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Think forward In December 2013, Phoenix’s Mayor Greg Stanton said his city had effectively ended chronic homelessness for its war veterans. How? The mayor, along with the city council, prioritized affordable housing, aided by $1.8 million in local general funds and another $6.5 million in federal grants and, as a result, found placement for 222 of the city’s homeless vets, according to the City of Phoenix’s official Web page. Impressive. Can something similar happen in Sacramento? Shamus Roller thinks so. Roller, interim director for Sacramento Steps Forward, an organization that aids the homeless by distributing federal housing grants to local service providers, says he believes the city can end homelessness for anyone without safe and permanent shelter. Roller, who is also the executive director for Housing California, has tasked himself to find grant dollars for local affordable housing developments. It’s “cheaper” to end homelessness, Roller explains, than it is to simply “manage” it. In other words, it’s smarter to fix the system wholesale than it is to slap another bandage on an ever-growing problem. That’s the kind of forward thinking this city needs, and just one reason we included Roller in our cover package profiling 14 Sacramentans who have the vision (not to mention skills, talents and resources) needed to accomplish their goals (see page 10). In addition to Roller, there are advocates for the needy and developers who imagine Sacramento as a thriving metropolis. There’s an inventive chef and a critically acclaimed actress, a crime reformer and a neighborhood builder. What do the next 12 months hold for Sacramento? If these 14 people have any say, 2014 could be the city’s best, most exciting and innovative year yet. —Rachel Leibrock

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Re “What’s up, grinches?!” by Cosmo Garvin and Raheem F. Hosseini (SN&R Feature Story; December 26, 2013): I want to nominate the [Sacramento] City Council and the mayor for directing meter maids to work on Christmas to write parking tickets. I went for a walk on Christmas Day, and I was stunned to see a meter maid with his evil computer writing parking tickets on 26th Street. Shame on Sacramento’s grinchy leaders! Ben Bannister Sacramento

High-speed fantasy Re “Back on track” (SN&R Editorial; December 12, 2013): The problems with the current effort to build high-speed rail in California have very little to do with the naysayers but are inherent to the poorly thought-out plan associated with Proposition 1A, approved in 2008. The financial plan is pure fantasy, based on an unnecessarily expensive alignment, and promising high-speed rail for everyone within 20 years. In fact, high-speed rail anywhere in California makes little sense in advance of a modern passenger rail link across the Tehachapi Mountains, and that should go directly

across Tejon Pass (Interstate 5), rather than the long detour via Palmdale, adopted by the California High-Speed Rail Authority. Moreover, the $10 billion backlog in improvements to the existing passenger-rail system should be given much higher priority than high-speed rail, and it is difficult to see how the state could possibly finance both simultaneously. High-speed rail should be shelved until these precursor projects are completed. John Deeter Sacramento

Solutions, 24-seven Re “More housing” (SN&R Editorial; December 5, 2013): The idea that we need jobs in downtown and Midtown is not something that most who want more housing in our city disagree with. More housing does mean more jobs, [and] more higher-paying, regular, scheduled, long-term jobs than an arena provides. Having people move to downtown and Midtown full-time means that there would be a full-time demand for food, clothing, household goods, etc. Unlike an arena, which would bring spurts of increases in demand during basketball season, people who actually live in a city 24-seven need their services 24-seven. New construction means

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There’s no ‘i’ in ‘team’ Re “Above the rim” by Blake Gillespie (SN&R Arts&Culture; December 5, 2013): Love this man, but [Sacramento State University men’s basketball coach Brian Katz] is also surrounded by a team of wonderful assistants who care just as much for the players on this team. They have established a “family” who care deeply for each other and pick each other up when one is down. There are no “superstars” or egos on this team: It’s all about the team and what’s best for the team. Well-written article. Kudos to the author for capturing the essence of this coach and his team. Kim Garrity Huntington Beach

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Where there’s smoke, there’s controversy Sacramento City Councilman Steve Hansen proposes outdoor-smoking ban at secret meeting Last month, a coterie of Sacramento’s most influential restaurant and bar magnates sat down with story and photo Councilman Steve Hansen and other local by business leaders to sip coffee and debate Lovelle Harris cigarettes. The closed-to-the-press meeting at a Midtown cafe centered around one divisive question: Should the city outlaw smoking on restaurant patios and outdoor areas that extend into the public space? Hansen is in favor of an ordinance banning the practice, and although details of such an ordinance are still being worked out and have yet to be presented to the city council’s Law and Legislation Committee, a proposal could potentially target all outdoor public smoking areas at restaurants and bars. “Everything is on the table,” said Hansen. But many restaurateurs, who generate a hefty chunk of tax revenue in the councilman’s district, think the proposal is full of hot air. “I can only speak for myself, [but] I am definitely not in favor of a ban,” said Matt Nurge, co-owner of The Red Rabbit Kitchen & Bar. “And I say that as person who smoked for 20 years and quit six years ago, and as a nonsmoker who can’t stand the smell of smoke anymore.” Nurge is not alone in that sentiment. Some of the wining-and-dining scene’s brightest names—think Randy Paragary of the Paragary Restaurant Group, Patrick Mulvaney of Mulvaney’s Building & Loan, Clay Nutting of LowBrau, and Jason Boggs of Shady Lady Saloon—have joined in the campaign to keep their outdoor real estate free from such prohibitions. “I think it is very hard to craft something that would make sense any better than what we are already doing as experienced restauranteurs,” said Paragary, whose restaurant group operates more than a dozen area eateries. “We are weeding our way through what is appropriate and what isn’t.” Nurge added that the responsibility of ensuring the comfort of guests ultimately rests with each owner.

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Is this ashtray-free patio table the future of Midtown restaurants? Sacramento City Councilman Steve Hansen is in favor of an ordinance to ban outdoor public smoking at restaurants and bars.

“As an owner and manager of a private business, it’s our job already to get a good feel for what our guests’ needs are,” he said. “If I felt that smoking was an issue for my guests, I would make a choice to manage my own smoking times or sections, or what have you.” Restaurant owners told SN&R they’ve already mitigated smoking concerns at their establishments and say there’s no need for an outdoor ban. They also contend the city is trying to dictate to them how to run their operations.

“I am definitely not in favor of a ban.” Matt Nurge co-owner, The Red Rabbit Kitchen & Bar Despite concerns from a big-money segment of the business community, the topic remains on the table. Midtown Business Association executive director Emily Baime Michaels told SN&R the December 10 meeting at Paragary’s own Cafe Bernardo Midtown was simply a chance to “talk through potential nuances” of a smoking ban and discuss “what is the best fit for our businesses in order to do business.” Hansen, who represents Sacramento’s downtown and Midtown neighborhoods, is working with the American Cancer Society and the American Lung Association on the proposed ban. He promised an inclusive process with opportunities for public comment at future city council meetings. He said the goal of any ordinance is in the interest STORY

of public health and to reduce smokingrelated deaths and illnesses. According to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency, exposure to particulate matter 2.5, an airborne pollutant produced by cigarettes, wood-burning stoves, diesel engines and other forms of combustion, can lead to serious health problems, including asthma attacks, chronic bronchitis, irregular heartbeat, nonfatal heart attacks, and even premature death in people with heart or lung disease. While there are hundreds of studies linking indoor secondhand smoke to health problems like heart disease, there’s been little study of the potential dangers of inhaling secondhand smoke in open-air spaces. The first in-depth exploration of its impact on air quality at sidewalk cafes was published in 2007 by a team from Stanford University in the Journal of the Air & Waste Management Association. The study found that a nonsmoker sitting a few feet downwind from cigarette smoke is likely to be exposed to significant levels of polluted air. The lack of scholarly data hasn’t stopped outdoor bans from taking off. In California, the rules can apply to sidewalks, parks, bus stops, street fairs and festivals, in addition to outdoor dining patios. Just this year, the city of San Rafael enacted an ordinance prohibiting smoking in residences with shared walls—possibly the strictest anti-smoking law in the United States. Despite opposing views on whether such an ordinance is needed, Hansen and Baime Michaels said the initial meeting went well.

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“It it was productive,” Baime Michaels said. “I think that both groups feel very strongly that they’d like to collaborate.” “The restaurateurs and other folks who were there had questions about the process, what other cities had done [and] what the options were,” Hansen recounted. “We had a really good dialogue.” In California, more than six dozen have banned smoking on restaurant patios, among them Davis, Oakland, Berkeley and San Francisco. And while advocates from the American Cancer Society Cancer Action Network say there’s no evidence that businesses in these jurisdictions have experienced negative economic ramifications as a result of the ban, many restaurateurs are not convinced. They favor a model that would include self-policing in lieu of what they view as a one-size-fits-all ordinance. Nurge expressed concern about a possible “overall ban at bars and restaurants,” especially since different establishments have different business goals. “[The] patio at LowBrau is essentially built for social smoking and hanging out, whereas our restaurant is more built toward an elegant, casual cocktail experience,” he said. “We’re not the same; it’s not the same concept. “So, to kind of have a blanket rule just seems shortsighted in the end.” Sacramento’s biggest restaurant maven, meanwhile, suggested he was open to selfimposed regulations that might be working elsewhere, if not a new law. “Rather than us trying to invent something, we’re hopeful that there are some successful models in other communities that we can take a look at and emulate,” Paragary said. Ω

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Death be not housed Ceremony recalls local homeless lives cut short When city officials, advocates and those without housing met in Friendship Park one late morning in December 2013 to commemorate recent homeless deaths, few expected a story by Dave Kempa as heartbreaking as that of Janet Steinbach. and On May 31, 2011, Steinbach’s homeless 29-year-old son, Raheem Adam, was stabbed to death while sleeping in his vehicle F. Hosseini near Highway 160 and Northgate Boulevard in Sacramento. ra h e emh @ Devastated, Steinbach began spending time at the scene ne w s re v ie w.c o m of her son’s murder—planting, watering and trimming flowers around the small cross that Adam’s friends had placed for him. She maintained this spot for 20 months. The homeless community who spent time under the bridge at Highway 160 came to befriend Steinbach, even helping to dig and water her small garden. “What changed me forever was the love and compassion from the homeless community who stood by me almost every day I planted,” she said. Those in attendance for Steinbach’s speech at Sacramento Loaves & Fishes’ Friendship Park on December 20 learned just minutes before that Adam’s story is far from unique. A new study released by the Sacramento Regional Coalition to End Homelessness showed that in the past 11 years, the county was home to 501 deaths in the homeless community. In actuality, the study’s authors say the true number of homeless deaths is almost certainly higher than reported in the study, which culled data from the county coroner’s office. The coroner has yet to issue a final report on Vincent McKinney, a homeless man who was reportedly beaten to death in a park across from the Crocker Art Museum on November 27, 2013. An eyewitness called 911 to report a fight between two men at the park. By the time the first officers arrived, a pummeled McKinney already lay unconscious on the ground. Officers knelt beside McKinney and administered CPR for several minutes until paramedics arrived and took over, but it was too late. The 51-year-old was dead. “It was a sad set of circumstances,” recalled Sacramento Police Sgt. Matt Young. Young said officers located Arthur Allen Bird II in the “immediate vicinity” of the crime scene. Before the fight ensued, McKinney and Bird were seen sitting at a picnic table together. Young said they were “at minimum acquaintances.” Officers were able to determine that the suspect “consumed some alcohol at some point during the day,” and Bird was arraigned on one count of felony murder and appointed a public defender on December 3, 2013, according to Sacramento Superior Court records. The transitory nature of the victims can make it difficult to track down witnesses and evidence, Young explained. “Obviously, every case is different.” For her part, Steinbach, like many advocates, wants the county to address the unsettling pattern of untimely and preventable deaths in the homeless community. For now, she donates three hours of her time each week working with Sacramento Self Help Housing to assist the people she has come to love in acquiring homes of their own. Ω

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Program locally—according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture’s Food and Nutrition Service database. Of those, Sacramento County accounts for 133,136 participants, or roughly 3.2 percent, according to a 2010 report from California Food Policy Advocates, a statewide public policy advocacy group. But congressional negotiations to re-up the nation’s farm bill could come with staggering cuts to those benefits and deny enrollment to millions beginning in 2014. SNAP is

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in order to make $32 an hour to feed the entire household, she said. Besides River City Food Bank, the Alchemist Community Development Corporation and other nonprofit organizations aim to broaden access to nutritional foods through their services. Alchemist executive director Davida Douglas worked to get CalFresh benefits accepted at six farmers market locales, including ones downtown, in Rancho Cordova and Elk Grove. Alchemist also partners with convenience markets in the Oak Park and south Sacramento areas to

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you will find is a string cheese and a meat stick,” said Meza, who relies entirely on public transportation. “But I’ve lived off of that before.” Many in Sacramento do. Food access boils down this: How readily available are fresh fruits and vegetables? What’s more, are grocery stores and farmers markets within an easily traveled distance for all individuals? Food-equality experts who attended a December 4, 2013, forum on the subject that was organized by the Boards & Commissions Leadership Institute say the answer is a firm “no” for those residing in Sacramento’s low-income neighborhoods. Advocates at the River City Food Bank and the Alchemist Community Development Corporation say they hope to change this by expanding their programs in 2014, but those will be two small pennies in a gigantic wishing well. This past September, 4.2 million Californians received benefits from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program—dubbed the CalFresh

Crossing the food desert: According to a 2011 Food Research and Action Center study, low-income families are 30 percent more likely to be overweight or obese due to lack of access to quality fruits and vegetables.

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already estimated to lose $5 billion in other cuts this year. Which helps explain why “food deserts” persist in the first place. For approximately every five convenience stores and fast-food restaurants in Sacramento County, there is but one grocery store, according to the California Center for Public Health Advocacy in Davis. River City Food Bank executive director Eileen Thomas said mere access to supermarkets and produce vendors remain an ongoing challenge for low-income families. She also maintained that living expenses like rent, utility bills and transportation costs starve an already slim grocery budget for a majority of households. “In our community, when people spend over 50 percent of their income on housing, they can’t meet all of their other expenses,” Thomas said. “One of the easiest things they scrimp on is food.” In Sacramento, for instance, a family of four would need to work four full-time, minimum-wage jobs

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increase the amount of healthy food options offered on the shelves. “You are providing someone with the resources to incorporate fresh produce into their diet,” Douglas said. “As we have added more farmers markets to the list that accept CalFresh benefits, we see sales increase dramatically each year. It’s a very effective and positive way to get people interested and motivated to shop and eat healthier.” Which is important, because low-income families and their children are 30 percent more likely to be overweight or obese due to lack of access to quality fruits and vegetables, according to a 2011 Food Research and Action Center study. Families like Meza’s. Now divorced, the single mother to 9-year-old son Bryce, recently overcame a three-month bout with homelessness and found employment as an in-home care provider. Through her trials, she’s learned one valuable lesson: Never be afraid to seek help. “I was in tears thinking, ‘How am I going to feed this kid?’ A lot of people don’t know that there are ways out there to get support and what you need,” Meza said. Meza turned to the River City Food Bank to dig herself out of Sacramento’s food desert. But it could be a long walk for others. Ω

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Two large brawls between dozens of gang-affiliated inmates sent the Rio Cosumnes Correctional Center into a facilitywide lockdown last month, SN&R has confirmed. And it all started over stolen milk. According to Sacramento County Sheriff’s Department sources, trouble sparked during morning chow time on December 22, 2013, when a Norteño gang member reportedly nicked an 8-ounce carton of milk from a fellow inmate affiliated with a white street gang. Department spokesperson Sgt. Lisa R. Bowman said security videotape showed more than a dozen Latino inmates attacking the white inmates, resulting in minor injuries for two. The melee quickly broke up when deputies responded. But some 90 minutes later, around 9 a.m. in a separate dormitory, a loud noise alerted jail staff that a second fight had broken out among the squabbling factions. The combatants stopped upon deputies’ arrival. “Deputies believe the fight escalated because one was an associate of a Hispanic street gang and the other was an associate of a white street gang,” Bowman said. The involved parties were rehoused within the branch, Bowman said. Medical staff treated three inmates for facial lacerations and a bloody nose. The rest of the inmates declined medical care, and no one pressed charges. The jail, which houses north of 2,000 inmates at its complex of buildings in Elk Grove, was locked down that Sunday, and social visits were canceled. While the lockdown was lifted later that evening, movement of inmates between pods remained restricted. Sgt. Burk Stearns, who commands the jail’s investigativeservices unit, said it was one of the largest physical altercations he’s seen in his tenure, but added that fights among inmates are common. (Raheem F. Hosseini)

Wind shifts Following a tumultuous end to 2013, Wind Youth Services, which battled cash-flow issues and possible closure at its popular drop-in center for homeless youth, is now in transition mode. Sher Barber officially resigned as executive director the week before Christmas, citing health reasons. But the challenges of keeping the area’s only hub of services for homeless youth afloat also likely took their toll. That responsibility now falls to Suzi Dotson, who takes over on January 6, after spending four-and-a-half years as the program manager of the Sacramento Children’s Home’s crisis nursery. Before that, she served as coordinator of its Valley Hi Florin Family Resource Center in south Sacramento. That pedigree made Dotson a “great candidate under any circumstances,” said Chris Russell, vice chair of Wind’s board of directors. “She has the perfect experience for us,” Russell added. “We feel she knows the industry and the people who work in this field.” Dotson takes over an assortment of youth homeless programs facing numerous uncertainties. While a flurry of late-quarter donations and community pleas kept Wind’s youth center open beyond a feared November 15 shutdown last year, the organization lost out on a $540,000 federal grant it had received for several years that would have secured the center’s existence until 2017. The Sacramento Employment and Training Agency also recommended denying a $30,625 funding request, meaning Dotson will have to scramble to find other funding sources. When Barber last spoke to SN&R in November, she said any lost funding sources were significant. “Every bit of money that comes in or goes out is huge,” she added. Despite resigning, Barber appeared last week at the dropin center to help serve Christmas dinner. (RFH)

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Downtown is important But is it not as important as we think? A few weeks ago, Bites wrote about the 58,000 people who used to live in Sacramento’s central city in 1950. The population of the grid is about half that today. The main idea of that column was that for all the attention we give to downtown, for all the collective worry we have about revitalizing the core, we mostly haven’t done the one thing that would effectively add life. Which ARvIn is to literally add life; to get more people by CoSMo G living downtown. c os m og @new srev i ew. c o m The other problem with our downtown policy: We are way too focused on it. A lot more people live in south Sacramento than live in downtown and Midtown. But we don’t have nearly the same urgency (or money available) to build out the vacant lots there, improve transit, promote economic development and keep the streets safe. Most Sacramentans live in what researchers call “first suburbs” or inner-ring suburbs. Some older first suburbs—like Oak Park—are also called the “streetcar suburbs,” which hints at their history and also some of the possibility for their renewal. Other neighborhoods are post-war sprawl; beachheads for white flight which, in turn, got a lot more diverse as more affluent (and whiter) families moved on to the outer rings. But these neighborhoods are not just secondhand suburbs. Because of immigration, these communities are important places in the cultural landscape and economic development of a city. One of the most interesting pieces of Sacramento history that Bites has read in a long time is Sacramento State University geography professor Robin Datel’s “Immigrant Space and Place in Suburban Sacramento.” It’s one chapter in a book put out by the Brookings Institution called Twenty-First-Century Gateways, but you can Google the chapter. Datel and her co-author Dennis Dingemans detail why immigrant groups live where they do in Sacramento’s suburbs. For example, she writes how the Mexicans living in the West End left—for North Sacramento, Broderick and the south-side area around the Campbell Soup Company plant—after their original neighborhood was bulldozed for urban renewal. Also fascinating is the history of Eastern European immigration into the area after the end of the Cold War, and the emergence of the Little Saigon district along Stockton Boulevard. Researchers at the Brookings Institution and elsewhere note that first-ring suburbs are in something of a “policy blind spot,” not benefiting from the investment on the sprawling fringe, not benefiting from the back-to-downtown trend, either. So, you end up with a doughnut of mistletoe suburbs. Rings of neighborhood decline, closing schools, empty lots, crime and increasing blight. Which is a shame really, since these neighborhoods are near downtown, close to transit and other infrastructure.

It is very, very expensive to turn around a declining downtown—at least the way Sacramento does it. A convention center here, a shopping mall makeover there, a mermaid bar or two, an NBA arena—pretty soon, you are into serious money. Aging suburbs and commercial corridors may be renewable on a more reasonable budget. That seemed to be the message from “urban strategist” Michele E. Reeves, who recently gave a guest presentation at the Sacramento Area Council of Governments titled “Suburban Placemaking.” A couple of tidbits: “Economically underperforming places are almost uniformly beige.” Also, “National tenants are not going to bail you out. They just aren’t.”

For all the attention we give to downtown, we haven’t done the one thing that would effectively add life, which is to get more people living there. Reeves explained that big-name retail follows income and educational attainment. “You keep moving that further and further out. So they are going to follow and leave you with all this underinvested stuff in between.” Reeves, who has worked on neighborhoodrevitalization projects around the country— including Portland, Oregon’s Mississippi Avenue—spent about an hour-and-a-half at SACOG discussing “adaptive reuse” and strategies for retrofitting strip malls and garages and warehouse buildings, “one small ugly box at a time.” But most striking was her emphasis on local small business. “There are people out there doing amazing things in these communities. Those are the people you are going to have to look to.” Anyway, Reeves presentation is Googleable, as is Datel’s paper and the Brookings Institution’s “One Fifth of America, A Comprehensive Guide to America’s First Suburbs,” an in-depth look at these sort of first suburbs. Downtowns are important. But so are the neighborhoods where most of us live. So, Bites thought about doing some sort of New Year’s or year-in-review thing this week. You know, looking back, looking ahead, whatever. But it just seemed too lame. Still, Bites would like to say a heartfelt thanks to the folks who read every week. This has always been a fun, if slightly weird, column to write. But Bites has been blown away by the support this year—in emails, social media and in person. This column doesn’t have the reach of the daily-media bigwigs, but it does have some awfully smart and compassionate, and slightly subversive, readers. You guys are awesome. Ω

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Safety over comfort It’s good to see that the Sacramento City Unified School District is moving forward with a new policy to integrate and protect transgender students. Assembly Bill 1266, passed by the Legislature and signed by the governor in the last session, went into effect January 1, even as some groups attempted to overturn the law. We’re pleased that no matter what the ultimate outcome of various suits and a potential referendum, SCUSD moved promptly to ensure student safety at school. It is, however, disheartening to see continued prejudice and misunderstanding about trans people making its way into the discussion. Opponents of trans-inclusive policies always make a point of expressing their fears of loss of privacy in the bathroom and locker room. It even came up in a Sacramento City Council discussion in October 2013, when Councilman Allen Warren expressed his concerns about who could use what bathroom if the city updated its codes to include protection of genderidentity expression. We don’t want to minimize the discomfort or concerns of any “cisgender” people—that means those who are comfortable in the gender (usually male or female) that they were assigned at birth, based on anatomy—with these changes. Nonetheless, it’s also worth pointing out that ensuring the rights and safety of transgender people should take priority over the comfort of others. In general, transgender and gendervariant people are more likely to be the While some of victims of crimes, assaults and bullying than cisgender people in precisely the us argue about same circumstances. Sometimes those restrooms, “uncomfortable” cisgender people are the ones who inflict violence. For transgender youth evidence, we need only remember the endure physical, “agender” youth who was set on fire mental and on Bay Area public transport for wearing a skirt in November 2013. Sasha emotional abuse. Fleischman wasn’t safe on the bus. What’s more, all students could benefit from attention to safety and privacy in restrooms and locker rooms. There’s more than a small amount of bullying and body shaming that goes on in those spaces, and ignoring it because “it’s always been that way” only guarantees that it will stay that way. While some of us argue about restrooms, transgender youth endure physical, mental and emotional abuse. Gender identity difference isn’t new: Trans and other gender-variant people have been with us all along. The difference is that in days gone by, we could feel comfortable in our majority and ignore the suffering of those different from us. Just as lesbian, gay and bi students have been historically victimized—and still are despite recent civil-rights gains and anti-bullying protections—so too have trans students suffered. We are long past the time in which it was all right to ignore—or worse, bully—those who differed from the majority. Stop obsessing over restrooms and locker rooms. If they’re not safe for one student, they’re not safe for any students. Instead, let’s make sure that all these spaces are safe, private and accessible. And, instead of obsessing about whether transgender and gender-variant people deserve to be treated with dignity, respect and compassion, we should remember that basic expressions of humanity ought not be optional. Ω

XONR8 the California 12 Serving a life sentence is like walking through a The CIP has already secured the release never-ending nightmare. I would know. of 11 exonerees. Six of them attended last by As a “three-striker,” I served 15 years of a month’s rally and were juxtaposed by the Eugene life sentence for a drug conviction. When family members of the 12 yet to be exonerAlexander Dey California voters approved Proposition 36 in ated. All who spoke painted an unfortunate 2012, my sentence was commuted, and I was portrait of injustice—tainted prosecutions, free to begin a new life as a prison-reform decades of confinement and too many missed advocate. I’m one of the lucky ones. holidays to count. One such victim was Uriah But imagine being forced to endure Courtney, who was released on June 24, 2013, lifelong imprisonment when you’re totally after serving eight years of a life sentence for innocent. rape and kidnapping. New The California Innocence DNA technology in 2004 Those who are cleared Courtney and enabled Project has illuminated 12 such cases of unjust incarthe CIP to find the actual wrongfully ceration, cases the courts culprit. convicted can’t have, so far, failed to correct. The CIP stakes its reputaeugene Alexander dey tion on finding the truth, not was a three-striker To call attention to these be forgotten. serving a life sentence cases, the California Western technicalities. In reviewing when Proposition 36 School of Law in San 2,000 cases a year, the CIP passed in 2012. he now Diego—home base for the CIP—organized looks for proof of innocence, often through advocates for evidencetechnology. According to the CIP, when based solutions to a 700-mile walk across the state. Arriving in treatable criminogenic Sacramento on June 2013, a large crowd of DNA plays a primary role in an exoneration, maladies and marchers hand-delivered clemency petitions to it is usually accompanied by eyewitness can be reached at Gov. Jerry Brown’s legal team. misidentification. outsidesolutions.ed@ Six months later, on December 20, 2013, The work of the CIP continues as the state gmail.com. marchers returned to follow up on the status endures an era of penal reformation. As the of the petitions. Being among the 50-plus criminal-justice system undergoes a paradigm An online version of this demonstrators who walked from Raley Field shift, it’s not outside the realm of possibilessay can be found at to the Capitol that Friday was an unlikely ity that the families of a dozen wrongfully www.newsreview.com/ imprisoned individuals could receive a belated sacramento/ way to spend a nice fall day. But those who holiday gift: justice at last. Ω pageburner/blogs. are wrongfully convicted can’t be forgotten. Justice must prevail. BEFORE

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hether it’s about finding the best ways to care for poor and underser ved communities or building a better ar ts scene, 2014 could prove to be a real game changer in the histor y of all things Sacramento. in the spirit of anticipation, SN&r writers identified 14 people to watch

in the months ahead. There’s a bigshot developer poised to bring new life to the river front district between Sacramento and west Sacramento, and a lawyer who wants to close the gap between the haves and the have-nots. There’s a chef who, upon returning home from a prestigious stint in San francisco, is now opening not one, but two high-profile restaurants. There’s an a-list actress, a craft brewer, an

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advocate for the homeless and a former college professor who works to ensure the poor have access to muchneeded health-care ser vices. it’s a diverse group comprising some of the city’s most interesting movers, shakers and big-league dream makers, and all—regardless of the size or scope of their contribution—are primed to make Sacramento an even better place to live.

oshua Wood had one hell of a 2013. The 31-year-old executive director of Region Builders Inc. turned his once little-known industry group into a wrecking-ball power player on development issues, and is now the voice of a pro-Sacramento Kings arena group that counts Sacramento Mayor Kevin Johnson and his West Sacramento counterpart Mayor Christopher Cabaldon, as well as Senate President Pro Tem Darrell Steinberg and Republican Sen. Ted Gaines as members. The4000 replaces DowntownArena.org, a smaller outfit with more distance between the business interests and the politicians who support major public investment in a new arena. “It’s much, much bigger, which I think will make it more impactful,” Wood says of the lobbying organization. Bigger is how Wood envisions this new year, too, with efforts to push through a self-regulated, one-day building-permit process and fee reductions for green-building developments. His No. 1 priority remains cheerleading a new Kings arena. “We’re going to see if we can top what we did before,” Wood says. “We’re going to go hard at it.” rFh

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Glenda CorCoran The leg al proTecTor

ince childhood, Glenda Corcoran knew she wanted to be an attorney. “I always looked for ways to make things right,” Corcoran says. The Ferndale, Calif., native has now made good on her childhood ambition. A board member for both the St. John’s Shelter Program for Women & Children, and the Sacramento LGBT Community Center, Corcoran also worked with the state Assembly for more than a decade, focusing on issues of local government policy, public safety and election law. In spring 2013, she was appointed to the State Bar of California’s Board of Trustees—a three-year term during which she aims to work and advocate for those in need.

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“My main goal is to protect the public and help attorneys become better attorneys in certain situations,” she says of her 2014 plans. “We need to find a solution to the justice gap for low- and moderate-income people.” The “justice gap,” Corcoran explains, is an all-too harsh reality for those without adequate financial means—one that puts some at great legal risk or disadvantage. Corcoran, who also volunteers time to the Voluntary Legal Services Program, says her experiences providing legal aid to low-income clients have greatly influenced her goals. “The clients may have seemingly small legal issues, but without access to legal aid, their legal issues can become significant hurdles,” she says.

The lawyer, who is married with a 6-year-old daughter and a 2-year-old son, says her own childhood experiences helped forge her path. “I grew up in a really low-income family, but my family always pulled it together,” she says. “We still gave back, and that was always really a priority, [and] that’s something I’ve been able to do [as an adult].” Now, with her work on the board, Corcoran says she’s ready to enact tangible change. “This is a great segue into everything I’ve worked on before,” she says. “My goals [are to] expand legal services [and] encourage pro bono work to assure low and moderate individuals that their issues matter, [and] encourage more women, LGBT and minority communities to be leaders in the legal community.” r.l.

Jonathan Porteus The service provider

eing sick without health-care insurance or money sucks. Being sick and having Medi-Cal benefits, but not finding a doctor or medical clinic that will accept your insurance, also sucks. With the federal Affordable Care Act adding an additional 100,000 Sacramento area residents to the MediCal rolls, that is a lot of potential sucking. While many health-care organizations took a wait-and-see posture on the ACA, the Jonathan Porteus-led The Effort, now called WellSpace Health, seized the moment. Since 2009, when it was only a single medical clinic in Midtown with five exam rooms and 3,500 patient visits per year, it has grown to eight facilities with 75 exam rooms and 130,000 patient visits a year. In 2014, WellSpace will be adding two more health clinics and is anticipating more than 175,000 annual patient visits. This

dramatic growth over the last several years put WellSpace in a position to provide services for those who will be receiving health-care coverage for the first time. Being the only fully federally qualified health center in the Sacramento region, WellSpace receives higher Medi-Cal reimbursement compensation than other medical providers. With this extra oxygen fueling its balance sheet, WellSpace is in a much better position to provide Medi-Cal services. Citing the vision of the ACA, Porteus, a former Sacramento State University associate professor in counselor education, says he believes the city can move away from just having a safety net focused on people in emergency situations and move toward having a safety blanket which includes routine health care. Health care that is provided in

professional clinics will prevent more acute problems showing up in emergency rooms. “It will take a year or two for the dust to settle,” Porteus forecasts. “People will need to figure out their new roles,” he says. But Porteus also believes the ACA is on the right track. Whereas services for the needy previously only provided emergency safety-net services, now the ACA allows a move to an all-encompassing, permanent “safety blanket” system, he explains. “It was wrong [before the ACA] to treat people as second-class citizens, only providing health care in expensive emergency rooms.” J.V.

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Michael Malone The hoops dre amer

here are probably more important things in life than winning basketball games—unless you’re Michael Malone. This season’s won-loss record will be the most important yardstick by which the Sacramento Kings’ new coach is measured, and it just might have a major impact on the future of downtown Sacramento. A longtime NBA assistant (his last gig was with Oakland’s Golden State Warriors franchise), Malone needs to show he has the leadership skills to handle the head coaching role and improve a Kings defense that has

been among the NBA’s worst. The team’s new owners have markedly improved the roster, bringing in prime-time talents Rudy Gay and Derrick Williams. But can Malone get them to jell in time to make a run for the playoffs, or at least post a winning record? With a possible public vote on the downtown arena plan looming, that’s the $258 million question. For better or worse, the bandwagon effect of a winning season could make the difference in a close ballot come June. J. Mar tin

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fter cooking in various kitchens in Sacramento (Mason’s, Ella Dining Room & Bar), San Francisco, Hawaii and New Zealand, chef Michael Thiemann is finally ready to call Sactown his home again. His two upcoming restaurant ventures, Mother and Empress Tavern, both aim to open on K Street this year. Mother is due this month; Empress is scheduled for the spring or summer. They could both be game changers. Mother, a vegetarian restaurant that focuses on Southern-styled comfort food, impressed many people at pop-up dinners at Old Ironsides, Chocolate Fish Coffee and The Golden Bear in the past few months. Then, word on the street is that Empress—which will take the place of the former downstairs theater spaces of the Crest Theatre—will be a rotisserie joint, also with an emphasis on comfort food as well as craft brews. Anyone else drooling already? J. Mendick

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oung boys raised with pogs and slap bracelets are now grown men—but they still apparently need a hobby to obsess over. Enter craft beer: It’s the new waiting-in-line-for-a-Pearl Jam-recordat-midnight-at-Tower Records. Which isn’t necessarily a good thing. Yet breweries command allegiance, and beer nerds line up for releases of special bottles, Disneyland style. On Black Friday, hundreds of brew enthusiasts camped out overnight in San Francisco’s chill for the chance to buy a single bottle of stout. For $50. Damn. All this raises a question: Who in Sacramento’s beer scene is poised to become one of the state’s premier craft brewers? Track 7 Brewing Co. and Knee Deep Brewing Co. have separated themselves from the pack, but Chris Miller at

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Berryessa Brewing Co. in Winters is boss. “Chris is a hoot, and his beer is top-notch,” says Dan Scott, founder of Sacramento Beer Week. Indeed, Miller is a master of hopped styles, such as the still-popular pale ales. “I love that Berryessa is putting out a huge variety of beer; there’s constantly new ones to try,” Scott says. “He’s probably brewed at least a dozen IPAs since he opened.” Miller’s brewery recently took over all the taps at popular S.F. bottle shop City Beer Store—a big deal—and his prowess continues to turn hop-heads throughout California. Not bad for a small-town brewer off the beaten Yolo County trail. Best part: No lines. Yet. n.M.

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my Aswell, one part of the design duo at Beta Form Industries, is looking to help transform Sacramento into a world-class city, one interior space at a time. With projects that include the interior design of Hock Farm Craft & Provisions, Cafe Bernardo at Pavilions and the Hanford House Inn in Sutter Creek, BFI is embarking on a lofty new project: the Warehouse Artist Lofts project, which aims to revitalize a century-old space at 1108 R Street. Aswell’s vision for the mixed-use building is to create interior spaces that pull from historical references, while injecting a modern aesthetic into its dilapidated innards—a mix of old-world charm with a decidedly fresh approach. l.h.

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Sheep’s clothing The Wolf of Wall Street This season has been marked with some disappointment. First, there was Black Nativity, which wasn’t quite as good as I hoped it would be. Now by Jim Lane comes Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, which turns out not to be very good at all. The subject of The Wolf of Wall Street, and the author of the book on which it’s based, is Jordan Belfort, formerly of the firm Stratton Oakmont, which he co-founded with his partner Danny Porush. As portrayed by Leonardo DiCaprio in the movie—and evidently as described by the man himself in his own book—Belfort is a fast-talking huckster who rose to wealth beyond the dreams of an Arab oil sheik by peddling cheap “penny stocks” to naive investors, hyping the stocks to artificially inflate the price, then selling them off and skimming the profits and commissions from the sales for himself, leaving his supposed clients to take the losses.

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Or something like that. To tell the truth, the movie’s Belfort has such a slick line of patter as he narrates his rise from ambitious nobody to master of the universe, even directly addressing the camera in long, caffeinated soliloquies, that it isn’t always easy to follow the exact nuts and bolts of precisely what he did to get there. But we get the point: He was out for No. 1 and up to no good. Apparently, the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, then the FBI, got the point as well: Belfort’s ostentatious lifestyle of conspicuous consumption, with plenty of sex and drugs, caught their attention early on, and FBI agent Gregory Coleman spent six years gathering evidence against him. Eventually, Belfort was taken down in 2003, forced to cooperate in prosecuting his former cohorts, sentenced to 22 months in federal prison, and ordered to pay more than $100 million in restitution (most of which, apparently, he still owes). The movie ends with Belfort plying his post-prison trade as a motivational speaker—the same line of snappy patter, but fine-tuned and refocused. As I said, we get the point. And that’s the problem: We get the point very early on, but director Scorsese and writer Terence Winter

keep bringing it home to us over and over again, for a seemingly endless three hours. Individual scenes and performances work beautifully in The Wolf of Wall Street. Scorsese’s model is his 1990 masterpiece Goodfellas, in which Ray Liotta’s Henry Hill shared his excitement at embracing the life of the gangsters he admired. Wolf has the same breathless pace, the same rat-a-tat narration, the same superlong takes and dizzy tracking shots with cinematographer Rodrigo Prieto’s camera careening around among the desks and cubicles of Belfort’s ritzy offices while DiCaprio’s Belfort rattles off his story to us. But it doesn’t have the same narrative drive of Goodfellas, and that’s the movie’s undoing. Part of it is the difference in subject matter, of course. The dangerous unpredictability of gang life, knowing that any moment can result in a spasm of psychotic violence, carries a charge that we just can’t get from a gang of stockbrokers, no matter how crooked and drug-addled they are. You can watch cocaine being snorted off the bodies of only so many faceless hookers before your eyes glaze over and you start wondering what else these guys do to pass the time. Still, coming out of The Wolf of Wall Street, I couldn’t help wondering what Scorsese and Winter told the audience in three hours that they couldn’t have done in two-and-a-half, or even two. The energy of the early scenes dissipates as the movie begins spinning its wheels and seems no longer to be going anywhere.

You can watch cocaine being snorted off the bodies of only so many faceless hookers before your eyes glaze over and you start wondering what else these guys do to pass the time. Still, before the surfeit sets in, there are nice touches. Jonah Hill, sporting a mouthful of oversize teeth, is slimy fun as Belfort’s partner, his name changed to Donnie Azoff. (Many of the real characters in Belfort’s story, even both his wives, have had their names changed in Winter’s script.) And DiCaprio has a hilarious (albeit harrowing) scene late in the movie, when Belfort suffers a delayed reaction to an overdose of unstable Quaaludes. The Wolf of Wall Street is a movie of bits and pieces, not a whole. In the end, it huffs and it puffs, but it doesn’t blow the house down. Ω

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Director Steve McQueen and writer John Ridley tell the true story of Solomon Northrup (Chiwetel Ejiofor), a free man of color in 1841 New York who was kidnapped into slavery, finally freed in 1853, and wrote a book about his years of bondage. Ridley and McQueen take only minor dramatic license with Northrup’s extraordinary narrative—such abductions were all too common in pre-Civil War America; what’s extraordinary is that Northrup got free again— and the movie is searing and indelible. Even the most despicable characters are given their full dimension with no trace of 21st-century hindsight. The movie’s centerpiece is Ejiofor’s remarkable performance, giving it a core of unquenchable humanity. Newcomer Lupita Nyong’o shines as a tormented slave woman, as does Alfre Woodard in a striking cameo. J.L.

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Director Jon M. Chu follows the teenage pop phenomenon on his 2012 Believe tour, and that’s about all there is to say for this by-the-numbers concert documentary. There’s a writer credited—one Sarah Landman—and that sort of thing is always fishy in a movie supposedly made up entirely of performance footage and interviews, but really, who cares? Bieber’s zillions of tweenybopper fans will get what they want—i.e., plenty of scenes of their idol strutting his scrawny stuff and pretending to believe he’s just an ordinary guy. Those wondering what all the fuss is about will find less to chew on. Bieber seems to be nice enough—modestly talented, if a bit full of himself (and who can blame him under the circumstances?), writing

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and singing his generic pop ballads in a voice as thin as his moustache. J.L.

Joel and Ethan Coen have made bleaker films than Inside Llewyn Davis, but never anything this melancholy. Set in a slightly fablelike version of the 1961 Greenwich Village folk scene, Inside Llewyn Davis is inspired by early Bob Dylan, yet exudes the Coens’ usual oddball comedic sensibility and stylistic verve. Llewyn is played by Oscar Isaac, who naturally inhabits the role in a way actors rarely do in the Coens’ films. More than anything, this gorgeous movie shows the Coens’ unique ability to visualize a particular time and place without resorting to cheap nostalgia. Given the abundance of T-Bone Burnett songs, many will compare this to O Brother, Where Art Thou?, but the real ancestor in the Coen catalog is their excellent 1991 film Barton Fink. That film showed us “the life of the mind”, while Inside Llewyn Davis presents us the lifelessness of a defeated heart. D.B.

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on-the-fly rewrites, as the film frequently loses track of its own moving pieces. D.B.

Good news—there are more beheadings and fewer half-hour-long dinner parties in this second installment of Peter Jackson’s The Hobbit trilogy. However, while it offers some technically impressive set pieces, the cartoonish visuals and watery characters don’t improve from last year’s An Unexpected Journey. Here Jackson pads the running time by tying this prequel’s storyline into his own Lord of the Rings films. He even gets Gandalf to play Middle Earth detective, the same tactic George Lucas used to occupy Obi-Wan Kenobi in Episode II of the Star Wars prequels. Most of The Desolation of Smaug is unembarrassing entertainment, but unlike with The Lord of the Rings, we never fully identify with the magical critters skittering through the special effects. D.B.

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Two boxers from the 1980s (Robert De Niro, Sylvester Stallone), long retired, miles out of shape, and befuddled by the age of YouTube, are lured into a publicity-stunt rematch, hoping to settle once and for all the rivalry that’s been unresolved for 30 years. Despite its cursory script (Tim Kelleher, Rodney Rothman) and direction (Peter Segal), this latest geriatric-stars-onthe-loose comedy is more fun than it has any right to be. Much credit goes to the supporting cast: Kevin Hart as the promoter putting together the fight, Kim Basinger as a woman with a complicated history with both men, Jon Bernthal as her grown son by De Niro, Alan Arkin as Stallone’s cranky old trainer, LL Cool J as a gym proprietor. In that company (not to mention De Niro), even Stallone, so help me, rises to the occasion. J.L.

Anchorman Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell) strides into the 1980s, with the wind still rattling through his empty blow-dried head, his trusted (and equally dimwitted) news team at his side (Steve Carell, David Koechner, Paul Rudd), all intent on making their mark on a new 24-hour cable news channel. Fans of the 2004 hit won’t be disappointed—but then, if they liked the first movie, their bar wasn’t all that high in the first place. Truth is, Ferrell and co-writer and director Adam McKay squeezed all the laughs there were out of their tissue-thin premise the first time around; there’s nothing here but a handful of limp chuckles. Once again, there are multiple star cameos (Tina Fey, Jim Carrey, Vince Vaughn—oh, just about everybody), and once again the movie is about an hour and 45 minutes too long. J.L.

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David O. Russell’s ecstatically cinematic American Hustle tells a hypergroovy version of the late 1970s Abscam operation, in which the FBI enlisted con artists to help them catch corrupt politicians. Right from the opening shots of Christian Bale pasting and swirling an elaborate comb-over onto his bald forehead, this is a film all about false fronts and reinvention, the latter a subject Russell knows very well. Everyone in the overwigged ensemble is good, but Bradley Cooper is a revelation as a nakedly ambitious FBI agent. Buried under a dirtbag beard and a hideous nest of curls, Cooper is deprettied enough to let us fully see what an honest and forceful actor he has become. American Hustle might have even been great had Russell not tried to pull a hustle of his own, reaching a facile conclusion that hinges on emotional relationships we never knew existed. D.B.

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For an action fantasy featuring ogre fights, mass seppuku, ghost spiders and a dragon-witch attack, 47 Ronin is remarkably dull and uneventful. Some blame belongs to first-time director Carl Rinsch, a veteran of commercials and music videos who seems ignorant of how spatial logic and pace apply to narrative filmmaking. Another culprit is the garbled screenplay from Hossein Amini and Chris Morgan, which reinvents the Japanese legend of fallen samurais avenging their master’s death as a 300-lite green-screen epic. And, of course, there is Keanu Reeves as Kai, a “half-breed” orphan who may possess magical powers, but most definitely does not possess the power to convey emotions with his face or voice. That’s a problem, since the story’s emotional tug is rooted in Kai’s lifelong love for the master’s daughter, and Reeves delivers heart-bearing dialogue with the bland formality of a foreign dignitary. D.B.

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When a booze-addled old man (Bruce Dern) gets the idea in his head that he’s won one of those million-dollar publisher’s sweepstakes, his estranged son (Will Forte) humors him, hoping they can reconnect on a road trip to Lincoln, Nebraska, to claim the old boy’s prize. Bob Nelson’s script is a mine of mordant humor and wry insight, and director Alexander Payne carefully brings out the best in the script and his actors, including Bob Odenkirk as Forte’s brother, Stacy Keach as Dern’s lifelong frenemy, Angela McEwan as a long-ago sweetheart Dern barely remembers, and (most especially) June Squibb as Dern’s cantankerous wife (Oscar, are you watching?). The movie’s only drawback is Phedon Papamichael’s black-and-white cinematography, a pretentious artsy-fartsy touch that is flat, textureless and distracting. J.L.

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In 1961, author P.L. Travers (Emma Thompson) reluctantly agrees to let Walt Disney (Tom Hanks) film her Mary Poppins books, and the script conferences prompt memories of her childhood in Australia and her loving but feckless father (Colin Farrell). Written by Kelly Marcel and Sue Smith and directed by John Lee Hancock, the movie is as heartwarming in its way as Mary Poppins—and one senses, almost as much of a fantasy. Marcel and Smith include so many dubious touches in their script that it’s hard to take their word for anything. Travers’ lifelong loathing for Disney is entirely glossed over, and Hancock can’t quite mesh the grim tone of the flashbacks with the seriocomic scenes set in 1961. The movie works best as a showcase for Thompson’s tart performance as Travers and Hanks’ folksy turn as Disney. J.L.

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James Thurber’s 1939 tale of the daydreaming milquetoast (Ben Stiller, also directing) comes again to the screen, with even less regard for its source than the 1947 Danny Kaye version. Steve Conrad’s script gives short shrift to Mitty’s fantasies before dispatching him on real adventures—and you needn’t wait for those to turn out to be simply more fantasy: Conrad hasn’t the wit for that. The movie hits mostly false notes, beginning with making Mitty an employee of the defunct Life magazine. Worse, his real adventures are no more credible or interesting than his daydreams, and the character himself remains a dim cipher. Director Stiller leans heavily on stale CGI, and wastes a talented supporting cast: Shirley MacLaine, Kathryn Hahn, Sean Penn and (most wasted of all) Kristen Wiig as Mitty’s office crush. J.L.

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depicted with several arms, playing drums and two guitars at once. The image is apt, as Albright, as with his first 7-inch, recorded most of his singles records alone, overdubbing each instrument himself. While the sound is consistently lo-fi, it wasn’t assembled haphazardly. Albright labored over each track for hours, days, months, even. “People don’t realize some of those feedback sounds, [they] took hours of sculpting, [saying things like] ‘I think the peak of the feedback should happen here,’” Albright says. “I would play with it forever.” There were, actually, a few songs on the LP that featured other musicians besides Albright. A couple of the previously unreleased tracks were recorded live at the Davis Bike Collective by Gabe Torres. For these, Albright used a full band that he’d first assembled in 2010 to play the S.S. Records 10-year anniversary show. That band, featuring Chris Sabatoni (guitar), Patrick Shelley (drums) and Hans White (bass), still plays with him now under the name “Charles Albright.” “It’s almost like we’re a band called ‘Charles Albright.’ That’s very absurd and funny to me,” Albright says. “[Glenn] Danzig and [Henry] Rollins didn’t change the names of their bands, did they?” Still, he adds, despite the singular moniker, the spotlight is focused on everyone. As a group, the band’s written several new songs. “Maybe I’m the creative director, but we all have ideas that have yet to be released,” he says. While their music retains the psychedelic punk sound from Albright’s early 7-inch recordings, the band’s chemistry and tight musicianship alters the sound somewhat to a more offbeat late’70s post-punk band.

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Let’s play a little game, shall we? It’s called Here Are Some Random Facts About Kevin Seconds: “Skeeno” is a nickname he coined FOLK-PUNK for Reno. He digs The Autobiography of Malcolm X. Seconds performed at a pig farm once and also inside Folsom State Prison. He lists Joe Strummer, Billy Bragg and Johnny Cash as favorite musicians. Elliott Smith, the Bouncing Souls and Bad Brains are some artists he’s performed with. It’s estimated that Seconds and Kepi Ghoulie have performed together acoustically a million times. Although the last fact is very much hyperbole, it’s true the two will perform at yet another downtown coffee shop this weekend. 1400 E Street, www.kevinseconds.com.

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Music has many a purpose, and none more important than motivating the soul toward a deeper understanding of oneself and the realization of higher goals. Sacramentoborn Karega Bailey uses music to spark a fire in youth and to fight mediocrity with encouragement and hope. Bailey calls his music performances “oratory presentations,” collaborations of music, dance and other mediums with other artists to create positive energy and a hope for something more in the hearts of young people. Bailey HIP-HOP utilizes driving rhythms, catchy hooks and thoughtprovoking lyrics (often about his experiences as an inner-city school teacher), as well as a genuine enjoyment for his music. 1000 K Street, www.karegabailey.com.

There have been a lot of great musicians who have fallen by the wayside. In 1992, Mark Curry, one such singer-songwriter, released his solo debut album, It’s Only Time. He carried on the legacy of John Hiatt with songs that fused folk, roots rock, soul ROCK and blues, with the grittiness of Paul Westerberg and the raw directness of John Mellencamp. Before going solo, the Sacramento musician played in a band called Crystal Sphere with Aaron “El Hefe” Abeyta, who went on to play guitar in NOFX. Curry carried that punk-rock energy into three great solo records in the ’90s that should have received a lot more love. 2708 J Street, www.markcurry.us.

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Bows & Arrows, 8 p.m., $6-$10 Bows & Arrows kicks off the new year with its Ma Series, featuring women composers, educators, performance and improv artists in collaboration, as well as performing solo, on the first Tuesday of every month. On the bill for January is experimental cellist and composer Crystal Pascucci (pictured) and veteran Sacramento musician Jeannette Faith Steed of Hearts + Horses. On their own, the two women’s music evokes a slightly creepy fairy tale (in the best way) and a soundtrack to a glitchy, avant-garde video game, respectively—what they will create EXPERIMENTAL together and on the spot is anybody’s guess. 1815 19th Street, www.bowscollective.com.

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Sacramentans have been mixing music, art and fashion for many years, often in multiday festivals. Kicking off 2014 is another MULTIMEDIA one: Elysium Live, an event featuring artist Brandon Alexander, a new fashion collection by local designer Faatui Toele (2Wee) and live painting by Aman Wyzdom Smith. Music includes the electro hip-hop sounds of the Bell Boys and 2013 Sammie Artist of the Year winner, James Cavern (pictured)—whose The Pilot EP features a contemporary yet old-school soul sound. This singer-songwriter draws from the greats of Motown, rock and folk, with a voice and sound that’ll make you want to turn down the lights just a bit and get cozy. 1022 K Street, www.district 30sacramento.com.

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Convention will have it that the new year is for looking forward, but when the opportunity to steep oneself in the good-old days of the ’90s presents itself, where’s the fun in turning that down? While the ska of Reel Big Fish may only be surviving among an aging cult following (yeah, I said it: aging), looking back at a band with songs like “Sell Out,” “Your Girlfriend Sucks” and “Everyone Else Is an Asshole” will make SKA one wonder where all the outward angst went. Perhaps it’s the case that Reel Big Fish had enough to compensate for generations ahead. Either way, indulging in a little nostalgia never hurts. 1417 R Street, www.reel-big-fish.com.

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A Lot Like Birds blends the filigreed intricacies of progressive rock, screamo’s screeched and sung dynamics, hardcore breakdowns, and the diaphanous, atmospheric sheen of dream pop. It’s an approach rich in complexity and POST-HARDCORE contrasts, but like anything with this many corners and angles, it’s not always the easiest thing to pick up. It may feel ADHDafflicted, but it’s definitely keenly crafted. The Sacramento sextet formed four years ago and in October 2013 released its third album, No Place, an operatic meditation on identity and self-acceptance. It’s ALLB’s most fully realized and polished effort—though the sheer volume of activity and dynamics can still be wearying at points. 1050 20th Street, (916) 552-0317, www.facebook.com/alotlikebirds.

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2000 K St., (916) 448-7798

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JAMES CAVERN, THE BELL BOYS, JASMINE NICHOL, GLENICE; 7pm W, $5

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Country Karaoke, 9pm M, call for cover; DJ Alazzawi, DJ Rigatony, 10pm Tu, $3

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Top 40 Night w/ DJ Larry Rodriguez, 9pm, $5

Sunday Night Soul Party, 9pm, $5

MENTORS, KNIFETHRUHEAD; M; KENNY REGO & LAW OF ONE BAND, 9pm W, $8

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JOHNNY KNOX, 5pm, no cover; BIG EARL AND THE CRYIN’ SHAME, 9pm, $7

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TAURUS (April 20-May 20): For years,

French painter Édouard Manet and French poet Stéphane Mallarmé hung out with each other every day. Mallarmé referred to their relationship as “the most complete friendship.” They influenced each other to become better artists and human beings. I’m guessing that in the coming months, Taurus, you’ll thrive on that kind of stimulating companionship. Having such regular contact with a like-minded ally might even be an important factor in ripening your intelligence. At the very least, I predict that soulful friendship will be a crucial theme in 2014. You will attract blessings and generate luck for yourself by deepening your ability to cultivate synergistic bonds.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): St. Peter’s

Basilica is a very old church in Vatican City. It contains a life-size bronze statue of St. Peter that is at least 700 years old. Over the centuries, countless visitors have paid their respects by kissing and touching the feet of the idol. The metal composing the right foot has been so thoroughly worn down by these gestures that the individual toes have disappeared, leaving a smooth surface. You will have a similar kind of power in 2014, Gemini. Little by little, with your steady affection and relentless devotion, you can transform what’s rigid and hard.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Big rivers

don’t travel in straight lines. Their paths are curvy and complicated, with periodic turns and bends. In some places, they flow faster, and in others, they’re slower. Their depth and width may vary along the way, too. Your own destiny is like one of those big rivers, Cancerian. In some years, it meanders for long stretches, slowing down as it wanders along a crooked course. It may even get shallower and narrower for a while. But I expect that in 2014, you will be moving more rapidly than usual. You will be traveling a more direct route, and you will be both wide and deep.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “In games there

are rules,” writes science-fiction author Kim Stanley Robinson, “but in life the rules keep changing.” This is always true, of course, but I think it will be an especially poignant truth for you between now and your next birthday. During the coming months, you may sometimes feel as if every last law and formula and corollary is mutating. In some cases, the new rules coming into play will be so different from the old rules you’ve been used to, they may at first be hard to figure out. But now here’s the happy ending: It may take a while, but you will eventually see that these new rules have an unexpected logic and beauty that will serve your future well.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): I predict that you will commit no major acts of selfsabotage in 2014. Congrats! I also foresee that you will be exceptionally careful not to hurt or damage yourself. Hooray! More good news: You won’t be as critical of yourself as you have sometimes been in the past. The judgmental little voice in the back of your head won’t be nearly as active. Yay! Even your negative emotions will diminish in frequency and intensity. Hallelujah! Whoopee! Abracadabra!

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The citizens of Iceland love literature, but many are not content to simply read. One out of every 10 Icelanders writes and publishes a book at sometime in his or her life. I know it’s unrealistic, but I would love to see at least

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I’m hoping

you will find a new teacher or two in 2014, maybe even a mentor. Not a guru who tells you what to do. Not an exploitative “expert” who claims to know what’s right for you or a charismatic narcissist who collects adoration. What I wish for you, Scorpio, is that you will connect with wise and humble sources of inspiration, with lifelong learners who listen well and stimulate you to ask good questions, with curious guides who open your eyes to resources you don’t realize you need. In the coming months, you are primed to launch a quest that will keep you busy and excited for years; I’d love to see you get excellent help in framing that quest.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21):

In 2014, it’s possible you will be given a cabbage farm or a petting zoo or some bequest that’s not exactly in close alignment with your life’s purpose. But it’s more likely that the legacies and dispensations you receive will be quite useful. The general trend is that allies will make available to you a steady flow of useful things. Your ability to attract what you need will be high. In the coming months, I may even have good reason to name you an honorary Scorpio. You might match those Great Manipulators’ proficiency at extracting the essence of what you want from every situation.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19):

Would you be interested in a motto that will help set the tone for you in 2014? I’ve got a suggestion that’s in alignment with the astrological omens. It’s from a poem by Margaret Atwood. Try saying this and see if it works for you: “Last year I abstained / this year I devour / without guilt / which is also an art.” If you choose to make this affirmation your own, be sure you don’t forget about the fact that devouring without guilt is an art—a skill that requires craft and sensitivity. You can’t afford to get blindly instinctual and greedy in 2014; you shouldn’t compulsively overcompensate for 2013’s deprivations. Be cagey and discerning as you satisfy your voracious hunger.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The

coming months will be a good time to meditate on the concepts of happy accidents and benevolent trouble. Go ahead and throw constructive mischief into the mix, too, and maybe even a dose of graceful chaos. Are you game for playing around with so much paradox? Are you willing to entertain the possibility that fate has generous plans for you that are too unexpected to anticipate? There’s only one requirement that you have to meet in order to receive your odd gifts in the spirit in which they’ll be offered: You’ve got to be open-minded, eager to learn and flexible.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I think we

humans need some new emotions. It’s true that old standards like sadness, anger, jealousy and fear are as popular as ever. But I would personally love to be able to choose from a greater variety, especially if at least 51 percent of the new crop of emotions were positive or inspiring. Now it so happens that in 2014 you Pisceans will be primed to be pioneers. Your emotional intelligence should be operating at peak levels. Your imagination will be even more fertile than usual. So how about it? Are you ready to generate revolutionary innovations in the art of feeling unique and interesting feelings? To get started, consider these: 1. amused reverence, 2. poignant excitement, 3. tricky sincerity, 4. boisterous empathy.

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Occupy niche awesomeness Disability-rights activist, karaoke enthusiast, budding improv performer—Russell Rawlings spends his days in Sacramento flying by the seat of his pants. That may sound insensitive for a wheelchair-bound man who’s lived with cerebral palsy his entire life, but the disarmingly friendly Rawlings isn’t easily wounded. The 36-yearold Texas native is the president of

Disability Organizing Group For Initiating Total Equality—or DOGFITE—a selfdescribed “consumer-run advocacy group” that confronts systemic disability issues across the greater Sacramento Valley. Rawlings also juggles a crazy-busy social calendar and wears his passions on his sleeve, sometimes literally. Encasing his forearm, for instance, is a tattooed illustration of the “green guy” from the cover of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. “I do suppose I’ve just given away that I am a sci-fi nerd and a sucker for literary tattoos,” he said. “Whoops.” Rawlings paused just long enough to share his thoughts on Occupy Wall Street, improv comedy and Sacramento’s bike lanes.

Can you talk a bit about your disability? I have cerebral palsy—the sexiest of the palsies, as per comedian Josh Blue—so, I guess you could say that I have brain damage. Cerebral-cortex damage, to be specific. When I was born, one of my lungs failed to inflate, so birth trauma is likely the culprit. In 1977, these types of things were much harder to detect. Nothing was discernibly wrong until I reached the age of ambulation and didn’t quite get the hang of it.

How easy is it for you to navigate downtown? Are there shortcuts and passageways only you know about? The grid is amazingly accessible, honestly. It’s funny, but when I lived in Midtown, I never gave thought to shortcuts and passageways, but now that I’m living in Oak Park, I discovered a whole new world: bike lanes. Sidewalks can be unpredictably uneven, but ever since bike lanes started popping up everywhere, I’ve found it makes trips faster and smoother.

Your friends say you’re quite the man about town. Do you consider yourself a social butterfly? I blame my wildly varied interests for this one. Karaoke and a preclusion for spending far too much time in coffee shops are the primary activities to blame, but I do simply enjoy trying to find niche awesomeness anywhere it is to be found. Truthfully, I’m probably more akin to a social caterpillar—one of the extremely funky-colored ones that everyone remembers seeing. |

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My last arrest was December 8, 2011, for violating Sacramento City Code 12.72.090: “Remaining or loitering in parks during certain hours prohibited.” All of these charges were dismissed in June 2012.

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What do you talk about onstage? Well, it’s improv, so anything and everything is fair game—in other words, dick and fart jokes. I’m beginning to spend a fair amount of time thinking of ways to be more physical with the chair on a stage that’s just a few feet deep.

You’re also a pretty visible activist who’s been arrested a few times. Just what are you rebelling against? I was, like many, quite taken with the energy of the Occupy Wall Street movement. While I’ve certainly toned down my visible activism, I’m still looking for ways to challenge and push at the capitalistic status quo. I really wouldn’t consider myself rebellious, but rather a conscious agitator. I do believe in incremental change through education.

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You’re also a member of the Boards and Commissions Leadership Institute, which aims for more diversity in politics. Do you have political aspirations? More specifically, the BCLI promotes diversity in boards and commissions. I personally don’t think of the average board member or commissioner as a politician, but I suppose there are definitely some that are. I don’t believe that I have political aspirations per se, but I do have a very strong desire to help steer and direct public policy toward healthy, smart decisions that give an equitable voice to all members of the community. ... If a political career is the result, it will only be in pursuit of that goal. Ω For more information on Disability organizing Group For Initiating total equality, or DoGFIte for short, visit www.ril-sacramento.org.

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