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PRSENTED BY COSY CLUB

AUTUMN - WINTER 2024

OPEN TO ALL, WITH COCKTAILS FOR ALL

F r e e thinkers and Big Drinkers

Join our Penny Club for permanent all day happy hour for the cost of 1p

C o s y C o c k ta i l B a r E u s t o n , H o m e o f T h e P e n n y C l u b

C O S Y T R E A T S P h a r m a s u i t u c a l Stimulant No.1

Espresso Liquor

THINKERS & POETS WELCOME, SCALLYWAGS & RUFFIANS BE GONE! Euston Coffee House Welcomes Nomads and Kindly Folk for Sustenance and Black Nectar, 1p fee Penny Club Commences: For the princely sum of One Penny, free-thinkers are cordially invited to the Somerstown Coffee House in Euston, where they may partake in the miracle tonic of sweetened, caffeinated Arabica. A source claimed, “It will be a wonderful opportunity to gather with like-minded individuals and engage in discussions on the literary, artistic, and

PRICE. TWO SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE

political matters of the day”. The modest fee will cover the cost of the beverage (limited to a maximum of five cups per patron), the warmth of a cosy fire, and day-long admission to the venue, including access to a communal lavatory (shared with neighbouring residences). The operators of the venue have issued a friendly reminder to potential visitors: Tomfoolery and excessive intoxication will result in prompt expulsion, leaving the offenders no choice but to seek refuge in the taverns and houses of ill-repute that populate nearby King’s Cross. One local remarked, “A warm smile and a hot cup—yes, please, sir!”

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Coffee Vodka

When a model asked for a drink to “Wake me up and then fuck me up” at a brasserie in London, the Espresso Martini was born. It had various monikers initially, we like this one best... 12 G u i l t y P l e a s u r e

Liquor 43 | White Cacao | Espresso | Baileys

If you take your morning flat white with a little sugar, this one is for you. A caffeine hit but with a velvety texture and hints of sweetness. 12 Salted Biscoff M a r t i n i

Caramel Espresso

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Salt | |Vodka

Punchy but oh so easy to drink, buttery biscuit and salted caramel elevate the original drink classic beautifully. 12

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