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SUMMER OF DRAG
Never before in history have so many drag queens converged, staged as many shows in as many drag styles, in as many venues, selling as many tickets to as many fans who will take as many selfies with them than are happening in Provincetown this summer. Nowhere else. Not ever. Which should you see? (pg 80) for Drag-showmatic and Listings (start pg 24). ---------
Thanks to everyone who has helped this 5th edition become our biggest! Please take a look through and notice the ads. (Some are really hot.) And then be a one of those people who lets them know you saw it in Ptown Hacks. We appreciate it. And who doesn’t like to be acknowledged...even if you’re not buying something. Advertising is kind of just saying “Hi” and that your business is welcomed. And honestly, we can’t take even that for granted. So pass along some of the appreciateion we’re also sending your way for having a look and hopefully picking up some of the love we have for the place. So much love... we moved here. ‘ Say hi if you see us out and about (or email at hacks@ptownhacks.com) with comments or to be part of next year’s edition. It’s not you. We really did split covers. Collect them all-- Provincetown First Pride (by the Guild, with Bang the Queen, Jaymes Mansfield, Miss Richfield and Chichi) and Steve Grand ( ). And look for our new ARTStickers in most print versions --Michael Goff, Andy Towle, Towleroad.com and Ptown Hacks
10-18 New or updated this summer. Get the scoop. 20 Bars: open every day. 22 BARS: Weekly parties 24 SHOWS: Weekly shows in. 26-30 Shows June-Sept. 32-34 Shop Best of Ptown 36 AIDS memorial. Ex-porn star wants to marry you.
Contents
38 Dog Essentials 41 Town Essentials 42-3 Map of town 44 Outdoor Essentials 48 Theme Weeks 50-52 Ten-stop Art Walk. 54-60 The Food Pages…food and dining experiences.
62-64 7 Flawless ways to get sun...beaches, pools, boats. 66-72 Where to Stay? More guest houses, hotels, options 74 There are dumb questions 76 Your body and its spas, gyms, salons and massages. 80 Drag-show-matic Pick one. 82 Reserve for Fall
GET AROUND PTOWN With Coast Provincetown’s stylin’ state-of-the-art e-bike, you can see all of Ptown and still have energy for a night out. Reserve online at coastprovincetown.com for $25/hr or $99/day, and their concierge delivers an e-bike to you. The e-bike’s 20-mile charge also powers up a phone. DRINK SOMETHING LOCAL Ptown’s a drinking town. Shoal Hope is our first locally produced hard cider, available at Yardarm Liquors, Strangers & Saints, (more at shoalhopeciderworks.com). It’s the name Bartholomew Gosnold gave the Cape in 1602, before discovering the bay held a bounty of cod.
WHAT’S NEW IN 2018
PILGRIM’S PROGRESS New owners have renamed Sage Inn to Pilgrim House as the establishment in that location was known from the 19th century until a few years ago. This new iteration of the hotel has 19 rooms, entertainment nightly and a farm-to-table restaurant. Henry David Thoreau stayed and Judy Garland and Lily Tomlin performed here. Not all three at the same time. Now Miss Richfield does! 336 Commercial, 508-487-6424, pilgrimhouseptown.com. PUT A RING ON IT Pick your frostings and toppings at The Donut Experiment or snag one already made, like maple glazed with bacon bits, or with caramel Reese’s Pieces drizzled in peanut butter. 293 Commercial. KNOW YOUR STATUS Get tested for STDs, fast and free, at the new AIDS Support Group of Cape Cod Drop-in Center. HIV/STI screenings, care referrals, and expedited access to PrEP! Frequently free (good) lube and condoms. 148a Commercial, 508-487-9445, asgcc.org NEW AND IMPROVED: Crown & Anchor’s revamped courtyard featuring a raw bar and tables for dining/drinks...The Queen Vic’s roof deck with fabulous sunset views...Bubala’s stunning, freshly-laid patio... Bradford St. has new bike lanes and Johnson St. has new bike racks at the water...T-shirtery Tom Sharp has opened an east end shop...Woodman/Shimko Gallery has added a west end location...Rosie’s Cantina offers counter-service tacos at the old Burger Queen space across from Patio...And finally, Water’s Edge Cinema has a marquee.
WEEKLY SHOWS (END OF JUNE -LABOR DAY)
Always check with the venue! Things change a lot.
CROWN & ANCHOR
Star Boys | Burlesque, W-Su|CA Bobby Wetherbee | Piano Bar, Th-Su|CA Julie Wheeler | Comedy, Tu in July, Th in Aug |CA Illusions Drag Revue | Drag, Sa-Tu|CA Mona Mour | Drag, Th|CA ‘Creme de la Dregs’ Dina Martina |Drag, W-Su|CA Doug Repetti | Piano Bar, MTu|CA ‘Cher LIVE’, Thirsty Burlington | Drag, WFr|CA BenDeLaCreme (until early Aug) | Drag, W-Su|CA ‘Funny Stories’ James Judd | Perf, W-Su|CA
GIFFORD HOUSE LOUNGE
Billy Hough | Piano bar, Sa|GH-L Doug Repetti | Piano bar, ThF|GH-L
ELSEWHERE
Far Land Sunset Series | Music, WSu | Herring Cove Lip-Schtick | Drag, Th-Su|UU Mtg House Showgirls! | Drag, M|A-House Hair (the musical), Peregrine Ensemble| Play, T-Su|FH Scream Along With Billy | Tunes, F|Grotta Bar Love, Valor,Compassion 7/16-8/30 | Play, M-Th|PT
ART HOUSE
‘Beach City Bimbo’ Jinkx Monsoon | Drag, Sa-M |AH ‘Forbidden Diznee’ Miss Conception | Drag, Sa-Tu|AH ‘Hocum Pokem’ Jinkx, Peaches & Liza | Drag, WTh|AH ‘The Whining’, Varla & Peaches | Drag, F-S|AH Well-Strung | Music, Su-W|AH Steve Grand | Music, W-Fr|AH
PILGRIM HOUSE
Jaymes Mansfield | Drag, MThFSa|PH Miss Richfield 1981 | Drag, W-Su |PH Jimmy James, Divas are... (to 7/24) | Drag, Th-Tu|PH Esera Tuaolo close 7/28 | Perf, Some Th-Tu|PH
POST OFFICE CAFE
MaleCall | Burlesque, T-Su |POC Raja | Drag, Th-Su|POC Liza Lott |Drag, T|POC ‘Let Them Eat Cake’ | Aurora Sexton | Drag, Tu-Su|POC Trixie Mattel | Drag, W-Su |POC
Starboys: a sci-fi burlesque Crown & Anchor
VENUES
TH: Town Hall POC: Post Office Cafe | 303 Commercial
pilgrimhouseptown.com CA: Crown & Anchor | 247 Commercial onlyatthecrown.com, 508-487-1430 AH: Art House | 214 Commercial ptownarthouse.com 508-487-9222 FH: Fisherman’s Hall | 12 Winslow
EB: East End Books | 389 Commercial,
PH: Pilgrim House | 508-487-6424
postofficecabaret.com 508-487-0006
eastendbooksptown.com 508 413-9059 PT: Provincetown Theater | 238 Bradford, provincetowntheater.org 508 -487-7487 GH-L: Gifford House Lobby Piano Bar | 9 Carver, giffordhouse.com 508-487-0688
DOG ESSENTIALS
,Dog walker/pet sitter? Get Katie Ledoux, Marc Guerette
(or a referral from them). Call/Text (774) 722-9032. , Dogs welcome outside at Bubala’s, Crown & Anchor, Gov. Bradford, Twisted, Patio, Joe Coffee, Bliss. ,Off leash Town beaches 6-9am and 6-9pm, Pilgrim Bark Park (Rte 6 @ Shank Painter) , On-Leash Up to 6 ft length at Seashore. Never near lifeguards, nesting birds, and bike trails. ,Vet Herring Cove Animal Hosp. 508-487-6449. 83 Shank Painter 24-Hour C.A.R.E. S. Dennis 508-398-7575 ,Dangers! Foxes and coyotes have killed cats and small dogs recently. Ticks, salt water ingestion, hot cars, and bacterial leptospirosis from licking rodent or fox urine. It’s zoonotic, not easy to catch, but possible from saliva or urine contact.
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DINING COUNTER SERVICE PIZZA House of Pizza 50 Bradford, 6655, 4 love the greek! Spiritus Pizza 190 Commercial, 2808, 4 late night hours George’s Pizza - FB 275 Commercial, 3744, 4 George’s special Twisted 293 Commercial, 6973, 4 New York-style pies DELI-BAKERY Relish 93 Commercial, 8077 4 baked goods Pop + Dutch 147 Commercial 774-538-6472 4 breakfast biscuits INTERNATIONAL Irie Eats - Jamaican 70 Shank Painter, 4 Jerk chicken Rosie’s Cantina 331 Commercial Street, 4 tacos
Kung Fu Dumplings 293 Commercial 774-538-7106 4 soup dumplings AQUARIUM MALL 207 Commercial - FB Connie’s Bakery 2167 Big Daddy’s Burritos 4432 Street Eats 1901 Mangia Pizza 0303 Native Seafood 9209 Dream of Gelato 3780 Fortune Cookie 6688 7 choices one roof! SWEETS Lewis Bros Ice Cream 310 Commercial, 0977 Bliss frozen yogurt 322 Commercial 4 ginger crunch Donut Experiment 293 Commercial, 5904, 4 maple bacon donut
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FAST FOOD Canteen - BW 225 Commercial, 3800, 4 lobster roll Mojo’s 5 Ryder Street Ext 3140, 4 fried clams John’s Footlong 309 Commercial, 7434, 4 hot dogs Mama Matcha’s 258 Commercial, 0777, 4 açaí bowls Café Maria 277 Commercial, 9116, 4 breakfast sandwich Purple Feather - FB 334 Commercial, 9100, 4 ornate pastries Grab & Go Health Bar 212 Commercial, 1827 4 juices, vegan items
MARKETS / Delis 141 Bradford 141 Bradford, 9784, 4 organic foods Far Land Provisions 150 Bradford, 0045, 4 crispy chicken East End Market - BW 212 Bradford, 2339, 4 breakfast sandwiches Beach Market 145 Bradford Ext,4849 4 donuts, sandwiches Perry’s - FB 1 Tremont, 0140, FB 4 Organic beef/Pickles Yardarm Liquor -FB 38 Conwell, 0700 4 fine spirits to go
BW-Beer/Wine, FB-Full Bar 4-Highlight
The Lobster Roll: Cape Cod’s fast food grail. Try one at Native Cape Cod Seafood, Mojo’s, John’s Footlong, Purple Feather, or Canteen. Need a morning cup of joe or an afternoon jolt? Joe Coffee (170 Commercial) for people-watching, Kohi (199 Commercial or Spindler’s Cafe, (386 Commercial) for cold brew, Also, Wired Puppy (379 Commercial). Coffee Pot (315 Commercial), Ptown Cafe (353 Commercial).
7 FLAWLESS WAYS 1 Herring Cove ‘Boy Beach’ Walk south from Herring TO CATCH Cove parking lot. Storms breached the dunes at ‘boy beach’ over the winter. It‘s now ‘boy island’. If biking, park A FEW RAYS at the Province Lands Road racks north of Bradford and
take a (long) hike over marshes at low tide. Caution! High tide makes getting back potentially hazardous.
2 Pool It! In town, the Crown & Anchor pool and
Boatslip pool are open daily with chaise and towel rentals, in-season grills and full bars. Provincetown Inn pool (fun fact: shape is a Pilgrim’s hat), chaises are coveted on a hot day. Frozen drinks, music, beach access.
3 See that lighthouse across the harbor? Flyer’s (131a
Commercial) runs a shuttle every half hour to Long Point, the very tip of the Cape. Gorgeous view of Ptown, but bring your own food and drink.
4 A half mile walk from the north Herring Cove parking lot is Hatches Harbor, an ever-changing natural inlet where the tides form shallow pools in which to swim.
5 For a quick dip and
sun fix, the town beach next to iconic Captain Jack’s Wharf is a good bet. At W. Vine.
6 If you’re fond of sand dunes...head across Rte 6 at
Snail Road for a hike through the dunes. Stop where you like the view. Or skip out to Race Point Beach.
7 Boats! Charter. Rent. Befriend. Whale watch. Sunset cruise. Kayak. Sail away. Heck, ride the ferry to Boston and back.
Ravenwood 462 Commercial St Cozy. Near museum. provincetown.com/ravenwood **Red Inn 15 Commercial St Suites, service, view
(508) 487-7334
Revere Guest House 14 Court St Captains house. Antiques. reverehouse.com Rose and Crown 158 Commercial St Fab. No frills. Magic. Roux Provincetown 210 Bradford St Fab. Fun. Foodies. rouxprovincetown.com Salt House Inn 6 Conwell St Lux. Gourmet. Designed. Sandcastle Resort 929 Commercial St Motel. Time share. Truro
Seaglass Inn & Spa 105 Bradford Street Ext Hillside. Pool. Families seaglassinnandspa.com Secret Garden Inn 300A Commercial St Central. Comfy. Garden secretgardenptown.com Shiremax Inn 5 Tremont St West end. Pets. Cozy. shiremaxinn.com **Snug Cottage 178 Bradford St. 508-487-1616 snugcottage.com Somerset House Inn 378 Commercial St Central. Antiques. Dog. somersethouseinn.com Surfside Hotel and 543 Commercial Street Pets. Families. Beach surfsideinn.cc
Snug Cottage
178 Bradford St 508-487-1616 snugcottage.com info@snugcottage.com
“Grand old cottage, our room was comfortable, impeccable and carefully decorated, it seems that the hosts have taken care of every single last detail. Breakfast is lovingly served every morning - a generous selection is offered”. --Gus, Australia Keywords: Views. Granola. Relaxed. Gardens
The Clarendon House 118 Bradford St Lux. Central. Spacious. theclarendonhouse.com The Gaslamp 97 Bradford St Home cooking. Hot tub. thegaslampptown.com The Inn at Cook Street 7 Cook St Lux. Appointed. Sundecks. innatcookstreet.com
Watermark Inn 603 Commercial St Families. Way east. . Watership Inn 7 Winthrop St Central. Traditional. Cozy watershipinn.com End Inn 44 Commercial St Hideaway. Fancy. Service. westendinn.com
Queen Vic Guest House
166 Commercial St 508-487-8425 reservations@queenvicptown.com queenvicptown.com
“The bed was super comfortable and the room was super clean. It is centrally located on Commercial Street and I am sure I will return. I can’t say enough and sure there is plenty I missed. Loved it all.” Keywords: Bed & Beverage. Post Tea. Hot tub.
The Outermost Hostel 28 Winslow St Hostel. Dorms. Gabriel’s 102 Bradford St Design. Perks. URL. provincetownhotel.com The Waterford 386 Commercial St Lux. Design. Views Tucker Inn 12 Center St Central. Pets. Amenities thetuckerinn.com
White Horse 500 Commercial St Eclectic. Art District White Porch Inn 7 Johnson St Service. Design. Relaxing. whiteporchinn.com White Wind Inn 174 Commercial St Central. Social. Veranda. whitewindinn.com
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MORE SHOWS D MORE TALENT
34+ Drag Stars
More Drag than ANYWHERE... D 5 ‘DRAG RACE’ WINNERs
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