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EXPLODING STAR HEADING THIS WAY! ALIEN ATTACK!

By Hamza, Zakariya, Raisa, Tony, Aaliya (Rowan)

Reporting from: Between Earth and

Two days ago, an unexpected event occurred between Earth and Venus.

A significant astronomer and scientist, Mitchell Symons, spotted a magnificent star explosion.

Scientists are sending an alert to people because it is heading to earth and there is a possibility that people could melt.

Venus

Mitchell Symons said “A medium sized star exploded and is making its way to Earth. From looking through my telescope right now, it’s most likely going to hit America. Currently NASA are making a device that will hopefully stop it from getting any closer.”

This robot device will include an antenna which

will hopefully locate the star. It will have an amazing control panel that will catch the star so it doesn’t bash into the Earth.

After the device catches it, an eye-catching robotic arm will grab it and throw it into the sun.

Will this be enough to save the earth? Yes, we think so.

By Khadija, Manha, Mariam, Cwenga, Husnain (Silver Birch)

Reporting from: Somewhere far in space

Danger has hit somewhere far in space. Aliens have invaded planet Jupiter and can invade more. Aliens were attracted to the bright blue colours of Earth and wanted to invade planet Earth.

David Beckham saw a commercial about space and thought it would be interesting and fun to do a show about hunting ALIENS. He needed to do six hours of training every day for five months.

In space, David Beckham

looked out of his rocket window and he saw a suspicious green looking figure. He got excited, thinking he just broke a record for finding an alien but slowly that happiness disappeared. He took a solo walk to the alien with his body camera on. As he was walking forwards his body camera started to get blurry. He got captured. His last words were ‘I love everyone, even my family. Please be safe’. What will happen next…?

Breaking News

ALIENS INVADE SOUTH KOREA ON A FARM!

By William, Alina, Hanifa, Asabul, Sulayman (Rowan)

Reporting from: South Korea

In a breathtaking breakthrough, an alien has been spotted in South Korea on a farm. Scientists have discovered that aliens might just be on their way to end humanity. NASA’s agents are scrambling to study this mesmerising celestial being. Buckle up your helmets, and let’s explore extra terrestrial things that are out of this world…

What would you do if an army of aliens come to your country? Be prepared for an alien attack. Get supplies. Go and get shelter. South Korea is NO longer suitable for humans. Everyone will migrate to

China while the FBI agent, Sam Wu, goes out to capture the aliens. Equipment you need: water; food; warmth; net.

Lucky you! The agents discovered another agent. He is a retired undercover space agent that saw a real alien. When you see an alien you should do the following: stay quiet and as still as possible; befriend them with sweets and trap them; be gentle with them and be careful. Sam Wu will pay 30,000 won to whoever catches the alien.

INFERNO

By Sahla, Umayr, Ayub, Ruhan (Sequoia)

Reporting from: The sky above Antarctica

CAT COCO POPS MISSING

By Imran, Emilija, Araf, Rian, Mahdi (Silver Birch)

Reporting from: A new galaxy in Space

Yesterday, Apollo 252 was reported missing. The world’s cleverest cat, Coco Pops, who was chosen for the mission did not respond to mission control! We were seriously worried because Coco Pops, who was adopted by Elon Musk, may not have survived and Elon Musk is going to sue NASA!

“Wait, I think Mission Control heard a signal,” said Captain Oof from NASA. “Oh, never mind, that was experiment 250

On the 28th of January 2030, a junior scientist Umayr-Al Ansari witnessed a ‘shooting star’ flying through the sky towards Antarctica. Scientists around the world are now doing research into this mystery.

Umayr says that he was looking through his telescope when he saw a bright light, then realised it was a shooting star. He is quoted as say-

crying on Jupiter,” said Mission Control.

Earlier today, NASA told us that they had heard some kind of “hehehe” noise. Captain Oof thinks that Michael Jackson has re-adopted Coco Pops and has taken him to a new galaxy called Bobland, where he met with an alien version of Elon Musk, and killed him!

Coco Pops must be extremely terrifiedhas Coco Pops really been kidnapped?

ing, “It flew past like a Supa Nova”. He saw it fly past South Africa and towards Antarctica, where Umayr’s adventurous friend Ruhan witnessed it hitting a thick border of ice. In Antarctica, scientist Ayub Ahmed also witnessed the ‘shooting star’. Immediately, scientists started doing research into this mystery. All over the world, people have different opinions of what this could

mean. Some people think that it is a tear in the matrix, while others think it’s a sign of war.

Government agencies take intergalactic life into custody, while others fight for freedom….

News & Views

YOUNG SCIENTISTS BREAK THE LAWS OF GRAVITY

By Ihsan, Laith, Aleena, Zarifa, Zakaria, Sequla (Rowan)

Reporting from: Laboratory under Westfield Shopping Centre

Last Friday a disaster struck on Westfield, where two ten year olds, Rachel and Robert Klein invented an out-of-this-world level machine called the Gravity Switcher 5.0. A few lucky tourists got to experience space using this machine. It was already getting popular when something bad happened. Really bad.

When this machine was invented it was used for a tourist attraction. It is a machine used for easy space travel called the Gravity Switcher 5.0.

Before everything went wrong, a handful of tourists got to experience the wonders of space and beyond in a matter of seconds. When the machine was in cool down, an impatient tourist pressed

the wrong button. Unfortunately, the tourist shot up into space and is now orbiting around the Earth in a bubble. When the bubble pops, he will become unconscious and will die.

Here’s what an eye witness had to say. Laith said: “This was so dangerous and this shouldn’t be happening again.”

Sadly, the machine exploded and a beam of light shot out creating a singularity. A group of heroes destroyed the machine by kicking and jamming…. the button. Thankfully, the Gravity Switcher 5.0 was re-made and re-programmed to be 100% safe.

The world was saved that day but another day is yet to come.

“This was so dangerous and this shouldn’t be happening again.”

FAMOUS

ASTRONAUT FOUND AFTER EIGHT YEARS!

By Ethan, Alia, Halima, Habib (Silver Birch)

Reporting from: Jupiter

In 2014, Bob Miller went missing while on an expedition to Jupiter with no explanation. Experienced astronauts went to look for him but had no luck. They spent billions of pounds looking for him.

In 2024, Bob’s sister Halima believed that he was still alive. She travelled to every planet until there was only one more left, Jupiter. Her friend, Habib, had a watch

– a Rolex 360, which can detect human life. They discovered a very faint signal – could it be Bob or something far more dangerous? The trip was successful but Bob was covered in diseases, and they had to put him in the rocket. NASA will be taking care of him and will pay for his hospital bill. Halima had saved her brother with her friends!

Lifestyle & Opinion

FUTURE-PROOF AGAINST GLOBAL WARMING

By Kayden, Suleman, Adyan, Soraiya, Manha (Rowan)

Is it safe to walk on Earth anymore? We have been getting lots of reports that global warming has been affecting the Earth badly. The NISS (National Invention Space Service) has discovered that the toxic air is coming from the core of the Earth. Famous astronauts Bob Martin and Slob Martin said, “Will we fix this problem? Maybe, maybe not…”

LIFE ON EARTH VS. LIFE IN SPACE

By Ameliah, Fatima, Nahida, Farhan, Nevaeh (Silver Birch)

In case the world gets flooded or fully polluted, we have invented high quality, new products and houses.

The new Nivera space helmet is non-soundproof and waterproof.

Scientist Phoney H Baloney says, “We are putting in house jets. The house jets provide free oxygen and food”. Jasmine Jam-Hemsi, famous

Want to live like an astronaut? Of course you do! Read on to find out about the luxury life in space.

By the end of 2026 you’ll be having the experience of a lifetime. Upon the Milky Way lies comfort, ease, enjoyment and pleasure. The UK Space Agency believes that every human deserves

astronomer and waitress, will be in the house with you to make sure that everything goes well. Jasmine Jam-Hemsi has new status reports. She says “In my opinion, I think this is zé great idea. I think we can really lift this idea off zé ground.”

Scientist NOT YO Cheese, Inventor of Products says “Oh my gosh! I’m so rich! I am so proud

a lifetime in space (in association with the UK Space Agency).

Benefits of space: You can float; Hot sauce will taste sweet; five star rating meals; Comfy beds; Hygiene.

First, we’ll talk about Earth’s daily routine (warning: it’s a bit borrrring!). On Earth we eat on plates but let’s find

that I invented the house jets! BUT YOU PEOPLE DON’T DARE TO BREAK MY GLASS CHANDELIER”.

Find us in every country and get your Nivera® products.

P.S. We are also selling iPhones 34 and Apple Version Pro V1, V2 and V3. Built-in asteroids poison missiles.

out how we eat in space (warning: it’s funny!). A big hole comes up from the bottom of the floor with 5-star rated food. The food floats to you while you are on your really really really comfy bed, and it’s so comfy that sometimes you float off of it (and when I say comfy, I MEAN COMFY!). And you’ll get some Earth

t-shirts and breakfast in bed! (Visit: www.totallynotfake.com today!).

Let’s talk about HYGIENE. Our hygiene on Earth is so horrible compared to the jacuzzis and hot tubs in space. Our hot tubs in space are rated five-stars by Miss Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Elvis. Presley. So travel to space today!

TIPS FOR LIFE IN SPACE

By Samir, Inaya, Fahmida, Kairah, Shudrisna (Rowan)

Are you thinking of taking a short trip to space? Here are top tips if you’re travelling to space!

Tips for eating in space

• Make sure your food is mixed in warm water.

• Take a big pipe to slurp up the food.

• Make sure you hold your food tightly or it will float away

Tips for exercising in space

• Make sure you exercise twice a day because your muscles get weaker in space.

• Remember to strap yourself to the wall or you will float around when you exercise (don’t strap yourself too tight!)

• We recommend you buy special space stuff from our brand SSS (Special Space Stuff).

Top tips for sleeping in space

• Make sure you get ten blankets if you go to space because it is really cold. Make sure to get our blankets from SSS.

• Make sure you get cuddly toys for girls and boys.

• Space alarms for sleeping are now free at SSS!

REASONS NOT TO GO TO MARS

By Oliver, Rumaysa, Marjana, Zain, Dana (Sequoia)

A few days ago an astronaut said to never go to Mars because the thin atmosphere would give too much heat. Also, the air is mainly carbon dioxide, which is poisonous for humans. Although people recommend living on Mars, there are dangers. Firstly, since Mars is barren, you cannot grow plants which results in the lack of food. Also, there is no water or air. Mars has a massive volcano that could erupt at any time. In the sky deadly phoenixes with sharp, bloody spikes fly. There are also intimidating animals which could bite you and swallow you, without doubt.

Did you know that a man called Robert

Shwarzman who was an astronaut went missing after he went to drink from a deep red river? Robert was only nineteen years old. Nobody knew how the incident happened except one person called Fatima Futim. She secretly walked into the rocket before take off. Fatima was Robert’s little sister. She saw Robert sitting down for some water because he was thirsty, but an invisible force pulled him into the air and dropped him. After that incident nobody wanted to visit Mars again…

Would you be daring enough to go to Mars? Go to Mars if you dare.

NEW LAUNCH OF TESLA

By Fatma, Abdur-Rahman, Sana, Yusra, Yaqub (Silver Birch)

Reporting from: Tesla HQ

New Inventions

The talented Elon Musk, who is a brilliant designer, is focusing on inventing a flying Tesla car. Adverts say that Musk is ready to launch this car in 2030. This car is going to be invented in Saudi Arabia where Musk is currently living. Musk is making this so people can have an easier life in space.

This master car can easily fly into space with absolutely zero gravity and can float. Everybody knows that in space there are no petrol stations so this car is going to have unlimited detrol. Detrol

NEW AND IMPROVED ASTRO-BOT

By Omar, Nasri, Nafi, Misbah, Safwan (Rowan)

Reporting from: Beijing University

Recently, a robot called the Astro-Bot has been created. This is the first reusable robot ever. A scientist created it for new discoveries.

A scientist whose name is Robotics recently discovered that there is a blackhole on its way to Earth. It is only ten light-years away and will suck up the entire solar-system, and Earth is the first planet that will be sucked up. He decided to build the robot to get out of the galaxy.

This robot is the smartest robot in the world. Beware

as it will be easy to hack into, as it’s only a pre-version. It can break asteroids but not black-holes. It will teleport to different dimensions. It has a perpetuum mobile. It’s so easy to power up, just by using friction. It is faster than the speed of light, so that in one minute it can go ten lightyears and 1,000,000 times around the sun.

“The robot was made in a factory - Galactical Enterprises.” This was a quote from Bob the engineer in an interview.

“The looks of a cheetah

suit the robot. The eyes are the cameras,” Sam Wu, the doctor, was quoted. “It is special for its shape shifting and agility.” The titanium will make it so that there is zero pressure on you. It will take five seconds to charge. The first mission of the robot is to find a new planet with the features of Earth. Rumours say it’s in the Hyper-Bolt Galaxy. The mission will start from November 15th and ends on December 31st, so don’t forget to watch live as every channel will broadcast it.

is a mix of diesel and petrol, which is only used in flying space cars. The amazing feature about this car is that it has huge, blue metal wings on each side. Something special about this car is that it has an oxygen mask inside because it is a convertible car.

Musk said specifically that “this car will change the future”. This car is going to be launched into space by Coke and Mentos, which are going to be in the engine.

FOOD INFINITY AND BEYOND

By Lovell, Abid, Jayden, Minh Tri, Humairah (Sequoia)

Reporting from: Tesla HQ

On the 25th February 2024 scientists discovered that two people and one robot invented a machine, called Food Infinity and Beyond, in the ISS (International Space Station) that makes food in space taste better.

Astronaut Jack Jhonson, and Michel Collins did a taste test on this machine. This machine makes freeze dried food into a real meal and then does the opposite. The freeze dried food is put into the machine and after five seconds you take the meal out of the machine and there is a burger and chips. This machine can make you any food you can think of. Astronaut Jhonson said “the food was better than anything he had ever tasted and it reminded him of Earth”. Astronaut Collins put another freeze dried meal into the machine and when he took it out of the machine there was pizza and chips. Collins said that “it was so fresh he would never go to a restaurant again if he had this amazing machine”. You can find this machine on Amazon, eBay and in Argos. It costs £100,000 pounds.

New Inventions

THE WORLD’S FIRST PILLOW FIGHT IN SPACE

By Ishrat, Nafiz, Zeeshan, Rafi, Abdul, Jabbar (Sequoia)

Yesterday at 7:50pm an interview happened with Yuri Gagarin at NASA. The purpose of this interview was to answer questions and educate young children. Yuri Gagarin introduces himself as an astronaut born in 1938 in Russia and the first person to orbit around the Earth in 1961,

So Yuri we are here today to ask you three questions.

Q: Firstly, what was your favourite part about living in space?

A: Well there were a lot of fun and exciting things but one that stood out was having a pillow fight with zero gravity. This was because the pillows were flying around and you had to jump up to grab them, and then you could slam them at your opponent.

Q: What did it feel like being away from your family?

A: At first it was very tough but as you stay for longer you start to get used to it, but I still thought about them every day especially in the holidays.

Q: Finally, would you like to live in space again?

A: In a flash! Living in space I made so many special memories if only I could relive those moments.

YOUR CHANCE TO SEE A RARE STAR IN SPACE

By Musa, Simin, Aarifah, Neveah, Sakariye (Sequoia)

Martha, who is a NASA astronaut, explored the solar system recently and has discovered a new, unique star named Surple. This star is only seen once every five years.

Are you interested in stars and space travel? If you are, this is your chance to see a 360 view of a rare star. This is a competition for people who want to

learn more about space and rare, unique stars. There are only four available spots, and one assistant named Martha to help control the rocket ship.

If you want to apply, send an email to NASA with the code 727S. If you get chosen you have to be brave, confident, comfortable in small spaces, and consistently work out for two

hours a day. For entertainment we’re going to play hide and seek and bring board games. If you’re an expert at games, you should come along. Also don’t be disgusted by the food - please don’t be picky because you might not like it. You’re not allowed pets.

RONALDO VS. ALIENS

By Mariam, Noamiba, Dawad, Tri Dung, Musthafa (Rowan)

Reporting from: New Wembley Stadium

Did you know that the World Cup might be happening in Space?

Ronaldo, who is the best football player, has finally persuaded NASA into letting sports into space. Ronaldo wants to influence people to go to space and see the new Wembley Stadium.

We asked Ronaldo, “How will space football be different to Earth football?”

He told us: “They will be wearing special space suits and jet packs.”

Half time is exercise time. Special machines are used to help prevent shrinking. Half time will be three hours long, so that players can recover from

muscle deformation and bone shrinking.

The first match will be played between the host nation, The Space Raiders and Portugal, captained by Ronaldo.

The ball will be super light. If you kick the ball, it will go so far, but not too far.

The Wembley Stadium will have bullet-proof glass, and the audience will be attached to cords. It will have a safe platform and finally, the goal will be placed in the wall.

The game will take place on the 1st of January 2025 at 3:30. It will be broadcast on YouTube.

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