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Laurence O’Keefe Hope Falls, WV, [April 9] — In an extraordinary and bizarre discovery, local authorities have reported the capture of a creature believed to be half-boy, half-bat in a remote cave near Hope Falls. The creature, now dubbed "Bat Boy," was found by spelunkers exploring the cave system in the Appalachian Mountains.
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Sheriff [Reynolds] confirmed that Bat Boy, who appears to be part human and part bat, was taken into custody without incident. "It's like nothing we've ever seen before," the sheriff stated. "He seems to have human intelligence but exhibits physical traits akin to a bat, including elongated ears and sharp teeth."