Tnhe Local Paper. Mitchell Strathbogie Edition. Wed., Apr. 1, 2026

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2026

Broadford returns to footy field Broadford returns to footy field

● ● ● ● For the first time since 2023, Broadford Football Club took to the field last Saturday (Mar. 28), with a special season launch game against South Bendigo at the Harley Hammond Reserve. The Bloods 32.26 (218) dominated over the Kangaroos 2.1 (13), but supporters of both sides gave Broadford plenty of credit for a good contest. Broadford’s best players were Jaiden Magor, Private player, Brodie Stray, Louis Thompson, Taiten Thomas and Adam Miles. Goalkickers were Harry Behan and Tynan Howard. Seconds: South Bendigo 23.14 (152) d Broadford 0.1 (1). Under 18: South Bendigo 19.21 (135) d Broadford 0.3 (3).

GREENS SUPPORT KILMORE MUSLIMS

■ The Victorian Greens say that they stand with the Muslim community in Kilmore after a local church that was being converted into a mosque was set alight on Tuesday (Mar. 24)

The fire is being treated as suspicious and is currently under investigation by Victoria Police

The day before an Iraqi owned business in Kilmore was the victim of an arson attack, the Greens said.

Victorian Greens Multicultural and AntiRacism representative, Anasina GrayBarberio MLC, met with community leaders after the fire and said leaders were shaken and fearful for their community's safety.

She said that dspite this string of attacks, community leaders have not heard from the government's Anti-Hate Taskforce. They say the government should be doing more to ensure their community is safe.

“These two fires are just the latest in a number of anti-Muslim attacks including the storming of an Iftar event in Ballarat, and hateful vandalism on the Virgin Mary Mosque late last year.

"Enough is enough, what more does this community have to endure before Jacinta Allan's Labor Government take the rise of antiMuslim hate seriously. The Muslim community is rightly terrified and hurting right now."

"What's the point of the government's AntiHate taskforce, when they don't even show when it couldn't be clearer that the Muslim community is being targeted,” Ms GrayBarberio said.

Roos line-up

■ The Broadford Seniors team selection for laswt weekende’s historic game against South Bendigo was: B: Adam Miles, Ryder Primrose, Oliver Lubeck. HB: Tynan Howard, Jay Eager (vc), Harry Behan. C: CJ Brill, Jaiden Magor, Brodie Stray. HF: Jacob StreetGlasson, Jake Hibbs-Hall, Louis Thompson. F: Taiten Thomas, Bryce Fleming, Jordan Sullivan. Followers: Owen Sloan, Riley Edwards (dvc), private player. Interchange: Rhys Carman, Charles Neilson, William Carlin, Toby Hope.

Avenel, thank you

■ The Local Paper has been welcomed at Strathbogie outlets including Euroa, Violet Town, Longwood, Avenel and Nagambie. Special thanks to Avenel A,pol Foodary for stocking free copies of the newspaper. Hard copies are available fortnightly.

Question to Allan

■ Euroa MLA Annabelle Cleeland has continued to put pressure in parliament to Premier Jacinta Allan: “What is the Premier’s plan to ensure regional Victorians can access fuel? And why has Labor been silent as this crisis unfolds? I need confirmation that the Premier understands how serious this is and is acting, which means urgent pressure on the Federal Labor Government to cut the fuel excise and reduce the road user charge so trucks can keep moving.

“Right now across my electorate and across regional Victoria communities are dealing with a power outage – as we speak – and they cannot even purchase fuel in basic quantities. They cannot fill a jerry can. We have no power and we have no fuel. This is a crisis.

“Across regional Victoria people are either unable to access fuel at all or are paying astronomical prices. In the city I understand it is inconvenient, but in our region it stops farms, businesses and essential services doing their job.”

OK for cinema

■ Despite seven objections, Mitchell Shire Councillors unanimously voted to grant a planning permit for a cinema and entretainment complex plus ancillary food and drink premises at 11 and 13 Tallarook St and 8 Alexander St, Seymour, subject to conditions.

Objections were expressed about operating hours until 1am, seven days a week being excessive compared to the other businesses in the area which have a 10pm/11pm closing time.

“Alcohol to be served adjacent dwellings is not ideal.

“The area is subject to flooding and therefore is not a suitable location for this development.

“ The development does not respond to the existing neighbourhood character (that is, the building is three storeys while the adjoining dwellings are single storey).”

Local Sport

Season 2026

Footy Fixtures

Outer East

■ Premier Division. Saturday, April 11. Woori Yallock v Warburton Millgrove. Monbulk v Olinda Ferny Creek. Officer v Upwey Tecoma. Gembrook Cockatoo v Healesville. Sunday, April 12. Wandin v Mt Evelyn.

■ Premier Division. Saturday, April 11. Yarra Junction v Powelltown. Yea v Belgrave. Emerald v Pakenham. Seville v Alexandra. Bye: Yarra Glen. Northern FNL

■ Division 1. Friday, April 3. Greensborough v Eltham. Saturday, April 11. West Preston v Hurstbridge. North Heidelberg v Heidelberg. Bundoora v Banyule. Diamond Creek v Montmorency.

■ Division 2. Saturday, April 11. St Mary's v Macleod. Lower Plenty v Old Paradians. Thomastown v Panton Hill. Whittlesea v South Morang. Northcote Park v Fitzroy Stars.

■ Division 3. Friday, April 3. Reservoir v Lalor. Saturday, April 11. Kinglake v Kilmore. Epping v Mernda. Heidelberg West v Old Eltham Collegians . Laurimar v Watsonia. Bye: Ivanhoe.

Bendigo FNL

■ Friday, April 3. Castlemaine v Golden Square, at Camp Reserve 1. Gisborne v Kangaroo Flat, at Gardiner Reserve. Strathfieldsaye v South Bendigo , at Tannery Lane Recreation Reserve. Saturday, April 4. Eaglehawk v Sandhurst, at Canterbury Park. Bye: Broadford. Goulburn Valley FL

■ Friday, April 3. Kyabram v Rochester. Shepparton v Shepparton United. Saturday, April 4. Benalla v Seymour. Mansfield v Euroa. Echuca v Tatura. Mooroopna v Shepparton Swans. Kyabram District FL

■ Saturday, April 11. Shepparton East v Tallygaroopna. Nagambie v Violet Town. Longwood v Undera. Merrigum v Murchison-Toolamba. Sunday, April 12. Girgarre v Lancaster. Stanhope v Rushworth. Bye: Avenel. Riddell District FL

■ Friday, April 3. Macedon v Gisborne. Kyneton v Woodend-Hesket. Saturday, April 4. Romsey v Lancefield. Wallan v Melton Centrals. Melton South v Diggers Rest. Bye: Riddell Seniors. Ovens and King FL

■ Friday, April 3. Bonnie Doon v Benalla

All Blacks. Moyhu v Greta. Saturday, April 4. Bright v Whorouly. King Valley v North Wangaratta. Bye: Goorambat, Milawa , Tarrawingee.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2026

POLICE SAY CHURCH FIRE ‘NOT TARGETED’

■ Police and emergency services responded to a suspicious fire in Kilmore on Tuesday (Mar. 24).

It is believed the rear of an abandoned church on Powlett St was set alight about 1.50pm.

The fire was extinguished and a crime scene established.

No one was inside the church at the time.

The empty church is believed to have sustained significant damage, and the fire is being treated as suspicious at this stage.

The investigation is ongoing but at this stage this fire is not being linked to any other fires and is not believed to be targeted.

The Australian National Imams Council strongly condemns the firebombing of the church which was set to become a mosque.

“We are deeply concerned about this rising pattern of Islamophobia and attacks on mosques,” an ANIC representative said.

LIBS CHOOSE NORTHERN VICTORIAN CANDIDATE

■ Steve Brooks has been endorsed to lead the Liberal Party ticket for the Northern Victorian Region at the upcoming State Election in November.

He hopes to take over the Upper House seat currently held by Wendy Lovell, who is retiring.

The local fruit grower, wheat trader, and Cobram Secondary College teacher is a lifelong Liberal.

“Wendy has served our community and the Liberal Party commendably and I thank her for her 24 years of service,” Mr Brooks said.

“I will work incredibly hard to remove the current State Labor Government. Those who know me, know how passionate I am about good, open and transparent government.

“I am very proud to be a part of a Jess Wilson -led Coalition which can deliver that for Victoria,” Mr Brooks said.

Steve was born and raised along the Murray and introduced to politics through his family’s small business community.

Council Rounds Rates up

2.75%

■ Yarra Ranges Council is proposing an annual rates increase of 2.75 per cent.

In calling for comments on its proposed 2026-27 budget, the Council is looking at a budget that includes:

■ $25 million to maintain our roads, footpaths, drains and trails

■ $23 million to improve and maintain parks, trees, sporting facilities, bushlands and reserves

■ $6 million to ensure a sustainable future and respond to climate change, including emergency management

■ $17 million for programs and activities that support the community through all stages of life

“With service delivery costs increasing more rapidly than revenue, the budget strikes a balance between long-term financial sustainability and the continued delivery of essential services,” said a Yarra Ranges Council representative.

Bridge clousres

■ Works continue this week on the inland rail line for double-stacked freight trains, including overnight bridge closures in Broadford until Thursday (Apr. 2).

Bid for 33 cabins

■ April 15 is the ‘advertisement end date’ for a planning permit application to Murrindindi Shire Council that seeks 33 cabins and native vegetation removal at 5016 Maroondah Hwy, Alexandra.

The buildings and works are associated with a use including cam;ping and caravan parks.

Intensive program

■ Kilmore Leisure Centre and Seymour Sports and Aquatic Centre are offering the popular Intensive Swim Program

Over 5 x 30-minute lessons, children can fast-track their water confidence and skills\. Program Dates: Monday, April 13– Friday, April 17. Booking is essential.

Help for businesses

■ The Nillumbik Business Ignite Series aims to assist with skills from exploring AI to strengthening cash flow and planning for long-term success. The program – formerly known as Nillumbik Small Business Week – is in its fourth year and returns in 2026 as an expanded two-week program with high-impact workshops, keynote speakers and networking events.

Progress at Donnybrook

“I have really enjoyed the hundreds of conversations I have had with Donnybrook residents over the last few weeks,” Ms Kathage said.

“Everybody there, including me, is looking forward to stage 1 of the Donnybrook Rd upgrade kicking off.

“It is in preconstruction at the moment with site investigations, planning approvals and the like, and we are looking forward to seeing that move ahead. “I cannot help but reflect, as we are in here, that we hear about the Liberal housing policy of rushing development in the outer suburbs.

“ Donnybrook came into existence through a stroke of the pen of those opposite, with zero dollars of funding for infrastructure, and now they want it to go even faster.

“Our government has taken the sensible approach of spacing out the new estates in the outer suburbs and making it so that developers need to make sure that that supporting infrastructure is there before more lots are opened up for housing, because we have listened to what people want in the outer suburbs.

“Those opposite have made it very clear: they do not care. They do not care about us in the outer suburbs.

“Rush, rush, push the housing, no money for infrastructure, and it is back to the beginning with the Liberals

“We have seen this from them before, and we are at risk of seeing it again if they come back into government,” Ms Kathage said.

Mernda man on blackmail charge

■ Detectives from Taskforce Hawk have charged a fifth man as part of an investigation into blackmail.

A 55-year-old Mernda man has been charged with one count of blackmail.

He was bailed with strict conditions to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Monday this week (Mar. 30).

Detectives will allege the man assisted in facilitating the blackmail, sharing information which culminated in the engaging of an Outlaw Motorcycle Gang member to carry it out.

A 42-year-old Maribyrnong man, a patched member of the Bandidos OMCG , was charged on March 18 with blackmail. He was remanded to appear at Melbourne Magistrates' Court on April 2.

Bailed

A 36-year-old Lalor man was charged on March 4 with blackmail, eight counts of possess anabolic steroids and unauthorised person possess Schedule 4 poison.

He was bailed to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on June 18.

A 32-year-old Eltham man was charged on February 12 with blackmail and fail to comply direction to assist (fail to provide pin code).

He was further charged on February 26 charged with two counts of contravene conduct condition of bail.

He was bailed to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on June 18.

A 32-year-old Watsonia man was charged on February 12 with fail to comply direction to assist (fail to provide pin code).

He was bailed to appear at Heidelberg Magistrates’ Court on April 2.

Demand

The charges relate to allegations of blackmail committed at a business in Brooklyn on January 19, when a demand was made for the victim to pay $663,000.

Taskforce Hawk was established to specifically target the infiltration of serious and organised crime and outlaw motorcycle gangs (OMCGs) into major State Government infrastructure projects and the construction industry.

Taskforce Hawk is focused on assessing and investigating new intelligence and evidence relating to allegations of criminal behaviour linked to the construction industry.

It also continues to proactively target organised crime associated with the sector, including a focus on any individuals employed within the construction industry who have known links to organised crime and outlaw motorcycle gangs.

Police are also instigating approaches with relevant industry stakeholders to gather intelligence, as well as working closely with a range of law enforcement partners, regulators and government authorities.

‘Exceptional’ effort

■ An exceptional life-saving effort by two young people has won praise in State Parliament from Eildon MLA Cindy McLeish.

“I want to acknowledge two exceptional young people in Yea who saved the life of a person who had suffered a heart attack: Brittany Mitchell and Corey Bennett

“Ron suffered a heart attack and family friend Brittany Mitchell called 000 and swung into action, administering CPR.

“Long story, but after maybe 16 or 20 minutes a defib arrived and 23-year-old Corey Bennett, a CFA volunteer and ambulance community officer, arrived too.

“Corey responded to the call on the GoodSAM app and was calm and in control using the defib.

“After 26 minutes Ron came through. Brittany said she was pumping good energy out and praised Corey for his work.

“The life was saved before

Hospital upgrades

■ In addition to the new facilities at the Mernda Community Hospital , there are also major upgrades underway at the Northern Hospital in Epping , according to lily D’Ambrosio, Mill Park MLA.

“The Northern Hospital expansion is well and truly underway, with the new upgrades to the emergency department adding an additional 200 treatment spaces capable of supporting an additional 30,000 emergency patients annually.

“The new buildings will also include a paediatric emergency centre, an inpatient unit and other treatment hubs dedicated to catering to our community.

“It was great to visit the site to see the works going on.

“These are just some of the fantastic ways that we are making sure that health care is close to where people live, affordable and accessible,” Ms D’Ambrosio said.

Chum Creek move

■ Eildon MLA Cindy McLeish asked Education Minister Ben Carroll about students from Chum Creek Primary School who have been forced to relocate to Healesville Primary School 10 times in the first few weeks of school as their shelter in place was deemed noncompliant.

“This is almost twice a week for each week. The issues were identified in October last year. The school community expected they would be sorted over the January holidays, but that did not happen – in fact they have heard very little.

“Can the Minister provide a guarantee that this matter will be resolved, with all necessary works taking place prior to the next bushfire season in November this year?

“With almost 70 students, the constant relocation has impacted the families juggling their lives and the learnings of the children.

“The last relocation was on the NAPLAN day. This is just not good enough. Healesville Primary School have done exceptionally well to accommodate Chum Creek , but it is also a big imposition on their end to accommodate the extra students and staff,” Ms McLeish said.

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the ambulance arrived; it came from Seymour not Yea, which ordinarily would have been the case.

“However, during the Longwood fires, ambulance officers in the Murrindindi Shire were directed away from the shire to work out of Mitchell,” Ms McLeish said.

‘Plan B’ at Eildon

■ Negotiations are proceeding in good faith between Murrindindi Shire Council and a preferred tenderer for the Eildon Key Worker Housing Project Contract , however the Council last week voted to work with appropriately qualified alternative suppliers for the delivery of 8 dwellings at 10 Eighth St, Eildon , if an acceptable and timely agreement cannot be reached with Tenderer B1.

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Gallagher on Mayoral Panel

■ Murrindindi Shire Council Mayor, Cr Damien Gallagher , has been appointed to the Victorian Government’s Local Government Mayoral Advisory Panel for 2026.

A Council representative said this provides the Murrindindi community with a direct voice in key state-level discussions about the future of local government.

This is the second time Cr Gallagher has been appointed to the panel, having previously served in 2024.

Chaired by Nick Staikos, Minister for Local Government, the panel brings together mayors from across Victoria to provide high-level advice on legislative, regulatory, strategic and policy matters affecting the local government sector.

The panel is established under the Local Government Act 2020 and meets several times each year to share insights and experiences from across the sector.

Cr Gallagher said he was honoured to once again represent regional communities such as Murrindindi at the state level.

“This appointment provides an important opportunity to ensure the perspectives of rural and regional communities are heard when decisions are being considered that affect local government,” Cr Gallagher said.

“I’m proud to represent Murrindindi and to share our experiences, particularly the challenges and opportunities facing smaller rural councils.”

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Cr Gallagher said the appointment also comes at a significant time for the region as communities continue recovering from the January bushfires.

“Our communities are continuing to recover from the impacts of the recent bushfires, and that experience brings an important perspective to statewide conversations about disaster recovery, resilience and the role local government plays in supporting communities through these events,” he said.

Cr Gallagher said his previous experience on the panel in 2024 provided valuable insight into how the State Government works with councils on reform and sector improvement.

“In 2024 the panel discussed key issues including governance reforms, councillor training, and planning and housing policy.

“Being part of those discussions reinforced how important it is that rural voices are included when policy is being developed.”

Murrindindi Shire Council Chief Executive Officer Livia Bonazzi congratulated Cr Gallagher on the appointment.

“This is an important opportunity for Murrindindi to contribute to statewide discussions.”

JAN JUC

Police van rammed

■ Police have arrested a man after he allegedly rammed a police vehicle in Jan Juc on Wednesday (Mar. 25).

Officers conducted checks on a Subaru Impreza parked on the Great Ocean Rd about 7am and discovered the driver was allegedly wanted on outstanding matters.

Police boxed in the vehicle and utilised a tyre deflation device to stop the vehicle from fleeing, however the driver woke up and attempted to drive off.

The driver allegedly rammed a police divisional van and caused two officers to jump out of its path to avoid being hit.

Police began to track the Subaru along the Great Ocean Road where they successfully deployed stop sticks in Yuulong about 12pm.

The driver fled from the vehicle into dense forest and the search for him continued on foot.

Officers were unable to locate the man but continued making enquiries into his whereabouts.

Police received a tip-off from a witness at a café in Lavers Hill about 8.30am Thursday (Jan. 26).

A plan was coordinated by local officers from Colac and Birregurra who swarmed the area and located the man inside a public toilet block, and he was safely arrested.

The 27-year-old Grovedale man was in custody and was to be interviewed.

EUREKA

Girl dies after crash

■ A 12-year-old pedestrian struck by a vehicle in Eureka has died. Emergency services were called to reports a car had struck a pedestrian on Eureka St just before 8.30am on March 13.

The girl was airlifted to hospital with lifethreatening injuries where she passed-away on March 23. The driver of the car, a 35-yearold female, was not injured and stopped at the scene. The investigation into the circumstances of the collision is ongoing. Anyone who witnessed the incident, with footage or information is urged.

BOY COLLECTED TERRORISM MATERIAL: FEDERAL POLICE

■ A boy has been charged by the Victorian Joint Counter Terrorism Team with allegedly collecting manuals, guides and material promoting ISIS-inspired terrorism.

Investigations began after intelligence indicated an ISIS flag, destined for an address in Melbourne’s inner-city, was imported into Australia

Further inquiries conducted into the consignee details allegedly led police to identify the boy, 17, as the recipient.

A search warrant was executed on that address on Tuesday (Mar. 24), with officers seizing a mobile phone and laptop.

He was charged with:

■ One count of collecting or making documents that facilitate terrorist act; and

■ One count of import a prohibited import, an ISIS flag.

The documents offence carries a maximum penalty of 15 years’ imprisonment.

The boy appeared at a Victorian children’s court, where he was remanded to re-appear at a later date.

There is no current identified threat to community safety., said the Australian Federalc Police.

The Victorian JCTT is comprised of members from the AFP , Victoria Police and ASIO

Anyone with information about extremist activity or possible threats to the community should contact the National Security Hotline (1800 123 400) no matter how small or insignificant you think the information may be.

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MERNDA

Fifth person arrested

■ Homicide Squad detectives have charged a fifth person following the death of a man in Mernda.

A 16-year-old girl from the Pascoe Vale area was arrested on Thursday afternoon (Mar. 26)

She has since been charged with robbery, two counts of theft, hinder and assault police and possess drug of dependence.

The girl was summonsed to appear at a children’s court at a later date.

Emergency services were called to reports of a group fighting on Bridge Inn Rd about 5.50pm on March 6.

Aidan Becker, a 22-year-old Mernda man, was located with life-threatening injuries and was treated by paramedics but sadly died at the scene.

Police arrested a 16-year-old, 18-year-old and two 17-yearolds in relation to the incident.

All four were charged with murder and armed robbery.

The 18-year-old will appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on June 24.

The three children will face a children’s court at a later date.

The investigation remains ongoing.

MURTOA

Death of man, 57

■ A man has died in hospital following a crash in Murtoa. Emergency services were called to the Wimmera Hwy about 8.20pm on Tuesday, March 10, after reports a Nissan Patrol utility had left the road and crashed. The driver, a 57-year-old man from Warracknabeal, was taken to hospital with life-threatening injuries but later died. The investigation into the circumstances of the crash is ongoing.

CUDGEE

Cyclist was victim

■ A cyclist has died following a collision with a car in Cudgee, in the state’s south-west. It is understood the driver and cyclist were travelling east along Hopkins Falls Rd about 8.10am on Saturday, March 21, when the incident occurred.

The cyclist, a 70-year-old Warrnambool man, died at the scene. A 20-year-old Wangoom man was arrested at the scene. He was interviewed and released pending further enquiries.

Major Collision Investigation Unit detectives are appealing for anyone who was driving on Hopkins Falls Rd prior to the collision to check their dashcams.

Investigations are ongoing into the circumstances of the collision.

WILLIAMSTOWN Shop fire charges

■ Hobsons Bay Crime Investigation Unit detectives have charged two men following a shop fire in Williamstown Emergency services were called to reports of a fire at a shop on Nelson Place about 3.45am on Sunday morning, March 22.

People were inside an above residence at the time of the blaze. There were no injuries.

A 22-year-old man and a 24-year-old man, both from Melbourne, have been charged with the following offences: arson; conduct endangering life/serious injury; handle stolen goods; theft of a motor vehicle; and driving offences.

Court Lists

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Wednesday, April 1

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Bedggood, Norman Leslie Caton, Janelle Louise

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Deleo, Rebecca Jayne

Fackle, Christopher

Maconachie, Rebecca Mcalpine, Shania

Mcnicholas, Tony Mcrae, Louise Omay, Ibrahim Providence Properties Pty Ltd Rivers, Cassie Singh, Onkar

Smith, Colin Edward Thursday, April 2

Antonello, Alex Bawdler, Barbera Bell, James Owen Bowdler, Barbara Brennan, Tony James Brown, Jason Chen, Shengquan Chilcott, Cameron Robert Doria, Mario Ettia, Joseph Manfred Francis, Youssef Hayes, Terry Ronald Iglesias, Daniel Ismail, Deniz

Keonig, Melanie Mc Lachlan, Andrew Mckay, Jack Daniel Miatke, Dean Moyes, Culley

Newbould, Aron Parsad, Ram Peace, Lillian Pearse, Chantelle Perkovic, Doris

Prowse, Megan Reid, Darren Roewer, Daniel Rowbottom, Tahlia Sanchez, Andre Schwartzkopff, Nevada Phoenix Tough, Colin Tubecki, John White, Dean Wright, Joanne Friday, April 3 Gates, Tracey Sevenich, Darren Thursday, April 9 Alvarez Gonzalez, Maria Baines, Dylan James Bradley, Mark Robert Byers, Jarrod Castro, Terrence Craig Colverd, Ryan Costanzo, Anthony Dennison, Jayde Lee Densworth, Renata Diamantopoulos, Matthew Finn, Luke Gibson, Lex Gibson, Sarah Louise Goodwin, Andrew Houston, Luke Hughes, Kevin Hutchins, Damien Jackson, Jye Krake, Peter Lebidka, Henry Maher, Tammy Mcavoy, Gary Mcgannon, Rylee Rose Muller, Grace North, Shelly Oats, Christopher Pearce, Samuel Rondel, Jurima Thomas, Shannon Louise Tyrell, Paul Stephen Watson, Grant

Rosta found alive, well

■ Police were advertising at the weekend for public assistance in their search for missing 79-year-old Rosta.

Rosta was last seen on Margetts Rd, Yea, about 6pm on Friday (Mar. 27).

Police and family were concerned for Rosta’s welfare as she has dementia.

She was last seen wearing a black jacket and has short grey hair.

Rosta was found alive and well, local sources confirmed on Saturday (Mar. 28).

Easter break

■ There will be no April 8 digital edition of The Local Paper because of the Easter break.

The next print and online issue will be on Wednesday, April 15.

■ Thirteen passionate young people from across the City of Whittlesea have officially begun their two-year term as the municipality’s 2026 Youth Council, taking over from the inaugural youth council.

The Youth Council reflects the diversity of City of Whittlesea’s young population, bringing together a mix of ages, cultures, genders, localities and interests.

Emma Fasciani and Gabrielle Charman have been elected to lead the City of Whittlesea’s Youth Council for the next 12 months as Youth Mayor and Deputy Youth Mayor. The group will meet monthly to discuss matters referred to them by Council

The Youth Council empowers young people to have a voice in local decisionmaking and actively shape initiatives that impact their community by:

■ advising Council on issues, policies and initiatives that impact young people across the municipality ■ championing youth voice by creating meaningful opportunities for young people to be heard and involved in civic life

■ advocating for the needs and aspirations of young people in City of Whittlesea, highlighting the opportunities and challenges they experience

■ providing insight and feedback on Council projects, strategies and decisions that affect young people.

City of Whittlesea Mayor, Cr Lawrie Cox, said: “I’m thrilled to welcome the 2026 Youth Council and look forward to seeing how their passion, creativity, and ideas will help shape our community.

“ Their voices are vital in ensuring Council decisions reflect the needs and aspirations of young people across the City of Whittlesea

“This Youth Council brings together a diverse group of young people ready to make a difference. I am excited to see them advocate for their peers, share fresh perspectives, and play an active role in shaping programs and policies that matter to the next generation.”

Youth Mayor, Emma Fasciani, said: “I am very grateful for the opportunity to serve as Youth Mayor in 2026. I am committed to ensuring all voices within our community are heard and look forward to working alongside the other Youth Council members. I am excited to work towards creating positive and meaningful change.”

Funding for HACC

■ Mernda resident Rachael Rafferty asked a question of Whittlesea Council at its march 17 meeting: “Will the Whittlesea Councillors and the CEO commit to increasing funding for HACC (Home and Community Care) for people who are being left behind?

The Council response was: “The Home and Community Care Program for Younger People (HACC PYP) provides support services to people under 65 years of age who have a disability, chronic illness, or other health-related support needs.

“The program aims to help individuals live safely and independently in their homes and communities by providing services such as domestic assistance.

“The program is funded by the Victorian Government through the Department of Health. The City of Whittlesea receives funding from the Victorian Government to deliver these services locally on its behalf.

“However, Council does not have the ability to increase the overall funding available, as funding levels and program eligibility are determined by the Victorian Government.”

Wollert fire danger

■ Local resident Justin Mastroianni of Wollert has asked Whittlesea Council to clear the hazardous 1000mm+ fuel loads along the Galada-Tamboree pathway.

“ Council considers CFA management of the matter as the most appropriate approach,” was part of the Council response.

Marcus Inns

March 20, 1976 - April 1, 2025.

Beloved son of Noreen and brother of Aaron.

Hello Marcus, it is hard to believe that it is one year since you left us, taken far too soon, from many people who loved you dearly.

Mum and I miss you very much, wishing you were still with us each and every day. You loved watching movies as much as I did, and I treasure all the times we went to the cinemas together, or enjoyed viewing a film we loved on VHS, then DVD, then blu-ray (only you went to the next level, 4K). On what would have been your 50th birthday, I re-watched Raiders Of The Lost Ark, which we adored and must have watched together dozens of times. It still holds a special place in my heart, and triggered some lovely memories of our movie gatherings. May your spirit, love and influence continue to shine on us for many years to come. Love you brother, always.

‘Secretive plan’

■ Lilydale residents have raised their concerns and objections to a “massive and secretive “development of 106 warehouses and 468 car parking spaces within metres of homes, a school and the Nelson Rd open drain flood zone.

Evelyn MLA Bridget Vallence said: “There has been no transparency about the ministerial permit for 65 Quarry Road, Lilydale

“It has popped up from nowhere as a state-significant project, part of the government’s development facilitation program,” Ms Vallence said.

“The community is shocked by the scale of this mega industrial project, which will result in a significant increase in traffic and large trucks – an estimated additional 1100 vehicles on a quiet residential street.

“Residents living just metres away were not consulted. Mount Lilydale Mercy College was not consulted. Boral Quarries was not made aware.

“Yarra Ranges Council was bypassed for the approvals process. There is no information about the impact on road safety and congestion, stormwater management, increased flood risk in a flood zone or native vegetation and wildlife.

“My question for the Minister for Planning [Sonya Kilkenny] is: when will an environment effects statement be required and conducted given there has been no community consultation?” Ms Vallence asked.

Yea Cruise Night

■ The final Yea Cruise Night for the season was held with a special Ladies Night theme.

“It was a fantastic evening and a great way to bring people together in a more relaxed and positive setting,” Cr Paul Hildebrand told last week’s Murrindindi Shire Council meeting.

“There was an impressive display of vehicles, with a wide variety of makes and models on show, and a strong turnout from the community who came along to enjoy the atmosphere.

“Events like this play an important role in restoring a sense of normality and connection.

“A big thank you must go to Dale and Amanda McKeon, along with all the volunteers and sponsors, whose ongoing efforts and commitment make this much-loved event possible. Their work behind the scenes ensures that the event continues to be a highlight on the local calendar and something the community can look forward to.”

200 at Dinner

■ Murrindindi Shire Council last week heard a report that almost 200 people attended the annual Homewood Progressive Dinner.

“It was fabulous to see such a huge crowd. A great meal was served with live entertainment,” said Cr Paul Hildebrand.

“I was able to catch up with old school mates and ex cricket teammates that I have not seen for many years.

“It was also wonderful to see so many children playing in the hall grounds and the nearby creek, this brought back memories, as I also playing in the nearby creek when I was a child attending the Homewood Progressive Dinner with my parents a long time ago.”

Impacted roads

■ Cr Eric Lording says that Murrindindi Shire is managing the 450km of impacted roads by clearing and making them safe as quick as we can.

“We currently have approximately 100 people working on our roads and managing impacted and unsafe vegetation.

“We have completed Bridge, tree and road inspections. Across the road network we have nine bridges destroyed and not trafficable with 73 other bridges impacted and 35 major culverts.

“The Great Victorian Rail trail remains closed with significant bridge damage, destroyed assets and dangerous trees.

• 27 Bridges and Major Culverts in the impacted area of the rail trail

• All of them have been assessed

• The Rail Trail remains closed between Merton and Cathkin, Cathkin to Alexandra and Cathkin to Cheviot

Three bridges will require full replacement, Cr Lording said.

Local News Questions about containers

■ Local people have taken to container returns with a passion, Eildon MLA Cindy McLeish has told Parliament.

“In fact we have had millions and millions of containers deposited across the electorate.

“I want to specify a couple of areas where people have taken to this with a passion and reduced litter very much, which is one of the recommendations: recording how much the scheme has actually reduced litter.

“It has reduced litter – people tell me that all of the time; it is visibly obvious.

“We have had a couple of issues with Smiths Gully being very difficult, the Eildon container deposit return point and the egg farm in Yarra Junction.

“For some reason the Eildon container deposit scheme, which needed to be moved, was unable to be approved at a new and better location, and the community was in uproar about this.

“What does this mean? What has actually happened now? People are hoarding, and that is not a good outcome.

“They are waiting to know whether a new venue will be approved, because what did happen was they found a location, Visy said, ‘No, that’s not going to happen. We’re not going to approve that,’ and in the next breath advertised in the local paper for new locations.

“They applied again, and Visy said, ‘No, we’re full.’ That just was not right.

“People have been hoarding, and they are waiting. An example was given to me of a little kid who came up to the caravan park there who was returning his containers, and he was saving for a wakeboard.

“It took him a while, and he actually then got enough money to be able to do this. We also have a lot of clubs and organisations who were participating in this scheme at that outlet who now are holding onto the containers, and that certainly is not a good idea.

“You do not want people having to drive hours and hours, which is what some people think should happen. We do not need that to happen. Volunteers do not have time to do that.

“With regard to Yarra Junction, at the egg farm there were a couple of issues down there. That was a very easy location for people to drive into to drop off their containers.

“After it was closed Visy opened up a little shopfront, which always has one of the two outlets full or jammed, the same as the one up in Seville – people are always complaining about that.

“That is never going to be able to take the capacity of the millions of containers that people are collecting in the Upper Yarra

“What we have seen when the machines have not been working or there is a queue, because it takes ages, is people have dumped them in the rubbish bin. This is exactly the opposite of what should happen. I urge the minister and the government to have a good look at some of these easily accessible options and make that happen,” Ms McLeish said.

Works update

■ Cr Paul Hildebrand offered a works update at last week’s Murrindindi Council meeting.

“Snobs Creek Rd widening stage two has been commenced and is on track to be completed in early April.

■ Frog Ponds Bridge (Kit Replacement)

– Bridge has been manufactured, waiting on final design and geo-tech for installation

■ Eildon Key Worker Housing Stage A is underway and on track to complete in June.

■ Pathway renewal works under way (this includes the footpath section in Yarck near the hall)

■ Flowerdale Closed Landfill rehabilitation tender awarded and will be commenced shortly.

■ Tender for Thornton Football Oval lighting will be advertised shortly

■ CHMP final results meeting booked for Castella Rd, Wilhelmina Falls Rd and Riverside Rd

■ A request for tender has closed for the renewal of the Hobans Rd culvert in Alexandra.

Tenders are currently being evaluated, Cr Hildebrand said.

Matthew Guy returns serve

■ Yan Yean MLA Lauren Kathage’s comments about the Liberal Party’s past planning policies have won an energetic reply from the Opposition’s Matthew Guy

“Then I heard the member for Yan Yean She came in and said at one stage that the Liberal Government had rezoned land in the green wedge in her area like it was tropical rainforest,” Mr Guy said.

“It could have been featured on an ad: ‘Put another shrimp on the barbie and look at this tropical rainforest.’ In fact, the Liberal Government through the Whittlesea–Mitchell area – I might add, none in the seat of Yan Yean –brought in 1010 hectares.

“Justin Madden and the Labor Party brought 15,542 hectares of land into the urban growth boundary. If you are going to come in and have a sledge motion, at least have a semblance of believability and accuracy to your argument. Again, I do not mind if you want to have a sledge; go for it. The Liberals brought in, when we were in – I did – 6000 hectares into the growth boundary. 43,000 hectares under the Australian Labor Party.

“Along the Suburban Rail Loop, they are all talking up how they are going to get development. No, you will not, because the cost of land, the cost of construction and the cost of materials is going to blow that through the roof. It will be affordable to only the top end of the market, which is what none of us are trying to seek,” Mr Guy said.

Local Briefs

Further growth

■ Thomastown MLA Bronwyn Halfpennysays that she believes that Wollert and Epping residents will be happy with the State Government’s plan, “which is to ensure that further growth is accommodated with infrastructure as it is built”.

“But of course they will not be happy with the opposition’s proposal of just opening up more land without any thought about the roads and the schools and the parks that everyone needs in any place that they are going to live,” Ms Halfpenny said.

“It is also a great area, Wollert and Epping, for local people in Thomastown, because not only can they live out in those outer suburbs that have some of the schools they really like and lots of friends and family; they also can work from home in many instances, thanks to the proposals from, again, the Allan Labor Government to ensure and enshrine that right so that families can live in the outer suburbs without having to travel into the city, cutting off lots of hours of their family time in a car rather than at home with their families.”

Urgent care

■ Mill Park MLA Lily D’Ambrosio says that the new Mernda Urgent Care Centre at the Mernda Community Hospital is now up and running.

“Open from 12 Noon to 8pm Monday to Friday at 35 Flourmill Drive in Mernda, the new urgent care centre can be used for patients who need assistance with sprains, minor burns, minor fractures, infections, paediatric urgent care and other low-acuity urgent needs. It offers fast treatment for non-life-threatening illness or injury, with no appointment or referral needed – just walk right in.

“Last week I had the opportunity to visit the urgent care centre and saw firsthand how many people were using it.

“I spoke with nurses about the kinds of ailments that locals have already presented with, including kids with fractured arms and sprains,” Ms D’Ambrosio said.

Visited Imams

■ The Board of Imams Victoria parliamentary youth summit for combating Islamophobia was attended by Thomastown MLA Bronwyn Halfpenny.

“There were a whole lot of incredible young people at that summit, and I want to thank in particular Jazeer from the Board of Imams anti-Islamophobia project for all the work and organisation that he did to arrange the summit,” Ms Halfpenny said.

“It was a fantastic evening. There were a lot of incredible community leaders from all sorts of backgrounds who contribute so much to our society.

“It was a fabulous evening. It is terrible to hear some of the things that these young Australians have had to endure.”

Bushfire Team active

■ Cr Sue Carpenter told last week’s Murrindindi Shire Council meeting that a local tam have been out and about at Yarck, Highlands, Terip Terip and Fawcett, providing planning, building, and environmental health information and advice to help people start their planning to rebuild.

“The Program will continue after the Easter Holidays. People can also book a time at Alexandra when they are ready.

“Council is continuing to advocate for State support to waive Statutory fees for Planning, Building, and Health.

“We acknowledge this can be an expensive and daunting task, but necessary under the State’s scheme.

“The State Government recently passed the PlanningAmendment(BetterDecisions Made Faster) Act 2026. It is seeking to streamline approvals among other things and will be progressively mplemented by 2027.

“ I had the great pleasure of attending the 100th birthday for long term Yea resident Norma Tobias last week. Happy Birthday Norma. You are an inspiration,” Cr Carpenter said.

■ It was 42 years ago this week (April 1984) that we purchased the Yea newspaper business from Tom Dignam. we thank all for their support in that time.

Mr Sweeney Preston

■ Straight off the back of his Las Vegas residency, journalist turned comedian, Sweeney Preston returns home for a return Melbourne season from April 6 - 19 at The Motley Wherehaus (Vault 3).

For nearly three years, Sweeney Preston wrote relationship and dating advice articles while his own love life desperately needed an editor.

Now, with the clarity of hindsight, Sweeney relives the most hysterical intersections between his own life and the articles he was writing at the time – some of which have been read by over 100,000 people.

“Sometimes, we all just want someone to tell us what to do. But when the person giving the advice has no clue either ... can those who can't do even teach?”

From radio interviews gone awry, to a couples getaway attended solo to an ending that might have audiences questioning every piece of advice they've ever been given, this uplifting celebration of mistakes will be told told the only way Sweeney knows how – through jokes, stories and a 100+ slide PowerPoint presentation.

Venue: The Motley Wherehaus (Vault 3)

Date: April 6 - 19 (No Wednesdays)

Time: 6pm

Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au

Cheryl Threadgold

70TH ANNIVERSARY FOR CPP COMMUNITY THEATRE

■ CPP Community Theatre launches into their 70th anniversary season by presenting Louis Nowra's Cosi from April 10-18 at the Boronia K-12 College, Performing Arts Centre, Albert Avenue, Boronia Cosi is a play about friendship, community, loyalty and difference and about the transformative nature of the performing arts. It celebrates the individual and all that we each

bring to the table, and is a true epic tale that ranges from humble moments deeply personal in nature, to the soaring grandeur and spectacle of Mozart’s opera, Cosi Fan Tutti

Set in a psychiatric facility in Melbourne , Cosi follows the story of Lewis , a recent university graduate, who is tasked with directing a theatre performance involving the residents.

It’s 1971 and Australia is protesting the war in Viet-

nam . But inside the hospital, residents and listening to Mozart , learning their lines, creating chaos and occasionally skipping their medication.

Season dates: April 10, 11, 16, 17 at 8pm; April 12 at 2pm; April 18 at 5pm Venue: Boronia K-12 College, Performing Arts Centre, Albert Avenue, Boronia Bookings: cppcommunity theatre.com.au

Cheryl Threadgold

■ Luke Rocca , a live performer, podcaster and TV comedy writer, will present his new sketch show Spineless in the MICF from April 8-19 at Club Voltaire, North Melbourne

The show is described as “a character-filled, tech-heavy and high-octane look at my attempt to grow a backbone”.

Performance Details: April 8 - 19 (check comedyfestival.com.au for performance times)

Venue: Club Voltaire, 1st Floor, 14 Raglan St., North Melbourne. Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au

Cheryl Threadgold

Local Briefs

Wollert question

■ Wollert resident Daniel Meissner has asked Whittlesea Council if there are any plans to develop the open space area that was being used as part of the staging area on the corner of Epping Rd and Craigieburn East Rd.

The City of Whittlesea response was: “The land located on the south-west corner of Craigieburn Rd and Epping Rd in Wollert, is owned by the City of Whittlesea

“The site is currently being used as a site compound by a State Government roads contractor for the Epping Rd upgrade.

“The land is subject to the Epping North East Development Plan, which has identified it for future active open space. The site has been identified for preparation of a future masterplan.”

Bank concerns

■ Murrindindi Shire Councillor Sandice McAulay says that the imminent closure of the Kinglake Community Bank branch creates immediate pressure.

“People are dealing with insurance claims, grants, loans and day to day finances after disaster,” she said.

“To lose a local branch now adds another layer of difficulty.”

She said the shift toward digital banking does not reflect the reality in rural communities.

“We still have connectivity gaps, vulnerable residents who rely on face-to-face services, and businesses that depend on cash handling,” she said. “Digital first does not work everywhere.”

Murrindindi Council says that it acknowledged Bank@Post services remain available, but said they are not a substitute for a full-service branch.

“A post office cannot replace a bank. This is a reduction in service.”

The Council is calling on State and Federal Governments to act.

“We cannot rely on market forces alone to deliver essential services in rural communities,” Cr McAulay said.

“We need stronger expectations to ensure communities are not left behind, especially during recovery.

“Our community has been through fires, floods and is now facing the loss of essential services at a time we should be rebuilding.”

“Regional communities cannot continue to lose the services they rely on.”

Police cutbacks

■ Warrandyte MLA Nicole Werner has asked in State Parliament about local policing cutbacks.

“My question is for the Minister for Police. [Anthony Carbines] Can the Minister explain why the hours at Doncaster Police Station have been cut to 10 am to 6 pm when crime across my electorate is skyrocketing?

“Recently someone from my community who had been the victim of a crime drove to the police station to seek assistance and refuge, only to find that the station was closed.

“The fact that hours have been reduced at our local station, when locally in the past two years motor vehicle theft is up 139 per cent, arson has spiked by 180 per cent and now more than half of all crimes in Manningham go unsolved, is incredible.

“Our local police go above and beyond to serve our community brilliantly, but they are under-resourced and underfunded.

“This is clearly a failing of the Allan Labor Government, who have achieved nothing in fixing the crime crisis. That is simply not good enough, and my community deserves answers. They pay their taxes, they follow the law and they deserve protection when they need it,” Ms Werner said.

At Snobs Creek

■ Murrindindi Deputy Mayor Cr Anita Carr said she was fortunate to be invited to Snobs Creek Hatchery with State Minister Steve Dimopoulos for the launch of the Macquarie Perch Recovery Centre

“ The work happening at Snobs is incredible — seeing the facilities firsthand and chatting with the dedicated staff really highlighted the positive impact they’re having on the health of our waterways, as well as their vital work in protecting and rebuilding populations of many endangered native fish species,” Cr Carr said.

“ The Baanh ba Djila Eildon Splash Park will keep the water flowing for a few more weeks, scheduled to close on the last Sunday of the school holidays,” Cr Carr said.

Local News

CEO details bushfire recovery

■ Murrindindi Shire Chief Executive Officer

Livia Bonazzi has reported on a number of aspects of bushfire recovery.

“Bushfire Recovery activity continues to place sustained demand on Council staff and systems while core services are maintained,” ms Bonazzi said.

“I would like to thank our staff for the significant discretionary effort and acknowledge the vital role played by volunteers and community groups in supporting community-enabled recovery.

“Since my last update on the fire impacts in our shire, the number of homes lost or uninhabitable has increased to 206, highlighting the scale of displacement and recovery need.

“Council continues to advocate with State agencies and partners on temporary and longer-term accommodation needs, as housing pressure remains a critical recovery issue.

“Updated economic and agricultural impact analysis confirms the fires have created systemic, multi-year impacts, with recovery further constrained by rising fuel costs and ongoing fertiliser supply chain pressures, which are limiting farming activity and compounding financial stress across the Shire. Impact assessments have now been completed across Council-managed trees, roads, bridges and the rail trail.

New experiences at Dindi

■ Murrindindi Shire Council is inviting visitors to experience the region this autumn, with a strong line-up of new experiences, events and campaigns showcasing the best of ‘Dindi’ following the January bushfires.

“Autumn is one of the most spectacular times to explore Murrindindi, with vibrant landscapes, local experiences and welcoming townships all within a short drive from Melbourne,” said a Shire representative.

“Council is working closely with Tourism North East to support visitation and local businesses, encouraging people to plan a visit that offers a relaxing escape, while enjoying everything the region has to offer.”

Cr Sandice McAulay, Portfolio Councillor Economic Development, Local Jobs and Skills, said autumn was the perfect time to experience Murrindindi.

“Our region has always offered incredible natural beauty, unique local experiences and a genuine country welcome, and that remains as strong as ever,” Cr McAulay said.

“This autumn is a chance to slow down, explore our towns and enjoy everything that makes Murrindindi special.

“Whether it’s attending a local event, exploring our trails or enjoying the food, wine and hospitality across our towns, visitors can experience the best of Murrindindi while supporting local businesses and jobs.

New trails invite visitors to experience ‘Dindi’ differently

A key focus of current tourism promotion is the launch of six new curated trails, designed to help visitors experience the region through a range of lenses - from arts and culture to family-friendly adventure and scenic touring.

■ ■ Arts, Culture and History Trail

■ ■ ■ ■ Family Fun Trail

■ ■ Scenic Drives Lookouts Trail

■ ■ Pub and Tipple Trail

■ ■ Wondrous Waterfalls Trail

■ ■ Furry Friends Trail

These trails are complemented by additional itineraries available via Council’s Discover Dindi platform, offering visitors an easy, inspiring way to plan immersive day trips or multi-day stays.

Murrindindi is promoting a strong calendar of upcoming events and activities, including:

■ ■ The inaugural Eildon Drag Boat Festival on 11 and 12 April

■ ■ A range of local markets, festivals and Easter events across the Shire

These events are expected to attract visitors into the region and deliver a welcome boost to local businesses.

Council and regional partners are delivering coordinated campaigns to showcase Murrindindi to new audiences.

This includes:

■ ■ a campaign with One Hour Out highlighting the new trail experiences

■ ■ Ongoing promotion through Discover Dindi digital channels, including 6 new town-based

videos

Local Briefs

Tri Active Life

■ “Tri Active Life in Marysville has really taken off, Eildon MLA Cindy McLeish has told State Parliament.

“What started out as Tri Gym , with a handful of members looking for a bit of health and fitness, has now become a feature of local life.

“In five years they have come a long way, and they had a reason for a celebratory afternoon tea.

“They now have a dedicated gym space downstairs in the Marysville Community Centre to call their own.

“And this was not your regular afternoon tea. Guests got to taste what is on offer: weight training, pickleball, step classes, tai chi and linedancing.

“I am sure a cup of tea was only earned after the group linedance at the end. I have to commend Gail Dollimore for her role inspiring others,” Ms McLeish said.

Relief Centre opens

■ Cardinia Shire Council has welcomed the Dandenong Ranges Emergency Relief Service to Cockatoo, providing additional support to residents experiencing financial hardship.

guides designed to assist visitors holiday like a local in our beautiful part of the world.

The campaigns align with broader regional messaging that travel across Victoria remains accessible, with fuel supply stable and no disruption expected for visitors planning trips to the region.

Visitors are encouraged to plan ahead, take their time and consider longer stays to fully experience what the region has to offer.

Cr McAulay said Murrindindi offers an easy and rewarding escape for visitors looking to recharge while supporting local communities.

“Whether you’re coming for a weekend or staying longer, there are so many ways to experience Murrindindi, from scenic drives and walking trails to arts, culture and local events,” Cr McAulay said.

“Just a short drive from Melbourne, it’s an easy escape that offers something genuinely different, and every visit helps support our communities as they continue their recovery.”

Thanks to Jan Beer

■ “The volunteer Yea Saleyards Committee hosted its Annual General Meeting and thanked Jan Beer for her years of committed service as Chair,” Cr Damian Gallagher told last week’s Murrindindi Shire Council meeting.

“Fortunately, Jan remains on the committee and Ian Marshman has taken on the Chair role. Council continues to value the work of the volunteer committee members who continue to deliver the premier selling facility in North Central Victoria.”

Advocacy for fuel

■ Murrindindi Mayor cr Damien Gallagher has made a number of radio appearances to tell the ‘Murrindindi Story’.

The expansion of the service follows the recent announcement by the Federal Government of additional funding to strengthen emergency relief support for residents experiencing financial hardship. DRERS is now operating from The Base in Cockatoo on Thursdays and Fridays from 9am until 12.30pm, and is available to residents living in the northern region of the shire. The service also continues to operate from its Belgrave premises five days a week.

Cardinia Shire Mayor Cr Brett Owen said that DRERS’ expansion into Cardinia Shire would enable this vital service to better support residents.

“Cardinia Shire Council has continued to advocate to all levels of government for some time for additional funding to support our community,” Cr Owen said.

MP opened Open Studios

■ Monbulk MLA Daniela De Martino says she was thrilled to officially open the annual Dandenong Ranges Open Studios group exhibition Continuum at Burrinja Cultural Centre. Some 47 artists studios were open to the public, free of charge.

“The Dandenong Ranges has long been renowned for the abundance of artists calling this place home, and we are the richer for their vibrant talents, nestled in amongst our beautiful landscape.

“It is a wonderful opportunity to go behind the scenes and see how artists use their talents to create their works. “I am delighted that Burrinja last year received $400,000 over the next four years through our State Government’s creative enterprises program.

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■ ■ Social media influencer collaborations focusing on theme-based trails and destinations

Tourism North East’s ‘It’s my High Country thing’ campaign which invites local tourism operators to share their stories via video

“Advocacy continues to be a Council priority ... about our need for continued, targeted financial support to work through emergency recovery challenges; about our need for assurances of supply of diesel fuel and nitrogen-based fertilisers to enable a timely recovery; and about the incredible kindness of our community,” he said.

Appearances have been on ABC Melbourne, Goulburn Valley and CountryHour.

“This will help this incredible venue continue to thrive and be the cultural heart of the Dandenong Ranges,” Ms De Martino said.

57 years. Since 1969.

Police Rounds

House destroyed

■ Fire Rescue Victoria responded at 2.24am Friday (Mar. 27)to an incident on Tulip St, Black Rock , after callers to Triple Zero (000) reported a house fire.

Crews arrived on scene within four minutes to find smoke and flames issuing from a house, so the response was escalated.

Firefighters donned breathing apparatus and began attacking the fire as well as preventing any fire spread to adjoining properties.

The fire destroyed the house, with major structural collapse.

The incident was deemed under control by 3.10am.

The fire has been deemed suspicious, with Victoria Police on scene assisting.

Firefighters remained on scene to ensure the fire was fully extinguished.

Sexual exposure

■ A man has been charged after several incidents in the Coburg and Brunswick areas.

It is alleged there were five incidents of sexual assault between February 25 and March 25.

The alleged offending involved the man approaching females walking alone and masturbating/exposing his himself to them.

A 27-year-old man was arrested in Coburg on March 25 and interviewed in relation to the incidents.

The Southbank man has been charged with sexual assault, sexual activity directed at another, sexual exposure and sexual activity in the presence of a child under 16.

He was remanded to appear at the Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on March 31.

Firearms incident

■ Police have charged a man following an incident where a firearm was allegedly discharged at a vehicle in Bolitho Court in Sale on Tuesday (Mar. 24).

The 24-year-old Sale man self-presented to a police station on Wednesday (Mar. 25)about 2.30pm.

Wellington Crime Investigation Unit detectives have charged him with four counts of reckless conduct endangering life, three counts of making threats to kill, criminal damage, using a firearm when a firearm prohibition order applies, discharging a firearm at a vehicle and using a firearm in contravention of a firearm prohibition order.

He was remanded to appear at the Sale Magistrates’ Court on March 28.

The incident is alleged to have occurred at approximately 7.40am on Tuesday (Mar. 24).

Detectives are still investigating a second incident which s is said to have occurred at the same address on March 22. No one was injured during the incidents.

Bombing recalled

■ The policing community converged on Friday (Mar. 27) to mark 40 years since the deadly Russell St bombing.

A special service was held at the Victoria Police Academy to bring together survivors and honour the life of Constable Angela Taylor who was fatally injured in the 1986 attack.

There were 21 people injured, including community members as well as police, while many others that weren't listed bear the invisible scars.

Victoria Police

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2026

GIVE THAT THEY MAY GROW

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STATUE DEFACED: 7 WOMEN CHARGED

■ Seven women have been charged after allegedly damaging the statue of Zelda D’Aprano outside the Victorian Trades Hall

The statue, which honours the life of the iconic Melbourne women’s rights campaigner, was allegedly damaged by the group of women on Friday, March 6.

It is alleged that the women – who are all part of an activist group – attended Victoria St at approximately 11am with umbrellas and red spray paint.

Police will allege they changed their clothing and put the umbrellas up in an attempt to block CCTV cameras and avoid being identified.

The women then allegedly sprayed red spray paint across the statue and surrounding tiles. They were approached by staff members nearby before allegedly becoming aggressive and leaving the area.

Detectives from the Melbourne Divisional Response Unit have been investigating and identified eight allegedly involved.

Multiple search warrants were conducted today with seven women arrested, including:

■ A 34-year-old from Melbourne

■ A 34-year-old from Kew

■ A 48-year-old from Co-

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■ Detectives from the Major Drug Squad have charged two people and seized a large commercial quantity of cannabis linked to organised crime.

The investigation commenced in June 2024 when police became aware of a safe house in Cairnlea allegedly being utilised by a drug syndicate with transnational links.

A warrant was executed at the address on July 17, 2024 and 74kg of vacuum sealed cannabis was seized.

A 41-year-old Vietnamese national was charged and bailed for trafficking a commercial quantity of cannabis, however the man failed to appear at court.

Investigators focussed on identifying the whereabouts of the man, leading them to an address in Delahey which was allegedly being utilised as a crop house.

With the assistance of the VIPER Taskforce, Public Order Response Team and the Dog Squad , a search warrant was executed at the residential address on Thursday (Mar. 26).

Police located and seized approximately 1064 cannabis plants ranging from seedling to mature in size.

A 41-year-old Vietnamese man was charged with trafficking a large commercial quantity of cannabis, fail to appear and cultivate large commercial quantity of cannabis.

A 39-year-old Vietnamese woman was charged with cultivate large commercial quantity of cannabis.

The duo were to appear at Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Friday (Mar. 27). Detective Inspector Jamie Walker, Major Drug Squad said: “ Victoria Police remains committed to targeting those in the production and distribution of illicit substances and anyone involved in this type of activity can expect a knock on the door.

“Crop houses can often go undetected for long periods of time, which is evident due to the maturity and number of plants seized from this property.

“It’s for this reason that we ask residents to let us know if they suspect anything unusual at a neighbouring property.

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■ A 48-year-old from Footscray

■ A 50-year-old from Coburg North

■ A 55-year-old from Kingsbury

■ A 71-year-old from Braybrook

All have been charged with a range of offences including criminal damage, behaving in a riotous manner in a public place, marking graffiti on a residence without consent, recklessly damaging part of a registered place without a permit and refusing to leave scheduled public place after a warning.

The 34-year-old Melbourne woman was to appear before Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on Friday evening (Mar. 27).

The rest were bailed to appear before Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on October 1.

The eighth woman remains outstanding at this stage.

“If you do suspect something, please make a report via Crime Stoppers and we will investigate. Remember, you can do this anonymously.”

Cheltenham blaze

■ Fire Rescue Victoria responded at 1.03am Friday (Mar. 27) to an incident on Everest Drive, Cheltenham after callers to Triple Zero (000) reported a fire. Crews arrived on scene within four minutes to find smoke and flames issuing from a house and adjoining garage, so the response was escalated.

Firefighters donned breathing apparatus and began attacking the fire as well as preventing any fire spread to adjoining properties.

All occupants safely evacuated and were assessed by Ambulance Victoria .

The fire was deemed under control by 1.37am.

The cause of the fire is not yet known but it was to be be investigated by FRV specialists. Firefighters were to remain on scene to ensure the fire is fully extinguished.

Daylight Saving

■ Daylight saving in Victoria concludes on Sunday (Apr. 5).At 3am (AEDT), clocks will be turned backward one hour to 2am (AEST).

SYDNEY, NSW

Child abuse material

■ A Sydney man has been sentenced to three years’ imprisonment for possessing and accessing child abuse maThe man, 30, pleaded guilty to four child abuse offences and was sentenced on March 20, in Downing Centre Local Court to three years’ imprisonment, with a non-parole period of 18 months.

The investigation started after the Australian Centre to Counter Child Exploitation received a referral from United States Department of Homeland Security

US authorities had identified that an Australian -based individual was involved in sexually explicit online communications with a child.

AFP Eastern Command Child Protection Operations investigators subsequently linked the Sydney man to an online account connected to the offending.

In April, 2024, AFP investigators executed a search warrant at a residence in Parklea, NSW. During the search, police seized a mobile phone, with a subsequent forensic examination of the phone revealing child abuse material.

The man pleaded guilty on August 12 last year, to four charges:

■ One count of possession of child abuse material obtained using a carriage service;

■ Two counts of accessing child abuse material; and

■ One count of transmitting indecent communication to person under 16 years.

Detective Superintendent Luke Needham said the exploitation of children online will not be tolerated under any circumstances.

“The AFP, alongside its law enforcement partners in A ustralia and overseas, is committed to protecting children from those who seek to harm them,” Det-Supt Needham said.

““Anyone involved in this type of offending should understand they will be identified, investigated and held to account for the harm they cause.”

METH HIDDEN INSIDE JARS OF PICKLES

■ Two men from Sydney and Melbourne have been charged in relation to a failed importation of 115kg of methamphetamine into Melbourne , with the illicit drugs concealed inside jars of pickles.

Another man has also been arrested in British Columbia, Canada, by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police Federal Policing Pacific Region Drugs and Organised Crime Unit as part of a joint Australian Federal Police and RCMP investigation under the codename Operation Prythian . Investigators allegedly identified the two Australian-based men as being involved in importing illicit drugs from Canada to Australia , with a shipment bound for Australia – allegedly associated with them – iden-

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tified by Canadian authorities in January.

The RCMP identified the outbound shipment and it was intercepted with the assistance of Canada Border Service Agency. During the search, officers found a white, crystalline substance concealed in jars of pickles.

Forensic analysis of the substance confirmed it as methamphetamine, with a total weight of about 115kg.

This amount of methamphetamine has an estimated Australian street value of AUD$106.3 million, and the potential to equate to 1.15 million street-level deals.

The illicit drugs were substituted in Canada with an inert substance that was placed into the jars.

The shipment arrived in Melbourne on March 4, where officers from Australian Border Force identified the shipment before it was delivered to an address in Campbellfield on March 17.

The two Australian-based men were arrested on March 17, after simultaneous warrants were executed at a residence in Baxter, and a residence in the Sydney suburb of Croydon Park, NSW

As a result of the Croydon Park warrant, police seized items suspected as being the proceeds of crime, including about $400,000 cash, eight 1kg silver bars, a Ford Mustang , jewellery, watches, as well as electronic devices and other drug paraphernalia.

The 63-year-old man from Baxter appeared in Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on March 18, charged with one count of attempting to possess a commercial quantity of border-controlled drugs.

The 40-year-old man from Croydon Park, NSW, was extradited from NSW and faced Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on 25 March 25

He has been charged with:

■ One count of attempting to import a commercial quantity of border-controlled drugs; and

■ One count of conspiracy to import a commercial quantity of border-controlled drugs.

These offences each carry a maximum penalty of life imprisonment.

Both men have been remanded in custody .

Across Australia

MILTON, QLD 2 boys in custody

■ Police have taken two boys into custody following an armed robbery at Milton on Saturday morning (Mar. 28).

Around 10am, two teenage boys met a man at Frew Park after they had arranged via social media to purchase watches.

Upon meeting, it is alleged the one of the boys threatened the man with a machete and then they both left the scene with the watches.

Police were notified and tracked the two boys to Wright St where they were arrested a short time later.

The man was not physically injured. Investigations are ongoing.

Brisbane Sun

OATLANDS, TAS.

Fuel stolen

■ Police are investigating the overnight theft of a significant quantity of diesel from a storage trailer parked on a property near Oatlands

The theft took place between 5pm Thursday, March 26 and 6.30am Friday, March 27, with offenders breaking into the property located in a rural area, then stealing several hundred litres of fuel.

Police urge property and vehicle owners to be vigilant to potential fuel theft by taking steps to secure vehicles, machinery and storage tanks.

Storing vehicles, tools and fuel cells / tanks in secure buildings, or in areas with high visibility or CCTV coverage, can discourage opportunistic or targeted theft.

Tasmanian Observer

CANBERRA, ACT

City disturbance

■ ACT Policing is seeking witnesses to an alleged disturbance in the City on Friday night (Mar. 27)between a group of youths.

About 6.20pm, police were called to the Canberra Centre following reports of a small group of youths with knives in an altercation.

Police attended and investigations remain ongoing. No people have been identified as injured.

Canberra Observer PERTH, WA

Corruption probe

■ Detectives from the Financial Crime Squad have charged a 55-year-old woman following an investigation into a corruption related offence.

It will be alleged the woman – while employed within a Public Office role in Mirrabooka – entered an intimate relationship with a social housing applicant and, on September 1, 2025, created a housing offer for the applicant, bypassing a significant number of applicants on the wait list.

Detectives arrested the woman on Tuesday, March 17, at a residence in Clarkson and seized an electronic device.

A 55-year-old woman from Clarkson has been charged with Public Officer Acts Corruptly in Performance/Discharge of Functions

She was due to appear before the Perth Magistrates Court on Wednesday, (Mar. 25).

Detective Superintendent Peter Foley, Financial and Cyber Crime Division , says the alleged conduct represents a serious breach of trust and undermines the fair administration of public resources.

“People who abuse the authority of their position, including those trusted to fairly and equitably manage housing resources, create an unfair disadvantage for the wider WA community.

Perth Observer

ALICE SPRINGS

Indecent act

■ The Northern Territory Police Force is calling for witnesses in relation to an alleged indecent act that occurred in Alice Springs. Around 10.30pm Thursday , it is alleged an adult female was indecently touched by a male not known to her on the eastern bank of the Todd River, near the botanic gardens. Darwin Observer

ARIES (March 21 - April 20)

Lucky Colour: Green

Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 1-4-6-9

Lotto Numbers: 2-12-25-26-33-45

Much is about to fall into your lap, and your problem could be making the right choice. You are on top of things, so take full advantage. A very romantic period for the single and a few surprises for the mated.

TAURUS (April 21 - May 20)

Lucky Colour: Pink

Lucky Day: Sunday Racing Numbers: 3-5-7-9

Lotto Numbers: 5-19-28-36-42-44

If you belong to clubs or other organisations, your past efforts should be rewarded about now. It is not wise to lend money or possessions. In the social scene, your special skills could be in greater demand. Keep your ear open for a very good offer.

GEMINI (May 21 - June 21)

Lucky Colour: Blue

Lucky Day: Saturday Racing Numbers: 1-5-7-10

Lotto Numbers: 2-5-16-24-38-40

Your financial prospects should be better than before. Conflict between career and love life is indicated and could cause trouble with loved ones. Just keep your cool. Be tactful, and you will win out. If not, watch out.

CANCER (June 22 - July 22)

Lucky Colour: Yellow

Lucky Day: Wednesday Racing Numbers: 2-3-5-8

Lotto Numbers: 11-23-25-29-39-42

For most, life seems to be organised by the whims of others. Now would be the time to go it on your own while staying friendly with older relatives.

LEO (July 23 - August 22)

Lucky Colour: Black

Lucky Day: Sunday Racing Numbers: 1-3-5-7

Lotto Numbers: 3-5-9-19-26-28

Other criticisms can be down-putting if you listen. There could be some deception around your place of business. It would be wise to check all information before making important changes or decisions.

VIRGO (August 23 - September 23)

Lucky Colour: Orange

Lucky Day: Thursday Racing Numbers: 2-5-7-9

Lotto Numbers: 6-19-22-35-37-44

Many single Virgos should find the love of their lives. Friends can return to the scene. Past contacts bring happy surprises, and something you fear may have no substance at all.

LIBRA (September 24 - October 23)

Lucky Colour: Gold

Lucky Day: Tuesday

Racing Numbers: 2-6-9-10

Lotto Numbers: 4-5-18-27-36-39

Beware of impulse spending over the holiday period. If you act on impulse, you must check all information before making important changes. Leave nothing to chance. However, much of what you need will soon be on offer.

SCORPIO (October 24 - November 22)

Lucky Colour: Silver

Lucky Day: Sunday Racing Numbers: 1-3-5-7

Lotto Numbers: 3-12-14-21-32-38

Good news for the romantically inclined. It is not wise to lend money or possessions over the holiday period. Avoid entering into longterm financial commitments. It is wiser to wait until you have the cash.

SAGITTARIUS (November 23 - December 20)

Lucky Colour: White

Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 3-4-7-8

Lotto Numbers: 16-17-23-40-42-43

You will need a lot of tact during the holiday period to avoid arguments and keep the peace at home. Someone who can be trouble and yet strongly attracts you may reappear.

CAPRICORN (December 21 - January 19)

Lucky Colour: Silver Lucky Day: Friday Racing Numbers: 2-3-4-5

Lotto Numbers: 1-2-7-10-25-45

Big improvements all round, and your lifestyle improves on most levels. Contacts made during this period will have a lasting effect, and this could be one of your happiest periods in years.

AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 19)

Lucky Colour: Red

Lucky Day: Saturday Racing Numbers: 1-2-5-8

Lotto Numbers: 4-8-15-18-35-37

The festive season brings many reasons to celebrate and should be one of your most fulfilling periods. Many will be in the right place at the right time for a lucky break.

PISCES (February 20 - March 20)

Lucky Colour: Yellow

Lucky Day: Monday Racing Numbers: 2-3-4-8

Lotto Numbers: 3-12-21-22-37-45

Friends will play an important part in your life and could help further your career ambitions. Hunches tend to pay off, and a wish could come true for many.

95 HEROIN PELLETS IN MAN’S STOMACH

■ A British national faced Melbourne Magistrates’ Court last Wednesday (Mar. 25) charged with attempting to import heroin concealed internally, following his arrival into Melbourne.

The man, 52, arrived at Melbourne Airport on a flight from Bangkok , where Australian Border Force officers selected him for a baggage examination.

Questioning by ABF officers raised suspicions of a possible internal concealment, prompting officers to detain the man and undertake an internal body scan.

ABF officers then alerted the Australian Federal Police , who attended Melbourne Airport to conduct further enquiries.

AFP officers transported the man to a Melbourne hospital, where a subsequent medical scan identified multiple small pellets in the man’s stomach.

Police allege the man had internally concealed more than 90 pellets containing heroin, which were subsequently excreted while under medical supervision.

The total weight of the heroin was about 1.1kg.

The man has been charged with:

■ One count of importing a marketable quantity of a border-controlled drug, namely heroin; and

■ One count of possessing a marketable quantity of a border-controlled drug, namely heroin.

These offences each carry a maximum penalty of 25 years’ imprisonment and/or a $1.6 million fine.

He was remanded in custody, and will next appear before Melbourne Magistrates’ Court on June 17.

AFP Acting Commander Simone Butcher said internal concealment posed serious risks to the individual and the community.

“Transporting drugs internally is extremely dangerous. Even if only one pellet ruptures, it can be fatal,” Acting Commander Butcher said.

“Criminal syndicates treat couriers as disposable. They show no regard for the person’s life or the harm these drugs cause in the community.

“The AFP , working closely with the ABF , will continue to detect and disrupt attempts to import illicit substances, no matter how they are concealed.”

ABF Commander Clinton Sims said anyone attempting to import illicit substances by internal concealment risks not only criminal charges, but also their significant harm to their health.

“ ABF has advanced, intelligence-led, screening techniques, including working with our international law enforcement partners, to identify travellers who may pose a risk to the Australian community,” Commander Sims said.

“Our officers are trained to examine more than just baggage, we consider the demeanour and behaviour of travellers, and how they respond to questioning.

“ABF officers are alert to the concealment methods of criminals and have the knowledge and intel before you even step off the plane.”

Further forensic analysis of the pellets is ongoing.

Memorial space

■ A new memorial space honouring veterans, war widows and pioneer Jessie Mary Vasey was officially opened on Monday last week (Mar. 23)at Vasey RSL Care’s Brighton East Residential Aged Care facility. The ‘Honouring Their Service’ Me-

While en route to hospital, the Frankston teen assaulted a paramedic who required treatment for their injuries.

A 15-year-old boy from the Frankston area, also travelling in the Mazda , sustained minor injuries and was conveyed to hospital.

The occupants of the Volkswagen , a 66-year-old man and a 76-year-old woman, both from Terang , were conveyed to hospital as a precaution.

Investigations are continuing into the incident and officers continued to search for the two remaining boys who fled the scene. It is believed the Mazda was stolen from Mulgrave on March 21.

was officially opened by Ryan Batchelor MLC for Southern Metropolitan , during a special afternoon attended by residents, veterans, RSL representatives, staff and members of the community.

Guests gathered to share stories and reflect on the legacy of service and sacrifice while enjoying a gaze at the new memorial.

The memorial was made possible through a $30,000 grant from the Victorian Government under the Victoria Remembers funding stream.

The project transformed an underused space on the ground floor of the residential aged care facility into a dedicated memorial installation and gathering place for reflection and remembrance.

Two on the run

■ Two teenage boys were apprehended and two wre on-the-run following a collision involving a stolen vehicle in Carlton on Saturday morning (Mar. 28).

Officers were called to the intersection of Nicholson St and Victoria Pde just before 6am.

Investigators have been told four boys travelling in a stolen Mazda 3 collided into the Volkswagen Jetta before two of the boys fled.

A 19-year-old travelling in the Mazda sustained serious injuries and was conveyed to hospital.

Fire at Croydon

■ Fire Rescue Victoria firefightersas well as CFA crews - were on scene in Dorset Rd , following a house fire on Saturday afternoon (Mar. 28). They arrived on scene within three minutes to find the back of the single storey house in flames.

Happy

holiday

■ We live in difficult times. The fuel crisis will cnange the complexion of the Easter holidays for many.

As we go to press, we hear that Eildon drag boat races due to be held over Easter, have been postponed due to concern about fuel prices.

Price boards at service stations quote diesel prices with costs starting at $3-plus per litre.

Some of our advertising clients report on having to pass on extra fuel costs of 25-30 per cent to customers.

We know the high fuel prices first hand. Getting our newspapers to close to 1000 outlets across the state each issue is not a cheap business.

As is our annual custom at Eastertime, our team will be taking a few days off, so there will be no issue on April 8.

Our next issue, produced in print and online, will be on Wednesday, April 15.

We extend our best wishes for a safe and enjoyable holiday break. 75 Years Ago

The Argus. March 31, 1951. 8 women in labour

■ "It is quite common for eight women to be having their babies in the labor ward at the same time. This is past the limit of safety"

This quiet, yet startling statement referring to the Melbourne Women's Hospital was made yesterday by professor L. Townsend , Professor of Gynaecology and Obstetrics at Melbourne University

1838 Argus

■ Attractive "newsboy" Lois Dadds , on duty at the Centenary and Jubilee Exhibition , is selling souvenir facsimiles of an early issue of the Melbourne Advertiser, Melbourne's first newspaper and forerunner of The Argus

Since 1838 the Advertiser "written for and published by Jno. P. Fawkner ," has passed through various stages, and The Argus today incorporates this and other early papers.

The 1838 issue contains mainly advertisements by various small traders, but has one or two news items which read strangely in these days of stringent libel laws.

For example: "A wretch named Mooney has been committed for attempting to murder his wife. She lies in a dangerous state."

In 1838 it was written by hand and cost sixpence - a lot of money then. The facsimile is being printed at the Exhibition on a modern printing machine.

Tas. gets Jap. oysters

■ Fast-growing Japanese oysters have been successfully introduced into south Tasmanian waters, Mr. Casey, Minister in Charge of the C.S.I.R.O. , said yesterday. Although Sydney's rock oysters had failed to grow in Tasmania's colder waters in commercial quantities, the Japanese canning variety had flourished.

POWs to get mail

■ The only two Australian prisoners of war in Korea will receive mail soon through Red Cross channels. Both men are from New South Wales Australian Red Cross has arranged to forward the mail through International Headquarters in Geneva . Nothing is known of the whereabouts of the prison camp, because North Korean authorities will not permit a neutral International Red Cross observer to be stationed in their territory.

Dance For Your Life

■ Documentary director Luke Cornish’s window into the world of dance, Dance

For Your Life, offers a fascinating insight into what it takes to fight for a chance to become a professional back-up dancer.

Ten dancers from Sydney’s Brent Street Dance Academy compete in a cut-throat audition process for the opportunity to dance for a world-renowned choreographer and a place in an international dance company, Shape Haus , based in London

The audition process is brutal.

“I want to see grit and grime and disgustingness from you,” dance captain Cassie yells as the dancers repeat the choreography.

From 200 hopefuls, 10 are chosen. There are some heartwarming stories among the dancers as we learn about their hopes and fears and insecurities.

Many faced significant obstacles to pursue their dream of becoming a dancer.

Emily lives with her grandparents in their aged care home, having lost both her parents tragically young.

Jake , growing up in rural Griffith , endured years of relentless bullying and has something to prove to the doubters.

Choreographer and director of Shape Haus, Dean Lee, understands the journey some of the dancers have braved to get to the final audition.

Lee grew up on a Southeast London housing estate and spent time in foster care.

Lee tells us the ethos for Shape Haus is to “make people feel loved, feel seen.”

An eleventh-hour injury almost scuppers one dancer’s chance to compete.

To see how hard she fights to keep her place brings home the make-or-break stakes dancers live with, where the risk of injury is ever-present.

Throughout, we witness amazing, incredible dance sequences that demonstrate why these 10 young, Australian dancers are, as Lee states, “the best I’ve ever taught anywhere.”

Kathryn Keeble

Sorry I Hurt You Son

■ As a gay icon from the UK , experiencing domestic violence James Bar r brought his deeply personal journey to the stage in an hour of poignant standup comedy, well not all comedy as there were times we either laughed or easily became emotional.

At the Trades Hall - Music Room and part of the MICF, James very early introduces us to his mum Colleen , when he first tells her “Mum, I like men”, with her immediate reaction being to walk over and close the room window.

There was acceptance and this was so when at Christmas, Colleen thinking he was still with boyfriend Chris , penned a card wishing James and Chris a happy Christmas. Not knowing Chris was no longer, so the card went into the cupboard.

He spent time bringing to us the many signs of an abusive relationship, at times intense physical violence, injurious language.

In withstanding this he dismissed much of the abuse in the name of love, while citing the disturbing statistic that 1 in 3 LGBTQ+ relationships are abusive, which is often overlooked as it is just a queer relationship.

There were some jokes subtle as they were, such as “Have you heard about the Titanic, lots of ice but no drinks” and “I have slept with many men, about 50 but working on getting to 100 so I will get a card from the Queen”.

A very honest, enlightening performance of a personal experience that is too often readily dismissed by many in the community.

Review by Graeme

McCoubrie

Mott’s radio gig

■ Graham Mott, former 3AW General Manager, is taking on the Chief Executive Officer role at the Super Radio Network, taking over from Rhys Holleran. News Corp newspapers reported on Sunday that SRN isx up for sale. Mott first started work in radio as turntable operator in 1969, some 57 years ago.

MR SNOTBOTTOM HAS COMEDY FOR KIDS

■ Acclaimed family entertainer Mark Trenwith (Mr Snotbottom) is bridging the gap for families of kids and up from April 3 - 12 in his show Mr Snotbottom: P.Gee!’ at ACMI, Federation Square , aimed at adultish children and childish adults.

Toeing the line between clean and chaotic Trenwith is offering a show teenagers and grandmas can both enjoy in a physical comedy that’s both harmless and hectic, frantic but fun.

This festival, Trenwith is growing with the audience who have enjoyed his antics to present a comedy that’s less about the ‘Pee’ and more about the ‘Gee.’

“P.G. shows are often limited to circus, magic or music,” says Trenwith . “This show is for people who want pure comedy that all kinds of people can enjoy! Something that’s irreverent but inoffensive in equal measures.”

Where: ACMI, Federation Square, Swanston St, Melbourne

When: April 3 - 12, 2:00pm

Tickets: Full Price $29.00, Concession 25.00, Family x4, $96.00, Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au

Cheryl Threadgold

Space Comedy

■ Space Comedy is one of many shows being presented at the Motley Wherehouse.

The venue, once the home of a pet shop, is temporarily housing many individual comedy acts on two floors. It is rough with a festival and dystopian character.

I was 90-minutes early to the venue yet missed the start of the show. The bar and entrance foyer on the ground floor would benefit from A-frame blackboards clearly signing shows and times and performance spaces.

One dedicated to downstairs shows and one pointing shows upstairs. This would immediately orient both patrons and volunteers apprising them of everything going on.

I was told when I asked, the show would be announced. I asked again closer to show start and told the same thing. It wasn’t announced downstairs but may have been announced upstairs. Finally I asked again and was told it had started and was upstairs.

My recommendation for anyone attending any show at Motley Wherehaus in Queen St, not to be confused with the Motley Bauhaus which is an existing venue in Elgin St in Carlton also hosting acts for the festival, is to find the space assigned to your show and watch the doors.

Please don’t take frustrations out on staff and volunteers. People go above and beyond to set up festivals often at great personal cost in time and money. For arts to continue we need to maintain understanding for the balancing act they have between their passion to provide us with creative experiences, and being able to live and survive.

★ First impressions

Lost in Space we navigated the venue to walk into the Space Comedy and conspicuously interrupt the flow of the show. Without missing a beat, from the stage, Rao Mousupalli provides us a personal summary of what we have missed in the show so far.

Either the spaceship intimacy of the performance area or an easy going captain style, there was no hint or element of judgement or shaming at our late entrance, that some comedians fall back on during interruptions, we were simply included.

The performance Rao’s geeky style creates an incredibly safe and unthreatening “spaceship” to travel on his fantasy in. It was free of fear and competition between audience and comedian, even more of an achievement with the usual low numbers on a preview night that often heighten tension.

Structure

Imagining a tour in a spaceship we are taken through space to sightsee the formation of planets while life anecdotes bounce off astrological metaphors.

The show is highly interactive. With stars as ‘ Rorschach Tests’ and ‘ Goldilocks’ porridge” a way to illustrate the perfect planet, these are used by Rao to build connection with the audience and breakdown the audience performer divide.

Participation is extremely relaxed and comfortable and unavoidable with lots of room for Rao to riff off the audience and visa versa.

It is hard to overstate how unthreatening the atmosphere is which includes the use of play-dough, given to the audience to throw at a model of a gaseous cluster demonstrating planet formation. Given show structure and Rao’s style, “different every night” certainly applies.

Space Comedy, despite its audience participation, doesn’t require any great personal discomfort. It will be will be up to you, the audience, what the show becomes each night. This show is a fast 45-minUTE fantasy trip which, as the audience you become the co-guides of.

What I walked away with at the end of the show was a wry bemused smile and having experienced spontaneous community. Two very rare and important experiences in current times.

Recommendation: Make a night of it and see two or more shows at the Wherehouse given staggered starts of roughly FOUR session times from 6pm. Of course check the show duration and allow yourself a small break between shows.

Venue: The Candy Room (Upstairs) Motley Wherehaus, 432 Queen Street Melbourne

Dates and times: Until April 5th at 7.45 pm

Bookings: Space Comedy - comedy festival.com.au

Duration: 45-60 minutes

Tickets: $16.88 - $30.20

Parking: Queen Victoria car park and some council parking to the north becomes free in some after 6:30pm Public Transport: Trams Elizabeth St and Victoria St. Sebastian Gunner

What’s On Mel McGlensey

■ Mel McGlensey’s Comedy Festival offering is a clever and chaotic exploration of what it means to be “normal”or not. Framed as a dystopian simulation, the premise is intriguing: Mel is held captive while a robotic impersonator, Nor-Mel , informs her and the audience that her freedom can only be achieved by performing a series of scenarios that random members of the audience must judge on a normality scale of 1-10 (1 being very normal - we think).

The structure is simple but highly effective. Each round presents three possible scene titles, with the loudest audience reaction determining which scenario the ‘real’ Mel will perform. The challenges escalate into increasingly absurd, unpredictable, and gleefully bizarre territory.

From impersonating a “skinny bitch” to embodying a T-Rex (with a cheeky twist on what the “T” really stands for) and delivering a decidedly not-normal chicken-and-egg sketch, the show revels in its sheer unpredictability. And McGlensey handles everything thrown at her with confident humour and embraces the absurdity with an infectious sense of fun.

Despite its reliance on audience participation, the interactions never feel threatening. Instead, the constant interplay between Mel, Nor-Mel and the audience keeps the energy buoyant and engaging.

On this particular preview night there were a few technical hiccups, which McGlensey acknowledged with disarming honesty. Rather than detracting from the experience, these moments added to the show’s raw charm, with McGlensey assuring the audience that things would tighten as the run continues.

With a strong creative team behind her - co-creator and technical designer Douglas Wilson , and director Sharnema Nougar - McGlensey delivers an hour of bold, high-energy clowning that is as inventive as it is entertaining.

Performance dates: Tues.-Sat. until April 19

Venue: Chinese Museum, Jade Room Cost: $26-$34

Bookings: https://www.comedyfestival. com.au

Beth Klein

Othello

■ The stage direction by Tom Morris of Othello at the Theatre Royal Hay-market is supremely efficient, the cast more than competent in their projection of character and delivery of lines, and all this comes across with added touches in the filmed version directed by Tim Van Someran.

The set design ( Ti Green ) with judicious use of arches and simple projections along with the lighting ( Rich Howell ) adds dimension with the tempest at sea almost becoming a metaphor for the domestic turmoil to be faced by Othello (David Harewood) and Desdemona (Caitlin Fitzgerald)

Toby Jones as Iago captures the insidiousness of his character’s malevolence with superb responses and characterisations from the ensemble. This is a true and honest rendering of Shakespeare’s work.

The filmed version of this staging has crafted cuts and close-ups to bring the modes of stage and screen together.

A wink from Othello or an aside from Iago is depicted in a detail a theatre audience may miss.

But, conversely, the film, for all its crafting, cannot catch the feel of an audience as it views the work. The collective breath of an audience and its reactions become part of the theatrical experience – it is why we go to the theatre.

The costuming is contemporary; army fatigues and pistols, but there is no attempt to insinuate a modern political message. Indeed, the play is about human frailty brought about by suspicion and insecurity. The stage version would have been a delight to see but, for those wanting to see a well paced, proficient and professional interpretation, this film is more than sufficient.

In Australian Cinemas now. Review by David McLean

Places To Go

Travel Briefs

River Heads Blues on Sep. 12

■ Save the date for River Heads Blues celebrating Women ‘n Blues coming in hot on September 12 at Fraser Coast RV Park. Secure your campsite now to avoid disappointment.

The inaugural River Heads Blues will feature Vix and the Slick chicks, an all female group; Olivia Ruth; Lini; Rhubarb Tarts; Jacqui Walker Band; Sugar Game; Donna Hourigan Band ; and Miz Bully Band

Why not stay longer to catch the whales and the Sounds of Rock concert is on the following weekend.

Everything is BYO - they have a kitchen and laundry, hot showers, flushing toilets. They are dog friendly and wheelchair friendly.

Live music is from 11am to 9pm - Adults $100, children $40, (includes camping site + live music) additional nights $20 and $5. https:// www.frasercoastrvpark.com.au/ river-heads-blues

VISITORS SPEND BIG ACROSS VICTORIA

■ Tourists are spending more in Victoria than ever before, boosting the visitor economy, local businesses and jobs.

Minister Steve Dimopoulos announced that the visitor spend has hit a record high of $46.7 billion.

Continued growth in overseas visitors, the packed calendar of major events and partnerships with Melbourne Airport have driven the result.

Latest data from Tourism Research Australia’s Domestic Tourism Statistics and International Visitor Survey shows international visitors spent seven per cent more, year on year, hitting $9.7 billion.

This includes a record $840 million spend in regional areas – up 30 per cent.

China remains our the market with visitors spending $3.2 billion last year – up 19.7 per cent on 2024.

The growth aligns with the state’s new China Strategy and Visit Victoria’s ‘Every bit differ-

ent’ marketing push. Melbourne also kept its title as the top destination for overnight interstate leisure travellers, with 3.5 million visitors staying a total of 13 million nights in the city and spending $5.9 billion.

The figures capture the 12 months to the end of December 2025, including a blockbuster finish to the year which included the Australian Open golf featuring Rory McIlroy , the Boxing Day Test , the opening of NGV’s Westwood/Kawakubo exhibition and the NBA x NBL Melbourne series featuring the New Orleans Pelicans Delta Air Lines, Shenzhen Airlines and Hong Kong Airlines all began services to Melbourne in December – providing an extra 270,000 seats per year in and out of Victoria

In 2025, Greater Melbourne sold a record 12.1 million hotel room nights – an increase of approximately 680,000 rooms on 2024 levels, with 11 out of 12 months of the year

Eco Tourism 100 years

■ Australia’s oldest familyowned ecotourism retreat, O’Reilly’s Rainforest Retreat in the Scenic Rim in Queensland, is turning 100 this year, a milestone that celebrates a century of adventure, innovation, and a deep connection to nature.

Since 1926, when the O’Reilly family opened their remote guesthouse in the heart of Lamington National Park, they’ve been pioneers of sustainable, immersive experiences for nature lovers.

Today, run by third and fourth generation family members, the multi-award-winning retreat remains a beacon of eco-tourism, home to Australia’s first-ever treetop walkway and a legacy that spans generations.

O’Reilly’s is rolling out a year-long program of events, installations, guided walks, and special promotions. The celebrations kicked off with a launch at O’Reilly’s Canungra Valley Vineyards on Sunday, March 8.

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Embark on an extraordinary journey with CURIOSITY: Building Breakthroughs in LEGO® Bricks, a bold collaboration between Bendigo Art Gallery and Discovery Science & Technology Centre. Explore science, technology, engineering, and maths through spectacular LEGO® creations by Ryan ‘Brickman’ McNaught.

@ Discovery Science & Technology Centre 7 Railway Place, Bendigo VIC 3550. 3 March - 29 November 2026 Tickets via the website: https://discovery.asn.au/exhibit/curiosity

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2026

Bush Telegraph Whiparound

Anger at Vodafone

■ The National Rural Health Alliance has joined the Rural, Regional and Remote Communications Coalition in critique of a recent Vodafone campaign.

“We are disappointed in Vodafone and their messaging and mocking of rural Australians, given how heavily Australia relies on rural communities who are already underfunded and under-serviced, including in telecommunications.”

Chair appointed

■ AgriFutures Australia has appointed Jonathan D’Arcy as Chair of the Thoroughbred Horses Program Advisory Panel, bringing more than 45 years of experience across the Australian Thoroughbred industry to the role.

Mr D’Arcy is an existing member of the Thoroughbred Horses Program Advisory Panel and has worked closely with AgriFutures Australia and industry stakeholders to help guide the Program’s research, development and extension investments.

Fair deal failure

■ Nicholls MHR Sam Birrell says that the Albanese Government has failed to secure a fair deal for Australian farms in an Australia-European Union Free Trade Agreement that has been slammed by agricultural organisations.

MOVE TO SAVE FUEL WELCOMED BY VFF

■ Victorian Farmers Federation President, Brett Hosking, said farmers welcome the announcement by the Premier to make public transport free, following calls from the farming community."

"With fuel still under pressure, free public transport is one of the few practical levers available to help Victorians conserve fuel and save money,” Mr Hosking said.

"If Victorians make the switch, it can make a real difference. Every commuter who leaves their car at home frees up fuel for the essential, time-critical work that keeps Victorians fed, whether that’s ensuring livestock are fed and cared for, or getting crops in the ground.

"We’re grateful the Premier has listened and acted. This is not a silver bullet and must be one of many levers pulled to navigate this crisis.

"The VFF will continue to work closely with state and federal governments on further steps in the coming days and weeks."

Public transport will be free in Victoria across metropolitan and V/Line services in the month of April.

The Victorian Government said it was a strictly temporary measure to help with the cost of living as petrol prices climb.The Victorian Greens called for the government to implement free public transport to provide cost-of-living relief.

Confidence weakens

■ Victorian farmer confidence weakened in the first quarter of 2026, with the quarter one Rabobank Rural Confidence Survey showing concerns about high input costs were weighing on sector sentiment even prior to the current Middle East conflict.

The survey saw Victoria’s net rural confidence fall to -3 per cent, down sharply from 24 per cent in the previous quarter, as more farmers anticipated tougher farm business conditions ahead.

Centre for Excellence

■ A future Liberal and Nationals Government has promised to invest $15 million to establish the Nursery & Garden Industry Victoria Horticulture Centre of Excellence, building workforce capability, strengthening food production, and developing solutions to restore Victoria’s urban tree canopy.

Avocado support

■ The Australian avocado industry has launched an Australian-first trial of a retail ripeness scanner to support domestic demand growth by addressing top frustrations for growers, consumers and retailers. The Avocado Retail Ripeness Scanner aims to support consumers to confidently choose avocados at their desired ripeness stage.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 1, 2026

Planned burning

■ Forest Fire Management Victoria will take advantage of favourable weather and forest conditions across the state to help reduce the risk of bushfires.

FFMVic Deputy Chief Fire Officer Tamara Beckett said planned burning is one of the most important tools firefighters use to reduce the size, intensity and impact of future bushfires.

“Reducing fuels like grass, leaves, bark, shrubs and small fallen branches means fires burn less intensely, spread more slowly and are safer for our firefighters to control,” she said.

“Autumn is generally the best time for planned burns because the weather is more stable and fire behaviour is easier to predict.”

Funds shortage

■ “Longwood farmers are sounding the alarm over what they say is a "shortage of funds" stalling the restoration of 880 kilometres of containment lines following the state's devastating bushfires in January,” reports Stock&Land.

“While the Country Fire Authority insists the State Government has provided sufficient funding for the massive recovery effort, some landholders in the state's northeast say they have been waiting three months for contractors to repair cut fences and bulldozed tracks.” "There are sufficient funds for these works," said CFA acting chief officer Alen Slijepcevic

60 ATTEND FIRES RECOVERY B’FAST

■ More than 60 attendees gathered at the Delatite Hotel in Mansfield for the Bushfire Recovery Breakfast on Tuesday (Mar. 24).

The turnout highlighted the significance of the impact of the 2026 Victorian bushfire season on the business community and also the community’s determination to work together towards recovery.

Hosted by Mansfield Shire Council in partnership with Delatite Chamber of Commerce, the breakfast brought together businesses from throughout the shire to hear from guest speakers who provided updates on where support for businesses can be found.

Mansfield Mayor Cr Steve Rabie, who opened the event, acknowledged how important it is to stand shoulder to shoulder at a time like this.

“It was an early start for local business owners from sectors including agriculture, tourism, retail, education, security and hospitality. But that didn’t stop them,” he said.

“I hope each and every one of the business owners who joined us at the Bushfire Recovery Breakfast took something away from the event. More than anything, I hope they walked away knowing Mansfield Shire Council is there for them and will remain there for them.

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Call on Federal Govt

■ Mount Alexander Shire Council has unanimously passed a motion calling on the Federal Government to establish a National Climate Compensation Fund, to cover the soaring costs of worsening climate disasters being borne by local councils and communities across Australia. It would be funded through a levy on major coal, oil and gas corporations.

Cr Lucas Maddock, who moved the motion, said: "It was only the luck of a wind change that meant the recent Ravenswood fire didn't reach our family home in Barkers Creek - we hear it was about five minutes off.

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“Everyone in this community is paying the high cost of climate change. The big polluting corporations are causing this damage and must pay their fair share."

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One of the smartest long haul journeys

■ For travellers looking to go further without sacrificing comfort, time or value, South Africa is emerging as one of the smartest long-haul luxury escapes on the market right now.

At a time when many international holidays involve complex flight routings, stopovers and inflated on-ground costs, South Africa offers something increasingly rare in premium travel: direct access, genuine exclusivity and exceptional value in one trip.

For travellers departing from Europe, Australia or the United States, it is one of the few destinations where they can land in Johannesburg or Cape Town and be on their way to a world-class safari with minimal fuss.

According to Deon De Villiers, Founder of Safari Guru, simplicity is part of the appeal.

“Right now, South Africa is one of the few places where you can step onto a direct flight from Europe, Australia, or the USA and step off almost in safari mode –no Middle East detours, no airport marathons, just Johannesburg or Cape Town and straight into the bush,” said Mr De Villiers

“Unlike a traditional holiday, this ticket already includes the ‘entertainment’ –

twice-daily safari activities, including walking safaris, all your meals and drinks – and you’re sharing it with a handful of other guests, not a few thousand. For me, that combination of easy access, genuine value, and real exclusivity is exactly why an African safari is the smartest long-haul holiday you can book right now.”

Safari Guru is seeing strong appeal in South African itineraries that combine the wildlife-rich private reserves of Greater Kruger with optional city and landmark extensions, creating a long-haul holiday that delivers both wilderness immersion and cosmopolitan indulgence.

One standout itinerary pairs two distinctive private safari experiences in Greater Kruger

At Savanna Private Game Reserve in Sabi Sand, guests can expect an intimate, high-end lodge experience with classic suites, private plunge pools and exceptional Big Five viewing, particularly leopard, alongside polished guiding and service.

At Simbavati Waterside in Klaserie, the mood shifts to contemporary, relaxed luxury, with a stylish lodge overlooking a waterhole where guests can enjoy armchair game viewing from the deck as well as traditional game drives and walking safaris.

‘It’s remarkably easy to bolt on a few nights in Victoria Falls or Cape Town and swap your campfire for cocktails, rooftop bars and world-class restaurants’

Priced from ZAR133,735 per person, or approximately AUD11,630, USD8,360 or EUR7,150, excluding international and regional airfares, the itinerary reflects what Safari Guru believes is one of the strongest luxury-value propositions in long-haul travel today.

And for travellers wanting to turn a safari into a broader Southern African escape, the journey does not need to end in the bush.

“An African safari doesn’t have to end in the bush,” said De Villiers. “It’s remarkably easy to bolt on a few nights in Victoria Falls or Cape Town and swap your campfire for cocktails, rooftop bars and worldclass restaurants – often for less than a big night out in Europe , thanks to the favourable exchange rate.

“Think top-class service and amenities, wine lists from heaven, and some of the world’s most iconic sights, but paying in Rand, not Euros or Dollars, which makes

that sunset dinner with Table Mountain or the spray of the Falls in the background feel like even better value.”

Optional add-ons include a stay at Palm River Hotel in Victoria Falls, an upscale yet relaxed Zambezi -front property with strong amenities and easy access to the full range of Falls experiences, and The Kensington Hotel in Cape Town, located in the leafy Gardens suburb within easy reach of the city’s restaurants, bars and major attractions.

Looking at the evolving luxury travel landscape, Safari Guru believes South Africa is answering several current traveller priorities at once: long-haul trips that feel worth the distance, premium experiences that still represent value, and highly exclusive holidays where space, privacy and access matter more than excess.

With private reserves, expertly guided wildlife encounters, seamless extensions to Cape Town or Victoria Falls , and favourable exchange rates still working in travellers’ favour, South Africa is becoming less of a niche safari choice and more of a compelling answer to the question many affluent travellers are now asking: where can I go long-haul and still feel I am getting something extraordinary for my money?

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Warrnambool “come and see the Whales in winter, The spectacular 12 Apostles on the Great Ocean Road only 1 hour from Warrnambool, Coastal town of Port Fairy, Mt Gambier and Limestone coast SA, Narrandera and the Riverina, NSW, so many destinations to choose from.

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DREAMING OF A COASTAL ESCAPE

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Located in Wattle Bank, just an 8-minute drive from Inverloch and its pristine beaches, our retreat provides a unique experience where open paddocks and bushland meet golden sand and blue seas. Nearby, explore local wineries, farm gates, and the iconic weekly Kongwak Sunday Market for a taste of the area’s best produce and recycled treasures.

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Leearna Shaw

■ Avid readers will know the feeling of running out of new books from favourite authors, and the delight of discovering a new writer who suits you down to the ground.

Such an author is Victorian writer Leearna Shaw , who has just released her debut novel, A Farm in Golden Clouds

The reader meets young widow Indi , who was transported with her husband Mike and two children from the city to a farm they fell in love with.

While Mike had a rural background, Manna Gum Farm was a totally new experience for Indi , but she fell in love with the life and the farm.

Before the novel opens, tragedy has struck with Mike being killed in a farming accident, and with the help of her supportive in-laws, Indi is trying to save the farm from repossession.

As a way of coping with grief, she kept a diary for the two years following Mike’s death, and with a friend’s help, it was submitted for publication and turns her into a published author doing book tours.

The other part of the plot is jaded film actor Ben, who is a solo Dad who hasn’t coped with the loss of his beloved wife and has lost his way both in his work and in connecting with his beloved small son.

Following the very believable trials of both solo parents rings true, and the problems aren’t glossed over – these are two flawed human beings doing their best, and when their paths cross it leads to a meeting of minds.

To explain more would be to spoil Leearna Shaw’s endearing tale.

A Farm in Golden Clouds by Leearna Shaw is published by Allen and Unwin and out now.

Julie Houghton

Vigil

■ Vigil is a new theatre work of scale by Outer Urban Projects that challenges how we navigate the world and who feels safe in it.

At its heart,Vigil asks the questions: What lives matter? Do our lives matter? It brings together visionary artists and communities to map the fault lines of belonging, race, gender and terror in the city’s everyday spaces.

Set on a tram moving through a city, Vigil sees some passengers haunted by war, exile and uprising. While others are on their way to a good night out on the town. They draw us into a place both personal and political.

Vigil boasts a compelling creative team: playwrights Bryan Andy, Kush Kuiy, Sahra Davoudi, Samah Sabawi and Patricia Cornelius

Premiere: April 22– May 3

Preview: Wed. Apr. 22, 7.30pm. Wed .–Sat., 7.30pm. Sun., 5pm 75 minutes, no interval

Thu. Apr. 30, 7.30pm: Auslan interpreting available on request

Venue: Arts House – North Melbourne Town Hall, 521 Queensberry St, North Melbourne

Tickets: Standard $40, Preview $25, Reduced $25. A transaction fee will be charged per order

Gas Light by Encore Theatre

■ Encore Theatre Company presents Gas Light by Patrick Hamilton, from April 24 to May 3 at the Clayton Community Centre Theatrette , Cooke St, Clayton

Directed by Kym Davies , murder and mystery loom in the air in this Victorian thriller as mysterious things have been happening in the Manningham household. Items go missing, their dog is injured and Mrs Manningham hears footsteps coming from the locked, uninhabited top floor.

Mrs Manningham fears she is going mad - that is certainly what Mr Manningham believes.

But when Detective Rough arrives one night to visit Mrs Manningham while she is alone, questions arise and secrets are revealed about her husband.

Suddenly, insanity is no longer the biggest threat she faces as she discovers she has married a dangerous man.

Performance Season: April 24, 25, 30, May 1, 2 at 7.30pm; April 26, May 2,3 at 2pm

Venue: Clayton Community Centre

Theatrette, 9-15 Cooke St, Clayton. Bookings: encoretheatre.com.au or 1300 739 099

● ● Jess Fuchs

■ Sydney comedian Jess Fuchs will present her show Feral until April 18 at Bard's Apothecary, 24 Crossley St, Melbourne .

In this new show, Jess turns on-stage heckling, off-stage gossip and the everyday absurdities of life into an unpredictable Melbourne International Comedy Festival observant, irreverent show.

A regular host at The Comedy Store and a seasoned performer at top comedy clubs worldwide, Jess has opened for international acts including Fortune Feimster, Gianmarco Soresi and Morgan Jay

Performance Details: Until April 18

Venue: Bard's Apothecary, 24 Crossley St., Melbourne.

Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au

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Beyond The Neck

■ Beyond The Neck recounts the trauma of the massacre at Port Arthur some 10 years after the event.

Four nameless individuals are profoundly affected by what occurred because one witnessed the events ( Francis Greenslade ), because one is in denial, ( Emmaline Carroll Southwell ), because one fabricates a false reality ( Cassidy Dunn) or because one is too immature to appreciate the full impact of what happened ( Freddy Collyer ).

More Auditions

■ Malvern Theatre Company: When the Rain Stops Falling. May 3, 4 at 7.30pm at Malvern Theatre, 29 Burke Road, Malvern East. Director: Peter Newling. Audition enquiries: peter.newling@ gmail.com.

■ Melbourne French Theatre: Il était un petit navir (SOS), Save Our Savings (by Jean-Pierre Martinez) May 9 at 2pm, May 12 at 7pm at La Maison de Maître building, 203-205 Canning Street, Carlton. 7 actors required - 4 male/3 female. Director: Paul Wanis, Produced by Michel Bula. Fluent French-speaking actors only. melbournefrenchtheatre. org.au

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● ● Paul Wanis as Jack Manningham and Freya Timmer-Arends (Bella) in Gas Light

Playwright Tom Holloway has four distinct narratives working simultaneously but he also allows the performers to step out of character to keep each individual’s narrative on track.

This dramatic styling concentrates the audience’s attention on each individual’s retelling. There are hints of a counselling session being conducted but each individual has to come to terms with his or her own psychological pain.

The depth of each person’s angst is in both the writing and the performers’ ability to make that suffering real. As such, it makes for intense and relentless viewing.

The set (Emma Ashton ) is profoundly simple; four chairs, a proscribed floor space, and the controversial Pople landscape of Port Arthur as a backdrop.

As such, the actors carry the weight; their interaction critical to the pace of the production.

Suzanne Chaundy’s direction uses those chairs to suggest the moment – the isolation, car journeys and the café. And Holloway’s writing insinuates possible explanations for the event in the young boy’s immaturity and isolation played perfectly by Collyer.

This is not easy viewing given the subject matter, but the crafting of the work rounds on the restoration of a simple humanity where the child is listened to, where the old man is heard, where reality overcomes denial and where truth finds a path.

These simple things affirm our faith in humanity even after the inexplicable. This work is fiercely Australian in its setting but also brutally prescient given world affairs where the inexplicable seems to be more and more normalized.

Performance Season: Until April 4 Venue: Theatre Works, St Kilda Bookings: theatreworks.org.au

Review by David McLean

Linden New Art

■ The year 2026 marks a significant milestone for Linden New Art as the organisation celebrates 40 years at the heart of Melbourne’s contemporary art landscape.

To commemorate this anniversary, the gallery has opened two major exhibitions, running until May 17:

The first is Time Moves Through These Walls, an exhibition which reflects on Linden’s formative first decade and its history as a space for artistic experimentation.

It features significant new works by artists including Ernie Althoff, Carolyn Eskdale, Raafat Ishak, Callum Morton, Rose Nolan, Robbie Rowlands, Mitch Mahoney, Fiona Abicare and Ry Haskings

The second major exhibition is Maree Clarke , Long Journey Home: We Are Still Here

Commissioned for the building’s heritage façade, this mesh banner installation by leading Yorta Yorta/Wamba Wamba/ Mutti Mutti/Boonwurrung artist Maree Clarke revisits an image from her iconic photographic series.

The work depicts family members on the shore of Port Phillip Bay , exploring the building’s colonial history as a ghostly presence.

Exhibition Venue: Linden New Art, Bunurong Boon Wurrung Country, 26 Acland St, St Kilda.

Date: Until May 17.

Further information: www.lindenarts.org

Cheryl Threadgold

Shows

■ Burwood Student Theatre Company: Macbeth (by William Shakespeare) April 9 – 11 at Vermont Secondary College, 27-63 Morack Rd., Vermont. Director: Matthew Carcassi. Bookings: burwoodstudenttheatrecompany@gmail.com

■ Windmill Theatre Company: Frozen Jr April 6 – 19 at the Cranbourne Community Theare, Brunt St., Cranbourne. Bookings: Trybooking.

■ The 1812 Theatre: Summer of the Aliens (by Louis Nowra) April 9 – May 2 at The 1812 Theatre, Rose St., Upper Ferntree Gully. Director: Liam Mitchinson. Bookings: 1812theatre.com. au or 9758 3964.

■ Ballarat National Theatre: The Dog Logs (by C.J. Johnson) April 10 – 19 at the Ballarat Mechanics’ Institute, 117 Sturt St., Ballarat. Director: Gin O’Brien. Bookings: bnt.org.au

■ Frankston Theatre Group: The Cherry Orchard (by Anton Chekhov) April 10 – 19 at Frankston High School Performing Arts Theatre, Foot St., Frankston. Director: Tim Gilmour. Bookings: Trybooking or 0437 117 881.

■ Ballarat National Theatre: The Dog Logs (Monologues by Dogs as told by C J Johnson) April 10 – 19 at the Ballarat Mechanics’ Institute, 117 – 119 Sturt St., Ballarat. Director: Gin O’Brien. Bookings: events.humanitix.com/bnt-thedog-logs

■ The Basin Theatre Group: Switzerland (by Joanna Murray-Smith) April 16

– 26 at The Basin Theatre, Doongalla Rd., The Basin. Director: Sharon Maine. Bookings: thebasin.sales.ticketsearch. com/sales/sales 0494 065 006 tickets@thebasintheatre.au

■ Geelong Repertory Theatre Company: Two Brothers (by Hannie Rayson) April 17 – May 2 at the Woodbin Theatre, 15 Coronation St., Geelong West. Director: Ben Crowley. Bookings: Geelong Arts Centre 1300 251 200 geelongartscentre.org.au

■ Malvern Theatre Company: The Visit (by Friedrich Dürrenmatt) April 17 –May 2 at 29a Burke Rd., Malvern East. Director: Andrew Ferguson. Bookings: malverntheatre.com.au

■ Encore Theatre Company: Gaslight (Written by Patrick Hamilton). April 24 – May 3 at the Clayton Theatrette, Cooke St., Clayton. Director: Kym Davies. Bookings: encoretheatre.com.au

■ Williamstown Little Theatre: Lovesong (by Abi Morgan) April 22 –May 9 at Williamstown Little Theatre, 2-4 Albert St., Williamstown. Director: Vicki Smith. Bookings: wlt.org.au/booktickets

■ Lilydale Athenaeum Theatre Company: the Female of the Specials (by Joanna Murray-Smith) April 23 – May 9 at the Lilydale Mechanics’ Institute, Castella St., Lilydale. Director: Fiona M. Carter. Bookings: lilydaleatc.com

■ Heidelberg Theatre Company: The Girl on the Train (Based on the bestselling novel by Paula Hawkins and DreamWorks film. Adapted by Rachel Wagstaff and Duncan Abel) April 24 –May 9 at 36 Turnham Ave., Rosanna. Bookings: htc.org.au

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Auditions

■ The 1812 Theatre: Switzerland (by Joanna Murray-Smith) April 1 at 7.30pm at 3 Rose St., Ferntree Gully. Director: Andrew Ferguson. Audition Bookings: afconsulting@bigpond.com

■ Williamstown Little Theatre: Looped (by Matthew Lombardo) April 6, 7 from 7pm-10pm at 2 Albert St., Williamstown. Director: Loretta Bishop. Audition bookings: retbish68@gmail.com.

■ Avid Theatre and The 1812 Theatre: Closer (by Patrick Marber) April 7 and 9, 6.30pm-9.30pm at 312 St Kilda Rd., Southbank. Callbacks April 14. Applications close 31 March. Director: Michael Fenemore. Audition booking: mav metropolis@hotmail.com

■ Fab Nobs Theatre: Matilda Jr. April 7, 9, 12 at 33 Industry Place, Bayswater. Co-Directors: Maeghan McKenzie and Dean Robinson; Musical Director: Sally McKenzie; Choreographer: Alivia Dennis. Audition Bookings: fabnobstheatre. com.au

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Fuccbois – Live in Concert

■ With each pelvic thrust, sexual pun, wink and gesture, we find ourselves immersed in the juvenile, callow and clueless world of the world’s biggest boy band in Bridie Connell’s, Fuccbois: Live in Concert

This is a masterful compilation of original songs in a variety of styles that expose the cultural misogyny perpetuated by such groups.

The arc of the show has the band unravelling only to reform having never learnt their lesson and having never grown up even though their stupidity and indifference to women – despite their protestations to the contrary – are made apparent.

Connell, (Brendan), Vidya Makan (Brandon), Megan Walshe (Tyler) and Clara Harrison (Also Brendan) play the adolescent ensemble with Orya Golgowsky (Mikayla) their road manager.

Their impersonation of infantile men is priceless but, as performers, their routines choreographed by Jamie Winbank are exact and precise.

This cast can also sing; their harmonies and familiarity with diverse musical genres brilliant.

Director Richard Carroll has also brought out the personal narrative of each of the characters that interweave through the performance.

The comedy lies not only in women impersonating so called men but in the demonstration of how misogyny remains extant.

The audience are manipulated at one point in the middle of an Irish ballad and learn what it is to be gaslighted.

And the silence after the band has been eviscerated by the road manager is priceless. The band has been told the truth. The moment hangs but resonates endlessly. Connell’s point has been dramatically put on show.

Fuccbois is a perfect contribution to the Melbourne Comedy Festival this year as its underlying message and the way it has been delivered illustrates the power of comedy to alert communities to the social challenges we face in a manner that is disarming and funny but ever so entertaining and ever so powerful.

Until April 5

The Show Room, Arts Centre Melbourne comedyfestival.com.au

Review by David McLean

West Gate

■ Dennis McIntosh’s West Gate, a play about Australia’s worst industrial disaster, is a moving tribute to the men who worked and died on the bridge and to those left behind. Opening and closing with a roll call, all of the 35 workers lost in the tragedy are named and remembered.

Christina Smith’s ominous, shadow-filled set design brings amazing clarity to the scale and danger involved in building a bridge that, at the time, was the largest ever built in the world.

The set and tech are almost characters in their own right.

A vertical concrete slab dominates the stage, monolithic in stature and eerily reminiscent of Kubrick’s 2001

Greater intelligence is responsible for the bridge design, and questioning by those at much lower rungs of responsibility will not be tolerated.

There is a distinct “us and them” vibe between management and the men at the coalface, with class distinctions ever-present.

Director Iain Sinclair reveals design flaws and shortcuts through clashes between engineers McAlister (Peter Houghton), Coo-

per (Ben Walter) , and company chief Stevenson (Paul English)

Both Rohan Nichol as foreman Pat and Simon Maiden as Vinny drive home the stakes, dealing with an enormous construction challenge.

Camaraderie among the workers develops over beers and grappa.

Kelly Ryall’s sound design does much to emulate crowded pubs and boisterous union meetings.

The heart of the play is the workers themselves.

Steve Bastoni is excellent as happy-go-lucky, Italian immigrant welder Victor , taking ‘Ten Pound Pom’ Young Scrapper (Darcy Kent ) under his wing.

Kent is equally impressive, grappling with an emotional journey from bravado to grief.

The moment the bridge fails is a stunning feat of theatrical shock and awe, made visceral by Ryall’s soundscape of twisting metal-onmetal, scraping and screeching, followed by explosive, thunderous collapse.

Performance Season: Until April 18 Venue: Southbank Theatre, The Sumner Bookings: mtc.com.au

Review by Kathryn Keeble

Eisteddfod by the Bay

■ Eisteddfod by the Bay is proud to be honouring the 71st eisteddfod this year. Formerly the Mordialloc Eisteddfod it was established in 1955.

It is appropriate firstly to recognise and reflect on the volunteers who have given admirable devotion to public service, especially the performing arts, nurturing performers and giving them the opportunities to learn.

Five separate sections are offered: Speech and Drama, Choral Festival, Junior Vocal (under 16), Senior Classical Vocal (16 years and over) and Pianoforte.

Secondly, a special mention to committees and conveners, who have given loyal devotion to advocate and work tirelessly for young actors, singers and pianists and to enthusiastic volunteers who give their time to work “on the day” and “on the night”.

Eisteddfod by the Bay is grateful to have offered an eisteddfod annually, even during COVID and Lockdown when sections wer run using Zoom. This gave pleasure and was appreciated by competitors, as it provided a platform to perform and receive a critique from a professional adjudicator.

A little history – Mordialloc Eisteddfod/ Eisteddfod by the Bay had a huge dancing section which ran over seven weekends. It attracted large numbers of dancers from dancing schools over Greater Melbourne.

When tyhe entity became incorporated the name changed to Eisteddfod by the Bay Inc. There are many who still refer to the Mordialloc Eisteddfod

It belongs to The Australian Eisteddfod Society Australia . This allows all eisteddfods to engage in conversation with all members.

AES A provides opportunities to meet online, attend conferences,

and post updates on the AESA Facebook page.

In the current environment all eisteddfods are facing challenges. Eisteddfod by the Bay is passionate to continue to offer a high standard of excellence.

www.eisteddfodbythebay.com.au Jill Page

Little Miss Typecast

■ Chloe Halley knew from a very young age that she wanted to be a child star — she just didn’t realisehow difficult it would be to shake being typecast as an eightyear-old - she played Brigitta von Trapp in The Sound of Music four times - even after turning 18.

Little Miss Typecast is a hilarious, high-energy hour of song, dance and storytelling. Halley’s pantomime-style portrayal of her attempts to break into the world of theatre is a delight.

She delivers one-liners with effortless comic timing, embodying all the hallmarks of a self-proclaimed child prodigy (and triple threat): tantrums, delusions of grandeur, and an unshakeable belief in her own brilliance — despite never quite landing a lead role at her local amateur theatre company in Canberra . Her wide-eyed ambitions don’t improve much upon arriving in Melbourne.

Halley is infectious, cheeky and undeniably talented.

She weaves musical hits from Annie, The Sound of Music, Wicked and of course, Frozen into the show with clever segues, showcasing a strong and versatile voice.

Her on-stage antics — and eventual transformation into an adult performer — are genuinely jawdropping, with humour infused into every moment.

The use of props and backing tracks works well, while direction by Dom Hennequin, alongside Associate Director and Creative Consultant Dolly Diamond , ensures the show is tightly constructed and consistently engaging. It moves at a confident, well-paced clip.

The upstairs stage at Motley Wherehaus in Queen St is small and intimate, but Halley embraces the audience's close proximity with ease.

There were no signs of opening night nerves — just a performer with flair. She deserves a bigger stage.

By the end of this sharp 60minute set, Halley firmly establishes herself as a compelling performer — and one to watch. Little Miss Typecast is highly recommended.

Review by Beth Klein

Piip and Tuut

■ Internationally acclaimed Estonian clown duo Piip and Tuut premiere in Melbourne at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival with a high-energy show for all ages, Piip and Tuut at Concert

Playing at ACMI, Gandel Lab in Federation Square , this limited season is running until April 12.

Piip and Tuut are known for their mischievous, chaotic and fastpaced comedy including acrobatics, slapstick humour, live music and audience interaction.

Piip and Tuut are said to bring a rare style of visual comedy that transcends language and generations.

Tickets are available via comedyfestival.com.au/browseshows/piip-and-tuut-theatre

Performance Season: Until April 12

Venue: ACMI – Gandel Lab –Federation Square Website: comedyfestival.com.au/ browse-shows/piip-and-tuut-theatre Cheryl Threadgold

Rourke’s Reviews

Father Mother Sister Brother

■ (M). 110 minutes. Opens in selected cinemas April 2.

Jim Jarmusch’s latest film will confound and frustrate many, but for fans of this highly individualistic filmmaker, this is a rather wonderful endeavour that sees him observe familial rituals in his typically low-key manner.

Broken into three sections, the first looks at the relationship between a father ( Jarmusch regular Tom Waits ) and his two grown children, Jeff (Adam Driver) and Emily (Mayim Bialik) , who are visiting him for the first time in a while at his remote, snowbound house; the second, set in Dublin sees a mother, Catherine (Charlotte Rampling) setting everything up for the annual catch up with her grown daughters, Timothea (Cate Blanchett) and Lilith (Vicky Krieps) ; the final section involves adult twin siblings Skye (Indya Moore) and Billy (Luka Sabbat) , who are in Paris to finalise matters after the death of their parents in a plane crash.

Jarmusch , as usual revels in the small details, asking us to put together a bigger picture through little behavioural asides and silences.

Acceptable, almost sterile routine is preferred over messier, but loving, engagement, which isn’t fully realised until loved ones are gone.

Jarmusch presents these people in a way that will have viewers reacting in a very personal way.

He is very much in NightOn Earth mode. Performances are terrific, with the impressive cast all in tune with Jarmusch’s script.

RATING - ****

Hoppers

■ (PG). 105 minutes. Now showing in cinemas.

A huge return to form for Pixar , whose output has been, to put it mildly, very hit-andmiss over the last 15 years (the best recently have been Inside Out 2 and Turning Red), this a beautiful blend of heart and humour.

The story centres on Mabel (Piper Curda) , who from a young age has passionately tried to protect and free animals.

Aged 19 and at college, Mabel , highly influenced by her late grandmother ( Karen Huie ), wants to save the local glade from Mayor Jerry Generazzo (Jon Hamm) , who is about to demolish to build a new freeway.

Stumbling onto a secret experiment by her science lecturer D Sam (Kathy Najimy), where her and a small team have managed to create animal robots, which the person’s mind can then be transferred into it, Mabel grabs a beaver, goes through the mind transfer process, and escapes into the woods.

It isn’t long before Mabel meets George , a beaver who has become king of the animals in the local area, and they soon become friends.

The two will team up and try to stop the Jerry’s freeway plan, but things don’t go to plan.

This harks back to the best

RATING - ****½

BTS The Comeback Live:

Arirang

■ (G). 65 minutes. Now available on Netflix.

The global phenomenon return after a four year hiatus, due to the members’ compulsory military service, to confidently perform their new album in front of 104,000 adoring fans at Gwanghwamun Palace

The concert is massive, looking like it takes up half the city, but what is not lost is the group’s ability to thrill and entertain.

Live streamed on the night to 190 countries (including, oddly, South Korea , which looks like it hurt crowd numbers, as big as they were), this is a terrific way to hear BTS’s new album, Arirang, with numbers like Aliens, FYA and the first single Swim, scoring highly.

The downside is that the special is very short, only going an hour (a K-Pop concert normally goes between 2 1½ and 3 hours). Thankfully, the Live Stream concerts screening in cinemas on April 11-12 and 18-19, will go the full three hours.

Most sessions have already sold out, so get in quick if you want to go.

RATING - ****

Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come

■ (MA). 108 minutes. Now showing in cinemas.

A bigger scale rehash of the first film, this belated sequel to the 2019 original is predictable, protracted stuff, a definite disappointment as Ready Or Not was such a surprisingly fun hit.

This time around, Grace (Samara Weaving), instead of fighting one satan-worshipping family, now battles four, and instead of just one target, it’s two, with Grace’s sister Faith (Kathryn Newton) now part of the mayhem.

The prize this time is nothing less than the control of the entire planet.

Directors Tyler Gillett and Matt Bettinelli-Olpin go bigger and gorier, but almost everything falls flat, with dull supporting characters and repetitive, overly familiar material.

Like their misfire Abigail, this goes on too long as well. The film’s best assets are Weaving and Newton ( Elijah Wood is amusing, and there is a nice cameo by David Cronenberg ).

RATING - **

Aaron Rourke of Pixar, which created an intelligent, relatable humanity, combining it with hilarious comedy. Every element hits the bullseye, and the voice cast are outstanding.

■ I have to confess that throughout my lifetime I have perfected my version of the ‘Tarzan call’.

This was the result of sitting in picture theatres as a child on Saturday afternoons absolutely engrossed in watching films starring my hero Johnny Weismuller as Tarzan swung through the jungle on those vines to save ‘Jane ’ and ‘Boy ’.

Peter Jonas (John) Weissmuller was born in Hungry in 1904. His family emigrated to America and settled in Chicago. Johnny became a very good swimmer with an unusual style and by the time he was 12 he was swimming in the YMCA team.

He represented the USA in the 1924 and 1928 Olympic Games, winning a total of five Gold medals and one Bronze.

In 1931 Johnny was invited to screen test for the role of Tarzan in the MGM film based on the popular books by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

Johnny got the role and Tarzan the Ape Man was released in 1932. He starred opposite Maureen O’Sullivan (mother of Mia Farrow ) and the film was a box office smash.

Johnny had minimal dialogue to deliver in the film, he looked great and the public loved him, but he apparently was a “ladies man”.

Esther Williams told me in a radio interview that whilst working with Johnny during 1940 in Billy Rose’s Aquacade she had to keep him at “arms length”.

Whatever Happened to ... Johnny Weissmuller

By Kevin Trask of 3AW and 96.5 Inner FM

Johnny was married six times and had three children. His series of Tarzan films included Tarzan and his Mate, Tarzan Finds a Son, Tarzan’s Desert Mystery, Tarzan Triumphs and Tarzan’s New York Adventure

In the 1950s Johnny starred in the television series Jungle Jim

One of his last public appearances was on The David Frost Show in 1969.

In 1970 he attended the Commonwealth Games in Jamaica where he was presented to Queen Elizabeth

His last screen role in 1976 was a small cameo in the film Won Ton Ton, The Dog That Saved Hollywod.

His health deteriorated after a series of strokes in 1977 and he was placed in the Motion Picture and Television Home for

Actors where he could be heard delivering his famous ‘ Tarzan call ’ in the early hours of the morning. His wife later moved him to Acapulco, Mexico, where he died in 1984.

Johnny Sheffield, who played “Boy” in the Tarzan films, passed away in 2010.

If you look closely at the cover of The Beatles' record album, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, you will see

and Andrew McLaren. And on 96.5 FM That's Entertainment - Sundays at 12 Noon.

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CONTINUUM AT BURRINJA ART GALLERY

Theatre Extra

Scribbler

Eben launched Thorny Devil Theatre at Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2011 to a sell-out season and critical acclaim. Eben was then awarded Exceptional Emerging Artist funding to relocate to the US and work with an international theatre company on developing several shows to tour the globe.

After 'emerging' and having clocked the artistic world, Eben did what no one ever expected: he retreated from his artistic pursuits to pursue his dream job of sitting behind a desk and complaining about a sore neck from time to time.

Now, a decade later, Eben and Thorny Devil Theatre are making a eemergence into the artistic world, via a cellar venue under a pub. Scribbler is a culmination of years of writings, conversations and experiences come to life.

Season: April 7-19 (no show April 13)

Venue: Grace Darling Hotel, Collingwoode Bookings: comedyfestival.com.au

Cheryl Threadgold

Continuum Open Studios Group Exhibition is a major group exhibition that brings together the work of over 60 artists working across a range of visual art practices, including painting, sculpture, photography, installation, and mixed media.

The exhibition offers audiences a compelling introduction to thee breadth and depth of artistic practice within the Dandenong Ranges region. Exploring the concept of continuum-a flow, connection, process, and becoming the exhibition Invites viewers to consider art not a series of isolated works, but as part of an ongoing dialogue between materials, ideas, places, and people. Each artwork represents a moment within a larger creative current, revealing intersections between personal narrative, environmental concerns, cultural memory, and contemporary life. Continuum also serves as a preview exhibition for the Dandenong Ranges Open Studios program, providing a taste of the work audiences will encounter when artists open their studios top the public across two consecutive weekends. closes April 26.

Burrinja Art Gallery

351 Glenfern Rd, Upwey

In Potter Studios

Future Country

Country Road and NGV First Nations Commissions unveils new works from emerging First Nations artists.

Future Country is the second iteration of the Country Road + First Nations Commissions, a transformative national, biennial mentorship and exhibition program.

The Commission pairs an outstanding emerging First Nations artist or designer with an esteemed industry leader from each state ands territory across Australia

The initiative provides a career defining platform fr artists to make their most ambitious work to date, exploring new mediums, scales and ideas that push the boundaries of their practice

Established First Nations mentors are invited by the NGV to participate, and each in turn nominate a remarkable early career practitioner for the opportunity.

Artists are supported by their mentor in the conception, development and creation of their work which will respond ton the theme Future Country

The mentorship will culminate in a major exhibition at The Ian Potter Centre :NGV Australia , with all works on display entering the NGV Collection and expanding its representation of work by contemporary First Nations artists. Exhibition closes September 13.

Ian Potter Studios, Federation Square Flinders St, Melbourne

HA HA HA – Sriwhana Sprong

In HA HA HA – Sriwhana Spring moves through the exhibition as a metaphor for elemen-

tal and linguistics instability, unknowing as a method and the refusal of cultural reductionism.

Spong’s practice asks how knowledge is approached, framed and made perceptible. The artist is often inspired by a small or contingent encounter - a text, an image, a living organism or an historical trace - which becomes the starting point for inquiry.

Her practice unfolds nonlinearly, following these traces through experimental, speculative and historical research.

Underpinning her work is an oscillation of intimacy and distance in relation to her Balinese heritage and the writing of medieval mystics.

HA HA HA – Rihanna Spong is the first major solo exhibition in Australia of the London -based Bakeries New Zealand/Aotearoan artist Exhibition opens April and closes June 28. MUMA Building F, Princes Hwy, Caulfield

Peter Kemp

Theatrical Symphony

■ Wheelers Hill performer John Yanko (20) is set to appear in Theatrical Symphony , a major musical theatre concert featuring iconic songs, performed alongside a full orchestra.

A former Brentwood Secondary College student, John brings a strong multicultural background to the stage, with Greek, Italian and Egyptian heritage reflecting the diversity of the local community.

In the production, he performs as a featured soloist and in principal roles, showcasing his vocal talent in well-known musical theatre numbers.

His involvement highlights the strength of emerging performers from suburbs contributing to Melbourne’s vibrant arts scene.

Creative director of Theatrical Symphony is Andrew Gyopar and musical director and conductor is Kent Ross

Performance details: April 10-12

Venue: National Theatre, St Kilda Bookings: theatrical.com.au

Cheryl Threadgold

In The Pink

Short-changed

■ The Commonwealth Ombudsman’s latest State of the Health Funds Report is an indictment on how health insurers operate and a Federal Government that has allowed these tactics to fly under the radar for almost four years, an official says.

“The Report confirms what the Australian Private Hospitals Association has been saying for years. The private health system is broken and being abused by insurance companies.

“The equation for health insurers is simple,” APHA CEO Brett Heffernan said. “Premiums keep going up, private hospitals are being shortchanged and insured patients are suffering due to massive exclusions in their insurance cover, meaning they are paying more but getting less for it.

“With this situation festering for four long years, is it any wonder the insurers are banking record after-tax profits of over $2 billion a year? It’s made more obscene by the 18 per cent hike in socalled ‘management expenses’, with these murky provisions reaping insurers another $3.4 billion a year.

March on Spring St

■ Members of the Health Services Union Vic No. 4 Branch are rallying today (Wed., Apr. 1) for a decent Enterprise agreement for their public health members.

This union includes a variety of different allied health professionals including medical scientists, hospital pharmacists, psychologists and dietitians.

They say that they have been bargaining now for over a year and have not yet received a meaningful pay and conditions offer from the Allan Government.

The stoppage is the first one taken by these workers since 2012.

Doctors on climate

■ Three of Australia’s leading community climate organisations have called on the Federal Government to introduce a 25 per cent tax on gas exports, as momentum builds ahead of the May budget for action on the soaring profits being made by gas corporations during another energy crisis.

Doctors for the Environment Australia, Bushfire Survivors for Climate Action, and Parents for Climate are backing the push, calling for revenue from the tax to be directed to communities on the frontline of climate-fuelled disasters, relief for households facing soaring energy and insurance costs, and accelerating Australia's transition away from the volatile fossil fuel dependence driving the current crisis.

Mental Health Mullets

■ Registrations are now open for Black Dog Institute’s Mullets for Mental Health, with Australians encouraged to turn their mullet into something meaningful this April.

“From the footy field to the festival grounds and even local supermarkets across the country, the mullet has cemented itself as an unmistakable part of Australian culture. Bold and impossible to ignore, it’s more than a haircut; it’s a conversation starter,” said a campaign organiser.

This April, Australians are encouraged to grow or shape a mullet to spark conversations about mental health and raise funds for Black Dog Institute’s life-changing mental health research.

One in five Australians experience a mental illness each year, yet more than half do not seek professional support, said a Black Dog Institute representative.

WEDNEDAY, APRIL 1, 2026

KNOW RISKS BEFORE YOUR NEXT ADVENTURE

■ The Victorian school holidays are fast approaching, and Ambulance Victoria is urging everyone to be well prepared before enjoying all the adventures our state has to offer.

While activities like camping, hiking and trail riding can be great fun, they can also result in medical emergencies, something experienced rider Gary , 69, with which he became familiar.

Gary and his stepson Drew were adventure biking along a fire trail in Buckland when a wrong turn saw them end up on a steep gravel trail not designed for their motorcycles.

Unfortunately, Gary lost control of his bike and fell over the top of the handlebars, sustaining fractures to his pelvis and spine, as well as broken ribs and whiplash.

After realising what had happened, Drew called Triple Zero (000) as the remote location, steep landscape and extent of Gary’s injuries meant he was unable to be carried out of the park.

A specialist Air Ambulance Victoria helicopter crew and an Advanced Life Support paramedic attended the scene and worked with VICSES and Victoria Police to navigate the dense tree canopy and steep loose terrain to reach Gary

A Mobile Intensive Care Ambulance Flight paramedic was winched into the location and provided Gary with pain relief, oxygen therapy and splints to reduce his movement, before they were both winched 38 metres in the air to the waiting helicopter. Due to the weather, Gary was airlifted to an airfield where he was then transported by road ambulance to the Royal

Melbourne Hospital for further treatment. After spending 10 days in hospital, he made the 400km journey back home.

Gary said his crash shows that no matter how experienced you are, serious accidents can happen to anyone.

“My message for others would be to stick to your plan and don’t attempt trails you haven’t prepared for,” he said.

“It’s also important to carry an emergency beacon and know the coordinates of where you are, so emergency services can find you easily.

“I’ve been an Ambulance Victoria member since I was 18 years old, and this is the first time I’ve ever needed to use it. I’m very grateful to the paramedics who came to my aid when I needed them most.”

Ambulance Victoria Acting Hume Area Manager Adrian Pace s aid it is crucial that Victorians know how to get help in case something goes wrong in rural areas.

“It can be hard to know your exact location when heading out on rural or remote trails, such as the ones Gary was on, which is why we recommend everyone download the EmergencyPlus app,” he said.

“The app uses your phone’s GPS function to identify your address, latitude and longitude coordinates, as well as your ‘ What3Words ’ location – three words that emergency services can use to narrow your exact location down to three square metres, even in remote or unfamiliar environments.

“You may also consider taking a personal locator beacon (PLB) which, when activated, sends an emergency signal via satellite to emergency services,” Mr Pace said in a media statement.

The Pulse Record intake

■ Patients in Victoria will soon find it easier than ever to see a GP, with a strong cohort of future specialist GPs commencing training in the Commonwealth -funded Australian General Practice Training Program with Australia’s leading medical training college, the Royal Australian College of GPs

In 2026, 363 future GPs have commenced training in Victoria . Of these:

■ 149 are training on an AGPT rural training pathway, spending the complete three years of their training in Victoria’s regional, rural, or remote communities, a 9.6 per cent increase on 2025

■ 161 are training on the general pathway, completing metropolitan-based training with at least 12 months in an outer-metropolitan, rural, non-capital city, or Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander health post

■ 53 are training on Victoria’s composite pathway, which requires six months of non-metropolitan training in highneed areas including the Northern Territory

■ 63, or 17 per cent of the cohort, will train as Rural Generalists, completing an additional year of advanced rural skills to deliver hospital and emergency services that regional communities rely on.

Vaccinate now

■ The Heart Foundation is encouraging people to get vaccinated now ahead of cold and flu season to help look after their own health as well as protect people with CardioVascular Disease

Vaccination helps limit the spread of common respiratory viruses that can cause and/or worsen CVD, including influenza, COVID-19 and RSV. Respiratory infections and CVD are linked as follows:

■ People with CVD are more likely catch a respiratory infection, and more likely to have serious complications from an infection.

■ This includes a higher risk of needing to go to hospital, and in some cases, of dying.

■ People with CVD can be 10 to 20 times more likely to catch RSV and up to 4 times more likely to end up in hospital with the infection.

Respiratory infections can lead to CVD. Viruses can cause inflammation in your body, placing strain on your heart which can lead to heart failure or an abnormal heartbeat.

Viruses can also cause plaque (a fatty build up) in your blood vessels to be less stable, and this can cause a blockage and possible heart attack or stroke.

Chance of having a heart attack in the week following an infection is six times higher following flu, up to 11 times higher following RSV and between two to eight times higher following COVID-19

Heart Foundation Chief Medical Adviser, Professor Garry Jennings , said vaccination was an easy way for people to limit the spread of these infections.

“We encourage as many people as possible to get vaccinated to help protect themselves and their loved ones from the severe cardiovascular complications these viruses can cause,” Professor Jennings said.

Breakthrough

■ A new study published today reports a breakthrough discovery from Australian scientists relating to glioblastoma, the deadliest form of brain cancer. Adelaide University scientists have identified a key protein that is driving the growth and spread of glioblastoma, potentially paving the way for more effective treatments.

Senior Service

AIR joins Alliance

■ The Australian Independent Retirees has joined the recently formed Commonwealth Home Support Program Alliance as a foundation member.

The Alliance is group of organisations and individuals who are advocating for the continuation, expansion and sustainability of CHSP as the primary tier of the aged care system.

AIR Chief Advocate Wayne Strandquist said: “The CHSP Alliance is advocating as a priority for CHSP to remain a separate distinct program and not be merged into the Support at Home program.

“The Alliance then wants to work with the government to revamp the CHSP program so it is fit for purpose for the next 20 years,” Mr Strandquist said.

“The principal goal of the CHSP Alliance is the maintenance, funding and further development of CHSP as the primary preventative and early intervention tier of the Aged Care System”. Mr Strandquist said.

Still active at 85

Robert Gottliebsen

■ When many of his contemporaries have long stepped away from deadlines, legendary Australian journalist Robert Gottliebsen is still filing his weekly column aged 85, with the help of a home care provider.

The veteran commentator, whose analysis has shaped business and political debate for more than 50 years, now contributes to The Australian twice a week - down from his previous schedule before a shoulder injury forced him to pause.

“So the brain's okay, but I find when you're writing two pieces a week, you think that's easier, a lot easier, but you actually spend more time on each piece,” he says.

The steady support of a small home care provider on Victoria’s Surf Coast has made that possible over the past year, along with Gottleibsen’s legendary tenacity.

Last winter, life narrowed quickly. Robert’s wife Barbara , 85, underwent leg surgery in Brisbane and spent three weeks in hospital. She had barely returned home to Anglesea when Robert fell while running for a bus, badly injuring his shoulder. He too was hospitalised for three weeks.

They turned to Country to Coast Home Care Services, an organisation that’s remained intentionally small, with just over 20 staff supporting around 90 participants, a scale that allows it to stay close to the people it works with.

PRIORTISE SENIORS IN FUEL CRISIS

■ Older Australians must be prioritised in a fuel crisis, Ageing Australia has warned.

Ageing Australia is calling on the Federal Government to ensure older Australians and aged care workers are prioritised in the national response to fuel price increases and fuel shortages.

Ageing Australia CEO Tom Symondson said access to fuel is critical to maintaining essential aged care services, particularly for older people receiving care at home and in regional and remote communities.

“Aged care workers can’t deliver care if they can’t get to work or an older person’s home. If fuel access is disrupted, so is care, it’s that simple,” Mr Symondson said.

“And with fuel prices now sky high, we are already seeing an increase in workers not taking up shifts as they struggle to pay for the fuel needed to get to work.

“And that’s before you consider the massive increase in cost for providers to pay for work travel – with some reporting their monthly fuel bill has increased by 50% or more already.

Critical

“With fuel pumps, particularly in rural and remote areas, running dry and increased talk of potential rationing measures, we must prioritise aged care or we risk leaving older Australians without critical support. This is an essential service and it must be treated like one.”

Ageing Australia has been engaging with the Federal Government as well as state and territory governments over the past three weeks and will continue to advocate for urgent, targeted support.

Ageing Australia has also put forward a comprehensive policy response, informed by member data and sector-wide analysis, outlining the growing impact of fuel costs on providers, workers and older Australians . Proposed measures include prioritised access to fuel for aged care providers and workers, exemption from any rationing measures, if imposed, and targeted financial support for providers and their workers to manage the huge increase in the cost of fuel and to maintain services across the Commonwealth Home Support Program, Support at Home and residential aged care.

Timely

Mr Symondson said timely government action is essential to ensure continuity of care.

“While we understand the Fuel Supply Taskforce was only announced last week and that a second National Cabinet meeting next week.

“We need a response that is fast, practical and easy to implement. This is about keeping services running and ensuring older Australians are not left behind,” he said.

“Providers are already under pressure, with many losing money and demand for services through the roof.

“Rising fuel costs - particularly in regional and remote areas - are adding another layer of strain.

“Without support, there is a real risk of service disruption. We want to avoid a rerun of the sector’s experience in the early days of COVID , where we saw hospitals and their staff designated as essential services and aged care left to fend for itself.”

Ageing Australia will continue to work with governments to secure a coordinated response that protects the viability of the sector and ensures older Australians continue to receive the care they need.

Aged Care crossroads

■ Uniting NSW.ACT is calling for a balanced, sustainable approach to aged care reform to ensure a system that protects those most at risk while supporting high-quality services for all.

CEO Tracey Burton said Australia has made important progress since the Royal Commission , but critical work remains.

“We’ve come a long way, but the job is not finished. The funding of quality, equitable care remains the unfinished business of reform,” Mrs Burton said.

Uniting is urging the Federal Government to strengthen protections for older Australians on the lowest incomes, particularly full pensioners who rent.

The organisation is calling for automatic exemptions from co-contributions for full pensioners who rent, ensuring people are not forced to go without essential support.

“For people living on the full pension and paying rent, these costs come directly out of money for food, medication and daily living,” Mrs Burton said.

“No one should have to choose between basic care and the essentials of life.”

The proposed change is modest in cost at $50m but would make a significant difference to people’s ability to remain safely at home.

Mrs Burton said long-term reform depends on a shared commitment between government, providers and individuals.

“A sustainable aged care system relies on three pillars - strong public funding, efficient and innovative services, and fair contributions from those who can afford to contribute,” she said.

Senior Moments

Funding welcome

■ The Older Persons Advocacy Network welcomes the Federal Government’s investment of an additional $115 million through the Aged Care Capital Assistance Program , to deliver more aged care beds in select hotspots.

OPAN CEO Craig Gear said the investment will help alleviate some of the delayed discharge pressures being experienced by hospitals and offer older people, their families and support network greater certainty and confidence.

“It is imperative that more aged care beds are delivered to cater for high demand and supply shortage and this funding is a positive step towards achieving that,” Mr Gear said.

“We know that prolonged stays in acute care often leads to cognitive decline and physical impairment, which is why extra funding is crucial.

“This is a good example of the Commonwealth and States working together in support of older people. It is also important that States work with local councils to expedite planning and development application processes to avoid unnecessary delays with these new builds.”

Elder abuse move

■ The Age Discrimination Commissioner, Robert Fitzgerald, haswelcomed the release of the National Plan to End the Abuse and Mistreatment of Older People 2026–2036, describing it as a decisive step toward ending the abuse and mistreatment of older Australians

“Elder abuse is prevalent and a growing national problem. It is one of the clearest and most harmful expressions of ageism, with significant social, legal, and economic implications,” Commissioner Fitzgerald said.

“Every older Australian has the fundamental right to live free from abuse, neglect and exploitation. This Plan sets out the priority actions needed over the decade ahead to uphold that right.

“These include stronger prevention and early intervention, improved community awareness, culturally safe and accessible support pathways, enhanced data and evidence, a more capable service system, and strengthened legal and policy protections.”

More aged care beds

■ Ageing Australia welcomes the Federal Government’s latest commitment to build more aged care beds. The additional investment is another step towards increasing capacity in the aged care sector, as demand spirals.

Mark Butler, Minister for Health, Disability, and Ageing, and Sam Rae, the Minister for Aged Care and Seniors, have announced $115m through the Aged Care Capital Assistance Program.

Four areas will be targeted over two tranches. Providers will be invited to submit proposals through an Expression of Interest process to build and open additional beds within two years. The intent of the grants is to help address immediate delayed discharge pressures on hospitals.

“We welcome any commitment that can help us build more beds quickly or bring beds back online,” Ageing Australia CEO Tom Symondson said.

“The real gains will come only if this is just the first step in the Federal Government’s plans. We have called consistently for an expansion in Federal funding for new beds and while this announcement helps, it is clearly not the full solution. Not only do we need thousands more beds than this fund will deliver, several regions with enormous demand will miss out this time round, including Brisbane,” Mr Symondson said.

Big Red Bash off

■ Organisers of the Birdsville Big Red Bash have announced that they have made the difficult decision to cancel the 2026 edition of the iconic Outback music festival.

The festival could not proceed at the Big Red site this year due to rain and water that will not dry before July.

“After careful consideration of the available options, we decided that relocating the Birdsville Big Red Bash was not feasible for 2026. The decision to cancel this year's event, whilst difficult, is based on what we believe is in the best interest of the event and patrons.”

New EP for Wade

■ Loves, Rythms and Themes is the new EP release for local Melbourne Jazz singer and vocalist Wade Morgan. Wade brings the golden age of Jazz to life in this new six-track recording. His media states that his rich velvety voice and sophisticated stage presence evokes the legendary era of Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Tony Bennett .

Forever Young

■ The songs of Bob Dylan will come to life at the Memo Music Club, St Kilda The show Forever Young will feature some of the finest local artists reliving some of Dylan’s classic tunes. Adalita, Rob Snarski, Lisa Miller, Van Walker along with more performers will take to the stage on Saturday and Sunday, Sun May 23 and 24, as part of Dylan’s 85th birthday celebrations. Tickets at Trybooking.com

Damian Callinan stars in ‘Spoons’

■ It may be daunting when looking at the wealth of shows offered in the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2026 line-up, but make sure your choice includes Damian Callinan’s Spoons

Damian , an inveterate entertainer is well-known to Australian audiences but in Spoons his writing and performance is as fresh, amusing and engaging as ever.

The well-spring of this narrative arises from the main character, 84-year-old Stan’s his beloved, deceased wife Denise’s teaspoon collection.

Placing them geographically on a timber spoon holder shaped in the map of Australia, Stan’s memories unfold.

Stan’s fading health is steering his family towards moving him into aged care.

He’s presented with a selection of brochures with absurd names such as Picasso Park and Scenic Vista

He is devastated to learn that there’s no place for the teaspoon collection in the care home nor is he excited by the offering of humdrum activities such a fly-swat volleyball and chair yoga.

This is an intergenerational story depicted over years since Denise’s death.

Damian’s one-man performance slides between multiple roles of at least five characters on an iconic, true-blue Aussie set.

Another significant character is best mate Tully who lives

next door and they communicate through a bizarre, self-invented electronic red flashing light system.

Damian’s versatility as dancer, actor, humourist and storyteller, injected with sardonic Australian humour, drives this very human family story.

We are in stitches with his techniques to play the best pool shot ignoring audience boundaries.

His entire performance dealing with many of the banalites and rigidity of an age aged care system is a delight to watch.

Damian’s pacy handling of this sensitive, human subject draws his tears but mostly has us laughing throughout. This play is well-placed in the Comedy Festival.

Dates: Until April 5

Time: Sun. April 5 at 5.15pm.

Tues.-Sat. Until April 3 at 6.15pm. 50 minutes

Cost: $30-38

Venue: Arts Centre Melbourne, Member’s Lounge, 7th floor

Tickets: MICF website

Review by

Sherryn Danaher

Keys To Life

■ A national two-piano recital tour will feature the Australian debut of Iyad Sughayer. Keys to Life – Two Friends, Two Pianos brings two world-class pianists to the stage during July.

EXCITING RACING PROGRAM AHEAD

■ Usually, the starting point in a racing career is a maiden race, for which only horses that have not won a race are eligible. The prizemoney allocated to individual events and calibre of horses competing are generally reflected in the different classes.

As each race meeting approaches in the next fortnight, consider the following horses if their name appears in the fields:

Harry’s Yacht

Has won three of four starts at Caulfield and was placed on the other occasion. Impressed winning at his past two runs on the track over 1400 metres, having had a break of three weeks leading into both. The Victoria Handicap is three weeks on from his previous win and would be the perfect next step.

Philia

Group 2 winner over 2000 metres as a three-year-old. Now four, she has finished just outside the placings and not beaten far at her recent outings. The Easter Cup would be a suitable assignment.

Arcora Runner-up to Observer in the Victoria Derby in the spring. Qualified for a start in the Galilee Series Final with a close second to Single Choice in the Group 2 Autumn Classic over 1800 metres at Caulfield. That was followed by a nice win over 2000 metres at Flemington . With one more run under his belt, would be ideally suited in the Galilee Series Final.

Picnic Racing

■ The 2025-26 Picnic Racing season is drawing to a close, so don’t miss out on all the fun of a rural race day.

Just four race meetings remain.

Balnarring will host a couple of those, with one each at Swifts Creek on Sunday, April 5 and Yea on Saturday, April 18.

Racing commenced at picturesque Emu Plains Reserve, Balnarring in 1863.

Two sensational days there are coming up on consecutive Saturdays.

First, this Saturday (Apr. 4) on the public holidays long-weekend.

Then, the following Saturday (Apr. 11) while the children are still on school holidays.

This week is Easter Plate Day , with the feature race a staying test over 2808 metres.

Horses and riders will reach the winning post, only to go on to complete a further lap of the track.

In between races, children can enjoy Face Painting, a Petting Zoo and the everpopular Easter Egg Hunt.

There will also be Bookmakers, Food Vans and a Bar.

Gates open at 10 am, with the first race scheduled to start at 1 pm.

After an entertaining Easter Plate Day , you’ll want to return the following Saturday for Fashions Day.

Fashions Day is one of the most eagerly awaited events in the Picnic Racing season at Balnarring and a highlight of the Mornington Peninsula social calendar.

Style lovers of all ages are invited to compete in Fashions on the Field, with categories that include Ladies, Gentlemen, Couples, Hats, Girls and Boys.

Wear your best race day ensemble for the chance to be awarded a sash and take

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home some fantastic prizes. The ‘Lady for the Day’ major prize is five nights accommodation at Oasis on Nautilus in Port Douglas , a $1,000 Flight Centre voucher and private chauffer transfer from Cairns to Port Douglas.

The Fashion precinct will be easy to find on course, with registrations open on the day.

So don’t miss out, as it is not until October that Picnic Racing returns for the start of a new season.

Horses To Follow

■ Enamorada

■ Wentworth Falls

■ Autumn Lover

Racing Calendar

■ Wednesday, April 1: Geelong

■ Thursday, April 2: Pakenham

■ Friday, April 3: Ballarat, Cranbourne

■ Saturday, April 4: Caulfield, Warracknabeal, Kerang, Balnarring

■ Sunday, April 5: Mornington, Stawell, Swifts Creek

■ Monday, April 6: Sandown Lakeside

■ Tuesday, April 7: Hamilton

■ Wednesday, April 8: Sale

■ Thursday, April 9: Kyneton, Pakenham

■ Friday, April 10: Geelong, Cranbourne

■ Saturday, April 11: Caulfield, Werribee, Balnarring

■ Sunday, April 12: Terang, Swan Hill

■ Monday, April 13: Seymour

■ Tuesday, April 14: Ballarat

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Latest News

Suspicious fire

■ Emergency services were called to a shop fire near the intersection of Pascoe Vale Rd and Post Office Place in Glenory about 2.20am on Sunday (Mar. 29). It is believed that a car crashed into the business and caught fire. Fire crews extinguished the blaze and the incident is being treated as suspicious. The driver of the car had not been located.

A crime scene was established and the investigation is ongoing.

Jailed for material

■ A man, 56, was sentenced to at least seven years’ imprisonment for encouraging and grooming adults in the Philippines to facilitate online sexual activity with children.

The man was sentenced to 10 years and four months’ imprisonment, with a non-parole period of seven years

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Moira loses spot

■ Victorian Liberal MP Moira Deeming has lost preselection for the Western Metropolitan Region, with moderate-backed Dinesh Gourisetty defeating her for the Upper House seat's top spot at the upcoming state election.

Golf at Phillip Island

■ Golf Week at Phillip Island for Yea Golf Club continued with Wednesday providing a well-earned rest day — at least for some. A group of 12 players ventured out to Red Rock Park 3 in Cowes for a casual nine holes, while others enjoyed a visit to the Phillip Island Winery , explored the shops, or simply relaxed at the beach.

Thursday saw 31 players front up at the Phillip Island Golf Course for the final round. The week finished in challenging conditions, with rain and cold weather making play difficult. Despite the tough conditions, two players managed to break 30 points.

Best on the day was Bob Glenister with 34 points, narrowly edging out Gary Pollard on 33. Local and past Yea champion

Adrianne Anglin finished third with 29 points, followed by Margie Wright with 27.

The 4BBB event was a tight contest, with Bob Glenister and John Renehan combining well to score 40 points and claim victory on a countback from Gary Pollard and Chris Keogh. The deteriorating weather took its toll, with seven players withdrawing after completing between 9 and 15 holes.

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The Overall Champion title was closely fought, with Gary Pollard finishing on top with an impressive total of 95 Stableford points across the three rounds, just one point clear of Bob Glenister on 94. Jeff Aurisch placed third with 89, followed by Phil Armstrong on 88. Equal fifth were Di Elliott and Margie Wright with 86 points. The Cross-Country Cart Driver Award went to Phil Armstrong

Back at Yea on Wednesday, the “Stay at Home” event saw Glenn Walsh take the honours with 35 points, ahead of Jeff Moss on 32. Kevin Coghlan claimed the Club Award.

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