DECEMBER 14, 2017 ✚ VOLUME 21 ✚ ISSUE 27 ✚ FREE
CELEBRATING 20 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE SINCE 1997
WILL THE COUNTY OF MAUI’S PLAN TO PROVIDE PUBLIC WIFI AT ITS FACILITIES HELP DESTROY HUMAN CIVILIZATION?* HIRONO HATES
HARASSMENT
PG.5
POKE HALE
GRINDZ
AMY HANAIALI‘I
PG.13
SINGS
PG.15
MAUITIME.COM
PLUS
*The chance of this is, of course, infinitesimal, but who actually reads the fine print anymore?