Quotes attributed to Mark Twain

Quotes attributed to Mark Twain 1. I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. 2. A person who won't read has no advantage over one who can't read. 3. Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often. 4. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. 5. All right, then, I'll go to hell. 6. But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? 7. Buy land, they're not making it anymore. 8. Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. 9. Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities. 10. 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read. 11. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. 12. Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. 13. Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. 14. Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. 15. Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. 16. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. 17. God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. 18. He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. 19. I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. 20. It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. 21. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. 22. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. 23. It is easier to stay out than get out. 24. Loyalty to petrified opinion never broke a chain or freed a human soul.