The ubiquitous presence of substances of intoxication has shaped urban life since history is written. Alcohol and its venues, rules, laws, safety measures, violations and accidents, bars, night- clubs, restaurants, parties and festivals, have for many acted as enablers to formulate the most principal (or primal) concepts of togetherness. Our cities have formed over centuries around marketplaces, squares and harbours, all deeply connected with the classless enjoyment of “booze”. Now what if alcohol is taken out of the equation? In Ahmedabad, Gujarat the consumption of intoxicating liquids is banned since 1960 when the prohibition laws were formulated. However, even a thirsty stranger new to the city and unaware of its mechanisms will be quick to discover that the state of Gujarat is anything but a dry one. Knowledge of drinking licenses, acquainted smugglers, private parties and special hidden menu items will seep through whispered conversations and one does not take long to realise that the methods of dodging