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YOUR LINCOLN UNI STUDENT MAGAZINE

LUSA 2026 EXEC

Kia ora Koutou Lincoln University, I hope you have all had a fantastic start to semester one, and are powering through those assignments which I’m sure are coming up so much faster than expected. It has been so great to see you all at so many of our LUSA ORI ‘26 events, from Toga Party to our Postgraduate Morning Tea. It has been great to get to know you all, and see you all getting out and making

new connections. As you’re all getting settled into the new year, just remember that you can always ask for help if you need it, and it’s best to ask early before everything gets out of control.

The incredible LUSA team is here to help, from our student executive who are always keen for a chat, to our awesome team of staff who can help you with anything from Advocacy to Clubs, and the Student Rep system. Your only job is to reach out if you need anything.

In the meantime, make sure you are engaging with campus life, to give a little reprieve from all things academic.

We have all sorts of events coming up, organized by us as well as all the LUSA Clubs, so keep an eye on our social media, and join any clubs you’re interested in to meet new

people, and get a break from study. To do this you can go to our Clubs Directory at lusa.org.nz, or just pop on in to the LUSA office and we can tell you all about our awesome clubs and how to find them.

The campus service council has already convened this year, to discuss what all of the services you pay for under your student services fee have been up to in 2025 and how they’ve used their funding and worked for you as the students of Lincoln University. You will have also just received a survey about this fee in your student email inboxes yesterday, where you can make your voice heard on where you want your money to go.

We really value your opinion, and your comments do get taken into account when setting the fee for the following year, which we will be doing at our

second meeting at the beginning of term two, once we have compiled all of your feedback.

Please contact me at president@lusa.org.nz if you have any questions about your student services fee or the fee setting process, or pop on in to the LUSA office to chat.

Finally, nominations open for two roles on the LUSA executive (disability rep and postgraduate engagement rep) on the 28th April. If you’re interested in getting involved with LUSA and making a real difference for students on campus, please head to the LUSA website, lusa.org.nz to submit your nomination. If you have any questions about elections, or what these roles entail please (again) feel free to contact me at president@lusa.org.nz, or pop on in to the LUSA office for a chat.

Enjoy your last week of term one! See you all back on campus after the holidays.

Kia Ora and Namaskaraweek 4 already!

It’s been a pleasure seeing all the clubs getting started and also being part of some of their cool events. I hope you’ve been taking advntage of them too.

The LUTCC’s Sunday hike was one hell of a workout on a hot day! But there were two highlights; being encouraged to make it up the last bit of the

hike (thanks guys), and finding a giant stick insect (Argosarchus horridus) at the top.

How’s the Uni burnout treating you? All I can say is that, I hope to get off this treacherous path towards self-inflicted tiredness very soon! Much of it is about acknowledging that sleep can actually help you do a better job the next day –funny that!

I hope you’re all taking care of yourselves. I read something interesting about doom scrolling and binge-watching, being ‘escapist’ – we essentially try to cope with tired brains by seeking highs through the screen, leaving unresolved feelings to pile up in the background. We need to take the time to sit with our thoughts without distraction, to figure out what is making us feel uneasy and to acknowledge those thought. This can mean taking a walk or a drive for a change of scenery, getting some tea, reconnecting with some of your old music, or going for that crafts getaway you keep planning. Connect with friends and family or maybe even just sitting down and being bored for a bit.

Don’t forget to notice what you have achieved so far, and give yourself a pat on the back.

As the International Rep, the start of the semester has been a busy and exciting time, meeting lots of new international students around campus. The past couple of weeks have been full of energy as people settle into classes, explore Lincoln, and start building their social circles.

Recently, we had several international events, such as the International Welcome Event held by LUICS, which was a great chance for students to meet others, make new friends, and feel part of the Lincoln community. We also had the International Student Support Evening, which was sold out. These events are great opportunities not only to connect with other international students, but also to learn more about the support and resources available at Lincoln.

As your rep, I’ve been chatting with many students about their experiences so far and encouraging them to get involved in clubs, activities, and campus life. I’m also thinking about new ways to promote student events and opportunities more widely among international students. So stay tuned for some new ideas and channels coming soon!

international.rep@lusa.org.nz

Zhexi (Chelcie) Zhang International Rep

Hi everyone!

Here’s a glimpse into what’s been happening in my life as a student and executive member, as well as what’s upcoming. I’ve been enjoying social volleyball with the LU Volleyball Club and with LUPISA. I’ve also been making use of the squash courts and the climbing wall, and also getting back into table tennis. I went on a hike with the Tramping and Climbing Club, which was really good last week in the sunshine. I didn’t bring great shoes for it, but that’s ok because I like walking barefoot. I’ve also been staying late at Grounded, playing board games with LUNA on Thursdays and with new friends on other nights.

Academically, I’ve been doing well so far this semester. There haven’t been assignments yet, but I have a few lab reports coming due soon that I need to lock in for. I’ve also started my practical work-integrated learning, which is great; it places me in a brewery, 1 day a week.

I’ve been representing students in a few councils and committees, including Campus Service Council and the Student Experience Board. You can help me and the other execs get a more diverse and complete student voice by expressing your views to us. I’d love to chat about anything you think could be better with the university, especially stuff relating to my role of Wellbeing and Engagement.

Coming up for me in my role, is

working with the Student Health and Wellbeing team to bring you an awesome Marama Hauora, which is Lincoln’s May Wellness Month. I’m looking at getting speakers in with an extra focus on men’s mental health this year.

engagement.rep@lusa.org.nz

Darius J Harris Postgrad Academic Rep

Tena koutou katoa,   Again, I wish to welcome you all to LU as we all settle into our constructive routine here on campus.

For many PostGrads, this can be a very challenging time as we must navigate Enrolment, Courses, Lecture Rooms, Timetables, as well as work and Whanau commitments outside LU, as we succeed with our studies. There can also be a further challenge if we have travelled from afar to be here within this lovely environment of LU.

I certainly hope that all of you who were able managed to make full use of our LUSA events during ORI’26, which I hope helped facilitate your ease into these surroundings here at LU. It was a pleasure to meet many of the LU Postgrad body from here within Aotearoa/NZ, and those who have travelled to be here. It has been wonderful to meet and have a quick korero with somany folks. Thank you for coming up to me and saying hello!

As the PostGrad Academic Rep alongside LUSA, I am here to help with many of

these challenges that face us. From the Taught Masters, Master’s students who are online, to the final months of a PhD, various challenges, situations, and ‘just life’ can get in the way of those important transitions within each of our academic journeys.

Remember, LUSA is the independent student body here on LU Campus that expresses advocacy & support for ALL students.

For example, within the first fortnight of the Academic Year, it came to attention within my advocacy role at LUSA that there has been some confusion around the House Rules Policy for PG Students regarding working hours allowed. Some supervisors believed that this allowed only 10 or 15 hours, while some thought 20 hours of work. This Policy has been updated, where PostGrads are now allowed 20 hours a week work, and further work hours can be negotiated with Supervisors. Faculty Deans will be notified very shortly.

This is what we at LUSA strive for, a “win–win’ for all concerned.

So, to finish, if you need support or want to connect, please reach out. There are services from Clubs, the Gym, and help with PG ‘meet and greets’ which LUSA, alongside LU stakeholders, is initiating.

We are planning a few over the next few weeks, so please stay in touch!

Don’t forget, if you wish to contact me, don’t hesitate to greet me around campus, whether I’m in the library, hanging outside in the Sun, sometimes drinking tea within Grounded, or by my e-mail

Nga mihi

PG.academic@lusa.org.nz

Hyunsung Yoon

Postgrad Engagement Rep

As the new semester begins, I think many graduate students will be refocusing on their classes and research and adapting to the rhythm of the new semester. The time to start a new semester is always busy, but at the same time, it is also an important time to get used to campus life again and organize your academic goals. I hope everyone will adapt well to their classes and studies and have a meaningful semester.

For graduate students, I think it is important not only to study and research, but also to have opportunities to interact and connect with each other. Libraries and study spaces are used as important learning spaces that many graduate students often use for study and research. At the same time, I feel that I am also interested in casual meetings and events where I can meet comfortably with other graduate students beyond my department. I think it will be a positive help to campus life if there are activities where graduate students can participate and interact with each other without any burden. If you have any ideas or suggestions for these activities, you are always welcome.

As Postgraduate Engagement Representative, I am responsible for listening to the opinions and experiences of graduate students and delivering them to LUSA. If you have any opinions you would like to share regarding your campus life, academic experience, or graduate student community,

please feel free to contact me by email: PG.engagement@lusa.org.nz

I hope to hear a range of perspectives from students and use this feedback to help create a better postgraduate experience.

Sam Dryden Rainbow EDI Rep

Kia ora e hoa mā!

I hope you have all had a wonderful Ōtautahi Pride Month so far and have been able to settle into the new semester alright. Though these first few weeks are always super busy, I know I’ve thoroughly enjoyed spending time with friends on campus again and soaking up the sun when possible.

Talking about sunshine in my life, thank you so much to everyone who came out to celebrate and support our community this month! I especially loved getting to know new people and sharing exciting ideas at SPACE’s coffee and kōrero events. You guys truly make day-to-day life at Lincoln special, so if you’d like to catch us at the next event, be sure to follow SPACE: @spacelincolnuni on Instagram.

As for the remainder of the semester, I am most looking forward to starting mahi on Lincoln’s annual Pride Hīkoi with people from across the university.

As always, look after yourselves Rainbow.rep@lusa.org.nz

Coral Peat Sustainability Rep

I hope you are all settling into the semester. You may have seen me bouncing around between the Ecological Society, LESS and SAGE stalls on club’s market day. These clubs are key drivers of sustainability and environmental awareness here at Lincoln and I encourage you to check them out. If you missed talking to me during orientation week or have any ideas regarding sustainability and what this means to you, please send me an email. Check out the Sustainability spread (also available in this Ram issue) for more information about sustainability initiatives on campus. sustainability.rep@lusa.org.nz

It has been awesome seeing so many new and returning students on campus; it really makes the campus an awesome place to be. The last few weeks, I have been busy helping with the O-Week events and getting to meet as many of you as I could. Aside from that, in my secretary role, I have been busy attending various university committees and LUSA’s first Board meeting. We have lots of exciting ideas coming up, and I look forward to sharing them with you all in due course.

secretary@lusa.org.nz

PASIFIKA REP. SPOTLIGHT

Anne Kaninteang Pasifika Rep

The Pasifika Representative is responsible for representing Lincoln University students on all matters that impact their university experiences. They also support student engagement to foster their wellbeing and apply to connect with campus life. Key roles include:

• Being an active member of the Pasifika community and LUPISA

• Liaise with Te Manutaki

• Liaise with Tauira Pasifika

• Sit on the Equity, Diversity and Inclusion working group

• Liaise with LU on the Manaaki Tauira learner success framework

• Sit on the Student Experience Board or Team

• Sitting on other committees where needed and help with operational tasks such as events.

1. What is your full name, degree, and year of study? Kam na Bane ni Mauri and warm Pacific greetings, my name is Anne Maima Kaninteang and I am in my 2nd-year here at Lincoln, studying a Bachelor of Commerce, majoring in Global Business.

2. Where did you grow up, and what led you to this university? I grew up in Hamilton up north and what honestly led me to this university was the amount of opportunity there was to offer such as scholarships and a new change of scenery. As a year 13, I had always wanted to see what uni life was like somewhere different so when I was awarded the Motu Scholarship; I was able to finally live those wishes.

3. What inspired you to run for this executive position? Coming to Lincoln, I realised that our Pasifika community was small compared to home so I am honoured to be Pasifika Rep, which inspires me to do more for my community and also implement new ways to increase our numbers, to bring more diversity.

4. What does being a Pasifika student mean to you personally? It means I want all the opportunities to be my authentic self and also help others along the way to gain that confidence and to never be apologetic when it comes to strengthening our cultural identity. To us, it is more than

just being a Pasifika student but it’s about carrying our family pride and instilled values everywhere we go.

5. What are some key responsibilities students might not see behind the scenes? As Pasifika Rep, this role has taught me a lot even early in the term. To others, it might be simple however there is a lot more that is unseen. Attending board meetings and committee meetings is one of my key responsibilities as Pasifika rep so that I can enhance Pasifika voice representation. Another key responsibility is to plan events and cultural gatherings with my EXEC team of four, during our meetings; we discuss our next steps and how to meet our next goals. However my responsibilities go beyond just attending meetings; I act as a voice for all Pasifika students on campus and create that cultural awareness.

6. What are the main challenges Pasifika students face on campus? We face many challenges; it could be as simple as fitting in but more importantly getting used to a new study environment. The main challenges are having to balance our own personal life as well as uni life. More so, when coming to a new place, we sometimes can struggle with holding our identity however with more events catering to cultural identity; I plan to help minimise that struggle.

7. Why is Pasifika representation important for the whole university community? It’s very important for the whole university community, because it allows us and other Pasifika students to be valued equally as well as have a space where our voice is heard.

8. Are there any major events (e.g., cultural nights, language weeks, community gatherings) that students should look out for? This year, my exec team and I will develop various engaging events. Those of which will be community based such as cultural nights, celebrating language weeks and fun things like volleyball on Fridays etc. Following our instagram @lupisa_ will keep you updated for any future events!

9. What has been the most rewarding part of your role so far? (I know it’s early days) The most rewarding part of my role is getting to know the other LUSA execs, connecting with them but most importantly I get to start a new journey with LUPISA and incorporate new values and events.

10. What is one thing you wish more students understood about Pasifika communities? That the essence of being a sensitive community and doing things the way we do them helps us continue to be sensitive and stay connected.

LUICS WECOMING 2026

Kia Ora from LUICS, we are the International Cultural Society here on campus! Here’s a hearty welcome to new international students, and welcome back to all returning students!

New or not, it can be awkward to interact. As a club, we like to create spaces for international student groups to mingle, and make the campus mixed, with different international and domestic students having opportunities to share their cultures. Or just hang around and talk:). We encourage stepping a little bit out of your comfort zone, to make connections.

As you may have heard and attended (legends) we recently held our Welcoming Event to kick off the year. The traditional Scavenger Hunt was a must of course. We really enjoyed sending about 40 students on a goose chase to find semi-cryptic spots on campus, and we were very entertained by the sweat on your foreheads! Hopefully you were entertained too, by each other, and you enjoyed chatting over pizza.

Congratulations to team Silver Ferns on winning the hunt! We’d also like to acknowledge team Mount Cook Lily – who actually finished their tasks first, but team Silver Ferns got the better of them with ping-pong success at the last step. That was some tight competition.

Nicely done by all the other teams as well. There were some campus spots that were harder to find than others – the Proctor’s office was a challenge (ideally will be the only time you all were asked to find this), and teams had to go back out for accurate locations of the printery (which is a part of Hudson building, not the Old Printery) and the fruit-laden pear tree right behind the Young Farmers’ Club. Well done finding those teams!

LUMA at a Glance LUMA is more than just a student club. It’s a welcoming space where Muslim students, staff, alumni, and their families to connect, pray, and take part in religious and cultural activities together. Whether you’re new to campus or have been here for years, LUMA aims to make everyone feel at home.

LUMA 2026 Activity Calendar

Halakah Evenings A fortnightly study circle focused on meaningful discussions around different Islamic topics. These evenings create a space for learning, reflection, and thoughtful conversation.

Chai and Chat A relaxed and welcoming fortnightly gathering for our female club members. It’s a space for friendly

conversations, religious discussions, and supportive connections, all over a warm cup of chai/tea.

Seerah Book Club Run by our alumni for LUMA students, this book club explores Seerat-unNabwi, offering a deeper understanding through shared reading and discussion.

Ramadan Gatherings at YFC Break your fast with us during Ramadan. These evenings include shared meals featuring food from different cultures, weekly quiz nights, and small gifts to make the month even more special.

Keffiya Day – 8th March

In solidarity with Palestine, this special event includes a quiz night, goodies, and food.

Eid-ul-Fitar After fasting for 29 or 30 days in Ramadan (based on the moon cycle), we will celebrate Eid on the 1st of Shawal (expected

21st or 22nd March). Celebrations will include Eid prayers at the LU gym and food boxes for LUMA students to enjoy together.

Palestine Bake sale We are planning to organise two bake sales. One in Semester 1 and one in Semester 2 to raise funds for humanitarian efforts in Palestine. Dates will be announced soon, so keep an eye out!

Clubs Market Day – Sem 2 We look forward to welcoming new students with a smile, friendly conversations, and some lovely goodies as we introduce them to the LUMA community.

Anum Shah Vice President

the app and tap the Menu (☰ at the top left).

Student Buddy Programme I Kaiwhakarite Tauira

Full Monty’s

On Friday Feb 27 we headed off to play ten pin bowling and some simulated golf. After two games, some swings at the little white ball and some kai. We headed back to campus having felt like we had had a great break from study and campus life.

Kaiwhakarite Tauira Lunch

Tuesday’s 12.30-1.30pm in Grounded, Forbes

Bring your lunch and join us for a yarn. We can answer any questions you have, practice English conversation with you and provide a place to hang out with other students. We look forward to seeing you soon!

Get in quick for our next fun trip – limited numbers! Scan the QR code to register your interest, your place on the trip will be confirmed a week prior.

ALEX MICHEL-SMITH SAFER COMMUNITIES PROGRAMME ADVISOR

LU STAFF SPOTLIGHT

1. Please describe your current role and key responsibilities. I look after Lincoln’s student sexual harm prevention, and equity, diversity and inclusion. I also support behavioural initiatives and work with students (like the Kaiwhakamanawa Tauira & clubs on campus) throughout the year on cool projects to make campus a safer, more inclusive place for everyone.

2. How long have you been in this role?

I have been at Lincoln for just over 3 awesome years now.

3. How does your role fit within the wider university structure? I work within the Wheako Tauira Student Experience team which is part of the wider Student Engagement team. In Wheako Tauira, we all do different roles and look at the student experience as a whole. My work colleagues range from looking after the transition to uni, MyLinc and general enquiries to student surveys and all the information you see across student newsletters and the digital screens and posters around campus.

4. What are the key issues you focus on in your role?

Sexual harm prevention is one of my top priorities because rates of sexual harm for people aged 16-24 years old are higher than other age groups. This is why we have compulsory programmes like Respectfully Lincoln, which aims to help new students aged under 22 build knowledge and skills to engage in safe, respectful and healthy sexual relationships.

We are lucky to be a campus with such rich diversity, and another key part of my role is helping students to acknowledge, connect with and celebrate the diversity we have in our community, and aim to prevent discrimination across campus. As a Uni, we are committed to ensuring that every student feels welcome and safe while they’re studying here and I help support this by working alongside students, LUSA, Te Awhioraki and student clubs to help create a sense of belonging, visibility and connection on campus.

If you have any ideas about what we can do across campus to address any issues you are worried about, connect with me!

5. How do you engage students in safety awareness initiatives?

I am a big believer in the idea that connection creates buy-in. Working alongside students who have a deep sense of purpose, are keen to make a meaningful difference on campus and be champions in our community is the key to getting other students to engage in our initiatives and programmes. Creating change takes courage, time and the right people (our students and leaders in our community) to begin and lead the conversation and inspire others to take part in shaping a safer, more inclusive campus.

6. What does success look like in your role?

I feel like I’ve been successful in my role when I hear from students, alumni and community that they’ve noticed campus shift to feel like everyone can be completely themselves, feel a sense of belonging, and thrive at Lincoln.

7. What do you like to do in your spare time?! I love cooking, baking and am a very social busy body. I always try to book 1-2 holidays a year where I get to check out a place in NZ I haven’t been to yet or spend time on the water up in Marlborough or Pelorus Sounds.

Hello Nerds!

First term is almost over. Wow this year is going quick. For those of you who haven’t heard of LUNA, we are the Lincoln Uni Nerds Association. We hold events every Thursday evening at 6pm. Most regularly we play card and board games, occasionally other online games and once a term we hold a Paint & Sip night over in the LUSA Clubhouse.

It was great to see so many of you wayyyy back at the beginning of semester at Clubs Market Day, and even more fantastic to have so many new members coming along since then.

We still have one more event this term; a board games night on Thursday at 6pm, we hope to see you all there.

Follow our Instragram below to know what’s happening every week.

@luna.lincolnuni

LU Run Club is a social run club for students who enjoy running or walking together. We run every Monday during term time at 6pm, starting at the university and running around Lincoln.

We offer both 3km and 5km options, and are open to all abilities and paces, including walkers. No one gets left behind! We’re aiming to build strong weekly turnouts this year and would love to see as many new faces as possible join us.

We also have three special events planned where we’ll travel to some locations in and around Canterbury for a run and a treat afterwards. The first is Sumner Beach on the 15th of March, with two more trips planned to Hanmer and Taylors Mistake (dates to be confirmed). These events are a great chance to explore somewhere new and get in amongst a relaxed run in a more scenic spot.

If you’re keen to get involved, come join us on one of our runs. You can also follow us on socilas below to stay in touch and get updated.

@lurunclub

LU Run Club

BUDGETING For STUDENTS

How studying can be your future investment

1.

Don’t rely on your Student Loan

Interest-free student loans seem like easy money, but borrowing too much could leave you shackled with debt for years after those final exams. Earning income from other sources such as a student allowance, scholarships and part-time work can help.

Having a plan and sticking to a budget will save you stress and will let you focus on your studies. Plus you’ll graduate with a manageable student loan… and money skills to last a lifetime.

2.

Expenses to consider at Uni

To work out how much it would cost in total to get a qualification, think about both study costs and living costs.

Study Costs

These are the costs you need to pay as part of your course.There are two components:

Course fees: These are what you have to pay to the university, polytech or other training institution. Course-related costs: These are what you’ll have to pay to take part in the course, such as textbooks, stationery, photocopying, computer equipment, travel or Student Association fees. There is a limit to how much you can claim each year.

3.

Living Costs

This is the money you’ll need to house, clothe, feed, transport and enjoy yourself while studying. Living at home can be a great way to cut down on expenses – but parents always appreciate any help, financial or otherwise!

Tuition fees differ depending on what course you do.

To get an idea of how much things will cost while studying, try the Studylink website: www.studylink.govt.nz

To work out a detailed budget for living costs, use their budget planner.

4. How to make Money while you’re Studying

Student allowance and accommodation benefits:

Government-funded income options include the student allowance and accommodation benefits. Whether you can get these depends on a variety of things including how much your parents earn. The student allowance is a weekly payment to help full-time students with living expenses. Unlike a student loan, you don’t have to pay this money back.

Accommodation benefits differ depending on where you live.

Find out about student allowances and accommodation benefits on the StudyLink website.

Scholarships:

Scholarships are also worth looking into. There are many organisations that provide scholarships to help students fund their studies, and the money doesn’t have to be paid back.

Part-time and holiday work:

Part-time work through the year and holiday work is great if you can get it! It can help you keep your student loans down by minimising how much you need to borrow for living costs. When relying on part-time work to pay expenses, think about your course workload and try to balance the two.

When receiving a student allowance and working part time, you need to let StudyLink know, as it might affect your payments. Check out current job vacancies on the Student Job Search website.

Support from friends and whānau:

While some parents can contribute money for fees or living costs, others may be able to help out by letting family members live at home while they study. As rent is likely to be the biggest living cost, living at home could save thousands.

If you can afford to, it’s a good idea to make some contribution to the household budget. Or there may be other help you can provide like child care. Try to take responsibility for personal expenses like travel to class, mobile costs, snacks and sports activities.

My Lincoln Chinese New Year!

Chinese New Year is China’s biggest “group project”: everyone comes home, the dinner table turns into a buffet, and the colour red suddenly appears on every door, window, and probably your soul. The night before New Year’s Day is New Year’s Eve, when families eat a huge reunion dinner. Dumplings mean “wealth,” rice cakes mean “leveling up,” and sweet rice balls mean “staying close.” In short: you eat, and you manifest.  This year, I spent Chinese New Year in Lincoln, far from my family, so I decided to run my own solo festival. I cooked a six-dish reunion dinner for myself because “six” sounds like smooth luck in Chinese culture. Honestly, it also sounded like a reasonable amount of optimism. I even made dumplings, cut paper decorations, and wore Hanfu for photos. If you’re going to be abroad, you might as well be dramatic about it.  Later, I video-called my family, and we watched the Spring Festival Gala together. At home, we usually snack, chat, and fight over WeChat red envelopes like it’s an Olympic sport. This year, I still managed to “win” a bunch and even received hongbao from family and friends. Apparently, distance does not block money.

By the end of the night, I realised I wasn’t lonely at all. Between online calls and the friendly Lincoln campus vibe, my New Year still felt full. To finish, I arranged sunflower seeds into a little horse shape and made a wish: may 2026 be brave, energetic, and unstoppable… just like a horse, and hopefully like me after eating six dishes.

Tuesday 21st April

LUSA Club House - Access on the road between Gate 1 and Gate 2 or from behind Hudson Hall 12.30pm–Until food runs out

Have you ever visited the LUSA club house? It’s got meeting spaces, cooking facilities and a beautiful yard for summer hangs.

We’re hosting an open day so you can come see the club house for yourself. Come along, check it out and grab a free sausage! GF + Vegan options available.

Like what you see and want to book it for yourself? You can book the club house (and more spaces) at lusa.org.nz/room-bookings

lusa.org.nz/clubs

Free and Confidential

Onsite Drug Checking Clinic

Thinking of taking drugs before a festival or an event?

Know Your Stuff offers a free, legal, confidential, non-judgmental drug checking service which can check if your drugs are what you think they are and don’t contain any nasty surprises or ingredients which could cause harm.

2026 Dates

Thurs 23 April

Thurs 7 May (Before Grad ball)

Thurs 4 June

Tues 14 July (ReOri Week & Winterball)

Thurs 6 August

Thurs 10 Sept

Thurs 15th Oct (Before Garden Party)

So, what is Drug Checking?

Drug checking is a harm reduction approach where you can anonymously provide a tiny bit of whatever you’re thinking of taking– a pill, powder, whatever –and some friendly people using sciency machines will be able to tell you if it actually is what you think it is, how strong it is, and if there’s any dodgy stuff mixed in. Basically, it’s a way to get the real facts about what you’re consuming (and that there are no hidden surprises!) without anyone knowing it was you.

Why does this service even exist?

Simple: street drugs are sketchy AF. You have no clue what’s actually in that pill or powder you’re buying and could be cut with anything; it could be way stronger or weaker than you think, or even be a totally different drug altogether. Unfortunately, these can lead to some serious side effects, including hospitalisation and even death. Drug checking is like getting a sneak peek behind the curtain so you actually know what you’re dealing with before you take it. It’s all about trying to be a bit smarter and safer when you’re facing that unknown.

But won’t I get in trouble with the University and/or the Police?!

Drug checking services, including KnowYourStuffNZ are 100% anonymous and confidential and carried out by a third party completely independent to the University and Police – no personal details will be shared, so you don’t need to worry about getting in trouble! Your presence at a drug checking clinic is not grounds for Police to search you and the results of your test cannot be used as evidence in court. However, you aren’t protected while travelling to a drug checking clinic, so we recommend you only bring as much as is needed for the test. Check out the Drug and Substance Checking Legislation Act 2021 for more information.

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Who are KnowYourStuffNZ?

KnowYourStuffNZ addresses the lack of factual, proven information available to drug users about the substances they intend to take by providing drug checking and drug related information at

festivals, events, and city clinics. They are basically a bunch of legends who offer free, no-questionsasked, confidential drug checking and have been contracted by LUSA to provide regular on-campus drug checking clinics. They’re all about keeping people safe by giving you the real deal on what you’re taking, no judgment involved.

Do I get my drugs back after testing?

Absolutely! While the sample you present for testing will be destroyed (only a teeny amount is required – about a match-head worth), anything not used in testing will be returned to you.

Is it free?

We know that the cost of living is hitting students hard, so the good guys at LUSA are covering the cost for the on-campus drug checking clinics run by Know Your Stuff, which means it is 100% FREE to access!

So, by providing this service, does this mean you condone drug

use?

LU and LUSA do not condone the use of drugs, and all drug use has risks. However, we know that some students have already purchased drugs and plan to use them. Therefore, we want to ensure that they have the opportunity to get those drugs checked so they know what they are really taking in an effort to prevent potential harm.

Can’t make the on-campus

drug checking clinics?

thelevel.org.nz

Check out The Level for alternative drug checking clinics and locations around Canterbury and NZ.

THE ‘SOBER CURIOUS’ MOVEMENT

ARE YOU OPTING FOR A SOBER 2026?

The “sober curious” movement is a growing trend where Gen Z students are actively choosing to reduce, limit, or eliminate their alcohol consumption. This is not due to addiction or dependency, but to improve their overall physical and mental health. This shift represents a move away from the traditional, alcohol-centric “party” culture often associated with uni life. It’s not necessarily about total, lifelong abstinence, instead, it is about intentionality. Compared to preceding generations, Gen Z may be the soberest generation yet, consuming about one-third less beer and wine than previous generations. They are also shifting toward alcohol-free beverages at a significantly higher rate.

HEALTH AND WELLNESS FOCUS:

There is heightened consciousness about the physical effects of alcohol, with many aware of its long-term health risks. Recognizing that alcohol contributes to anxiety, depression, and poor sleep, students are choosing to stay sober to maintain emotional resilience and mental clarity, especially in stressful academic environments.

SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCE:

Platforms like TikTok and Instagram have helped normalize “sober living” (#SoberLife) and “intermittent sobriety,” such as “dry months” (Dry July).

Growing up with social media, we’re more aware of the potential consequences of “out of control” behavior being immortalized online too!

STUDENT CULTURE:

There has definately been a surge in popularity for high-quality, non-alcoholic beverages, which allows students to still party without effects of alcohol. While binge drinking still exists, a significant number of students are finding that going out sober is not only accepted but sometimes considered “cool”.

BEING ‘SOBER CURIOUS’:

It is not necessarily about total, lifelong abstinence. Instead, it is about intentionality, choosing to drink only in moderation, or not at all, to see how it affects their productivity and well-being. Learning that socializing, partying, and making memories do not require alcohol.

LU Culture of Korea Club Spotlight

1. What inspired the creation of the Korean University Club? The LUCK club was created to share Korean culture with the wider campus community and to foster connections between Korean students and those from  diverse backgrounds. In recent years, interest in Korean culture, such as K-food, K-pop, and Korean films, has grown a lot.

2. What is the main mission or purpose of the club? The club aims to provide a space where students can experience and enjoy Korean culture together in a relaxed environment.  The main purpose of the club is to introduce Korean culture and promote cultural exchange among students. We also try to create a welcoming community where Korean and international students can meet, talk, and spend time together outside of their academic work.

3. How would you describe the club in three words? If we describe the club in three words, they would be community, culture, and connection. The club also helps students build connections by creating opportunities to talk about Korean culture.

4. What are some of your most popular events? During events, we often introduce simple aspects of Korean culture and encourage casual conversations. These small talks naturally help students get to know each other and make new friends.

5. What makes your club unique compared to other cultural clubs on campus? One thing that makes our club unique is that we focus on creating an open and comfortable atmosphere. Students from any background can join the events, learn something new about Korean culture, and interact with others in a friendly setting.

6. What has been the most rewarding part of being involved in the club? The most rewarding part of being involved in the club is seeing students from different cultures come together and enjoy the activities. It is especially meaningful when students say they learned something new about Korean culture or met new friends through the club.

7. Are there any exciting events coming up that students should look out for? We are planning to continue organizing casual cultural events where students can experience Korean culture and spend time together. These events are designed to be simple and welcoming so that anyone can easily join.

8. How can students join or follow the club? @luck_lincolnuni

PARTY SAFE!

From Ori and Re:Ori to Winterball, red cards, and Wednesday night flat parties, there’s almost always a reason to party. Parties are an integral part of student life, but partying responsibly isn’t hard and it’s important to understand the risks. Here’s some tips on how you can be responsible while having fun!

Host Responsibly

When you decide to throw a party, don’t make it public on social media. Make sure your whare is big enough for the people you invite and have a plan in place if 200 people randomly show up, because it’s a Saturday night and that just happens sometimes.

There are also some pre-emptive options if you are planning on having a big one:

• Register with GoodOne: These guys will help you out with almost anything you need. Definitely get in touch with them if you’re hosting something big. They provide a whole bunch of information about how to host well and put on the best event you can. They can even send out your local cops for a wellfare check up on the party while it’s happening! (great chance for a selfie), and if you think a party is getting out of hand, give them a call sooner rather than later as a heads up – or better yet, talk to them before the party even starts.

• Check with your Neighbours before you Host: Noise can be an issue once you start getting into the swing of things. This is usually the main reason your party will get shut down and your equipment confiscated. Let your neighbours know. They are much less likely to get angry at the noise if they know it’s coming.

• Tell People to Bring Cans: Smashed glass bottles suck for everyone and you’ll need to sweep up any glass broken out on the street and/or footpath.

• Have Food and Water Available: Standard

• Set an End Time: and try sticking to it.

• Check all flatmates are keen for hosting the party.

• Make sure all your valuables are locked away: Local thieves and burglars like to party too!

• Don’t Light a Fire: Don’t let anyone set/light any fires regardless of whether they are contained in a brazier, etc. It’s just not a good idea when partying.

• Keep Track of who is Attending the Party: Try and make sure you know who is attending your party. You are responsible for their behaviour at your place. You don’t want to end up at the Proctor’s Office on Monday if something goes hairy!

If a party looks like it’s getting out of hand, maybe it’s time to head home. Check yourself and your mates when you’re out and about. Sometimes a situation may look manageable, but be aware that it can change in a second, the aim should be to have fun with your mates!

and have a good one!

remember to Register before 12pm on the thursday before the event

LANEWAYS AUCKLAND 2026

I had the pleasure of flying up to Auckland during Waitangi Weekend to enjoy Laneway Auckland at Western Springs. Laneway is a festival that starts in New Zealand and ends in Australia, fondly described as ‘artist summer camp’ for the artists that play due to it being a short 2-week festival in the height of Australia/Aotearoa.

This year, Chappell Roan led the charge as an amazing headliner with acts like Wolf Alice, Lucy Dacus, Geese, Pink Pantheress, Wet Leg, Benee, Role Model, The Dare, and Gigi Perez, to name a few. The weather was gorgeous but humid, and we got there around 12.20pm for a 12.30pm gates open. The queue was quite long, so keep this in mind if you’re planning on attending next year. It curved all the way around Western Springs and up the hill, but moved quite quickly. For those with Westpac accounts, you could receive a tag that allowed you priority entrance not just at the festival but at certain stages.

After attending in 2025, I noticed the organisers improved queuing by making it single file and offering paid lockers for those wanting to store merch or a change of clothes for later. Laneway also included a chill-out tent and low sensory area, and it’s great to see more festivals include this for increased accessibility. In these areas, they had shade, picnic tables, bean bags, and charging stations so you can have rest during a busy day. There were also some great activations from NEON, Mitre 10, and Yves Saint Laurent. I didn’t get a chance to check it out, but apparently, there was a secret club you could check out if you knew the password!

The music on offer was a great mix of international and local talent, ranging from DJs and house music to indie bands and pop stars. The crowd, in particular this year, was friendly and kind, with much of this year’s audience catering to LGBTQIA+ and allies alike. I personally got to hear Lucy Dacus, Geese, Wolf Alice, and Wet Leg, as well as the headliner, and I would jump at the chance to see them again! Two of the artists even collaborated on a new song - The Dare x Wet Leg’s remix of ‘mangetout’ – the original is famously used in the hit series Heated Rivalry. Many artists’ events brought out other talent on stage, with Role Model bringing out Aotearoa’s own Benee to be Laneway Auckland’s ‘Sally’ for his song ‘Sally, When the Wine Runs Out.”

Highlight of the night for me was watching queer and straight couples alike enjoy Chappell Roan’s “Love is a Kaleidoscope” and dancing the night away with thousands of people to “HOT TO GO!” Would recommend this if you’re into festivals and love pop-indie music! Check it out!

POLICY CHOICE IS A hunger

Being a student in 2026 means budgeting down to the dollar. Rent climbs. Groceries climb. Wages don’t. So, why is the cafeteria in the Waimarie building pricing food like we ’ re brunching in the CBD?

P

ĀTAKA KAI PRICES:

$15 for a bagel.

$11.50 for a croissant.

Around $10 for half a burrito.

This isn’t “just inflation,” it’s the exploitation of a captive market. Students between classes don’t have time to leave campus. The message is clear:

Pay up or go hungry!

When campus food costs the same as, or more than, a wellstocked city café, something is off. Students are not a luxury market. We are a financially vulnerable community trying to get through degrees without sinking deeper into debt.

Food on campus should be accessible. It should reflect the financial reality of students. Right now, it reflects something else: indifference.

$12 for a bland hot lunch — sweet and sour chicken with rice — with no vegan option.

This isn’t a call for outrage for the sake of it. It’s a call for awareness.

Pay attention to where your money goes. Notice what you ’ re getting for it. Ask whether it reflects your reality as a student. Because every dollar you spend is a signal.

And in a system that runs on student spending, choosing wisely is one of the few powers we actually have.

LUSA Executive 2026

Meeting Dates

Dear students of Lincoln University,

Would you like to know more about what goes on behind the scenes at LUSA? Come learn more about what we've been up to, our processes, and our policies at our board meetings this year.

Contact the LUSA president at president@lusa.org.nz for more information.

P.S. If you're an online student, you can still attend online!

2: 26th March

3: 23rd April

4: 21st May

5: 18th June

9: 22nd October

10 (tentative): 12th November

Friday, the 6th of March, saw the first Lincoln Young Farmers trip of the year. Thirty six club members packed into three vans and set off up the east coast of the South Island, bound for the Awatere valley and the iconic Molesworth Station.

Along the way, we were lucky enough to visit three amazing farming businesses. Our first stop was the Middlehurst Farm store, where we gained an insight into how the store fits into the wider farm business and works as a marketing and physical presence for online meat sales and restaurants. We then carried on up the coast to Taimate Angus, a diverse farming operation consisting of an Angus stud, lamb trading, dairy grazing, and a vineyard in a very harsh and dry environment. We arrived on bull semen testing day, and got an interesting insight into the process, the unique structure of stud breeding operations, along with the complexity of designing a farm system that performs in a difficult climate.

We finished up at Aotea Station, a 1400ha Sheep and Beef property with 22ha of vines, and learnt a lot about the property’s history, and how it operates today, along with the current state of the viticulture sector. We then moved into the woolshed and enjoyed a few drinks and burgers, ready for a big day on Saturday!

Saturday saw us begin our drive toward the vast Molesworth Station, the biggest commercially farmed property in the country. On our way, we stopped at Middlehurst Station - the farming operation behind the store we visited on Friday. It was a unique insight into the history of the property, the development that has gone into it, and the wider farming business. We then reached the Molesworth Road and trekked through to Hanmer, stopping at some historic locations such as the cob cottage and the Molesworth homestead. We eventually made it through to Hanmer

with a few boat races and dodgy ford crossings on the way, and set out for our last farm of the day - Glenn Wye Station.

Luke, the stock manager on the property, gave us some insight as to how the 26,000ha station is managed and the current development taking place. We then headed back to Hanmer, where we enjoyed our fish and chips before supporting the local economy at the Irish Pub.

Sunday saw us head back to Lincoln, stopping along the way at Willy Jamison’s dairy farm, a unique dairy property with a mix of flat to steep contour, which was also investing in Halter technology.

A big thank you to all the farmers and club members who made the trip so good, and to LUSA for their support in making it happen! See you at the next one.

PART-TIME WORK STRUGGLES FOR STUDENTS

Student Job Search says the number of students trying to find work is heartbreaking!

In January, Student Job Search had 4600 jobs listed and a whopping 38,000 applications for positions. As the cost-of-living crisis continues to rear its ugly head, university students are struggling to find part-time work alongside their studies, with an average of around eight students competing for every job!

“I haven’t been able to get any jobs for two years now. Even your normal part-time ones like fast food, local cafes, [and] things in the mall,” one Auckland University student told RNZ.

“It’s really tough. I have been applying since I was a young teenager and I still have not got a job. It’s really hard. You have to know someone,” another said.

Job listings are back at pre-Covid levels, but the jobs available are far less secure. Instead of having one part-time role, students are often juggling multiple roles, such as casual employment. Another factor is that some graduates can’t secure full-time permanent work, and so they’re holding on to their part-time or “student-like” roles, putting increased pressure on student work. Students are doing it hard, it could in fact be the hardest environment for students in the last three decades. It’s creating tensions between work and study – with students missing a lecture or study to go to work. On the flipside, some students are also studying further because they can’t get full-time work, or are even staying in study because it’s too expensive to stop! Students can’t afford to not have access to student allowances and loans, which has a huge long-term financial impact.

Good news ahead though. Once the market recovers, we should expect student employment to be in a better position. The employment market is often the last to recover in an economy. Stay persistent, there is hope, and with every application it’s a step closer to getting you a job.

Review

I’m sure I don’t have to brief you on what Electric Avenue is, EA, Lekky Ave...whatever you want to call it, was attended by 45000 people each day, and that was about the total amount of steps I did! 53 acts, over 5 stages, 500 toilets, 500 bar staff, 500 security, and thousands of swinging jaws, made for one of the craziest experiences of my life... and I’ve done some crazy shit!

Some of the weird stuff I saw but loved:

• Doof sticks. I knew what these were (so your mates could find you in the crowd, to steer the ship, or to be used as a staff (like Gandalf)), but I didn’t know what the connotations were of what was on them! The tall stick is thick enough for attachments of self-expression, mainly drug-related, and most gave me a giggle, especially Ping Andrew!

• Ruffle hippy hot pants. Never seen so much ass in my life and I don’t want to see any more!

• Swinging jaws and super-friendly people. I had a few girls snuggle up to me in my pink, fluffy coat. Being a true Cantabrian, I knew that the forecast was for a good ole south-easterly Saturday night.

• Boots. The reliable festival shoe offers durability, support, and stability for long days outdoors. Not so good when you’re stuck behind a group of girls having to take them all off to be checked by security for Scooby snacks.

• Sitting on the mate’s shoulders photo. Getting this just right takes patience, strength, and Dutch courage. Always happy to help take the snap, though!

To the music.

Friday favs: Kicked off with Drax Project (Shaan Singh is soooo hot), where we got a pretty mint spot in The Hangar up front, but with room to dance. ‘All this Time’ was insane - such a banger, then he decided to let off some fireworks in his already sexy Sax! He said it gave customs a bit of grief, trying to get those explosives through customs! Onto Corella to cool off with a bit of ‘Blue Eye Māori’, then straight into Supergroove to for some throwbacks like ‘Chains’, next were NZ anthems, L.A.B.

By now, things were heating up in every meaning of the word as Split Ends graced us with their reunion by dropping an orange sheet to reveal them in all their striped, suited glory. They did not disappoint, nor did their fans, less than half their age, rocking tweed suits.  After this, it was a bit of a blur, but I remember being crushed and fearing for my life in the hangar waiting for Disco Lines, only to leave without even seeing them! After waiting 20 minutes up at the barrier to see Basement Jaxx (not wanting a repeat of Disco Lines), I got to see all my favourites up close and personal. Leaving the night with a bit of Becky Hill, whose super-strong voice had us in love.

Day 2. The sun was out, and the head was blurry, so we chilled in the sun, sitting down listening to There’s A Tuesday, who did a mint cover of Radiohead. Gearing up for Kora, we headed over to the Park Stage, where it was now 5pm, and the sun was streaming onto our backs. We almost cried looking at the clock at how fast the day had gone. I forgot how good Kora was! ‘On My Mind’, ‘Politician’, and of course’ Drop Dead Killer’ grew legs and took us away! We then stayed on for the lovely Ocean Alley, who definitely brought the crowd together with much love.

After a 3km loop for the bathroom and a drinks refill, we made our way to Kesha, who opened with ‘TikTok’, where we all sang our heart out to every word, only for things to get weird after that...so weird, we tried the Circo Disco tent and a few other acts we didn’t know, until Peaking Duck. We weren’t doing another Disco Lines crusher scenario, so we stood well back! They had blocked out the side entry/exits of The Hangar anyway. We couldn’t see a thing, and we were barely hanging on at this stage, so we called it a night, giving in to epic doom scrolling and FOMO of Dom Dolla the next day. Wah!

EA was definitely in the top 10 weekends of my life, with the most people I’ve ever seen in one go, but surprisingly, no queues for drinks or toilets! Well played, EA, you’ve got me for 2027.

THE SUSTAINABILITY

NEWSLETTER

The Lincoln Ecological Society kicked off this term at Clubs Market Day, where we ran a species identification challenge, asking students to identify at least 3 species from a range of photos and plant clippings displayed on our table.

Those who identified 3 or more species entered a draw to win a 3-in-1 Macro, Fish Eye, and Wide Angle lens adaptation kit for mobile phones. Clubs Market Day was a great success with 43 new membership sales.

Our lucky winners were Aleksandr Deloverov and Zachary Sippel!

Our Ffirst General Meeting on the 24th of February was also a great success.

Approximately 40 club members attended the event and were provided with pizza and juice (courtesy of LUSA). Our exec team introduced themselves and the events we had planned for the term.

We then transitioned into a social hour for members to get to know each other.

On the 3rd of March, a small group of our members met at Mrs. O’s for a free hot drink (courtesy of LUSA). We then went exploring around campus to find and document biodiversity interests on iNaturalist. It was a very cold morning, but our members had fun learning about some new species and enjoyed exploring some of the lesser-known patches of native vegetation on campus.

Upcoming Events:

10th March: Movie Night - ‘Think Like a Forest’ A documentary about restoration and regeneration of native bush in Aotearoa

19th March: Guest speaker

28th March: Day trip to Riccarton Bush and the Red Zone (sign up on rubric)

We will also be running a merch design competition commencing over the break.

Photo credits: William Harland

THE SUSTAINABILITY SECTION!

from the LUSA Sustainability Rep.

Kia ora tātou,

Something that is highly on my mind at present is the cost of food especially for us students. Buying in bulk, packing lunch from home and looking for recipes that use things like legumes to provide high nutritious value whilst remaining low cost are important strategies for reducing your household food costs and developing sustainable eating habits (these strategies are not only more financially sustainable, they also often reduce the amount of plastic packaging you use on a daily basis). This is a great time of year to take advantage of fruit trees around you and on campus – fruits like pears, strawberry tree fruit and apples are ripe at the moment and can easily be found by wandering around campus or visiting community gardens.

Apps like Food Print NZ and Gone Good can also help you find deals on fresh produce and consumable goods near you. Stores, cafes and shops participating in these initiatives often offer products at reduced prices towards the end of the day, which can make them more accessible to us students on a low budget.

One of my favorite ways to sustain my brain is with muffins made using the Chelsea Sugar Banana Muffin Recipe. I substitute butter for canola oil to make them more affordable and dairy free, add an extra teaspoon of baking powder, substitute white sugar for brown sugar (I think this tastes better) and add any powdered spices or flavorings of choice (my favorites are powdered ginger or powdered cinnamon and diced pear). I always bake my muffins directly in the muffin tray (no paper liners) to reduce waste. I then put them in a box in the freezer so that they stay fresh and I can access them throughout the week whenever I need to pack lunch in a hurry or need an extra snack to keep me going through study. If you have any tips or recipes you use to keep you going through the week or save money, please share them with me at Sustainability.rep@lusa.org.nz so I can include them in the next RAM issue.

Ka kite, Coral

LESS Crafts and Korero

Craft and Kōrero sessions are hosted by LESS (the Lincoln Environmental Sustainability Society) from 9:00am-11:00am in Grounded every 2 weeks. These are flexible sessions, and you are welcome to stay for as long or as short as you like. Each week LESS will focus on a different set of skills to repair, upcycle or re-purpose clothes and other materials that need some love. This is an opportunity to learn new skills and share any existing knowledge you have with others. LESS provides some materials such as wool and darning needles, however you are encouraged to bring your own craft or mending projects from home to work on.

Email Sustainability.rep@lusa.org.nz if you have any suggestions about future topics we could focus on during these sessions. The next session dates are below:

• 30th April – Upcycling your boring clothes (learn embroidery and hand stitching techniques).

• 14th May – Buttons (re-sew or replace your missing buttons)

• 28th May – Darning and mending (fix your holey socks and stitch up those rips in your favorite clothes)

SAGE Free Bike Services

SAGE (the Sustainability Action Group for the Environment) offers free, on-campus, bike service opportunities to students and staff at regular intervals throughout the year.

Though these services are free, you must book a session time (you can do this using the QR code provided).

It is recommended that you book your spot early because slots fill up fast.

Please contact Mark Oldham Mark.Oldham@lincoln.ac.nz for more information.

• 25th March

• 29th April

• 20th May

Book your spot via the QR Code

The Lincoln University Investment Society kicked off ORI ‘26 with strong energy through the Big Phuel Up on Forbes Lawn. Tunes from DJ Hokey carried across the lawn as students gathered across the lunchtime activation, creating a lively and welcoming atmosphere on campus. The event welcomed new students and introduced the society to the first-year cohort. Executive members spoke with students throughout the activation, sharing opportunities within the society and encouraging new sign-ups. Engagement exceeded expectations, between 450 and 600 students interacted with the activation, with many sampling Manuka Phuel for the first time and taking cans home. Feedback from students was overwhelmingly positive, with strong interest in both the product and the society.

The event followed another proud milestone after the society received ‘Most Standout Club 2025’ at the LUSA Best Awards. The recognition reflects the momentum behind the club.

Several major events sit in the pipeline for the year ahead, with the society planning further activations, industry engagement, and opportunities for students across campus.

SUDOKU A

LOGIC NUMBERS GAME, MINUS THE MATH!

The Grid: A Sudoku puzzle consists of a 9x9 grid divided into nine 3x3 blocks. Numbers: Each row, column, and 3x3 block must contain the numbers 1 through 9, without repetition. Start with Clues: Some cells will have numbers pre-filled, these are your starting clues. Use logic and deduction to solve the puzzle.

NASTYSCOPES

OFFENSIVE BUT FUNNY HOROSCOPES...HOPEFULLY!

You’re never boring. You have some characteristic fucking talent to find adventures for your beautiful ass. You earn money easily and quickly but as proud and principled as you are, you hate having money burning a hole in your pocket, so you try to get rid of it immediately. At the same time you bitches always have some money stashed away.

You’re phenomenally lazy. Ninety percent of your days turbulent activity unfolds only in order for you finally be left the fuck alone! You generally come off as a scatter-brained imbeciles, although in fact you’re not that dumb and don’t mind reading ‘Crime and Punishment’ when you occasionally take a break from fucking around.

Leos want to be masters in everything. You make it very clear to your partner just how much un-fucking-believable luck and happiness comes to you and demand to be treated appropriately. You don’t not mind if in everyday life you’re addressed simply as “Almighty”. However, you’re a loyal friend and like to give expensive and valuable gifts to once again make everyone imbued by your majesty and grandeur.

Libras like to dress up meanwhile annoying the hell out of everyone around choosing between tha-a-a-t one with the print and thi-i-i-s one with rips. All-in-all these bastards are chasing the peace of mind that’s so important to them but is basically unattainable because their slutty nature always outweighs the highly spiritual ideals. Libras can brain-fuck you harder than all the other signs combined.

You’re a secret pervert, that loves shagging to the point of losing your pulse. Distrustful of new people but for old friends you will tear their last Aertex shirt off their back and hair off their ass. What the fuck your friends supposed to do with a torn shirt?! You show a selfless concern for the well-being of others, even though you always get punched in the face for it.

You constantly imagine the end of the world, and get scared of your own imagination. You like a good shag but somehow there’s no vigor to it. However, if you want to, you can give it some heat, but afterwards you tend to eat yourselves up with shit for trying so hard in vain.

Virgo is the most fucking cruel and inhumane sign of the zodiac. You poison the existence of literally everyone who is ‘lucky’ enough to live in the same city with you. A Virgo girlfriend is the kind of girl who makes your bed when you get up to take a piss at three in the morning. A Virgo guy is the scariest you can imagine. Control freaks, of course.

The sex-terrorist. When there’s no one to shag they start brain-fucking, usually themselves. You’re constantly gushing with all sorts of delusional ideas, narcissistic to the point of shitting yourself, and are ready to stare into the mirror at your reflection all day long with a tender smile stating that there is definitely no one more beautiful in the world.

In general, these bitches are a very lucky sign in life which does not compensate for the constant lack of money. Despite your tendency for incessant verbal diarrhea, you usually have a lot of friends who are keeping you, the poor things, fed and warm. And all this because they know how to deftly pretend to be a kitty-cat, especially when their mouth is busy with food.

You always have the look of someone who fell out of a tree and this is what fascinates others. With all the visible and tangible fluffiness and awesomeness you are potentially a great criminal. You’re a con artist even if only in your dreams. There is no Aquarius without criminality with your dodgy past. You break the law without any remorse and even, with pleasure.

If you’re not able to work, you will still come up with a lot of strange things to do because without work you cannot achieve Zen, and a Capricorn who does not achieve Zen is a Cancer. Do you really want that? You’re is a smart-ass. Stingy – but not always. You feel your best when youre hugging a money bag.

There are two types of the Fish: the devils straight out of hell who have become blinded by their own corruption, and the angels who are faithful, truly kind, with unshakable morals. And the vile kind of Pisces, as a rule, is forgiven for everything they do, while the angelic Pisces irritate others with their unattainable holiness and sanctity.

Christchurch Pride Dog Walk!

When: Sunday, 29th March, 5pm

Where: Rollickin 98 Cashel St.

30 minute walk around our super fun city

FREE Doggo Gelato Scoops, Giveaways & Prizes!!!

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