THE ADVOCATE. A. Weekly Paper Devoted to the Interests of the High School.
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LI NCOL N, NEB. , OC1'0BEH , 16, lH03.
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LOCAI,S \\'arn e l' & Beek ma n F 111 <' s h oe~ .
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\' o u have a ll not iced t heRe '•Fo r Hale" and " F or Re ut" ca rds o n h o u R~H . h's perfect ly wo nde rful how some of theRe as we ll as o th e r t hin g . beco me mif; pl acell (?) Roy C 1·ook f! wat! seen go in g do 11' n th e f!t rect t h e ot he r day wit h a sig n o n hi s back w h ic h read: " Th i. F lat Fo r Ha iP. " Yo u take a l 5 t o 17 yea r o ld Hi g h t:lcboo l boy a nd pu t him in o ne of Pai ne's C loth ing Hto re ~< ui tR a nd he i ~< sati sfi ed a nd hi s fri e nds feel t h e Rame way.
AR Prof. A I. \V il ><ou says: " \ Ve a rc a ll n <•attii'PS nf snggestio u. If wP a re to ld a th ing a fe w li me" Wf' F~OO n beg in to be lieve it. -;\ o 1w of II ~< wo uhl be at all SU I'jJr isetl to see C hi e·ehi <"·e hi r Me La ug blin bl oo m out iu pin fpatlw rl' RO lli <' cl ay.
lt :w y of yo u W<tnt a cer tain you ng lady. a nd n w 't find h e r, as k one of !be ~e ni o rs to •·Fl eldw r" :tro u1 ul. Tl1 e r<> is 11 0 d o ubt hu t wha t HeeRe \\' ilkin · so n is •·s hiuin g'' in Gc nn a n, but likP so m a ny mocl est p<'o l•le, he kee pR hiR cand le nud er a Lushe l. "B u ~y" Rays i t~< a ~ n a p to r un 6nape l. A ll you h:we to d o iH tn ~ i t by Mr. ;\-l ercP r, a-!_1 d he tt• ll s yo u wh a l to H :t~'·
(-} le nu ~J aso n is 11 ow ta kin g wo rk at the l yu i. As a stimul ato r he iR ta kin g t he ph ys i~·:1 1 \' lilt nr<• \'OIII'SP •HI t lw . id e-w<>s l side, I he li (•V<'. ;\l ore peop le wo uld l'O lll e o ul to t be ball games if a )I t bc boy we re as lo ng-headed as ({u sse ll iA. He save~ e no ug h gas e<t.ch t ime h e ea ll t< l o IIIOI'P t ha11 pay hf' r way t,o th e gam e.
Beware of t he abse nt- mi11 ded ma n! D. Do 11 a lcl P lum b re<:ent ly invi ted a f riend to ta ke lno('h with h im a ! t hf' "Beanery., . Tb <· f r iend, th in ki ng to save mo iHlY fo r t he foot ball g~t m e , g ladl y acce pted . W he n i t camP t im e fo r F;e t t lemcn t, D. D on a ld discovered that he o11l y had n ine eents, and t he f ri e nd w:t>< co mpell ed to pay for h is ow n di nn e r :111d pa r t o f h is h ost'~. 0 11 e 11 00 11 iu the Drill · r oom so tiJ y ~c r ap in g his b ra in s ( ~ ) fo r ~>o m e mea ns Of doi ng so methi11 g r eal cu nni ng, A Soph omo re sat w it h some beans. At length with sk ill qu ite amazing. From h is fin ger a c racker flew o ff ; Bu t m i ss in ~ its ma rk by a met re, i t li t o n t he pl atP of th e PI'O L Th e t:lop ho mo re tn l'll ed g ree n a nd ye ll ow, A ud o ra nge a nd p ur ple :t11 d brow n. A nd sh oo k like t he leaves of t he m ap le, F rom hi s Rhoe·st ring>< up to his c row11 . T he Pri11 c ipal hovered above h im , Th e g irls all hitl i n the ir h ood s; "My son", he heard t be voice sayin g, "Back , fo reve r back to t he w ood s. ,. Capta in "Bill " says its r eal n ice to h ave a so re tl ho ul de r sometimes, because then he can stand o n the sid e lin es a n info1·m the woucle;·i ng ma ide ns why ii is t,lwi r t,eam i~ being beate n. A ('lass ha late ly been o rganized iu pa rli ~ mentary la 11' wit h Edward .j Gh nsto ll as iu· strncto r. T h is is :t ra re o ppo r t un ity w!. ich few Rh o nld mi ss. A ma n was bPard to rema rk upon t he street th e othe r day, t hat he had neve r y et fo und his match. H o w nar 1·o w if' bum a n viRio n ! .Fat Rey no ldR will match him :t n~· time at a ny plac·e.
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