Going for a Swift Walk in July
Friends of Island Pond Wood were delighted to welcome Chris Mason from the Cherwell Swift Project to lead a guided walk around the village on Friday 10 July. The group started at 7.30pm with an introduction by the entrance pond to the woodland, before heading up Station Road where we were delighted to see numerous swifts paired up and performing their aerial acrobatics. We were also treated to swallows catching insects over the Clock Tower pond, demonstrating nicely the differences between the identifying features of the two species. As we wandered on through Sycamore Close and up the alley way onto Skinner Road we stopped again to admire some nesting swifts. We finally finished back at The Bull on the crossroads, delighted to have seen signs of a healthy swift population around the village. The walk organisers even had time for a “swiftie” in the pub (thanks Bob Watmough for that oneliner) before heading home. If you would like to find out more about swifts, or explore ways you can help this declining species, visit Action for Swifts or Cherwell Swifts, online. Chloe Bradford The cover shows the ceiling of the Parish Hall opened up after the modern suspended ceiling was removed. See also more photos on page 15. Cover designed by Matt Hill. Photo from Robert Cornford..
The Editor writes . . .
Our front cover this month shows the original timber ceiling in the Parish Hall after the modern (well, 40 years old) suspended ceiling was removed in the early stages of the renovation work. We need to look at the condition of the boards, how to handle the peeling paint, and then see if any acoustic treatments are needed. Still lots of work to be done! There are more photos on page 15. The Parish Council Report (pages 4-8 ) has more information on the Hall project, and the official press release from the Council is on pages 12-13. Through this issue reports from village organisations tell where they will be meeting while the Hall is closed. Page 9 has a photo of the Watercolour Art Group meeting in the Island Pond Wood for an open air session. A report with photos on page 10 tells of an unexpected discovery during the midweek Working Party in the Wood, and an alert is on page 14 for the Autumn Event from IPW in September. There is a review on pages 36-39 of the Village Players’ Summer Show Frozen - The Disney West End Musical, with photos on pages 22-23. And we now know (pages 28-29) from the Players that the 2027 Pantomime will be Puss in Boots. News of St. Mary’s Fayre in September is on pages 26-27, 32-33, and 43 - book the date now in your diaries or calendars. A report from the Telraam traffic monitoring system with data for July is on page 35: there were 138,658 cars and 25,869 heavy vehicles through the village in the month. Page 27 lists two road closures for August. New District Councillor, Timothy Faltermeyer reports (page 25) on the campaign against the plan to house asylum seekers in Piddington. Please support our advertisers, and mention Launton Lines when you use them.
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A monthly newsletter for Launton. Published around the first of each month by the Launton Community Communications Group © 2026 Launton Lines
email: launtonlines@launton.org website: https://launton.org/launton-lines/ The Launton Lines Committee 2025-2026 Chair: Vacant | Secretary: Kate Greig | Editors: Robert Cornford, Matt Hill Treasurer: Vacant | Distribution: Shirley Johnson | Advertising: Tom Sowler
Contact the Parish Council We now have a locum clerk, Gill Peacock. You can contact the Council by email at clerk@launtonpc.gov.uk or on the Council’s mobile at 07305 303 889.
To book the Parish Hall Contact: Joan Packer Phone: 07922 042 133 Parish Hall Committee: The Parish Council has now established a new Management Committee
LIGHT UP A LIFE
Would you like to sponsor an evening’s floodlighting at St. Mary’s Church in memory of a loved one, to give thanks for the birth of a child, or to celebrate a baptism, a birthday, or a wedding? A minimum donation of £10 is suggested which can be Gift Aided. Please contact Joan Packer on 01869 241694 by 20 August 2026 for entry in the September 2026 edition of Launton Lines.
16 July | Sponsored by George Richardson. Remembering Randi who would have been 91 on this day With love from George, Elizabeth, William, James, and all the grandchildren 29 August | Sponsored by Mary Brydon Remembering my dear husband Tom
LAUNTON PARISH COUNCIL
Notes from the Parish Council meeting held on Thursday 2 July 2026 at 7.30pm in Launton Parish Hall Councillors present: Mr Glyn Austin, Mr Andy Briant, Mrs Jackie Hackett, Mr Simon Turner and Mrs Jaqueline Webber (Chair) In attendance: CDC Cllr Timothy Faltermeyer and 4 members of the public Reports from District and County Councillors CDC Cllr Dr Timothy Faltermeyer attended the meeting and delivered the following report on these issues: The ‘Forever Chemicals’ in the ground at the proposed Heyford Park development. Cllr Faltermeyer reported that members of the public had challenged the owners of the proposed development at Heyford Park of up to 9,000 houses at a meeting. The developers said that there are no chemical deposits in the ground but Cllr Flutterer has proof that there are and he is in contact with someone at Vanderbilt University in the USA regarding these chemicals and the problems arising from them. The Government's proposed asylum seeker accommodation at Site A MOD Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 4
Bicester. Cllr Faltermeyer reported that CDC was not consulted on the proposal to accommodate people seeking asylum at Site A on MOD land near Piddington and Arncott. Cllr Faltermeyer indicated that he will be attending a meeting with Calum Miller on Friday 3 July regarding this, and CDC will be opposing the plans for the safety of residents and for the migrants. Cllr Faltermeyer confirmed that as these are legal asylum seekers, therefore they cannot be detained within the site. No other reports had been received. Governance and Consultations The Council agreed to hold further Launton PC meetings at the Grange Farm Conference Room until the Parish Hall refurbishment was completed. At the time of writing The Council reported that an application for the role of Clerk and RFO had been received and Launton PC approved the appointment of Krizia Gurung, who will commence employment on 3 August 2026. There are also still vacancies for two Councillors, details of which may be found on the Parish Council website. Finance The Finance Report is available with full details of all transactions on the Parish Council website. The Council discussed a request from the Volunteer Drivers Service and agreed to donate them £100.00. Planning All planning applications, which include the links to Cherwell’s Planning Portal, are put on the Parish Council website when they are received (www.launton-pc.gov.uk in the Agenda and Minutes section). There were three new applications this month. If a villager has concerns or comments about a planning application, they are welcome to come along to Parish Council meetings to bring them to the attention of the meeting. Villagers are also welcome to contact Councillors or the Clerk to make comments. Guidance on how the Parish Council can respond is on the Council website at https://www.launton-pc.gov.uk/planning-applications/ Parish Hall Cllr Webber reported that work was due to commence on Monday, 6 July: the Hall closes on the evening of 5 July. Cllr Webber reported a structural survey had revealed that the roof will need reinforcing before solar PV can be installed, which is being looked into by the Parish Hall Advisory Group. The Council confirmed that much time had been spent planning the closure, and alternative storage facilities had been found to store all the furniture and other equipment that cannot remain in the Hall during the works. Unwanted items had been disposed of if not taken by members of the public after unwanted items had Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 5
been advertised on social media. Cllr Turner reported that BT had responded regarding the installation of a Broadband connection, and this item would be deferred until the October meeting as there will be no access to the Parish Hall while work is being carried out. We still need volunteers to join the Parish Hall Management Committee to help managing the Hall! If you think you could help out, please contact Jaqueline Webber (jackie.webber@launton-pc.gov.uk) for more information. Highway and Traffic Issues Data from the Telraam device (see page 35), showing levels, speeds and nature of traffic on Bicester Road was discussed and Cllr Hackett agreed to investigate accessing data recorded by the three SIDs in the village as the Telraam devices do not cover all roads in Launton. The Council confirmed that problems had been reported to it regarding dangerous parking and pavements being obstructed at the crossroads end of Station Road and Blenheim Drive. It was further reported that a vehicle had been seen reversing out of Station Road into Blackthorn Road in violation of Highway Code rule 201. The Council requested the Locum Clerk to ask OCC for a site meeting with Highways officers to discuss options to address the issues that had been reported to the PC. Parking on Bicester Road near the Costcutter shop and the amount of traffic coming through the village, and not adhering to the 20mph speed limit. The Council reported that parking around the Costcutter shop on Bicester Road sometimes caused problems. It had been reported that a vehicle had collided with a car parked opposite the shop but it was unclear what the cause had been. It was agreed that this should be discussed with OCC highways officers when a meeting could be arranged. Village upkeep The Council agreed to purchase three new litter bins to replace failed or inadequate ones. The Council agreed to procure a Futuro (matching the one outside Costcutter) near the War Memorial for £468.00; a Sherwood, like the ones on West End, on Sycamore Road for £503.00; and a larger Supertrim bin at £208.00 to replace the small one near The Bull bus shelter. The Council also agreed to approve a quotation of £350 for cutting the rural verges, which would be done at the end of July or in August. The Council confirmed that with the 20mph limit on Station Road moving further out to include the new Greencore development, the Council agreed to request the Locum Clerk to ask Calber to cut the grass on the extra area that is now within the village speed limit. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 6
The Council reported that the SID near the church is becoming obstructed by the hedgerow. The Council requested the Locum Clerk to ask a Parishioner to trim back the hedge as soon as possible. Grass cutting at the bottom of West End, including the turning circle. The Council agreed to request the Locum Clerk to ask Calber to include the area from 57 West End down to, and including, the turning circle in their grass-cutting schedule. Responsibility for drainage ditches in the lane at the bottom of West End. The Council indicated that reports had been received that a tree is blocking the drainage ditch and that a culvert beneath the access entrance to the stables building is blocked. Cllr Hackett agreed to ask Tracy Sutton, the OCC countryside access officer, for advice about drainage ditch maintenance responsibilities. Ways of removing the build-up of rubbish near the Station Road bridge. The Council indicated that reports had been received that rubbish is building up on land near the old road at the new Station Road bridge. The Council agreed to request the Locum Clerk to contact CDC to ask them to look into this, as it is reportedly on private land and may not actually be rubbish, but if it is it should be dealt with. Greencore issues associated with 23/03433/REM - an update. The Council reported that M&J had taken over the ground works from Agetur who have gone into liquidation.
1. M&J contacted some residents in Station Road notifying them that they will be closing the road for 4 days in August. The Council agreed that they could defer discussion regarding this matter until the next meeting as the proposed closure is from 8-12 August.
2. M&J also confirmed that the traffic lights which are there will be moved down Station Road towards Grange Farm and extended up as far as the entrance to a Parishioner’s stables.
3. A Parishioner is having a meeting with M&J on Monday 6 July and will report back to the Council.
4. Parishioners also expressed their concern regarding a very wide ditch on the roadway and that the fencing installed between the path and the ditch is too low and could be dangerous. Chair’s Report Cllr Jackie Webber reported that the storage for Launton PC's items kept in the Parish Hall had been arranged with Boxx Storage. Cllr Webber went on to say that she had attended a Bicester Motion stakeholder meeting and reported that they were hoping to do much building on the site, including housing. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 7
Cllr Webber confirmed that she had tried to attend the OALC AGM online, but had not been let into the meeting! Cllr Webber also expressed her thanks to Peter Cox for use of his premises for meetings while the Parish Hall was closed. Agenda and dates of the next meetings The next meeting will be on Thursday 6 August 2026 in the Grange Farm Conference Room, Grange Mews, Grange Farm, Station Rd, Launton, Bicester OX26 5DX - the what3words location of the entrance door is ///pirates.bulldozer.homes. The meeting starts at 7.30pm. If you’d like to chat with a Councillor, do come along after 7.15pm. Suggestions for agenda items for the 6 August meeting need to be with the Clerk by 23 July. If you’re not signed up to our mailing list to receive news from the Parish Council, you can find a signup form at the bottom left-hand menu of the Parish Council website at www.launton-pc.gov.uk/
Ride & Stride 2026 Saturday 12 September sees the annual Oxfordshire Historic Church Trust cycle ride where several members of St Mary’s church walk or cycle around Oxfordshire to raise funds for St Mary’s church and the Trust. The money raised is split between St Mary’s and OHCT on a 50:50 basis. This year along with the usual determined crowd, it is planned that a group of the younger members of the congregation will do their own version of the event visiting the Bicester churches under the close supervision of their parents. The usual merry band of cyclists will also be venturing out on behalf of St Mary’s, Tom, Neil, Wendy, and Chris, so please sponsor them on one of the forms doing the rounds or online when they appear in any sites linked to St Mary’s Church. If you are feeling particularly energetic and would like to take part in this event then please reach out through St Mary’s at www.achurchnearyou.com/church/284/whos-who/46/ or www.facebook.com/stmaryschurchlaunton Chris Frost Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 8
Launton Watercolour Art Group
The Watercolour class usually stops over the summer but this year we are meeting informally on Tuesday afternoons in the Village Coffee Shop at the bottom of West End between 2-4 for a chat and to do some painting. All are welcome to join us. First session is Tuesday 21 July. The class has just done some sessions of ‘plein air’ painting in Island Pond Wood - see right Left is a finished picture from a member of the group. If you are interested in attending the watercolour art group, please email Paul.Ebberson@gmail.com
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Island Pond Wood midweek working party
At the working party on 14 July, while others, Bicester Green Gymmers and villagers, set to work cutting brambles, clearing paths and shifting wood chippings, strimming round the Enigma Stones, as well as burying a second stag beetle castle, a couple went into the dry brook at the top of the woodland to clear out some tree roots that were sprouting. There they came across two trees that had fallen across the brook, so they spent their time wielding bow saws and loppers to clear the channel in time for the next rain. It just goes to show the surprises that you can experience at the IPW Midweek Working Parties on the second Tuesday each month. The next one is on Tuesday 11 August. Photos by Paul Ebberson
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NEWS FROM ST MARY’S CHURCH SERVICES AND EVENTS IN AUGUST 2026 You are most welcome to join the Services listed here, all in St Mary’s. 2 August 8.00am BCP Holy Communion
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August August August August
11.00am Family Service 6.00pm Evensong 11.00am Holy Communion 11.00am Morning Worship 11.00am Family Communion
Please refer to the St Mary’s Church Launton Facebook page for any necessary amendments / additional information, or contact: The Team Vicar Revd Sarah revsarahmortimer@outlook.com 07876 188 519 or the Churchwardens Joan Packer j.packer779@btinternet.com 01869 241694 Chris Frost chrismefrost66@gmail.com 07775 066 962
SUMMER UPDATES The FELLOWSHIP GROUP is taking a break during August, and will meet again on Monday 7 September 2026 The COMMUNITY CAFÉ will aim to meet again from Tuesday 8 September 2026 so please watch out for details of the venue If you have any queries, please refer to Celia on celiamanderson@aol.com or 07710 224574
ST MARY’S FAYRE For more information, see pages 24-25, 28-29 and 39 of this issue. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 11
New Chapter Begins for Launton Parish Hall Below is the official announcement of the start of phase 2 of Launton Parish Hall Rescue - making the Hall warm. Building works start this summer as funding helps create a warmer, more accessible and welcoming community hub thanks to funding from FCC Communities Foundation and the hard work of FoLPH (Friends of Launton Parish Hall). The construction company will move into the Hall on 6 July to begin the process. The funding will be used to insulate the building to make it much warmer in the winter, upgrade and install accessible toilets, new internal joinery and electrics. The outside of the hall will have the render patched and repaired before both the interior and exterior of the Hall are painted and decorated. This project, when complete, will be a great boost to all the community. Jackie Webber, Chair of the Parish Council said: “It is fantastic that FCC Communities Foundation has awarded us this funding and we are delighted to see this long-awaited refurbishment project moving forward. Launton Parish Hall is a vital community asset, used by a wide range of local groups, organisations and residents throughout the year. The improvements will make the building warmer,
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more accessible and more welcoming for everyone who uses it. We are extremely grateful to FCC Communities Foundation and to the Friends of Launton Parish Hall for their support in helping us secure this investment. We are excited to watch the transformation take shape over the coming months and look forward to reopening a modernised facility that will serve our community for many years to come.” FCC Communities Foundation is a not-for-profit business that awards grants for community projects through the Landfill Communities Fund. Cheryl Raynor, Grant Manager at FCC Communities Foundation said, “We are pleased to support the refurbishment of Launton Parish Hall through the Landfill Communities Fund. Community buildings such as parish halls play an important role in bringing people together, providing space for social activities, community groups and local events. The planned improvements, including better insulation, enhanced accessibility, upgraded facilities and redecoration, will create a more comfortable and inclusive environment for residents of all ages. It has been encouraging to see the commitment shown by the Parish Council and the Friends of Launton Parish Hall in preparing for the project, and we look forward to seeing the positive impact these improvements will have on the local community once the works are complete.”
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150 years ago: from The Bicester Herald
Friday 4 August 1876 PETTY SESSIONS Excise Prosecution Frederick Mansfield, farmer, Launton, was summoned by the Excise Authorities for keeping a carriage and a dog at Launton, on March 16, without having licences, whereby defrauding the Board of Inland Revenue. Mr Mansfeld did not appear. Proof of summons having been served was given. Mr J B Morris, excise officer, Bicester, spoke to seeing the defendant driving a two-wheeled carriage, with four dogs following it, on March 16. He served defendant with a declaration form on April 17. From a conversation he afterwards had with Mr Mansfield, he learned that he had forgotten all about the notice, and on the 22nd of May defendant took out licences for a dog and a carriage. In reply to the Bench, Mr Warren, supervisor, said they sought for penalties against the defendant for having the carriage and dog without licences between January 1 and May 22. For the carriage, Mr Mansfield was liable to a fine of £20, and for the dog £5; but the justices had the power to reduce it by one-fourth in each case. PC George Stockford mentioned that Mr Mansfield had admitted to him the truth of the charges, and had expressed his sorrow for having allowed it to occur.
Work has started inside the Parish Hall
There is not a lot to show outside the Hall, but there has been lots of work inside. The front cover shows the original board ceiling opened up after the suspended ceiling was removed. The concrete floor area has been taken out (below right), to be replaced with a wooden floor; and the framework for insulation is taking shape (below left). Photos from Robert Cornford
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LAUNTON ENVIRONMENTAL SOCIETY IGNORE IT AT YOUR PERIL . . .
Five simple words eloquently spoken by King Charles in his address to the Joint Session of U.S. Congress referencing the Environmental Emergency that we are all facing. Global Warming is already here and the worst is yet to come. What are we going to do about it? I suppose the simple answer now is COPE! The best way to do that is to be prepared. We have joined forces with Chris Morley better known as Chris at The Bull to have a screening of The People’s Emergency Briefing on 9 August. This 50 minute film brings together the latest evidence on the climate and nature crisis, and what it means for the UK. It is intended to be watched together in communities like ours. This public information programme works to ensure that our leaders and the public are clearly and honestly briefed on the climate and nature crisis. We NEED our Leaders to Lead! The film is a composite of The National Emergency Briefing (NEB), held at Westminster Central Hall on 27 November 2025 and attended by over 1,200 MPs, peers and leaders from across UK society, bringing together experts to present a clear, evidence-based account of the risks facing the UK and the scale of response required. The underlying goal of NEB is to build support for a government-backed, televised emergency briefing to the nation.
The People’s Emergency Briefing The BULL INN in Launton Sunday 9 August, starting at 3:00pm Be advised this film is not recommended for 16 and under. It is not sugarcoated, nor is it depressing. For every worrying aspect presented there is a practical solution, Reality at its best! The organizers suggest that the 50 minute film is followed by a discussion as there is a lot to digest, it is quite powerful emotionally and that discussing the content with your neighbors may be quite comforting. You do not have to stay for the discussion. Also, we are expecting a sizable turnout, you can request a reserved seat on launtonenvironmentalsociety.com. It is harder to COPE when you are alone. No one needs to feel alone in a wonderful place like Launton… Please DO join us if you can! Ed from LES Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 16
An up-date from Our ELF (Launton Environmental Legacy Fund) In our Down-payment Fund Raising Campaigns to date (20 July 2026) the folks of Launton have raised £4,271 which equates to 213 ELF Plots. Of this total 94 Elf Plots have been sponsored for/by Individuals (specifically identified). That means that we are still in need of financial support for (only) 37 ELF Plots! Now is a good time to reserve your plot(s). Our goal of raising £5,000 is so close yet so far... Thank you for your continued support. The ELF Team Plots are available for £20 each via Just Giving, Card-net, BACS (Launton Environmental Legacy Fund, Sort Code 30-54-66 Account Number 62684760, Cash/Cheque paid to Members of The Elf Team, at The Bull or The Village Coffee Shop.
Ed Hamill Founder and Chair of LES | August 2026
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Launton School reporting . . .
Today, some Year 6 pupils are talking to us about their leavers’ play, their transition days to prepare for secondary school and waiting for SATS results. On Wednesday 15 July we performed a play called School Dayz and we really enjoyed rehearsing and performing it. We did a dress rehearsal in the morning for the rest of the school and parents were invited to the evening performance. The play is a comedy and there were lots of jokes, some for children and some for the adults in the audience. Lots of people laughed at all the right times! We spent 4 weeks rehearsing the play. There were lots of lines and eight songs we had to learn. We had a rehearsal almost every other day. The first performance was postponed due to the heat, so it took place a week later than we expected. Unfortunately, one of the cast had to pull out, so we had to rework parts of the play around their lines, but we made it work. Some of us had more than one part to play, so we had to do quick costume changes in the wings. The play is set in the future. About some grandparents talking to their grandchildren about what school was like for them. The songs appeared all the way through the play, and there was pre-recorded music played for us to sing to. We made or supplied our own costumes, some people had to dress as grandparents and someone was a sergeant major. Mrs Terry was the play’s director and she did a really great job. She is leaving the school after 22 years and we are all sad to see her go but are so pleased that she has been our teacher. Earlier in July we had our secondary school transition days. The Cooper School’s transition was over two days, and we attended 5 of the core lessons, maths, english, science and PE. We had to attend several assemblies. The Bicester School had one transition day, and we attended lessons in science, art and PE, although it was a really hot day, so we did a PE quiz, rather than a lesson. We are all looking forward to moving up to secondary school, and don’t feel nervous about it. We are also about to get our SATS results, and we’re very excited as we think we’ve done well. The results are a little bit late arriving, and we have shown great patience and resilience as we’ve waited for them. After that, we will leave Launton School for the last time, but we’re ready for what comes next. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 19
Launton Historical Society reporting . . . I can’t report on Tim Healey’s talk on St Giles Fair as we had to postpone it. Too hot and humid that Thursday evening, even in a Hall that’s well known for being cold. But Tim has agreed to give his talk next May, when we’ll have a newly revamped and perhaps almost unrecognizable Hall. We’ve just been on an outing to the Bus Museum at Long Hanborough more on that next month. A few months ago we had a talk on the museum, and felt inspired to see it ourselves. It has lots of activities over the summer - visiting coaches and buses from the 1950s and 1960s, Scalextrix displays, and heritage bus rides. In July and August, they open on Wednesdays, Saturdays and Sundays, 10am to 4pm, and there’s a café. In August we have a social in a member’s garden, and on 24 September at 7.30pm we reconvene for a talk by Joseph Rogers on Tithe Barns at the Hummingbird Centre - thank you Hummingbird! As ever, all are welcome. Gwen Skinner
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Launton Village Players performed Frozen, the
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All photos by Barry Miller
Disney West End Musical as their Summer Show
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Report from Timothy Faltermeyer, District Councillor for Launton and Otmoor
This past month I have attended many of the Parish Council meetings throughout the Ward which I represent. However, we all will be aware of the issue which has brought our area into the national news once again (previously, it was the illegal waste dump site). The proposal to house up to 1,250 single men who are seeking asylum at Site A MOD Bicester has shocked the majority of local people. I have been working with some of the parishes to raise awareness within their local communities focusing on the facts rather than myths. Sadly at this time, we remain extremely short of facts, as the Government has been reticent to share information with our local Member of Parliament, Cherwell District Council and the residents of the area. Site A is completely unsuitable for housing men who have applied for asylum whilst waiting to hear the outcome of their case. Launton may appear to be some distance from the planned site, but in reality it’s only about 4km away and walking from Site A to Launton would take well under an hour. There are two distinct and separate issues: the safety and security of the people who are resident in Launton (and surrounding parishes) and also those of the men housed at Site A, who will, I assume, have very little to do every day. Remember, they are not permitted to work, and they will have a very small amount of money given to them and will be relying on charities to provide them with items such as mobile phones (these are not issued to them by the Government, in spite of repeated reports). Piddington is the nearest parish/village to Site A, and they have created a strong team to object in the strongest terms. I am sure that they will welcome people with skills to work on their workstreams which will need to be submitted as soon as the planning application is available. Last week it was announced that Oxfordshire will have three unitary authorities, and my ward will be split, with Launton become part of “Northern Oxfordshire” with the majority of the other parishes in the ward being merged into ‘Greater Oxford’. The changes come into effect on 1 April 2028, and elections for the new council will be held next year. I know that for many people, having just one Council will be much easier to understand – rather than “it’s the County Council’s remit” or “that’s the District that deals with it”. When the unitary authorities come into existence, all the services will be managed by just one Council. Hopefully you all will have a good summer and enjoy the sunny weather.
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St Mary’s Fayre Arts and Crafts Show Saturday 5 September 2pm - 4pm
Entry Form
Name Address School Year (Children’s classes) Contact phone number Competition Class number Description of entry
St Mary’s Fayre Arts and Crafts Show Saturday 5 September 2.00pm - 4.00pm
Competition classes – all with the theme of ‘What makes me happy’
Flowers (Gold Cup adults, Hackling Cup children) 1a Adults 1b Young adult (year 7-11) 1c Children (nursery/reception) 1d Children (year 1/2/3) 1e Children (year 4/5/6) Photography (Patsy Stephens Cup) 2a Adults 2b Young adult (year 7-11) 2c Children (nursery/reception) 2d Children (year 1/2/3) 2e Children (year 4/5/6) Crafts (Jenny Brind Cup) Students from Launton school will design a greetings card from Launton to be distributed to local care home residents. Entries will be submitted through the school. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 26
RULES & INFORMATION FOR ST MARY’S FAYRE ARTS & CRAFTS SHOW Entry is free Judging will take place at noon on 5 September, no late entries (after 11.30am on 5 September, the day of the Fayre) will be accepted and the judge’s decision is final All entries must be accompanied by an entry form Entries can be dropped off at St Mary’s church on Friday 4 September 6.008.00pm and Saturday 5 September 9.30-11.30am Entries to be collected on Saturday 5 September from St Mary’s church by 4.00pm. Any items left after this time will be disposed of at the organiser’s discretion Trophies Gold Cup, Hackling Cup and Jenny Brind Cup – Launton residents and/or members of St Mary’s church are eligible Patsy Stephens cup – all entrants are eligible Photography - maximum of two entries per class per person
For further information, please contact Paula on 07713 069 259
Will Launton be cut off from the rest of the world in August? There are two separate Road Closure notices out for the village for August. Station Road is due to be closed for 5 days between Monday 10 August and Friday 14 August for installing electricity, water main and rising main connections to the Greencore site past Grange Farm. Bicester Road is due to be closed for 5 days between Monday 17 August and Friday 21 August for installing water supply to the three new houses opposite The Poplars. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 27
Launton Village Players reporting Frozen, The West End Musical From 10 to 12 July, LVP performed Disney’s Frozen The West End Musical five times in the Big Shed Theatre. It may have been scorching outside, but the cast delivered a fantastic show and brought Arendelle brilliantly into the sunshine. Elsa and Anna’s adventure featured snow, angry ice, and of course the ever cheerful Olaf. Sven the reindeer and a host of imaginative props helped bring the story to life - huge thanks to our talented prop makers. The colourful, magical costumes were another highlight; Elsa’s sparkling Coronation dress was just one of many standout creations. Our thanks also go to everyone involved in building the set, providing sound and lighting, and supporting the production in countless ways. Front of House did a marvellous job,warmly welcoming audiences, and all five shows sold out well before opening night. Their enthusiasm and organisation made a huge difference. We hope the funds raised will support the Save Our Hall project and help continue the much needed
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improvements to Launton Parish Hall. Finally, a heartfelt thank you to the entire LVP team, who gave so much of their time and energy - not only in performing, but also in setting up and taking down our pop up theatre. It was a wonderful weekend full of feel good moments, and we’re grateful to everyone who played a part. A review of the show is on pages 32-35, and photos on pages 20-21. Panto 2027: Puss in Boots Work is already well underway on our 2027 pantomime, Puss in Boots, written and directed by Julia West, with original music by Steve Webber and Ash Foster. We are delighted to share that all profits from Puss in Boots will be donated to the Fire Fighters Charity. There will be seven performances during February half term, running from 17 to 20 February 2027 in the Cooper School Performance Hall. Tickets will be available from 1 October 2026. The LVP Team
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100 years ago: from The Bicester Advertiser August 1926 Friday 13 August SERIOUS ACCIDENT AT LAUNTON On Wednesday afternoon a somewhat serious accident occurred in the vicinity of Launton. It appears that Mr George Ancil, an aged and respected farmer of that village, was driving a pony and tub, in which was also Mrs Harry Ancil, who was on a visit to Launton, and some young children, when the belly-band of the harness broke and the occupants of the tub were precipitated into the roadway. Mrs Ancil sustained a broken thigh and had to be removed in an ambulance to the Radcliffe Infirmary, whilst Mr Ancil, who hung on to the reins, and was dragged a considerable distance, sustained a severely lacerated arm and was badly shaken, but, despite his age, he acted in a very plucky manner . . . Historical note: George Ancil was 80 years old at the time of this accident, 11 August 1926 Friday 20 August A SUCCESSFUL GARDEN FETE The weather was unkind when Launton held its fete in the summer, and much of the contents of the stalls remained unsold. It was thereupon decided to hold another fete, and this duly came off on Thursday in last week in the Rectory grounds, when the elements were favourable. The result was that there was an attendance of nearly 600, and the receipts amounted to £64. On this occasion the expenses will be small . . .
Recent deaths in the village
We have received notices of the following recent deaths in Launton: Michael Deeley, of Manor Farm and The Spinney, died on 3 May. His funeral was held at St Mary’s church in Launton on 21 May. Randi Richardson died on 9 May. The funeral was held on 29 May. Patricia (Tricia) Fox, of West end and The Timbers,died on 7 July. The funeral was held on 31 July at North Oxfordshire Crematorium, Tackley. Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 31
St Mary’s Fayre | Saturday 5 September 2026 Where? St Mary’s Fayre will take place in the garden of The Old Rectory, (our thanks to Rebecca and Tom Sowler) and in St Mary’s Church on Saturday 5 September. It will run from 2.00pm until 4.00pm. Stalls and what’s happening? We will have all the normal stalls for you to enjoy such as cakes, plants and produce, tombola, books and toys. There will also be a free craft activity and a visit from our local police, hopefully with a police car this year and some free activities. Come along and have a go at Splat the Rat or the lucky dip and much more! And don’t forget the tractor to admire! Refreshments, a cuppa and cake Refreshments will be served with a choice of tea and coffee outside the Church under a gazebo where you can enjoy a slice of homemade cake. Arts and Crafts Competitions for Adults and Children The Arts and Crafts exhibits will be in the Church. The entry form is on pages 26-27 and is also available in Church: please do enter. We look forward to seeing the greeting cards that pupils of Launton School have been designing. There are also classes in photography and flowers on the theme of “What makes me happy”. Your flowers are to be an “Arrangement in a jar!” - so have a go - even a jamjar with happy brightly coloured flowers fits the theme. It would be wonderful to fill the Church with flowers. Photos are on the same theme - we are looking forward to seeing your pictures. All classes will be judged and some trophies will be awarded. Donations - thank you in advance We’d love to receive your donations, cakes, plants, produce (such as chutneys, jam etc.), tombola items and toys in good condition. More information about the St Mary’s Fayre is on our Facebook page - www.facebook.com/stmaryschurchlaunton/?locale=en_GB We look forward to seeing you on Saturday 5 September. The SMF Team Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 32
Donation of Cakes at St Mary’s Fayre
Deliveries of cupcakes and tray bakes may be made: To the Church on Friday 4 September between 6pm and 8pm; To The Old Rectory on Saturday 5 September from 10am It would be most helpful to label your container with your name and phone number and attach a breakdown of ingredients, as below. Also please indicate that your donation is for Refreshments or for the cake stall. Please complete this form by ticking the relevant ingredients, detach and include with your contribution. Many thanks for your donation. Ingredients Flour
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Launton WI reporting . . .
Due to the Parish Hall being closed for refurbishment, WI met at the Hummingbird Barn on the very warm evening of 9 July. Fortunately there is an outside area, which was ideal for the meeting. Members were reminded of the upcoming events – namely the Barbecue on 13 August at a member’s garden, and the Group meeting on 20 October which is being hosted by Launton. Following the business meeting, the speaker, Bruce Wakelin was introduced. His talk was entitled ‘ Tax, care and the new guy’. Bruce began his talk with a quote: ‘ Your wealth depends not so much on what you make, as what you keep’. He then talked about five broad topics. Estate planning - everyone should make a Will whether complex or simple. This helps those left behind how to divide the proceeds. If there is no Will then any assets may well fall into the hands of the government. It is also important to keep the Will updated with regular reviews. Inheritance Tax - £325.000 can be left tax free. There is an additional allowance of £175.000 if you own your own home and leave to direct descendants (i.e. children or grandchildren). Over the tax allowance is charged at 40%. Care Home Fees - the threshold for having care home fees paid for is now £23,000. Any money held over that means that the family/person involved has to pay care home costs, which now averages £1,500 - £2,000 per week. Sideways Disinheritance - this complex subject involves ensuring that Wills are re drawn following remarriage so that family members do not miss out. Wills can be changed to ‘Trust Wills’ and the estate split up so that children can receive their rightful inheritance. It is important that an adviser is consulted as these ‘Trusts’ can be very complex. Powers of Attorney – there are two types – ‘Finance & Property’ and ‘Health & Welfare’ Everyone is strongly advised to get these set up at an early stage. Bruce works for Silvertime Legal, and is available for home visits in the area. The next WI meeting will be on 10 September, again at the Hummingbird Barn, when the speaker will talk about Composting. New members or guests are always welcome. Joan Packer Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 34
Telraam traffic data for June and July 2026
Page 31 of the July issue of Launton Lines had an introduction to the Telraam traffic counter device on Bicester Road. We will report on the data it shows in each issue. The total data for each month is just too big to make any sense of. Here is selected data for Cars and Heavy Vehicles on Bicester Road for the two months: Month Cars Heavy Vehicles June: 138,601 21,931 July: 138,658 25,869 Remember, July was only 30 days while June was 31 days. I plan to report on the first week of each month so there will be a mix of weekdays and weekends in the data. The tables show the totals for Pedestrians and Bikes, then break down the details for Cars and Large Vehicles (LV) into those going towards Bicester (A>B) and then going towards the crossroads (B>A), and a total for each type. PedT BikeT CarA>B CarB>A CarT LVA>B LVB>A LVT 1-7 June 2026 2,210 1,123 17,254 18,439 35,693 1,639 3,002 4,641 Mon 1 June 215 183 2,597 2,811 5,408 208 303 511 Tue 2 June 182 137 2,694 2,918 5,612 169 308 477 Wed 3 June 263 204 2,745 2,961 5,706 247 396 643 Thu 4 June 336 135 2,776 2,777 5,553 442 776 1,218 Fri 5 June 388 177 2,802 2,823 5,625 358 738 1,096 Sat 6 June 418 122 1,972 2,153 4,125 135 276 411 Sun 7 June 408 165 1,668 1,996 3,664 80 205 285 PedT BikeT CarA>B CarB>A CarT LVA>B LVB>A LVT 1-7 July 2026 2,141 1,574 16,846 19,032 35,878 1,966 4,347 6,313 Wed 1 July 394 189 2,606 2,660 5,266 391 784 1,175 Thu 2 July 291 183 2,449 2,599 5,048 287 711 998 Fri 3 July 328 208 2,657 2,738 5,395 344 644 988 Sat 4 July 307 184 2,243 2,805 5,048 154 383 537 Sun 5 July 212 210 1,908 2,730 4,638 82 233 315 Mon 6 July 281 407 2,504 2,768 5,272 391 888 1,279 Tue 7 July 328 193 2,479 2,732 5,211 317 704 1,021 A couple of things jump out for me from these tables: What happened in the first week of July when the number of Large Vehicles on Bicester Road was 36% up on the first week in June? What is really odd is that in the first week of July there were more than double the number of Large Vehicles going towards the Crossroads than towards Bicester: maybe it was lorries going to the Greencore site at Grange Farm, then leaving the village towards Marsh Gibbon or Stratton Audley. Whatever the explanation, over 6,300 heavy vehicles passing through the village in a week is extraordinary, especially when one of the exits beyond the crossroads has a 7.5 tonne weight limit in place. Robert Cornford Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 35
Disney’s Frozen - The West End Musical by The Launton Village Players
Beyond the Snow and Spectacle, the Magic of Human Creativity There is something wonderfully contradictory about arriving to watch Frozen during a heatwave. Outside, the world was firmly in summer mode: bright sunshine, soaring temperatures and everyone searching for shade. Inside The Big Shed Theatre however, audiences were preparing to travel to Arendelle, with a scattering of little Elsa’s and Anna’s already bringing their own touch of Disney magic before the curtain had even risen. And perhaps that is the first clue to what makes this production so special. The magic does not begin with the first lighting cue or the first note of music. It begins with imagination: with performers, designers, musicians, backstage teams, front of house, car parking attendants and audiences all choosing to believe in a world that exists because people have created it. In their 40th anniversary year, The Launton Village Players (LVP) have taken on one of their most ambitious productions yet. A globally recognised story, with much-loved characters and some of musical theatre’s most demanding songs, is no small undertaking. Yet rather than simply recreating a familiar Disney world, LVP have brought their own creativity and imagination to
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Arendelle. This year’s production supports the Save Our Hall project to secure the future of Launton Parish Hall: the place where much of the creativity, hard work and laughter behind productions such as this begins. The story is well known. Elsa and Anna, princesses of Arendelle, face childhood loss, separation and the challenge of discovering who they truly are. Yet even familiar stories rely on the creativity of those who bring them to life. One particularly thoughtful staging choice was the brief appearance of future Elsa and Anna alongside their younger counterparts, allowing the audience to immediately connect with the relationship right from the start. The younger performers carried this opening beautifully. Young Anna (Zara Mayes) particularly, showed a pleasing ability to act through song, reacting on stage and helping us understand the character beyond the words she was singing. Both young Elsa (Abigail Burgess) and young Anna demonstrated confidence beyond their years, allowing the audience to settle into the story and enjoy their performances. The early scenes between the sisters were especially effective. A large wooden bed was wheeled on for different moments, becoming the setting for childhood memories and play. The scene where the girls created their own Olaf from toys: wooden blocks, a ball, a tambourine and a snowman puppet complete with orange nose was a lovely example of imagination in action. Long before Olaf arrives as the character we know and love, we see the simple joy of creating something together. That same sense of turning ordinary things into something extraordinary ran throughout the production. The staging made thoughtful use of the space: a black stage with five different entrances/exits allowing for pace and movement, while a simple blue cloth, stretched and woven across the stage became the sea’s waves. It was an understated but effective reminder that theatre does not need endless resources to create wonder; it needs ideas. Lighting added atmosphere throughout, particularly around the Hidden Folk scenes, where green lighting complemented costumes decorated with leafy fronds, necklaces and headdresses. The ice and snow effects were similarly effective: a simple fan and hopper dropped confetti snow across the stage, creating a convincing snowfall, while jagged ice formations appeared on cue as Elsa’s magic spread. Costumes were a particular highlight. The royal world of Arendelle was created through velvet bodices, flowing skirts, embroidered tailcoats, bold sashes, dark breeches, long boots, giving a real sense of splendour. Elsa’s transformation during Let It Go was a beautifully staged theatrical Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 37
moment. Nicky Roberts had the considerable challenge of walking backwards up four illuminated steps, wearing heels, while singing and carefully holding the sides for balance before reaching the key reveal moment. The dark blue coronation robes were swept away to reveal a pale blue gown adorned with sequined snowflake patterns, while carefully timed choreography saw snowflake-shaped formations of blue and ice-white light appear around her. It was a lovely example of different elements of production working together to create one memorable scene. Musically, the production carried the demands of Kristen Anderson-Lopez and Robert Lopez’s score with confidence. Clear diction throughout made the story easy to follow, while the transitions between spoken dialogue and song felt natural. Musical theatre relies on that golden thread: the audience should not be aware of the moment a character stops speaking and begins singing, because the emotion of the story carries them there. Beth Heale’s Anna was a particular joy in For the First Time in Forever. Singing while getting dressed is no easy feat, but she handled the challenge, while bringing out Anna’s vulnerability and loneliness. This helped make Anna’s later choices feel more understandable and grounded. The relationship between Anna and Hans in Love Is an Open Door was another lovely moment. Even knowing how the story unfolds (spoiler alert for anyone who has somehow escaped the Frozen phenomenon) it was impossible not to be drawn into their world in that moment. Beth brought a delightful innocence and coquettishness to Anna through her acting and movement, while Ash Foster’s Hans delivered a powerful belt and vocal excellence. Their harmonies, simple turns and the impressive lift combined to create a genuinely captivating number. The supporting male roles each brought something distinctive. Ash Foster again impressed with the quality of his voice throughout, while Liam Payne threw himself into Duke Weselton with full intent, embracing the comedy and remaining completely in character. Ash Sherwood demonstrated considerable versatility as Kristoff, switching between his own voice and that of Sven the reindeer, with consistently strong vocals and acting. John Nelson’s Oaken helped launch Act 2 with the wonderfully cosy Hygge. Retaining its Scandinavian feel beautifully, the number became a real ensemble moment, with additional off-stage singing adding depth and resonance and creating the sense of a wider community beyond those immediately visible. It was a chirpy, infectious song that transported us back to the mountains of Arendelle. Before long, the audience were clapping Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 38
along, smiling faces filled the room, and despite the heat, the cast were still kicking, moving and bringing the energy required to carry us through. And then there was Olaf. The delightful puppet, created by Penny Stephens, deserves enormous credit. Built broadly in thirds, with twig-like arms, ping-pong-ball eyes, large felt eyebrows, an oversized carrot nose and a wonderfully goofy smile, Olaf was clearly a creation made with huge care and attention. The details were exquisite, and even the practical ingenuity behind his movement, using kitchen tongs, added to the charm. But a puppet only becomes a character when someone brings it to life, and Chloe Mason did exactly that. Dressed in white, including the much-noticed white hat with orange bobble despite the heat, Chloe helped Olaf become far more than an object. She understood when Olaf needed to be big and playful, and when he needed a quieter emotional moment. In Summer was a genuine highlight, backed by a wonderfully smiley Summer Chorus, showcasing her incredible vocal range, timing and ability to communicate Olaf’s joy. She, and Olaf, thoroughly deserved the standing ovations from audience members at the finale. Bravo. There was a wonderfully fitting moment at the finale when an audience member holding their own Olaf could not resist introducing it to the stage versions. Puppeteer Chloe Olaf, puppet Olaf, and audience member’s Olaf all met, a small but perfect interlude where story crossed into real life. To inspire a person’s joy like that is surely the greatest human magic of all. In a world increasingly fascinated by artificial intelligence, there remains something wonderfully irreplaceable about human imagination: a puppet made with care, a costume stitched with purpose, a song performed with feeling, a community coming together to create something that exists only because people chose to make it. That is the magic beyond the snow and spectacle. Not simply the finished performance, but the hundreds of acts of creativity, skill and generosity that make it possible. In their 40th anniversary year, LVP have not just brought Arendelle to life; they have reminded us why people continue to gather, create and share experiences together. The audience may have arrived looking for Elsa’s ice and snow, but they left having witnessed something equally magical: the extraordinary things that happen when human imagination is given the chance to shine. Reviewed by Allison Ford-Langstaff Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 39
Memories of an ex-Launton Boy
This month the ex-Launton boy is still waiting for the operation to replace a hip - then to be followed (all being well) with a knee replacement. He recalls his first time in hospital (having his tonsils out) at the old Radcliffe Infirmary, and how his mother tried (unsuccessfully) to feed him up on the instructions of the family doctor. And - like many of his generation - he has very happy memories of the bottles of NHS orange juice I am hopeful that by the time you read this I will be well on the way to recovery from my hip-replacement operation which should have been carried out in November 2024, but for the late discovery of me having been diagnosed with AF (Atrial Fibrillation), thereby bringing about the first of several subsequent cancellations. This required me to go onto blood-thinning tablets for the rest of my natural, together with having to undergo something called a cardio version (or what I refer to as having my heart re-booted). At the last cancellation I was all gowned-up with x marking the correct limb and just 15 minutes from going into theatre. You would think they would have read your medical notes before I turned up for the op, but clearly they hadn’t for they suddenly realised that after the operation I might just need to transfer to a High Dependency Unit, and guess what, they had not got a spare bed for the purpose of. I am going back in a couple of days, on 21 July, subject to no further cancellations. If all is well with the hip after six weeks, I will be referred by the same surgeon to have my left knee replaced at long last, again, subject to no more cancellations. I recall my very first operation which was a tonsillectomy at the old Radcliffe Infirmary in Oxford. It all seemed so simple back then; plenty of beds and no hold-ups as I recall. Mind you, I did think they were a bit harsh when, on the morning after they gave us cornflakes with cold milk for breakfast so as to scratch our throats as we swallowed. I suppose they knew what they were doing, the sadists! I reckon I have had more medical consultations and procedures in the last couple of years than in the rest of my life all told. Mind you, as a Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 40
kid growing up in Launton, as some might recall, I was all skin and bone, which used to worry my mum, especially as I ate like a horse. Our family GP, Doctor B. Harris, whose surgery was near to the old Bicester Grammar School in Sheep Street, used to tell my mum to feed me on plenty of fatty boiled bacon. Ever since then I have loved the hot fat on beef, lamb, pork and bacon. And no! – in case you are wondering - it didn’t succeed in putting any weight back on me then. When I joined the army I was barely 9 stones in weight, but the army soon changed all that around, along with a number of other aspects of my life. For some of the lads, it was the first time in their lives that they were getting three meals a day, especially some of the lads from up North. One thing I can honestly say, even though we hardly had two brass farthings to rub together, me and my brother Cliff never went to bed feeling hungry, but I wouldn’t mind betting my mum did, just to make sure we were properly fed. And while I’m recalling things from my youth, who remembers that awful school milk we had and how in winter we used to have to place the milk crates around the pot-bellied stove in the schoolroom to thaw the milk out, which I am sure was well watered-down. And boy! didn’t those drinking straws smell horrible. But the most distant and most enjoyable health-related memory I have is the blue-topped (as I recall) bottles of NHS orange juice. Man! That was to die for, yummy yum yum! I shared a bit of a joke with some of my veteran comrades the other day as we made some comparisons in our lives, like when we were young soldiers we would ask each other on a Monday morning, “How many pints did you down over the weekend?”, and now we ask each other, “How many tablets a day are you on now?” Keep healthy and stay SAFE Tony Jeacock, MInstRE | The ex-Launton boy | July 2026 Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 41
Diary Dates: August 2026
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Sun 2 St Mary's Church, BCP Holy Communion , 8.00am. Family Service, 11am | Quiz Night at Sports and Social from 8pm Tue 4 Rubbish Collection: garbage (green) bin | Make your own Pet Paw Print at The Village Coffee shop, 12noon - 2pm 10am-1pm Wed 5 Knit and Natter at the Village Coffee Shop, 10am-12noon | Rummikub Group meet at The Village Coffee Shop, 2pm Thu 6 Parish Council, Public Session 7.15; Council Meeting 7.30pm, in The Conference Room, Grange Farm Mews, Station Road | Quiz Night at The Bull Inn, from 7.30pm Fri 7 Book Club meets at The Village Coffee Shop at 1:30pm Sun 9 The People's Emergency Briefing - the climate and nature crisis - a film at The Bull starting at 3pm (see page 16) | St Mary's Church, Evensong, 6pm | Quiz Night at Sports and Social from 8pm Mon 10 Station Road closed for the week of 10-14 August Tue 11 Station Road closed for the week of 10-14 August | Rubbish Collection: recycling (blue) and garden (brown) bin | Midweek Working Party in Island Pond Wood, meet at the pond, 10am | Make your own Wind Dancer, for all ages at The Village Coffee shop, 10.30am - 12noon Wed 12 Station Road closed for the week of 10-14 August | Knit and Natter at the Village Coffee Shop, 10am12noon | Over 60s Club Meeting, Sports & Social Hall. Doors open 1.30pm, meeting ends about 3.30pm | Rummikub Group meet at The Village Coffee Shop, 2pm Thu 13 Station Road closed for the week of 10-14 August | WI Meeting, Summer Barbecue in a Member's Garden from 6pm | Quiz Night at The Bull Inn, from 7.30pm Fri 14 Station Road closed for the week of 10-14 August | SCOTS meets at The Bull from 6pm Sat 15 Vale Brewery Open Day with food van, from 12 noon, Lugershall Road, Brill Sun 16 St Mary's Church, Holy Communion, 11am | Marsh Gibbon Farmer's Market at the Village Hall, 10am1.00pm | Quiz Night at Sports and Social from 8pm Mon 17 Bicester Road Closed for the week of 17-21 August Tue 18 Bicester Road Closed for the week of 17-21 August | Rubbish Collection: garbage (green) bin Wed 19 Bicester Road Closed for the week of 17-21 August | Knit and Natter at the Village Coffee Shop, 10am 12noon | Rummikub Group meet at The Village Coffee Shop, 2pm Thu 20 Bicester Road Closed for the week of 17-21 August | DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS TO LAUNTON LINES FOR THE SEPTEMBER 2026 ISSUE contributions to launtonlines@launton.org Fri 21 Bicester Road Closed for the week of 17-21 August | Book Club meets at The Village Coffee Shop at 1:30pm Sun 23 St Mary's Church, Morning Worship, 11am Tue 25 Rubbish Collection: recycling (blue) and garden (brown) bin | Sea Side Doodles - Beach inspired Art for all ages at The Village Coffee shop, 10.30am - 12noon Wed26 Knit and Natter at the Village Coffee Shop, 10am - 12noon | Over 60s Club Meeting, Sports & Social Hall. Doors open 1.30pm, meeting ends about 3.30pm | Rummikub Group meet at The Village Coffee Shop, 2pm Thu 27 Historical Society Summer bring-and-share picnic and social in a member's garden, from 6pm | Quiz Night at The Bull Inn, from 7.30pm Sun 30 St Mary's Church, Family Communion, 11am Mon 31 Late Summer Bank Holiday today Launton Lines August 2026 Issue 308 | Page 42
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