Unemployed Philosophers Guild 2023 Supplement by Just Got 2 Have It!

2023 WHOLESALE SUPPLEMENT

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WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD?

The origins of The Unemployed philosOphers GUild are shrouded in mystery (and wine stains). Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates allegedly drank from one of our vessels. (DISCLAIMER: UPG hardly ever endorsed drinking poisonous hemlock. We just made it look good.)

Years passed. The Roman Empire. Attila the Hun. The lost island of Atlantis, gingivitis, witch hunts… until the 1990s, when two brothers inherited the UPG mantle. These champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity, and love of paying rent toward noble ends: meeting the needs of the people for finger puppets of the great philosophers.

UPG carries on the ancient traditions even today – designing useful and beautiful things and cracking people up from our Ivory Tower HQ.

Thank you for your time millennia.

DIRTY MIND SPONGES

How you do the dishes is nobody’s business.

Dirty Mind sponge sets are made with a soft side and a rough side – aren’t we all? – and they always come in twos (sweet!) so you can have one in the kitchen and grab one for the bath.

Every squishy, scrubby Dirty Mind sponge inspires you to keep things steamy. Be sure to have a few on hand for quick clean-ups, wiping delicate stemware, or buffing intricate fixtures.

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’TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS HEAT-TRANSFORMING MUG

’Twas the night before Christmas …when the mug was still cold. Pour a steamy beverage and now it’s Christmas morning! Bright ornaments, a blazing fire, and presents unwrapped. Dozens of holiday surprises revealed.

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STEAM LOCOMOTIVE MUG

All aboard! The Steam Locomotive mug showcases 16 wheel arrangement types with notations devised by legendary mechanical engineer F.M. Whyte. Clean and classic, it’s a modern artifact of the grand old days of steam!

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A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM MUG

A Midsummer Night’s Dream mug features humble Nick Bottom (transformed into an ass)... beloved of Fairy Queen Titania (under a charm)... as jealous Fairy King Oberon beholds his handiwork... and his servant Puck steals away... If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumbered here While these visions did appear.

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BEE GARDEN MUG

A beautiful garden. A profusion of blooms. This Bee Garden mug features watercolor paintings of 13 species of flowers irresistible to pollinators (and the people who love them.)

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Not champagne, you sap! Bubbly Bathtub Gin soap is exfoliating (that’s the bathtub part) with a woodsy fresh scent and emollient olive oil to leave you with the whiff of dirty martini. After hours of putting on airs, take them off again with Bathtub Gin soap woodsy fresh, olive oil #5813

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MONDRIAN T*LIGHT

Hot or cold, T*Lights bring an element of effortless composure to your studio. Whether you live in an atelier or something closer to a cave, an intriguing Mondrian T*Light adds abstraction to that all-important space surrounding it. (Home.)

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TAROT – RIGHTEOUS FEMININE HAIR PINS

Perceptive High Priestess , creative Empress , resolute Strength – a trio of Greater Arcana figures bringing Virtue, vitality, and a powerful Feminine Energy #5804

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PLANET PLATES

UPG’s Planet Plates are a beautiful vision of our solar system in a set of eight lightweight and versatile melamine plates! The vivid watercolor portraits and beautiful design Planet Plates bring inspiration to your entertaining. Perfectly sized for dessert and snacks – or appetizers and pass-around plates at your next cocktail party.

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JOSEPHINE BAKER

Ernest Hemingway thought she was nothing less than “sensational” – but only because she was . Singer, dancer, actress, humanitarian... let Josephine Baker inspire you at home or wherever you are when you’re living your best life. #5773

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KETANJI BROWN JACKSON

Supreme Court Associate Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson can adjudicate important issues on your desk, your filing cabinet, or your bookshelf. Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! #5772

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EMILY DICKINSON

Poet Emily Dickinson remained true to her artistic vision – even without fame or professional recognition. It’s the perfect gift for someone unwilling to overlook their own gift. #0544

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ORSON WELLES

At an early age, Orson Welles began creating the actor-writerdirector-producer – along with the public persona to promote his own work. Welles became legendary – not only as a “multihyphenate” but for his careers in several media at once: radio, television, theatre, and film. #5792

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NOTEBOOKS

Our handy pocket notebook features quotes (for inspiration) and plenty of blank “canvas” (for drawing, sketching, and note-taking). The Bob Ross™ Happy Little Notebook will remind you: “Do something every day that will make you happy.”

PALEONTOLOGY NOTEBOOK

It’s full of facts and features for paleontologists – people who love knowledge and mysteries, high-tech and getting your hands dirty – not to mention the prospect of naming a species. Lined pages, room to sketch, field headings #5796

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BOB ROSS™ HAPPY LITTLE NOTEBOOK – Bob Ross Blank pages, quotes #5795

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0197 Hegel, G.W.F.

5362 Hitchcock, Alfred

T-SHIRTS $11.50 / $14.00 CDN +$1.00 for 2XL

Multiples of 2 per style/size

S M L XL 2XL

Euclid S M L XL 2XL

Insults S M L XL 2XL

Pink Freud

S M L XL 2XL

MISC

Multiples of 2

0112 Freud Slippers Sm $14.50/$18

0111 Freud Slippers Med $14.50/$18

0110 Freud Slippers Lg $14.50/$18

5525 Trumpzilla $7.50/$9 multiples of 4

IVORY TOWER DISPLAYS

5491 Ivory Tower 5582 Mini Ivory Tower

5539 Austen, Jane 5585 Beethoven, Ludwig van 5534 Einstein, Albert 5537 Freud, Sigmund 5536 Kahlo, Frida 5584 Poe, Edgar Allan 5533 Shakespeare, William 5538 Van Gogh, Vincent 0162 Freud, Sigmund 0058 Gandhi, Mahatma 5373 Ginsburg, Ruth Bader 4939 Hamilton, Alexander 0511 Holmes, Sherlock 0056 Kahlo, Frida 0029 Leonardo Da Vinci 0951 Lincoln, Abraham 0077 Marx, Karl 0081 Monet, Claude 0083 Mozart, Wolfgang A. 0310 Obama, Barack 5530 Obama, Michelle 0187 Poe, Edgar Allan 5211 Rosie the Riveter 5578 Sanders, Bernie 0099 Shakespeare, William 0115 Socrates 3558 Tesla, Nikola 5642 Tubman, Harriet 0122 Van Gogh, Vincent 0311 Warhol, Andy 3733 Washington, George 6/23 NEW PRODUCT 0596 Holmes, Sherlock 4240 Hughes, Langston 0196 Hurston, Zora Neale 0521 Jefferson, Thomas 0929 Jesus 0146 Joyce, James 0067 Jung, Carl 0057 Kahlo, Frida 0143 Kant, Immanuel 0181 Kierkegaard, Soren 5694 Kurosawa, Akira 4550 Captain Kirk (Star Trek) 0073 Lao-Tsu 0543 Leonardo da Vinci 0245 Lincoln, Abraham 3916 Malcolm X 4756 Marquez, Gabriel Garcia 0250 Marx, Karl 5594 Mercury, Freddie 4561 Michelangelo 4393 Moby Dick 0082 Monet, Claude 5736 Morrison, Toni 3265 Moses 0144 Mozart, Wolfgang A. 0249 Newton, Isaac 0087 Nietzsche, Friedrich 0518 O’Keeffe, Georgia 0644 Obama, Barack 5510 Obama, Michelle 5541 Ocasio-Cortez, Alexandria 0598 Orwell, George 0252 Parker, Dorothy 2185 Parks, Rosa 0151 Pavlov’s Dog 0921 Picasso, Pablo 0095 Plato 0198 Poe, Edgar Allan 4242 Pope Francis 4394 Raven 5299 Reinhardt, Django 0154 Rivera, Diego 5695 Rogers, Will 0223 Roosevelt, Eleanor 0254 Roosevelt, Theodore 5379 Rosie the Riveter 5300 Ross, Bob 5693 Rustin, Bayard 3555 Sagan, Carl 5545 Sanders, Bernie 0152 Schrödinger’s Cat 0646 Scream 0104 Shakespeare, William 4551 Spock (Star Trek) 0636 Tesla, Nikola 0621 Truth, Sojourner 0241 Tubman, Harriet 4097 Turing, Alan 0628 Twain, Mark 4554 Uhura (Star Trek) 0121 Van Gogh, Vincent 0643 Warhol, Andy 5544 Warren, Elizabeth 0294 Washington, George 5792 Welles, Orson 4096 Whitman, Walt 0124 Woolf, Virginia 0610 Wright, Frank Lloyd

Small Puppet Spinner

4268

MUSICAL DOLL

Multiples of 6 0516 Aleichem,

5212 Angelou,

0145

0150

Sholom

Maya 2186 Armstrong, Louis

Austen, Jane 5773 Baker, Josephine 5335 Baldwin, James

Beethoven, Ludwig Van 5654 Biden, Joe 5035 Brecht,

0928

3556

5511

5400

0296

0033

0251 Darwin,

0544 Dickinson,

0255 Douglass,

0148 Einstein,

0221

5532

Cthulhu

Curie,

Dali,

Emily

Albert 5639 Fauci,

Franklin,

Freud,

Dali Llama 0055 Freud & Couch

0030

5641

0035

0017

0931

Jane 5368 Einstein, Albert 5319 Freud, Sigmund 5316 Kahlo, Frida 5338 O-Balm-a 5367 Rosie the Riveter 5317 Shakespeare, William 5366 Stiff Upper Lip 5103 9 hook counter display 5354 24 hook counter spinner READ MY LIP BALM 5744 Jabberwocky 5746 Poe’s Raven 5743 Romeo & Juliet

BALM

$2.50 CDN Multiples of 12

$6.00

CDN Multiples of 4 2310 Frida’s Frocks and Smock 5503 Ginsburg, Ruth Bader 3819 Mister Rogers 5625 Monty Python 5624 Ross, Bob 5750 Star Trek 0323 What Would Jesus Wear? 3106 Magnetic Play Set Rack

$7.25 / $9.50 CDN PLAY SETS Multiples of 6 5412 Kahlo, Frida 5413 Freud, Sigmund 5414 Shakespeare, William STUFFED $12.50 / $16.00 CDN

Multiples of 2

$10.00

$14.00 CDN

/ DOLLS Musical dolls $12.00

$16.00 CDN Multiples of 2 per style

LIP

$1.75 /

PLANTERS

/ $7.75

MAGNETIC

PORTRAITS

LITTLE

THINKERS

of 3 0172 Freud 3333 Frida’s Pharmacy 0238 Mad Hatter 0602 Mother’s Helper 3583 Rosie the Riveter 4377 Spock 5103 9 hook counter display 5354 24 hook counter spinner 5667 Birds on a Wire 5669 Butterflies 5666 Constellations 5687 Dragonfly 5668 Great Nudes 5800 Mondrian 5676 Mysterious Sea

$7.00 / $9.25 CDN Multiples of 4

PILL BOXES $6.75 / $8.50 CDN Multiples

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