Issue 8 - Senior Edition

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Give yourself your own award: “Best listener.” -Cassandra White, “Best singer.” -Jesa Sokol, “Most likely to be famous.” Zee Pultz, “Most likely to be famous.” -PJ Koetting, “Most likely to be your boss.” -Reid Chapman, “Most enthusiastic about spaghetti day.” -Hayley Lollar, “Most unmotivated.” -Ryan Howes, “Most anti-religious.” -Alex Henrich, “Best hug-giver.” -Asia Yates, “Best dog-petter.” -Quincy Adams, “Most uncoordinated.” -Jon Mustapich, “Best rapper.” -Shannon Neill, “Most likely to be on Jersey Shore.” -Diana Carreira, “Best hair.” -Alex Herrold, “Most likely to be organized.” -Allison Weis, “Curliest hair.” -Catie Mellott, “Biggest smart ass.”-Matt Friesner, “Best softball player.” -Taszia Roseberry, Vol. 11, Issue 8 May 20, 2011 “Most fly.” -Marysa Nickum, “Most likely to live in Eastern Europe.” -Lindsey Miller, “Most likely to move to Argentina and become a professional llama rancher.” -Ronnie Sloop, “Best tan.” -Meghan Harre, “Most determined.” -Naomi Smith, “Most likely to end up as a wealthy businessman.” -Andrew Beran, “Most likely to be a complete beast.” -Jacob Morgan, “Tallest.” -Tyler Pierce, “Most convinced of conspiracy theories.” -Kayla DeBerg, “Most likely to succeed.” -Jordan Jones, “Best hair.” -Ryen Hill, “Most likely to be the voice of Eeyore.” -Ian Waters, “Most likely to be homeless.” -Margaret Simanowitz, “Most likely to be diabetic.” -Robert Larson, “Most mature.” -Natasha Yousif, “Most accomplished.” -Darrien Smith, “Most sarcastic.” -Allison Meier, “Coolest person in the Seniors decide between 11 world.” -Paul Nmair, “Most likely to not be sure.” -Ryan Speer, “Best shot.” different titles to give to -Devin Triebel, “Most Asian.” -Victoria Griffith, “Best at being me.” -Brian classmates in this year’s McEnery, “Best at knowing how to have the best time.” -Sarah Verhamme, senior polls “Most likely to be a teacher.” -Julia Schwartz, “Most likely to make the best sandwich Page 10-11 for Ian Waters.” -Khrystalle Weathers, “Most likely to marry Ms. Crosbie.” -Colin Wistuba, “Happiest.” -Brittany Abell, “Prettiest eyes.” -Rachael Chapman, “Best skateboarder.” -Alex Wallace, “Most loved.” -Alexis Kelford, “Best director.” -Vic Dominguez, “Most sarcastic.” -Sam Carroll, “Most likely to be a rapper.” -Lauren King, “Most likely to join the peace corps.” -Ali Judy, “Most likely to crash a very expensive car.” -Joel Hodgdon, “Most curious.” -Jake Rohrer, “Longest tongue.” -Taylor Cooke, “Most sarcastic.” -Angela Chu, “Most likely to buy a $1,000 puppy dog.” -Katie Rolig, “Biggest Anglophile.” -Jerica Leiby, “Most likely to attend Hogwarts.” -Sean McDuffie, “Most likely to have a headache every morning class in college.” -Andrew Van Holland, “Most likely to learn the banjo for the sake of a story and a convenient stereotype.” -Jordan Hopper, “Most likely to wake up on the lawn of my Honors College professor.” -Henry Thomas, “Most likely to have the most family at graduation.” -Callie Vannier, “Most likely to be found in a bar... playing jazz.” -Elise McEllhiney, “Most likely to be a ski bum.” -Miranda Lopez, “Best eyes.” -Jordan Ross, “Most real.” -Jessica Lopez, “Best rower.” -Logan Vincent, “Most likely to live out of the country.” -Tenille Iskra, “Most likely to guest star on Burn Notice.” -Kaitlyn Butko, “Most likely to marry a rich and famous musician.” -Miranda Wagner, “Coolest pen collection.” -Jacob Wiewel, “Best counter.” -Cole Tripp, “Most likely to trip over nothing.” -Hayley Janner, “Most flexible.” -Ashley Kieffer, “Most likely to be mistaken for Jewish.” -Colin Hilk, “Most likely to give Mr. Strickland a heart attack.” -Kelcie Marquardt, “Most likely to spell Mr. Bograt’s name wrong.” -Kelsie Schuman, “Most likely to run into walls while reading.” -Emma Andres, “Most likely to marry Peyton Manning.” -Kaitlyn McGuire, “Most likely to get a Harry Potter tattoo.” -Lauren Proctor, “Most likely to become a world-renowned superhero and defeat the evil villain Dr. Voldy.” -Paige Hamilton, “Most likely to become Paige’s superhero sidekick and defeat evil.” -Kayla Vognsen, “Most likely to be institutionalized.” -Alex Kuhn, “Most blunt.” -Cameron Eckardt, “Most sarcastic.” -Dani Niemann, “Most successful tennis player.” -Lindsey Buenger, “Most athletic.” -Kelsey Strobel, “Most likely to attend Hogwarts.” -Sara Brigham, “Most unique.” -Ian Ring, “Best ginger.” -Emily Longhofer, “Most likely to become a Disney princess.” -Alyssa French, “Mexican of the year.” -Ernie Abril, “Morman of the year.” -JJ Bebel, “Man of the year.” -Jeremy Spalding, “Most awesome St. Louis Rams and Nebraska Husker fan.” -Brandon Ritenour, “Most easy going.” -Sara Gillespie, “Best Jersey Shore look-alike.” -Daniel Higgins, “Most obnoxious laugh.” -Nicole Bartel, “Funniest laugh.” -Andrea Exon, “Best known.” -William Keungkhamphong, “Most likely to buy a mandolin for its nostalgic value.” -Aleksandra Milewski, “Most likely to get a $50 gift card to Walmart.” -Jon Windsor, “Mr. Congeniality.” -Tanner Minshew, “Best facial hair.” -Jimmy Barnett, “Most sports played outside of school.” -Melissa Creiger, “Most likely to own a bar with Ryan Speer.” -Luke Robinette, “Most stressed.” -Mackenzie Hampton, “Most non-confrontational.” -Reanna Weidner, “Most chill person.” -Alex Podlasek, “Most likely to marry Rupert Grint.” -Nicole Kennelly Mill Valley High School 5900 Monticello Road, Shawnee, KS 66226

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