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A day at the movies
born under a bad sign ” I just can’t help myself
Fortunately it has never endangered my physical wellbeing…until this past Monday evening while standing in line at a Walgreen’s outside of St Louis
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By Chris Campbell
No, it’s not an addiction that has a 12-step program But it’s ruining my life It’s creating awkwardness in social settings. My family is afraid to speak to me or even be seen with me in public because of its unpredictability. You see, I’m addicted to movie lines
When people were posting Facebook pictures of the latest full moon, I just couldn’t help myself – I had to reply: “That’s no moon…it’s a space station!” I can’t see a rabbit or a horse without going into any number of monologues from “Monty Python And The Holy Grail.” I walk into my kids’ schools, see the library, and I instantly become a character (or two…or three) from “The Breakfast Club ” I show up at work without my badge and I yell at the receptionist, “Badges? I don’t need no stinkin’ badges!!!” When I walk into the Wal-Mart parking lot and can’t find my car, I begin with, “Dong, where is grandfather’s automobile?”
And please don’t ever let me meet someone named ‘Ferris’ or ‘Cameron’! “When Cameron was in Egypt’s land let my…Cameron…go” will burst forth from my lips before I can think twice “How can I possibly be expected to go to school on a day like this.” “I asked for a car – I got
The gentleman in front of me was buying a handful of items and chose to pay with a credit card He handed the young lady behind the counter his drivers’ license for identification She confirmed the gentleman’s identity, handed it back to him and said, “Thank you, Mr. Gump.”
Instantly I began to sweat My pulse quickened and my hand shook with a horrible tremor I bit my lip as hard as I could in an effort to suppress the demon welling up inside me. The water and shaving cream I was holding fell from my hands as I could contain myself no longer. I smiled wryly as Walgreen’s became my stage
“GUMP!” I yelled at the top of my lungs “What’s your sole purpose in this army!”
I expected the gentleman to play along like a nice “Forrest Gump” fan and reply, “To do whatever you tell me to, Drill Sergeant.” Instead there was silence He turned slowly and looked at me The cashier eyed me, her mascara running in fear Behind me customers gripped their purchases tightly Off in the distance you could hear someone whistle “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly”
“I don’t like folks making fun of my name,” he sneered And out the door he went
I picked up my water and shaving cream and placed them on the counter “You’re not from around here, are you” came the cashier’s reply
Yeah it’s time for an
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Collins Memorial, $24,350
Howe Historical Society, $14,500
Not In Grayson County, $10,505
Georgia Caraway, $2,880
Oscar Blankemeyer, $1,420
Nortex Field Services, $1,000
Jerry and Patsy Kelsoe, $600
Garage Sales, $357 50
Advantage Business Machines, $200
Anonymous, $200
Scott Frantz, $200
TLD Design Consulting, $200
Norman Farms, $125, Bounce House
Janie Finney, $100, banners
Waldo Funeral Home, $100
Scoggins Funeral Home, $100
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Monty Ulmer, $100
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Children and citizens of Howe, $75
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Thomas Campbell Clark played an important role in shaping many of the civil liberties Americans enjoy today during his career. As part of a long and distinguished legal career, Clark became the first – and to date, only – Texan to serve on the United States Supreme Court.
Clark was born in Dallas in 1899 As a young man, he received a degree from the University of Texas in 1921 and completed law school the next year He quickly returned to Dallas, eager to begin his law career
He worked for the next few years in private practice in Dallas In 1924, he married Mary Ramsey, the daughter of a former state supreme court justice, and eventually had three children with her. With a growing family to support, Clark joined the district attorney’s office in 1927. He left after a few years to return to private practice, but in 1937, he received a great opportunity when he became a special assistant to U S Attorney General Homer S Cummings
