photo album checklist These are the photos everyone should have in an album entitled “My Life Journey.”
Chapter III
Photos of you . . . in a tuxedo. It’s a novelty tuxedo, to prove that you’re not just going to a funeral or a Yo-Yo Ma concert. lounging on a couch with a friend’s head on your shoulder. You’re flexing your delts to provide a comfy resting spot. with four straws, four friends, and one big ice cream soda. All the straws are in your mouth.
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and a friend bent double, laughing. A third person’s laptop is covered in salsa. standing in a meadow, staring into the distance. The distance is Baltimore. standing alone in a baseball stadium at night, swinging an imaginary bat. The scoreboard reads, “Brian wins the pennant!” (if feasible) delivering the valedictory speech at your high school in full academic garb. Your least-favorite teacher is in a straitjacket nearby, frothing. teaching a disadvantaged youth the rudiments of algebra. He’s really getting it!
facebook Facebook attracts all kinds. Jocks, geeks, goths, type A’s, cheerleaders, lunch ladies . . .We could keep going. But let’s just say Facebook is as universal and diverse as the cover of a fourth-grade civics reader. Heck, there are even a few jazz musicians. And yet the unspoken truth is that there are only a few basic motivations that drive every Facebook profile—let’s call them the Facebook personas. Five in particular stand out. With practice, you’ll be able to recognize them easily. Maybe you’ll even recognize yourself.