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Health Care Logistics® Names Beaverly Hillbillies Official 2026 Mascots Furry Dynasty Dethrones Coffee Icon, Claims Throne BEAVERTON GULCH, USA — Health Care Logistics® has officially handed over mascot duties to the most unexpectedly ambitious backwoods family since moonshine met innovation: the Beaver-ly Hillbillies. After a dramatic showdown involving sass, sawdust and what may have been a bribery scheme, the lovable caffeine-slinger Pony Expresso has trotted off into the sunset. Replacing him is a family of enterprising, tail-thumping beavers who’ve traded swamp life for supply chain stardom. “We ain’t just here to gnaw on furniture,” said Granny Beaver, the fearless matriarch. “We’re fixin’ to solve problems, ship boxes and raise a little hillbilly havoc — professionally, of course.” When reached for comment outside his newly opened espresso bar, former mascot Pony Expresso had this to say: “I came, I steamed, I conquered. And now? I sip in peace. While the Beaver-ly Hillbillies build their dams, I’ll be building a better latte.” Known for their resourceful skills, entrepreneurial spirit and tremendous adaptability, the Beaver-ly Hillbillies are ready to chew through red tape, paperwork and anything else standing in the way of logistics greatness. Fans can expect to see plenty of these muddy moguls in 2026 — popping up on emails, company gear and possibly even a self-filmed documentary: From Creek to Chic: One Family’s Rise to Mascot Glory. ###
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