Vintage! Roomy! Themed! This is a pretty cool place, open most of the day, serving food and drink, and it’s not just regular alcohol! It’s Japanese beers, a myriad of experimental cocktails... they even have this one called the zombie that I am dying to try. It’s so potent you can only have two per seving isn’t that cool?
James
Creepy! Crowded! Sinister! Cool really isn’t the word I’d use for it. Try something along the lines of idiotic. I really can’t think of a way they could advertise this place worse... Come and try a drink thats so awful it will leave you brain dead. Not my idea of a nice place.
Lucy
Okay, well you have to admit they have been clever here, the actual place isn’t that big, so they opened up the space underneath the main building so you actually eat down stairs. Makes for a lot more room!
Hold up. I have to go into their celler?! Who thought this was a good idea? As if I needed anymore reason to feel uncomfortable at a place called “Eaten by Monsters” Now I’m going down into the dungeon? Tell me, do we get chained to the tables too?
Alright, so it might be a claustrophobe’s worst nightmare, but it’s still insanely unique. Have you seen the range of furniture? It feels like everything has it’s own story there is not one piece in here that you couldn’t spend hours looking at!
Ah yes, complete with old rickety ladder! Just what every underground bar needs! Well, I don’t know I suppose the prisoners could use it to escape?
Okay, Level with me here... Why are there books in the pub?
To add to the vintige look? Give the place an air of class and sophitication?
Sure... “Back in a bit honey! Just going down the pub with the lads for some light reading on the Evolution of man!� Yeah no one is buying that. Or maybe the prisoners enjoy some light reading?
Vox Populi Reviews
Okay well it’s not just me who likes it! Look what other people have said, These all come from the Eaten by Monsters Facebook page.
“Been here the last 2 days, great food and a amazing choice of Gins.”
“Found this place by accident, but what a bit of luck. Great food, wide selection of interesting beers from around the world, good prices and a cool environment. Loved it. Manages to be grown up and child-friendly at the same time. We’ll be back.”
People on the internet also say Nicki Minaj is good, that doesn’t make it true.
“Had a great birthday lunch today, nice food, loads of interesting drinks and cocktails, great atmosphere and staff, very reasonable prices.”
“Had a great birthday lunch today, nice food, loads of interesting drinks and cocktails, great atmosphere and staff, very reasonable prices.”
“Lovely unique place. Really friendly staff. Delicious food. Jobs a good en!!!! :)”
Okay, well the staff. You can’t fault the staff! They were nice!
Ah yes the dungeon Masters!
Staff. Fine Staff. I would like to remind you that they are paid to be nice to you
And even polite Dungeon Masters don;’t make good company.
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Aha! The food! The one thing you can’t fault. The food here is amazing, some of the best I’ve ever had. It’s all American inspired and they have pretty funny names, None that you can really talk about in polite society but you know, still amazing food!
Ah yes, copius amounts of meat drenched in hot sauce very American. I don’t trust eating anything in this place, I feel like as soon as I turn away a spider will drop into my meal.
Drinks! The bit I have been waiting for! Do I get to try the zombie now?
I’m trying it.
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Have you listened to nothing I’ve said? How can you think a mind numbing drink is a good thing? You can only have two.... It’s practically screaming “lethal” at you.
Am I talking to myself here?
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For God’s Sake.
Come in, if you dare...