April 1-7, 2026
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BREAKING NEWS The Onion is buying the Fort Worth Weekly. Finally, a good reason to learn how to read. See page 3.
EATS & DRINKS TCC culinary students given live babies to learn how to care for bags of flour.
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As fighting the rise of authoritarianism sounds like a lot of work, LULAC is out.
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It Came From The Trinity: America’s Team to add While Taylor Shreridan films America’s Sweethearts new sci-fi series, all roads in as starters next season. FW are closed. All of them. It can’t hurt.