Axarquia 19 - 25 February 2026 Issue 2120

Axarquia

Nerja’s Shining

SARA JORGE CROWNED GODDESS OF MALAGA CARNIVAL

IN a whirlwind of feathers, glitter, and Andalucian magic, Nerja resident Sara Jorge Andreasson was proclaimed Diosa del Carnaval de Malaga 2026. Her fantasy, ‘Embrujo Andaluz’, designed by Ana Belén Rosa Lorenzo, enchanted judges and crowds during the gala in Malaga’s Plaza de la Constitución.

As founder of Sara Jorge Dream Dancers academy in Nerja, Sara inspires the community with classes in modern dance, Kizomba, and choreography. Her YouTube channel, with over 216,000 subscribers and 3,100 videos, shares joyful tutorials and student triumphs, developing creativity throughout Axarquia.

Her father, Bernabe Jorge Toledo, beamed with pride on Facebook: “I couldn’t be any prouder to be the father of the goddess of the carnival. Your strength, humility, and professionalism has brought you here.”

Sara’s win symbolises resilience and dreams realised, uplifting Nerja and beyond with infectious joy.

IN a triumphant bounce back, Spain’s high-speed AVE train network between Malaga and Madrid is beginning to roar back to life, just weeks after devastating storms Leonardo and Marta wreaked havoc across Andalucia as well as the devastating accident at Adamuz, Cordoba Province.

The resumption marks an essential step in the region’s recovery, symbolising resilience and renewed connectivity that promises to supercharge the local economy.

The Junta, Andalucia’s

Back on track

regional government, has accepted the funds from the central government for a massive €7 billion aid package to rebuild and fortify storm-ravaged areas, including Malaga Province.

This comprehensive fund allocates €2 billion for infrastructure like railways, roads, and bridges, for rapid repairs that got the AVE tracks operational ahead of schedule. An additional

€2.1 billion targets farmers hit by floods, while €120 million supports small businesses in retail and hospitality, and €50 million is for job creation programmes.

The tourism industry is calling this the catalyst for a booming Easter and beginning to the upcoming high season in the area and a reason to breathe a sigh of relief. “The AVE’s return will fill the region with tourists

and business travellers, boosting hotels, restaurants, and shops,” says economist Maria López from the University of Malaga.

Optimised connectivity to Madrid means faster goods transport, invigorating agriculture and exports. With tax relief saving €350 million and preferential loans for recovery, local entrepreneurs are optimistic about a successful spring season.

Revving

up joy in Axarquia

7TH CLÁSICA VILLA DE COMARES RETURNS

EXCITEMENT revs high as the seventh Clásica Villa de Comares gears up for Saturday, February 21. This locally loved regularity rally for historic vehicles will transform the ‘Balcón de la Axarquia’ into a hub of nostalgia and camaraderie.

Sixty-five classic cars, all pre-1999 treasures like Porsche 924s, Alfa Romeo 1300 Juniors, and Fiat Pandas, will embark on a scenic 242km journey through 18 picturesque villages. Starting at 10.45am from Comares, the route winds north and east, with a delightful lunch pause in Alfarnate, ending in a triumphant 7.45pm trophy ceremony.

Organised by Escudería Doble 30 and backed by local councils, it’s the kickoff to the 2026 Andalucia Historic Regularity Challenge. Inscriptions vanished in a mere five hours, drawing enthusiasts from Andalucia to Madrid. With stunning views and community camaraderie, many old friends will reunite in a shared passion for the history of the motor car, celebrating heritage while encouraging tourism and local pride. Don’t miss this uplifting mix of past and present!

LOCAL authorities along the Costa Tropical are working around the clock to repair storm-battered beaches before the Easter holiday. Recent severe weather, characterised by high winds and powerful waves, has caused significant erosion and sand loss across the coastline.

The most severe damage occurred in Albuñol and at Punta del Santo in Motril, where the sea carved away large sections of the beachfront. José Antonio Montilla, the Government Subdelegate in Granada, confirmed on Monday, February 16, that emergency interventions have been requested to accelerate recovery efforts.

Teams from the national

Beach repair race

Coastal Authority are currently assessing the sites.

Community steps up

FOOD DRIVE TORRE DEL

MAR, in partnership with the Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre, continues to provide a vital lifeline for families facing hardship in the Axarquia region. This February, organisers have issued an urgent appeal for non-perishable staples to combat rising food insecurity.

Essential items requested include rice, tuna, dried pulses, tomato frito, cereals, biscuits, and sunflower oil. The initiative currently supports over 35 local families. Recent

seasonal campaigns successfully delivered food and toys to more than 70 children, underscoring the programme’s significant impact on the community’s most vulnerable residents.

Local businesses are central to the effort. BluCee Real Estate, located at Calle Timón 11B, serves as a primary collection point.

Residents can drop off donations Monday, February 23 to Friday, February 27, between 9.30am and 1.30pm. Other drop-off locations in-

Restoration will likely involve artificial sand nourish-

ment or the installation of temporary groyne structures to protect the shoreline. Despite the scale of the destruction, Montilla expressed confidence that the beaches will be fully restored for the tourist season.

While the central government oversees major structural repairs, local town councils remain responsible for reinstating amenities such as boardwalks and showers. Notably, the breakwater at Playa Granada was praised for effectively mitigating erosion during the recent surges.

clude La Tasca, Café at Global Sport, Oasis Hair & Beauty, Villasolutions, and Trilingo Idiomas.

Beyond food collection, Lux Mundi offers a Monday soup kitchen, mobility equipment loans, and Spanish classes to foster inclusivity. Financial contributions are also welcomed, with tax certificates available for donors. For further information, contact Lux Mundi on (+34) 664 210 468 or visit lux-mun di.org.

Aiding child poverty

Autónomos tax trap

Account confusion risks

THE Spanish government has proposed a universal €200 monthly child benefit per child under 18 as part of the Estrategia de Desarrollo Sostenible, which sets 100 social targets to improve welfare, equality, and children’s rights.

The measure aims to replace the current patchwork of targeted supports, which often fail to reach all eligible families, and address persistent child poverty affecting nearly 30 per cent of households with minors, placing Spain among the highest-risk EU countries after Bulgaria, Greece, and Romania.

The benefit would be available to all families living in Spain including expatriates regardless of income or employment, eliminating administrative barriers.

Many families currently miss out on deductions or Minimum Vital Income due to bureaucratic requirements or lack of awareness.

WELFARE OVERHAUL AHEAD COSTS

Expatriate families legally resident in Spain and registered with authorities would also be eligible.

Implementation requires inclusion in the General State Budget and parliamentary approval, with no official start date set. Finance Minister María Jesús Montero noted that existing social instruments are effective but need updating.

The strategy also includes broader child protection measures, expanding the Law on Protection of Minors against Violence (LOPIVI) and regulating digital environments to prevent cyberbullying and economic exploitation. Vulnerable groups, including foster children and unaccompanied minors, are prioritised to ensure equal protection. If approved, the scheme would provide a reliable, inclusive safety net and strengthen Spain’s alignment with EU social welfare standards.

Silent tax rise

SPAIN’S government insists taxes are not increasing. Yet for many workers, freelancers, homeowners and small businesses, 2026 feels very different. Several measures already approved - or quietly embedded in existing rules - are set to push up the overall tax burden without fanfare.

The Juan de Mariana Institute’s Impuestómetro 2025 report shows Spaniards have faced 94 tax and social contribution increases since 2018. While much of the EU reduced fiscal pressure after the pande-

mic, Spain’s tax burden has risen by nearly two points of GDP, a trend expected to continue.

Social security contributions will climb, with the Intergenerational Equity Mechanism rising from 0.8 per cent to 0.9 per cent, affecting employees and the self-employed. The maximum contribution base will reach €5,101 per month, while a tougher solidarity surcharge applies above the cap, raising the real cost of qualified labour. Income tax will increase via fiscal drag, as brackets remain unadjusted for

inflation, pushing modest pay rises into higher rates. Local charges will rise too, with municipalities passing waste collection costs to households. Property owners face higher reference values for transfer, inheritance, and stamp duties.

At the top end, savings over €300,000 face 30 per cent tax, while farmers lose diesel and fertiliser deductions. Individually modest, these changes collectively tighten household budgets - the practical effect of a tax rise, regardless of government claims.

MANY self-employed workers in Spain find it convenient to use a single bank account for both personal and business finances. However, tax advisers warn this habit can quickly lead to serious problems with Hacienda, often without the account holder realising.

From the tax authority’s perspective, clarity is crucial. Any money entering a professional account is presumed to be business income unless clearly documented otherwise. Transfers from savings, family support, or other accounts to cover short-term needs can be reclassified as undeclared income if not properly recorded. The risk increases when personal expenses are paid from the same account and claimed as business costs. During an inspection, Hacienda may flag these as non-deductible, creating both undeclared income and incorrectly deducted expenses.

Financial consequences can be severe. Penalties for failing to declare income start at 50 per cent and can rise to 150 per cent in cases of repeated errors or suspected concealment, plus late-payment interest. For limited company operators, personal spending through company accounts can be treated as undeclared salary or hidden benefits, triggering additional tax, accounting and legal complications. Poorly kept accounts can prolong audits, harm credibility with banks, and reduce business value if sold.

Professional advice is consistent: keep personal and business finances separate, document all transfers, and clearly explain loans or reimbursements. While it may feel tedious, maintaining distinct accounts is the simplest way autónomos can avoid costly surprises.

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Have you seen Iain?

THE Guardia Civil has launched an active search for Iain Stanley, a 79-yearold British national who went missing in Nerja on Wednesday, February 11. Mr Stanley was last seen at approximately 2pm near the Perla Marina Hotel on the eastern Costa del Sol.

The alarm was raised by his wife on Thursday, February 12, after he failed to return to their home on Avenida Antonio Ferrandis ‘Chanquete’. Concerns are mounting as the retiree, who is reportedly in good health, left his residence without his mobile phone, passport, or any form of identification. He was last seen wearing black jeans, a shirt, and a blue jacket. Investigative leads have

so far proven unsuccessful. A potential sighting by a taxi driver, who claimed to have dropped a matching individual in nearby Torrox on Friday, February 13, was investigated by officers but later discounted. Police are currently reviewing CCTV footage from across Nerja and interviewing witnesses to reconstruct his movements.

The disappearance has sparked significant concern within the local British expatriate community. Residents have mobilised on social media to spread awareness and assist in the search for Mr Stanley, who was visiting the area for a two-month holiday.

Authorities urge anyone with information to contact the Guardia Civil immediately on 062. Alternatively, details can be provided at any Local Police station to assist in a safe resolution.

Salobreña luck

THE ONCE lottery draw on Saturday, February 14, brought a romantic windfall to the coastal town of Salobreña in Granada. Dedicated to Saint Valentine, the weekend draw awarded a ‘Sueldazo’ prize worth €2,000 per month for the next 10 years, totalling €240,000 for one lucky winner.

The winning ticket was sold by Sofía López, an ONCE vendor since 2013, at her regular pitch on the town’s main roundabout. Expressing her delight, López noted that while she had previously sold a €35,000 prize, she had long hoped to deliver a larger win to the local community. She remarked that residents often felt major prizes bypassed Salobreña in favour of neighbouring

Motril or Almuñecar.

The Granada win was part of a wider streak of luck for the region. On Friday, February 13, the Cuponazo draw distributed more than €8 million across seven Andalucian provinces, including €240,000 within Granada City. In the Saturday draw, Huelva also benefited, with 14 tickets sharing €280,000.

The Weekend Sueldazo offers a top prize of €300,000 in cash plus €5,000 monthly for 20 years. Additionally, four secondary prizes of €2,000 per month for a decade are up for grabs. This latest win cements a successful period for lottery players across southern Spain, with further prizes recently reported in Catalonia, Galicia, and the Basque Country.

Stranded dogs saved

TWO dogs have been safely rescued after spending five days stranded on a mud island in the Guadalfeo River, Salobreña. Recent heavy rains caused the river to swell, trapping the pair on a precarious patch of land surrounded by deep mud and fast-moving water.

The alarm was raised by local residents who spotted the distressed animals. Volunteers from SOS Animales Salobreña initially responded but quickly requested professional backup due to ‘quicksand-like’ mud that reached waist height.

A coordinated operation involving Motril firefighters and Salobreña Local Police took place on Monday, February 16. The rescue proved difficult; while one dog was

easily reached, the second was fearful and skittish, requiring rescuers to navigate fallen trees and hazardous currents with extreme care.

Gema Palma, from the local animal shelter, praised the ‘rapid response and dedication’ of the emergency services. The successful mission has been widely celebrated as a triumph of community solidarity.

Both dogs emerged unharmed. One of the pair, a three-year-old Malinois shepherd mix named Río, was found to have no microchip.

However, the story has a happy ending: the affectionate dog has already been adopted and is currently travelling to the UK to start life in his new forever home.

Avalanche block

A MAJOR rockfall forced the complete closure of the A-7207 road, the primary link between Torrox and Competa. The incident occurred at kilometre 6 on Saturday, February 14, when large boulders detached from the hillside, blocking both lanes of the carriageway.

Torrox Council issued an urgent alert confirming the route was impassable. Emergency services, including firefighters and road maintenance crews, were mobilised immediately to begin clearance operations and assess the stability of the surrounding slopes. Fortunately, no injuries were reported despite the scale of the debris.

Authorities advised residents to use alternative routes across the Axarquia region while the road remained shut. This latest disruption follows a history of geological instability in the area.

In November 2024, heavy

rains from a DANA storm destroyed a section of the same road at kilometre 9.6, requiring nearly a month of emergency repairs by the Junta de Andalucia.

Local councils had previously issued warnings regarding smaller falls near the Competa recycling point. While the A-7207 has now been cleared and reopened for transit, drivers are urged to remain vigilant.

Youth lifesavers

THE Youth Department of Velez-Malaga has announced a new edition of its lifeguard training courses, aimed at young people aged 16 to 30. The programme offers 15 places and is run in collaboration with the local branch of Cruz Roja. The course, which starts on Monday, April 13 comprises 178 hours of training covering automatic defibrillator (DESA) use, first aid, and

aquatic lifeguarding. Participants will receive practical and theoretical instruction in swimming, apnoea, and other essential lifeguard skills.

Prior to the course, preparatory swimming classes will

Stars join Valentine fun

per cent discount available, reducing the cost to €165.

For more information or to register, visit juventud.velez malaga.es or call 610 938 776.

A LIVELY Valentine’s Coffee Morning brought smiles and laughter to Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre in Torre del Mar on Friday February 13.

Regular guests were welcomed into a room filled with home-made cakes decorated with hearts and affectionate messages, setting the tone for a cheerful gathering.

A Valentine’s ‘photo corner’ proved a popular attraction, giving attendees the chance to capture a light-hearted keepsake from Valentine’s Day 2026. For some guests without partners, the organisers arranged for a few unexpected companions. Among those spotted were ‘appearances’ from Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Daniel Craig and Sean Connery. They were joined by Brigitte Bardot, Sophia Loren and Julia Roberts.

Even Donald Trump was spotted joining the celebrations, apparently unwilling to miss such a memorable occasion!

The photographs from the morning say it all: laughter, companionship, and plenty of good humour. At Lux Mundi, love is always at the heart of what they do - not only romantic love, but friendship, kindness and community spirit. It was a delightful morning that reminded them all that everyone deserves to feel valued and included.

Lux Mundi Ecumenical Centre is located at Avda. Moscatel 1 ‘I’, Jardines Viña Málaga/Antigua Casa de la Viña, 29740 Torre del Mar. It opens on Wednesday and Friday mornings from 10.00 to 13.00.

For further details call 952 543 334 or email luxmundi@lux-mundi.org.

AXARQUÍA - MÁLAGA EAST

Kirsti Blow sings

MOTRIL is set to host international singer-songwriter Kirsti Blow on Friday, February 20, as part of the prestigious ‘6 estilos, 1 objetivo’ cultural cycle. The performance begins at 8pm at the historic Teatro Calderón de la Barca.

Originally from New York and now a Granada resident, Blow delivers a sophisticated blend of folk-pop, blues, and soul. Her musical journey began amongst her parents’ vinyl collection, eventually leading her to Spain six years ago. Since then, she has balanced teaching English with a burgeoning music career, refining a sound defined by hypnotic vocals and intricate guitar work.

Spoon Route

THE popular culinary event Ruta de la Cuchara (the Spoon Route) returns to Rincon de la Victoria for its fifth year, running from Thursday, February 20 to Saturday, March 1. This well-established gastronomic highlight invites food enthusiasts to savour comforting, traditional dishes during the cooler season.

Blow rose to national prominence following her success on La Voz 2025. Her soulful rendition of Tracy Chapman’s ‘Fast Car’ during the blind auditions secured her a place on Pablo López’s team and earned widespread critical acclaim.

Despite her television success, Blow re-

Tapas

mains committed to the intimacy of live performance. For her Motril debut, she will perform a solo acoustic set featuring tracks from her 2025 album Ephemera and earlier work, Loose Ends. The programme promises a raw, authentic experience consisting entirely of original compositions. Tickets are priced between €6 and €9. They can be purchased online at www. giglon.com or at the theatre box office on Thursdays between 10am and 1pm.

Further information is available at cultura. motril.es.

A total of 27 local restaurants are participating, each offering a hearty stew or soup paired with a drink for a fixed price of €4. The diverse menu features traditional Malagueña specialities alongside international flavours. Notable highlights include fennel potaje, sopa cachorreña with cod, goat caldereta with mushrooms, and Yucatecan-style black beans.

To celebrate culinary excellence, a professional jury will

anonymously visit establishments to award prizes. The top three winners will receive trophies and cash prizes of €1,000, €700, and €500 respectively.

Diners can also participate in the festivities. Visitors who collect stamps from at least four restaurants across two different areas of the municipality can vote for a special public choice award. These participants will also enter a draw to win one of five €200 vouchers, redeemable at participating venues to support the local hospitality sector.

Detailed route guides and a full list of establishments, including La Caliza, Casa Celia, and Taberna El Portón, are available via Google Maps or the official tourism website. For further information, visit turismoenrincon.es/ ruta-de-la-cuchara.

TORRE DEL MAR is set to become a culinary hotspot as the 14th annual Tapas Route returns from Thursday, February 27 to Sunday, March 22 Organised by the Velez-Malaga Town Hall, the month-long event is expected to inject over €300,000 into the local economy, drawing both residents and tourists to the coastal town.

Mediterranean excellence

RESTAURANT REVIEW

This year, 28 local establishments are participating, with organisers predicting that over 40,000 tapas will be served. The initiative aims to showcase gastronomic innovation while boosting commercial activity. Javier Arcas, President of the Association of Merchants and Entrepreneurs of Torre del Mar (ACET), noted that the

route is a ‘gastronomic highlight’ that energises the entire business community.

To participate, diners can collect one of 10,000 ‘tapas passports’ from the Tourism Office or any involved venue. For just €4, visitors can enjoy a signature tapa paired with a drink. There is also an optional 50p upgrade for those choosing the special Victoria 10 beer.

The event has earned a reputation for high culinary standards, with chefs competing to offer the most creative dishes. By blending community spirit with affordable dining, the Tapas Route continues to solidify Torre del Mar’s status as a premier foodie destination.

For more information, visit the local Tourism Office or participating bar.

NELEO MOMENTS, situated on the promenade in Torrox Costa, has rapidly established itself as a premier dining destination on the Costa del Sol. This Mediterranean diamond, located at Paseo Marítimo El Morche 30, offers a sophisticated yet relaxed atmosphere, combining contemporary luxury with coastal charm.

The interior features natural wood accents and subtle nautical touches, creating an intimate space where guests can enjoy the rhythmic sounds of the nearby sea. This serene setting is matched by heartfelt, attentive service that has earned the establishment consistent local praise.

The menu is a dedicated celebration of Mediterranean flavours, prioritising high-quality, fresh ingredients. Diners can enjoy a diverse range of seafood starters and shareable plates before moving on to main cour-

ses of flame-grilled meats and fresh daily catches. The culinary experience concludes with indulgent desserts that highlight seasonal Spanish influences.

To complement the fare, the restaurant provides a curated wine list featuring both Spanish and international labels. Despite the high quality of the offering, prices remain in the moderate range, providing excellent value for a premium seaside meal.

Neleo Moments is open daily from 1pm to 10pm. Due to its popularity, reservations are highly recommended. Bookings can be made by calling +34 952 756 706 or via WhatsApp on +34 648 441 035.

Man buys village

AMERICAN entrepreneur Jason Lee

Beckwith has purchased the abandoned Spanish village of Salto de Castro for approximately €310,000. Located in Zamora on the Portuguese border, the settlement was built in the 1940s to house hydroelectric workers but has sat derelict since 1989.

Beckwith, CEO of Rocking Hospitality, discovered the property online and sold his California guesthouse to fund the venture. He plans to relocate to the site with his wife to oversee its transformation into a luxury tourist destination. The ambitious project aims to create a ‘farm-to-table’ experience, featuring 184 beds across villas, apartments, and a hostel.

The redevelopment will repurpose the village’s original infrastructure, including converting the church into a multicultural space and adding a gym, spa, and winery. Beckwith targets an opening date of late 2026, for the initial phase.

The project is expected to create 35 local jobs, providing a signi cant economic boost to the Aliste region, which struggles with rural depopulation. While local authorities welcome the investment, environmental groups have raised concerns regarding the impact on the protected Arribes del Duero Natural Park.

Hay fever alert

FOLLOWING persistent rainfall early this year, Spain is forecast to experience higher-than-usual pollen concentrations, raising risks for hay fever su erers. Health and meteorological experts predict that the combination of abundant moisture and warming temperatures will encourage plant growth, leading to more pollen production from grasses, olive trees, plane trees, and other species. Rain temporarily suppresses airborne pollen but promotes vigorous growth and owering, resulting in heavier pollen release once conditions warm.

Urban areas such as Madrid, Sevilla, Toledo, and Valencia may see elevated counts even in February, while regions including Andalucia and Extremadura may experience early pollen from alder, hazel, and plane trees.

The pollen can fragment into ne allergenic particles that remain suspended longer, increasing respiratory

The upcoming season is expected to be ‘historic’.

exposure. Specialists from the Spanish Society of Allergology and Clinical Immunology (SEAIC) describe the upcoming season as ‘intense’ or ‘historic’, a ecting both known allergy su erers and some previously una ected individuals.

Symptoms include sneezing, nasal congestion, itchy eyes, coughing, and diculty breathing. Expatriates and residents in Spain are

advised to monitor pollen forecasts, begin preventive medication early under medical guidance, keep windows closed during peak pollen hours, wear masks or sunglasses outdoors, wash after exposure, and plan activities when counts are lower. Consulting a pharmacist or allergist about antihistamines, nasal sprays, and allergy testing is recommended for severe cases.

FINANCE

BUSINESS EXTRA

Revenues rise

DESPITE falling interest ra tes, Spanish banks increased their profits by €34 billion in 2025. As the number of loans increase, so does the reve nue from commissions. Of Spain’s six major banks, five saw an increase in profits compared to 2025, with San tander reporting the highest increase of 12 per cent.

Tax the robots

HEALTH Minister Monica Garcia advocates for taxing companies that replace a human workforce with AI. Garcia emphasised that AI is most beneficial as a tool, not as a threat. This proposed tax system would not be desig ned to punish innovation, but reward those who protect human interests.

Spam sanction

THE government are crac king down on one of the bi ggest nuisances of modern life: telephone spam. A re cently approved royal de cree prohibits calls to private numbers for advertisement or recruitment purposes, without express permission to do so. Doing so could lead to a fine of €600,000 to €6 million.

Telefonica Chile

TELEFONICA has sold its Chi lean subsidiary to NJJ Hol ding (51 per cent) and Millicom (49 per cent) for €1.156 billion plus €479 million debt. The agreement states Telefonica keeps 40 per cent of the fibre network, allowing the com pany to withdraw from Latin America, reduce debt and fo cus on core markets.

Beverage boom

IN 2025, Coca‑Cola earned €11.2 billion, a 23 per cent rise from 2024, with reve nues of €44 billion. Growth was driven by water, sports drinks, coffee, and tea, whi le volume gains were mo dest. For 2026, the company forecasts 4 5 per cent reve nue growth and 7 8 per cent EPS growth.

per cent of the population were at risk of poverty or social exclusion in 2025, according to the INE.

Fast fashion fight

THE rise of extra-fast fashion brands is prompting one of Europe’s most prominent retail moguls to scale back their operations in Spain.

Since 2019, the Swedish company has closed 69 shops across Spain, which attributes to 40 per cent of their Spanish network. Worldwide, H&M have closed almost 1,000 shops as they struggle to keep up with brands like Shein and Primark.

A total of 975 worldwide closures represents a 20 per cent decrease in H&M’s global network. H&M’s closure rate has been rapidly accelerating, with figures increasing year on year: 96 closures in 2023, 116 in 2024, 152 in 2025. In six years, H&M’s global network of shops has shrunk from 5,076 to 4,101.

Additional closures are imminent.

Heading into 2026, H&M announced their plan to open 80 new shops in high-potential markets, but close

160 underperforming locations.

In 2024, H&M’s CEO, Helena Helmersson resigned after four years, and was replaced by Daniel Erver. Having started at the company in 2005 as an intern, his story is impressive, however once appointed CEO he was tasked with a big challenge: improving profitability after a 4 per cent drop in sales.

While 2025’s net sales totalled

HMRC pockets £246 million

HMRC are cracking down on unpaid or undervalued inheritance tax (IHT) as investigations into dodged tax rose from 3,793 cases to 3,977. New figures show that, as a result of these investigations, the tax man pocketed £246 million in recovered tax.

Since 2020, the annual IHT take has risen more than 61 per cent to £8.3 billion. The original IHT threshold was set so only high-valued assets and estates would be eligible. However, rates have been frozen for so long that even families of modest means now owe significant IHT.

Such high rates further motivate families to underpay or avoid paying altogether, as many consider the tax to be an unfair burden.

€21.588 billion, profits fell short as these figures were 2.6 per cent below the revenue of the previous fiscal year.

Despite top-level personnel changes, H&M are still struggling to adapt to an evolving market saturate in cheap but low-quality goods from brands that operate primarily online, without the financial burden of storefronts.

Tricking the system is becoming more difficult as the HMRC deploy AI technologies software to detect unpaid tax. These systems are particularly adept at identifying inconsistencies, allowing the tax office to pursue more investigation than ever before.

Ageing government Spotify skyrockets

SPOTIFY experienced a last-minute boost in the final three months of 2025 with nine million paid subscribers joining the service. This is partly due to the service’s ‘Wrapped’ feature, which provides users with an in-depth recap of their listening habits and allows Spotify to stay on top in a competitive streaming market. Spotify reported €3.7 billion in revenue from these three months alone. In total, Spotify has 250 million paid subscribers, and 750 million total users worldwide.

SPAIN is facing an eventual staffing shortage as 55 per cent of current government employees are over the age of 50. Within the Ministry of Defence, that figure rises to 71 per cent aged 50 or above.

An ageing workforce is a recurring issue across labour markets. Rising living costs require employees to continue working, limiting opportunities for younger generations. Younger workers must be phased in over the next 15 years, or the government risks staff shortages in critical roles.

Ford face losses

FORD paid €759 million more than they were expecting in 2025, due to abrupt changes to President Trump’s tariff programme. The scheme was originally presented as a way to help relieve the financial pressure of tariffs for car manufacturers who import vehicle parts into the country. However, the programme didn’t come into effect until much later than anticipated, leading to fewer gains. As a result, Ford doubled what they were expecting to spend, roughly €1.68 billion. Additionally, Ford took a €16.5 billion hit as they moved away from electric vehicles, contributing to a €10.6 billion Q4 net loss.

A RECENT report by the Apparel Impact Institute (AII) claims the fashion industry will experience a 34 per cent drop in profits by 2030 if it does not address the current climate crisis. The report clearly outlines three points that could cause the most damage to earnings: supply chain disruptions, higher carbon prices, more expensive materials, and a rise in energy costs. Given that profit margins are falling, companies are reluctant to invest in the necessary improvements. However, if the fashion industry doesn’t act soon, they risk losing 70 per cent of the industry’s $1.8 trillion value by 2040.

THE UK government has announced a Local Power Plan backed by up to £1 billion to expand community-owned renewable energy. Communities, councils and local groups will be supported to install projects such as rooftop solar on public buildings and buy shares in nearby generation. The scheme aims to cut energy bills, keep profits within local areas and support jobs, while contributing to clean-power targets by 2030 and reducing reliance on imported fossil fuels.

A RECENT report highlighted how Spain is falling behind in registering agrifood patents, describing the shortcoming as a structural weakness of the Spanish production system. For every €1 billion in revenue, Spanish agricultural businesses generate only 2.2 patents. This figure is lower than the EU’s 6.7, and the USA’s 29.6. Comparatively, Spain registered 171 patents in 2024, while Europe resisted 4,561, marking a 67 per cent difference. The USA eclipses Spain and the EU, registering 26,263 patents.

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Centrica 191,35 192,00 190,45 326,84K

Coca Cola HBC AG 4.656,0 4.693,1 4.630,0 26,06K

Compass 2.081,00 2.086,00 2.068,00 301,1K

ConvaTec Group 226,80 228,67 226,20 182,25K

Croda Intl 3.003,0 3.047,0 2.999,0 12,49K

DCC 5.220,0 5.280,0 5.200,0 23,09K

1.820,2 1.830,5 1.810,0 199,62K

5.445,00 5.455,00 5.420,00 15,14K

488,50 490,00 482,30 378,72K

Entertainment 9.334,0 9.518,0 9.304,0 14,29K

711,00 711,00 689,50 5,15K

3.818,00 3.850,00 3.787,25 39,34K

3.882,0 3.900,0 3.832,0 42,23K

1.451,00 1.455,00 1.441,00 88,58K

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Heineken cut back

AS demand for beer falls, brewer Heineken prepares to cut 7 per cent of their global workforce over the next two years. Experts predict a slow growth rate of 2-6 per cent, compared to 2025’s 4-8 per cent. Some 6,000 total jobs are at risk across brewing and white-collar roles.

Food sector leads

THE food sector is leading the way amongst franchises in Spain, earning €9.313 billion in 2025. With 20,515 franchised locations across 56 brands, it beat the restaurant and fashion sectors. Also, the food sector invested more than any other, €2.695 billion, and generated 127,193 new jobs.

GOOGLE’S parent company, Alphabet, is looking far into the future, as the tech giant issues a rare 100-year ‘century bond’ as part of a large multi-currency debt offering.

The financing is linked to the company’s desire to invest more in artificial-intelligence. With the AI technology market continuing to evolve, Google plan to invest in data centres, chips and strengthening Gemini’s infrastructure in order to remain competitive.

Despite being worth close to $4 trillion (€3.3 trillion), Alphabet raised approximately $32 billion

100 year bond

Fish fraud remains a risk

ACCORDING to a report by the UN Food and Agriculture Organisation (FAO), an estimated 20 per cent of the €162 billion global fishing industry may be fraudulent in some way.

Fish fraud is defined as ‘a deliberate practice intended to deceive others’. This can occur in many ways, from adding colouring to make fish look fresher, overfishing, theft, etc.

Studies suggest 30 per cent of seafood is mislabelled in restaurants, with consumers paying a premium price for a completely different fish, generating significant profit for the fishing fraudsters.

Fish fraud can pose more than just a threat to consumers wallets, as biodiversity and human health are also at risk.

(€26 billion) through the bond sale. This sale included a sterling dominated 100-year tranche, which reportedly comes with a 6.125 per cent interest rate. The century-bond offers several advantages.

For one thing, debt can be cheaper than paying with cash, allowing Alphabet to support massive long-term projects without draining funds or diluting shareholders. It also allows the company to lock in borrowing costs for decades, providing stability amid potential rising interest rates.

Century bonds are extremely rare, primarily because there’s so little guarantee that the borrowing company will be around in 100 years. Individual investors certainly wouldn’t live to see the bond mature. Instead these kinds of long-term bonds appeal to institutional investors including pension funds and insurers.

Andalucia’s surge

ANDALUCIA’S economy reached €234.2 billion in 2025, growing by 3.2 per cent, faster than Spain and the EU. Growth was well-balanced, remaining strong in industry and advanced services. Since 2018, GDP has risen 12.9 per cent. Over seven years 534,000 jobs were created, with employment hitting record highs in 2025. These figures cement Andalucia as a key economic player.

FERRARI’S luxury cars are still in high demand, evidenced by their backlog through 2027 and stock surge. Ferrari projects €7.5 billion in revenue and €2.93 billion EBITDA, maintaining a 39 per cent margin. Although global sales dipped to 13,640 units, earnings were supported by a richer product mix, personalisation programmes, and increased racing sponsorship revenue.

A wonderful one-off

LEAPY LEE SAYS

IT

OTHERS THINK IT

ON my recent trip back to the auld country, I was lucky enough to catch The Last Laugh, a new play recently opened in London’s West End. This most enjoyable production features actors portraying now sadly departed British comedians, including Bob Monkhouse, Eric Morecambe and, of course, dear old Tommy Cooper.

It couldn’t help reminding me of the last time I met this unforgettable laughter maker. Some years ago, my wife and I were visiting my old mum in the seaside town of Eastbourne on the south coast. One evening we decided to have dinner in a local restaurant and, shortly after being seated, we were pleasantly surprised to see the great Tommy Cooper arrive with his partner, who lived locally and had also chosen to dine there.

I had met Tommy on several occasions before and was delighted

when he asked to join us at our table. As usual, he was his normal boisterous self and we soon settled down to a very pleasant repast. All went well until Tommy’s order arrived. To our surprise, he rather sternly called the waiter back and insisted that all his food be served on separate plates. No explanation was given.

The waiter eventually returned carrying four plates - one with steak, one with chips, one with peas and one with carrots. Normal conversation resumed and Tommy happily tucked in, though his individual portions now occupied a substantial part of the table. At the end of the meal, and after a couple of large brandies, Tommy asked if I had a car.

When I told him mine was parked right outside, he wondered if I’d mind dropping him and his lady home. I mentioned that, as he was such a big chap, he might struggle to fit into my small Mini Cooper. He assured me it wouldn’t be a problem.

Moments later, we were all

squeezed into the Mini, with Tommy sitting beside me in the front. His vast bulk filled the entire passenger side, his knees almost under his chin. When we arrived at his house, he thanked me profusely and asked us to wait, as his wife had a present for us.

She soon reappeared with a round biscuit tin, which she handed over with more thanks and a promise to ‘do it again sometime’. We drove off, and my wife inquisitively prised open our gift. It was half full of nothing but broken biscuits.

We simply had to laugh. It wasn’t until I later told the story to a couple of friends that I discovered Tommy had a reputation for being extremely careful with his money. I’d had no idea - but I certainly learned that evening.

Tommy Cooper - a wonderful one-off. Heaven will need a sturdy table!

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Jet2 adds 380,000 seats

FOR expats in Spain, flying back to the UK is set to become significantly easier this summer after Jet2 announced a major expansion of its Spain flight programme, adding more than 380,000 extra seats for summer 2026.

The additional capacity will run between April and October 2026, representing around 9 per cent growth compared with summer 2025. In total, the airline plans to offer more than 4.6 million seats to and from Spanish destinations, underlining continued demand for UK–Spain travel.

For British residents living across mainland Spain, the Balearics and the Canary Islands, the increase should mean more availability during peak periods and greater flexibility when booking flights home. It also makes it easier to balance life between both countries, whether that’s popping back for weddings, christenings and milestone birthdays, or planning longer stays with family during school holidays.

Jet2 is not only strengthening services to major hubs such as Mallorca, Tenerife and Alicante, but also expanding routes to regional airports including Girona, Reus, Almeria, Jerez and La Palma.

At peak summer, the airline expects to operate more than 840 weekly flights across 161 routes between Spain and the UK.

Drones take flight

DRONES are no longer a futuristic idea in Madrid. They are already buzzing above hospitals, across emergency zones and even beneath the city’s streets.

The Community of Madrid has recently unveiled a four-year strategy backed by €16 million to position the region as a global leader in drone technology. The strategy aims to boost research, manufacturing and public service applications.

Healthcare is one of the most striking areas of development. Drones are being trialled to speed up urgent transfers of medicines, blood and specialist equipment between hospitals.

In September, a demonstration flight between La Paz and Carlos III hospitals, flying about 30 metres above ground and operated by two pilots, completed the journey in roughly three minutes, producing crucial data to advance the project beyond testing.

Drone use is not limited

to the skies. Canal de Isabel II is deploying unmanned aircraft in parts of the region’s 2,500 kilometres of water galleries. Using artificial intelligence, the drones capture detailed images of infrastructure, spotting potential faults without putting personnel at risk.

Across the regional administration, around a dozen drone projects are

underway in healthcare, emergency response, urban planning and the environment.

With the global drone market expected to reach €57.8 billion by 2030, Madrid is aiming to shape the industry rather than import technology. The tests have begun, the investment is committed, and the region plans to stay airborne.

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Costa del Sol Long-awaited escalators

PASSENGERS at Malaga-Costa del Sol Airport can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Renfe has restored the escalators at the Cercanías station following more than a year of breakdowns. The continuous outages had caused significant hardship for passengers with heavy luggage, the elderly, and those with limited mobility.

The rail operator confirmed that the escalators on platform 1 are now fully operational. Rather than attempting further temporary repairs, engineers opted for a complete replacement to ensure long-term reliability and safety. The modernisation project, valued at over €770,000, is being executed in two phases by the specialist firm TKE.

Work began on platform 2 in mid-January and is expected to conclude within the current quarter. The restoration marks the end of a frustrating period for tourists. Throughout the works, station elevators remained functional to maintain basic accessibility.

Costa Blanca North

The Benidorm Fest finale

THE Benidorm Fest once again turned into a headline moment, reaffirming its status as both a major televised music competition and a powerful winter tourism driver. Staged at the Palau d’Esports L’Illa and broadcast nationally by RTVE, the festival has evolved into one of Spain’s most prominent live entertainment events, extending the city’s appeal well beyond its traditional summer season.

The impact on the ground was immediate. According to hotel association Hosbec, occupancy reached 88 per cent over the festival weekend, effectively filling hotels during what is typically a quieter winter period. Restaurants, bars and local businesses benefited from the influx of visitors, while the event generated an estimated 2,500 direct and indirect jobs.

On screen, the grand final drew significant national attention with more than 4.1 million viewers tuned in at some point during the broadcast. The show averaged 1,085,000 viewers.

Mallorca

Palma embraces Sa Rua

THE capital burst into colour and sound on Sunday February 15 as Sa Rua 2026 wound its way through the city centre, drawing thousands for the capital’s annual Carnival parade. From La Rambla along Carrer de la Riera and down to Avinguda de Jaume III, pavements were packed with families, residents and visitors eager to witness one of Mallorca’s most anticipated winter celebrations.

This year’s procession featured 11 floats and 36 parade groups, each competing to outshine the next with bold concepts and high-impact performances. Towering fantasy creatures, playful nods to pop culture and sharp social satire rolled through the streets, accompanied by pulsing music and tightly choreographed dance routines. The scale of the production reflected months of preparation, with intri-cate handmade costumes, elaborate props and coordinated staging on full display.

Costa Blanca South School spectacle

NUMEROUS towns along the Costa Blanca have been lit up with colour, song and dance this February for the traditional Carnival, and Torrevieja has been one of the main hubs of culture and explosive festivities. Fresh off the heels of the main Carnival celebration, complete with blowout parades, feathers, glitter and impressive performances, the municipality also celebrated the traditional School Carnival: a gathering of more than 500 boys and girls from 11 local schools.

During the School Carnival event, the streets of the municipality came alive with joy, creativity and fun as students paraded through in elaborate costumes. Torrevieja was alight with brave superheroes, pretty princesses, ferocious animals and zany movie characters.

The School Carnival is one of the most beloved events in the Torrevieja Carnival schedule, with children showing excitement for the parade year after year.

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Carnival spirit survives

MOJACAR residents did not let a little wind or rain dampen their spirits, or threaten their beloved Carnival Parade. When ongoing storms and an orange weather warning forced one of the town’s most anticipated events to be rescheduled, the locals rallied, ensuring the parade went ahead without a hitch the following day.

Hundreds took to the streets, showcasing an array of intricate costumes. Some troupes took this opportunity to highlight traditional dress, their costumes decked out in fringe and feather. Others harnessed the Carnival extravagance with bright leotards decorated in sparkling crystals and towering headpieces, capturing the celebrations’ bold spirit.

Some troupes dressed up as iconic characters from across a number of beloved franchises. One group of women all dressed as the Queen of Heart, accompanied by small children quite literally decked out as playing cards, an adorable addition to the procession.

Children perched on shoulders to catch a better view as performers tossed sweets into the crowd. Costa Calida

A DRAMATIC overnight rescue became the defining moment of a fierce wildfire that swept through the Sierra de la Muela and Cabo Tiñoso natural park in Cartagena, as two trapped hikers were brought to safety unharmed.

The blaze began late on Saturday, February 14, first spotted at 9.45pm by a maritime rescue vessel. Fanned by gale-force winds from the tail end of Storm Oriana, the fire spread rapidly across protected scrubland, creating dangerous conditions and prompting swift precautionary action. Around 50 people were preventively evacuated from 80 caravans near the Rambla de La Azohía to ensure their safety.

At 1.40am, a patrol from the Guardia Civil carried out a precise rescue of two hikers trapped inside a nearby cave. Despite thick smoke and challenging night-time conditions, both were saved without injury. By Sunday, winds eased, allowing helicopters to begin water drops and it was confirmed crews contained the final hotspots by mid-morning.

Labour of love

IN a strange marketing stunt, Norwegian electronics retailer Komplett is promising free copies of the highly anticipated Grand Theft Auto VI to any parents whose baby arrives on the game’s launch day. The promotion, launched on Wednesday, February 11, hopes to capitalise on the immense hype surrounding the title’s scheduled release on November 19.

The specialist retailer unveiled the campaign via Instagram, featuring cheeky posters that encourage gaming fans to ‘start the mission’ immediately to ensure a November payoff. Despite rumours that the blockbuster sequel could carry a price tag exceeding €100, Komplett insists the offer is genuine. “This is actually not nonsense,” the company stated,

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positioning the giveaway as a nod to the game’s loyal community.

The gimmick has sparked a wave of amused cynicism online. Social media users have been quick to point out the impracticality of the prize, noting that a newborn is the ultimate ‘game-breaker’ for free time. Critics joked that the retailer should be handing out nappies rather than high-octane digital heists.

This stunt mirrors Bethesda’s 2011 ‘Dovahkiin’ contest for the release of Skyrim, though Komplett has stopped short of requiring parents to name their children after the game’s protagonists. While Rockstar Games remains focused on its deadline, Norwegian couples now have a specific nine-month countdown.

Speaking European Meet Mallorca’s fitness star

Savannah Spencer is strengthening more than just muscles in Mallorca - she’s building connection, confidence and community. Through her thriving fitness studio Studio Savannah in Cala Mayor, she has created a space where women feel empowered both physically and emotionally, and her loyal online following shows her influence reaches well beyond the island.

WHAT was it about Mallorca that made you decide this was the place for you?

I was raised in Runcorn, but I always felt there was more to explore. When I became a mum, I wanted more for my children.

Can you tell us about the business you run and what inspi red you to start it?

Studio Savannah was born from my own experience of motherhood. After having my third baby in Mallorca, I realised how transformative but isolating that season can be - I wanted a supportive community where women could train safely, bring their babies and feel understood.

EU customs shake-up

SHOPPERS across Spain and the European Union are facing a shift in their online buying habits. A new €3 customs fee is set to be applied to small parcels ordered from popular international platforms like Temu, Shein, and AliExpress.

This measure, approved at the EU level, targets low-value imports under €150 that arrive from outside the bloc. The primary goal is to manage the overwhelming surge of ultra-cheap goods entering European markets and to level the playing field for local businesses.

The decision stems from the staggering volume of international trade currently bypassing traditional customs scrutiny. According to the European Commission, billions of low-value parcels enter the EU annually. EU officials argue that this creates immense pressure

on customs authorities and raises concerns about product safety.

Furthermore, European retailers find it difficult to compete with goods that currently benefit from simplified customs rules.

For the average consumer, the math on bargain shopping is about to chan-

ge. A €2 gadget could almost triple in price once the fee is applied. While platforms may respond by consolidating shipments or using EU-based warehouses, buyers should prepare for higher checkout totals starting in 2026 as the EU moves toward a more regulated digital customs system.

Lufthansa expands

TRAVELLERS flying from Frankfurt within Europe will soon benefit from more direct routes, newer aircraft and stronger connections as Lufthansa City Airlines opens a new base at Germany’s busiest airport.

Any highlights since mo-

Building a business from scratch in a new country and watching it flourish. Have there been challenges?

Language has been my biggest hurdle. But we’ve built a community here and don’t feel pulled back.

Best spots with children?

Fresh air, freedom and sunshine - simple and priceless. Advice for parents moving abroad?

Keep routines familiar, expect paperwork and remember your ‘why’. Life in Mallorca in a few words? Intentional, sun-filled and grounded.

Operations started on February 9, with the first Frankfurt departure to Manchester on a modern Airbus A320neo. The move places Lufthansa’s youngest airline at the centre of its most strategic airport, reinforcing the group’s short-haul feeder network and expanding options for European passengers.

Passengers departing Frankfurt now have additional short-haul routes. Shortly after launch, Berlin and Valencia were added to the February schedule. In March, Düsseldorf and Malaga followed as a second aircraft entered service.

The expansion continues throughout summer 2026, with planned additions including London Heathrow, Stockholm, Bilbao, Hamburg, Helsinki, Ibiza, Marseille and Bucharest. By Sep-

tember, the Frankfurt base is expected to operate seven Airbus A320neo aircraft.

This is the airline’s second base after Munich, where it launched in 2024 and now operates 13 aircraft. In 2025, it flew nearly 16,000 services, carrying around two million passengers to 27 destinations.

Since September 2025, Lufthansa City Airlines has been a full Star Alliance member, offering smoother connections and frequent flyer benefits. Staffing is also growing, with about 60 employees already in Frankfurt and hundreds more cockpit and cabin crew hires planned.

OLDEST BRITISH CHURCH IN SPAIN IS CRUMBLING!

Rocío maintains it but struggles with needed repairs. “The roof’s leaking, frescoes deteriorating, and the English Church isn’t responding!” laments leader Loli Ramos.

It covers everythingexcept what happens to you

FROM COAST TO COAST

IN 1517, the Fifth Duke of Medina Sidonia, Alonso Pérez de Guzmán (nicknamed ‘the insane’), granted English sherry merchants land to build a church in Sanlúcar de Barrameda. A later duke was less generous: he led the doomed Spanish Armada (Oops!).

Five centuries on, St George’s Church, Spain’s oldest surviving British institution, is crumbling. Its guardians plead for British help to restore it.

Once a secret haven for English Catholic priests returning to dangerous Tudor England disguised as wine traders, the church houses a striking altarpiece of St George slaying a dragon. Beneath it lies an English nobleman’s tomb.

By 1876, the last English priest had died, and Britain forgot the church. Today, the Brotherhood of the Virgin of El

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British wine merchant, Tim Holt, warns: “It’s an important piece of heritage.” Ramos agrees: “Visitors are amazed but unaware. This is their history: Britain must step in!” Any takers out there, Britain?

However, regarding the increasingly renewed calls for STRICTER regulations on art restoration in Spain that I’ve often described here, whoever ends up paying for the repairs should please get professionals to do the job. (Just asking for a friend!)

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TODAY, I’ve decided to talk about insurance.

Yes - those grand, modern love a airs we enter into with the hopeful innocence of someone signing an eternal vow.

I must own so many policies by now that I no longer organise them by type. I classify them alphabetically. Insurance for the house. The car. Health. Phone. A meteor hitting Earth. A rogue alien invasion. A sudden zombie uprising. I half expect, any moment now, to take out insurance to insure the insurance. A meta-policy. Insurance to make sure the insurance actually does what it promised - or at least fakes it convincingly.

Because, of course, that is another story.

Taking out insurance feels remarkably like a honeymoon.

Everything is charming. Reassuring. Almost poetic. They tell you you are covered, protected, embraced by an exceptional human team who will stand by you ‘in your most di cult moments’. One almost feels tempted to toast with Champagne… or maybe confetti.

“This is the love of my life,” you think.

“This one - I shall marry. And probably name my rst child after it.”

But true love, as we know, reveals itself in adversity.

And that is precisely when the fantasy begins.

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uninterrupted afternoons (or one very dramatic weekend) to decode.

I am not someone who enjoys bothering people. I do not enjoy ling claims. I do not enjoy repeating my policy number 10 times as though it were a sacred chant. And I certainly do not enjoy feeling as if I am requesting charity when I am, in fact, exercising a right I pay for punctually and faithfully.

Sometimes it is something as mundane as xing a leak at home. Nothing dramatic. Nothing operatic. Yet you already sense what awaits you: hold music, transfers, the ‘appropriate department’, and the polished voice explaining,

“I’m terribly sorry, but that is not included under your speci c coverage for incidents not speci cally included.”

Ah.

And after six potential hours of instrumental music and institutional politeness, one arrives at a quiet conclusion: I would rather pay for it myself - and preserve my sanity.

Because in the end, insurance covers everything.

Everything imaginable.

Everything hypothetical.

Everything statistically improbable. Everything… except what happens to you.

And that is when you understand that what we truly purchase is not protection. It is reassurance.

Elegant, contractual reassurance.

The illusion of a safety net.

THE Artful Dodger series reintroduces a beloved Dickens character when the young pickpocket follows in the footsteps of many teenagers and moves to Australia. There Dodger, or rather Jack Dawkins, reinvents himself into a well-respected young doctor. However, the new life he’s built is turned upside down when he runs into an old acquaintance, and meets an ambitious governor’s daughter who dreams of becoming a surgeon herself. Back with a bang, season 2 promises high-stakes action and a forbidden romance that simmers under the surface.

PRIME VIDEO’S newest heist thriller, Steal, turns something objectively boring (pension fund investment) into a truly gripping narrative, full of twists and turns that are impossible to see coming.

Game of Thrones alum Sophie Turner offers a stellar performance as the show’s lead, Zara, who arrives at work expecting another boring day at the office. She couldn’t preworkspace would be infiltrated by a gang of thieves, and she would be forced to do their bidding. Or did she?

Because when something actually happens - and no one ever desires incidents, accidents, leaks, rogue llamas, or spontaneous explosions - you meet the ne print. That exquisite, microscopic literature that seems written in invisible ink, requiring a magnifying glass, legal training, a degree in ancient hieroglyphics, and at least two

Until one discovers that the net comes stitched with conditions, clauses, exclusions, exceptions - and sub-exceptions for the exceptions.

And so we live.

Insuring everything, just in case. Everything - except our patience.

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Pet food dilemma

CHOOSING the right food for your pet is crucial for their health and happiness. Pet owners often debate whether home-made meals or store-bought biscuits are better. Neither option is better than the other, they both have advantages and potential drawbacks.

Home-made pet food allows owners to control exactly what goes into their pet’s meals. By making it yourself, you know exactly what’s going in the food to nourish your pet, ideal for animals with allergies or special dietary needs. However, making balanced meals requires time and careful planning. Feeding a pet is different to feeding a human, and this may lead to pets missing out on essential nutrients.

What food is best for your pet?

Shop-bought pet food, including dry food and canned options, offers convenience and consistency. Shop-bought doesn’t mean low quality. Many brands often provide a complete and balanced diet, fortified with vitamins and

minerals that help your pet thrive. On the downside, some pre-packaged foods can contain additives.

The trick there is to read the label carefully, and monitor your pet’s

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Walking football takes off

WALKING Football is expanding rapidly in Spain, with growing numbers of clubs and players driving national momentum. The latest boost comes from the Federation of International Walking Football Associations (FIWFA), which has confirmed that the 2026 FIWFA European Nations Cup will take place in Spain in November.

The five-day tournament will be staged in Torrevieja, November 2 to 6. Hosted by Team Spain, it will return to the same venue that successfully held the Walking Nations Cup 2025. European nations are expected to compete across six agegroup categories, strengthening Spain’s position on the international stage.

At grassroots level, the sport is gaining ground in major cities. TRES CANTOS CDF in Madrid is helping establish the

game in the capital, focusing on inclusive participation and long-term involvement.

In Sevilla, CD Walking Betis has generated significant attention with the return of Real Betis Walking Football for players aged 40 and 50+.

Local media reports that walking football is spreading throughout Spain, reflecting increased demand for a competitive yet social format of the game.

FIWFA President Paul W Carr confirmed strong interest from all European member nations for 2026, with potential new entrants including Germany, Switzerland and Croatia. England currently hold the Over-50s and Over-60s titles.

FIWFA represents 43 member nations and is recognised by FIFA as the sport’s sole international governing body.

Kickboxer crowned

A NEW Andalucian Kickboxing Champion will soon be crowned.

Rincon de la Victoria has the honour of hosting one of the biggest nights in combat sport: The Night of the Fighter. The 2026 edition will take place on Saturday March 28 at the Pabellon Cubierto Municipal Ruben Ruzafa, where the 62-kilogram category will be decided.

Local favourite Moham Attout of Club Nirvana will stand across the ring from challenger Jose Camaron from Cordoba in a standout main event.

The event kicks off at 5.30pm, with 38 fighters competing on the 18-match undercard. Fights will be contested under kickboxing and K-1 rules, and fans are promised a night of spectacular combat action.

Municipal Sports councillor Antonio José Martín highlighted how the

event has helped position Rincon as a ‘centre for contact sports’, attracting competitors and fans from around the region. What’s more, Mayor Francisco Salado emphasised the benefits of hosting sporting events, noting they promote discipline, respect and effort while boosting the local economy and community image. Organised in partnership with the Federación Andaluza de Kickboxing y Muaythai (FAKM) and the town’s sports department, this is the 16th edition of the celebrated event.

Tickets are available through participating clubs and at the event box office on the day.