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23 - 29 March 2017

COSTA BLANCA NORTH

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Hopes fading Brit now missing for 11 weeks THE family of missing Allen Varley desperately hope that he will be found safe and well, despite him not being seen for over two months. On Thursday January 5, Allen left the Ambassador Playa Hotel in Benidorm and has not been seen since. The father of two in his early 70’s and from Hull was on holiday when he disappeared wearing a red patterned shirt, black trousers and black shoes. Alan is in need of continuous medication for blood pressure, stroke treatment and Crohn’s disease. Members of the British community took to the streets to distribute posters, whilst social networking sites such as Facebook

ALLEN VARLEY: Was on holiday.

page Costa Blanca Missing People spread the word to their thousands of members. The group is now working with the British Embassy on the Varley case. Euro Weekly News spoke this week with Carl Varley, Allen’s nephew. Carl said: “There has been absolutely no news. We’re resigned to believing the worst and that he

may now be lost at sea, but we are still praying for a miracle.” Allen Varley is five foot five inches tall, of stocky build and speaks with a heavy northern accent. He may or may not be wearing glasses. Anyone with any information should contact either Costa Blanca Missing People or the police 112 with reference number 267/17.

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Burning building dramatic rescue TWO people were rescued from their burning home on the first floor of a 12-storey block in Benidorm on Friday March 17. The fire was first reported

at 5.49am and soon grew to encompass the entire apartment. The whole building was evacuated and it took a total of eight fire-fighters to tackle the blaze.

Feathered friends CALPE has plans to put itself on the map as a location for bird enthusiasts, after it has become clear that these tourists will not fly away when summer ends. The area

is teeming with bird life, with over 170 migratory and nesting birds and they have already published a guide with four routes for bird lovers to enjoy.

Death of cyclist A 49-YEAR-OLD cyclist has died in Javea as a result of a possible heart attack. He was out riding with friends when he started to feel ill and collapsed

as he reached the area of La Guardia. Attempts to revive him were unsuccessful, despite the best efforts of both his friends and a medical team.

DON’T FORGET: To move your clocks forward by one hour.

It’s finally time to spring forward into the summer By Francesca Souter DESPITE recent spells of bad weather, the days are now getting longer and summer is well and truly on its way. The arrival of daylight savings time this Sunday (March 26) means the clocks will go forward, bringing us longer and lighter

nights - the perfect excuse for an evening spent out with friends or family. This year, the change coincides with Mothering Sunday, so anyone planning to bring their mum a delicious breakfast in bed, or book a table at her favourite restaurant, will need to make sure that they don’t get caught out!

Spend five minutes changing the clocks around your house before bed this Saturday evening. Most mobile phones and radio clocks will adjust themselves, but it never hurts to double check your settings! Find yourself forgetting which way the clock is changing? Remember this handy mnemonic, ‘Spring forward, fall back.’

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Don’t forget Mother’s Day MOTHERING SUNDAY in the UK and Gibraltar is the fourth Sunday in Lent and differs from the date of Mother’s Day in Spain (first Sunday in May) and the USA (second Sunday in May) but although this is in some ways a relatively new holiday, its roots go back to Ancient Greece. More recently, it became a regular celebration in the UK as early as the 17th century, when following a church service where prayers were dedicated to the Virgin Mary it became traditional to give flowers and small gifts to mothers of all ages. The practice died out in the UK by the 19th century but was promoted in the USA by Julia Ward Howe, composer of the iconic ‘Battle Hymn of the Republic’ and by 1914, it was officially recognised in the USA. Today, Mother’s Day is recognised in at least 50 countries throughout the world and it is likely that restaurants and flower shops in certain parts of Spain will be particularly busy on Sunday March 26 as British residents and visitors take the opportunity to celebrate and thank their mothers.

Rare find near river NATURE group Heliaca has located Europe’s largest orchid near Monovar. Club members found two specimens of the Giant Orchid (Himantoglossum robertianum) in a stream that feeds the River Vinalopo. Although this type of orchid can grow to almost one metre in height, the two Monovar examples measure around 50 centimetres at present. The orchid is included in the Valencian Community’s catalogue of Endangered Plants, meaning that both the plant and its surroundings are protected. It is not usual to find the Giant Orchid in this part of the Vinalopo as it needs very damp conditions to grow, Heliaca said. “Once we stop polluting the Vinalopo, it could become an expansion area for these streams with species that have disappeared from the river itself,” an association spokesman said. But for that to happen it would be necessary to eradicate fly-tipping and control how the streams are used, he added.

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SPANISH FACTS OF LIFE...6 SPAIN'S Michelin starred restaurants have been making global headlines for two decades, and with 30 new stars awarded for 2017, the trend looks set to continue. There are now nine restaurants in Spain with the maximum three-star rating for “exceptional cuisine with a special journey,” placing the nation fifth in world rankings behind Japan (26), France (25), the U.S. (14), and Germany (10).

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Cooking-up global fame LEGENDARY Basque chef Martin Berasategui is the holder of eight Michelin stars, more than anyone else in Spain. He began to work at his parent’s restaurant at the age of 14, when there were no Michelin stars in the Basque Country, but by 25 he owned the restaurant and had gained his first star. He opened his eponymous eatery in Lasarte-Oria, near San Sebastian, in 1993 and it was awarded its third Michelin star in 2001. Berasategui holds three more stars at Lasarte in

Barcelona and another two at M.B. in Tenerife, plus a further six around the world including two in the Dominican Republic and one in Mexico. However, having the most stars is not the only accolade to aim for. El Celler de Can Roca in Girona, run by the famed Roca brothers, was named the world’s best eatery by Restaurant magazine in 2013 and 2015, while the same title was handed to Ferran Adria’s El Bulli in 2002 and for four consecutive years between 2006 and 2009.

Full to bursting LAST November levels at the Amadorio dam in Villajoyosa were lower than anyone ever remembers. Four months later the reservoir is at 90 per cent capacity following periods of torrential rain in December, January and earlier this month. The last downpour deposited 100 litres of rain per square metre in some Marina Baja areas and the Confederacion Hidrografica del Jucar (CHJ)

establishments, placing it among Europe’s top foodie destinations since six have two or more stars. DiverXo is the sole threestar restaurant, serving experimental modern cuisine. However, for those seeking quality over quantity, San Sebastian is the place to head, with its seven 3-Miche-

gave the order to open the Amadorio sluice gates for several hours.

Hell’s bells BELLS at San Juan’s parish church still mark each quarter but will soon be quieter. Tests are being carried out to lower the number of decibels until they comply with legal limits. Although the bells are silenced between 10pm and 7am, Maria Teresa, a woman living nearby, has repeatedly

A learning curve for schools JUST 28 per cent of Alicante Province state schools opted to teach mainly in Spanish. Under the Valencia region’s tri-lingual programme, schools can choose how much is taught in Valenciano, English and Spanish. The Generalitat has introduced a carrot-and-stick formula, so that more classes in Valenciano automatically bring more in English. The advanced level of four subjects taught in Eng-

lish, one in Spanish and the remainder in Valenciano was chosen by 164 schools, 40 per cent of the total. In contrast, 132 schools - 32 per cent of the total will teach in both languages at intermediate level with two subjects in Valenciano, one or two in English and the rest in Spanish. A further 119 schools (28 per cent) chose the basic level taught in Spanish with one subject in English and one in Valenciano.

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Culinary rivals WITH 30 stars across the city, Barcelona heads Spanish city rankings with the most Michelin awards. However, only one eatery - Berasategui’s Lasarte - enjoys the top accolade, collecting its third star in this year’s awards, the first addition in this category since 2014. The remaining 27 stars are shared between 24 restaurants. Meanwhile Madrid restaurants have 21 Michelin stars spread over 14

Social 78 SAN SEBASTIAN: For quality. lin star eateries placing it among the cities holding the most stars per square metre in the world.

complained that she has been subjected to noise pollution throughout the day and is suffering from insomnia and stress.

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Film stars DENIA and Valencia are to provide backdrops for scenes in ‘Formentera Lady,’ the latest film to star award-winning actor Jose Sacristan. Three ships from Alicante company Balearia and the maritime station of Denia will play host to film crews over the next few weeks. According to a press release from the company, filming for the flick, written and directed by Pau Dura, is already underway.

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Postscript to ponder

per cent of the Spanish population believe homosexuality is “morally unacceptable,” making the nation the most gay-tolerant in the world.

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Not so playful THE Barcelona brothel offering rubber sex dolls has been closed. After Lumidolls gained worldwide publicity, the landlord of their property cancelled the lease just as the city announced the business was unlicensed and local prostitutes protested over unfair competition !

Quite a scare MORE than 70 tourists abseiled 250 feet down after being stranded in a cable car on Tenerife’s Mount Teide. Two hundred more on the mountain top were rescued on foot though some with disabilities had to spend the night in a refuge.

Magic touch MORE than 500 grams of hallucinogenic mushrooms and 28 boxes of seeds were found by police who raided a home in Puerto Santa Maria, Cadiz. The female Dutch occupant is thought to have been selling them for €50 per delivery, with some internet clients living in Australia.

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CÓRDOBA ANDALUCIA’S third largest city , Cordoba with a 350,000 population and a fascinating mix of old and new is the globe’s largest urban space to be declared a World Heritage Site by Unesco. Despite mercury levels from June to September at times rising to 45o it is a year-round favourite with national and foreign tourists partly due to excellent road, rail and air links. With its history dating to pre-Roman times. Cordoba fell under Moorish domination as early as 711 and by the 10th century was one of the largest cities in the known world . Unlike in some parts of Spain, Christians and Muslims existed alongside each other and at one time worshipped in the same building. The building of the great Mosque ended this practice though when the city was restored to Spanish rule, the Mosque became a Cathedral and is still a place of worship today. Near to the Cathedral is the old Jewish Quarter and the city also boasts seven bridges, and an annual Patio Festival, in addition to hundreds of jewellery manufacturers and superb restaurants which blend the influences of Moorish and Spanish culinary tastes. Popular dishes include Salmorejo and Rabo de Toro.

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The percentage of SEAT Ibiza cars listed among the total number of cars stolen in Spain last year.

The daily European Union fine the nation could face if it cannot pass a law on port workers.

TWENTY activists stripped to their underwear and covered themselves in fake blood in a Valencia street to protest against bullfighting as part of a regular activity by the Spanish charity and NGO AnimaNaturalis .

TWO men have been arrested after being filmed on CCTV installing copying and cloning devices at bank ATMs in the Madrid area in a Guardia Civil investigation dating back several months.

Zebra skin A ZEBRA skin rug and pieces of coral offered for sale against international laws have been seized by Seprona (the Nature Protection arm of the Guardia Civil) officers in Menorca.

Terror link A MOROCCAN aged 43 in Girona found sending money to a a relative in Syria believed to be a terrorist with Daesh has been arrested by Spanish authorities liaising with Europol.

495 The number of attacks on doctors reported to medical authorities while working during 2016.

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Birthdays • Mo Farah, Athlete, March 23, 34 British distance runner who won the Olympic gold medals for both the 5,000 metres and 10,000 metres at the 2012 and 2016 Olympic games. He is the most decorated British athlete who has won the European Athlete of the Year award and the British Athletics Writers Association British Athlete of the Year award six times. • Mary Berry, Cook/TV Host, March 24, 82 Popular judge on the TV show Great British Bake Off who has also hosted shows such as Mary Berry Cooks and Mary Berry’s Absolute Favourites. She has published more than 75 cookbooks including her first book The Hamlyn All Colour Cookbook in 1970 and the bestselling Baking Bible in 2009. • Elton John, Musician, March 25, 70 The English singer, pianist and composer’s career has spanned five decades and is one of the best-selling artists in the world having sold more than 300 million records. Some of his hit singles include Rocket Man, I’m Still Standing and Candle in the Wind. He was knighted by the Queen in 1998 for his services to music and charitable services. • Jennifer Grey, Actress, March 26, 57 American actress who starred alongside Patrick Swayze in the massive hit film Dirty Dancing which earned her a nomination for a Golden Globe for Best Actress. She also featured in Ferris Beueller’s Day Off and in 2010 she was the winner of season 11 of Dancing with the Stars. • Mariano Rajoy, Spanish Prime Minister, March 27, 62 Spanish politician who became the leader of the People’s Party (PP) in 2004 and prime minister in 2011. He failed to win the December 2015 general election in which the PP lost 64 of its 187 seats and ended in deadlock. The PP still fell short at the June 2016 general election however Rajoy was finally reappointed in October 2016 after PSOE members abstained in the parliamentary vote.

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Colombian hitman is ruled out A COLOMBIAN criminal was arrested three days after Maria del Carmen Martinez’s murder in Alicante City last December. The wealthy 72-year-old businesswoman, widow of former CAM Bank president Vicente Sala, was shot in the head at close range. Although this is the trademark of a hitman, police looked towards Maria del Carmen’s family circle from the outset and her son-in-law Miguel Lopez is currently on remand. They nevertheless arrested and questioned a 39year-old Colombian, who had fled from Germany where he is wanted for attempted murder, serious bodily harm and breaching firearms regulations. Aware that much of the Sala family’s fortune is based on its business interests in Latin America, including Colombia, police located the wanted man and searched his home. They found computers, phones, several memory sticks and 20 grammes of cocaine but nothing connecting him to Maria del Carmen’s murder.

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Blood donation LA NUCIA is holding a blood donor session this afternoon, Thursday March 23, from 4.30pm to 8.30pm at the town’s main medical centre.

Zombie town VILLAJOYOSA has announced that it will hold its second zombie event on April 29. Tickets are now on sale at the Department of Youth or www.entradi um.com and www.en tradasatualcance.com. Five hundred attended the event in 2016.

Ward flies in to open new bar in Benidorm By Caroline Tyszka CORONATION STREET actor and 2005 X Factor winner Shayne Ward swapped the cobbles for some sun, sea and sangria when he visited Benidorm to officially open a friend’s new venture. The 32-year-old, who became a father for the first time just before Christmas, opened up Benidorm’s newest bar, Planet on Calle Gerona, run by

his good friend and well-known local businessman Ron Vincent. Hundreds packed the terraces to get a glimpse of the television star, as well as enjoy live music, including John the Fiddler, and a free buffet. Cutting the ribbon for the official opening Shayne thanked everyone for coming, including almost a hundred family, friends and fans who had flown in from Liverpool.

SHAYNE WARD: Enjoying time with friend Ron Vincent.

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An eventful 4 kilometres RIDERS will again ascend Benitachell’s Puig de la Llorença in this year’s Vuelta a España cycle race. Despite its name, this year’s Vuelta starts in Nimes

in France, finishing in Madrid on September 10. The organisers have opted for the same route that they followed in 2015 in a steep climb that tested the riders to their limits. The peloton will arrive in

Benitachell at the end of the 176-kilometre ninth stage of the Vuelta that sets out from Orihuela on August 27. Organisers Unipublic recently inspected the route and finishing line together with town hall officials, the Local Police, Proteccion Civil and representatives from the local company Vapf. They “are in love” with Puig Llorença as it has everything that is needed to triumph in the cycling world, the organisers said. The ascent not only tests riders to

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their limits but the scenery of cliffs, sea and the Moraig beach is extraordinary. “The Levante coast will take a leading role, accompanying the peloton during every moment of the stage,” Unipublic said. The Benitachell leg of the race is destined to be one of the moments when the international teams fight it out to win this key stage, the organisers said. As one commentator put it in 2015, “More things happen in those four kilometres than in a 1,000page novel.” Photo credit: Benitachell town hall

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The die is cast NOW that the European Union (Notification of withdrawal) Act 2017 has received Royal Ascent, those of us living in Spain but with British passports will have to look forward to a ‘Brave New World’ with some positivity. At the moment, rumours abound and many British citizens living in Spain are understandably worried about their future, but there is no point in panicking when noone knows what the final result of the Brexit negotiations is likely to be. Some elderly residents are worried about pensions and health commitments after 2019 (assuming that is the date that Britain leaves the EU), but the news coming out of the UK is hardly comforting with talk of the NHS crumbling under the pressure of too many patients and insufficient funding. Not everyone is particularly frightened by the unknown and it will take some time for any meaningful information to become public knowledge, but if the government is to be believed, it does want to protect those passport holders living in European Union countries and intends to try to negotiate their future at an early juncture. Patience is a virtue and whilst difficult to accept, those of us who are going to be affected will just have to ‘lie back and think of England’ for a while.

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Smart move ALTEA Town Hall has updated its VisitAltea, altea.es, Participacion Ciudadana and Altea. They can now be accessed not only via computer but are also compatible with mobile phones.

Clean sweep VALENCIA’S regional Tourist Board in collaboration with Alicante University is holding training courses for hotel chambermaids at Benidorm’s Invat.tur Centre. The course lasts six months.

Sport studies OSLO’S Institute of Applied Sciences (HiOA) and the International Studies Faculty announced that outstanding Norwegian student Jorgen Systad would complete part of his Adapted Sports studies in Alfaz,

Two thriving little miracles By Linda Hall VALENTINA and Isabella, Javea’s ‘miracle twins’ recently returned to the health centre where they were born last November.

Craig and Arlene presented the three women with bouquets. Their mother Arlene Drysdale went into labour when she was only 26 weeks pregnant but the ambulance paramedics realised they would not reach Denia Hospital in time. They took her instead to Javea’s primary care centre where she gave birth assisted by paediatricians Monica Bonora and Silviano Pintos and midwife Ana Vico. The twins weighed only 700 grammes and were so fra il th at th e tw o d o c tors had to cradle them against

their bodies to keep them warm as they were driven to hospital. The two girls now weigh just over three kilos each and returned home at the beginning of February. Grateful parents Arlene

a nd C ra ig re c e ntly took Valentina and Isabella to the health centre where Monica a nd Silvia na onc e a ga in held the babies they helped to save. “They’re very strong.

The m edi cal t eam at Al i cante General told us from t he begi nni ng t hat t hey want ed t o l i ve, t hat t hey were fighters. They made an effort to eat and breathe,” Arlene said.

“We are so grateful. You saved our girls’ lives,” Craig said as he and Arlene presented the three women with bouquets. “We’ll never f orget what you di d f or them.”

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THE Limne Foundation is organising another of its river-cleaning operations in the Valencian Community. Last year 588 volunteers removed 4.5 tons of rubbish from the rivers in the

20 municipalities participating in the ‘Manos al Rio’ scheme and with 24 municipalities and more volunteers this year, an even bigger haul is expected.

In Alicante Province Agres, Alcoy, Alqueria d’Asnar, Elche, Gata de Gorgos and Muro de Alcoy will all be cleaning the rivers inside their boundaries on April 1 and Pego on April 2. The Limne Foundation is a non-profitmaking organisation created in 2007 by specialists in supervising and conserving aquatic ecosystems while encouraging public participation. “It is incomprehensible that rubbish is still being dumped in rivers, bearing in mind that there is rubbish collection, sometimes door-todoor, and a network of ecoparks,” Limne said. “We are all responsible for our natural heritage and it is essential that we should develop a network of collaboration between the administrations that are linked to the rivers and the public.”

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NEARLY DONE: Painting Albir’s cycle lane.

Easter preparations By Linda Hall ALBIR seafront is practically back to normal following the January storms. Repainting the bicycle lane has been completed and the town is almost ready for Easter week. Days of pounding seas caused €100,000 damage to Albir beach, according to Alfaz Town Hall estimates, but only minor details now need attention, said Beaches’ councillor Rocio Guijarro. The demolished section of the wall that protects the Raco de l’Albir has now been repaired by national government’s coastal authority, Costas. The beach has also been levelled after

waves washed away much of the sand, exposing large rocks. Beach litterbins, footbaths and wooden walkways, which were either badly damaged or swept out to sea, need to be replaced, said Beaches’ councillor Rocio Guijarro. This will be attended to in a fortnight’s time, Guijarro explained, and the children’s play areas and volleyball area will receive additional sand. “We want everything in perfect order for Easter, which is just round the corner,” the councillor said. “The beach is an important attraction for residents and visitors but it’s also an important source of earnings,” she added.

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Mobiles immobilised JAVEA’S Instituto Numero 1 informed parents that mobiles are not allowed inside the school. The decision has the backing of the high school’s Education Coordination Committee and the School Council. Pupil disrupted lessons with their ‘abuse and incorrect use’ of phones and these will now be confiscated, a circular letter warned. They will be returned only only on Tuesdays and Fridays between 4pm and 5.30pm. Failure to comply could lead to disciplinary action, the letter warned. The Instituto has a telephone that parents and pupils can use when necessary, the circular pointed out.

Mother of home alone child faces prosecution By Linda Hall AN Alicante City mother faces prosecution for leaving her small daughter alone in their apartment. As previously reported in the Euro Weekly News a video of the girl, who recently celebrated her sixth birthday, went viral as she was seen balanced on a narrow ledge seven s to rey s a b o v e th e ground la te a t night. T h e y o u n g g irl ha d c limbe d through the apartment window when she woke to find that her mother

was absent. She was rescued by firemen minutes after horrified passers-by in Plaza de Luceros in central Alicante rang the emergency services. Shortly afterwards, the Local Police located the child’s mother who explained that she had left the apartment to pick up her partner, who is not the child’s biological partner, from the gym. The mother was called to declare before the judge two days later and allowed to go after admitting that she had made an error of judgement.

“She didn’t expect to be out long but took longer than she thought. She didn’t imagine the child would open the window as it’s difficult and s he ’ d never done i f bef or e,” her lawyer said. The investigating judge has now finished his enquiry and concluded that there are indications of crime on the mother ’s part as her daughter’s life was in danger. The child’s biological father also announced that he would take the part of the private accusation allowed by Spanish law.

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Cracking down on fruit thieves By Caroline Tyszka THE Guardia Civil has allocated 150 officers to a protective security unit, to prevent nispero thefts during the upcoming harvest season. The unit will monitor the

cultivation of six towns’ crops within the Marina Baixa, with particular attention being paid to Callosa d’en Sarria where most of the fruit is grown. Part of the remit for the police will be to watch markets,

warehouses and other areas where thieves can sell their stolen produce. The operation, designed by the Guardia Civil, will cover about 3,000 hectares scattered between the towns’ of Bolulla, Alfaz del Pi, Altea, La Nu-

cia, Polop and Callosa d’en Sarrià. The Seprona division of the Guardia Civil will provide dogs to support the officers along with air support from the region’s helicopter. In 2016 54 thefts were recorded, of which 19 took place in Callosa. Guardia Civil reported that in most of these cases the thieves were men, of Spanish, Romanian or Bulgarian nationality and working in pairs. Officers, working in collaboration with the local farmers, hope that this cam-

paign will see a reduction in the number of thefts for 2017, but highlighted the importance of farm workers being extra vigilant, and reporting anything that seemed suspicious, even if they felt it was insignificant. Anyone who witnesses unusual or suspicious behaviour relating to the picking, or sale of the delicate fruit, can either contact the Guardia Civil directly at their barracks, via the internet or through the ‘Alertcops’ app which sends live security alerts to the police.

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Storm victim A DEAD striped dolphin washed up at Javea’s Sardinera beach during the last storm. Once removed from the hard-to-access cove, biologists will determine the cause of death.

Rush job COMPROMIS-LOS VERDES councillor Josep Bigorra arrived for Benidorm’s Budget debate at 9am. He left the council chamber at 11.15 to get married, returned two hours later and continued debating.

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SECURITY UNIT: Striking back at Nispero thieves.

SVA-TERS and the Dance Crashers will appear in Callosa’s Nyesprorock festival promoting rock in Valenciano. The event takes place beside the Bicicross and Skate Park on April 22.

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OLD N-332: Still a busy road to cross.

Crossing made easy By Linda Hall IT is now less hazardous for Benimagrell residents to cross the old N-332 to reach San Juan town. There is a new zebra crossing with traffic lights, plus a speed bump to slow down traffic, on the former main road now renamed Avenida Miguel Hernandez. The existing pedestrian underpass will remain open for the time being, but is to be sealed off once the public becomes used to the zebra crossing, the town hall explained.

Measures to control traffic on the road, which is still busy despite the bypass, began by slowing traffic to 30 kilometres an hour inside the centre of San Juan and 50 within the town limits. There are plans for a further crossing connecting San Juan with the Cines Anna shopping area, revealed Traffic councillor Eva Delgado. â€œOur priority is ensuring that San Juan is an accessible town where private and public transport do not take precedence over mobility for pedestrians and cyclists,â€? Delgado said.

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Historic ice house near collapse Help for ELDA’S only remaining ice pit was badly damaged during the last bout of bad weather. El Pozo del Francesco, like others in inland areas, was used in the 18th century to store packed snow that was later sold as ice in the summer. Thirty-six hours of rain earlier this month took its toll and

part of the building’s rubble masonry has collapsed. The ice house, listed as an Asset of Local Relevance, is located on private property whose owners advised the ‘Amigos del Castillo de Elda’ association of the damage. The association contacted the munici-

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pal archaeologist Juan Carlos Marquez who immediately inspected the ice house, accompanied by Elda’s Culture councillor Amado Navalon and Amigos members. Elda Council will now apply to the regional government’s Culture department requesting help to carry out urgent repairs to avoid total collapse.

genetic heart conditions THE Marina Baixa hospital’s new genetic testing programme has shown promising results. The Cardiology department at the Villajoyosa hospital has, since June 2016, been offering consultations for families with a history of heart disease, in order to detect any other family members suffering from the killer condition. Doctor Mateo Rodriguez, consultant for the study, has now been able to reveal the data obtained from the first patients. Since its inception the Cardiology specialist team has evaluated 16 families and a total of 156 cardiological studies have been carried

out on 46 people. Of the 46 cases half now have a confirmed diagnosis of heart disease, which would not have been discovered until much later had it not been for the early warning detection. Of the affected patients, evenly divided between men and women, the average age was 41 years old. Describing the results as ‘promising’ the department of Cardiology at the hospital are confident that they will be able to ‘adapt resources to the needs of the community.’ The importance of the teams work regarding sudden deaths is highlighted by the fact that it is the leading cause for deaths in the under 35’s population.

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Advertising feature CARLOS BAOS: We can help you.

If youâ€™ve sold or will sell a property in Spain at a loss you may not need to pay the Municipal Plusvalia ABOUT three years ago, on our website, we answered a query made by an expatriate from Javea, who told us that despite having lost money in the sale of his property in Spain, the town hall had asked him to pay the local tax known as Municipal Plusvalia. In that article, we explained the difference between the Capital Gains Tax (state tax payable if there is real gain at the time of the sale or transfer of the property) and the tax known as Municipal Plusvalia, whose real name is Tax on Increase Value of Urban Assets (IIVTNU), which is paid to the town hall. This tax is paid every time and in every transfer, since its amount has nothing to do with the real value of the property but with the cadastral value and the years in which the property has been owned by the owner. Thus, in 2014 we said that we understood that the payment of the Municipal Plusvalia should not be demanded, or that its return could be claimed, when there exists a real loss in the transmission of the property, since the economic reality of each transfer or sale cannot be ignored by the town hall, and we mentioned a Judgment of the Superior Court of Justice of Catalonia of July 18, 2013 which had already ruled in this sense. Now, just few weeks ago, the Constitutional Spanish Court in its judgment of the February 16, which has been reported by numerous media, declared unconstitutional several articles of the regulations applied by the municipalities of Guipuzcoa, relative to this plusvalia municipal tax, noting that they are against the Spanish Constitution. This is because the Spanish constitution in its article 31.1, in

what is known as the Principle of Economic Capacity, states: All will contribute to the maintenance of the public expenses according to their economic capacity through a fair tax system... A fictitious increase in value or a profit according to the cadastral value may have nothing to do with the reality of the facts nor with the economic capacity or consequence of the transfer. Thus, as we thought and pointed out three years ago, and confirmed now by the Constitutional Court, in cases where there is a patrimonial loss yet the town hall is charging for this IIVTNU tax, without taking into account the capacity and real economic situation of the particular transmission, then there could be grounds to challenge, since there is no difference in what would be paid by those realising a real gain compared with those suffering a real loss. Therefore, if you are going to pay or have paid this Municipal Plusvalia, whether for a sale, gift, inheritance, etc., and wish to know whether you can challenge the same or ask for its return, or if you have any questions, contact us, we are experts, and we will help you. The information provided in this article is not intended to be legal advice, but merely conveys general information related to legal issues. Carlos Baos, Abogado / Lawyer Email carlosbaos@white-baos.com http://www.white-baos.com Tel. +34 966 426 185

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Thor’s happy ever after By Caroline Tyszka THE Showboat fundraiser, for Benidorm Dog Homing, helped one lucky dog find its forever home. The event, which raised over €2,500, helps dogs like Thor to be rescued and rehomed. Thor was dumped in the Benidorm pound because his owners downsized to an apartment. With funding from the event he was freed from the pound, had blood tests, was chipped, castrated, vaccinated and give an EU passport so that he could travel to the UK. Dona Sandland, a volunteer at the shelter said: “We would like to say a huge thank you to everyone who came to our fundraiser, Thor was rescued because of their help.” A German shepherd association in the UK, who work closely with Benidorm Dog Homing, arranged for Thor to fly to England where he

THOR: Rehomed in England and smiling.

immediately settled into his new surroundings. “We, all together, really do change the life of dogs,” Dona said, “the smile on Thor’s face said it all.” Benidorm Dog Homing are the volunteers who walk the dogs and give vital support. They are the people who take the active part in rehoming and re-introducing dogs back into homes. They pay for additional medical treatment above that given by the pound and work hard to prevent illness and infections. Volunteers not only give their time but also donations to help with this work. For further information about the group, or if you can volunteer some time to walk the dogs please go to the groups Facebook page. The shelter, SPAP is at Partida de Salto del Agua nº 60, Benidorm, telephone 965 856 268. Opening times are 10am1pm Monday to Saturday.

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SAFETY RAILS: Cova dels Arcs lookout less risky now.

Enjoying the view By Linda Hall THE lookout above the Cova dels Arcs in Benitachell has been made safer. This natural viewing platform commands spectacular views of Morro Falqui, all of Cala Moraig, the tip of Cabo de la Nao and the Descobridor islet off Javea. The Cova dels Arcs is one of the most distinctive caves on the Valencia region’s coast and on a day when the sea is calm, light enters through its two large arches and a cavity high above. Reaching the lookout above the cave which

is located on the Moraig beach has been tricky in the past but is less of a risk now that the platform has been equipped with wooden handrails and railings. “This is one of the most-visited lookout points on the beach and we noticed that a great number of people were taking risks by climbing up over the rocks to take photographs,” said Benitachell’s Tourism councillor Manolo Segarra. He thanked the coastal authority Costas for a safer and more accessible lookout that added to growing tourist interest in the Moraig beach.

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U3A president says thank you

EXPRESSION OF GRATITUDE: Karen White receiving flowers from president Eric Atkins. JAVEA U3A president Eric Atkins said a big thank you to his executive committee and group leaders who have served the association over the last 12 months by hosting a lunch following the la te s t monthly ge ne ra l meeting. More than 50 of them, all unpaid volunteers, attended the lunc h a t La Fonta na restaurant in the Arenal. Eric praised the team for their

hard work and dedication and presented groups coordinator Karen White with a bouquet of flowers for organising the lunch on his behalf. The U3A’s next general meeting, at the Parador Hotel on Wednesday March 29, is the AGM when the committee will be elected for the next 12 months. Member s have been vot i ng on line over the last few weeks

and voting closed on March 20. The results will be announced at the AGM. Doors open at 9.30am and there will be desks for new m em ber s t o j oi n and f or t hose who want t o r enew their membership as well as a t r avel desk and books/ DVD swap desk. As this is the AGM, there will be no speaker. For further details, visit the website www.u3ajavea.org.

Chums’ big shop for charity RECENTLY, armed with a shopping list from Benidorm Food Bank, four members of Chums (friends of charity) went shopping in Mercadona at La Marina and purchased four trollies of food, etc. It was a truly wonderful feeling for Marilyn, Peter, Pat and Brian from this small charity to be able to offer a little

help to such a worthy cause. The final bill when they finished shopping came to just over €336. Chums is a friendly little group whose members enjoy meeting for coff e e m o r n i n g s , l u n c h e s , q u i z z e s a n d outings. If you would like to join Chums or just get more information please call Marilyn on 965 864 394.

Freemason’s lodge sponsors underprivileged children AT the regular meeting of Santa Faz Lodge No 48, on Monday March 13, a motion was proposed, seconded and approved, to sponsor an underprivileged child to attend the summer school which is being organised by Hiram Abiff Lodge No 80 in Guadalest this summer. Various Lodges, and especially the Provincial Grand Lodge, have sponsored many children to go to the summer

school in the past which is both educational and entertaining. Last year the province sponsored 18 children and hopes to achieve a similar number again this year. As the DPGM, W Bro R C Bignell, the APGM, W Bro R A Mitchell and the ProvGCStwd, W Bro K Alcock, were all in attendance it was decided to present the cheque for €350 at the

meeting. The cheque was presented to the ProvGCStwd by the WM, W Bro Brian Duncan. The money has come from the Lodge charity fund and has been raised as part of this year’s fundraising efforts. Should you wish to contribute to this charity or would like to know more about Freemasonry please contact WBro William Turney at prensa@glpvalencia.com.

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Grab a bargain at the end of season sale THE Original Charity Shop and Library are launching its very popular end of season sale on Monday March 27 until Saturday April 8. The shop has excellent quality ladies and gents clothing on offer with a reduction of 50 per cent, as well as jewellery, ornaments, household goods, electrical appliances, DIY tools, bedding and curtains. Don’t miss this opportunity to bargain hunt and have some fun at the same time! Please note that in order to prepare for the changeover to summer, from Monday March 20 until Saturday April 1; the shop will not be taking any clothes for sale on commission. They will however take in bric-a-brac, etc. as usual during this time. From Monday April 3 they

will be accepting all your suitable spring/summer items. The shop is located on Avenida Fontana in Javea and is open Monday to Saturday from 10am to 1 pm. For more information visit www.chari tyshoplibrary.com. Don’t forget the Charity Library situated in Javea Park where you will find a great selection of books and more at great prices.

Fallas festival visit to Valencia EARLY on Wednesday March 15 members of Help International, Benidorm set off by coach to see the Fallas in Valencia. The group had a comfort stop on the way and refueled with coffee and croissants before arriving in Valencia for a panoramic tour. As everyone alighted from the coach the sun was shining and the members set off with great enthusiasm in search of all the Fallas. Members fitted in as much as they could and even found time for some lunch. After seeing as much as they could the rather weary group gathered for the long journey home.

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Careline Theatre AGM

THE FULL MONTY: The cast performed this back in October last year. CARELINE THEATRE will be holding its Annual Gene ra l M e e ting on M onda y March 27 at 8pm at the theatre in Alcalali. It probably won’t be as exciting as the final scene from The Full Monty which the cast performed in Octobe r la s t ye a r. B ut if you want to get involved with a ma te ur the a tre w ith the profe s s iona l touc h, or would like to find out more a bout the group, the n go

along to the AGM. What ever your age and ability, Careline Theatre offers challenging, rewarding and above all fun activities for individuals, couples and entire families. The meeting is open to non-members, but of course only members can vote. Annual membership is just €10 and you can join on the night for the coming year. Careline Theatre will be performing ‘Allo ‘Allo in

May, based on the hugely popular TV comedy and directed by Candida Wright. The performance dates are Thursday May 18 to Saturday May 20 at 8pm at the Careline Theatre in Alcalali. The box office opens on April 1 on 652 294 750 or email care lineboxoffice@gmail.com. Book your tickets early as demand is expected to be high. For more information visit carelinetheatre.com or find it on Facebook.

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BARC fashion show THE Busot Animal Rescue Concern (BARC) will be holding a Spring/Summer fashion show at the charity’s El Campello shop. The event, on Monday April 10 at 2.30pm, will be the eighth fashion show since the shop opened four years ago, with BARC also holding a winter Christmas special cat walk. Steven Ray from BARC said: “All our models are volunteers in the shop, or BARC supporters. The shows have always been very popular and beneficial to the charity, raising much needed funds. Many who attend are amazed at the quality of clothes available.” All stock is rigorously sorted by the staff, and personally by Steven, when preparing the collection for the fashion shows. The special afternoon gives the charity’s staunch supporters the opportunity to be the first to see the new season’s stock. “It’s hard work,” Steven said, “as the shop has to be stripped of all the clothes rails to make room for a red carpet and seating for 60 people, but it is very

ABANDONED: Frida and Fiona want a forever home. rewarding.” The shop counter doubles up as a bar to serve wine, beer and cava with the local Browns bar along with the BARC committee providing canapés whilst the MC, Antony Brown from Browns Party Palace, keeps the guests entertained. BARC is a small registered charity caring for puppies and

adult dogs, all of which need permanent homes. For more information on BARC and how to get involved please visit their Facebook Page ‘BARC Busot Animal Rescue Concern.’ Tickets cost €7.50 and can be purchased from the El Campello charity shop, Avenida Generalitat 52, or by calling Steven on 677 093 583.

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COMPANIANS, the Albir-based social club, donated €3,200 to Voluntariado Social, which runs Alfaz’s food bank. The money was raised at the Companians’ Gala Night on March 1 with a fabulous auction, a floor show and a full dance floor. The club’s president Barbara Banks, accompanied by committee members, presented the cheque during the meeting that the club holds each week in Albir Gardens. The Companians is an English-speaking social club that welcomes all nationalities and supports local charities. They hold regular fundraising events throughout the year and since founding the club in 2006, the Companians have donated more than €30,000 to charity. The club holds weekly events and activities and meets each Tuesday morning in Albir Gardens opposite the Mendoza supermarket. The Club opens at 10.30 for coffee, with announcements at 11.30am.

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Fundraiser bounty for food

DONATION: Companians hand over cheque for €3,200.

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Having your say

FOREIGN RESIDENTS: Groups meet regularly with councillors. ALICANTE University experts are preparing a White Paper on ‘Alfaz del Pi: wellness destination.’ The monthly town hall meetings with foreign residents’ groups helped the team coordinated by Francisco Montllor to produce three questionnaires that will help them with their investigation. These questionnaires are now available on the town hall website www.lalfas.es so that

residents and visitors can express opinions on the issues raised. Each of the three questionnaires is aimed at a specific group of residents, with one for foreign residents, one for Spanish residents and another for tourists. Alfaz’s Presidency councillor Rocio Guijarro and Martine Mertens, councillor responsible for foreign residents, urged Alfaz residents to an-

swer the questionnaires. “The more information the authors of this study can access, the better and more useful their conclusions,” Guijarro said. “These conclusions will help us to create the kind of town we want for the future.” “The questionnaires will be online until the end of April and after that we can go on to the next phase of compiling the answers and then interpreting them,” Montllor said.

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New beach How does your garden grow? care station TEULADA-MORAIRA Council has started work on installation of a first aid and rescue station on Platgetes beach. The 48 square metre site will contain public toilets, a store room for equipment, and an area covered by a pergola, at a cost of just under €145,000. Once the installation is complete, the beach will qualify for blue flag status, since in 2013 a rule was introduced whereby beaches must offer a care station for lifeguards and other emergency services. The chosen site is close to local car parks and offers good access for emergency vehicles, plus it will be fully-integrated into the local environment, according to a council press release.

RAISED flowerbeds in Calle Almacenes and Calle Iglesia in Moraira have been replanted with Mediterranean species. The native plants are longer-lasting and need less care as they are better adapted to the climate, the council’s Image and Urban Quality department explained. The revamp has cost the town hall approximately €18,000, an outlay covered by the first phase of improvements and general smartening up to the Old Town. Next in line are Calle La Mar, Avenida Madrid and Calle Barranquet. Image and Urban Quality councillor Raul Llobell explained that Calle Almacenes residents had been asking for a revamp to the flowerbeds for some time. Calle Iglesia had also been a town hall priority, Llobell said, owing to its position at the heart of Moraira’s Old Town and one of Moraira’s busiest streets.

FLOWERBED REVAMP: The prettified Moraira streets.

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COSTAS, the Environment ministry’s Coastal Authority, has replenished El Portet beach with 8,000 tons of sand. The ministry concluded after the January storms stripped sand from the beach that natural regeneration would take too long. Costas brought in sand from the Quintanes quarry in Altea which immediately turned the usually clear waters brown. Residents and local environmentalist groups now fear that Costas and the Ministry failed to take into account the effect that the new sand could have on the underwater meadows of Posidonia (Ocean Grass) growing near the shore.

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El Portet waters muddied

EL PORTET: Sea is usually crystal-clear. They also complained that this is coarser than the Portet beach’s fine sand, prompting the town hall to issue a public statement.

“Owing to consultations and suggestions regarding the El Portet regeneration, the town hall wishes to share its informa-

tion,” a council communique stated. It went on to explain that Costas began following an environmental monitoring programme even before the first lorryloads of sand arrived at El Portet, using GPS to locate posidonia and fan mussels. “Ministry experts have assured municipal services that the waters will be adjusting for three or four weeks.” Similar regeneration is being carried out at numerous Alicante Province beaches the town hall pointed out. What was more, it added, El Portet was regenerated in 1989 and 2003 using more sand than at present.

Cast-iron argument LITTER BINS had to be removed from Calle Doctor Calatayud owing to accessibility issues. The Moraira shopping street received a revamp in 2015 to improve its ‘aspect and functionality’ and make it more accessible, according to the then mayor Antoni Joan Bertomeu. The wrought iron litter bins by Javea artist Toni Mari, created to evoke the sea, have been vetoed on health and safety grounds as their spiky design has caused accidents. They are also easily damaged, public administration sources revealed. The future of the cast-iron sculptures at the entrance to Calle Doctor Calatayud has also been questioned. They are not popular with all members of public, claimed Paqui Romaguera, who heads the PSPV-PSOE party’s Equality section. They depict a stylised woman ecstatically carrying shopping bags opposite a similarly stylised man laden with the results of her retail therapy. “Women are tired of having to live with and put up with chauvinist symbols and stereotypes,” Romaguera said when the sculptures were first installed. “Do shopkeepers in this town really want to be represented by this kind of outdated and class-ridden symbolism?”

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Life’s a beach in wi

JAVEA is to have a year-round beach. “We intend to make Javea attractive all year round,” said local mayor Jose Chulvi. “As well as guaranteeing its protection and sustainability we need to provide facilities and infrastructure that make rational use of what the sea has to offer outside the summer season.” The Beaches and Environment department had this in mind when preparing the €463,634 project for buoy installation and floating games platforms, councillor Doris Courcelles explained. La Grava, the most protected of Javea’s beaches and least vulnerable to storms and high seas, will become a ‘winter beach.’ Buoys 50 metres from the shore will remain in place all year round, making the beach a safer place to swim as boats will have to remain at a distance. Buoys elsewhere along Javea coastline will, as they are at present, be installed between June 1 and October 15. A canal will be marked out for the Club de Piraguismo canoeists at the mouth of the River Gorgos which will remain throughout much of the year. Arenal will have another canal, this time for paddle surfers, during the high season when there are most people in the water.

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Town hall buys up two prime sites JAVEA Town Hall has purchased two plots of government-owned land in Granadella and La Plana. The sale agreement was signed recently by Javea mayor Jose Chulvi and Antonio Rodriguez Laso, the national government’s Economy and Treasury delegate for Alicante Province. The 985 square metres in Granadella cost €13,805 and the La Plana plot, which covers a 1,200-square metre area, cost €11,681. Negotiations with the national government began in 2016 and the town hall was anxious to acquire the strategically-situated plots and ensure that they remained public property. Both will be used for community purposes. The La Plana land is located inside the Montgo National Park and the other plot is close to the Granadella beach. The La Plana building, which was later extended by the Guardia Civil, is in ruins and nothing remains of the Granadella station.

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Article 50 to be triggered March 29 BREXIT PAGE By John Smith THE good news is that the European Union will be allowed to enjoy its 60th birthday celebrations without the announcement of the triggering of Article 50 but the bad news is that because the formal date won’t be until March 29, almost six weeks of negotiating time will be lost. The British government, through its Ambassador to the European Union Sir Tim Barrow, advised the EU as a matter of courtesy that the trigger date would be Wednesday March 29 and this has resulted in a number of ‘pithy’ observations from various European leaders. Gianni Pittella, the president of the socialist bloc in the European parliament is quoted in The Guardian as saying “Congratulations, Theresa May. Nine months to give birth to a

THERESA MAY: In Cardiff with Carwyn Jones the Welsh First Minister. date for Article 50 notification. We will make sure that Brexit won’t affect EU and UK acquired citizens’ rights. “Before negotiating the new relationship with UK, first and foremost we want substantial progresses on the withdrawal agreement to be ensured.” The date is important as the leaders of the 27 remaining states had hoped

to discuss the whole situation at a special summit due to be held on April 6 and 7 but the short time frame between the triggering of Article 50 and the summit makes it highly unlikely that any formal response will be made and therefore negotiations are unlikely to start for about six weeks and some believe that it could take even longer.

Whilst president of the European Council, Donald Tusk has promised to send his observations on the matter to the 27 leaders within 48 hours of the formal declaration, European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker who has been a consistent critic of Britain since David Cameron tried to block his appointment said

“Britain’s example will make everyone else realise that it’s not worth leaving.” In the meantime, Mrs May set off on a whistle stop tour of the regions to try to ensure a measure of unity, with Wales her first stop even though there is no formal power sharing agreement in Stormont in Northern Ireland and Nicola Sturgeon First Minister of Scotland has made it clear that she is looking for a second independence referendum prior to Brexit. The Prime Minister insists that she will be looking to obtain the best deal for Britain including a free trade arrangement but lead negotiator for the EU, Michel Barnier indicated in a tweet that there was no certainty over such an arrangement and customs controls would have to be considered as one option. One thing is certain, the initial period of waiting and speculation is now over, to be replaced by a further period of waiting and speculation but at least the British government will be likely to give regular updates on discussions rather than simply indicate what it considers possible although it may take more than two years to resolve all outstanding matters.

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Spanish taxes lecture REGRETTABLY the ‘Tax Club’ exists in Spain just the same as it does in our home countries. Despite many people trying in the past to avoid the ‘Club,’ with the introduction of the EU Exchange of Information Rules it is no longer possible to ‘beat/delay entry into the system.’ It is very important therefore that we understand the requirements of the system, in order to avoid additional penalties for nondisclosure and, through financial planning to minimise our exposure wherever possible, and accept our inclusion in the ‘Club.’ At next month’s general meeting, on April 6 in Murla, Daniel Herranz will give a talk about Spanish Taxes, in their many forms. David started his career in 1995 as a lawyer in Valencia in 1995, before becoming a member of the Europ e a n Yo u n g L a w y e r s Scheme in England, obtaining a Diploma (with merit) in English Commercial Law

DANIEL HERRANZ: Will give a talk about taxes. and a Proficiency in English degree, before becoming a trainee lawyer in a shipping law firm in London. I n 1999 he r et ur ned t o Spain and established his own pr act i ce i n Beni ssa. Si nce 2005 he has been working almost exclusively for British, Dutch and Eastern European clients, specialising in taxes and com-

pany law, inheritance, conveyancing and urban law, including court litigation in these fields. Daniel is also a lecturer at Valencia CEU Law University, Valencia Legal Bar, the Chamber of Commerce and has given numerous seminars to companies and associations. For further information website http://u3avalldelpop.com.

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ATTENTION LOVING: Lord, APAC’s blind horse meets some schoolchildren.

Car raffle for the horses A BBQ and car raffle, raising funds for the APAC Rescue Horses and ISVH Bombers Voluntaries is due to take place on April 9 in Javea. The APAC Caballos (Asociación Protectora Amigos del Caballo) was set up to defend and protect horses and offer them a second chance by being adopted. Based at La Xara in Denia, the volunteers work tirelessly to rescue many animals who would ordinarily have been left to die from neglect or abuse. The event, which will start at 1.30pm and finish at 4pm is being held at the Inn on the Green, Cansalades 155, in Javea. Tickets for the BBQ are €10 whilst tickets for a chance to win the car, valued at €3,500 are just €5.

The Chevrolet Matiz prize has a one-litre petrol engine, air conditioning and electric windows. However if the winner does not wish to take the car they can exchange it for €2,000 in cash. Tickets are on sale at: The Salamander Charity Shop Javea; Javea Auto Sales; Villa Mia Estate Agents; Heaven Boutique; Golden Leaves International and Blue Communications. Jules Winstanley Jones, a volunteer and promotor at the shelter said: “We are also supporting a local breeder in my town who has 46 starving horses, and hope to be able to promote this as much as possible.” Further information can be found at: www.gofundme.com/helping-the-starving-46horses.

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Join in the crystal anniversary bash THIS month, the Charity Shop of Calpe celebrates its Crystal anniversary (15 years) and would like to invite you to go along and have a glass of Cava or Buckâ€™s Fizz from 10am on Saturday March 25 while you browse in the shop. You can also join in the Easter raffle, with a chance to win a great prize. There are final reductions on winter clothing up to March 23 and the shop will be closed for one day on Friday March 24 before reopening on Saturday March 25 with its new season stock. The shop stocks a wide range of ladies and menâ€™s clothing as well as small pieces of furniture, household items and paperbacks. The shop only supports local charities in the town and is always in need of new donations of good quality items. Just drop them into the shop between 10am and

CHARITY SHOP OF CALPE: Celebrates 15 year anniversary. 1.30pm Monday to Saturday. The shop is located in the Galerias Mar Azul, Avenida Gabriel Miro in Calpe (half

way up on the right hand side opposite Druni). The shop can also arrange for larger items to be collected.

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Turbine testing

No change

WIND turbines ‘as big as the Eiffel Tower ’ a r e t o b e t e st e d in D en mark. The test turbines are expected to be in place from 2019.

WIND TURBINES: To be tested in Denmark.

Cake criticism

Abuser jailed

THE Danish Minister for Integration has been accused of lacking sensitivity after posing with a cake to celebrate her 50th law change restricting immigration.

Blu to green THE Radisson Blu Royal Hotel in Copenhagen glowed green at the weekend to mark the celebration of St Patrick’s Day.

Pricey pizza A DANISH pizza maker claims he is offering the most expensive piz-

za in the world. Costing 8,000 kroner (€1,076), it must be ordered weeks in advance and consists of over 30 ingredients, although no one has actually bought it yet.

AN appeal to free a German-Turkish

THE Groningen University plans to open a campus in China with first year students expected to begin their degree courses in 2018. Graduates will receive a Dutch degree at the end of their course.

No drivers DUTCH technology company ‘2get there’ announced it will supply Dubai with an automated vehicle system, to transport 5,000 passengers an hour in driver-less vehicles.

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Reporter jailed

A MAN has been jailed for almost 11 years for abusing over 30 girls via his webcam and then threatening to share the footage with family and friends. The court hears how one Canadian girl killed herself as a result of his threats and harassment.

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GERMANY A GERMAN supermarket was closed down after spider cocoons were spotted in a shipment of bananas. There were fears the cocoons could have been of the Brazilian wandering spider, thought to be the most dangerous in the world, but it turned out to be a false alarm.

DUTCH voters chose to remain with Prime Minister Mark Rutte as his VVD party received most votes in the country’s elections, although they did lose seats.

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journalist has been rejected by a Turkish court. Deniz Yucel was arrested last month accused of propaganda and inciting violence.

Strike breakers AS workers at Berlin airport took strike action which grounded almost 600 flights, Ryanair responded by sending 20 workers from Ireland to keep its

flights going. The move has been criticised by unions claiming the workers lacked the proper safety checks.

Rape trial A TEENAGER is on trial for raping a 90-year-old woman on her way back from church. The Spanish-Moroccan is on trial in Dusseldorf accused of rape, bodily harm and theft.

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A TEENAGER has been arrested following a shooting at a high school in southern France. The 17-year-old was a pupil at the school when he opened fire with a rifle, two handguns and he also had two grenades. Eight people were injured.

ENROLMENT at Dutch-speaking secondary schools in Brussels will introduce a lottery system with parents able to earn points for the school of their choice based on a number of factors.

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A PHOTO of a Camembert cheese not being cut the ‘correct French way’ has caused outrage in the country. The photo on social media was flooded with comments of mockery and anger.

AN investigation has launched following the death of an eight-year-old boy in West Flanders. There is no evidence of violence, but authorities are sure it was not a natural death.

Test cheats? FRENCH fraud investigators are claiming that Renault has cheated on pollution tests for diesel and petrol engines for more than 25 years. The company has denied the claims.

Rock-a-bye baby A YOUNG couple has been charged after confessing to putting their 15-month-old daughter into a washing machine in a bid to try and rock her. The couple, aged 19 and 22, said they manually worked it with the door open.

Illegal squatters LEGISLATION is expected to be passed before Easter making squatting illegal which means homeowners will be able to launch official complaints and have their case heard quicker to remove squatters.

Carrefour casino CARREFOUR in Belgium is being criticised for inviting customers to use a slot machine that is only allowed in casinos. However the supermarket claims they are simply giving customers a token to see if they have won a prize.

A RETIRED Danish man has confessed to ordering mass child sex abuse of children in the Philippines over a five-year period. He told a court he did it to help the victims financially.

Major promotion WORLD famous restaurant Noma, has made a dishwasher from the Gambia a co-owner of the Copenhagen restaurant. The 62ye a r- ol d has wor ked i n t he kitchens since 2003 shortly after it opened.

Asylum rejected PROTESTERS blocked Roskilde Airport to prevent the deportation of 10 Afghans who had their asylum rejected. The protesters said the deportations were ‘morally indefensible.’

Balloon death A DANISH tourist has died in a fall during a hot-air balloon ride in central Turkey. The man died after falling from the balloon after it made a hard landing in strong winds.

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Hitting fine A MOTHER has been fined for slapping her four-year-old son across the face during a shopping trip in Ullared. She said she hit out after he had been playing up and spat at her. A ban on corporal punishment of children was introduced in Sweden in 1979.

Baby vote A PHOTO of a Swedish MEP taking her baby to the European Parliament during a vote has gone viral, with the politician saying it was necessary as there is no parental leave for MEPs.

Crime crackdown SWEDEN is planning on cracking down on gang crime with the Prime Minister and Interior Minister saying “no one should live in fear of shootings or organised crime.”

Computer lessons SWEDEN children will learn about programming in primary school as new digital competence lessons are added to the curriculum, designed to make Swedes even better with computers.

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$31 million (€29 million)

THE Inditex Group just can’t stop itself from growing and making greater profits year in year out and 2016 is no exception with profits up by 10 per cent and stores opened in five new markets. As an employer, the group which owns such iconic brands as Zara, Massimo Dutti and Bershka added slightly less than 10,000 new staff to its workforce, making a total of 162,450 people employed, of whom 48,589 are in

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€1.256 billion is the amount of dividend that Amancio Ortega, Chairman of Inditex is expected to receive from 2016 profits.

Spain. Thanks to an increase in areas covered by an online presence and

the opening of 279 new stores, turnover reached €23.3 billion (which would place it at number

Good riddance to the unfair NIC tax rise. Now what about that £2 billion black hole?” Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell on the government U-turn.

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Tivoli news HAVING staggered on without significant investment for some years, Tivoli Park in Benalmadena may well be transformed if approval for plans to invest €300 million in modernisation is received. Work on the property could generate 1,600 jobs and once open up to 3,300 more jobs could be created.

Repsol find SOUL OF MOTION: The winning team. FORGET David Beckham, Lady GaGa and Beyonce, the latest perfume to hit the streets and to win an award is ‘Soul of Motion’ which has been developed by fragrance manufacturer Shiseido to represent the Mazda Kodo philosophy. Kodo is based on the concept of breathing life into the design of a car and the packaging of the fragrance won a gold medal at the recent iF Design Awards 2017 held in

Munich, just two years after Mazda requested Shiseido to develop a perfume which expressed all that was special about the car maker. The perfume maker toured a number of Mazda factories, testing various vehicles and getting an understanding of one of Japan’s most important manufacturers before coming up with the fragrance that is ‘Soul of Motion’ showing the unexpected synergy between two unconnected industries.

SPANISH oil and gas giant Repsol in partnership with Armstrong Energy has announced what could be the largest discovery of onshore oil in Alaska in the US in the past 30 years. It is anticipated if all turns out well that light oil will start flowing from 2021 with a potential 120,000 barrels a day.

US interest THE US Federal Reserve has announced it will raise the interest rate by 0.25 per cent to 1 per cent thanks to healthy economic results in February which has seen less unemployment, rising inflation and overall pay rises. After a decade of dropping interest rates, this is expected to be an ongoing programme with at least two additional increases expected.

Eurostar blames terrorism THE effects of the terror attacks on Paris and Brussels, the two destinations for the Eurostar services are being blamed for a drop in passengers carried by 4 per cent to 10 million in 2016 and for an operating loss.

Having moved from a 2015 profit of €31 million to a loss of €28 million, the company hopes that new larger trains and renewed customer confidence will bode well for 2017.

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106 in GDP if it was a country, just behind Estonia) and profits amounted to €3.157 billion even after taking into account the dividends to be paid to its chairman. According to its President, Pablo Isla, the company makes significant contributions to countries in which it operates by paying all of the tax due around the world and in the past five years has paid €2 billion in corporation tax to Spain alone, which equates to 2 per cent of the total collected by the state.

Diamond will have benefits ALTHOUGH there is a major diamond exploration company in Sierra Leone, local individuals have been responsible over the last few years for major finds and the latest, a 709 carat stone was discovered by a local pastor. This gentleman sent it to the President who in turn has had it locked in the safe of the Bank of Sierra Leone until it is valued and its future is decided. Although there is thought to be a flaw in this stone, President Koroma has thanked Pastor Momoh for turning it over and has promised that he and the people of Sierra Leone will benefit from the sale.

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% CHG. NET VOL 0.02 18,194.12 -0.63 20,821.03 -2.42 5,425.44 2.17 8,516.79 -2.43 8,320.63 -2.15 21,915.89 -1.52 61,573.70 0.39 20,492.41 1.68 4,661.60 0.37 38,932.35 -1.55 95,996.69 0.37 5,382.24 -0.98 6,286.69 -0.69 27,826.55 -3.23 7,786.15 0.22 89,853.96 0.98 7,857.52 -0.85 32,883.56 0.02 7,194.90 -21.16 9,628.29 1.62 11,955.76 -1.12 24,730.42 0.00 3,872.75 0.52 4,762.98 -0.44 23,787.91 0.00 4,995.77 0.00 3,512.72 0.00 6,372.57 -1.47 57,766.64 0.24 4,589.75 -0.58 15,383.70 -2.64 3,987.97 -6.35 11,127.09 1.90 6,410.84 -0.53 49,143.65 -0.30 83,120.61 4.20 5,255.44 6.83 6,237.29 1.30 4,592.56 0.79 132,906.66 -4.13 12,090.52 -2.78 7,685.36 -3.47 7,057.68 -0.03 37,145.25 0.00 5,261.27 0.00 3,823.92 0.00 6,292.47 1.78 8,292.34 -3.31 5,736.33 -1.80 7,678.70

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Most Advanced Pulmatrix, Inc. $ 3.09 Northern Technologies International Corporation$ 19.30 Arbutus Biopharma Corporation $ 3.40 RGC Resources Inc. $ 22.50 Hawthorn Bancshares, Inc. $ 22.95 AstroNova, Inc. $ 15.55 AveXis, Inc. $ 84 REGENXBIO Inc. $ 22.10 Microvision, Inc. $ 2.08 MOCON, Inc. $ 22.75 Avid Technology, Inc. $ 4.96

0.75 ▲ 32.05% 3.70 ▲ 23.72% 0.55 ▲ 19.30% 3.43 ▲ 17.99% 3.35 ▲ 17.09% 2.25 ▲ 16.92% 11.22 ▲ 15.42% 2.40 ▲ 12.18% 0.22 ▲ 11.83% 2.35 ▲ 11.52% 0.51 ▲ 11.46%

Most Declined Esperion Therapeutics, Inc. AmTrust Financial Services, Inc. AXT Inc Destination XL Group, Inc. Exa Corporation Editas Medicine, Inc. Destination Maternity Corporation Trans World Entertainment Corp. Calithera Biosciences, Inc. Omeros Corporation Hovnanian Enterprises Inc

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The Chancellor and the lady are for turning after budget goof JUST a week after announcing that there would be significant increases in the cost of National Insurance contributions for the self-employed, Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond has had to make a humiliating U-turn. He announcement that he will not now increase such contributions during the lifetime of this parliament and the confidence that he appeared to show when delivering the spring budget soon started to unravel when it was pointed out by a journalist that this was a breach of the election manifesto that saw the Conservatives obtain a majority in parliament. After first trying to bluff his way out by denying that any promise had been made with regards to the self-employed, he found himself receiving criticism from his own back-benchers, some of whom, it is suggested, don’t trust his position on Brexit which he was against and want to see the back of him. Reports also suggest that the influential 1922 Committee of Conservative MPs had indicated to Prime Minister May that this was a very unwise course of action to follow and it would appear that she took their advice.

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EU causes strike action in the docks

U-TURN: Mrs May defending the decision in parliament. The official explanation is that the government wants to stick to the spirit of its manifesto pledge but doesn’t explain why nobody remembered what the pledge was beforehand. Labour scored a few points when Shadow Chan-

cellor John McDonnell described Mr Hammond’s reversal as “humiliating” and his plans being in “chaos,” suggesting he should have spent less time on writing “stale jokes” which Mrs May enjoyed, “guffawing like a feeding seal.”

IT has been widely reported that stevedores in Spain had been threatening strike action in protest against sweeping new changes in the law which will see their terms of employment swept away. Prior to the new legislation, ports in Spain were required to only employ stevedores who belonged to SAGEP, to guarantee minimum numbers at all times and to pay them in accordance with union rates. Thanks to the intervention of the European Union, the European Court of Justice has ruled that this practice is in breach of EU legislation and therefore the Spanish Government was required to effectively break the current monopoly and allow ports to employ whoever they want and on terms to be agreed between the parties. A further problem affected the legislation as Podemos and PSOE vote against the law and Ciudadanos decided to abstain which meant that the Spanish government was unable to push it through.

Spanish Bernie Madoff going to jail Photo Credit: WHYFRAME Shutterstock

By John Smith THE financier, Germán Cardona Soler, often described as the Spanish ‘Bernie Madoff’ has been convicted of a number of crimes based on fraudulently taking money from investors under false pretences and will be going to prison.

It is claimed that 180,000 investors lost amongst themselves €350 billion. Considered to be the leader of this long term fraud which crossed national boundaries, Soler has been sentenced to 13 and a half years imprisonment and a fine of €300 million, which is only a tiny percentage of the actual money lost by his investors. His partner, Lina Maria Matilla received a much lighter sentence of three years imprisonment and a fine of €900,000, whilst two other defendants were acquitted of all charges. The basis of the trial was that in 2007, the two who have been found

LONG TERM FRAUD. Many clients were desperately losing money. guilty, set up a company called Forex Finances which was supposed to invest money received from members of the public on purchasing and selling, but it transpired that they used the money for themselves and to purchase real estate.

Like many of these ‘pyramid schemes’ they needed new investments all of the time to allow them to pay dividends to early investors and produced grossly exaggerated advertising material in order to attract more members.

Although they indicated that investors could expect a 20 per cent return or more, only a tiny part of the money received went into genuine currency investments and a great deal of the money that didn’t find its way into their pockets was spent on re-

cruiting ‘promoters’ who were rewarded for finding new investors. There is no doubt that some of them enjoyed some high value returns in the form of gifts to reward them for bringing in ever increasing amounts of money, but they were few and far between and did not realise that they were supporting a fraud. Eventually, the group started to move its registration and targets to Latin America and large numbers of members of the Colombian Armed Forces and Police were encouraged to invest in their business. It is claimed that 180,000 investors from 10 different countries, lost amongst themselves €350 billion during the life of the scam but now all funds including gold bars, cash and property that could be recovered is to be distributed by the courts to those investors by way of partial compensation for their losses. Although much larger, this is in many ways similar to the scam operated by Spanish stamp investment company Afinsa who went under in 2006 having taken more than €3.5 billion from Spanish pensioners and investors who were encouraged to invest in what turned out to be worthless philatelic confections.

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Good and bad news for Volkswagen THERE have been mixed blessings for the Volkswagen Group over the last week as it has suffered another police raid in Germany, saw its SEAT group return to profit for the first time in a decade and seen a distributor sued in Spain. German investigators descended on nine different Audi and Volkswagen factories in Germany as part of the ongoing investigation into the installation of devices that cheated emission tests and on this occasion, they were acting on behalf of the US authorities. Questions had arisen over the sale of 80,000 three-litre diesel cars manufactured and sold by the group between 2009 and 2015 who may not have realised that their cars could have been affected and the investigators wanted to establish who in the company had provided false information on these cars. Despite all of the troubles and the huge financial burden created by fines and reparations, Volkswagen still managed to report a €3 billion profit for 2016 and part of this was thanks to a turn-around in the fortunes of Spanish subsidiary SEAT.

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By John Smith

FIRST SUV: The successful SEAT Ateca.

After a decade of reporting significant losses, SEAT which is a major employer in Spain announced a staggering profit of €153 million, mainly due to the introduction and success of its’ first SUV the Ateca and its margin of profit

was only 0.1 of a per cent less than the Volkswagen brand. One piece of slightly less helpful Spanish news was that an 83-year-old woman in Santander was granted a 10 per cent refund on the cost of a vehicle

she purchased in 2013 because it came with Volkswagen engineered gas emission software. The case is up for appeal, but if finally successful, could lead to a number of new claims for compensation.

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ABTA site is hacked THE Association of British Travel Agents (ABTA) which is a body representing customers and travel businesses has just discovered it has suffered a cyber-attack on its website and details of up to 43,000 people and companies may have been compromised. It appears the hacking occurred on February 27 but the organisation has only now released the information. Whilst it will do everything it can to assist those who are affected, it appears the information taken is not in itself of sufficient importance to allow hackers to obtain benefit from identity theft or online fraud. Basically, they mainly stole email addresses and passwords although information on some complaints as well as certain members has been taken. Anyone who registered on the site after January 11, 2017 is advised to change their password and advised to monitor their bank, social media and email accounts.

Losing mental capacity whilst living abroad by Stone King Charlotte Macdonald Contact me at international@stoneking.co.uk

MANY UK expatriates living in Spain own properties in the UK and have pensions and investments in the UK. They rely on their UK assets to maintain their lifestyles (and those of their families) in Spain. If they can no longer manage their affairs in the UK due to a loss of mental capacity, it can cause many difficulties.

You can choose a person or people, who you trust, to act for you when you are no longer able. The best way to avoid the legal and practical difficulties that can occur with the loss of mental capacity is to plan for it in advance by drawing up a document called a ‘Lasting Power of Attorney’ (‘LPA’).

An LPA must be made while you have full mental capacity.

What is an LPA? An LPA is a legal document that enables you to appoint one or more attor-

neys to act for you when you are no longer able to act for yourself. Your attorney can be a professional,

such as a solicitor or a family member or friend. There are two types of LPA: ‘Health and Welfare’ or ‘Property and Financial Affairs’ An LPA must be made while you have full mental capacity. It is therefore important to make one while you are in good health. Why should you get an LPA? You can choose a person or people, who you trust, to act for you when you are no longer able. If you lose your mental capacity and do not have an LPA, then your family (or the authorities) will have no choice but to make an application to the Court of Protection to appoint a ‘deputy’ to look after your affairs, which can be time consuming and costly. Will my LPA be recognised in Spain? Unfortunately there is no international type of LPA which is guaranteed to work in both the UK and Spain. The advice we give to our clients at Stone King, is that if you have assets in both Spain and the UK, your only safe option is to appoint attorneys in both jurisdictions.

If you would like to discuss LPAs contact Charlotte Macdonald or Dan Harris at Stone King LLP by email international@stoneking.co.uk or by telephone on +44 (0)1225 337599.

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A strong border would be needed LEAPY LEE SAYS IT

OTHERS THINK IT AS I’ve mentioned in the past, writing a weekly column dealing mainly in current affairs, can often be extremely difficult. If I could have published this piece the day after Sturgeon’s announcement of a further referendum, I would have had a positive tsunami of ‘column fodder’ to call upon. Now of course, over a week later, most of it has already hit the coastline. Bearing this in mind, I thought I would concentrate on the consequences, should the ‘Krankie’ party’s ‘freedom at any price,’ disastrous ambitions ever be realised. Undoubtedly we would first have to build the equivalent of a Hadrian’s Wall. As in times of yore, this would need to be erected purely in the interest of the South. With the advent of independence, Scotland would become a magnet for untold numbers of migrants landing on unprotectable Scottish beaches, before streaming across the country heading for England and its ripe pickings. The South could not allow this to happen and Scotland can look forward to Calais style border ‘jungle camps,’ desecrating their once

HADRIAN’S WALL: Would need to be erected purely in the interest of the South. beautiful countryside for the entire length of the barrier. Good luck with that. A strong border would also be needed to keep out the undoubted deluge of smugglers that will emerge. Whatever rubbish the SNP tries to foist on its constituents, Scotland would not be able to stay in the EU, or its free market. It would be left hanging in no man’s land, try-

ing to negotiate with an EU that is visibly crumbling as we speak. In any case what’s it going to negotiate with? At present Scotland is 15 billion in debt. Set to rise to 50 billion by 2020. Its oil resources are plunging. Outside of whisky it has no serious industries of its own. A million of its workers rely on amalgamation with the

UK and ‘t doesn’t even know what currency it will be using! And the saddest fact of all? The rest of the UK citizens are so utterly peed off with the whole sorry affair that frankly my dear, they no longer really give a damn. Keep the faith Love Leapy leapylee2002@gmail.com

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7:00am Breakfast 10:15am The Housing Enforcers 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm Fugitives 12:45pm Fake Britain 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm The Code 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm The One Show 8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Shop Well for Less 10:00pm The Red Nose African Convoy 11:00pm BBC News at Ten 11:30pm BBC London News 11:45pm Question Time 12:45am This Week 1:30am Weather for the Week Ahead 1:35am BBC News

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Chopping Block 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Tonight 9:00pm Emmerdale 9:30pm Harry Hill’s Alien Fun Capsule 10:00pm Prime Suspect 1973 11:00pm The Nightly Show with Dermot O’leary 11:30pm ITV News 12:00am ITV News London 12:15am Tipping Point 1:15am The Nightly Show with Dermot O’leary 1:40am Jackpot247 4:00am Tonight

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Flog it! Trade Secrets Fugitives Money for Nothing Gardeners’ World Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland Victoria Derbyshire BBC Newsroom Live The Daily Politics Two Tribes Building Dream Homes The TV That Made Me Who Do You Think You Are? More Creatures Great and Small Attenborough and the Giant Egg Bargain Hunt Eggheads The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food Great Continental Railway Journeys The Great Pottery Throw Down The Last Kingdom Mock the Week Newsnight Top Gear

8:00pm 100 Days As President Trump takes office, Katty Kay in Washington and Christian Fraser in London report on the events that are shaping our world. 8:30pm Top of the Pops 9:00pm Henry VIII: Patron or Plunderer? 10:00pm The Golden Age of Steam Railways 11:00pm Meet the Lords Series following the larger-than-life characters that populate the House of Lords, one of Britain’s oldest, most idiosyncratic and most important institutions. 12:00am Tales From the Royal Bedchamber 1:00am Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates and Rogues 2:00am Top of the Pops 2:40am Country at the BBC 3:40am Henry VIII: Patron or Plunderer? 4:40am This is BBC Four

7:00am Countdown 7:45am King of Queens 9:05am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05am Frasier 10:35am Frasier 11:05am Undercover Boss USA 12:05pm Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Vet on the Hill 2:05pm Posh Pawn 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm Fifteen to One 5:00pm Sun, Sea and Selling Houses 6:00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 9:00pm Great British Buildings: Restoration of the Year Ep1 10:00pm Three Wives, One Husband 11:00pm Syria’s Disappeared: The Case Against Assad 12:00am 24 Hours in A and E

8:50am Paw Patrol 9:05am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:15am Digby Dragon 9:30am Peppa Pig 9:50am Wissper 10:00am Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm Can’t Pay? Benefits Special 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm Killer Obsession 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm Police Interceptors 9:00pm On Benefits and 40 Grand in Debt 10:00pm The Last Days of George Michael 11:00pm Extraordinary People: Nelly the Snakeskin Woman 12:05am Shannon Matthews: What Happened Next 1:00am Super Casino

7:00am You’ve Been Framed! 7:25am Who’s Doing the Dishes? 8:15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00am Emmerdale 9:30am You’ve Been Framed! 10:35am Psych 11:25am Below Deck 12:20pm Who’s Doing the Dishes? 1:25pm Emmerdale 1:55pm Funniest Ever You’ve Been Framed! Gold 3:00pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3:50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6:00pm Judge Rinder 7:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 7:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm Two and a Half Men 9:30pm Two and a Half Men 10:00pm Release the Hounds 11:00pm Family Guy 11:30pm Celebrity Juice Live 12:35am Family Guy 1:05am American Dad! 1:30am American Dad! 2:00am Two and a Half Men

7:00am You’re Only Young Twice 7:25am Heartbeat 8:25am Where the Heart is 9:30am The Royal 10:30am Judge Judy 11:00am Judge Judy 11:30am Judge Judy 11:55am Inspector Morse 2:05pm Heartbeat 3:10pm The Royal Dr Ormerod is called out to deal with a major emergency, leaving Sister Brigid to babysit in his absence. Carnegie steps up his fundraising efforts. An unexpected visitor shakes up Matron’s routine. 4:15pm Where the Heart is 5:20pm You’re Only Young Twice 5:50pm Doctor at Large 6:20pm On the Buses 6:55pm Heartbeat 8:00pm Murder, She Wrote 9:00pm Heartbeat 10:00pm Rosemary and Thyme 11:00pm A Touch of Frost 1:10am Inspector Morse

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Ant-Man Avengers: Age of Ultron 11:50am Alien: Resurrection 1:50pm Mean Machine 3:40pm The Chronicles of Riddick 5:50pm Stealth 8:00pm Ant-Man 10:00pm Independence Day 12:25am Turbulence 2:10am Armageddon

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Hot Shots! Part Deux Definitely, Maybe The Commitments Ted 2 Pixels A ragtag team step up to the plate when alien invaders challenge humanity to real-life versions of 80s video games. There’s Something About Mary Ted 2 Death at a Funeral Coming to America Crocodile Dundee

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7:00am Jane Wants a Boyfriend 9:05am Top Cat Begins The story of how a poor and lonely Top Cat first met best bud Benny and went on to create the infamous alley cats gang. 10:50am The Great Wall: Special 11:20am Casual Encounters 1:05pm Ghostbusters 3:15pm Kong: Skull Island Special 3:45pm The Smuggler A slow-witted drug mule struggles to hold it together after being picked up by the authorities. Blackly comic crime thriller. 5:40pm The Lazarus Effect 7:15pm Top Cat Begins 9:00pm Ghostbusters 11:00pm The Smuggler 12:50am The Lazarus Effect 2:25am Game On 4:10am Jane Wants a Boyfriend

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10:30am Premier League 100 Club 11:00am The Premier League Years 1:00pm Football’s Greatest 2:00pm Great Sporting Moments 3:00pm Barclays Premier League World 3:30pm Premier League Legends 4:00pm Spanish Football Gold 4:30pm Football Gold 5:00pm Football’s Greatest 6:00pm Barclays Premier League World 6:30pm Premier League 100 Club 7:00pm Premier League Legends 7:30pm Crolla: The Million Dollar Story 7:45pm Boxing 8:00pm Live Premier League Darts 11:00pm Boxing 11:15pm Crolla: The Million Dollar Story 11:30pm Darts Gold 12:00am Barclays Premier League World 12:30am Boxing

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Cricket Classics Time of Our Lives Sky Sports Years Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Great Sporting Moments Great Sporting Moments Great Sporting Moments Great Sporting Moments Sporting Heroes Cricket Classics Cricket Classics Time of Our Lives Sky Sports Years Sporting Records Sporting Records Cricket’s Greatest Cricket’s Greatest Sporting Greats Sporting Greats Sporting Triumphs Sporting Triumphs Super League Gold Super League Gold Live Super League Super League Gold Super League Gold Crolla: The Million Dollar Story

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7:00am Breakfast 10:15am The Housing Enforcers 11:00am Homes Under the Hammer 12:00pm Fugitives 12:45pm Fake Britain 1:15pm Bargain Hunt 2:00pm BBC News at One 2:30pm BBC London News 2:45pm Doctors 3:15pm The Code 4:00pm Escape to the Country 4:45pm Money for Nothing 5:30pm Flog It! 6:15pm Pointless 7:00pm BBC News at Six 7:30pm BBC London News 8:00pm Red Nose Day 2017 8:30pm EastEnders 9:00pm Shop Well for Less 11:00pm BBC News at Ten 11:30pm BBC London News 11:35pm Red Nose Day 1:00am Red Nose Day 1:00am Red Nose Day 3:30am Weather for the Week Ahead

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 2:55pm ITV News London 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Chopping Block 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm ITV News London 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Judge Rinder’s Crime Stories 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Lethal Weapon 11:00pm The Nightly Show with Dermot O’leary 11:30pm ITV News 12:00am ITV News London 12:15am Play to the Whistle 1:15am The Nightly Show with Dermot O’leary 1:40am Jackpot247 4:00am Freeze Out

8:15am Money for Nothing 9:00am Back to the Land with Kate Humble 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Building Dream Homes 3:00pm The TV That Made Me 3:45pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:45pm More Creatures Great and Small 5:15pm Natural World 6:15pm Bargain Hunt 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm The Hairy Bikers’ Comfort Food 8:00pm Great Continental Railway Journeys 9:00pm Gardeners’ World 9:30pm Only Connect 10:00pm Wild Ireland 11:00pm Red Nose Day: Greg Davies’ Hot Tub Half Hour 11:40pm Newsnight 12:15am Robot Wars

8:00pm 100 Days 8:30pm World News Today The latest national and international news, exploring the day’s events from a global perspective. 9:00pm BBC Young Dancer 2017 10:00pm Roy Orbison: One of the Lonely Ones 11:00pm Roy Orbison and Friends: A Black and White Night 30 12:00am It’s Only Rock ‘N’ Roll: Rock ‘N’ Roll at the BBC 1:00am Top of the Pops Simon Bates and Peter Powell introduce the pop chart programme, first broadcast on 23 June 1983. 2:40am Roy Orbison and Friends: A Black and White Night 30 3:40am It’s Only Rock ‘N’ Roll: Rock ‘N’ Roll at the BBC

7:00am You’ve Been Framed! 7:25am Who’s Doing the Dishes? 8:15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00am Emmerdale 9:30am Emmerdale 10:00am You’ve Been Framed! 10:35am Psych 11:25am Below Deck 12:20pm Who’s Doing the Dishes? 1:25pm Emmerdale 1:55pm Emmerdale 2:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 3:00pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3:50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6:00pm Judge Rinder 7:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 7:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm Two and a Half Men 9:30pm Two and a Half Men 10:00pm Hellboy II: The Golden Army 12:20am Family Guy

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7:00am Countdown 7:45am King of Queens 9:05am Everybody Loves Raymond 10:05am Frasier 11:05am Undercover Boss USA 12:05pm Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 1:00pm Channel 4 News 1:05pm Vet on the Hill 2:05pm Posh Pawn 3:10pm Countdown 4:00pm Fifteen to One 5:00pm Sun, Sea and Selling Houses 6:00pm Couples Come Dine with Me 7:00pm The Simpsons 7:30pm Hollyoaks 8:00pm Channel 4 News 8:30pm Unreported World 9:00pm George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces 10:00pm Gogglebox 11:00pm The Last Leg 12:00am First Dates 1:05am How’d You Get So Rich? 1:50am Rude Tube

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9:05am Ben and Holly’s Little Kingdom 9:15am Digby Dragon 9:30am Peppa Pig 9:50am Wissper 10:00am Toot the Tiny Tugboat 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1:10pm 5 News Lunchtime 1:15pm Can’t Pay? Benefits Special 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS 4:15pm Love You to Death 6:00pm 5 News at 5 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News Tonight 8:00pm The Gadget Show 9:00pm Tony Robinson: Coast to Coast 10:00pm Fury 11:00pm 5 News 11:05pm Fury 12:05am Schindler’s List 3:45am Super Casino 5:00am The True Story 5:45am House Doctor

7:05am The Patriot 9:50am The Sorcerer’s Apprentice 11:40am Mad Max: Fury Road 1:45pm Underworld 3:50pm Pearl Harbour 6:55pm The Huntsman: Winter’s War 9:00pm Mad Max: Fury Road 11:05pm Pearl Harbour 2:10am Babylon A.D.

10:00am Dude, Where’s My Car? 11:30am How to be Single 1:30pm Ride Along 2 3:20pm Entourage 5:10pm The Top Ten Show 2017 5:30pm Rush Hour 2 7:10pm Robin Hood: Men in Tights 9:00pm Ride Along 2 10:45pm How to be Single 12:45am Dope 2:35am Ali G Indahouse

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7:00am The Smuggler A slow-witted drug mule struggles to hold it together after being picked up by the authorities. 9:00am Jane Wants a Boyfriend A young woman with Asperger’s syndrome decides to enter the dating scene despite the concerns of her wellmeaning older sister. 11:05am Top Cat Begins 12:50am The Great Wall: Special 1:20pm The Boss 3:10pm Ghostbusters 5:15pm Kong: Skull Island Special 7:20pm Top Cat Begins 9:00pm The Boss 10:45pm Ghostbusters 12:45am The Smuggler 2:40am Casual Encounters< 4:25am Game On

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7:00am Super League Highlights 7:15am Super League Gold 7:30am Rugby Union 9:00am Rugby Union 11:35am Super League Gold 12:00pm Sporting Heroes 1:00pm Cricket Classics 1:30pm Cricket Classics 2:00pm Time of Our Lives 3:00pm Sky Sports Years 4:00pm Sporting Records 4:30pm Sporting Records 5:00pm Cricket’s Greatest 5:30pm Cricket’s Greatest 6:00pm Sporting Greats 7:00pm Sporting Triumphs 7:30pm Cricket Gold 8:00pm Crolla: The Million Dollar Story 11:30pm Crolla: The Million Dollar Story 11:45pm Boxing 12:00am Cricket’s Greatest 1:00am Super League Highlights 1:15am Super League Gold

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Breakfast Saturday Kitchen Live Mary Berry Everyday Football Focus Money for Nothing BBC News Weather Bargain Hunt Escape to the Country Wallace and Gromit: A Matter of Loaf and Death Brave Who Dares Wins BBC News Regional News Weather Pointless Let’s Sing and Dance for Comic Relief Casuality All Round to Mrs Brown’s BBC News Weather Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End Weather for the Week Ahead BBC News

8:05am A Damsel in Distress 9:40am Hue and Cry 11:00am Growing Up Wild: Natural World 12:00pm Homes Under the Hammer 1:00pm Two Greedy Italians: Still Hungry 2:00pm Talking Pictures 2:45pm The Wooden Horse 4:25pm Flog It! 5:00pm University Challenge 5:30pm Only Connect 6:00pm Gardeners’ World 6:30pm Puerto Rico: Island of Enchantment Natural World 7:30pm Wild Ireland 8:30pm When Lynne Barber Met Phyllida Barlow 9:00pm Grand Tours of the Scottish Islands 9:30pm Dad’s Army 10:00pm Geri’s 1990s: My Drive to Freedom 11:00pm Paula Rego: Secrets and Stories 11:45pm QI XL 1:55am Albatross

8:00pm Britain’s Outlaws: Highwaymen, Pirates and Rogues 9:00pm Timewatch BBC investigative documentary series which takes a new perspective on historical events 10:00pm Follow the Money 11:00pm Follow the Money 12:00am Top of the Pops John Peel and David Jensen present the weekly look at the pop charts, first broadcast on 13th January 1983. 12:40am Top of the Pops 1:15am People’s History of Pop 1:15am Blondie: One Way or Another 1:30am Blondie’s New York...and the Making of Parallel Lines 3:20am Big in America 4:20am Sounds of the Eighties

7:40am King of Queens 8:10am British Rally Championships 8:35am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Frasier 10:00am Frasier 10:30am The Big Bang Theory 11:00am The Big Bang Theory 11:30am The Big Bang Theory 11:55am The Simpsons 12:25pm The Simpsons 12:55pm The Simpsons 1:30pm Extreme Food 2:00pm Formula 1 3:50pm The Restoration Man 4:35pm A Place in the Sun 5:35pm Location, Location, Location 6:35pm Grand Designs 7:30pm Channel 4 News 8:00pm Escape to the Chateau 9:00pm The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel 11:25pm Robin Hood 3:00am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA 3:50am The Last Leg

7:00am Milkshake! Programming aimed at children aged two to seven years old. 10:55am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:35am Access 12:30pm On Benefits: Life on the Dole 1:30pm On Benefits: Life on the Dole 2:35pm Dance Moms 5:15pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 7:00pm Can’t Pay? We’ll Take it Away! 8:00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 9:00pm NCIS: New Orleans Drama series following the New Orleans wing of the US navy’s dedicated federal agency. 9:55pm 5 News 10:00pm When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong The Championship. 1:10am Super Casino 4:10am Inside Windsor Castle

CITV ITV News Alphabetical Carry on Follow That Camel ITV News and Weather Horrid Henry: The Movie All Star Family Fortunes Bargain Shop Wars Tipping Point The Chase Local News and Weather ITV News and Weather You’ve Been Framed! Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway The Voice UK ITV News and Weather Lethal Weapon The Chase Jackpot247 Who’s Doing the Dishes?

7:00am Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records 7:10am Emmerdale Omnibus 9:40am Coronation Street Omnibus 11:35pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 12:35pm Britain’s Got Talent 1:35pm Take me out 2:50pm Rumour Has It... 3:50pm FYI Daily 3:55pm Rumour Has It... 4:55pm Mr. Bean 5:30pm Mr. Bean 6:05pm Despicable Me 7:05pm FYI Daily 7:10pm Despicable Me 8:00pm Scorpion 9:00pm Evan Almighty 10:00pm FYI Daily 10:05pm Evan Almighty 11:00pm Family Guy 11:30pm Celebrity Juice 12:55am Family Guy 1:25am American Dad! 3:00am American Dad!

7:00am Judge Judy The Emmy nominated reality courtroom series, presided over by outspoken family court judge. 7:25am On the Buses 7:45am Murder, She Wrote 8:35am Murder, She Wrote 9:35am Murder, She Wrote 10:30am The Pure Hell of St. Trinian’s 12:35pm Inspector Morse 2:55pm Hans Christian Andersen 4:35pm Rosemary and Thyme 5:40pm A Touch of Frost 8:00pm Midsomer Murders 10:00pm Lewis 12:00am Rising Damp Forever 1:00am Wycliffe 3:05am ITV3 Nightscreen Text-based information service. 3:30am Teleshopping

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9:15am Tomorrowland 11:25am Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation 1:40pm Avengers: Age of Ultron 4:05pm Hitman: Agent 47 5:50pm King Arthur 8:00pm Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation 10:15pm Avengers: Age of Ultron 12:40am Die Hard 4.0

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The Professionals The Professionals Bundesliga Goodwood Members Meeting ITV Racing: The Opening Show The Big Fish Off Sports gameshow pitting two celebrities against each other in a battle to become top fisherman Fishing Impossible Pawn Stars ITV Racing Live Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Fierce NewWorld Cup 2018 Qualifier An Audience with Billy Connolly Assassins FYI Daily Assassins

7:35am The Top Ten Show 2017 7:50am Get Hard 9:35am Rock the Kasbah 11:25am The Intern 1:30pm Big 3:20pm Daddy’s Home 5:05pm Galaxy Quest 6:55pm The Intern 9:00pm Daddy’s Home 10:45pm Beverly Hills Cop 12:35am Beverly Hills Cop II 3:25am Beverly Hills Cop III 5:15am The Simpsons Movie

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Melissa and Joey Young and Hungry Young and Hungry Black-ish Young and Hungry Young and Hungry Space Chimps The Goldbergs Black-Ish Black-Ish Brooklyn Nine-Nine Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Addams Family Values The Goldbergs The Goldbergs The Big Bang Theory Brooklyn Nine-Nine The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory The Big Bang Theory Prometheus Gogglebox Bizarre ER Rude Tube The Goldbergs Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

7:00am Jane Wants a Boyfriend 9:05am The Top Ten Show 2017 9:25am Top Cat Begins 11:10am Ghostbusters 1:20pm The Boss 3:05pm Kong: Skull Island Special 3:35pm 100 Streets 5:20pm Top Cat Begins 7:00pm Ghostbusters 9:00pm The Boss 10:45pm 100 Streets 12:30am The Lazarus Effect Things go badly, badly wrong when pioneering scientists find a way to bring people back from the dead. 3:10am The Smuggler A slow-witted drug mule struggles to hold it together after being picked up by the authorities. 5:00am The Top Ten Show 2017 5:20am Top Cat Begins

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7:00am Live Australian GP: Qualifying 9:45am Football Gold 10:00am The Fantasy Football Club 11:00am Soccer A.M. 12:30pm International Football Highlightsl 1:10pm The Fantasy Football Club 2:10pm Crolla: The Million Dollar Story 2:25pm Boxing 2:40pm Rugby Union 4:35pm Boxing Gold 4:55pm Crolla: The Million Dollar Story 5:10pm Boxing 5:25pm International Football Highlights 5:55pm Live International Football 8:00pm Boxing 12:30am Premier League Legends 1:00am Premier League 100 Club 1:30am Premier League 100 Club 3:00am Boxing Gold

7:00am Cricket 12:30pm Super League Highlights 12:45pm Super League Gold 1:00pm Cricket 2:00pm Super League Highlights 2:15pm Super League Gold 2:30pm Football Gold 2:45pm Cricket 3:45pm Rugby Union 6:00pm Rugby Union 8:30pm Live International Football 10:30pm The Fantasy Football Club 11:30pm Cricket 12:30am Cricket’s Greatest 1:00am Cricket’s Greatest 1:30am Cricket Classics 3:30am Cricket’s Greatest 4:00am Cricket Day one of the fourth Test between India and Australia at the HPCA Stadium in Dharamsala.

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Brexit and the latest act in political drama “project fear” Nora Johnson

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TOGETHER with news that Theresa May’s fired the starting pistol for triggering Article 50 imminently, it was also announced that Parliament will need to pass at least seven controversial bills to prepare Britain for life outside the EU. Each new law will give MPs and peers the opportunity to influence the terms of Brexit, raising worries for Number 10 that bills could be amended or blocked during what’s already a tight twoyear schedule. But as with all such complex issues, the devil will be in the detail of all of this. Leaving the EU isn’t quite the same as resigning from your golf or gym club. As in all divorces, everything has to be screwed down so you don’t end up being taken to the cleaners. So yes, some turbulent times ahead but surely no surprise to our politicians who, doubtless, will have (or, at least, should have)

been aware of the small print issues before even opening divorce proceedings. Yet another cause for concern for Number 10, apparently, is the actual wording of the letter triggering Article 50: just how brief or detailed should it be? Well, this is where I feel I can help out with the following which, I’m sure you’ll agree, is neither too brief nor too detailed:

There will be law upon law that will need to be repealed or amended. ‘Dear Donald (No, not that one! Donald Tusk, European Council supremo), I’m sorry, but it’s just not working out, so I’ve decided it’s best we split now and divvy up what we’ve built up together over the years. I’m sure you’ll get along fine and find someone else soon. Bye, Theresa.’ Finally, and back to those seven new laws, this is just the tip of the iceberg. There’ll be law upon law that will either need to be repealed, amended or left for the creation of the ‘Brexit loophole’ that’ll be fully exploited by those in the know.

Oops I did it again x! Mike Senker

In my opinion Views of a Grumpy Old Man I AM quite techno literate and pretty good with computers and stuff. I love all the apps I can get for my iPhone and I’m always using WhatsApp or messaging and I always finish my messages to family and friends with an x which, as you all know, represents a kiss. The other day I was having a WhatsApp row with a plumber and, of course, I finished the message and, like a complete donut, I finished it with an x. I just cyber kissed a plumber I’m having a row with! Where do you go from there? I was absolutely stuffed! Needless to say we are not using this plumber any more but I am meeting him for a drink next Friday and we will see where it goes from there! Back to one of my favourite grumps at the moment - Donny Trump. This man just never ceases to amaze me. This week he has manged to fall out with the rapper Snoop Dogg and GCHQ. He just says anything he wants and then leaves his team to clear up the mess. He wakes up at silly o’ clock in the morning and starts tweeting. Mostly I think it’s stuff he has just dreamed of. He says GCHQ bugged his office for Obama then all

his team run around promising he will never say it again. It’s a comedy show. The tweet after he said Obama had his office bugged was about Arnold Schwarzenegger losing his job on the Apprentice. You can’t make this stuff up. Sorry to all you folks that think this man is fit to be POTUS, but you have got this all wrong. The man is a raving lunatic and I will say again, he will not last his first term. I am usually very pleased with the service I get from the special assistance team at Malaga airport but when I arrived back the other night there was a few of us that needed assistance plus people travelling with them. I was alone. There were about 10 passengers. I travel with my own wheelchair and we were met by two guys driving two trolley things. Now, I can fold my chair up and sit on the buggy but by the time I got there it was full with people that needed assistance and their able bodied travelling companions. I was told someone would be right there to help me but, of course, that never happened and I sat there for a further 20 odd minutes before anyone came back. So please folks if you don’t need assistance, let the guy in the wheelchair use the service provided. Thanks x. Oops did it again! Have you ever noticed, and it’s mostly the older generation that do this. When asked if they are married the answer is never yes or no, it’s just a number and a shrug. Are you married? 40 years shrug. mikesenker@gmail.com

Oh, and red tape. Buy yours now because it will be sold out in a few years’ time as it’ll soon appear all over the place. You read it here first! Nora Johnson’s psychological/suspense crime thrillers ‘No Way Back,’ ‘Landscape of Lies,’ ‘Retribution,’ ‘Soul Stealer,’ ‘The De Clerambault Code’ (www.nora-john son.net) available from Amazon in paperback/eBook (€0.99;£0.99) and iBookstore. All profits to Costa del Sol Cudeca cancer charity.

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7:45am Island Parish Sark Winter 8:15am Around the World in 80 Gardens 9:15am Gardeners’ World 9:45am Countryfile 10:45am Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 12:15pm Nigel Slater: Eating Together 12:45pm Simply Nigella 1:15pm The Importance of Being Earnest 2:45pm Holiday of My Lifetime 3:15pm Money for Nothing 4:00pm The House That £100k Built 5:00pm Back to the Land with Kate Humble 6:00pm Athletics: World Cross Country Highlights 7:00pm Inside the Factory 8:00pm Robot Wars 9:00pm Top Gear 10:00pm Turkey with Simon Reeve 11:00pm Cold in July 12:45am Live at the Apollo 1:15am Night Train to Lisbon

8:00pm Revolution and Romance: Musical Masters of the 19th Century 9:00pm Stunning Soloists at the BBC 10:00pm 6 Music Concert Highlights 11:30pm The Secret Life of Bob Monkhouse 1:00am Timewatch BBC investigative documentary series which takes a new perspective on historical events. 2:00am Tank Men 2:30am The Century That Wrote Itself Series in which author Adam Nicolson takes an intimate look at the 17th century’s diarists and letter writers and how they produced the first great age of selfdepiction. 3:30am How to Get Ahead: At Renaissance Court

7:10am King of Queens 7:35am Dreamteam 8:30am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:00am Everybody Loves Raymond 9:30am Frasier 10:00am Frasier 10:30am Sunday Brunch 1:30pm The Simpsons 2:00pm The Simpsons 2:30pm The Simpsons 3:00pm Formula 1 5:40pm The Restoration Man 6:45pm Location, Location, Location 7:30pm Channel 4 News 8:00pm Our Guy in China 9:00pm Rivers with Jeremy Paxman 10:00pm Homeland 11:00pm Gogglebox 12:00am 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 1:00am Grease 2 3:00am UK’s Best Place to Live 3:55m Great British Buildings: Restoration of the Year Ep1

7:00am Milkshake! Programming aimed at children aged two to seven years old. 11:10am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 11:45am The Princess Bride Funny fantasy yarn for all the family. 1:35pm The Wizard of Oz 3:35pm The Parent Trap 6:00pm Dirty Dancing 7:00pm 5 News 7:05pm Dirty Dancing 8:00pm Michael Jackson’s This is it Documentary chronicling the creative preparations and rehearsals for the late Michael Jackson's planned This Is It concerts. 10:00pm Man in the Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story 12:05am Michael Jackson on Trial 2:00am Kings of Pop 2:55am Super Casino 4:10am All New Traffic Cops

7:00am Rude(Ish) Tube Shorts 7:10am Rude(Ish) Tube 7:35am Black-Ish 7:55am Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back 9:25am Hollyoaks Omnibus 12:00pm Made in Chelsea 1:00pm The Goldbergs 1:30pm The Goldbergs 2:00pm The Goldbergs 2:30pm The Goldbergs 3:00pm The Goldbergs 3:30pm The Goldbergs 4:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:30pm The Big Bang Theory 5:00pm The Big Bang Theory 5:30pm The Big Bang Theory 6:00pm The Big Bang Theory 6:30pm The Big Bang Theory 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 7:30pm FilmIron Man 2 10:00pm Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 11:00pm The Adjustment Bureau 1:05am Tattoo Fixers 2:05am The Goldbergs 2:40am Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. 3:35am Gap Year

7:00am Race: Live Australian GP The 2017 Formula 1 season begins with the Australian Grand Prix from the Melbourne Grand Prix Circuit. 9:00am Live Australian GP: Paddock Live 10:00am Premier League Legends 10:30am The Sunday Supplement 12:00pm Goals on Sunday 1:00pm Football 3:30pm Football 5:55pm Live International Football 8:00pm Live International Football 11:00pm International Football Highlights 11:30pm Goals on Sunday 12:30am International Football Highlights 1:00am International Football Highlights 1:30am International Football Highlights 2:00am Boxing Gold 2:30am Darts Gold

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7:00am Emmerdale Omnibus 9:30am Coronation Street Omnibus 11:25am The Voice UK 1:20pm You’ve Been Framed! 1:50pm The Hot Desk 2:00pm 2awesome 2:05pm Guidance 2:40pm Fame High 3:00pm Third Wheel 3:15pm Third Wheel 3:30pm L.A. Story 3:50pm Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 4:50pm FYI Daily 4:55pm Cats and Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore 5:25pm Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway 7:00pm Catchphrase 8:00pm Freaky Friday 9:00pm FYI Daily 9:05pm Freaky Friday 10:00pm Ibiza Weekender 11:00pm Family Guy 11:30pm Family Guy 12:00am Family Guy

7:00am Hans Christian Andersen 8:45am Heartbeat Drama, set in the North Yorkshire moors in the 1960’s. 9:50am Heartbeat 10:50am Murder, She Wrote 11:50am Murder, She Wrote 12:50pm Sherlock Holmes: The Hound of the Baskervilles 3:10pm Anne of Green Gables... 4:55pm Agatha Christie’s Marple 7:00pm Midsomer Murders 9:00pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs 9:30pm Paul O’Grady: For The Love of Dogs 10:00pm It’ll be Alright on the Night 11:00pm Rising Damp Forever 12:10am Rising Damp 1:10am FYI Daily 1:15am Rising Damp 2:05am Inspector Morse 4:00am May the Best House Win

7:00am Football’s Greatest: Bobby Charlton 7:15am The Wine Show 8:10am Hogan’s Heroes 8:45am Hogan’s Heroes 9:15am Storage Wars 9:45am Pawn Stars 10:10am Pawn Stars 10:40am Pawn Stars 11:05am Pawn Stars 11:35am All Quiet on the Western Front 12:35pm FYI Daily 12:40pm All Quiet on the Western Front 2:40pm Bend in the River 3:40pm FYI Daily 3:45pm Bend in the River 4:30pm The Horse Soldiers 5:30pm FYI Daily 5:35pm The Horse Soldiers 6:55pm Fishing Impossible 8:00pm The Big Fish Off 9:00pm Rugby 10:00pm Ransom 11:05pm FYI Daily 11:10pm Ransom 12:25am Fire Down Below 1:25am FYI Daily 1:30am Fire Down Below

9:30am John Carter 11:50am Captain America: Civil War 2:25pm The Great Escape 5:25pm Masters of the Universe 7:15pm The Scorpion King 9:00pm Captain America: Civil War 11:30pm 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi 2:00am Collateral Damage

7:00am Kong: Skull Island Special 7:30am The Great Wall: Special 8:00am Ghostbusters 10:00am The Boss 11:50am 100 Streets British drama following the tangled, interconnected lives of a group of Londoners. 1:40pm Moonwalkers 3:30pm Top Cat Begins 5:15pm Ghostbusters 7:15pm The Boss Comedy about a disgraced entrepreneur looking to launch a comeback with the reluctant help of her former PA. 9:00pm 100 Streets 10:45pm Moonwalkers 12:35am The Smuggler 2:30am Jane Wants a Boyfriend 4:35am Casual Encounters

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10:10am Police Academy 7: Mission to Moscow 11:40am Airheads 1:20pm Zoolander 2 3:10pm Grease 5:05pm Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby 7:10pm Meet the Parents 9:00pm Zoolander 2 10:45pm Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story 12:30am Brüno 2:00am Superbad 4:00am The Night Before

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8:15am Money for Nothing 9:00am Great Interior Design Challenge 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Building Dream Homes 3:00pm The TV That Made Me 3:45pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:45pm More Creatures Great and Small 5:15pm Life Story 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm The Repair Shop 8:00pm Top Gear 9:00pm University Challenge 9:30pm Mary Berry Everyday 10:00pm Amazing Hotels: Life Beyond the Lobby 11:00pm Cradle to Grave 11:30pm Newsnight 12:10am Weather 12:15am Imagine... 1:10am Incredible Medicine: Dr Weston’s Casebook

8:00pm 100 Days 8:30pm Great Irish Journeys with Martha Kearney 9:00pm Yellowstone 10:00pm Crash and Burn 11:00pm Storyville Series showcasing the best in international documentaries. 12:20am Oceans The team explores the coastal waters of the Indian Ocean to discover what happens when the powerful Indian Ocean collides with the edge of a continent 1:20am Horizon Series exploring topical scientific issues. 2:20am Inside Porton Down: Britain’s Secret Weapons Research Facility 3:20am Storyville

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Chopping Block 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm The Kyle Files 9:30pm Coronation Street 10:00pm Broadchurch 11:00pm The Nightly Show 11:30pm ITV News 12:15am Peston on Sunday 1:15am The Nightly Show 1:40am Jackpot247 4:00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:50am Nightscreen

7:00am You’ve Been Framed! 7:25am Who’s Doing the Dishes? 8:15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00am Emmerdale 9:30am Coronation Street 10:00am Coronation Street 10:35am Psych 11:25am Below Deck 12:20pm Who’s Doing the Dishes? 1:25pm Emmerdale 1:55pm Coronation Street 2:30pm Coronation Street 3:00pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3:50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6:00pm Judge Rinder 7:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm Two and a Half Men 10:00pm Family Guy 10:30pm The Great Indoors 11:00pm American Dad! 11:30pm American Dad! 12:00am Family Guy

7:00am You’re Only Young Twice 7:25am Heartbeat 8:25am Where the Heart is 9:20am The Royal 10:20am Judge Judy 10:50am Judge Judy 11:20am Judge Judy 11:45am Road to Avonlea 12:55pm The Darling Buds of May 2:05pm Heartbeat Drama, set in the North Yorkshire moors in the 1960’s. 3:05pm The Royal 4:10pm Where the Heart is 5:15pm You’re Only Young Twice 5:50pm Doctor at Large 6:20pm On the Buses 6:55pm Heartbeat 8:00pm Murder, She Wrote 9:00pm Doc Martin 10:00pm Foyle’s War 12:00am Britain’s Busiest Airport - Heathrow 1:00am Inspector Morse 3:05am ITV3 Nightscreen 3:30am Teleshopping

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Countdown King of Queens King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Undercover Boss USA Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Channel 4 News Vet on the Hill Posh Pawn Countdown Fifteen to One Sun Sea and Selling Houses Couples Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Dispatches Travel Man 24 Hours in A and E How’d You Get So Rich? Tattoo Fixers Three Wives, One Husband

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The Sweeney Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes Ironside The Sweeney The Chase Counting Cars Counting Cars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes Ironside The Professionals The Sweeney Counting Cars Counting Cars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars The Chase: Celebrity Special Parking Wars The Glimmer Man FYI Daily The Glimmer Man Rugby The Professionals Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes ITV4 Nightscreen

1:20pm Cop Out 3:10pm X-Men Origins: Wolverine 5:05pm The Day the Earth Stood Still 6:55pm The Chronicles of Riddick 9:00pm The Huntsman: Winter’s War 11:00pm X-Men Origins: Wolverine 12:50am Enemy of the State

8:00am Bad News Bears 10:00am Search Party 11:40am The Bad Education Movie 1:20pm Ted 2 3:20pm Unfinished Business 5:00pm The Top Ten Show 2017 5:15pm Stir Crazy 7:15pm Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 9:00pm The Hangover 10:45pm Ted 2 12:45am Revenge of the Nerds

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7:30am Fugitives 8:15am Money for Nothing 9:00am The Big Painting Challenge 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 1:00pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Super League Show 2:45pm Countryfile 3:00pm The TV That Made Me 3:45pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:45pm More Creatures Great and Small 5:15pm Life Story 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm The Repair Shop 8:00pm The Best of British Takeaways 9:00pm Stargazing 2017 10:00pm American Justice 11:00pm Inside No 9 11:30pm Newsnight 12:10am Weather 12:15am Turkey with Simon Reeve 1:15am SAS: Rogue Warriors 2:10am Further Back in Time for Dinner

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7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Chopping Block Cookery series in which novice chefs are put through their paces at a tough cookery school. 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale 8:30pm Britain’s Busiest Motorway Documentary. 9:00pm Martin Lewis Live 10:00pm Play to the Whistle 11:00pm The Nightly Show 11:30pm ITV News 12:15am Prime Suspect 1973 1:15am The Nightly Show

7:00am You’ve Been Framed! 7:25am Who’s Doing the Dishes? 8:15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00am Emmerdale 9:30am Coronation Street 10:35am Psych 11:25am Below Deck 12:20pm Who’s Doing the Dishes? 1:25pm Emmerdale 1:55pm Coronation Street 3:00pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3:50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6:00pm Judge Rinder 7:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 7:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm Two and a Half Men 9:30pm Two and a Half Men 10:00pm Hell’s Kitchen 11:00pm Plebs 11:30pm Family Guy 12:00am Family Guy

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7:00am Milkshake! 10:15am The Wright Stuff 12:15pm GPs: Behind Closed Doors 1:10pm 5 News 1:15pm On Benefits and 40 Grand in Debt 2:15pm Home and Away 2:45pm Neighbours 3:15pm NCIS: New Orleans 4:15pm Amish Abduction 6:00pm 5 News 6:30pm Neighbours 7:00pm Home and Away 7:30pm 5 News The national and international news, including reports, live updates and interviews. 8:00pm Police Interceptors 9:00pm The Secret Lives of Puppies: Meet My New Families 10:00pm Yorkshire: A Year in the Wild 11:00pm When Celebrity Goes Horribly Wrong 2:00am Super Casino 4:10am GPs: Behind Closed Doors

7:00am Suburgatory 7:20am Charmed 8:05am Coach Trip 8:35am Hollyoaks 9:05am Rules of Engagement 10:00am Last Man Standing 11:00am Charmed 1:00pm How I Met Your Mother 2:00pm The Goldbergs 3:00pm The Big Bang Theory 4:00pm How I Met Your Mother 5:00pm Last Man Standingthe Spotlight 5:30pm Last Man Standing 6:00pm The Goldbergs 7:00pm The Big Bang Theory 8:00pm Hollyoaks 8:30pm New Girl 9:00pm The Goldbergs 9:30pm Black-Ish 10:00pm Tattoo Fixers 11:00pm Bizarre ER 12:00am The Big Bang Theory 1:00am First Dates 2:00am Celebs Go Dating 3:00am Tattoo Fixers 4:00am Bizarre ER 4:50am The Goldbergs 5:15am Black-Ish

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7:00am World Cup Rivalries: Brazil v Italy 7:15am The Sweeney 8:05am Hogan’s Heroes 8:30am Hogan’s Heroes 9:00am The Professionals 10:00am Ironside 11:05am The Sweeney 12:10pm The Chase 1:10pm Counting Cars 1:40pm Counting Cars 2:05pm Pawn Stars 2:35pm Pawn Stars 3:05pm Hogan’s Heroes 3:35pm Hogan’s Heroes 4:05pm Ironside 5:15pm The Professionals 6:15pm The Sweeney 7:15pm Counting Cars 7:40pm Counting Cars 8:10pm Pawn Stars 8:40pm International Football Live 11:00pm Lethal Weapon 12:00am The Glimmer Man 1:05am FYI Daily 1:10am The Glimmer Man 1:55am Bear Grylls: Mission Survive 3:00am Hogan’s Heroes

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9:00am Moonwalkers 10:50am The Top Ten Show 2017 11:10am 100 Streets 1:00pm The Boss 2:55pm Kong: Skull Island Special 3:25pm 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown 5:10pm Welcome to Happiness Fantasy drama about a struggling children’s author who rents an apartment containing a portal to a land of second chances. 7:15pm 100 Streets British drama following the tangled, interconnected lives of a group of Londoners. 9:00pm The Boss 10:45pm 12 Rounds 3: Lockdown 12:25am Moonwalkers

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Accentuate the positive PEDRO SANCHEZ’S “No means no” has metamorphosed into “Yes means yes.” If it weren’t somewhat overworked, the former PSOE secretary general would probably appropriate Obama’s “Yes we can” too. Sanchez aims to restore the party’s fortunes by beating off his rivals in the May primaries to return to the post he left last October, barnstorming in towns and cities where he can be sure of a rapturous reception. He visited Cadiz recently in pointed defiance of Andalucia’s regional president Susana Diaz. She was the party barons’ choice for secretary general in 2014 and still is. Sanchez told his enrapt audience that they must choose between a PSOE that supports Mariano Rajoy “or us.” But with Sigma Dos and Metroscopia polls putting Unidos

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Podemos in second place after Rajoy’s Partido Popular it looks as though a hefty number of voters could make an entirely different choice.

Unfair advantage EIGHT of the people convicted of terrorism linked to the Madrid bombs that killed 192 commuters on March 11, 2004 are now free. Most would prefer to see them serving life-means-life terms but the law is the law and has to be the same for all. How fortunate that they can benefit from the rights and freedoms they and their caliphate want to destroy.

Non-shock tactics JORGE FERNANDEZ DIAZ, former Interior minister who engendered the infamous Public Safety Law, popularly known as the G a ggi ng Law, cont i nued working while undergoing cancer treatment. He kept quiet about it and the news of his illness - and undeniable bravery - has only emerged now. Th i s coi nci des wi t h t he c re a tion of t he par l i am ent ar y

commission investigating recorded conversations that revealed his plans for a ‘dirty war ’ in Cataluña. Fernandez Diaz, an openly religious man who belongs to the Catholic sect Opus Dei and goes to Mass each day, wanted to discredit separatist politicians by linking them to corruption. He m ade a bl oom er t her e, though. Sadly, like everyone in Spain, the Catalans are so used to corruption they are no longer shocked by it but have come to expect it.

Same difference PODEMOS has discarded its scornful use of Caste to dismiss and deride Spain’s principal parties. It is now using Trama to convey the sleazy network of corruption that permeates Spanish politics although Podemos is in no position to throw the first stone. Their little fiddles include undeclared earnings (Monedero), an abused academic grant (Errejon), social security cheat (Echenique) and social housing sold at a profit (Espinar). Comparatively modest ripoffs, but nice little earners all the same.

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8:15am Money for Nothing 9:00am Mary Berry Everyday 9:30am Great British Railway Journeys Goes to Ireland 10:00am Victoria Derbyshire 12:00pm BBC Newsroom Live 12:30pm The Daily Politics 2:00pm Two Tribes 2:30pm Holiday of My Lifetime 3:00pm The TV That Made Me 3:45pm Who Do You Think You Are? 4:45pm More Creatures Great and Small 5:15pm Life Story 6:15pm Antiques Road Trip 7:00pm Eggheads 7:30pm The Repair Shop 8:00pm Great Continental Railway Journeys 9:00pm Stargazing 2017 10:00pm Incredible Medicine: Dr Weston’s Casebook 11:00pm Mock the Week 11:30pm Newsnight 12:10am Weather 12:15am American Justice 1:15am The Secrets of Your Food

8:00pm 100 Days 8:30pm Great Irish Journeys with Martha Kearney 9:00pm How Quizzing Got Cool: Tv’s Brains of Britain 10:00pm London: A Tale of Two Cities with Dan Cruickshank 11:00pm Brian Pern: A Tribute 11:40pm Brian Pern at the BBC 12:00pm Digging for Britain Dr Alice Roberts follows an entire year of British archaeology, joining up the results of digs and investigations the length of the country. 1:00am Who Were the Greeks? 2:00am 1066: A Year to Conquer England 3:00am The Art of Gothic: Britain’s Midnight Hour 4:00am Crash and Burn

7:00am Good Morning Britain 9:30am Lorraine 10:25am The Jeremy Kyle Show 11:30am This Morning The popular morning lifestyle magazine show with advice, chat and competitions. 1:30pm Loose Women 2:30pm ITV Lunchtime News 3:00pm Judge Rinder 4:00pm Chopping Block 5:00pm Tipping Point 6:00pm The Chase 7:00pm Local News and Weather 7:30pm ITV Evening News 8:00pm Emmerdale Popular longrunning soap opera, set in a Yorkshire village. 8:30pm Coronation Street 9:00pm Little Big Shots 10:00pm Benidorm 11:00pm The Nightly Show 11:30pm ITV News 12:15am When Phillip Met Prince Philip

7:00am You’ve Been Framed! 7:25am Who’s Doing the Dishes? 8:15am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9:00am Emmerdale 9:30am You’ve Been Framed! 10:00am You’ve Been Framed! 10:35am Psych 11:25am Below Deck 12:20pm Who’s Doing the Dishes? 1:25pm Emmerdale 1:55pm You’ve Been Framed! 3:00pm The Ellen DeGeneres Show 3:50pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 4:55pm The Jeremy Kyle Show 6:00pm Judge Rinder 7:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 7:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:00pm You’ve Been Framed! 8:30pm You’ve Been Framed! 9:00pm Two and a Half Men 9:30pm Two and a Half Men 10:00pm Hellboy II: The Golden Army 11:00pm FYI Daily 11:05pm Hellboy II: The Golden Army 12:25am Family Guy

7:25am Heartbeat Drama, set in the North Yorkshire moors in the 1960’s. 8:25am Where the Heart is 9:25am The Royal 10:25am Judge Judy 10:55am Judge Judy 11:25am Judge Judy 11:50am Road to Avonlea 12:50pm The Darling Buds of May 1:55pm Heartbeat 3:00pm The Royal 4:00pm Where the Heart is 5:10pm You’re Only Young Twice 5:45pm Doctor at Large 6:20pm On the Buses 6:55pm Heartbeat 8:00pm Murder, She Wrote Drama series about a sleuthing writer who solves murder mysteries. 9:00pm Lewis 11:00pm A Touch of Frost 1:00am A Touch of Frost 3:15am ITV3 Nightscreen Text-based information service. 3:30am Teleshopping

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Countdown King of Queens King of Queens Everybody Loves Raymond Everybody Loves Raymond Frasier Frasier Undercover Boss USA Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA Channel 4 News Vet on the Hill Posh Pawn Countdown Fifteen to One Sun, Sea and Selling Houses Couples Come Dine with Me The Simpsons Hollyoaks Channel 4 News Hidden Restaurants with Michel Roux Jr The Royal House of Windsor 999: What’s Your Emergency? Bare Knuckle Fight Club

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The Sweeney Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes The Professionals Action-packed drama series about two criminalintelligence agents. Ironside The Chase Counting Cars Counting Cars Car Chasers Pawn Stars Hogan’s Heroes Hogan’s Heroes Ironside The Professionals The Sweeney Counting Cars Counting Cars Pawn Stars Pawn Stars River Monsters Cliffhanger FYI Daily Cliffhanger Lethal Weapon The Big Fish Off Fishing Impossible River Monsters Teleshopping

9:35am Hitman: Agent 47 11:20am Avengers Confidential: Black Widow and Punisher 12:50pm Night at the Museum 2:50pm Self/Less 4:50pm Ant-Man 6:50pm Spider-Man 2 9:00pm King Arthur 11:10pm Ant-Man 1:10am Hitman: Agent 47

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Fill all the empty squares using the numbers 1 to 9, so that the sum of each horizontal block equals the ‘clue’ on its left, and the sum of each vertical block equals the clue on its top. No number may be used in the same block more than once.

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Nonagram How many English words of four letters or more can you make from the nine letters in our Nonagram puzzle? Each letter may be used only once (unless the letter appears twice). Each word MUST CONTAIN THE CENTRE LETTER (in this case T) and there must be AT LEAST ONE NINE LETTER WORD. Plurals, vulgarities or proper nouns are not allowed.

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION

‘ WOW! THAT’S A STURGEON - WE SCOTS NOW HAVE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST! ’

LOTTERY UK NATIONAL LOTTERY

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Costa Blanca TODAY

Saturday March 18 JAVEA

DENIA

BONUS BALL

CALPE

ALTEA

BENIDORM

IRISH LOTTO

ALICANTE

Saturday March 18

BONUS BALL

TORREVIEJA

TOMORROW

ORIHUELA JAVEA

DENIA

EURO MILLIONS

CALPE ALTEA

Tuesday March 14

BONUS BALL BENIDORM

Alicante TODAY: MAX 16, MIN 18 - C Fri - 13 8 Sh Sat - 15 8 Sh Sun - 17 10 C Mon - 18 11 C Tues - 19 11 Sh Wed - 19 11 C

Bilbao TODAY: MAX 11, MIN 2 - SH Fri - 12 7 Cl Sat - 13 8 Sh Sun - 14 6 Sh Mon - 17 7 Sh Tues - 16 7 Sh Wed - 17 7 Sh

Almeria TODAY: MAX 16, MIN 8 - C Fri - 14 7 C Sat - 16 9 C Sun - 18 11 Cl Mon - 19 11 Sh Tues - 19 11 Sh Wed - 20 12 Cl

Madrid TODAY: MAX 12, MIN -1 - C Fri - 14 3 C Sat - 10 2 Sh Sun - 15 4 Sh Mon - 15 4 Sh Tues - 17 4 Sh Wed - 18 4 Sh

Barcelona TODAY: MAX 15, MIN 8 - C Fri - 13 11 Sh Sat - 13 9 Sh Sun - 15 9 Sh Mon - 16 9 C Tues - 16 10 C Wed - 17 9 C

Malaga TODAY: MAX 15, MIN 5 - CL Fri - 14 5 C Sat - 15 7 C Sun - 17 10 C Mon - 18 9 Sh Tues - 20 10 Sh Wed - 21 10 Sh

Benidorm TODAY: MAX 16, MIN 7 - C Fri - 13 8 Sh Sat - 15 8 Sh Sun - 17 10 C Mon - 17 10 C Tues - 18 10 C Wed - 18 10 Cl

Mallorca TODAY: MAX 17 MIN 7 - C Fri - 15 8 Sh Sat - 15 8 Sh Sun - 17 8 Sh Mon - 18 8 Sh Tues - 19 8 Cl Wed - 20 8 S

TARGET: • Average: 9 • Good: 12 • Very good: 18 • Excellent: 23

LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION army arty dory doty dray many mayo myna nary tony tray troy tyro yard yarn adyta anomy atomy atony dormy mayor moray randy rayon tardy toady today dynamo notary amatory anatomy drayman yardman MANDATORY

Sudoku Fill the grid so that every row, every column and every 3X3 box contains the digits 1-9. There’s no maths involved. You solve the puzzle with reasoning and logic.

ALICANTE

Friday March 17

BONUS BALL

3 9

TORREVIEJA

SATURDAY

ORIHUELA

JAVEA

DENIA

LA PRIMITIVA

CALPE

Saturday March 18

ALTEA

BENIDORM

23 ALICANTE

EL GORDO DE LA PRIMITIVA

TORREVIEJA

Sunday March 19 ORIHUELA

20 39

34 44

BONUS BALL

4 S: Sun

Cl: Clear

F: Fog

C: Cloudy

Sh: Showers

Sn: Snow

Th: Thunder

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LAST WEEK’S SOLUTION

BONUS BALL

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Across:

Across 7 It’s dead simple if Alec goes off (6) 8 Get angry about team having magical potion (6) 9 Event in Monica Seles's diary (4) 10 Current Queen’s banner (8) 11 Smith crashes Ferrari (7) 13 Left port weighed down (5) 15 Carrying some nuclear medicine (5) 17 Nothing’s following the U-boat, it’s below freezing (3,4) 20 Press sat around and intrude (8) 21 Give support to a Verdi opera (4) 23 Georgia collected knowledge in abundance (6) 24 Ample chicken ought to be included (6)

1 Dish, 3 Clear cut, 9 Launder, 10 Pence, 11 Gulls, 12 Inches, 14 Trains, 16 Statue, 19 Rescue, 21 Reels, 24 Ledge, 25 Arizona, 26 Radishes, 27 Bede. Down: 1 Delegate, 2 Skull, 4 Larkin, 5 Aspic, 6 Convent, 7 Teem, 8 Edison, 13 Persuade, 15 Amended, 17 Torrid, 18 Relate, 20 Chews, 22 Evoke, 23 Slur.

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Down 1 Young lady going to a festival (4) 2 American aboard cruise ship is one dimensional (6) 3 Refused to eat with Earl, then ate plenty (7) 4 Bread is bad for facial hair (5) 5 Volunteers surrounding Islamic republic’s capital (6) 6 Free pile designed for a member of the House of Lords (4,4) 12 Arraign a disorderly land reformer (8)

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Across:

14 Went after and usurped criminal (7) 16 Sue going back to North London railway station (6) 18 Fanatic Zionist leader gets a lot after the end of June (6) 19 Tag first murder victim found under lake (5) 22 Italian magistrate is in a dog eat dog world (4)

Each number in the Code Breaker grid represents a different letter of the alphabet. In this week’s puzzle, 3 represents R and 20 represents Q, so fill in R every time the figure 3 appears and Q every time the figure 20 appears. Now, using your knowledge of the English language, work out which letters should go in the missing squares. As you discover the letters, fill in other squares with the same number in the main grid and the control grid.

Across 1 Quantity much larger than is needed (7) 5 Talk pompously (5) 8 Additional payment (5) 9 Draw back (7) 10 Flat and smooth (4) 11 Fifth columnist (8) 13 Traditional headdress consisting of a long scarf wrapped around the head (6) 15 Large marine mammal (6) 18 Perceive or think about in a particular way (8) 19 Eager or enthusiastic (4) 22 Covetousness (7) 23 Join together (5) 24 Metal rod with a handle, used for prodding and stirring an open fire (5) 25 Grasp tightly (7)

Down 1 Thing or area being discussed (7) 2 Series of hills or mountains (5) 3 Rich, juicy and succulent (4) 4 Disperse widely (6) 5 Left to choice (8) 6 Non-professional (7) 7 Come or go into (5) 12 Well known or easily recognised (8) 14 Plunder (7) 16 Open and genuine (7) 17 Niche or alcove (6) 18 Fastening device (5) 20 Best of all (5) 21 Spiritual teacher (4)

1 Subdued, 5 Silos, 8 Regular, 9 Llama, 10 Waste, 11 Nothing, 12 Peseta, 14 Dagger, 17 Barista, 19 Scalp, 22 Infer, 23 Stagger, 24 Haydn, 25 Conceal.

Down: 1 Shrew, 2 Bogus, 3 Ugliest, 4 During, 5 Split, 6 Leading, 7 Swagger, 12 Publish, 13 Scruffy, 15 Abstain, 16 Parsec, 18 Siren, 20 Argue, 21 Peril.

ENGLISHSPANISH Across:

English - Spanish The clues are mixed, some clues are in Spanish and some are in English.

1 Estrellas, 8 Sala de estar, 9 Lamb, 10 Belt, 13 Saltamontes, 14 Toothpick. Down: 2 Solomillo, 3 Rude, 4 Leer, 5 Authentic, 6 Useless, 7 British, 11 Wait, 12 Soap.

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Across 1 Caramelos (6) 4 Hatred (4) 8 Ira (de persona) (5) 9 Pasillo (en avión, teatro) (5) 10 To find (9) 13 Talones (de pies, calcetínes, zapatos) (5) 14 Century (5) 15 Lavado (4) 16 Jugs (6)

Down 1 Cisne (4) 2 Ingenieros (9) 3 Tortuga (8) 5 To unload (9) 6 Obedecer (4) 7 Ghost (8) 11 Masticar (4) 12 Perros (4)

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Expansion congratulations!!! IT’S great news the notice of your expanding. Toast for your independent voice!!! Llorer-dô Sartre, Mallorca

Last word MIGHT I suggest that your ‘correspondent’ Roy Peters should get a life and accept that we’re queer, we’re here and we’re not going away? Yours. David Sharpe, Torremolinos

Go Leapy! OVER in Costa del Sol to escape the UK winter for a couple of months. Just wanted to let you know how refreshing to read your insightful comments last week on Tony Blair and this week on the UK media. At last someone who not only sees the real situation but

comments publicly. You have a fan - pity our own media, as you so rightly point out, are incapable of being more supportive and positive rather than putting their own selfish ‘spin’ on stories that they don’t want to believe. Steve UK, resident

Cala Mosca WITH reference to the ongoing battle to save ‘Cala Mosca,’ a fight that has been going on for several years now. Isn’t it time Orihuela City started to show some consideration to the wishes of people of the Costa and back them in this battle? Or is it as so many people on the Costa believe that the Orihuela City Council only see the Costa as a cash cow and offer nothing?

Yes we have a town hall which has a limited police office and other official offices to collect revenue. We also have a Suma Office to collect revenue. Do we have an ambulance station? NO. Do we have a fire station? NO. Why? Because no revenue can be collected from these services. The same as other services denied to the habitants of the Costa. No library, no theatre, nowhere to bury our loved ones, the list goes on. If Orihuela City Council continues to bury its head in the sand this battle may be the straw to break the camel’s back. Orihuela Costa should seek to be either independent or governed by a closer municipality. Could either San Miguel or Torrevieja do a better job? So come on Orihuela City

come out and support the fight of the people, support thebBattle for Cala Mosca. Or the fight may be against you? TJ Sawkins, Orihuela Costa

Safer roads I UNDERSTAND work is complete on the bridge between the Bourganvilias and Puerto Rey roundabouts. We are relieved that cyclists and pedestrians can now use the additional path and cross the bridge safely. However, we notice some people are not using it due to having to negotiate the abrupt end of the concrete on to rough ground and a ridge up to the road. Couldn’t the town hall manage some additional concrete for a smoother passage? Coral, Vera Playa

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Valenciano spoken THE economy of the Costa Blanca is very dependent on tourism and construction. Foreigners and tourists contribute a very important part to this. It is therefore important that foreigners feel welcome and can communicate with the locals. In that light, it is difficult to understand that the Valencian government and various municipalities, including Alfaz del Pi, endeavour to promote Valenciano. This is to the extreme drawn in education. Good English teachers are not accepted as they do not speak Valenciano! With high unemployment, particularly among youth, one might expect that more importance should be attached to the fluency in English, Ger-

COMMENTS from EWN Online Scots referendum MAY does not like this. She instantly gave her arguments for being against it by telling Sturgeon, you are being divisive and it would be stupid economically to leave your biggest market. It seems she thinks it is stupid for the Scots to leave the Union but it is a good idea for us to leave an even bigger one. Talk about the contradiction of the Pot calling the Pan, Sooty Arse. It seems that England is run by fools. This is however a good idea for some, when it allows those at the top to line their own pockets at the expense of the majority. Peter

Police inhibitor Torremolinos WHAT an interesting and quite disturbing story. Some 10 years ago I recall staying with a friend in Alcazar de San Juan. He lived directly opposite a police station. The next day when I tried to start my car it was dead. My pal towed me to a local Renault garage. There the mechanic could find no problem, as my car started at the first attempt. We drove away very puzzled and relieved. My pal, who is Spanish, was convinced that it was something to do with the Police Station transmissions opposite his apartment block. So it would appear that this problem has been going on for some considerable time and apart from the inconvenience. Thankfully no one has been injured... yet. Roy Leon

More damage on the coast TIME for the world to put some real effort into sorting out climate change. When we all do nothing about it, then this will get worse year on year. Roy Peters

Leo the Lion THE most positive thoughts I can muster are sent to be with him. Hope he can come out a winner. Peter

House of Lords withdrawal

MORE IMPORTANCE: Should be attached to fluency in other languages. man and French. From the government it must be expected that residents’ interests is a top priority. With the actions of promoting Valenciano, the interests of the resi-

dents of the province are being sacrificed to nationalistic purposes. The many unemployed people and especially the youth deserve better! Kees Hilgers

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THE House of Lords should have not even tried to interfere in this process, for a house of people that are supposed to be intelligent they have shown again the bunch of fools most of them are, the sooner this gravy train of mostly old fools is abolished the better for everyone... except them of course. I really do not see any point in setting out any amendments in Article 50 at this stage, doesn’t make any common or logical sense to do that before any negotiating has started. I understand the frustration from those who are not capable of understanding the way the EU citizen situation will most likely go forward but I am afraid if those people cannot grasp the likelihood of what will logically happen then unfortunately that is their problem, the process of Brexit must go forward with an open slate, no cards up and no closed options on the table either. Shows how much these fat cat idiots trying to prove their existence are so much out of touch with reality, why they should not have tried to interfere in their attempt at delaying the process that only makes an aggravated situation aggravating and gives even more reason as to why they should be abolished. Mike in ESP

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Brits drinking less alcohol A THIRD of British drinkers have reduced or limited their alcohol intake over the last 12 months, although the survey that revealed this statistic did not question the drinking habits of their expat counter-parts living in Spain. Research from Mintel reveals that 32 per cent of all British people have reduced or limited the alcohol they drink in the year from November 2015 to November 2016, compared to what they would normally consume. Half (51 per cent) of the nationâ€™s beer, wine and cider drinkers say they are drinking less alcohol than a few years ago, confirming Brits are actively moderating their drinking habits. But why the cutbacks? Is it for health reasons? Well the survey reported that economical factors were the main reason for consumers to reduce their drinking with over two in four (44 per cent) saying they have done so to save money, with 41 per cent saying they reduced their alcohol intake to

lose or avoid gaining weight. Additionally, some 14 per cent of all those who have cut back on alcohol have done so because they are worried about becoming dependent on alcohol and the same proportion have cut back to stay within current NHS and government guidelines. The consumers most likely to have cut

back at some point are those aged 25-34 (35 per cent) and 35-44 (36 per cent); meanwhile, geographically this peaks at 41 per cent in the North East and dips to 27 per cent in the South East/East Anglia. Mintel, the worldâ€™s leading market intelligence agency, said these figures show a significant opportunity for low-alcohol

and alcohol-free beers, ciders and wines. Today, lower-alcohol beer, cider or wine is drunk by around one quarter (23 per cent) of alcohol drinkers, while overall, 14 per cent of Brits drink non-alcoholic or alcoholfree beer, cider or wine. For more information on Mintel, visit www.mintel.com

ALCOHOL INTAKE: Thirty two per cent of all British people have reduced the amount they drink.

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Less is more when it comes to your hair ACCORDING to the experts, today the average woman washes her hair more often than ever. In fact, in 1908 the N e w Yor k Tim e s publis h ed an ar t i cl e which advised women to wash the ir ha ir onc e e ve ry two w e e ks , ins te a d of onc e a month. Nowadays, the idea of going weeks w ithout s ha mpoo s e e ms com pl et el y alien. But did our grandmothers have the right idea? Hairdressers around the world advise us to wash our hair, on average, once every three days. However, many women confess to shampooing every other day or even daily. There is some evidence that many ingredients in our shampoos can be as harmful for the environment as it is for our scalps. Sulphates can strip the hair of essential and natural oils, instead producing more sebum which makes it greasy. This le a ds us into a vici ous cycl e of

SHAMPOO: Can be harmful to the scalp. washing seemingly with no end. Women with curls are advised to wash their hair even less, or even use conditioner as a substitute, removing daily build up in a much gentler manner. This has given rise to the ‘ no poo’ m ovem ent gai ni ng m om ent um amongst celebrities, swapping shampoo for conditioner or more natural alternatives.

Nearly 300,000 affected by Parkinson’s NEARLY 300,000 Spaniards are suffering from Parkinson’s disease according to a study by the Compultense University of Madrid (UCM). They studied and reviewed almost 100 papers and reports to analyse the incidence of the disease in Spain and concluded that it affects around 300,000 people with a new case being diagnosed per 10,000 inhabitants each year. From the different articles studied, the scientists have made an estimate of the cost of therapies for each patient, concluding that if some of the most advanced therapies are used, such as deep brain stimulation and duodopa gel, this

can amount to between €17,000 and €50,000 per patient per year. However, these patients are usually a minority within the group, since only a small number of patients meet the appropriate requirements to qualify for these treatments. The study also highlights that the highest incidence of the disease is in people between 70 and 79 years. In the case of women, the highest prevalence occurs up to 85 years. In addition, the mortality from this disease is double that of people who do not suffer from the disease and their quality of life deteriorates acutely as the condition progresses.

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Try yoga to fight against depression A STU D Y ha s found tha t yoga could help combat depression. H a rva rd U nive rs ity in Massachusetts and Columbia University in New York, he ld a 12-w e e k s tudy involving 30 people, practising yoga and breathing exercises. Participants, who had all been diagnosed with major depressive disorder, were split into two groups with one taking three c la s s e s a w e e k a nd one taking two yoga c la s s e s e a c h week. Their depressive

symptoms were measured at the start of the study and at the e nd a nd found tha t s ymptoms ha d de c line d c ons ide ra bly in both groups. Pre vious s tudie s ha ve shown that yoga increases serotonin production which is a mood stabiliser and this can help ease symptoms of depression. Depression affects around 6.7 per cent of the US population and more and more doctors are beginning to suggest yoga before prescribing anti-depressants.

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SPECIALIST: Doctor Luis Perez Belmonte. ACCORDING to the UN Food and Agriculture Organisation, one in every four British adults is obese, with more than half the population predicted to be excessively fat by 2050. The cause of the rapid rise in obesity has been associated with modern life trends, such as our increasing reliance on cars, television, computers, desk jobs and high calorie food.

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What is obesity? Obesity is a chronic illness characterised by an excessive accumulation of fat in the body, both on an external level (under the skin) and an internal level (between and entering vital organs). This causes an increase in body weight and volume which affects peoplesâ€™ lives. Whatâ€™s the difference between being overweight and being obese? There are different levels of excess fat and obesity. The easiest way to differentiate and classify the problem is known as the corporal mass index, which is calculated by dividing weight by the square of height in metres. If this gives a number between 25 and 29.9 then the person is overweight, if the result is more than 30 they are considered obese.

Is obesity dangerous? Obesity is considered to be a major cardiovascular risk, meaning people with obesity are more likely to have heart attacks, strokes, etc. Today it is considered the most frequent preventable cardiovascular risk and has virtually become the epidemic of the 21st century. It is not just an aesthetic problem, it is a real health risk. Also, type two diabetes is usually associated to obesity. What can I do to control it? There are various difference causes but most are down to an imbalance between the amount of energy we put into our bodies and how much we use each day. The best way to control obesity and lose weight is by following a balanced, low calorie diet and increasingyour daily exercise.

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Are you a victim of the vicious sleep cycle? FEELING exhausted night after night but as soon as your head hits the pillow, feel as though you are wide awake? You are not alo n e a n d a c c o r d in g to sleep experts, the phenomenon is actually a learned disorder with the brain reliving previous sleepless nights. Experts say it is called ‘conditiona l a r o u sa l ’ a n d is a v icious circle meaning the more nights you spend tossing and turning in bed unable to sleep, the more likely the brain is going to associate going to bed with staying awake. Equally, for those who are good s l e e p e r s, g o i n g to b ed each night triggers the auto response of sleepiness and will

WIDE AWAKE: Turn down the lights before bed to start getting the brain into sleep mode.

hel p you easi l y dr i f t off t o sleep. For sufferers, there are some ways to help remedy the negative cycle. Some recommend cognitive behavioural therapy for insomnia (CBT-I), which wor ks by changi ng t he thoughts and behaviours which affect sleep. Caffeine and alcohol should be avoided and turn down the l i ght s bef or e bed t o st ar t get t i ng t he br ai n i nt o sl eep mode. Al so avoi d com put er s, t abl et s and m obi l es bef or e bedtime as the blue light they give off suppresses the production of melatonin which helps you to sleep.

70 per cent of MS cases are in women SEVENTY per cent of patients diagnosed with multiple sclerosis (MS) in Spain, are women. Dr Luisa María Villar, a neurologist at the Ramon y Cajal Hospital in Madrid,

explains that “there are genetic, environmental and hormonal factors that are associa te d w ith a more a c tive immune re sponse in women and, in return, they have an increased risk of developing autoim-

mune diseases, such as MS.” The first symptoms usually appear in women aged from 20-40. MS damages nerve cells in the brain and spinal chord resulting in a range of symptoms includ-

ing double vision, muscle weakness and trouble with coordination. Some suffer from isolated attacks with relapses or in others, symptoms build up over time in a progressive form.

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A toast for St Patrick’s Day By Caroline Tyszka ST PATRICK’S DAY, one of the most celebrated expat community events in Spain, turned Benidorm into a sea of green on Friday March 17. Thousands turned up to the resort dressed as leprechauns, walking Guinness bottles and four leaf clovers to celebrate the Irish patron saint, Patrick. Whilst many towns in Spain hosted events, Benidorm has a reputation for holding one of the biggest with The Shamrock Bar on Calle Gerona being a focal point. Many people enjoying the party had specifically booked the weekend to join in the fun, this included The Butterfield family, Tommy, Andrew, Geraldine and friends from Limerick in Ireland. Tommy said: “This is our first St Patrick’s Day party in Benidorm, we are having a great time, and the atmosphere is brilliant.” Mandy and Mick from Barnsley had booked for a double celebration, a friend’s 50th birthday and the St Patrick’s event. Mandy said: “We have never done this before, everyone has been so friend-

SEA OF GREEN: Thousands dressed up for the occasion.

ly, and it is definitely something that will go on our ‘to attend’ calendar.” Elsewhere around the world the patron saint was honoured with over 240 sites, from Rome to Rio and London to Las

Vegas, turning a shade of green. Some of the more unusual ‘greenings’ were three of Australia’s famous ‘Big Things’ The Big Banana, The Big Kangaroo and The Big Tas-

manian Devil. In the Nairobi National Park, Kenya two rhino statues went green as well as the Big Nickel - a giant replica of the Canadian five-cent coin from 1951, in Sudbury, Canada. Niall Gibbons, CEO of Tourism Ireland, said: “This is the eighth year of Tourism Ireland’s Global Greening initiative and it’s bigger and better than ever, with some wonderful, and unusual, new additions like the Ethiopian Airlines aircraft in Addis Ababa and The Kelpies in Scotland. Our aim is to bring a smile to the faces of people around the world.”

OCIAL Walk or run for charity VILLAJOYOSA holds the 10th edition of its annual solidarity run this Sunday, March 26. The adults’ 8.7 kilometre run leaves the Paseo Maritimo at 10am and walkers set out on their five-kilometre route from the Paseo five minutes later. The children’s races will begin at approximately 11.30am. As always, both participants and spectators are asked to donate dry food supplies, including drinking chocolate and sugar, which will be donated to Caritas in Villajoyosa. It is possible to register beforehand on the www.somesport.com webpage or at the Club Atletisme Triatlo in Villajoyosas.

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Tattoo convention a success By Caroline Tyszka THE first ever Tattoo Convention on the Costa Blanca proved to be a resounding success as tattoo artists from all over Spain showed off their talents. The three-day event, held over the St Patrick’s Day weekend at the Hotel Mediterraneo in Benidorm, was organised by RKA Tattoos and Benidorm All Year Round. Visitors were able to get tattoos and piercings at the show or just watch others having theirs, along with enjoying the many shows which included Burlesque dancing, body painting, Johnny Strange, a Guinness Book of Records sword swallower, a fashion show and even activities for the younger ones. One of the special guests present was Brazilian-born Elaine Davidson, the Guinness World Record holder for being the most pierced woman with 10,000, give or take, piercings.

TATTOO ARTISTS: Showed off their talents. Elaine, who now lives in Edinburgh had flown over specifically to be part of the resort’s first convention. Forty stands, all very busy, exhibited their craft and entered the many competitions that had been organised, including body painting prizes and tattoo model contests. Live performances from White Coast Rebels amongst

others kept the audience entertained each day, with a special erotic show by Shantika Hezzell enthralling the crowd.

Shantika said: “I have had a great time at my first convention, it was lovely to spend time with my family, friends, and now, many new friends.” It is hoped that the convention will become an annual event for tattoo enthusiasts from all over the world, and had the full support of Benidorm Town Hall together with the Tourism Board, being promoted at the many travel fairs that they attended throughout Europe. Karen of RKA Tattoos said: “It has been the most amazing, fantastic experience, I am utterly exhausted but it has been an honour to bring so many talented people together all under one roof, the list of people to thank is endless, and the love and support has been incredible. Now for a few days rest and then time to plan the 2018 event.”

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Ice house excursion sets out By Linda Hall THE walk to the Neveros (ice houses) in Agres planned for last February had to be cancelled owing to bad weather. Instead the excursion organised by the Montaña Penya El Frare and Callosa’s Culture department will now set out from Callosa on April 2, leaving Dia supermarket by coach at 8am. The return journey leaves after lunch at around 4pm. The walk is of difficulty but suitable for all the family. Once in Agres the 10-kilometres route will

take in the centuries’ old ice houses where the winter snows were stored, to be sold as ice during the summer. The walkers will have the opportunity of inspecting the 17th century Cava Gran or Arquejada, one of the biggest and best-preserved of the ice houses on the north-facing slopes of Aitana, the Carrasqueta and Mariola. The excursion costs €5 each for adults and €3 for under-14s. Places are limited but reservations can be made at the Casa de Cultura ‘Jaume Pastor Fluixa’ in Callosa or on 965 880 946.

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Gender violence seminar By Linda Hall PROFESSOR Johan Galtung’s March seminar tackles gender violence this weekend. Entitled ‘Violence against

women: how to end the continuing slaughter’ it will be held on March 24 and 25 at the Playa de Albir Social Centre. Galtung, a Norwegian sociologist, mathematician, is

the principal founder of the discipline of peace and conflict studies. “Twenty women have been killed so far in 2017, the worst start of the year for gender violence in a decade,” said Alfaz’s Presidency councillor Rocio Guijarro. Sexist violence also took the life of a baby killed by its father with the sole purpose of hurting the mother and a further five children are now motherless, Guijarro added. “Children are the least visible victims of these conflicts,” she said.

More than 800 women have died at the hands of partners since Spain introduced the current Gender Violence Law, a sobering figure that needs an immediate response from society, Guijarro continued. Galtung’s International Centre for Conflict Resolution Alpha, Delta, Pi in collaboration with Alfaz Town Hall has decided to “to address this social scourge and try to shed some light on the issue from the perspective of mediation and dialogue,” Guijarro announced.

Walk in Altea for foodies A TWO-HOUR walk through Altea’s rural areas this Sunday, March 26, centres on local gastronomy. The walk follows one of the five ‘Camins d’Altea’ selected for residents and visitors to discover the town’s neighbourhood chapels, monumental trees, architecture and its centuries’ old mills and irrigation channels. The walk is led by nutritionist Ana Zaragoza, and is linked to another route in the town, the l’Horta de Primavera tapas route where until April 9 foodies can visit participating bars and restaurants. This walk sets out from the town hall at 10am.

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Only one in 50 people that apply for jobs are British GOOD FOOD, GOOD WINE AND GOOD FRIENDS WITH

GARRY WAITE

HERE HAS BEEN MUCH discussion over the last few years, as to what will happen when Britain leaves the European Union. Understandably people in Spain are concerned for their positions. Will they be able to stay? Will they be able to work? How safe are their properties? Well, I am no politician and have no insight into the machinations of such things, but personally I can’t see the Spanish government spitting out their dummies to lose the investments and current taxes etc that the expats provide to their economy. But of course it is not just the expats in Spain and the rest of Europe it is those that are from Europe and living and working in the UK. The very far right and the racist element have been shining on their policy ‘all the foreigners are taking our jobs!!’ I think that could be a gross exaggeration. The Eastern Europeans - and there’s a lot of bad ‘uns!! - usually are hard working and yes they will work for less than maybe their British counterparts, but the British themselves can be work shy, preferring over generous benefit pay outs to an actual job. God knows what would happen to the NHS in the UK if it were not for the thousands of expat doctors and nurses. BUT, the catering industry would be hit even harder. And it’s not that employers are trying to find the cheapest employee. We do know however that ‘immigrant’ workers will work harder and longer so as to ensure they can live in their new found home. That applies to those that live and work here and I am sure many other European countries.

AN AMUSING LOOK: At a Prêt a Manger sandwich. A case in question is the Prêt a Manger fast food sandwich chain. Only one in 50 people that apply for jobs are British, according to the company’s HR Director Andrea Wareham. Speaking at a House of Lords economic affairs select committee investigating Brexit and the labour market held on March 8 this year, she said it was a difficulty in attracting, rather than selecting, British workers, and that 65 per cent of Pret’s workforce is made up of EU nationals. She said the company would struggle to fill its vacancies with British-only applicants. Her concern was not just the chance of losing her workforce if it was a hard Brexit and EU nationals were refused permission to stay, but how she would fill the vacancies if no more ‘Europeans’ were allowed in. It would not seem to be a question of salaries either. The average worker gets around £16,000 a year including free lunches and paid breaks. Managers earn around £33,000. But it is hard to get people into the Hospitality industry as many people still do not consider it a ‘cool’ career. I suppose it’s back to the old acorn of unsociable hours. I have always found the hours very sociable as when everyone is having a good time, I’m sharing it with them!!

SPEAKING OF SOMEONE WHO HAS MADE THE JOB COOL, Gordon Ramsay! Despite his ‘effin and blinding he is a great Chef and a successful businessman. At first it has to be said probably because of the backing of his father-in-law, Chris Hutcheson, as Managing Director of Gordon Ramsay Holdings. But things went sour in 2010 when there was a public spat as Gordon fired his father-in-law for embezzlement. The now 67-year-old was accused of hacking into his private and company computers and stripping the company of more than £1.4 million. It would appear that Tana Ramsay’s father has been living a double life and had another family for more than 30 years that produced more children to add to the four he already had. He even paid his mistress £5,000 a month. He also put his son and wife on the payroll and wrote himself five figure cheques. After an acrimonious split which left Tana siding with Gordon after finding out what her cheating father had been up to Gordon paid Hutcheson £2 million in severance and share purchase in 2010, but in December of 2012 Ramsay was awarded £250,000 compensation when a judge ruled that the Hutcheson family were in breach of confidence as they hacked into

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So what the bloody hell was I thinking of in Liverpool... ordering a bottle of la-di-bloody-da rosé wine? Ordering Whispering Angel in Liverpool is like a Liverpudlian strolling into the Savoy at teatime, in a shell suit, and demanding seven pints of vodka.” Jeremy Clarkson, The Sunday Times, Feb 22, 2015

GORDON RAMSAY: With wife Tana miscarrying last year it’s been a difficult couple of years for the celebrity chef and millionaire businessman. the company computers. Organised Crime Division. This story has taken a twist now, as Describing it as a “convoluted” case Chris Hutcheson - along with his sons with voluminous amounts of paperwork, Adam and Chris Hutcheson Jnr and daughhe said it concerned “hacking of a comter Orlanda Butland - has been charged puter system of Gordon Ramsay Holding under Operation Tuleta with conspiring to Ltd and email accounts of company emcause a computer to access programs and ployees.” data without authority, between October Senior district judge Emma Arbuthnot 23, 2010 and March 3, 2011. granted unconditional bail to all four deAll four appeared at Westminster Magfendants until April 11 when a preliminary istrates’ Court on March 14 of this year hearing has been scheduled at the Old and spoke only to confirm their names Bailey. and addresses. Prosecutor Dan Suter told Even a cool chef, TV personality, millionthe court that the prosecution was aire and very happily married man can’t brought by the International Justice and get everything right!!

CHELTENHAM GOLD CUP last week. What a spectacle!! I was born in Cheltenham - quite a while ago now - and was there until I was about four years old. But I did get back there to work in the early years. I was Assistant Manager of the Carlton Hotel in Parabola Road with a great cigar chomping Welshman by the name of Alan Terret as my General Manager. Although the memories are fading I do recall a character that was a client of the hotel Mike ‘somethin’-or-other’ who was a Ferrari driving young millionaire. He decided to take a few of his fellow drinking buddies and me to Gold Cup Day. It was chucking with rain and we went straight into the VIP tent where Champagne and Guinness (not necessarily together - although they do make a Black Velvet) were in full flow. Oysters, Caviar, Lobster etc all courtesy of our friend!! Huge screens meant that we didn’t have to get wet to watch the races. Fabulous day out. Didn’t go again until some few years later when I opened the De La Bere hotel just on the edge of Cheltenham town. A beautiful boutique hotel by a fledgling company owned by Michael and Sally Cannon. Again invited by a millionaire client on Gold Cup Day and repeated the exercise!! As an aside I have just read an old press cutting from the Bristol Evening Post from 2012 where the then 73-year-old Cannon had a wealth of £240 million and was ranked

321st in the Forbes Rich List. So there is money in catering!!! Mind you, he did buy and sell a few pub chains over the years. I wonder if he is still around? THOSE PEOPLE WHO KNOW ME are aware that my favourite quaffing wine, especially when the sun shines, is a good quality Spanish Rosado, from the Navarra or maybe the Penedes. I am not a lover of blush rosés which include the French and American varieties. But I was intrigued by a quote from Jeremy Clarkson (see the balloon above!) that I had a quick look at the very well-known and popular Whispering Angel. It’s a blush, from France, from a good house, Chateau D’ESCLANS. Apparently, also rated by people such as Noel Gallagher, as well as many wine specialists and reviewers. If anyone out there has tried it please let me know what you think!! WHISPERING ANGEL: A French blush rosé.

ON THAT NOTE I will bid you farewell until next week and should aspiring restaurateurs need some help or advice, please do not hesitate to contact me. A toast to Good Food, Good Wine and Good Friends.

Garry Waite is a well-known foodie and restaurateur as well as a Hospitality Management Consultant. If you are contemplating setting up an operation in Spain, or indeed having problems with an existing project contact him on garrywaite@euroweeklynews.com.

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A BRITISH company has secured its position as one of the biggest real estate landlords in Spain. Intu Properties, which owns the Trafford Centre in Manchester, will soon acquire Madrid’s Xanadu shopping centre and the SnowZone company for a combined €530 million.

Intu now owns three of Spain’s top 10 shopping centres and has ambitious plans for the future, most notably the much-awaited Indu Costa del Sol in Torremolinos. In Madrid the British firm will transform the iconic shopping centre. There are plans for a Nickelodeon theme park and even an aquarium. It is part of a much wider investment strategy in Spain, which has

Intu now owns three of Spain’s top 10 shopping centres and has ambitious plans for the future. seen a tremendous commercial real estate boom since 2013. Other Indu centres are turning a tidy profit in Asturias, Oviedo and Zaragoza. Xanada

will be the crown jewel on its emergent empire. More than 13 million people visit each year to enjoy 15 cinemas, hundreds of shops and Spain’s only indoor ski slope. The firm has seen an opening in the lack of one dominant shopping centre in many Spanish regions. With the economy in fine shape and the property market heating up, now is as good a time as any to invest.

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By Matthew Elliott LESS than a third of properties for sale in British towns and cities have a back garden. Even including leafy suburbs and rural villages buyers are less likely than ever before to secure their own plot of green. Research from online estate agents shows that in London four in 10 properties have no outside space whatsoever. It’s far from a southern problem, however. Eight of the 10 worst cities for buyers hoping for a summer barbecue are the north of England. Greenfinger buyers would do best to look in the Yorkshire and Humberside regions where the vast majority of homes have at least a communal space. With the pace of home building set to escalate to meet high demand in the coming decade, gardens are set to become a premium asset, or a

HOUSE SALES: Have seen a healthy rise.

BACK GARDENS: Are set to become a premium asset. charming bonus, like an old fireplace, or cellar. New developments under pressure to build fast and furiously while earning a handsome profit will view garden space as a luxurious waste of square footage.

There is already controversy over the quality of the new builds slowly taking over green belts. Several developers have had to pay out substantial compensation to owners who found extremely dangerous structural faults in the buildings.

EVERYONE’S favourite property programme has given a glowing review of Spain in its latest 2017 report. Spain has taken top spot in the 10 Best Places to Buy in 2017 from Channel 4’s A Place in the Sun. Not only has Spain kept its No1 spot. Thanks to a booming local economy and staggering high tourism numbers, the report says its ‘dominance has gotten even stronger.’ It notes the healthy rise in home sales and prices, month-onmonth improvements for three consecutive years, and long term opti-

mism among property experts. With terrorism fears in other A Place in the Sun regulars like Turkey and Tunisia, Spain has also benefited from its safe and secure western European location and culture. The report highlights the Balearic Islands and Almeria as showing the best year-on-year improvements, and the Costa Blanca as offering terrific value for money with an exciting future ahead. Analysis from property portals has shown a considerable increase in interest in coastal hotspots across Spain in the past year.

Global property strength KNIGHT FRANK is one of the biggest real estate consultants on the planet. The hugely influential firm has just released its global house price index for 2016. The excellent analysis makes terrif-

ic reading for buyers and sellers alike, especially in Spain and Europe. Knight Frank data reveals that house prices across the globe rose an average of 6 per cent last year. That’s a

substantial rise on the 4.1 per cent increase seen in 2015, and the best overall performance in three years. In fact Russia and the former Soviet states was the only major global region which saw a decline in prices. Iceland topped the table with an incredible, though unsustainable 14.7 per cent rise. Western Europe as a whole has performed remarkably well, buoyed by stellar economic growth. There are more foreign buyers boosting domestic markets than ever before, which contributes to the excellent 2016 data. Spain, of course, attracts a huge volume of foreign investors and continues to increase its global appeal beyond Europe, opening up the vast Chinese and American markets. The global economy has also consolidated recent growth according to Knight Frank, which bodes well for the stability of domestic property markets.

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When community means something LIVING as an expat presents certain ‘challenges’ in the best of times, especially for a young family. There’s the usual Spanish red tape which no matter hard you try, there’s always a surprise lurking around the corner (who knows what Brexit may bring). There’s the issue of making a living which for most of us means setting up in business as a sole trader, or one or two employees. And of course there’s the family, not just the immediate family, but mums and dads, brothers and sisters, some of whom live locally but more often than not, don’t. To be fair, it’s a wonder we can make headway at all, and that’s when all’s going well. But what happens when a serious of unfortunate events conspire to really try our patience, our sanity, our everything. That’s where community comes in. Mark and Teresa have a growing family, work hard to keep their businesses going (MundoSat and Blush) and are fully committed to living here in Spain. In the past year they’ve had to deal with Mark falling off a roof, a serious car crash, and the passing of Teresa’s mum. As a family, they’ve truly been pushed to the limit as many of you may know. What’s kept them going is the support from the community. Close friends have been won-

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Aloe Vera flowers By Graeme Tyrrell HAVING an attractively sculptured flowering cactus type plant that is easy to grow with minimal watering and care makes the Aloe Vera a perfect addition to any balcony, terrace or garden. Aloes grow very well in pots, containers and planter boxes indoors or outdoors and any well drained areas of the garden with shade. It doesnâ€™t grow very big when restricted to a smaller container and it will not become invasive in the garden. The difficult thing however is to obtain its flowers. The yellow tubular flowers of Aloe Vera, borne on an up to 90 centimetre branched panicle or stem, are striking but there is an art to encouraging it to form flowers. The plants usually need to be more than four years old to flower. Aloes must be kept healthy by not exposing to cold in winter or sunburn in summer. They need plenty of light but not direct summer sun for very long in the day as the leaves will become burnt and, as they are long lasting leaves, it can take a long time to recuperate with new leaves. They should, however, have maximum exposure to bright indirect or filtered sunlight. The flower buds form in late winter for blooming in spring so this is the time to allow the maximum exposure to sunlight

ALOE VERA: The yellow tubular flowers are striking. with periods of direct sunlight from some milder winter sun. In the garden under a deciduous tree is perfect for this to occur naturally. This will encourage flowers to form. They require minimal fertiliser if you use a good quality soil mix and repot with new mixture every couple of years. An annual weak liquid fertiliser in early spring will help inspire the flowers and healthy growth. Aloe Vera has been grown for thousands of years as a medicinal herb, particularly for the skin for sunburn and as a moisturiser in many parts of the world. It has been in cul-

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Wild adventures for BMW By Matthew Elliott BRAVING some of the harshest winter weather in Europe, the new BMW X6 M50d Drive passed its icy test with flying colours. The powerful three litre diesel, which has enjoyed critical acclaim since its 2016 release, was in Romania to tackle a high altitude mountain road for a film project. BWW brought the cars to the wild mountainous region in freezing temperatures below -20C to shoot it along the Transfagarasan h i g h w a y, o n c e c a l l e d t h e m o s t beautiful road in the world by Jeremy Clarkson. The short film even includes footage of the gorgeous car, which can reach 100kph in 5.2 seconds, gliding along past the infamous Dracula Castle on the snow-covered road. A total of 10 Translyvanian locations were covered, a distance of 2.5km, reaching altitudes above

ICY TEST: Passed with flying colours.

2,000 metres. The resultant masterpiece is called Frozen Romania and is available to view online. The BMW X 6 M50d handles the

ice and extreme conditions with ease. Small turbo-chargers offer extremely sharp response times. Fuel consumption is low and efficient,

while a powerful engine output of 381hp can conquer even the half-vertical ice slopes of the Carpathian mountains.

Enzo: The Film A NEW biopic on motoring legend Enzo Ferrari will star Australian actor Hugh Jackman. Directed by Michael Mann, the film will be set in 1957 when the Italian firm was engaged in a fierce rivalry with Maserati and on the cusp of greatness at Le Mans. The film will tackle Ferrari’s extemely tough management style, the deaths of some of his most famous drivers on the tracks, and his long, complicated relationship with wife Linda. Welsh star Christian Bale reportedly backed out of talks to play Enzo. Another biopic starring Robert de Niro may also be in the works. Mann’s production has been on the table for 17 years but was plagued by legal controversies.

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ROAD TEST by Nick Fletcher

Renault Grand Scenic RENAULT was a pioneer of the MPV, introducing its Espace model in 1984 and later its compact MPV the Scenic. Since then, competition in the sector has become much more intense, but the Scenic is still a mainstream contender, available in five and seven seater form, and priced from €26,890 (£23,375). My test model was the seven-seat Grand Scenic, priced at €32,719 (£28,445) in Dynamique S Nav spec, and with a 1.6 litre diesel engine

and 6-speed manual gearbox. Fuel economy is a plus-point for this model - 21.7 kpl (61.4 mpg). Top speed is 190 kph, the 0-100 kph time 11.4 seconds. Striking appearance is also a Grand Scenic ace card - its sweeping curvy lines give it an eye-catching infusion of French flair. This Grand model is no wider nor taller than the fiveseat Scenic, but has a longer rear overhang and longer wheelbase to create the space for a third row of seats. Entry-level versions in-

clude massive 20-inch alloy wheels, active emergency braking, hill start assist, cruise control and a seven-inch touchscreen infotainment system with DAB radio and Bluetooth - a lot of kit for the money. My Dynamique S Nav model adds much more, including head-up display, rear parking camera and panoramic glass sunroof. On the road, the car gives a very comfortable ride - not as soft as in the C4 Picasso but nice enough on good surfaces. On rutted or pot-holed roads, the big wheels do feel the bumps. The 1.6 litre diesel unit pulls

well, with good mid-range power for safe overtaking. The cabin has a practical layout but like so many rival models looks rather dull thanks to overuse of dark plastics. There are plenty of places to stow oddments, the rear seats are easy to adjust and fold and the middle-row provides very good leg room. The rear seats are really just for children, or adults on short journeys. With the third-row folded flat, there is plenty of luggage space - 765 litres. With all seven seats in use, there is still a useful 233 litres. The Grand Scenic is a very strong contender in its class, and you do feel that you could drive right across Europe in it and still be relaxed on arrival. And its charismatic visual styling ensures that when you do arrive, you’ll be noticed! Model tested is UK-specification and equipment levels and prices may vary in other markets.

Farewell to a legend from the world of motorsports MOTORCYCLE hero and Formula One legend John Surtees passed away earlier this month. The Brit, who died aged 83,

was the only man in history to win both the Motorcycle Grand Prix and Formula One championships.

After his first professional outing as a 15-year-old prodigy in 1949, Surtees went on to win seven motorcycle world championships during a dominant spell in the late 50’s, winning the Senior TT at the Isle of Wight three years running from ‘58 to ‘60. He made a surprise switch to Formula One in 1960, debuting at Goodwood before finishing second at the 1960 British Grand Prix. He won his first World Championship in Mexico for Ferrari in 1964, shattered half his body in a crash the following year, and did battle with Jackie Stewart at the 1966 Monaco Grand Prix. After a frustrating end to the 1960s Surtees moved on to building his own F1 cars and ran a motorcycle shop and Honda dealership in Kent. He was an MBE, OBE, CBE and official Formula One Legend inducted into the International Motorsports Hall of Fame. In 2009 his son Henry was tragi-

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Behind the scenes with SPV Racing FOLLOWING Euro Weekly News publisher Steven Euesden’s recent debut in SPV Racing’s Ligier JS P3 European Le Mans Series car, we headed to the Costa del Solbased outfit’s Alhaurin el Grande headquarters to chat with manager Lars GV Linberg. During our talk, the overriding impression was an admirable attention to detail, as he readily explained. “In my previous life I worked with the McLaren F1 technical guys, McLaren Applied Technologies, and part of the work there was to take Formula 1 into the aviation sector. “What we looked at there was the massive amount of simulations they are doing with the Formula 1, not only looking at their car but at the competition, and then when you start taking data from all the millions of runs that you’ve done, you can get some real information, LARS GV LINBERG: Manager.

so that when something happens, you have the answers. “I used to run Group C cars 20 years ago, also racing Porsches, but then I got too caught up in aviation as a captain for Scandinavian Airlines and then a test pilot, but when we moved to Spain from Dubai I found I had time to get back into things.”

One of the most impressive pieces of kit was the Oculus Rift VR headset that the drivers use. How did the team itself come about? “Together with Raul, who was working at Ascari [circuit in Ronda] doing the technical operations but left to form his own company, running everything up to Formula 1 cars, and we joined forces to create SPV. “Last year besides our Le Mans car we ran two Nascars in the European Series and we had eight podiums during the season which was quite fun, although very different to the Ligiers.” A little bit more about the Ligier car, and about your plans to compete in LMP-2 next year? “So, on the racing side we have a fouryear plan, and next year our plan is to go up to an LMP-2 car and run that in the European Le Mans Series and qualify for Le Mans, and longer term we want to race in the World Endurance Championship, which is like Formula 1 for prototypes. “Within that you have the LMP-1 which is the pinnacle, you have Toyota and Audi and Porsche and Nissan, and it’s extremely high tech with energy recovery systems and so on.” How much input do you have into the current Ligier car in terms of adjustment and tweaking? Is there a series of parameters you have to stay within? “Yes, there are a set of parameters which you can’t adjust, but there are quite a few you can work with, like the

angles, the camber, tyre pressure which is enormously important. “Last year we had Borja Garcia, exToyota and Williams F1, a brilliant, absolutely fantastic driver, but I drove the car at Ascari after him, and I never, ever felt a car that was so nervous. “For him, the car was extremely responsive, but I was completely dry in my mouth!” Is the Ligier difficult to drive? “With the braking, and I think Steven had the same experience, you have to really push it hard and you can go really deep in, and basically you slam your left leg in as hard as you can and then you have to ease off a bit as it slows down. “You can drive much, much faster than you think at first. “Every lap we take all the data out of the car, so we have the engine parameters, how much braking, we know where you are on the track, so when you look afterwards with the engineer you can see exactly what you did, and how the car behaves if we make a change on the suspension or the angles.” Perhaps one of the most impressive pieces of kit was the Oculus Rift VR headset that the drivers use in conjunction with a mock-up cockpit, and Lars was clearly impressed by the technology. “With this, you have a complete 3D environment, so the driver can really test and really feel the car, and we can do all the changes on the car virtually, and you can feel it! “We can take data from the car and put it in the computer, allowing the drivers to practise without going on the track.” Many thanks to Lars for a brief but fascinating insight into the world of motorsport, and best of luck from all at EWN Media Group for the forthcoming season.

LIGIER JS P3: European Le Mans series car.

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MEMBERS of Javea Green Bowls Club were treated to some superb bowls over their Championships weekend which saw Chris Evans, Clive English and Alan Phillips win three trophies each. Chris and Clive were in the rink team that won on the first morning. They then played together to retain the Mixed Pairs title before the pair then won the Mixed Triples with Bill Barrie. Chris also competed in the Ladies Pairs final with Velia Wood but they were beaten by club captain Felicity Jenkins and Heather Stephens. Meanwhile Alan Phillips won the Mixed Singles final before retaining both the Gents Pairs with Gary Kent and the Gents Singles. Two other titles to be re-

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CHAMPIONSHIP WINNERS: Enjoyed a great weekend of bowls. tained were the Vets Singles, in which Jonathan Barr held off the challenge of Brian Manser and the Ladies Singles where Diane Wynne defeated Velia Wood. The Drawn Aussie Pairs saw a close encounter with Phil Woodhead and Dave Carvath pipping Felicity Jenkins and Bill Barrie to the post.

The highlight of the weekend was probably the Novices Singles Final, where finalists Dee Hamilton and Tony Scott put on a tremendously close and exciting show. The climax of the match saw the score at 18-18 and Tony was holding three shots for the match, but Dee played a fantastic shot to pick up a

two and then close the match out on the next end to claim her first ever victory in any sport!! A good crowd enjoyed the traditional tapas that was served during the last afternoon and president Peter Drake also thanked Jan and Alan for the organisation of the Championships at the trophy presentation ceremony.

Orba Warblers up for the challenge

SOGGY STABLEFORD: Although the winners are still smiling. THIS week, the Orba Warblers were once again at La Sella for a Stableford game and the third Eclectic. A few surprises - no buggies at the last minute and a hole in one! Due to the rain at the weekend no buggies were available and therefore the number of players was down to 22. The front nine was soggy but picturesque with bunkers turned into small pools. The back nine was itâ€™s usual self, putting up a good challenge. In division one Chris Williamson (Hcap 8.7) again showed the way coming in with 35pts. Former captain David Knight (Hcap 9.2) was second with 32pts and third was Glyn Braidley (Hcap 8.2) with 30pts. In division two social secretary Sally Mardsen (Hcap 29.2) showed she can do more than just arrange great events, coming

in first with 34 pts. In second on count back, also with 34 pts, was steady Peter Gibson (Hcap 22.4) and in third David Brown with 30 pts. There was a hole in one on hole 15 spectacularly delivered by none other than the unflappable David Edwards. Well done Dave!! Besides coming third, Glyn Braidley had an NP on Hole 8 and won the football card with Bolton. Not a bad day out Glyn!! Next week March 29, will be a Stableford Competition at La Galiana. Tee Time is at 10am so please arrive by 9.15am for registration. Guests are welcome subject to space availability and current Handicap Certificate. To book, please contact Michael Taylor on mjt@stylepms.com or call 639 242 896.

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Irish Eyes are smiling as the F1 engines start revving up Tony Matthews International Sports A former player and now the world’s most prolific author of football books with almost 150 published since 1975, Tony is also the sports correspondent for Spectrum Radio and lives on La Pilica in the Sierra Cabrera Mountains overlooking Turre. Costa de Almeria

FOOTBALL After the excitement of FA Cup and European football, we have international action at various levels over the next week or so. In friendlies last night, Scotland played Canada while in Dortmund, Germany met England whose coach Gareth Southgate was contemplating using Jermain Defoe and four Manchester United players, as well as handing debuts to a couple of others. Tomorrow, in 2018 World Cup qualifiers, it’s Italy v Albania, Spain v Israel and the Republic of Ireland v Wales. Then on Sunday, we have England v Lithuania, Northern Ireland v Norway and Scotland v Slovenia, followed next Tuesday by the Republic of Ireland v Iceland. Premiership and Championship clubs are ‘off duty’ this weekend but there are some intriguing matches in the lower divisions including Oldham v Sheffield United and Shrewsbury v Bolton in FL1 and a topof-the-table clash between Doncaster and Plymouth in FL2. After their brilliant win over Sevilla in the last round of the Champions League, Leicester City (UK’s sole survivors after Manchester City blew it in Monaco) will face Atletico Madrid in the quarter-finals. The other ties are Barcelona v Juventus (a repeat of the 2015 final), Bayern Munich v holders Real Madrid and Borussia Dortmund v Monaco. In the last eight of the Europa League, Manchester United (after overcoming FC Rostov) will face Anderlecht, Celta Vigo play Genk, Ajax meet FC Schalke and Besiktas visit Lyon. As it stands, we could have an all-German or all-Spanish CL final and an all-Belgium EL

final. And for the record, Leicester have met Atletico twice before, in the ECWC of 1961-62 and UEFA Cup of 1997-98, and in 1956, Manchester United beat Anderlecht 10-0 in a European Cup preliminary tie. On the domestic front, Chelsea (2-1 winners at Stoke) lead the PL by 10 points from Spurs; Hull, Middlesbrough and Sunderland are the bottom three. The top three in the Championship are Newcastle, Brighton (recent 2-0 losers at Leeds) and Huddersfield (despite a 4-0 thrashing at Bristol City) while Blackburn, Wigan and Rotherham are at the bottom. Celtic, 25 points clear, need one more win to clinch their sixth successive SPL title; Real Madrid lead Barcelona by two points in La Liga; Bayern Munich (Germany); Juventus (Italy) and Monaco (France) are eyeing up their domestic titles. PL/FL managers are still being dismissed thick and fast… the latest being Aitor Karanka by Middlesbrough. He was the 44th boss to lose his job this season and the seventh in March alone, following Gary Brazil (from Nottingham Forest after 59 days), Warren Joyce (Wigan), Steve McClaren (Derby), Alex Neil (Norwich), Graham Westley (Newport) and Russell Slade (Coventry). Who’s next I wonder? FORMULA ONE The first F1 Grand Prix of 2017 takes place in Melbourne, Australia on Sunday… and following an excellent practice campaign, Sebastian Vettel (Ferrari) is among the favourites to win this opening race, but never write off Lewis Hamilton! RUGBY UNION Last Saturday ‘champions’ England failed to set a new world record of 19 successive Test victories by losing 13-9 to Ireland in their final 2017 Six Nations match in Dublin. The other ‘last day’ games ended France 20 Wales 18 (after 20 minutes of added time) and Scotland 29 Italy 0. Leicester beat Exeter 10-6 in

DID YOU KNOW? It costs one UK household £1,105.38 a year to get ‘live’ football matches on TV - £145.50 for a licence plus £49.50 per month for Sky and £22.99 a month for BT.

last Sunday’s Anglo-Welsh Cup final. Exeter (2nd in the Aviva PL) play Sale on Saturday. HORSE RACING Race-goers at Cheltenham last week (+ millions of TV viewers) saw some terrific racing with Buveur D’Air (Champion Hurdle), Special Tiara (Champion Chase) and Sizzling John (Gold Cup) winning the top races. Ruby Walsh (four winners) and Gordon Elliott (six firsts and more seconds than Willie Mullins) won the top jockey and top trainer awards respectively. The next big meeting is at Aintree, from April 6-9, with Vieux Lion Rouge favourite to win the Grand National. Cheltenham Facts The four-day festival attracted 261,834 spectators - 65,896 on St Patrick’s Day. Revenue from ticket sales/sponsorship/hospitality topped £20m; £4.3m went in prize money in 28 races; £100m entered the Gloucestershire Economy; 105,000 passengers used the local railway; 80,000 preferred the bus; 20,000 bottles of Champagne and 120,000 bottles of red/white wine were corked; 265,000 pints of Guinness were pulled; 8,000 gallons of tea/coffee was served; 45,000 bread rolls were eaten; of the 5,936 staff, 350 were chefs who prepared nine tonnes of potatoes, five tonnes of fresh/smoked salmon, plus beef, chicken, fish and loads of curry and rice, and 30 extra flights flew Irish punters across from Dublin. ROUND-UP Bangladesh’s cricketers won their 100th Test match, beating Sri Lanka by four wickets… and Roger Federer beat Stan Wawrinka in the final of the men’s singles at Ind i a n Wells.

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