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Editor Vince Grzegorek

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Editorial Managing Editor Eric Sandy Music Editor Jeff Niesel Staff Writer Sam Allard Writer-at-large Kyle Swenson Web Editor Bliss Davis Dining Editor Douglas Trattner Contributing Dining Editor Rachel Hunt Stage Editor Christine Howey Visual Arts Editor Josh Usmani

Shaker Heights disciplines students for exposing racism, and more

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Our favorite photos from this past week in Cleveland

Advertising Senior Multimedia Account Executive John Crobar, Shayne Rose Multimedia Account Executive Kiara Hunter-Davis

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Our handy guide to shopping local this holiday season

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UPFRONT SHAKER HEIGHTS SUSPENDS TWO STUDENTS FOR EXPOSING RACIST COMMENTS, PROTESTS ENSUE

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IN AN ILLUMINATING MOVE last week, Shaker Heights High School top brass decided to suspend two students who had a hand in exposing another student’s racist comments in the wake of the presidential election. The controversy began through a series of screenshots taken via Snapchat and Twitter: One student posted online that she did not support black rights, “because they don’t work for it and as a culture scary, violent, rude and needy. They expect to be catered to.” The two students who publicly shared those comments — Elena Weingard and Myahh Husamadeen — were suspended by the school district for “disruptive behavior.” The student who originally posted those comments has not been disciplined. According to a text from a Shaker Heights teacher sent to Scene, “Parents were screaming at each other. The white girl is fearing for her life” (referring to the student who first posted the prejudiced messages). The teacher added that students have been heard harassing others at school, citing at least one student “being called a fag and a n lover.” On Friday, students participated in a walkout — “partly in reaction to the presidential election, but also in protest of disciplinary action against two students,” according to The Shakerite. Students walked through the halls, chanting “Fuck Donald Trump” and “We need justice.” Ahead of the planned protest, the district posted this message: “We

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have been made aware that some students may be planning a walkout at noon to express dissatisfaction with a student issue. However, we want you to know the student issue has been resolved with all parties. The law doesn’t allow us to discuss student issues with the public.” The Shakerite shared students’ reactions following the week’s events: “I was shocked and disturbed by the texts but even more by the school’s reaction,” said junior Molly Amolsch. “The student body, myself included, wanted justice, but the school seemed to want to shut down the outspoken students. It was wrong that they were disciplined and [the student who made the comments] wasn’t. Elena and Myyah have the support of their peers, even if the school doesn’t want to support their own teachings.” Shaker Heights High School dismissed students early on Monday, just prior to our print deadline. Police were searching the building after three anonymous bomb threats had been called into the school. Nonetheless, administrators told the public that there was “no evidence of a credible threat.”

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Ohio has been fumbling its lethal injection protocol for years — dating back most notably to a failed execution in 2009 — and a series of events are about to collide in a most unpredictable manner. Ronald Phillips was sentenced to death for the 1993 rape and murder of his girlfriend’s 3-yearold daughter. He is scheduled to die on Jan. 12, 2017, the first state execution since the widely criticized lethal injection of Dennis McGuire. Last week, Phillips once again asked the state to delay the execution. He’s raising questions about the state’s three-drug “cocktail,” and he’s not alone in his legal concerns. Casting Phillips’ personal history to the side for a moment — and recognizing how often the public conflates inmates’ criminal cases with the ramifications of subsequent civil litigation — it’s worth a moment or two to analyze the circuitous path Ohio has taken in its capital punishment policies. Phillips’ latest court fi ling, two months out from his scheduled death, lends an important opportunity. For years, Ohio used a blend of three drugs to execute death row inmates, and, for years, reports showed that the drug combination frequently caused painful, prolonged deaths. The Eighth Amendment was cited in critiques, and Ohio Revised Code mandates that execution protocol “quickly

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and painlessly cause death.” In 2009, executioners spent two hours prodding and stabbing Romell Broom with needles. They could not find a vein, and the execution was called off. (“I tried to assist them by helping to tie my own arm,” Broom later recounted.) The event prompted some governmental soul-searching, and the state decided to abandon its three-drug mixture in favor of a single barbiturate, like pentobarbital or sodium thiopental. The state insisted that complete secrecy was needed to obtain those drugs and that the public was to be shut out of all information on the matter of lethal injection protocol. State lawmakers agreed. In 2014 — after failing to procure those drugs, and instead using the sedative midazolam in another questionable combination — the state executed Dennis McGuire. He gasped and snorted audibly and took more than 15 minutes to die once the drugs were injected, once again placing scrutiny on how Ohio was carrying out its executions. Last month, the state surprisingly announced a return to a three-drug mixture — this time including midazolam, along with rocuronium bromide, a paralytic drug, and potassium chloride, which stops the heart — just in time for its first execution in three years: Ronald Phillips. “Having thus pursued a lengthy, multi-front campaign for compelled secrecy premised on their need to acquire pentobarbital and/or sodium thiopental, [state

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leaders] have now made clear that they didn’t mean anything they said,” Phillips asserts in his latest request to delay his death. He alleges that the known properties of midazolam and the state’s history make it so that executions cannot be carried out in a constitutional manner. “There are no safeguards — training, IVs, etc. — that can cure this fundamental problem.” A jury trial has been requested on certain claims in Phillips’ latest complaint. “With this new execution procedure, Ohio is moving backward toward a procedure that poses greatly increased risks of pain and suffering,” Allen Bohnert of the Federal Public Defender’s Office said last month.

STILL NO UPDATES ON PUBLIC SQUARE. WHAT IS THE CITY EVEN DOING? Thanks to publicsquander.com, anyone with an internet connection can now monitor in real time the money that RTA is losing due to the re-routing of buses on Public Square. As of Tuesday at noon, that value had eclipsed $448,000. The new Public Square was unveiled to wide acclaim immediately before the Republican National Convention in July. It was scheduled to open to bus traffic on August 1. Recall that the Square was designed specifically with bus traffic in mind. A 2012 study recommended keeping Superior Avenue open to buses, having considered alternatives. It pegged the costs of re-routing buses around RTA’s most important hub at $1,550,000 annually. But Frank Jackson, who


always preferred the idea of a “unified” Public Square, and his administration, have refused to allow buses to return. In the intervening three-plus months, Jackson’s spokesmen have claimed that the city is “meeting with stakeholders” and “discussing the situation” before they move forward on a decision — closing the Square to buses on weekends has been the compromise speculated among City Hall folks for months. But we suspect that there’s no official movement, and hasn’t been for some time. Jackson has said before that he often has his spokespeople spit out stock phrases to the media if he hasn’t developed an opinion, or else to buy time, and that’s what this feels like. RTA remains in the dark and continues to eat the costs, even as it’s staring a growing financial crisis in the face. RTA’s spokesperson has not yet responded to Scene’s most recent request for comment. When Scene requested an update from the city last week, we asked that, if they still claimed to be meeting with stakeholders, they provide a schedule of meetings and the stakeholders who attended. Dan Williams, the city’s media relations

director, was out of the office at the time, but replied over the weekend that there were “no new updates.” Publicsquander.com links to the Ohio Organizing Collaborative, where concerned residents can send a letter to Frank Jackson. The site is an outgrowth of the Sunlight Foundation’s Transparency Camp, hosted in Cleveland last month, and was created by Melanie Mezanec.

FAT HEAD’S BREWERY TO EXPAND SIGNIFICANTLY “We’ve really outgrown our space — and I’m really proud of that,” Matt Cole, brewer-owner of Fat Head’s, tells Scene. “When I hit this roadblock, I started looking at other buildings.” Cole managed to find just the spot, an 8-acre site just off I-71 and Bagley Road in Middleburg Heights. When all the construction is complete, the new brewery will have 75,000 square feet within which to work, triple the space of the current production facility that Fat Head’s opened in 2012. What’s more, the company will have another 50,000 square feet into which they can expand down the road. Fat Head’s opened its North

Olmsted brewpub in 2009. Costing north of $10 million, the ambitious project will net a 75-barrel brewery with packaging line, restaurant and patio. “It’s a big undertaking and hopefully the last brewery that I ever have to build,” Cole adds. “It’s kind of fun to be able to design it from the ground up. We’re finally going to be able to upgrade to a new German brewhouse, a new packaging line, a new canning line, a kegging line … .” The new setup will facilitate the production of up to 150,000 barrels of beer per year. “It will put us within the top 50 breweries in the country,” Cole adds. “It might take us five or 10 years to get there.” The shiny new brewhouse will be prominently exposed behind the taproom bar, but guests will have amazing views of the entire process, Cole says. “We’re setting it up so you can do self-guided tours that horseshoe people around the whole process, from open fermentation to malt handling and hop storage to canning, packaging and kegging.” Unlike the current production brewery and taproom, the new

one will have a full-service 225seat restaurant and beer hall with attached 3,000-square-foot patio. Guests in both spots will be able to enjoy Texas-style barbecue like pulled pork, ribs and brisket prepared in a traditional manner. “Pit-style barbecue is my personal

“It will put us within the top 50 breweries in the country.” — Matt Cole passion,” Cole says. “No gas, no pellets, all hardwoods.” The project is expected to take a year. During the process, Cole says that he intends to find a taker for his current brewery. “Not only are we going to try and create a new brewery, but we’re going to try and keep this existing brewery functioning as is,” he says.

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Gift Guide 33 locally made and available gifts for the friend, family member or enemy in your life By Scene Staff BLACK FRIDAY IS ALMOST UPON US, WHICH MEANS HOLIDAY shopping season is about to kick into frantic gear. Why embed yourself into the frenzied lines though? Sounds like pure hell. And you know as soon as Thanksgiving rolls around, your social calendar is going to be littered with family get-togethers and holiday parties, and before you know it Christmas will be staring you and your empty stockings down. Which is all by way of saying, let’s get a head start. And as you do, remember that shopping local is the way to go. It supports local artisans and businesses while bestowing upon your family and friends something unique, something that shows you put a little more thought into their gift than five minutes at Target on Christmas Eve. Below, find our humble and by no means complete list of recommendations of locally made and locally available gifts, running the gamut from foodie desires to art and jewelry to workshops and more. Many of them are available online, so you don’t even have to leave your house or cubicle to score the perfect gift. You can thank us when your giftee thanks you.

Stainless Steel Keg Growler In most cases, it’s cheaper to buy a six-pack than to fill a 64-ounce growler full of beer from your favorite local brewery. But draft beer just tastes better than canned or bottled beer. And some draft beers simply aren’t available in cans and bottles. Craft beer lovers will like the Great Lakes Brewing Company’s stainless steel keg growler. Unlike a glass growler, the thing won’t break if you drop it. And unlike a glass growler, it doesn’t let in light that might damage the precious fluids inside. You can purchase the growler at the gift store attached to the Ohio City brewpub. 2516 Market Ave., greatlakesbrewing.com A Year of Ice Cream If you do the math, buying a year of Mitchell’s Ice Cream doesn’t really save you that much money. You’d probably spend about the same amount of cash if you were to

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someone else. The “A Year of Ice Cream” certificates come in a tin, and each one is redeemable for one free scoop of ice cream, sorbet or frozen yogurt at any Mitchell’s. They may be used toward any item of greater value and never expire or lose value. Plus, Mitchell’s regularly introduces seasonal flavors and makes its ice cream using dairy from family farms in Holmes and Wayne Counties. mitchellshomemade.com

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Jim Lanza Woodprint of Guardians of Transportation Local artist and punk rock enthusiast Jim Lanza can be spotted at most local arts and crafts fairs. He owns and operates the Foundry Woodprints, a local business that specializes in transforming old Cleveland logos and iconic images into artwork. You can find old photos transposed onto pieces of wood perfect for hanging on your wall. We’re particularly fond of the woodprint of the Guardians of Transportation, but he also has artwork featuring Euclid Beach Park, Roxy Burlesque, old Euclid Avenue, University Circle and much more. He accepts custom orders as well. facebook.com/ TheFoundryWoodprints Locally Made Soy Candle from Swan Creek All candles aren’t created equal. Consider Swan Creek, Swan Creek Candle, a division of Ambrosia, Inc., an Ohio corporation that’s been around since the 1970s. A family run business, it’s located in a 30,000square-foot factory in Swanton, in northwest Ohio. While the company sells candles to wholesalers around the country, you can pick up the product at the company’s various outlet stores. One outlet store is in the factory in Swanton, and there’s another in Vermilion. Swan

Creek’s kitchen pantry jars hold some 24 ounces of “clean burning soybean wax” and come in scents such as bourbon maple sugar and buttercream vanilla. 681 Main St., Vermilion, 440-963-0161, swancreekcandle.com

Wax Mage Records Paraphernalia Both Heather Gmucs and Sarah Barker work at the locally based Gotta Groove Records, one of only a handful of vinyl pressing plants in the whole country. As a result, they have access to vinyl, lots of it. With Wax Mage, they use Gotta Groove’s tools and materials to make what they describe as “insane custom records that are as unique as snowflakes.” If you don’t care for any of the titles (mostly local acts) offered for sale through their website, they also sell stickers, pins, coozies, patches and T-shirts, all emblazoned with the Wax Mage logo. waxmagerecords.storenvy.com/ products Fresh Fork Membership There might be no better gift for passionate home cooks than a subscription to Fresh Fork, a year-round provider of fresh foods sourced from local family farms and producers within 75 miles of Public Square. The founder has spent years cultivating relationships, establishing food ways and steering the entire farming community in the right direction. Each week, members pick up their shares from refrigerated trucks in communities across Northeast Ohio, along with recipes and tips on how best to utilize the produce, meat, eggs, dairy, breads, canned goods, pastries and grains within. Available shares include summer or winter, small or large, vegan, vegetarian or omnivore. freshforkmarket.com Michael Symon Knife Set If you always wanted to cook with Michael Symon, now’s your chance — sort of. The Cleveland Iron Chef and host of ABC’s The Chew and Food Network’s Burgers, Brew & ’Que has partnered with Ergo Chef to create a line of highquality kitchen knives, which are available online and at every Bed, Bath & Beyond in Ohio. The knives are crafted of German-made, high-carbon steel with a strong and ergonomic fiberglass handle emblazoned with Symon’s “MS” insignia. The six-piece set includes a 9-inch chef knife, 7-inch vegetable cleaver, 6-inch serrated utility knife,


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in northern Sumatra, or El Angel, farmed on the slopes of the Santa Ana volcano in El Salvador. Any true coffee aficionado will love the gesture and the beans. duckrabbitcoffee.com

The Deck by Cleveland Independents When you deal your friends into this game, they’ll be treated to a full year of savings at the restaurants of their choosing. Unlike a traditional gift card, which is good only at the place it was purchased, the Deck features deals good at any of 49 independent Northeast Ohio restaurants. Pick a card — any card — and you’ll get to shave $10 off any food purchase of $30 or more. The deck is stacked with all of your favorite places, new and classic, including 811 Kitchen, Bac Asian American Bistro, Corky & Lenny’s, Gamekeeper’s Taverne, Flying Fig, Tremont Taphouse, Umami, Jammy Buggars, Marotta’s, Luxe Kitchen, Sarita, Pier W, Paladar Latin Kitchen, Luna Bakery and many more. The cards don’t just save you or the recipient money, they serve as a helpful resource when trying to pick a destination. clevelandindependents.com

Jobu Figurine Created by two huge fans of the Cleveland Indians’ classic film Major League, replica Jobu figurines (3D-scanned from the film’s original) are now on sale at bobblehead emporium/sports memorabilia superstore, clarktoys.com. The figurines sell for $34.99 and make for a terrific locally flavored cubicle or mantle decoration. Originally sold exclusively at jobulifestyle.com, the replica figurines are now part of a Major League product line that includes Jobu Rum and Jobu (and Wild Thing) ugly Christmas sweaters. The sweaters are a hefty $64.99, but are guaranteed to win any ugly sweater office competition next year. If you want to give an Indians-themed gift but want to get more creative than the team shop, stop right here. clarktoys.com

Duck-Rabbit Coffee Named after the age-old optical illusion that asks viewers what they see, a rabbit or a duck, this smallscale roastery has some very big ideas about coffee. Located in the same Duck Island warehouse as Forest City Brewing, Duck-Rabbit Coffee is one of Cleveland’s newest

entries into the quickly developing third-wave coffee scene. The owner directly sources his beans from farmers in Sumatra, Rwanda, Burundi, Ethiopia and Colombia, paying above Fair Trade minimums. Pick up some earthy, rustic and sweet Lintong coffee, which comes from the south side of Lake Toba

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Ash Bowl by Billy Ritter When the food stylists and photographers at BurkleHagen want to set an impressive table, they reach for one-of-a-kind tableware from local ceramicist Billy Ritter. Each piece of ceramic tableware is made by hand, one at a time. Many are

fired in a wood-fueled kiln, which gives the pieces a striking surface with light ash-dusted glazing. Ritter uses only food-safe, non-toxic glazes, and despite their museum-quality beauty, the pieces are microwave and dishwasher safe. “One of the reasons I honestly make tableware is that I love the sense of belonging and meaningful functionality that comes along with that,” Ritter explains. “The thought of people sharing their very important and personal gatherings on my handmade tablewares, it warms my heart in a way that I can’t explain. When I think of that feeling I want it to last forever, and more importantly, I want to share it with you all.” billyritter77.com/new-index/

City Club Membership Each year, the City Club brings an impressive roster of speakers to Cleveland — people like President Barack Obama, Federal Reserve chairwoman Janet Yellen, Sen. Cory Booker, writer Ta-Nahisi Coates and leaders from around the country doing noteworthy work. As the “citadel of free speech,” the City Club is all about fostering civil discourse in our society — something we could all use more of after this recent election season. A standard Civic Participant membership costs $200 for the year, and comes with two complimentary tickets, discounted


tickets to all other events, invitations to special events, and more — including a dope pin and history book. cityclub.org

A Cleveland Race Anthology Speaking of the City Club and dope books, why not buy your friend or family member A Race Anthology, lately published to further the national conversation around race. Edited by Cleveland’s own R.A. Washington and the City Club’s CEO Dan Moulthrop, the book gathers some of the region’s sharpest voices to “help define this moment and light the way forward.” The collection is a collaboration between the City Club and GTK Press, and is available for purchase, through the Guide to Kulchar website, for $22. guidetokulchur.com Loganberry Book of the Month Club Loganberry routinely wins “Best Bookstore” honors in Scene’s annual Best of Cleveland awards, and the mesmerizing scope of its collection is only one piece of the puzzle. Another is its programming. Beyond a book club and regular events at its Larchmere location, Loganberry

offers a Book of the Month club, a perfect gift idea for the bookworm in your life. All you need to do is fill out a form with the recipient’s age and reading tastes, and every month the staff at Loganberry will send them a new book. A curated reading list for $12, $24, or $36 per month! (The pricey tier includes special and out-of-print editions and hard-to-find titles.) It sure beats Netflix. 13015 Larchmere Blvd., loganberrybooks.com

Leather Passport Book In 2013, Jordan Lee quit his day job to focus full-time on his side business making quality handcrafted goods. He appears regularly at the Cleveland Flea, selling his leather products — wallets, key chains, notebook cases, etc. — all of which can be additionally purchased online at wrightandrede.com. For the world traveler in your life, a Wright & Rede passport case clocks in at $59 and begins life, like all Jordan’s products, as undyed vegetabletanned leather. It is then cut, shaped and dyed by hand. The passport case is equipped with a slot for a passport or small Scout notebook, and has an additional pocket for tickets

and cards. Travel in style with this puppy. wrightandrede.com

Indians Dog Jersey You’re still reeling from the rollercoaster of emotions we all experienced during the World Series. Wasn’t it an incredible ride, though? Think of all the memories: You probably watched the games with your dog by your side, encouraging him to keep growling at Aroldis Chapman’s sneer. Give your pal some new threads this Christmas with CLEpets’ adorable Indians dog jersey. It’s officially licensed by the MLB, so your friend can rest assured that it’s the real deal. Spring training is right around the corner; you don’t want your pup to be unprepared! clepets.com Leather Tote You saw them on Cleveland Hustles. Now, be the hero of Christmas with these fine leather totes from Fount, based right here in Cleveland’s wonderful DetroitShoreway. A staple at the Cleveland Flea for years, Fount recently set up shop in a gorgeous Gordon Square storefront (shared with Old City Libations) that perfectly showcases

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The Gift of a Better Haircut If a loved one could use a little better treatment on the salad they call a hairdo, grab a gift certificate to Top of the Line barbershop on Pearl Road and send them to Jose Vazquez. He specializes in unique haircuts but can take care of any style. The upscale grooming experience is light years better than whatever you’d find at Best Cuts or wherever your pal is getting a $7 cut right now. 4191 Pearl Rd., 216-459-2887

the list. Once a stuffy accessory you’d more likely see on someone’s grandfather, the company’s bow ties come in a variety of sophisticated designs and styles that lend a little boost to your closet. If you’re not sure if your giftee will even know what to do with a bow tie, fret not: Their website includes a tutorial for the newbies. 530 Euclid Ave., Suite 18, 216-409-0358, thewhatknot.com

Adult Coloring Book Get distracted — on purpose — with the adult coloring books and packs from Free Period Press. Why, you say? Because sometimes a mental vacation is in order. There are several styles available, as well as loose coloring sheets in case you

wine and gold (we prefer the wine and gold for obvious reasons). In case you’re wondering what iLTHY stands for, it’s “I Love the Hype,” and a perfect way to welcome 2017 in our city. Ilthy.com

Crescent Watch If you’re willing to splurge on something unique, the steam punk-y, adventure-inspiring time pieces from Exquisite Corpse Boutique could be the gift you’re looking for this season. The Crescent Watch in particular is probably something you’ve never seen before and is sure to draw the eye of, and compliments from, your envious friends and neighbors. The Crescent Watch is the boutique’s

A Class at Praxis Fiber Workshop The Praxis Fiber Workshop was born after the Cleveland Institute of Art announced that it would be downsizing the fiber department. The equipment was shuffled over to Collinwood and the non-profit center opened, offering classes and workshops as well as gallery space and studio space for artists working in fiber. You can join them to learn a bit about how fiber art is produced and take something home for yourself. Take the painted and sewn tote bag class, for example. Learn immersion dyeing technique, hand paint fabric, cut and collage it and walk away with your own totebag. That class runs $225; schedules for that and other workshops are available on their website. 15301 Waterloo Rd., praxisfiberworkshop.com

The Gift of Better Lashes Formerly a hair salon in Lakewood for 16 years, Roman Ricci Professionals now focuses on lashes. Owner Litha Macon aims to make every person who walks through the door feel empowered and pampered. In a professional and private atmosphere, Roman Ricci provides something a little different for its clients. Grab a gift certificate and send a loved one their way. 11810 Madison Ave., Lakewood, 216-225-6695 A Little Something from Ake’demik Located next to Civilization coffee shop and Lincoln Park in Tremont, Ake’demik is the place to find some of the other gifts on this list and many more. Which is to say, the eclectic inventory ranges from socks to jewelry to watches to bags to bikes to grooming products to … well, you get the point. The lifestyle boutique has the kind of taste that you wish you had. Take a gander and we guarantee you’ll find something for almost everyone on your list. 2360 West 11th St., akedemiktremont.com WhatKnot Bow Tie The most subtle additions to an outfit can make a world of difference, which is why the WhatKnot Bow Tie Company makes

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Vintage Paper Art If your walls are looking a little bare, head over to the Etsy store for Paper Cutz Vintage Paper Art, a locally based company that specializes in quirky and eyecatching paper art. Shari Escott and Cathy Strauss, two moms, hunt for the perfect pieces from old magazines and books and turn them into one-of-a-kind works of art. There’s plenty of local flare, including works referencing the Guardians of Transportation, Ohio State and more, as well as works that have no local references at all but serve up fun treatments of dogs and flowers and, well, you get the point. papercutz.com

want to be a little more discreet during that staff meeting at work. The books and sheets are available online, or at Lovely Somethings in Akron, Fireside Bookshop in Chagrin Falls, Native Cleveland in Cleveland, Mac’s Backs in Cleveland Heights and at the Kent University Bookstore. Know a teacher or librarian? You can also sign them up online to receive free coloring pages for their class and groups. Freeperiodpress.com

Cleveland Against the World T-shirt We believe in ourselves when no one else does, and this is the perfect time to show it off. The Cleveland Against the World t-shirt is part of iLYTHY’s Essential Collection, and comes in black and white or

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very first timepiece creation and is only available in limited runs, so if you’ve got your eye on it, you may want to act quickly. theexcb.com

‘Baseball Jerks’ Print We might be biased, but that doesn’t mean we’re not right. Oliver Barrett is pumping out some of the best illustrations around. You might have seen his work on the cover of Scene, on ESPN, on Bandcamp, or any other number of places. Drop by his online store and support a great local artist. One of our favorites: his “Baseball Jerks” series, which includes Albert Belle and Julio Franco and Roberto Alomar and gives them, and others, a comicbook, monsteresque treatment. ohbarrett.com

Perfume Yeah, we know what you’re thinking: You can just go to the mall and snag a bottle of whatever it is that you remember your girlfriend or wife using before. That’s nice, and they’d like that. What they probably would love more is something a bit different and new. Stop by Indigo Perfumery in Lakewood — the only perfumery in Ohio, if you didn’t know — and shop their well-curated stock of dozens of brands. Sample and ask questions of the knowledgeable staff, and if you’re still left unsure what to get, simply get a gift certificate and let your significant other attend one of their mix-yourown scent workshops. Which is a whole lot cooler than a bottle of whatever from Macy’s. 12011 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, indigoperfumery.com


Christina Sadowski’s CLE-inspired Gifts Local photographer and co-founder of 78th Street Studios’ E11even 2 gallery, Christina Sadowski is turning her love for photographing Cleveland into a business. Available both on Etsy and at her gallery (which she co-owns with fellow artists Rich Cihlar and Billy Nainiger), Sadowski’s wares include a curved Cleveland skyline necklace ($25 each, available in white, black or mirrored gold, as well as now in new cherry and maple woods), metal skyline ornaments ($12 each or 2 for $20, available in red or blue), metal skyline business card holder ($12 each), City of Champions professional bottle opener ($20), LED plexiglass nightlights ($25 each), championship trophy keychains ($6 each or 2 for $10), Cleveland Against the World skull-and-bones keychains ($6 each or 2 for $10), Guardians of Transportation duvet covers ($175 and up) and much more. 1300 West 78th St., etsy.com/shop/ ChristinaSadowski/ Plush Monsters by C.M. Manfredi Local artist C.M. Manfredi creates some of the most unique plush toys in town. Created completely

by hand, each creature is made with polymer clay and high-end faux furs. Each is hand-stitched from unique, hand-cut patterns, without the use of molds or sewing machines. Each element is unique and one of a kind. This holiday season, you can meet the artist and see her work during several holiday markets: the 26th Cleveland Bazaar Winterfest at 5th Street Arcades (10 a.m. to 8 p.m., Saturday, Nov. 26), the Cleveland Bazaar at Lake Effect Studio (10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Dec. 3) and OddMall in Canton (10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Saturday, Dec. 10; and 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., Sunday, Dec. 11). Additionally, Manfredi’s creations are available 24/7 through her Etsy shop. etsy.com/shop/CMMEoW/

Faces of CLE by Laura Wimbels For the past two years, local photographer Laura Wimbels has been documenting Cleveland through portraits of its people. Through these faces, Wimbels showcases the character of our city. Her new book, Faces of Cleveland, collects these portraits, many of “famous” Clevelanders in their work or living spaces. Wimbels’ book includes about 120 portraits, but the project continues with Wimbels already planning a second volume.

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a soda. The two teams met again at 5 p.m. on Saturday at the Q. The first 1,000 kids who attend the game will receive a free day pass to Castaway Bay and are eligible for a $6 Kids Meal that includes a hot dog, chips and a soda. There will also be a postgame skate. (Niesel) 1 Center Court, 216-420-2000, theqarena.com.

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The Cleveland Comedy Festival Now in its ninth year, the Cleveland Comedy Festival returns to Playhouse Square tonight with comedy performances and contests and free comedy happy hours. Festival highlights include a Cleveland All-Stars featuring local favorites Jeff Blanchard, Juanda Mayfield, Dave Arena and Bill Squire; a performance by local hero Mike Polk Jr.; The Madness of Tyler Whidden, a collection of short plays from Cleveland-born playwright and comedian Tyler Whidden written during his three years as a writer and performer for MidnightMadness; the Class Clown Graduation, during which 48 country-wide contestants will vie for the top $2,000 prize; and a sneak preview of the comics of tomorrow as kids ages 10 to 17 “graduate” from a four-week standup comedy class and give a live performance. Check the website for more details. (Jeff Niesel) clevelandcomedyfestival.com. SPOKEN WORD

Cleveland Stories Dinner Parties Earlier this year, Music Box Supper Club launched Cleveland Stories Dinner Party, a weekly series that pairs fine food with storytelling. The series aims to help raise awareness of the mission of the Western Reserve Historical Society’s new Cleveland History Center. The club’s owners consider the Cleveland History Center to be “one of the most interesting museums in Cleveland” and “an unknown gem that Clevelanders should know more about and support.” The goal of the Cleveland Stories Dinner Party is to “bring to life some of the fun, interesting stories about Cleveland’s past — from sports, to rock ’n’ roll, to Millionaires’ Row.” Each week features a guest speaker and a custom prix fixe menu — a full three-course meal for only $20. The popular series resumes tonight at 7:30 with Funky Winkerbean creator Tom Batiuk, an Akron native and Kent State University grad. Admission is free. (Niesel) 1148 Main Ave., 216-242-1250, musicboxcle.com. FILM

Murder on the Orient Express This month and next, the Cleveland

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Will Power If you’re skeptical about a comedy hypnotist show, Will Power will change your mind forever. Whether he does it with mind tricks is for you to find out. His hypnotist act shows just how powerful suggestion can be on the human mind. This show is adults only, as Power’s act isn’t family friendly. Rated somewhere between R and X, Power’s performance will have you laughing with his naughty fun. Don’t think you can go to a hypnotist show and not participate, as Power will undoubtedly find a way to rope you into the show. He performs tonight at 7:30 at the Improv. Tickets are $12. (Martin Harp) 1148 Main Ave., 216-696-IMPROV, clevelandimprov.com.

Museum of Art pays tribute to the late, great writer-director Sidney Lumet by showing many of his films. At 6:45 p.m. today, it shows 1974’s Murder on the Orient Express, Agatha Christie’s mystery involving an American businessman found stabbed to death on a train. Tickets cost $11, or $9 for CMA members, seniors and students. (Niesel) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org.

an environmental disaster, we’d never get our money back if we had leased the place. He also talks about issues relating to sex, obesity and racism, and his standup gigs are nothing short of hilarious. The fast-talking Anderson performs tonight at 8 at Hilarities and has shows scheduled through Saturday. Tickets are $23 to $28. (Niesel) 2035 East Fourth St., 216-241-7425, pickwickandfrolic.com.

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Think & Drink with the Extinct Billed as “one of the brainiest happy hours in Cleveland,” Think & Drink with the Extinct, at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History, represents more than just an opportunity to get wasted. Rather, patrons actually learn something as the museum’s staff members give interactive demonstrations and talk about topics such as the winter solstice and entomology. Various local breweries will provide the libations each week. The event takes place from 5 to 9 p.m. Tickets are $8 but museum members and Case students get in for free. (Niesel) 1 Wade Oval Dr., 216-231-4600, cmnh.org.

Duruflé Requiem According to its composer, the luxuriant melodies of the Duruflé Requiem are “based exclusively on themes from the Gregorian funeral mass.” Additionally, Schubert’s “Tragic” Symphony (No. 4) features lyrical melodies and pastoral dance rhythms. Tonight at 7:30 at Severance Hall, the Cleveland Orchestra will play both pieces. Matthew Halls conducts. Tickets start at $29, and the program repeats at 8 p.m. on Saturday and at 3 p.m. on Sunday. (Niesel) 11001 Euclid Ave., 216-231-1111, clevelandorchestra.com.

The Third Annual International Exhibition Each year, Harris Stanton Gallery presents new acquisitions from gallery owner Meg Harris’ trips to Europe. This year’s exhibition, at the gallery’s Cleveland location, includes new acquisitions from Paris, Barcelona, Germany and Italy. The Third Annual International Exhibition includes featured artist Miguel Olivares (Barcelona), as well as Aldo Bertolini, Pierre Boncompain, Charles Dwyer, Kurt Mair, Lynn Shaler and Mikio Watanabe. The exhibition opens with a reception from 6 to 8:30 tonight. Midway through the evening, Meg Harris will discuss the artists and their work, as well as her recent travels in Europe to acquire these works. The Third Annual International Exhibition remains on view through Dec. 17. Admission is free. (Josh Usmani) 1370 West Ninth St., 216-471-8882, harrisstantongallery.com.

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Wil Anderson Australian comic Wil Anderson has no problem letting you know what he thinks about the world and how screwed up things really are. He likes to go on about how the planet is such

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Monsters vs. Milwaukee Admirals The Cavs NBA title undoubtedly overshadowed the Cleveland Monsters’ Calder Cup win, but the AHL team won the hearts of local hockey fans with its lengthy playoff run that culminated in a championship. Tonight at 7, the team battles the Milwaukee Admirals. It’s college ID night so students with a valid ID can purchase tickets for only $6 and can receive a $6 College Meal Deal that includes a hot dog, chips and

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celebrate the cultural legacy of the Cuyahoga Valley with a series of folk and roots rock concerts at Happy Days Lodge in Peninsula. Tonight’s concert features the Cajun, zydeco and swamp act the Revelers. Single concert admission is $20 for adults, $15 for conservancy members and $5 for children ages 3 to 12. Doors open

film about him, Robert Shaw: Man of Many Voices, chronicles his talent and includes interviews with classical music icons such as Yo-Yo Ma. The movie makes its Ohio premiere tonight at 8 at the Cleveland Museum of Art. Producer Kiki Wilson will be on hand to answer questions after the screening. Tickets are $10, $8 for

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Cavaliers vs. Detroit Pistons Despite last year’s return to the playoffs, “Detroit basketball” hasn’t yet returned to the level it was played in the early 2000s, when the team dominated the Eastern Conference. Last year, the two teams met in the playoffs and the Cavs rattled the Pistons to the point that reserve Stanley Johnson ripped LeBron and the Cavs’ bench. Expect tonight’s game, which tips off at 7:30 at the Q, to be a fierce battle between the two teams. Tickets start at $26. (Niesel) 1 Center Court, 216-420-2000, theqarena.com. COMEDY

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Brian Regan Veteran comic Brian Regan originally set out to become an accountant. But when that didn’t work out, he shifted to comedy. Years later, comedians around the country hail his impeccable delivery and ability to inflect just enough physicality into his routines. Regan, who refrains from using profanity, relies on observational humor to entertain patrons. His bit on the PopTart is a classic, as he makes fun of the complex instructions provided for the preparation of a simple snack. He performs tonight at 8 at the State Theatre. Tickets are $42.50 to $52.50. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org.

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Robert Shaw: Man of Many Voices For many years, the late Robert Shaw served as the Cleveland Orchestra’s choral conductor under the legendary George Szell. A new documentary

This special exhibit at the Rock Hall looks at some of the most important debates in our country through the lens of rock music, such as civil rights, LGBT issues, war & peace, censorship and more. Featuring exclusive video interviews with Bono, David Byrne, Dee Snider, Tom Morello, Lars Ulrich and more.

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as well as by such eclectic sources as Ren & Stimpy, Hairy Who? and the Chicago Imagists, and Mexican woodcarving. In her most recent work, Solomon creates small, threedimensional sculptures using a laser cutter on wood and plastic, and vacuum forming them to create textural wall pieces that combine elements of illustration and abstraction. Her exhibit, Stamina, opens with a reception from 6 to 10 tonight. The works will remain on view through Dec. 11. Admission is free. (Usmani) 3910 Lorain Ave., 216-309-1090, canopy-collective.com.

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Stamina For its latest exhibition, Canopy Collective hosts Pittsburgh-based artist Lizzee Solomon’s first exhibition in Cleveland. Solomon’s work is inspired by comics and illustration,

Jim Tews A former Clevelander, comedian and writer Jim Tews, the man behind The New York Times bestseller Felines of New York, is a rising star in the comedy world. He made his standup television debut on Last Comic Standing and has been featured in an episode of Louie. He was one of 2011’s “New Faces” at Just For Laughs Montreal and has performed at the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival as well as at the SF Sketchiest. Tews also recently created, co-wrote and starred in The Undone Sweaters web series about “a sociophobic Weezer cover band.” Funny or Die and Nerdist.com posted the series. As if that weren’t enough for the comic’s resume, Tews also created the HBO Labs’ web series The Opener and recently directed Make Fun, a feature length documentary about Cleveland’s independent comedy scene. Tews performs tonight at 8 at CODA in Tremont, where he’ll record the show for a live comedy album. Local comics will round out the bill. Tickets are $10 in advance and $15 at the door. (Niesel) 2247 Professor Ave., 216-274-1200, coda.danteboccuzzi.com.

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20th Anniversary Founder’s Exhibition As part of the Artists Archives of the Western Reserve’s 20th Anniversary Founder’s Exhibition, the organization is premiering its new Oral Histories Documentary Film Project. The project consists of 11 short documentaries (approximately 4 minutes each) profiling 11 Archived Artists, including three of the founders. These films were created by Akron independent filmmaker Ted Sikora and noted Cleveland photographer Charles Mintz. These


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SANTA BAR BLAST Cleveland SCENE's most spirited pub crawl, Santa Bar Blast, returns to Downtown Willoughby’s Friday, December 2. Join us as we eat, drink and merrily make our way through Downtown Willoughby bars including Willoughby Brewing Company, The Morehouse Willoughby, The 1899 Pub, Frank and Tony’s Place, Mullarkey’s Irish Pub, Ballantine, The Wild Goose and Nickleby’s Roundbar. Part of the weekend-long Miracle on Erie Street Celebration and benefiting The Downtown Willoughby Association and Willoughby-Eastlake Schools Food Pantry. Friday, December 2, 2016 | Downtown Willoughby scenesantabarblast.com

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FLAVOR FLAVOR celebrates the local culinary scene by bringing together leading Cleveland restaurants. Select beer, wine and cocktails add to the VIP-style soiree that is, FLAVOR. Food and drink lovers enjoy the top, most highly regarded restaurants and bars in Cleveland. Back by popular demand, the “Culinary Showdown” returns to FLAVOR this year. Top chefs from Cleveland will create a unique, mouth-watering dish. Each chef will have 30 minutes to stir up a winning quick-fire dish to impress our judges! Thursday, December 15, 2016 Lago Custom Events at Aloft Cleveland Downtown sceneflavor.com

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UNITED WE BRUNCH There’s no better way to chase away a hangover than brunch with friends. And SCENE is once again bringing together the best restaurants in town with one mission: unite to cure Cleveland’s hangover. Brunch tastings, Bloody Mary’s, mimosas, beer, wine and champagne all in the historic, newly-renovated Galleria & Tower. It’s the ultimate cure for a Friday night party — and a great start to another night on the town! Saturday, January 21, 2017 | Galleria & Tower at Erieview scenebrunch.com

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shorts profile each artist through their personal creative process, aesthetic choices, exhibition history, education and relationships with other notable area artists. The films screen from 1 to 3 p.m. today. Admission is free. (Usmani) 1834 East 123rd St., 216-721-9020, artistsarchives.org. SHOPPING

BAYarts Holiday Shop Open House Start your holiday shopping early, skip the Black Friday madness and — most importantly — shop local with BAYarts’ Holiday Shop Open House and Deck the Walls gallery exhibition. The open house features gifts and original works of art by over 100 artists, displayed throughout BAYarts’ campus. The first floor of Huntington House features unique, handmade gifts. The Fuller House hosts Deck the Walls, featuring a diverse array of artwork by well-known local artists. Meanwhile, BAYarts’ Ceramic Studio hosts an Orphan Pot Sale, offering great deals on handmade ceramics. Hours are 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. today and tomorrow. The Holiday Shop and Deck the Walls exhibition remain open through December. Admission is free. (Usmani) 28795 Lake Rd., Bay Village, 440-871-6543, bayarts.net. FILM

The Blood of Jesus The film and video distribution company Kino Lorber has worked for years on a DVD boxset of early, regionally made African-American films. The boxset has finally arrived, and this month the Cleveland Institute of Art Cinematheque will screen DCP versions of some of the best titles. At 5 p.m. today, you can catch one of the most successful “race” films of all time, The Blood of Jesus. Set in a rural village, the film focuses on an angel of god and an agent of satan as they fight over a woman’s soul. It’s preceded by Hell-Bound Train, a 1930 silent (with music track) by James and Eloyce Gist, husband and wife evangelicals who used the movie to supplement their sermons. Tickets are $10, or $7 for Cinematheque members and students. (Niesel) 11610 Euclid Ave., 216-421-7450, cia.edu. FUNDRAISER

Celebrity Bartending Event The Rec2Connect Foundation aims

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to “enhance and enrich the lives of individuals with special needs in recreation, leisure and sport.” To support the noble cause, a slew of local celebs, including former Tribe hurler Jensen Lewis, former Browns wide receiver Josh Cribbs, writer and podcast host Zac Jackson and TV reporter Alyssa Raymond will be on hand for tonight’s Celebrity Bartending event that takes place from 6 to 9 p.m. at the Barley House. Tickets are $35 on Eventbrite; the price of admission includes well drinks, wine, beer and appetizers. (Niesel) 1261 West Sixth St., 216-623-1700, barleyhousecleveland.com. FUNDRAISER

Graffiti & Grapes Scholarship Benefit Each year, local non-profit Graffiti HeArt awards scholarships to local high school students for the Cleveland Institute of Art’s pre-college program. Support the organization and its scholarship fund by attending Graffiti & Grapes scholarship benefit at the CLE Urban Winery from 6 to 11 p.m. today. The event includes an art auction, live art, a raffle, food, wine and more. Participating artists include Rich Cihlar, Bob Peck and the Rust Monster Collective; artwork featured in the auction is by Serg Andujar, Christina Sadowski, Rick Sans, Garrett Weider and others. Additional auction items include a two-night stay in the Graffiti Suite of the new Hilton Cleveland. Tickets are available through Eventbrite for $30 and include a glass of wine, appetizers and live music from Alexis Antes and DJ Lee Majors. Ticket proceeds and additional donations are tax deductible. (Usmani) 2180 Lee Rd., Cleveland Heights, 216-417-8313, graffitiheart.org. FILM

Warren Miller’s Here, There & Everywhere Movie with Skifest For as long as we can remember, director Warren Miller has kicked off ski season with a movie featuring daredevil stunts by some of extreme skiiing’s top talent. Tonight at 8, the Akron Civic Theatre will screen his company’s latest flick, Here, There & Everywhere. A vendor-driven pre-film event takes place at 6:30, preceding the movie screening. Ticekts are $15. (Niesel) 182 South Main St., Akron, 330-253-2488, akroncivic.com. ART

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GET OUT of Art celebrates pastels made from the second half of the 19th century through the early 20th century. During this period, works on paper were increasingly valued, collected and exhibited. As the exhibition reflects, the period was marked by richly diverse creativity and experimentation in the use of these materials. Pure Color includes work by impressionists like Edgar Degas and Mary Cassatt, post-impressionists Odilon Redon and Claude-Emile Schuffenecker and modernists such as Otto Freundlich and Gino Severini. The exhibition opens today in the Prints and Drawings Galleries, and remains on view through March 19, 2017. Admission is free. (Usmani) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org.

takes place at 2 p.m. at the Hanna Theatre. Tickets are $15 to $60. (Niesel) 2067 East 14th St., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org. SPORTS

Browns vs. Pittsburgh Steelers There was a time when the Browns and Steelers had a fierce rivalry. The fact that the Browns have fared so poorly against the Steelers (and pretty much every team in the NFL) has taken some of the fun out of seeing the two teams go head-to-head. Still, the proximity of the two cities ensures that the rivalry will never die — even if one team is perennially in contention for the playoffs and the other is not. Today’s game takes place at 1 p.m. at FirstEnergy Stadium. Tickets are $42. (Niesel) 100 Alfred Lerner Way, 440-891-5000, clevelandbrowns.com. FILM

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Winter Wine & Ale Fest Downtown Cleveland Alliance’s annual holiday tasting event, the Winter Wine & Ale Fest features libations from more than 30 local craft breweries and wineries and bites from some of downtown’s best restaurants. The event takes place tonight from 7 to 10 at the State Theatre. Tasting tickets include 20 tastings of winter wine and ale, food samples and a commemorative tasting glass. Tickets are $45 to $55. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org.

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Almost Like Being in Love: The Songs of Lerner & Loewe Often considered the last of the great Romantics, lyricist Alan Jay Lerner and composer Frederick Loewe wrote four of the most renowned musicals of all time: My Fair Lady, Camelot, Brigadoon and Gigi. They wrote for stars such as Rex Harrison, Julie Andrews, Richard Burton and Leslie Caron. The Musical Theater Project’s Almost Like Being in Love: The Songs of Learner & Loewe pays tribute to the two writers. Tonight’s show features songs from all four musicals, including “If Ever I Would Leave You,” “I’ve Grown Accustomed to Her Face,” “Gigi” and “Almost Like Being in Love.” Often called “docuconcerts” or live documentaries, TMTP’s concerts combine live performance with dozens of rare still images and video clips. The event

The Dying of the Light You don’t have to be a movie geek to know that the film industry has undergone drastic changes in the past 100 years. Hard drives have replaced film reels and the technology has altered significantly over that time. The documentary film The Dying of the Light chronicles these changes. It screens at 1:30 p.m. today at the Cleveland Museum of Art. Local projectionist Bill Taggart will answer questions after the screening. Tickets are $9, or $7 for CMA members, students and seniors. (Niesel) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org. MUSIC

The Singing Angels’ Holiday Spectacular Members of the local performance troupe Singing Angels encompass numerous races, creeds and economic backgrounds. At tonight’s Holiday Spectacular concert, you can hear three choruses with over 200 total singers performing holiday favorites. The concert takes place at 2 p.m. at the State Theatre. Tickets are $17 to $42. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org.

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GET OUT in the restaurant industry to indulge. The menu features items such as Chicken and Donuts, a dish that features three pieces of fried chicken along with two “Old Hushers” doughnuts. Other staples include the Everything Pretzel and the Creamy Egg Sandwich. A live DJ from WCSB will be on hand to spin cool tunes too. It runs from noon to 4. (Niesel) 13200 Madison Ave., Lakewood, 216-521-3280, mahalls20lanes.com. NIGHTLIFE

Trivia Pursuits Do you have tons of obscure music knowledge? Are you a student of fast food menus and their nuanced histories? What say you about the geographic evolution of Scotch whisky? Tonight’s your chance to wow your friends, make yourself instantly more desirable to someone you’re newly dating, and hang with Cleveland’s headiest hipsters and hot dog lovers. It’s the Happy Dog Monday Night Trivia. Starting at 8 p.m., expect themed rounds — it’s a crapshoot — and general knowledge questions that seem considerably trickier than some of the other live trivia locales in town. Obviously, have a hot dog and a craft brew while you’re at it. And arrive early. The tables fill up quickly. (Sam Allard) 5801 Detroit Ave., 216-651-9474, happydogcleveland.com. FOOD

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Wing Ding Doodle Blues icon Howlin’ Wolf famously covered “Wang Dang Doodle,” the old blues tune penned by Willie Dixon. Prosperity Social Club in Tremont has adopted that slogan, calling its wing night Wing Ding Doodle. The weekly event features specials on Buffalo wings and cold brews. Prosperity will not only serve up substantial, $1 whole wings, but it’ll also offering meatless Monday “wing” baskets for vegans. Discounted drafts and a playlist of vintage-electric blues and soulful R&B curated by local musician Clint Holley will be on tap as well. Wing Ding Doodle takes place every Monday from 6 p.m. to midnight. (Niesel) 1109 Starkweather Ave., 216-9371938, prosperitysocialclub.com.

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Life, the Universe & Hot Dogs A regular series at the Happy Dog,

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Life, the Universe and Hotdogs provides local educators and lecturers with the opportunity to leave their ivory towers and mingle with the masses at the Detroit Shoreway club and restaurant known for hosting underground rock bands and serving up hot dogs with a wide selection of toppings. Tonight, Marsh Mathur discusses the various ways you can tie a tie. Admission is free and the event starts at 7:30. (Niesel) 5801 Detroit Ave., 216-651-9474, happydogcleveland.com. MUSIC

Vinyl Night While sales of CDs continue to decline, vinyl has seen a resurgence. In fact, the recent Jack White album became the fastest-selling vinyl album since Nielsen Soundscan began compiling vinyl sales figures in 1991. Jukebox owner Alex Budin has described his 1,350-square-foot music-focused bar in the Hingetown ’hood as “a place where people can expect to hear and learn about music of multiple genres, all of which is concentrated in a constantly evolving jukebox.” In keeping with that spirit and recognizing the burgeoning popularity of vinyl, the club hosts a vinyl night every Tuesday that serves as a listening party for new releases. The place has partnered with Loop in Tremont so that patrons can hear a new album on vinyl. You can bring your own vinyl and spin it too. We love the concept. It all starts at 7 p.m. (Niesel) 1404 West 29th St., 216-206-7699, jukeboxcle.com. FILM

We Are X The prog band X Japan has sold over 30 million singles and albums combined and attracted admirers such as Sir George Martin, KISS, Stan Lee and even the Japanese emperor. The band’s visual approach is truly unique. Directed by acclaimed documentarian Stephen Kijak (Stones in Exile, Scott Walker: 30 Century Man), We Are X chronicles the band’s history for the past 30 years and culminates with preparations for a reunion concert at New York’s Madison Square Garden. The movie screens at 7:30 tonight as part of the Fall Documentary Series at the Capitol. Regular admission rates apply. (Niesel) 1390 West 65th St., 216-651-7295, clevelandcinemas.com.

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ART BIOLOGICAL IMPERATIVE Arabella Proffer blends science with art in new exhibition at Hedge Gallery By Josh Usmani FOR MORE THAN A DECADE, Cleveland-based painter Arabella Proffer has been known for her stunning and surreal figurative painting. However, her new exhibition at Hedge Gallery, at the 78th Street Studios, marks the first time that her new direction

hybrids. The inspiration comes from her personal experience: Proffer was diagnosed with a rare cancer in 2010, and more recently has battled a recurring illness while continuing to paint. “This work came about while I had developed cancer and didn’t

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of abstract, biomorphic imagery has been collected in one solo show. This ongoing series brings together Proffer’s interests in disease, microbiology, botany, monsters, space and the evolution of cells to explore themes of medicine, DNA, organisms and

know it, back in 2010,” Proffer says. “The reception to it was amazing, with pieces in group shows around the country here and there, so I kept on with it, finally coming to terms with using something other than people to convey human emotion and taking a

break from always doing figurative work. [The pieces] come from a place of abstraction with very little planning, so I just let the paint do

ART TRIPPIN’ EACH YEAR, STUDENTS AT THE CLEVELAND Institute of Art take an extracurricular spring break trip to New York City. The annual trip has been a tradition for students at CIA for more than a decade. The visit expands the students’ perspective on contemporary art far beyond their classrooms. To help fund the trip, students and faculty organize an art sale to help students afford this exciting and important experience. This Friday, Cleveland Heights’ ArtSpot at WineSpot hosts the 100 Show, an annual one-night-only, cashand-carry art sale to help subsidize CIA’s NYC trip. The ArtSpot also showcases student work from the CIA at regular intervals year-round. For the community, the 100 Show is an opportunity to support these student artists and acquire affordable, original local artwork in the process. 100 SHOW 2271 Lee Rd., Cleveland Heights, cia.edu

The NYC pilgrimage offers CIA students an unparalleled experience and exposure to many of the artists they’ve studied in their classes. For many students, this is their first exposure to the New York art scene during a particularly busy time of the year. Past trips have included stops at the Armory show, Whitney Biennial, MoMA, the Metropolitan Museum, the New Museum, as well as CIA alumni’s studios and the galleries throughout the city. Additionally, the trips

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usually start with a CIA alumni party, offering students an extra opportunity to network and gain crucial firsthand insight from artists, designers and industry professionals who were once in their position. “On the trip, students visit museums, Chelsea and Lower East Side galleries, artists’ studios, and spend time at the Armory show,” says Michael Meier, lecturer in painting, drawing and foundations at CIA, as well as director of the ArtSpot student gallery. Together with the painting department at CIA, Meier helps organize the 100 Show. “We also often meet with curators and art professionals who talk about their time and experience in New York as well as give tours and talks about exhibitions and projects they are involved with. In 2014, we were given a tour and curatorial walkthrough by Michelle Grabner when she curated the fourth floor of the Whitney Biennial. This offers students a level of insight into the market, curatorial and studio practice, and professional, artistic and creative living that surrounds the visual arts in a cultural center like New York.” All works are priced at $100, and donated by CIA’s students, faculty, alumni and friends. Half of the proceeds help offset the costs and the other half goes directly to the artist. “We believe that artists should be compensated for their time and effort, especially in Cleveland,” Meier says. The 100 Show takes place from 7 to 10 p.m. this Friday. Guests are encouraged to arrive early for the best selection; sales are on a first-come, first-served basis. However, any unsold work will remain on view and for sale through Nov. 25.

the work for me rather than trying to drive it a certain way. It’s been very interesting hearing other people’s interpretations, since they aren’t as literal as my previous work.” Thanks to a grant from the Ohio Arts Council, Proffer was able to pursue this new direction, creating paintings that interpreted a visual representation of her illness and the interior of her body on a microscopic level. “This was the second time I’ve worked on a solo show while recovering from surgery and being sick without knowing it; sometimes they are kind of like creatures or organisms reflected back at me of what’s going on with my own physiology,” Proffer says. “People always say they are amazed I can create a solo show while going through the things I have, but if I didn’t paint I’d be a typical invalid wallowing in my own misery and pity; that’s not how I operate. I was so grateful to finally make this a cohesive show, thanks to the Ohio Arts Council. My artist friends all think this is going to be my true work, and I hope it’s a good introduction.” Biomorphic Garden Party opens this Friday in Hedge’s annex gallery during Third Friday at the 78th Street Studios. Hours are 5 to 9 p.m.

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STAGE UPHILL STRUGGLE Anchored by great acting, Annapurna lacks something more at None Too Fragile Theater By Christine Howey IS CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN, even one as daunting as the one mentioned in the title of this show, a good metaphor for a relationship between a man and a woman? Well, it’s difficult to make such an ascent, so you need commitment, trust and passion for the towering task at hand. That is the image playwright Sharr White is working on in his two-person one-act, Annapurna, now at None Too Fragile Theater. And while the metaphor creaks pretty badly over the 100 minutes of this play, the actors do everything in their power to keep the script from tumbling down the craggy face of its own conceit. Speaking of craggy, Ulysses is a middle-aged guy living in a squalid trailer somewhere in Colorado, waiting to die. We learn he was a former professor of poetry, known for his own books of verse, but his life went down the tubes when his wife, Emma, walked out on him with their young son. And now, Emma has shown up on his doorstep, 20 years later with suitcase in hand, looking for some sort of reconciliation. It all begins with some bracing absurdity, as Ulysses stands there, literally butt-naked with an apron covering his tender bits as he cooks up some sausage (oddly not accompanied by sound effects of sizzling meat, which would make the scene more deliciously uncomfortable). Utilizing quick blackouts to indicate the passage of a few seconds or minutes, this first section of the play augurs well for what’s to come. Unfortunately, White falls into the old playwriting trap of having characters talk about the past instead of fully occupying the present. So the remainder of the play involves Emma trying to bring some organization to Uly’s trailer while they rehash what happened way back then. Sure, White populates that past with plenty of details. About Emma’s abusive second husband Peter’s inability to get tenure as an English professor at a community college. About the string of Kleen King dry cleaning stores

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she and Peter ran as an on-the-side enterprise. About the friend from college who’s now writing (under a pseudonym) romance novels “with shirtless Indians on the cover.” But these anecdotes, full of scholarly pretension and some snobbery, feel like beads being threaded on a string that has no meaningful connection to what’s happening now. Occasionally the play dips into some meaningful stuff, as when Emma admits that Ulysses was

always the “real thing,” and that he made it possible for her to forget about herself. “It was like we were in a cult of two,” she reminisces. Are we supposed to assume that’s a good thing? Or is she just the kind of woman who transitions from one abusive relationship to another, trying to work out some inner demons? The playwright doesn’t give us enough information to make that judgment, and then Emma reveals that their now grown son

is on his way to visit his estranged dad. But since this is a two-person play, the audience can easily cop to the conclusion that he’ll never show up. The dialogue is all well written but still a bit of a hard slog, made deceivingly palatable by two fine actors. As Ulysses, the usually elegant Jeffery Grover looks like five miles of bad road, playing this booze-addled guy who has multiple medical challenges and wears an oxygen tube attached to his nostrils. Grover effectively portrays a college prof gone to seed, and he deftly lands most of the funny lines in the play. He is paired with the talented Derdriu Ring as Emma, and Ring does what she can with a part that feels like it’s been written off-center from the start. We are never given a credible idea about what has drawn her to this isolated trailer and this, um, rather offensive man. To stop the son? To settle accounts with her ex-husband? To do some housekeeping? The challenge for both actors is that, apart from talking endlessly about the past, there is nothing clearly at stake for the two. The play’s structure — an arguing couple (one of whom is a professor) and an unseen child — creates an echo of a vastly better play: Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? But while Edward Albee found a way to have his contestants fight volubly and compellingly in the moment, while referencing the past, White resigns his characters to mostly blabbing about the past. And when the present does intrude, it’s not in a particularly interesting way. (Uly has rotten meat in his mini-fridge, it smells bad, ecch.) If the message is that love is a messy affair, and a big challenge, consider it received. But despite two fine performances and apart from the promising opening, this production as directed by Sean Derry lacks the necessary sizzle, sausage-wise and otherwise.

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MOVIES THE CERTAIN AGE OF AQUARIUS … if you’re in the mood for a low-key Brazilian drama By Sam Allard THE EASIEST THING TO SAY about Aquarius, the Brazilian drama that appeared at Cannes this year to rave reviews and opens Friday exclusively at the Cedar Lee, is that it’s a movie for the Cedar Lee crowd. We say that a lot here, but given the November bumper crop of Oscar-caliber films (looking at you, Arrival), and the Friday release of Fantastic Beasts, it’s doubtful that this long, intimate story about a woman in her 60s refusing to leave the apartment she’s occupied for decades will generate widespread interest in the Cleveland market, even among cinephiles who might be enticed by reports of the film’s “marvelous portraiture.” For our money, Aquarius doesn’t quite transcend its lead performance. Which, make no mistake, is excellent. Sonia Braga (who some readers might recognize as Soledad from the Netflix original series Luke Cage) plays Clara, an imperious matriarch who survived breast cancer in 1980 and now lives an unhurried life on the beach of Recife, Brazil. Her apartment, bursting with books and records and photos and wine, is an anthology of her life’s experience, a life of trail-blazing as a female journalist and music writer. But her apartment is under siege. A construction company and its sleek project manager have already acquired the neighboring properties and convinced the other residents

to move. Clara is the last remaining occupant of the Aquarius complex and vows to abandon her cherished home only upon her death. Clara’s relationships — with her three children, her friends, her housekeeper — are thereafter colored and sometimes embittered by her stubbornness. Most everyone wants her to move on, to accept the company’s generous offer. And the company (less the generic Evil Corporation and more the specific assholes within) pressures her by increasingly bizarre means: personal appeals to friends and relatives, legal maneuvers, orgies in the unit directly above, shit on the stairs, rowdy church services in the corridors. But Clara is resilient in her opposition. She refuses to be bullied. Braga, in the lead role, is a powerful force onscreen. In one tense scene with her children, she calls her daughter an “idiot” in one moment and cradles her in the next. In another, when the project manager mentions Clara’s children, she screams in his face that he has no character, an indictment with tremendous force coming from a woman of such entrenched principles. She is queenly and unrepentant, dancing to “Fat Bottomed Girls” while sipping red wine, going for daily swims even when the water is rough, lounging in her apartment’s hammock with her hair down, and eventually

digging up dirt on the construction company to fight fire with fire. But the movie is languorous in its effect. The conflict between Clara and the company never has much urgency, the finale and the parking lot confrontation mentioned above excepted. Instead, it functions as a prism through which to view the other relationships of Clara’s life. And indeed, as a deep, slow-burning portrait of a woman, Aquarius is a great success. You know her exceedingly well by the end of its two-hour-and-twenty-minute run time: You know her mind and, indeed, you know her body. But one wonders at certain tangents in the script: a lengthy toast, with graphic

sexual interludes, to Clara’s Aunt Lucia, at a birthday party in 1980 that opens the movie; a B-storyline about Clara’s nephew and his love interest from Rio; the memories of a maid from Clara’s youth. Do these enrich the portrayal of Clara or do they detract from it? Writer-director Kleber Mendonça Filho, himself a product of Recife, has produced an accomplished character study regardless, of a woman who relishes the past but lives fiercely and forever in the present.

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SPOTLIGHT: LEVELS FILM FEST WHEN LOCAL RAPPER DAVID “VIGATRON” Norris originally met local rapper Mark “BKA Watts” Watson at an open mic night at the B-Side Liquor Lounge in Cleveland Heights, the two discovered they not only shared a love for spoken word and hip-hop, but also for film. “We performed there a bunch and we had a respect for each other and started seeing movies together,” says Norris, who has teamed up with Watson to present Levels Film Fest, a short film fest mostly devoted to music videos. The festival takes place on Thursday, Nov. 17, at Tower City Cinemas. “When I proposed the idea for a film fest about a year or two ago, he

was into it. This is an opportunity for directors, artists and actors to have their shorts shown on the big screen at Tower City Cinemas.” Norris says he initially was more interested in film than music. But he started out making albums and performing live at various rock and hip-hop clubs around town and developed a reputation for theatrical live shows. Now, he’s hoping some of that success will carry over into the film festival. “I thought I would get music out of the way and then focus on film,” he says. “I really want to get into fi lm and acting so people can see that side of me. I’ve directed a few promos and

short vignettes over the years. That’s as far as I’ve been behind the camera. Eventually, I want to direct some bigger projects.” The film festival, which takes place from 7 to 9 p.m., will feature 17 short fi lms. Eleven of them are music videos and the other six are skits. After the screening, participants and patrons will converge at the Take 5 Jazz Lounge for an after-party where Norris says he hopes they’ll discuss “future business.” Tickets are $10 for the film fest and $10 for the Take 5 event, but only $15 for both events. Find more info at levelsfilmfest.com. — Jeff Niesel | clevescene.com | November 16 - 22, 2016

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EAT A centuries-old Asian tradition is the main dish at Ushabu in Tremont By Douglas Trattner I GLANCED OVER AT MY tablemate as she proceeded to add one ingredient after another into her pot of simmering broth. Vegetables, tofu, meat, udon noodles — all of it left to languish in the roiling concoction like some kind of Yankee Doodle Stew. “You’re doing it wrong,” I said in a tone that I hoped would convey both import and alarm. “I don’t care,” she countered with a sly grin that suggested that she really did not care. It took a centuries-old Asian tradition to finally deliver a brand new dining experience to Cleveland. Yes, a diner can find shabu-shabu at one or two restaurants in town, but the brand new Ushabu is a singleminded adventure built around Japanese hot pot. Every aspect of the tranquil, elegant and spare Tremont dining room has been configured around the interactive, immersive and pleasurable act of cooking meat in broth. There might be no perfect way to enjoy shabu-shabu, but there most certainly is a wrong way. Diners will look to the servers at this young restaurant to guide them through the intimidating process, a conversation and exchange that will continue to develop and improve as time goes on, says general manager Michael Flaherty. “With a tiny place and small staff you can really create a culture where you’re training people, bringing them up to be very attentive to detail, very hospitable and gracious.” Traditionally, Japanese hot pot is a communal dining experience, one during which diners huddle around a single pot of simmering broth. Though Ushabu gives each and every diner his or her own induction burner, thereby eliminating the need to commingle comestibles, the intimate 25-seat setting combined with the atypical endeavor preserves the collective nature of the meal. Diners start by choosing a broth and a protein. The soup base options include chicken ginger, spicy miso and kombu-based (and veganfriendly) dashi. Those more familiar

with Chinese or Korean style hot pots will find that shabu-shabu broths are significantly milder in flavor (some use plain water) so as not to overpower the subtle tastes of the high-end meats and seafood. That said, management has tweaked each recipe since opening day in response to comments. Protein choices are Berkshire pork ($20), Ohio Wagyu beef ($23), Australian lamb ($20), a combination thereof ($22) and seafood ($26). A vegetable-only version ($17) also is available. Servers sink heavy enameled vessels into the recessed burner, fill each one with the appropriate broth, and set down a wide bowl brimming with spotless vegetables, a dish of steamed rice and a trio of sauces. Once the pot hits a nice simmer, go ahead and drop in items like the assorted varieties of mushrooms, carrot, radish, corn and napa cabbage as they’ll cook slowly and help flavor the broth. But thinshaved meats like that beautifully marbled beef and pork literally cook in seconds, so a quick dip into the brew is all it takes. The same holds true for the thinly sliced scallops, flounder and salmon in the seafood option, but the hard-shelled clams and meaty head-on shrimp on the same plate will take longer to fully cook. Cooked veggies, meats and seafood are dipped into sauces like sweet sesame, ponzu and soy-vinegar and eaten with rice. The tangle of thick and chewy udon noodles at the bottom of the vegetable bowl is typically saved for late in the meal, when it gets added to the broth and enjoyed last. As subtle and sublime as the shabu-shabu is, it’s the small plates that arrive first that make the biggest impact. The stunning and innovative Asian dishes from chef de cuisine Jacob Cohen appear like art and unfold into delicious gratification. Sweet and briny clams ($10) are frothed with uni foam and garnished with “edible sand,” an umami-rich blend of panko, dried anchovies and shichimi togarashi.

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Succulent cubes of seared Wagyu beef ($12) come with wasabi-spiked edamame puree. Scallop ($9), pork belly, quail egg and caviar somehow unite in perfect harmony. Taiwanesestyle five-spice chicken ($8) is paired with pickles and slaw. Do yourself a favor and make reservations as early as possible. Ushabu has just a few booths and a handful of seats at the bar. Smaller parties will be seated at the bar or paired with other small parties in booths. Who knows, your new friends might even share their

(BYOB for now) bottle of wine or sake with you. Come January, the restaurant will add quicker lunches starring ramen and udon soups, donburi rice bowls, and crispy katsu plates. As busy as Ushabu has been in the weeks since opening day, it will only get busier. It’s hard to imagine a more winter-friendly destination than this steamy little Asian schvitz.

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CLEVELAND’S WEST SIDE HAS always been a melting pot of ethnic families and foods. At first, Italian and Irish immigrants dominated West Park, placed between West 117th Street and Rocky River Drive, filling the gap between Lakewood and Brookpark. Today, the area boasts one of the highest concentrations of Middle Eastern immigrants, hailing from Iran, Iraq, Palestine, Syria, Jordan, Egypt and Lebanon. With more than an estimated 17,000 people of Arab ancestry living in Cuyahoga County, the area has become home to dozens of Arabic businesses, including fast food establishments, restaurants and groceries. “We’re a neighborhood full of small businesses,” says Rachel Napolitano, neighborhood marketing specialist at the Bellaire Puritas Development Corporation. “There are few vacancies either commercial or industrial in our neighborhood.” Over the past months, the area has seen some beloved eateries go out of business, including Café Falafel and Cuisine du Cambodge. However, for every business that fails, two more seem to pop up. “Immigrants tend to be very entrepreneurial because they can be their own boss; it’s an easier way to find employment. There are those opportunities in our neighborhood and we’re happy that immigrants continue to find our neighborhood a good place to start out in America,” Napolitano says as we prepare to take a tour of some of her favorite lunch spots she’s accumulated in the 13 years she’s worked for the CDC. Bylo Gyro Bob’s (14007 Puritas Ave., 216-252-8670) is our first stop. Wedged between a cell phone store and a barbershop, the business has been in the same location since the 1980s though it has changed ownership. Three stand-up broilers take center stage behind the counter, where customers gaze up at a billboard-sized menu as eclectic as the community that frequents the store, especially during lunch. Falafel, shawarma, spinach pies and stuffed grape leaves are

scattered throughout the menu, along with corned beef, kielbasa, catfish or perch sandwiches, and of course their gyros. Served on a fluffy piece of fresh pita with tomatoes and sauce, the seasoning as well as their homemade hot sauce are standouts on this sandwich. Their daily special board advertises two gyros for $8. An advertisement is taped to the wall for a neighborhood summit organized by Napolitano and her employers. “I think having a meal together is a great way for people to get to know each other, their neighbors. It’s a critical part of community building,” she says. Next, we travel to Arabian Village Market (12926 Lorain Ave., 216-938-9260) where large pans of halal meats, fried vegetables, rice and everything Mediterranean await those craving lunch or dinner takeout. “It’s something different everyday,” the man assisting us says as he points to each dish, pronouncing the names slowly. Maqluba and kofta are available today, along with many honey soaked pastries including baklava, lokma and mshabak. The store is also a grocery where specialty items can be purchased for a steal, like a bulk-sized container of dates for $5. Further down Lorain is Assad’s Bakery (12719 Lorain Ave., 216-2515777, assadsbakery.com), founded by Mike and Fred Assad in 1989. The bakery specializes in fresh wholesale pita bread, similar to Aladdin’s. Their grocery stocks specialty olive oils, cheeses, hummus, baba ghanouj and much more. The Middle Eastern community within West Park is made up of refugees, first- and secondgeneration immigrants, and Americans with mixed ancestry. Within this hotbed of cultural activity resides food too good to not do a little exploring on your own, if only to get acquainted with a few neighbors.

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CHEF CHRIS DILISI AND HIS WIFE Krista were pioneers. Three years ago they took a chance on an exciting new neighborhood on the banks of the Cuyahoga. With the help of their landlords at the Wolstein Group and Fairmount Properties, the DiLisis opened Willeyville, a progressive American restaurant that made everything from scratch using the best possible ingredients. The pair quietly closed the restaurant three weeks ago. “We put everything we had into it: mentally, emotionally, financially,” Chris DiLisi says. “I spent 20 years honing my chops and waiting for this opportunity. But you have to follow the deal. I wish we could have written a better ending. It’s sad. I’m definitely sad about it.” “Following the deal” means taking a chance on an untested location like Flats East Bank instead of holding out for a different location in, say, Tremont or Ohio City or Chagrin Falls. “I think we were executing on a high level,” adds the chef. “I’ve never been more proud of the food we put out, the service has been great, the ambiance, I thought, was great. I mean, we hit on every single mark. You put the restaurant in Hudson or Moreland Hills and we’re killing it, which is frustrating.” Other East Bank closures have included Ken Stewart’s, Crop Rocks and Crop Sticks. New spots like Bold, Coastal Taco, Alley Cat, Flip Side, Big Bang, Beerhead and Punch Bowl Social have arrived. Margaritaville and Rascal Flatts are also coming soon. New developments often take time to sort out, level off and find a groove. But DiLisi says that he and his wife were not prepared to weather another cold and windy winter to find out. “That area, at least at this point, is pretty challenging,” he says. “I also feel that there’s an oversaturation of the Cleveland market. It seems that every two weeks there are four more places opening, three others going down.”

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nounced its winners for the Rising Stars Awards of the “Rust Belt” — their term — a region that includes Cleveland, Detroit and Pittsburgh. The awards “celebrate up-and-coming chefs and culinary professionals, who represent the vanguard of the contemporary American dining scene.” Editors, writers and photographers from the online magazine visited the region this past spring, tasting the works of 130 chefs, pastry chefs, bartenders, sommeliers, brewers, coffee roasters and other culinary artisans. “So many Rust Belt chefs left the region to train and work in Chicago, New York, and San Francisco, but at the end of the day, they came back because they believed in the potential of their hometowns,” Will Blunt, managing editor of StarChefs, explains. “The Rust Belt’s industrial footprint left no clearly defined regional cuisine, making way for a diverse, vibrant, and idiosyncratic restaurant scene — one that’s open to a whole sway of immigrant influences,” adds editor Caroline Hatchett. “It’s a region marked by individualism and unencumbered by trends.” Local winners like Brett Sawyer from The Plum and Will Hollingsworth from Spotted Owl are understandably thrilled to have been selected. “We were insanely excited to even be considered for StarChefs,” says Sawyer. “To actually have been chosen among all of the great restaurants and talented chefs is an honor.” The 21 award winners will be honored at a gala at the Westin Cleveland on Wednesday, Dec. 7, that will showcase their food and specialty products, along with beverage pairings and cocktails by the winning sommeliers and bartenders. General admission to the gala is $85. VIP tickets are $125 and include a private reception with cava and caviar. Tickets are available for purchase at starchefs. com. Meantime, view the full list of the winners at clevescene.com/starchefs.

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MUSIC BRITISH INVASION Up-and-coming acts to play BBC Presents showcase By Jeff Niesel THE INAUGURAL BBC PRESENTS tour of the U.S. features an eclectic lineup of bands including Izzy Bizu, Sundara Karma and Spring King. The bands all sound quite different from each other and should complement one another nicely on the tour. Singer Izzy Bizu channels Amy Winehouse with her vintage sound, indie rockers Sundara Karma deliver righteous post-punk anthems, and the Manchester-based Spring King bills itself as “a small-scale, art-pop-punk project.” In separate transatlantic phone interviews, we spoke to Bizu, Sundara Karma singer-guitarist Oscar Pollock, and Spring King’s singer-drummer Tarek Musa about the tour. Talk about the BBC Presents tour. It’s a really eclectic group of artists. Bizu: I’m really excited because I’m going to be on the road with two different bands who are really indie and rocking. It will be interesting for me. It’s the first time we’ve ever toured America, and I’ve always wanted to go to cities like Detroit and Cleveland. We’re going to tour in support of the new album. Pollock: We’re very excited about Spring King

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it. We’ve never played any shows in the States. We want to be on the road and meeting loads of really eccentric people. I’m making it very cinematic in my head. I’ll probably just be a hung over drunken mess. Musa: It’s the first time the BBC has ever done anything like this where they brought three different bands together, which is really cool. The BBC plays us a lot. We’ve been putting out music for over three years and they’ve always been behind us. They have a channel for upcoming bands who want to showcase their music. It’s called “The BBC Introducing.” It brings a bit of

exposure to bands who don’t normally get radio airplay. Talk about your background. Bizu: Growing up in London was really cool. When I was 7, I moved out of London with my dad and I came back and I went to music college where I met my guitarist and we started writing music together. When we were in college, you could pick what type of band you went into to do a band performance. We were both quite shy. It was our first year of college and no one knew each other very well. There was one practice session where I told him I liked his guitar licks. He liked the way I sang. For the last exam, we played together and I thought he was a mad good guitarist. We were mates before we started in music. It was just based on jamming and having fun. Pollock: We all met at school. I’ve known [bassist] Haydn [Evans] since I was 8, and we’ve all been together for about six years now. Musa: I just finished university and had nothing to do. I always wanted to try my hand at writing music. I’ve always been on the other side of the glass doing the recording and engineering, but I wanted to try to write my own music. It started as a bedroom project. [Guitarist] Pete [Darlington] was living at my house at the time. He kept hearing the demos and convinced me to start a band. It spiraled from there really. Now, we’re

a fully fledged four-piece. The lineup we have now has been solid for the past three years. I play drums and sing lead vocals. It’s a Phil Collins thing. It’s a full body workout. It’s so hot on stage. My clothes are drenched for three days after the shows. It’s not exaggeration. We put the drum kit at the front of the stage and I get a riser. People are confused when there’s a drummer singing so you have to make it obvious. It works out. A lot of people come to the shows and have never seen us but only heard the albums so they’re surprised. No one sees it as a novelty. It’s not intentional. I used to play the guitar and three or four days before our first-ever show our drummer left. I just picked up the drums, which I already played anyway. Who do you consider your influences? Bizu: I like Amy Winehouse and Ella Fitzgerald and Marvin Gaye. My guitarist inspires me a lot when I start writing music too. Pollock: They’ve changed a bit. We listen to everything. I couldn’t tell you because we don’t control what comes out in the songs. You could say we listen to a lot of the Beach Boys but that’s not necessarily going to come out in the songs. When we first met, we listened to a lot of the Doors. We never really got into BritPop, but recently I’ve grown to appreciate Blur. Musa: We listen to a lot of the | clevescene.com | November 16 - 22, 2016

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MUSIC Clash. We all agree on the Clash. We grew up on bands like At the DriveIn and Fugazi. Somewhere along the line, the Clash became an obsession. For me personally, I like the Beach Boys. I’m a massive Brian Wilson fan. I’m all about punk energy with pop sensibilities. Talk a little about your new album. What were your initial songwriting sessions like? Bizu: I left school early and I started writing the songs during a confusing time. The songs helped me get through it, and then I fell in love as well and all that happened and about all the consequences of that. It’s funny growing up and having all these new feelings that I wasn’t used to before. Everything just happened all at once. I look back on it now and so much has changed since then. That was two years ago. It’s almost like a diary of what had happened. If I hadn’t written the songs, I wouldn’t remember the things that I do now. Pollock: I think it was a collection of songs we had at the time. It’s the most instant tracks we have on the album. They give a good impression of what we’re about right now. I don’t think the songs have been available in the States prior to the album’s release, though they were out in the U.K. Musa: It’s a mixed bag really. A lot of those songs had been written as demos a long time ago and the other half have been recorded at a studio. We’ve always recorded at my house. Everything we’ve done has been recorded at my house. It

essentially in a shed but a really cool shed. He had cool guitars. And some of it was recorded in my bedroom. It’s a mix of stuff. Pollock: We recorded a lot of the album in Berlin and some of it here near Oxford and in Brixton and some in a boat in London. Musa: We got to the studio and because I was engineering the record, we didn’t need an assistant. The studio provided one and he must have thought we were crazy. We recorded the drums in the studio but it was a residential studio and we recorded the guitars in the bedroom. We didn’t even use a microphone on the guitars. We had it for three weeks and he couldn’t believe it because there was an amazing studio downstairs. Sometimes, it’s hard to get outside your comfort zone. We had finished one tour, and the next day we went to the studio. It was a chaotic time but it was great. The moment we finished the album, we went back on the road. What do you have next on the horizon? Bizu: The rest of the year will be beautiful. At Christmas I’ll get my family together and then there’s a European tour. So far, that’s as much as I know. I’ll have another single out by then. We do things by three months. Pollock: Hopefully, more touring, to be honest with you. And focusing on album No. 2. We started writing the songs and I’m really excited about it. I think the new songs are just a little more us, if that makes sense, and a little more honest. Musa: This is the last thing for the year and December is a laid-back affair. We want to take some time

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proves you don’t need an expensive recording studio. When it came to the album, we were going to do it all at my house and my brother moved home and had a baby and I couldn’t make noise so we went to a professional studio for the first time ever. We did half the album there and half at my house. It was a very inspiring time for us. We just wrote “Rectifier” on the spot in the studio one night. What about the studio sessions? Bizu: We jammed in a room and played instruments and recorded as we went. Another place was

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with our families. We’ve been nonstop since March. It’s going to be a laid-back December. I want to make the most of the U.S. tour. There are so many places I’ve never been. I’ve never been to Ohio. All these drives will be interesting. I hear the weather will be freezing cold. I’ve been to Detroit, which is why we wrote a song called “Detroit.” My exgirlfriend is from there. I’m excited to be in the U.S. because I love it. I love the craft beer there. I’m ready for it.

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MUSIC A PERFECT PAIRING R&B singer Maxwell aims to ‘keep soul alive’ with his King and Queen of Hearts tour By Jeff Niesel EARLIER THIS YEAR, R&B/SOUL singers Maxwell and Mary J. Blige announced they would tour together for the first time on the King and Queen of Hearts World Tour, a 24show run of dates that comes on the heels of a dozen European dates. Talking via phone from New York where he had just been the surprise guest at Harry Belafonte’s Many Rivers To Cross fest, Maxwell speaks enthusiastically about the pairing. “[Mary J. Blige] came up at a time when young kids were buying old records and making new things with them,” says Maxwell. “There was Biggie and Puff. It was such a ’90s thing. She blossomed and was able to sing with Bono and Andrea Bocelli and is known and respected. I think people thought she’d be around for a few months or maybe a year or two, but she has staying power. She’s definitely iconic, and her voice is a national treasure. We’ve been friends for a while, and we’ve been trying to make this happen. I bow to Mary. The queen has all the moves in chess anyway. I think she’s special.” Both have new albums to support. Maxwell released the second installment of his musical trilogy, blackSUMMERS’night, earlier this year, and Blige has nearly completed her 14th studio album. Maxwell says the timing for the tour is “interesting.” “R&B is currently popular within the boy-band world,” he says. “I’m a fan of everybody, by the way, and I have no beef with anyone, especially if you’re under 22. There’s no way I could be mad at you. They love R&B, but I feel like it got lost in the shuffle with pop and house, and all those things that have taken over. This is a way to reintroduce R&B to people. Mary and I are about keeping soul alive and getting people through their pain. She’s badass, and I’m grateful to be doing this thing. I’m glad we put this together after four years of trying to make this happen.” Born in Brooklyn to a Haitian mother and a Puerto Rican father, Maxwell says he never really sang in the church, though he did go to church several times a week. “I was very devout,” he says. “I’m still Christian, but I have Jewish friends, and I have Muslim friends, so

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it’s hard for me to think that they’d all be going to hell if they don’t believe what I believe. I come from a different state of spirituality now and have the idea that everyone can have their own idea of god. I love soul music and gospel and funk. It spoke to me as a kid. It’s never been a thing that I don’t care about. I kept working away trying to convince people that I have a little bit of that going on.”

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When he started writing songs in his late teens, he took inspiration from a variety of secular sources. “I would definitely say Prince and, of course, Marvin Gaye and Sade and Anita Baker, for some reason,” he says when asked about his influences. “I just loved [Baker’s] music. I feel like Mary [J. Blige] was the offspring of Anita Baker’s success because she was so jazzy.”

By the early 2000s, Maxwell had established himself as a major star in the R&B world. At that time, he also realized he had only three records left on his contract with Columbia, so he launched a trilogy that began with 2009’s BLACKsummers’night. He’s just issued the followup, blackSUMMERS’night. With songs such as the atmospheric “All the Ways Love Can Feel,” the album features old-school soul and funk tunes that make it sound like it a product of the ’70s, even if the themes are quite contemporary. “It was all spawned by deep psychological issues based on my issues with women and my mom,” says Maxwell when asked about the album. “It’s very cathartic to me. I’ve realized that I’ve healed through the songs. I think sonically we wanted to have more space with blackSUMMERS’night. It’s subtle. I don’t like to beat you over the head and guide the audience in that way. I have too much respect for intelligence of those who listen to what I do with the meanings of things. I think good songs tell you what they are and become what they’re supposed to be for the people who listen to them. The third album will close this entire scenario in a very cool way I think. You’ll go, ‘Aha!’ I at least hope you’ll go, ‘Ah.’” While Maxwell’s career includes Grammy and Soul Train Music Award wins, the singer says he’s most proud of the upcoming tour with Blige. “For me, this tour is the highlight of my career,” he says. “I was shopping deals when Mary was on the radio every day. If she wasn’t on her own songs, she was coming up on a WuTang song or a song by Biggie or Puff. Now, I get to go back in time, and I get to reintroduce our era not only to the people who are now reviving it — I look at fashion and I can’t believe what people are wearing again. The ’90s are very hot right now, and I feel like this is a good look right now. It’s great. It’s music-based and love-based. There’s no negativity. That’s what we’re here to express to the world.”

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MUSIC A CASUAL AFFAIR Singer Peter Wolf takes a collaborative approach on his latest album By Matt Wardlaw FOR PETER WOLF, MUSIC HAS long been a thing that fills a necessary space in his world. So as he was looking to launch his latest solo album, he decided to call it exactly what it is. “Music has always been my cure for loneliness and that’s where the title came in,” he shares during a recent phone conversation as he preped for the tour that will bring him back to the Music Box. “A Cure For Loneliness is not unlike the previous records I’ve had, Sleepless, Midnight Souvenirs or Fool’s Parade,” he says. “I start to do some writing and thinking about it, and I gather the same talented artists, and we just get together. I love collaboration, and I love their input, so for me, it’s a very exciting process, just seeing certain songs come alive.” The process of bringing those songs to life is something that Wolf and the members of his band experimented with a lot during the period that they were working on material for the new album, which was released in April. They recorded the songs live on stage and also in the studio and went through and cherrypicked their favorites. “Every song on there has been recorded live. The only argument we had, there was a song called ‘Fun for a While,’ and some people really liked the live version and some people liked the studio,” he says. “Bob Ludwig, who is a great mastering engineer, [worked on it]. I said, ‘Bob, you make the decision. Because there seems to be a civil war here,’ and he picked the studio version. But yeah, we had everything live and studio. It was just a unique way of doing it, because the same band I tour with is the same band I use to record.” The resulting studio recordings retain a similarly loose and casual feel next to the live versions. No matter what the setting might be, it’s hard to imagine Wolf and the band getting hung up on anything for too long. “We enjoy getting together,” he confirms. “We bring enough ammunition to keep things lubricated and the fun happening.” As is the case with a lot of Wolf’s solo work, the material has an introspective feel to it, and that’s something which he’s always looked for in the music that he enjoys

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personally, although he realizes that there is a certain balancing act to find the right mix. “I enjoy the musicians, the artists that you can connect the singer with the song. I think that’s why the early Stones and the early Beatles were so kind of powerful, is because they seemed personal,” he says. “I think that’s why someone like Dylan is so powerful, or Leonard Cohen or even the great blues artists and the great country artists. You know, the old honky tonk guys, if they were singing about heartbreak, you really believed

unexpected update. Of the 12 tracks on the new record, the well-known classic is one of two songs from the live recordings that made it to the final album. If Wolf had gotten his way, it might have just remained as a fun spontaneous moment that happened one night on stage. “We were sitting around. I had the pleasure of getting to meet a couple of times, Bill Monroe, who many consider the father of bluegrass. We were doing some Bill Monroe songs backstage and we had some of Kentucky’s Finest, a bottle of that,

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that it was a life experience for them. That’s the kind of music that I value most. So in writing, you try to do both. You try to do things that hopefully has some content to it and also, in the spirit of rock and roll, there’s something about ‘Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On’ or ‘Rip It Up.’ You know, sometimes getting too introspective is not necessarily the best thing ever. You try to find the right balance.” He reaches back into his J. Geils Band history to give “Love Stinks” an

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and we were all having some fun,” he recalls. “I started going into ‘Love Stinks,’ and we decided to go out and do it. It happened to be one of the nights that we were recording and we went from a Bill Monroe song into ‘Love Stinks’ and when we were thinking of songs to put on the album, everybody when they heard that, they said, ‘Oh, you’ve got to put that on.’ I said, ‘Ah, I’m not sure about that.’ But I was vetoed, so there it is.” Wolf and his Geils colleagues are

once again on the list of nominees for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. This is their fourth time on the ballot and he calls it “a great honor to be nominated,” quipping that, “Maybe the fourth time’s the charm!” He has a long association with the Hall, inducting Jackie Wilson (“one of my heroes”) in 1987 and more recently, the Paul Butterfield Blues Band, during the 2015 ceremony in Cleveland. And if asked, it’s likely that he’d be happy to do the honors again for Joe Tex, the Southern soul singer who has been eligible since 1990 and is nominated this year for the fifth time to potentially be included with the 2017 class. “Amen!” he says, when presented with the suggestion. “It’s funny, because Don Covay put together this group called the Soul Clan and Joe Tex was part of it. I got to spend some time with Joe Tex. You know, he wrote a lot of great songs and produced a lot of great stuff. He is somewhat forgotten unfortunately, but it’s great to see his name on the ballot.” A Cure for Loneliness brings out a song from Wolf’s collaborations with the late Covay, who passed away in January 2015. It’s one that he had forgotten about and when he rediscovered it, he thought it would be a good candidate to record with another one of his musical heroes. Wolf heads back out to the “highways and byways, doing what rock and rollers do” on his latest round of touring. Coming back for a second round at the Music Box on the heels of his sold-out show there in June, Wolf guarantees a good time will be had by all. “I really like to move the set around and I think there’s seven or eight solo albums and there’s a whole bunch of repertoire from the Geils stuff and a bunch of songs that I just haven’t recorded or got yet, so there’s a mixture of all of it and I just hope that it will be an interesting, enjoyable evening of rock and roll,” he says. “I know for one thing, there’s going to be some great musicians on stage. That I can guarantee.”

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MUSIC GOOD GROOVES Medeski Martin & Wood celebrate 25th anniversary with two On Air Studio shows By Jeff Niesel WHEN THE JAZZ/GROOVE OUTFIT Medeski Martin & Wood first came together some 25 years ago, keyboardist John Medeski admits he didn’t really think that the band, which also includes bassist Chris Wood and drummer Billy Martin, would be still kicking some 25 years later. To celebrate their anniversary, the guys are playing two shows at On Air Studio. Each night, special guests and lifelong collaborators such as guitarist Marc Ribot, trumpeter Steven Bernstein and percussionist Cyro Baptista will join them to jam. Turntablists DJ Logic and DJ Olive are also on the bill. “From the beginning, we knew that we would stop doing it if it ever ceased to be creatively engaging or stopped growing or stopped being fun,” says Medeski in a recent phone interview. “We toured around the U.S. and played a lot of rock festivals and opened for a lot of bands. We saw what can happen if you are stuck playing the same stuff for 40 years and you all hate each other and are still getting on stage together. We didn’t want to do that. We didn’t even talk about it. It was never an option. I wouldn’t have expected that it would still be fun every time we play, but in retrospect I’m not surprised considering the chemistry and the kind of music we play and who we are as people. We’re a trio, and there’s no major ego in the band.” In the ’90s when the band started performing at downtown New York clubs such as CBGBs Gallery, the Knitting Factory and Tonic, the scene was already going strong. “I don’t know if I would call it jazz,” says Medeski of that scene. “It was a lot of improvisational music. It was creative music that had nothing particular to define it. There was an aesthetic that was happening, but it didn’t require certain chords or anything. It was wide open. All of us were attracted to that. As much as I love jazz and study jazz, what I love about jazz is its spirit more than the notes and rhythms that define it. All of us are like that. The spirit of jazz is about being music in the moment and for the moment. When you just copy what someone did 30 years ago note for note and phrase for phrase, you’re not really in the moment, are you? We just gravitated to the downtown scene

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because it was more creative and more fun and more alive. It was what the jazz scene was like in the 1950s. It’s that spirit.” On its first album, 1992’s Notes from the Underground, the band adhered to jazz-based time signatures but added woozy horns to songs such as “Uncle Chubb” and turned to improv for tunes such as “United,” suggesting an ability to jam and mix genres. ”We were excited about it, and it inspired us to go out on the road,” says Medeski when asked about the album. “What we did on the road got us our first record deal with Gramavision and that grew until we ended up on Blue Note. We had great runs with

normally hosted indie rock acts. “Honestly, [the jazz clubs were] stuffy and pretentious, and we wanted to play for our people,” he says. “We didn’t want to play for critical guys with beards. We wanted to play for people who were looking for something relevant, which jazz was at one point before it was co-opted by the historical society.” On 1996’s Shack-man, the band delved into soul and funk. The pulsating organ riffs on the funky album opener, “Is There Anybody Here That Love My Jesus,” suggest the sonic shift. “That was one aspect of our music,” explains Medeski. “Each record has

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each record company we were with. It was challenging because no one knew how to market us and we had to do that ourselves. We are lucky to have a record deal at all given the climate now.” At first, the band played jazz clubs. It would then gravitate to clubs that

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a certain focus. We try to make our records be records. Every live show was available and would be traded. The idea of doing a record that was live seemed stupid because everything was out there.” Shack-man evolved out of the band’s winter retreats in Hawaii in

the depths of winter. “We would spend January and February in the jungle with no electricity,” he says of the album. “We’d play music and swim. We worked on our rhythmic connection. We would groove for hours and play the same thing over and over. That was what that space provided. The shack itself had an incredible resonance with the thin plywood. When the next record came up, we took the budget and recorded there. The record company was terrified and didn’t trust us so they crimped our budget. We used our budget to buy solar panels and inverters and rent some equipment. We spent two weeks carving a record out. That’s the record that happened. In our weird way, we were trying to create musical nuggets and not stylistically like the Meters. Conceptually, it was our version of that sort of thing without a lot of soloing.” Over the years, members have played with various side projects, and Medeski says that has helped to keep the band together. “It helps everything,” he says. “We’ve been growing and then cultivating our chemistry and language as a band. By doing other things, we have things to add to it. Getting better as musicians comes into play when we create music together. It’s key. I say it all the time, that it’s why we’re still together.” Medeski recently formed the group Saudade with Chino Moreno (Deftones, Team Sleep, Palms, and Crosses), guitarist Dr. Know (Bad Brains), bassist Chuck Doom (Crosses, Team Sleep) and drummer Mackie Jayson (Cro-Mags and Bad Brains). As far as the anniversary shows go, Medeski says they’ll be a “celebration.” “There will be older music brought into play,” he says. “We have different people each night. We have guitar players and horn players. We’ll cover a lot of material we’ve done in the past as well as create some new music for the shows. There will also be spontaneous compositions that will only be available that night. We’re filming the shows and they’ll be part of a documentary about us. These will be our only MMW shows this year so we will be pumped.”

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10 X 3 Singer Songwriter Showcase: Hosted by Brent Kirby (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. All Boy/All Girl/The Mason District/ Melladramatics: 8 p.m., $8 ADV, $10 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. The Avett Brothers: 7:30 p.m., $45$57.50. Akron Civic Theatre. Indian Summer: A Benefit for Jennifer Heemstra’s Kolkata Classics: 7 p.m., $25. Nighttown. JJ Grey & Mofro/Parker Millsap: Infusing the jam and soul scenes with Southern twang, JJ Grey & Mofro have carved out a niche for themselves over the years. The band’s last album, Ol’ Glory, delivers all the goods: passionate vocals, relentless rock structures, swampy flourishes (like the slide work on “The Island”). Live and in-person, these guys bring heat to the stage, presiding over dance parties in venues across the country — another perfect antidote to the past week’s malaise. And, when it’s time to tone things down a bit and reflect, Grey’s more recent introspective and sober tunes — “Light a Candle,” “Every Minute” — will give us all a nice chance to recognize the goodwill that still drives us. (Eric Sandy) 8 p.m., $25 ADV, $30 DOS. House of Blues. Ted Leo/Rhea Butcher: 8 p.m., $18. Musica. The Life and Times/Brave Girls/The Lawton Brothers: 8:30 p.m., $8 ADV, $10 DOS. Grog Shop. Maxwell & Mary J. Blige: King and Queen of Hearts Tour: 7 p.m., $39.50-$129.50. Quicken Loans Arena. Sleeping with Sirens/State Champs/ Tonight Alive/Waterparks: 7 p.m., $27-$35. Masonic Auditorium. Seth Walker/Swap Meet: 8 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Beachland Tavern.

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SAT Jam Night with the Bad Boys of Blues: 9 p.m., free. Brothers Lounge. The Brian Setzer 13th Annual Christmas Rocks! Tour: 7:30 p.m., $44.50-$75. Hard Rock Rocksino Northfield Park. Steely Dan Tribute: The FM Project: 8 p.m., $10. Music Box Supper Club. Chris Trapper/Diana Chittester: 8:30 p.m., $12 ADV, $15 DOS. Beachland Tavern. The Tillers/The Gage Brothers (in the Supper Club): 9 p.m., $10. Music Box Supper Club.

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Tedeschi Trucks Band/Amy Helm: 8 p.m., $29.50-$65. Akron Civic Theatre. Thee Oh Sees/New Planet Trampoline/Ma Holos: Drop a nickel in the slot and the robot band jerks to life, creaking out lo-fi garage-folk tunes with a sinister air. Such is the early work of San Francisco-based Thee Oh Sees, who (at that time) sounded more like an off-kilter group of banjo-plucking toothless Joes than a cornerstone of the 21st century garage rock revival. Now known for raucous rock shows where mosh pits shake floors, the band still delivers bits of that folky drawl. Originally referred to as OCS, which stood for Orinoka Crash Suite, or Orange County Sound, or whatever other acronym singerguitarist John Dwyer dreamt up that day, the group released its first album as Thee Oh Sees in 2006. Ever

since, the band has put out at least one album per year, and sometimes two, for a total of 15 releases to date. This year is no exception with A Weird Exits dropping in August and An Odd Entrances poised for release on the day of the band’s Cleveland appearance. Thee Oh Sees’ 2015 show at the Beachland sold out, so don’t hold onto that nickel for too long. (Bethany Kaufman) 9 p.m., $17. Beachland Ballroom. Alex Bugnon: 8 p.m., $30. Nighttown. Chardon Polka Band: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. DZ Deathrays/Dune Rats/ Sweepyheads/Who Hit Me: 8 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Now That’s Class. Fifty Amp Fuse: 9:30 p.m., $10. Brothers Lounge. FireSide vs. Old No. 55 (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $10. Music Box Supper Club. Art Garfunkel: In Close-Up: 8 p.m., $35-$273. Hard Rock Rocksino Northfield Park. Chris Greene Quartet: 7 p.m., $15. Bop Stop. Magic Alex Album Release/Run Thomas Run: 9 p.m., $10. Musica. Tracy Marie’s Third Friday Concert Series Featuring David Mayfield: 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Mayday Parade: Tales Told By Dead Friends 10th Anniversary/Modern Chemistry: 8 p.m., $25. Grog Shop. Medeski Martin & Wood with Marc Ribot, Steven Benstein and Cyro Baptista + DJ Sets by DJ Logic and DJ Olive: 8 p.m., $50. Crop On Air Studio.

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American Songwriters Presents Anderson East/Brent Cobb: 8 p.m., $15 ADV, $17 DOS. Beachland Ballroom. Atmosphere/Brother Ali/deM atlas/ Plain Ole Bill/Last Word: 7 p.m., $22 ADV, $25 DOS. House of Blues. Alex Bugnon: 8 p.m., $30. Nighttown. Busdriver: 9 p.m., $12 ADV, $14 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Disconnected: 8:30 p.m., $10. Grog Shop. Evil Ways: 9:30 p.m., $5. Brothers Lounge. Grads From School of Rock: 5 p.m., free. Brothers Lounge. Nate LaPrairie: 9 p.m., $5. The Euclid Tavern. The Madison Crawl (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $7. Music Box Supper Club. Medeski Martin & Wood with Marc Ribot, Steven Benstein and Cyro Baptista + DJ Sets by DJ Logic and DJ Olive: 8 p.m., $50. Crop On Air Studio. The Meditations/Outlaws I & I: 10:30 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Grog Shop. Abby Normal & the Detroit Lean: 9 p.m., $5. Vosh Club. The Rumbling Spires/Sleepy Kid: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Songwriters in the Round in the Tavern with Tom Girard/Rick Szekelyi/Marina Strah/Amanda Walsh: 3 p.m., free. Beachland Tavern. Travelin’ Johnsons (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Tropical Cleveland with Grupo Kawakan: 9:30 p.m. Music Box Supper Club. Unified Culture CD Release: 7 p.m., $12 ADV, $15 DOS. Agora Ballroom. | clevescene.com | November 16 - 22, 2016

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Alejandro Escovedo/Jesse Malin: Veteran Austin-based singerguitarist Alejandro Escovedo has persevered through three decades of rough-and-tumble rock ’n’ roll and lived to make an album about it. He’s seen his ballyhooed punk/ garage bands the Nuns, Rank and File, and the True Believers come and go. He’s also eluded death after a really bad bout with hepatitis. All the while, he’s delivered one stellar album after another but hasn’t had anything resembling a hit. And yet, he’s a phenomenal live performer. His last album, Burn Something Beautiful, taps into his garage and punk rock sensibilities. The music’s invigorating and Escovedo always delivers in the live setting. (Niesel) 7:30 p.m., $25 ADV, $28 DOS. Music Box Supper Club. An Evening with War: Consider tonight a throwback night at the Kent Stage with Southern California legend, War. Known for the infectious and socially conscious hits, “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” and “Low Rider,” and for bending and blending genres, War has long since solidified their place as musical legends since they released their first album in 1970. War, which always had a revolving door of backup and featured musicians, has gone through some serious lineup changes since a dispute between band members and their management in the mid-1990s. Leroy “Lonnie” Smith, the only remaining original member, picked up the pieces and carried on the music and the message with a worthy backing band. Despite the changes, Smith reminds fans old and new to “love War.” (Tucker Kelly) 8 p.m., $30-$52. The Kent Stage. America: 7:30 p.m., $25-$153. Hard Rock Rocksino Northfield Park. The BBC Music Tour: Izzy Bizu/ Spring King/Sundara Karma: 7 p.m., $15 ADV, $18 DOS. House of Blues Cambridge Room. Empath: 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Leaves Eyes and Omnium Gatherum/ Olathia/Storms Within: 6:30 p.m.,

$16 ADV, $20 DOS. Agora Ballroom. Machine Gun Kelly/Mod Sun: 8 p.m., $39.50 ADV, $45 DOS. House of Blues. Brett Newski/American Opera: 8:30 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Beachland Tavern. Mike Petrone (in the Wine Bar): 5:30 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Purling Hiss: 9 p.m., $8. Happy Dog. Sloan: One Chord to Another 20th Anniversary: 8:30 p.m., $17.50 ADV, $20 DOS. Grog Shop. Soundoctrine: 7 p.m., $15. Nighttown. The Superweaks/Los Ojos/Mister Fabulous & the Bad Boiz/Jon Rogers/Nic Adkins (in the Locker Room): 7:30 p.m., $8 ADV, $10 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Helen Welch Home for Christmas: 7 p.m. Akron Civic Theatre.

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The Dickies/The Queers/The Tufted Puffins/Perverts Again: 8:30 p.m., $16 ADV, $18 DOS. Grog Shop. Howard Jones: 7:30 p.m., $40 ADV, $45 DOS. Music Box Supper Club. Mike, Jim & Bill Do the Beatles White Album: 7 p.m., $15. Nighttown. Panza Foundation Benefit Show with Obnox/Goldmines/The Nico Missile/Ex-Astronaut: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. The Rat Pack Featuring Sammy, Frank and Dean: 7 p.m., $5. Vosh Club. Slim Cessna’s Auto Club/the Misery Jackals: 8:30 p.m., $12 ADV, $14 DOS. Beachland Tavern. Two-Set Tuesday Featuring Jason Meyers: 7 p.m. Brothers Lounge.

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