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MORE THAN A DECADE INTO a prison stay for a crime he says he didn’t commit, Ru-El Sailor may finally have a sturdy foundation for hope. As we detailed in a cover story earlier this year, the 30-year-old Clevelander is serving a 28-years-to-life sentence for a 2002 street killing, a flash of violence tied more to bad decisions than the street beefs and gang violence precipitating most of the dropped bodies in Cleveland’s East Side. Sailor’s own involvement seems mostly rooted in misplaced loyalties — he wasn’t even there, he claims. But as the situation stands now, Sailor is at a legal logjam, his escape routes out of his conviction limited. But some new developments since our piece was published — including two new affidavits filed in the case — could be game-changers. “For the first time, and in a more serious way than ever before, there is momentum behind this case,” Sailor’s lawyer, Kimberly Corral, told Scene recently. In November 2002, Sailor and his buddies spent a night out drinking in bars and clubs on the East Side. Across town, Nicole Hubbard and a group of her friends were drinking and smoking wet — a PCP laced cigarette. At some point, Nicole got into a fight with a man named Clark Lamar over $10. In the dispute, she called her brother, Sailor’s best friend Cordell Hubbard. He and another man confronted the other guy hours later. Threats were tossed around. A gun came out. When it was over, Omar Clark was dead. Cuyahoga County prosecutors originally said Ru-El Sailor was the second man on the scene of the shooting. Both Nicole and Cordell Hubbard were tried and convicted
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NEW AFFIDAVITS BOLSTER WRONGFUL CONVICTION OF RU-EL SAILOR
Ru-El Sailor may have found hope for his possible release from prison. along with Sailor. Only after the verdict did Cordell Hubbard admit in court it wasn’t Sailor who was with him, but another friend later identified as Will Sizemore. Sailor’s attorney now has two more pieces of information that help bolster his plea for release. Recently, Corral visited with Nicole Hubbard in prison. In her first statement at any time in this case (she did not testify at trial), she paints a picture that is very different from the state’s case and one that also syncs with Sailor’s tale. In the handwritten affidavit — signed and notarized — Nicole says she drinking and smoking wet with Lamar and others throughout the night. When she was dropped him off at home, Nicole says she was expecting him to pay her back for the drugs. Instead: “When Clark Lamar came out of the house he had
a hand gun in his hand and he was smiling. I asked him, ‘Dude, you pulling a gun on me?’ Clark Lamar replied, ‘No,’ still smiling with the gun in his hand. I immediately pulled out of the drive way and took off.” Nicole admits she called her brother and relayed the situation. Later, she says in her affidavit, Cordell told her he “and his n**** Will was on my side of town” — reference again to Will Sizemore. A second affidavit also points in the direction that it was Sizemore, and not Sailor, who was with Cordell that night. Anthony McKenzie was with Cordell and Sailor as they drank and clubbed throughout the night of the murder. “Cordell and Will Sizemore left the bar together,” McKenzie writes in his own recent affidavit. He also claims he didn’t come forward with this information
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early because he was scared off by police. According to Corral, these affidavits, along with other information, will form the backbone of a new trial motion that she’s currently working on with the Ohio Innocence Project. Corral also says she has been informed by the Cuyahoga County Prosecutor’s Office that Sailor’s file at the county’s Conviction Integrity Unit has also been re-opened. All this good news for Sailor comes with some bad: he was recently transferred to the state prison in Lucasville, hours away from family and his legal support. Still, “he’s really excited,” Corral says. “But any time you get close to the finish line, it gets hard.”
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MY WEEKEND AT A NORTHEAST OHIO NUDIST CAMP By Rachel Hunt CRADLING MY BEACH TOWEL close to my chest, I clutch a red Solo cup full of champagne and pineapple juice. I take a long drink and start to relax a little, eventually setting the cup and towel aside. I sprawl out on the chair, uncovered, closing my eyes and basking in the uninhibited sunshine as water laps the sides of the pool. “Hey, did you two get settled in okay?” a maternal voice asks me. I open my eyes and reach for my glasses. “Oh yeah, we’re having a great time,” I reply, pulled back into reality for a second, a little dazed by the warmth of the July day enveloping my body. “All right, well, just as a reminder,” the voice says, “there is no clothing allowed in the pool.” “Gotcha,” I respond, already completely naked.
We’re a half an hour south of Cleveland at the Green Valley Family Nudist Camp, a place where men, women and families cavort together in the nude, located near neighborhoods in Medina County that shade red on your friendly local political maps. A nudist camp in Northeast Ohio? Many neighbors don’t even know it exists, let alone the rest of Clevelanders. It’s one of those perplexing places, cloistered by choice and circumstance, with a rich and colorful history brimming right beneath our noses. Or other body parts, as the case may be.
I rank high on the “comfortablebeing-naked” scale, probably because I am young and have received relatively little negative feedback when naked. I identify
with white, body-positive feminists (a la Lena Dunham), and have accepted the bumpy, square-shaped structure I was born in. Being undressed doesn’t scare me. There’s very little history of Green Valley online, save for a barebones website that boasts “average people from all walks of life” with members “of all shapes and sizes.” A few articles from the early 2000s offer little information to sate the curious mind. So what’s a gal to do but go experience it for herself, right? I made a reservation for midJuly and convinced my best friend to come along, for comic relief and company and because, at the end of the day, it’d be a story to tell. Bonnie is like me in many ways, a mixture of eccentric and curious, liberal yet self-aware. We had
envisioned bringing more guests on the adventure but, it turns out, organizing mutual friends to sign up for a weekend in our birthday suits proved difficult despite the short drive. Even my boyfriend declined to join the Garden of Eden outing. Like the vast majority of people, he said it was too far out of his comfort zone to spend a couple of days naked with strangers. Alas, we set out as a fearsome duo. We made our way to Green Valley, or the approximation that Google Maps had found for our search, via hilly back roads and past horse stables and the Bath Township ballparks. Technically in Granger Township, nestled between Hinckley, Richfield and Fairlawn, the 47-acre campground seems to be reluctant to be found amid barns and chain restaurants catering | clevescene.com | August 10 - 16, 2016
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a 10-mph crawl so the golf carts, which have run of the camp, can keep up. The majority of Green Valley to the interstate crowd. In fact, runs as a co-op, with members you’d be hard-pressed to find much working together to complete work besides a P.O. box listing online. projects and maintenance on the The drive reminded me of grounds, based on their talents, traveling to Girl Scouts camp my abilities and time. As we park next freshman year of high school. I to the sky-blue shed that serves as wondered if Green Valley would be the office, I spot a guy on a riding anything like the weekend I spent mower cutting the lawn. He’s naked, beading necklaces in my underwear of course. alongside my pubescent troop. In A middle-aged blonde hippie retrospect, maybe if we’d all been with glasses resting on the bridge more comfortable with our bodies of her nose and a large bronzed back then it would have saved some bosom takes our IDs into the office years of combined confusion. before gathering brochures and a When you complimentary defeat Green bag and towels Valley’s urge to for us. We survey not be found, the shelves you’ll find packed full of two miniscule sarongs, wraps, mustard letters sunglasses and affixed to a bangles. “Do pole just off the they have any road: GV. The sunscreen?” letters signify I ask Bonnie, something special terrified of to “snowbirds” burning my returning to their nipples. We summer nests. sign off on They act as a our paperwork — Bonnie makeshift address after reviewing to keep the estate the rules and shrouded in pastoral privacy, regulations, and exit the office in so hidden that even snooping single file behind our nude guide. neighbors can’t find them. As we She loads us up on the back of pull off onto their gravel drive, her golf cart, the leather seats hot to there is a chainlink fence decorated the touch from the summer sun, to with barbed wire on top. take us on an abridged tour of the “Hi. This is the Hunt party of park. We ride along past the onetwo. We have a reservation for a room shack where we’ll be staying, cabin,” Bonnie says assertively across from the pool, outdoor out of her unrolled driver’s-side showers, and community restrooms window and into the speaker box. A inside the clubhouse, to a modest metallic female voice echoes over the pond stocked with fish and a lone intercom, “Okay, go ahead and come paddleboat. Kitschy signs around straight up to the office.” the ornately decorated trailers Somewhere behind the fence parked on the grounds beam she pushes a button and the gate inspirational messages like, “It’s swings open. I shove our phones 5 o’clock somewhere,” and “Park into the glove box. On Green Valley’s your butt and take a seat,” the latter website, an FAQ section suggests emblazoned with a set of bare buns. that the only thing nudists hate Besides the pool, Green Valley’s more than using their last names campgrounds include pickle ball are camera phones. It’s just as well. and volleyball courts, as well as a “There are just too many people playground for kids and tetherball. out there on the internet that would I have never played tetherball, get a kick out of knowing we’re here clothed or otherwise, so I add it to together, naked,” Bonnie says. my list of things to do this weekend. Bonnie and I see a welcome Several fire pits sit stocked with sign attached to a fragment of chopped wood and kindling, a task fence painted brick red with white members of the co-op perform as script. It reads: “Welcome to Green part of their grounds duties. Inside Valley, A Family Nudist Camp,” in the clubhouse, a small stage and a medieval-looking font. We pass a tables are set up for community chalkboard sign on the opposite side ice cream socials, dances, and live of the car with updated activities performances. for the weekend. The speed limit is Green Valley has had a surplus
“There are just too many people out there on the internet that would get a kick out of knowing we’re here together, naked.”
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a towel, turn over, or take a quick dip in the pool,” it suggests.
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member-run board. “They knew it was here, but they could never find it.” The president of the Green Valley board, also named Steve, confirms the surrounding community’s naivety. “My office has been around the corner since 1999 and nobody up there knows we’re here,” he says. “For many, many years we kept it that way. The less people knew we
“My office has been around the corner since 1999 and nobody up there knows we’re here. For many, many years we kept it that way. The less people knew we were here, the less exposure and the less headaches we had.” — Steve years, she’d never seen Green Valley and didn’t know anyone who had visited, though if they had, they probably wouldn’t have advertised it to their conservative neighbors. “My wife’s first husband, they lived one street over,” says Steve B., the vice president of Green Valley’s
were here, the less exposure and the less headaches we had.” Each of the six board members I met with seemed impressed that I had been willing to bare it all for the sake of telling their story. It was similar to the vulnerability that they had gone through
themselves: Everyone starts as a visitor at Green Valley. In 1929, the first nude organization in the United States was established as an extension of a German movement called Nacktkultur, which encouraged people to lead a healthier lifestyle associated with being nude. In the 1930s, nudism gained popularity due to growing tolerance of sexual expression in America and testimonials of its therapeutic physical and mental benefits, according to Naked: A Cultural History of American Nudism by Brian Hoffman. That’s about the time the history of Green Valley begins, at least so far as can be recounted these days. Rumor has it that 80 years ago, the land was purchased by owners of the May Company who wanted a country estate for their friends and family to partake in what was one of the newest and most provocative trends of the time: naturalism. Green Valley continued to grow from a few modest wood cabins and primitive campsites, adding sanctioned lots with electricity for trailers and RVs as the years passed. Then, in 1973, the government took part of Green Valley’s property in order to build Interstate 271, land-locking a
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FEATURE portion of the camp in the process. Speculation at the time surmised that local officials purposely planned the I-271 construction through the nudist community in order to spurn the organization, but the rumored distaste for the camp was never officially documented. Around the same time as the concrete highway opened, nudity became legal on private property in Ohio. The GV co-op decided to sell the land on the opposite side of the highway to the Firestone family. This piece of Green Valley became Allard Park and at the very back of the public park one of the original Green Valley cabins stood until it crumbled five years ago. A sign designating its historical significance read, “Nudist Cabin: 1936.”
Before computers and the internet, the only way to find out about naturalist resorts and beaches was through the American Association for Nude
Recreation (AANR) or, as they were known in tamer times, the American Sunbather’s Association (ASA). AANR, Green Valley’s parent organization, placed ads in publications to drum up interest. “I read about AANR in Playboy,” says Steve, Green Valley president. “I was one of the few that actually read Playboy.” “You read Playboy, we read Penthouse!” exclaims Green Valley’s corresponding secretary, an 80-year-old woman with short, curly hair, wearing a key-lime colored sarong with white lace details, who for the purposes of this article would like to be known as “the Queen of Green Valley.” A member since 1978, she is one of the longest-tenured members, just behind a couple who have been attending for 50 years this summer. “Reading things online now, nude-cations come up all the time, but you never used to see that, not even five years ago,” says Vicki, the camp’s activities director, who has been a member, with her husband, for 14 years. He brought up the idea of nude recreation to her after a trip to the dentist’s office where he saw an ad for AANR in a Travel & Leisure magazine.
Green Valley is a far cry from resorts such as Hedonism II in Jamaica, which is mentioned throughout popular culture as an erotic vacation destination dedicated to explicit encounters and ample drug use. Green Valley is a far, far cry from that, but both are lumped together into the nude recreation industry, which brings in an estimated $400 million in business annually, according to USA Today. “If people are open to it and want to try this,” says Vicki regarding nacationing, as it’s been called, “it’s a smaller place to go rather than a massive resort. I think it’s more people-friendly.” There are 97 lots on the grounds of Green Valley, divided into affectionately named sections based on geography, like “Bare Bottoms” and “The Plateau: Home of Frog Hollow.” Four visitor cabins are available for rent. Bonnie and I stay in “Starlight,” which goes for $55 a night. Visitors must pay a daily fee, which is discounted if you are a member of AANR, INF (International Naturist Federation), or TNS (The Naturist Society). There are roughly 160 members, with 26 living on the
grounds during summer months. Membership is predominantly heterosexual couples but, “We don’t dictate a couple as a man and a woman. A couple is a couple, you know,” President Steve says. “We’ve had many gay and lesbian couples.” Only 10 percent of Green Valley’s members are single, one reason being to create a balance between sexes and perpetuate the familyfriendly atmosphere. Green Valley’s members range in age, but there is a large concentration of 40- to 60-year-olds. Bonnie and I seem to be outliers during our weekend stay. Green Valley has established itself as “family-oriented,” which may seem ethically questionable, but there are two generations of members from the same family registered at the campsite. Prominently written into their club guidelines is a reminder that sexual behavior or gesturing is absolutely not tolerated In the digital age, it has become much easier to get information about clothing-free campgrounds than it used to be. Yet, for a community known to let it all hang out, their members’ privacy is paramount when it comes to sharing
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Centennial Chat As part of its yearlong 100th anniversary celebration, the Cleveland Museum of Art continues its Centennial Chats series with a discussion of “White Tara,” a Tibetan sculpture dating back to the 1600s, on loan from the Asia Society, New York. Made of silver, a material rarely used in Tibetan sculpture, as well as gold and inlays of copper and semiprecious stones, “White Tara” is an enlightened being of Tibetan Buddhism. The seated yoga position, hand gestures, outfit and adornments are sure to make for a very lively conversation. The CMA hosts a Centennial Chat for White Tara at 2 p.m. today. Meet in gallery 237. It’s free. (Josh Usmani) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org.
Borgeous For the release of his debut artist album 13, the up-and-coming DJ Borgeous teamed up with a few of his good friends. Produced with the East Coast-based Riggi & Piros, the aggressive anthem “Savage” features Lil Jon. “Wanna Lose You” features Aussie DJ and producer tyDi, and “Ride It,” a tune he cut with Rvssian and M.R.I., includes a cameo from fellow Jamaican Sean Paul. You can catch him live tonight at FWD Day + Nightclub in the Flats. The event begins at 6 p.m. Tickets start at $10. (Niesel) 1176 Front Ave., 216-417-6282, fwdnightclub.com. MUSIC
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Pig + Whiskey Wednesdays The patio season is in full swing in Northeast Ohio, and chefs like Ben Bebenroth over at Spice Kitchen are finding every excuse in the book to move culinary operations out of the restaurant and under the clear blue skies. He and his crew have created Pig + Whiskey Wednesdays; Bebenroth and his chef Josh Woo fire up the smoker and cook up a mess of barbecue. The items vary based on whim and weather. There’s always a seasonal whiskey cocktail or two to wash it all down. The events run from 5 to 10 p.m. and there will be live music at some dates. No reservations are required. (Douglas Trattner) 5800 Detroit Ave., 216-961-9637, www. spicekitchenandbar.com.
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who went on to become the World Middleweight Champion. The film shows at 7 tonight and Friday at the Cleveland Museum of Art as part of the museum’s series Lords of the Rings: Boxing Films Before Rocky and Raging Bull. Tickets are $10, $8 for CMA members, seniors and students. (Niesel) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org.
Wednesday returns. Today from 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. at Perk Plaza at Chester Commons — at East 12th and Walnut Streets — food trucks gather to serve up lunch to area residents and employees. Follow the Downtown Cleveland Alliance on Facebook for weekly updates on vendors, entertainment offerings and more. Admission is free, but the food will cost you. (Niesel) downtowncleveland.com.
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Red Stage Summer Music Series Locals now have one more place to hear music this summer. On select Wednesdays, Beck Center for the Arts will present the outdoor Red Stage on the front lawn and patio of the Center’s main building, from 6 to 8 p.m. The free series features local artists. (Jeff Niesel) 17801 Detroit Ave., Lakewood, 216-521-2540, beckcenter.org. FILM
Somebody Up There Likes Me Paul Newman, Pier Angeli and Everett Sloane star in Somebody Up There Likes Me, a 1956 biopic about Rocky Graziano, the troublemaking teen
Wade Oval Wednesdays Wade Oval Wednesday takes place every Wednesday from 6 to 9 p.m. at Wade Oval in University Circle. Catch a free concert — jazz, swing, world music, and more. Between sets, check out the local food vendors, the beer and wine tent, the farmers’ market and free kid activities — all laid out on the Wade Oval lawn adjacent to the Botanical Garden, the Art Museum and the Natural History Museum. Tonight, the local group Councilman Conwell & the Footprints performs. (Niesel) universitycircle.org. FOOD
Walnut Wednesday You know it’s summer when Walnut
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Wednesdays on the Square The free weekly music events in our fair town just keep sprouting up. The latest endeavor, Wednesdays on the Square, features local acts performing in Market Square Park in Ohio City. The family friendly concert which takes place tonight from 6 to 9 p.m. also features a variety of local merchants and activities for kids and adults. The mission: “We hope to carry on the good vibes from the Ohio City Stages and keep the community coming together on Wednesdays in August,” says organizer Mark Raymond. (Niesel) facebook.com/events/262172957485480.
Edgewater Live Two years ago, the Cleveland Metroparks launched its extremely popular Edgewater Live Thursday night happy hour concert series. The event returns this year; the concerts take place from 5:30 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. every Thursday night. In addition to featuring a performance by a local band, the events feature yoga, standup paddleboarding and cornhole. And those ubiquitous food trucks will be on hand as well. It’s free. (Niesel) 6500 Cleveland Memorial Shoreway NW, clevelandmetroparks.com. MUSIC
Feel the Noize: The ’80s Rock Concert “Feel the Noize: The ’80s Rock Concert” is part of the Cleveland Stage Alliance’s new concert series that celebrates various beloved aspects of pop culture in a festive evening of song. Following the trend set in New York by such popular series as “Broadway Sings” and “54 Sings,” the Cleveland Stage Alliance utilizes a rotating cast of local talent to perform material outside the usual musical theater canon, with a distinctively theatrical flair. Tonight’s 7 p.m. performance at the Alma Theater at Cain Park focuses on the hard and glam rock of the ’80s. Tickets are $18. (Danielle Immerman) 14591 Superior Rd., Cleveland Heights, 216-371-3000, cainpark.com. SPORTS
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fun. Don’t think you can go to a hypnotist show and not participate, as Power will undoubtedly find a way to rope you into the show. He performs tonight at 7:30 at the Improv. Tickets are $12. (Martin Harp) 1148 Main Ave., 216-696-IMPROV, clevelandimprov.com. ART
Queer Art Show Cleveland’s Pride is being celebrated throughout the city this week. As
music throughout the evening. Free. (Usmani) 11633 Clifton Blvd., 216-221-2333.
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Makers Market The East 185th Maker’s Market series continues today from 4 to 8 p.m. This outdoor event features handcrafted products by local makers. Vendors range from long-time neighborhood businesses to new members of the “maker movement.” Stop by to learn more about these local makers and small business owners. This is your second-to-the-last opportunity to take part: The series concludes on Aug. 25. It’s free. (Usmani) 560 East 185th St., facebook.com/ events/1168028029925999/.
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Outdoor Movies at Crocker Park Seeing a film indoors, cooped up with hordes of sweating, texting teenagers, is hardly an optimal way to be entertained, especially given the lovely breezes and picnic-able lawns of Northeast Ohio in June, July and August. Watching a movie outside’s the way to go. Drive-ins no longer have the cachet, nor the presence, that they enjoyed in the soda-fountain 1950s, and while they’re thoroughly enjoyable, plenty of local cities and organizations are helping to fill the void by getting the silver screen out under the starry sky. For instance, every Thursday evening at 9 p.m. through August 25, Crocker Park screens a film behind the GameStop store. Tonight’s feature is the animated movie Inside Out. It’s free. (Sam Allard) 143 Crocker Park Blvd., Westlake, crockerpark.com.
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Cardio Hoop Dance It’s like Zumba, but better. That’s the tagline advertising Cardio Hoop Dance, a hula hoop workout that takes place at 11 a.m. on Fridays at U.S. Bank Plaza. If you don’t own a hoop, it’s no big deal. The event’s organizers will have a few you can use free of charge. New hoopers should arrive early to receive lessons. The event is free. (Niesel) East 14th St. and Euclid Ave., 216-771-4444, playhousesquare.org. ART
Confluence: 12 Collaborations The Morgan Art of Papermaking Conservatory & Educational Foundation celebrates the art of papermaking with a new exhibition of 12 collaborations between well-known American paper artists and artists working in printmaking, calligraphy and surface design. These collaborations include prints, books and more. Each work was created utilizing the unique facilities at the Morgan for this special exhibition. Confluence: 12 Collaborations opens with a reception from 6:30 to 8:30 tonight and remains on view through Sept. 16. It’s free. (Usmani) 1754 East 47th St., 216-361-9255, morganconservatory.org. DANCE
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Dancing Wheels Founded in 1980 by Mary VerdiFletcher, Dancing Wheels was the first dance company in America to stage performances with a company of dancers both with and without disabilities. Their extensive body of work from distinguished choreographers continues to showcase diverse artistic choices. Tonight’s performance is Labyrinth, with music by David Bowie. Experience this incredible performance at Evans Amphitheater at Cain Park at 8 p.m. Tickets are $25. (Immerman) 14591 Superior Rd., Cleveland Heights, 216-371-3000, cainpark.com. ART
part of the festivities, Twist Social Club hosts a Queer Art Show tonight from 6 to 9 in its side bar area. The exhibition features new and recent work by Joey Catanzarite, Benji Diaz, Anna Tararova and Scott Marous. All work is for sale, and the bar will feature drink specials and electronic
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on vulgarity to get a laugh out of the crowd. His personality and humor will be enough to keep you laughing the entire time. He also previously hosted the BET series Comic View, when the show achieved its highest ratings ever. You can catch Bruce at the Improv tonight at 7:30 and 10;
Into the Fade As part of August’s Walkabout Tremont, House Tremont Gallery hosts a two-day, two-person multimedia photography installation by local artists Barbara Merritt and Rebecca E. Yody. Into the Fade opens from 5 to 10 tonight and
continues from 5 to 10 tomorrow night. Merritt’s images explore the movement of color in a postapocalyptic landscape. Yody’s richly textured series of mixed-media photo collages explores a metamorphosis of materials and inspires thought and peace of mind. Tonight’s event includes performance artist Librarian on the turntable. Tomorrow’s event features an unplugged set by Duo Decibel System. It’s free. (Usmani) 2338 Scranton Rd., 216-323-0085, housetremont.com. FOOD
Lakeside Clambakes Catering to the late-night crowd, Cedar Point will be open until 11 p.m. weeknights and until midnight on Fridays and Saturdays during Cedar Point Nights. You can ride Valravn, the “tallest, fastest and longest dive coaster” in the world in the dark, and state-of-the-art vibrant LED lighting will illuminate the park’s rides and coasters. Tonight from 6:30 to 8 p.m., you can also enjoy a Lakeside Clambake that features fresh clams and shrimp served with corn cobbettes, potatoes and sausage. The meal includes one clambake bag as well as all-you-can-eat hamburgers, hot dogs, potato salad, cookies, Toft’s ice cream and Coca-Cola beverages. It costs $25, but guests can enjoy the buffet only for just $16. (Niesel) 1 Cedar Point Dr., Sandusky, 419-627-2350, cedarpoint.com. ART
Loaded This week, MOCA Cleveland begins its new free concert series, Loaded, with three acts utilizing improvisation with composition. The evening features performances by Tashi Dorji (Asheville, North Carolina), Joe Tomino (Cleveland) and Dandelion Moon (Cleveland), as well as Amanda Lee providing projected visuals. This first concert is inspired by Mark Mothersbaugh’s scores for TV and film, which explore the tension between acoustic and electric sounds. Loaded is free and performances run from 8 to 10 p.m. Admission to MOCA’s exhibitions is discounted to $5 on Fridays from 5 to 9 p.m. (Usmani) 11400 Euclid Ave., 216-421-8671, mocacleveland.org. FILM
The Pursuit Activists have been fighting for LGBT rights for 50 years. The movement really started when protesters gathered in front of Independence Hall in Philadelphia on July 4, 1965 and called for an
end to discrimination against homosexuals. In The Pursuit, an hour-long documentary, LGBT elders recall those troubled times. The film screens tonight at 6:30 at the Ohio Theatre. A half-hour discussion and Q&A session with the film’s producer follows. Tickets are $10 and the price includes a soft drink, candy and popcorn. (Niesel) 1501 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org. COMEDY
Christopher Titus Comedian Christopher Titus has been through a lot in his life: getting stabbed by a psycho girlfriend, getting fired from a suicide hotline, drunkenly falling into a bonfire, and all the while being told to “quit being a wussy” by his uber-militaristic dad. This guy doesn’t just tell jokes; he tells full-on stories and they are hilarious. He takes the stage at Hilarities at 7:30 and 10 tonight and a 7 and 9:30 tomorrow night at Hilarities. Tickets are $28 to $30. (Liz Trenholme) 2035 East Fourth St., 216-241-7425, pickwickandfrolic.com.
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Two New Exhibitions Beginning this weekend, BAYarts presents two new exhibitions in its galleries. Dean Shaffer: Studies from Direct Observation and Mary Ann Sedivy: Intuitive Variations both open with simultaneous receptions from 7 to 9 tonight. BAYarts pairs Shaffer’s representational paintings with Sedivy’s abstract compositions, emphasizing their mutual interest in the underlying structure of the natural order. Shaffer’s exhibition is in the Sullivan Family Gallery, and Sedivy’s show can be found in the Diane Boldman Education Gallery. Both shows remain on view through Sept. 16. It’s free. (Usmani) 28795 Lake Rd., Bay Village, 440-871-6543, bayarts.net. BEER
Van Aken Beer Garden Held in the parking lot of Van Aken Center in Shaker Heights, the Van Aken Beer Garden, a bi-weekly event, celebrates summertime with music, food, beer, wine, cocktails, retail vendors, and activities for the kids. This year, the series will run through Sept. 9. Admission is free and the event is both bike and pet friendly. It takes place from 6 to 10 p.m. In the case of rain, the event will be held inside Club Rock. A portion of the proceeds raised from the beer garden will go to a hosting non-profit. (Niesel)
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The Cleveland Flea A self-described “small business incubator” that draws thousands of locals to Tyler Village once a month to shop, the Cleveland Flea features a range of items you won’t find at the typical retail store. The flea offers “curated vintage,” “culinary all-stars” and “the most talented makers in the region.” As much a social gathering as a shopping experience, the Flea serves as an excellent hang, a place to meet and make friends. It runs from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. today. Admission is free. (Niesel) 3615 Superior Ave., theclevelandflea.com. FILM
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Dark Universe Narrated by Neil deGrasse Tyson, Dark Universe explores the mysteries of our solar system and beyond. The immersive and visually stunning planetarium show features “exquisite renderings of enigmatic cosmic phenomena, seminal scientific instruments, and spectacular scenes in deep space.” Although only 24 minutes long, the film captures the fascinating vastness of the universe. It screens today at noon and 4 p.m. at the Cleveland Museum of Natural History’s Nathan and Fannye Shafran Planetarium. There’s another show on Sunday, at 4 p.m. General admission is $5, but members get in free. (Elizabeth Bullock) 1 Wade Oval Dr., 216-231-4600, cmnh.org. MUSIC
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The Doo Wops The band that formed in 1972 out of the Heights High School music
department still knows how to rock with hits from the late ’50s and early ’60s. Their last five performances at Cain Park have been packed, so you won’t want to miss their show at Evans Amphitheater at 8 p.m. Tickets are $10. (Immerman) 14591 Superior Rd., Cleveland Heights, 216-371-3000, cainpark.com. MUSIC
Kailash Kher Perhaps the biggest star in Indian popular music today, Kailash Kher possesses such a soulful voice that critics have called him the Nusarat Fateh Ali Khan of India. Consider the numbers: He’s recorded more than 400 smash hits records in more than 100 Bollywood films and sung in more than 20 languages. Sewa International and Gujarati Samaj bring him to town tonight to benefit their Family Services Center initiative. The concert takes place at 7:30 at the State Theatre. Tickets are $35 to $250. (Niesel) 1519 Euclid Ave., 216-241-6000, playhousesquare.org. MARKET
La Placita Cleveland boasts a rich diversity of ethnic groups. The Hispanic-themed La Placita, a pop-up open air market held the second Saturday of the month, celebrates some of the city’s rich heritage. Installed in the parking lots just south of the West 25th Street and Clark Avenue intersection, La Placita features live entertainment, traditional food, artisan vendors and more. It takes place from 1 to 6 p.m. today. Admission is free. (Niesel) 3104 West 25th St., hbcenter.org. FESTIVAL
National Hamburger Festival Now in its 11th year, the National Hamburger Festival pays tribute to a staple in many Americans’ diets. The event takes place from noon to 11 p.m. today and noon to 7 p.m. tomorrow at Akron’s Lock 3; the festivities also include the Buckeye Brewfest, which takes place tomorrow. Independently owned and operated eateries ranging from perennial favorite Menches Bros. to the new-school food truck Square Scullery will serve up the grub at this year’s event. Activities include “Bobbing for Burgers,” a contest that involves diving head-first into a kiddy pool filled with ketchup to fish for burger patties, and the Ohio Hamburger Eating Championship, during which eight local eaters will compete to see who can consume the most 1-pound burgers in 10 minutes. Fleetwood Mac Mania, a tribute to
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GET OUT Fleetwood Mac, will headline tonight’s musical entertainment. Tickets are $5. 200 South Main St., Akron, 330-375-2877, lock3live.com. MUSIC
Silk Road Ensemble with Yo-Yo Ma The Silk Road Ensemble with Yo-Yo Ma features distinguished musicians, composers and performing artists from more than 20 countries around the world. The goal: “to celebrate, explore, and experiment with a wide variety of cultural approaches to musical performances for a one-of-akind musical experience.” The group performs tonight at 8 at Blossom. Tickets start at $39. (Niesel) 1145 West Steels Corners Rd., Cuyahoga Falls, 216-231-1111, clevelandorchestra.com.
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7th Day Sweat The “seventh day” tends to be a day of rest for many folks. But not for the party hearty people who run B-Side
Liquor Lounge, the popular dance club located below the Grog Shop. Dubbed 7th Day Sweat, their weekly Sunday night soiree features DJ White Rims spinning “today’s hottest dance hits,” so you can “sweat it out” every Sunday. Admission is free but you must be 21 or older. It all starts at 7 p.m. (Niesel) 2785 Euclid Hts. Blvd., Cleveland Heights, 216-932-1966, bsideliquorlounge.com. PATIO
Tropical Sundays A weekly summer celebration, Tropical Sundays at Now That’s Class feature cornhole and basketball in the club’s back parking lot and exclusive Tropical Sunday cocktails including Pimms, Paulito’s Puerto Rican Punch, Mi’Monsters, Cucumber Bloody Marys and Bloody Tooth. The club promises “many more surprises and activities” too. 3 p.m. Admission is free. (Niesel) 11213 Detroit Ave., 216-221-8576, nowthatsclass.net. FILM
Yarn From tops to swimsuits, crochet is on the hot list, so it would seem like an apt time to release a film about the material of the moment. Following three artists and an avant-garde
circus troupe, director Una Lorenzen artfully weaves these narratives into a broader tapestry — wink wink — that challenges preconceived notions about yarn, crochet and needlework. The film shows today at 1:30 p.m. at the Cleveland Museum of Art. Tickets are $9, $8 for CMA members, seniors and students. (Immerman) 11150 East Blvd., 216-421-7350, clevelandart.org.
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Lunch Hour Live Trivia A live hosted trivia event during which teams compete for prizes by answering trivia questions, Last Call Trivia takes place every Monday at U.S. Bank Plaza throughout the summer. The event lasts an hour. Games also include a point wagering system that gives teams the ability to choose their own strategy. The event takes place at noon. Admission is free. (Niesel) East 14th St. and Euclid Ave., 216-771-4444, playhousesquare.org.
Classical Revolution Cleveland Showcasing a variety of professional musicians in bars, cafes and the like, Classical Revolution Cleveland brings classical music to the masses; on the third Tuesday of every month, the performances are held at the Happy Dog. Full of immensely talented performers, CRC re-instills the relevancy of this vibrant art form. Tonight’s free, all-ages performance starts at 8. (Patrick Stoops) 5801 Detroit Ave., 216-651-9474, happydogcleveland.com.
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ART DRAW HARD A showcase of work by local cartoonist Nathan Ward launches at Loop By Josh Usmani IT’S BEEN A BUSY YEAR FOR local cartoonist Nathan Ward. On the same day as the birth of his newborn, he was awarded one of this year’s Creative Workforce Fellowships from Cuyahoga Arts and Culture and the Community Partnership for Arts and Culture. Thanks to the fellowship, he has been able to dedicate more time to his comics, which is a damn good thing. In celebration of the release of his latest self-published comic, Loop Tremont presents an exhibition of his recent work, opening with a reception from 6 to 10 p.m. this Friday, as part of this month’s Walkabout Tremont. The exhibition showcases Ward’s latest creation, Warpwish Comix, which he’s been working on all year. The exhibition includes original black-and-white ink drawings from the comic, as well as larger fullcolor prints of some of the pages. A followup to Ward’s 2014 Fun-O-Planet, Warpwish Comix #1 is printed on newsprint pages with a glossy cover. “I like floppy comics and I like that newsprint ages over time,” says Ward. “It puts a comic in a time and place. Thick hardcover graphic novels are nice, but it’s sad to read a comic like that.” In addition to drawing comics, Ward has plenty of other interests; he plays in a number of punk bands, such as Cruelster, Perverts Again and Smooth Brain. And he combines his love of art and music by creating flyers for local and national bands and concerts. He also hosts The Good Nite Show with Little Triv, a radio show on WRUW that satirizes The Mike Trivisonno Show on WTAM. Fellow Workforce Fellowship recipients include John “Derf” Backderf and John G., who introduced Loop’s Amanda Lee to Ward’s work. “I knew that he was a guy around the Cleveland punk scene. I had seen some of his flyers and they had piqued my interest, but it was John G. (of Shiner comics/Lake Erie Monster) that finally got me into Nate’s comics,” says Lee, Loop’s organizer of exhibitions. “He had been talking Nate up, and I finally gripped a Fun-O-Planet comic and some rad pins at John’s Ghengis
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Con. After that, I totally got it. Nate is carrying the Cleveland torch of underground weird comics. I know Cleveland can’t quite claim R. Crumb — he lived here for a while and helped make our most famous comic, American Splendor — but I feel Crumb’s presence in Nate’s work.” Looking forward to the exhibition and beyond, Lee says, “Now that Nate has won the CAC Grant, it’s going to be interesting to see his transition from comics, ads, and flyers to fine art pieces and larger scale works. My favorite thing about showing people who have done DIY artwork for awhile is that they have an ethos that I care about; they’ll have stuff for our poor punk Cleveland friends — like $10 comics and prints — and they’ll have bigger or original pieces for the collectors.” A lifelong Clevelander, Ward was born in 1992, and grew up in Fairview-Park, on the city’s west side. As a child, Ward and his twin brother Alex borrowed comics from the Fairview Public Library. During his high school years, his go-to shop for reading material became Carol & John’s Comic Book Shop. Today, Ward’s comics can be found in that very shop in a special
animation, Ward found inspiration during his first year at CIA in the school’s library, and its collection of alternative comics. Ward’s comics feature a strong DIY aesthetic, influenced by th0se underground comix of the 1960s and ’70s. “I found solace in the school’s library where I would just pummel through their (tiny) alternative comix section,” he says. “I knew of Harvey Pekar from the American Splendor movie, so I was drawn to those books first. I’d read those while riding the Rapid to the east
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section dedicated to local creators, like Ward’s fellow CWF recipients Derf and John G., as well as Harvey Pekar’s American Splendor, which played a major role in Ward’s development during college. Ward received a BFA in illustration from the Cleveland Institute of Art in 2014. Originally planning to study two-dimensional
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side every day for hours and I felt some kind of spiritual connection with this gritty, cranky Pekar man. Robert Crumb’s pages blew me away, so I looked into that whole movement and it was all so gross and hairy and amazing. For the rest of college, I just tried honing my personal artistic vision through every assignment, even if it didn’t always
fit. Drawing ugly is easy for me, and it’s the right thing to do.” His comics and illustrations have been featured in numerous publications, including Scene’s annual Comics Issue, the Plain Dealer, Happiness Comix Anthology, Maximum Rock ’n’ Roll, Pork Magazine and countless punk concert flyers and album covers, both locally and nationally. Last year, Ward self-published the first issue of his new ’zine, PUS, which features comics, interviews, record reviews and work by other artists with a focus on Cleveland’s punk music scene, both past and present. He also began travelling to various small press conventions and expos throughout the country. For more information on current and future projects, you can follow Nathan Ward at nwardcomics.tumbr. com, on Instagram @nwardcomics and through his website, nwardcomics.net.
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MOVIES ANYTHING BUT ORDINARY A romance goes awry in the drama Indignation By Danielle Immerman PLENTY OF FILMS CENTER on the trials and tribulations of young adulthood; many movies depict the ways in which college can be a battlefield for self-discovery. However, in Indignation, Marcus Messner’s (Logan Lerman) journey from New Jersey to an anti-Semitic college is anything but ordinary. The movie opens Friday at the Cedar Lee Theatre. Set in the early 1950s, the aptly named film tells the story of a highly intelligent Jewish boy who ventures off to a small college in Ohio where he is treated unfairly by the dean for being Jewish. However, unfazed by discrimination, Marcus refuses to accept prejudice as normalcy. He rejects the bid of a prestigious Jewish fraternity, seems content with having no social life, routinely verbalizes his thoughts on the absurdity of attending chapel and finds solace in his studies. His life is normal, perhaps even a little bit boring. But then he takes fellow student Olivia Hutton (Sarah Gadon) on a date.
Like most other coming of age movies, the premise of Indignation predictably revolves around romance. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, boy’s life changes because of girl. However, despite the predictability of this narrative, the film is still hauntingly beautiful to watch. You know Marcus will fall for Olivia from the minute he meets her. Beautiful, mysterious, smart, mesmerizing and profoundly different, Olivia is everything a man could ever want but can never have; Marcus’s mistake is believing he could have her.
The beautiful disaster that unfolds is, of course, inevitable. From the moment Olivia candidly confesses to being hospitalized for attempted suicide, it’s clear that her sanity would come unraveled at the hands of Marcus. Though she seems stable during their fleeting time together, her sexual promiscuity and secrecy plagues their future. This short-lived love affair ruins Marcus. Olivia ends up hospitalized after a nervous breakdown while Marcus winds up fighting in the Korean War. The Titanic-esque crash of their
lives is hard to watch. In fact, at times, the film feels like a horror movie. If not for the lovely, soft score, period-piece costumes and cinematography, it could easily be classified in a different genre. The film’s shortcoming lies in the fact that it doesn’t develop Olivia’s character. She’s a fascinating and mysterious character, but she gets very little screen time. The audience knows next to nothing about her except that she almost killed herself and spent the remainder of her life haunted by her mental illness. At the beginning and end of film, we see a nurse caring for an old Olivia in a room with wallpaper that’s reminiscent of the flowers she gave Marcus. If not for the wallpaper, it would be unclear as to how much she actually cares for him. We know what becomes of Marcus, but her life is far more intriguing than the protagonist’s; it’s just too bad the movie ends before we can figure her out.
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SPOTLIGHT: ANTHROPOID WORLD WAR II MADE LIFE PARTICULARLY difficult for the people of Czechoslovakia. The country had to contend with a certain Reinhard “The Butcher of Prague” Heydrich (Detlef Bothe), a Nazi extremist who was the mastermind behind the Final Solution. Heydrich led the Nazis who occupied the country and turned Czech against Czech as he created an environment of fear during his reign. He was a real son of a bitch, a man whom even Adolf Hitler found a little scary. With his new film Anthropoid, which opens Friday at Tower City Cinema, writerdirector Sean Ellis ( Metro Manila) revisits Czechoslovakia during the time period to tell the remarkable story of how Jozef Gabík (Cillian Murphy) and Jan Kubiš (Jamie Dornan), two soldiers from the Czechoslovakian army-in-exile, parachuted into Czechoslovakia to try to take out the Butcher. A thrilling film based on actual events, the movie benefits from the fact that the story of Jozef and Jan’s valor hasn’t been told and retold in the past. Unlike many war
movies that center on stories with known outcomes, Anthropoid centers on a little known story. Not knowing the outcome creates a good deal of suspense in Anthropoid, and Ellis gives these war heroes the tribute they deserve by depicting the ardor of their task in his historical drama. When Jozef and Jan land in the woods outside Prague, things immediately begin to go wrong. Jan cuts himself on a branch and can barely walk, and the farmer who finds them turns out to be a turncoat. But they eventually make their way into the city and work with other resistant fighters there to coordinate a plot to assassinate the Butcher. Given their limited resources (they have little in terms of guns and ammunition), Jozef and Jan don’t seem to have much chance of pulling off the assassination. But they make the best of what they do have and come up with a plan that involves intercepting the Butcher as he leaves Nazi headquarters one day.
It’s not giving too much of the film’s plot away to say that their plan doesn’t go off as intended and the duo then has to endure the wrath of the Nazis. The film’s second half focuses on the way the Nazis tore through the city to try to find the guys who tried to assassinate their leader. The torture scenes are particularly excoriating, and the body count rises as the Nazis struggle to find where the assassins have hidden. The film effectively conveys the horrors of war. Dornan is terrific as Jan, a fighter willing to risk anything to complete the task at hand. And Murphy excels as the less-assured Jozef, a guy whose hands shake so much that he has trouble firing a pistol when he and Jan begin their venture. By the end, he becomes a ruthless solider, a transformation that Murphy handles adroitly. In fact, the other actors and actresses in the ensemble cast all deliver compelling performances as well. The audience for a war film that centers on a Czech assassination attempt in World War II may be limited, but that doesn’t diminish the film’s power. — Jeff Niesel | clevescene.com | August 10 - 16, 2016
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A STEP ABOVE In a crowded landscape, Thai Kitchen in Lakewood dishes up authenticity By Douglas Trattner PICK UP ANY THAI RESTAURANT menu in town and you’re bound to see the same collection of popular chestnuts trotted out time and time again. That’s not the case at Thai Kitchen in Lakewood, home to Chef Kwan and her lengthy roster of authentic restaurant-style and home-style Thai dishes. A graduate of one of Bangkok’s top culinary arts programs, Kwan boldly and unequivocally sets herself apart from the rest of the field. “This is the most authentic Thai restaurant in Cleveland,” she proudly states. “We have dishes on the menu that you will not find anywhere else.” Diners reward restaurants like Thai Kitchen and operators like Kwan, which is why this buried treasure has thrived for 20 years despite a Lilliputian footprint that constricted diners and cooks alike. The Birdtown restaurant originally was opened by Kwan’s cousin, Jum, who retired in 2010. Since that time, the chef has nearly doubled the size of the menu and doubled the size of the restaurant. This past January, the owners expanded into the adjacent space, allowing them to build a bright and roomy new seating area that increased the number of chairs from 12 to 28 while offering views of the greatly enlarged open kitchen. If your favorite Thai restaurant
doesn’t offer the customary array of condiments with meals, perhaps you should consider finding a new one. These four-compartment caddies are like the salt and pepper of Thai dining, allowing diners to customize dishes to suit their tastes. Kwan offers up small containers of pickled chiles in vinegar, roasted hot chile powder, Thai chile flakes in oil, and a sweet and spicy concoction with fish sauce. In the starter department, there’s the intriguing sounding pickled mustard green soup ($3.50), a tart and tangy brew normally containing pork, but here also offered with chicken or tofu. Even familiar sounding dishes like the popular
Served in a deep mortar (sans pestle), ribbons of crisp papaya are tossed in a tart and spicy dressing sweetened with a touch of palm sugar and garnished with roasted peanuts. Every diner should try it. Longtime fans of Thai food might discover that some of their favorite dishes are prepared differently here than at other establishments. The chef’s Thai beef salad ($12.99), for example, is not a toss of rare sliced beef and crisp greens in a cool, tart and bracing dressing. This version, from Thailand’s northeastern regions, involves cooking the beef in a hot dressing. Personally, I prefer the former. One of the dishes rarely seen
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tom yum soup ($3.99) don’t taste at all familiar. Far from the onedimensional versions that taste only of coconut milk, Kwan’s broth is tropical and creamy, but also bright and bursting with lemongrass and lime. The bowl is filled with poached sliced shrimp, shredded cabbage and mushrooms. There might not be a more refreshing hot-weather dish than Kwan’s green papaya salad ($8.99).
outside of Thailand, notes Kwan, is a Burmese-style pork curry dish ($10.99) from Chiang Mai called hung leh (H5 on the menu). The rich, robust and silky sauce is loaded with tender pieces of pork and benefits from a housemade curry paste. Like most of the dishes served here, there’s an appropriate (read, “aggressive”) amount of heat. Curry (and heat) lovers should explore all of Kwan’s curries, which range from
the mild and mellow massaman to the explosive “jungle curry.” All can be made with chicken, beef, pork, shrimp or tofu. If you took Kwan’s heavenly tom yum soup and added a tangle of chewy egg noodles, crisp-tender cauliflower and broccoli, and a heaping dose of red curry, you’d wind up with coconut curry noodle soup ($12.49). Served in a large bowl, and available with shrimp, chicken, pork, beef or tofu, the dish bounces between sweet and heat in that classic Thai fashion. For dessert, the chef peels and dices ripe, fragrant mango and pairs it with sweetened black sticky rice ($4.99). Or, if you’re feeling brave, consider giving the durian fruit a try. Describing the old setup, where a cramped dining room encircled the petite kitchen, Kwan says she and her coworkers felt like “sardines in a can.” Not only was the arrangement physically unworkable on busy nights when take-out orders were flying in, but it was artistically stifling. This cheery new kitchen acts like a pressure relief valve that should enable Chef Kwan to continue cooking for many more years.
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AS SUMMER DWINDLES DOWN to the last days of August, certain traditions signify it’s almost time to head back to school. Blueberry picking was always among the less obvious family activities, more subtle than purchasing pointy new Crayolas. Fruit topped desserts, berry vinaigrettes and sweet garnishes bursting with flavor are making their way onto plates across Cleveland. It’s officially berry season. Northeast Ohioans who want to support local farming and try their hand at freezing, canning or eating fresh fruit straight from the source can visit these convenient locations, all within an hour of the city. Sustainable local farming ensures that visitors will take home fresh fruit in bulk for only a few bucks and have a Pinterestperfect time doing it. Not all farms are created equal. These few are off the beaten path and all let you pick your own to get a taste for harvesting fruit firsthand. Call in advance before setting out as this activity is dependent on weekly harvests and good weather. BAUMHART BERRY FARM 2200 Baumhart Rd., Vermilion, 440-984-0141, baumhartberryfarm.com. Described as a countryside oasis, this Vermilion farm offers PYO blueberries for just $3.10 per pound. Later in August blackberries also will be available. Talk about local! Chez Francois, also in Vermilion, sources berries for their summer menu through Baumhart. The berry farm also has a wide variety of u-pick flowers and herbs such as lavender available at their store. Their website has tons of recipes and articles citing the powerful health benefits of blueberries. GREENFIELD BERRY FARM 2485 Major Rd., Peninsula, 330-657-2924, greenfieldberryfarm.com. This farm, within the Cuyahoga Valley National Park, is a Countryside Initiative Farm and also operates as a CSA (community supported agriculture) with shares continuing through autumn. They’ll have blueberries and red raspberries for the public to pluck, as well as garlic and sunflowers until September. A portion
of sales goes directly back to the National Park system. QUARRY HILL ORCHARDS 8403 Mason Rd., Berlin Heights, 419-588-2858, quarryhillorchards.com. Apples, peaches, plums, oh my! Quarry Hill has a variety of fruits that others in the area do not. While PYO-cherry season has come to a close, PYO-peach and apple season is just gearing up. Nectarines and plums will also be available for purchase on the property, along with pears as they become available in early September. If you can’t get out to Quarry Hill, The Grocery OHC has been known to carry their fruit. RITTMAN ORCHARDS 13548 Mt. Eaton Rd., Doylestown, 330-925-4152, rittmanorchards.com. While Rittman’s PYO berry season is officially over, get ready for PYO apples in September. Available at their store now are pre-packaged red raspberries, blueberries, blackberries, and peaches. The farm also features special pies of the month at their bakery (August is peach), and staff is working hard on a new line of artisan hard ciders and wines debuting soon. If you can’t fit in the 45-minute drive to Doylestown, Coquette Patisserie concocts a variety of sweets using Rittman berries. ROSBY BERRY FARM & GREENHOUSE 42 East Schaaf Rd., Brooklyn Heights, 216-661-6102, rosbycompanies.com. These guys specialize exclusively in red raspberries on this 16-acre farm, but you may have to wait a little longer to reap the rewards here. Raspberries at Rosby’s won’t ripen for a week or two; however, they’ll last clear into October. This Brooklyn Heights patch is just five miles from downtown Cleveland, so there’s no excuse for not making your way out to their garden center this year. They also produce their own soils and mulches, and sell pickling cucumbers and pumpkins.
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EAT ZAYTOON COMES TO THE HALLE BUILDING By Douglas Trattner A YEAR AND A HALF AGO, DAVID Ina and his parents, Ghada and Albert, opened Al’s Deli (1717 East Ninth St., 216-589-9223) on the main floor of the Residences at 1717, formerly the East Ohio Building. That popular deli is one of the few places in town where a diner can order a corned beef sandwich alongside a homemade falafel pita. “Some days we sell more chicken shawarma than we do Reubens,” Ina explains. “It amazes me the amount of traffic that comes in particularly for the Middle Eastern food, which makes us really confident with this new concept.” That new concept is Zaytoon Lebanese Kitchen, a Middle Eastern cafe that will open in the former Huron Square Deli space (1150 Huron Rd. E.) in the Halle Building, which closed last winter. “When the space became available to us we were going back and forth about whether to open another deli, cafe or sandwich shop, but deep down, I’ve always had this concept in mind,” Ina adds. “Doing the food that is cooking from the heart.” The 2,800-square-foot space will feature an open kitchen where fresh pitas will be baked in full view. There will be limited seating inside and out on the patio. Ina will be open for breakfast and lunch and expects to do extensive carryout and catering business. Zaytoon will open early, offering Turkish coffee and Lebanese pastries like namoura, dense semolina bars flavored with orange blossom water, and kunafa in ka’ak, bubbling sweet cheese baked with shredded phyllo and tucked into sesame bread. The lunch menu will feature lentil soup, salads like tabbouleh and fattoush, vegetarian and beef-filled grape leaves, spinach pies and meat pies, falafel, and beef and chicken shawarma rolled into pita sandwiches. “We don’t want to over-complicate the menu,” Ina says. “We’ll keep the menu simple and add specials of the stuff I grew up eating that my mom makes, like stuffed zucchini and rolled cabbages.” In Arabic, zaytoon means olive. “The core of Lebanese food always starts with really good olive oil,” Ina says. Look for the restaurant to open in late 2016 or early 2017.
CLEVELAND BAGEL CO. TO OPEN RETAIL AND PRODUCTION SPACE IN OHIO CITY Up to this point, the boys from Cleveland Bagel Co. (216-3957723) have been working out of rented space, first at the Cleveland
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RHINEGEIST BREWERY TO EXPAND DISTRIBUTION INTO CLEVELAND AND AKRON Cleveland craft beer fans will soon spot the popular Cincinnatibased Rhinegeist beers and ciders in local bars, restaurants, liquor and grocery stores. Draft products will begin popping up the second week in August while packaged beer will start showing up the last week in August. Rhinegeist translates to “Ghost of the Rhine” and refers to the brewery’s location in the historic Over-the-Rhine neighborhood. The brewery is housed in the old bottling plant of the Christian Moerlein Brewing Company, once the city’s largest brewery. Brewmaster Jim Matt, formerly of Sun King brewery, has a weak spot for dry, hoppy, West Coast-style IPAs. “Cleveland is a great craft beer town and we knew we would need to find the right partner if we weren’t going to do it ourselves,” says Bryant Goulding, co-founder and VP of sales. “The House of
LaRose [distributor] is a force in the Cleveland and Akron market and shares our commitment to customer service and building the Ohio craft beer market. We are thrilled and excited to announce this partnership and Rhinegeist’s expansion into the great city of Cleveland.” Cheers, and welcome.
TAVERN COMPANY RELOCATES TO BRENNAN’S COLONY SPACE For decades, the Colony has been a fixture of the Cedar-Lee neighborhood of Cleveland Heights. That history ended last week when the business closed its doors. But this saga has a surprising and satisfying twist. Chris Armington, longtime employee of the Colony, and current owner of the nearby Tavern Company, has purchased the business and will relocate his operation across the street. “It’s crazy, I know,” he says during a call. “I’m basically going back home.” The Colony has been around for more than 30 years, but business seemed to have suffered in the wake of longtime owner Jim Brennan’s death two years ago. Armington, who worked at the Colony for more than a decade during Brennan’s reign, had designs on that space all along. In the end, no deal was ever cemented. “That’s what I wanted seven years ago but it wasn’t an option then, so I bought the secondbest place [Tavern Company],” he explains. “My dream was to always own that place.” Longtime Tavern Company (and Colony) chef Jamie Wynbrandt will make the move, as will the rest of the staff. “I feel like the Colony was J.B. [Jim Brennan] and the Tavern Company is me,” Armington says. “Why rebrand ourselves again? It took us years to rebrand the Tavern Company.” The move nets Armington more dining room space, a larger kitchen, more parking and that lovely back patio. As for the old Tavern Company property, it’s for sale, lock, stock and barrel, says Armington. “I’m selling the business, I’m selling the equipment, I’m selling the liquor license, I’m selling everything.”
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PROUD TO BE A PERPETUAL WORK-IN-PROGRESS After 30 years, alt-rockers Goo Goo Dolls are still successfully ‘managing chaos’ By Jeff Niesel ALT-ROCKERS GOO GOO DOLLS sold truckloads of albums in the ’90s when they delivered 14 Top-10 radio hits, including “Name,” “Slide” and “Iris.” But they didn’t always have such a radio-friendly sound. When the band first formed in Buffalo in 1986, its music sounded harsher, perhaps reflecting the city band members called home. “Buffalo was a struggling city when we got together in about 1986,” says singer-bassist Robby Takac via phone from Los Angeles where the band was rehearsing for a summer tour that includes a stop
at Jacobs Pavilion at Nautica on Aug. 10. “The steel industry had pretty much moved out. The town wasn’t doing great, quite honestly. The music scene was awesome there when we were kids. Our social scene was small but pretty vibrant. That’s where everything came together. In my mind, it was a much more open scene back then. People weren’t into just Jamaican jungle and EDM or that kind of categorization.” Takac says he has fond memories of the band’s first-ever show. “We played at the local punk rock club for half a case of beer, which was gone before we were finished,”
he says. “It was an uneventful punk rock show but there seems to be an awful lot of people who remember being there. I don’t remember it too vividly.” The Splatcats, another Buffalobased punk band, helped the Goo Goo Dolls get their first record deal with Celluloid Records. “We did a demo maybe six weeks after we were together,” says Takac. “That made its way out. Some of the songs became our first album, which came out in 1986. From there, we went to Metal Blade and many of its subsidiaries.” With 1993’s Superstar Car Wash,
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MUSIC in that time and [singer] John [Rzeznik] especially has looked out there to see what was going on and how we can apply to it what we’ve done from the beginning.” The band came of age during a time when groups would change their sound and evolve, so it wasn’t a huge shock when its sound morphed. The band had one of its biggest breaks with a slow song, the power ballad “Iris.” The guys originally recorded the tune for the 1998 film City of Angels and then included it on their studio album Dizzy Up the Girl. “When we got asked to be on that City of Angels record, it was U2 and Peter Gabriel and Alanis Morissette and I’m forgetting some of the big ones,” says Takac. “It was crazy. We thought it was cool that we got on the record. We didn’t think much of it. John got called into the movie producer’s office and had a demo of the song and brought in a guitar and played him the rough sketch. The producer loved it and told us to do it. We also decided to put it on our album [Dizzy Up the Girl] and against the odds it ended up becoming a standout track. Think of how different our career would have been if we hadn’t recorded that song.” As soon as the band finished its last tour in support of 2013’s Magnetic, it started writing the songs for its latest effort, Boxes. Takac says it worked differently on
and a subdued guitar riff that sounds a bit like something the Edge might play, the first track, “Over and Over,” includes the phrase “turn it up” in the refrain, setting the tone for the disc, which puts an emphasis on uptempo songs rather than ballads. “[‘Over and Over’] is the first song that we sat together in a room and wrote together in 10 years,” Takac says. “John had this idea for a riff and we brought it to other producers and they didn’t like it. We brought it in to Drew Pearson, who was working on some other songs with us, and he said it was a great song, and he helped us get the most out of it. I’m proud of it. I hope it becomes a single [after ‘So Alive’].” In retrospect, Takac says he and Rzeznik didn’t imagine the group lasting much longer than a few years. Thirty years on, it’s remarkable the two are still together (other members have rotated in and out of the band). “We were glad to get that half of a case of beer and then figure out how to get another one,” says Takac. “I don’t think when you’re 20, you think about anything you might be doing when you’re 50, especially when you’re a punk rocker kid. It’s like, ‘Make it to 25? Are you kidding me?’” Despite the “ups and downs” the band has experienced, Takac says he’s happy to still be touring and recording with Rzeznik. “There’s a huge advantage to having years of doing that with the same dude you’re standing next to,” he says. “It’s more than that too. It’s being in the van and figuring out
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the album and collaborated with other writers more extensively than it has in the past. “With this record, we embraced that process of taking it song by song in a way that we weren’t able to on the last record,” he says. “We had never done that before. Sharing songwriting with other people was something John had to grow into a little bit more. I’m super proud of this record. We recorded all over the country with a bunch of different producers in New York and Los Angeles and the state of Washington. We worked a little bit in Buffalo. It was a super great experience and very positive.” Featuring Rzeznik’s raspy vocals
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how you’re going to pay the rent and dealing with being married a couple of times and dealing with a couple of drummers. We’ve been managing chaos this entire time. That’s just normal for us. Every time we start a run for a summer tour, we have to hire on some new dudes and it’s funny to watch new people come in and see how this operates. It’s been a work-inprogress for 30 years now. The way we do things is unique to our situation, but we tend to get it done.”
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MUSIC ALL THAT JAZZ Singer-pianist Kandace Springs offers a track-by-track analysis of her latest album By Jeff Niesel INSPIRED BY HER FATHER, a Nashville-based soul singer who’s worked with the likes of Chaka Khan and Aretha Franklin, singerpianist Kandace Springs began playing piano at age 10 and started singing when she was 13. She took classes at Nashville Jazz Workshop, the city’s community center for jazz, and honed her chops there. All the hard work has finally paid off. Produced by Grammy-winner Larry Klein (Lizz Wright, Melody Gardot, Joni Mitchell, Herbie Hancock), her terrific new album, Soul Eyes, touches upon soul and pop while adding jazz influences to the mix. The album’s 11 songs include a mix of originals and cowrites as Springs covers tunes by Jesse Harris, Shelby Lynne and War. Springs spoke about each track on the album in a recent phone interview. “Talk to Me” Larry Klein wanted me to get with Jesse Harris to see what songs he had. He wrote songs for Norah Jones, and I love me some Norah. He lives in Tribeca in New York City. He has two apartments that he turned into one huge apartment. It’s pretty dope. He stated playing the song, and it immediately jumped out at me. “Soul Eyes” featuring Terence Blanchard It’s my favorite song on the album. It captures me in all my rawness. I love jazz. That’s what I grew up playing. Evan Rogers and Carl Sturken are the guys who found Rihanna. They’re known for finding pop artists, but they’re jazz heads. Carl found the song, and it really moves me. The chords are so satisfying. The brilliant [producer] Don Was had the idea to get Terence Blanchard on it. I was like, “Yes.” “Place to Hide” It’s been around for a while. Judie Tzuke is a British writer. Lucie Silvas lives in Nashville. One other guy wrote it too. I heard it five years ago and loved it. I used to play it in my sets. I used to be a valet parking attendant at the Renaissance Hotel
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what Sade and me would sound like if we had a baby. We wanted to channel that. I came up with the hooky part at the end. It was a lot of fun. Terence Blanchard contributes as well. It was over after that. He smashed that solo. “Fall Guy” I wrote this with Evan Rogers and Carl Sturken. I’ve known them for 10 years now. That’s an important part of any story I tell. We wrote that with Jimmy Harry, who wrote with Pink and Madonna. It was born as it went. The idea is about being someone’s fall guy and covering for someone. It’s like telling the person, “You can commit your crime and do your thing until you figure out that I’m the one for you.” “The World Is a Ghetto” That’s Larry Klein. I heard the song once or twice before. War has the best version all day. I have respect for that. Prince got on my case about this and said, “Why would you cover their song?” My version is more like Erykah Badu meets Nina Simone.
in Nashville. I used to play at the Bridge bar there. I would wash up and come back and play a whole set there at night. There would be drunk people stumbling through with their luggage, but when I played that song, it was like magic. People stopped in their tracks to listen. “Thought It Would Be Easier” I didn’t know who Shelby Lynne was until Larry Klein introduced me
got in the studio and put our heads together on that. Brandon Alexander contributed as well. He’s a hot producer who just did Tyrese Gibson’s album. He does the bass line on it. We liked that bass line so much that we wrote the song around it. “Neither Old nor Young” When we heard it up in Jesse Harris’ apartment, we fell in love with it. We loved the simplicity of it.
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Norah Jones would have smashed that. That’s why it appeals to me. “Too Good to Last” featuring Terence Blanchard That I wrote with Greg Wells and Linda Robbins who are out in L.A. We wrote something to channel
“Leavin’” This has a throwback churchy feel. I like that. It’s a Shelby Lynne tune. it sounds like Gladys Knight and I love Gladys Knight. Larry [Klein] wanted me to do it. It has a choir feel in the background. “Rain Falling” I wrote this one when I was 16, years ago. After “Novocaine Heart,” that was Prince’s favorite song. I was inspired by George Shearing who had an arrangement of a jazz standard called “I’ll Never Be the Same.” I don’t know where I found it. I think one of my teachers found it. If you listen to that song, you’ll hear the similarity. I was obsessed with Stevie Wonder too. I wanted to do these unpredictable chord progressions. It’s also like Duke Ellington with its simple but elegant lyrics.
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MUSIC LOSE YOUR ILLUSIONS Local hardcore act Harvey Pekar gets conceptual on its new album By Jeff Niesel GUITARIST ELLIOTT FRANK and singer Nick Kratsas have been friends since they were kids, but they never played in a band together until they formed the hardcore outfit Harvey Pekar a few years ago. The lead screamer in the local outfit Heads Held High, Frank had “fucked around” with playing guitar and in the wake of Heads Held High’s implosion, realized he wanted to start up another band. So who better to experiment with than Kratsas? “I wanted to be in a band but not yell,” says Frank one afternoon while sitting at the bar at Ohio City’s Platform Beer Co. “We had been friends forever so it made sense to start a band,” adds Kratsas, who has accompanied Frank. “We felt like there was potential in playing together from the start.” The two then met bassist Nick Schmitt outside the punk club Now That’s Class. The band, which also includes guitarist Ty Sickels, has had a rotating cast of drummers until Nate Kelly showed up. “Whatever the web of friendships are in the band, they’ve been road tested,” says Frank. “The stuff that would throw hiccups into other bands doesn’t affect this band. Any damning, band-ending argument would have occurred years ago at this point. Both Nick and I have booked shows locally, so we feel like we know how to do band shit.” The group initially issued a selfreleased EP, Thirty Ghosts, which they recorded locally at Brain Child Recording Studios in Lakewood. “That record happened pretty quick,” says Frank. “As soon as we had enough songs that justified some type of release, we wanted to record right away. It had metastasized and we knew what the band was about.” Last year, the guys followed it up with Upward, Not Northward, which they also recorded at Brainchild Records. The album included songs from the EP, but the group rerecorded them for the full-length. “It was different from the EP,” says Frank. “We had had three different drummers so the songs were a bit different. After you start practicing, there’s a breakthrough period where you start learning new things at one point. The jump was a huge one. We
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were way better than we were six months ago because of the practicing and digging into our instruments. Even Nick’s voice sounds drastically different.” Now, they’re set to release The Astral We. They play a Vinyl Release show at the Agora to celebrate its release and kick off a tour in support of the album. The album opens with the sludge-y “Huff Joules,” a song that features parched vocals and meaty guitar riffs. Kratsas’ sneering vocals and an onslaught of hard-rock riffs distinguish aggressive songs like “IfThen/Else” and “Truisms of Infinite Regress.” “Body, Our Contronym” features rousing gang-style vocals. The album’s other songs have a similar intensity to them.
accessible. “I love hardcore from the late ’90s and early 2000s because it’s fun,” Frank says. “There was a bunch of rock ’n’ roll stuff happening back then, and the bands would play riffs that sounded like they could fit in a Thin Lizzy song. It had the urgency of punk rock but was also something you could hum for 20 minutes after you were done listening to it.” The songs also revolve around a concept. “I wanted to make the lyrics cohesive, so it’s all about human consciousness and the sense of self,” says Kratsas. “The album is about self-identity and the sense of being an individual. I’m interested in those ideas, and I drew inspiration from
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“We wanted to do something different with the album,” says Kratsas. “These songs represent a cleaner break. Ty is in the band, and we wanted to write 10 songs for the album that would take that into account.” While not especially melodic, the mid-tempo tunes are still fairly
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sci-fi books and movies that talk about artificial intelligence.” Though Frank and Kratsas never met the late comic-book writer Harvey Pekar, they decided upon the band name because it references their childhood experiences hanging out at comic book shops. “Elliott and I spent most of our
adolescence at a comic book store while we were discovering music,” Kratsas says. “When I thought of naming the band ‘Harvey Pekar,’ I was thinking of his honesty and observant nature and that aspect of his writing and, of course, the fact that he was from Cleveland. When I write lyrics, I think about how that fits into it. That aspect of it still holds true. I think of him walking down the sidewalk and grumbling about the people he sees. I think of my lyrics as observations of people in some similar sense.” Frank says band members might all give wildly different answers about the group’s name. “He’s a working stiff who could still be creative and have something to say,” says Frank. “We don’t have illusions of being rock stars. We all have day jobs, but we have an aggressive sense of purpose when it comes to being in a band. You can have a creative outlet and make something of importance and have that as a creative way to share an experience, but it’s not like you’re either an artist or someone who has a day job. It’s not stratified. It’s not either/or.”
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Selwyn Birchwood: Often sounding like multiple guitarists working at once, Selwyn Birchwood has been carving a nice name for himself on the blues circuit these past few years. With 2014’s Don’t Call No Ambulance, Birchwood shows off a flair for tight riffs and flashy lead work. He also reels in some great musicians to guest on a number of those tunes (dig the brass on the title track). “Walking in the Lion’s Den” slows things down a bit, with Birchwood’s smoky vocals curling around a late-night lounge bass line, and “Tell Me Why” opens up into rock ‘n’ roll pastures and heavy-duty percussion. It’s clear that Birchwood has a knack for dynamics, and it’s a real treat to hear him combine that penchant with more traditional blues moves. (Eric Sandy), 8 p.m., $15. Beachland Ballroom. 10 X 3 Singer Songwriter Showcase: Hosted by Brent Kirby (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Chris Coles/Nate Hook Band: 8 p.m., $12. Bop Stop. Bob Corlett/Jerry and Bob and Megan: 8 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. David Curtis/Run Thomas Run/ Idolos Band/Old Brooklyn: 8:30 p.m., $5. Grog Shop. Family/Earth Chief/Vivora: 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Goo Goo Dolls/Collective Soul/Tribe Society: 7 p.m., $35-$75. Jacobs Pavilion. New Planet Trampoline/King Buffalo: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Peter Yarrow: 7 p.m., $50. Nighttown. Puppppy/Thelma/Jason Kaminski/ Leonard Baum/Sorry. (in the Locker Room): 7 p.m., $6. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Kofi Boakye: 7 p.m., Free. BLU Jazz+. The Steel Wheels (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $15 ADV, $18 DOS. Music Box Supper Club.
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8/11
Luke Bryan/Little Big Town/Dustin Lynch: Georgia-born singersongwriter Luke Bryan isn’t exactly a newcomer — his career dates back to the late 2000s. But he’s recently become one of country’s biggest superstars and his ability to sell out Blossom for not just one but two nights is a testimony to his success. The current tour comes in the wake
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Country star Luke Bryan returns to Blossom. See: Thursday.
of last year’s Kill the Lights, an eclectic collection of party anthems (“Kick the Dust Up”) and pensive love songs (the piano-ballad “Strip it Down”). (Jeff Niesel), 7 p.m., $33.50$82.25. Blossom. The Fall of Troy/’68/ Illustrations: 8 p.m., $17 ADV, $20 DOS. Grog Shop. The Australian Pink Floyd: 8 p.m. Goodyear Theater. Big Ship/Matt Harmon: 8 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Blu Jazz Jam w/ Theron Brown: 8 p.m., Free. BLU Jazz+. Bob Log III/Lords of the Highway/ Kevin Dowling Fitness Hour: 8:30 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Beachland Tavern. Tinsley Ellis (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $18 ADV, $20 DOS. Music Box Supper Club. Chris Hatton’s Musical Circus (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Jam Night with the Bad Boys of Blues: 9 p.m., Free. Brothers Lounge. Long Road: 8 p.m., $15. Nighttown. Outdoor Music: Blues Chronicles: 5 p.m., Free. Music Box Supper Club. Psalm Zero/Nyodene D/Requiem/ Unikove: 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Real Talk Collective: 8 p.m., $12. Bop Stop. The Social Animals: 7 p.m., $12. House of Blues.
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8/12
Alabama/Lorrie Morgan: Last year, the veteran country act Alabama sold out most of the 30 cities it played. This year’s Southern Drawl tour features an even more extensive schedule. It comes in support of the pensive new single, “Come Find Me,” a tune that features singer
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Alison Krauss. The ballad features an elegant string arrangement and soft vocals. Expect to hear it along with tunes from the band’s back catalog, which features 43 No. 1 hits at country radio. (Niesel), 7:30 p.m., $46.50-$96.50. Covelli Centre (Youngstown). Jackie Lynn/Matthew Ryals/MX SILKMAN: 9 p.m., $10. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. The Moxies/Bro Dylan/White Buffalo Woman/Brave Bones: 8 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Beachland Ballroom. Mungion/Foto/Electric Orange Peel: The last time Mungion strolled through Cleveland, we extolled their less-than-a-year-old brand of what we called “progressive funk-fusion jams.” And that’s no less true today, but as of June the band has a new album on the table — and we’ve gotta say that it adds a little levity to that unwieldy tagline above. It’s still complex stuff, it just comes off a bit more fun to our ears. The songs on Scary Blankets vary in length, but many are on the longer end of the spectrum; tunes like “Beneath the Shallows” and “Myrtle” are worth the investment, though, as they power through dynamic melodic structures and moods, culminating in pieces that are greater than the sum of their parts. (Sandy), 9 p.m., $7 ADV, $10 DOS. Beachland Tavern. The Bacon Brothers/Derik Hultquist: 8 p.m., $40.50-125. The Kent Stage. Boris performing Pink/Earth: 9 p.m., $20. Grog Shop. Luke Bryan/Little Big Town/Dustin Lynch: 7 p.m., $33.50-$82.25. Blossom. Classic Albums Live: David Bowie “The Rise And Fall Of Ziggy Stardust”: 8 p.m., $25-$45. Hard
Rock Rocksino Northfield Park. Mom and Dad/Holy Poly (in Club Atlantis): 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. DJ Joe Yachanin: 6 p.m., Free. Happy Dog. Doug Johns: 7:30 p.m., $15. Bop Stop. “The Experience” ft. Nathan-Paul Davis: 8 p.m., $12. BLU Jazz+. Hunny and the Frights/Gymshorts: 7 p.m., $12 ADV, $14 DOS. Now That’s Class. Nellie McKay: 8:30 p.m., $25. Nighttown. Spazmatics: 9 p.m. Vosh Club. Moss Stanley: 10:30 p.m., free. Nighttown. Timbara: 9 p.m., $5. The Euclid Tavern. Jim Volk/Neon Don & Eva Dilcue/ George Foley & Friends: 5:30 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. The Weeks/Josh Taerk: 9 p.m., $10. Musica. Zig Zags: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog.
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All-In Country Band: 9:30 p.m., $5. Brothers Lounge. The Daydream Tour Featuring Jonah Marais and Sebastian Olzanski/Stew Maloley: 7 p.m., $15 ADV, $18 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Dead Freddie/Tufted Puffins/Prison Snitch: 9 p.m., $10. Beachland Tavern. For Love and Rock N’ Roll: Women in Rock Tribute: 8 p.m., $20-$30. House of Blues. Gage Brothers/Jul Big Green: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Harvey Pekar/All Dinosaurs/Analog Fantom/Seeress/Cringe: 7 p.m., $5 ADV, $8 DOS. Agora Ballroom. Hot Djang!: 8 p.m., $12. BLU Jazz+. Into The Blue: Grateful Dead Revival: 9 p.m., $12. Beachland Ballroom. Anita Keys & Friends/The Flavor Project: 8 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Lemur Fest with Music from DJ Coop : Hosted By Kris Hilton: 7 p.m., $10 ADV, $15 DOS. Grog Shop. Steve Masek (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Michael Rault/Dreemers: 9 p.m., $5. The Euclid Tavern. Nellie McKay: 8:30 p.m., $25. Nighttown. Brian Newman Quintet (in the Supper Club): 8 p.m., $22 ADV, $25 DOS. Music Box Supper Club.
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THE BEAUTIFUL LOWDOWN “Inspired, powerful R&B showcases Salgado’s exceptional range and muscular, soulful vocals” –BILLBOARD
LIVE!
August 14th at Beachland Ballroom 15711 Waterloo Road
THE BEAUTIFUL LOWDOWN. The new release on Alligator Records on sale now at alligator.com and other fine retailers.
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Flogging Molly/Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls: When Flogging Molly performed at House of Blues a couple of years back, the punk band delivered a rowdy, memorable set. Dressed from head to toe in black, front man Dave King looked a bit like a preacher. And when he held his arms up high triumphantly during the opening number “Screaming at the Wailing Wall,â€? he appeared to be blessing the masses that had gathered for his sermon. Not that there was anything religious at the core of the band’s performance. On songs such as “Every Dog has Its Day,â€? a track that King dedicated to a friend from Dublin, and “Drunken Lullabies,â€? the group channeled Irish folk with some accordion and ďŹ ddle but then injected a good dose of punk rock energy into the tunes. The current summer tour, which pairs the band with Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls, serves to support the new single, “The Hand of John L. Sullivan,â€? a catchy tune sure to inspire clapping and dancing. (Niesel), 7:30 p.m., $36.50 ADV, $40 DOS. Jacobs Pavilion. Snoop Dogg/Wiz Khalifa/Kevin Gates/Jhene Aiko/Casey Veggies/DJ Drama: Given that rapper Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa share the mic on Snoop’s latest single, the jittery “Kush Ups,â€? it makes sense that the two would embark on a summer tour together. The duo will take the stage for the ďŹ rst time together in “a one-of-a-kind joint performanceâ€? that will ďŹ nd them playing hits, new songs and collaborations like “You and Your Friendsâ€? and the Grammy-nominated anthem “Young, Wild and Free.â€? (Niesel), 7 p.m., $25-$70.75. Blossom. Ryann Anderson Trio: 6 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Asleep at the Wheel: 8 p.m., $38-46. The Kent Stage.
Big Bliss/Ultrasphinx/Hiram Maxim: 9 p.m., $5. Happy Dog. Irish Sundays: The Portersharks: 3 p.m., Free. Music Box Supper Club. Manatees/Smooth Brain/ Meanderthal: 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Mystery Lights/Vanity Crash/ The Scuzzballs: 8:30 p.m., $10. Beachland Tavern. Night Owls: 3 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern. Mike Petrone (in the Wine Bar): 5:30 p.m. Brothers Lounge. See Through Dresses/Vacula/ Maluck/Ulysses/fourthwall (in the Locker Room): 7 p.m., $8. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Sp-10’s/The Whiskey Hollow/Mimi Arden: 9 p.m., $6. Grog Shop. Theta Waves/Sun Met The Moon/ Attaboy!/One Night Only/Mister Fabulous & the bad boiz: 7 p.m., $10 ADV, $12 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Walter Trout/Curtis Salgado: 7:30 p.m., $22 ADV, $25 DOS. Beachland Ballroom.
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Skatch Anderssen Orchestra: 8 p.m., $7. Brothers Lounge. Brett Castro/Arielle Tindel: 8 p.m., $5. Beachland Tavern. Pilfers/J. Navarro the Traitors/ Hardway Saints: 7 p.m., $12 ADV, $15 DOS. Now That’s Class. Velvet Voyage (in the Wine Bar): 8 p.m. Brothers Lounge.
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8/16
The Beach Boys/The Four Tops: 7 p.m., $30-$75. Jacobs Pavilion. The Chestertons/The Hollow Ends/ Front Porch Lights: 8:30 p.m., $8. Beachland Tavern. Denise Jannah & Amina Figarova: 7 p.m., $15. Nighttown. Shitshow Karaoke Hosted by Dirty Jones: 8 p.m., Free. Grog Shop. Sleeping Bag/Jeron Braxton & the Tomogotchis/Nowhere/Thadeus Anna Green: 9 p.m., $5. Now That’s Class. Two-Set Tuesday Featuring Al Mazur (in the Wine Bar): 7 p.m. Brothers Lounge. Walter Etc./Blowout/Jon Rogers/ Nicholas Seink/Nic Adkins (in the Locker Room): 7 p.m., $8 ADV, $10 DOS. Mahall’s 20 Lanes. Charlie Wiener/No Strangers Here: 8 p.m. Barking Spider Tavern.
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WALKER, THE CREATOR: “I’m an artist, a creator ... just a guy trying to expand and see what life can offer,â€? says rapper Walker OG. The young up-and-coming emcee has penned lyrics for as long as he can remember but only began to take his craft more seriously in recent years. “I’ve been writing forever and playing around when I was a little kid,â€? he says. “As far as taking rap and the art of it serious and trying to turn it into a lucrative business, it’s been about two years.â€? WALK THIS WAY: While OG is relatively new on the scene, he’s still put in work with his fair share of local heavyweights including Sensei Mental, Marcus Alan Ward, DJ Corey Grand and DJ Knyce. His latest project, Everything’s Perfect, is set to drop this week. “It started out as the Enlightenment Project,â€? OG says. “Then, it shifted to this other sound and me growing as an artist and me getting better, so I felt like everything was just perfect. So I named it that.â€? Mike Genius and German producer Neid handled the majority of the production on the project. “I met [Neid] a while ago through SoundCloud and he was one of the ďŹ rst producers I was getting beats from on the regular,â€? says OG. WHY YOU SHOULD HEAR HIM: The lead single, the Mike Genius-produced
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SAVAGE LOVE VACATION By Dan Savage DEAR READERS, I’m on vacation for the next three weeks — but you won’t be reading old columns while I’m away. You’ll be getting a new column every week, all of them written by Dan Savage, none of them written by me. Dan Savage is a sports writer and the assistant director of digital content for OrlandoMagic.com, and he will be answering your questions this week. Dan has covered six NBA finals and 10 NBA All-Star Games; he’s appeared on CBS, ESPN, NBA TV, and First Take; and his writing has been published at ESPN.com, CBS.com, NBA.com, and OrlandoMagic.com. This is Dan’s first time giving sex-and-relationship advice. “Other sports writers often tell me they enjoyed reading my latest column,” Dan Savage told me in an email, “but when they show me the article, it’s one of your sex-advice columns. The joke is going to be on them this time around when it’s actually my advice!”
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