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Local shopping center tied to Mexican Corruption Case Sells for $6.75 Million: “Drug money rebuilt this nation in the 80’s, it’s time to tax it and stop the madness.” – Jimmy James UIW Put President on “Medical Leave” After Weird Comments About Black, Native American Students’ Skin Color: “I’ll tell you ‘WTF is going on at UIW!’ His time has passed and it’s time to get a younger, non bigoted person to lead the university. He’s an ‘old school’ man who doesn’t care who he offends. That’s not the kind of person who should be leading an institute of higher learning. Some people just can’t see the writing on the wall when it’s time for you to go and retire.” – Rodney Zarate Police Union President Says He Couldn’t Change Contract Even If He Wanted To: “If the SAPD would blow up their [contract] before they’d let themselves be held accountable, what kind of signal does that send to the people of our city?” – Daniel Miller Take It And Come: Texas Students Protest Guns on Campus With a Bunch of Dildos: “I wonder how rape victims are supposed to take this...? Because to me it comes across like being raped is more acceptable/ tolerable than carrying a gun to defend yourself... Young people today are so stupid and quick to jump on the bandwagon of such trivial things.” – Danielle Taylor • Send your thoughts, comments, kudos or tips to letters@sacurrent.com

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“DIFFERENT SPANKS” Why the local police union won’t change its contract to include disciplinary reforms MICHAEL BARAJAS | @MICHAELSBARAJAS

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Last week the San Antonio Police Officers Association officially came out swinging, calling Councilman Rey Saldaña’s increasingly vocal push for reforms to local police disciplinary procedures “misleading” and a “self-serving attempt to build his name to run for higher office.” At issue is the deal SAPOA and Mayor Ivy Taylor’s office negotiated this past summer to put an end to years of litigation over the union’s previous contract. Only recently, however, has police reform come to dominate discussions around the deal. Last month Saldaña explained in an email to Taylor’s office why he won’t vote this week on a negotiated contract that still contains disciplinary procedures he calls unacceptable. “The financial implications of the contract are important,” he wrote, “but they should not be paramount to reform efforts.” Saldaña has been the loudest public official to oppose the new deal with the police union since it was made this summer. He says his opposition is rooted in Article 28 of the contract, which lays out disciplinary rules that basically make it so that department officials and arbitrators hearing a case of officer misconduct can’t always consider a cop’s full disciplinary history when deciding what punishment to give. As it currently stands, if San Antonio Police Chief William McManus wants to discipline an officer, he can’t cite as justification any drug- or alcohol-related violations more than 10 years old; infractions involving “intentional violence” only follow a cop for five years; any other disciplinary action only shows up for two 12 CURRENT • August 31—September 6 • sacurrent.com

years. If an officer is suspended for three days or less, the department, per the contract, automatically lowers the suspension to a “written reprimand” after a couple of years. Activists opposed to the deal call it government sanctioned falsification of records. San Antonio police union president Mike Helle, however, doesn’t find a problem with any of this. In a phone interview with the Current last week, after the union sent out a press release excoriating Saldaña and painting him as a painfully ill-informed political opportunist, Helle compared the south side councilman to “a spoiled child” who’s thrown a tantrum without understanding all the facts. Helle insists the disciplinary policy that Saldaña’s now bucking against is supposed to prevent what he calls “disparity in punishment.” The idea, he says, is that good, longtime officers might have a few reprimands for rudeness or some other minor complaint simply because they’ve been on the force for so long. It wouldn’t be fair for the department to look at those infractions and more harshly punish the career cop than it would, say, a rookie who committed the same misconduct but doesn’t have a disciplinary history with the department because he hasn’t been there that long. Or, as Helle put it: “You can’t have different spanks for different ranks. This keeps it so everybody’s on the same playing field.” Ultimately, Helle says that even if he wanted to change the disciplinary language in the contract (which, to be clear, he does not want to do), doing so would pretty much blow up contract negotiations

between the city and union and probably force them back into court. The negotiations that led to the current agreement “were not routine bargaining...the contract was derivative of court-ordered mediation.” What Saldaña and others are asking for is “out the window,” Helle insisted. “The city chose to forego normal contract negotiations when they sued us. They chose a path that prevents us from doing the things they want us to do now.” Helle flatly disputed that the union ever told Taylor’s office it wouldn’t consider disciplinary reforms unless there was more money on the table, as City Manager Sheryl Sculley told the ExpressNews editorial board last week. Helle’s version of events: “Here’s what I told the mayor: You can forget about all the traditional things in bargaining because you have put this fight all the way up to the Fourth Court of Appeals, and you have made it so toxic that you’ve virtually made it impossible for me to get anything done and make any changes in this contract.” Helle said the only things on the table were salary, benefits and the contract’s evergreen clause, all of which were tweaked in negotiations. “I did what I was supposed to do, and that was get a contract and end this lawsuit,” Helle told us. “If Saldaña doesn’t like that, vote no, and risk throwing us back into that mess. See where that gets us.” So it appears the choice for now is either more acrimony in the near term or status quo for the next five years. Watch sacurrent.com this week to find out what happens.

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University of Incarnate Word put president on “medical leave” after weird comments about Black, Native American students’ skin color

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Earlier this month, the University of Incarnate Word made the surprising announcement its president of 30 years would be on medical leave for 90 days. In a statement that was emailed to people within the UIW community, board chairman Charles Lutz apologized to anyone offended by “sporadic uncharacteristic behavior and comments” supposedly made by the university’s longtime, bombastic president Louis Agnese Jr. It was a curious statement without much explanation—half denunciation, half pity. What made things even more confusing: Agnese, 65, was clearly caught off guard and infuriated that the school would call him sick enough to be put on leave without even so much as giving him a heads up (an odd response, considering Lutz’s initial apology to the UIW community claimed Agnese had “requested” medical leave). Last week, Agnese walked back his initial reaction to the Express-News (he’d vowed to “sue the pants” off Lutz), telling the paper he and the administration had come to an understanding. It just wasn’t clear what that understanding was, and Agnese made his leave sound more like an extended vacation than anything medical-related. The university stayed mum, even as anonymous sources chirped to the daily about a possible brain condition being behind Agnese’s strange behavior. Agnese, meanwhile,

insisted there was no medical issue. Then last Thursday, things got even weirder after the E-N unearthed an anonymous complaint that it says the school received this summer before UIW’s decision to put Agnese on leave. In it, according to the daily, some “very concerned students” claimed Agnese spoke to some students, faculty members and administrators at a luncheon last week, during which he started cracking jokes about skin color. The complaint said Agnese told one black student he was “lucky” his skin color matched the school’s Cardinal black; similarly, he said a Native American student’s “Indian-red skin color would count as wearing Cardinal red,” according to the complaint. He supposedly quipped about Mormons flooding the computer graphics and design school, and told one other student how lucky she was to be accepted to UIW because of her poor test scores. When a Hispanic faculty member told Agnese he’d called him by the wrong name (Jaime, not José), the president, according to the complaint, told the guy, “Well, close enough, you look like a José.” What makes the whole situation even curious-er is that some of those who have come to Agnese’s defense since last week claim that underlying this whole mess are allegations of reverse discrimination against the university president. The Rivard Report writes

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that Jesus Rangel, a former UIW board member and decades-long friend of Agnese, said this of the president’s current troubles: “The conflict is over a group of faculty complaining to Dr. Agnese that he favors Hispanic and African-American faculty and administrators over non-Hispanic and non-black ones. Agnese rejected that.” (We reached out to Rangel last week but never heard back.) Naturally, the board chair, Agnese’s office, and apparently every other university official are now mum on the issue. The UIW press office gave us this opaque statement from Lutz last week: “To confirm, Dr. Lou Agnese is on leave. The University does not condone conduct and comments that are contrary to its Mission.” Agnese’s office redirected us back to those university press handlers, saying the president’s office wouldn’t be making any further comment. Among the questions that remain after this strange little dustup: Why would the university blame Agnese’s jokes about black, Native American, Hispanic and Indian students and faculty on a medical problem? Why would the university say Agnese has a medical problem when, at least according to him, he doesn’t? What of this complaint from at least some faculty about reverse-discrimination from the president? Also: WTF is going down at UIW?

A total of nine San Antonio police officers were suspended during the month of June, according to disciplinary records recently obtained by the Current. Depending on how much you love Whataburger, SAPD Officer Gary R. Nel’s suspension probably makes the most, or least, sense. During the early morning hours of November 22, 2015, disciplinary reports show, SAPD Officer Gary R. Nel was at a Whataburger in northwest San Antonio eating when a call came in about a “very intoxicated” man who was at that very same location. While Nel was chowing down, another officer showed up at the location and told Nel he was heading outside to confront the suspect. Instead of helping out the other officer, “Nel continued to eat,” suspension paperwork states. SAPD Chief William McManus initially recommended an indefinite suspension, which means the chief wanted to fire Nel. But after Nel chose to rebut the charges, as allowed under the police union’s collective bargaining agreement, he received a 30-day suspension without pay. Nel was cited for violating police rules that govern co-worker relationships and for not providing support in a time of danger. This isn’t the first time Nel’s been in trouble at the department. Nel was suspended for 40 days last May for calling another police officer, who was off-duty, a “fucking idiot” after he pulled the man over for speeding in September 2015, according to KSAT. He also threatened to “beat the fuck out of” the officer he pulled over if he got suspended for not arresting the man. Nel instead issued citations to the officer, who he initially was going to arrest for reckless driving.

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Dressed in a sparkling black cocktail dress, faux mink white coat, perfectly-coiffed black-and-white wig and long false lashes, green eye shadow and dark red lipstick, Tristian Ramirez makes his rounds on the convention center floor staking out his next target. Embracing his role as iconic Disney villain Cruella De Vil, Ramirez slowly makes his way over to a group of unsuspecting people for an impromptu performance. Behind all the makeup, his boyish features quickly turn into something more sinister. “Have you seen any Dalmatians around here?” Ramirez, 20, asks with a mischievous grin across his face. “If you find them, can you bring them to me?” Sitting at the intersection of drag and costume play, Ramirez is kind of a rarity as a so-called “crossplayer,” a portmanteau of cosplaying and crossdressing, just one of many points along the broad and diverse spectrum of cosplay. For the past two years, Ramirez has decided that he not only wants to dress up as some of his favorite fictional female characters, he wants to immerse himself into the roles. “I like the whole convergence of drag and cosplay,” Ramirez said. “It’s all about going out, dressing up and getting into character. I’d rather be a villain than a princess because I feel I can have more attitude as the bad girl.” Attendees at the 9th annual San Japan this

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weekend won’t have to search too hard for cosplayers and other cultural fashionistas who have decided to explore a different side of themselves at the anime convention. From cosplayers and crossplayers to furries and Lolitas and more, San Japan is an event where the clothes one wears are much more than just a fashion statement or pop-culture shout out. There’s a deeper and more complex meaning ingrained into the imagination on display. “Anime cons like San Japan have really established themselves as safe spaces for anyone who wants to participate,” said David Ramirez, San Japan director of community relations. “We want to be known as a place where people can play with gender identity and roles.” That’s exactly what crossplayer Ramirez, who goes by the name Tris De Vil, wants when he attends the three-day San Japan convention this year as the 101 Dalmatians antagonist and the Evil Queen from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. While Ramirez, a student at the UT Health Science Center studying Chinese medicine and acupuncture, enjoys the creativity and freedom of crossplay, he also sees it as a way to subvert gender norms. Your gender shouldn’t define what costume you get to rock, he says. “No one should ever be ashamed of cosplay,” he told us. “It’s a fun sport for everyone, regardless of gender.” St. Philip’s College student Melanie Reyna, 19, told us she’s not really into “girly stuff” and would rather dress as male anime characters than the scantily clad female characters that dominate the genre. Sure, Reyna would love to attend San Japan as one of her favorite characters — Sinon from the Japanese light novel series Sword Art Online — but Reyna really doesn’t feel like swearing Sinon’s short shorts and a skimpy corset. “A lot of the [female] outfits are very risqué in my opinion,” Reyna said. “It gives me confidence to walk around as a strong male character without having to exploit myself like most strong female characters in anime.” Although passing on cosplaying as Sinon, Reyna says she will stick to the world of Sword Art Online and attend San Japan this year dressed as the franchise’s male hero Kirito, who wears a black trench coat with white trim and other black clothing. It’s actually a costume Reyna’s mother didn’t approve of her buying at first. “She was against me cosplaying as a boy,” Reyna said. “I bought it anyway. You don’t have to wear what society wants you to wear.” Reyna’s mother finally came around after seeing

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her in the outfit. She even helped Reyna tailor it for a better fit. man who becomes obsessed with a teenage girl.) “She didn’t have a problem with it after she saw me in Jordan Anascavage, 35, a member of the furry it, so she helped me fix it,” Reyna said. “It was her way of community, transforms into his character by wearing a saying that she thought it was really cool. She saw how mascot-like outfit known as a fursuit. In Anascavage’s case, much fun I had with it.” that means he puts on his suit and morphs into a tri-colored Like Reyna, Marina Arriola, 21, doesn’t really like to flaunt wolf named Alvin Von Devious. her femininity. When she attends conventions like San Japan, “At first, I thought I would just try it out to see what it was however, she makes an exception by showing off Lolita like, but then I kind of got addicted,” said Anascavage, who fashion. A subculture originating in Japan in the 1970s and works as a valet supervisor at a downtown hotel. “Not all of based on Victorian- and Edwardian-era attire, Lolita became us can be actors in a movie, but we can all cosplay and be a more recognized in the 1990s when Japanese rock/pop character at a convention.” bands began to model the clothing, which includes whimsical While some fursuiters cover themselves head to toe in skirts, blouses, stockings, knee-high socks and other suba costume or only wear ears and a tail, Anascavage falls styles. While Arriola doesn’t consider what she does cosplay somewhere in the middle. His wolf suit includes paws per se, she acknowledges there is a similarity because, like and a head, which he modified by adding a computerized those individuals who cosplay, Lolita fashion gives her an fan on the inside to keep cool. Since he created Alvin outlet to explore another side of her personality. to be a member of the mafia, based on movies he grew “I’m a tomboy when I’m not wearing Lolita,” said Arriola, up watching like The Godfather, Goodfellas and Casino, who is an employee at local Japanese pop-culture shop he also wears a flashy pinstriped suit and dress shoes. Nine Tails and an independent retailer of handmade stuffed Anascavage likens what he and his fellow furries and animals. “I love how ultra-feminine it is and how detailed the fursuiters do on the convention floor to late Looney Tunes dresses are. I love the full spectrum of the ways you can animators like Tex Avery and Chuck Jones. express yourself. It’s endless.” “We come up with our little furry characters and entertain While most authentic, custom-made Lolita dresses from people,” Anascavage said. “It’s what I enjoy doing. People name brand stores in Japan run about $300 each, Arriola usually just work a mundane nine-to-five job and get bored. purchases most of hers second-hand from online auctions. [As a furry], you just take the character and run with it.” She specifically wears Lolita when she attends conventions Lori McCarthy also knows what it’s like to have a furry animal across Texas. Her collection includes many pieces featuring in her corner. She is part of a growing cosplay community that patterns adorned with teddy bears, crowns, hearts, balloons incorporates service animals into their costume play. and desserts, and a handful of accessories like oversized bows McCarthy, who is hearing impaired, is always accompanied and other extravagant headwear. by Yoko, her 14-year-old, full-blooded English pointer, “Lolita is definitely a special-occasion kind of thing for me,” which she received as a gift from her late mother. Although Arriola said. “I typical wear it once or twice a month. It’s a Yoko spent a decade as a regular pet, McCarthy decided time where I can be super pretty and hang out with my friends to train her to become a service dog when she and get a lot of compliments.” (Arriola and others noticed Yoko alerting her to things she could bristle at what they call the incorrect belief that not hear on her own. 9th Annual Lolita fashion has anything to do with Russian“It was really hard for me to go to American writer Vladimir Nabokov’s 1955 conventions on my own,” McCarthy SAN JAPAN novel Lolita, or Stanley Kurbrick’s 1962 said. “I never really understood $27.25-$62.25 film adaptation, about a middle-aged how much my disability made me Sept. 2-4 Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center 900 E. Market St. (210) 207-8500 san-japan.org

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uncomfortable, but Yoko really helped me accept it. My life got better with her in it.” This year, McCarthy plans to cosplay as Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Yoko, of course, will join her as the Beast and wear the elegant blue suit the shaggy character sports in the ballroom dance scene of the 1991 animated film. Yoko’s fallback outfit is her Nyan Cat costume, based on a popular internet video meme that hit online in 2011 featuring an 8-bit cartoon cat with a Pop Tart body that flies through space leaving behind a rainbow contrail. However she decides to dress Yoko for San Japan, McCarthy knows she’ll have plenty of four-legged friends to keep her company. The number of service animals participating with their handlers has been increasing, especially over the last two years. Part of the reason, McCarthy said, that people with service dogs usually don’t go to big events is because a majority of other attendees don’t know there is an etiquette that

Back by Popular Demand Cosplayers feel loved, loathed for choosing trendiest costumes

You can thank Suicide Squad for all of those Joker and Harley Quinn costumes that are bound to pop up at San Japan this year. Along with the two DC Comics villains, you can bet the Pokemon Go rage will result in a bunch of Squirtles and Snorlaxes swarming the convention hall. Due to their ongoing popularity, you’ll probably also meet a lot of Sailor Moons and One Punch Men, so watch that right hook. So, what do people who want to be those ridiculously popular characters think of all the eye-rolling and inevitable trolling from fellow cosplayers who scoff at the conventional choices? “I think it’s dumb,” said Jackie Bocangera, 16, who plans to attend all three

should always be followed with service animals. During San Japan this year, McCarthy will make a presentation on the topic during a special panel. “It makes people with disabilities uncomfortable if people start talking to their dog or petting their dog or making baby faces at their dog,” McCarthy said. “A service animal is different than a regular dog, therapy dog and emotional support animal.” With a little more education, McCarthy hopes people understand that while dogs are usually magnets for attention from strangers — especially when they’re dressed up as a Pop Tart cat — a service dog’s main role in public spaces is to do their job for their handler. “Yoko makes my life a lot easier by taking away all my stress,” McCarthy said. “Before she became a service dog, I was never relaxed and couldn’t truly enjoy San Japan on my own. Not only does she help me with my disability, she also helps me socially. In a sense, she is part of me.”

days of San Japan dressed as the Joker’s love interest from Suicide Squad. “We cosplay what we want to cosplay because it makes us happy.” As Bocangera points out, Harley Quinn might be so popular because she’s such a nuanced character. Since her debut in a 1992 episode of Batman: The Animated Series, Harley Quinn has gone through many adaptations. It’s the classic jester look Carla Garcia hopes will turn heads when she shows it off on the convention floor. “Classic Harley is just so quirky and awesome and something about her is innocent even though she is insane,” Garcia, 21, said. “Harley from Suicide Squad looks a little bit spunkier and modern, but it would be great for both of them to meet.” Bottom line: Don’t be a cosplayer hater.

Planning to cosplay as Wolverine from the X-Men at San Japan? Better make sure those claws can’t even cut through butter. Want to make your Thor costume as authentic as possible? Sounds great, but that oversized hammer better be made out of plastic or Styrofoam. Otherwise you’ll be leaving the convention center faster than you can say, “By Odin’s beard!” As always, cosplay prop rules will be enforced at the convention this year by staff and the San Antonio Police Department. While Texas became an open carry state at the start of 2016 with the passing of HB 910, which gives licensed gun carriers the right to carry their firearm openly on a holster,

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cosplayers dressed like Jonah Hex aren’t getting anywhere near the convention floor with an actual quick-draw revolver. According to Michael Sawaya, executive director of convention and sports facilities for the City of San Antonio, the city has to allow for open carry in the Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center because it’s required by state law. However, the city’s policy also allows licensees of the venue to determine if open carry is allowed in areas which they have control. San Japan officials have determined no firearms will be allowed inside the convention center during their event. “Safety is always the number one priority for San Japan,” said David

Lori McCarthy’s service animal Yoko helps round out her San Japan costume

Ramirez, San Japan community relations director. “In the past nine years, we’ve mostly figured out how to create guidelines that don’t stifle creativity [and] still create a safe space for our attendees.” Ramirez adds that San Japan’s prop and weapon policy aligns with the best practices shared by comparably sized conventions in the U.S. and Canada. The policy includes a mandatory prop checkin with SAPD and rules such as no metal blades or sharp edges, no firing of any type of projectiles, including silly string (sorry Spiderman cosplayers) and no solid metal props. For the full San Japan cosplay prop and weapons policy, visit sanjapan.org/cosplay/rules.

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◀ When Naomi Smalls walked onto the set of RuPaul’s Drag Race and declared, “Check your lipstick before you come for me,” she secured her status as one of the most striking queens on season eight. Inspired by 1990s-era supermodels, her signature style emphasizes her slender figure, flat chest and “legs for days.” Think of the self-described “7-foot glamazon drag queen from Redlands, California” as the lovechild between Naomi Campbell and Biggie Smalls. Just 21 years old at the time of filming, Smalls (born Davis

Heppenstall) was the season’s youngest contestant, giving every player a run for her money, and winning over the hearts of millions (even Naomi Campbell admitted she was a fan) on her journey to the top three alongside runner-up Kim Chi and winner Bob the Drag Queen. Smalls makes her San Antonio debut on Wednesday courtesy of local nightlife innovator Rey Lopez Entertainment. $10-$25, 10:30pm & midnight, Heat Nightclub, 1500 N. Main Ave., (210) 227-2600, reylopezentertainment.com. — Marco Aquino

◀ Wednesday’s a big day for Rey Lopez, who’s not only bringing Naomi Smalls to Heat but expanding his endeavors by hosting the grand reopening of Male B Wear, a men’s underwear boutique he recently purchased (free, 7:30-9:30pm, 1700 N. Main Ave., Suite 103), as well as a book signing with Austin-based author and motivational speaker Jackie Huba. Feeling defeated and stifled after years working in the corporate world (including a decade at IBM), Huba found the unlikely inspiration for her life’s next chapter while watching RuPaul’s Drag Race. From the dramatic transformations and “give-no-fucks” attitudes of the contestants to RuPaul’s words of wisdom (“We’re all born naked, and the rest is drag”), the Logo reality series gave Huba the tools to create her defiant, sequin-clad alter ego Lady Trinity. Embarking on an immersive research project that entailed burlesque classes, a mentorship with Texan drag performer Kelly Kline, attending hundreds of drag shows and interviewing some of the best-known drag performers in the nation, Huba reached a new career high in Vancouver last year when she earned the odd distinction of being “the first woman to do a TED Talk as a female drag queen.” Co-authored with psychotherapist Shelly Stewart Kronbergs, Huba’s recently published, RuPaul-approved Fiercely You: Be Fabulous and Confident by Thinking Like a Drag Queen presents five drag-inspired “keys to fierce” as confidenceboosting exercises readers of all persuasions can apply to their everyday lives. $10-$25, 9:30-10:30pm, Heat Nightclub, 1500 N. Main Ave., (210) You 227-2600, reylopezentertainment.com. — Bryan Rindfuss

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◀ Architectural interventions, imagined landscapes, amplified nature and marching bands are but a few of themes examined in four exhibitions opening at the Southwest School of Art on Thursday and remaining on view through October 30. An Indiana-born artist, curator and freelance arts writer who earned his MFA from the Glasgow School of Art, Seth Orion Schwaiger crafts works that aim to “seduce the onlooker into the position of jeopardizing often pre-constructed notions of value and quality.” Presented as the second chapter of his “Complex” exhibition series, his “Complex 2” promises a “radical, anti-passive approach to art viewing and curation” via works that shift and change based on the viewer’s position in the gallery. Drawing from memories and his own imagination, Houstonbased Will Henry creates paintings and drawings that nod to pop culture, art history and Southwestern landscapes. Known for cinematic vistas visited by the occasional floating tumbleweed or flying saucer, his “Remote Viewing” borrows its name from a “pseudoscientific government program wherein the viewer would project themselves into future events for defense purposes.” After living in New York, California and Europe, Austin native Elizabeth Chiles returned home to Texas to further artistic pursuits in photography, video, installation, drawing and language. Curated by Mary Mikel Stump, her “On My Mind, Again” puts a kaleidoscopic spin on the natural world via “abstract meditations.” An amusing and easily digested wildcard, Walker Pickering’s “Esprit de Corps” opens an odd yet intimate window onto the world of marching bands. Born in Texas and now based in the Midwest where he teaches photography, video and bookmaking at the University of Nebraska–Lincoln, Pickering describes his intriguing works as “quasi-documentary photographs.” Free, 5:30-7:30pm, Southwest School of Art, 1201 Navarro St., (210) 224-1848, swschool.org. — BR

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◀ Cowboys Dancehall might appropriately be redubbed Vaqueros Salón de Baile for this stacked Tejano bill. For all the KXTN radio faithful, Janie’s Record Shop regulars and the new crop of Tejano-phile youngsters searching for authentic cultural experience, this show is certainly not to be missed. At the top of the bill, Ramón Ayala (El Rey del Acordeón) will treat showgoers to his signature, Grammy-winning amalgamation of the norteño, conjunto and Tejano styles. As gifted a songwriter as he is player

and singer, Ayala, with his electrified but nonetheless traditionally rooted music, is a true giant as an international purveyor of Mexican/Texican culture. Ayala, who believe it or not has been at it since the mid-1960s, is supported on this bill by fellow Tejano pioneer David Lee Garza (y Los Musicales) and conjunto outfit Los Desperadoz. Órale vaqueros. $20-$50, 7pm, Cowboys Dancehall, 3030 NE Loop 410, (210) 646-9378, cowboysdancehall.com/sanantonio. — James Courtney

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◀ Just in time for this year’s more-massive-than-ever Fotoseptiembre bonanza, a new photography exhibition by Ansen Seale opens this week at Flight Gallery. Seale, a local artist and photographer whose primary obsessions include mathematical explorations, nature and interconnectivity, quotes Polish-American semantics scholar Alfred Korzybski: “The map is not the territory.” For Seale, it’s often by the removal of information that we can gain a clearer understanding of reality. In Seale’s exhibit, we see this credo of sorts at work as a clarifying, distilling, disorienting and minimalistic force. “The Transient Landscapes” explores natural and urban landscapes using a digital camera, of Seale’s own invention, that takes thousands of vertical image slices in rapid succession, thereby creating strange time/distance-rooted effects like the absence of perspective or the compression or expansion of objects. This removal and/or alteration of information causes the viewer to see familiar sights entirely anew. Free, 7-11pm, Flight Gallery, 134 Blue Star, (210) 872-2586, facebook.com/flightsa. — JC

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Poco A Poco (locally made accessories and fair-trade jewelry), In Search of Vintage (band T-shirts and sportswear), MaeLeaf (handpainted denim and vintage finds), Katrollya (plus-size vintage women’s clothing), Grey Moon Vintage (attire spanning from the ’70s to the ‘90s), The Come Up SA (‘90s-era streetwear for men and women) and Angel Vintage (from goth to glam) while enjoying sets by outré cumbia duo Nag Champa, triphoppers Voodoo Boogaloo and DJs Johnny and Executive Realness, plus vegan tamales and paletas from Papi Agave. As Shop Rare’s inaugural artist, local illustrator and cyclops enthusiast Valerie Brown created both the the alien-chic event flyer and what promises to be a playfully bizarre photo-booth background. Free, 5pm-midnight, Brick, 108 Blue Star, (210) 2628653, facebook.com/brickatbluestar. — BR

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◀ Échale Latino Music Estyles, perhaps the greatest idea that some genius at the Pearl ever had, is back with a San Anto-style Labor Day block party. The free, family-friendly pachanga will feature a curated beer bar (which sounds humorously highfalutin for a party under the highway), live art installations, art/ artisan vendors (including Snake Hawk Press and BarbacoApparel), and yummies available from Pearl favorites Southerleigh, Botika, The Granary, Ms. Chocolatier, and Lick Honest Ice Creams. But, as is always the case with Échale, you’ll come for the music and stay for the extras. This fresh showcase of Latin@ music includes Los Nahuatlatos (local Latin roots/hip-hop fusion), Manolo Black (DJ repping ATX’s Peligrosa), El Tule (ATX Latin fusion), and Money Chicha (ATX psychedelic cumbia, pictured). Free, noon-6pm, parking lot under Hwy. 281 north of Pearl Pkwy, atpearl.com/happenings/echale. — JC

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◀ Having drawn a considerable crowd last month with an event showcasing local vendors selling on the buzzy e-commerce site Depop, vintage specialists Katalya Bustos, Mae Darrin and Kirstine Haynes are launching Shop Shop Rare Rare Marketplace, a Marketplace monthly pop-up combining vendors, live music, DJ sets and a photo-booth outfitted with an artist-designed backdrop. At the inaugural shindig, guests can peruse wares from more than a dozen retailers based in San Antonio and Austin, including

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‘Borderland’

▶ An official part of this year’s Fotoseptiembre, despite also sneaking in some sculpture work and painting, “Borderland” is a new exhibit by multimedia artist Sabine Senft. Through her varied methods, Senft ruminates on the harsh experience of crossing the U.S.-Mexico border, something that has become increasingly treacherous. Begun in Marfa in 2013, this exhibit of work also has a distinctly personal side for Senft, as her experiences there led her to relive childhood memories of family tragedies associated with the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain. In this sense, Senft is able to reflect on a very particular (and tense) historical moment and a singularly individual experience, while fostering links between similar populations that have faced similar struggles worldwide. The frankly haunting exhibit, ideally, can serve to draw empathy and understanding to the plight of displaced populations everywhere, especially in our own backyard. Free, 6:30-9pm, Cinnabar, 1420 S Alamo St., Suite 147, (210) 557-6073, cinnabarart.com. — JC

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Mark Dayton, we can expect purple takeovers and Prince-themed parties every summer. But as the lovely gals of Stars and Garters Burlesque aim to prove with their latest spectacle, celebrating His Purple Majesty’s cultural legacy is a perennial affair. Hosted by Joel Settles, the long-running troupe’s Let’s Go Crazy invites guests to “party like it’s 1999” with the scantily clad likes of Suki Jones, Pystol Whips, Coco Simone, Squirrelly Temple, Candy Kane, Lucky Strike and Black Orchid (who’ll be bringing her drag king character “out to play”). Besides risqué routines set to Prince classics, attendees can expect Prince-themed audience participation games and special guests to be announced. Purple attire encouraged. $10$25, 8pm, Brick, 108 Blue Star, (210) 262-8653, starsandgartersburlesque. com. — BR

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Sukeban, Blue Star’s sushi and sparkling wine bôite with an anime vibe, has been open long enough now to get its groove. The cheeky boss-girl and Samurai sword-wielder murals suggested irreverence from the get-go, while the shou sugi ban (charred wood) wall cladding (most of us first saw it used in SA at Kimura), suggested a nod to the traditional past. Where does that leave us? Right about where you think it might: deliciously in between attitudes. For starters (and it makes a good one), sparkling wine isn’t what most of us first think of when Japanese cuisine comes to mind; for those of a classic bent, several sakes (you may safely skip the warmed carafe), and a number of fine Japanese whiskies are available. But it’s the sparklers that are the true passion of Gerry Shirley, who, along with his wife Mon, are the twin poles of the place. The list, not including a $15 flight of three, stretches to 22 offerings at prices from $25 for a modest prosecco to $275 for a boss-man Roederer Cristal, but I have had the best luck just asking Shirley what’s new, what he’s willing to open, what he most wants to share … The best and most recent example was a Quattro Mani Franciacorta brut from the Italian region many think of as offering tremendous value in Champagne-style wines. Yeasty-toasty on the nose, it offered up apple (even baked apple) on the palate, and it was sensational

both solo and with sashimi — about which more later. On an earlier visit, the discovery was a maverick, brut nature Champagne uncharacteristically made from 100 percent pinot blanc by Francois Diligent. More delicate than the Franciacorta, it set one up with white flowers and citrus then followed up with green apple and more citrus. None of this would be of interest if the wines didn’t work with the food, of course. So here’s an experiment: place an order of nigiri or sashimi, take a tiny bit of the wasabi that will appear alongside (you can dilute it with soy sauce), and then follow it with a sip of your sparkler. Does it work for you? It did for me, with the bubbles racing along the tongue in pursuit of the sharpness of the wasabi. The irony, however, is that the wasabi-soy dip, which most of us are used to using no matter what, is often not needed or wanted at all. I wouldn’t use it with the spicy scallop nigiri, for example; it already comes spiked with a zingy soy-mayo in which tiny beads of tobiko have been bathed. The pop of the roe, the slight burn of the sauce … they’re perfect playmates for a flute of bubbly. Of course, the scallops don’t really stand a chance in such a confrontation. If it’s the pure taste of fish you’re after, head straight for the sashimi — and if your server suggests that a particular offering is good right now, pay attention. The suggestion landed me an especially fresh and delicate order of silky, sliced yellowtail. It was so

pristine, in fact, that I almost totally resisted dunking in the soy-wasabi — though I might have liked a little flaky sea salt or a splash of yuzu. Again, the bubbly was boss. I’d also have it with the Japanese omelet, done expertly here, that many consider to be another real test of a sushi joint. With rolls, however, the equation changes, maybe even to beer or a well-crafted cocktail from the bar — in part because I’m always a little leery of them. I couldn’t bring myself to order the signature Bossgirl roll, for example; it had strawberry and goat cheese in addition to two tunas. And, as advised by Mon, the Ninja roll with softshell crab is really there for folks who are shy of raw seafood. The Kareshi roll with tuna, yellowtail avocado and mango first won me over visually; the warm Tiger Eye with smoked salmon and pickled carrot stuffed inside of squid and served with eel sauce triumphed out of sheer invention and more cheek. If the nigiri and sashimi are well-executed (and handsomely presented) and the rolls a question of preference, plates that come out of the kitchen have batted around .500. The ribeye mini-taco probably deserves its own, non-Mexican moniker to avoid comparison; you get two crispy wafers, the roughly chopped beef is well seasoned but a little overdone for my taste. Same goes for anything wagyu; this is beef that deserves to be very rare, and so far it hasn’t come out that way in the skewers. But the chicken yakitori is on point, and the kitchen does a fine job with tempura shrimp. Tuna poké, the current darling of the food world, is available for $12; you are advised that the large plate of serrano whitefish is also raw and seriously spiked. You know the drill: bring out boss bubbly once again.

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> We’re THIS CLOSE to rolled ice cream (which is so hot or should we say cold right now), but until then, San Antonians with a sweet tooth can get their fill of Taiwanese shaved snow when Snopioca opens Saturday, September 3. The shop, opened by Texas transplant Steven Lee and business partner Jerry Han, will occupy more than 2,000-square-feet. Asian shaved snow or ice uses dairy products and flavoring, which are frozen and then shaved into ribbon-like layers. The result is fluffy and soft, milky but not yet creamy and customizable. Snopioca’s starting lineup of flavors will include the basic cream, mango, strawberry, taro root, honeydew and matcha green tea. As customers come into the shop, they’ll fill out a paper slip with choice of ice, fruits, toppings and syrups. A regular serving will cost $5.25 plus tax for one topping and one drizzle and a large will cost $7.25 for two toppings and one drizzle. Lee hopes to turn Snopioca into a late-night snack shop where patrons can enjoy the shaved ice until 2 a.m. The grand opening for Snopioca is scheduled for Saturday, September 3 at noon. The first 25 customers through the door will receive free dessert vouchers valid until the end of 2016. 6423 Babcock Road, (210) 455-8638.

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> Starting Tuesday, September 6, Jason Dady and his staff at Tre Enoteca (555 W. Bitters Road) are celebrating great Texas chefs and Italy in one fell swoop with the second annual Texas Chefs Week. During said week, Dady will invite chef-pals over from across the state to takeover the Tuscan eatery and create four-course prix-fixe dinners complete with cocktail receptions. For the almost ridiculously low price of $60 (not including tax or gratuity), food-lovers will get a chance to visit with elite chefs while dining on expertly prepared local fare. The schedule is as follows: Tuesday, September 6: Chef Misti Norris (Dallas) of Small Brewpub and Rising Star James Beard Award Winner will focus on the Emilia-Romagna region Wednesday, September 7: James Beard Award Winner Philip Speer (Austin), previously with Uchi Restaurant Group will take on Umbria. Thursday, September 8: Chef Jason Dady, James Beard semifinalist for Outstanding Restaurateur in 2012 and yet-t0-be-released San Antonio chefs will tackle the Toscana region.

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Friday, September 9: Acclaimed Dallas and Best Chef Southwest nominee chef David Uygur of Lucia will take your tastebuddies to Piedmont. Saturday, September 10: Chef Jorge Hernandez formerly at Austin’s Qui and minibar by José Andrés will take you along to Calabria. “It’s an exciting time to be cooking in Texas,” explained Dady via press release. “Each city’s culinary scene is full of reinvigorated energy and creativity, and I’m in awe of the innovative things that chefs are doing at their respective restaurants all over the state. We designed this week as a way to celebrate these chefs and introduce their unique tastes and ideas to San Antonians.” Reservations can be made through info@treenoteca. com or by calling (210) 496-0555.

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opened December 2014 is closing its doors. Opened by Tapa Tapa truck owner and chef Rudolfo Martinez, Concrete Jungle served up rum-fueled punches and cocktails along with Caribbean grub. The bar grew popular on DJ nights, but Martinez said the bar's last day was Saturday, August 27. He’s hoping to move the concept into the downtown area, but in the meantime Martinez will open an icehouse inside the South Presa space in the coming weeks. Edna’s, named after his mother, will have an icehouse feel with “chingos of beer,” and complete with pool tables, which will likely jibe with the neighborhood better than a tiki-themed cocktail bar. 1628 S. Presa St.

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Paramour, Downtown’s first public rooftop bar as of yet, turned one on August 25 with drink specials, shots, anniversary cake and general debauchery throughout the weekend. It’s hard not to reflect on what the bar’s opening has meant for the bar scene as a whole. For its paper anniversary, I decided to look back on some of its best moments, its slightly offputting ones and everything in between. The View: Until The St. Anthony’s rooftop bar opens to the public, Paramour will be THE patio bar to while away an afternoon or evening and watch the sunset over San Antonio. Since opening after an almost-year-long wait, the view always provides for a fun photo during the Golden Hour. San Antonio’s low-key grandeur is present while glancing at a haunting SAMA, a quiet Central Catholic, a laid-back River Walk complete with strolling tourists and jogging locals, and a demure skyline. That view is 50 percent of Paramour’s decor. The Upscale Factor: General Manager Chris Ware, an Amarillo native, former Marine and disciple of cocktail legend Sasha Petraske, made it clear that Paramour wasn’t going to be Cheers. From our earliest interview with him 10 months before the bar officially opened, Ware stressed the upscale vibe he and his growing crew were trying to achieve. That meant hiring on Hilmy production company to handle most of its interior art, outfitting the bar with honey-toned onyx that beckons like the amber-encased mosquito in Jurassic Park, packing the place with plush leather seating and filling it to the gills with highend booze. It’s extravagant, posh, seductive and cheeky (hello, Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds portraits in the powder room). It’s what you want out of an illicit affair (I’m guessing): high-octane and almost unattainable theatre. The Booze: Bottles of bubbles, expensive, hard-to-find Japanese whiskeys, the prettiest rosé you’ve ever did taste. Are all there, along with one of the city’s best barrel-aged programs and a punny cocktail list. Professional boozers will always find something to imbibe here.

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1 Fruit on some slot machines 5 Stewart who did an August 2016 stint in Vegas 8 Start of many sequel titles 13 Vegas money 14 Arrange in a cabinet 15 Military academy freshman 16 Basses and altos, in choral music 18 Dickens’s “The Mystery of ___ Drood” 19 1985 New Order song covered by Iron and Wine 21 Paradise paradigm 22 “What ___ the odds?” 23 Lose traction at the Las Vegas Motor Speedway 26 Painter Gerard ___ Borch 28 “Casino ___” (National Geographic documentary) 32 Maxwell Anderson’s “High ___” 33 Ocular superpower that can cut metal 37 Lofty poem 38 In a perfect world? 39 Old card game, or U.K. bathroom 40 Train or automobile, but not plane 42 Philips who has played Vegas 43 Retail furniture giant (which has a location in Vegas) 44 Silent assent to the dealer, e.g. 45 Casino aid, for short 46 ___-pitch softball 48 “___Flux” (1990s MTV

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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY by Rob Brezsny ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Truth decay is in its early stages. If you take action soon, you can prevent a full-scale decomposition. But be forewarned: Things could get messy, especially if you intervene with the relentless candor and clarity that will be required for medicinal purification. So what do you think? Are you up for the struggle? I understand if you’re not. I’ll forgive you if you simply flee. But if you decide to work your cagey magic, here are some tips. 1. Compile your evidence with rigor. 2. As much as is humanly possible, put aside rancor. Root your efforts in compassionate objectivity. 3. Even as you dig around in the unsightly facts, cherish the beautiful truths you’d like to replace them with.

TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): Are you willing to lose at least some of your inhibitions? Are you curious to find out what it feels like to cavort like a wise wild child? If you want to fully cooperate with life’s plans, you will need to consider those courses of action. I am hoping that you’ll accept the dare, of course. I suspect you will thrive as you explore the pleasures of playful audacity and whimsical courage and effervescent experiments. So be blithe, Taurus! Be exuberant! Be open to the hypothesis that opening to jaunty and jovial possibilities is the single most intelligent thing you can do right now.

GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): What’s the current status of your relationship with your feet? Have you been cultivating and cherishing your connection with the earth below you? The reason I ask, Gemini, is that right now it’s especially important for you to enjoy intimacy with gravity, roots, and foundations. Whatever leads you down and deeper will be a source of good fortune. Feeling grounded will provide you with an aptitude for practical magic. Consider the possibilities of going barefoot, getting a foot massage, or buying a new shoes that are both beautiful and comfortable.

CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): A woman in the final stages of giving birth may experience acute discomfort. But once her infant spills out into the world, her distress can transform into bliss. I don’t foresee quite so dramatic a shift for you, Cancerian. But the transition you undergo could have similar elements: from uncertainty to grace; from agitation to relief; from constriction to spaciousness. To take maximum advantage of this blessing, don’t hold onto the state you’re leaving behind — or the feelings it aroused in you.

LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): In one of my dreams last night, a Leo sensualist I know advised me to take smart pills and eat an entire chocolate cheesecake before writing

my next Leo horoscope. In another dream, my Leo friend Erica suggested that I compose your horoscope while attending an orgy where all the participants were brilliant physicists, musicians, and poets. In a third dream, my old teacher Rudolf (also a Leo) said I should create the Leo horoscope as I sunbathed on a beach in Maui while being massaged by two sexy geniuses. Here’s how I interpret my dreams: In the coming days, you can literally increase your intelligence by indulging in luxurious comforts and sensory delights.

VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): Play a joke on your nervous anxiety. Leap off the ground or whirl in a circle five times as you shout, “I am made of love!” Learn the words and melody to a new song that lifts your mood whenever you sing it. Visualize yourself going on an adventure that will amplify your courage and surprise your heart. Make a bold promise to yourself, and acquire an evocative object that will symbolize your intention to fulfill that promise. Ask yourself a soul-shaking question you haven’t been wise enough to investigate before now. Go to a wide-open space, spread your arms out in a greeting to the sky, and pray for a vision of your next big goal.

LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): The Illuminati do not want you to receive the prophecy I have prepared for you. Nor do the Overlords of the New World Order, the Church of the SubGenius, the Fake God that masquerades as the Real God, or the nagging little voice in the back of your head. So why am I going ahead and divulging this oracle anyway? Because I love you. My loyalty is to you, not those shadowy powers. Therefore, I am pleased to inform you that the coming weeks will be a favorable time for you to evade, ignore, undermine, or rebel against controlling influences that aren’t in alignment with your soul’s goals.

AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18):

with your savvy appeals to group solidarity. If anyone can revive droopy procrastinators and demonstrate the catalytic power of gratitude, it’ll be you. Have you heard enough good news, Sagittarius, or can you absorb more? I expect that you’ll inspire interesting expressions of harmony that will replace contrived versions of togetherness. And every blessing you bestow will expand your capacity for attracting favors you can really use.

CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): The fictional character known as Superman has one prominent vulnerability: the mineral kryptonite. When he’s near this stuff, it weakens his superpowers and may cause other problems. I think we all have our own versions of kryptonite, even if they’re metaphorical. For instance, my own superpowers tend to decline when I come into the presence of bad architecture, cheesy poetry, and off-pitch singing. How about you, Capricorn? What’s your version of kryptonite? Whatever it is, I’m happy to let you know that you are currently less susceptible to its debilitating influences than usual. Why? Well, you have a sixth sense about how to avoid it. And even if it does draw near, you have in your repertoire some new tricks to keep it from sapping your strength.

It’s quite possible you will receive seductive proposals in the coming weeks. You may also be invited to join your fortunes with potential collaborators who have almost fully awakened to your charms. I won’t be surprised if you receive requests to share your talents, offer your advice, or bestow your largesse. You’re a hot prospect, my dear. You’re an attractive candidate. You appear to be ripe for the plucking. How should you respond? My advice is to be flattered and gratified, but also discerning. Just because an inquiry is exciting doesn’t mean it’s good for you. Choose carefully.

PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): Would you like to become a master of intimacy? Can you imagine yourself handling the challenges of togetherness with the skill of a great artist and the wisdom of a love genius? If that prospect appeals to you, now would be a favorable time to up your game. Here’s a hot tip on how to porceed: You must cultivate two seemingly contradictory skills. The first is the capacity to identify and nurture the best qualities in your beloved friend. The second is the ability to thrive on the fact that healthy relationships require you to periodically wrestle with each other’s ignorance and immaturity.

THIS MODERN WORLD by Tom Tomorrow

SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): The dictionary says that the verb “to schmooze” means to chat with people in order to promote oneself or make a social connection that may prove to be advantageous. But that definition puts a selfish spin on an activity that can, at least sometimes, be carried out with artful integrity. Your assignment in the coming weeks is to perform this noble version of schmoozing. If you are offering a product or service that is beautiful or useful or both, I hope you will boost its presence and influence with the power of your good listening skills and smart conversations. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): If you are attuned with the cosmic rhythms in the coming weeks, you will be a source of teaching and leadership. Allies will feel fertilized by your creative vigor. You’ll stimulate team spirit

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