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Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Adam Manno, Aileen Perilla, Martina Smith, Marimar Toledo Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, James Dechert, Hannah Glogower, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Sierra Reese, Joey Roulette, Steve Schneider, Ken Storey Advertising Major Accounts Specialist Leslie Egan Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Account Manager Lindsey Hahn Multimedia Account Executives Patty Fisher, Jessica Flynn, Shannon Maggio, Scott Navarro Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz Marketing and Events Events Director Zackary Rowe Events and Promotions Manager Brad Van De Bogert Marketing and Events Coordinator Rachel Hoyle Marketing & Events Interns Stephanie Viera Creative Services Creative Services Manager Shelby Sloan Editorial Designer Chris Tobar Rodriguez Graphic Designer Melissa McHenry Graphic Designer Ian Jones Business Operations Manager Hollie Mahadeo Business Assistant Allysha Willison Circulation Circulation Manager Collin Modeste Euclid Media Group Chief Executive Officer Andrew Zelman Chief Operating Officers Chris Keating, Michael Wagner Human Resources Director Lisa Beilstein Digital Operations Coordinator Jaime Monzon euclidmediagroup.com National Advertising: Voice Media Group 1-888-278-9866, voicemediagroup.com

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FOOD + DRINK

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MUSIC 33 No repenting allowed

Like a diabolical force of nature, Slayer soldiers on

21 A yen for more

7 Pulse: In Memoriam A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Jonathan Camuy Vega

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33 Picks This Week

Jimotti’s is the izakaya your neighborhood wishes it had

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

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7 ICYMI News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

New locations from Beth’s Burger Bar and Da Kine Poke, Sleepy Moon Café closes, plus more in our weekly food roundup

7 This Modern World

22 Bar Exam

8 Legends of the Fall

Osprey Tavern pairs distinctive recipes and topshelf libations with the best of them

Loathe Hillary? Fine. Vote for her anyway. Democracy depends on it

25 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

10 Have you seen our neighborhood? Milk District residents worry about new development, but big changes may be inevitable

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ARTS + CULTURE 17 Neapolitan dream Eighteenth-century painter Francesco de Mura transformed the Naples art scene. Now he gets his long-overdue first solo show

19 Live Active Cultures Seth Kubersky declares Halloween Horror Nights 26 a creative return to form

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29 Taking the Pulse of Orlando

34 Selections 36 The Week 37 Down the Road

Global Peace Film Festival highlights issues relevant to both our city and the world

30 The Hollars sinks under its own weight John Krasinski’s dramedy started with a good recipe, but the finished concoction is badly overcooked

Back Pages

51 Savage Love 51 Gimme Shelter 52 Classifieds

30 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

31 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: The Magnificent Seven, Storks and more

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Jonathan Camuy Vega Carlos Camuy says God planted a seed of love in his son Jonathan Camuy Vega’s heart the day he was born. It was only after the 24-year-old died that they were able to see all the fruits of that love at his funeral. Hundreds came to pay their last respects in both Kissimmee and Puerto Rico to the young man who worked as a producer in Orlando for Telemundo’s La Voz Kids, a singing competition for children. A graduate of the University of Puerto Rico en Arecibo, Camuy Vega moved to Florida in 2015 to pursue his dream of working in the media. His mother, Lourdes Vega, says he would text or call every day, and several times he made surprise visits back to Puerto Rico. He loved taking his nieces to the pool, going out dancing with his friends and spending

time with his brother and parents. “If anything gives me strength, it’s that we were always together,” Camuy says. “Sometimes I would get a little jealous when he came home because he would visit his many friends. He would leave the house early, come back to bathe and leave again. He had a moment for everybody.” Through tears, Vega adds, “He was special. We were so proud of him.” Camuy Vega’s partner, Jorge Mendoza, says he called his mother his “eternal girlfriend” because she was the only woman who would never break his heart. Mendoza says Camuy Vega was a passionate, hardworking person whose death devastated his coworkers on La Voz Kids. “They loved his spunk,” Mendoza says. “He was full of life and happy, no matter how late they were working.” Camuy Vega died trying to protect his friend Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan from the gunman at the gay nightclub Pulse on June 12. They, along with 47 others, both died in the massacre. His parents say they hope after this tragedy, people will remember to treat each other like human beings and think of their son’s last words, inscribed on his tombstone. “We are born to live,” Camuy Vega wrote. “So short is our time on this planet that it’s a bad idea not to enjoy every step and every moment.” – Monivette Cordeiro

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A new fence goes up around Pulse, Florida black bears are “robust,” Wynwood is Zika-free (or so we’re told by Gov. Scott) and other things you may have missed this week. »

Pulse massacre site gets a new fence:

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Sinkhole at phosphate plant dumps contaminated water into Floridan aquifer:

City of Orlando officials along with the owners of the gay nightclub are reducing the size of the security fence this week and installing a commemorative screen wrap of art created in response to the mass shooting on June 12 that killed 49 people. The Orange County Regional History Center is collecting and preserving the majority of tribute items left at the site.

In what looks like a chasm from hell, a massive sinkhole underneath a gypsum stack at Mosaic New Wales, a phosphate fertilizer plant in Polk County, dumped 215 million gallons of acidic water into one of the state’s main underground sources of drinking water. The company says it can recover the contaminated wastewater, but that could take months. Last year, Mosaic reached a $2 billion settlement with the federal government regarding the way it managed 60 billion pounds of the hazardous waste produced during manufacturing.

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Florida black bears are “robust and growing”:

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Miami’s Wynwood neighborhood free of the Zika virus:

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Florida congressman says he stopped Cuban refugees from entering U.S.:

Florida’s black bear population has grown to 4,030, according to a newly released survey commissioned by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. That’s a slightly lower number than the 4,350 bears the agency estimated the state had back in March and lower than the 4,220 bears the agency estimated Florida had before the controversial 2015 bear hunt, where more than 300 bears were killed after numerous protests by animal and conservation advocates. Gov. Rick Scott declared Monday that Wynwood was free of the Zika virus because it’s been 45 days since a locally acquired case was detected in the area. Scott also took a moment to call out federal inaction on fighting the virus, which still looks to be a long way off, so stock up on the bug spray.

U.S. Rep. Ted Yoho says he personally stopped a group of about 20 Cuban refugees coming into the Florida Keys and reaching “freedom and liberty.” The Gainesville Republican acknowledges they were trying to escape a dictatorship, but hey, he says he was protecting the “sovereignty of the United States of America.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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voters – which the poll determined based on the respondent’s voting history and stated intent to vote – she’s up only 1. Or take last week’s Quinnipiac and New York Loathe Hillary? Fine. Vote for her anyway. Democracy Times national polls, which both found depends on it that more than a third of voters under 30 were planning to vote third party. BY JE FFREY C. BILL M A N Not coincidentally, these people were I didn’t vote in my first presidential tax cuts for the rich and an open contempt all in middle school (or younger) when apathy and Nader gave us Bush. for science and climate change warnings. election. A bit late in the game, Clintonworld has All of that, because I and a few hundred It was 2000. I’d just turned 21. I’d voted in the primary, for former NBA star and other progressive-minded folks decided realized that it has a problem. Last week New Jersey senator Bill Bradley, whose our votes weren’t all that important, or it began dispatching Elizabeth Warren Northeastern cerebral style appealed to that Gore was too unexciting, or that we and Bernie Sanders and Chelsea Clinton me, sort of like Jed Bartlet from The West would stand up to the corporate political to battleground states, targeting younger voters who supportWing. But he lost. Al Gore won the pri- duopoly and throw ed Sanders in the in with Nader even mary, and I just wasn’t all that into him. primary and, after I was a student at the University of though we knew he ALL THAT, BECAUSE I AND he lost, relegated Central Florida but registered at my par- had no chance of A FEW HUNDRED OTHER themselves to the ents’ home in Palm Beach County. So I winning. PROGRESSIVE-MINDED sidelines, convinced Needless to say, needed to vote absentee or switch over FOLKS DECIDED WE that there’s little difmy registration. I was politically engaged I’ve voted in every ference between the since. – a poli-sci minor writing about politics election WOULD STAND UP TO THE candidates, the sysI’ve for this very newspaper, in fact – but that Sometimes CORPORATE POLITICAL tem is corrupt and whole process seemed like a lot of work. written checks or DUOPOLY. the elites need to be Too much work, given my middling feel- knocked on doors, taught a lesson. ings toward Gore and my gut certainty too. Because the A lot of Floridians that America wouldn’t be so stupid as 2000 election seared to elect that bumbling fool from Texas. into my brain that these things have con- thought the same way in 2000. Look Besides, what’s one vote in a state of mil- sequences, that staying home or pissing where that got us. Dubya, for all his bumbling idiocy, was away a protest vote could actually matter, lions? that elections, in the American system, not Trump. Bush lied us into war and I didn’t vote. Across Florida, 537 other Democrats are choices between candidates A and B, FUBARed the response to Hurricane didn’t vote either. That, along with not candidate A and Perfection. It’s an Katrina, yes, but he still never descended Republicans’ post-election chicanery, was imperfect system, granted. But it’s the one to Trump’s levels of mendacity and racism, as epitomized in the recent birther enough to push George W. Bush over the we’ve got. This is a fact: Come Jan. 20, one of nonsense. He didn’t signal affection for top in Florida and give him the White House. Another 97,000 progressives voted two people will take the oath of office. authoritarian strongmen. He didn’t try to for Green Party candidate Ralph Nader – That person will not be Gary Johnson deport everyone whose skin is a shade too not a lot in the grand scheme, but again, it or Jill Stein. That person may very well brown. He didn’t attack Muslims and the was more than enough to alter the course be Donald Trump, who could sneak into disabled. He didn’t have campaign reportof humanity. One calamitous terrorist office – like Bush, despite not having a ers arrested or threaten to sue the New attack, two wars – including one sold to us majority – if enough Florida voters stay York Times over stories he didn’t like. He didn’t call women “fat pigs” and the like. under blatantly false pretenses – econom- home or vote third party. We see this dynamic in the polls. Take He had some semblance of basic human ic collapse and the drowning of a major American city followed, along with a host the recent Upshot/Sienna College survey decency, a trait with which Trump does of smaller but no less egregious offenses, that came out Monday. Among registered not appear to be afflicted. Trump’s election, to say the least, poses things like Abu Ghraib and Gitmo and Florida voters, Hillary Clinton is up 4 radical Supreme Court appointments and points in a four-way race. Among likely a clear and present danger to world stabil8

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ity and our way of life. If you care about the future more than a nostalgia for a simpler, whiter past, it’s your duty to defeat him, to drive this ideological scourge out of the mainstream and into the dustbins of history, once and for all. Jill Stein won’t do that. Gary Johnson won’t do that. Voting for them will only help elect Donald Trump, nothing more. Sorry, but it’s true. You don’t have to like Hillary Clinton. God knows she has her faults (though, you try spending two decades in an unrelenting partisan meat grinder and see if you emerge unscathed). She tends toward secrecy and interventionist foreign policy and, like Gore, very much embodies the corporatist Democratic establishment. She – also like Gore – is wooden and uninspiring on the stump. But she at least acknowledges that climate change is real and that we can remake immigration laws without ripping families apart. She would maintain and maybe expand the Affordable Care Act – having endorsed the public option – and she proposed an aggressive collegeaffordability plan. Most important, she would appoint Supreme Court justices more in the mold of Ruth Bader Ginsburg than Antonin Scalia, which means your vote in November will shape decisions on civil rights and privacy and abortion for decades to come. Hillary, of course, likely offers a continuation of the status quo. If she’s successful, she’ll build off the progress of the Obama era. If she’s not, if she doesn’t nudge the country forward, she’ll lose in four years anyway. But considering the stakes, even that is better than the alternative. And really, there’s only one alternative. Had I and 536 other progressives not given in to cynicism and apathy 16 years ago, the world would almost certainly be a much better place. Don’t repeat my mistake. @jeffreybillman on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com


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Milk District residents worry about new development, but big changes may be inevitable BY M O N I V E TTE CO R D E I R O

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ff Bumby Avenue, Leah Fairchild and Matt Uva have created an oasis. Minutes away from the high-rise condos and lively bars of downtown Orlando, the couple live in a quaint 1930s bungalow surrounded by a small forest of their own in the Milk District neighborhood. Inside the home Fairchild has rented since 2011, she writes and concocts different scent combinations for the candles she makes in a workspace near her screened porch. Near the side of the bungalow, there’s a butterfly and vegetable garden. In the dirt, the couple planted milkweed for the monarchs; lettuce, red tomatoes and radishes for themselves. Toward the left fence on the property, there is a row of Surinam cherry trees. They ripen into red bell-like fruits that Fairchild picks and stuffs in her apron pockets. The towering trees in their backyard provide shade from the sweltering Florida sun and a home for pileated woodpeckers,

squirrels, possums and raccoons. During Thanksgiving, the couple says they turn on the lights strung between the trees, set up a long table and invite about 20 of their friends to a holiday feast. During a September visit, late-afternoon sunlight filters in through the trees, and for a moment, it’s easy to forget the ants biting your ankles and bask in the glow. This bungalow, like many of the homes in the shadow of the T.G. Lee Dairy plant, is affordable for Fairchild and Uva, who work in creative fields and the service industry. “It’s not just a house,” Fairchild says. “It’s our home. It’s a refuge for plants, trees and the local neighborhood critters. It’s our little paradise.” But for the past two years, Fairchild and Uva have watched their neighborhood and quietly worried that the sanctuary they’ve created will slip away. Two bungalows that used to be next to their home were razed and replaced with shiny yellow twostory duplexes with bright-green lawns. Additional cars on the street sometimes block their mailbox. At an average rent of about $2,100 a month for a three-bedroom, two-and-a-half-bathroom unit, the duplexes are inaccessible to the couple, who fear they and other renters who live in the Milk District because it’s affordable will be pushed out in the next cycle of gentrification. “Matt is a mover and shaker, and I’ve had my hands in community,” she says. “We would be gone. Not to say we’re a huge asset, but we’re involved in this community, and I think that matters.” Their fears were amplified after online outrage over reports in the media about the developer who owns the duplex near their house and other land in the neighborhood. Adam Wonus owns 25 properties; most of them have already been developed into duplexes and have tenants. By the end of this year, Wonus says his plans for 50 to 60 units on his properties should be complete. The outrage comes at a critical moment for the players in this emerging part of Orlando. The majority of those new units are finished, and neighborhood business owners are close to instituting a Main Street program in the Milk District, like the ones in Mills 50 and Thornton Park. Beneath the debates over gentrification, growth and displacement, there’s an underlying question that has yet to be answered: What can a neighborhood that’s inevitably flourishing do to preserve the scrappy spirit that made it special in the first place?


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o what exactly gives the Milk District its eclectic character? Lee Wortman of Sportstown Billiards on Robinson Street has some idea. Wortman and his wife have owned this popular hangout since the 1980s, though it was first established in 1958, several years before Beefy King and the Plaza Live theater, two of the oldest businesses in the Milk District. With its extensive craft beer selection and broad range of games like pool, Ping-Pong, shuffleboard, cornhole and Skee-ball, Sportstown Billiards is not only a business in the Milk District – it’s a third place, a public space besides home and work where locals gather, interact and create a community. In the past decades, Wortman says he’s seen businesses open and close in the neighborhood, starting with the English pub Bull & Bush in 1987 and continuing through trendy spots like Etoile Boutique, Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, Pom Pom’s Teahouse and Sandwicheria, the Milk Bar, Spacebar, Gringos Locos, Se7en Bites and the Market on South. He’s watched Tasty Tuesdays become the most popular gathering of food trucks in Orlando and bring extra business to his own establishment. And he’s also observed how his clients have changed since he first bought Sportstown Billiards.

The workers from the T.G. Lee Dairy plant and officers from the now-closed Orlando Naval Training Center who sought affordable housing have been replaced by young people in the service industry and creative fields, along with retired older folks on fixed incomes seeking low rents. Renters living paycheck to paycheck aren’t unique to the Milk District. A study released in 2015 year by the Harvard Joint Center for Housing Studies shows renters in the metro Orlando area have a median household income of $35,190, but midpoint rent costs are $1,030. The majority of area renters are considered “rent burdened” because they spend more than 30 percent of their income on household costs. About a third of renters in Metro Orlando are considered “severely rent burdened,” which means they spend more than half of what they make on household costs. Wortman says his customers’ main concern with the new duplexes in the neighborhood is a rent hike. “I’m all out for sprucing up the neighborhood, and some of those places need to be torn down,” he says. “But if my customers are concerned, sooner or later, I will be concerned because if they can’t pay rent, they can’t come to Sportstown to play pool. People who live there won’t be able to afford to leave their houses, and it becomes

a trickle-down effect.” Places like Sportstown Billiards created the character of the Milk District that attracted Adam Wonus. After moving to Orlando from Ohio in 2005, Wonus says he lived in the Milk District for about three years and fell in love with the charming neighborhood. While he lived there, he says he noticed empty and dilapidated homes that couldn’t find buyers and stayed in a perpetual state of disrepair. In 2012, he says he started buying up empty lots, houses that were on the market for a long time and homes the city had liens against. Wonus, who has a financial background and owns Atrium Management Company, began constructing duplexes with units roughly consisting of 1,740 square feet. Out of the 25 properties he owns, Wonus has already developed pretty much all of them, and by the end of the year, he will be putting several units on the final three properties. At an average rent of $2,100, Wonus says he sought to make beautiful homes that are affordable for college students and young professionals who don’t make enough money to live in a condo in downtown Orlando or a vintage bungalow in Thornton Park. If two people live in one of his units, they would each have to pay about $1,050 a month for rent, which Wonus says orlandoweekly.com

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is affordable for people making roughly $37,000 a year or more. (Note: According to the metrics mentioned above, this fictional renter would fall squarely into the “rent burdened” category.) If three people divide the rent, each renter would have to earn roughly $24,000 a year. The sudden interest in his project surprised Wonus, who’s been developing the properties for about four years now and currently has 100 percent capacity in all his units. After several media reports, including one from Orlando Weekly, the cries of gentrification and backlash from locals were swift. Wonus has been subject to a wide variety of critiques, ranging from the fair ones about the design chosen for the duplexes and the number of trees cut down to make way for those units, to some cheap shots about his age (he’s 33). During a meeting at Dexter’s of Thornton Park, Wonus’ excitement for the Milk District is palpable. People might not agree with everything he says or his design choices, but there’s no question that he’s open to talking with anyone about how to improve his projects. But he does want to clear the air, and he starts by defending himself on the claim that he tore down historic homes and CONTINUED ON PAGE 13

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pushed out residents. Wonus says the homes that were razed were dilapidated or unwanted by other buyers. Wonus says when he told WMFE 90.7 that he wanted the Milk District to become the next Thornton Park, he didn’t mean he wanted the same character for the neighborhood. He says he wants the same type of revitalization for the Milk District’s hodgepodge group of homes from different eras, some of which aren’t in good shape. Wonus says he tried to unsuccessfully revamp an older home on Jefferson Street to live there with his family. “I tried to save one of the houses on Jefferson Street, and I almost moved there,” he says. “Because I want to be there. But I couldn’t save the house. I wasted $10,000 trying to save this old home that was infested with termites. Ripping and gutting it out from a financial standpoint doesn’t make sense.” He pauses for a moment and wistfully adds, “It stared at the milk stacks. To me, there’s nothing more cool.” Online, people have accused Wonus of being controlling because he said during the interview on WMFE’s “Intersection” news program that one reason he likes to keep his duplexes as rentals is to help maintain the properties’ green lawns. Wonus says the appearance of his yards is important to him and to the aesthetic of the neighborhood, but he’s willing to work with others in the community on different ways to clean up the neighborhood curbs and medians. “I want to do good,” he says. “I want this city to be a better place because I was here. … I don’t like when people say ‘Adam wants to come in and do this or do that.’ It’s never about one person. I know a lot of the criticism has zero to do with me because they don’t know me.” Ultimately, Wonus says he doesn’t think the differences in rent between his units and other neighborhoods could have an impact on the district’s rental market. “The 25 properties I own only make up about 3 percent of all the properties in the

Milk District,” he says. “To think that I’m going to affect how that community really ends up evolving is very naive.” The controversy over Wonus’ projects is one of the first things the unborn Milk District Main Street program has had to deal with. Business owners in the community want to join nine other Orlando communities who’ve organized Main Street programs to receive annual financial support, technical assistance and intensive training from the city to strengthen commercial districts. Shaun Noonan, chef at the Southern vegan restaurant Dixie Dharma inside Market on South, volunteers with the Milk District Main Street program. Noonan says there’s a variety of opinions about further development in the community, such as people who are adamantly against further growth and others who love the duplexes and think they will bring more customers to local businesses. The fledging program was meeting in September to share their concerns with each other and work on a united response to the developer and city officials. Noonan says he’s spoken with Wonus, who told him he has received death threats from callers. OW asked Wonus about these calls, but he did not want to speak further about them, saying they did not represent the majority of the people in the Milk District. “I don’t want [Wonus] to shut down entirely,” Noonan says. “We want to be smarter than that. We want to work together with whatever developer comes along. We want to set a precedent that the Milk District has personality that we’d like to maintain with development.”

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And there’s little to stop this kind of gentrification, says Susan Greenbaum, an anthropology professor at the University of South Florida. Gentrification has become a pretty loaded term, but a general definition of the phenomena is that wealthier people come into an urban neighborhood, bringing with them changes in rent, property values and the district’s character. Whether this is positive or negative is a subject of perpetual debate among academics and urban planners. “It’s not surprising that places like the Milk District are being gobbled up by urban expansion,” Greenbaum says. “In the wake of the foreclosure crisis, the whole cost of housing went up, and people who lost their housing had to rent, which pushed the cost of renting up in places like Orlando and Tampa, which still have a lot of low-wage workers. It really does lend itself to endless sprawl.” Influencers who made the local area interesting are pushed out in the gentrification process as more and more development eliminates low-cost housing, which Greenbaum says is a “brutal process.” “There’s a strong ethos of private property in Florida and the feeling that people should be able to sell land and do with it what you want,” she says. “But people who live in a place should have some say. The city of Orlando probably needs to be more deliberate in knowing how much low-cost housing they need and how to get it.” Eliza Harris Juliano, an urban planner at Orlando’s Canin Associates, says she moderated a forum on the Milk District’s expansion for the group “Rethinking the City.” Harris Juliano says in the discussions she’s seen in person and online, people have talked about gentrification without thinking seriously of what it means. “There’s a difference between gentrification in Hannibal Square in Winter Park and Parramore and the Milk District,” she says. “In the Milk District, we’re not talking about multi-generational families being pushed out. We’re talking about people who went looking for affordable housing and it’s not affordable anymore. These racial and cultural issues are less of an issue in the Milk District.” While Parramore and Hannibal Square are historically black neighborhoods, the Milk District, according to 2010 U.S. Census data, is majority white with some Latinos. Harris Juliano says affordability is a citywide concern that one builder is not going to solve. But she did discuss with Wonus changes he could make to the duplexes, such as increasing the number of trees, making the garages side-loaded 14

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rather than front-loaded and having a design that encourages residents to walk places instead of driving. A pedestrian community would increase the need for public transportation and reduce the need for cars, she says. “I think what’s happening here is a gradual change, rather than a dramatic one,” she says. “Gentrification in some cases is very negative, while in other places it’s part of revitalization.” And it shouldn’t surprise anyone that it’s happening, says Julian Chambliss, a history professor at Rollins College. Small developers like Wonus can be the results of broader change and structural forces that have already worked their magic. Cities like Orlando encourage growth and are predicated on development. “There’s no mechanism in the American urban experience for retrenchment,” he says. “When I came here in 2003, there was a huge push from the city to get people to live in downtown Orlando. People want to live downtown in Lake Eola or Thornton Park, but it’s too expensive, and a block over in the Milk District, it’s affordable. It’s easy to want to blame this Adam guy, but he’s just a sign of the process.” Chambliss says dialogues between businesses, residents and developers can happen, but entering these kinds of dialogues is difficult for the least powerful people in the equation. Aside from the renters, stopping higher rents doesn’t benefit anyone: the city, developers or local businesses. To have a successful conversation, you need a developer whose goal isn’t only to make a quick buck, but Chambliss reminds us that there’s no magic bullet.

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ack at Fairchild and Uva’s bungalow near Bumby Avenue, the couple say if they’re priced out of their rental, they would leave Florida for another state. The whole reason they live in Orlando is because of its arts scene. “This is our home,” Fairchild says. “We care so much about this place. There’s a difference between living in a space and caring about a space. Gentrification takes away the culture. It takes away the art. It takes away the things that people who moved there may seek.” But both agree they want a meaningful conversation about the community and an appreciation for the homes already there. It’s nighttime now at their house and the crickets make it hard to hear conversation. From the darkness, a small trill comes out near the sunflowers. “It looks like an Eastern screech owl,” Uva says after a quick inspection. “I’ve never heard that back here,” Fairchild says. She laughs slightly. “It’s like he wants to add his two cents and say, ‘This is my home, too.’” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com


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[ art review ] other university galleries after its debut bolder with lapis-lazuli blues, ochres and in Winter Park. “Naples,” she reminds us, violets, de Mura responded to the qualities “was the center of the art world at the close of Neapolitan light. But baroque painting of the 17th century.” The art scene was was stylized, with careful gradations from activated by the Mediterranean sun and black to chromatic tones that never felt the cosmopolitan atmosphere of this trad- truly bright. De Mura’s self-portrait is a good example ing port. The master of the time, Francesco Solimena, ran his atelier with something of this in the first gallery. A saturated scarlet cape and a vest dripping of an iron fist. De Mura with gold frame his was, however, his star IN THE LIGHT OF NAPLES: THE figure; on his face, a fullpupil, and while he ART OF FRANCESCO DE MURA lipped pout reminds one always deferred to the through Sunday, Dec. 18 of classic John Travolta. master, he still created Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins His sensuality of color his own style around College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park took one past baroque color and light. 407-646-2526 into a new style, later This is evident when cfam.rollins.edu named rococo. you start in the first galfree In the second gallery lery closest to the door one is immersed in a and view the early oil sketches. These are small paintings, studies serious study of the people of de Mura’s for much larger ones that would be painted time, personifying Mary, John the Baptist in a monastery in Monte Cassino. In one and other biblical figures. “The Visitation” of the vicious absurdities of war, Monte is a great example: Mary is telling Elizabeth Cassino was bombed by the Allies during she’s pregnant, and that the angel Gabriel World War II, for fear it might be a Nazi has advised her she’s going to have a stronghold. (Sound eerily familiar, Saddam rather special child. Joseph lurks in the Hussein?) In any case, irreplaceable art background with his donkey. In this painttreasures were lost forever, but here for ing, even the background is filled with light. While “rococo” is sometimes used as a the first time we can see his collection of studies, as well as portraits and dramatic dirty word to denote excess, it is fascinating to see one painter evolve in his lifetime biblical scenes. Muted color was, at the time, the gen- from the accepted style to one all his own, teel approach to painting. De Mura quickly while pulling the whole painting commumastered the human figure and became nity together. One wonders who, in our respected for his “desegno” or design of pluralist world today, has the power to do geometries interlacing heads, hands and the same thing. feet into triangles and squares. Bolder and arts@orlandoweekly.com FRANCESCO DE MURA | “THE VISITATION,” CA. 1752

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NEAPOLITAN DREAM 18th-century painter Francesco de Mura transformed the Naples art scene. Now he gets his long-overdue first solo show BY RICHA RD REEP

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first-ever solo exhibition right here at the Cornell Fine Arts Museum. It is worth a tour to see a painter who made a breakthrough from the ossified traditions of his day. We spoke briefly with CFAM director Ena Heller, who helped assemble this show of such significance that it will be touring orlandoweekly.com

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Last year’s 25th anniversary of Universal Studios Florida’s Halloween Horror Nights carried the burden of elevated expectations, and as a member of the general public I found the experience disappointing from both an artistic and operational perspective. This year, I was fortunate enough to attend the opening night media party. Maybe it was the lineskipping VIP tour, or the opportunity to see makeup maven Greg Nicotero and the cast of AMC’s Walking Dead in person, or even the half-dozen complimentary Jim Beam-and-ginger ales (which paired delightfully with bat-shaped chocolates and worm candies), but by the time I shuffled out at 1 a.m., I was happy to declare Halloween Horror Nights 26 a creative return to form – and the best may still be yet to come. The first improvement to this year’s HHN greets guests before they get near the front gates. The gauntlet of metal detectors formerly erected outside the theme park’s entrance, which generated rage-inducing bottlenecks around USF’s iconic archway, are now located in the parking garage hub, making entry far more efficient. You’ll still want to clear security and enter the event as early as possible (gates typically open at least 15 minutes before the official start) because wait times for some attractions reached 45 minutes before the official opening, and hit triple digits by 8 p.m. After retiring the event’s original “Icon” spokes-characters after HHN’s 20th anniversary, Universal resurrected fan favorite Jack the Clown. This year his Harley Quinn-esque girlfriend, Chance, has been elevated to top billing with a 3-D haunted house (featuring the strongest pop-out paint effects yet) and a psychostocked scarezone devoted to her story. Chance, as embodied with unhinged glee by actress Erin Nicole Cline, threatened

By the time I shuffled out at 1 a.m., I was happy to declare Halloween Horror Nights 26 a creative return to form. the assembled press with bodily harm – usually something only Donald Trump can get away with – and posed for photos near the front of the park. I only wish she also headlined her own stage show, like 2015’s Carnage Returns, but from the brief glimpse I got of this year’s Academy of Villains, that intensely acrobatic dance show is a more than worthy substitute. Speaking of shows, writer-director Jason Horne helms the 25th edition of Bill & Ted’s Excellent Halloween Adventure, which by now is an institution immune to analysis or critique. This year’s Star Warsinspired set is the most elaborate in years, and the plot (such as it is) boldly bites the hand that feeds it by mercilessly mocking the social media-addled millennials who make up B&T’s target audience. I laughed out loud at nods to Stranger Things, Weekend With Bernie (Sanders) and Steven Tyler’s shocker, and appreciated the finale tribute to Bowie and Prince. However, half the viral video references flew right over my graying head; a show that once made me feel “in on the joke” now makes me feel out of it. Of the nine haunted houses at HHN26, six are licensed properties, and it’s hard to pick a favorite among them. Mike Aiello and his team (including show directors Patrick Braillard and Charles Gray) nailed every gory detail of the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre’s decor, down to the decapitated chicken; I’ll be forever grateful to them for taking me

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inside the Sawyer farmhouse to witness Leatherface bludgeon Kirk and slam the sliding door. Halloween 2 is a fine followup to one of my all-time favorites, featuring convincing suburban streets and a fiery finale that out-smells Spaceship Earth. I admired The Exorcist’s creative method of circling in and out of the infamous bedroom, and adored the aesthetic nods to the absurdly awful sequel. The Walking Dead, which was a crushing disappointment last year, bounced back with a greatest-hits recycling of past props. Even American Horror Story and Krampus, neither of which I’ve seen on screen, proved very entertaining thanks to their stylistic variety and surprising vastness. But to longtime HHN fans, the original concepts matter most, and this year’s didn’t disappoint. Ghost Town features amazing atmospheric effects and impressive outdoor environments, while Tomb of the Ancients is as claustrophobic as any maze I can remember; if you don’t like tendrils touching you, stay far away. Scarezones also seemed re-energized, especially New York’s Max Max-ish apocalypse (with flames and projection mapping), and the hilarious vampire-ridden Hollywood homecoming. I’m just surprised San Francisco’s spectacular sea-themed walkthrough is so narrow (I had trouble squeezing through with a tour guide) after numerous safety incidents were reported in that location last year. One final element of HHN26 wasn’t previewed for the media, but I’ve already bought my $50 add-on ticket for “The Repository” virtual reality experience on Oct. 2. After talking to designer T.J. Mannarino and watching VRcade’s demonstration videos, I’m hopeful this will be the next great leap forward for fear that we’ve been waiting for. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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[ restaurant review ]

BY FAIYAZ KARA

OPENINGS Another Beth’s Burger Bar has opened in the Lake Cay Commons off Universal Boulevard … The Taste of Yucatan, specializing in Mayan and Yucatan fare, has opened on South Semoran Boulevard near Curry Ford Road … Lake Nona’s Chroma Modern Bar + Kitchen has opened … Earl’s Kitchen + Bar has opened in the former Blue Martini space in the Mall at Millenia … Hunger Street Tacos will open in the recently shuttered BB Junction space on Fairbanks Avenue … Da Kine Poke will open a permanent location in a corner space of the Meat House in Winter Park … Froz-N, specializing in nitrogen-infused ice cream, will open on Highway 192 in October. CLOSINGS Sleeping Moon Café in Winter Park has closed and is looking to relocate. They’ve set up a fundly.com page to assist with the move. NEWS/EVENTS Sanford’s Jimotti’s Restaurant hosts its Japan Festival Saturday, Sept. 24, from 11 a.m.-8 p.m. The family-friendly event features Japanese kids’ games as well as such snack foods as okonomiyaki, takoyaki, yakisoba noodles and more … On Saturday, Oct. 1, Jimotti’s hosts a multicourse Wagyu + Sushi dinner. There are two seatings: 5-7 p.m. and 8-10 p.m. Cost is $135 … The Osprey Tavern in Baldwin Park is now serving lunch. And speaking of Osprey Tavern, chef Joseph Burnett and Austin Boyd of Seito Sushi collaborate for an East Meets West dinner Oct. 9. Cost is $150 per person … Feria de Tapa Toro kicks up its heels Sunday, Oct. 9 at 2 p.m. in the I-Drive 360 courtyard. Admission is free and includes paella and flamenco dancing … Diner en Blanc, the flash-mob outdoor dinner party, is set for Thursday, Oct. 13. The location of the all-white event will be revealed the same day, just hours before the event … Jack in the Park, a fundraiser for the Special Olympics, will feature a bevy of restaurants, including Shari, Oceanaire, NOVA, the Palm, Soco and more. Cost for the Saturday, Oct. 15, fete at the Rachel D. Murrah Civic Center is $125 … Coppertail Brewery joins forces with Hamilton’s Kitchen chef Jason Klingensmith Sunday, Oct. 23, at 6:30 p.m. for a five-course dinner with beer pairings. Cost is $65.

skins ($14), and you’ll likely be convinced. Even pedestrian spicy tuna rolls ($8) are carefully anointed with piquant sesame oil and layered with smelt roe and a secret blend of various chili peppers. Wasabi, by the way, is real and freshly grated (a Jimotti’s is the izakaya your neighborhood wishes it had privilege that’ll cost you $10 at Morimoto BY FAIYAZ KARA Asia), and this in Sanford, I say. Sanford! Another in a string of delights: cha unichi Takazoe is as confident a trad renditions of “Japanese-style tapas,” soba ($12.95). The buckwheat noodles culinarian as they come, and with like deftly fried chicken kara-age ($8), are infused with the essence of green good reason. Stints at such restau- which had my name on it (literally). Just as tea and come with tempura-fried potato, rants as Nobu in Tokyo and Hamasaku comforting: intensely flavored Kurobuta yam, zucchini, eggplant and shrimp, in L.A. not only afforded plenty of oppor- sausages and more delicate Sakura sau- but the broth, which imparted a genteel tunity for chop-honing, but also caught sages served over a mustard sauce with sweetness to the gossamer-green noodles, the notice of a certain ponytailed Iron pea tendrils and a beet slice. Simple, yes, was an absolute standout. Desserts aren’t a priChef who snagged him for head sushi but the dishes also ority here (there’s no chef duties at Morimoto Asia. But when exemplify Takazoe’s pastry chef ), so if needs I ask him why he left his lofty position at focus on quality ingreJIMOTTI’S RESTAURANT must, a scoop of black the fancy Disney Springs joint, his back dients and technical 2545 S. French Ave., Sanford sesame ice cream with straightens, his lips purse and in a very precision. When we 407-952-3329 whipped cream will unhumorous and severe tone he says, ordered grilled yellowjimotti.com have to do the trick. tail ($16), he made it a “Personal reasons.” $$ If not, savor another Hey, Disney’s loss is Sanford’s gain as point to tell us the fish glass of Hitachino Nest far as I’m concerned, even if his new iza- is from Japan and, carkaya venture – Jimotti’s Restaurant – is bon footprint be damned, it was one of the Anbai Ale ($8.50) and contemplate your return visit. situated in a gritty swath of the city (far most succulent I’ve had. Like ever. I have to say, I don’t envy Takazoe trying If you ask for a signature item on the from the oft-visited “historic district”) inside a lingering architectural vestige menu, Takazoe will tell you, in cock- to make a go of it alone on this less-thanfrom 1962 with an A-frame roof and long sure fashion, “all of them.” The man is desirable strip, and in a space currently covered patio. Things don’t get any more as confident in his skills as he is with up for sale, but I sure as hell respect his contemporary on the inside, either – cer- his ingredients. Just pop nigiri of silvery- willingness and determination to elevate, tainly not with the menu, which only skinned (and seriously fishy) gizzard shad diversify and expand the palates of the ($4.50) into your mouth, or sashimi of good folks of Sanford. “Jimotti,” after all, is serves to minimize visual distractions. There is a small bar from which toro ($9), or albacore dressed with sesame Japanese slang for “local people.” Hitachino Nest beers flow to accompany and ponzu and topped with crispy wonton fkara@orlandoweekly.com PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

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The Osprey Tavern 4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700, ospreytavern.com

Essay question: Why should I drink here? Osprey Tavern pairs distinctive recipes and top-shelf libations with the best of them. The house sommelier (that’s French for “wine god-type person”) curates an elite revolving vino list, or you can sip one of many craft cocktails at the Tavern’s gorgeous, white-stone bar top. Pinkies up!

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Dog-friendly? Y

After work or after hours? After work – you’ve earned that pre-dinner cocktail after a long work week

Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

Beer/wine or liquor too? Proudly serves the Father, Son AND Holy Ghost

Check all that apply: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 12) wide selection on tap (more than 12)

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DJs? Y N Live music? Y

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TR FIRE GRILL Upscale American bistro that feels like a chain restaurant but isn’t one (well, not yet – it’s the test space for a concept by Romacorp, the Orlando-based owner of the Tony Roma’s rib chain). Share sangria muddled with local fruits, then order the oven-baked pizza dip. Entrees are hit-or-miss, including iffy baconwrapped smoked meatloaf – ours was so burnt we just ate the inside, though that was flavorful – and salmon and zoodles (salmon, meh; zoodles, totally delicious). The Chocolate Mayhem dessert is enough for a group or for one broken heart. 1035 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-708-3600; $$

THE PARKVIEW While not as sprawling a space as the Wine Room, nor as packed as Luma, the Parkview has the unpretentious, comfortable air that its neighboring Park Avenue haunts don’t. Plus, the menu goes well beyond the tried-and-true charcuterie and cheese plates to create highly edible pairings – roasted bone marrow, braised beet carpaccio, short rib Wellington, to name but a few – to match an intriguing selection of wines. Open daily. Brunch served Saturday and Sunday. 136 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-647-9103; $$

GREEN KITCHEN Healthy eats with Brazilian twists make this tourist-sector eatery on the ground floor of an office building a draw for both famished workers and excitable vacationers. Salads, wraps and sandwiches are the go-to options, but those wanting a substantial meal can opt for one of the chef’s specialties – like two slabs of picanha laced with chimichurri and served with potatoes and rice. They take great pride in their fresh juices and smoothies, and deservedly so. Those looking to sweeten their healthy meal will find a diverse selection of lures, from dense quindim to baklava to Dutch pie. 7055 S. Kirkman Road, 407413-5005; $$ CONTINUED ON PAGE 26

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FUEL BBQ Owners Chris and Michelle Johnson annexed the space next to their popular blues bar, the Alley, to house this comfy little pit stop knowing there’s no more natural a pairing for blues than barbecue. The barky velour of the brisket is the undoubted star, but don’t pass on the ribs, pulled pork or burnt ends either. Sides are no mere afterthought – great care has gone into perfecting the fried okra, collards, baked beans, and mac and cheese. The cornbread may not be much to look at, but this old family recipe will get you hooked. Closed Mondays. 120 S. Park Ave., Sanford, 407-328-4848; $$

DEVINE WINE & GRILL Unlike the scores of enomatic dispensers found at some other wine bars, the 32 offered at this Oviedo drinkery keep the attitude to a relative minimum, while the scratch kitchen delivers bar fare that’s well-executed. Canadians may scoff at the very un-Canadian poutine, but anyone will relish the yellow curry arancini, the lamb burger and the delightful octopus salad. Closed Mondays. 15 Alafaya Woods Blvd., Oviedo, 407-359-5016; $$

SOUPA SAIYAN Dragon Ball Z-themed noodle house is a real draw for freaks and geeks, but noodle hounds will appreciate their attention to crafting a fine bowl. Udon noodles in a vegetarian broth with fried tofu and steamed vegetables hums with umami, and if you’re into pho, the meaty pho dac biet will do no wrong. Open daily. 5689 Vineland Road, Winter Springs, 407-930-3396; $$

SAINT ANEJO MEXICAN KITCHEN Saint Anejo’s south-of-the-border fare is better than your average Tex-Mexeria’s. Two superbly flavored (and flattened) ribeyes in the carne asada, for example, or a sweet and smoky (but not too sweet and not too smoky) mole rojo, are populist favorites that swing and connect. A sizable selection of margaritas, sangrias, cervezas and cocteles are also offered. Open daily. 5248 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, 407-636-3600; $$

KING BAO While the steamed buns themselves aren’t fresh (they’re bought frozen, sorry), the crunchy, succulent or spicy meats they cradle are, be it kimchi fried chicken, Korean short rib or braised pork belly. Tater tots are the sole side, but if you have room for dessert, fried bao with sweet fillings are available. Closed Sundays. 710 N. Mills Ave., 407-237-0013; $ n

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Dr. Strangelove Unlock the secret codes and constant scheming of Dr. Strangelove with exclusive commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Ben Mankiewicz that helps decipher the many layers of satire in Stanley Kubrick’s masterpiece. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

Banned Books Week Film Festival Celebrate Banned Books Week with a screening of movies based on banned and challenged books. Opens Monday, through Sept. 30., 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

The Children’s Hour Two women who run a boarding school for girls fall under scrutiny when an unruly child spreads a rumor that they have a romantic relationship. Part of The Sex Tapes: Sex, Gender and Identity film series. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Cult Classics: Spice World Spice up your life with this cameo-studded romp through London that is apparently not, in fact, about turmeric. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Don’t Think Twice Mike Birbiglia’s new film explores the personal and professional failures of the members of an improv comedy troupe. Ongoing; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Global Peace Film Festival A selection of films from around the globe that deal with contemporary issues screened at various places throughout town. Through Sunday; multiple locations; free-$199; peacefilmfest.org. Manhattan Short Film Festival A program of 10 short films selected as finalists in the 2016 Manhattan Short Film Festival. Monday, 6:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Peanut Butter Matinee: The Karate Kid Story about a teenager who learns a deadly form of martial arts to deal with bullies. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Phantasm: Remastered Special 4K restoration of Don Coscarelli’s landmark psychedelic horror film about a nefarious mortician and his evil balls. Saturday, 11:59 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Racing Extinction Screening of a documentary that follows undercover activists trying to stave off a man-made mass extinction. Presented by the Sierra Club. Wednesday, 6:45 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave; free; 407-246-2620; centralfloridasierra.org. Robin Hood Part of the library’s 1970s classic film screenings. Friday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Some Kind of Wonderful Enjoy $10 flights of wine paired with gourmet popcorn while taking in this oft-overlooked ’80s teen romcom. Wednesday, 11 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. 30

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the impeccable Martindale, and Krasinski himself has great chemistry with both. In fact, these and other serious moments almost succeed in turning the film into the indie drama it should have been, but, particularly at the end, the movie always returns to unbelievability and misplaced comedy. The film’s low point is its ridiculous subplot involving the grossly unfunny and unnecessary Charlie Day, who plays Jason, a nurse caring for Mrs. Hollar. By coinJohn Krasinski’s dramedy started with a good recipe, but cidence, the dude is married to John’s ex-fiancée. While Jason first bristles at the finished concoction is badly overcooked the mere presence of John, he then seems BY C A M E R O N ME I E R open to having him over for dinner, during which Gwen kisses John and confesses that he Hollars wants to have its cake complicated by his mom’s health scare, his she wants to be with him and not Jason, dad’s pending bankruptcy, his brother’s before disappearing from the film, never to and decorate it too. The second directorial effort of stalking of his ex-wife and his own ex- be heard from again. I don’t know whether the writer (Jim Strouse) John Krasinski, best known for playing fiancée’s inappropriate or the editor (Heather Jim Halpert in The Office, has the makings advances. It’s all a bit too Persons) is to blame, but of a tasty dramedy about two brothers and much for an 88-minute THE HOLLARS that scene – and two or their parents, but after adding no less than film to handle. opens Friday, Sept. 23 three others that stretch “Where have you a dozen often unfunny subplots featuring a credibility and disrupt the wife, an ex-wife, an ex-fiancée, children, a been our whole lives?” film’s tone – should have doctor, a nurse and even a youth minister, asks older brother Ron been removed, along with the film collapses like a poorly prepared (portrayed with overthe mom’s brain tumor. soufflé. The recipe – particularly the acting exuberance by Sharlto The film is also annoyingredients of Richard Jenkins and Margo Copley) of their dad Martindale – might have looked good on (Jenkins). “I’ve been working to send you ingly peppered with pop songs, as if the paper, but the finished concoction is badly guys to college,” he replies before slap- filmmakers were unaware that scene tranping his son, while the gravely ill mother sitions could be structured sans music. overcooked and saccharine. Krasinski plays John Hollar, a 30-some- (Martindale) watches from her hospital (Oh, Graduate and Easy Rider, what hath thou wrought?) thing graphic novelist who returns to bed. Krasinski’s heart was in the right place Their dysfunction is crystal-clear. his small hometown after his mother is diagnosed with a brain tumor. Facing an What’s not clear is whether these moments with his sophomore endeavor, but, like his uncertain career and the imminent arrival are being played for drama or comedy, character’s hospitalized mother, his craof a baby with his girlfriend, played by because neither quite works. Yes, there are nium just wasn’t up to the task. Anna Kendrick, his life is made even more touching moments between Jenkins and film@orlandoweekly.com

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OPENING THIS WEEK I.T. My personal list of great things Pierce Brosnan has done is pretty short. Near the top of that list is the time he couldn’t get through an interview with the Orlando Sentinel because he was laughing so hard that the guy they had sent to interview him was named Roger Moore. (Preach, Pierce: We could never wrap our head around it either.) That means the field is fairly clear for Brosnan to distinguish himself with I.T., in which he plays a harried family man who has to protect his daughter – and eventually, his very life – from the vengeful computer specialist he met at his job. Sounds like a cross between Jimmy Fallon’s Nick Burns and the guy who set up Hillary’s private server, which means the target audience here is obviously frightened old farts who wish the kids would stop playing Pokémon Go on their lawn. If I’m wrong, I enthusiastically invite Brosnan to explain why ... in a far-ranging sit-down with Orlando Weekly stringer Timothy Dalton. (not yet rated)

The Magnificent Seven Jesus, a ripoff of Suicide Squad already? Haha, I kid because I hate. Actually, there are plenty of people young and old who realize this is a remake of the original Magnificent Seven, which was in turn an adaptation of Kurosawa’s Seven Samurai. The basic plot remains the same, with a desperate town turning to a septet of ne’er-do-wells for protection. This time, the cast of reprobates includes Denzel Washington, Vincent D’Onofrio and Ethan Hawke. I wonder if it’s too late to whip up some posters calling them “the original basket of deplorables.” (PG-13)

Storks My nominee for the greatest cartoon short ever made is “Baby Bottleneck,” a truly demented 1946 Looney Tune in which the Stork gets too drunk to deliver newborns and Porky Pig and Daffy Duck have to take over for him. This thing has it all: hilarious

characters, a gratuitous reference to the Dionne quintuplets, and the best-ever use of Raymond Scott’s mechanistic instrumental “Powerhouse.” (You’d know it if I hummed it for you.) That all sets the bar pretty high for Storks, a full-lengther that finds our avian friends retired from the business of baby delivery and working instead for an Amazonlike outfit – until a workplace mistake burdens them with one more human infant to care for. Wait a minute, did I say “avian friends”? Yep; in this version, there’s apparently a whole fleet of storks and not just the one. Which makes me wonder if I can really trust a bunch of animators who didn’t pay full attention to their parents even when they were lying. (PG)

ALSO PLAYING The Good Neighbor If you didn’t learn your lesson about tormenting the elderly from Don’t Breathe, there’s always The Good Neighbor, a cautionary tale about two snotnosed punks who try to convince a retiree his house is haunted and soon come to rue their choice. Oh, and the old duffer is played by James Caan, which means I totally left my sympathy in my other pants. (NR)

Mr. Church Eddie Murphy might be one of the last actors you could ever picture playing the Magical Negro, but here he is as Mr. Church, a wise cook who makes life better for a young white woman and her single mom in the California of the 1970s. In a shocking twist, he turns out to be escaped prison poet Tyrone Green. Then I wake up. (PG-13)

Wild Oats What do you do when an insurance company mistakenly pays you $5 million? If you’re Shirley MacLaine and Jessica Lange, you head to Spain to blow it all! And what do you do when the Weinstein Company tries to get you to pay good money for a movie you could have seen for free on Lifetime a month earlier? You Google “10-minute workouts for the middle finger”! (PG-13) orlandoweekly.com

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tour with a fall run of headlining shows, giving fans a chance to see how a few of the new songs fit in alongside material from Slayer’s lengthy career. King notes that he always struggles to come up with a set list for Slayer’s shows – even when the band has 90 minutes or so for a headlining gig. “I bitch about it every time I’ve got to do it. It’s hard,” he says. “You just do your best.” But if picking a set list were the biggest challenge King has faced in Slayer lately, he’d undoubtedly be a happy headbanger. Things started to get tricky for the venerable metal band in 2011. That’s when guitarist Jeff Hanneman stepped away from touring because of the aftereffects of a spider bite. The bite got infected, the infection spread through the guitarist’s system, and it developed into a painful, flesh-eating malady. Hanneman soon after passed away from liver failure exacerbated by years of drinking. King and Araya called on Exodus guitarist Gary Holt – who had been filling in for Hanneman ever since the spider bite – to be a permanent member of the band. After a falling-out with founding drummer Lombardo, the band found a long-term replacement in another drummer who had history with Slayer – Paul Bostaph. King sees Holt and Bostaph staying PHOTO BY MARTIN HAUSLER with Slayer long-term, even though Holt continues in his role as the main songwriter and guitarist in Exodus. “I have no desire to change things up,” King says of the current Slayer lineup. “So if I had my choices in how things play out, yeah, this is definitely the last version of Slayer anyone will see.” So Slayer pushes forward Slayer soldiers on with Holt and Bostaph, finding that the current lineup can cover all of the stylistic bases fans came to expect over the band’s previous 11 albums. King says the making of Repentless was because King came up with “When the Stillness Comes,” a track that opens with definitely different without Hanneman, but he’s confident an eerie quiet before fans are getting the guitars kick in what they’ve come and the song takes SLAYER with Anthrax, to expect musically on a menacing tone Death Angel from Slayer on the as it rumbles for8 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 27 new album. “The ward behind the Hard Rock Live, weirdest thing for measured drum1000 Universal Studios Plaza me was just the ming of Paul 407-351-7625 | hardrock.com presence not there, Bostaph. “I did my $47.50-$248 because I’ve been first attempt at the writing [on my own] moody, spooky kind of song, which I always never worked since the ’90s,” King said, referring to on because I thought [Hanneman] had it Hanneman. “I’ve been doing that since covered,” King says in a phone interview. a long time ago, so that wasn’t different. “But I did that on this record and it came And that’s not going to affect how people out surprisingly well. When we got done hear this record. They’re going to hear it with the first one, I was like ‘This is awe- just how they heard the last four or five records.” some. I got this.’” Slayer is following up a winter/spring music@orlandoweekly.com

Wildhoney Baltimorean pedal-abusers are the highlight of this bill, crafting exquisitely overdriven dreampop. New tunes out on Slumberland, natch. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Sept. 21, at Will’s Pub, $12

Damian Lazarus U.K. house/techno DJ and label head Lazarus adds a healthy dose of enigmatic mysticism and personal showmanship to the club game. 10 p.m. Thursday, Sept. 22, at Tier, $13-$18.30

Taxi There’s been a steady influx of Miami audio malcontents blowing minds at Lou’s of late, and Taxi looks to continue that trend with a sound halfway between “Boys Don’t Cry” and Helmet. 9 p.m. Friday, Sept. 23, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

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NO REPENTING ALLOWED Like a diabolical force of nature, BY ALAN SCULLEY

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hen Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman passed away in May 2013, it left many fans wondering how it would affect the veteran metal band’s future music – assuming the band even survived the loss of the guitarist. Hanneman, after all, had been one of three songwriters in Slayer and his compositions provided the band with an important facet of its sound. While guitarist Kerry King was known for writing Slayer’s faster material, and vocalist/bassist Tom Araya contributed to the songwriting as well, Hanneman was known for writing many of the band’s slower, darker and moodier songs. Fairly early in the course of making Slayer’s current album, Repentless, though, the band got an indication that Hanneman’s absence wouldn’t leave a void in the Slayer musical package. That’s

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To celebrate the fifth anniversary of the Open House Conspiracy nights, famed house DJ Roy “Gabriel” Davis Jr. will be tearing it up. 9 p.m. Saturday, Sept. 24, at Vinyl Arts Bar, $10-$20

Jamison Williams Saxophone-wielding deconstructionist continues his seemingly never-ending tour, still giving a sound thrashing to Disney soundtracks. 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Sept. 25, at Timucua Arts White House, donations

Gojira French thinking-man’s metallers might dwell on some heavy lyrical conceits, but they still handily approximate the destructive tendencies of their namesake. 7 p.m. Monday, Sept. 26, at the Plaza Live, $27.50-$49.50

Jeff Rupert Quartet Jazz foursome led by saxophonist Rupert stages a tribute to the alternatingly buoyant and haunting tunes of Stan Getz. 7 p.m. Tuesday, Sept. 27, at Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, free

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Wednesday, 21

Are You Bourbon Curious? A Tasting and Talk With Fred Minnick LITERARY

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If your knowledge of bourbon begins and ends at Wild Turkey, you’ve got a lot to learn. Have no fear; Fred Minnick, author of Bourbon Curious: A Simple Tasting Guide for the Savvy Drinker, is here to educate you on the flavors and nuances of whiskey and rye’s sweeter sister. Learning is so much more pleasant when you’re simultaneously eating and drinking, and this event at Thornton Park’s Soco restaurant has got you covered there, too: The price of your ticket includes four flights of bourbon, various small bites from Soco’s menu, and a copy of Bourbon Curious signed by the author. Just don’t ask anyone whether Jack Daniel’s “Tennessee whiskey” is really bourbon or the discussion may get heated. – Jessica Bryce Young 5 p.m. | Soco, 629 E. Central Blvd. | bookmarkitorlando.com | $60 per person, $100 per couple Wednesday-Sunday, 21-25

Cirque du Soleil: Ovo THEATER

There’s something about Cirque du Soleil that makes some people admit to liking it only in hushed, conspiratorial tones. Maybe it’s because the over-the-top whimsy of the French-Canadian troupe of acrobats, dancers and daredevils strikes American audiences as something inherently strange and foreign. Or, as Patton Oswalt once described it, “Everything in Cirque du Soleil is wet and French and gay and on fire at the same time.” Oswalt wasn’t using that description pejoratively, but as evidence that Cirque du Soleil unites audiences of disparate cultural and political bents. Ovo, the show invading the Amway Center this weekend, continues the tradition of merging dance, acrobatics and trapeze artists with a dose of absurdism and visual flair. Set in the insect kingdom, Ovo showcases tumbling ants, a contortionist dragonfly and a slack-line spider in jaw-dropping vignettes set to Brazilian music. Also, all of this has something to do with an egg. Even though things like a cohesive plot may be swept to the wayside, the sheer spectacle and pageantry of the show wins audiences over every time. – Thaddeus McCollum 7:30 p.m. Wednesday-Friday, 4 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Saturday, 1:30 p.m. & 5 p.m. Sunday | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | 800-745-3000 | amwaycenter.com | $35-$150

Wednesday, 21

Wheeler Walker Jr. MUSIC

That name alone’s a goddamn giveaway. This hard-core outlaw country traditionalist is actually the musical alter ego of comedy actor and writer Ben Hoffman (from Comedy Central shows like The Ben Show and Sports Show With Norm Macdonald). No surprise, then, that it’s an exceptionally obscene burlesque of the honky-tonk badass ideal. But perhaps the ultimate twist is that his music is actually more authentic than most popular country right now. It twangs, swaggers and stomps like classic ’70s gold, only as imagined by your dirty-ass brother. And opener Birdcloud – yet another interesting product of Nashville’s virile underbelly – could prove even more uproarious with a more female punk take on the same delicious Southern profanity. Together, it’s one big twofer of wicked subversion that’s the stuff of cult legend. – Bao Le-Huu with Birdcloud | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $16-$18

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Saturday, 24

The Horns and Heroes Project

The Return of the Lost Boys

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The word rhinoceros means “nose horn” – a cute and literal name for an animal weighing thousands of pounds. Unfortunately, the fact that poachers kill for that “nose horn” has caused three of the five species of rhino to be put on the endangered list, and the other two to be threatened. Saving the rhinos is the driving factor behind the Horns and Heroes Project, an art show and auction that aims to both celebrate the large herbivores, and educate the public on the threats that they face. The project also aims to help the artists who participate become conservationists. Those who buy art at the auction will get – along with the art, of course – the knowledge that they helped conservation efforts in Africa and Asia, as all of the profits will be donated. – Martina Smith 6 p.m. | The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive | thehornsandheroesproject.com | free

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It’s been 25 years since Dante Basco donned a black-andred mohawk for his iconic performance as Rufio in Hook, and ’90s-kid nostalgia makes him a welcome presence at this week’s themed anniversary party for the film. Upon rewatching our childhood favorite, we realized that the movie is a little stranger than we remembered. We’re not doctors, but we’ve read plenty of Psychology Today articles, and this flick has more crazies in it than the Florida Legislature. Peter Pan’s negligent mother is so busy discussing his future at Oxford that she doesn’t notice his baby carriage rolling down a hill away from her forever. Captain Hook uses revenge kidnapping to cope with the decades-old trauma of losing his hand to an alligator. And Hook’s conversations with Peter’s son, Jack, read like a how-to manual for giving someone Stockholm Syndrome. Amidst the psychological wreckage, Rufio is one of the few characters who exhibits any ability to problem-solve, resolve conflicts and lead a group without resorting to torture tactics, which is probably why he doesn’t make it to the end of the film alive. It’s a huge testament to Basco’s acting and screen presence that out of all the major movie stars in Hook’s cast, his character is the one people are still chanting for after all these years. And according to his social media accounts, he’s more than happy to relive the film’s heyday with willing fans. Proceeds from the party go to St. Jude Children’s Hospital. – Abby Stassen 8 p.m. | Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland | 407-636-3171 | letsmakeitathing.com | $5-$10

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Nicholas Payton MUSIC

Although Nicholas Payton’s best-known (and earliest) records tend to reside in the more accessible corners of modern jazz, the New Orleans-based trumpeter has produced a body of work that, as it has evolved, has grown more and more daring, challenging both the idea of what “jazz” means in the 21st century and the idea of what “jazz musician” means. His recent works – starting with the electric funk tapestries of 2004’s Sonic Trance and 2011’s provocative and conceptual Bitches (on which he played all the instruments) right through 2014’s ethereal, nearly solo-free Numbers and the electronic ambience of this year’s Textures – show a musician as restless, curious and peripatetic as his idol, Miles Davis. Hell, Payton refuses to even call his music “jazz,” preferring to classify it as Black American Music, a definition that he eruditely and expansively pronounces upon as both a scholar (he teaches at Tulane) and in his consistently provocative and engaging live performances. – Jason Ferguson 7 p.m. | Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park | 407-636-9951 | bluebambooartcenter.com | $30-$40

Tuesday, 27

Schoolboy Q MUSIC

Schoolboy Q is off the Percocet and Xanax now, but two and a half years ago, the acclaimed artist told Hot 97’s Angie Martinez – provider of some of the most intimate rap interviews of the past decade – that he’s still into “lean.” For the uninitiated, lean’s dozy effects rely mostly on prescription-strength cough syrup, and the active ingredient breeds the kind of euphoric inactivity that has inspired mumbled verses from pretty much everyone. Thankfully for his fans – but mostly for him – Quincy Hanley’s Blank Face LP shows no symptoms of drowsiness. The German-born 29-year-old’s sophomore major label effort combines heavy hitters like Yeezy with feature darlings Miguel and SZA for a gangsta-meets-experimental sound that will in 10 years be “stereotypically 2016.” For now, it’s welcome, and we’re interested in how it’ll hit from onstage. – Adam Manno with Joey Bada$$ | 7 p.m. | Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave. | 407-872-0066 | venue578.com | $35-$160

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WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 21

CONCERTS/EVENTS Cymbals Eat Guitars, Wildhoney, Field Mouse 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12. Dismal Dream, Liars Tongue, Easy Money, Overheat, Guttwrench, Disdain, Sinkholes 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. An Evening With Kendall Wilson 8-10:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951. Nicholas Roberts 8-11 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4403. Timothy Eerie 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Wheeler Walker Jr., Birdcloud 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$18; 407-246-1419. THURSDAY, SEPT. 22

CONCERTS/EVENTS The Amity Affliction, Being as an Ocean, Hundredth, Trophy Eyes 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $17.50-$20; 407-648-8363. Cute Is What We Aim For, A Wolf in the City, Luvlost 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-246-1419. Daisyhead 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Damian Lazarus 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $10; 407-317-9129.

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Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Amy Steinberg 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $25; 407-412-6895.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Boyce Avenue 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Orlando in the Groove: Durosai, Fox Force 5, Celiak 10:30 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-421-1670.

Ginko Balboa, Kill the Sound, Yellow Day Union, Effit 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Slumberjack, Teen Divorce, DONKNG 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Keb’ Mo’ 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50-$59.50; 407-228-1220.

Symbiotech: Robb Blak, Fibonacci, Psychotech 11 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free.

The Mellow Relics, Tears of a Tyrant 10 pm; Belle Isle Yacht Pub, 7521 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-850-3491.

Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Michale Graves 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12; 407-322-7475.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Adaliah 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Nicholas Payton 7 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $30$40; 407-636-9951.

OneBeat 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. Pajama Party: Blonk, Raspberry Pie 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $3-$5; 407-636-3171. Sean Holcomb 8-11 pm; The Outpost Neighborhood Kitchen, 2603 Edgewater Drive; free; 407.930.6282. Simon Wish 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free$10; 407-421-1670.

9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free-$5. Wastelands, Taxi, Buffy, Shania Pain 9 pm-1:30 am; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Bach to School 7 pm; Family-friendly classical music by the Bach Festival Choir and Orchestra. Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407-8967365; orlandorep.com. SATURDAY, SEPT. 24

Sound Democracy, Drop July, Sugar City, the Getbye 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $7; 407-673-2712. Substance: Matrix & JDub, Jason Brown, Dijital Therapy, MCMB 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; free; 407-403-2938. Techlicious: Carlos Mendoza & Renzo

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bleeding in Stereo, F.I.L.T.H., (N)Ception, Manna Zen, Sick Thrill 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; donations; 407-673-2712. Bloody Jug Band 9 pm; Casselberry Patio Bar, 2671 S. CONTINUED ON PAGE 39


Drink Around the Hood

Drink Around the Hood Join Orlando Weekly for our monthly stroll around Ivanhoe Village. Sample drinks at different bars, restaurants and businesses while enjoying live entertainment and maybe a food truck or two. We’ll see you there! 7-10 p.m. Wednesday; Santiago’s Bodega, 802 Virginia Drive; $15$20; drinkaroundthehood.com First Day of Fall Pub Crawl Celebrate surviving yet another hellish summer by pretending like the “first day of fall” means something in Central Florida. Get a $5 wristband at Wally’s or Ten10 Brewing and enjoy drink specials at more than 10 different spots in the Mills 50 corridor. If you’re lucky, you’ll get enough of a buzz that you won’t even notice that everything is still hot and damp. 6 p.m. Thursday; Mills 50 District, Mills Avenue and Virginia Drive; $5; mills50.org

The Toasters, Sept. 30 at Will’s Pub

Trivium, Oct. 21 at House of Blues

Mayday Parade, Nov. 11 at the Social

Gin Wigmore, Nov. 25 at the Social

Techlicious: Carlos Mendoza and Renzo

Clutch, Oct. 4 at House of Blues

Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live

Thievery Corporation, Nov. 13 at House of Blues

Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live

Lindsey Stirling, Oct. 29 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Tracy Morgan, Nov. 13 at Hard Rock Live

Dream Theater, Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live

Dream Theater Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live

Vinyl Arts Bar has been a breath of fresh air for those experiencing diminishing returns on EDM’s flash in the pan. No pyrotechnics or wannabe superstars on stage here. Rather, the DJs adhere to old-school equipment and ethos, putting the music (played from actual vinyl) in the spotlight. Carlos Mendoza and Renzo team up tonight for an exploration of tech house that’s sure to be dark, groovy and sexy. Bring a date. 9 p.m. Saturday; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free-$5 (after 11 p.m.); vinylartsbar.com

Chrome Sparks, Oct. 5 at the Social

Panic! God Save the Scene After a brief

Against Me!, Oct. 11 at House of Blues

hiatus, Spacebar’s monthly tribute to all things post-punk, synth and industrial returns. DJs Tommy Mot and NM curate a spectacular collection of the best and rarest of the darker side of the ’80s. We guarantee this is a retro night where you won’t be forced to feign enthusiasm for Blondie for the millionth time. 10 p.m. Saturday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; facebook.com/spacebarorlando

Junior Boys, Oct. 7 at the Social Taking Back Sunday, Oct. 8 at the Social Garth Brooks, Oct. 6-9 at Amway Center Henry Rollins, Oct. 8 at the Plaza Live Astronautalis, Oct. 10 at Will’s Pub

The Dear Hunter, Oct. 12 at the Social Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live MC Chris, Oct. 14 at the Social RX Bandits, Oct. 15 at the Beacham Rooney, Oct. 17 at Backbooth Eden, Oct. 20 at the Social

Sia, Oct. 30 at Amway Center Puscifer, Nov. 1 at the Bob Carr Theater Ghost, Nov. 2 at Hard Rock Live Fitz & the Tantrums, Nov. 5 at the Social

Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham Neil deGrasse Tyson, Nov. 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center The King Khan & BBQ Show, Nov. 15 at the Social

Seu Jorge, Nov. 5 at the Beacham

The Doobie Brothers, Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Andy Grammer & Gavin DeGraw, Nov. 6 at Hard Rock Live

Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

Daughter, Nov. 9 at the Beacham

Benjamin Francis Leftwich, Nov. 18 at the Social

Elle King, Nov. 10 at House of Blues Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham Blackberry Smoke, Nov. 11 at House of Blues

Bob Dylan, Nov. 22 at the Dr. Phillips Center The Good Life, Nov. 22 at the Social Helmet, Nov. 23 at the Social

Sage Francis, Dec. 2 at the Social The B-52s, Dec. 3 at Hard Rock Live Rittz, Dec. 10 at the Social Jodeci Dec. 11 at House of Blues Jello Biafra, Rev. Horton Heat, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Jan. 27 at the Beacham Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center The Piano Guys, Feb. 16, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center Colin Hay, Feb. 20, 2017, at the Plaza Live

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OneBeat MUSIC

It is said that music is a universal language, and that’s the principle that OneBeat was founded on. Something of a musical exchange-student program, the organization brings young musicians from all over the world to the U.S. together for a month each year to collaborate on music. Started in 2012, OneBeat hopes to celebrate the ways that the arts can impact local and global communities, as well as help people connect across cultures through music. For the artists involved, it is a musical journey of diversity and learning new ways of thinking, both about music and about others. For those who watch them on the tour that takes place after their monthlong residency, it is a trip around the world through sound. This is the fifth year that OneBeat has done the program, with musicians from over 15 different countries performing, including a sound artist from Taiwan, a tiple (sort of a 12-stringed guitar) player from Colombia, a pianist from Russia and many more. – Martina Smith 7 p.m. | Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. | 1beat.org | free

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Highway 17-92, Casselberry; free; 407-339-0511. Captain Colossal, Greye, Jupiter Groove, Arrythmia 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; contact for price; 321-202-0011. Don Soledad Trio 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Full Throttle, Janani, A Bridge of Thorns, Virginia Rose Band, Ember’s Dawn, Mindset X 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-730-3999. Gareth Emery, Louis Vivet 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Illogic Events Company Release Party 9 pm; Phantom Bar & Lounge, 1021 E. Colonial Drive; $5; 407-730-6350.

Roy Davis Jr., Michael Zucker, Manny Cuevas, Austen van der Bleek 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $17-$23.

Johnny Azari 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

This Wild Life, Have Mercy, Movements, many rooms 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419.

Matt Hires, Volunteer, Mike Dunn & the Company, Near Pennsylvania 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Moonmen From Mars 10:30 pm; Sloppy Taco Palace, 4892 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-574-6474. Ñengo Flow 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$35; 407-872-0066. Panic! God Save the Scene: Tommy Mot, NM 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Tommy Johnson 6:30-9 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $25; 352-385-0034. Young Ma 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $10-$30; 407-701-9875. SUNDAY, SEPT. 25

CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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Jamison Williams 7:308:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Veda 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. TUESDAY, SEPT. 27

Laurie McClain, John John Brown 2:30 pm; Fodor’s Grove, 2218 Vincent Road; $12 suggested donation. Regular Dro: Miles Farewell, Dankte, Michael Seuss and more 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Sunghosts 6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Requiem for the Living 5 pm; The Dan Forrest Festival Chorus and the Saint Andrew’s Sinfonia premiere Dan Forrest’s stunning choral work. St. Andrew’s Chapel, 5525 Wayside Drive, Sanford; free; 407-328-1139; sachapel.com. MONDAY, SEPT. 26

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1776 Wednesday-Saturday, 7 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $23-$47; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Jeff Rupert Quartet 8-10:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; donations accepted; 407-636-9951. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Parivh, Piss Ghost, Harsh Radish, Auto Chlor 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Schoolboy Q, Joey Bada$$ 7 pm-midnight; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $35$160; 407-872-0066. Slayer, Anthrax, Death Angel 6:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $49.50$75.50; 407-351-5483.

Bearing Witness One-man performance re-enacting a veteran’s visit to Mauthausen concentration camp. Wednesday, 5 & 8 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $25; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Bonnie & Clyde ThursdaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $29-$33; 407877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Breaking the Moon Original musical written by singersongwriter Amy Steinberg. Saturday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $25; 407-4126895; thevenueorlando.com. Cirque du Soleil: Ovo Fantastic human circus performance themed around the insect kingdom with a Brazilian-influenced soundtrack. Wednesday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 4 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 1:30 & 5 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $35-$150; 800-745-3000. CONTINUED ON PAGE 43


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Clybourne Park ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; UCF Black Box Theatre, Theatre Building, Main Campus; $10-$20; 407-8231500; theatre.cah.ucf.edu. The Foreigner An Englishman arrives at a quaint bed and breakfast in rural Georgia. When he pretends to only speak a foreign language he winds up overhearing far too much. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 4 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu. Jekyll & Hyde: The Musical Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $25; goatgroup.tix.com.

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W. Church St.; $22; 407-3730888; stonewallorlando.com. Miss Saigon 25th Anniversary Performance Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $16.05; fathomevents.com. Play in a Day Student-created works of theater and dance made in 24 hours. Saturday, 6:30-9:30 pm; Lake Howell High School, 4200 Dike Road, Winter Park; $20-$25; bethmarshallpresents.com. West Side Story Wednesday, 1:30 & 7 pm, Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 7 pm, Saturday, 1:30 & 7 pm, Sunday, 1:30 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $18-$65; 407-447-1700.

COMEDY 20 Penny Circus A variety show for adults full of strange feats, illusions, stunts and socially inappropriate clowns. Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Pepe’s Truth or Dare Improv An over-thetop, adults-only improv show. Thursday, 10:15 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $6; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan Presents: Tumbleweed Comedy Tour Hosted by Ross McCoy. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Fat Fish Blue, 9101 International Drive; free.

The Shady Brunch Comedy Show Sunday, 3 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; willspub.org.

Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee,

Spacebar Comedy Showcase Wednesday Sept. 21, 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

DANCE Ballet on the Big Screen: Millepied, Robbins, Balanchine Benjamin Millepied pays tribute to his masters, George Balanchine and Jerome Robbins, two truly great choreographers who led the American School to rarely attained heights. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $20; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Emotions Dance: The Shift Contemporary dance. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Mandell Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $20; 407-447-1700.

Rock Hard Revue Saturdays, 7 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $25-$35; 407-504-7699; rockhardrevue.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS The 49 Portraits Exhibit of portraits of the 49 people who lost their lives in the Pulse massacre. Saturday, 7-11 pm; The Gatlin Creative, 4940 S. Orange Ave.; $15 suggested donation; thegatlincreative.com. Art Sandwiched In: Dawn Roe An informal lunchtime program with the Florida Prizenominated photographer and video artist. Wednesday, noon; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-896-4231. Creative Cravings: Hand-Lettering and Zines - A Punk Intro to Graphic Design A teen program discussing the history of graphic design and the current expectations of those in the field. Saturday, 1-3 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$40; 407-896-4231. The Horns and Heroes Project No. 3 Fundraiser for rhino conservation featuring rhinoceros-themed art from a variety of talented artists in different media. Thursday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Orlando Drink & Draw Join Thomas Thorspecken for a sketching outing at an exhibit of portraits of Pulse victims. Friday, 7 pm; The Gatlin Creative, 4940 S. Orange Ave.; free; thegatlincreative.com. Upcycled Jewelry Turn old or broken jewelry into a new treasure. Thursday, 7-8:30 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK Art for the Senses Through Sept. 30; Artisans on Fifth, 134 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880; artisansonfifth.com. Art in Chambers: Giuseppe Corazzina Through Oct. 23; Orange County Administration Building, 201 S. Rosalind Ave.; free. Art Talk Saturday, 2-8 pm; Three Masks, 1023 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-426-7355. Best of DTO Photo Contest Exhibition Through Oct. 15; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-246-3387. Chad Pollpeter & Cameron Moore Through Oct. 1; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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The Conversation Continues Through Jan. 1, 2017; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; omart.org.

My Friend: Eric Rohmann Through Oct. 30; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231.

Corpus Through Sept. 24; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com.

Paint Strong Orlando Through Oct. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Familiar Mysteries Through Nov. 27; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Form in Light Through Oct. 1; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. Gamerz Only Through Nov. 12; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-203-3891; thaipurpleorchidcafe.com. Hello Basquiat Through Oct. 8; Defined Enterprises, 279 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; free. In Plain Sight: New Paintings by Robert Ross Through Sept. 24; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. In the Light of Naples: The Art of Francesco de Mura Through Dec. 18; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Intimacy With the Subject Through Sept. 23; Mount Dora Center for the Arts, 138 E. Fifth Ave., Mount Dora; free; 352-383-0880. La Diaspora Through Nov. 6; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Life Drawing Wednesdays, 6:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. Local Art Night Thursday, 8-11 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5; 347-855-3747. Miles G. Batt: Retrospective Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-

Philip Smallwood: Personages Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Summer Showcase Ongoing; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Theresa Bernstein: An Early Modernist Through Oct. 9; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. This Side of Modernism: Twentieth-Century American and British Artists Through Dec. 18; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Vanishing Florida: Lampoons and Elegies Through Oct. 13; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Victor Perez: Funhouse Through Oct. 15; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Walter Meigs: Transformations Through Oct. 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Watercolor Art Gallery Exhibit Through Oct. 14; Gallery on First, 211 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-323-2774.

You Are My Sunshine Ongoing; Art of Healing Gallery at Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-5395; flhosp.com.

EVENTS Autumn Begins: Good Gourd Tapping Celebrate the beginning of fall with a tapping of one of the only pumpkin beers that uses actual pumpkin. Thursday, 5 pm; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; various menu prices; 407-893-9832; redlightredlightbeerparlour.com. Banned Books Week KickOff Join published authors as they read passages from their favorite banned and challenged books. Sunday, 2-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. California Crush Wine Dinner A six-course meal paired with six different wines. Reservations required. Thursday, 6:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; $60; 407270-6300; swirlery.com. Casino Night Casino games include roulette, blackjack, poker and craps. Guests receive casino game vouchers to play. Friday, 7-10 pm; Winter Park Civic Center, 1050 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; $35; 407-218-4363; questinc.org. Diagon Alley at Oblivion Annual Harry Potter celebration with a special menu and live owls. Sunday, 4-11 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-8024800; obliviontaproom.com. Dog Weekend A weekend of doggie fun, games, contests and a dog walk around Artegon. Saturday-Sunday; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Drink Around the Hood Sample drinks at several businesses, bars and boutiques in Ivanhoe Village. Wednesday, 7 pm; Santiago’s Bodega, 802 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6979; drinkaroundthehood.com. CONTINUED ON PAGE 48

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First Day of Fall Pub Crawl Purchase a wristband at Wally’s or Ten10 Brewing and enjoy drink specials at more than 10 locations throughout Mills 50. Thursday Sept. 22, 6 pm; Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, 1001 N. Mills Ave.; $5; (407) 896-6975; mills50.org. Florida Fanfest Block party for three Florida college football games. Saturday Sept. 24, 4-8 pm; Downtown Orlando, Church Street, Orange Avenue and Church Street; free. The Haunt at Old Town Halloween party with live entertainment, car decorating contests, costume contests and more. Friday Sept. 23, 8 pm and Saturday Sept. 24, 8 pm; Old Town, 5770 W. Irlo Bronson Highway, Kissimmee; free; 407396-4888; myoldtownusa.com. Hobbit Day Celebrate the birthday of Frodo and Bilbo Baggins with a special menu and themed trivia. Thursday Sept. 22, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; various menu prices; cloakandblaster.com. Hullabaloo Fest An ktoberfest celebration with beer stein races, a beer holding contest, music, food and more. Sunday 48

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Sunday Sept. 25, 10 am-2 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; $39.95; 407-295-1066; foodbankcentralflorida.org. Pints For Paws Pups are welcome at this event benefitting the Pet Alliance of Greater Orlando. Saturday Sept. 24, 11 am-2 pm; Bar Louie, 7335 Sand Lake Road; $10 suggested donation; 407-694-9803; drphillipscitrusrotary.com. The Return of the Lost Boys Hosted by Dante Basco (Rufio). Benefits St. Jude Children’s Hospital. Saturday, 8 pm-2 am; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5-$10; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com. Searching for the Seventies History Harvest Bring photographs, brochures and other items from the 1970s to the History Center to become part of the museum’s collection. Saturday Sept. 24, 12-4 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. St. Juan’s Pirate Festival A pirate-themed street party. Saturday Sept. 24, CONTINUED ON PAGE 50


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8 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free. Tamale Co. Pop-Up A special Mexican street food lunch menu from Tamale Co. Saturday, noon-4 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; various menu prices; 321-236-3316. Taste of Downtown Local restaurants showcase their offerings. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6307696; doporlando.com.

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CIVICS Coffee Club: How Automobiles Shaped Our District Have breakfast with other Downtown South neighbors and business owners, and learn how the automobile shaped today’s Downtown South Main Street District. Wednesday, 8 am; Peach Valley Café - Downtown South, 2849 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-896-4400; downtownsouthorlando.org.

LITERARY Alafaya Book Club The Alafaya Book Club’s September selection is Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte. Wednesday, 7-8 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Author’s Discussion Local Author Roger Farinha discusses and signs his book The Socratic Trucker: An American Memoir and a Call to Revolution. Saturday, 1-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; Cost of book; 386-266-7436; ocls.info. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. The Lovely Story Time Stories for children ages 0-5. Mondays, 9:30-11:30 am; The Lovely, 2906 Corrine Drive; free; 407-2707729; bookmarkitorlando.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Orlando Cringe Improv scenes based off of real life, cringeworthy diary readings. Sunday, 7 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $14; 407-648-0001; sak.com. The S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam With Eddie Figures Competitive poetry slam with a special featured reader. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

Vidhu Aggarwal & Bishakh Som A poetry reading, book signing and comics. Tuesday, 6 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Writing Workshop: Taking the Mystery Out of Murder Learn how to plot a murdermystery with author Kathleen Lopez. Followed by a book sale and signing. Saturday, 2-3 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Yoga & Writing Author Ashley Inguanta combines creative writing with yoga in this workshop. Advance registration via email required. Sunday, 12:30-2 pm; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; $15; writersatelier.com.

SPORTS Global Energy Race A Guinness World Records attempt to have the most cities participating in the same race on the same day. Sunday, 6 am; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$45; 800-745-3000; globalenergyrace.com. Orlando Pride vs. FC Kansas City Women’s professional soccer. Saturday, 5 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com/pride. Orlando Roller Derby 2016 Season The Orlando Roller Derby Girls play against various teams from Florida. Sunday, 4:30-6:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8; 407-8349106; orlandoderbygirls.com. Tee Time for the Front Line Golf Tournament Golf tournament to benefit Just Our Soldiers’ Helpers. Friday, 8 am-1 pm; Timacuan Golf & Country Club, 550 Timacuan Blvd., Lake Mary; $85; 407314-3590; joshgolf2016.com. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group meets either at the northeast or northwest corner. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n


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I’m a 27-year-old straight man and a high-school teacher held to a strict code. I left my fiancée in June and haven’t had sex since. Needless to say, I’m really horny. I’m also in that weird in-between age where I’m not comfortable hanging out at college bars but I’m also a bit younger than most of the women in other bars. But when I scour dating apps, I see profiles of women ages 18 to 22 – women who, for all I know, could have been students at my school. I would never fuck a former student, of course, but I’m worried that I could get my license revoked if my supervisors discovered I was online trolling for sex. So what am I supposed to do? My cock is making sad faces at me right now. Teacher Evidently Needs Sexual Encounter If you live in a college town, TENSE, there’s at least one bar where grad students hang out – look for the bar where women are grading papers, not pounding shots, and hang out there. And with more than one in three new marriages beginning with an online meeting these days, and with Pew Research telling us that 60 percent of Americans approve of online dating, I don’t see how your supervisors could possibly object to staffers scouring dating apps and the interwebs for age-appropriate partners. Unless we’re talking about a Catholic school staffed entirely by nuns, which isn’t what we’re talking about. I’m female, 26 and in an open marriage with a wonderful man. I am having a recurring fear that he’ll get some other woman pregnant and she will refuse to abort. I trust him, but condoms break (or get holes poked in them). He inherited serious money from his father, and his father got “oops’d” into having three kids. I would immediately divorce my husband if this happened. (Yes, I’m an asshole, but my life plans have NEVER included children, step or otherwise.) My solution is for him to get a vasectomy. He says he’s for it, but it’s been a YEAR and he hasn’t made an appointment. I’m seriously considering yanking “open” until he’s sterile. Maybe he really wants children and he’s not telling me, but I keep asking and he keeps saying no. Am I being unreasonable asking for the snip? Seriously Not Into Pregnancy Maybe your husband wants children, SNIP, maybe he doesn’t. Or maybe he’s one of those guys invested in/aroused by the power of spunk to make babies they don’t want; these guys would rather see their shots intercepted than go unattempted. So while a vasectomy is an eminently reasonable way for a married man who wishes to remain childless to prevent himself from impregnating someone who isn’t his wife, SNIP, arousal often defies reason. And ultimately this is his decision to make – his body, his choice.

I’m a single gay male in my 40s. I have a good life and do good work. I’m not worried about finding the right guy to settle down with. I’m worried about what happens next. I’ve had three serious long-term relationships and several friends-with-benefits relationships. In every single one, a time has come, generally sooner rather than later, when I completely lose interest in my partner sexually. It’s not a matter of him being less attractive to me. It’s not a matter of us not being on good terms – often we become very close friends. It’s not a matter of my sex drive shutting down – I’m all kinds of turned on by other guys, just not the one I’m with. It’s reached a point where I’m deliberately holding myself back from getting into relationships because I’m tired of ruining good things. Confirmed Bachelor You could get your ass into therapy, CB, and churn through several relationships while you work on this – relationships that could fail for this or some other reason – and not have anything to show for your effort 10 years from now. Or you could find a guy who has the same problem you do – your predicament is not uncommon – and instead of breaking up when you lose interest in each other sexually, you stay together, you love each other, you take care of each other and you both fuck other guys. Mid-20s female here, ready to date after a period of difficulty in my personal life. I have started taking an antidepressant, which has allowed me to regain control over my life, but one side effect is difficulty having orgasms. People can be judgey when it comes to antidepressants, and it’s not something that’s easy to share. It’s frustrating because this medication allows me to be in a place mentally where I can pursue healthy adult relationships, but it affects sex, which for me is something that is key for a healthy relationship. How do I have a conversation about this with a potential partner? Hopeful About Potential Partners, Yay You can put off the convo about your meds with a white lie, HAPPY, by telling your potential partner you never come the first few times you’re with someone new – no pressure on you to come (or come clean just yet), no pressure on them to make you come. Then level with them about the real reason you’re having difficultly coming – new to antidepressants, still adjusting, but grateful for the other benefits – after you’ve gotten to know them better. It’s a harmless, understandable white lie, not a major betrayal. If they react like it is one, HAPPY, then you’ll have to DTMFA.

ried woman. Yes, she was cheating. Yes, I was aware. There won’t be any future sexual encounters with this woman, but here’s the thing I was wondering about: I don’t feel guilty, not one bit. This fuck was a strong contender for best fuck of my life. Does that make me a bad person? And if so, do I just accept the fact that I’m a bad person? Basically A Dastardly Dick, Yes? Fucking someone you know to be cheating implicates you in an infidelity, of course, and that’s usually bad – but not always. In some cases, cheating is the least worst option for all involved (the cheater, the cheated, their dependents); in others, cheating saves marriages that needed saving; in still others, cheating ends marriages that needed ending. Absent more info about this woman’s particular circumstances, BADDY, I can’t make a definite ruling about her badness for cheating or your badness for aiding and abetting. Straight 64-year-old man wanting to try the gay side of life!!! Don’t have the bodybuilder’s body anymore!!! Average size!!! Would anyone get turned on to old-timer’s body!!! Need some advice where and how to meet other gay men!!! Also HIV is a concern!!! Any other advice would be appreciated!!! When I’m Sixty-Four Check out daddyhunt.com, WISF, the “largest gay personals site for daddies, bears and guys that love them”!!! Don’t be paralyzed by fear!!! Of HIV or anything else!!! But consider getting on PrEP!!! And use condoms!!! And remember::: Sex with a guy who thinks he’s negative but isn’t is way riskier than sex with a guy who knows he’s positive and takes his meds!!! And stop calling yourself straight!!! On the Lovecast, Dan chats with Mistress Matisse about the Sex Workers Outreach Project: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1998 BMW VIN# WBAAM3334XFP51073 2005 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL11D05N440285 1994 Chevy VIN# 1G1BL52PXSR159817 2004 Dodge VIN# 1D4GP24R04B526155 2007 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL21E37N475078 1992 Honda VIN# 2HGEH2349NH511218 2002 GMC VIN# 1GKDS13S422302207 1998 Jeep VIN# 1J4GZ78Y2WC197326 1993 Honda VIN# JMHEG8653PS035163 2007 Nissan VIN# 1N4BA41E87C862226 1998 Dodge VIN# 3B7HC12Y3WM249689 1999 Ford VIN# 2FAFP71W4XX178206 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on October 05, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF Jacqueline Yvonne Burke, Deceased. File No. 2016CP001459-0. NOTICE TO CREDITORS. The administration of the estate of Jacqueline Yvonne Burke, deceased, whose date of death was May 16, 2015, is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN FLORIDA STATUTES SECTION 733.702 WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 9/21/2016. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/ Fred H. Cumbie, Jr. Attorney Florida Bar Number: 0141664 Overstreet, Miles, Cumbie & Finkenbinder, P.A. 100 Church Street Kissimmee, Florida 34741. Telephone: (407) 8475151 E-Mail: fcumbie@omcflaw.com. Personal Representative: /s/ Fred H. Cumbie Jr., 100 Church Street Kissimmee, Florida 34741.

Notice of Sale - Public Auction In pursuant to Florida statute 713-78 the following vehicles will be sold on 10/26/16 at 10:00am at Kissimmee B. Logistic Service Inc. at 125 E. Wetherbee Road in Orlando, FL. 32824. These vehicles are sold as is with no title guaranteed. Seller reserves the right to bid. Bidding starts at the amount owed for towing and storage. Viewing is one hour prior to sale. Form of payment is cashier’s check. 2012 Black Jeep Grand Cherokee VIN#1C4RJEAG6CC259818 2014 Black GMC Acadia VIN#1GKKRTKD9EJ204057 2014 White Nissan Versa VIN#3N1CN7AP3EL813655 2015 Gray Chrysler 200 VIN#1C3CCCAB1FN580400 2015 Silver Nissan Altima VIN#1N4AL3AP0FN331834.

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. SEPTEMBER 2016 1. CELL PHONE ROBINSON & LEE AV 2. CELL PHONE 30 BLK W CHURCH ST 3. BIKE 6300 BLK MAINSAIL CT 4. TABLET 800 BLK S IVEY LN 5. IPOD/CASE 3200 BLK W COLONIAL DR 6. BIKE 2200 BLK LAKEMONT AV 7. MONEY 5900 BLK GOLDENROD RD FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

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In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: AAAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 September 29th, 2016 @ 9:30am Patricia PerryBed Frame, Fish Tank, Misc. Boxes and Bins, Viviana Rodriguez Grey Suzuki vin#JS2RC414035206356, TV, Mattress, Misc. Boxes and Bags, Adrian OcasioLadders, Tools, Shopvac and Buckets, Alexis Perkins Luggage, Toys, Bed and Movies, Yadisha FigueroaPower Saw, Toolbox, Wheelbarrow and Totes, Gregory ColonTV, Toolbox, Dressers and Totes, Elsa ReyesCouch,Loveseat,Bike, Toys and Boxes, Franchesca OrtizCabinets, Desk, Misc. Bags and Clothes, John BakerTable, Bike, Lamp, Misc. Boxes and Shoes, Suehayde ColonToys,Bins,Basket,Clothes and Milk crate, Tyrone DensonBags and Moxes, Linda NettninCarseats,Bedframe,Toys,Misc. Boxes and Bins, Pedro J. TorresBike, TV Stand, Misc. Bags, Boxes and Totes, Margaro DiazWasher, Microwave, Mattress and Bike, Madeline RodriguezWasher, Dryer, Mattress and Clothes, Maria TelloMattresses, Boxes, Dresser, Lamp, Bags, Clothes, Latoya LeeCouch, Lamp, Artwork and Boxes, Laura GonzalezWasher, Treadmill, Tools, Misc. Boxes and Bags, Tovah L EvansLuggage, Clothes, Misc. Totes and Boxes, Damaris GarciaChairs, Tools, Lights and Fixtures, Carlos GarabitoRacks, Fan, Tarp and Cart, Valerie Saint SurinTV, Vacuum, Table and Boxes, Rebecca RamosTable, Lamp, Dresser and Room Divider, Marc PriceFishing Rods, Futon, Amplifiers and Electronics, Yadisha FigueroaPressure Washer, Grinder, Tires and Toys, Frans J RovelloLuggage, Mattress, Chair and Bins, Mildred TorresBooks, DVDs, Boxes and Binder AAAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 328392307 September 29th, 2016 @11:00am Maria Del C Rolon Misc. Bags, Boxes and Tubs, Basten JosephMattress and 2 Bags, Samika PlummerChair,Twin Mattress,Women’s Clothes,Kid’s Basketball Hoop and Misc. Tubs, Melany Figueroa Gonzalez 3 Lamps, 3 Headboards, Twin Mattress Set, Knife Set, Misc. Boxes, and Bags, Jacob BrinkerhoffKing Mattress Set, Fishing Poles, Mirror, Mike and Misc. Boxes, Valencia RamseyEntertainment Center, Table and Chair, Misc. Boxes, Bags and Totes, Paulema Augustin5 Monitors, 5 TV’s, 3 Mattresses, Headboard and Misc. Boxes, Jamonique MitchumCouch, Chair, 2 Lamps, Misc. Boxes, Bags and Totes, Martha Mendoza2 Guitar Cases, Misc. Boxes, Bags and Suitcases, Gregory PercyMisc Boxes, Books and Suitcases, Ralph Reyes4 Suitcases, 1 Cane, Misc. Bags and Tubs.

Notice of Sale Orlando Business Center 2200 Forsyth Rd. Ste M-01, Orlando, FL 32807, 407-657- 0098. To: Unit # Daniel L Chellis – Fishing Poles, Cooler, gardening tools, rope, Misc Tools and Household items - L08. Rosalie M LeBlanc – Speakers, File Cabinet, Toaster Oven, Dresser, Misc Furniture and household items - M04. Siobhan H Diaz – Wood Planks, TV, Pallet Jack, Speakers, Misc tools And household items - D01. Siobhan H Diaz – compressor, printer, wood, stereo system, misc tools And household items - M62. Orlando Business Center, 2200 Forsyth Rd. Ste M-01, Orlando, FL 32807, has possessory lien on all of the goods stored in the prospective units above. All these items of personal property are being sold pursuant to the assertion of the lien on September 28, 2016 at 11:00 A.M. in order to collect the amounts due from you. The sale will take place at 2200 Forsyth Rd. Ste M-01, Orlando, FL 32807. This is September 09, 2016.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA MB & JB ENTERPRISES, INC., Plaintiff, vs. DIANE HINES a/k/a DIANE S. HINES; et al; Defendants. CASE NO.:2016-CA- 004536-O NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Mortgage Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Orange County, Florida, Case No. 16-2016- CA-004536, in which, MB & JB Enterprises, Inc., Plaintiff and DIANE HINES a/k/a DIANE S. HINES; BOTB FUNDING, LLC; together with any, heirs, devisees, grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, or CFCFGs of said defendant(s), and all other persons claiming by, through, under or against defendants; MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC. as nominee for CENTRIC MORTGAGE; REGENCY GARDENS CONDOMINIUM ASSOCIATION, INC.; and, ANY UNKNOWN TENANT IN POSSESSION, Defendant(s), and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described on the following described property in Orange County, Florida: CONDOMINIUM UNIT R-208 OF REGENCY GARDENS, A CONDOMINIUM ACCORDING TO THE DECLARATION OF CONDOMINIUM THEREOF, RECORDED IN OFFICIAL RECORDS BOOK 8476, PAGE(S) 291, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, AND ANY AMENDMENTS THERETO, TOGETHER WITH ITS UNDIVIDED SHARE IN THE COMMON ELEMENTS. Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Orange County Clerk of Court will offer the above-referenced real property at public sale to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m. on the 8 day of November, 2016, at www. myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 13 day of September, 2016. /S/ CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen.com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON SEPTEMBER 29, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 3725 W LAKE MARY BLVD, LAKE MARY, FL 32746 AT 8:00AM: 2103 – S.BENNETT,4029 – S.ROBINSON,5023 - LEIKEIL,ANGEL-STAR,5106 – A.ALTMAN,6001 – J.RUCKER,7127 – C.MILANO, 2905 SOUTH ORLANDO DRIVE SANFORD, FL 32773 AT 8:00AM: C039 – T.MC CLAIN.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea CASE NO.: DP16-516 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.D., a minor child, DOB: 07/29/2016 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Parents unknown, Address unknown., WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on the 24th day of October, 2016, at 9:45 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 8th day of August, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of:Senly Bonny, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 94214 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Senly. bonny@myflfamilies.com.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on October 07, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2000 Ford, Vin#1FTYR10C1YPB48718; 1995 Mitsubishi, Vin#JA3AP47H4SY013016; 2001 Lexus, Vin#JT8UF11EXN0105845; 1993 Chrysler, Vin#1C3XV66RXPD120002; 2000 Saturn, Vin#1G8ZJ5279YZ209847; 2002 Nissan, Vin#4N2ZN16T02D821088; 2001 Mercedes-benz, Vin#4JGAB72EX1A231267; 2000 GMC, Vin#1GTEC14W0YE296590; 2001 Dodge, Vin#1B4GP25371B158654; 1996 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1WN52XX59149469; 2002 Daewoo, Vin#KLAVA69212B323949; 1997 Mercury, Vin#2MELM75W4VX738561; 2002 Volvo, Vin#YV1TS92D121260040; 1975 Mercedes, Vin#11602012054755; 1994 Toyota, Vin#1NXAE04B2RZ118778; 1987 Cadillac, Vin#1G6DW51Y9H746541; 2004 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1WH55K649242421.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.:DP10-204 In the Interest of: KATELYN HALE DOB: 07/02/2005, HANNAH HALE DOB: 05/16/2006, TYLER HALE DOB: 06/14/2007, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: FREDERIC HALE, JR. (father), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on Tuesday, October 25, 2016 at 9:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 2nd day of September, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811. 407-563- 2317. Kim.cragchaderton@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 5632380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 10/12/16: 1029 Keiona Vega, 1214 Sabrina Flowers, 1301 Mary Money, 1515 Zachary Ballard or Emily Holtzapple, 1568 Michael Barrett, 2337 Ulanda Vinson,2392 Brad Ellenwood, 3383 Jaset Pagan, 3450 Romain Broderick Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 1792 W-Haines City 10/12/16: E0525 Jessenia Rodriguez, G0726 Paul Stephenson, G0739 Lorianne Johnson, G0762 Eliud Montanez, H0902George Young, H0903 Aurea Morales Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 10/12/16:1084 Victor Escobar, 2400 Tracey Boss, 2419 Steve Benson, 3087 Earl Duplessie, 3409 Jose Ramirez, AA3496F &AA5267E Delia Schooler Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 10/12/16: 1006 Joe Perera, 1010 Alice Brown, 262 Hernan Figueroa, 300 Brian Kuhl, 333 Jason Choy, 368 John Eustace, 550 Leah Mcqueary, 604 Jeanie Brundage, 721 Mary Margolis, 742 Angel Magdaleno, 960 Brian Bocash, 966 Felicia Martelli, 978 Paul Ramson.


NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 1993 CHEVROLET VIN#1G1BL53E9PR142849 1993 BUICK VIN# 2G4WD54L4P1401495 2011 DODGE VIN# 1B3BD4FB9BN546557 2006 UTILITY 53’ TRAILER VIN# 1UYVS25356U740404 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on October 15th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Dede Nieves Ramos, of 5488 Penway Dr., Orlando FL, 32814, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Pilates Therapy Collective It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Pilates Therapy Collective” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 9/15/16

Notice of Sale: Ample Storage - Colonial 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807, 407-281-4144 To: Unit Michael D Long Generator, file cabinet, pool hose, bed frame, misc. house items. 007H, Ruth uinones Hand truc , tires, truc doors, fishing poles, misc. tools. 013, Donald G Wilson – Ladder, luggage, table top, chest, misc. house items. 026H, Brenda Goodman Meadows – Compressor, fan, hand truc , cabinets, fishing poles, TV. 033H, ohn Couture Battery, clothes, bins, electronics, misc. bo es. 081H, Angela L Morales – Clothes, luggage, bags, misc. bo es. 099, ohn Stoc berger Microwave, vacuum, tool bo , sofa set, tables, bins. 108, Heather Matousch Entertainment center, TV, box spring, VHS tapes, drawers. 123, Tammie D McConico Brown Sofa set, rugs, misc. bo es, picture frames. 129, Vance Byrne Washer, fridge, tool bo , tires, hand truc , misc. tools. 178, ohn T Garrard TV’s, recliner, tables, misc. bo , misc. house items. 299, Eric Richard Tables, misc. bo es, chair, lamp, cash register, misc. bins. 455, Ale Rodrigue – Speakers, fans, lamp, rug. 473, Robert M Moore Table, chair, cooler, paint cans, luggage. 480. Ample Storage Colonial, 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807, has possessory lien on all of the goods stored in the prospective units above. All these items of personal property are being sold pursuant to the assertion of the lien on July 14 th , 2016 at 2:00p.m. in order to collect the amounts due from you. The sale will ta e place at 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807. This is September 8, 2016.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON SEPTEMBER 30, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 900 S KIRKMAN ROAD, ORLANDO, FL 32811- AT 08:00AM: 4503 – S. YADIRA.GUTIERREZ, 5103 – P. ALEXANDER, 5602 RALEIGH ST. –ORLANDO, FL 32811 — AT 08:00AM: 0101 – C. DIXON, 0324 –C. JOHN, 4100 N. JOHN YOUNG PARKWAY – ORLANDO, FL 32804 – AT 8:00AM: P033 – A. BOTELHO, 1983 FORD TRAILER VIN#6183 1800 TEN POINT LANE, ORLANDO FL 32837 – AT 8:00 AM: 1024 M.ROJAS / BIKE HONDA 1996 VIN #1616, 3011 -C.HENLEY, 4014 – M.HARMON JR. , 7015 – M.GIBBS 4508 S. VINELAND RD – ORLANDO, FL 32811 – AT 8:00 AM: 0134 – K.BUTLER 5900 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:00 AM: C183 - C.CHRISMAN 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1019 – V.WILLIAMS, 1203 – T.FERNANDEZ, 405 –R.OLIVEIRA. 1701 DYER BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 0031 – W.QUINTANA, 2087 – E.COLON, 2118 – J.MACK LII, 2120 –J.LUNA, 6032 – H.JAFREE, 6145 – Z.TORRES. 6040 LAKE HURST DR – ORLANDO, FL 32819 – AT 8:00 AM: 0010 – J.RICKS, 1017 – J.SKUL, 2074 – E.GRAY. 903 S SEMORAN BLVD – ORLANDO, FL 32807 – AT 8:00AM: D002 – K. PEART 1801 W. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:00 AM: D027 – K.WILLIAMS,G003 – B.CHERENFANT, K001 –G.HERNANDEZ GONZALEZ, K004 – M.CARRASIQUILLO, K035 – M.ANDERSON,K103 – R.SHAM 1313 45TH ST – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: B242 – P. WASHINGTON 235 E. OAKRIDGE RD – ORLANDO, FL 32809 – AT 8:00 AM: C303 – D.HARRIS, H811 – A.GOMEZ,J033 – S.ROSADO, N414–E. BURCKHALTER, O511 – M.VIRUET, P074 – C. MONTES, CHRYSLER SEBRING VIN 4637 4729 S. ORANGE BLOSSOM TRAIL – ORLANDO, FL 32839 – AT 8:00 AM: 0338 – E.WYLLINS,0621 – J.DOBLADO,0977 –C.JACK,1145 – A.LEBRON,1282 – C.MANCINI 6770 SILVER STAR RD – ORLANDO FL 32818 – AT 8:00AM: 0236 – R. WAY.

Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on October 5, 2016 The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on October 5, 2016 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; C10 Teandra Presley $401.59, B50 Andrea Adams $369.28, D28 Antavia Moore $410.76, U119 Lashonda Gillon $314.08, D42 Ikea Kelly $441.88, C05 Thanh Truong 702.52, A39 orcha Johnson $271.48, O124 Donnalynn Janiszewski $800.60, B52 Donnalynn Janiszewski $256.55, L63 Wilfred Haralson $314.03, C75 Jennifer Stamatogiannakis $406.82 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1303 Charles Powers Weathington $527.15, 1262 Linton Fox $527.15, 1273 Gregory Simmons 519.05, 1216 atricia Neeley $708.00, 1298 Kenneth Davidson $752.66 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 2122 Glorius Coffeeprice 493.35, 2064 Tyler Meinhart $534.50, 1184 Mystery Room $593.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Altamonte Springs, 598 W Semoran Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, A102 Ernie Stone $847.20, B112 Oscar Rivera 791.05, A112 Luciano Pedro $625.55, AA4521E $507.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 2022 Ted Graham $336.60, 2531 Karen King $480.50, 1168 Mariana Michelena 803.25, 2506 Dominique McCloud 368.40, 1473 Latasha Robinson $480.50, 5084 Rachelle ac er 952.20, 1525 Candice Wallace 603.80, 2112 Betsy Montanze $440.50, 1256 Sonja Stafford $347.00, 1464 Alexis Brown $315.20, 1528 Mystery Room $1357.55, 1325 Lindsey Smith $865.70, 1285 Jannette Miller- Eaddy $614.45, 1407 Tony Goff $734.75, 1208 Daniel Boyd $347.00, 2093-97 Beverly Lattmore $963.75, 2713 Oscar Morris 1022.00, 1461 Carlyne Largent 413.75, 1232 Terrance Cantrell $424.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 1052 Jordan Bonilla $421.90, 4174 Robert Steward $397.70.

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