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Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor Jessica Bryce Young

ABOUT THIS WEEK’S COVER:

Editorial Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Adam Manno, Aileen Perilla, Martina Smith, Marimar Toledo Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, James Dechert, Hannah Glogower, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Marissa Mahoney, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Sierra Reese, Joey Roulette, Steve Schneider, Abby Stassen, Ken Storey Advertising Major Accounts Specialist Leslie Egan Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Account Manager Lindsey Hahn Multimedia Account Executives Patty Fisher, Jessica Flynn, Shannon Maggio, Scott Navarro Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz

This year Americans are taking advantage of early voting more than ever before – because it’s an option in more states than ever before. As of press day (Monday, Oct. 31), more than 22 million ballots had already been cast in the United States. In Florida, slightly more Republican voters (44.8 percent) had taken advantage of early voting than Democrats (44.3 percent), and anyone who remembers the recount debacle of 2000 should be horrified to see how close those percentages are. Please, not again. Have mercy! Most early voters cite the ease of voting on their own schedule, rather than trying to scramble to get to the precinct on a work day only to encounter jammed lots and long lines, as their reason for taking advantage of that option. Others vote early by mail because they’re out of their home state (students, military, ex-pats). A few this year are voting early for fear that some Trumpets will do as they’ve threatened online and patrol the polls while strapped, thanks to open-carry laws. When partisan tensions are running high, armed private citizens seem like a frightening proposition. Whatever their reasons, our cover represents just a fraction of the Orlandoans who took advantage of early voting and voting by mail, two innovations we heartily support. Anything that increases the chances of everyone being able to vote is a fine thing; anyone who disagrees is not to be trusted. We also heartily support the tradition of the “I Voted!” selfie – if selfies have to be a thing in this world, all the better when they model good civic behavior. A note on voting photos, however: It’s unclear whether anyone has ever received a ticket for it, but do remember that in Florida, it’s illegal to take a picture of your ballot or of yourself in the voting booth. Stick with the sticker after you leave the polls and you’re gold.

Cover design by Chris Tobar Rodriguez

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NEWS + FEATURES

FOOD + DRINK

7 ICYMI

23 My favorite year

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

7 Pulse: In Memoriam A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Jason Benjamin Josaphat

7 This Modern World 8 Legends of the Fall The future of modern Western democracy could depend on what you do this week

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MUSIC 32 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night

32 Shadow show

In a building erected in 1921, Norman Van Aken’s restaurant reflects the culinary tradition of Florida old and new

Marissa Nadler brings her graveside lullabies to Hard Rock Live

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33 Halloween Jack

Mills 50 location of Lazy Moon pizza to open soon, Konbini has already closed at East End Market, plus more in our weekly food roundup

Gothic crooner Georgio Valentino proves you can go home again

35 This Little Underground

24 Remix

Foreign Dissent 3 widens its net of international punk rock; Bob Moses is a rare case of an EDM act that’s even better live

The Bicyclette is an Old World summer drink that fits nicely in a Floridian fall

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25 Recently Reviewed

Organizers have worked to unite Central Florida’s Puerto Rican community, weeks before they could decide November’s presidential election

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

13 Florida decides Hang in there. It’s almost over!

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ARTS + CULTURE 21 Live Active Cultures Associate director Benjamin Endsley Klein says The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time “allows empathy for people who see the world different”

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FILM

CALENDAR

29 Serious Moonlight

36 Selections 38 The Week 39 Down the Road

Barry Jenkins’ gut-wrenching drama illuminates a unique racial and sexual struggle

29 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Back Pages

30 On Screens in Orlando

51 Gimme Shelter 51 Savage Love 52 Classifieds

Movies playing this week: Doctor Strange, Hacksaw Ridge and more

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Jason Benjamin Josaphat Jason Benjamin Josaphat had the entire world ahead of him. The 19-yearold was an academic achiever who loved photography and was studying computer science at Valencia College. Born in Fort Lauderdale to Haitian parents, Josaphat attended school in Orlando before moving out of state. He graduated in 2014 from Skyline High School in Arizona and more recently from Southern Technical Institute as a business office specialist. His friend, Kiara Parham, told the Arizona Republic she had gone to high school with Josaphat, and that he brought her into his group of friends. “Jason was the loudest,” Parham told the

Republic. “He was always giggling … His laugh was unforgettable. He was my right hand.” His obituary said he was known for his “memorable gleaming smile.” “But he was more than just a smile,” the obituary read. “He was a son, brother, scholar, a friend and much more with a promising future ahead when he was taken from us.” On June 12, Josaphat died along with 48 others during a mass shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse. His mother, Myrlande Bébé, said on Facebook that her son died to save Tiara Parker from the shooter while they were trapped in the bathroom. “Nice cars or nice house, or diamond or anything people would say can’t ever, ever bring Jason back,” she wrote. “But at the end of the day he is a hero. He is hero by saving that beautiful young woman.” In some of his last Facebook videos, Josaphat is seen dancing and singing in his room. “This is how I will always remember you,” his friend Simone Baptiste wrote under one video. “Full of happiness, laughter and love. You didn’t die in vain; everyone who loves you will make sure your life will be celebrated. Rest in peace, Jason. I love you.” – Monivette Cordeiro

ICYMI ILLUSTRATION BY CHRIS TOBAR RODRIGUEZ

POTUS was in town, early voting ends Sunday, a barbershop shooting and other things you may have missed this week. »

Early voting ends Nov. 6: Don’t get caught in traffic on Election Day: Vote early (like the people on our cover). Bring photo identification to one of 17 locations in Orange County any day between 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. For more information, visit ocfelections.com.

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President Obama pitches Clinton to millennials in Orlando: Obama spent time at the University of Central Florida, the second-largest university in the nation, trying to convince young people to vote and make history by electing the first female president. The president spoke to a crowd of 9,000 at the packed CFE Arena as thousands waited outside. A recent survey of young voters by Harvard’s Institute of Politics shows that Clinton would get 49 percent of the vote from people ages 18 to 29, while Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump would receive 21 percent.

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One dead, another injured after shooting at Pine Hills barbershop: Orange County deputies are still investigating a shooting at a Pine Hills barbershop last week that left one man dead and another man injured. Brian Berry, 43, was killed in the gunfire at the Strictly Skillz barbershop on 400 N. Pine Hills Road that also injured Reginald Trammel, 36. Berry was a community activist whose shop was known for giving away free backpacks and back-to-school haircuts for kids.

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Two Florida women charged with election fraud in Miami-Dade: We’re not exactly known in Florida for running drama-free elections, and the 2016 election is no exception. Last week, the Miami-Dade State Attorney’s Office announced it was charging two women for violating state election laws. Tomika Curgil, 33, a canvasser for People United for Medical Marijuana, is accused of submitting false registration forms, including some for dead people, while Gladys Coego, 74, is accused of marking absentee ballots left blank while she worked as a temporary election-support specialist in the county elections office. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY J EF F R EY C . BI L L M A N

IT’S GAME TIME The future of modern Western on what you do this week This wasn’t the column I set out

to write Friday morning, my last before this seemingly interminable election mercifully reaches its terminus on Tuesday. My thoughts then were organized as such: Hillary Clinton was cruising to a 4to 6-point win – with an outside shot at a landslide – and Democrats were going to take the Senate and a dozen or so seats in the House. So the important thing, I reasoned, was to think about what happens after, in a country where more than two in five voters (and four in five Republicans) think it a perfectly reasonable proposition to hand a narcissistic, know-nothing gas bag the nuclear codes. Even if Donald Trump were to go down in flames, we’d still be short one Supreme Court justice and have an entire political party perfectly fine with that. We’d still have a House majority gearing up to impeach the next president, rather than even pretending to work with her. This would still be a place where white right-wing gun nuts can take over a federal building and get acquitted by an all-white jury, while more than 1,400 protesters at Standing Rock have been arrested for trying to stop an oil company from destroying a Sioux burial site, some pepper-sprayed and shot with beanbag rounds by cops in riot gear; where black men get killed by police (or George Zimmerman-type police wannabes) and no one is held to account; where so-called religious leaders like Jerry Falwell Jr. and

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any of this supposedly new material is in fact new or instead duplicates of alreadyreviewed emails.) democracy could depend The media, desperate for another twist and any excuse to call this a horse race, hyperventilated, egged on by Republican partisans and Trump, who buffoonishFranklin Graham have lined up behind ly called this development “bigger than a thrice-married racist ogre, selling any Watergate.” And while FBI sources walked claim to the moral high ground for far less back the dire-sounding early commentary – by Saturday, we’d learned from the Los than 40 pieces of silver. This was a depressing landscape to con- Angeles Times that these emails were neitemplate, buoyed only by the knowledge ther to nor from Clinton herself – it’s a that political norms, the basic tenets of safe supposition that most late-deciding, low-information liberal democracy voters don’t read and the progress the fine print. The made in the Obama headlines are what years would not be DON’T WHINE ABOUT count. And the radically undercut. TIGHTENING MARGINS, headlines were And then … GET OUT THERE. IF YOU bad for Hillary James Comey. HAVEN’T VOTED, DO SO. Clinton. I don’t know IF YOU HAVE, GO KNOCK Comey, inadwhat’s in those vertently or emails reportON DOORS OR MAKE otherwise, has edly found on PHONE CALLS thrown Trump a Anthony Weiner’s life raft. That isn’t laptop. Neither, if because another anonymous FBI sources are correct, does the FBI director. round of email nonsense is going to sway (At press time, the feds had just gotten a Democratic leaners into Trump’s camp, but because this is now the thing we’re warrant.) And yet Comey – a Republican who talking about in the waning days of the already broke FBI tradition by giving a election. We’ll be talking about email, not press-conference tongue-lashing to some- Trump’s refusal to release his tax returns one he wasn’t charging with a crime or allegations of his serial sexual assaults – thought it a good idea to send a vague- or the weird lack of daylight between his ly worded letter to Republicans in the campaign and Russia – all things that tell House, who promptly leaked and mis- us more about what he’d be like as presicharacterized that letter as a reopening dent than what kind of email server his of an investigation into Clinton’s emails opponent set up. Certainly we won’t be while secretary of state. (The investiga- talking about actual issues, about immition was never technically closed, and gration policy and economic growth, or the FBI apparently isn’t sure whether even about the premium spikes on the

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federal health care markets and the need for a public option. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Comey’s boneheaded October surprise changes the outcome, though it may affect the margin. Trump’s campaign was built to maximize the crowds at his rallies; the Clinton machine was designed to maximize turnout, which we’re already seeing in early voting totals. In a close election, that stuff matters; it did in 2012, when President Obama’s ground game outperformed his polls. It also matters that even if Trump loses one of the battlegrounds – Florida, Ohio, Nevada, Iowa, New Hampshire, North Carolina, Colorado – he can’t get to 270 electoral votes without snagging a long shot like Wisconsin or Pennsylvania. Clinton’s firewall will probably hold. So this isn’t a time for bed-wetting. But neither is it a time for complacency. For starters, without Florida, Trump is effectively finished. Perhaps more important, there’s more on the ballot than just Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump: congressional and local elections, races for which even the slightest tightening of the presidential race might portend significant consequences. (See page 15 for our voting recommendations.) And, again, it’s important not just to beat Donald Trump, but to drive from our body politic the cancer he signifies – the authoritarian tendencies and racebaiting and demagoguery. So don’t fret or whine about the FBI’s interference. Get out there: If you haven’t voted, do so; if you have, go knock on doors or make phone calls. We’ve got a ballgame on our hands. Don’t sit on the sidelines. @jeffreybillman on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com


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Boricua vota Organizers have worked to unite Central Florida’s Puerto Rican community, weeks before they could decide November’s presidential election BY M ON I V E TTE CO R DE I R O

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nder the hot sun, María Merced Valiente stands with a clipboard in hand in front of a Bravo supermarket in Orlando. For the past month, Merced Valiente and a group of mostly women have been slathering on sunscreen and going to bakeries, supermarkets, festivals, restaurants and neighborhoods to register Puerto Ricans and other Latinos to vote by mail. When she first started, she says groups of people would come up to her to see how they could get their ballot mailed, but the fever has since died down. To prove her point, she calls out to a man getting a shopping cart. “Are you registered to vote?” she asks in Spanish. “Of course,” he replies. “I’m ready. I already sent in my vote.” Merced Valiente, who moved to Orlando from the island 22 years ago, says in recent weeks she’s heard the same from a lot of people.

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“This year, the sleeping lion has been awakened,” she says. “I’ve heard a lot of people talk about being excited to vote. Puerto Ricans have been hurt this past year by what’s happened on the island and what happens here. We have to vote so that people will respect us.” Merced Valiente and her fellow canvassers are part of Que Vote Mi Gente, a coalition of local Latino progressive groups working to rally Puerto Rican voters through registration drives, community outreach and the occasional caravana, a celebratory event that involves people driving cars and trucks down streets to get out the vote. For the thousands of newly arrived Puerto Ricans in Central Florida, the first time they’ll be allowed to vote in a presidential election is one where they might be a deciding factor. The irony isn’t lost on them. Despite being U.S. citizens, Puerto Ricans on the island can’t vote for president or have a voting representative in Congress. And yet, they can fly 1,175 miles to Central Florida and settle in what political analysts call the “swing part of the swing state,” potentially deciding the course of America’s future. They are, as NPR’s Latino USA host Maria Hinojosa calls them, “the most powerful Puerto Ricans in the world.” Aside from being one of the fastest-growing groups in Florida,


Puerto Ricans are highly sought-after by Democrats and Republicans alike, says Aubrey Jewett, an associate political science professor at the University of Central Florida. “Unlike most other Hispanic groups, like Mexicans, Cubans or South Americans, Puerto Ricans are already U.S. citizens and can come to the mainland and get their voter residency requirement in 30 days in Florida,” he says. “It puts them in a privileged position compared to most other Hispanic groups.” But organizers on the ground say this community isn’t as homogenous as political campaigns would like it to be.

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rederick Velez, community organizer with Que Vote Mi Gente, says that about seven months ago, he noticed that Central Florida’s Puerto Rican community is actually divided into three groups: Puerto Ricans who recently moved here from the island, Puerto Ricans who moved here from New York or other Northeastern states, and Puerto Ricans who’ve lived in the area for at least a decade. “They’re not a lump,” he says. “Each group has different needs and issues that are more important for them to talk about.” Velez says recent arrivals seek information about affordable housing, learning English, getting jobs and finding good schools. This group has gotten the most media attention. Thousands have left the island in a mass exodus that’s been going on for about two years now, due to the ongoing financial crisis. The Puerto Rico Federal Affairs Administration has reported that as many as 1,000 families are moving to Florida every month, and their preferred location is Osceola County, Orange County and other counties along the I-4 corridor. Data from the National Council of La Raza shows that recent movers are slightly more likely than other Puerto Ricans in Florida to have a bachelor’s degree or higher, but 40 percent of them live in poverty – more than double the percentage of impoverished Latinos in Florida. While Puerto Ricans who moved to Florida know they can now vote for president, it’s often lost on them that they can vote for a sheriff, supervisor of elections or school board member. For Nuyoricans and other Puerto Ricans who’ve relocated from the Northeast, the challenge is showing them where to find community, Velez says. Unlike on the island or in large cities, Central Florida’s Boricua community is separated into pockets in Kissimmee, St. Cloud and along Semoran Boulevard in Orlando. The droves of people leaving the island, coupled with Northerners moving south, have driven Florida’s Puerto Rican population close to 1 million, with about 400,000 boricuas living in Central Florida alone. The third group Velez concentrates on is those who’ve lived here at least a decade, including the first wave of

and less likely to be swing voters. Puerto Ricans coming directly from the island are not tied to traditional American political parties because they’re unfamiliar with them, making them independents. While all Puerto Rican voters have concerns about the economy and jobs, Puerto Ricans who’ve lived in the United States for some time are also concerned with civil rights issues like discrimination, and some upper-middle-class Puerto Ricans tend to favor Republicans, Jewett says. “Candidates that talk about issues the Puerto Rican community cares about tend to be rewarded,” he says. As an example, Jewett says former Gov. Jeb Bush did well in the Republican presidential primaries in March with Cuban and Puerto Rican voters in Florida because he addressed their issues and spoke fluent Spanish. When Donald Trump visited Osceola County for a campaign stop, he didn’t address boricua voters at all. “Technically, Puerto Ricans aren’t directly affected by the immigration issue, but they, like many Hispanics, do take offense when they hear Donald Trump talking about Mexicans and illegal immigration,” Jewett says. “What they hear is ‘Trump doesn’t like Hispanics’ and ‘Hispanics are criminals.’ They’re not applying that distinction because Trump doesn’t either. It could create a big problem for him.” But Jewett says it’s also not ABOVE: enough for Democratic politicians A CANVASSER FOR QUE VOTE MI GENTE REGISTERS A MAN to focus on the issue of statehood or TO VOTE BY MAIL | PHOTO BY independence in Puerto Rico. MONIVETTE CORDEIRO “Puerto Ricans have a lot of pressing issues,” he says. “They want to hear about jobs, the economy, health care, education and minimum wage increases, because so many of them in Central Florida are in the service industry. It’s a mistake to just talk about the ultimate future of the LEFT: MARIA MERCED VALIENTE island. Much more savvy politicians WAITS AT BRAVO talk about the bread-and-butter SUPERMARKET TO REGISTER issues that concern all voters.” VOTERS | PHOTO BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO Aside from the drama going on in the presidential election, Jewett moved to Orlando two years ago with her husband and says Puerto Rican turnout this year could be increased son due to the island’s financial crisis. Toledo, who also both by activists trying to mobilize voters and due to works with Que Vote Mi Gente, says this will be the first excitement over the number of Puerto Ricans running for the Florida Legislature and Congress, including state time she’ll be able to vote for president. “I want to do it in person the first time,” she says. “We Sen. Darren Soto, who is running to be the first Puerto focus on Puerto Ricans here because we’re the major- Rican congressman from Florida in District 9. Christina Hernandez, who was the Florida Hispanic ity in Central Florida, but we’re also voting to represent other Latinos, some who can’t vote. I think this can be vote director for Barack Obama in 2012 and is now workthe beginning of awesome things for the Latino commu- ing with Que Vote Mi Gente, says the coalition’s effort to increase Puerto Rican voting isn’t about politicians, but it nity. We have to unite.” Historically, Puerto Ricans lean Democrat, and a will increase the power of a community that for too long recent poll by Latino Decisions shows Republican presi- has been underserved. A recent report from the Hispanic dential nominee Donald Trump losing to Democratic Federation predicts that Puerto Ricans are on their way nominee Hillary Clinton among Florida Hispanics by to surpassing Cubans and becoming the largest popula57 percentage points. The majority of Puerto Ricans tion group of Latinos in the state by 2020. “It really doesn’t have to do with this candidate or that surveyed also said a candidate’s views on Puerto Rico are “very important when deciding who I will support.” candidate,” she says. “This is about our voice and our Jewett says an analysis of Puerto Rican voters has power. If we don’t use it now, then those very politicians shown that boricuas who move to Central Florida from will not make our issues their priority.” other parts of the mainland are more reliably Democratic mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com Puerto Ricans who settled in the 1970s when Disney World opened. This group and their second-generation children are focused on the economy and making gains in the areas of higher education, wages and health care. Velez says another struggle has been reaching out to the millennial generation that, while interested in politics, is constantly occupied by work and school. So far, his efforts have paid off. Velez says that, in three weeks, the Que Vote Mi Gente coalition registered 3,000 people to vote by mail by standing in front of bakeries and supermarkets and by knocking on doors. Kaisha Toledo gave up her doctoral degree studies and

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Next Tuesday, make sure your voice – and the voices of your family, your neighbors and your community – is heard loud and clear.

eeks from now, the past year and a half of this fever dream we’ve called an election cycle will look like a blur. Before tthat hat happens, Floridians will have to decide which way we want this presidential contest to swing. Indeed, Florida may well be decisive; without it, Donald Trump has almost no chance of reaching 270 electoral votes. But there will be many equally important races below the marquee: the contest for U.S. Senate between Patrick Murphy and Marco Rubio, the Orange County Commission battle between Ted Edwards and Emily Bonilla, and referendums on medical marijuana and the future of solar power, to name a few. Even if this long national nightmare has left you disillusioned, now more than ever, it’s important to make your voice heard. Orlando Weekly has put together a voting guide to help you keep your candidates and amendments straight. We’ve made recommendations, too – and as a progressive publication, those recommendations tend to lean Democratic. But we’re nonetheless encouraging everyone, including Democrats, Republicans, Greens, Libertarians and those who have no political party affiliation, to vote. On Election Day, Tuesday, Nov. 8, you can vote from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. at your precinct location, which you can find at ocfelections.com or on your voter registration card. Bring photo identification with a signature, such as a driver’s license, or you will have to vote a provisional ballot.

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U.S. PRESIDENT: HILLARY CLINTON

This is a no-brainer. But if you need a reason, here it is: Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has extensively prepared herself in domestic and foreign policy to become president, and her accomplishments as a lawyer, first lady of Arkansas, first lady of the United States, U.S. senator and the nation’s top diplomat prove it. There’s no question she has faults – a tendency to be secretive, hawkish leanings, a cozy relationship with the corporate world CONTINUED ON PAGE 15

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and many scandals, including the recent email controversy – but it’s also true that Clinton is a dedicated public servant willing to listen to people and address their everyday problems. Few would argue the same about Republican nominee Donald Trump. Throughout his campaign, not only has he failed to articulate a plan for the country’s most pressing issues, but he’s spent his time lying about basic facts; insulting his opponents, members of his own party and anything else with a heartbeat; and polarizing the nation. He’s threatened to jail Clinton, perpetuated the racist lie that President Obama was not born in the U.S., proposed a ban on Muslims coming into the country, proclaimed that Mexican immigrants were criminals and rapists, mocked a disabled reporter, made numerous sexist comments about women, claimed the election is rigged, refused to say whether he will concede, and most recently, is being accused by at least 12 women of sexual assault. Worse, he has taken advantage of the economic frustrations and racial fears of white people and has struck a chord of fear in people of color. If we listed all the things that could go wrong with a Trump presidency, there would be nothing else in this issue. The two most prominent thirdparty candidates, Green Party nominee Jill Stein and Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson, have failed to articulate realistic plans for the country; besides, they won’t win, and a vote for either of them is essentially a vote for Trump. A vote for Clinton, meanwhile, is a vote for an America that will work better for everyone.

bent Marco Rubio, who has the worst vote attendance record of any U.S. senator from Florida in years, has refused to explicitly and unconditionally say he won’t run for president again. And even if he did, his word is clearly not to be taken at face value. After stating he would definitely not run for re-election after his losing presidential bid, Rubio reneged, citing the Pulse massacre – which is a strange contortion, given his anti-LGBTQ record. Rubio continues to support Trump despite the Republican nominee’s comment about grabbing women by the pussy and the allegations of sexual assault. Murphy certainly isn’t perfect: The Jupiter Democrat has padded his academic and professional résumé. But Murphy is eager to work for Florida and would address the state’s most pressing issues, including gun control and climate change. Rubio would just be biding his time until 2020.

Val Demings

U.S. HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES:

U.S. SENATOR:

PATRICK MURPHY It’s time for Floridians to be represented in the U.S. Senate full-time, and there’s no candidate better for the job than U.S. Rep. Patrick Murphy. Republican incum-

Central Florida has four congressional seats up for grabs; all four races have capable candidates who would do well in Congress. In the District 10 race between businesswoman Thuy Lowe and former Orlando Police Chief Val Demings, we recommend Demings, a Democrat. Although violent crime dropped during her tenure at OPD, there were several high-profile complaints of excessive force during her tenure. Still, Demings has demonstrated impressive leadership, and as a candidate, she promises to protect the Affordable Care Act, Social Security and Medicare. In District 9, Democratic state Sen. Darren Soto is running against Republican businessman Wayne Liebnitzky. We recommend Soto. In Tallahassee, Soto has proven that he’s capable of reaching across party lines and would work to preserve the environment and bring much-needed jobs and CONTINUED ON PAGE 16

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Early voting in Orange County runs from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. every day through Sunday, Nov. 6, at 17 voter locations that you can find at ocfelections.com. On Election Day – Tuesday, Nov. 8 – polls are open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m., and you are required to vote in the polling place assigned to the precinct where you live. The elections office asks that you bring photo and signature identification, such as a driver’s license, on Election Day and during early voting. (Without photo ID, you will be given a provisional ballot.) You can tear out this guide and bring it with you inside the voting booth. Happy voting!

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ORANGE COUNTY

U.S. President: Hillary Clinton U.S. Senator: Patrick Murphy U.S. House, District 7: Stephanie Murphy U.S. House, District 8: Corry Westbrook U.S. House, District 9: Darren Soto U.S. House, District 10: Val Demings

Orange-Osceola State Attorney:

Aramis Ayala Orange County Clerk of Courts:

Tiffany Moore Russell Orange County Sheriff:

Jerry Demings Orange County Property Appraiser:

Rick Singh

FLORIDA LEGISLATURE

Orange County Tax Collector:

Scott Randolph

State Senate, District 11: Randolph Bracy State Senate, District 13: Linda Stewart State Senate, District 15: Victor M. Torres Jr. State House, District 30: Ryan Yadav State House, District 42: Benny Valentin State House, District 47: Beth Tuura State House, District 48: Amy Mercado State House, District 49: Carlos

Orange County Supervisor of Election:

Bill Cowles Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor Group 1:

Maria Bolton-Joubert Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor Group 3:

Guillermo Smith State House, District 50: Rene Plasencia

Nicole Victoria McLaren

FLORIDA COURT JUSTICES UP FOR RETENTION

Steven Laune Beumer

Soil and Water Conservation District Supervisor Group 5:

economic opportunities to District 9. He’s had some past failings, such as when he sided with Republicans on guns and abortion, but he has since been endorsed by Planned Parenthood and pledged to reform certain gun laws. In District 7, Democratic challenger Stephanie Murphy is facing a powerful incumbent in U.S. Rep. John Mica. Mica is a well-liked Republican who’s focused on bringing transportation projects to the district and improving conditions for veterans. But Mica is also a career politician heavily backed by the National Rifle Association. Murphy, a businesswoman and former national security specialist in the Office of the Secretary of Defense, would bring new ideas to Washington and improvements on gun control, LGBTQ rights and women’s issues. Finally, for the District 8 race between incumbent U.S. Rep. Bill Posey and Democratic challenger Corry Westbrook, we hesitantly recommend Westbrook. Westbrook has been plagued during her campaign by reminders of a plagiarism incident and a past investigation for voter fraud, though prosecutors declined to file charges. On the other hand, Posey has expressed concerns about a putative link between vaccines and autism, despite no medical research backing those assertions. He’s also the sponsor of a bill that would require presidential candidates to provide a copy of their original birth certificate and argued that President Obama should have provided his when seeking reelection. Both candidates have committed to improving the health of the Indian River Lagoon, but Westbrook has fewer flaws.

Orange County School Board District 7:

Matthew Fitzpatrick

Florida Supreme Court Chief Justice

Jorge Labarga: YES

Orange County Board of Commissioners District 1:

Florida Supreme Court Justice

Charles T. Canady: YES

Robert “Bobby O” Olszewski

Florida Supreme Court Justice

Orange County Board of Commissioners District 5:

Florida Fifth District Court of Appeals Judge Jay Cohen: YES Florida Fifth District Court of Appeals Judge James A. Edwards: YES Florida Fifth District Court of Appeals Judge Brian Lambert: YES Florida Fifth District Court of Appeals Judge Vincent G. Torpy Jr.: YES

Emily Bonilla

LOCAL JUDGES

FLORIDA CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS

Ricky L. Polston: YES

Orange County Charter Amendment Question 1: NO Orange County Charter Amendment Question 2: NO Orange County Charter Amendment Question 3: NO

Orange-Osceola Circuit Judge:

Luis Calderón

Amendment 1: NO Amendment 2: YES Amendment 3: YES Amendment 5: YES

Orange County Judge Group 1:

Eric DuBois Orange County Judge Group 4:

Tom Young Orange County Judge Group 5:

Evellen Jewett

much-needed progressive ideas to the Legislature. For state House, we recommend Ryan Yadav in District 30, Beth Tuura in District 47, Amy Mercado in District 48, Benny Valentin in District 42 and Carlos Guillermo Smith in District 49. In District 50, with some reservations, we recommend Republican incumbent Rene “Coach P” Plasencia, who’s currently up against another high-school teacher, Sean Ashby. We don’t agree with Plasencia on everything, but he has tried to work across the aisle, while Ashby is an unknown.

Charles T. Canady

FLORIDA JUSTICE SYSTEM Three justices on the Florida Supreme Court are up for a retention vote, which occurs every six years. Chief Justice Jorge Labarga and justices Charles T. Canady and Ricky L. Polston are Republicans appointed by former Gov. Charlie Crist. Labarga frequently sides with the liberal end of the court, while Canady and Polston take a more conservative approach. We recommend retaining all three justices, and so do the majority of Florida lawyers. The Florida Bar asked its members to rate the justices on several qualities, and 84 percent of lawyers supported retaining Canady and Polston, and 91 percent want to retain Labarga. We also recommend retaining four judges up for merit in the state Fifth District Court of Appeals. Judges Jay Cohen, James A. Edwards, Brian Lambert,

Randolph Bracy

FLORIDA LEGISLATURE For state Senate, we recommend sending Linda Stewart, Victor Torres Jr. and Randolph Bracy to Tallahassee. These three Democrats, competing in Districts 13, 15 and 11 respectively, would bring

and Vincent G. Torpy Jr. all received more than 80 percent of the vote in favor of retention from Florida Bar members. While we would like to see needed changes in the criminal justice system, especially in regards to increasing diversity among judges, taking out a current judge would allow Gov. Rick Scott to nominate a judge of his choice, which could shift courts rightward for at least a generation.

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FLORIDA CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENTS Floridians will be able to make decisions on four constitutional amendments this year. Critics have accurately dubbed Amendment 1 a wolf in sheep’s clothing. Bankrolled by Florida’s utility companies, Amendment 1 preserves the already existing rights of residents to own solar devices but claims to ensure that customers who don’t install solar equipment “are not required to subsidize” solar owners. Critics say utility companies are trying to protect their monopolies and put up barriers to potential solar options. The Miami Herald reported on an audio recording that caught a policy director for a Tallahassee-based think tank talking about ways the utility industry could mislead voters. We recommend voting no on Amendment 1, as it’s a “deliberate attempt by utilities to erect barriers to competition and prevent thirdparty leasing of solar,” as PolitiFact put it. Amendment 2 is a revamp of a previous amendment that got the majority of votes from Floridians but didn’t clear the 60 percent threshold to pass. It would allow patients with a number of medical conditions, including cancer, HIV, epilepsy, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson’s disease and glaucoma, to purchase medical marijuana at state-controlled dispensaries after receiving prescriptions from licensed physicians. The amendment also limits the number of patients a caregiver can treat and requires minors to get parental consent and verification. Opponents have repeatedly conflated medical marijuana with recreational marijuana, but that’s hard to believe. Florida’s laws on marijuana are strict compared to other states. We recommend voting yes on Amendment 2. It’s time to show compassion for millions of Floridians suffering from debilitating medical conditions by allowing them another possible tool to fight their pain. Amendments 3 and 5 are both legislative initiatives regarding property tax exemptions for certain groups. Amendment 3 would enable the Legislature to enact an exemption for first responders who are totally and permanently disabled from injuries sustained in the line of duty, while Amendment 5 looks at the property tax exemption currently in place for low-income seniors; it would allow the Legislature to give county/city governments the power to grant that exemption even if their property value rises over the $250,000 limit. Both these amendments will have an impact on the amount of property taxes coming in for schools, roads and other government functions. Opponents call them a slippery slope toward granting the Legislature powers reserved to

the electorate, as well as adding still more complexity to an already inconsistent and complicated tax system. We say that horse is already out of the barn, and recommend voting yes on 3 and 5 on their individual merits, to encourage the Legislature to take action to help those in need.

even though commissioners can’t pass or enforce gun control laws. That’s strange. In District 5, Commissioner Ted Edwards, a lawyer for developers by trade, is fighting a challenge from environmental advocate Emily Bonilla. This personal spatturned-political arose from conflicts over

District, which is responsible for helping with conservation programs and protecting natural resources across the state. We recommend Maria Bolton-Joubert in Group 1, Nicole Victoria McLaren in Group 3 and

Maria Bolton-Joubert Emily Bonilla Luis Calderón

Steven Laune Beumer in Group 5. All three candidates would be advocates for the environment on this board.

the rural character of east Orange County. Edwards spearheaded votes on two developments east of the Econlockhatchee River that would put about 4,000 homes in an ecologically sensitive area. Bonilla, founder of the environmental group East of the Econ, protested Edwards’ decision along with hundreds of east Orange County residents. In this race, we recommend Bonilla. It’s time someone stood up for the county’s environment rather than catering to the interests of developers. On the ballot this year are also three charter amendments. The first and most alarming would add additional requirements for citizens trying to put initiatives on the ballot. That sounds pretty innocent until you see the requirements, which include limiting petitions to a single subject; requiring a legal review, financial impact statement and public hearing; and increasing the number of required signatures. The amendment, supported by Jacobs and local corporations, would limit residents’ ability to get issues on the ballot. The second and third charter amendments are two paragraphs of verbal diarrhea. One would make constitutional officers like the sheriff and tax collector into nonpartisan and term-limited charter officers, as well as other reclassifications that could affect the independence of those offices. Several constitutional officers have already sued, saying the charter has no authority over their offices, and the issue is currently in the appeals process. The other amendment states that if a court gives differing opinions on this charter issue, the last ruling stands, which could complicate what the court is currently reviewing. All three are related to behind-the-scenes drama that shouldn’t have been put to voters in such confusing language. We recommend voting no on all three county charter amendments.

LOCAL JUDGES Circuit judges in Florida are chosen in nonpartisan elections for six-year terms. They rule on criminal cases (sometimes involving the death penalty), civil disputes over $15,000 and arguments between state and local governments. For the OrangeOsceola Circuit, Group 4, we recommend Luis Calderón. A former corporate lawyer who became an assistant public defender in the Ninth Judicial Circuit, Calderón opened his own practice to specialize in criminal defense and has been extensively recognized by his peers. County judges in Florida are also chosen in nonpartisan elections for six-year terms. They rule on small civil disputes and claims cases, criminal misdemeanors and traffic infractions. For Orange County judges, we recommend Eric DuBois in Group 1, Tom Young in Group 4 and Evellen Jewett in Group 5. All three have many years of experience in their field. DuBois was recommended by more than 200 of his peers, Young has been an advocate for children’s legal rights in Florida, and Jewett has spent more than two decades as a public defender.

ORANGE COUNTY

There are many seats in Orange County up for election this November, so we’ll go through them briefly. We recommend: Aramis Ayala for Orange-Osceola state attorney; Tiffany Moore Russell for county clerk of courts; Jerry Demings for county sheriff; Rick Singh for county property appraiser; Scott Randolph for county tax collector; and Bill Cowles for county supervisor of elections. Aside from newcomer Ayala, these five public officials have done a good job and deserve another term. Also up for election are three seats on the Orange County Soil and Water Conservation

Matthew Fitzpatrick

Orange County School Board District 7 representative Christine Moore is battling Matthew Fitzpatrick, a former teacher and assistant director at Orange Technical College. We recommend Fitzpatrick over the businesswoman because teachers should have a seat at the table where decisions are made, especially with the current teacher shortage. Two seats on the Orange County Board of Commissioners are up for election. In West Orange’s District 1, Winter Garden Commissioner Robert “Bobby O” Olszewski and business development consultant Betsy VanderLey are running to replace term-limited Commissioner Scott Boyd. There’s not much of a difference between these two candidates, though VanderLey has been endorsed by several county commissioners and Mayor Teresa Jacobs. However, we recommend Olszewski for two reasons. First, he’s been endorsed by Save Orange County, a local conservation group that seeks to minimize urban sprawl. Second, VanderLey has received an endorsement from the NRA, orlandoweekly.com

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As arts columnist for Orlando

Weekly, I enjoy opportunities to interview an array of above-the-title talent, often when new shows arrive from Fairwinds Broadway Across America. Last week, thanks to The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time coming to the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts (running through Sunday, Nov. 6), I finally got the chance to speak with someone whose résumé I can really relate to. During my 20-year career producing and directing local theater, many of my credits have come with collaborative caveats such as assistant, additional, or co-. Benjamin Endsley Klein’s CV is similarly studded with modifying prefixes, albeit on a much more impressive playing field: Klein served as assistant director for the Broadway version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels; was resident director of the award-winning War Horse at Lincoln Center; and was associate director of Tom Stoppard’s epic trilogy The Coast of Utopia, the 2013 Macbeth starring Ethan Hawke, and even the West End premiere of Love Never Dies, Andrew Lloyd Webber’s sequel to Phantom of the Opera. “Associate director” is also the credit Klein claims on both the original Broadway production and the current tour of Curious Incident, whose Orlando appearance this week marks a rare example of a nonmusical play making it to Dr. Phillips’ main stage. Since I’ve spent years trying to translate similar titles I’ve taken, I began our conversation by asking him to define the associate director’s role in professional productions. His answer: “Working along with the director all the way from the workshop process through readings and out-of-town tryouts, all the while being part of the creative process.” In the case of Curious Incident, that meant watching

Associate director Benjamin Klein says The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time “allows empathy for people who see the world different” the show several times a week, running the understudy rehearsals and “making sure the alternate lead was able to go on at any time.” Klein’s responsibilities cover both the show’s practical aspects – “for a show that is incredibly detail-oriented and very specific, making sure that all of the technical elements are spot-on” – and its human performers – “making sure that the performances stay as close to what they were on opening night.” While few drama students aspire to associate directorship, Klein lauds the position as “an amazing way as a young director to learn from seasoned veterans and be part of the collaborative process,” while also permitting him to work on his own projects, like directing the 2013 Broadway production of Ann (about Texas’ late Gov. Richards). While studying theater at the University of Michigan, Klein connected with Tony-winning director Jack O’Brien, whom Klein calls “one of the amazing directors who feels it’s his responsibility to be training other directors,” and O’Brien took Klein under his wing. That led to the opportunity to work on major productions around the world, but Klein warns that it’s rarely glamorous: “There’s a lot of hard work that goes into it. … You’re not getting overtime, you’re working many, many hours, you’re there

way past when all the actors have left the building.” Klein must also ensure the show remains the same night after night, without snuffing the spontaneity live theater relies on. “I always tell the actors that what they’re doing is the most unnatural thing, repeating something the amount of times that they are doing it. It’s highly ridiculous to ask that they do it the exact same way each time,” he acknowledges. “Things do shift, and I encourage them to shift, but I keep an eye on how far they’ve shifted, and what the knock-on effect is [and] weigh that against the original director was thinking about.” In its original book form, and on stage in London and New York, Curious Incident has attracted both praise and condemnation from activists over its depiction of the lead character’s cognitive disabilities. Protagonist Christopher’s apparent spectrum disorder is never referred to in the text as autism or Asperger’s; and according to Klein, the show doesn’t ever specify a disorder because the creators “don’t want anyone thinking that they’re experts on the topic,” and because “it closes off what’s going on with Christopher if you put a label on it.” Even so, he recalls numerous encounters with showgoers who tell him they or a family member have Asperger’s or autism. He says, “They are remarkably touched, and are telling us that they’ve never seen something that ‘got them’ more.” “I think what it is doing is allowing empathy for people who see the world different, and that’s what’s really wonderful. So it’s not important for us to say what he is; people come to the show and see what they see, and it helps them understand how someone like Christopher’s brain works.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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to stand on its own, thus the enticing addition of potatoes, mussels, chorizo and a spooning-over of Van Aken’s mer noire, an intricate sauce with a litany of ingredients, most notably cuttlefish ink. The star of the mains is a pan-roasted duck breast ($35), which we enjoyed In a building erected in 1921, Norman Van Aken’s restaurant on a previous visit with duck confit, mole reflects the culinary tradition of Florida old and new poblano and trumpet mushrooms. Tonight it’s anointed in a guava-ancho jus and is, BY FAIYAZ KARA seriously, the best duck ever. Wood-fired We feigned fainting after biting into ribeye ($45) doesn’t stagger us, but we his might come as a bit of a surprise to many, but Mount Dora’s got some dumplings ($12) filled with a mousse of appreciate the pairing of potatoes and cauballs. Or perhaps it was just in the Titusville spiny lobster and rock shrimp, liflower casseroled in the Cali style (as in right place at the right time when it lured but nearly do so for real when the country Cali, Colombia). The steak is festooned the state’s most acclaimed chef to its sleepy ham dashi touches our lips. Then ceviche with crispy fried shallots and a sunny-sidestreets, far from the burgeoning Olympic of cobia ($14) in passion fruit juice: The up egg. Like the burger, the flatbreads and Village of celebrity chefs that is Disney musky essence of the passion fruit puts me the denim-clad servers, the eggy coronation Springs, where throngs flock for a rare in a deep reverie of childhood summers lends an approachability to 1921, which is glimpse of a TV hotshot, then settle in for a spent in tropical Tanzania, and I have no intentional. Observation, though: Charging $26 for Korean fried meal as fulfilling as a M. Night Shyamalan qualms slurping it down, chicken with Coca-Cola torched cubes of sweet flick. 1921 BY collards and mac and At 1921 by Norman Van Aken, mod- potato and all. We nibble NORMAN VAN AKEN cheese kinda defeats the ernism supplants the mouse ear as the on sesame-seeded hush142 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora purpose. prevailing motif, with borrowed works and puppies ($7) served with 352-385-1921 Not so with the tres furnishings from the Modernism Museum chicken liver “butter” (a 1921nva.com leches popsicle ($9), next door taking eye candy to a whole poor man’s foie of sorts) $$$$ elegantly dressed with new level. More importantly, 1921’s menu and what’s described as edible flowers, spiced reflects a genuine attentiveness to the flora an Asian spice syrup, until pineapple and coconut and fauna of the Sunshine State. Here, Van a dazzler – whole Cape Aken acts as our very own Michel Bras, Canaveral white shrimp, Anson Mills grits meringue. It’s poetry on a plate, and, in conceptualizing a refined menu inspired ($13) and a fosse of spiced ’nduja vinaigrette a restaurant run by Van Aken, that too is by the restaurant’s immediate surround- and ramp butter – gets us all googly-eyed. intentional. If Bras is, as David Rosengarten ings. “His food is in perfect accord with The presentation is of the sort that gives says, “our culinary DaVinci,” then Van Aken the place that he calls home,” Van Aken Instagram its raison d’être (yes, I posted it), is our culinary Kerouac, and Velasco his once said of French legend Bras’ cooking. but the pickled gooseberries are a flavor Cassady. In 1921 the two of them, like a couple In the case of 1921, the same could be said coup de grace. We somehow retain focus to of Van Aken. He’s buoyed by chef-prodigy further indulge in a Ponce Inlet barrelfish, of dharma bums, take us on a trip through Camilo Velasco hauling in produce from grilled and nested atop a charred Zellwood Florida old and new, then drop us off, shake local farms and upholding the flurries of corn puree. This fish – dense, mildly fla- our hands and head back out – on the road. vored and a smidge overdone – isn’t one fusion in his dishes. fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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OPENINGS The long-awaited Mills 50 location of Lazy Moon Pizza is finally within reach: The owners are hiring staff for the Colonial Drive shop and should be serving huge slices by mid-November … Brownieria, a brownie-and-coffee chain with 24 locations in Brazil, will open their first cafe in the U.S. in the Lakeside Crossing shopping center in Winter Park this December … Also at Lakeside Crossing, Kona Grill, with its Hawaiian-Asian-sushi menu, opens Nov. 21 … Bartaco, the taqueria fusing flavors from Mexico to the Mediterranean, has opened in the Marketplace at Dr. Phillips … Holler & Dash Biscuit House, a fast-casual chain launched by Cracker Barrel in March, opens Thursday, Nov. 3, in Celebration serving all manner of biscuit sandwiches … Dead Lizard Brewing Co. celebrates its grand opening at noon Saturday, Nov. 5 … Look for Look for Your Pie, a pizza chain out of Georgia, to open on the ground floor of the new SkyHouse apartments on Magnolia Avenue … Brass Tap has opened another location in Waterford Lakes. CLOSINGS Konbini at East End Market has closed, but a smaller, more focused version will open inside Kadence in December or January. NEWS/EVENTS Four Seasons Orlando executive chef Fabrizio Schenardi and executive pastry chef Rabii Saber will cook at the James Beard House in NYC on Nov. 12. Cost is $135 for members; $175 for the public. Locals can experience a practice run of the meal at Ravello Thursday, Nov. 3; cost is $95 … DoveCote Brasserie will serve Sunday brunch from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. commencing Sunday, Nov. 6 … Seito Sushi in Baldwin Park is offering a late-night happy hour menu from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. Thursday through Saturday … The finals of the Orlando Couples Cook Off take place Nov. 12 at Aggressive Appliances. Tickets to watch contestants battle it out for “Orlando’s Top Culinary Couple” are $15 … Cress Restaurant will serve brunch at Tomazin Farm in Samsula Nov. 13 at noon. Cost is $50 and the event is limited to 60 guests … The rescheduled East Meets West dinner featuring chefs Austin Boyd (Seito) and Joseph Burnett (Osprey Tavern) is Nov. 13 at 6 p.m. at the Osprey Tavern. Cost is $150.

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his month’s Remix is yet another Campari-based classic; Campari has been my drink of choice for years and years and I guess I’m guilty of playing favorites. And the Bicyclette is as basic as it gets – just a glass of white wine with a shot of Campari. Legend (unprovable) has it that it’s so named for the old French men who wobble home on their bikes after “a few glasses of wine” at their local café … neither white wine nor Campari is especially high in alcohol, but drink Bicyclettes all afternoon and you may be surprised how wobbly you get, too. It’s barely a “cocktail,” but the warm-weather classic was something I was itching to improve upon. That’s right, I said warm weather. Oh, were you expecting something woodsy and brown liquor-ish, just because it’s November? Wake up. You’re in Florida and it’s 80 degrees out there. What they call “fall” may be time to break out the heavy autumnal vibes elsewhere, but here it’s the

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best time to go outside, whether you’re riding a bike or just sitting on your porch. So this classic sipper came to mind, since I’ve been enjoying those very things in the past few weeks. The impetus for the Remix was twofold. First, I got my hands on a bottle of a current bartender obsession, Combier’s Pamplemousse Rose, a liqueur that’s hard to come by in retail outlets in Orlando (but you can sub in Drillaud’s version; it’s not bad). Second, I remembered an article about “pamp” (grapefruit syrup mixed with rosé) being the sensation of the summer in France that caught my eye last month. From there it wasn’t a big leap to try making a Bicyclette with rosé instead of white wine; no one’s importing le pamp, but using the Combier seemed like a sure bet. Campari and grapefruit juice go fabulously well together, and this drink mixes the bitter and the sweet together in perfect balance. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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CLASSIC: • 2 ounces Campari • 4 ounces white wine • lemon peel (optional) Add Campari to a wineglass, fill halfway with ice, then top with white wine. Garnish with lemon peel, if desired.

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FRONTERA COCINA

Rick Bayless’s Disney Springs concept is, no surprise, a family-friendly affair with a safe offering of well-executed Mexican dishes, not the least of which is the tortilla soup with red chile chicken broth. Vegetarians ought to sample tostadas heaped with grilled zucchini and strips of poblano rajas, while meat-eaters will relish every bite of the cochinita pibil torta (think Mexican hoagie). Oaxacan red chile chicken is a pricey, though pleasing, nosh and if dessert is a must – give the fried plantains with ice cream and cajeta a go. It’s simple, but good. 1604 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-560-9197; $$$

VIET-NOMZ

Affordable pho, rice bowls and noodle bowls makes this small, trendy eatery a bastion of collegians attending UCF and Full Sail. Fair warning: The place can get packed pretty quickly, but if you snag a table, take advantage and order the oversized “king pho” bowl with as beefy a broth as you’ll ever slurp. While bao and spring rolls are serviceable, a rice bowl of crispy tofu and the banh mi are sure-fire options. 7581 University Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-6069; $

DOVECOTE

It’s hard to find a clunker on this downtown brasserie’s menu of approachable French cuisine, whether you’re downing starters like French onion soup (a specialty), tomato-water risotto or Vietnamese seafood stew, or entrees like steak frites, moules frites or vermouth-braised pork cheeks. Partake in their progressive cocktail program, or enjoy one of the many French wines offered by the glass. 390 N. Orange Ave., 407-930-1700; $$$$

PIZZA BRUNO

Arguably Orlando’s most popular and buzzed-about pizzeria entices with its “neo-Neapolitan” pies fashioned with fermented dough and creative flavor combinations and fired in a Ferrari-red Pavesi oven (it’s a beaut). Traditionalists can have a field day here, for sure, but CONTINUED ON PAGE 26

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the adventurous can employ such ingredients as hot honey, charred peaches, blueberries, maple syrup and the like on their fast-blistered pizzas. Garlic knots with “too much garlic” are practically a must – enjoy them with the ricotta meatballs prior to pie-eating. Online ordering was just added for those who’d rather not eat in. 3990 Curry Ford Road, 407-906-8547; $$

TR FIRE GRILL

Upscale American bistro that feels like a chain restaurant but isn’t one (well, not yet – it’s the test space for a concept by Romacorp, the Orlando-based owner of the Tony Roma’s rib chain). Share sangria muddled with local fruits, then order the brilliant oven-baked pizza dip. Entrees can be hit-or-miss, though we loved our “zoodles,” but the Chocolate Mayhem dessert is enough for a group or for one broken heart. 1035 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-708-3600; $$

THE PARKVIEW

While not as sprawling a space as the Wine Room, nor as packed as Luma, the Parkview has the unpretentious, comfortable air that its neighboring Park Avenue haunts don’t. Plus, the menu goes well beyond the tried-and-true charcuterie and cheese plates to create highly edible pairings – roasted bone marrow, braised beet carpaccio and more – to match an intriguing selection of wines. Open daily. Brunch served Saturday and Sunday. 136 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-647-9103; $$

GREEN KITCHEN

Healthy eats with Brazilian twists make this tourist-sector eatery on the ground floor of an office building a draw for both famished workers and excitable vacationers. Salads, wraps and sandwiches are the go-to options, but those wanting a substantial meal can opt for one of the chef’s specialties – like two slabs of picanha laced with chimichurri served with potatoes and rice. Those looking to sweeten their healthy meal will find a diverse selection of lures, from dense quindim to baklava. 7055 S. Kirkman Road, 407-413-5005; $$

FUEL BBQ

Owners Chris and Michelle Johnson annexed the space next to their popular blues bar, the Alley, to house this comfy little pit stop knowing there’s no more natural a pairing for blues than barbecue. The barky velour of the brisket is the undoubted star, but don’t pass on the ribs, pulled pork or burnt ends either. Sides are no mere afterthought – great care has gone into perfecting the fried okra, collards, baked beans, and mac and cheese. 120 S. Park Ave., Sanford, 407-328-4848; $$ n

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Chi-Raq Spike Lee’s modern-day film adaptation of Aristophanes’ play Lysistrata about a gang leader’s girlfriend who convinces a group of women to put an end to Chicago’s South Side violence by taking a vow of abstinence. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Cult Classics: Idiocracy Pvt. Joe Bauers, the

definition of an “average American,” is selected by the Pentagon to be the guinea pig for a top-secret hibernation program. Forgotten, he awakens five centuries in the future. He discovers a society so incredibly dumbed down that he’s easily the most intelligent person alive. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The District After Dark: Emmanuelle A young girl’s strange erotic journey from Paris to Bangkok. Friday, 9:30 pm; The District at Mills 50, 1221 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-6013363; facebook.com/thedistrictatmills50. From Dusk Til Dawn 20th Anniversary Screening The classic film featuring an ex-

clusive Q&A with Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez. Sunday, 6 & 9 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. The Handmaiden A ravishing new crime drama from Park Chan-wook, the director of Oldboy, about a Korean woman hired to serve as a wealthy Japanese woman’s handmaiden. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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saddest are these: It might have been,” he wrote. We can only hope Chiron is able to write a happy epilogue to Jenkins’ gutwrenching tale. Chiron is played well by three actors of varying ages, and the resemblance between the child (Alex Hibbert) and the teenager (Ashton Sanders) is striking. Trevante Rhodes is also competent as the eldest drama illuminates a unique Chiron, but it’s André Holland, as Kevin, who powers the film to its climax after it loses steam two-thirds of the way in. Besting them all, however, is Naomie “We’s the first on this planet,” Juan tells Harris as Chiron’s mother, whose powChiron, bolstering his sense of racial pride. erhouse performance could earn her a But, sensing that, even at a young age, supporting-actress Oscar nomination. Moonlight is shot well with a mix of Chiron might be struggling with his sexuality, he advises him, “At some point, you handheld, Steadicam and traditional camgotta decide for yourself what you wanna era, and scored with a refreshingly original mix of classical, Motown be.” and hip-hop, but the Those words, though MOONLIGHT film’s technical achievenot particularly wellopens Friday, ments are secondary to written, are meant to Nov. 11 its interesting characterinspire. But Moonlight izations and unique story. is not an overtly inspiSome viewers might be rational film. It’s more bored by the slow pace a movie of hopelessness, of lost moments, of resignation to one’s or frustrated with the three-part structure, station in life. And when, in the movie’s which omits enormous chunks of Chiron’s final section, Chiron is reunited with a dear life. But if you’re patient enough to stick childhood friend, Kevin, the encounter with it, the emotional payoffs are profound. The aforementioned Whittier also wrote becomes reminiscent of (though, admittedly, not as bleak as) the final meeting of that “sweet hope lies deeply buried from Wilma and Bud in Elia Kazan’s Splendor human eyes.” But for Chiron and all those who share a similar story, hope might in the Grass. John Greenleaf Whittier, in his poem instead be hiding in plain sight. It just “Maud Muller,” tackled a similar theme. might take a little moonlight to find it. “For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the film@orlandoweekly.com

SERIOUS MOONLIGHT Barry Jenkins’ gut-wrenching racial and sexual struggle BY CAMERON MEIER

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he sun shines brightly on people of privilege. But if you’re meek, poor, black or gay, you might have to settle for moonlight. Chiron is all four. And in Moonlight, which offers three glimpses of his life – childhood, adolescence and adulthood – he must come to terms with not just his tough Miami environment, but also himself as a gay black man. Regrettably, he’s not often up to the task, but writer-director Barry Jenkins is. And with his second feature, Jenkins has created required viewing for anyone seeking to understand the AfricanAmerican experience. With his father absent and his mother too drug-addled to cope, Chiron befriends Juan (Mahershala Ali), who, despite his own poor life choices, becomes a father figure to Chiron. The character is thoroughly believable thanks to Ali, who channels the same kindness, vulnerability and humanity he showed as Tizzy in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and as Remy in House of Cards.

A Man Called Ove Swedish film about an isolated retiree with strict principles and a short fuse who forms an unlikely friendship with his new neighbors. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Michael Moore in TrumpLand Oscar-winner

Michael Moore dives deep in the heart of hostile TrumpLand territory with his daring, profound and uproarious one-man show. Wednesday-Thursday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Newtown Live A dialogue around the issues of gun violence, collective trauma and community response from panelists who were directly affected by the Sandy Hook massacre. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $16.05; fathomevents.com. November Movie Night: Me Before You A girl in a small town forms an unlikely bond with a recently-paralyzed man she’s taking care of. Friday, 7:30 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org.

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Rush: Time Stand Still Documentary about Rush’s 40th anniversary tour. Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com. Uncomfortable Brunch: Nights and Weekends

Film about a long-distance relationship and its inevitable decline. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; uncomfortablebrunch.com. Waterlife An epic cinematic poem revealing the beauty and complex toxicity of the Great Lakes. Wednesday, 2 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. ●

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Doctor Strange

BY STE V E S C H N E I D E R OPENING THIS WEEK Doctor Strange Or, how I learned to stop wor-

rying and love the Eye of Agamotto. Damn, it seems like just yesterday that the movie business was on pins and needles wondering if it could wring a halfway decent profit out of a second-tier superhero like Iron Man. One Obama presidency and six shellhead outings later, the question now is if the market has room for another goateed Marvel protagonist whose personal path starts at asshole-dom and leads somewhere more virtuous. Those of us who grew up on the comics don’t need as much convincing in that area; our main concern is how well the Master of the Mystic Arts can survive the transition from the globular pop art of Steve Ditko’s original drawings into a more modern Inception-by-way-of-Escher cinematic style. Trust the perfectly cast Benedict Cumberbatch to make it work, especially with initial reports promising plenty of the humor required to really sell a tale of multidimensional chess. If this be the Marvel “C” team, play on; but can we get that Inhumans movie back on the development slate, please? Because I really need to own a plush Lockjaw the dog before I die. (PG-13) Hacksaw Ridge At first blush, Mel Gibson might not seem the most logical director for a biography of the first conscientious objector to win the Congressional Medal of Honor. But when you think about it, it starts to make a whole lot of sense: A soldier who refuses to carry a gun is just asking for all sorts of extreme, extended punishment. Hence the movie’s R rating for “intense prolonged realistically graphic sequences of war violence including grisly bloody images.” That’s our Mel! The only sign of inadequate thinking-through is the World War II setting: Our pacifist protagonist’s sympathies are with the Allies, which means he is indirectly helping to protect the Jews. Come on, man; don’t you remember they’re responsible for all the wickedness in the world? I guess a guy has to do something to restart his career. (R) The Handmaiden That Park Chan-wook, he

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room drama into an erotic crime story set in 1930s Asia. A Korean con man conscripts a female pickpocket to help rob a wealthy Japanese woman. Complicating the scheme: some unexpected lesbian activity. (Ain’t it always the way?) The graphic sexual activity includes penetration with foreign objects – which I’m assuming is not a reference to the Welsh. (NR) Trolls Dreamworks Animation bought the

commercial rights to the famous Troll dolls lock, stock and barrel in order to start developing this animated foray six years ago. Hopefully, they’ll get better bang for their buck than Mattel got from Max Steel a few weeks ago. (Yes, there was a Max Steel movie a few weeks ago.) The central conceit of focusing on the most optimistic Troll in history sounds like something that was already done to perfection as a subplot in The Lego Movie. But how cynical can you be about a picture that incorporates voice work by the inimitable Ron Funches? If you’ve followed his dominance of Comedy Central’s @midnight, you know he shouldn’t just be starring in every movie that gets made, but titling them as well. Star Wars, But With Fucking? Shut up and take my money! (PG) ALSO PLAYING: Michael Moore in TrumpLand I once had a

chance encounter with Michael Moore on the steps of Town Hall in Manhattan during the New Yorker Festival. That anecdote has no relevance at all to this blurb, really; I just couldn’t turn down the opportunity to type the whitest sentence in recorded history. Anyway, you have a few more chances to hear Moore make the case for electing Hillary Clinton America’s 45th president. And just a few more days to help make it happen. Remember, people, we’re stronger together. (There, that’s the second whitest sentence.) (NR) New Life In this family drama, childhood sweethearts discover that married life is more fraught with challenges than they had expected when they were seven. Somebody call M. Night Shyamalan, ’cause I totally didn’t see that coming. (PG)


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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT

MARISSA NADLER with Ghost 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 2 Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. hardrock.com; 407-351-5483 $34.75-$46.75

Red Elvises Russian rock institution sticks popular music into a blender and the onstage results are frenetic and immediate. 8 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 2, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12

Two Tongues Emo supergroup (no hyperbole) that combines two members of Say Anything and two members of Saves the Day … and the crowd goes wild. 7 p.m. Thursday, Nov. 3, at the Social, $19-$22

Disjawn Blown-out Philly d-beat (Discharge worship, for the uninitiated) battalion gets drunk, disorderly and distorted at Lou’s. 9:30 p.m. Friday, Nov. 4, at Uncle Lou’s, $7

Fitz & the Tantrums Six-strong L.A. band combines indie and deep soul idioms with surprisingly immediate results. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 5, at House of Blues, $27-$62

Gavin DeGraw

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mothers (dude has wide demographic appeal), DeGraw is touring behind new album Sweeter, where he gets a lil’ sexy.

Marissa Nadler brings her graveside lullabies to Hard Rock Live

7 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 6, at Will’s Pub, $5-$8

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or more than a decade, New England-based singer-songwriter Marissa Nadler has crafted delicate folk songs that balance her hypnotic voice with carefully plucked guitar lines to create a sound all her own. With the release of her seventh and most recent studio album, Strangers, Nadler shifts further from the country roots of her earlier material toward a bleaker, more expansive atmosphere that builds upon the framework laid in her previous full-length, July. Both of these albums were released on Brooklyn-based indie label Sacred Bones, a punk-minded staple of the psychedelic rock revival, and Bella Union, an indepen-

This Los Angeles rapper, endorsed by both Flying Lotus AND Waka Flocka Flame, is ready to stake his claim in the hip-hop firmament. 7 p.m. Monday, Nov. 7, at Backbooth, $15

Meth Mouth NYC hardcore outfit balances the usual floor stomps with teeth-grindingly slow sludgy breaks that will have you fiending for your next fix. 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, Nov. 8, at Uncle Lou’s, $10

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dent British label founded by members of dreampop luminaries Cocteau Twins. From the opening notes of Strangers, soft piano keys announce the beginning of a new chapter in Nadler’s career. Not so much a departure from earlier material as a bridge to new territory, this album expands on her previous work with the help of a backing band to flesh out the bones of her creations. Intertwined with Nadler’s haunting vocal melodies, delicately fingerpicked guitars, tastefully integrated string accompaniments, and occasional pianos and percussion come together to lay the foundation for the stark minimalism that has defined her distinctively elegant and

ethereal sound. Regarding this “deliberate” shift in musical style, Nadler notes that she has “recently started to play more lead guitar, which began when I recorded my cover of Black Sabbath’s ‘Solitude.’” She also explains that she wanted to expand her sound and challenge herself with this new album, adding that “July was the pinnacle of a certain type of songwriting” for her. “With this album, the sound shifted, but my subject matter did, as well.” Working alongside producer Randall Dunn (who has recorded and mixed albums for drone metal heavyweights Boris, Sunn O))) and Earth, among others) on both July and Strangers, “has been wonderful … in terms of challenging me to expand.” With more than a dozen albums already under her belt, as well as various singles, EPs and compilation tracks, Nadler’s expansive catalogue features a broad range of intimate sonic explorations that highlight her vocal prowess and mastery of song structure. In addition to her solo work, which has paved the way for numerous international tours, she has collaborated with a number of noteworthy artists, including fellow folk powerhouses Angel Olsen and Father John Misty. While her musical style is definitively grounded in folk and country, the lingering melancholy of her voice transcends genre boundaries, resonating with even the heaviest end of the rock spectrum. This versatility was perhaps most apparent in her contribution to one-man black metal project Xasthur on his aptly named album, Portal of Sorrow, to which Nadler lent her vocal talents on multiple tracks. When asked about the commonalities between such seemingly disparate styles of music, she says, “I believe that atmosphere and darkness unify [these] bands … and tie them to my musical thread quite naturally. I’ve always been attracted to creating lush, dreamlike worlds for my songs to exist in. A lot of the subject matter of my songwriting has revolved around loss, wanderlust, romance, and death – to name a few.” Channeling this shared vision of the world that “embrace[s] the dark undercurrents of humanity” also prepared her to perform alongside theatrical cult rockers Ghost, for whom she is currently opening on a nationwide tour that stops in Orlando at Hard Rock Live this Wednesday. music@orlandoweeekly.com


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HALLOWEEN JACK Gothic crooner Georgio Valentino proves you can go home again BY MATTHEW MOYER

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lorida and gothic music have a long along the way. And true to the vampiric and appropriately tortured relation- lounge singer persona that Valentino has ship. Did you know that SNL’s “Goth honed to a knifepoint, he will perform a Talk” skit was set in Tampa? Did you know “minimalist Italian crooner set” consisting that Marilyn Manson got his start in South of a suite of songs by “a cult cantautore from Florida? And now we can lay claim to Livorno – one Piero Ciampi – who drank one more scrap of clove-scented bragging himself to death in 1980.” Accompanying rights. European exile and dark prince Valentino is local pianist/electronic crooner Georgio Valentino, an impos- musician Samuel Ciullo. The only hitch ing figure who channels Scott Walker by is that they’ve never actually played together before or way of Rowland S. even met, a motion Howard, actually GEORGIO VALENTINO that doesn’t seem to hails from West Palm & LA SOCIETE DES trouble Valentino at Beach. It’s been a MELANCOLIQUES all. “We’ll bring it all long and somewhat 7:30 p.m. Sunday, Nov. 6 together in person a circuitous route that Timucua Arts White House, couple of days before took a Damned2000 S. Summerlin Ave. the first show,” he obsessed Florida boy timucua.com sighs. from West Palm to free There’s a lost art of Detroit to Brussels singers with a capital and then wandering Europe like a restless ghost, “fumbling “S” throwing themselves into someone toward a certain aesthetic horizon.” Along else’s songs – think of Nick Cave’s Kicking the way, Valentino collaborated and played Against the Pricks covers album for refermusic with everyone from Mick Harvey ence – but Valentino is squarely going (Birthday Party) to David McClymont down that route and even righting a few (Orange Juice) and even members of the wrongs, maybe: “I discovered how unsung enigmatic Tuxedomoon, finding his own this cat is, even in his native Italy. And that melancholic, distinctive sound along the makes you want to shout it from the rooftops even more. … Ciampi needed someone way. Valentino makes a rare pilgrimage back to stand and be counted. Here I am.” to Florida this week, playing a few shows mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY B AO L E - H U U BOB MOSES | PHOTO BY LORES BROOK LINDER

Florida did a Brexit in the 2000

presidential election that brought us the re-elections of well-known shames like Dubya and Rick Scott – apathy and inaction can have hard, profound consequences, guys. Please, vote.

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Of the many events that ramp up to the massive annual punk-rock reveille of the Fest in Gainesville, none are as intently global as Foreign Dissent (Oct. 24, Will’s Pub), the international punk showcase organized by local promoter Punching Babies. The thing about the Orlando event is that, in all three of its years so far, never before had I seen even one of the featured bands. That’s because almost all of them make their Orlando debuts here. In fact, I’d never even heard of these acts. And it’s precisely that element of discovery that makes Foreign Dissent so fresh and evergreen. Now, of course a person in my line of work would find something like that refreshing. In my scene experience, however, I am also painfully aware that this thirst is not universal. But the fact that Foreign Dissent enjoys solid support speaks well of the curiosity of at least these punk-rock listeners. It’s a beautiful thing when you’re walking up to the venue and you see the singer of several notable local punk bands (Brett Beavers of Moat Cobra, Destructonomicon, etc.), ask him what’s up and he tells you he’s going to see a bunch of bands he’s never heard before and that he’s excited about it. Lack of curiosity is probably the single most hindering deficiency in our music scene here, and to see it overcome in any

On stage, Bob Moses are even band-legit because they came packing a live drummer and guitar. It’s the exceptionally rare case of an EDM act that sounds better live. instance is always a triumph. Those who opened their ears and minds to this year’s edition got a five-band stampede of quality and range spanning three continents, including the classic anthempunk of France’s Traverse, the folk-punk of England’s Ducking Punches and the true emo of Singapore’s the Caulfield Cult. Perhaps the most interesting band on the bill was Panama’s Lemmiwinks, who have a dynamic attack that’s all angles and aggression. They also have a funny backstory about responding to their former bassist screwing another member’s wife by booting him, teaching his baby-faced 16-year-old brother bass and then taking the kid out on tour internationally. Now that’s punk (and also a little bit country). But the best overall band this year was German trio No Fun. An exceptionally effective combo of garage and pop-punk that taps all the virtues of each, they’re one of those rare cake-and-eat-it-too bands. They’re fun and fierce, classic and now. This third chapter proved again that Foreign Dissent is one of those live sum-

mits where both musicians and listeners are openly grateful for one another. In terms of artistic exchange, shows like this are as pure as it gets. With positive cred radiating in all directions – for the bands into the Orlando scene consciousness and for the city back out to the world – this annual production has grown into one of the area’s most enriching and uplifting events. In constitution alone, Bob Moses (Oct. 27, the Social) already stands apart in the vast EDM sea. Not a single dude but rather a duo of Brooklyn-based Canadians, the rising Domino Records-worthy act merges house music with more song-based pop forms, the respective interests of the two members when they first joined forces. Their sound – dance music that’s more suited to a sleek chaise longue than a sweaty club – rides the chill late-night frequency but introduces a warm human pulse into the style’s usually ice-cool veins. The effect is fusion but not Frankenstein, and adds a welcome sense of song to the perpetual house groove. In terms of show, they would’ve already qualified for the smart column of electronic acts just for showing some visual flair with their impressive light display. But on stage, these guys are even bandlegit because they came packing a live drummer and guitar. All of it unites in a convincingly dimensional and integrated stage experience. Even more noteworthy, it’s testament to Bob Moses as the exceptionally rare case of an EDM act that actually sounds better live. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Wednesday, 2

Johnnyswim MUSIC

Amanda Sudano and Abner Ramirez of Johnnyswim are #lovegoals for folk musicians. First meeting in Nashville, they immediately starting making music together and fell in love. Both musicians come from musical backgrounds far from the folk, pop and soul blend they top charts with today. Sudano, daughter of the late disco legend Donna Summers, toured with her mother as a backup singer, learning to hone her voice and sound. Ramirez is a classically trained violinist who made intricate compositions. Now the duo crafts immediately catchy three-chord songs deftly melding folk and R&B. They’ve done festivals, been featured on NPR’s Tiny Desk Concert series, moved to L.A., started a family and are now back on the road touring. They're touring on Georgica Pond, their latest album, and it will be an undoubted pleasure to hear this expressive, lovely music live on stage. – Marimar Toledo with Dan Layus | 6 p.m. | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thebeacham.com | $20-$60

Wednesday, 2

Swamburger Presents: Advanced Listening MUSIC

Be it in verse, action or organization, venerated local rapper Swamburger never passes up a chance to elevate hip-hop culture. Of late, his platform has been as impresario, and his latest venture is Advanced Listening, a new concert series that honors not just the music but the spirit of hip-hop. Certifying the series debut with national credentials are two heavy names from powerhouse indie-rap label Rhymesayers: Minnesota’s DJ Abilities, one of the most decorated battle DJs in the Midwest, and Ohio rapper Blueprint, one of the most intelligent and unpretentiously creative MCs in the biz. Of course, the bill’s locally legit, too, with some top-shelf, street-proven talent like flamethrowers E-Turn and Madd Illz. This will not be some basic rap show. This one’s for the true-school heads for whom rap is both art and life. – Bao Le-Huu DJ ABILITIES

with DJ Abilities, Blueprint, E-Turn, Madd Illz, Purple Kloud | 9 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $10

Thursday, 3

American Buffalo THEATER

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

The only American buffalo in David Mamet’s tough-talking play of the same name is a rare valuable nickel that’s never seen on stage, but serves as a MacGuffin that motivates three men to plot and bicker and ultimately betray each other. American Buffalo, first staged in 1975 and later made into a film starring Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Franz, is classic Mamet: a song of the pathos and black comedy found in the scuffling grifts of the American underclass, sung in a startlingly expressive poetry of mutters, shouts and profanity. Thursday is the opening night of a three-week run of American Buffalo at Edgewood-based Theater on the Edge, their second production after spring’s well-received Venus in Fur. Allan Whitehead and Marco and Samantha DiGeorge, founders of Theater on the Edge, say their mission is to “explore the struggles of the human condition and create thought-provoking conversation”; with these two shows they’ve proven their commitment to that ideal. – Jessica Bryce Young 8 p.m. | also Fridays-Sundays through Nov. 20 | Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave. | 407-334-1843 | theaterontheedge.org | $22-$24 PHOTO BY MONICA MULDER

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Saturday, 5

True Widow

Electric Daisy Carnival

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Pioneers of the “stonegaze” subgenre, True Widow bring their original hybrid of stoner rock and shoegaze to Will’s Pub in support of their newly released album Avvolgere, the Texas trio’s fourth full-length. The group layers gentle melodies over dense low-end tones for a slow ride through their unique soundscape, highlighted by alternating female and male vocals that give each song a distinct narrative. With the rhythm section providing a slow but steady pace for monolithic riffs that loop throughout each gloomy dirge, this three-piece continues to create entrancing sonic atmospheres that were made for nodding along. Special mention should be given to opener Mary Lattimore, a harpist from Philadelphia who pushes the instrument far beyond its traditional limits, Whether collaborating with the likes of Kurt Vile and Sharon Von Etten, or on her solo recordings for Ghostly International, expect ethereal soundscapes that will perfectly set the stage for True Widow's harsh trances. – Matthew Moyer with Mary Lattimore, Set and Setting | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$12

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La Salsa Vive MUSIC

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In the world of music festivals, namely EDM festivals, there’s something special about EDC. Its Orlando incarnation has been around since 2011, long before the Chainsmokers (who are in this year’s lineup) took over the Hot 100 with their personal brand of fratty pop-EDM. Electric Daisy has proven itself over the years to be a safe house for electronic music lovers as well as an incubator for what the pop charts will look like in a year or two. It’s only kept growing, with its colors, attractions and performers rivaling those of the flagship EDC in Vegas. A documentary about the 2013 Vegas show, Under the Electric Sky, premiered at Sundance in 2014 and was quickly picked up by Focus Features, an ode to the strength of EDC’s fanbase as well as to its cultural relevancy. Incomparable stage lighting, art installations and a Ferris wheel you can ride while listening to your favorite DJ make this two-day experience well worth the modest price. – Adam Manno

With Marc Anthony coming later this month and four legendary salsa groups headlining in Orlando this weekend, it looks like November will be a month of Caribbean delight. This weekend, four icons of the Afro-Caribbean fusion genre are coming to the Amway Center: Rubén Blades, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Andy Montañez and Gilberto Santa Rosa. If you’re planning to go to this concert and sit down for a nice listening experience, this is the wrong place. Bring your dancing shoes and know that neither you nor the rest of the crowd is going to plant your behind down for the next two hours. – Monivette Cordeiro

with Bassnectar, the Chainsmokers, Rabbit in the Moon and more | 1 p.m.-midnight | Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave. | orlando.electricdaisycarnival.com | $99-$349

Election Night Bash With Randy Rainbow

Saturday-Sunday, 5-6

Fiesta in the Park EVENTS

Weather is cooling down just in time for the annual Fiesta in the Park, held at Lake Eola Park in downtown Orlando. Thousands of Central Floridians break out their strollers and pups for this outdoor event highlighting more than 600 artisans from all over the country, displaying and selling original ceramics, glassware, jewelry, woodwork and photography. The 46th annual festival spans over a mile-long walkway of Lake Eola and provides ample food and beverage options, entertainment, and a kids area. – Aileen Perilla 10 a.m.-5 p.m. | Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive | fiestainthepark.com | free

with Rubén Blades, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Gilberto Santa Rosa and Andy Montañez | 6 p.m. | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | 800-745-3000 | amwaycenter.com | $49-$179

Tuesday, 8 EVENTS

Though Saturday Night Live gets the lion’s share of the attention for election year humor, online comedy has really come into its own in recent years. And this year’s breakout YouTube star is easily Randy Rainbow. From his Grease-parodying “GOP Dropout” series to his Music Man-inspired “Trump Trouble” to his most recent musical parody, “The Nasty Woman,” which apes The Sound of Music’s “The Lonely Goatherd,” Rainbow has been skewering the election with just the right amount of snark, insight, cattiness and musical theater. For election night, the New York-based Rainbow returns to his native state for an election night party at Parliament House that promises hilarious commentary on the live broadcast of the election results, games and live performances of the songs that have made Rainbow an internet sensation. – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | Footlight Theatre, Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail | 407-425-7571 | parliamenthouse.com | $29

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Advanced Listening: DJ Abilities, E-Turn, Madd Illz, Purple Kloud 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. The Bunny the Bear 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Ghost, Marissa Nadler 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $34.75$46.75; 407-351-5483. Johnnyswim, Dan Layus 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20$60; 407-648-8363. [MUSIC] Jacuzzi Boys Sunday at Will’s Pub Red Elvises, Milka, Beartoe 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Orlando Philharmonic: Once Upon a Symphony Noon; A concert for young patrons featuring works by Beethoven, Mozart, Prokofiev and more. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $8; 407-2464262; orlandophil.org. THURSDAY, NOV. 3

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Show Up and Vote Orlando: Ani DiFranco, Talib Kweli, Wale, Vic Mensa, Justin Skye, Madame Ghandi 6 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free. Tommy Frenzy’s Hard Drive, Dylan Matthews & the Flips, Shot Out 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Farewell My Love, the Funeral Portrait, Matt Skajem 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.

Accidental Music Festival: Belt & Ramirez 8 pm; The Orlando-based duo premieres a commission from Seattle composer Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Nat Evans. Blue Bamboo Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Killstation, Taliban Park; $10; 407-636-9951; Boys, Ikabodveins, accidentalmusicfestival. MKultra, Sinkholes 7 pm; com. Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. FRIDAY, NOV. 4 The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS 430 Steps 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Any Way You Slice It: Chris Domingo, Austin Welsh, Bontempo, Austen van der Bleek 9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5-$10. CountryFlo Music & Camping Festival Triple Canopy Ranch, 16950 County Road 630 East, Lake Wales; $94-$279. Disjawn, Lord Almighty, Mo’Ynoq, Sponge, Problem Child, Bhavachakra, Burn to Learn 9:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-270-9104. Doug Johnson 7-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Electric Daisy Carnival: Bassnectar, the Chainsmokers, Rabbit in the Moon and more 1 pm; Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; $99$349; 407-649-7297. Gnash 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Kevin Devine & the Goddamn Band, Julien Baker, Pinegrove, Petal 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17$21; 407-246-1419. Max Norton, Jessica Vacha & Simon Palombi, Kristopher James, Adam Lee, Stephen Rock 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8. The Pretty Reckless, Holy White Hounds, Them Evils 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22; 407-934-2583. Thanksgiving Rock for Kids: Loving Orphans 6:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10; 407-322-7475. Treyvon Love, Michael Forte, X Love, Dotti J 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261. Uberbahn 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Blessing a Curse, Suck Brick Kid, Enjoy: Cassette, Fight Fall, I the Jury 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Control This! 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171. The Cook Trio 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. CountryFlo Music & Camping Festival Triple Canopy Ranch, 16950 County Road 630 East, Lake Wales; $94-$279. Electric Daisy Carnival: Bassnectar, the Chainsmokers, Rabbit in the Moon and more 1 pm; Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; $99$349; 407-649-7297. Fitz & the Tantrums 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney CONTINUED ON PAGE 41


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Election Edition Orange Democrats Victory Party If you want to get wasted with a bunch of actual politicians, the Orange Democrats are throwing a victory party (hubris? or just, like, paying attention?) at the Abbey. You’ll get to see the victory/concession speeches from downticket candidates like Darren Soto, Aramis Ayala, Stephanie Murphy, Rick Singh, Scott Randolph and others. Plus, eavesdropping on drunken politicians as the national results roll in always yields creative profanity that you can co-opt into your day-to-day life. In the interest of fairness, we searched for the local Republican victory party, but were not able to find a public event. 7 p.m. Tuesday; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; orangefldemocrats.com

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American Idle Mills 50’s neighborhoodiest neighborhood bar celebrates democracy with an interactive talent show. Sign up to compete in five different categories and competitions to win the favor of the crowd and be elected Mr. or Ms. St. Matt’s American Idle. A live burlesque cabaret, singing and side acts fill out the night as the election results roll in. 8 p.m. Tuesday; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free; orlandobeergarden.com

Tumbleweed Election Night Comedy Show So many times this election season, we’ve had to laugh just because the only other reaction that would make sense would be to cry. Get your ha-has out during Election Night with the Tom & Dan-affiliated Tumbleweed Comedy Tour as it rolls into downtown’s Frank & Steins. Take advantage of the $4 Red Cypress beer special. You’re gonna need it. 8 p.m. Tuesday; Frank & Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; frankandsteins.com

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesday Election Night Pity Party You’re not the only one who thought that this election cycle resembled the trash-talking antics of the somehow-stillpopular sportstainment spectacle of professional wrestling. Total Punk’s Turnbuckle Tuesday pays homage to classic wrestling and politics both, with classic wrestling matches playing in the front room and election results playing in the bar room at Will’s Pub. Come for the $1 PBRs from 10-11 p.m., stay for the $2 PBRs for the rest of the night. With any luck, you won’t remember the election the next morning. 9 p.m. Tuesday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org

Flaming Lips April 3 at House of Blues Daughter, Nov. 9 at the Beacham

The Doobie Brothers, Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Elle King, Nov. 10 at House of Blues

Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham

Benjamin Francis Leftwich, Nov. 18 at the Social

Blackberry Smoke, Nov. 11 at House of Blues

Bob Dylan, Nov. 22 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Mayday Parade, Nov. 11 at the Social

The Good Life, Nov. 22 at the Social

Ted Leo, Nov. 13 at Will’s Pub

Helmet, Nov. 23 at the Social

Thievery Corporation, Nov. 13 at House of Blues

Gin Wigmore, Nov. 25 at the Social

Tracy Morgan, Nov. 13 at Hard Rock Live Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham Broncho, Nov. 15 at Will’s Pub Neil deGrasse Tyson, Nov. 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center The King Khan & BBQ Show, Nov. 15 at the Social

Nobunny, Nov. 27 at Will’s Pub Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live For Today, Dec. 1 at the Social Black Violin, Dec. 2 at the Plaza Live Dream Theater, Dec. 2 at Hard Rock Live Sage Francis, Dec. 2 at the Social

Stanley Clarke, Dec. 3 at the Plaza Live The B-52s, Dec. 3 at Hard Rock Live The 1975, Dec. 4 at Hard Rock Live Niykee Heaton, Dec. 6 at the Plaza Live Kanye West, Dec. 6 at Amway Center The World Alive, Dec. 7 at the Social

Billy Joel, Jan. 27, 2017, at Amway Center Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center Blind Pilot, Feb. 10, 2017, at the Beacham

Rittz, Dec. 10 at the Social

Dionne Warwick, Feb. 14, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Jodeci, Dec. 11 at House of Blues

The Piano Guys, Feb. 16, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Dec. 17 at Amway Center

Gaelic Storm, Feb. 17, 2017, at the Plaza Live

Jello Biafra, Rev. Horton Heat, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub

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Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Jan. 27, 2017, at the Beacham

Colin Hay, Feb. 20, 2017, at the Plaza Live

Riff Raff, Jan. 13, 2017, at Backbooth

Brian Wilson, March 27, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Mike Doughty, Wheatus, Jan. 19, 2017, at the Social

Flaming Lips, April 3, 2017, at House of Blues

Kathleen Madigan, Jan. 21, 2017, at the Plaza Live

The Damned, May 12, 2017, at House of Blues

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Cult Classics: Idiocracy FILM

Some of us might need a little pick-me-up after the crushing reality of having to choose between Trump and Clinton. Maybe a reminder that the level of ridiculousness in the country could always be worse? Enter Idiocracy, a cult-classic film that takes place in a dystopian future with no curiosity, social responsibility or justice. The film’s protagonist, the proverbially average Joe (Luke Wilson), is put into hibernation and wakes up in the year 2505. The average intelligence of humanity has decreased so much at that point that Joe is now the smartest man on earth, and encounters all sorts of craziness, including a president who is a former pro wrestler, death by monster truck demolition derby, and some very questionable agricultural techniques. Depending on that night’s election results, the movie’s depiction of a country lacking even a modicum of intelligence may hit a bit close to home. – Martina Smith 9:30 p.m. | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | 407-629-0054 | enzian.org | $8

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Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50; 407-934-2583. Julian Bond: Unscripted 8-10 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Jupiter Groove, Locus of Chiron, Cosmic Roots Collective, Kirov 8 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $6; 407-228-0804. NF, Fleurie 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$23; 407-246-1419. Seu Jorge: A Life Aquatic - A Tribute to David Bowie 6:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $37.50$195; 407-648-8363. Straightjacket, Armada, Wicked Playground, Severed Sun, Embers Dawn, Vapid

7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $7; 407-322-7475.

Jacuzzi Boys, the Sh-Booms, Octo Gato, Autarx 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$14.

Triology, Dave Mackenzie 7 pm; Win-Gate Clubhouse, 10722 Gateway Ave.; $15.

La Salsa Vive: Rubén Blades, El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico, Gilberto Santa Rosa, Andy Montañez 6 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $49-$179; 800-745-3000.

True Widow, Mary Lattimore, Set & Setting 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. SUNDAY, NOV. 6

CONCERTS/EVENTS Andy Grammer, Gavin DeGraw 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $37.50$67.50; 407-351-5483. Georgio Valentino & la Société des Mélancoliques 7:30-9 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

Sweet Cambodia, NiceVille, Psychic Disco, Soggy Waffles 5 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171. Wes Morrison & the Stray Hares, Anthony Leon, Will Brack, Prison Wine, Clem McGillicutty 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Yandel, DJ Lobo, Alexis & Fido, De La Ghetto, Gadiel 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney CONTINUED ON PAGE 42

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Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $60-$125; 407-934-2583. MONDAY, NOV. 7

CONCERTS/EVENTS Absinthe Jazz Trio Monday 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Azizi Gibson 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570. Dave LaRue Band, Travis Larson Band, Magic Elf 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Orlando Philharmonic: Once Upon a Symphony Noon; A concert for young patrons featuring works by Beethoven, Mozart, Prokofiev and more. Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $8; 407-2464262; orlandophil.org. TUESDAY, NOV. 8

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bad Luck 5:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Drunk on the Patio: Moonmen From Mars, the Woolly Bushmen, Raising Cadence 8 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $5; 407-354-1577. Great Good Fine OK, Dreamers 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$14; 407-246-1419. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Sabella, Meth Mouth, Broadmoor, Second Death, Nailed Shut, Sinkholes 6:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-270-9104.

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American Buffalo Three smalltime crooks plot to rob a man of his coin collection, including his valuable “Buffalo nickel,” in David Mamet’s 1975 drama. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Truthful Acting Studios, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $20$24; theaterontheedge.org.

Drive; $18; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

The Animatronicans Hit Fringe play about the secret lives of animatronic theme park attractions. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15-$25; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

The God Game Thursday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 & 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $30-$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time Adapted from the best-selling novel. Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75-$103.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org. The Day Before Yesterday Part of Playfest: After Pulse. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$100; orlandoshakes.org. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Wednesday, 1:30 & 7 pm, Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 7 pm, Saturday, 1:30 & 7 pm, Sunday, 1:30 pm; Goldman Theater at Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$40; 407-447-1700. Esperando la Guagua Six people gather every day at a bus stop to wait for public transport. They share their experiences, sorrows, joys and dreams over the course of several years. Saturday, 8:30 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $31.25; drphillipscenter.org. Ever After Four actors play various characters processing a tragedy. Part of Playfest: After Pulse. Sunday, 1 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$100; orlandoshakes.org. Far Away Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 10 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia

The Glass Menagerie Thursdays-Sundays, 8-10 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $21-$28; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Hats: The Musical A clever rhyming script and sweet catchy songs explore all kinds of hats, their uses and the people who wear them. Saturday, 6 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $10; 407-644-1199; cfcarts.com. Holiday Johnny Case finds himself betrothed to a millionaire’s daughter. When her family wants Johnny to settle down to big business, he rebels. FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. Highway 17-92, DeBary; $19; 386-668-5553; gatewaycenterforthearts.org. It Was a Very Good Year: A Tribute to Frank Sinatra Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $25-$30; 386-736-1500; athensdeland.com. Josephine A cabaret dreamplay about the iconic Josephine Baker, the first AfricanAmerican international superstar. Saturday, 8 pm, Monday, 9:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Kristallnacht Community Commemoration An original theater piece based on the life of Teodora Verbitskya, as illustrated in the Two Regimes exhibit. Sunday, 2 & 4 pm; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6280555; holocaustedu.org. La Jaula de las Locas Spanish-language version of La Cage aux Folles, also known as The Birdcage.


Thursday, 9 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Metamorphoses Retelling of ancient myths by the Roman poet Ovid. ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15-$25; 407-937-1800; cfcarts.com. Minneapolis/St.Paul Part of Playfest: After Pulse. Sunday, 1 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$100; orlandoshakes.org. Monday Night Cabaret: Mickey Layman - Grin & Bear It Cabaret performance. Monday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

[MUSIC] Red Elvises Wednesday at Will’s Pub

PHOTO BY JOHANNES ANDERSEN

Motherlands Part of Playfest: After Pulse. Saturday, 4:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$100; orlandoshakes.org.

7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10-$100; orlandoshakes.org. Rock the Presidents SaturdaySunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com. Stuart Little Saturday, 1:30 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $14-$18; 407-447-1700.

COMEDY Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; letsmakeitathing.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Sexy Liberal Comedy Tour Stephanie Miller, the wildly popular national progressive talk star, comes to big screens across the nation on the eve of Election Day 2016. Monday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Sommore Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Tumbleweed Election Night Comedy Show Presented by A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan. Hosted by Ross McCoy. Tuesday, 8-11 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230.

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DANCE Ballet Fedotov: Giselle Saturday, 7 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $25-$35; 407-896-7365; russianballetalafaya.com. Bolshoi Ballet: The Bright Stream Comic ballet about swapped gender roles on a collective farm Performed and captured live from the Bolshoi Ballet in Moscow. Sunday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $19.27; fathomevents.com. Orlando Ballet: Uncorked Tuesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $30-$50; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS 1st Thursdays: Cultural Frontline! This show investigates what local artists have to say about issues of today’s world. This highlights topics such as sustainability, climate change, war, human rights and more. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-8964231 ext. 232; omart.org. Art Night Out: Limitless Lino – Explorations of Block Printing Discover the fabulous possibilities of linoleum block printing and spend the evening designing, carving and printing relief surfaces. Tuesday, 6-8:30 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407.896.4231 ext. 261; omart.org. Art Sandwiched In: Wanda Raimundi-Ortiz The performance and installation artist shares her process and experiences creating her recent installation at the National Museum of Mexican Art. Friday, noon; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $3; 407-896-4231. Audrey Phillips: Open Abstract watercolor paintings from the native Floridian artist. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through Nov. 26; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

Downtown Clermont Art Festival Juried outdoor art festival. Saturday-Sunday; Downtown Clermont, Montrose and Eighth streets, Clermont; free; clermontdowntown partnership.com. Goodbye A Place The final pop-up exhibition at Time Waste Management’s A Place Gallery. Saturday, 8 pm; A Place Gallery, 649 N. Mills Ave.; free; timewastemanagement.org. Orlando Drink & Draw Join Thomas Thorspecken to practice your sketching at bars around town. Monday, 7 pm; Dexter’s of Winter Park, 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407629-1150; dexwine.com. POP! Art Show Bright, colorful pieces from local artists. Opens Wednesday, 7-10 pm, through Dec. 31; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Selected Fine Art Faculty Exhibition Group exhibition from art faculty at Valencia College. Opens Thursday, 6-8 pm, through Dec. 16; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Stories from the Village Art about Audubon Park and Lake Forest Park including all new work by Kimberly Mathis and Richard Reep. Opens Friday, 6-9 pm, through Dec. 2; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407408-4953; richardreep.com. Studio One: Found Object Monoprints Use found materials to create multi-layered, colorful monoprints on paper. Saturday, noon; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $25; 407-896-4231. Susanna Richter Helman & Mark Helman: Weatherscapes Inspired by Op Art and sculpture from the Bauhaus movement, these hand-made, wireless, back-lit collages are displayed in a dimly lit room and are created using hundreds of lights. Opens Saturday, 4-7 pm, through Dec. 17; Alt_Space

Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-4231753.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK Classicism From Two Continents Through Nov. 20; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; free; henaocenter.com. The Conversation Continues Through Jan. 1, 2017; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; omart.org. Dia de los Muertos & Monster Factory Through Nov. 12; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-648-7060. Doug Safranek: Both Sides of the Bridge Through Jan. 8, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Dr. Seuss: Unorthodox Taxidermy Exhibit Through Nov. 6; Pop Gallery, Disney Springs, 1780 Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista; free; 407-827-8200; popgalleryorlando.com. Ernest Trova: Visionary Through Jan. 8, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Familiar Mysteries Through Nov. 27; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com. Francis Luis Mora: A Legacy Reconsidered Through Jan. 8, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Gallery Talks Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 321-363-4406; omart.org. CONTINUED ON PAGE 46

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Gamerz Only Through Nov. 12; Thai Purple Orchid Café and Grocery, 9318 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-203-3891; thaipurpleorchidcafe.com. Getting the Water Right: The Culture and Politics of Water in the Everglades Through Feb. 4, 2017; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Happy Hour Tour of the Alfond Inn Wednesday, 5:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407998-8090; cfam.rollins.edu. Historic Threads Through Feb. 10, 2017; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. In the Light of Naples: The Art of Francesco de Mura Through Dec. 18; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. John Petrey | Derek Gores: Marking 40 Years of the Rotary Arts Festival Through Dec. 31; Art & History Museums Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. La Diaspora Through Nov. 6; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com.

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Life Drawing Wednesdays, 6:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. Luce Sky Through Nov. 27; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Natvar Bhavsar: The Dimension of Color Through Jan. 15, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. North and South: Photographs of U.S. Route 1 Through Feb. 4, 2017; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Perspectives and Objectives Through Nov. 12; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free. Roger Ballen: In Retrospect - Snap Through Dec. 17; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Roger Ballen: In Retrospect - Daytona Through Dec. 12; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Seeking an Enemy Through Nov. 12; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Spinning Yarn: Storytelling Through Southern Art Through Jan. 14, 2017; Crealde School

of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Stranger Things Art Show Through Nov. 6; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. SVAD Faculty 2016 Through Dec. 9; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu. This Side of Modernism: Twentieth-Century American and British Artists Through Dec. 18; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Three American Sculptors: Alice Aycock | Deborah Butterfield | Barbara Sorensen Through Jan. 8, 2017; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Two Regimes Through Jan. 6, 2017; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6280555; holocaustedu.org. UCF Flying Horse Editions: The Art of Collaboration Through Nov. 12; Atlantic Center for the Arts, 1414 Art Center Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-6975; atlanticcenterforthearts.org. CONTINUED ON PAGE 49


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Water Trouble: A Photographic Essay by Barbara Neijna Through Nov. 13; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; free; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org.

EVENTS American Idle Sign up to compete in games for prizes from Fairvilla, free drinks and the title of Mr. or Ms. Matt’s American Idle. Tuesday, 8 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Artborne November Release Party Orlando’s newest arts publication celebrates the release of its fifth issue with food, drinks, music and art. Saturday, 6-9 pm; The District at Mills 50, 1221 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-6013363; artbornemagazine.com. BBQ on the Boulevard The Orlando Economic Development Commission hosts this annual evening of food and networking. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Orlando EDC, 301 E. Pine St.; $45-$55; 407-4227159; orlandoedc.com.

Beer, Bacon & BBQ Festival Sample more than 40 different beers along with bacon and barbecue-inspired dishes from area restaurants. Food sold separately. Saturday, 2-7 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; $25-$40; 407-5718863; baconandbbq.com. Cindy Kaza A clairvoyant medium shares her gifts with the audience. Thursday; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. DeLand Original Music Festival Original music in a wide array of genres from over 170 local and regional acts on 28 stages. Saturday, 1 pm-1 am; Downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard, DeLand; $10-$15; ssa.cc. Election Night With Randy Rainbow The YouTube sensation hosts either a Hillary Clinton victory celebration or a Donald Trump disaster preparedness seminar. Tuesday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $29; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Elixir Mixer Vote for your favorite craft cocktail as local mixologists compete in this bartending competition. Saturday, 2-4 pm; Eden Bar at the Enzian, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-629-1088. Equality Florida Greater Orlando Gala Live entertainment, a silent art auction, an open bar, refreshments and Equality Florida award honorees. Equality Florida is dedicated to securing full equality for Florida’s lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender community. Friday, 8-11 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $100; 407-896-4231; eqfl.org. Fiesta in the Park Annual festival featuring art and craft venfors, kids activities, live music, food vendors and more. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; 407-8550606; fiestainthepark.com. Fossil Fair Market with fossils, rocks, minerals, gems, children’s dig pit, silent auctions, educational exhibits, books, supplies and more. Saturday, 9 am-5 pm, Sunday, CONTINUED ON PAGE 50

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10 am-4 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $4; 407-699-9274; floridafossilhunters.com. Furball Pet Alliance Orlando’s annual gala. Featuring Animal Hero Awards, silent and live auctions, food and an open bar. Saturday, 6-10 pm; Rosen Shingle Creek Resort, 9939 Universal Blvd.; $175; 407-2481744; petallianceorlando.org.

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Starter Studio: Demo Day A Shark Tank-inspired event where eight tech startups take the stage and pitch their ideas. Wednesday, 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $19; drphillipscenter.org. Thornton Park Car Show Family-friendly car show with a 50/50 mix of classic and muscle cars. Saturday, noon-3 pm; Thornton Park District, 10 N Summerlin Ave.; free. Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesday Election Night Pity Party Election Night party with wrestling videos, giveaways and drink specials. Tuesday, 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Vintage Fair & Flea Market Recurring market with vintage finds and food. Saturday, 9 am-2 pm; Elks Lodge No. 1079, 12 N. Primrose Drive; free; 407-678-0943.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. The Hidden Continent: Alien Bodies Queer writers, artists and performers explore themes of otherness and alienation. Saturday, 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; free. The Lovely Story Time Rotating readers tell stories to children ages 0-5 for this weekly event. Mondays, 9:3011:30 am; The Lovely, 2906 Corrine Drive; free; 407-2707729; bookmarkitorlando.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Orlando Story Club: Origins Stories about beginnings. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.

S.A.F.E. Words Athena Arena Poetry Slam Semi-Finals Poetry slam semi-finals. Thursday, 8-11 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. There Will Be Words and/or Doom Writers reading stories based on what the world looks like when you make a terrible decision. Afterwards, patrons move to different locations to watch the votes being counted and hopeFlorida doesn’t fuck this up. Tuesday, 7-8:30 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; therewillbewords.com. Write-In Bring a laptop or notebook for quiet writing time alongside other wordsmiths. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Winter Garden Library, 805 E. Plant St., Winter Garden; free; 407-877-4975; ocls.info. Writing Workshop: Creating Characters with Skin Workshop focusing on creating realistic dialogue. Saturday, 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

SPORTS Orlando Magic vs. Sacramento Kings NBA basketball. Thursday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $9$135; 800-745-3000. Orlando Magic vs. Washington Wizards NBA basketball. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12$164; 800-745-3000. Walk With Compassion Non-competitive walk with interactive activities to raise awareness of childhood poverty. Saturday, 8:30 am; Blue Jacket Park, 2501 General Rees Ave.; free; 407-246-3072; walkwithcompassion.com. Yoga in Lake Eola Park Weekly yoga group taught by Amanda Reh. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. n


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I’m a 41-year-old male who looks like the tall, strong, professional, alpha-male type on the outside. On the inside, though, I would like to find a strong, confident woman who wants a cuckolding relationship – she sleeps with other men, while I am faithful and submissive to her. There must be women out there who would love to have a loving, doting boyfriend or husband waiting at home while they go out with other men, but I tend to attract women who want the alpha-male type. What can I do to find – or attract – the kind of woman I’m interested in? Or should I go in for vanilla dating and then have a discussion about cuckolding after we’ve started having sex? Another Lad Pursuing Humiliating Action “Most women, even dominant women, are still looking for guys who look like they ‘kick ass and take names’ in every other aspect of their lives,” says FleeMarket, one of the moderators of r/cuckold on Reddit. “As for how to find dominant women, I see a lot of submissive guys on various websites – OkCupid, Reddit, Tinder, FetLife – and something they don’t understand is that women looking for sex or love online tend to get buried in unsolicited PMs from thirsty guys. That makes it hard to find that one respectful PM from a guy like our letter-writer here. The signal gets lost in the noise.” Before we get to some practical advice for ALPHA, a quick word about the term “cuck.” While it has long been an affectionate/horny term embraced by self-identified cuckold fetishists, the alt-right has attempted to turn “cuck” into a term of abuse, hurling it at any straight white man who gives a shit about racial justice, police brutality and the plight of undocumented immigrants. In an effort to wrest “cuck” back from the bigots, and to mark the waning days of the Trump campaign, I’m dedicating this week’s column to “cuck” as properly understood: a guy who wants his partner to sleep with other men. So, ALPHA, how can you attract a woman who wants a cuck? “What’s worked for me is using the internet not to find people but to find kinky events where dominant women gather in real life,” said FleeMarket. “I’m on my second openly dominant female partner in four years, both of whom I met at kinky parties. The events are usually listed on FetLife, and you usually have to attend a munch first to demonstrate that you’re not a dingus who can’t follow the rules or a psycho who doesn’t care about them.” You will find a lot of advice for wannabe cucks on r/cuckold, most offered in response to men trying to talk their vanilla wives or girlfriends into cuckolding them. But you’re as likely to read stories of failure (she said no, absolutely not, never) as you are to read success stories (she’s fucking other guys, and here, with her OK, is the video).

“As much effort and time as getting into the kinky community takes, it’s still easier than trying to turn a vanilla woman kinky,” said FleeMarket. “He shouldn’t ‘lead with his kink.’ If a woman asks him what his interests are, mention it, but dial down the excitement level. These ladies deal with a lot of creeps, and it’s easy to scare them off. Basically: Be in the right place, treat the women there with respect, and get to know them as people first.”

ner sleeping with someone else for the first time – in front of you or not – can be a lot more intense than the fantasy, and you should definitely take things slow the first time. “There’s the ‘baby steps approach,’ i.e., just flirting with or kissing the other guy (whether in front of him or not) and then seeing how he reacts,” says FleeMarket. “Or telling him that you slept with the other guy, when you really didn’t – just to see how he takes it. Then there’s jumping in with both feet and getting a hotel room and a few drinks with this other guy before taking both men up to your room.” Whatever you decide, OHWOW, FleeMarket recommends having a plan in place in case things/feels/dicks go wrong. “Use the traffic-light system,” says FleeMarket. “Things getting too intense? Say ‘yellow’ to slow the play down. Someone getting upset? Say ‘red’ to stop the play and all three of you can talk. It’s always better if everyone understands it’s OK to call a stop to play if you need to.”

My ex-three-exes-ago was a cuckold. I swore I would never date another cuckold after he blew up at me for not cheating on him juuuuuust right. I was just a prop, and I came to hate him. I also hated you, Dan, because he raised the subject by giving me some of your columns to read. Fast-forward five years, and my brand-new boyfriend tells me being cuckolded is his ultimate fantasy. I literally started to cry. He held me, he apologized on behalf of all cuckolds everywhere, we laughed and then he dropped it. He didn’t pressure me, and about a year later, we gave it a try on his birthday. It turns out my boyfriend – fiancé now – is much better at this kink than my ex was. He’s open and honest, he communicates constructively, and he was willing to step outside his comfort zone to accommodate my needs. (He wanted the other guys to be strangers, but I need to know someone before letting him in my body.) I have a regular thing with an ex-FWB, and sex with my cuck is frequent and hot. Things couldn’t be better. So I’m not mad at you anymore, Dan! All is forgiven! Cheating Happily Ever After, Thanks!

I just came across the word “wittol.” It means “a man who knows, condones and even encourages his wife’s enjoyment of coitus with another man or men; a contented cuckold.” Considering the frequency with which cuckolding comes up and your influence on language, I thought you might want to know. He’s Expanding Lexicon Perpetually Discontent is a big part of the cuckolding kink, HELP, as cuckolds get off on feeling humiliated and jealous. So I’m not sure “wittol” quite works. But if the alt-right white supremacists succeed in making “cuck” synonymous with “race traitor,” maybe cucks will switch to “wittol.” But don’t give up without a fight, cucks!

Congrats on your upcoming wedding, CHEAT! And ALPHA? It would appear some vanilla women can be turned. I’m a straight woman who’s about to cuck my man. We’re trying to figure out if my first sexual encounter with another guy should be in front of him or not. He says he doesn’t care; he’s excited either way. I am so nervous, but it’s a good nervous. We have been monogamous until now. I know you say to take it slow. But when it comes to cuckolding, does slow mean “Only kiss the other guy in front of him the first time” or “Tell him about the other guy I kissed”? P.S. It’ll be more than kissing either way! On Him Watching Or Waiting

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“Everybody’s different,” says FleeMarket. “There are guys who love being left at home while she goes out on a ‘date,’ there are guys who love being in the house/hotel but not in the room, there are guys who want to be in the room watching or participating. But as far as whether you should dip your toe in or jump in with both feet, there is no ‘right way,’ only what’s right for you two.” That said, OHWOW, the reality of a partorlandoweekly.com

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Legal/Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2016-CA- 00108514- H-W HMC ASSETS, LLC SOLELY IN ITS CAPACITY AS SEPARATE TRUSTEE OF CAM XIV TRUST, Plaintiff,v. CHRISTOPHER DIPRETORO, et al., Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Order dated October 24, 2016, entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Eighteenth Judicial Circuit, in and for Seminole County, Florida, Case No. 2016-CA- 001085-14- H-W, in which HMC ASSETS LLC SOLELY IN ITS CAPACITY AS SEPARATE TRUSTEE OF CAM XIV TRUST, is Plaintiff, and Christopher Dipretoro, Defendants, and any and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described, the Clerk will sell the following described property situated in Seminole County, Florida: LOT 18, BLOCK H, SKY LARK SUBDIVISION, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 17, PAGES 84 AND 85, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 1514 Sparrow St., Longwood, FL 32750. Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto at public sale, to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 am on the 6th day of December, 2016, to be held in Room S201 of the Seminole County Courthouse at: 301 North Park Ave., Sanford, FL 32771. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 25th day of October, 2016. /S/ Jason R. Hawkins, CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@ southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen.com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STRADA SERVICES INC., of 3400 ST. JOHNS PARKWAY, SANFORD, FL 32771, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: ONE STOP ELECTRICAL It is the intent of the undersigned to register “ONE STOP ELECTRICAL” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/25/16

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-475 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.M. DOB 10/14/2014, J.M. DOB: 05/09/2013, Minor Children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Jacquelyn Anne Rawding Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on December 6, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 27th day of October, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Kimberly Andre, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 45283, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA CASE NO: DP14-475 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.M. DOB 10/14/2014, J.M. DOB: 05/09/2013, Minor Children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Jesse Lee Martinez Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on December 6, 2016, at 9:30 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 27th day of October, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Kimberly Andre, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 45283, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 - Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Carrie Sutherland, of 2582 Maguire Rd, Suite 262, Ocoee, FL 34761, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Full Disclosure Inspections It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Full Disclosure Inspections” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/26/16

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Ameriprise Financial Services, Inc., of 1098 Ameriprise Financial Ctr., Minneapolis, MN 55474-0010, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Dreamscape Wealth Advisors It is the intent of the undersigned to register Dreamscape Wealth Advisors with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/27/16

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO: 2016-CA- 006893-O BCG VENTURES II, LLC, Plaintiff, vs. ANTHONY MALTESE; et al; Defendants NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Mortgage Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Orange County, Florida, Case No. 2016-CA- 006893-O, in which, BCG VENTURES II, LLC, Inc., Plaintiff and ANTHONY MALTESE; UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF ANTHONY MALTESE; together with any heirs, devisees, grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, or trustees of said defendant(s), and all other persons claiming by, through, under or against defendants; MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC., AS NOMINEE FOR IMPAC FUNDING CORPORATION; ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA; ORANGE COUNTY CODE ENFORCEMENT; ANY UNKNOWN TENANT IN POSSESSION Defendant(s), and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described on the following described property in Orange County, Florida: LOTS 3 AND 4, BLOCK E, FAIRVIEW GARDENS, ACCORDING TO THE MAP OR PLAT THEREOF, AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK K, PAGE(S) 39, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Orange County Clerk of Court will offer the above-referenced real property at public sale to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m., on the 17th day of November, 2016 at www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose. com. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 24 day of October, 2016. /s/ CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@ southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen.com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Joysticks Orlando L.L.C., Unit 43 will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on November 12 at 9:00 AM. Property consists of household and miscellaneous items. Sale to be held at premises of South Pinecastle Mini-Warehouse, 6440 Pinecastle Boulevard, Orlando, FL 32809

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2015-CA- 007110-O VENTURES TRUST 2013-I- H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC ITS TRUSTEE, Plaintiff, v. MERCEDES THOMPSON; et al., Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Orange County, Florida, Case No. 2015-CA-007110-O in which VENTURES TRUST 2013-IH-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC ITS TRUSTEE, is the Plaintiff, and Mercedes Thompson, Defendant, and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the Property herein, situated in Orange County, Florida described as follows: Lot 45, less the East 1/2 foot, Killarney Circle, according to the map or plat thereof, as recorded in Plat Book K, Page(s) 22, of the Public Records of Orange County, Florida. Property Address: 2644 Beverly Ave, Winter Park, FL 32789 Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Orange County Clerk of Court will offer the above-referenced property at public sale, to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m. on the 27th day of February, 2017, at www.myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 27th day of October, 2016. /s/ Jason R. Hawkins, CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@ southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen.com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on November 13, 2016 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 05 NISSAN 5N1BV28U25N116609 05 DODGE 1D4GP45RX5B180983 02 JAG SAJEA53C62WC46898 05 VOLVO YV1MS382452080539 06 MERZ WDBUF56J56A899050.


IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA NAVY FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v. MASAMI K. BAILEY; UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF MASAMI K. BAILEY; UNKNOWN PARTY IN POSSESSION 1; UNKNOWN PARTY IN POSSESSION 2, Defendants. CASE NO.: 2015-CA- 002311-MF NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE NOTICE is hereby given that, Armando Ramirez, Clerk of the Circuit Court of Osceola County, Florida, will on the 6 th day of December, 2016, at 11:00 a.m. ET, at Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 2600, Room 2602, Kissimmee, Florida 34741, in accordance with Chapter 45, F.S., offer for sale and sell at public outcry to the highest and best bidder for cash, the following described property situated in Osceola County, Florida, to wit: LOT 25, FOX RUN, ACCORDING TO MAP OR PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 8, PAGES 51 AND 52, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA. Property Address: 2072 Live Oak Boulevard, St. Cloud, FL 34771 pursuant to the Final Judgment of Mortgage Foreclosure entered in a case pending in said Court, the style and case number of which is set forth above. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the Lis Pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in a court proceeding or event, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, FL 34741, (407) 7422417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving notification if the time before the scheduled court appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. SUBMITTED on this 25th day of October, 2016. SIROTE & PERMUTT, P.C. /s/ Anthony R. Smith, Esq., FL Bar #157147, Kathryn I. Kasper, Esq., FL Bar #621188 Attorneys for Plaintiff. OF COUNSEL: Sirote & Permutt, P.C., 1115 East Gonzalez Street, Pensacola, FL 32503, Toll Free: (800) 826-1699, Facsimile: (850) 462-1599.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Colton O’Dwyer, of 2020 Lauren Road, Apopka FL, 32703, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Category3 Studios It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Category3 Studios” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/24/16

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea CASE NO.: DP15-125 IN THE INTEREST OF: M.G.W. DOB: 08/03/2013; O.J.W. DOB: 08/03/2013; P.E.M.W. DOB:11/07/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Landen Sparks, Address unknown., WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 21st day of November, 2016, at 10:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/ THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 4th day of October, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of:Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 56020, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Stacy.mcduffie@myflfamilies.com.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STRADA SERVICES INC., of 3400 ST. JOHNS PARKWAY, SANFORD, FL 32771, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: STRADA ELECTRIC & SECURITY It is the intent of the undersigned to register “STRADA ELECTRIC & SECURITY” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/25/16

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP15-344 IN THE INTEREST OF: D.J. DOB: 04/23/2015, A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: TIANA DECOTIS, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on DECEMBER 1, 2016 at 10:00 a.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 18th day of October, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Crystal Mincey, Esquire, FBN: 89158, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, Crystal.Mincey@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Rochelle Marrero, Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STRADA SERVICES INC., of 3400 ST. JOHNS PARKWAY, SANFORD, FL 32771, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: STRADA SECURITY It is the intent of the undersigned to register “STRADA SECURITY” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/25/16

NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on, Monday the 7th day of November , thru, the 14th day of November 2016 at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit #, Contents: Christopher Braxton Jr., 244, Mattress-toys-household items Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the, 2nd day of November and the 9th day of November 2016.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1995 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG12K8TU708529 1958 Nissan VIN# 1N6ND01Y2FC351883 2005 Pontiac VIN# 2G2WP522751270909 2002 Toyota VIN# 1NXBR12E82Z633740 1991 Cadillac VIN# 1G6KS53B6MU822722 1998 Kia VIN# KNAFB1210W5710797 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on November 16, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STRADA SERVICES INC., of 3400 ST. JOHNS PARKWAY, SANFORD, FL 32771, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: DEL AIR ELECTRICAL It is the intent of the undersigned to register “DEL AIR ELECTRICAL” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. orlandoweekly.com Dated: 10/25/16

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NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on Nov. 25, 2016 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2012 CHEV. VIN# 1G1ZC5E02CF191578 Lien Amt: $7,149.14 2007 CHEV. VIN# 1GNDT13S872244349 Lien Amt: $6,947.77 ●

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Legal/Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 23rd, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32825 (407) 380-0046 #514 Jerome Saldana – clothes, boxes, bedding, household items. #414 Carolyn Bowden – clothes, workout piece, bed, household items, furniture. #543 Kerone Peters –household items, boxes, furniture. #1343 Ian Smith-Fuentes – bed, couch, love seat, dressers, boxes, household items. #1201 Lisa Hartman – misc, household items, kitchen, x-mas deco. #913 Tenant Released – household items, boxes, furniture, electronics. #1016 Tenant Released - household items, boxes, furniture, electronics. #1018 Tenant Released - household items, boxes, furniture, electronics 4:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Road Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 637-1360 #0866 Christa M. Edwards-Household Goods, #0416 Ken Joyner-Household Goods, #0256 Tawanna OatmanHousehold Goods, #0112 LaShant Hawkins-Household Goods, #0744 Angel Carson- 4 Bedroom House 2:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 2631 E. Semoran Blvd Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 818-1681 #2222 Shea Jonnette- Household Goods #1223 Jesse Maddox- Household Goods #1230 Danielle PedrosoHousehold Goods #3078 Robert Black-Household Goods #1105 Tracey Burley- Household Goods #3048 Shannon Black- Household Goods #1306 Riggins Tina- Household Goods #2270 Kathleen MillsHousehold Goods #2279 Candido Peralta Jr- Household Goods #3075 Kyle Ahrendt- Household Goods #2121 Nicole PinnockHousehold Goods #1310 Foster Prince- Household Goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 831 North Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 #2702 Vincent L Taylor-Household Goods, #1021 Richard Snow- Household Items, #2509 Michael Stewart- Household Goods, #2024 Carl Anthony Clarkee- Household Goods Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien Sale to be held online ending Wednesday, November 9, 2016. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #317-Isaiah Dipini; #341-Lilliam Agosto; #422-Ricardo Dasilva; #511-Orlando Ruben Figueroa-Remus; #575-Kevin Jerome Montague #588-Diane Ray MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 10:30AM: #0047-Carlton, Janice Sistrunk; #0055-Osborne, Daniel; #0123-Zubarik, Scott; #0127-Dann, Benjamin; #0132-Zubarik, Scott; #0191-Nixon, Nancy PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:30AM: #0366-Fox, David Allen; # 0603-Oravec,Russell James; #0734-Hansen, Michael Andrew; #803-Wheeler, Lamont; #0940-Oravec,Russell James; Fairview Mini Storage - 4211 North Orange Blossom Trail. Orlando, 32804 #B24-Alverseau, Jocelyn; PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 12:00PM: #78-Damein D Burnett; #81-Nerilia Laurent; #107-Krystal A Odom; #126-Aisha A Snow; #136-Ebony L Smith; #206-Charles A James; #288-Janice Hill; #295Deon T Johnson; #305-Mark W Middlebrooks Jr;#327-Vergenia F Hair; #383-Perry Lettsome; #439-Angelica T Simpson; #459-Ashley R Ferrell; #461-Joseph M Diaz Cabeza; #502-Destiny R Ellis; #537-Octavia V Peterson; #544-Florrie L Yancey; #553-Joe L Oliver; #584-Kietta M Gamble; #586-Sammy Gamble.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STRADA SERVICES INC., of 3400 ST. JOHNS PARKWAY, SANFORD, FL 32771, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: STRADA ELECTRIC It is the intent of the undersigned to register “STRADA ELECTRIC” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/25/16

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 23rd, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 13125 S. John Young Pkwy Orlando, FL. 32837 (407)240-0958#408-Ralph Martinez-Boxes, personal items, #500-Vincent C. Booker-Furniture, #1092-Davita/Celebration- Inventory, #123-Hazel Powell-Household Items, #720-Garvey JohnsonPiano, cabinets, #450-Dalila RheaFurniture, #822-Dunell JacksonTables, Chairs, #187-Tal’lese Nate Williams-Home items, #1100-Tatiana Santiago-Household Items, #636-David I Ortiz-Home items, #1106-Lyle Bastian-Household Items, #158-Abdul Qureshi-Household items, #653-Sidnee BaggettBoxes and house hold items, #1076A-Brett Cook-Home items. 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at 5753 Hoffner Avenue Orlando, FL. 32822 (407)212-5890 #1038-Quijano Marcos-Household goods, #1499-Katherina Santana-Household goods, #1444-Guadalupe Aileen Janet-Household goods, #5015-Carlos Torres-Household goods, #5037-Jorge BorbonHousehold goods, #1427-Kathy Rene- Household goods, #1251-Daron Figueroa-Household goods, #1221-Vladlen DvorkinHousehold goods, #9014-Jacqueline Valencia-Household goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, STRADA SERVICES INC., of 3400 ST. JOHNS PARKWAY, SANFORD, FL 32771, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: DEL AIR SECURITY It is the intent of the undersigned to register “DEL AIR SECURITY” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 10/25/16

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: November 25th, 2016 at the times and locations listed below. The

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personal goods stored therein by the following: 9:30a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee 34761 (407) 877-0191 #D254- Heriberto Silva-Furniture #E331-Deborah Wright-3 bedroom house #A029Ruthie Williams-Household goods #D262-Ester Desir-Household Goods and Funiture #B120-Rebecca Groff-Tv, Bedroom Set, Dresser, Hosuehold Items #C183-Sean Jeffries-Furniture, appliances and boxes #F385-Stephanie PrescottHousehold items #B137-Cherry Bess-Gay- Household #D275-Latavious Shepard-Household items #B129-Jamie Luckett-Household items 11:00a.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5603 Metrowest Blvd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-0867 #08025 Gregory Davis hsehold/personal; #08037 Wendy Martin hsehold goods; #02233 Hope Smith hsehold furniture, items etc; #02051 Shawn Richardson, Radiant BVarrier Insulation;#08004 Tammi Griffin personal property; #04011 Petric Castillo hsehold goods; #02006 Gary Larochelle boxes, papers, kitchen items, computers; #08021 Irma Mercado hsehold furniture, items etc; #02008 Sharesa Thompson personal, clothing; ; 04041 Willia Browning (Peter Sean Jensen; Capital One Auto Finance, 2000 Jaguar car XK-2door vin# SAJJA41C9YNA01121, hsehold items 12:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 5592 L. B. McLeod Rd. Orlando, Fl. 32811 (407) 445-2709 #887 Asha Jiawan- Household Goods #885 William Van III- Clothes #134 Najee Abdullah-Household Goods #881 Ten 55 Productions Inc –Household Goods #284 Kathy Simpson – Household Goods #375 Dandrea Ikner – Household #780 Ten 55 Productions Inc –Furniture #726 Vonda Lewis– Household Goods #612 Roderick Haynes– Household Goods 3:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804 (407) 650-9033 #202 Keron Decoteau – Fridge, Stove, Dresser, Couch, Boxes; #305 Delilah Ochoa – Dresser, Boxes, TV; #775 Brandon Harris – Bike, Books; #727 Katia Cil – Household goods 4:00p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando. Fl. 32810 (407) 539-0527 #3013 Vashon Moore – Boxes, Clothes, Totes, Tool Box, Shelves, Lamps, Keyboard, Luggage. #2093 Kim Shepard– Chair, Computer/Monitor, Boxes, Office Chair, File Cabinet, Shelves. #2175 Kim Shepard- Dresser, Table, Boxes, Totes. #2128 Jessyca Carr -Printer, Books, Boxes, Totes, Chair, Keyboard. #2098 Barbara Davis - Bags, Bicycle, Clothes, Totes, Grill, Bike Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on November 18, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2004 Hyundai, Vin#KMHCG35C34U289611; 2001 Cadillac, Vin#1G6KD54Y51U178879; 1996 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA21D5TT139716; 2008 Chrysler, Vin#1C3LC65M18N180224; 2006 Dodge, Vin#2B3KA43G36H222592; 1999 Nissan, Vin#JN1CA21D5XT823719; 2004 Saab, Vin#YS3FB45S741056113; 1992 Toyota, Vin#JT2SK13E9N0070743; 2007 Mazda, Vin#JM1BK34L771661926; 2003 Nissan, Vin#3N1CB51D53L779816; 2010 Toyota, Vin#1NXBU4EE1AZ343849; 2001 Lincoln, Vin#1LNHM83W41Y639566; 2000 KIA, Vin#KNAFB1214Y5816396; 2005 Nissan, Vin#1N4AL11D25C226894; 1998 Subaru, Vin#JF1GF4857WG808789; 2015 Zhejtang, Vin#LEHTCB132FR500022; 2013 Kawasaki, Vin#JKAZXCJ11DA016343; 2003 Volkswagen, Vin#WVWRH63B83P092664; 2006 Toyota, Vin#JTDKB20U063140848; 2004 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1WF55E749276450; 2007 Dodge, Vin#2D4GP44L97R105886; 2004 Chevrolet, Vin#1GNDS13S942252247; 2002 Volkswagen, Vin#WVWPD63B02P069705; 1999 Dodge, Vin#3B7KC23Z1XG197725; 2000 Toyota, Vin#1NXBR12E4YZ411625; 1995 Chevrolet, Vin#1GCDM19W8SB128951; 1998 Hyundai, Vin#KMHJF24M0WU665764; 2007 Honda, Vin#5FNRL38757B423492; 1995 Honda, Vin#JHMCD5651SC025409; 2001 Saturn, Vin#1G8JU52F21Y571591; 1995 Ford, Vin#1FMDU34X4SZB27181; 2008 Toyota, Vin#JTDBT923881294104; 2003 Mercedes-benz, Vin#4JGAB57E63A430557; 1995 Stoughton, Vin#1DW1A5325SS953347.

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