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Florida Group Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor in Chief Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writers Monivette Cordeiro, Xander Peters Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Contributors Peg Aloi, Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, Jason Ferguson, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Joey Roulette, Moriah Russo, Leah Sandler, Steve Schneider, Madeleine Scott, Nicolette Shurba Editorial Interns Linzie Lawton, Shayla Phillips, Gunnar Shuler

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Advertising Director of Sales Jeff Kruse Major Accounts Specialist Leslie Egan Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Multimedia Account Executives Scott Navarro, Scotty Spar Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz Account Manager Danielle Lebron Marketing and Events Marketing and Events Manager Rachel Hoyle Events and Promotions Coordinator Kevin Ruane Marketing Interns Kelsey Stidham, Hayley Ullman Creative Services Art Director Melissa McHenry Production Manager Daniel Rodriguez Graphic Designer Justin “SKIP” Skipper

Cover photo of Arcadian Broad by Michael Cairns, courtesy Orlando Ballet; inside cover story photos by Rob Bartlett

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NEWS + FEATURES

9 Your Words Readers react to blog posts and stories from the April 25 issue

FOOD + DRINK

37 Psychedelic polemics

21 Tung twisted

The Brian Jonestown Massacre will never bore you

Brothers Johnny and Jimmy Tung give their old tapas joint the taco treatment at Chela

37 Picks This Week

Tampa’s Taco Bus is coming to the UCF side of town, Rubio’s Coastal Grill closes in Winter Park, plus more in our weekly food roundup

11 ICYMI

Phone 407-377-0400 Fax 407-377-0420

UCF linebacker Shaquem Griffin was drafted by the Seattle Seahawks last week, making him the first one-handed athlete in NFL history

News you may have missed in the past week

13 The future is now

MUSIC

21 Tip Jar

9 “This Modern World”

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23 Remix The Tom Collins undergoes a summery switcheroo in this month’s recipe

Great live music rattles Orlando every night of the week

39 This Little Underground Ministry return to rip Trump a new one onstage; Chelsea Wolfe finds her dark groove; Raglan Road is a bastion of Irish culture

25 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

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ARTS + CULTURE

FILM 31 The modern Mary Poppins Tully puts a new spin on nannies

14 Wunderkind? Prodigy? Unicorn? Orlando Ballet’s Arcadian Broad rejects labels

19 Live Active Cultures The new “Fast & Furious: Supercharged” attraction might be Universal’s biggest misstep of the decade

31 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

35 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: Overboard and more

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Readers react to blog posts and stories from the April 25 issue. On April 25, we published a story on a new study by GasBuddy.com that ranks Florida eighth among the country’s most aggressive drivers. The study looked at data from tens of millions of trips from December 2017 to March 2018, noting the frequency of aggressive events while driving like speeding, hard braking or rapid acceleration. @Tammy Rock Because drivers in Florida suck! Let’s go 45 in the fast lane on I-4. How hard is it to get over? Then you have those people that stop to turn and not use their blinkers. I could go on and on. @Mike Robinson Keep in mind that Florida gets like 100 million visitors a year from everywhere. But local drivers have no shame. @Doug Tirschel And they do it while texting and eating a Big Mac ... On April 26, we reported that Clickhole, the Buzzfeed-like department

of The Onion, had posted a series of fake tweets from SeaWorld claiming the park no longer cares about attendance and is just going to see “how fat they can get a dolphin.” The headline read, before claiming to have satirically laid off its PR person: “SeaWorld Has Realized People Will Be Mad At It No Matter What It Does So It’s Just Going To See How Fat It Can Make A Dolphin Before It Goes Bankrupt.” @Chris Hawk Screw SeaWorld. Let them make money off rollercoasters and rides instead of caging up animals and using them as show ponies. @Molly Skye Brown If they made it strictly a rehabilitation park and no animals for entertainment purposes, they could save their park. We wouldn’t be surprised to see them sell their park off to Universal Studios. @Betsy Landesman Jacobs Not funny at all. This the problem with people today. SeaWorld does a tremendous amount of good for marine life.

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UCF’s ‘national championship trophy’ is now on tour, Florida is expected to experience the country’s largest economic impact from climate change, and other news you may have missed last week. »

UCF’s ‘national championship trophy’ is now on tour: To put the finishing touches on the University of Central Florida’s undefeated, highly disputed “national championship” season, there’s a trophy making the rounds. However, you’ll have to go to Tuscaloosa, Alabama, to see it, since it’s courtesy of the “UCF Trophy Tour Staff” – a bunch of University of Alabama students and football fans – who made the trophy out of trash and dumpster scraps before unveiling it at a bar on Tuscaloosa’s strip.

Florida’s Democratic debates are set and none are happening in Orlando: The Florida Democratic Party announced last week that debates will be held June 9 in St. Petersburg, June 11 in Miramar, July 18 in Fort Myers and Aug. 2 in Miami. Additional details about the times and locations will be announced in the coming weeks. The Democratic candidates last squared off in a televised debate on April 18 in Tampa.

Florida will experience the country’s largest economic impact from climate change: A recent study published in Nature highlighted a sobering fact: The least amount of impact from climate change our planet can possibly hope for at this point is the oceans only warming 2 degrees, an increase that would raise overall sea levels by roughly 20 feet. In other words, Florida is extremely screwed, because the study suggests that if we continue on our current fossil fuel-use trajectory, ocean levels will likely reach these levels by 2100, which seems like a long time – but keep in mind sea levels are accelerating every year. Just to state the obvious: This is bad.

Marco Rubio questions legitimacy of Brightline train financing: U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio raised questions last week about Brightline’s intention to sell $1.75 billion in federally authorized, tax-exempt private activity bonds to help fund the construction of its passenger rail service connecting South Florida to Orlando. In a letter sent to the U.S. Department of Transportation, Rubio stated that “it is not clear” whether Brightline’s express trains meet the federal standards to qualify for the bonds, which are key to the service’s ability to fund the second leg of its project: new rail lines and safety upgrades between West Palm Beach and Orlando.

Puerto Rican governor announces launch of new political organization in Orlando: Early last week, Puerto Rican Gov. Ricardo Rosselló announced the launch of a new political organization intended to influence the November 2018 midterm elections by mobilizing the Puerto Rican vote in Florida. Poder, which translates to “power,” is a nonpartisan civic organization focused on the voter registration and political participation of U.S. citizens from Puerto Rico. “We need to showcase the political power of Puerto Ricans, so we can start pressing the issues that matter most to us – quality of life, real solutions to problems,” Rosselló said in a news release prior to the announcement. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Throughout his college career at the University of Missouri, Sam earned honors similar to Griffin’s, including being named a consensus All-American and sharing the Southeastern Conference’s Defensive Player of the Year award. But Sam’s professional career was cut short, some claim as a result of his ready-made sense of celebrity upon entering the NFL. First, the Rams released him from their preseason roster; then the Dallas Cowboys signed but eventually waived him from their practice team in October 2014. Sam officially announced his retirement on Aug. 15, 2015, citing mental health issues and following a brief stint in the Canadian Football League. The celebrity that came with Colin Kaepernick’s national anthem protests is another stunning example of how “distractions,” as these hot-button topics are often referred to in the league, are akin to cancer in the minds of NFL owners and executives alike. No one disputes Kap’s prowess, but he’s radioactive, as a leaked recording of an owners’ meeting proved last month. Simply stated, those involved in the political machinery of the NFL have historically shied away from anyone who’s different – not just for, ahem, “lifestyle reasons” or political opinions but also physical aspects, whether we’re talking about a short quarterback who has trouble seeing his passing lanes, a slow wide receiver or an undersized offensive lineman. As far as most coaches and managers are concerned, there’s a physical archetype for each position that seems set in stone. But leave it to Seahawks head coach Pete Carroll, who’s known as much around the league for his eccentricities as he is for his Super Bowl ring, to cut against the grain. Following the draft, Carroll, who was visibly slack-jawed after watching Shaquem’s combine performance in March, said of his defensive crew’s newly acquired brotherly duo: “They own this extraordinary connection that I think also is a demonstration of love and heart and all of the cool things about what they represent.” Carroll continued, referring to the predraft interview with Shaquem: “I don’t know that I’ve ever been in a more inspirational interview … than that one. He was just so expressive and so open to tell his story and to tell what this opportunity meant to him in such a way that he moved us, just like those of you that have watched him. He’s an extraordinary young man.” For Shaquem’s sake, let’s hope the extraordinary has a chance to become familiar, and the unprecedented can set a new precedent.

amputated due to complications from a rare birth defect called amniotic band syndrome. But the Griffin brothers’ father pushed them to compete alongside each other, never allowing Shaquem’s physical hindrance to act as a drawback. At Lakewood High School in St. Petersburg, both brothers earned All-State honors before electing to attend UCF under the tenure of then-head coach George O’Leary, since he was one of the few recruiters who wanted both brothers. O’Leary’s coaching regime didn’t last, however. He was fired midway through an eventual 0-12 season in 2015. But with former head coach Scott Frost’s subsequent hiring (Frost left UCF for his alma mater, the University of Nebraska, earlier this year), Shaquem found himself in a defensive scheme that allowed him to excel. The past couple of seasons are proof: In 2016, Shaquem earned the American Athletic Conference’s Defensive Player of the Year award and first-team AllConference honors. Following up that performance as a redshirt senior, in 2017 he earned first-team All-American honors and the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl Defensive MVP award as he helped cap off UCF’s undefeated season, which included an AAC championship and a bowl win over Auburn University on New Year’s Day. Then came the NFL Scouting Combine in March, which Griffin initially wasn’t invited to attend, regardless of his stellar performance throughout his junior and senior years. SHAQUILL AND SHAQUEM GRIFFIN AT THE NFL DRAFT | PHOTO COURTESY UCF ATHLETICS There, he measured and weighed in at just more than 6 feet tall and 227 pounds – which many consider undersized for a linebacker, by NFL standards. Even so, Griffin went on to stun scouts and fans alike as he tossed up 20 reps of 225 pounds UCF linebacker Shaquem Griffin was drafted by the on the bench-press using a prosthetic hand (the 11th most for his position at the Seattle Seahawks last week, making him the first combine) and ran the 40-yard dash in 4.58 one-handed athlete in NFL history. But the league seconds. (Griffin was originally clocked at has a troubled history with ‘firsts’ 4.38 seconds, which would have been the fastest time by a linebacker since 2003, but the clock started late and combine BY XANDER PETERS reports were adjusted as a result, accordou’ve seen images of him plas- Draft on Saturday, making him the first ing to nfldraftscout.com.) The narrative surrounding Griffin tered across the sides of UCF one-handed athlete in the league’s history. campus patrol cars and in college Adding to the Cinderella-story effect, he’ll seemed to solidify by the combine’s close. sports advertisements. You’ve seen him be teammates with his twin brother, fel- Based on his phenomenal performance, in interviews on the NFL Channel, on the low UCF football alum Shaquill Griffin, the sports world began treating him like a Today Show and in virtually every publica- whom Seattle drafted as a defensive back legend in the making. Still, the league has an awkward history tion that even remotely covers sports. For in the third round of 2017’s draft. “I couldn’t breathe,” Griffin told ESPN when it comes to “firsts” – in part because those lucky enough to witness him compete on the field, chances are you’ve seen following his selection. “I didn’t know professional sports is as much a part of him flash across the instant replay screen what to say. I was trying to get the words the soulless, optics-driven entertainment industry as it is a results-driven business. out, but I couldn’t talk.” following a big play, too. (Note: Despite numerous attempts One glaring example in recent memory is Now, you’ll see Shaquem Griffin as he suits up with the Seattle Seahawks this to interview Griffin directly, his agent former defensive lineman Michael Sam, snubbed Orlando Weekly when Sports who became the first openly gay player fall. when he was chosen by the St. Louis The 22-year-old former outside line- Illustrated came calling. But that’s OK.) By now, you’re likely familiar with his Rams in the seventh round of the 2014 backer at the University of Central Florida was selected in the fifth round of the NFL story: At age 4, Griffin’s left hand was NFL Draft.

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WUNDERKIND? PRODIGY? UNICORN? Orlando Ballet’s dancer-choreographer-composer Arcadian Broad has been called “the future of ballet.” But he shrugs off labels – and eats pressure for breakfast BY CHRIS BELT

he first time I saw Arcadian Broad, he was on my turf, attending a networking event at the Timucua arts house, the venue I direct. I think it was his first time there, and he paced slowly through the lobby. His measured steps suggested he might be assessing how much space there was for a jeté. There was slight tension on his face as he processed the sounds and semiotics of his surroundings. Maybe he was calculating how long he needed to be there. Maybe his mind was somewhere else entirely, reviewing steps for his next performance, or working out choreography for his upcoming ballet about the Mad Hatter, or refining a melody for that ballet or the next one. I introduced myself and I told him I was going to be writing a story about him. My editor thought, as a fellow musician, I might have a fresh take on his work. At the end of the conversation I realized I had no sense of what he was thinking. He’s comfortable, sure of himself, but doesn’t give anything away. I was intrigued by his reserve – not the usual mode for an ambitious young artist at a schmoozefest, I thought – and then I went back to work, schmoozing. It’s happening: I’m inserting myself into the story, the pitfall of the celebrity profile. But don’t we all do this with the wunderkinder, the child prodigies, the Macaulay Culkins and Harry Potters and, now, Arcadian Broads – measure ourselves against their outsize accomplishments? Broad has been dancing professionally since he was a child, competing and supporting his family for years, and now at 22, he moves through the world with the confidence of LeBron James. How do I get to know someone so self-possessed – so, well, guarded – well enough to talk about him and not have him hate me for it? These are the thoughts in the back of my mind on a warm April morning as I walk up to Lineage in Mills 50, where I’ll interview Orlando Ballet’s celebrated dancer-actor-pianist-composerchoreographer.

or musician. “When I first started, yes,” he admits. “I did have to figure out how to fit into the mold, and I did have a crossroads when I started ballet.” This was the notorious “dipping your fingers in all the different pies” moment, when he decided to quit ballet. When Hill hired the ballet school’s next director, Dierdre Miles Burger, in 2010, the first thing he tasked her with was getting Arcadian back. At 16 years old, he was hired as the company’s youngest professional dancer. As a kid he was competing for our attention, pushing for recognition of his talent – any talent – even as he outgrew role after role. Now, as OB’s official unicorn, dancing and choreographing and composing music, he’s a highly touted, heavily marketed featured attraction. Hill has called him “the future of ballet.” Talk about pressure.

ut first, a little background. the same one that landed me in detention in In 2016, Orlando Ballet presented seventh grade. It’s a great moment, with Arcadian emoArcadian Broad’s Beauty & the Beast, which he both choreographed and composed, a tional – this matters for him – but also full of massive rarity in the world of dance. Since such obvious disdain for the circumstances: December 2017, Broad has been Orlando the stupid jersey and basketball, the judges Ballet’s official Artist-in-Residence – the first and the routine – none of it fit. Standing ever named. Fittingly, his path to that unusu- before a TV audience of over 10 million people, you can see he is already looking al title has been anything but typical. “I was 5 when I started, and it wasn’t past it all to the next opportunity, the next long after that I started going to clinics and challenge. After making it to finalist for the title stuff and doing the summer-course type of role in Billy Elliot on Broadway, after winthings …” Broad’s not talking about dancing. He’s ning numerous competitions (medalist in the talking about golf. American Dance Competition from 2006The Titusville native started golfing to be 2011; first prize in the Youth American Grand with his dad. It seems a rare happy memory Prix in 2012), after studying piano and ballet with his now deceased father, who left the at Juilliard, there was no doubt that he was family when Broad was young. ready to step into the spotlight he so obvious“I still golfed heavily until about 14,” Broad ly craved. But also, there was no doubt that he says. “That’s when I started ballet.” He was would refuse to be contained in just one role. studying not just ballet but also jazz and hip-hop and taking piano lessons when the then-director of the Orlando Ballet school t’s a lot and it does overwhelm him told him, he says, “‘It’s either ballet or nothat times, but I think that would be ing. You can’t keep dipping your fingers in all the case for anyone who’s taken on what he’s the different pies.’ taken on at the age “And so I quit of 22,” Orlando Ballet ballet.” Artistic Director ORLANDO BALLET PRESENTS A Google search of Robert Hill tells me CONTEMPORARY WONDERS Arcadian Broad will over the phone. net you a somewhat From early on, Friday-Sunday, May 4-6 infamous clip of him Hill has been a father Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts at 14 years old, comfigure for Broad 445 S. Magnolia Ave. – proud, and also propeting on Season 4 of 844-513-2014 tective. (“He taught America’s Got Talent. $19-$99 me how to tie a tie,” After an incongruous Broad tells me.) Hill but spirited performance, a hybrid of ballet and hip-hop says, “I met him at an age when he was livin homage to High School Musical, Broad ing with his mom and two sisters and he was stands onstage sweating in a jersey and shorts kind of the man of the house. His measly and holding a basketball, awaiting America’s Orlando Ballet second company $75 a week judgment. David Hasselhoff loves it, but Piers or whatever it was was supporting the famMorgan says, “Are you good enough to get ily. He was very serious about it and it was into the final? ... The answer to that ques- heavy on him.” I ask Broad if he ever felt pressure to just tion is no.” A sardonic smile starts to form on Arcadian’s face. I know that smile – it’s be one thing – dancer or choreographer

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road is pushing his hand through his hair as he addresses the crowd at Uncorked, an Orlando Ballet event where members of the company dance and speak to a live, well-paying audience – a sort of peek behind the curtain. Demonstrating how it all comes together, Hill extemporaneously choreographs some elegant steps for three pairs of dancers – male/male, female/female and female/male. They memorize their parts, the music starts, they dance for about four bars and then freeze as the music stops. There is applause. Now it’s Broad’s turn, and where Hill chose movements that the three pairs could memorize easily and execute gracefully, Broad is in Mad Hatter mode, tying the dancers into Twister-esque knots, occasionally leaving them momentarily confused or bumping awkwardly. He’s brainstorming, circling the performers and envisioning one step at a time, never losing the connection from one step to the next. The two male dancers twist and turn until CONTINUED ON PAGE 17

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they emerge from a sort of floppy grappling, suddenly and unpredictably, into a moment of beauty and repose. The audience lets out a gasp and then cheers loudly. It felt like 10 minutes to work out four seconds of music, but the payoff is real, and Arcadian is grinning.

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is talent speaks for itself,” Hill says. “When he started conducting his first rehearsals,” he says, “there was a lot of scorn and ‘Who do you think you are, don’t tell me what to do’ [from the other dancers].” Hill didn’t tolerate dissent or disrespect for his protégé, and now Broad leads like a veteran – tight ship, loose grip. On a Friday morning I arrive at the ballet studio to observe him in rehearsal with a few male dancers from the company for his new work, “Mad Hatter’s Wonderland.” The premise, choreography and music are all Broad’s own, with the Mad Hatter exiled to the London of the 1920s. Broad’s score is equal parts Sergei Prokofiev and Danny Elfman, with buoyant, off-kilter motifs in a colorful harmonic language. There is a tension between elegant and angular, but there is always his dancer’s connection to rhythm. This weekend’s Contemporary Wonders

program at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts features a half-hour preview of “Wonderland,” which will eventually be a 70-minute, three-act ballet involving as many as 50 dancers, Broad says. “Everything from the production department to the wardrobe department to the makeup department is shaping up to be something that I haven’t seen a ballet company do yet.” Broad waves to me and gets back to teaching the steps for a solo by the White Rabbit. He pushes the dancers through explosive leaps with eccentrically precise landings, then through twists and hops evoking the dances of the Jazz Age. They’re following along, relaxed and laughing but very much on their toes; they’re sharing the same easygoing feeling of discovery as guys in a garage band teaching each other songs. The piece culminates in a hyper-exaggerated reveal of the White Rabbit’s bête-noire: his pocket watch. Broad has refined the stop-on-a-dime movements into a signature language for the fidgety, high-strung Rabbit. If every number captures its character this well, “Wonderland” will be a smash. I ask Broad about his method for choreography. Does he write it down on paper? Use notation software? No, he says, he envisions point A and point B and then works out what comes between in his head, in rehearsal. He improvises, and the dancers follow him. They trust him.

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“It’s unheard of,” he continues, “and almost frowned upon.” He clearly knows that some ballet purists will be skeptical, that some people will use the spotlight shined on him to look for blemishes. He tightens up a bit when I ask if his career trajectory would’ve been possible in New York or London. “Maybe. Maybe. I don’t actually know. We can speculate.” But then he softens again and considers whether Orlando’s unique circumstances helped shape him. “Maybe.” Only time will tell if Broad’s career will bear out his mentor’s predictions. To realize just how unique a talent he is, it’s enough to look back at how few dancer-choreographer-composers there have been at all. Many dancers become choreographers, certainly, but adding composition to the mix is rare. It bodes well that many great choreographers were also accomplished musicians – George Balanchine, arguably the most important choreographer of the 20th century, was a gifted pianist trained at the Russian National Conservatory – but there are few if any memorable choreographer-composers. Could Broad be the first? “I definitely consider myself an artist, as opposed to a dancer, composer or whatever,” says Broad. “But the world needs those titles.”

ack at Lineage on that warm April morning I ask Broad how it feels to be the Future of Ballet. “I mean that statement alone is kind of heavy,” he says. “Everything you do is going to be analyzed, scrutinized, and people are going to want to dissect it. Which is scary. But also if you look at it from the other perspective, like, you have nothing to hide and all to give, then that’s not a bad thing.” The young artist projects a nervous, occasionally mischievous energy – eyes darting back and forth, talkative but sincere. There’s none of the cold, stern seriousness of the archetypal ballet dancer, but he is unmistakably confident, showing a remarkable level of comfort with the demands and expectations placed on him. Broad is aware of the abnormality of his circumstances – he has been his whole life. Feeling like he didn’t fit in with other kids, being bullied and then home-schooled, national television appearances – none of it has been normal, much less the rapid path to being a professional dancer. “Normal is you spend eight years in school and two years in a second company and then you gotta spend however long in the corps before reaching soloist and principal,” he tells me. “I spent – what, seven months in the school? And then nine months in the second company, and then I was a professional.”

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BY SETH KUBERSKY ‘FAST & FURIOUS: SUPERCHARGED’ AT UNIVERSAL ORLANDO | PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY

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enhancements possible. There is some excellent scenic design in the ride, especially in the impressive alleyway set, and the finale tunnel improves on Kong’s technology with a front screen, which can only be seen from the front bus (stick to the left lane at loading and angle for the middle of a row for the best view). But Supercharged gained no coda to compare with Kong’s ape animatronic, and the celebrity performances are so apathetic that the cringe-worthy preshows (which have no repeat viewing value, unlike Fallon’s) are literally phoned in. Finally, the big climax lost a dimension in the trip from California by abandoning the 3D glasses; without them, it’s even more apparent how flat and waxy the videogame-like visuals look.

underground post-race rave without being seen by the FBI. Stirring up drama? The franchise leads finally show up in the form of Musion “holograms” similar to The new ‘Fast & those in the Harry Potter rides, with digital Furious: Supercharged’ doppelgängers of Dom (Vin Diesel), Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) and Hobbs (Dwayne attraction might be “The Rock” Johnson) vowing to protect Universal’s biggest partygoers from Fast 6 villain Owen Shaw misstep of the decade (Luke Evans). The finale is a 90-second virtual high-speed highway chase that culminates in a nitro-fueled leap from a bridge, all simulated with wraparound screens, motion platforms, and excessive Francisco’s historic Oriental Warehouse, quantities of fog and water. which showcases an impressive collection of authentic muscle cars that will make FALLING ACTION gearheads weep with envy. Anyone who To say I was underwhelmed by my first isn’t into exotic automobiles may feel like experience with Supercharged would be they’re stuck in their local garage waiting an understatement. Just in case my initial for a lube job; they can amuse themselves by reaction was due to jet lag and mechanical hunting for hidden references in the queue mishaps, I made a point of returning after it to the Beetlejuice and Disaster attractions formally opened for a second judging. that previously occupied the area. Unfortunately, after more than a halfRather than use Fallon’s free-form dozen viewings, I’m ready to declare system of waiting-room entertainment, this ride Universal’s biggest misstep of Supercharged sends groups of riders the decade. It’s easy to simply dismiss through a pair of structured preshows, Supercharged by quipping (a la SNL’s Linda each featuring a live host interacting with Richman) that “Universal’s Fast & Furious prerecorded video footage of series co-stars ride is neither fast nor furious – discuss.” Tej (Chris “Ludacris” Bridges) and Mia But this attraction’s failures, along with its (Jordana Brewster). successful elements, should be analyzed if themed entertainment is to be taken seriously as an art form. CLIMAX In brief, while Skull Island took a segment Then it’s time to board the tricked-out 48-passenger “party bus” – complete with of Hollywood’s Tram Tour and transformed RISING ACTION Guests enter Fast & Furious: Supercharged blinking colored lights – that’s supposed it with meaningful additions, Supercharged through a brick facade inspired by San to inconspicuously whisk riders to an was merely transplanted with the minimum Last month, I made my first visit to California’s Disneyland Resort since the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror at Disney California Adventure was re-branded as Guardians of the Galaxy – Mission: Breakout, and I was primed to pan the updated attraction as a cynical cash grab. But despite my reservations, Rocket Raccoon turned out to be a surprisingly worthy successor to Rod Serling, demonstrating that a hit franchise’s followers can be satisfied through creative recycling. I was hoping I’d be able to say the same about Fast & Furious: Supercharged, which Universal Orlando declared officially open in late April, prior to the May 2 media debut. After all, the new Universal Studios Florida attraction adapts another 360-degree simulator from Universal Hollywood’s Studio Tram Tour, just like the Skull Island: Reign of Kong ride in Islands of Adventure that I quite enjoy. And it implements the second iteration of Universal’s innovative Virtual Line system introduced with last year’s Race Through New York Starring Jimmy Fallon attraction, which features some of the finest preshows in any park. So based on Universal’s recent track record, I had hopeful expectations as I headed to the park mere hours after disembarking my red-eye flight from LAX to attend one of the first public “technical rehearsals” of the new attraction.

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Ultimately, I think Supercharged is doomed to disappoint the fans who have made Fast & Furious a $5 billion-plus worldwide franchise: They go to the movies for vicarious thrills, and visit the parks for visceral ones. I repeatedly watched guests enter the attraction energized, only to emerge looking like Vin Diesel just drove over their cat. If anything good comes out of Supercharged, it should be the end of Universal’s overreliance on projection screens. The Harry Potter and Nintendo attractions en route will purportedly primarily use physical figures and sets, hopefully making Fast & Furious the final motion simulator we see at Universal for some time. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com ●

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OPENINGS JJ’s Fusion Grille will open its second location inside the Grove at Winter Park (formerly the Winter Park Palms) on the corner of Aloma Avenue and Howell Branch Road in mid-to-late May. Pho-Cali, a concept by the folks behind Quickly Boba, will also open in the plaza in the third quarter of this year. A Quickly Boba will be situated inside the restaurant, and baked goods and macarons will be made on the premises. Popular College Park juice joint Grounding Roots will also set up shop in the plaza, though no opening date has been announced … Cafe Linger has set an opening date of May 19. The coffee shop will move into the old NYPD Pizza space on Edgewater Drive in College Park … Tuffy’s Bottle Shop has opened on South Myrtle Avenue in downtown Sanford … Popular Tampa-based Mexican restaurant Taco Bus will open in the University Terrace plaza near UCF this fall … Bem Bom on Corrine Drive appears to be on the verge of opening … Curry Mantra has opened in the plaza on the corner of I-Drive and Westwood Boulevard.

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TUNG TWISTED Brothers Johnny and Jimmy joint the taco treatment BY FAIYAZ KARA

mong the Bento Group’s numerous ventures around town (and beyond), Kasa was the one Bento owners Johnny and Jimmy Tung hoped would be their differentiator, and the jewel in Bento’s crown. Having solicited the menu-developing services of former It Boy and Food Network alum Josh Lyons, the downtown tapas and raw bar clearly had serious aspirations. Alas, Kasa never quite developed the cred it craved in a city whose diners can be capricious and so … tacos! Kasa underwent some minor reno (it’s still a striking space), a relatively quick rebrand and a menu dumb-down for the sake of the all-powerful folded foodstuff, and thus was born Chela Tequila & Tacos. Really, you can’t blame them. In the cutthroat world of the restaurant biz, necessity can be the mother of invention or the mother of pragmatism, but it’s a mother nonetheless. Doesn’t take away from the fact that a concerted effort needs to be put forth no matter the circumstance, and Chela’s kitchen does just that. Our expectations of the roasted cauliflower ($9) were thrown for a loop with its nontraditional Indo-Mex flavorings – a curry spice blend was the active ingredient amid lemon juice, garlic aioli and toasted almonds, adding some Desi flair. But a trio of corncobs on a stick ($7) marked a return

– we couldn’t knock the fillings, most of which were noteworthy. A superb Negra Modelo-battered fish ($5), for example, or succulent brisket ($4) Tung give their old tapas with salsa roja; there’s a plush skirt steak taco ($5) with a pineapple pico de gallo and salsa verde that we picked clean off the serving tray. We requested a sweet habato smoky, cheesy, peppery familiarity ¬ and ñero salsa and it laced every beefy bite nary a niblet suffered from wrinkles or with a fitting fuego. The “crispy pig” ($4) bruising. The only way these are tasting is as advertised, but the cubes of belly were better is if you eat them outside on Calle also surprisingly light, almost airy. We finOrange with a cerveza (or chela, as is the ished by forking morsels of honey-chipotle lingo). You’ll also find no fault in cantina- chicken and avocado ($4) off the tortillas style chips or a creamy serving of bright and into our mouths until all that was left (but not too bright) paprika-specked guac were the uneaten (or partially eaten) flats. Surprise taco twist ending! We later ($10), but these shareables, good as they learned that, while not advertised on the are, merely serve as precursors to … tacos! Those of you under a self-imposed taco menu or otherwise, corn tortillas are availmoratorium may want to dart your eyes able if requested. Tortilla follies aside, there’s a handful to the right of the page and give Tip Jar of mains on the menu as a perusal. (Trigger warnwell. We quite enjoyed ing: Taco references may the textural qualities of appear there without CHELA TEQUILA the chicken and jicama warning.) To the rest of & TACOS slaw ($9) braced with red you, I’ll say this about 183 S. Orange Ave. onion, cabbage, grilled Chela’s tacos: They’re 407-985-5272 corn and fried tortilla served on grilled flour torchelatacos.com strips tossed in a honeytillas – so if you prefer your $ chipotle vinaigrette. fillings enveloped by the Gotta have dessert? corn variant, well, see the Churros ($7), served with Mexican hot preceding sentence. When filled with chorizo and potato chocolate and vanilla ice cream, and a ($4), the resulting chew was more mealy delicate choco taco ($5) oozing Mexican than magnifico. I’m not one to denigrate chocolate ganache, Nutella, caramel cream the flour tortilla, or claim it beneath me and peanuts were capable caps, but we’ll to eat them, so long as they’re done right have to revisit Bento’s flagship location – and served fresh off the griddle. And while and request those elusive maize wrappers Chela’s flour tortillas are wholly unremark- – to see if they fully earn the feathers. able – some had grill marks, some didn’t fkara@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

CLOSINGS Rubio’s Coastal Grill inside Winter Park Village has shuttered. Their location in Lake Nona remains open for business … Also inside the Village, Firefly Kitchen & Bar has been sold and will rebrand as the Hangry Bison (yeah, you read that right).

NEWS We told you back in January that Top Chef Season 3 winner Hung Huynh was serving as Morimoto Asia’s chef de cuisine. Well, that news became “official” last week. Huynh will work in the kitchen of Mamaling (the Palm Coast resto he runs with his brother) on Tuesdays and Wednesdays … Capa Steakhouse at the Four Seasons was one of only eight restaurants in the nation to receive the Miyazaki Wagyu Council Plaque in recognition of the high-quality wagyu served at the restaurant.

EVENTS Orange County Brewers celebrates Cinco de Derby Saturday, May 5, with $5 mint julep ales and taco pizzas … The 6th annual Running of the Chihuahuas at Cocina 214 goes from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Sunday, May 6. Margaritas and Tex-Mex fare will be offered … The 6th annual Downtown Brew returns to brick-lined Church Street from 4-8 p.m. Saturday, May 12, featuring, what else, beer. Cost is $30 … The Taste of Soul, a “soul food family festival,” also goes from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday, May 12, at Orlando Festival Park. Cost is $10 advance or $30 day of event. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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THE TOM COLLINS BY JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG

he annual springtime anticipation of the first rhubarb, such a tradition in the more temperate zones, isn’t really a thing here in Florida. Maybe that’s because rhubarb doesn’t do particularly well in Florida’s climate, or because spring itself isn’t much of a thing here, going as we do from slightly cool temps to full-on hellmouth. So traditional delicate spring cocktails aren’t really a thing here either. We jump right into the strong, tangy margaritas and Mai Tais – and lemonade. A Tom Collins is really just a boozy, fizzy lemonade: gin, lemon juice, sugar to sweeten and soda water to make it bubble. Served in a tall glass over ice cubes with a straw, it’s an efficient and potent summer cooler. I wanted to split the difference between that tart strength and an easier, springier … pinker drink. But since I wasn’t seeing

rhubarb in the local markets, I had to find a way to my own version. I started by swapping gin for Lillet Rosé, a French fortified wine apéritif that’s just a bit stronger and more concentrated than your favorite summer rosé. I added Cocchi for a bit more punch, then topped with Trader Joe’s Rhubarb & Strawberry soda – hence no need for added sugar – then Fee brothers’ heavenly rhubarb bitters for complexity. (If you’re not a TJ’s fan for whatever reason, you can substitute a strawberry or blood orange soda – but it won’t be quite the same.) I garnished with a fresh strawberry and then, just for contrariness’ sake, served it in a short glass with one big lump of ice rather than the customary Collins glass. What can I say? Spring makes us all unpredictable. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

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2 1/2 ounces Lillet Rosé 1/2 ounce Cocchi Americano 4 ounces rhubarb soda 6 dashes Fee Brothers rhubarb bitters • strawberry for garnish Pour Lillet, Cocchi and soda into whatever damn glass you feel like, over whatever kind of ice you want. Stir, shake on bitters to taste and garnish with strawberry. orlandoweekly.com

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MO-CHICA CEVICHEPERUVIAN GRILL I-Drive Peruvian restaurant serves up the standards in decent enough fashion, but there’s very little here that sets it apart. A bracing and balanced ceviche mixto with octopus, calamari, shrimp and corvina is worth a look, but anticuchos lack flavor, as does the house causa. A seafood chaufa was plagued with uncooked rice kernels, and pisco sours proved innocuous. Lomo saltado fares better, and they do serve up a killer flan (aka crema volteado). Open daily. 5700 International Drive, 407-7238416; $$

THE EDISON The Disney offshoot of the famed downtown L.A. restaurant/nightclub dazzles with its looks, but baffles with its uninspired and pedestrian menu offerings. Slabs of overdone bacon served on a mini clothesline, heavily breaded and goopy crab cakes, dry meatloaf served with very little gravy, and a meh lamb burger present lost opportunities for creativity. But flashes of brilliance come in the form of corn dogs and fiery lamb meatballs in harissa, and a Rocky Road shake served inside a big-ass beaker is kitschy fun. Disney Springs, 1570 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-560-9288; $$$$

CHEF WANG’S KITCHEN Beijing-born chef Jian Hua Wang serves some of the best Chinese food in the city. In addition to Northern Chinese and Dongbei specialties, Wang serves Sichuan classics – don’t pass on an infernal bowl of “water boiled spicy fish filet” or the veg-friendly “spicy napa heart wok.” A plate of Japanese eggplant, peppers and potato proffers a taste of the north. Other hits: beef chow fun and sturdy pan-fried beef knishes – dumplings reminiscent of Shanghainese sheng jian bao. Closed Tuesdays. 5148 W. Colonial Drive; 407-930-3188; $$

STICKY RICE LAO STREET FOOD Within the spectrum of flavors at the city’s sole Laotian eatery, you’ll find the familiar flavors of sweet and spicy along with flurries of funky, fermented and fishy. Popular CONTINUED ON PAGE 27

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dishes include pork tapioca dumplings, sticky chicken wings and lemongrass beef jerky; the cucumber salad and papaya salad offer a blast of umami courtesy fermented crab, crab paste and shrimp paste more suited to advanced palates. Can’t pass on the sticky rice – no Laotian meal is complete without it from beginning to end. 1915 E. Colonial Drive, 321-800-6532; $.

GARP & FUSS Winter Park restaurant in Park Avenue’s Hidden Garden pleases with its pub grub (great wings, burgers, boiled peanuts!) as well as more sophisticated gastropub fare like delicate crab cake bites or butternut squash ravioli with brown butter and fried sage. Handhelds range from fried chicken to Chicago-style Italian beef sammies. The Key lime pie in a jar is a worthy meal-capper. Closed Mondays. 348 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-960-5560; $$$

THE GLASS KNIFE Luxe patisserie offers a gorgeous line of cakes, cookies, doughnuts and specialty pastries to satisfy the sweetest of tooths. Coffee from Onyx Coffee Labs (with whom they have an exclusive partnership) makes a perfect pairing, be it drip, pour-over, nitro cold brew or espresso-based. Savory items are served throughout the day – the cheddar biscuit sandwich and chicken pot pie prove gratifying. There’s a sizable covered outdoor patio, and it’s dog-friendly. Open daily from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. 276 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-500-2253; $$

EL BUDA Chef Roberto Treviño’s dishes fuse Latin and Asian flavors and the results are nothing short of remarkable, be they dumpling of pork and plantains; ropa vieja bibimbap; churrasco with ho fun noodles, or edamame frito. On most days, Treviño will improvise off-menu dishes, and if dumplings con coco or sushi-grade tuna in Sichuan-pepita sauce make an appearance, order it. Either way, don’t pass on the duck breast with misohoney potatoes. Desserts lean toward the Latin. Closed Mondays. 116 W. Church St., 407-203-8171; $$$

PETER’S KITCHEN CHINA BISTRO From the man that brought us Tasty Wok and Ming’s Bistro comes Peter Leung’s namesake house of Hong Kong delights. Dim sum is a popular draw on weekends, but dim sum items can also be ordered daily for lunch: chicken feet, turnip cakes, custard buns or stellar eggplant stuffed with fried shrimp. Can’t-miss items: butter lobster and beef chow fun, though less adventurous palates will gravitate toward buzzy orange chicken. Open daily. 3922 E. Colonial Drive, 407-895-8174; $$ n

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FILM LISTINGS 1988 Film Fest: Rain Man Two estranged brothers hit the road after their father dies, one of them a self-centered automobile dealer and the other a savant who has lived in a mental institution for most of his life. Tuesday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. The Boxcar Children: Surprise Island Animated film based on the popular series of children’s books. Tuesday, 4 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Cult Classics: Them! A defining film of the ’50s giant monster craze uses giant ants as a thinly veiled metaphor for Communists. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. FilmSlam Monthly showcase of the best in local independent film. Vote for each month’s winner. Sunday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Her insightful subtext stays with you after the laughs fade. Theron has said she gained almost 50 pounds for the film, but it’s not her weight that sells the part. It’s her emotional commitment and, seemingly, her shared Tully puts a new spin on nannies sensibility with Reitman and Cody. Indeed, when she pleads with her child to suck a BY C AMERON MEIE R pacifier as if her life depended upon it, we ason Reitman, Diablo Cody and maternal sanity – while making you for- feel her exhaustion. “Please take it. Please Charlize Theron have done it again. get your milk-engorged breasts and fading just take it,” she begs her baby, to no avail. Regrettably, Duplass doesn’t have much In director Reitman and writer youth – she’s Mary Poppins for the 21stto do, but Livingston American Cody’s previous collaboration – the monu- century is excellent in a chalmentally underrated Young Adult – Theron mother. lenging role, as he “You can’t fix the captured the existential angst of the modmust portray detachern, single, American woman. In Tully, parts without treatTULLY ment and lack of Theron again tackles profound material ing the whole,” Tully Opens Friday, May 4 empathy while conwith intelligence and wit, but this time with advises Marlo. veying an underlying “No one’s treated a husband, kids and even more angst. love and concern for Theron plays Marlo, an overworked, my hole in a really long his wife. Described underappreciated mom of three, includ- time,” Marlo responds. as the bench on the Fresh off its appearing a developmentally challenged son and carousel of Marlo’s an unplanned newborn. She is stretched ance at the Florida life, he might appear to her breaking point while her husband Film Festival, Tully (Ron Livingston), seemingly oblivious to is structurally simpler than 2011’s Young boring, unremarkable and even replaceher sleep deprivation, disappears into his Adult and more contrived, but it still has able. But, like that merry-go-round staple, a lot to offer, both comedically and dra- his value becomes apparent when you realvideo games every night. But help is on the way. After heeding a matically. It’s also more thought-provoking ize how much he has to bear. And Davis is suggestion from her brother, Craig (Mark than Reitman and Cody’s first film together, memorable too, nicely balancing a cloying 2007’s Juno, though the three movies do creepiness with genuine warmth. Duplass), Marlo hires a night nanny. “I’m here to take care of you,” Tully “They’re like ninjas,” Craig says of these form an interesting triptych: youth, midnocturnal baby-sitters. “They sneak in and life crisis and parenthood. The three stories assures Marlo. In her own way, she does. are told from female perspectives, but it’s And though she’s sans a Poppins paraout. You barely know they’re there.” But Tully (Mackenzie Davis) is a nanny a credit to Cody and Reitman that they sol, this nanny is nevertheless a magical who is impossible to ignore. A chipper, resonate just as well with smart male audi- addition to the pantheon of motherhood quirky young woman who wants noth- ences. As usual, Cody’s dialogue crackles, movies. ing more than to care for kids and restore but never for the sake of mere amusement. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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Ghost Stories A celebrity skeptic is given three seemingly supernatural cases to attempt to debunk. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Labyrinth The Jim Henson movie starring David Bowie returns to theaters. Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Lean on Pete Film about a 15-year-old boy who develops an attachment to a racehorse bound for the slaughterhouse. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407629-0054; enzian.org. Like Arrows Christian film about the importance of indoctrinating your children before they can think critically. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Movies at Leu: Breathe Outdoor screening of a film about Robin Cavendish, a paralyzed polio victim who invents a way for him to lead a reasonably normal life. Friday, 8:30 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. The Room Screening of the cult film with the cast of Oh Hi, Johnny!, a musical tribute to the film premiering at Fringe. Monday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$20; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Twins and Junior Double Feature Free screening of both Arnold Schwarzenegger/Danny DeVito comedies from the late ’80s/early ’90s. Friday, 8 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; thenook.tk. Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Mother! Screening of Darren Aronofsky’s bizarre allegory about big-C and little-c creation, starring Jennifer Lawrence and Javier Bardem. Just in time for Mother’s Day. Sunday, 1 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; uncomfortablebrunch.com. ●

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BY ST EVE SCHN EID ER THIS WEEK: Overboard Ever since Nigel Tufnel learned there’s a fine line between stupid and clever, gender swapping has been a tried-and-true way to give a fresh coat of respectability to the most odious of artistic concepts. Take for example the idea of a working-class dude getting revenge on a rich-bitch amnesiac by convincing her she’s his devoted hausfrau: It made 1987’s Overboard a cult classic, but such unbridled male resentment would never fly today, right? But wait – what if I told you it’s now the guy who’s the horrific snob and the chick the righteous everyday Jane who takes advantage of him? Really makes the civil fraud, criminal misrepresentation and borderline kidnapping almost seem justified, doesn’t it? That’s what Anna Faris and Eugenio Derbez are hoping when it comes to this thorny remake, which has some heavy lifting to do if it wants to find an audience outside of fans of the original, who consider any update heresy on general principle. To control the fallout from the latter, Faris has claimed that she was taken to dinner by the stars of the 1987 film, Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn, who ended up giving the new project their “blessing.” But what were they going to do – declare her an infidel, light her on fire and salt the ground where she once stood? Then again, maybe I’m being unduly harsh. Because let’s face it, Captain Phillips was basically just a remake of Captain Ron. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING: Backstabbing for Beginners The exploitation of humanitarian relief is the subject of this

latest drama by Danish director Per Fly (which, coincidentally, is also how Wrangler charges for jeans). Divergent’s Theo James plays a U.N. worker who uncovers corruption in the organization’s Oil-for-Food Programme. But given that his boss is Ben Kingsley, what are the odds? That guy’s been up to no good since Gandhi. (R) Kings Wow, a movie with Daniel Craig and Halle Berry that got an extremely small release and next to no promotion? I can’t for the life of me figure out how something like that could happen. I mean, it’s not like the picture casts them as residents of South Central Los Angeles who have to console each other during the 1992 riots, does it? Oh. OH. (R) You Were Never Really Here You probably remember hearing about this Joaquin Phoenix vehicle, in which he plays a hitman who’s out to rescue a young woman from human traffickers. You heard about it here, in fact, when we were under the impression it was going to open April 6. Our bad! Then we got word it was going to open April 27, which means we should have notified you in our April 25 issue – but, um, I forgot. (Good thing we ran a review in our April 25 issue that you can read at orlandoweekly.com! – Ed.) My bad! Anyway, you can still catch the movie for at least a couple more days, probably. Which would be good, because a lot of people seem to like it. And if not – hey, there’s always Overboard! (R) orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT

Cue the superhuman argument again. Almost 30 years after Anton Newcombe gave birth to the artistic idyll of the Brian Jonestown Massacre, he’s still relentless in his pursuit of artistic perfection. He’ll never bore you or let you down; if you can track him down for an interview, it will deliver a goldmine of potent quotables. In a 2012 chat with the A.V. Club, he relished his role as “a shamanistic, Ezekiel-type” rock & roll character who sings about love by using “a literary device where I might be singing about God even if I’m talking about drugs.” That came minutes after declaring that he deliberately moved to Berlin because he wanted to live “like a ghost” who could finally, firmly avoid consumerist advertising since it was written in a language he didn’t understand. Some people relate well to such nonconformist hereticism; some don’t. I usually fall in the latter category, but Newcombe’s magic worked on me way back in August 2005, when I saw the Brian Jonestown Massacre perform in San Francisco. The concert came just days after Hurricane Katrina had ravaged the Gulf Coast, and as a native Louisianan recently transPHOTO BY RUARI MEEHAN planted to the Bay Area, I was distraught to the point of debilitation, desperate for news from friends and family in New Orleans and adrift in a sea of uncaring Californians. I was expecting Dig!-style The Brian Jonestown Massacre will never bore you Anton Newcombe, and he delivered, sweating profusely, scolding his band BY NICK MCGREGOR members incessantly, and only making it have a theory: Anton Newcombe is back the curtain on rock & roll’s image- through a few songs. The rest of the set was spent ranting a creative superhuman. Since 1990, obsessed schizophrenia, long before artists the driving force behind the Brian started documenting their own behind- about the devastation of Katrina, the incompetence of George W. Bush and his Jonestown Massacre has produced near- the-scenes lives. Of course, Newcombe (and Courtney administration, the bodies floating in toxic ly 50 albums, singles and compilations. In 1996 alone, he and his ever-rotating Taylor-Taylor of the Dandy Warhols, and floodwaters and how all of it was but a continuation of America’s band of backing musicians churned out just about every original sin of racial three distinct full-length albums – a member of both terror. squalid psych-rock compendium (Their bands) denounced Anton Newcombe Satanic Majesties’ Second Request), a driv- the film as an overTHE BRIAN JONESTOWN and the Brian ing collection of maxed-out R&B (Take It hyped Jerry Springer MASSACRE Jonestown Massacre From the Man!), and a jangly cornucopia segment – clickbait with the Head moved me that night – of acoustic country folk (Thank God for before clickbait exist7 p.m. Thursday, May 3 with their music, yes, ed. And therein lies Mental Illness). The Social, 54 N. Orange St. but more so with their The Brian Jonestown Massacre also the beauty of Anton 407-246-1419 words and their anger. went viral before going viral was even Newcombe and his thesocial.org I left that concert as a a thing. In the 2004 documentary Dig!, avant-garde sensi$25 lifelong BJM fan, even seven years of footage got condensed into bilities. Yes, he was if I knew I would never 107 minutes of Newcombe’s rants, raves, getting fucked out of fully understand the benders, low blows, insults and attacks. his mind on halluciSupposedly created to capture the love- nogenics and opiates in the ’90s, followed depth of the band’s art and the unhinged hate relationship between Newcombe’s by the consumption of a liter of vodka complexity of the man responsible for it. band and the Dandy Warhols (predicat- a day in the 2000s. Then he got clean, As Newcombe told The Guardian back ed by the 1997 BJM single “Not If You and everyone assumed his creative output in 2005: “My greatest weapon is that I’m Were the Last Dandy on Earth”), the film would diminish. Instead, he founded his underestimated by everybody. It’s easy for devolved into a slurred, cynical record of own record labels, built his own record- people to dismiss what I’m saying, what Newcombe’s madness as well as his genius. ing studio, took control of his own artistic I’m doing, or what I can do. That’s the A touchstone of the pre-social media destiny and became one of modern music’s greatest power. The cloak of invisibility.” underground music scene, Dig! peeled most prodigious polymaths. music@orlandoweekly.com

Dial Drive Local pop-punk trio plays a warmup show before heading out on a 10-date East Coast tour. Joining them on this night are Hey Thanks and Sine Cura. 8 p.m. Wednesday, May 2, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Um.. New underground bass night Bassment brings in the superstar (yet left-field) L.A. duo Um.., fresh off an appearance at Coachella. 10 p.m. Thursday, May 3, at Vinyl Arts Bar, contact organizers for price

Mikel Aitor Orlando resident and Venezuelan singer-songwriter plies his engaging trade alongside Tiger Fawn, Chapters and Jaialai. 8 p.m. Friday, May 4, at the Henao

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Nature Boys Kansas City trio makes a ragged, lovely, anxious noise that is well worth your time – take refuge from the Cinco de Mayo

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nonsense. 9 p.m. Saturday, May 5, at Will’s Pub, contact organizers for price

Lush Agave Save for a surprise set on Easter Sunday at Stardust, devotional-electronics composer Lush Agave makes her proper 2018 return at this show featuring J.A.S.O.N., Maya Martinez, Jasmine Cindy and Marcyanne Hannemann. 9 p.m. Sunday, May 6, at A-Shop, $5-$10 donation encouraged

Watu Rhythm Band Local music lifer Eugene Snowden debuts his new experimental Afrobeat project and pairs that set with a screening of the Finding Fela doc. Damn! 8 p.m. Monday, May 7, at Will’s Pub, $5

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club Will they make it? Flu felled the leather-clad scuzzgaze rebels last time they were scheduled to play the Beacham. Fingers crossed … 7 p.m. Tuesday, May 8, at the Beacham, $26 ●

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From industrial to Irish, this week’s column apparently is brought to you by the letter “I.”

MINISTRY AND CHELSEA WOLFE, HARD ROCK LIVE, APRIL 26

There’s probably no better time for one of industrial music’s most legendary bands to rise again. Ministry called it a day back in 2008, when Al Jourgensen thought the band had said all it had to say after riding out on an unrelenting three-album assault on the boneheaded administration of George W. Bush. But now that Trump’s in office, we’re not just talking dystopia, we’re living it in Technicolor, baby. So what better soundtrack is there than militant audio insurrection? And Ministry are here to supply fresh ammo for the resistance. Even before anyone took the stage, the pre-show graphics were already hot and blunt with messages rocking the vote and pushing the hashtag #NEVERAGAIN. And flanking the stage were two of the infamous giant inflatable Trump Chickens, made even more explicit with anti-Nazi signs emblazoned on their breasts. Yes, the times are fraught again, and Ministry’s ready to go all Antifa on some shit. So they’re back, raging like yore and even dropping samples like it’s 1988 in their latest work, the unequivocally titled AmeriKKKant. Boasting a live band loaded with metal credentials, the full fury of their music was unleashed with fidelity and head-on power, dispensing thrash at full clip. There was even live scratching by DJ Swamp and cameos by Fear Factory’s Burton C. Bell. But

Now that Trump’s in office, we’re not just talking dystopia, we’re living it in Technicolor, baby. So what better soundtrack for it than Ministry?

regardless of who’s playing, Ministry begins and ends with Al Jourgensen. And the agitator-in-chief himself wasn’t just present but leaner and much more electrified than last I saw him a decade ago, performing here like a frontman on a crusade instead of just a historical figurehead. After an hour of new material, they brought it home like a guided missile with classic warheads like “Just One Fix,” “N.W.O.,” “Thieves” and “So What.” Mirroring the musical intent, Ministry’s current stage show is a full visual onslaught of guerrilla messaging and hilariously edited Trump clips. In aggregate, it’s a multimedia sensory feast that’s the next step of the great industrial tradition of art as warfare. Opener Chelsea Wolfe has been zeroing in on her sound lately with extraordinary focus. The turf between dark and theatrical has long been the playground of hacks and cornballs. It’s a minefield, and working it without stepping on a Velveeta bomb is a feat that history shows is not easy. But she’s done it. For all the shadowy corners Wolfe has explored in her career, she’s now riding

high and hard with her formula. And as this rock-forward performance affirmed, she’s hitting a sweet spot between drama and heft. In this balance, her voice floats above, disembodied and spectral, while a pounding march of elephant drums and deep doom grooves rumbles below toward the void. The sum total is dread rock that weaves midnight vibes, high theater and elemental metal into a tailored shroud requisite for every selfrespecting modern goth.

RAGLAN ROAD Deep in the contrived heart of Disney Springs, there beats a bit of Irish authenticity. It seems Raglan Road has a robust live-music program, scouted by co-owner John Cooke himself, that imports most of its talent directly from the homeland. In fact, what the pub does with many of its headliners is give them residencies so they can be enjoyed there for weeks or even months on end. And across two stages, the pub showcases four acts every night. On a recent visit, I was impressed by Tullamore Celtic-bluegrass band Jig Jam and Donegal traditional family act the Byrne Brothers (go online to read my full review). What struck me most, however, was how much of a bastion of Irish culture Raglan Road really was. And, if you stay until 10:30 p.m., it becomes more of a true music hall once the headliner begins. It’s reason enough to wade into Disney Springs for a Celtic kick more often than the occasional Flogging Molly or Dropkick Murphys show at HOB. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Friday, May 4

Nashville South: Raelyn Nelson Band MUSIC

Nashville South is the roving and ongoing live showcase by Orlando promoter Modern Music Movement that’s noted for its Americana leanings. This time, it’s landing at the gorgeous and exciting new outdoor venue the Veranda Live, a stage that MMM is currently booking and a spot we recently hailed as the potential new town square for Thornton Park. Alongside homegrown acts like Crenshaw and the rising Beemo are top-shelf locals Stephen Rock and Whyte Tygers, the powerful new full band fronted by venerated folk couple Heather Lee and Jordan Wynn that completely owned Southern Fried Sunday’s Southern Belle Ball last autumn. But the headliner this time, the Raelyn Nelson Band, is especially noteworthy and intriguing. Fronted by the granddaughter of no less than Willie Nelson, the garage-hearted Nashville group is a shot of country in the arm of rock & roll. Go see some royal bloodline and legit homegrown twang in one of the city’s most naturally beautiful venues. – Bao Le-Huu with Whyte Tygers, Stephen Rock, Beemo, Crenshaw | 7 p.m. | The Veranda at Thornton Park, 111 N. Summerlin Ave. | theverandalive.com | $5

Saturday, May 5

Taste of Haiti EVENTS

Far from President Donald Trump’s alleged description of this place as a “shithole” country, the second annual Taste of Haiti culinary and cultural event offers up all that’s tasty and exciting from a wonderful nation. Local restaurants, bakeries, chefs and more showcase Haitian dishes, delicacies and other specialties. Expect everything from elite dining experiences to hidden eateries off the beaten track. Bring a friend, a date or family, too, as the festival helps kick off Haitian Heritage Month. But most importantly, bring your taste buds. – Xander Peters 2-8 p.m. | Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave. | eventbrite.com | $10-$40

Saturday, May 5

Terrorizer MUSIC

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Are we dreaming? Los Angeles grindcore legends Terrorizer cut an undisputed classic of the genre with 1989’s World Downfall, a masterclass in the dizzying tempos, thrashy riffing and heavy sociopolitical subject matter that defines the grindcore template to this very day. Up there with Napalm Death and Extreme Noise Terror in terms of sheer influence, Terrorizer’s rotating membership would go on to reinvigorate bands like the aforementioned ND, Morbid Angel and Nausea. In 2018, the only early member of Terrorizer who remains is drum banshee Pete Sandoval, now joined by Sam Molina (vocals, bass) and Lee Harrison (guitar), and yet, the chance to see these legends of the underground at West End Trading Co.’s Cinco de Metal is too much for us to resist. This is the only Cinco de Mayo event that isn’t vaguely gross. You know what to do. – Matthew Moyer with Faces of Many, Erode, Three Knuckles Deep, Alphaeus | 6 p.m. | West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford | 407-322-7475 | drinkatwestend.com | $16-$20

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Sunday, May 6

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Mother! FILM

Mother’s Day arrives a little early this month with Uncomfortable Brunch’s screening of Darren Aronofsky’s Mother! The film divided audiences upon its release last year; some loved its allegorical take on the Christian creation myth, while others loathed its chauvinistic take on the creative process – both valid interpretations. The only real controversy we saw was that no studio should have pegged this film for a wide release and marketing campaign. Audiences agreed, it seems, since CinemaScore – a company that measures audience reaction to movies – bestowed the film with an “F” score, something only 18 films have received since 1986. But if your mom is a fan of Jennifer Lawrence – or hates her and wants to see her go through some shit – Uncomfortable Brunch has you covered. Just don’t be surprised if you get written out of the will because of it. – Thaddeus McCollum 1 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | uncomfortablebrunch.com | $10-$12

Sunday, May 6

Functionally Literate + Housewifes LITERARY

Quarterly reading series Functionally Literate continues its flit throughout the city in its latest installment, a night at the Timucua arts house – they can’t be tied down! Expect them where you least expect them! Also un-pindown-able is the feminist art collective Housewifes, who partner with FuncLit on this show to create an immersive art environment. “A lot of the works in the show address the gendered boundaries between public and private, and we think the Timucua arts house is activated as a space (since it is a house) by these ideas being brought to attention in a visual, immersive way,” says Leah Sandler, a member of the collective. Installations, video and performance work take over the concert space, from which the usual seating will be removed to facilitate the observation of work by Jessica Earley, Candy Gonzalez, Rosemarie Romero and many more. The literary portion of the evening features six writers, including new work by poet Terri Witek, whose bravura reading performance is never not thrilling. Functionally Literate host Jared Silvia says, “One point of this event is to bring together two different artistic communities that too often operate in their own silos,” and it seems clear that tonight walls will fall in tribute to intersectionality. – Jessica Bryce Young 5 p.m. (readings start at 7 p.m.) | Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. | burrowpress.com/fl | free; RSVP requested

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Tuesday, May 8

Orlando Philharmonic 25th Anniversary: Yo-Yo Ma and Colin Jacobsen MUSIC

Founded in 1993, the Orlando Philharmonic Orchestra celebrates its quarter-century mark this week with an anniversary concert. The Phil has a reputation for programming that utilizes special guests, and this concert is no different. In addition to conductor Eric Jacobsen’s violinist brother and former collaborator in vaunted string quartet Brooklyn Rider, Colin, the Phil brings in the world’s most famous cellist, Yo-Yo Ma. The centerpiece of the concert is Brahms’ Double Concerto in A Minor, which fittingly provides plenty of space for two string players of Ma and Jacobsen’s caliber to shine. Don’t let the price tag dissuade you: This is sure to be a very special birthday indeed. – TM 8 p.m. | Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St. | 407-246-4262 | orlandophil.org | $100-$300

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MAY 2 Chris Cortez 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10-$20 suggested donation; 407-636-9951. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Josh Whitaker, Eely Pete, Mandee Joe 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. The Met Live in HD: Cendrillon 1 & 6:30 pm; Massenet’s operatic take on the Cinderella story. Multiple locations, Various local venues; $25.56; fathomevents.com. PK Fire, Sage., Sims Volour 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $5. Swamp Sistas Volunteer Jam 6-9 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; free; 407-295-1066.

THURSDAY, MAY 3 Bhad Bhabie Saturday at the Beacham

Blink 180-Deux, the Robinsons 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

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Brian Culbertson 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50-$49.50; 407-228-1220.

Jaialai, Glowing Nowhere, Tiger Fawn, Chapters, Mikel Aitor 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $8.

Victor Wooten Band With Sinbad 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $34.50-$59.50; 407-228-1220.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre, the Head 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-246-1419.

Jelly Roll, Struggle Jennings 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $20.

SATURDAY, MAY 5

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Matthew Logan Vasquez, Thorp Jenson, Wheeler Newman 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$14.

Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

May the Fourth Be With You: Star Wars House and Techno Celebration 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5; 787-244-6764.

Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

Nashville South: Raelyn Nelson Band, Whyte Tygers, Stephen Rock, Beemo, Crenshaw 7 pm; The Veranda at Thornton Park, 111 N. Summerlin Ave.; $5; 407-872-8454.

FRIDAY, MAY 4

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

A Night of Classic Hip Hop: Thirstin Howl the 3rd, Channel Live, Prince Powerule 8 pm; Blackstar, 42 W. Concord St.; $10; 407-375-9837.

George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $28; 407-934-2583.

The Opus 5 Woodwind Quintet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407-636-9951.

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Bhad Bhabie 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$125; 407-648-8363. Blue October, Flagship 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $54.75; 407-934-2583. Cinco de Mayo Street Bash: Victims of Circumstance, Bothering Dennis, Moonmen From Mars, 69 Fingers and more 3 pm; The Stranded Sailor Pub, 418 Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 321-362-8153. Cinco de Techno: Atnarko, Elias R., Carlos Mendoza and more 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $10. Collective Underground: Mendoza, Santos, User 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. DJ Spanky 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Running of the Chihuahuas Speakeasy Orlando’s former longest-running spoken word night, Speakeasy, returns with a new night (first Wednesdays), a new home and a new host, Trevor Fraser. The format is open to all forms of writing, and the mood is best when boozy. Get there early to sign up and pregame. 8 p.m. Wednesday; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; thenook.tk May the Fourth Be With You Sip & Stroll Audubon Park’s annual May 4 celebration of all things Star Wars returns this week. Dress as your favorite Jedi, Sith or droid and stroll through various stops in the district, picking up a drink at each spot. Check-in takes place inside Redlight Redlight, but if you’re not interested in drinking, you can still join the costume party. 5-8 p.m. Friday; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; $15-$20; audubonparkgardens.com

May the Fourth Burlesque You Just like the Rebel Alliance united political dissidents from many different worlds into a unified guerilla military, the Venue’s Star Wars-themed burlesque night brings together performers from the Ladies of the Peek-A-Boo Lounge, Emerald City Cabaret and Big Bang Boom! Cabaret for a night of intergalactic titillation. Sexy stormtroopers, sexy Sith, sexy droids – the only thing they’re missing is a sexy sarlacc. 9 p.m. Friday; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $18-$30; orlandoweeklytickets.com

Running of the Chihuahuas Most Cinco de Mayo events get our liberal snowflake blood boiling thanks to an overabundance of casual racism and cultural appropriation. But Cocina 214’s annual Running of the Chihuahuas gets a pass since the focus is on cute dogs. Watch the little puppers bork their way down the track while enjoying deals on Coronas, margaritas and tequila. Just leave the sombrero and fake ’stache at home. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Sunday; Cocina 214, 151 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free to attend, $15 to enter your chihuahua; cocina214.com

Hamilton Jan. 22-Feb. 10, 2019, at the Dr. Phillips Center

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Florida Music Festival, May 10-12 in Downtown Orlando Green Velvet, May 10 at the Beacham Mike Birbiglia, May 12 at the Plaza Live Hayley Kiyoko, May 12 at the Beacham Justin Timberlake, May 14 at Amway Center August Greene, May 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center Guided by Voices, May 16 at the Social Oh Wonder, May 16 at the Beacham New Found Glory, May 17 at House of Blues Hot Water Music, May 19 at the Social

Big Boi, May 23 at the Beacham

Paul Van Dyk, June 23 at Gilt Nightclub

David Crosby, May 26 at the Plaza Live

Maxi Priest, June 23 at House of Blues

Petit Biscuit, May 30 at the Beacham

American Aquarium, June 25 at Will’s Pub

The Dickies, June 1 at Will’s Pub

Daryl Hall & John Oates, June 26 at Amway Center

Flatbush Zombies, June 1 at the Plaza Live Joyner Lucas, June 2 at the Beacham Peter Hook & the Light, June 3 at the Plaza Live Lucero, Frank Turner, June 10 at House of Blues The Glitch Mob, June 10 at the Plaza Live Dua Lipa, June 13 at House of Blues

Erasure, July 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center Sam Smith, July 11 at Amway Center Deafheaven, July 17 at the Social Glass Animals, July 26 at House of Blues Sales, July 26 at the Social Rod Stewart, July 26 at Amway Center Janelle Monae, July 28 at House of Blues

Bomba Estéreo, Aug. 10 at the Plaza Live Shakira, Aug. 14 at Amway Center Steel Panther, Aug. 17 at the Plaza Live Paul Simon, Sept. 11 at Amway Center Kathy Griffin, Sept. 13 at the Dr. Phillips Center Fall Out Boy, Sept. 16 at Amway Center Owl City, Sept. 26 at the Plaza Live Andrew W.K., Sept. 28 at the Beacham David Byrne, Sept. 28 at the Dr. Phillips Center Hamilton, Jan. 22Feb. 10, 2019, at the Dr. Phillips Center

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FRIDAY, MAY 4

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George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic MUSIC

In the 1970s, Detroit singer/producer/interstellar being George Clinton was creating music at a rate that few have yet matched – save perhaps Prince – funneling his flood of songs and ideas into two main projects, funk outfit Parliament and psychedelic crew Funkadelic. Don’t be mistaken, though, Parliament-Funkadelic was in every sense a collective, a gloriously out-there troupe of outer space-obsessed musicians and artists who were at the top of their respective games, and who proceeded to change the face of popular music with albums like One Nation Under a Groove and Mothership Connection. Clinton and Parliament-Funkadelic created a lethally funky Afrofuturism that still sounds mind-blowing to this day, influencing everything from Dr. Dre’s West Coast rap empire to Liquid Liquid and Fishbone. Clinton is still proudly flying his freak flag and “getting down just for the funk of it,” and really, you should be doing exactly the same. – Matthew Moyer with Miss Velvet and the Blue Wolf | 7:30 p.m. | House of Blues, 1490 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista | 407-934-2583 | houseofblues.com | $28

Drew Williams 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Lauren Mitchell 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Live in Central Park Revisited 8 pm; Clermont Performing Arts Center Performance Hall, 3700 S. Highway 27, Clermont; $29.21-$42.43; 352-394-4800.

Markus Schulz 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699. Nature Boys, Parallel 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Patty & Mike 8 pm; Aloma Bowl, 2530 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-671-8675. Silent Cinco: The Headphone Party 4 pm; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; $15-$25; 407-917-0174. orlandoweekly.com

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Andrew McMahon, Allen Stone, Zac Clark 5:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-648-8363.

Eugene Snowden’s Watu Rhythm Band 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

Terrorizer, Faces of Many, Erode, Three Knuckles Deep, Alphaeus 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $16-$20; 407-322-7475.

Lush Agave, J.A.S.O.N., Maya Martinez, Jasmine Cindy, Marcyanne Hannemann 9 pm; A-Shop, 647 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$10 suggested donation.

Moneybagg Yo 9 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $30$50.

Rainy Day. Shewbird, the Belltowers 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

SUNDAY, MAY 6

MONDAY, MAY 7

Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Eliot & the Evening Noose, Cloudless, Archaic Love, Dyna.Liv 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Sum 41, Seaway, Super Whatevr 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27-$225; 407-934-2583.

TUESDAY, MAY 8 Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Pete International Airport 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $26; 407-648-8363. Chris Cortez 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10-$20 suggested donation; 407-636-9951. G. Love, Kristy Lee 9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; $20; 386-873-2943. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Magic Giant, Young Rising Sons 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-246-1419. Orlando Philharmonic 25th Anniversary: Yo-Yo Ma and Colin Jacobsen 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $100-$300; 407-246-4262. West Orlando Showcase: GlokkNine, Pig the Gemini and more 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $10.

THEATER 7 Campy Sins A gay porn producer and his actors must produce a legitimate Shakespearean play or face jail. Friday-Saturday, 7 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20; 407-496-2772; parliamenthouse.com. Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Stage adaptation of the popular children’s book. Saturday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $14-$20; orlandoshakes.org. The Hunchback of Notre Dame Musical based on the Victor Hugo novel about a physically deformed man and his unrequited love for a gypsy. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30$34; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Judy Moody & Stink: The Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Treasure Hunt Judy Moody and Stink have a swashbuckling adventure, involving cryptic clues, secret codes and tricky puzzles. Saturday-Sunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $15-$25; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com. Rock of Ages Broadway musical featuring hits from bands including Night Ranger, REO Speedwagon, Pat Benatar, Twisted Sister and more. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $20-$27; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com. 46

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COMEDY Drafts & Laughs Comedy Showcase Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778; roquepuborlando.com.

9801 International Drive; $15-$139; 321-3962399; theunityofdancefestival.com.

ART 1st Thursdays: Healing Arts Works in a variety of mediums focusing on science and healing. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

Enchanted Florida: Picturing Contemporary Landscape Paintings, photographs, and video art by Florida artists. Opens Wednesday, 6 pm, through Aug. 26; Art & History Museums – Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $6; 407-539-2181.

Culture Pop! Enchanted Florida Opening party for the museum’s latest exhibition, featuring live music, a pop-up exhibition, an experimental sound installation, light bits and

RAW Orlando: Magnify Pop-up group art show from the artists group. Wednesday, 7 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Blvd.; $22-$30; rawartists.org.

OPENINGS/EVENTS

The Funniest Night Ever Comedy Showcase Wednesday, 8 pm; Casselberry Patio Bar, 2671 S. Highway 17-92, Casselberry; free; 407.339.0511; casselberryspatiobar.com. The Geek Easy Comedy Show Hosted by Luke Tyler Dupuis. Thursday, 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Happier Hour Comedy Show Stand-up comedy showcase with a spotlight set. Fridays, 9 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; free; 407-986-1012.

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a cash bar. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Art & History Museums – Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

St. Johns River Festival of the Arts More than 150 regionally and nationally accredited fine artists and craftsmen line the streets. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-416-1779; stjohnsriverartfest.com.

EVENTS Cinco de Marielo Celebrate Cinco and bartender Mariel’s birthday with cocktail specials. Saturday, 7 pm; The Matador, 724 Virginia Drive; free.

Jim Norton Friday May 4, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35-$85; 407351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando. Nate Bargatze Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20-$50; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Shit Soup Weekly stand-up showcase. Wednesdays, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Vicki Lawrence & Mama: A Two Woman Show Wednesday, 7 pm; Sharon L. Morse Performing Arts Center, 1051 Main Street, The Villages; $45$80; 352-753-3229; getoffthebusconcerts.com.

DANCE Coby Project: Unspecified Improvised movement and performance art installations while the audience has the opportunity to shift and share their own experiences. Saturday, 8 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-695-8366; www.orangestudio4rent.com. May the Fourth Burlesque You Star Warsthemed burlesque performance from three different troupes. Friday, 9 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $18-$30; 407412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Todrick Hall: American The YouTube and Broadway star presents a new show full of singing, choreography and more. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $24.50$218.50; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. The Unity of Dance Festival Four-day dance festival with classes, music, parties, entertainment and more. Thursday-Tuesday, 10 am-midnight; Hyatt Regency Orlando, orlandoweekly.com

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Cinco de Mayo and Kentucky Derby Drink specials all day. Best derby hat gets a $50 bar tab. Saturday, 10 am; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

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Cinco de Mayo at Chela Cinco de Mayo party in the courtyard with tacos, drinks, live entertainment and more. Saturday, 2 pm; Chela Tequila and Tacos, 183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-985-5272; chelatacos.com.

Running of the Chihuahuas Bring your chihuahua to participate in short races, or just watch and enjoy drink specials. Sunday, 10 am-2 pm; Cocina 214, 151 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free-$15; 407-790-7997; cocina214.com.

Cinco de Mayo at Howl at the Moon Cinco celebration with blue margarita buckets. Saturday, 6 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; free-$10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com.

Taste of Haiti Celebration of Haitian culture, with live music, art, vendors and plenty of delicious food. Saturday, 2-8 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$40; eventbrite.com.

Cinco de Mayo at Redlight Celebrate Cinco with tacos from Swine and Sons and beer from Cervecera Hércules. Saturday, 3-7 pm; Redlight Redlight, 2810 Corrine Drive; free; 407-893-9832; redlightredlightbeerparlour.com. Cinco de Mayo Block Party Cinco de Mayo block party with a mechanical bull, DJs, food and more. Saturday, 11:20 am; Pepe’s Cantina – Winter Park, 433 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 321-972-4881; pepescantina.com. Cinco de Mayo Block Party on Pine Street Block party for Cinco de Mayo with mariachis, DJs, drummers, food trucks and more. Saturday, 2 pm; Bullitt Bar, 33 E. Pine St.; $10-$30; 407-839-0999. Cinco de Vegan Urbanico brings together the best of Central Florida’s plant-based cuisine with the added twist of celebrating the beauty that is the Mexican culture, food, music and artistry. Saturday, 2:30 pm; Dead Lizard Brewing Company, 4507 36th St.; free; 407-803-1396. Derby de Mayo Cinco de Mayo and Kentucky Derby party with chihuahua racing. Saturday, 4 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; free-$10; 407-395-9520; crookedcan.com. Juleps & Jockeys Kentucky Derby party with food, drinks, music, contests, a charity casino and more. Saturday, 1 pm; Celery City Craft, 114 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford; free; 407-915-5541; celerycitycraft.com. Lady Luck: A Night Out With the Girls A night of fashion, cocktails, wine, and light bites with casino tables, raffles, vendors and designers. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; $40-$50; 407647-0713; ladyluck2018.eventbrite.com. May the Fourth Be With You Sip & Stroll Star Wars-themed stroll through the district with drinks at multiple stops. Friday, 5-8 pm; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; $15-$20; audubonparkgardens.com.

Teako de Mayo Cinco celebration with the opportunity to win 12 cases of Corona. Saturday; Teak Neighborhood Grill, 6400 Time Square Ave.; various menu prices; 407-313-5111; teakorlando.com.

CIVICS Candidate Town Hall Series Town hall meetings with Democratic gubernatorial candidates. Thursday, 6-9 pm; First Unitarian Church of Orlando, 1901 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-898-3621.

LITERARY Free Comic Book Day Area comic stores participate in the national Free Comic Book Day, giving out tons of free books to customers. See website for a full list. Saturday; multiple locations; free; freecomicbookday.com. Functionally Literate and Housewifes Readings combined with art installations. Sunday, 5-9 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713; burrowpress.com/fl. Other. Magazine Release Party Release party for the biannual magazine with live music and cold beer. Wednesday, 7-10 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Speakeasy Monthly open format literary open mic. Wednesday, 8 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; thenook.tk. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

SPORTS Orlando City SC vs. Real Salt Lake MLS soccer. Sunday, 5 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $26-$350; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. The Orlando Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. All ages and new players welcome. Saturday, 7-9 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-246-4440. n orlandoweekly.com

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I wish I had a better question, but this is all I have: My friends and I were discussing the nuances of a straight orgy (a roughly equal number of male and female participants) versus a gang bang (one woman, many men), and we observed that there is no proper name for a one man, many women situation. The internet tells me it’s just a “reverse gang bang,” which is a very disappointing name. Can we please establish a new one? Curious Nonparticipant How does “pussy riot” grab you? And while we’re on the subject of flipping gendered expressions: A number of years ago, I was asked to come up with a female version of “sausage fest.” Sticking with the food theme, I proposed “clam bake.” Still mystified as to why it didn’t catch on. Married from 28 to 36, single the last three years, and celibate most of the last couple years. The last two years of my marriage were sexless, and I saw professionals until I was priced out. I could probably earn twice what I’m making now if I moved away, but my current job gives me the flexibility to spend afternoons with my young kids. Last year, I had a brief relationship (that included the best sex of my life), but I ended it because I needed more me time. So I lack the willingness or the confidence to be in a relationship, and I don’t have the cash to see pros. I’m not fussed by this. Should I be concerned about my celibacy? Absolutely Not Getting Sex Today Seeing as your celibacy is intermittent and by your own choice (you walked away from the best sex of your life for “me time”? What kind of mid-’90s Oprah bullshit is that?), ANGST, you’re unlikely to wind up hanging out on an “incel” forum filled with angry, violent, socially maladapted men who blame the fact that they can’t get laid on women and feminism. So long as you continue to take personal responsibility for all the sex you’re not having, there’s nothing to be concerned about. My boyfriend and I have been together for two years. When we first got together, we had sex every day. Then it dwindled. We had major problems along the way and separated this winter. During that time, he went to another state. We got back together longdistance, and I received many letters from him saying how much he wanted to have sex with me. He moved back two weeks ago, and we’ve had sex only twice. He used to say he wanted me to make the first move. But if he really wanted me, wouldn’t he make a move? I feel so neglected, yet he claims he loves me. Please give me some insight. No Sex For Weeks

He says he wants sex (with you), but he doesn’t make a move. You say you want sex (with him), but you don’t make a move. So how about this: The next few times you want sex, NSFW, make a move. If he fucks you two out of three times, maybe he was telling you the truth when he said he’d like you to make the first move. If he rebuffs you every time, then he doesn’t want to have sex with you – and you’ll have to make a move to end this relationship. I’m a youngish man who’s been in a loving relationship with an older woman for a year. The only area where the age difference comes into play is largely unspoken between us – she wants kids. All of her friends are having kids, and she’s nearing the end of her childbearing years. I’m nowhere near ready, and I sometimes question whether I want to be monogamous to any one person for life. We never discuss it, but I can tell how deeply this bothers her and that in her ideal world, I’d be ready to start planning a future with her. I’m racked with guilt at the possibility that by the time I’m ready for that level of commitment (or, worse, by the time I realize I never will be), she’ll be biologically incapable of having kids, which is really important to her. This is all complicated by the fact that this is easily the most loving, trusting, respectful relationship I’ve ever been in. Bond Afflicted By Years Speak, BABY: “Look, you want kids. I’m not ready, and I’m not sure I’ll ever be ready. Also, I’m not sure about lifelong monogamy. If we need to part ways so you can find someone who wants the same things you do and wants them now, I’ll be devastated but I’ll understand.” I’m a 22-year-old woman living in Central Asia doing development work. There are 14 other expats within an hour or two of me, but eight of them are in relationships. I’ve always been the “single friend,” and normally I don’t mind. But being surrounded by couples right now has been a tax on my mental health. I know I’m young and should be focusing on this amazing opportunity and my career, but I can’t help but feel lonely at times, especially since I can’t speak the local language well and these 14 other people are the only ones near me who speak English. What should I do? Single Anonymous Dame Math. Eight of the 14 nearby Englishspeaking expats are in relationships. That means six nearby expats are single like you, SAD. It’s not a lot of people to choose from in real numbers, I realize, but as a percentage – 40 percent of nearby expats are single – it’s statistically significant, as the social scientists say. Focus on this opportunity,

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focus on your career, and focus on that statistically significant number of nearby singles. My husband and I listen to your podcast, and we’ve become a little more open about our wants and needs as a result. Anyway, on two recent occasions, he shaved his pubes. Both times, I told him it was a turnoff. Like, I literally dried up when I saw it. He said he understood, yet now he’s about to take a trip with friends and he’s done it again. Chest too this time. Assuming he’s telling the truth and this manscaping effort is not about other women (eye roll), is it fair to me? Can I ask him to stop? Shouldn’t he want to stop if it’s a turnoff for me? Do I have to be GGG on this too? Not Into Bald Balls I feel your pain – but it’s not hair removal that’s an issue in my relationship, but hair growth. My husband would like to have a mustache. It’s his face (those are your husband’s balls), and he can do what he wants with his face (your husband can do what he wants with his balls). But I can do what I want with my face, and my face doesn’t touch his when there’s a mustache on it. Similarly, NIBB, you’re not obligated to touch your husband and/or his junk when he’s pubeless. When I’m out of town, my husband will grow a mustache, and I don’t complain or temporarily unfollow him on Instagram. So long as your husband’s balls/crotch/chest are smooth only when they’re far from you, it shouldn’t be an issue in your marriage – unlike the fact that you think he might be fucking another woman (maybe one who’s into bald balls?) or thinking about fucking other women. That’s an issue you’re going to want to address. CONFIDENTIAL TO EVERYONE IN TORONTO: You’re in my thoughts, aka atheist prayers. On the Lovecast, a sociological study of male escorting: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

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AUCTION EXTRASPACE STORAGE – STORE 1335 1101 MARSHALL FARMS RD, OCOEE FL 34761 Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd, Ocoee FL 34761, 05/18/2018 @ 12:30 pm: Jeffery Rego Unit H467, Household items, Monica Abernathy Unit I486, 1 bedroom apartment, furniture, boxes, Monica Abernathy Unit C232, Household furnishings. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 540 Cypress Parkway, Kissimmee Florida 34759, 863-240-0879 on 5/15/18 @ 3:30PM. ashnel Ivan Martinez-household items, Yaricelis Maldonado Pena- boxes, futon. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414-5303 on 5/15/18 @ 9:30 am. Stacey Modjeski household goods, furniture, Rafael Rodriguez tools, boxes, misc, Justin Roundtree household goods, table w/4 chairs, Enid Torres household goods, Amanda Billiter household goods, bedroom sets, Justis Billiter washer, dryer & misc items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

LIVE AUCTION Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: Lake Mary Auction 610 Rinehart Rd FL 32746 05/14/2018 @ 11:30am 407-333- 4355 0234 Jane Parks -household goods,1025 Kristi Mitchell –new customer, mattress set, 15 boxes, sofa, tv, 2083 Todd Gruenemeier, household items, 0663 Massiel Calenzani household goods, 0556 Michael Bemish household goods, 0581 Erin Reynolds household goods. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Michael Pagano, of 1175 Jaybee Ave, Davenport, Florida, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: PaganoPhoto It is the intent of the undersigned to register “PaganoPhoto” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 4/24/18 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates at 10:00 a.m. at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. May 17, 2018 4S3BE625647203882 2004 SUBARU May 18, 2018 RKRSE48Y9BA061896 2011 YAMAHA May 19, 2018 2CNBE13C216959037 2001 CHEVROLET 3GNDA13D36S595602 2006 CHEVROLET. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on May 15, 2018 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. N8AZ08T85W311757 2005 NISS 2G1WF52E739218776 2003 CHEVY

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO.B16-0023- DP IN THE INTEREST OF: A. H. DOB: 04/28/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jennifer Nelson (AKA Nikki or Nicole) 207 Stevenage Drive, Longwood, FL 32779 A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Kenneth R. Lester, Jr., Circuit Judge, on the 29th day of May, 2018 at 1:30 p.m. at the Seminole Juvenile Justice Center, 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, FL 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §39.802(4)(d) and §63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the State further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adopt orida.com/ Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Marissa Maxwell, Esquire, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, Children s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Ste. 150, Sanford, FL 322773 (407-328- 5656). Witness my hand and seal of this

court at Sanford, Seminole County Florida on this 6th day of April, 2018. Grant Maloy, Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller BY: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Court Seal. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ALACHUA COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.:01-2015- DR-649 DIVISION: AD IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND PROPOSED ADOPTION OF: C. M. R. (M) DOB: 09/25/2003, MINOR CHILD. NOTICE OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION, THE STATE OF FLORIDA TO: DONRELL CHRISTOPHER ROBERTS, 43 years old, African merican tall ith lac hair and eight n no n ddress n no n o are here notified that a etition nder oath has een filed in the a o e-st led co rt or the termination o o r arental rights to C a male child orn re ard Co nt Florida on 09-25- 2003, and or s se ent ado tion o are here commanded to e resent and ersonall a ear or a inal earing on the rd mended etition or Termination o arental ights and or ermanent Commitment or S se ent do tion e ore the onora le o ert roe a dge o the Circ it Co rt in Cham ers oom amil Ci il stice Center lach a Co nt Co rtho se East ni ersit en e aines ille Florida, 32601 on WEDNESthe th E 2018 AT 9:00 A.M, or as soon therea ter that co nsel ma e heard E SECT FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO TIMELY FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE AND THE PETITION WITH THE COURT AND TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE OR ASSERT REGARDING THE MINOR CHILD. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO HAVE AN ATTORNEY PRESENT TO REPRESENT YOU IN THIS MATTER. IF YOU WANT AN ATTORNEY BUT ARE UNABLE TO AFFORD ONE YOU MUST NOTIFY THE COURT AND THE COURT WILL APPOINT AN ATTORNEY TO REPRESENT nder the mericans ith isa ilities ct i o are a erson ith a disa ilit ho needs an accommodation in order to artici ate in a roceeding o are entitled to e ro ided ith certain assistance at no cost to o lease contact the Coordinator East ni ersit en e oom aines ille lorida at at least

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Legal Services, jennifer.shepard my families. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA E E S CASE NO.: DP17-540 IN THE INTEREST OF: B.P. DOB: 07/23/2017, Minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Christina Marie Palumbo Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren). You are to appear on June 19, 2018 at 11:30 a.m. before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson, Judge of the Court, at Juvenile Justice Center at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. Witness my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 24th day of April, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children s Legal Services, jennifer.shepard my families. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA S Shea estgate CASE NO.: DP16-513 In the Interest of: D. A., DOB: 06/20/2010, A. G., DOB: 04/10/2015, D.J., DOB: 07/08/2011, female children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Alberto Green, Address Unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge

Timothy R. Shea, on 8th day of May, 2018 at 9:300 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 3rd day of April, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esq., Florida Bar #0111746, Children s Legal Services, State of Florida, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, Layali.salem my families.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA S Shea estgate CASE NO.: DP17-157 In the Interest of: R. B., a female child, DOB: 03/09/2017 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Tiara Banda, Address Unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea, on the 5th day of June, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined

in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 11th day of April, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esq., Florida Bar #0111746, Children s Legal Services, State of Florida, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, Florida 32811, (407) 563-2380, Layali.salem my families.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP15-441 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: D.M. DOB: 02/07/2015, E. F. DOB: 02/19/2014 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Devins Morgan, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on June 4, 2018 at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 10th day of April, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. robak my families.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP14-511 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: H.S., DOB: 07/07/2005 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL

RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Liz Sanchez Garriga, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 2, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 10th day of April, 2018. This summon has been issued at the re uest of: Brittany Nesmith, Es uire, Florida Bar No.: 109542, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. Brittany.nesmith my families. com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on May 18, 2018 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/ or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2MEFM74W3Y 734021 2000/Mercury 1N4AL3AP2DC916021 2013/Niss 1D4GP25353B223736 2003/Dodge 9BWGK61J634054974 2003/Volk 1GCCS145218253228 2001/Chev 1FMZK03177GA10558 2007/Ford 2T1BU4EE7AC510328 2010/Toyt JTDBL40E79J048413 2009/Toyt JT2AC52L3W0299078 1998/Toyt 4JGAB54E22A350711 2002/Merz 1B4HR28Y2 F668594 1999//Dodg 2T1BR12E52C563146 2002/Toyt 3HGCM56437G704287 2007/Hond 1G8AN12F05Z123761 2005/Saturn 1B4HR48N42F153705 2002/Dodg

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2002/Mazd 2T3WFREV7FW192264 2015/Toyt 1GCDM19W91B146051 2001/CHEV ASTRO VAN NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2006 Honda VIN# 2HJYK16286H524900 2008 Ford VIN# 1FTSW30R 8ED30606 1995 GMC VIN# 1GTEC14H2SZ561897 2004 Pontiac VIN# 1G2NF52E04M573347 2014 Volkswagen VIN# 3VWJP7AT1EM624991 2003 Mazda VIN# JM1BJ227830649206 2000 Nissan VIN# JN1CA31D5YT763433 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 16, 2018 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT, RUTLAND UNIT, CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 299-6- 17 Rdcv, KILLINGTON TOWNHOUSES CONDOMINIUM ASSOCIATION, INC., PAUL KAUFMAN and GREGORY J. CAVA Plaintiffs v. INTERVAL OWNERS OF KILLINGTON TOWNHOUSES, Defendants SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF SERVICE BY PUBLICATION, TO THE FOLLOWING DEFENDANTS: Name, Interval #, Last Known Address: Mill Family Trust, c/o Stanley Krol, D2-22, 7512 Phillips Blvd- S-50, Orlando, FL 32819. Barnett Anita Prager, C3-26, 705 Crepe Myrtle Circle, Apopka, FL 32712. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF PARTITION ACTION. Buildings B, C, and D, and the Administrative Office of the Killington Townhouses Condominium located at 48 Innsbruck Lane in Killington, Vermont were destroyed by fire on March 6 and 7, 2015, and Building A was damaged by the fire. According to the records of the Killington Townhouses Condominium Association, you are listed as the owner of the abovereferenced Interval at the Killington Townhouse Condominium. Pursuant to the Killington Townhouses Declaration of Condominium and 27A VSA 2 124, Plaintiffs have commenced a partition action that involves you and the other Interval Owners at the Killington Townhouses Condominium. A copy of the Plaintiffs partition action is on file and may be obtained at the office of the Clerk of this Court, 83 Center Street, Rutland, Vermont. Plaintiffs seek to partition of the condominium property, authorize the Board of Directors of the Association to sell the condominium property, determine the net proceeds of insurance paid as a result of the fire and the proceeds of sale of the condominium prop-

erty, pay the Association s costs of this action including its attorney s fees, distribute the net proceeds of insurance and the net proceeds of sale of the condominium property to the Interval Owners, subject to adjustment for delinquent assessments, and terminate the common interest community. If you desire to participate in this suit, each of you is summoned to give or mail a written response, called an Answer, to the Plaintiffs within 42 days after the date on which this Summons and Notice was first published, which is June 13, 2018. If you choose to participate in this action you must send a copy of your Answer to A. Jay Kenlan, Es ., the Plaintiffs attorney, at 25 Washington Street, Rutland, VT 05701. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at: Vermont Superior Court, Rutland Unit, 83 Center Street, Rutland, VT 05701. ORDER The Affidavit of Jaye Thompson filed in this action shows that service of the partition action cannot be made on you with due diligence by any of the method provided in Rule 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure, and that service by publication is appropriate. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the abovenamed Defendants by publication as provided in Rules 4(d)(1) and 4(g) of those Rules. This Order shall be published once a week for two (2) weeks at least seven (7) days apart beginning on May 2, 2018, in the Orlando Weekly, a newspaper of general circulation in Orange County, FL. Dated at Rutland, Vermont, this 26 th day of April 2018. SAMUEL HOAR, JR., /s/ Samuel Hoar, Jr., Presiding Judge, Superior Court,Civil Division, Rutland Unit V I R G I N I A: IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE CITY OF COLONIAL HEIGHTS COMMONE T lainti v. THREE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-NINE AND 00/100 DOLLARS ($3,159.00) and WONG HUNG, Defendants. Case No. CL18-192 ORDER The object of the above captioned suit is to forfeit to the Commonwealth the described property or currency pursuant to Va. Code 19.2-386.1 et. se . It appearing by affidavit filed according to law that Wong Hung, whose last known whereabouts were in Orlando, Florida, is a non-Virginia resident individual; and, it also appearing that the Commonwealth without effect used diligence to ascertain the location of the remaining above-referenced Defendants in order to effect service of process, it is therefore ORDERED that the Defendants appear on or before June 7, 2018 at 9:30am in the Circuit Court of the City of Colonial Heights, 550 Boulevard, Colonial Heights, Virginia 23834, and do what is necessary to protect their interests.

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