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Publisher Graham Jarrett Associate Publisher Leslie Egan Editor-in-Chief Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writer Monivette Cordeiro Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Interns Deanna Ferrante, Marissa Mahoney, Rachel Stuart, Kim Slichter Contributors Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, James Dechert, Hannah Glogower, Liv Jones, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Nick McGregor, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Steve Schneider, Ken Storey

See you later, alligator I’m not sure these crocodiles are from where they say they’re from (“Florida now

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has a crocodile problem,” May 19). But then again, I could just be in da Nile. Henry Craft, via Facebook

Advertising Account Manager Lindsey Hahn Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Multimedia Account Executives Patty Fisher, Jessica Flynn, Harley Muniz, Scott Navarro Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz

The pythons need to ban Nile crocs and build a wall to make the Everglades great again. Lyle Luquette, via Facebook

Marketing and Events Events Director Zackary Rowe Events and Promotions Manager Brad Van De Bogert Marketing and Events Coordinator Rachel Hoyle

Someone who had these animals as pets released them in the wild! Totally irresponsible, but totally understandable

Creative Services Creative Services Manager Shelby Sloan Editorial Designer Chris Tobar Rodriguez Graphic Designer Melissa McHenry Graphic Designer Intern Ian Jones

when you allow people to “own” wild animals that they tire of and release into the wild!

Business Operations Manager Hollie Mahadeo Business Assistant Allysha Willison

Vernon M. Byron, via Facebook

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news & features 10 What a steal Female players on the U.S. Soccer team are paid a fraction of what their male counterparts make. Why?

13 Summer Guide

arts & culture

Oh honey, if they didn’t swim here (duh)

81 On Screens in Orlando

then someone smuggled them in while

Movies playing this week: Alice Through the

little and let them loose as they got too big

Looking Glass, X-Men: Apocalypse, The Lobster

to handle. No-brainer. The question is how

and more

many are now out there that have been born

music

here? Hmm.

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

73 Best of the Fest

82 Dreamweapon

Of all the 2016 Orlando Fringe shows we reviewed, these four are our favorites

Arty electro trio Moon Jelly unite the electronic

food & drink

Scott Hood, via Facebook

82 Picks This Week

There is no such thing as an “invasive species.” This is a ridiculous, pompous

tribes for one night

and outdated term, not supported by real 85 This Little Underground

science. The world is not a museum, and

75 Firmly planted

Henrietta validates the hype, Period Bomb shocks

animals and plants have been traveling

Daya’s approach to dining is rooted in compassion

the system, Empire Cinema energizes postpunk

around finding new niches for all of history. Humans need to quit ridiculously assuming

75 Tip Jar Italio and the Egg & I close, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

77 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

that everything needs to remain in a static

calendar

state except us.

86 Selections 88 The Week 89 Down the Road

Cat Jones, via Facebook

film 80 Film Listings

back pages

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

105 Free Will Astrology 105 Lulu Eightball 105 Gimme Shelter 106 Savage Love 107 Classifieds

80 Rock-it surgery Tilda Swinton hits most of the right nodes as a recovering singer in A Bigger Splash

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NEWS & FEATURES

Fans hold up a message at the Orlando Pride match against the Houston Dash April 23

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sport in America, even as its players are paid far less than their counterparts on the men’s national team,” according to their lawyer, Jeffrey Kessler. “We have dedicated our lives to this sport and our country, and we love our fans and the happiness this game has brought our team,” Morgan wrote in Cosmopolitan magazine, published 10 days before that match against the Dash. “We think it’s time for U.S. soccer to truly address the inequality and do what is right.” Before you dive into the figures surrounding the disparity, it’s important to note that the two teams operate under different structures due to their respective collective bargaining agreements. The majority of players on the national women’s team are paid a base salary of $72,000, with a $1,350 bonus if they win a game, according to the complaint. If the team plays and wins the required 20 friendly matches, a player could earn $99,000. But a player on the men’s national team, which operates on a “pay-for-play” system, could earn $263,320 if they won all 20 games, and even if they lost every

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team,” Lloyd says in an essay for the NYT. “We love those guys, and we support those guys. It’s with the federation, and its history of treating us as if we should be happy that we are professional players and not working in the kitchen or scrubbing the locker room.” U.S. Soccer also pays the salaries of USWNT players who play for National Women’s Soccer League teams, like the Orlando Pride. A player like Morgan or Solo, members of the national team, can get paid $56,000. But NWSL players who aren’t on the national team can earn salaries ranging from $7,200 to $39,700 for a six-month season. The salary cap for a team is $278,000, which does not include allocated players. The men’s Major League Soccer (MLS) salary cap for a team (including the Orlando City Soccer Club) is currently $3.66 million, but loopholes also allow teams to sign players outside of that salary cap. That’s what allows a designated player like Kaká to be paid almost $7.2 million in a base salary and bonuses. The salary range for non-designated players starts at $51,500 and goes to $457,500, not including team bonuses. Orlando Weekly reached out to representatives from Orlando City and Orlando Pride for comment, but did not receive a response by press time. A recent story by the New York Times

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s the Orlando Pride women’s soccer team won an exciting home opener on April 23 against the Houston Dash to a chorus of whoops and hollers from a record-breaking 23,403 fans, a handmade sign reminded everyone in the stadium that one thing was – and still is – unsettled. “EQUAL PAY FOR EQUAL PLAY,” read a white banner held up by fans near the back of the stadium. The public’s focus on pay equity in soccer was localized after Orlando Pride’s star forward, Alex Morgan, and four other players on the U.S. Women’s National Team filed a federal complaint against U.S. Soccer for wage discrimination, alleging they earned “as little as 40 percent” of what the U.S. Men’s National Team earned, despite the women’s team winning its third FIFA world cup last year (something their male counterparts have never done). Morgan, Carli Lloyd, Becky Sauerbrunn, Megan Rapinoe and Hope Solo argued in the complaint that their team is “the driving economic force for U.S. Soccer, the governing body for the

game, they’d still receive $100,000. The women’s team doesn’t get paid extra if they play more than 20 games, but players on the men’s team can get $5,000 to $17,625 each for additional games, according to ESPN. The New York Times reports that the World Cup pay structure is so skewed that “in 2015, the women’s team earned $2 million for winning the World Cup while the men made $9 million without advancing beyond the round of 16 in 2014.” Critics say this structure makes sense because the national men’s team has traditionally brought in more revenue to U.S. Soccer. But last year, the women’s team brought in $6.6 million profit, while the men’s team yielded slightly under a $2 million profit after expenses. Also, U.S. Soccer predicts the women’s team will bring in more than $5 million in profits the next fiscal year, while the men’s team may actually lose about $1 million. The revenue argument also doesn’t explain why the women’s team is allowed to play on artificial turf, why they have smaller per diem allowances or why they get paid less for sponsor appearances. U.S. Soccer has said it was “disappointed” in the players’ actions and contends that between top male and female players, the wage gap is only 2.2 percent less for women. “Our beef is not with the men’s national


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found that some NWSL players have to find side jobs because the majority of them don’t get the extra pay from playing for the national team. Ashley Nick, a midfielder for New Jersey’s Sky Blue FC, told NYT she supplemented her earnings by modeling and babysitting, while other players worked in coffee shops. The Oregonian reported two years ago that Portland Thorns players were taking outside jobs such as teaching classes or coaching youth teams to supplement their income. “The meager salaries make playing in the NWSL a labor of love as they sacrifice a living wage in hopes of seeing a U.S. women’s professional soccer league finally succeed,” the newspaper reported.

OUR BEEF IS NOT WITH THE MEN’S TEAM. IT’S WITH THE FEDERATION AND ITS HISTORY OF TREATING US AS IF WE SHOULD BE HAPPY THAT WE ARE PLAYERS AND NOT JUST WORKING IN THE KITCHEN. Local artist and teacher Lesley Silvia, who considers herself an Orlando City and Orlando Pride fan, says she’s noticed some subtle differences in the way the two teams are treated at games, even though they bring the same passion to the field. “For the Pride, they didn’t bring the fireworks, the DJs or the glitter cannons they bring for the men,” she says. “The supporters themselves were trying to rev up the crowd by making up chants and bringing in their own streamers.” Silvia says she noticed a similar discrepancy with Pride gear. For a while, the only team swag she could find to buy was a car magnet – and she searched unsuccessfully

at an Orlando City game for Pride jerseys and scarves when the women’s team was first announced. “This is the first year we have a women’s team, and I think a lot of people are just happy about that,” she says. “They don’t want to make any demands yet.” Amanda Anthony, a assistant professor of sociology at the University of Central Florida, agrees on this last aspect. “Orlando Pride is a pretty new team,” she says. “Some might consider it a bold stance to take that early on. They might be more concerned with establishing it first and building their reputation around the game itself.” Anthony says Morgan and the other four members who filed a complaint against U.S. Soccer are part of the larger national conversation surrounding the stagnating gender wage gap. A recent Cornell study found that women earn 79 percent of what men earn on an hourly basis, and while most of that gap has to do with gender differences in industry, occupation and caregiving roles played at home, researches found an 8 percent gap that can’t be accounted for by measured factors. The New York Times reported on another study this year that found when large numbers of women enter jobs traditionally held by men, the pay declines. Anthony adds that people who criticize players for complaining about their salaries because it’s higher than the salary of the average American worker derail the conversation surrounding the wage gap in soccer. That argument expects women to be grateful, and trivializes the overarching topic: Society still privileges men’s sports over women’s sports. “As celebrities, the players can get some of the conversation going to a certain extent,” she says. “Women and men have the same overall expectations in soccer. If you’re expected to do the same job, you should be expected to do it with the same pay.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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JUMP INTO SUMMER Make your June, July and August better with our suggestions for beaches and springs, cold sweet treats, stuff to do on rainy days and all the best events of the summer: concerts, movies, sports, Gay Days parties and of course places to see fireworks. Dive in!

Springs and swimming holes, page 17 Beaches worth a drive, page 18 Ice-cold gold, page 21 Stuff to do on rainy days, page 22 Music: top concert picks, page 25 Music listings, page 27 Film listings, page 42 Film: summer blockbusters, page 43 Gay Days/One Magical Weekend, page 47 Five free events to anticipate, page 51 Events: food, family and miscellaneous festivals, page 52 4TH of July fireworks, page 65 A how-to guide to your first OCSC match, page 67 Sports listings, page 68

ABOUT THIS PHOTO: Katie Williams is a surface water biologist and a third-generation Floridian born and raised in Orlando. She enjoys snorkeling, paddleboarding, camping, boating, fishing, and most any other activity that gets her outside and leaves her dirty and covered in bug bites. When she’s not outside, she enjoys cooking, gardening and collecting decrepit senior dogs from the shelter. Like any true outdoorswoman, she won’t be revealing her favorite waterways or campsites, but wishes you the best of luck exploring and finding your own this summer. Follow her Florida adventures on Instagram: @octohawk.

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WATERING HOLES

THESE ARE A FEW OF OUR FAVORITE SPRINGS

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he best way to deal with Central Florida’s steamy, sultry days? Get yourself underwater – preferably crystal-clear water surrounded by gorgeous greenery. Whether you prefer to kayak, canoe, paddleboard, tube or just wallow in the water like a sexy manatee, these springs have you covered. DEVIL’S DEN 5390 NE 180th Ave., Williston You can’t exactly work on your tan here, and the website (devilsden.com) says that “general swimming is prohibited,” but how could you possibly turn down a dip in a dry cave’s underground spring? At Devil’s Den, you can scuba-dive or snorkel among 33-million-year-old fossil beds and stalactite formations. The glowing underwater colors guarantee this will be your mostliked Instagram of the summer. DE LEON SPRINGS 601 Ponce de Leon Blvd., De Leon Springs De Leon Springs has a reputation for beautiful turquoise water and on your way down the boardwalk to the spring, you’re sure to see birds, butterflies and

diving, tubing, kayaking and canoeing are all allowed on the Blue Spring Run. (Fishing and boating are allowed on the nearby river, but not in the spring.) If you’ve got a scuba license, you should definitely check out the underwater cave lingering about 100 feet below the surface.

other wildlife. Canoeing and kayaking is popular, if you prefer to make your way through the spring one stroke at a time, but swimming, snorkeling and scuba diving are also allowed. If you don’t observe that whole “no swimming for an hour after eating” rule, a stop by the Old Spanish Sugar Mill for pour-your-own pancakes is a must.

ICHETUCKNEE SPRINGS 12087 SW U.S. Route 27, Fort White Back in the early 1900s, phosphate was mined in this park; you can still see some pits around the headspring. Cave-certified scuba divers can explore the Blue Hole October through March, but in summer it’s best known for its tubing. No motorized watercraft are allowed on the Ichetucknee River, so prepare to float lazily alongside otters, beavers and wood ducks.

BLUE SPRING 2100 W. French Ave., Orange City Blue Springs is the biggest spring on the St. John’s River, and probably very familiar to many Orlando residents. It’s a designated manatee refuge and home to a population of West Indian manatees during the winter, but in the summer it’s all about hanging in the H2O – swimming, snorkeling, scuba

SALT SPRINGS 13851 State Road 19, Salt Springs You might notice the water is a little tastier here than at other springs around Florida; that’s because Salt Springs’ waters contain a bit of potassium, magnesium and sodium salts. Spring vents form large pools perfect for a leisurely swim, but if you’re more of orlandoweekly.com

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an activity person, Salt Springs offers some pretty good fishing locales as well. SILVER GLEN SPRINGS 5271 State Road 19, Salt Springs About 10 miles down the road, Silver Glen is located in a beautiful patch of the Ocala National Forest. Its crystal-clear water is not only soothing, it also comes in handy when you’re trying to get a look at all the fish swimming around. Silver Glen is also the place that inspired Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings to write her best-known novel, The Yearling, in 1938. WEKIWA SPRINGS 1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka The classic choice. People of Orlando are very familiar with the spring at the end of the grassy hill known as Wekiwa Springs, so we won’t bore you with the details. It wouldn’t be a proper Orlando summer without at least one day here, so get some friends assembled and pick your activity for the day: canoeing, swimming, snorkeling, general chillin’. – Deanna Ferrante, Marissa Mahoney, Kimberly Slichter and Rachel Stuart MAY 25-31, 2016

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BEACHES

WORTH A DRIVE TREAT YOURSELF TO A CHANGE FROM THE ORDINARY

Holmes Beach, smack in the center of Anna Maria Island, boasts some of the most crystal-clear water Florida has to offer. The waves are just the right size and intensity for lazy sea tubing, so go ahead and float on.

LITTLE TALBOT ISLAND othing against New Smyrna, Daytona or Cocoa – they are totally and forever our Distance: 2 hours and 40 minutes go-to beaches, our quickest way to get a fix of sun, sand and salt. But sometimes Photography majors might faint at the sight we need to treat ourselves to a little something different. Here are a few beaches so of Little Talbot. The rest of us will have our great we don’t mind the extra mileage. Approximate drive times are listed, though YMMV. fun using the trees as a jungle gym. If you’re not a tree-hugger, just spend the day rolling AMELIA ISLAND GASPARILLA ISLAND around in the white sand. Distance: 2 hours and 51 minutes Distance: 2 hours and 59 minutes

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Not only do the beaches of Amelia Island offer dreamy white-sand vistas, you can rent and ride horses along the water’s edge. There’s also good shark’s-tooth fossil hunting for the souvenir-lovers.

You hear that noise? No? Exactly, because on Gasparilla Island seclusion is what it’s all about. This barrier island can get real scenic with all the natural wildlife hanging around. Go for a stroll and check out the restored lighthouse, built in 1890.

BLOWING ROCKS PRESERVE HOLMES BEACH Distance: 2 hours and 28 minutes SPLOOOOOOOSH! Gusts of water spurt Distance: 2 hours and 13 minutes out of rock formations during high tide, so get the camera ready for the water blast. It ain’t a bad spot for snorkeling, either: There are schools of tropical fish and sea turtles here.

LOVERS KEY Distance: 3 hours and 32 minutes Lovers Key came to prominence as a place where couples would seclude themselves for romantic rendezvous. No one’s saying you can’t get steamy on the dunes, but now there’s plenty more to do: kayaking, fishing, hiking and bald eagle watching.

SINGER ISLAND Distance: 2 hours and 35 minutes Don’t get too caught up with all the natural beauty on Singer Island, another barrier island gem tucked away on the Florida coastline. This wild, sandy spot is ideal for hiking, canoeing and paddleboarding, so drop the smartphone and go on an adventure. TIGERTAIL BEACH Distance: 3 hours and 49 minutes This isn’t your ordinary beach: You have to either kayak/canoe through or walk around a lagoon to actually get to the beach area, but once you’re there it’s a sight for sore eyes. You don’t even have to worry about packing a cooler, thanks to the Tigertail Beachside Cafe and their endless supply of hot dogs and chicken sandwiches. – Deanna Ferrante, Marissa Mahoney, Kimberly Slichter and Rachel Stuart

CALADESI ISLAND STATE PARK Distance: 2 hours and 24 minutes When you can only get somewhere by boat … well, let’s just say you’ll have a lot to brag about when you get home. You can have one of the best shelling experiences of your life or just drag a lounge chair to the warm waters for a relaxing afternoon.

FORT DE SOTO PARK Distance: 2 hours and 24 minutes Fort De Soto is vast. You can spend the whole day just playing fetch with your dog on the beach, head over to the pier for some relaxing fishing, or explore the ruins from the beach’s days as a military fortification. 18

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CEDAR KEY Distance: 2 hours and 16 minutes It might be alarming how many waves and smiles you receive on the way into Cedar Key, but that’s just the way the natives roll here. If you forgot to pack a lunch, head into town for some good clam chowder.


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SEVEN CHILLED-OUT DELIGHTS TO HELP YOU STAY COOL THIS SUMMER

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on’t be a hothead this summer when the temperature soars and the parched pavement radiates like an oven: Chill out with a frosty beverage or frozen treat to help you keep your cool.

IGLOO King Bao, 710 N. Mills Ave, 407-237-0013, facebook.com/kingbaoorlando Creamy vanilla ice cream fills the interior of a sticky rice-flour bao bun that’s then deep-fried to perfection before being drizzled with caramel and dusted with crushed honey-roasted peanuts. BLUEBERRY WINE SORBET Kelly’s Homemade Ice Cream, 3114 Corrine Drive, 321-226-8685, kellyshomemadeicecream.com Delight in the fragrance of fresh Florida blueberries in this aromatic and alcoholic palate-cleanser made from Plant City’s own Keel and Curley sweet blueberry wine. SALTED CARAMEL GELATI Jeremiah’s Italian Ice, multiple locations, jeremiahsice.com Indulge in a tantalizingly refreshing combination of sweet and salty when caramel Italian ice is sprinkled with a hint of sea salt and perfectly interwoven with a velvety swirl of chocolate-and-vanilla soft-serve. CHOCOLATE-DIPPED PEANUTBUTTER TWISTEE IN A FANCY WAFFLE CONE Twistee Treat, multiple locations, twisteetreat.com Rich, creamy, peanut-buttery soft-serve is mounded atop an ornately chocolatedipped and sprinkle-clad handmade waffle

cone before being dipped into a vat of molten fudge that flash-hardens into a crunchy shell. TRADITIONAL EGG CREAM The Soda Fountain, 2525 Edgewater Drive, 407-540-1006, thesodafountain.com Be transported to the hip streets of New York circa 1950 with one sip of this oldfashioned fizzy treat combining milk, local seltzer water and Fox’s U-Bet chocolate syrup, just like your bubbe used to make it. SEX APPEAL Better Than Sex Dessert Restaurant, 1905 N. Orange Ave., 407-761-8949, betterthan sexorlando.com Arouse your sense of chill with a suggestive sparkling spritz of Italian moscato wine in a flute dripping with white chocolate around the rim and touched with a tickle of pink sugar. CHOCOLATE-BANANA-SEA SALT POP Yum Yum Pops, available at the Audubon Park Community Market, Mondays at 1842 E. Winter Park Road, yumyumpops.net Melt away in dairy-free bliss with an organic pop made without artificial ingredients, corn syrup or chemicals. Anything but junk food, this cocoa-y, fruity pop proudly contains Mannix Family premium organic vanilla and Florida organic evaporated cane juice as its primary sweeteners. – Justin Braun orlandoweekly.com

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THINGS TO DO ON A RAINY DAY HOW TO MAKE THE BEST OF A SOGGY SITUATION

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f there’s one thing every Orlandoan knows, it’s that summer always has its fair share of monsoon-like weather. Here’s some stuff to do on those days when the beach is out of the question.

GAZE LONG AND HARD AT SOME MODERN ART AT OMA Contemplate the postmodern vision of the creative masterminds collected in this year’s Florida Prize exhibition – or spend the day sneaking Snapchats with the art, no judgment. Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave., 407-896-4231, omart.org

TAKE IN THE FLOOR SHOW AT MANGO’S Get an eyeful of Mango’s feather-costumed “world-famous” showgirls plus salsa, samba and hip-hop dancers while downing dinner and drinks; you may even get asked to join the conga line. Mango’s Tropical Cafe Orlando, 8126 International Drive, 407-673-4422, mangos.com BOWL A FEW FRAMES AT COLONIAL LANES Channel your inner Lebowski (order a White Russian instead of a bucket of beers, if you like), scarf a grilled cheese from the snack counter, then move into the dark, cave-like bar and take over the TouchTunes. Colonial Lanes, 400 Primrose Drive, 407-894-0361, coloniallanes.net

DESIGN YOUR OWN ROLLER COASTER AT OSC You can’t be outside riding one, but at Orlando Science Center’s Kinetic Zone, you can build and test your own coaster. If you’re not careful, you may learn something. Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St., 407-514-2000, osc.org

SHOOT FREE POOL AT SPORTSTOWN BILLIARDS Perfect your trick shot on Sportstown’s dime. Head into this local staple before 4 p.m. and shoot pool for free, or just chill out in the gaming room, which is kind of like a hipster version of Dave and Busters. Sportstown Billiards, 2414 E. Robinson St., 407-894-6258, sportstownbilliards.com

CATCH A MATINEE AND GRAB LUNCH AT ENZIAN THEATER Skip the crowded, Slushee-sticky floors of the mall movie theater and enjoy a matinee at the Enzian, where you can order a real meal and you won’t have to fight a stranger for cup-holder dominance. Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-629-0054, enzian.org

GET COMPETITIVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT THE WHIRLYDOME Step up your mad bumper-car skills with a match of Whirlyball, a basketball/hockeyesque game you play in a tiny car. Make the game interesting by having losers pay for drinks after. WhirlyDome, 6464 International Drive, 407-212-3030, whirlydome.com

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LOSE HOURS OF YOUR LIFE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AT PLAYER 1 Instead of sitting at home like a loser on a rainy day, prove to the rest of the gaming community that you’re a master at Mario Kart, the king of Call of Duty or a pinball power player. Player 1 Video Game Bar, 8562 Palm Parkway, 407-504-7521, player1orlando.com DEFY GRAVITY INDOORS AT IFLY SKYDIVING Get the thrill of skydiving without the potential risk of becoming a human pancake after hurtling out of an airplane 8,000 feet up. iFly Indoor Skydiving, 6805 Visitors Circle, 407-903-1150, iflyworld.com GRAB THE CHECKERED FLAG LIKE AN EARNHARDT AT K1 SPEED It’s no Talladega, but it’ll still feel sweet when you crush the rest of the squad screeching around the track to the finish line during an indoor go-kart race. K1 Speed Orlando, 9550 Parksouth Court, 407-434-7500, k1speed.com PEG YOUR FRIENDS AND LEAVE A BRUISE AT ORLANDO PAINTBALL It’s never not fun. Even pacifists can’t help

but unlock their inner predator when thrown into a game of paintball. Orlando Paintball, 7215 Rose Ave., 407-294-0694, orlandopaintball.com TEE OFF IN CADDYSHANKS’ VIRTUAL GOLF SPORTS PUB If the rain has you missing your tee time, you can still hit a few balls at CaddyShanks’ virtual golf field. It’s like the course and the 19th hole all mixed into one. CaddyShanks, 4882 New Broad St., 407-574-6570, caddyshanks.com LAUGH UNTIL IT HURTS AT SAK COMEDY LAB Throw out some outrageous suggestions and watch the comics at SAK turn “man in yellow hat” and “minty toothpaste” into a side-splitting song or scene. SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave., 407-648-0001, sakcomedylab.com GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS AT AIGUILLE Climbing up a rock wall isn’t that much easier just because it’s indoors. Give bouldering a try, or climb around on a shorter wall like you’re Spider-Man. Aiguille Rock Climbing, 999 Charles St., Longwood, 407-332-1430, aiguille.com – Deanna Ferrante, Marissa Mahoney, Kimberly Slichter and Rachel Stuart

“THE LOST STEPS (AFTER STEICHEN, OITICICA, DERRIDA),” BY SERGIO VEGA

GO CRATE-DIGGING AT ROCK N ROLL HEAVEN Orlando has plenty of places to find rare vintage or brand-new vinyl (besides RNR Heaven, there’s Park Ave CDs, Uncle Tony’s Donut Shoppe and East-West Music, just for a start). But this Ivanhood mainstay could keep you busy for hours flipping albums while you sit out a thunderstorm. Rock N Roll Heaven, 1814 N. Orange Ave., 407-896-1952, rock-n-rollheaven.com

The Florida Prize in Contemporary Art through Aug. 14 at OMA


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ere are our nine most anticipated concerts of the summer, spanning a range from pop to hip-hop to noise to R&B. If nothing here rings your bell, peruse our Summer Guide music listings, which stretch from page 27 to page 40, for so many more options. THE CLAYPOOL LENNON DELIRIUM Caught with a rare mutual moment of free time between their myriad projects, bassist Les Claypool (Primus) and polymath Sean Lennon got together at Claypool’s house and started casually jamming out “old school psychedelic prog.” Pleased with the results, they recorded the songs that would became Monoliths of Phobos and decided to take the show on the road. 6 p.m. Saturday, June 4, at the Beacham, $30-$45 JUSTIN BIEBER It doesn’t even matter what I say about this show, but here goes. By the time of the Orlando date, Bieber is going to be a total fucking machine, as the worldwide tour for his new album Purpose will have been steamrolling teenage dreams since March. It’s his first extended tour in three years,

and though the set will be Purpose-heavy, he does bust out “Baby” and apparently even plays both guitar and drums during varying points in the evening. 7:30 p.m. Thursday, June 30, at the Amway Center, $47.50 KOOL KEITH Cult hip-hop legend Kool Keith (Ultramagnetic MCs, Rhythm X, Dr. Octagon, Dr. Dooom, etc.) has been a Zeliglike figure in popular music for over two decades, always changing and innovating, but avoiding the harsh glare of mainstream appeal. He is one of the most singular and entertaining performers in hip-hop, so don’t miss the only Florida show of his tour. 9 p.m. Friday, July 1, at Will’s Pub, $16-$20 CLOUD RAT State-of-the-art grindcore madness is what

albums influenced everyone from Nirvana to Sunn0))). Carlson now leads Earth in more cinematic, ornate directions but still with the same glacial pacing. 8 p.m. Friday, July 29, at the Social, $20

the Michigan-based punk band Cloud Rat deal in. The guitar/drums/vocals (NO bass) trio has released four lightspeed albums and nearly as many EPs and splits in their brief five-year run; vocalist Morgan is already establishing herself as one of the great grind screamers. 8 p.m. Sunday, July 24, at Uncle Lou’s, $8 GUNS N’ ROSES Will they? Won’t they? Although a good deal of the intrigue around this concert is speculation about whether GNR will even show, how many “original members” they’ll be down to, or if Axl will still be confined to his guitar throne, there’s no doubt that if they stick to early material, this one will be memorable. 8 p.m. Friday, July 29, at Camping World Stadium, $60 EARTH On the exact same night as the GNR extravaganza, you could opt for a very different take on musical heaviness with the double bill of Earth and Japanese avant-garde metal band Boris. In 1989, Dylan Carlson began his drone project Earth, whose early orlandoweekly.com

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MAXWELL R&B and neo-soul icon Maxwell spent the last three years working on his eagerly anticipated blackSUMMERS’night opus, which left a Maxwell-shaped void in the popular music landscape. That’s all over now, as the Man has shut down his lab, wrapped the album and is ready for an extended summer tour. August just got that much more sultry. 7 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 3, at the Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts Walt Disney Theater, $45 AVA MENDOZA AND JESSICA PAVONE A rare pairing from two new titans of experimental/improvised music, this double bill of guitarist Ava Mendoza and violist/violinist/bassist Jessica Pavone promises to be a mind expander. Whether in countless collaborative ventures or individual sonic excursions, each has carved out her own distinctive aesthetic. Close out the summer with some adventurous listening. 7 p.m. Thursday, Aug. 25, at the Gallery at Avalon Island, donations encouraged – Matthew Moyer MAY 25-31, 2016

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Drag the River, Bartender Brian, Dancehall Revelry, Johnny Knuckles 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Neon Hitch 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; $10$20; 407-968-3888. Ongoing Concept, Hotel Books 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Pro-Pain, Murderfly, Destructonomicon, Rhythm of Fear, Ginko Balboa, I Owe Nothing 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-418; 407-673-2712. Punk on the Patio: Woolly Bushmen, the Sh-Booms, Zap Dragon & the Attack 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5.00; 321-245-7730. THURSDAY, JUNE 2

Alejandro Escovedo 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419. Eptic, Must Die!, Skism 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$25; 407-872-0066. The Genitorturers, Abbey Death, Lydia Lunch Retrovirus 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$25; 407-704-6261. She Wants Revenge 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $17-$28; 407-934-2583. Surfin Serf, Seafoam Walls, Euglossine, Maximino 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. FRIDAY, JUNE 3

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Bas 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

The Cheaters 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$12; 407-704-6261.

Birks and Buster, David Duff, Elliot James 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $10; 407-623-3393.

Emblem3, Megan Nicole, the Ready Set 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19.50; 407-934-2583. En Vivo: José Alberto, Tony Vega, Hector Tricoche 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $28-$43; 407-351-5483. Kira Kira Pop: Slime Girls, Cherry Wallflower, Skybox, Hoshikuzu Kid 9 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-4494. Milka 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Oak Hill Drifters 8:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. Pasty Cline, Sad Jeremy, Zoya Zafar, Donkng, Happy to See You 9:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Robotman 9 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-259-8036. Ruby Rose 9 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $25-$40; 407-317-9129. Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend III: The Final Fuck through June 4; multiple locations; $31.50. SATURDAY, JUNE 4

Andy Black, Colours 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-246-1419.

The Claypool Lennon Delirium 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $30$45; 407-648-8363. Death Tremors, Zea Sy, Gruvv, Midnight Inspector 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-228-0804. Ednita Nazario 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $70.25$152.25; 407-934-2583. Ellie Goulding 7 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $27.50-$57.50; 407-823-6006. Erotic City: DJs Andrew Spear, Nigel John & BMF 9 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Free the People 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Hurricane Party: The Supervillains, Zach Deputy, Whole Wheat Bread, many more 11:30 am; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15-$20; 407-322-7475. Sunshine Mathews: A Tribute to Female SingerSongwriters 7 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $25; 352-385-0034.

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Scholars & Scoundrels, Bothering Dennis, Sweet Cambodia 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. MONDAY, JUNE 6

The Hooten Hallers, Prison Wine 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7. Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $26.50-$53.50; 407-351-5483. TUESDAY, JUNE 7

Kenny Holland 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.

Reverist, the Getbye, the Wilderness, Loi Jeanette 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$12; 407-246-1419.

THURSDAY, JUNE 9

Cyndi Lauper 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39.50-$474; 844-513-2014. Freedy Johnston As part of the Living Room Series. 8 pm; Lennon Room, Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $23; 407-351-5483. Kill the Noise, Wuki, Kiko, Krybtonite 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$25; 407-872-0066. Lunglust, Ad Nauseum, Burn to Learn, Drycraeft 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. The Magician 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $10-$15; 407-317-9129. Refused, The Coathangers, Plague Vendor 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-648-8363.

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ATB, Venice 10 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $15-$20; 407-317-9129. Cognitive, Alpha Decay, I the Jury, Venomous Fiction, Damn Thy Name 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $8-$10; 407-322-7475. Heart Shaped Box 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Multiple Me, the Getbye, E-Turn 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Orlando Rocks!: Maybe if You Hit It, Black in the Mind, Darko Gray 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Rico Monaco Band, Floodwork 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $13-$18; 407-704-6261. Selena Gomez 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $49.50-$79.50; 800-745-3000. Tiny Moving Parts 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. CONTINUED ON PAGE 31

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Panther Camp, Rebuilder, Penskie File, Overdale, Grave Return 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$8.

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Chris Botti & Joshua Bell 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $65-$110; 844-513-2014. Code Red: Cece Teneal Birthday Celebration 9 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$150; 407-704-6261. The Getbye 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Gogol Bordello, Frank Turner & The Sleeping Souls 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $32.50-$45; 407-648-8363. Infected Mushroom 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$15; 407-504-7699.

Western Suns, SunGhosts, The States, Wales 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $8-$10; 407-246-1419.

The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Yardis & Stephan 8 pm; The Imperial, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992.

Beebs, Myverse, Coastal Breed, Boxelder 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583.

Woodstock (Crosby, Stills & Nash Tribute), the Boxers (Simon & Garfunkel Tribute) 7:30 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $25-$35.

St. Lucia 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$23; 407-246-1419.

Cory Branan, Big Shoals 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

THURSDAY, JUNE 16

Pity Sex 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Yung Lean, Sadboys 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-872-0066.

Guttermouth, Dutch Nuggets, Class of 86, Swift Knuckle Solution, Armageddon Man 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

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Aaron West & the Roaring Twenties, Allison Weiss, Can’t Swim, Cold Collective 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13.50; 407-999-2570. The So So Glos, Honduras 7:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. MONDAY, JUNE 13

Kidz Bop 5 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$75; 407-228-1220. Sevensins, Auditory Armory, Funeral for a Clown, (de)Absolve, In the After, Love Destruction 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $7; 407-673-2712. Thrice, La Dispute, Gates 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $23; 407-934-2583.

Trae Tha Truth 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$25; 407-246-1419.

Morningside Lane, Drycraeft, the Jodones, Straight Jacket, Spoilsport 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

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Blessing a Curse, Hungover, Actions Speak Louder, Fight Fall, Luv Lost 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Mystery Artist 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$10; 407-872-0066.

Classic Albums Live: Jimi Hendrix’s Are You Experienced? 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483.

Swept, the Knick-Knacks, Dumberbunnies, the Zigs 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

Handmade, Amigo, Hoverounds, Delta & Dawn 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

What So Not, Kiko, D3V 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407-246-1419.

Oh Wonder, Lany 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $16-$18; 407-648-8363.

Yacht Rock Revue 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$25; 407-228-1220.

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Fiend Without a Face, Moonmen From Mars 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

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Candy Hearts, September Stories, Chase Huglin 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. THURSDAY, JUNE 23

Buckcherry, Adelitas Way, Biters 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$35; 407-228-1220.

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Gondwana, I-Resolution 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419. Ingrid Michaelson, Magic!, Simple Plan 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $29.50; 407-934-2583. The Welzeins, Mantra Love, the Woolly Bushmen 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. FRIDAY, JUNE 24

Baby Anne 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419.

Los Van Van 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $28-$38; 407-351-5483. The Never Forget Music Fest: I Never Sleep, Scumfox, Wayne Meadlo, DEET, Gypsy Walking, Bear Princess, the Shitbags 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Richie Ramone, Panther Camp, Swift Knuckle Solution 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$14. SATURDAY, JUNE 25

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $27.95$87.95; 800-745-3000. Edo G., SplitSoul, C.M.R., Dub, MC Freak 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Encuentro Salsero: Camilo Azuquita, Hector Tricoche, Nino Segarra 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $42.25$62.25; 407-934-2583. The Murder Junkies, Moonmen From Mars, Room Full of Strangers, American Party Machine, Taped Fist, 13

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Grave Gnosis, Lore, Burn to Learn, Bhavachakra 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 407-270-9104. Jesus Culture 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $28.50; 407-934-2583. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29

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Collaborator 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-246-1419. THURSDAY, JUNE 30

5th Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. The Great Outdoors Jam through July 3; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $50-$120; 352-383-8393. In This Moment, Hellyeah 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $25; 407-351-5483.

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Justin Bieber 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $47.50-$112.50; 800-745-3000.

Instore Performance 5 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275.

Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$14; 407-322-7475.

Modern Baseball, Joyce Manor, Thin Lips 5:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$24; 407-648-8363.

Psycroptic, Beyond Creation, the Zenith Passage, Sons of Ragnar, Emporos, Darkness by Design 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712.

Orlando Rocks!: Filth, Mr. Bella, Soulswitch, Meka Nism 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Twenty One Pilots 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $23-$43; 800-745-3000.

Resinated 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Venom Inc., Necrophagia, Key, Arakara, Thicket 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $17-$20; 407-673-2712.

Warped Tour 11 am; Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; $40; 407-649-7297.

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The Doubleclicks, Marc With a C 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5-$10 suggested donation; 407-332-9636.

Steve Aoki, Bebe Rexha, Jump Smokers 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50; 407-934-2583.

Boho Sessions: Wonky Tonk 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Trig, Mayor Black, Dex Carter 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570.

Chris Rivers 7:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12-$25; 407-246-1419.

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Corey Smith 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19.50$30; 407-934-2583.

The Funeral Portrait, the Ivory, the Knowing Within 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475. Kool Keith 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $16-$20. Modern Baseball Acoustic

Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Golden Pelicans 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$13.

The Gatorbone Band 7-9:30 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $20; 407-877-4736. KISSiT (KISS Tribute Band) 8 pm; West End

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Nothing, Wrong, Culture Abuse 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14; 407-999-2570. Pinegrove, Sports, Half Waif 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. TUESDAY, JULY 5

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Culture Club 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $55.50-$126; 407-351-5483.

Chino Y Nacho, Guaco 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $52.25$212.25; 407-934-2583.

Nothin’ Fancy 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25; 407-877-4736. SUNDAY, JULY 10

FRIDAY, JULY 8

Hotelier, Told Slant, Bellows 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

Austin Lucas, Matt Woods 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

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Halsey, Bad Suns 8 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $27.50-$37.50; 407-823-6006. Myka Relocate, Lights Up the Sky, Out Came the Wolves 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Punk on the Patio: Golden Pelicans, Autarx, Vicious Dreams 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5.00; 321-245-7730. THURSDAY, JULY 7

Blood on the Dance Floor, Brokencyde, Stephen Joseph, Wolf Amongst Sheep 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

Kian & JC 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$40; 407-228-1220. Nora En Pure 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419. Oblivious Signal, Red Calling, Sugarless, Quantum X 8:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $6-$8; 407-322-7475. SATURDAY, JULY 9

American Idiots, Weeze, Blink 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419. The Getbye 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

Ground Water Mafia, Hell Garbage, Jiblit Dupree, Nø _utlet, Blowtorture, Banned, Bacon Grease 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104. MONDAY, JULY 11

Summerland Tour featuring Sugar Ray, Everclear, Lit, Sponge 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $33.50-$48.50; 407-351-5483. THURSDAY, JULY 14

Create: Grand Opening 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-872-0066. Ism, Flat Land 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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Appetite For Destruction 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$15; 407-246-1419. Nostradogmus, Nutter, Crit, Zap Dragon & the Attack, Handmade Amigo 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Pearl Jamz 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

between Weber and Montana streets; contact for price. Lonesome River Band 7-9:30 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25; 407-877-4736. SUNDAY, JULY 24

Richard Sherfey & All God’s Children, Kyle Cox, Christian Lopez, Jeff Kostella 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Cloud Rat, Closet Burner, Deformed, Burn to Learn, Kaya 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104.

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Zakk Wylde, Tyler Bryant & the Shakedown, Jared James Nichols 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $26-$49.50; 407-228-1220.

Space Camp, Shania Pain, Tyler Grimmel, Banned, the DHI 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations accepted; 407-270-9104.

Fall of Troy, ‘68, Illustrations 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

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THURSDAY, JULY 21

Chris Robinson Brotherhood 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22$25; 407-648-8363.

Alien Ant Farm, Perish Lane, Adolescent Theory, Dylan Mathews & the Flips, Levity, Roxx 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $15; 407-322-7475.

Razorz Edge 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570.

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Deep, I Died a Hero, Severed by Faith, Severed Sun 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475.

The Claire Lynch Band 7 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25; 407-877-4736. Classic Albums Live: The Doors’ L.A. Woman 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483. Lady Moonbeam, Aileron27 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Murderfly, Three Knuckles

In Dying Arms, It Lies Within, the Wise Man Who Fears 6 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $12-$15; 407-730-3999. THURSDAY, JULY 28

Steppin’ Stones 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570.

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Beres Hammond 10 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $50-$75; 407-351-5483. The Stolen, Mike Schiavo 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. SATURDAY, JULY 23

Fresh Produce Orlando 5 pm; Mills 50, North Mills Avenue

Boris, Earth, Shitstorm 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419. Dikembe, Slingshot Dakota, Expert Timing 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10; 215-932-1314.

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Hunny, Frights, Gymshorts 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. SUNDAY, JULY 31

Boho Sessions: Synergy Violins 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Niceville, Scott Cater Jr., Jon Gant, Chi Chi Gregor 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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Vista; $132.25; 407-934-2583.

Bayside 7:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $17; 407-351-5483.

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Hey Mercedes, Microwave, Pohgoh 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $14$16; 407-246-1419. Murderfly, I Died a Hero, Venomous Fiction 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475.

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Maxwell, Ro James 7:30 pm; Dr. Phillips Centers, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45$350; 844-513-2014.

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David Bazan, Michael Nau 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-246-1419. TUESDAY, AUG. 9

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Hillsong Worship, Kari Jobe, Bethel Music 6 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $27.95-$47.95; 407-823-6006. Motion City Soundtrack, A Great Big Pile of Leaves, Rozwell Kid; Saturday 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583. SUNDAY, AUG. 14

Alice Cooper 8 pm; Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $45-$725; 844-513-2014. David Liebe Hart, Danny Feedback’s Crack Rock Opera, Reverend Faux and the Hypercube Lab 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Day6 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena

BJ Barham (of American Aquarium) 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$20. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 24

The Australian Pink Floyd Show 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $29.50$39.50; 407-351-5483. FRIDAY, AUG. 26

Classic Albums Live: Bruce Springsteen’s Born in the USA 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $14-$24; 407-351-5483. SATURDAY, AUG. 27

Red Not Chili Peppers 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. TUESDAY, AUG. 30

Goo Goo Dolls, Collective Soul, Tribe Society 7:30 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $46.50-$80.50; 407-351-5483.

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Punk on the Patio: Western Sons, Raising Cadence, Scholars & Scoundrels 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5.00; 321-245-7730.

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TUESDAY, AUG. 23

Two Cow Garage 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

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Kitty Tsunami, Chickenhawks, Dumber Bunnies, Buffy 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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FILMLISTINGS FRIDAY, JUNE 3

Date Night Movie: The Intern Enjoy an outdoor movie in a beautiful garden. BYOB. 8:30 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. SATURDAY, JUNE 4

Book to Big Screen: Jurassic Park Enjoy the 1994 film on the big screen at the Enzian Theater at a special ticketed event. 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. PJs & a Movie: John Hughes Night Watch Sixteen Candles and Pretty in Pink while enjoying drink specials and competing in a Best Pajamas contest. 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $8-$10; 407-704-6261. The Rocky Horror Picture Show Experience Give yourself over to absolute pleasure! Virgin kits and VIP tickets available. 8 pm; DoubleTree By Hilton Orlando at Sea World, 10100 International Drive; $15-$25; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. SUNDAY, JUNE 5

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Breaking the Waves Heartbreaking film about a young woman whose husband is injured in an industrial accident and urges her to find other lovers. Noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org. TUESDAY, JUNE 7

One Night for ONE DROP This completely original production features artists from each of the eight Las Vegas Cirque du Soleil productions alongside renowned guest performers. 7 pm; multiple locations; $15; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8

Ghostbusters Celebrate the upcoming release of the new version with the original misfit parapsychologists as the classic film returns to select cinemas nationwide for a special event. 2 & 7 pm, also Sunday, June 12; multiple locations; $13; 855473-4612; fathomevents.com. THURSDAY, JUNE 9

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Westworld A robot malfunction creates havoc and terror for unsuspecting vacationers at a futuristic, adult-themed amusement park. 8 pm; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West 42

Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

MST3K, Jonah Ray. 8 pm, also 7:30 pm Tuesday, July 12; multiple locations; $14; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

SATURDAY, JUNE 11

Saturday Matinee Classics: Mr. Smith Goes to Washington A naive man is appointed to fill a vacancy in the US Senate. His plans promptly collide with political corruption, but he doesn’t back down. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29

Bad Movie Club Dig into the depths of the film archives to find the worst movies ever made. Laugh at failed acting, tacky special effects, cheesy dialogue and choppy editing. 6:45 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

TUESDAY, JUNE 14

SATURDAY, JULY 2

Cult Classics: Deliverance Intent on seeing the Cahulawassee River before it’s turned into one huge lake, outdoor fanatic Lewis Medlock takes his friends on a river-rafting trip they’ll never forget into the dangerous American back-country. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Jaws When a gigantic great white shark begins to menace the small island community of Amity, a police chief, a marine scientist and a grizzled fisherman set out to stop it. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

FRIDAY, JUNE 24

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Straw Dogs Just in time for the Fourth of July, a screening of Peckinpah’s film about an American going apeshit on some Limeys. Noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org.

Movieola: Cinderella Bring blankets, chairs, snacks and the whole family to enjoy this year’s selections. Movie begins at 8:15 pm. 6 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-246-4484; cityoforlando.net. SUNDAY, JUNE 26

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory A specially produced commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Ben Mankiewicz serves as your golden ticket to learn more about this magical and scrumdiddlyumptious film. 2 & 7 pm, also Wednesday, June 29; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. Peanut Butter Matinee: The Sandlot A new kid in town is taken under the wing of a young baseball prodigy and his team in this coming of age movie set in the summer of 1962. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. TUESDAY, JUNE 28

Cult Classics: Stripes Two friends who are dissatisfied with their jobs decide to join the army for a bit of fun. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The MST3K Reunion Show A live reunion featuring your favorite stars: Joel Hodgson, Trace Beaulieu, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl, Bridget Nelson and the host of the revived

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Saturday Matinee Classic: The 400 Blows Moving story of a young boy who, left without attention, delves into a life of petty crime. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. TUESDAY, JULY 12

Cult Classics: American Pie Four teenage boys enter a pact to lose their virginity by prom night. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. THURSDAY, JULY 14

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Sabrina A playboy becomes interested in the daughter of his family’s chauffeur. But it’s his more serious brother who would be the better man for her. 8 pm; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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crash lands on a distant planet ruled by apes who use a primitive race of humans for experimentation and sport. 2 & 7 pm, also Wednesday, July 27; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com.

vow to rescue him. 8 pm; Central Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

TUESDAY, JULY 26

Saturday Matinee Classics: The Third Man Pulp novelist Holly Martins travels to shadowy, postwar Vienna, only to find himself investigating the mysterious death of an old friend, Harry Lime. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Cult Classics: Dirty Harry When a madman calling himself the Scorpio Killer menaces the city, tough-asnails San Francisco Police Inspector Harry Callahan is assigned to track down and ferret out the crazed psychopath. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. WEDNESDAY, JULY 27

Bad Movie Club Dig into the depths of the film archives to find the worst movies ever made. Laugh at failed acting, tacky special effects, cheesy dialogue and choppy editing. 6:45 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. FRIDAY, JULY 29

Movieola: Jurassic World Bring blankets, chairs, snacks and the whole family to enjoy this year’s selections. Movie begins at 8:15 pm. 6 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-246-4484; cityoforlando.net. FRIDAY, AUG. 5

Date Night Movie: The Shop Around the Corner Enjoy a movie on the lawn of a beautiful garden. BYOB. 8:30 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. SUNDAY, AUG. 7

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Visitor Q A film from Takashi Miike about a mysterious visitor who throws a family into sexual chaos. Noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org. TUESDAY, AUG. 9

Cult Classics: Stand by Me After the death of a friend, a writer recounts a boyhood journey to find the body of a missing boy. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

SUNDAY, JULY 24

Planet of the Apes Charlton Heston and Roddy McDowall star in this legendary science fiction masterpiece. Astronaut Taylor (Heston)

THURSDAY, AUG. 11

Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Toy Story 2 When Woody is stolen by a toy collector, Buzz and his friends

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SUNDAY, AUG. 14

National Lampoon’s Animal House Who will win the epic battle between Dean Wormer and the Delta House fraternity? 2 & 7 pm, also Wednesday, Aug. 17; multiple locations; $9.50; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. FRIDAY, AUG. 26

Movieola: Minions Bring blankets, chairs, snacks and the whole family to enjoy this year’s selections. Movie begins at 8:15 pm. 6 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-246-4484; cityoforlando.net. SUNDAY, AUG. 28

Peanut Butter Matinee: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang A down-on-his-luck inventor turns a broken-down Grand Prix car into a fancy vehicle for his children, and then they go off on a magical adventure. Noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Rodgers & Hammerstein’s The King and I Sparks fly again as the king of Siam and the western teacher he hires return to the big screen for a 60th anniversary celebration. 2 & 7 pm, also Wednesday, Aug. 31; multiple locations; $13.31; 855473-4612; fathomevents.com. TUESDAY, AUG. 30

Cult Classics: Monkey Business A chemist finds his personal and professional life turned upside down when one of his chimpanzees finds the fountain of youth. 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 31

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efore there was Netflix and chill, there was “spill and fill” – the movie industry’s term for packing a theater with bodies, then moving them on out a few hours later to cram in as many plays per day as possible. And no matter how much lip service binge-streaming may get, the multiplex experience is still king: Unless you’re some kind of fitness nut, it’s where you’re going to spend the majority of your summer. Especially if you have access to one of those cushy new luxury jobs where the seats are a quarter-mile apart and give you a massage with a swipe of your debit card. Fill, chill and spill, anyone? TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS Fred Armisen provides the voice of the villain in this latest TMNT outing. But about that title: Does somebody have something they want to confess here? Just which bathroom do these turtles use, anyway? (opens June 3) INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCE Those pesky space bugs are back to bedevil a whole new generation of patriotic Amurricans. But beware, aliens: Sela Ward succeeding Bill Pullman as president means we’ve got a lot more cojones to work with this time! (opens June 24) THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR A lady Senator and presidential frontrunner tries to stop institutionalized violence, only to find herself caught up in it. Hollywood, where DO you get your ideas? (opens July 1) MIKE AND DAVE NEED WEDDING DATES Zac Efron and Adam DeVine attempt to clean up their act by bringing respectable

girls to a family wedding, but instead get saddled with party hounds Aubrey Plaza and Anna Kendrick. “Stupid dudes just can’t handle it,” chortles the entire row of paralegals behind you through margarita breath. (opens July 8) GHOSTBUSTERS Suck it up, fellas. (opens July 15)

SUICIDE SQUAD After the negative response to Batman v Superman, Warner Brothers ordered reshoots to lighten up this next foray into the DC Cinematic Universe. By the time it hits theaters, it’ll probably be titled The Gang That Contemplated Suicide but Would Never Go Through With It. (opens Aug. 5)

STAR TREK BEYOND The knives are out for the third of the Trek reboots, the trailer to which engendered only slightly more public enthusiasm than the Zika virus. Co-writer Simon Pegg has admitted that the studio’s aim was to avoid making something that was “too Star Trek-y.” Sounds like a plan! (opens July 22)

SAUSAGE PARTY When I tell you there’s an animated film coming in which a variety of commercial foodstuffs learn of their ultimate destiny beyond the supermarket, you’ll probably assume it’s some sort of vegan polemic. But Seth Rogen voices the lead sausage, and who doesn’t want to see that guy fry? (opens Aug. 12)

ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS: THE MOVIE The big-screen iteration of the cult Britcom finds Patsy and Edina hanging out on the French Riviera as they recover from a major social faux pas. I have friends who are anticipating this flick like it’s the Powerball, but I don’t know what can really pass for decadence now that Guns N Roses is back together. (opens July 22)

MAX STEEL Taylor Lautner of the Twilight series was once attached to play the title role in this science fiction origin story based on the Mattel action figure, but he dropped out to play Hasbro’s Stretch Armstrong instead. And now that I’ve typed that sentence, life as we know it can end. (opens Aug. 26) – Steve Schneider orlandoweekly.com

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Kesha: Saturday, June 4, at One Magical Weekend: The Main Event at Disney’s Hollywood Studios

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1

Gay Days Wednesday Daytime Main Pool Party The only Wednesday pool parties. Noon-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $10-$20; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days Wednesday Night Main Pool Party With DJs Nancy Starr and Chris Adams. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$20; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Mister Comedy Queen Pageant A hilarious fundraiser for the Barber Fund. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571; gaydays.com. THURSDAY, JUNE 2

Gay Days at Animal Kingdom Enjoy a day at Walt Disney World’s Animal Kingdom. 9 am-11 pm; Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days at SeaWorld From live shows to free concerts, up-close animal encounters to inspiring shows, you’ll find something for everyone here to enjoy. 9 am-7 pm; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; cost of admission; 888-800-5447; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Bears Thursday Daytime Pool Party DJ Luke Hampel, DJ AJ Reddy and DJ Chris Adams. 12-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$30; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Pleasure Island @ Parliament House Featuring the Explosion Dancers, two dance floors, a midnight countdown, Latin revue and more. 8 pm-3 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free-$10; 407-425-7571; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Bears Friday Night Pool Party Meet your party activators, DJs Sean M, Miss M and Daniel Borrero. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $35-$40; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Bears Thursday Night Pool Party DJs Luke Hampel, AJ Reddy and Chris Adams. 5 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld; $35-$40; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Taste of Gay Days Tastings of beers, wines, spirits and hors d’oeuvres from local restaurants. 6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld; $40-$50; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Expo One of the largest gay and lesbian expos in the world. 11 am-7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Expo One of the largest gay and lesbian expos in the world. 11 am-7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld; free; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

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Gay Days Friday Daytime Main Pool Party Get your hottest swimwear ready and take a dip with the hottest party activators, DJs J Warren, Chris Tavi and Drew G. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Thursday Daytime Main Pool Party Thirst Thursday with DJs Miss M, Chomper and Amy Alderman. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$30; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days at Hollywood Studios Movie magic comes to life at Disney’s Hollywood Studios, awash in the glitz and glamour of Hollywood’s Golden Age. 9 am-10:30 pm; Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, 351 S. Studio Drive, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Thursday Night Main Pool Party Thirst Thursday with DJs Miss M, Chomper and Amy Alderman. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld; $35-$40; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days at Universal Studios Go behind the scenes, beyond the screen, and jump right into the action of your favorite movies at Universal Studios. 9 am-8 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Girls in Wonderland Traffic Jam Red means she’s taken. Yellow means approach with caution. Green means go for it. 10 pm-2:30 am; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $10-$15; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

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Girls in Wonderland Wet Pool Party Party poolside with over 2,000 women, featuring Vanessa Behrens and DJ Pat Pat. 11 am-5 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Miss Gay Days Pageant Contestants will be vying for the crown, cash prizes and the opportunity to represent Gay Days at parties and festivals throughout the following year. 6 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$225; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Erika Jayne From Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. 8 pm-3 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10-$20; 407-425-7571. One Magical Weekend: CADABRA After Hours Driving, sexy beats take you into the dawn hours at Orlando’s newest megaclub. 2 am-8 am; Mango’s Tropical Cafe Orlando, 8126 International Drive; $75; 718938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com. One Magical Weekend: Riptide at Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon The weekend’s signature event once again washes ashore Disney’s entire 52-acre fantasy water park, where 6,000 party animals clad in little more than a bathing suit dance, go on water rides, or chill out. 7 pm-2 am; Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon, Walt Disney

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Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$30; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

One Magical Weekend: Therapy Pool Parties at B Resort and Spa The parties taking place daily alongside – and in – the sprawling zero-entry pool at B Resort bring the concept of “pool party” to a whole new level. 11 am-6 pm; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $25; 718-938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com.

Gay Days Bears Saturday Daytime Pool Party Bear cave lagoon. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Experience Live Give yourself over to absolute pleasure at this shadowcast by the Rich Weirdoes. 8 pm; Great Lakes Ballroom, DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$25; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Out for Laughs With Suzanne Westenhoefer An evening of laughs with one of today’s hottest lesbian comics. 7:30-9:30 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $25; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 4

Unite Party: Hector Fonseca, Kitty Meow The legendary Miss Meow plus official Beyoncé remixer Hector Fonseca. 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $40-$200; 407-872-0066. Gay Days at Magic Kingdom Get your best red shirt ready to be seen to celebrate 26 years of Gay Days. 9 am-10 pm; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days at Universal Studios Go behind the scenes, beyond the screen, and jump right into the action of your favorite movies at Universal Studios. 9 am-8 pm; Universal

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Gay Days Bears Saturday Night Pool Party With DJs Sinna-G, Chomper and J Warren. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $35-$40; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days Expo One of the largest gay and lesbian expos in the world. 11 am-7 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days Porn Bingo Live entertainment, XXX prizes, a meet & greet and more. 6-7:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $20-$30; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days: Sandra Bernhard & Deborah Cox See the actress, writer, comedian, singer and now radio host of Sirius XM’s “Sandyland.” 8 pm-3 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $19-$75; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days Saturday Daytime Main Pool Party Party at the main lagoon pool. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando

Gay Days Saturday Night Main Pool Party As the sun begins to set, the party turns into one huge glow party, featuring DJs Neon the Glowgobear, Bret Law and ChiChi LaRue, free swag giveaways and more. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $35 advance, $40 door; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Girls in Wonderland: The Main Event 2,500 women take over the dance floor, moving to top 40 beats & more with guest DJs Aasha and Pat Pat on the turntables. 10 pm-2 am; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $26-$69; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Girls in Wonderland SPLASH Pool Party Party poolside with over 2,000 women, featuring DJs Citizen Jane, Aasha, Whitney Day and more. 11 am-5 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.


One Magical Weekend: CADABRA After Hours Driving, sexy beats take you nightly into the dawn hours at Orlando’s newest megaclub. 2am-8am; Mango’s Tropical Cafe Orlando, 8126 International Drive; $75; 718938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com. One Magical Weekend: The Main Event at Hollywood Studios For six hours, enjoy Disney’s Hollywood Studios, with performances by Kesha, Beth Sacks, and DJs Twisted Dee, Nina Flowers and Kidd Madonny. 9 pm-3 am; Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort, 351 S. Studio Drive, Lake Buena Vista; $110-$207; 718-938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com. One Magical Weekend: Therapy Pool Parties at B Resort and Spa The parties taking place daily alongside – and in – the sprawling zero-entry pool at B Resort bring the concept of “pool party” to a whole new level. 11 am-6 pm; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $25; 718-938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com.

Gay Days at Epcot Explore exciting attractions, international pavilions, award-winning fireworks and seasonal special events. 9 am-9 pm; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days at iDrive 360 Home of the 400-foot Orlando Eye, featuring attractions, restaurants, live entertainment and shopping. 10 am-2 pm; I-Drive 360, 8445 International Drive; cost of admission; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days Bears Sunday Daytime Pool Party Bear Cave Lagoon with DJ Barney Philly, DJ Sergio and DJ C-Rail. 10 am-5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Gay Days Bears Sunday Night Pool Party Bear Cave Lagoon with DJ Barney Philly, DJ Sergio and DJ C-Rail. 5 pm-2 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $35-$40; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days: Betty Who & Estelle 3 pm-3 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $19-$75; 407-896-8431.

Gay Days: Drag Bingo Extravaganza Drag queen and king performances, awesome prizes and one hell of a drag show. 12-1:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $10-$20; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Comedy: Brad Loekle 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15; 407425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Gay Days Expo One of the largest gay and lesbian expos in the world. 10 am-4 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com.

Gay Days Sunday Night Main Pool Party Final pool party of the week, featuring DJ Nancy Starr, DJ Chris Adams and DJ Chris Cox. 5 pm-3 am; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $35-$40; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Girls in Wonderland: Pumps vs. Pants Pool Party Water volleyball, cornhole, and the infamous Bikini Contest. Noon-5 pm; Sheraton Lake Buena Vista Resort, 12205 Apopka-Vineland Road; $15; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. One Magical Weekend: CADABRA After Hours Driving, sexy beats take you nightly into the dawn hours at Orlando’s newest megaclub. 2 am-8 am; Mango’s Tropical Cafe Orlando, 8126 International Drive; $75; 718938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com.

One Magical Weekend: Deep at Epcot The evening begins with drinks and rides at Epcot, continues with the award-winning fireworks extravaganza “Illuminations: Reflections of Earth” at our own VIP viewing area, then gather at the Isle of France for a show that, with a bang, announces it’s time to enter the Epcot World Showplace turned ultra-hip nightclub. 7 pm-2 am; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; $100$197; 718-938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com. One Magical Weekend: Therapy Pool Parties at B Resort and Spa At the last party of the weekend alongside – and in – the sprawling zero-entry pool at B Resort, DJ Deanne and Cindel will mellow you out with romantic beats. 11 am-6 pm; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $25; 718-938-9424; onemagicalweekend.com.

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ummers can be oppressive – scratch that: are oppressive – in Central Florida. Between the 100-degree blanket of suck outdoors and the sporadic end-times thunderstorms, most Orlandoans devolve into swamp-crotched complaint beasts who would rather stay at home with a good A/C unit than venture into the perpetually moist miasma of summer. Here are a few events that may inspire you to buck up, towel off and appreciate all the great stuff that happens in your town. But appreciation is always easier with good air conditioning, so we took that into account.

THE PINK FIRE REVUE Not only does the Gallery at Avalon Island have a decent air conditioner, but they also have nice big windows. Which means you can look out onto the street and experience the schadenfreude of watching people walk around downtown in the heat while you keep cool inside with this cross-disciplinary art event. Experience visual depictions of sound from Synthestruct while poets like John King and Tod Caviness read poetry over a backing of icy improvised electronic music from the likes of Jon Curtis and Pressurewave. Presented by Functionally

Literate, the Drunken Odyssey and the In-Between Series, this event brings together some of our favorite local artists for a special experience. 7 p.m. Saturday, June 4 | The Gallery at Avalon Island, 37 S. Magnolia Ave. | avalongallery.org | free FINDING THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH TACKY TOURIST PARTY The Orange County Regional History Center celebrates the opening of a new exhibit with this free party that skewers and celebrates Florida’s tourism culture in equal measure. Dress to offend in the cos-

tume contest for best/worst tourist get-up and test your knowledge of Florida trivia. This is one time you should not leave your fanny pack at home. 6-8 p.m. Thursday, June 9 | Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd. | 407-836-8500 | thehistorycenter.org | free GODS & MONSTERS ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION The largest comic, toy and gaming shop in the area celebrates its first birthday with what is essentially a mini convention. Artists, writers and publishers set up tables to exhibit and sign their wares while the store hosts panels, workshops and more. Plus, you can roll a d20 at checkout for a chance to win up to 40 percent off any purchases. 11 a.m. Saturday, June 11 | Gods & Monsters, Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive | godmonsters.com | free NEW SMYRNA BEACH BICYCLE BAR TOUR Yes, this is a little out of the way, and yes, it is outside. But we think the combination of the sea breeze and the wind generated by pedaling your bike around NSB – not to mention the frequent stops for refreshments – should keep you cool. orlandoweekly.com

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This informal group of cyclists takes a tour of the bars of New Smyrna Beach, including plenty of stops on beautiful Flagler Avenue. They depart from J.B.’s Fish Camp in the morning, but they shouldn’t be hard to find if you get to town late. You may want to book a room, though, as most Uber drivers will not take you and your bike back to Orange County. 11 a.m. Saturday, June 18 | J.B.’s Fish Camp, 859 Pompano Ave., New Smyrna Beach | 386-427-5747 | free BASTILLE DAY CELEBRATION Every year, the Audubon Park Garden District screams, “Vive le France!” for Bastille Day with a celebration of French culture that often includes baguette fencing, mimes and surrendering. But this year, they’re expanding that celebration across four days. While some of the auxiliary events, like La Femme du Fromage’s cheese and wine pairing, cost extra, most of the activities are free. Keep an eye on their website for a full schedule later this summer. Thursday-Sunday, July 14-17 | Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive | apgardens.com | free MAY 25-31, 2016

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Curry Night A special night of curry dishes from Chef Paul of the Viceroy Chipshop’s Curry Club. 6:30 pm; The Harp & Celt, 25 S. Magnolia Ave; various menu prices; 407481-2928; harpandcelt.com. FRIDAY, JUNE 3

Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. First Friday of every month, 5:30-9:30 pm Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407-4436110; baldwinparkevents.com. The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Kissimmee Sample lots of different food at this gathering of food trucks from all over Central Florida. 6-9 pm; Kissimmee Civic Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 4

For the Love of Swine The Ravenous Pig holds a prix fixe pig roast with braised black-eyed peas, bacon collard greens, cornbread and maple bacon cupcakes. Reservations required. 11:30 am-2 pm; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; $17; 407-6282333; theravenouspig.com. National Beer Mile An innovative blend of fitness and fun. The one-mile course designed for fitness enthusiasts, social drinkers and party-goers is capped off by an after party featuring food, games and live music. Noon-5 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $35-$55; 828-337-6002; nationalbeermile.com.

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The Pink Fire Revue A crossdiscipline event featuring poetry readings, visual art and improvised electronic music. 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave; free. Watermelon Festival Summer festival with a watermelon eating contest, watermelon seed spitting contest, live entertainment, kids activities and much more. 10 am-5 pm, through Sunday, June 5; Volusia County Fairgrounds, 3100 E. New York Ave., DeLand; $6; 386-8600092; delandfestival.com. Women in Naturism Weekend All female guests receive a free day for first-time visitors and half price for returning guests. Through Sunday, June 5; Cypress Cove Nudist Resort, 4425 Pleasant Hill Road, Kissimmee; various prices; 407-933-5870; cypresscoveresort.com. MONDAY, JUNE 6

SixSixSixpoint A night of specialty vegan cuisine from the Vegan Black Metal Chef, a tap takeover from Sixpoint Brewery and, of course, metal. 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-802-4800; obliviontaproom.com. THURSDAY, JUNE 9

Beer & Wine Stroll Get free samples of beer and wine as you browse the unique shops at Artegon. 6-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Diane Rehm The NPR host talks about her personal reflections and tells powerful stories. Q&A session after her presentation. 7:30 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $75; 407-246-4262; wmfe.org.

Finding the Fountain of Youth Tacky Tourist Party An evening celebrating and skewering Florida’s tourists with a new exhibit, trivia, a costume contest and more. 6-8 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org. Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10. FRIDAY, JUNE 10

Tour de Franzia Wine-fueled bike race. 7 pm; Langford Park, 1808 E. Central Blvd.; contact for price; 407-246-2150. SATURDAY, JUNE 11

Gods & Monsters Anniversary Celebration Gods & Monsters celebrates their birthday with artists, authors, publishers and vendors signing and selling their works, along with workshops, panels and more. 11 am; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com. Rumfest Try more than 20 different types of rum drinks while enjoying live reggae music. 5-9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20; 407849-0471; wallstplaza.net. Science Night Live Adults-only night at the science center with scientific experiments, exhibits, science trivia and adult beverages. 8 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $15; 407-514-2000; osc.org.

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The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; thedailycity.com. THURSDAY, JUNE 16

Sushi Battle Orlando Sample some of the best sushi in Orlando and vote for your favorite, then enjoy karaoke, sumo wrestling, taiko drumming and more. 6:30-9:30 pm; Majestic Event Center, 801 N. John Young Parkway; $45-$75; 407-300-9124; sushibattleorlando.com.

the GLBT Center of Central Florida with dancing, food, a casino, special guests and more. 7 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $65; 407-8368500; junglepartyorlando.com. SATURDAY, JUNE 18

Back to Basics Etsy Craft Party & Fair A celebration of local artisans and Etsy merchants with swag bags, giveaways, raffles, workshops and more. 10 am-3 pm; Loch Haven Neighborhood Center, 610 N. Lake Formosa Drive; free; 407-722-2648. Cat Show A special TICAsanctioned cat show with vendors, adoptions and more. 9 am-5 pm; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $6; 941-735-9956.

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The Longest Yard Sale Rummage through goods from hundreds of vendors at this three-day yard sale. 8 am-5 pm, through Sunday, June 19; Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; free; 352-383-8393.

The Copper Rocket’s 21st Birthday The Copper Rocket celebrates its birthday with two stages, live music, vendors, food trucks and more. Noon; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; contact for price; 407-6363171; letsmakeitathing.com.

Welcome to the Jungle: A Savage Soiree A gala to benefit

Festival of the Sea An outdoor experience with multiple

seafood vendors serving all of your favorites. 11 am-7 pm; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; $10-$25; 407-907-8162; thefestivalofthesea.com. Longwood Community Yard Sale Monthly community yard sale. 8:30 am-12:30 pm; Old Longwood Elementary School, 840 Orange Ave., Longwood; free; 407-2603497; longwoodfl.org. New Smyrna Beach Bicycle Bar Tour Bicycle tour of bars and restaurants of New Smyrna Beach, departing from J.B.’s Fish Camp. 11 am; J.B.’s Fish Camp, 859 Pompano Ave., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-427-5747. FRIDAY, JUNE 24

Food Truck Fridays Live music, entertainment and a plethora of culinary options. Bring a receipt for $20 from any store in Artegon to guest services and receive $5 in Food Truck Bucks. 5-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

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Invasion! All-day alien invasionthemed party and art show. 11 am-1 am; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com. Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. MONDAY, JUNE 27

Bite Night Taste samples from more than 20 of Central Florida’s best restaurants while enjoying beer, wine, cocktails and live entertainment. 7-10 pm; The Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St.; $35-$55; bitenightorlando.com. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29

Drunken Problem Solving Bring a team to compete in a game of coming up with possible problems that the

future may hold and then making creative solutions for them. 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. East Side Regional Hob Nob Central Florida’s premier event of the election season. 5-8:30 pm; University of Central Florida, Fairwinds Alumni Center, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20-$25; 407278-4872; esrhobnob.com.

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For the Love of Swine The Ravenous Pig holds a prix fixe pig roast with braised black-eyed peas, bacon collard greens, cornbread and maple bacon cupcakes. Reservations required. 11:30 am-2 pm; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; $17; 407-6282333; theravenouspig.com. SUNDAY, JULY 3

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Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad and Jake streets; free; 407-4436110; baldwinparkevents.com. The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Kissimmee Sample lots of different food at this gathering of food trucks from all over Central Florida. 6-9 pm; Kissimmee Civic Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com.

Lucky Lure Third Anniversary The Lucky Lure celebrates its third anniversary. Noon; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949. Red White & Brew Block party with drink specials, food, games and karaoke. Through Monday, July 4; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. WEDNESDAY, JULY 6

Dice Tower Con Tabletop gaming convention for designers and players. Through Sunday, July 10;

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vices and receive $5 in Food Truck Bucks. 5-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com.

Summer FUN Show 2016 Florida United Numismatists convention. 10 am-6:30 pm, through Saturday, July 9; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; contact for price; 407-685-9800; occc.net.

Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

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Apollo 11 Anniversary Gala Special anniversary gala with Buzz Aldrin, George Takei, Nichelle Nichols and many more special guests. Kennedy Space Center Visitor Complex, State Road 405, Titusville; $750$1,800; 321-452-2121; sharespace.org.

The Rum Ball A fundraiser for the Down Syndrome Association that includes food, an open bar and live music. 7-10 pm; Winter Park Civic Center, 1050 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; $40; 407-478-5621; dsacf.org.

Crazy ’80s Pub Crawl Dress in your best attire from the decade of New Wave and New Coke and hit up several bars around downtown. 8 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $15-$25; 407-849-0471; orlandopubcrawl.com.

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Longwood Community Yard Sale Monthly community yard sale. 8:30 am-12:30 pm; Old Longwood Elementary School, 840 Orange Ave., Longwood; free; 407-260-3497; longwoodfl.org.

Caribe Royale Resort Suites Hotel, 8101 World Center Drive; $75; boardgaming.info. THURSDAY, JULY 7

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407-896-1131; thedailycity.com. THURSDAY, JULY 14

Bastille Day Celebration Audubon Park’s annual Bastille Day expands to four days with a variety of events. Through Sunday, July 17; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; various prices; apgardens.com.

Orlando Brew for a Cure Beer festival to raise money for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. 4 pm; World of Beer – Downtown Orlando, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $50; 407-339-2978; cff.org.

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Japanese culture-themed entertainment to Central Florida for over 15 years. Noon-2 am, through Sunday, July 31; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $60; 407513-2072; animefestivalorlando.com. GeekyCon A fan convention rooted in the community that has arisen from Harry Potter devotees. It blends the nerdy fun of a Comic-Con with the community and excitement of South by Southwest. Through Sunday, July 31; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $99-$249; 347-404-5325; geekycon.com.

National Council of La Raza Annual Conference & National Latino Family Expo One of the largest events in the country focused on resources and activities for the Latino family, with more than 100 exhibitors showcasing their products and services. Through Tuesday, July 26; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; free; 407-685-9800; expo.nclr.org.

Whiskey Business Discover the best in scotches, bourbons and whiskeys and learn about them from different brand ambassadors. 7 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $35-$55; 407-839-3000; whiskeybusinessorlando.com.

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Drunken Problem Solving Bring a team to compete in a game of coming up with possible problems that the future may hold and then making creative solutions for them. 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Midsummer Nights Dream Vol. 2 Fairy-themed party with dancing, body painting, fire arts, special decor and more. $100 prize for best costume. 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.

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Food Truck Fridays Live music, entertainment and a plethora of culinary options. Bring a receipt for $20 from any store in Artegon to guest ser-

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The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Kissimmee Sample lots of different food at this gathering of food trucks from all over Central Florida. 6-9 pm; Kissimmee Civic Center, 201 E. Dakin Ave., Kissimmee; various menu prices; thedailycity.com. Tampa Bay Comic Con Threeday comics and pop culture convention. Through Sunday, Aug. 7; Tampa Convention Center, 333 S. Franklin St., Tampa; $30-$60; 813-274-8511; tampabaycomiccon.com. SATURDAY, AUG. 6

For the Love of Swine The Ravenous Pig holds a prix fixe pig roast with braised

black-eyed peas, bacon collard greens, cornbread and maple bacon cupcakes. Reservations required. 11:30 am-2 pm; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; $17; 407-6282333; theravenouspig.com. THURSDAY, AUG. 11

Beer & Wine Stroll Get free samples of beer and wine as you browse the unique shops at Artegon. 6-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Second Thursday Art and Wine Walk Walk around Thornton Park to check out art and wine at various stops. 6:30 pm; Thornton Park, Summerlin Avenue and Washington Street; $10.

FRIDAY, AUG. 12

Orlando Boat Show More than 20 of Central Florida’s best boat dealers showcase products from more than 70 manufacturers. 10 am-8 pm, through Sunday, Aug. 14; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $6-$8; 386-943-8383; orlandoboatshow.com. SUNDAY, AUG. 14

The Daily City Food Truck Bazaar – Orlando Food trucks from all over fill the south parking lot at Fashion Square. 6-9 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; various menu prices; 407896-1131; thedailycity.com.

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MargaritaFest Saturday, Aug. 27, at Wall Street Plaza

Festival del Merengue A celebration of the music, food, art and culture of the Dominican Republic. Noon; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-381-5310. FRIDAY, AUG. 19

City Skip Day Skip work and enjoy street games, prizes and free beer. Noon; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. SATURDAY, AUG. 20

Longwood Community Yard Sale Monthly community yard sale. 8:30 am-12:30 pm; Old Longwood Elementary School, 840 Orange Ave., Longwood; free; 407-2603497; longwoodfl.org.

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Big Bang Bazaar A curated selection of over 200 local indie artists and crafters, along with a free photobooth, Orlando Psycho City Derby Girls, Orlando Facial Hair Club and movies playing all day. 11 am-6 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; free; 407-2953247; bigbangbazaar.net. Florida Kids and Family Expo An opportunity to discover what Central Florida has to offer moms-to-be, babies, toddlers, kids, teens and families. 10 am, through Sunday, Aug. 28; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International

Drive; $7-$10; 407-685-9800; mycentralfloridafamily.com. MargaritaFest Try more than 20 different tequilas and margaritas while enjoying live entertainment. 5-9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20; 407-849-0471. Mount Dora Seafood Festival Two-day festival featuring live bands, including the Original Wailers, drinks, kids activities, vendors and tons of delicious seafood dishes. 11 am, through Sunday, Aug. 28; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N. Baker St., Mt. Dora; free; visitmountdora.com. WEDNESDAY, AUG. 31

Drunken Problem Solving Bring a team to compete in a game of coming up with possible problems that the future may hold and then making creative solutions for them. 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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Yu-Gi-Oh! World Championships Yu-Gi-Oh! is an exciting universe based on a card game played with monsters, spells and traps. Through Sunday, Aug. 21; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; contact for price; 407685-9800; yugioh-card.com.

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Freedom on the Waterfront Live music and a spectacular fireworks show at sundown. 5 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N Baker St., Mt. Dora; free; 352-735-7183; ci.mount-dora.fl.us.

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Red, Hot & Boom Live music and one of the largest fireworks shows in the area. 4-11 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8180; altamonte.org. MONDAY, JULY 4

4th of July Apple pie bake-offs, hot-dog eating contest, bike parade and more, followed by a firework show. 5-9 pm; Avalon Park, 3702 Avalon Park East Blvd.; free; 407-658-6565; downtownavalonpark.com. Disney’s Celebrate America! A Fourth

of July concert in the sky. 9 pm; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-9395277; disneyworld.disney.go.com. Fireworks at the Fountain Thousands of Central Florida residents and visitors gather at Lake Eola Park for the 39th annual Fireworks at the Fountain. 4 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; 321-281-2185; cityoforlando.net. Independence Day at Universal Orlando Resort guests can enjoy a special version of the popular Universal 360: A Cinesphere Spectacular, a cinematic adventure that combines cutting-edge projection technology with lasers and pyrotechnics to bring movies to life like never before. 8 am-10 pm; Universal

on the sky for a fireworks display. 5-9:30 pm; Newton Park, 29 Garden Ave., Winter Garden; free; 407-877-5432; cwgdn.com.

Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-363-8000; universalorlando.com. July 4th Celebration of Freedom A parade, food, live music and fireworks at dusk. 10 am-5 pm; Central Winds Park, 1000 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; free; 407-327-6593; winterspringsfl.org.

Star Spangled Sanford Live entertainment, a splash pad and fireworks over Lake Monroe. 4-10 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-688-5120; sanfordfl.gov. Symphony Under the Stars Live concert and fireworks display. 8 pm; Cocoa Riverfront Park, 401 Riveredge Blvd., Cocoa; free; 321-242-2219.

July 4th Lakefront Celebration More than 15,000 people flow into St. Cloud Lakefront for food, fun, music and much more. Vendors and exhibitors from all over Central Florida wow the crowds all day long. St. Cloud Lakefront Park, 250 Lake Shore Blvd., St. Cloud; free; 407-892-3671; stcloudflchamber.com.

Traditional Parade Celebrate independence with a traditional downtown parade. The parade kicks off on Donnelly Street with an interactive patriotic celebration that salutes our nation’s holiday. Donnelly Park, N. Baker Street and E. Fifth Avenue, Mount Dora; free; 352-385-1418; ci.mount-dora.fl.us.

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A HOW-TO GUIDE FOR ATTENDING YOUR FIRST ORLANDO CITY SOCCER CLUB MATCH WHAT IS OCSC? Have you been living under a rock? The Orlando City Soccer Club (nicknamed the Lions) is the City Beautiful’s Major League Soccer franchise. The Orlando Pride is their female counterpart, added to the family just this year.

THEY PLAY AT THE CITRUS BOWL, RIGHT?

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SHOULD I BOTHER DRIVING THERE?

Kaká – he’s kind of a big deal and also the team’s captain. He’s like our own Brazilian Beckham. Then there’s Alex Morgan, star forward of the Pride. She’s an Olympic gold medalist and FIFA Women’s World Cup champion. Just sayin’.

Maybe not all the way. Sure, there’s stadium parking that can be pre-purchased via TicketMaster. But your best bet is to park anywhere downtown and take the free Lynx Lymmo service to and from the stadium.

Yeah, for now, except it’s called the Camping World Stadium as of April because money. But the team’s own stadium is being built as we speak; they hope to move in next year.

IS THERE TAILGATING? Totally. Parking lots 7, 10 and 11 open six hours ahead of MLS games and are designated party zones. Feel free to join in with Orlando City Soccer Club’s two official supporters groups, Iron Lion Firm and the Ruckus, who will most likely be the first to arrive. Outside the stadium, food trucks and live music keep the party going right up to kickoff. SOUNDS LIKE A MOB SCENE. WHAT’S THE GAME LIKE? Soccer fans are a breed of their own, and ours are considered some of the loudest in the league. Expect the crowd to be chanting, singing, yelling, waving flags and beating on drums, while a black-and-white ball is passed incessantly back and forth on the pitch and the action is punctuated by players making dramatic dives and feigning injury. WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? Purple and gold. Pick up some Orlando City gear at the team shop, online or even at Publix if you’re super-lazy. Or just sport the colors, if you’ve got them in your closet orlandoweekly.com

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Copa America: Costa Rica vs. Paraguay Fútbol. 5 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $50-$500; 407-423-2476; ca2016.com.

Orlando Roller Derby 2016 Season The Orlando Roller Derby Girls play against various teams from Florida. 4:30-6:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8; 407-834-9106; orlandoderbygirls.com.

Orlando Predators vs. Tampa Bay Storm Watch the Orlando Predators take on the Tampa Bay Storm. 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$242; 407-355-2200; orlandopredators.com.

Silver Spurs Rodeo Top rodeo professionals compete for prize money atop the country’s most unpredictable livestock. 2 pm; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 321-697-3495; ohpark.com.

Dog Agility Competition of Florida Cheer for your favorite pups as they compete in agility exercises. 6 am, through Sunday, June 26; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; free; 321-697-3333; ohpark.com.

TUESDAY, JUNE 14

Orlando City vs. Toronto FC Major League Soccer. 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $26.63-$312; 407-4232476; orlandocitysc.com.

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Copa America: Bolivia vs. Panama Fútbol. 7 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $50-$500; 407-423-2476; ca2016.com. WEDNESDAY, JUNE 8

Copa America: Brazil vs. Haiti Fútbol. 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $50-$500; 407423-2476; ca2016.com.

Silver Spurs Rodeo Top rodeo professionals compete for prize money atop the country’s most unpredictable livestock. 7:30 pm; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15; 321-697-3495; ohpark.com.

National Barrel Horse Association State Finals The largest barrel race in the nation. The event features over 1,500 competitors plus vendors and apparel. 8 am, through Sunday, June 19; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; 321-697-3495; ohpark.com.

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Orlando Predators vs. Cleveland Gladiators Arena football. 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$242; 407-355-2200; orlandopredators.com.

Orlando City vs. San Jose Earthquakes Orlando City returns home to face the San Jose Earthquakes. 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $26.63-$312; 407-4232476; orlandocitysc.com.

FRIDAY, JUNE 10

PRCA Wrangler Champions Challenge The first of the 2017 series of nine singleround rodeo performances, during which top cowboys are pitted against the best livestock for their share of prize money. 7:30 pm; Silver Spurs Arena at Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $12-$20; 321-697-3495; ohpark.com.

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Orlando Pride vs. Houston Dash Watch the Orlando Pride take on the Houston Dash, whom they thrashed 3-0 in April. 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com/pride.

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Disney International Salute to Baseball Two weeks of baseball tournaments for amateur teams. Through July 9; ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $575 per team; 407-939-1500; espnwwos.com. Orlando Pride vs. Portland Thorns Watch the Orlando Pride take on the Portland Thorns. 5 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com/pride. MONDAY, JULY 4

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Shack Foundation. 6:45 am; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $27-30; 407-896-1160; trackshack.com. SUNDAY, JULY 10

Orlando Pride vs. Boston Breakers 5 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19$85; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com/pride. SATURDAY, JULY 16

Orlando Pride vs. Chicago Red Stars Watch the Orlando Pride take on the Chicago Red Stars. 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-6752489; orlandocitysc.com/pride. SUNDAY, JULY 17

Orlando Roller Derby 2016 Season Orlando Roller Derby Girls against various Florida teams. 4:30-6:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8; 407-834-9106; orlandoderbygirls.com.

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Orlando Roller Derby 2016 Season The Orlando Roller Derby Girls play against various teams from Florida. 4:30-6:30 pm; Semoran Skateway, 2670 Cassel Creek Blvd., Casselberry; $8; 407-834-9106; orlandoderbygirls.com. SATURDAY, AUG. 13

War on Wall Street Athletes compete in various strength and endurance challenges while spectators cheer them on. Noon-8 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; thewaronwallst.com. FRIDAY, AUG. 26

Orlando Pride vs. Washington Spirit Watch the Orlando Pride take on the Washington Spirit. 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $19-$85; 855-6752489; orlandocitysc.com/pride.

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things get heated. An extended wordless opening sequence (underscored by Rich Charron’s ambient instrumentals) makes the 90-minute running time feel at least five minutes too long, and it’s easy to see the climactic twist coming from the very first scene. But whether you are gay, straight or simply human, the final Pietà pose will have you wiping away tears. INESCAPABLE 10 p.m. Saturday, May 28; 12:30 p.m. Sunday, May 29 | Red venue | 55 minutes | $11 Have you ever gotten stuck in one of those circular arguments where the conversation spirals around and around until your déjà vu has déjà vu? Playwright-performer Martin Dockery’s Inescapable takes that familiar feeling and spins it into a tense, brain-twisting two-man drama. Dockery’s unnamed character is already feeling depressed and suspicious over his wife’s waning affections when his best friend (played by Jon Paterson) discovers a mysterious box in his closet during a joyless holiday party. The ominous object, which may be a harmless toy or something more sinister, sends the pair down a rabbit hole of recriminations and repetitive questions that had me riveted in my seat until Martin Dockery and Jon Paterson in Inescapable the final blackout. Inescapable reminded me of a less-perplexing version of the indie sci-fi film Primer, or a lost Twilight Zone episode written by Quentin Tarantino. It lacks the romantic magic-realism glow of Dockery’s previous plays performed with Vanessa Quesnelle (who directed this production’s rapid-fire delivery with well-balanced finesse), replacing Of all the 2016 Orlando Fringe shows we reviewed, these four are our favorites it with testosterone-fueled propulsiveness. Thanks to its tantalizingly enigmatic script and compulsively engaging BY S ETH KUBERSKY performances, Inescapable will have you crying, “What’s in s this issue comes out, the 2016 edition of the similar chord with me as the award-winning Wonderheads the box?” like Brad Pitt in Seven long after the curtain falls. Orlando Fringe has just five days left of its two- (who aren’t at the Fringe this year), only with a darker week run. We hope the dozens of reviews posted edge. Hartman’s powerfully piercing voice is haunting, THOMAS JEFFERSON: MY MASTER, MY SLAVE, on orlandoweekly.com have been helpful in choosing which and with their convoluted physicality, the duo looks like MY FRIEND shows to spend your Fringe dollar on, but if you’ve procras- Edward Gorey illustrations brought to life. Don’t miss this 1 p.m. Saturday, May 28; 3 p.m. Sunday, May 29 | Yellow tinated until the final weekend, here’s a guide to the best creepy, quirky charmer about friendship and murder among venue | 60 minutes | $11 we’ve seen. It’s your last chance to catch these probable tweens, because “everything fun is a little bit dangerous.” Alexander Hamilton might have all the Broadway buzz Fringe 2016 award-winners, so act now. today, but as a fellow alumni of the College of William and IN CLOSE QUARTERS: A STORY OF LOVE AND Mary I’ve always found Thomas Jefferson to be the more EDGAR ALLAN WAR 6 p.m. Wednesday, May 25; 9:30 p.m. Friday, May 27; 11:59 9:30 p.m. Wednesday, May 25; 4 p.m. Friday, May 27; 9:15 fascinating founding father. Actor-playwright J.D. Sutton p.m. Saturday, May 28; 3:15 p.m. Sunday, May 29 | Green p.m. Saturday, May 28; 1:15 p.m. Sunday, May 29 | Silver (who has been portraying the third President for more than two decades) brings the author of the Declaration of venue | 50 minutes | $11 venue | 90 minutes |$11 Independence to life at Fringe with all his foibles and failIf the only thing you know of longtime Fringe Festival Before Poe was the gloomy poet beloved by goths everyings, as he addresses an abolitionist society accompanied where, he was lonely little 11-year-old Edgar Allan. As favorite Michael Wanzie is his campy comedies and outra- by his manservant Jupiter, movingly portrayed by Jim played by Katie Hartman, whose raven hair and avian geous parody musicals, brace yourself for a shock – his In Braswell. features prefigure the author’s most famous work, tween Close Quarters is one of the most serious, searing dramas Under Laurel Clark’s sensitive direction, Sutton’s deeply Edgar is far more energetic than the sad-eyed alcoholic he I’ve ever seen on the Silver venue stage. researched script lays bare the irony of Jefferson’s inspiring Originally staged more than 20 years ago at Wanzie’s very was to become (though the signs are there in his ever-presintellectual arguments for universal emancipation, juxent flask). Rather, he savagely strums his ukulele, sputtering first Fringe, this two-hander tells the story of two Vietnam- taposed against his willful blindness toward the abuses era GIs – and lovers – trapped together for weeks in an snatches of gloomy verse while strutting about the stage suffered by his purportedly privileged slaves. Braswell’s like a force of nature. The only thing that gives Edgar Allan underground bunker. As sensitive Matthew (Zachary Lane) Jupiter, a deep-thinking soul forced to sublimate his inner plays Florence Nightingale to macho James’ (Harrison pause is Edgar Allan (Nick Ryan), a rival classmate with the life in a white-dominated society, anticipates what is today same name and intellectual aptitude, but opposite tempera- Flanders) wounds, the pair bond over marijuana and foot called code-switching as he covertly expresses incredulity massages, which eventually morph into therapeutic handment. at Jefferson’s hypocrisy through subtle sidelong glances and Our Edgar is obsessed with his inscrutably monastic jobs while the enemy hovers overhead. slumping shoulders. Both of Wanzie’s characters possess multiple layers that classmate, who lives in a hidden room and never speaks The questions this play raises – what is the meaning of above a whisper, just as the narrator of Poe’s “Tell-Tale transcend any dated “queers in the military” clichés, and “all men are created equal”? And can different races really under director Chris Yakubchik the shifts from tenderness Heart” was vexed by his neighbor’s eagle eye. The plot is live in harmony? – continue to resonate today, and these adapted from “William Wilson” and other Poe short stories, to violence are devastatingly effective. The two young stars fine performances make the philosophizing deeply perpour themselves into their physically and psychologically and anyone familiar with his “Cask of Amontillado” will punishing roles, investing the sometimes overwrought dia- sonal. My Master, My Slave, My Friend is a strong contender shiver with anticipation at the ending. With Edgar Allan, Brooklyn troupe the Coldharts logue with emotional resonance, and making the comrades’ for the best drama of Fringe 2016. (Hartman and Ryan in collaboration with Mark Benzel) hit a conflict compelling despite some enunciation issues when skubersky@orlandoweekly.com

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Le Dîner en Blanc, the chichi all-white (dress, that is), invite-only outdoor dinner party, comes to Orlando this fall for the very first time. The date is TBD and the venue won’t be announced until hours before the event. Register at orlando.dinerenblanc.info, though that won’t necessarily guarantee you entry. The trick? Get to know the organizers (JAGA Productions) and their network of friends. OPENINGS Assuming they pass inspection, Jason Schofield’s Maddey’s Craft & Cru inside the Bumby Arcade has its soft opening May 30 … On the heels of opening Canvas in Lake Nona, Tavistock Restaurant Collection will open a gastropub this fall in the Lake Nona Town Center. The restaurant promises “local, seasonal, fresh ingredients” as well as a “craft cocktails and micro-brews” … Danketsu, an Asian fusion restaurant serving sushi, Korean barbecue and Chinese hot pot, has opened on Lake Underhill Road near Rouse Road … Popular food truck Willie’s Pinchos has opened a brick-and-mortar Puerto Rican eatery on Goldenrod Road just north of Colonial Drive.

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Firmly planted Daya’s approach to dining is rooted in compassion BY FAIYAZ KARA DAYA 155 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park | 407-636-9461 | dayarestaurant.com | $$$

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learned quickly that the folks at Winter Park’s Daya aren’t all too keen on the “V” word being voiced about their slick and serene restaurant. In fact, they’re more partial to the “P” word: When I inquired as to the restaurant’s “vegan” offerings, I was very politely told that “plant-based” is the terme préféré here. The rationale? Many non-vegans, it seems, find “plant-based” a friendlier, more approachable and more intriguing descriptor than “vegan,” and it’s a perception that can have positive implications on a restaurant’s bottom line. Let’s face it, it’s not like Park Avenue is teeming with compassionate vegans, but the band of omnivores with whom I’ve enjoyed meals at Daya didn’t really see such semantics as a dilemma – the meatless dishes conceived by owner Angi Bellingar are simply irresistible, no matter the label. Dining at such highfalutin herbivore hangs as Candle 79 in New York City and

Sublime in Fort Lauderdale gave Bellingar, a jetsetting vegan since 2011, the itch to bring a similar upscale experience to Orlando, so it’s not surprising, then, that the scratch takes on a very international flavor. Normally, that would spell distress to the stomach of any sensible diner, but not here. Addictive morsels of crisp cauliflower tempura ($9) tossed in sweet chili delighted, even if the nuggets were reminiscent of sweet-and-sour chicken balls. There was nothing particularly novel about the Southwestern salad bowl ($16), a filling mix of brown rice, black beans, pico de gallo and avocados topped with shredded romaine and crispy tortilla strips streaked with cashew sour cream, but it’s a big enough starter for two (or a meal); it will inevitably draw comparisons to the rice bowls from a certain chain of fast-casual Mexican grills, minus any chatter about a certain pesky bacterium. Spicy bits of house-made seitan (a vital wheat gluten from which many vegetarians get their protein) lent a gratifying meatiness to the dish. Replicating the flavors and textures meat-eaters are accustomed to is a prudent approach and, in Bellingar’s case, was a motivating factor for opening Daya (pro-

nounced “du-yah”), a Hindi word meaning “compassion.” Tender was the bite of a burger fashioned from hearts of palm ($14), a burger that took me aback with its bold essence. The patty – it’s more a cake, actually – containing assorted peppers, spices and green onions is rolled in panko before being fried and baked. The texture and color might throw off the uninitiated, but the flavors surely won’t. Truffle fries were a ho-hum accompaniment. Jumbo pasta shells ($16) filled with garlic-herb tofu and cashew ricotta made for a substantial main, and a thick marinara only added to its heft. We loved the side of sautéed squash and zucchini, and loved the patience and geniality of our server more. We were sold hard on the spice cake with vanilla “frosting” ($4), but only the warm chocolate cake ($3) received our wholehearted endorsement. The key lime tartlet ($3) elicited nary an mmm. As we exited the half-empty restaurant one Saturday night, we couldn’t help but gawk at the scores of diners on Braccia’s patio next door listening to the cloying sounds of a couple of dreadful musicians while shoveling down heaps of the swill Braccia’s kitchen passes off as food. After the profane experience of dining there for our review last year, we’re happy to say Daya offers one infinitely more sacred.

CLOSINGS Italio, the fast-casual “modern Italian kitchen,” has closed. A sign on the window says simply “New concept coming soon” … Less-than-satisfactory breakfast joint The Egg & I has closed. NEWS/EVENTS He cooked at the Beard House in December; now Lonny Huot, executive chef of Nine18 at the Villas of Grand Cypress, is introducing a new dinner menu June 1. Grilled baby octopus salad, farmed striped bass and bronzed diver scallops are a few of the offerings … Chef Lula Martín del Campo, one of Mexico’s most celebrated chefs, pairs up with Casa Dragones Joven Tequila for what promises to be a memorable tequila dinner at Plancha at the Four Seasons. The five-course dinner is Saturday, May 28, at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $145 … May 28 also happens to be National Brisket Day, and 4 Rivers Smokehouse in Winter Park is throwing a Red, White and Brisket Party. The star of the show? A chilicheese burger made with an 18-hour smoked Angus brisket … Bikes, Beans & Bordeaux hosts Republic Wines for a four-course Italian wine dinner Saturday, June 4, at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $60; RSVP at 407-427-1440 … The Dinner Party Project hosts its first singles event 7 p.m. Saturday, June 11, at Celebration Gardens in Winter Park. Cost for the Single, Mingle & Mix soiree is $60. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Nova Ivanhoe Village “it spot” talks the talk and walks the walk when it comes to local sourcing, and luckily for us, chef Val Domingo is as capable cooking those ingredients as he is sourcing them. Even a slight underseasoning couldn’t mar a wonderful (though pricey) chunk of duck-fat fried chicken or fillet of grouper. Salads, like a refreshing heirloom tomato salad, shouldn’t be overlooked, nor should tacos filled with panang curry-braised short rib. Open daily. 1409 N. Orange Ave., 407-745-4080; $$$

Better Than Sex Dessert-only restaurant sexes things up with a menu of cakes, pies and beverages, most of which will have you moaning in satisfaction. Rimmed drinks, be they wine or coffee, can leave a sticky mess, while desserts like the “Cookie Nookie Pie,” “Morning After” and “Missionary Crisp” are meant to indulge. Chocolate lovers need look no further than the “Twist & Stout” – a girthy chocolate cake with a tart chocolate center and a glaze of dark chocolate stout. Reservations are strongly recommended, as seats fill up quickly. 1905 N. Orange Ave., 407-761-8949; $$

The Sanctum Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. A kale Caesar is anything but one-dimensional, and the harissa-spiced “Mo’Rockin” bowl with cauliflower, beets, candied walnuts and sultanas is faultless. Smoothies and pastries are available for sating the sweet tooth. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso. Note: Dairy and gluten options are available. Open daily. 715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346; $$

Black Rooster Taqueria Tacos at this Mills 50 taqueria are carefully and authentically constructed, with bracing epazote in the vegetarian taco, pickled chile poblano and Oaxaca cheese in the beefand-bacon asada, and earthy achiote in the pork taco. A texturally brilliant kale salad is out of the norm, but well worth ordering, as CONTINUED ON PAGE 78

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is a stew of beef shoulder achiote with aji panca. The chocolate-chipotle flan will leave a lasting impression. Closed Mondays. 1323 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-0994; $$

Del Frisco’s Double Eagle Steak House The high-end chophouse scene got a little beefier when Del Frisco’s returned to the city with its colossal, two-story Double Eagle steakhouse. Wet-aged USDA Prime steaks are the specialty, and you’ll feel your wallet crimp with every pricey bite, be it the 22-ounce bone-in ribeye or the wagyu tomahawk chop. Wine lovers will rejoice in the 1,300 labels offered. Dinner only. 9150 International Drive, 407-351-5074; $$$$

Metro Diner Comfort food chain replicates an old-timey diner with its checkerboard floor, counter seating and Depression-era feel. Breakfast (served all day) is the main draw, with griddled items like the nutty waffle and croissant French toast being highlights, though the mandible-testing Pittsburgh sandwich with pastrami and fried egg is worth a try. Open daily. 985 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, 407-917-8997; $$

Morimoto Asia Palatial Disney Springs resto offers pricey, albeit well-executed, pan-Asian eats. Rock shrimp tempura, braised black cod, duck ramen and arresting Peking duck wow, and spicy yellowtail rolls and ethereal otoro are wonderful. Pairing meals with potent potables is easy here: plenty of sakes, beers and wine from which to choose. Reservations are recommended, though the second-floor Forbidden Lounge is a draw for the walk-up diner. Disney Springs, 1600 E. Buena Vista Blvd., Lake Buena Vista, 407-939-6686; $$$$

Market on South Vegan fare: It’s not just for vegans anymore, as this gathering ground for herbivores and omnivores alike demonstrates. In the mornings, lines run out the door for Valhalla Bakery’s delicious doughnuts, while visitors chow down on Dixie Dharma’s victuals – tasty tacos, BBQ pulled jackfruit and Georgia peach sloppy joes, for example – day and night. Humble Bumble kombuchas are also offered, as are Quantum Leap wines and rotating draft beers. Open daily. 2603 E. South St., 407-613-5968; $$

Urbain 40 French Colonial brasserie with a swing-era vibe is a stunner, and the high prices well worth the wallet crimp. Chef Jean-Stephane Poinard’s mushroomy crêpe urbain is reflective of native Lyonnaise cuisine, but stellar bouillabaise and duck three ways showcase his regional chops. Pastry chef Amanda McFall does no wrong, be it macarons, truffles, or potent baba au rhum. 8000 Via Dellagio Way, 407-872-2640; $$$$ ■

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FILM LISTINGS Anime Night Orlando: Miyazaki May Screening of Hayao Miyazaki’s Porco Rosso and Spirited Away. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-894-4494; propelleranime.com. Bad Movie Club Dig into the depths of the film archives to find the worst movies ever made. Laugh at failed acting, tacky special effects, cheesy dialogue and choppy editing. Wednesday, 6:45 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Book to Big Screen: Jurassic Park Read the book and join a discussion and presentation from the Florida Fossil Hunters on May 25 at the library. Then enjoy the 1994 film on the big screen at the Enzian Theater at a special ticketed event on June 4. Wednesday, 7-8:30 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-647-7700; enzian.org. Cult Classics: Can’t Hardly Wait Multicharacter teenage comedy about high school graduates with different agendas on graduation night. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Hump Day Movie Night: Visitor Q Screening of Takashi Miike’s bizarre film about a stranger whose visit throws a Japanese family into weird sexual chaos. Wednesday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10. Love and Friendship Lady Susan Vernon takes up temporary residence at her in-laws’ estate and, while there, is determined to be a matchmaker for her daughter Frederica – and herself too, naturally. Friday, 3:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. More Q Than A: Born to Be Blue An “anti-biopic” about Chet Baker (Ethan Hawke) directed by Robert Budreau. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10. Movieola: Goosebumps Bring blankets, chairs, snacks and the whole family to enjoy this year’s selections. The event begins at 6 pm, and the movie will begin at 8:15 pm. Friday, 6 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; 407-246-4484; cityoforlando.net. Throwback Thursday Movies Watch cult classic favorites at the downtown library every Thursday for the month of May. Thursdays, 11 am-1 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. 80

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Rock-it surgery Recovering-singer psychodrama hits most of the right nodes BY ST E V E S C H N E I D E R

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getic Dionysus with terminal diarrhea of the mouth, Harry immediately sets about tempting Marianne to do everything she shouldn’t do – including taxing her vocal cords by speaking in full voice, along with a few options that may even be less healthy. At other times, he’s waxing obnoxious about his work with the latter-day Stones: He’s the sort of late-to-the-party blowhard whose idea of a great story is telling how he helped guide the recording of Voodoo Lounge. Who in the world would be proud of such a thing? Intermittent flashbacks reveal that all three of these characters have quite the shared past. They also show us that, when Marianne isn’t swanning about the Mediterranean in the dowdiest of holiday fashions, she’s a raven-haired punkette who prepares to take the stage at stadium gigs by hawking up a big loogie. These segments are mercifully brief; despite the prodigious gift she exhibits here and elsewhere, let’s just say that Swinton makes a far better David Bowie than a Chrissie Hynde. In most other respects, A Bigger Splash is a pretty sophisticated piece of work, with cinematography that’s engaging without ever being too ostentatious and performances

that don’t confuse full-blown idiosyncrasies with mere tics. Like 2002’s Laurel Canyon, the movie is rooted in the belief that watching people who work in the music industry destroy each other emotionally can and should be more interesting to watch than it is in real life. Unlike that freakfest, however, A Bigger Splash displays a rich understanding of its characters’ foibles, and the ways in which they betray each other instead of communicating their shared weaknesses. It’s a film about relationships on multiple levels – between lovers old and new, between tourists and natives, and (perhaps most astutely) between one generation and the next. See, Harry has brought along his young daughter (Dakota Johnson), a mocking Lolita who swiftly becomes a figure of both annoyance and morbid fascination to her hosts. Seemingly dedicated to wreaking havoc wherever she can, she torments one and all with her nubile sexuality and her proud ignorance of the vinyl “albums” these old poops seem to live for. Contemptuous of the past and boasting an id that extends in all directions, she’s a lightning rod for resentment on the part of middle-agers who just can’t seem to hand off the torch of immature behavior. In other words, she’s more rock & roll than anyone or anything else on the screen. You just know she would have walked out on the sessions for Voodoo Lounge. film@orlandoweekly.com


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OPENING THIS WEEK Alice Through the Looking Glass The main cast is back for this sequel to 2010’s Alice in Wonderland, but director Tim Burton isn’t. As producer Suzanne Todd told Collider, “He’s never really done a sequel to his other movies.” Hmmm, sounds like her next project is Batman Returns Down the Memory Hole. In Looking Glass’ favor, it’s based on the further adventures of Alice as written by Lewis Carroll himself, which means it should end up every bit the timeless classic as Journey Back to Oz. Mad Hatter swag on deep discount, coming in June to a Hot Topic near you! (PG)

The Lobster How I yearn for the innocent days of Logan’s Run, when you could be anything you wanted as long as you were willing to be killed at age 30. In the festival hit The Lobster, life is considerably more constrained: Single people have to report to a hotel to find a partner. Masturbation is not allowed, but the staff keeps everyone sexually aroused in order to facilitate the pairing off. At the end of 45 days, anyone who has not scored a mate is turned into an animal and let loose into the nearby woods. That’s right – it’s an entire movie about the Parliament House! (R)

Love and Friendship In Whit Stillman’s adaptation of Jane Austen’s Lady Susan, Kate

Beckinsale plays an 18th-century widow who’s determined to secure husbands for both herself and her daughter. Excuse me, ladies – have you ever heard of the Parliament House? (PG)

X-Men: Apocalypse Looks like Bryan Singer’s reign as the most reliable curator of the X-Men franchise may be at its end: Initial reports on his fourth mutant outing are shockingly negative, with one saying it’s the kind of picture that almost makes you want to apologize to Brett Ratner. (And then what? Do we hold a séance and call up the ghost of Mussolini, so we can finally admit that the invasion of Crete wasn’t such a bad idea?) Whatever the final postmortem on Apocalypse, Singer won’t be able to complain that the studio forced him to cram in too many heroes; after Civil War, that dog just won’t hunt. And it isn’t like he can just go back to screwing up Superman, since that position has already been filled quite handily. (PG-13)

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT

How do you approach live work vs. composition? You’re a very visual band live. Steven Head: Currently there is very

little difference. We try to make our live performances as expansive as we would like our final recordings to sound. We have several mood lamps no matter the occasion.

Magic Man Magic Man are a hyper-catchy young electro-rock band that are either gonna cause you to dance energetically the second the song hits or batter you to death with sugary hooks. The choice is(n’t) yours. 7 p.m. Wednesday, May 25, at the Social, $15-$17

How does living in Orlando influence your sound or creative choices? SH: The community has definitely fos-

Stereolad When electro-punkers !!! (Chk Chk Chk) headline the Social on Thursday, they’ll be opening for themselves in the guise of their Stereolab tribute side project, Stereolad. Yeah, that was a genuine smile. 8 p.m. Thursday, May 26, at the Social, $18$20

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Orezi Nigerian dance sensation Orezi crafts sleek R&B-flavored anthems that deftly mix the tropes of U.S. club jams with the sounds of his home country to be utterly undeniable. 9 p.m. Friday, May 27, at the Rotary Club, 475 S. Kirkman Road, $30-$50

Dreamweapon Arty electro trio Moon Jelly unite the electronic tribes for one night

Abbey Death Heavy duty industrial-glam (the genre starts here) from this mixed-gender duo featuring members of Combichrist and Genitorturers. Pitch-perfect goth sleaze. 7 p.m. Saturday, May 28, at Bombshell’s Tavern, $10-$12

Head Games The tribute band game is getting even more niche and specialized, as this band, who specialize in Foreigner covers and Foreigner covers only, will attest. Only one thing is certain in life: that you will hear “Hot Blooded.” 7 p.m. Sunday, May 29, at House of Blues, $8.75

BY MATTHEW MOYER MOON JELLY with Autarx, Time 9 p.m. Sunday, May 29 | Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St. | 407-228-0804 | facebook.com/ spacebarorlando | $5

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The Cloth Super-grungy, scuzzy, hard-traveling hatepunk trio from Philly will make you long for the days when Amphetamine Reptile was still a thing. Or just go to this and stop living in the past already. 8 p.m. Tuesday, May 31, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

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What bands or artists were inspiring you as embryonic Moon Jelly was developing? Anna Wallace: I feel like even beyond

music, the artist Yayoi Kusama is probably my biggest influence. I would say in the musical realm that I gravitate toward ’60s psychedelia and pop like Brian Wilson and the Free Design. I also draw a lot of influence from early electronic music like the BBC Radiophonic Workshop and krautrock like Harmonia.

You’ve put thought into thematic unity for the May 29 show – what led you to choose Autarx and Time? TM: We played with Michael Collins of

Time two years ago at Uncle Lou’s and were blown away. We saw recently that Michael had this new project Time and immediately knew we wanted to set up a show. SH: Autarx represents the yin to our yang. While Moon Jelly seems to dwell in more ambient atmospheres, Autarx’s approach to electronic music is more propulsive and perhaps visceral in sound. And I’ve always respected Michael Collins’ synthesizer setup. AW: Michael Collins with Time is making his own blend of Hare Krishna disco. It’s Scott Walker channeling Giorgio Moroder. This is our Summer Guide issue; what shows are you most looking forward to this summer? SH: Surfin Serf/Euglossine/Maximino at

Will’s Pub on June 2. TM: Lush Agave at the In Between series. AW: Brian Wilson’s Pet Sounds tour, but that’s in September. mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com

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An Ohio-based thrash trio that never lost faith in Anthrax, Vio-lence and Overkill when everyone else was trying on chain wallets and board shorts. Plus one dude used to be in GWAR. 7 p.m. Monday, May 30, at Bombshell’s Tavern, $12-$15

oon Jelly are the dreamgaze artpop band that Orlando has always deserved. The trio of Steven Head (guitar, electronics), Anna Wallace (vocals, electronics) and Timothy Murray (bass, electronics) craft hypnotic audio and visual phantasmagoria that fits in with the tastes of both the indie and avant-noise crowds. They’ve shared the stage with the likes of Silver Apples and Sun Araw, but now they’ve put together a show that aims to showcase “three distinct electronic narratives” in Florida music. To that end, they’re playing the Spacebar alongside Gainesville’s Krishna synthpop duo Time and Orlando’s death-dealers Autarx on Sunday. All three members of Moon Jelly fielded questions from Orlando Weekly in advance of that show.

her style of bedroom pop and I had just joined Telethon to play bass, so Anna and I decided to put our skills together and start a project. Brian Esser (Yip Yip) saw us performing at an art show we helped put on called Parallelogram at the Acre. We recorded an album that was released by a San Diego label called Bleeding Gold and toured to support it. For the tour we added Steven Head (Dark Sea of Awareness) and Ark Calkins (Alias Punch), who I had been playing with in a cellphone band called Zenas Fisk. Brian and Arkie have since moved away from Orlando, so now it’s just the three of us.

tered Moon Jelly’s success and given us opportunities we may not have had in another city. However, we have all definitely paid our dues. From Anna’s artistic endeavors with Parallelogram, Tim’s Pedal Challenge stunts to my DIY-focused time at Tiny Waves, we have definitely been participants in the scene. TM: There are so many opportunities for a variety of musicians to do their thing here. Everyone from Uncle Lou to Will Walker has opened their doors to us. Chris Belt’s Accidental Music Festival is another example of Orlando really expanding their musical horizons. I would be lying if I didn’t also admit that I’m really into the old Epcot Center ride theme songs. AW: Pat Greene has definitely afforded a wonderful outlet for more experimentalleaning musicians with the In Between Series at Avalon Gallery. Civic Minded 5 always has something unexpected up their sleeves, and it doesn’t hurt to have a great college radio station like 91.5.


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Period Bomb BY B AO L E - H U U

This week’s column is packed

full of fresh Florida finds. Of course, that probably means it’ll be one of the lessread ones, which is some sad commentary. But these are the kinds of columns most valuable to those of us keeping up and are often the ones I like writing most. So tough titty.

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Henrietta is one of those Orlando bands that’s gotten decent attention locally and beyond (they got a nice little write-up on Noisey not too long ago). Unfortunately, and for no good reason other than conflicts of schedule preventing me from seeing them perform, none of that notice has been from me. The condition had gotten so conspicuous to me that, early this year, I actually made a mental note to fix it. Well, it finally happened (May 18, Will’s Pub) and now I can see why all the waves. In melody and mood, Henrietta comes from the crestfallen side of ’90s and early-’00s indie rock. Frontman Manuel Urdaneta’s singing even conjures David Bazan. But for all the bummer emo drag which that springboard might imply, they yield something different and quite nice by coming with large sonic intent. With a sky-swallowing rock sound of ample body and texture, they turn the great big world and all its great big emotions into wind in their sails rather than weight on their chests. Although their influences are different, touring opener Ivadell from Columbia,

All that normative shit that you inherited by insidious social osmosis – even the boys-club punk orthodoxy – Period Bomb target it right between the eyes. South Carolina, also mines the interplay of heavy and soft. Landing in the vicinity of Deftones and Failure, they merge thick guitar brawn and airy melodies into a flight of feelings and force, a thing of more open emotion than heavy guitar bands but more beef than emo bands. It’s a well-built sound that manages both heft and beauty. The heart beats a lot more vividly at deafening volume. In the case of local opener Kinder Than Wolves, duality came in the form of tender shadows and howling winds. An overt study in dynamics, they weave together sighing indie rock, wide post-rock sweeps, and unpredictable jags of guitar and percussion into something that’s not the mess it looks on paper. Though they’re still formative as an ensemble, they’re a sonically enterprising band with an idea that’s a little bit unexpected and a little bit bigger. And that’s definitely worthy of note. A block away (Uncle Lou’s), Period Bomb went off. Like their visceral moniker promises, the Los Angeles/Miami punk band is a direct and colorful affront to convention. All that normative shit that you inherited by insidious social osmosis – even

the boys-club punk orthodoxy – Period Bomb target it right between the eyes. In sound, optics and concept, they are total and exciting provocation. And they do it with maximum flair. A recent homegrown lineup (May 19, Will’s Pub) was topped by noted Orlando indie names Pathos, Pathos and Reverist, who rocked my latest guest showcase at last month’s Florida Music Festival. But way down at the bottom of the bill was a nice find in Empire Cinema, who are apparently Tampa as fuck in their New Granada and Microgroove T-shirts. As postpunk revisionists in the bloodline of Interpol, their power comes from tall rock that’s all stiff drive, and their mien from throbbing atmosphere. As faithful as they are to that dire aesthetic, they pack a little more thrill than many of their contemporaries. While others are content to haunt the room with gloom and theater, Empire Cinema often flex their capacity for throttle and gust, making them one of the more electrifying acts of their kind. Also playing were the Knick-Knacks from nearby Melbourne, who could quickly be better with some tightening in both idea and playing. They play a lively blend of garage and ’90s alt-rock even though some of their more nuanced undercurrents – like chiming guitars and cooing singing – were some of their most remarkable. If all those stylistic goalposts are making you a little dizzy, then you’re seeing my point about focus. But they’ve got spirit and some solid blocks on which to build. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Destroy! All! Poets! IV! LITERARY

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Has your $10-an-hour job at Disney given you enough material for three sonnets on ridiculous tourist requests? You can debut all your poems on work angst on Thursday in the “Destroy! All! Poets!” poetry slam battle at the Milk Bar. This is the first battle of the 2016-2017 season, and categories tonight include elegies, nature poems, bluecollar poems and Sapphic stanzas. If you want to compete, you have to attend, volunteer or participate in the Orlando Fringe Festival, or be a part of the Poetry Vending Machine. Buy your rhyming dictionary now! – Monivette Cordeiro 8 p.m. | The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St. | 407-369-1701 | free Friday-Saturday, 27-28

Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout EVENTS

Come empty to this weekend’s BBQ Blowout. You’re going to want room for all the samples of delicious barbecued chicken, ribs, brisket and pork you’ll get to try from professional and backyard teams (it’s free to attend, but you’ll have to purchase “BBQ Bucks” to eat). There’s so much stuff going on, you’ll need two days to process it all. For children, the event features water rides, bounce houses and a Kid-Que competition on Friday. While you get messy with the BBQ sauce, listen to several musical acts, including locals Dakota Hurley and Eli Mosley. – MC 6-10 p.m. Friday, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Saturday | Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Mall Blvd., Oviedo | bbqblowout.org | free

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MegaCon EVENTS

4-9 p.m. Thursday, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday | Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive | megaconvention.com | $20-$100

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Tropical Pig Roast EVENTS

This may be a terrible week to be a pig (see the above Selection on Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout), but it’s a great week to be a pork enthusiast. Lucy Bleuz kicks off a series of Foodie Fridays – showcasing culinary creations from associated catering company Incredibly Edible Catering – with a tropical pig roast to start the summer season right. Best of all, your first serving of pig is free (as long as you order a couple of drinks). Once you get your fill of the big pig, walk off the calories by taking a trip across the street to check out the gorgeous Old Florida style of the train station across the street. And hey, if you’re too stuffed to drive safely, maybe even take a SunRail home? – TM 7-10 p.m. | Lucy Bleuz, 1321 Sligh Blvd. | 407-835-6899 | lucybleuzorlando.com | two-drink minimum

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Over the past 23 years, MegaCon has grown into one of Florida’s premier pop culture events, mirroring the explosion in popularity of so-called “geek” culture. It got so successful, in fact, that it was sold last year to Informa Canada, the company that produces the popular FanExpo group of conventions across the U.S. and Canada. While some were wary of the acquisition, it looks like the convention is benefiting from the extra connections and experience of the FanExpo family. This is the first year that the convention has been scheduled for four days, and the list of celebrities attending is pretty impressive; in addition to comics legends like Frank Miller and Peter David, you can get close to stars like Adam West (Batman), Anthony Daniels (C-3PO from Star Wars), Lena Headey (Baddest Bitch in the Seven Kingdoms Cersei from Game of Thrones) or even Star Trek’s original Capt. James Tiberius Kirk, William Shatner. But whether you come for the panels, parties, shopping or celebs, it’s great to see MegaCon enter a new era with such a strong lineup. – Thaddeus McCollum


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Milk District Market EVENTS

“Another market? Whatever,” you might be thinking. After all, how many unique, beautiful, locally handmade and vintage items can a person buy in one lifetime? The thing about this market, though, is that it’s in the Milk District. So that means it’s almost guaranteed to be a fun day out, whether you indulge in retail therapy or not – because if there’s one thing they do right in the Milk District, it’s throw a party. Whether they’re calling it a “Man Cave Pre-Father’s Day Event” or “Freaktoberfest Halloween,” you can count on decent bands, tasty food-truck eats, and cute puppies and kids running around underfoot. At this party, er, market, presented by Etoile Boutique and Spacebar, you can expect Pasty Cline headlining a six-band schedule; food from La Empanada, Wandering Wonton and other trucks; zines and an art installation by Adam Lavigne and Anna Cruz at the Milk Bar; and all the sweet bikes you can gawk at, courtesy of sponsor Standard Motorcycle Co. See? Not just another market. – Jessica Bryce Young

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1-7 p.m. | The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St. | free Monday, 30 Friday-Sunday, 27-29

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State Champion MUSIC

Even though a certain other famous rock music festival held at a racetrack didn’t end all that well (Google “Altamont Festival” for some light reading), that’s no reason to shy away from this country juggernaut. Over Labor Day weekend, you can hang out at the storied Daytona International Speedway and let your lil’ ears run the gamut of country music, from legendary icons like Willie Nelson and Dwight Yoakam to cult favorites like Marty Stuart to country rapper Colt Ford to current chart-toppers like Florida Georgia Line and Lady Antebellum. Hey, how about throwing Kid Rock in there? Sure why not. This is going to be utter insanity. – MM

Louisville’s State Champion take that disgraced subgenre, country rock, and restore it to its rightfully fucked-up, hazy, ramshackle roots. This is not careerist crossover; this is boozy and deeply weird Americana (we probably shouldn’t even use that word anymore, but oh well). Raleigh’s Naked Naps should be a don’t-miss act for those who attended the recent Hop Along/Speedy Ortiz show – their take on indie rock is angular and adventurous, full of unexpected sharp edges and frenzied dashes for an invisible finish line. Jacksonville’s Fever Hands (formerly Memphibians), no strangers to Orlando, are along for the ride, and they get vicious. Local support is ably provided by Radicalized Youth and Sad Jeremy. – MM

2 p.m.-midnight Friday-Sunday | Daytona International Speedway, 1801 W. International Speedway Blvd., Daytona Beach | 407-222-9732 | country500.com | $199-$225

with Naked Naps, Fever Hands, Radicalized Youth, Sad Jeremy | 9 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | $5

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Merchant Service 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Magic Man, the Griswolds 6:30 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18$20; 407-246-1419. The New Sam Rivers Rivbea Orchestra 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10. [MUSIC] !!! Thursday at the Social Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Underhill, Oklahoma Stackhouse 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Bearaoke 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Dorm Wednesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Douse House Wednesdays 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free. Grandpa Jerry’s Open Mic 7 pm; Holly and Dolly’s, 500 E. State Road 436, Suite 1020, Casselberry; free; 407-276-2926. 88

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Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997. Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Kill the Keg Karaoke 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Ladies Night Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Latin Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-900-3158. Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. One Hit Wonder Wednesdays 10 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577.

Prom Night Wednesdays 8 pm; NV Art Bar, 27 E. Pine St.; free; 407-649-0000. Red Carpet Karaoke 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Salsa vs Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Wednesday Karaoke Nights 6-9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 727-505-4566. Werk Wednesday 10 pm; Vain, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-835-3590.

The Velvet Sessions: Cherry Poppin’ Daddies Thursday 6:30 pm; Velvet Bar, Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando; $29-$50; 407-3517625.

CLUBS/LOUNGES All-Star Blues Jam 8 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

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Themed Trivia Wednesdays 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Trivia Nation 8 pm; Frank and Steins, 150 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-412-9230. Trivia Night 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-322-7475. Trivia with Doug Bowser 7:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Untucked Bingo 5:30-9 pm; Parliament House,

CONCERTS/EVENTS !!!, Stereolad 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-246-1419. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Nate Currin, Beemo, AC & His Mason Jars, Jackson Rodgers 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Bears In The City Presents: Thirsty Thursday Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Bebop Blues Jam and VooDoo Party 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. Board Game Night noon; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636.

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Sierra Nevada’s Bitchin’ Belgian Beer Dinner This beer pairing dinner at the Parkview features some different takes on Belgian styles, like an Ovila abbey saison with sage, a Belgian brown with mandarin and cocoa, and Sierra Nevada’s Broken Vows, a Belgian dark ale brewed with fresh ginger and dried orange peel that the owner of the Parkview got to brew at Sierra Nevada’s Beer

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Bring Your Own Vinyl Spacebar brings back its semi-regular party where you get to control the soundtrack. Bring your own records and control the vibe, or just hang out and talk music with a bunch of trainspotting nerds. 10 p.m. Thursday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; facebook.com/spacebarorlando

DRIP’s 10 Year Anniversary The colorcoated dancers of DRIP celebrate a decade of messy fun with a special dance show, live mu-

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sic and drinks from their themed “color bar.” Grab a T-shirt or a flight of beer for only $10 as well. 8 p.m. Saturday; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; 347-855-3747; $10; ilovedrip.com

Mega: The Ultimate After Party Parliament House invites all of the cosplayers in town for MegaCon over for a special party with an ridiculously generous $3,000 cash prize for the best costume. That’s almost enough to pay for another costume. 8 p.m. Saturday; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; 407-425-7571; contact for cover price; parliamenthouse.com

Culture Club, July 5 at Hard Rock Live

Drag the River, June 1 at Will’s Pub

St. Lucia, June 15 at the Social

Alejandro Escovedo, June 2 at the Social

Guttermouth, June 16 at Will’s Pub

Total Punk’s Total Fuck Off Weekend III, June 3-4 at Will’s Pub

Ordinary Boys (Tribute to the Smiths and Morrissey), June 18 at the Social

Ellie Goulding, June 4 at CFE Arena

Baby Anne, June 24 at the Social

The Chris Robinson Brotherhood, July 16 at the Beacham

The Claypool Lennon Delirium, June 4 at the Beacham

Letlive., June 25 at the Social

Boris, July 29 at the Social

The Murder Junkies, June 25 at Will’s Pub

Guns N’ Roses, July 29 at the Citrus Bowl

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas, June 25 at Amway Center

The Dolan Twins, July 30 at the Social

Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience, June 6 at Hard Rock Live X Ambassadors, June 8 at House of Blues Refused, June 9 at the Beacham Selena Gomez, June 10 at Amway Center Gogol Bordello, June 11 at the Beacham

Torque Anniversary: The Prototypes, June 29 at the Social Justin Bieber, June 30 at Amway Center Modern Baseball, July 1 at the Beacham

Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena Nora En Pure, July 8 at the Social

David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham Bayside, Aug. 12 at Hard Rock Live

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live Broods, Sept. 1 at the Beacham Flume, Sept. 8 at House of Blues Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center Gary Gulman, Sept. 16 at the Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater Meghan Trainor, Sept. 18 at CFE Arenal Slayer, Sept. 27 at Hard Rock Live Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live

Hey Mercedes, Aug. 12 at the Social

Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham

Two Cow Garage, Aug. 12 at Will’s Pub

Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham

Infected Mushroom, June 11 at Gilt

Twenty One Pilots, July 1 at Amway Center

Motion City Soundtrack, Aug. 13 at House of Blues

Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

Thrice, June 11 at House of Blues

Aesop Rock, July 5 at the Social

David Liebe Hart, Aug. 14 at Will’s Pub

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Buckethead MUSIC

Outsider guitarist Buckethead occupies such a strange place in the rock music landscape that we feel almost duty-bound to make this a show selection for the week. A virtuoso guitarist with undeniable classical chops, Buckethead is never seen without a white Michael Myers-esque mask and a bucket of some sort (often of the KFC chicken variety) perched atop his long mane. He also is known to get down with nunchucks during his performances. A creative workaholic who has recorded over 200 albums of his own work, he has collaborated with Bill Laswell and Bootsy Collins, but on the other hand he was a member of Guns N’ Roses during the Chinese Democracy years (bucket firmly on head the whole time). Although we suspect that years from now we’ll find out that he had everything meticulously planned out, like a hybrid of Michael Schenker and the Residents, in the meantime, just enjoy the show. – Matthew Moyer 8 p.m. | The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave. | 407-228-1220 | plazaliveorlando.com | $20-$30

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Chill Out Thursdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648.

Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. MarsRadio’s Kick Machine: Indie Rock Smokeout 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874.

Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Think Tank Trivia 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Geek Trivia 9 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free.

Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875.

Homegrown Open Mic Night YouTube Sessions 8-11 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.

My So Called ‘90s Trivia Night 9 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-802-4800.

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Latin Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571.

Open Mic Night 8 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000.

‘80s Night: Switch 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 407-704-6261.

Open Mic with Chuck Culbertson 9 pm; Little Fish

You Can’t Sit With Us Ladies Night 11:45 pm-2 am; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free-$3; 407-999-2570. FRIDAY, MAY 27

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Buckethead 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $20-$30; 407-228-1220. CJ Ramone, Broken Gold, RushmoreFL, the Areolas 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Country 500: Willie Nelson, Chris Stapleton and more Daytona International Speedway, 1801 W. International Speedway Blvd., Daytona Beach; $75-$225. Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. Friday Fete With Damage Band 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824. The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Panic!: DJ Mot, NM 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804. Pete Bones 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. Shak Nasti, Leisure Chief Friday 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. 92

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CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ BMF 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ Jay 9 pm; The Green Bar, 400 E. State Road 436, Casselberry; free; 407-332-6470. Fame Fridays 10 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10; 407-448-0216. Footloose 80s Night midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Karaoke with Cindy 7:3010 pm; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free; 407-293-9515. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

Nerdy Karaoke 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. The Patio Friday Night 9 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; free; 407-354-1577. Platinum Friday 4 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888. Simon Time Trivia 7-9:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171. Wall Street Plaza Block Party 11 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. SATURDAY, MAY 28

CONCERTS/EVENTS Adult Life, R-Dent, Rushmore, the Areolas 7 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. American Head Charge, Motograter, (N)Ception, Martyrs Asylum, NoSelf 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-673-2712. Astari Nite, Ars Phoenix, Ghostfeeder, Island Science, DJ Nick M, DJ Lavidicus 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Country 500: Willie Nelson, Chris Stapleton, Marty Stuart and more Daytona CONTINUED ON PAGE 94

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Negril Reggae Night: Bella Fitzgerald & the Remix Band 8 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; $5; 407-623-3393.

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International Speedway, 1801 W. International Speedway Blvd., Daytona Beach; $75-$225. The Gemini Party: Merlyn, Jimi the Genius, Rob-E & Security, D-Xtreme & Stylus, Joe G. & DJ Chronic, Rogue Planet, Andrez & Supagroover 9 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; $15. Hannah Harber & the Lionhearts 9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. Orlando Rocks! Latin Edition: Sanalejo, Vibra, Liquid Circle, Neco Pena, Gabriel Casiano 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Songwriter’s Night: Leo Aether, Cesar Daniel, Farith Quiroga, Claudio Matta 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Stop Light Observations 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.

Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039.

Straightjacket, Massive Head Wound, Kill the Sound, Vapid, Believers of Exile 8 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $10; 407-677-9669.

Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

The Supervillains 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $13-$15; 407-246-1419. Vybe Night 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$10; 407-270-9104.

CLUBS/LOUNGES DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166. DJ Stranger Jazz/Funk Brunch 11 am-2 pm; Ethos Vegan Kitchen, 601-B S. New York Ave., Winter Park; free; various menu prices; 407-228-3898.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS

Head Games - A Tribute to Foreigner 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

AAHZ Summer of Love: Dave Cannalte, Chris Fortier, Kimball Collins 9 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; $15; 407-839-0457.

Moon Jelly, Autarx, Time 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804.

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Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Breaks Yo!: Rob Analyze, Bebe, Dozier, Rich D., 21 Paths 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; contact for price. Country 500: Willie Nelson, Chris Stapleton, Marty Stuart and more Daytona International Speedway, 1801 W. International Speedway Blvd., Daytona Beach; $75-$225. Florida Solo Artist Awards: Kimberly L, Stepford Knives, LG the Rapper, Goldenchild, Geo Rell, Bert 4:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$12; 407-322-7475.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Acoustic Open Mic with Chris Dupre 9 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. An Tobar Trivia 6 pm; An Tobar, 600 N. Lake Destiny Drive, Maitland; $5; 407-267-4044.

Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. MONDAY, MAY 30

CONCERTS/EVENTS 430 Steps, Corgi Feldman, Massive Head Wound 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Jazz Meets Motown 7 pm; Bohemian Hotel Celebration, 700 Bloom St., Celebration; $20.

Back to the Eighties 3-7 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199.

Reggae Mondae: Kash’d Out 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848.

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Bears in the City Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Bar Codes, 4453 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-412-6917.

Blaine the Mono, the Cloth, the Glorious Rebellion 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Curtis Earth Trivia 6:30 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Curtis Earth Trivia 7 pm; Graffiti Junktion - Thornton Park, 900 E. Washington St.; free; 407-426-9503. Game Night 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Man Mondays 5:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Bears in the City Bear Beats Bearaoke 9 pm-1 am; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Dirty Bingo 9 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357. Drunken Trivia with Mike G. 8 pm; Graffiti Junktion College Park, 2401 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-377-1961.

Noche Latina 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-3888.

Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free.

Rock Band Jam Night 8:30 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712.

Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Grits ‘n’ Gravy 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free-$3; 407-839-0457.

White Trash Bingo with Doug Ba’aser 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888.

Voice of Addiction, the Jodones, Original Me, Swift Knuckle Solution 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7.

Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600.

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Ivanhoe Trivia Knight 6 pm; The Hammered Lamb, 1235 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-704-3200.

Through Monday; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; various prices; 407-2462283; orlandofringe.org.

Korndogg’s Karaoke 10 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-849-9904.

Singin’ in the Rain This musical has all the makings of a Tinseltown tabloid headline – the starlet, the leading man and a love affair that could change lives and make or break careers. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 pm and Saturdays, Sundays, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$33; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Open Mic at the Falcon 7-11 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Open Mic Tuesday 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-2712. Sound Culture with OAM 10 pm; Vixen Bar, 118 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1529. Talent Night Tuesday Open Mic 7 pm; Sleeping Moon Cafe, 495 N. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 321-972-8982. Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Total Request Tuesdays with DJ Deron Martin 7 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. Trivia Nation 7 pm; East Coast Wings & Grill SoDo, 3183 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-930-9464. Trivia Tuesday with Doug Ba’aser 5-9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571. Tuesday Trivia Night 9 pm; Yellow Dog Eats, 1236 Hempel Ave., Windermere; free; 407-296-0609. Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654. Twisted Tuesday 9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-649-3888.

THEATER The Orlando Fringe Orlando’s largest annual performing arts event features plays, comedy, dance, music and more from around the world.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com. Comedy at the Caboose Hosted by Apollo Replay. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. High Tide A monthly indie comedy variety show made up of sketch, improvisational comedy and digital shorts. Wednesday, 9-10:30 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $3; 407-228-0804; facebook. com/hightidespacebar. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school. Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com.

Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Mama’s Comedy Show A 90-minute improv comedy show. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $10; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com.

Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com.

Mitch Fatel Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm and Sunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

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Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. The Outta Control Magic Comedy Dinner Show A one-of-a-kind entertainment experience with non-stop audience participation. Dinner includes unlimited pizza, salad, popcorn, beer, wine, soda and dessert. ongoing, 6 & 8 pm; Wonderworks, 9067 International Drive; $29.99; wonderworksonline.com.

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Parlor Tricks by Nick Comis A 45-minute illusionist show for all ages. Thursdays, 6 pm; Sleuths Mystery Dinner Theater, 8267 International Drive; $15; 407-363-1985; sleuths.com. Punslingers A game show for word nerds. Monday 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Tickle the Troops Rick Walters & his commrades boast a combined 30 years of professional comedy experience appearing on stages across the nation. A Portion of the Proceeds for this show will proudly be donated to the Wounded Warrior Project. Wednesday,

8 & 10:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $5; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Whodi Friday, 8:30 pm and Saturday, 8:30 pm; Bonkerz - Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com.

DANCE 2016 Leggz Dance Academy Recital Check out the Leggz Dance Academy’s annual recital. Monday; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; contact for price; 407-685-9800; occc.net. Russian Ballet of Orlando: Cinderella The classic fairy tale comes to life in this dazzling ballet. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; free; 407-246-2827; russianacademyofballet.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Alfond Inn Tour A guided tour of the impressive art collection at the Alfond Inn. Sunday 1 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E.

New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-998-8090. Exhibition Tour Guided tour of the new Displacement exhibition. Friday, 11 am; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Local Art Night Local artists showcase and sell their works while performers entertain. Thursday, 8-11 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5; 347-855-3747. Museum Tour A guided tour of the exhibitions currently displayed. Saturday, 1 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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survive from the Morse-Genius wedding, including Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. TuesdaysSaturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays, 1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org. Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Feuerman creates colorful provocative figures that begin as casts taken directly from her subjects and end up as freestanding sculptures in interior and exterior spaces. Most of her models appear to be the all-American girl next door on summer vacation. Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Constructed Abstractions A group exhibition featuring artworks by Reine Paradis, Stephane Fedorowsky, Dana Hargrove and Shelley Lake. ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. Departures This annual exhibition highlights images by recent graduates of the Photographic Technology program at Daytona State College. Through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Displacement: Symbols and Journeys Curated collection of art that deals with the concept of borders. Through Sep. 4; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Esherick to Nakashima This exhibit exemplifies the passion and vision that successfully blurred the boundaries between art, sculpture and furniture. Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

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Florida Prize in Contemporary Art 2016 This exhibition features 10 of the most progressive and exciting artists working in Florida today. One of these artists will be selected to receive a significant monetary award. Through Aug. 14; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $10; 407-896-4231.

Florida’s Mountains Alexander Diaz’s photographs harken back to the early days of traditional American landscape photography. Through June 11; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753. Formento + Formento: Cinematic Chronicles A solo exhibit of dynamic husband-wife team Formento + Formento’s international photographic works and a showcase of their short film Voyage. Thursdays-Saturdays, 11 am-4 pm; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407286-2185; snaporlando.com. Frank Rampolla: The Figure One of the first artists in Florida to give voice to the “soul-cry” for 20th-century identity: a cry of alienation, anxiety, dread and horror. Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Exhibition of works from two Boston artists who led American art out of the trap of militant provincialism on the one hand, and its overdependence on European modernism on the other. Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. The Journey Projects: Eatonville Exhibition featuring the work of Eatonville residents, both children and adults. ongoing; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407647-3307; zorafestival.org.

Meet the Artist Reception A new art exhibit with work from Anne Yates Burst, Debra Yates and Roberto Gonzalez. Through June 17; The Art Gallery at Mills Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Persevering Creativity A solo show by Julio Sanchez featuring more than 30 works in different techniques and formats. Through June 10; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Picture Element A group show focusing on digital art, with contributions from artists like Thomas Thorspecken, Chaya Av, Dwayne Broughton and more. Through June 10; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Sculptures by David Hayes Over the course of six decades, American modern master David Hayes produced a body of sculptural work that concerned itself with geometrically abstracting organic forms. Hayes’ work is on display at Museum of Art – DeLand through October 2016. Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Storytelling and Explorations Fiber artist Bobbi Baugh’s artwork crosses multiple genres and mediums. Her chosen artistic medium is a complimentary mix of two processes: hand printmaking and collage construction. Through; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Syd Solomon: Concealed & Revealed Florida’s most distinguished Abstract Expressionist was an active participant, along with other talented innovators, in the shaping of what we now call the Abstract Expressionist Movement. Through July 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. UCF Thesis Exhibition This exhibition showcases graduat-


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ing senior thesis projects by students in the Photography program at the University of Central Florida. Through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Unreal More than 30 local artists explore the subject of the unreal and all that it encompasses. ongoing; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. YONG: Pop Jungle The Brazilian street artist takes inspiration from graffiti and pop art to crate a jungle filled with endangered species and native animals of Brazil. Through June 11; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

EVENTS [COMEDY] Mitch Fatel Thursday-Sunday at the Orlando Improv

Audubon Park Community Market Weekly local-vendorsonly community market, featuring local growers,

ranchers, fishermen, artisans and musicians. Mondays, 6 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; audubonmarket.com.

Drip’s 10 Year Anniversary Anniversary party with a special dance show, live music and an afterparty. Saturday, 8 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $10; 347-855-3747.

Bring Your Own Vinyl Bring your own records and pretend that you’re a superstar DJ. Thursday, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Drunken Problem Solving Bring a team to compete in a game of coming up with possible problems that the future may hold and then making creative solutions for them. Wednesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout This Florida BBQ Association sanctioned event invites BBQ teams from all over the country to compete to qualify for the World Food Championships. Friday, 6-10 pm and Saturday, 10 am-6 pm; Oviedo Mall, 1700 Oviedo Marketplace Blvd., Oviedo; free; 407-278-4871. Crooked Can Brewery Tour Take a tour of the Crooked Can Brewery and get a souvenir glass filled with beer. Sundays, noon, 1, 2 & 3 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $10; 407-3959520; crookedcan.com.

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for $20 from any store in Artegon to guest services and receive $5 in Food Truck Bucks. Friday, 5-9 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Gay Days Kick Off Party Enjoy music, special guest appearances and more. Tuesday, 6:30-9:30 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; $20-$30; 407-896-8431; gaydays.com. Homage to Morgan Steele: Rativa Sunday An homage to recently deceased local artist Morgan Steele. Sunday, 3 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie. Lake Nona Farmers Market Shop local and benefit wildlife at this unique market. Vendor fees from the market support Back To Nature’s efforts to rescue, raise, rehabilitate and release injured and orphaned wildlife and house non-releasable animals. Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Laureate Park Lake Nona, Tavistock Lakes Boulevard; free; 321-2176654; btnlakenonafarmersmarket.weebly.com.

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Market at Mills 50 A weekly community market. Tuesdays, 5-10 pm; Thornton Parking Lot, 728 N. Thornton Ave.; free. Mega: The Ultimate After Party Special Megacon afterparty with a $3,000 cash costume contest. Saturday 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. MegaCon Central Florida’s largest pop culture convention features media guests from comics, sci-fi, horror, anime and gaming, special panels, vendors, costumes and plenty more. Thursday, 4-9 pm, Friday, 10 am-7 pm, Saturday, 10 am-7 pm and Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $20-$100; 407-685-9800; megaconvention.com.

ORL Food Crawl A food crawl from Black Rooster to Pig Floyd’s and then to Ten10 Brewing for drinks after. Thursday, 5:30 pm; Black Rooster Taqueria, 1323 N. Mills Ave.; various prices; 407-601-0994; blackroostertaqueria.com.

Sierra Nevada’s Bitchin’ Belgian Beer Dinner Special prix fixe dinner with beer pairings from Sierra Nevada. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Parkview, 136 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; $50; 407-647-9103; facebook.com/theparkviewwp.

ORL Food Lab Learn about local food related businesses like Collette’s Clean Eats and Growing Orlando. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Workscapes Inc., 1173 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price.

SummerFest with Princess Blackheart and the Buccaneer Bash A Buccaneer Bash full of entertainment, tales and treasures, character dining, arts & crafts and more. Through Aug. 21, 8 am-10 pm; Gaylord Palms Resort, 6000 W. Osceola Parkway, Kissimmee; free; 407-586-0000; gaylordpalms.com.

Orlando Farmers Market Sundays, 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlandofarmersmarket.com. Orlando Girl Geek Dinners All women welcome. Friday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; 407623-3393; orlandogirlgeeks.com.

Milk District Market A one day retro, vintage, local and handmade market with live music, food and fun indoors and out. Sunday, 1-7 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; free; 407-228-0804.

Park Lake Highland Community Farmers Market A weekly farmers market. Saturdays, 9 am-2 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231.

Neal Adams Signing Legendary comics artist Neal Adams signs comics and sketches commissions. Wednesday, 5 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com.

Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

The Nickel & Dime Craft bazaar accompanied by live music. Wednesday, 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-228-0804.

Server & Bartender Appreciation Night Free drinks for service industry folks. Tuesday, 8-11 pm; The Porch, 643 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-571-9101; theporchwinterpark.com.

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Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/tastytuesdaysorlando. Tropical Pig Roast A complimentary pig roast with the purchase of two drinks, plus other a la carte items from Incredibly Edible Catering. Friday, 7-10 pm; Lucy Bleuz, 1321 Sligh Blvd.; free (two drink minimum); 407-835-6899. Versus: Battle of the Fandoms MegaCon afterparty with dancing, performances, contests, body painting and more. Saturday, 7 pm; Club 39, Rosen Plaza Hotel; $20-$350; 407-996-9700; moshimoshiproductions.com.


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Winter Park Farmers Market Popular weekly farmers market in heart of Winter Park. Saturdays, 7 am-1 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Winter Park Walking Food Tour The Park Avenue Walking Food Tour dishes on some of Central Florida’s best-kept secrets. This tour features carefully chosen local savory and sweet eats and treats that add to the rich history of Winter Park. Fridays-Sundays, 11:15 am-2:15 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $47; 800-6560713; orlandofoodtours.com. Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.

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Destroy! All! Poets! A new season of the S.A.F.E. Words Poetry Slam kicks off with a competitive slam. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Safe Words Toastmasters Club A Toastmasters club for those who are involved in, or friends of someone involved in, an alternative lifestyle. Thursday, 7-8:30 pm; The Ninth Circle, 2721 Forsyth Road, Winter Park; free; 407-304-6891.

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SPORTS B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com. Board Game Night Bring your own games or choose from tons of games available to play. Saturdays, 7-11:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161; campuscardsandgames.com. Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302. The Comeback: Hector Camacho Jr. vs. Ron Johnson Middleweight boxing. Saturday, 5 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $25$350; 407-823-6006.

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Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Gator Gathering With Coach Jim McElwain Gathering for fans of the University of Florida Alligators. Wednesday 4:15 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $30-$75; 407228-1220; cfgators.com. Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursdays, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15. Orlando City vs. Philadelphia Union The Philadelphia Union travel to Orlando to take on the Lions. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $26.63-$287; 407423-2476; orlandocitysc.com. Orlando Predators vs. Jacksonville Sharks Watch the Orlando Predators take on the Jacksonville Sharks. Friday, 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$242; 407-355-2200; www.orlandopredators.com/schedule. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com.

Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces (walkers and dogs included). Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-246-6999; craftedorlando.com. USA Volleyball Open National Championships & Corporate Annual Meetings Don’t miss the Open National Volleyball Championships. FridayTuesday; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; cost varies; 407-685-9800; occc.net. Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Saturday, noon; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-648-7060. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group, which is taught by a rotating band of yogis, meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■


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ARIES (March 21-April 19) To convey the best strategy for you to employ in the coming weeks, I have drawn inspiration from a set of instructions composed by aphorist Alex Stein: Scribble, scribble, erase. Scribble, erase, scribble. Scribble, scribble, scribble, scribble. Erase, erase, erase. Scribble, erase. Keep what’s left. In other words, you have a mandate to be innocently empirical, robustly experimental and cheerfully improvisational – with the understanding that you must also balance your fun with ruthless editing. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “One must think like a hero to behave like a merely decent human being,” wrote Taurus memoirist May Sarton. That’s a dauntingly high standard to live up to, but for the foreseeable future it’s important that you try. In the coming weeks, you will need to maintain a heroic level of potency and excellence if you hope to keep your dreams on track and your integrity intact. Luckily, you will have an extraordinary potential to do just that. But you’ll have to work hard to fulfill the potential – as hard as a hero on a quest to find the real Holy Grail in the midst of all the fake Holy Grails. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) “Whatever you’re meant to do, do it now,” said novelist Doris Lessing. “The conditions are always impossible.” I hope you take her advice to heart. In my astrological opinion, there is no good excuse for you to postpone your gratification or to procrastinate about moving to the next stage of a big dream. It’s senseless to tell yourself that you will finally get serious as soon as all of the circumstances are perfect. Perfection does not and will never exist. The future is now. You’re as ready as you will ever be. CANCER (June 21-July 22) French painter Henri Matisse didn’t mind being unmoored, befuddled or in-between. In fact, he regarded these states as being potentially valuable to his creative process. Here’s his testimony: “In art, truth and reality begin when one no longer understands what one is doing or what one knows.” I’m recommending that you try out his attitude. In my astrological opinion, the time has come for you to drum up the inspirations and revelations that become available when you don’t know where the hell you are and what the hell you’re doing. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Proposed experiment: Imagine that all the lovers and would-be lovers you have ever adored are in your presence. Review in detail your memories of the times you felt thrillingly close to them. Fill yourself up with feelings of praise and gratitude for their mysteries. Sing the love songs you love best. Look into a mirror and rehearse your “I only have eyes for you” gaze until it is both luminous and smoldering. Cultivate facial expressions that are full of tender, focused affection. Got all that? My purpose in urging you to engage in these practices is that it’s the High Sexy Time of year for you. You have a license to be as erotically attractive and wisely intimate as you dare. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) “Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you’ll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others,” wrote editor Jacob M. Braude. Normally I would endorse his poignant counsel, but for the foreseeable future I am predicting that the first half of it won’t fully apply to you. Why? Because you are entering a phase that I regard as unusually favorable for the project of transforming yourself. It may not be easy to do so, but it’ll be easier than it has been in a long time. And I bet you will find the challenge to reimagine, reinvent and reshape yourself at least as much fun as it is hard work.

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) “Never turn down an adventure without a really good reason,” says author Rebecca Solnit in her book The Far Away Nearby. That’s a thought she had as she contemplated the possibility of riding a raft down the Colorado River and through the Grand Canyon. Here’s how I suspect this meditation applies to you: There have been other times and there will be other times when you will have good reasons for not embarking on an available adventure. But now is not one of those moments. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Russian poet Vera Pavlova tells about how once when she was using a pen and paper to jot down some fresh ideas, she got a paper cut on her palm. Annoying, right? On the contrary. She loved the fact that the new mark substantially extended her life line. The palmistry-lover in her celebrated. I’m seeing a comparable twist in your near future. A minor inconvenience or mild setback will be a sign that a symbolic revitalization or enhancement is nigh. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Norway is mountainous, but its neighbor Finland is quite flat. A group of Norwegians has launched a campaign to partially remedy the imbalance. They propose that to mark the hundredth anniversary of Finland’s independence, their country will offer a unique birthday gift: the top of Halti mountain. Right now the 4,479-foot peak is in Norway. But under the proposed plan, the border between countries will be shifted so that the peak will be transferred to Finland. I would love you to contemplate generous gestures like this in the coming weeks. It’s a highly favorable time for you to bestow extra imaginative blessings. [PS: The consequences will be invigorating to your own dreams.] CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) I believe that every one of us should set aside a few days every year when we celebrate our gaffes, our flaws and our bloopers. During this crooked holiday, we are not embarrassed about the false moves we have made. We don’t decry our bad judgment or criticize our delusional behavior. Instead, we forgive ourselves our sins. We work to understand and feel compassion for the ignorance that led us astray. Maybe we even find redemptive value in our apparent lapses; we come to see that they saved us from some painful experience or helped us avoid getting a supposed treasure that would have turned out to be a booby prize. Now would be a perfect time for you to observe this crooked holiday. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Sometimes the love you experience for those you care about makes you feel vulnerable. You may worry about being out of control or swooping so deeply into your tenderness that you lose yourself. Giving yourself permission to cherish and nurture can make you feel exposed, even unsafe. But none of that applies in the coming weeks. According to my interpretation of the astrological omens, love will be a source of potency and magnificence for you. It will make you smarter, braver and cooler. Your words of power will be this declaration by Syrian poet Nizar Qabbani, translated by Lena Jayyusi and Christopher Middleton: “When I love/I feel that I am the king of time/I possess the earth and everything on it/and ride into the sun upon my horse.” PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) In November 1916, at the height of World War I, the Swedish schooner Jönköping set sail for Finland, carrying 4,400 bottles of champagne intended for officers of the occupying Russian army. But the delivery was interrupted. A hostile German submarine sunk the boat and the precious cargo drifted to the bottom of the Baltic Sea. The story didn’t end there, however. More than eight decades later, a Swedish salvage team retrieved a portion of the lost treasure, which had been well-preserved in the frosty abyss. Taste tests revealed that the bubbly alcoholic beverage was “remarkably light-bodied, extraordinarily elegant and fantastically fresh, with discreet, slow-building toasty aromas of great finesse.” I foresee the potential of a similar resurrection in your future. How deep are you willing to dive?

Are you looking for a new furry friend? Croissant (A348206) will be a treat to add to your family! Croissant is a 5-year-old dog who is looking for a forever home. She is playful and energetic, but once she tires herself out she is a mellow dog. She enjoys being petted and she also likes to eat treats. Croissant is a very sweet and friendly dog who will make a great family pet. She does have heartworm disease, but it is treatable so don’t let that deter you from adopting her. The adoption fee for dogs is $55, which includes sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip. However, Croissant’s adoption fee has been waived due to her heartworm disease. Additionally, there will be an Adopt-a-Thon on Saturday, May 28.

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B Y D A N S AVA G E I am a 40-year-old woman; I came out when I was 16. When I was 17, I met M and we dated for eight years. M was a horrible human being – emotionally and occasionally physically abusive. M still sends me the occasional (creepy) email. A few years back, I got an email saying that M was now “Mike.” I think it’s important to use the pronouns people want you to use for them. But Mike wasn’t Mike when he was in my life. Changing his pronoun when describing him feels like I’m changing my identity – my first real long-term relationship was with someone I thought was a woman. Mike caused a lot of damage in my life – does he get to fuck up (or complicate) my identity, too? It’s not like the subject of Mike comes up daily, but when it does, I feel like a liar if I use “she” and using “he” makes me feel like I’m lying about myself. And it’s not like I’m being a great trans ally when a conversation gets sidelined by something like: “Well, random coworker whose only trans reference is Caitlyn Jenner, my ex is trans and he’s a psychopath.” Mike’s Hard Lemonade

Block Mike’s number, block his email address, block him on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Snapchat, LinkedIn, Periscope, Kik, FuckStick, WhatsApp, CumDump, etc., etc., etc., ad infinitum. And stop talking about him. If you absolutely, positively must discuss him with someone – a true intimate with a right to your relationship history – you can be a good ally to other trans people by carefully using nouns and descriptors in place of your asshole ex’s preferred pronouns. So instead of “I met him when I was still a teenager,” you say, “I met the abusive piece of shit when I was still a teenager.” Instead of “It took me eight long years to get away from him,” you say, “It took me eight long years to get away from that asshole psychopath.” What I’m gonna say next will get me slammed on Twitter (heavens), but I’ve learned not to read my @s, so here we go: If using male pronouns when referring to your ex is gonna complicate your life – if it could lead co-workers or casual acquaintances to assume something about you that isn’t true, i.e., that you’re into dudes and therefore gettable by dudes, and if that erroneous assumption could result in your having to deflect awkward and/or unpleasant advances from confused males … I don’t see the nontheoretical harm in you misgendering Mike on the rare occasion when a convo about him can’t be avoided. You don’t live near him, no one you know knows him and the misgendering is unlikely to get back to him. The adage “no harm, no foul” applies here. But it would be simpler, easier and ally-ier if you sidestepped the issue by not speaking to anyone about him ever again. I am a 40-something bi woman happily married to a newly transitioned 50-ish trans woman. I have a history of putting myself about a bit (safely) before our relationship, but we have been monogamous since we met (except for a disastrous threesome). My wife has slept with only myself and one other, to whom she was also married – and that threesome. She understands that I have a high libido and mostly she doesn’t. Our sex life is loving and good mostly, but I do want more. There have been discussions on opening up our relationship – but

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essentially I want to and she is resistant. I want to do this with transparency and with men (mostly), but I don’t feel this is realistic emotionally for her given some conflict we’ve had over this issue. Is cheating the only answer here? Never Overly Terrified

I can see how it might be emotionally tricky for a recently transitioned trans woman – that would be your wife – to cheerfully sign off on her second wife sleeping with men (mostly) and with transparency (ethically). But if you absolutely, positively can’t commit to sleeping with only her for the rest of your life, and you can’t get her permission to sleep with others … then, yes, there’s cheating. There’s also fantasy, masturbation, repression, sublimation, self-sacrifice – and divorce. I’m a queer woman. When I entered my 30s, I realized that I was more queer/bi than I had previously allowed myself to be and I started exploring my attraction to cis heterosexual men. Five years later, I’m in an incredible GGG relationship with a cis het male. He’s everything I have ever wanted in a partner: sexy, funny, feminist and smart. What I have trouble with is navigating his family and friends, twin social circles composed of heterosexuals who fall into stereotypical gender roles. I spent my teens and 20s in queer/trans circles with like-minded feminist hippies who are not hung up on the gender binary. My partner’s friends are fundamentally good people, but they see nothing wrong with “old-fashioned” misogyny. I am often interrupted, talked over and “mansplained” to by my partner’s male friends. And while I am a pretty friendly person, I can’t get a foot in the door with his women friends. How do I navigate this weird heterosexual world that I don’t understand? I’ve tried to explain my feelings to my partner, but I think he has a hard time relating, as he is a heterosexual cis male and was raised as one. How do I keep from losing my cool when someone starts to mansplain to me? I may be in a heterosexual romantic partnership, but I am still a queer lady at heart. Bi Lefty Encounters Cis Hets

Some people “fall into stereotypical gender roles” because that’s who they are, BLECH, and what you perceive as the thoughtless embrace of the gender binary can in some cases be an authentic expression of gender identity. That doesn’t excuse misogyny and mansplaining, of course, but not everyone who embraces seemingly stereotypical gender roles is a dupe who needs a good talking to from the new queer girlfriend of an old straight friend. That said, if going to parties with your cis het boyfriend’s gender-normative friends makes you miserable … don’t go to those parties. Or if you must go, drag along a leftist-hippie-queer friend who can sit in the corner with you and marvel at the mansplaining manmuggles and their clueless ladyfriends who aren’t interested in your thoughts on feminism and equality. On the Lovecast, it’s our 500th episode! With weed expert David Schmader: savagelovecast.com.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO.:DP14-480 IN THE INTEREST OF: M. C. DOB: 10/07/2014 Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:TO: CARLOS MIGNOT Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 11, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 12th day of May, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP14-404 In the Interest of S.B., a minor child, DOB: 12/06/2009 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS To: Tammy Seiber, Address unknown WHEREAS, a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel Dawson on July 15, 2016 @ 10:00 a.m. at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 E. Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY/ ADJUDICATORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION. Pleadings shall be copied to Veraunda I. Jackson, Attorney for the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, veraunda.jackson@myflfamilies.com. WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 19th day of May, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT(Court Seal) By:/s/ DEPUTY CLERK.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2016-DR- 2131 IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF PETITION AND HEARING TO TERMINATE PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING ADOPTION TO: David Figueroa a/k/a David Rodriguez Figueroa, Last known residence: 2808 Buccaneer Drive, Winter Park, Florida 32792 YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action to terminate your parental rights has been filed against you in the above-captioned matter, and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on Attorney Christine E. Arendas, whose address is 1516 E. Colonial Dr., Suite 202, Orlando, FL 32803, on or before June 15, 2016 and file the original with the clerk of this court at 425 N. Orange Ave., Rm. 320, Orlando, FL 32801, either before service on the Attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the petition. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights pending adoption on June 27, 2016 at 9:00 a.m. (Eastern Standard Time) before Hon. Heather Pinder Rodriguez at Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Ave., Court Room 16E, Orlando, FL 32803. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE WITH THE COURT OR TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE REGARDING THE MINOR. You are the legal father of a minor male child born on 5/22/2008 at Longwood, Florida to M.G.M., and the birth mother describes you as being 39 years old; Hispanic’ hazel eyes; dark and brown hair. WITNESS my hand and seal this 5th day of May, 2016. Tiffany Moore Russell Clerk of the Circuit Court, Alva Coleman, Deputy Clerk 2016.05.11 09:41:45 -04’00’. By /s/ Deputy Clerk. 425 N Orange Ave. Suite 320, Orlando, Florida 32801 NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman-600 S Kirkman Rd-Orlando 06/08/16: 1079 Recovery TM4045C Kiana Thomas, 2027 & 2028 Dakota P Gant, 2097 Jocelyn DanielsDos Santos, 3010 Sol Barni, 3015 Jamie Mcintosh, 3078 Lionel Evans, 5011 Michael Drew, 5014 Johnnie Williams Jr, 6021 William Hester, 6035 Equan Shabazz, 6066 Jose Castro, 8012 Toby Chambers, 8016 Shomari Howell Uhaul Ctr Orange Ave-3500 S Orange Ave-Orlando 06/08/16: 1067 Edna Powell, 1114 Tovia Robinson, 1167 Jeffery Wragg, 1407 & 2405 Ronneter Bell, 1423 Cristian Piedrahita, 1433 Recovery BP5658Z Everist Onyekwulunne, 1723 Tanya Bowen, 1915 Recovery JH1509A Clarissa Strong, 1931 Benjamin Cesareo, 2302 Recovery BE3052Y Andrew Jiminez Uhaul Ctr Baldwin Park- 4001 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 06/08/16: B160 & C177 Ann Gallagher, B185 Saidah Harris, D114 Santanna Brown, D209 Tonia Ahmed Uhaul Ctr Goldenrod-508 N Goldenrod Rd-Orlando 06/08/16: 1403 Edgar Perez, 1508 Ellen Ruen, 1605 Jill Labson, 230 Diana Capetillo, 240 Ronald Jackson, 244 Juan Torres, 306 Marcus Morgan, 308 Jose Rodriguez, 412 Christian Arroyo, 419 Sheila Wright, 543 Kenneth Barnes, 616 Clorinda Walker, 706 Gregory Pryor, 709 Zuleyka Nieves Uhaul Ctr Alafaya-11815 E Colonial Drive-Orlando 06/08/16: 1220 Brian Hughes, 1226 Jasmine Griffin, 1432 Cheyann Delgado, 1500 Liz Cepero.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 06/15/16: 1029 Keiona Vega, 1301 Mary Money, 1309 Rhonda Townsend-Abraham, 1407 Conley Thornton, 1632 Jimmie Wright Jr, 2337 Ulanda Vinson, 3471 Michael Nicolai Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 06/15/16: F0615 Makeia Martin, F0660 Kilee Orowe, G0717 Harry Mead, G0763 Recovery TM1271E Austion Cardwell Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 06/15/16: 1003 Raquel Melendez, 1012 Robert Frongillo, 1024 Alexander Blasscyk, 1086 Juan Gonzalez, 1316 Romona Daniels, 1707 Nikita Meetoo, 2010 Louie Crossfield, 2014 Fabiola Martinez, 2071 William Tejeda, 2201 Jodie Johnson, 2224 Juan Mavera, 2400 Tracey Boss, 3060 Susan Roberts, 3220-22 Dana L Ratzlaff Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 06/15/16: 1022 Nydia Pacheco, 1049 Dennis Martinez, 257 Delia Colon, 281 Johnny Orria, 397 Alfredo Efrain, 537 Oswaldo Perez, 782 Mary Corbiere, 843 David Thielke, 936 Robert Charlebois, 978 Paul Ramson.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on JUNE 28, 2016 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 2006 KAWASAKI VIN #JKBVNMF146A000493. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on June 8, 2016 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. 407-273-5880 2000 Pont 2G2FV22G8Y2148459 2001 Niss 3N1CB51D41L506217

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Chevy VIN# 1G1BL52W5TR130881 1997 Ford VIN# 1FMEU176XVLB70085 2001 BMW VIN# WBAFA53521LM64318 1997 Chevy VIN# 1GBFG15R4V1039926 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on Jun 8, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. MAY 2016 1. CELL PHONE 1500 BLK MEETING PL 2. CELL PHONE UNKNOWN 3. CELL PHONES 40 BLK W. WASHINGTON 4. ELECTRONICS/WATCH/CELL PHONES W. COLONIAL DR 5. BIKE 2300 BLK 29 TH ST 6. BIKE 2300 BLK 29 TH ST 7. CELL PHONE N. EOLA DR 8. CELL PHONE N. ORANGE AV 9. BIKE 3100 BLK S. KIRKMAN RD 10. CELL PHONE S. HUGHEY AV 11. CELL PHONES/ACCESSORIES UNKNOWN 12. CELL PHONE/CASE 2800 BLK S. ORANGE AV 13. CELL PHONE MAGNOLIA & WALL ST 14. CELL PHONE UNKNOWN 15. BIKE MUSTARD LEAF DR 16. CELL PHONE SOUTH ST FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on JULY 2ND, 2016 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 2015 CHEVROLET VIN#1G1PG5SB6F7287780. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: Pursuant to Florida Statute 713.78 on JUNE 20TH, 2016 at 8am, Mike’s Towing, 3141 Sharpe Rd., Apopka, FL will sell the following vehicle(s): 2012 VOLKSWAGON VIN#3VWDP7AJ4CM371173. Seller reserves the right to bid and to refuse any/all bids. Sold as is, no warranty. Terms Cash.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03, CASE NO.: DP15-140 IN THE INTEREST OF: I.H. DOB: 01/19/2014, D. H. DOB: 11/25/2014, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Natalia Fulton, Address unknown, Joshua Herrick, Address unknown, WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on the 5 th day of July, 2016, at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/ THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 18th day of May, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of:Senly Bonny, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 94214 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Senly.bonny@myflfamilies.com.

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TEACHER II 6167337 Community Coordinated Care for Children, Inc

UX Front-End Developer 6167341 Cru

Security Officer (3rd shift) 6167343 Caribe Royale Orlando

Nail Technician - Part Time, Walt Disney World 6167348 Walt Disney World Resort

Tree Trimmer/Arborist 6167353 Walt Disney World Resort

Member Relations Associate 6167410 Orlando Federal Credit Union

Sr. Civil Engineer Project Manager 6167423 Reedy Creek Improvement District

RN - Registered Clinical Nurse - WHH RADIATION THERAPY 6167428 Baycare

Data Analytics Director 6167661 YMCA of Central Florida

Marketing Analyst 6168310 Hilton Grand Vacations

Medical Assistant 6168328 Orlando Health Physician Associates

Operations Technician - Electrician 6168334 Orange County Government

Delivery Driver 6167361 Papa John’s Pizza

Vendor Compliance Specialist 6167294 Maple Street Inc.

RN - 5 Years Experience 6167363 Orlando Senior Health Network

Residential Cable Installer 6167295 Jaguar Technologies

Professor, Information Systems and Business Management 6167305 Seminole State College of Florida

Registered Nurse, Critical Care Units, Sign-on Bonus! 6167386 Orlando Health

Security Officer / On-call / Part-Time / Full-Time 6167306 Villas of Grand Cypress

Billing Coordinator 6167400 Central Florida Press

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