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Florida Group Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor in Chief Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writers Monivette Cordeiro, Xander Peters Calendar Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Colin Wolf Contributors Peg Aloi, Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, Jason Ferguson, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao Le-Huu, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Joey Roulette, Moriah Russo, Leah Sandler, Steve Schneider, Madeleine Scott, Nicolette Shurba Editorial Interns Larissa Hamblin, Paola Perez, Megan Scavo Advertising Director of Sales Jeff Kruse Major Accounts Specialist Leslie Egan Senior Multimedia Account Executive Dan Winkler Multimedia Account Executives Scott Navarro, Scotty Spar Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz Account Manager Danielle Lebron Marketing and Events Marketing and Events Manager Rachel Hoyle Events and Promotions Coordinator Kevin Ruane Marketing Interns Kelsey Stidham, Hayley Ullman Creative Services Art Director Melissa McHenry Production Manager Daniel Rodriguez Graphic Designer Justin “SKIP” Skipper Production Intern T’mara Morrow

Cover Illustration by Anna Cruz; comic above by Clay Jones

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NEWS + FEATURES

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11 Your Words Readers react to blog posts and stories from the May 16 issue

11 “This Modern World”

FOOD + DRINK

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MUSIC 87 Picks This Week Great live music rattles Orlando every night of the week

75 Creative loafing College Park boîte Tartine’s wholly gratifying tartines are its bread and butter

91 This Little Underground

77 Tip Jar

13 ICYMI News you may have missed in the past week

15 Who’s Up, Who’s Down Our latest semi-regular feature ranks Sunshine State politicians

Manny’s Original Chophouse opens in Baldwin Park; Oblivion is, well, in oblivion (again); plus more in our weekly food roundup

Guided by Voices return refreshed; American Pleasure Club come packing Kitty; Julee Bruise emerges as a fresh new local voice

79 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

17 Summer Guide Our massive look at all the fun stuff you can do this summer if you don’t die of heatstroke first

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ARTS + CULTURE 71 Best of the fest

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FILM

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CALENDAR 92 Selections 96 The Week 97 Down the Road

85 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: Beast, Solo: A Star Wars Story and more

Four of our favorite Fringe shows so far

Back Pages

85 Film Listings

106 Savage Love 106 Gimme Shelter 107 Classifieds

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

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Readers react to last week’s blog posts and stories. On May 18, we reported that Cocoa Beach city leaders voted in favor of allowing leashed and registered dogs on a designated strip of sand for a six-month trial period starting July 15. The motion allows dogs only between Fourth Street and 16th Street, and they must be on a six-foot leash and wear tags showing their vaccinations are up to date. @Katie March Not good. Guess what dogs don’t do? Leave cigarette butts and potato chip bags and plastic bottles and Styrofoam coolers all over the beach that the tide will take out. @Bree Lutzow Animals being allowed outside? What is this world coming to. @Ray Ray The earth isn’t just for humans. We all have to share it. On May 18, we reported that Colonial Lanes – an Orlando establishment since

1959 –will close for good instead of undergoing a “major remodel,” as they had previously stated. The bowling alley was purchased last February by a subsidiary of Titan Properties, who filed plans with the city of Orlando to turn it into a self-storage facility. You now have until Thursday, May 24, to knock down a few pins and saddle up at the Lounge one last time. @Katie March Can’t wait to see what generic garbage they replace it with, considering Orlando’s concept of “progress” seems to be structured around taking away all semblance of character. @Greg Smith Another storage facility is exactly what we need. I was so worried something useful was going to be approved by the City. @Alejandro Emmanual Luciano The proliferation of storage facilities in recent years is a testament to our society’s obsession with owning too much crap.

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BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO

State Attorney Aramis Ayala pushes bail reform, Publix thinks Adam Putnam is worth about 75,000 chicken tender subs, Pam Bondi goes after opioid makers and other news you may have missed last week. »

Ayala says Orange-Osceola office won’t seek bail for minor crimes: Orange-Osceola State Attorney Aramis Ayala says

prosecutors under her administration will no longer ask judges to set bail for people charged with minor crimes. The office will recommend non-monetary release for people who don’t present a threat of violence or flight risk starting June 1. Prosecutors in the Ninth Judicial Circuit will advocate for people who are arrested for low-level offenses to be released on their own recognizance. “Economic bias has no place in our justice system,” Ayala said in a statement. “By primarily relying on money, our bail system has created a poverty penalty that unjustifiably discriminates against those without resources to pay.”

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Orlando, Maitland join lawsuit against Florida ban on local gun laws: Orlando and Maitland are among 10 cities to join a lawsuit

last week that challenges a state ban on local gun restrictions. In Florida, elected municipal officials who pass gun regulations can be removed from office by the governor, personally sued and fined up to $5,000. The original lawsuit was filed last month by 10 South Florida cities that allege the statute is “invalid and unconstitutional” because the extreme penalties deter local officials from considering reasonable gun regulations. Orlando and Maitland joined eight other Florida cities last week in an amended complaint, bringing the total number of participating cities to 20.

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‘Minnie Van’ drivers at Disney World can join Orlando union: “Minnie Van” drivers who work at Walt Disney World Resort can now

join Teamsters Local 385 in Orlando. The red polka-dot “Minnie Vans” are a partnership between Lyft and Disney – drivers are summoned by guests using the Lyft app. Disney had previously argued Teamsters could not represent these drivers because the union waived its right to represent workers not mentioned in a previous contract. The National Labor Relations Board disagreed, ruling that the waiver isn’t applicable to these drivers because their jobs didn’t exist when the contract was negotiated.

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Attorney General Pam Bondi sues major opioid manufacturers: Florida’s attorney general announced last week that

the state is suing five of the nation’s largest manufacturers and distributors of opioids. The lawsuit alleges drug manufacturers funded front groups to promote their “dangerous products,” while distributors used deceptive marketing. “Distributors failed in their duties under Florida law to stop the suspiciously high orders of opioids they received,” the complaint said. “Instead, the distributors placed profit over safety and continued filling the suspicious opioid orders.” Bondi called it “the most comprehensive lawsuit in the country,” adding that she would “not tolerate anyone profiting from the pain and suffering of Floridians.” Trump University doesn’t count though, right?

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Publix thinks self-proclaimed ‘NRA sellout’ Adam Putnam is worth about 75,000 chicken tender subs:

The much-loved Florida grocery chain has donated a record $670,000 to Agriculture Commissioner Adam Putnam’s campaigns, which is the equivalent of around 74,527 chicken tender Pub subs, according to some fancy math from the Tampa Bay Times. By supporting Putnam, though, Publix is supporting a candidate who’s a self-described “proud NRA sellout,” who has consistently attempted to loosen state gun restrictions. After calls for a boycott of the store, Publix clarified on Twitter that it doesn’t support the gun lobby. “Supporting our associates, customers and communities is always top of mind for Publix, especially when tragedies strike like natural disasters and gun violence,” the company said. “When we are deciding which political candidates to financially support during an election, we consider a number of factors. Publix has not provided financial support to the National Rifle Association.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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[ news ] Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s latest semi-regular column, a scatter graph where we rank Sunshine State pols’ behavior each week. Candidate making crowd-savvy moves? Elected official got a case of foot-in-mouth disease? Read about it here. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com

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AGRICULTURAL COMMISSIONER ADAM PUTNAM: Last week, everyone’s favorite “proud NRA sellout” sent his thoughts and prayers to those affected by the high-school shooting in Texas that left nine students and one teacher dead and 10 others wounded. Talk is cheap, Put-Put – and thoughts and prayers are cheaper. Let him know if you feel the same at the ballot box later this year.

U.S. REP. DARREN SOTO: Our hearts fluttered a little bit when Soto picked up an endorsement from fellow Democratic congressman and civil rights icon John Lewis last week – and, as if to further exemplify our love-eyes, he’s earned the backing of Planned Parenthood, too.

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FLORIDA DEMOCRATIC PARTY: What gives, Sunshine Dems? Why snub the City Beautiful for one of the official gubernatorial debates this year? Should we be sending out reminder postcards so you don’t forget that Florida doesn’t stop in Ocala and pick back up again in West Palm Beach? Let us know.

FORMER U.S. REP. GWEN GRAHAM: Raise your hand if you think Graham is a progressive. (Crickets.) OK, that’s what we thought, too – and her consideration of former U.S. Rep. David Jolly, a Republican, as a running mate didn’t help. Naturally, Graham backtracked on the idea. (More crickets.)

Who’s Down DUMB

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he only way to deal with summer here in the almost-tropics is to just melllllttt into it. Let yourself move more slowly, drink more deeply, stay up through the starry nights and sleep through the too-bright mornings. Water your plants. Eat ice cream. Sit right in front of the fan. As we do every year, we’ve compiled our Summer Guide for you, a list of cool stuff to do in hot weather – concerts, cocktails, beaches and springs, books to read, festivals and fireworks displays. Take it slow as you ease into those summer vibes, Orlando.

OUTDOORS: WET HOT SUMMER, PAGE 19 INDOORS: STAY COOL AND DRY, PAGE 21 SUMMER CONCERT PICKS, PAGE 23 MUSIC LISTINGS, PAGE 25 BEACH READS, PAGE 35 HOT-WEATHER DRINKS, PAGE 39 GAY DAYS LISTINGS, PAGE 41 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS, PAGE 45 EVENT LISTINGS: FOOD, FAMILY, FESTIVALS AND MORE, PAGE 47

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SWEAT IT OUT PHOTO BY ROXANNE DESGAGNES; ILLUSTRATION BY ANNA CRUZ

IMMERSE YOURSELF IN ALL THAT OUR BEACHES, SPRINGS AND WATER PARKS CAN DO TO COOL YOU OFF BY XANDER P ETERS

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ummertime Florida is steamy most days, and downright miserable on others. But with great weather comes great responsibility to cool off in all the natural watering holes the Sunshine State has to offer.

SPRINGS There’s something forgiving about basking in Florida’s cool springs, whether we’re talking about just bobbing around, floating atop or paddling across these beautiful bodies of water. Active outdoorsy aficionados should check out Wekiwa Springs State Park (1800 Wekiwa Circle, Apopka) for canoeing and kayaking amid the easygoing nature vibe and abundant wildlife scenery. But if gators aren’t your thing, you might want to simply take advantage the 13 miles of trails by hiking, bicycling or horseback riding. Just be sure to mind the signs.

If leisure is your sunny-season cup of tea, go tubing down Rock Springs Run in Kelly Park (400 E. Kelly Park Road, Apopka). This place is popular, though – and for good reason. Make sure to come out early, because guests are turned away if the park’s too full. And last but not least, you can swim, canoe, picnic or camp overnight at Juniper Springs (26701 E. State Road 40, Silver Springs) in the pinewoods of Ocala National Forest. Explore the Florida Trail while you’re at it, because it’s accessible from the park entrance.

WATER PARKS As they say: Grip it and rip it. That most definitely goes for what these water parks have to offer.

the 3,000-foot-long lazy river that features polar caves, a grotto and showers from Mount Gushmore.

Take the newest addition, Universal Orlando’s Volcano Bay, for example: This theme park splits 18 different rides into four sections, including a 200-foot-tall volcano called Krakatau that features indoor water slides and several different holler-worthy rides to boot. Of course, there’s always SeaWorld Orlando’s Aquatica, where you can take a tube plunge through the underwater home of some black-and-white Commerson’s dolphins – and that’s not even counting the other cool perks, such as swimming lessons for kids provided by American Red Cross. (Plus, SeaWorld Orlando’s happy hour is killer, and on Fridays through the summer, you get two free 7-ounce beers, too.) And yet some are looking to kick back a bit more. For you, we suggest Disney’s Blizzard Beach Water Park, where you can wind your way along SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

BEACHES There’s not much to explain when it comes to what makes a good beach; the wind and the sticky salt air on your face just speaks for itself. There are those folks who are partial to the Atlantic Ocean – such as New Smyrna Beach, which is known as a relaxing surf hub, or Flagler Beach, which finally brought its iconic pier back to life. (Careful, though: Alcohol isn’t allowed on either beach and local patrols have been known to crack down.) Then there are the Gulf of Mexico lovers who would prefer something along the lines of Siesta Beach, which is just down the road from Sarasota. This sleepy yet vibrant portion of Siesta Key provides both the white sand aesthetic as well as the rolling good times that come with the opportunity to lazily drink and sun the day away. ●

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PARTY INSIDE COOL STUFF TO DO INDOORS THIS SUMMER (BESIDES NETFLIX AND CHILL) WHEN IT GETS INFERNAL AF BY MONIVETTE CO R D EI R O

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ummers in Florida are made for surprise beach trips, lazy river tubing and every once in a while, yelling “Fuck, it’s hot!” at your windshield on your way to work. The screaming becomes more pronounced as we inch closer to the scorching, barren hell called “July” in the Sunshine State – the extra soulcrushing humidity, onslaught of aerial blood-sucking pests and torrential afternoon downpours really make it hard to enjoy existing outside your house. The good thing is there are multiple places in Orlando where you can have fun indoors – and most importantly, bask in air-conditioning that you’re not paying for.

ANDRETTI INDOOR KARTING & GAMES 9299 Universal Blvd., 407-374-0085, andrettikarting.com

Can you have too many exciting things under one roof? Yes, and Andretti Indoor Karting & Games does not care. The entertainment complex includes high-speed electric karts on a multi-level track;

a state-of-the-art gaming arcade; an adventure rope course featuring a curved zip line; virtual reality racing simulators; 12 lanes of bowling; and a two-story laser tag arena. Plan for an experience on Andretti’s XD Dark Ride, an interactive 3D movie experience that lets you battle enemies with laser blasters.

ASTRO SKATE ORLANDO 866 S. Goldenrod Road, 407-282-3140, orlando.astroskatingcenter.com

For more than three decades, Astro Skate has been providing locals with a place to let out their inner Sweetness. This beloved skating rink offers lessons, adult nights and hip-hop skate on Sundays. Unlike almost every other tourist attraction in Orlando, it’s pretty cheap to stay fresh and have a good time at Astro Skate.

SEA LIFE ORLANDO AQUARIUM 8449 International Drive, 866-2286444, visitsealife.com/orlando

Located inside the I-Drive 360 entertainment complex, this aquarium

boasts a 360-degree tunnel where you can watch sharks, turtles, eels and fish swim above and around you. The aquarium’s divers will show you the habitats these marine animals call home and teach you about the superpowers of axolotls (aka Mexican walking fish). If you finish early, you can always head to nearby wax museum Madame Tussauds or get one of the highest views of the city on the Orlando Eye.

TOPGOLF

SKELETONS: MUSEUM OF OSTEOLOGY

9295 Universal Blvd., 407-218-7714, topgolf.com

ILLUSTRATION BY ANNA CRUZ; TOPGOLF PHOTO COURTESY TOPGOLF

Rent a private bay with a few friends and enjoy a cool afternoon of golf and micheladas while you smack microchipped golf balls toward dartboard-like targets at this 65,000-square-foot, three-floor golf entertainment complex in the heart of Orlando’s tourism district. The tech-savvy game automatically tracks your score and gives you instant feedback on that swing. And you don’t have to run after the golf balls, either – they’re dispensed with a wave of your golf club.

8441 International Drive, 407-2036999, skeletonmuseum.com

Orlando boasts a lot of interesting museums where you can soak up air conditioning and look at eye-catching stuff, but only one is dedicated to celebrating vertebrate life. Skeletons: Museums of Osteology has 500 real skeletons from hundreds of animals all over the world and features cool events for adults, like a skeleton sketchbook party with local artists and Forensic Nights where you can learn to “read” (replica) human skulls. SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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JANELLE MONAE | PHOTO COURTESY ATLANTIC RECORDS

HOT SUMMER NIGHTS

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he summer concert season is coming on like a heatwave this year. It’s a busy, diverse calendar featuring a perfect storm of new venues, new promoters and new local bands, all aligning around more touring acts making the City Beautiful a stop on their itineraries. Here are some shows worth your sweaty dollar bills, but don’t tarry – Glass Animals, Echo and the Bunnymen, and Dua Lipa sold out in short order. And many of these will surely follow suit.

IVY QUEEN with Tito El Bambino, Catalyna 7:30 p.m. Friday, June 1 House of Blues $39.50-$105

Orlando music fans, prepare to bow before the queen. Ageless reggaeton legend Ivy Queen has been making music for more than 30 years and shows no signs of slowing down as a musician, producer or actress. Cardi B has been expressing her love of Ivy Queen as of late; won’t you join in?

accompanied by some metal young guns. Few bands capture the humid aggression that simmers in Florida as deftly as they have … for three decades.

SHREYA GHOSHAL 7 p.m. Saturday, June 30 CFE Arena $39-$99

Indian playback singer Shreya Ghoshal is a superstar on a level that’s hard to even properly conceptualize — she has over 28 million likes on Facebook alone — and has been a hit-maker since she made her Bollywood singing debut in 2002. Witness the sensation, and get ready for vocal fireworks.

8 p.m. Wednesday, July 11 Amway Center $36.50-$121.50

OBITUARY with Pallbearer, Skeletonwitch, Dust Bolt, Generichrist

DEAFHEAVEN

Blood-drinking Tampa death metal OGs swing through the City Beautiful as they wind down a U.S. tour

be rampaging through the intimate confines of the Social, but it’s downright mind-blowing that they’ll be accompanied by lush, dark-pop alien twins Drab Majesty and industrial apocalypse prophets Uniform.

RICH HOMIE QUAN 7 p.m. Monday, July 23 Soundbar $20

Celebrated Atlanta rapper Rich Homie Quan is finally free of the record label red tape that kept his music in limbo for years, but now Rich as in Spirit is out on Motown (!) and the young, heavily hyped MC is hitting the road to show what he can really do.

SAM SMITH

Hit-making British singer-songwriter Sam Smith — who hit it big after a featured spot on Disclosure’s “Latch” — is now a pop star in his own right. He’ll be bringing the hits from last year’s full-throated The Thrill of It All to the Amway Center on a grand scale.

6 p.m. Saturday, June 2 Haven Lounge $25

SUMMER CONCERT SEASON IS HERE WITH A VENGEANCE

with Drab Majesty, Uniform

SALES with No Vacation 7 p.m. Thursday, July 26 The Social $15-$17

The hotly tipped Orlando indie-rock duo plays a rare hometown show as the kickoff for a big North American tour. Last time around, they sold out Will’s Pub, so buy your tickets early and hear what all the rapturous noise is about. Expect plenty of songs from their new album.

7 p.m. Tuesday, July 17 The Social $22-$25

JANELLE MONÁE

It’s notable enough that avant-garde black metal outfit Deafhaven will

6:30 p.m. Saturday, July 28 House of Blues

SHAKIRA 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, Aug. 14 Amway Center $42-$157

Though it’s a rescheduled date from January, let’s be honest, summer is the best time to take in Shakira live. The 12-time Grammy-winning Latin pop sensation promises all the hits as well as tracks from her new album, El Dorado.

JAY-Z & BEYONCÉ 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Aug. 29 Camping World Stadium $49.50-$1,991.50

One of only two Florida stops on the hip-hop power couple’s “On the Run II” stadium tour. For everyone grousing about how Orlando never gets the big shows, time to start saving your bitcoins and get ready to drink in the spectacle and majesty.

with St. Beauty

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$39.50-$55

Interstellar R&B innovator Monáe will be playing one of the final dates on her North American tour promoting new album, Dirty Computer. It’s a return to music for Monáe after putting her music on hold to try out acting — in the films Moonlight and Hidden Figures — and her music and performances are more adventurous and bleeding-edge than ever.

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SUMMER CONCERTS WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 BIG BOI, KP THE GREAT 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$40; 407-648-8363.

CARBON LEAF 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

TUESDAY, MAY 29 THEE WILT CHAMBERLAIN, WET NURSE, RADICALIZED YOUTH

Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 30

RAVEN BLACK, HAIL SAGAN, ABOLETH

THURSDAY, MAY 24

SUNDAY, MAY 27

AWOLNATION, IRONTOM, MISSIO

AN HORSE, BOSTON MARRIAGE

9 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $30; 407-648-8363.

6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50$151.25; 407-934-2583.

6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $14-$16.

LUIS MIGUEL 8:30 pm; Amway

GAL HOLIDAY & THE HONKY TONK REVUE, MAPLE SPARROW, PRISON WINE

7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $37.50; 407-9342583.

9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

BLACK TONGUE, TRAITORS 6:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$17.

FRIDAY, MAY 25 CULTURA PROFETICA 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $42.25; 407-9342583.

YOUNG TAPES: LIVE EMO AND POP PUNK THROWBACK SHOW

ORLANDO CARNIVAL DOWNTOWN: MACHEL MONTANO, RAYMOND RAMNARINE, MENACE Noon-10 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $30; 407-423-2476.

CRIATURAS, ANTIFACES, BITEMARKS

LETTERS TO PART, HAND OUT, LIKE FATHER, TAYLOR JAMES

DAVID CROSBY & FRIENDS 7 pm;

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50-$599.50; 407-228-1220.

NACHO 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $61.25; 407934-2583.

CAREER, WITCHBENDER, DEBT NEGLECTOR, SUGARPLUM 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $8; 407-2720317.

JOYNER LUCAS, ELI 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22.50-$100; 407-648-8363.

OBITUARY, PALLBEARER, SKELETONWITCH

THURSDAY, MAY 31

6 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $25; 407-673-2712.

TIMECOP1983, AEON RINGS, KORINE, MOONDRAGON, VAMPIRE STEP-DAD

CHAD VALLEY 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$18.

THE COATHANGERS, THE WOOLLY BUSHMEN 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13-$15.

SUNDAY, JUNE 3

JAKE PAUL, SUNNY MALOUF

CHON, POLYPHIA, THIS TOWN NEEDS GUNS, TRICOT 6 pm; House of

FRIDAY, JUNE 1

SATURDAY, MAY 26

SATURDAY, JUNE 2

Center, 400 W. Church St.; $96.95$326.63; 407-440-7000.

TÝR, ORPHANED LAND

MONDAY, MAY 28

8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

PETIT BISCUIT, LOUIS FUTON

8 pm; Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-898-0009.

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

MARK ZAUSS JAZZ QUINTET

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $46-$81; 407-9342583.

7 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$23; 407-673-2712.

7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50$105; 407-934-2583.

THE HIGH DIVERS, FLIPTURN, HEATHER LEE & JORDAN WYNN

Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

LEDISI, MELANIE FIONA, TWEET

IVY QUEEN, TITO EL BAMBINO, CATALYNA

MARC WITH A C, HOUSE OF I 7 pm;

7 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$18; 407-6732712.

JOHNNY DEBT 8 pm; Will’s

DEAFHEAVEN

Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $20; 407-934-2583.

PETER HOOK & THE LIGHT 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25$40; 407-228-1220.

C0MPUTER, FLYING LIMBS, GILLIAN CARTER, WITCHBENDER 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$7; 407-898-0009.

MONDAY, JUNE 4 THE DANCING BONES, DIVEBAR, KRENDON 8 pm; 64 North, 64

THE DICKIES, THE QUEERS, SWIFT KNUCKLE SOLUTION, TIGHT GENES

N. Orange Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 321-245-7730.

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$18.

DOT.S, COSMIC ROOTS COLLECTIVE, REALLY FAST HORSES

FLATBUSH ZOMBIES, KIRK KNIGHT, NYCK CAUTION

8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5.

7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$99; 407-228-1220. SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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TUESDAY, JUNE 5 PUNK ON THE PATIO: A BRILLIANT LIE, SAEROS, BOSTON MARRIAGE 8 pm; The Patio, 14 W. Washington St.; $5; 407-354-1577.

SHELL OF A SHELL, EV, JULEE BRUISE, CHAFF 8 pm; Ace Metric Cycles 1844 E. Winter Park Road; $5; 407790-7802.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6 20 WATT TOMBSTONE, HOWLING MIDNIGHT, JOHNNY KNUCKLES 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

BROKEN STREETLIGHTS, 408, HERE TO STAY 7 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-272-0317.

THURSDAY, JUNE 7 PRINCE’S PURPLE DANCE PARTY WITH DJ BMF 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

FRIDAY, JUNE 8 EARTHLESS, HERE LIES MAN 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$18.

GENESSA & THE SELENA EXPERIENCE 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

ORLANDO ROCKS!: COPPER BONES, A BRILLIANT LIE, MEKA NISM, SOULSWITCH

FRIDAY, JUNE 15

8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-9342583.

CLASSIC ALBUMS LIVE: QUEEN’S A NIGHT AT THE OPERA 8 pm;

ROYAL BLOOD, TURBOWOLF 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $27.50-$39.50; 407-228-1220.

SUNDAY, JUNE 10 FRANK TURNER & THE SLEEPING SOULS, LUCERO, THE MENZINGERS, HOMELESS GOSPEL CHOIR 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50; 407-934-2583.

THE GLITCH MOB, ELOHIM 9 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$100; 407-228-1220.

THE KHAN, WIFIGAWD, BLACKKRAY 8 pm; Blackstar, 46 Concord St.; $18.80.

MONDAY, JUNE 11 LUVLOST, INHALANTS, SUBCULTURE THREAT 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5 suggested donation; 321-245-7730.

ORACLE+, WOVEN IN, TTN 9 pm; Anime Fun School, 647 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

SIXES 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042

10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free.

RÜFÜS DU SOL, ELDERBROOK, TOUCH SENSITIVE 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $35-$40; 407-228-1220.

ZENDATTA: THE POLICE TRIBUTE 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 13 CHAMPAGNE JERRY 8 pm; Will’s

SATURDAY, JUNE 9

Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

BLUEPRINT, MCKINNEY GRIFFIN, SEAN SHAKESPEARE, E-TURN 9 pm; Iron

DUA LIPA 7 pm; House of Blues,

Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; SOLD OUT; 407-295-3247.

Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-898-0009.

Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $37.50-$65; 407-351-5483.

FRIDAY, JUNE 22

HEAD GAMES: A TRIBUTE TO FOREIGNER 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

SUNDAY, JUNE 17 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13$15.

FOREVER IN YOUR MIND 5:30 pm; Blackstar, 46 Concord St.; $30 GOSPEL GOES CLASSICAL GALA 7-9 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $55-$70; 877-793-6993.

INSOMNIUM, OCEANS OF SLUMBER, VARANGER 7 pm; Haven Lounge,

TUESDAY, JUNE 19

6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$50; 407-673-2712.

COMBICHRIST, WEDNESDAY 13, NIGHT CLUB 6:30 pm; Soundbar,

KATCHAFIRE, E.N. YOUNG 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

SATURDAY, JUNE 23 MAXI PRIEST 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22; 407-934-2583.

THE MURDER JUNKIES, MOONMEN FROM MARS, ROOM FULL OF STRANGERS 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

TO LIVE AND SHAVE IN LA 7 pm; Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; donations suggested.

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8.

PAUL VAN DYK 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$40; 407-504-7699. SHLUMP, LUCY, COSMIC ANARCHY 9 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10-$15; 407272-0317.

37 W. Pine St.; $20-$25.

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PANDORA’S BOX: THE ULTIMATE AEROSMITH TRIBUTE

YOB, BELL WITCH 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$18.

HOCKEY DAD, COLD FRONTS, MT. EDDY

6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

JESSE MCCARTNEY 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-648-8363.

7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.

N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

THURSDAY, JUNE 14

DEX ROMWEBER, THE WILDTONES, THE WOOLLY BUSHMEN, FEVER BEAM 8 pm;Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

TV GIRL 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042

BODY//TALK 5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

8 pm;Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

FARRUKO 9 pm; Hard Rock

Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $10.

ILAN BLUESTONE 10 pm; Gilt

LITTLE BIRD, THE RIES BROTHERS

UROCHROMES, CURLEYS 9 pm;

SOUTHERN FRIED SUNDAY: HAVE GUN WILL TRAVEL, GARRETT KALHN (TEXAS IS THE REASON), URBAN PIONEERS, PRISON WINE

HAYBABY, BETHLEHEM STEEL, EXPERT TIMING, TRANSCENDENTAL TELECOM

Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $20.

SATURDAY, JUNE 16

Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407-934-2583.

10 pm; Blackstar, 46 Concord St.; $10$13.

37 W. Pine St.; $13-$15.

HOOD RICH PABLO JUAN 7 pm;

SLAYER, LAMB OF GOD, ANTHRAX, BEHEMOTH, TESTAMENT 5 pm; Orlando

7 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10-$13; 407272-0317.

ZAH 9 pm; Anime Fun School,

ANARBOR, WE COULD BE HEROES, UP FROM HERE 6:30 pm; Soundbar,

THURSDAY, JUNE 21

TUESDAY, JUNE 12 LARGE UNIT FEAT. PAAL NILSSEN-LOVE

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20

TIMOTHY EERIE, PLEASURES 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

HUNGOVER, RAISING CADENCE, TWC

37 W. Pine St.; $15-$20. 647 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

KURT RAMBUS, OLDGOD OF REDD, PNDA

N. Mills Ave.; $10.

7 pm; Timucua Arts, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $10-$20 suggested donation; 407-898-0009.

MICHAEL BRUN 8 pm; Soundbar,

Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $16-$31; 407-351-5483.

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SATURDAY, JULY 7 BERES HAMMOND, THIRD WORLD 9 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35-$65; 407-351-5483.

DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS PUNK ROCK SHOW

KEE AVIL, HARSH RADISH 8 pm;

8 pm; Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; donations suggested; 407-898-0009. ERASURE | PHOTO BY DORON GILD

The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; donations encouraged; 407- 423-3060.

SUNDAY, JULY 8

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SUNDAY, JUNE 24 PHANGS, I THE VICTOR 6 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $12.

ROBERT DELONG, DREAMERS, MT. JOY 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $35; 407-648-8363.

MONDAY, JUNE 25 AMERICAN AQUARIUM

SHIBA SAN, ALEX WOOD, SAMUEL 10 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$30; 407-648-8363.

TUESDAY, JULY 10

FRIDAY, JUNE 29

THE DEAD BOYS, THE GOLDEN PELICANS, VICIOUS DREAMS, SICK DOGS 7 pm; HOMESAFE, HOT MULLIGAN, JETTY BONES, HEART ATTACK MAN

DEAFHEAVEN, DRAB MAJESTY, UNIFORM

HAVE MERCY, KISSISSIPPI, GLEEMER

7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13$15.

7:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $14-$16.

TUESDAY, JUNE 26 CITY IN THE CLOUDS

8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $55$124.50; 844-513-2014.

400 W. Church St.; $36.50$546.50; 407-440-7000.

7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

JOHN.K 7 pm; Soundbar, 37

THURSDAY, JULY 19

SHREYA GHOSHAL 7 pm; CFE

House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

GREATEST LOVE OF ALL: WHITNEY HOUSTON TRIBUTE

FRIDAY, JULY 13

7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $28.50-$55; 407-228-1220.

Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $39-$99; 407-823-6006.

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419.

A BOOGIE WIT DA HOODIE

JOHNNYSWIM, DREW HOLCOMB & THE NEIGHBORS, PENNY & SPARROW 7 pm;

WEDNESDAY, JUNE 27

BACK TO BLACK: AMY WINEHOUSE TRIBUTE FEAT: REMEMBER JONES

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12.

W. Pine St.; $10-$12.

MONDAY, JULY 2

6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712.

THE BODY, LINGUA IGNOTA

10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $30-$60; 407-504-7699.

7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$20; 407-246-1419.

ANGEL VIVALDI, DAY OF RECKONING, HYVMINE 7 pm; Haven Lounge,

WEDNESDAY, JULY 18

THURSDAY, JULY 12

HOBO JOHNSON & THE LOVEMAKERS

THURSDAY, JUNE 28

7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$25; 407-246-1419.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 11

DONNY & MARIE OSMOND

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $6-$8.

37 W. Pine St.; $20.

N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-898-0009.

SAM SMITH 8 pm; Amway Center,

MICAH SCHNABEL, DIAL DRIVE, HOUSTON AND THE DIRTY RATS

CHRIS WEBBY 7 pm; Soundbar, TUESDAY, JULY 17

SATURDAY, JUNE 30

8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $46.50-$671.50; 407-440-7000.

MONDAY, JULY 16

Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $14-$17.

FELIPE PUPO, FREE FALL, SUDAKAS, DUDEMAN 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s, 1016

7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

DARYL HALL & JOHN OATES, TRAIN

7:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13-$15.

Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $34.50-$350; 844-513-2014.

HALA, BOYO, LEXI LONG

THE PAUSES, J. ROBBINS, MIKE DUNN & CO. 7 pm; Blackstar,

FRIDAY, JULY 20

46 Concord St.; $10-$12.

ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, VIOLENT FEMMES

SECRETS, A VALIANT EFFORT, OF AUTUMN, STEAL THE DAY

TUESDAY, JULY 3

7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15.

BOY GEORGE & CULTURE CLUB, THOMPSON TWINS 7 pm; House of

SATURDAY, JULY 14

Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $87.50-$182.75; 407-934-2583.

BANES WORLD, MICHAEL SEYER, INNER WAVE 8 pm; Henao Contemporary

FRIDAY, JULY 6

Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10-$12; 407-272-0317.

7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407934-2583.

SUMMER SALT, HOT FLASH HEAT WAVE, THE SYMPOSIUM 7:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13-$15.

SATURDAY, JULY 21

GHASTLY 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740

FERO LUX, ROYAL GRAVES, LUVLOST, FREAKAZOID 7 pm;

Bennett Road; $17-$35; 407-504-7699.

Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-272-0317.

SUNDAY, JULY 15

6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25.50-$42.50; 407-934-2583.

EXHUMED, GRUESOME, ALL HELL

SHAMAN’S HARVEST, BLACKTOP MOJO

PINK MASS

GOING AWAY TO COLLEGE (BLINK 182 COVER BAND), YOUNG TAPES, KINKY RHINO

9 pm; Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $7; 407-898-0009.

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

KIM WALKER-SMITH, URBAN RESCUE

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $17.

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SATURDAY, AUG. 11 EPROM

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SATURDAY, JULY 28 ASTARI NITE, SLEEPING PILLS, DJ NICK, DJ SHERRI MAUS

STRAWBERRY GIRLS, NIGHT VERSES, ANDRES 6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

SUNDAY, JULY 22 I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

JANELLE MONAE, ST. BEAUTY 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50$55; 407-934-2583.

6 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15.

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 1

SILVESTRE DANGOND

LYDIA, JARED & THE MILL, CHERRY POOLS

10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$25; 407-504-7699.

FRIDAY, AUG. 31

TUESDAY, AUG. 14

BONEY JAMES

SHAKIRA

7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $36.50-$56.50; 407-228-1220.

7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $47.50-$646.50; 407-4407000.

SATURDAY, SEPT. 1 SISTER HAZEL

VACATIONER, SEGO 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419.

7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19; 407-934-2583.

THURSDAY, AUG. 16

FRIDAY, SEPT. 7

THE ALARM 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

ANGRA 7 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $20-$60; 407-6732712.

UMPHREY’S MCGEE, SPAFFORD

6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $17-$20; 407-246-1419.

6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $30; 407-9342583.

MONDAY, JULY 23

FRIDAY, AUG. 3

FRIDAY, AUG. 17

RICH HOMIE QUAN 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $20.

CLASSIC ALBUMS LIVE: FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS

STEEL PANTHER

8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $50-$422; 407-440-7000.

7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $27.50-$99; 407-228-1220.

TUESDAY, JULY 24

8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $16-$31; 407-351-5483.

THURSDAY, SEPT. 13

ANTHONY GREEN, GOOD OLD WAR, FOUND WILD 6:30 pm; The

POWERGLOVE

SUNDAY, AUG. 19

STRYPER

Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $22.50-$25; 407-648-8363.

7 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-6732712.

THE B-52S 7 pm; House of Blues,

7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

THURSDAY, JULY 26

VANS WARPED TOUR 11 am; Tinker

THURSDAY, AUG. 23

7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $50.50-$304.85; 407-440-7000.

GLASS ANIMALS, KNOX FORTUNE 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407934-2583.

ROD STEWART, CYNDI LAUPER 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $56.50-$216; 407-4407000.

Field, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $42-$52.

PAUL SIMON

Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50; 407-934-2583.

FRIDAY, SEPT. 14 CARLOS VIVES 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $61-$151; 407-440-7000.

THE FIXX 7:30 pm; Hard Rock SATURDAY, AUG. 4 O.A.R., MATT NATHANSON 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $55-$70; 407-934-2583.

ROBOTAKI 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub,

SALES, NO VACATION

740 Bennett Road; $10$30; 407-504-7699.

7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$17; 407-246-1419.

THURSDAY, AUG. 9

UNSANE, WRONG, BLOODLET

AMERICAN FOOTBALL, YOU BLEW IT!

8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15.

7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$30; 407-648-8363.

FRIDAY, JULY 27

FRIDAY, AUG. 10

YES 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby

BOMBA ESTÉREO 8 pm; The

Ave.; $65-$299; 407-228-1220.

TUESDAY, SEPT. 11

Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$39.50; 407-228-1220.

Hotel, 5800 Universal Blvd.; $36; 407-503-7625.

SUNDAY, SEPT. 16

TAL COHEN TRIO 7:30 pm;Timucua Arts, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $20; 407-898-0009.

FALL OUT BOY, MACHINE GUN KELLY 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $27.50-$80; 407-440-7000.

SATURDAY, AUG. 25

MONDAY, SEPT. 17

ROCK THE ROOTS: SUBLIME WITH ROME, LUPE FIASCO, NEW POLITICS

BØRNS

2 pm; Orlando Amphitheater, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; contact for price; 407-295-3247.

7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $27.50-$36; 407-648-8363.

WEDNESDAY, AUG. 29

TUESDAY, SEPT. 18

JAY-Z & BEYONCÉ 7:30 pm;

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $49.50-$106.75; 407-934-2583.

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NO GUILT

S U M M E R R E A D I N G C A N B E W H AT E V E R YO U WA N T I T TO B E

BY MATTHEW MOY ER A N D J ESSI C A BRYC E YO U N G

Much like the oft-tweeted instructions on how to get a “bikini body” (Step 1: Have a body. Step 2: Buy a bikini. Step 3: Put it on), we say the only thing that makes a book a “beach read” is your desire to read it on the beach. So you’ll find no lowered standards or so-called guilty pleasures here – just a handful of newish books that deserve your eyeballs, wherever you’re flipping the pages. Made for Love (by Alissa Nutting; Ecco, 320 pages) Alissa Nutting’s first novel, Tampa, was inspired by the student-seducing middle-school teacher Debra Lafave, and it introduced readers to Nutting’s singular voice: a quease-inducing mix of hard and soft, sentimental and solipsistic. Made for Love’s protagonist, Hazel, is a thousand times more likable (not that that’s a prerequisite for a good book) but the same blindness to others’ needs and desires is present in all of the characters this time – while Hazel can sometimes be a bit self-centered, her husband, father and lover display the trait in degrees ranging from absent-minded to sociopathic. Also like Tampa, Made for Love is set in Florida; and like Tampa,

Made for Love has a ripped-from-the-headlines plot – this time, our villain is a privacy-invading tech bro rather than a female sexual predator. Hmm, who could that (cough, Zucker)be(rg)?

50 Queer Music Icons Who Changed the World: A Celebration of LGBTQ+ Legends (by Will Larnach-Jones, illustrated by Michelle Rosenthal; Hardie Grant Books, 110 pages) At first glance, it’s a succinct survey of several generations’ worth of queer musicians and performers who all reshaped the pop music landscape from the 1960s to today, made up of capsule bios and quirky-cute illustrations of said musicians. But what makes this book unique is that it makes a strong case for a queer pop

lineage across genres and eras – one of the first books to do so in a portable and fun fashion. And the illustrations courtesy of Michelle Rosenthal are amazing. Music fans of all ages will learn something here; and, really, seeing Frank Ocean in such close proximity to Frankie Knuckles and Jobriath does our hearts good.

Florida (by Lauren Groff; Riverhead Books, 275 pages) Fates and Furies, Lauren Groff’s 2015 novel, was every writer’s dream achievement: a wildly popular best-seller that critics also swooned for. (It was President Obama’s favorite book of that year. That’s every other MFA in the country dunked on.) While we all wait for the inevitable film version, this collection of 11 short stories will slake any thirst readers have for Sunshine State strangeness. Kirkus Reviews called Florida “a literary tour de force of precariousness set in a blistering place, a state shaped like a gun.” Fans of Karen Russell, Padgett Powell or Joy Williams should not miss this box of poison treats.

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The Talented Ribkins (by Ladee Hubbard; Melville House, 304 pages) First-time novelist Ladee Hubbard took W.E.B. DuBois’ statement about “the Talented Tenth” and ran with it, envisioning a subset of African American superheroes when DuBois was coming off more like a pull-upyour-saggy-drawers crusader: “The problem of education must first of all deal with the Talented Tenth; it is the problem of developing the Best of this race that they may guide the Mass away from the contamination and death of the Worst, in their own and other races.” In The Talented Ribkins, Hubbard describes a family blessed with unusual gifts – the ability to climb walls, spit fire or make maps of places they’ve never been. The plot is a picaresque road trip through the South and through the family’s past, but it’s Hubbard’s talent that truly shines. Her audacity in choosing to retell the story of segregation and Jim Crow in Florida in this particular way should give us all hope.

Stranded in the Jungle: Jerry Nolan’s Wild Ride (by Curt Weiss; Backbeat Books, 310 pages) Even among the rogues gallery that was early NYC punk rock, there were few as roguish as New York Dolls/Heartbreakers drummer and Johnny Thunders’ musical soulmate Jerry Nolan. This book shines the spotlight, finally, on Nolan, who is usually overlooked amid the Johnny Thunders-David Johansen hubbub surrounding the too-much-too-soon Dolls. An essentially New York story – though with an ultimately tragic ending – Jerry Nolan was one of the most important figures, besides Thunders, in the intermingling of first-wave NYC and U.K. punk. Nolan’s contributions to the look and

sound – and addictions – of punk rock can’t be underestimated, and his hard-knock life is compelling but (yep) heartbreaking reading. This book tells his story unflinchingly and wonderfully, with contributions from comrades like Chris Stein.

The Despair of Monkeys and Other Trifles: A Memoir (by Francoise Hardy, translated by Jon E. Graham; Feral House, 311 pages) It’s a sad coincidence that Feral House guiding light Adam Parfrey passed away right before the release of this book. With his FH imprint, Parfrey blazed a singular trail through publishing, infuriating and delighting in equal measure, and this title is no exception to that mission. An autobiography of yé-yé sensation and immortal chanteuse Francoise Hardy, Despair dives deep beneath the glamorous mystique, with the usually secretive Hardy telling her story on her own terms. As an actress, singer or fashion icon, Hardy has enthralled and inspired generations of musicians and creatives, and continues to stay vibrant and vital decades after her first 1960s hits. Her story is finally told. And she did it all, ahem, her way. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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STAY THIRSTY THREE COCKTAILS BEGGING TO BE MIXED THIS SUMMER B Y J E S S I C A B R YC E YO U N G

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ummertime and the livin’ is easy? Maybe not so much in Florida. Whether you’ve got that summertime sadness, you’re feeling cooped up by rainshowers, or you’re just not built to live in subtropical heat and humidity, a li’l drinkie will take the edge off. These three cocktails (well, two cocktails, one mocktail) are light, modern and easy to make.

’Booch 75 Replace the champagne in a traditional French 75 with kombucha and get half the hangover, double the good gut bacteria. (I mean, the alcohol will probably kill the probiotics, but whatever.) For a lighter – and dare we say beach-friendlier? – cocktail, skip the gin and just mix Aperol into your ’booch.

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1/2 ounce Aperol 1/2 ounce gin 1/4 ounce simple syrup 2 ounces plain or ginger kombucha 3 dashes blood-orange bitters

In an ice-filled mixing glass, combine Aperol, gin and simple syrup. Stir, then strain into a chilled flute, top with kombucha and bitters, and garnish with citrus peel of your choice (I like pomelo or tangerine).

Caught in the Rain

Don’t Call Me Shirley

Unlike the old-style piña colada, this fruity, herbal take won’t make you feel weighed down with sugar and cream, nor will it enable your plans to cheat on your partner.

This recipe is infinitely substitute-friendly – use any fruits you prefer, or whatever looks fresh at the market (or in your yard). The syrup recipe makes enough to use in drinks for a week or so.

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2 1/2 ounces gold rum 1/2 ounce Chartreuse 1/2 ounce brown sugar simple syrup 3 ounces coconut milk 1/4 ripe avocado Double handful of frozen pineapple chunks (roughly 4 ounces by weight) • Handful each fresh basil and mint Place all ingredients in blender and blend until smooth. (The herbs will show as green flecks, and that’s OK – don’t overblend or use a Vitamix or other super powerful blender, because the motor will melt the drink.) Pour into a big glass or Mason jar and serve with a straw.

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2 tablespoons herbal strawberry syrup 1 slice of blood orange 2 Luxardo cherries sparkling water

First, make the syrup: roughly chop 8 ounces of strawberries and add to a saucepan with a cup of sugar; a 3-inch piece of ginger, grated; four sprigs of fresh thyme and 10 ounces of water. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer for about 20 minutes. Strain out the solids, then boil again until thickened and reduced by half. Allow to cool. Place a blood orange slice at the bottom of a coupe glass and muddle lightly. Add syrup and top with sparkling water; garnish with two cherries on a pick.

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GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: ISLANDS OF ADVENTURE

Visit Hogwarts and meet up with other GayDays attendees. 9 am-10 pm; Islands of Adventure at Universal Orlando, 1000 Universal Studios Plaza; price of admission; gaydays.com.

RSVP through email on website. 8:30 pm; B.B. King’s Blues Club, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; various menu prices; 407-370-4550; orlandoblackpride.com.

GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: CLIMAX DANCE PARTY WITH DJ DLUX AND DJ TATIANA.

GAY DAYS WEEKEND

ALASKA THUNDERFUCK

MAY 30-JUNE 3 GAYDAYS DAYTIME POOL PARTIES

Daytime pool parties in both the main pool and Bear Bayou feature a variety of themes and live DJs. DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$35; gaydays.com. GAYDAYS EVENING POOL PARTIES

The evening pool parties in both pools go all night with a variety of themes and live DJs. 5 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$45; gaydays.com.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 30 GAYDAYS FABULOUS DRAG BINGO

An exciting evening of bingo filled with high-energy performances and prizes, hosted by Voodoo Queen Roxy Brooks. 7:15 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $15-$25; gaydays.com.

THURSDAY, MAY 31 GAYDAYS EXPO

One of the largest LGBT expos in the world, featuring a variety of goods and services from around the world. 11 am Thursday, 10 am Friday-Sunday; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; free; gaydays.com.

GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: SEAWORLD

Wear red and meet up with fellow GayDays attendees. 9 am-6 pm; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-3632613; gaydays.com. GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: TRAFFIC JAM

Dance party where everyone wears colors to signal their availability. 9 pm; Ember Bar and Restaurant, 42 W. Central Blvd.; $10-$15; 407-8495200; girlsinwonderland.com. PI@PH

GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: COMEDY SHOW

An evening of laughs with some of today’s hottest lesbian comics. Headlined by Chaunté Wayans. 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25-$35; 407-4805233; girlsinwonderland.com. GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: POOL PARTIES

Pool parties with different themes each day of the weekend. Noon-5 pm Friday-Sunday; Grand Orlando Resort at Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; $15-$30; 407-396-7000; girlsinwonderland. com.

Kick-off party for the weekend. Free before 11 p.m. 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free-$10; 407425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

MISS GAYDAYS PAGEANT

TASTE OF GAYDAYS

ONE MAGICAL WEEKEND: CADABRA AFTER HOURS

Enjoy samplings from local restaurants, exciting beverages, and live entertainment. 6-10 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $40-$50; gaydays. com.

FRIDAY, JUNE 1 ALASKA THUNDERFUCK LIVE IN CONCERT

Party with the drag star and adult film stars. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15-$40; 407425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: ANIMAL KINGDOM

GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: HOLLYWOOD STUDIOS

Wear red and meet up with fellow GayDays attendees. 9 am-9 pm; Disney’s Animal Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; gaydays.com.

Meet up with other GayDays attendees. 9 am-9:30 pm; Disney Hollywood Studios, Walt Disney World Resort; price of admission; 407-939-5277; gaydays.com.

ORLANDO BLACK PRIDE: WELCOME RECEPTION

Hosted by Amber’s Closet. 9 pm; Cuba Libre, 9101 International Drive; $15-$20; 407-226-1600; girlsinwonderland.com.

SATURDAY, JUNE 2 AMOR: IRIS CHACON

Upscale Latin dance night with a live concert at midnight. 9 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $20-$25; 407-373-0888. DEBORAH COX LIVE IN CONCERT

Dance party with the television star, the Footlight Players and a foam party. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20-$50; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

Annual drag pageant competition. 7:15 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$275; gaydays.com.

GAY DAYS AT HANK’S

Gay Days party with free food served on the patio. 7 pm; Hank’s, 5026 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-291-2399. GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: MAGIC KINGDOM

Three nights of late-night parties at Old Town’s Sun on the Beach nightclub. 2 am; Old Town, 5770 W. Irlo Bronson Highway, Kissimmee; $190.89; 407396-4888; onemagicalweekend.com. ONE MAGICAL WEEKEND: RIPTIDE

Huge gay pool party at Disney’s premier water park. 8 pm; Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $101; onemagicalweekend.com. ONE MAGICAL WEEKEND: THERAPY POOL

Three days of pool parties surrounded by hot guys in Speedos. Noon, Friday-Sunday; B Resort and Spa, 1905 Hotel Plaza Blvd., Lake Buena Vista; $69.69; onemagicalweekend.com.

Meet up with fellow GayDays attendees at the Magic Kingdom. 9 am-10 pm; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; gaydays.com. GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: UNIVERSAL STUDIOS

Ride the movies and meet up with fellow GayDays attendees. 9 am-9 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000; gaydays.com. GAYDAYS XXX PORN BINGO

Play bingo with adult film stars Seth Santoro, Woody Fox and Wesley Woods. 1-3 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com.

ORLANDO BLACK PRIDE: DINNER PARTY

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Pick up your event tickets and meet with other OBP attendees. 4-8 pm; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; free; orlandoblackpride.com.

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GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: GIW SIGNATURE EVENT

Dance party with more than 2,500 women, go-go dancers and DJs. 9 pm; B.B. King’s Blues Club, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-370-4550; girlsinwonderland.com. GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: AFTER HOURS, AFTERGLOW

Late-night dance party at the host hotel. 2 am; Grand Orlando Resort at Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; $15-$20; 407-396-7000; girlsinwonderland.com. ICONS AT GAYDAYS

A high-energy illusion production paying tribute to legends like Whitney Houston, Cher, Rihanna and more. 7:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $20-$30; gaydays.com. ONE MAGICAL WEEKEND: RED VOL. III

Dance party with DJs Ivan Gomez and Nacho Chapado. 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $65; 407-934-2583; onemagicalweekend.com. ORLANDO BLACK PRIDE: EROTICA!

Exclusive LGBT party with a secret guest DJ, go-go dancers and erotic art. Tickets must be purchased in advance. 11 pm; Location Revealed After Purchase; $20-$250; orlandoblackpride.com.

SUNDAY, JUNE 3 GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: DISCOVERY COVE

Swim with the dolphins and meet up

with your fellow GayDays attendees. 9 am-5 pm; Discovery Cove, 6000 Discovery Cove Way; price of admission; 407-513-4600; gaydays. com. GAYDAYS RED SHIRT DAY: EPCOT

Drink around the world with fellow GayDays attendees. 9 am-9 pm; Epcot, 200 Epcot Center Drive, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; gaydays.com. GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: GIRL – THE AFTERPARTY – LUST

After hours dance party with DJs Zehno, DLux and Nela. 2 am; Grand Orlando Resort at Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; $15-$20; 407-396-7000; girlsinwonderland.com. GIRLS IN WONDERLAND: INDIE ROCK

The last party of the weekend. 7-11 pm; Grand Orlando Resort at Celebration, 2900 Parkway Blvd., Kissimmee; $10; 407-396-7000; girlsinwonderland.com. MR. GAYDAYS LEATHER COMPETITION

An educational and entertaining afternoon of men and leather you won’t want to miss. 2:30 pm; DoubleTree by Hilton Orlando at SeaWorld, 10100 International Drive; $25-$35; gaydays.com. SEASON 10 INVASION PARTY

With Aquaria, the Vixen and Miz Cracker from Season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race. 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15-$50; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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4TH OF JULY EVENTS TUESDAY, JULY 3 BALDWIN PARK INDEPENDENCE BASH Street festival with arts and crafts vendors, food, a beer garden, live music and fireworks over the lake. 6-11 pm; Baldwin Park, New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; baldwinparkevents.com.

FREEDOM ON THE WATERFRONT An old-fashioned celebration with food, live music and fireworks at dusk. 5 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N. Baker St., Mt. Dora; free; cityofmountdora.com.

RED HOT & BOOM A night of live performances, food vendors and synchronized fireworks. 4-11 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863; altamonte.org.

RED, WHITE & BREW Two-day Fourth of July celebration with live music, food, games and drinks. 9 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net.

WEDNESDAY, JULY 4 ALL AMERICAN KIDS PARADE & BREAKFAST A patriotic parade preceded by free breakfast for kids. 8 am; Winter Garden Masonic Lodge, 230 W. Bay St., Winter Garden; free; wintergardenexperience.com.

CELEBRATION OF FREEDOM

INDEPENDENCE DAY AT LEGOLAND

A SCI-FI FOURTH OF JULY

Help create a giant American flag out of Lego bricks, then watch fireworks over Lake Eloise. Legoland, One Legoland Way, Winter Haven; price of admission; 877-3505346; legoland.com.

A sci-fi-themed celebration with a costume contest, fireworks synced to a sci-fi-inspired soundtrack, live music, vendors and more. 4 pm; Downtown Celebration, Front and Market streets, Celebration; free; celebrationtowncenter.com.

JULY 4TH CELEBRATION

Celebrate with live entertainment, a talent show and fireworks. 5-9:30 pm; Central Winds Park, 1000 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; free; winterspringsfl.org.

Patriotic celebration with an apple pie bake-off, a bike parade, vendors, food trucks and fireworks. 5-9 pm; Avalon Park Sports Fields, 3680 Avalon Park Blvd.; free; 407658-6565; downtownavalonpark.com.

FIREWORKS AT THE FOUNTAIN

JULY 4TH LAKEFRONT CELEBRATION

A daylong festival with live entertainment and fireworks. 4-10 pm; Lake Eola Park, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; cityoforlando.net.

Celebration with vendors, food, fun, music and fireworks. Noon-10 pm; St. Cloud Lakefront Park, 250 Lake Shore Blvd., St. Cloud; free; 407-892-3671; stcloudflchamber. com.

FOURTH OF JULY AT SEAWORLD The night sky lights up with fireworks, pyrotechnics and lasers. SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613.

FOURTH OF JULY PARADE A traditional downtown Fourth of July parade. 10 am; Downtown Mount Dora, East Fifth Avenue and North Donnelly Street, Mount Dora; free; ci.mountdora.fl.us.

Festival with live entertainment, food vendors, activities and fireworks over the river. 3 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; free; sanfordfl.gov.

WATERMELON 5K Annual footrace through Winter Park for the Fourth of July. 7:30 am; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; $30-$38; trackshack.com.

PARTY IN THE PARK Live music, family activities, food and fireworks. 6 pm; Newton Park, 29 Garden Ave., Winter Garden; free; cwgdn.com.

WINTER PARK FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION A daylong Fourth of July celebration with live classical music from the Bach Festival Choir and Brass Band. 9 am; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; bachfestivalflorida.org.

RED, WHITE & BREW Two-day Fourth of July celebration with live music and more. 5 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471; wallstplaza.net. SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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THURSDAY-SUNDAY, MAY 24-27

FRIDAY, MAY 25

MEGACON Pop culture convention with vendors, cosplayers, celebrity guests, photo ops, panels and more. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $20-$640; 407685-9800; megaconorlando.com.

CARIBBEAN CARNAVAL Experience the vibrant colors, rich sounds and delightful tastes of the Bahamas, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados and Trinidad at this lively celebration. 6 pm Loews Sapphire Falls Resort, 6601 Adventure Way; $71-$81.

THURSDAY, MAY 24

SWAMBURGER DAY Celebration of the Swamburger sandwich returning to the menu, with a listening party for some of Swam’s upcoming solo records. 7 pm Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

DIVA ROYALE Drag show dinner theater featuring several celebrity impersonators. 7:30 pm; Ishta Nightclub, 57 W. Pine St.; $25$75; dragqueenshow.com. DRUNK SPELLING BEE Beer and sakefueled spelling competition. For adults. 9:30 pm The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 to compete; 407-423-3060.

FRIDAY-SATURDAY, MAY 25-26

SATURDAY, MAY 26

MEGACRAWL A cosplay-themed bar crawl through more than 10 downtown bars. 7 pm; Shots, 69 E. Pine St.; $15-$20; 407-374-2499; facebook.com/orlandobarcrawls.

CENTRAL FLORIDA’S BBQ BLOWOUT Check out professional barbecue teams, delicious food, a Kid-Que cooking competition, live music, water slides and many local vendors. 11 am-9 pm; Center Lake Park, 299 Center Lake Lane, Oviedo; free; 407-278-4871; bbqblowout.org.

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THURSDAY, MAY 31

OASIS AFTER DARK Official MegaCon afterparty with VR gaming station, body painting, go-go dancers, live entertainment and more. 9 pm; Club 39, Rosen Plaza Hotel; $30-$40; 407-996-9700; moshimoshiproductions.com.

CHEF’S NIGHT A multicourse meal directed by Andrew Larkin, executive chef at Disney’s Boardwalk Resort. 6-9 pm; Second Harvest Food Bank of Central Florida, 411 Mercy Drive; SOLD OUT; 407-2951066; feedhopenow.org.

FRIDAY, JUNE 1 SUNDAY, MAY 27

BITE30 Restaurants across the area offer special $30 prix fixe multi-course menus for the month of June. Through June 30; multiple locations; $30; bite30.com.

ORLANDO CARNIVAL A family-friendly festival filled with pageantry celebrating the culture of the Caribbean. Noon10 pm Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $10; 407-421-8118; orlandocarnivaldowntown.com.

SATURDAY, JUNE 2

TIKI PARTY Wear a Hawaiian shirt for free admission, and enjoy tropical drinks and hot dogs. 7 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; free-$10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com.

THE 2000S PUB CRAWL Wear a costume to represent the 2000s and drink your way through a bunch of downtown bars. 8 pm; Sideshow, 15 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407420-1515; orlandopubcrawl.com. CONTINUED ON PAGE 49

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KNIT IN PUBLIC DAY Meet with other Central Florida knitters and have a great time knitting and mingling. Be sure to bring your work in progress, yarn and needles. All levels are welcome. 11 am-1 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

CENTRAL FLORIDA ORCHID SOCIETY ORCHID SHOW AND SALE Spectacular orchid displays, orchids and supplies vendors, speakers and demonstrations, company plants, raffles, door prizes, and a scavenger hunt. 9 am-5 pm; Florida National Guard Armory, 2809 S. Ferncreek Ave.; $5; 407463-5193; cflorchidsociety.org.

MONTE CARLO CASINO NIGHT A benefit for Give Kids the World featuring blackjack, craps and roulette. 7 pm; Melia Orlando, 225 Celebration Place, Celebration; $30-$75; 407-964-7000.

MAKE ’M SMILE FESTIVAL A community festival celebrating kids with special needs. 7:30 am-1 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free-$5; nathanielshope.org.

TUESDAY, JUNE 12

TRAP BRUNCH A savory brunch menu paired with bottomless mimosas and sangria, soundtracked by DJ Jay-R. 11 am-4 pm; Haven Orlando, 6651 S. Semoran Blvd.; $8-$10; 407-757-0258; havenorlando.com.

PULSE ANNUAL REMEMBRANCE CEREMONY Gather at the site of Pulse to pay respects to those who lost their lives there 7-9 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6493888; onepulsefoundation.org. SATURDAY, JUNE 16

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WEAR ORANGE Wear orange to honor victims and survivors of gun violence. This family-friendly event features face painting, a bounce house, music, arts and crafts, food trucks and more. 10 am; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-375-9023.

AC2: AN INTIMATE EVENING WITH ANDERSON COOPER AND ANDY COHEN The late night talk show host and the journalist, longtime friends, interview each other and take questions from the audience. 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $64.75-$355.25; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

SATURDAY, JUNE 9

FESTIVAL OF THE SEA Enjoy seafood prepared by several different restaurants and caterers along with craft vendors, beer and wine, and activities. 11 am-7 pm; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; $5-$30; 407-381-5310; gopartylive.com.

GODS & MONSTERS THIRD ANNIVERSARY Celebration with art vendors, facepainting, organized gaming demos, prizes for cosplayers, a raffle and more. 11 am; Gods & Monsters, 5421 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com.

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ORLANDO ODDITIES AND CURIOSITIES MARKET Some of the finest oddities dealers and artists from around the state gather together to offer you the finest selection of bone art, taxidermy, wet specimens, antiques, jewelry and more in the midst of one of the area’s top breweries. 1-6 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 321-279-0092. RUMFEST Three hours of unlimited sampling of rum drinks along with live reggae. 5 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $20-$35; 407-8490471; orlandoweeklytickets.com. SOLUTIONARY PEACE WALK & FESTIVAL Festival devoted to peace and healthy living, with speakers, music, vegan food, workshops, yoga, a one-mile peace walk, and more. 10 am-4 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free; orlandopeacefest.org. SATURDAY-SUNDAY, JUNE 17-18

TICA ALLBREED CHAMPIONSHIP CAT SHOW Learn about different breeds of cats and how to care for them while cats get judged on their adherence to breed standards. 9 am-4 pm; Park Inn, 3011 Maingate Lane; $6; 941-7359956; chemicoons.wixsite.com/sccf.

SUNDAY, JUNE 17

FATHER’S DAY AT LEU Free admission for dads to a 50-acre botanical oasis. 9 am-5 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; free-$10; 407246-2620; leugardens.org.

FRIDAY, JUNE 22

PARTY IN THE PARKING LOT Eat, drink, shop and play at the DIY shop. 7 pm; Factur, 520 Virginia Drive; contact for price; 407801-3228; factur.org. SATURDAY, JUNE 23

CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH FESTIVAL Experience the Caribbean through fashion, culture, food, music and a business expo. Noon-8 pm; Orlando Fashion Square, 3201 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-4218118; orlandofashionsquare.com. OPEN HOUSE INVITATIONAL Learn about Islam and the Muslim community from the source while enjoying an international dinner. 5:30 pm; Islamic Society of Central Florida, 1586 N. Goldenrod Road; free; 407-273-8363; iscf.org. ORLANDO RECORD STORE CRAWL Get driven around to record stores on a bus while drinking cocktails and watching the Sh-Booms play. 11 am; multiple locations; $39.95; recordstorecrawl.com. POTTERVERSARY Celebrate 20 years of everything Harry Potter. Magic awaits with trivia, games and fun for the entire family. 2-4 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. MONDAY, JUNE 25

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FRIDAY-SUNDAY, JUNE 29-JULY 1

ELVIS PRESLEY FESTIVAL A celebration of the King with an Elvis food and wine walk, live tribute performances, a look-alike contest and more. 6 pm; Mount Dora Community Building, 520 Baker St., Mount Dora; $15-$25; 407-962-0263; epcontinentals.com.

SATURDAY, JULY 14

BASTILLE DAY Celebration Annual celebration of French culture with food, games, live music and more. 5 pm; Audubon Park Garden District, East Winter Park Road and Corrine Drive; free; audubonparkgardens.com.

SUNDAY, JULY 8

THE MAD HATTER’S HIGH TEA Benefit for the Barber Fund with food, drink, and entertainment from Blue Star and Varietease. 3 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10 suggested donation; 407425-7571; thebarberfund.org.

TACOS & TEQUILA Revel in Orlando’s weird obsession with tacos and enjoy unlimited samples along with tequila and beer. 1-4 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $25-$55; 407-839-3000; orlandoweeklytickets.com.

TACOS & TEQUILA

SATURDAY, AUG. 4

TUESDAY, JULY 17

CREATE YOUR SUMMER: KARINA GARCIA, WENGIE AND NATALIES OUTLET Show from three successful YouTube creators. 5 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $35$185; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

ORLANDO BURGER BATTLE Top chefs and restaurants duke it out to see who makes the best burger in town. Noon-6 pm; Festival Park, 2911 E. Robinson St.; $20$40; 407-381-5310; gopartylive.com.

SATURDAY, JULY 21

FRIDAY-SUNDAY, AUG. 10-12

THE CRAZY ’80S PUB CRAWL Wear an ’80s costume and get wasted at more than 12 different downtown venues. 8 pm; Sideshow, 15 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$25; 407420-1515; orlandopubcrawl.com.

MAGIC THE GATHERING GRAND PRIX ORLANDO A massive three-day CCG tournament. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $69.99$149.99; 407-685-9800; cfbevents.com.

FRIDAY-SUNDAY, AUG. 3-5

ORLANDO FALL HOME & GARDEN SHOW Browse through hundreds of ideas for decor, home improvement projects, services, landscaping and more. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; contact for price; 407-685-9800; orlandohomeandgardenshow.com.

ANIME FESTIVAL Orlando Annual convention for anime fans with a large dealer room, artist alley, cosplay events, panels, games and more. Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $60-$100; animefestivalorlando.com.

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SATURDAY, SEPT. 8

WALKER STALKER CON A two-day convention devoted to the TV series The Walking Dead. Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $40-$900; 407-6859800; walkerstalkercon.com.

BEST OF ORLANDO One of the biggest parties of the year, honoring our Best of Orlando winners and nominees, takes over five separate venues with open bars, complimentary hors d’oeuvres and dancing. 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; by invitation only; 407-648-8363; orlandoweekly.com.

FLORIDA SMASH BEER FESTIVAL This beer festival challenges participating breweries to create a beer made from the same malt and hop and submit them for judging. 4-9 pm; Reiter Park, 311 W. Warren Ave., Longwood; $35-$60; floridasmashbeerfestival.com.

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FLORIDA KIDS AND FAMILY EXPO Opportunity to discover what Central Florida has to offer families. Entertainment, schools, enrichment, fun, products, services and more. 11 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $5-$10; 407-405-4000; mycentralfloridafamily.com.

SATURDAY-SUNDAY, AUG. 25-26

THE INFINITY TOY AND COMIC CON A two-day convention celebrating comic books, toys, anime and pop culture. With special guests, cosplay, costume contests, vendors and more. 10 am-6 pm; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $15-$25; 407-283-1556; infinitytoyandcomicon.com.

UNITED WE BRUNCH Local restaurants serve samples of brunchy dishes alongside unlimited Bloody Marys and mimosas. Noon; The Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St.; $40-$75; unitedwebrunch.com.

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JAMES & JAMESY: IN THE DARK | PHOTO BY THADDEUS HINK

BEST OF THE FEST

Four of our favorite Fringe shows so far BY S ETH KUBERSKY A N D C A M ER ON M EI ER

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y the time you read this, this year’s Orlando Fringe will be rounding the final turn, heading into its final weekend and award-oriented wrap-up. If you’re still going strong and need a bit of ticket-buying inspiration, check out four of our critics’ favorite shows of the year below. Space prevented us from running all of their top picks in print, but besides the four printed here, that list includes: 13 Dead Dreams of Eugene, El Wiz, Enter Pursued by a Whale, Fallen From the Toybox, Hello, Mo-to-the-oncle and Nashville Hurricane. To peruse all of our many reviews, visit orlandoweekly.com/fringe2018.

In the Dark is bloody brilliant In the beginning, there was darkness over the face of the Silver Venue. Quite a bit of darkness, actually. After a while, someone (not God, but maybe one of his minions) said, “Ready!” and there was light, and a whoosh. And it was, as the English say, bloody brilliant. U.K. physical comedy duo James & Jamesy – aka Aaron Malkin and Alastair Knowles – have brought their award-winning British buffoonery back to Orlando with In the Dark, but this time they’ve left

their tea-sipping antics behind for something more abstract and ineffable. Wearing white faces and gray suits, with the glowing lampshades attached to their heads providing the only illumination, the perplexed pair encounter each other in a void on the cusp of Creation. Through an elliptical series of absurd audience-participation interactions, they attempt to puzzle out the existential answers to Who? When? Where? Why? and WTF? In the Dark is like a lost Samuel Beckett classic co-written with Douglas Adams and performed by a couple of Cirque du Soleil clowns. (If you know my tastes, you know that’s a high compliment.) Sweet and surreal at the same time, it’s less literal than their previous shows but more literary, and in my opinion even more entertaining. – SK (Silver Venue, 7 p.m. Thursday, May 24; 5:15 p.m. Friday, May 25; 3:45 p.m. Sunday, May 27) Title and Deed stuns with existential intensity David Lee is no stranger to Fringe success. He won the Critic’s Choice award for best male performance in 2015, a Fringe Lifetime Achievement Award in 2016 and

a Patrons Pick prize back in 2011 for Thom Pain (based on nothing). So he’s returning to Fringe with perhaps the highest expectations of any performer not named Chase Padgett. Lee does not disappoint. This year Lee is again embracing the existential work of New York playwright Will Eno, who also authored Thom Pain, a finalist for the 2005 Pulitzer Prize in drama. Title and Deed, which made its OffBroadway debut in 2012, focuses on an oddly haunted man who describes himself as a foreigner, a newcomer to our country (or perhaps our plane of existence), a “celebrant” and a “homesick orphan fuck.” Not wholly familiar with our language, this stranger strings words together like bedraggled tinsel garlands on Samuel Beckett’s Christmas tree. The result is a prose that’s not easily understood but always appreciated. It’s tough to imagine any Orlando performer more suited to the monologue than Lee, whose nearly unbearable intensity – almost too much to bear for him as well as us – will again make him a contender for a Fringe award. Though the material demands patience, Lee (who also directs) brings it fully alive as if he were inventing the sometimes absurdist, sometimes stream-of-consciousness script on the spot. “Don’t walk out on me,” Lee asks the audience in one of the play’s many metatheatrical moments. “Don’t hate me.” Don’t worry, David. There’s no chance of that. – CM (Yellow Venue, 5:15 p.m. Thursday, May 24; 9 p.m. Friday, May 25; 5:30 p.m. Saturday, May 26; 11:30 a.m. Sunday, May 27) An Excruciatingly Ordinary Toy Theater Show is, in fact, extraordinary Pittsburgh puppeteer Zach Dorn is nervous to the point of neurosis about his Orlando Fringe appearance. But even if he gets off to an awkward start by flossing popcorn from his teeth for an opener, stick with him and you’ll be rewarded with one of the most wonderfully whacked-out experiences of this year’s festival. In An Excruciatingly Ordinary Toy Theater Show Dorn transforms anecdotes from his everyday life into pint-sized performances, which play out on flipbooks and miniature stages he’s made out of cardboard; the results resemble a pop-up storybook for clinically insane children. Dorn’s surreal skits – which are projected on the theater’s upstage wall behind him – involve eating burritos in a strip-club parking lot, feeding sauerkraut to Chloe Sevigny, and his love/hate relationship with YouTube; the briefest, most inexplicable bit is simply a wind-up turtle gyrating to Olivia SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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Newton-John. Even if he appears at first to be a hot mess, Dorn’s precision in livestreaming his ingenious dioramas demonstrates a remarkable dedication to his craft. In his finale, Dorn describes an obscure backstage video of Stevie Nicks as “a moment we weren’t meant to see, and probably don’t deserve.” The same could be said about his exquisite, extraordinary show. – SK (Black Venue, 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, May 23; 6 p.m. Friday, May 25; 3 p.m. Saturday, May 26; 1:30 p.m. Sunday, May 27) Kevin, King of Egypt is obsessivelycompulsively watchable Mr. Kevin Haggerty (Rob Gee) is an articulate, charismatic man surrounded by idiots who only want to pump him full of medication, so that pharmaceutical companies can get rich and Kevin can be as depressed as everyone around him. It would be impossible not to be outraged by the injustice of his plight, except for one thing: Kevin is a delusional mental patient who insists he’s the reincarnation of Ramses II, and persists in escaping from involuntary hospitalization. While on the lam, Kevin detours from his ascension to the Egyptian throne in order to rescue – or possibly kidnap – a lost little girl, and finds a piece of himself in the process. Kevin, King of Egypt is the final chapter in a mental health-themed trilogy from psychiatric nurse-turned-slam poet Rob Gee, who previously performed Fruitcake and last year’s Forget Me Not at Orlando Fringe to great acclaim. Here, Gee (under the briskly paced direction of Tara Garther) plays the title character, plus a 7-Eleven security guard, an alcoholic widower and several others, subtly shifting his voice and posture with each persona in this obsessively-compulsively watchable one-man performance. This show forgoes Forget Me Not’s Seussian rhyme schemes, instead slipping almost imperceptibly between prose and free verse, and it trades the whodunit plotting for an intimate family drama. But Kevin is still crammed with Gee’s trademark mixture of killer wit and medical commentary (“Half the patients think they’re Jesus, but the doctors all think they’re God”) wrapped around his inimitable off-kilter physicality, which is amped up to a manic 11 for this role. Rob Gee might not really be the king of Egypt, but he continues to reign over the performance poetry realm at Orlando Fringe. – SK (Yellow Venue, 10:45 p.m. Thursday, May 24; 7:15 p.m. Friday, May 25; 1:30 p.m. Saturday, May 26; 9 p.m. Sunday, May 27) arts@orlandoweekly.com MAY 23-29, 2018 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

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CREATIVE LOAFING College Park boîte’s wholly gratifying tartines are its bread and butter BY FAIYAZ KARA

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oast – it’s as ordinary a comestible French beer (Brasserie Castelain’s Cadette and Ch’ti blondes are offered) or one of the as they come, but when dressed and adorned with frills both fancy and many interesting selections off their wine list. When the wee flame flickers to an end, fuss-free, it takes on an entirely different commence dipping bread into the garliccomplexion and character. There are the cheesy rarebits of Wales, the meaty smør- and-herb-infused fat, then move quickly on rebrød of Denmark, the open-face turkey to another of the hors d’oeuvres, because you will be hungry. We chose the escargots and gravy behemoths of America and, of course, the bougie tartines de France. Yet ($7) baked in a croissant bowl – a dazzling presentation, no doubt, but tepid snails on that which we call toast with stuff on it by a doughy croissant shell didn’t enthrall us. any other name would taste as good, and Now onto the tartines. We loved the the tartines at College Park’s Tartine are simply superb. Owner Francois Cahagne boeuf ($11 half or $16 full) and its rare slices recently rebranded the former Croissant of roast beef. Sure, the bread was hidden by the pretty disarray of Gourmet into this paean toppings – fried shallots, to pain – pain de camblue cheese, field greens, pagne, to be exact – but TARTINE WINE BAR roasted red peppers and there’s more to this place & EATERIE horseradish cream – but than just loaded flats of 2445 Edgewater Drive knifing through it all took rustic sourdough bread. 407-845-0016 little effort, and the toast Cahagne brought on facebook.com/tartineorlando wasn’t the least bit scratchy husband-and-wife tan$$ on our palates. Even better dem Josh Martin and was the champignon ($10 Jaimie Wikeen to tackle a menu with French leanings while he half or $15 full), with its roasted mushroom mix, Swiss cheese, pickled Fresno peppers, focused on the pastry-making. You’ll get chives and a double shot of truffle cream his house-made bread if you order the taland crème fraîche. Ethereal crisps of fried low candle ($5), a puck fashioned from beef and pork fat. In the 10 minutes it’ll take to kale, while a simple garnish, made insatiable gluttons of all of us. melt into a spreadable ooze, you can sip on

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Southern accents come in the form of a cornmeal-fried shrimp tartine ($11 half or $16 full) with tangy remoulade, and, from the list of mains, buttermilk-fried chicken ($18) with garlic-herb smashed fingerling potatoes, cinnamon-glazed baby carrots and spicy maple syrup. On this visit, we stuck to more Gallic presentations like Marseilles-style middleneck clams ($18) in a spicy white wine broth with bacon lardons, fennel and charred tomatoes. Dipping grilled baguette slices into the beautiful broth is reason enough to order the dish, though the delicate flavor of the clams got a little lost amid all the competing flavors. If you were a regular at Croissant Gourmet, then you don’t have to question the quality of desserts – they’re bound to be delectable, no matter what’s offered. We ended with a delightful Normandie apple tart ($8) served with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in its center along with a dollop of crème anglaise topped with apple slices. The chocolate mousse on a crunchy hazelnut SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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BEEFY KING | PHOTO COURTESY ROLAND SMITH

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and greeting fans … Rosario Spagnolo and business partner Antonio Martino sold Another day, another beanery opens. Look their Park Avenue pizzeria, Maestro Cucina for Deeply Coffee to open downtown Napolitana, on May 1. The new owner has at 111 E. Washington St. this summer … changed the name to Antonio’s House Manny’s Original Chophouse has opened of Pizza and, instead of Neapolitan-style in the old Lago space in Baldwin Park … pies, will now serve New York-style pizza Just up the road, Meza – the Baldwin Park … Peppino’s Organic Italian Kitchen & Mediterranean restaurant by former Cafe Pizzeria has closed after six months. Annie owner Nazih Sebaali – will open Owner Pietro “Pete” the first week of Priola was forced to June … Grape & sell due to illness. the Grain, a wine The owners of bar next to Ten10 F&D Kitchen & Bar Brewery, has and F&D Cantina opened on Virginia in Lake Mary will Drive … MaineBY FAIYAZ KARA take over the space based Gelato and transform it Fiasco has opened into F&D Italian Wood-Fired Kitchen this in the SoDo shopping center, offering more summer. than 20 flavors of fresh-made gelato and sorbetto daily … Pier 36 Fish Camp, a fullservice seafood restaurant, has opened in EVENTS Casselberry … Look for Viet-Nomz to open The 22nd annual Wine Quest takes place its second location in the Alafaya Village June 1-2 at the Loews Royal Pacific Resort, plaza near the intersection of East Colonial with more than 250 wines and spirits to Drive and North Alafaya Trail … Jamaica be sampled … Bite30 goes from Friday, Gardens Restaurant & Grocery has opened June 1, through Saturday, June 30, with on State Road 434 in Longwood. two dozen restaurants offering multicourse dinner menus for $30; see participating restaurants and menus at bite30.com … CLOSINGS Chefs Elek Kovacs (Osprey Tavern) and For the second time in as many years, Huy Tin (Seito Baldwin Park) collaborate Oblivion Taproom is shutting down. The on a five-course East Meets West tasting last burger and beer will be served May 26. menu on Sunday, June 10, at Osprey Tavern. Cost is $95 ($40 extra for wine NEWS and spirits pairing) … Bite Night, one of Beefy King celebrates its 50th anniversary the best food events of the year, is a mere on June 2, offering their roast beef and month away. Tickets are $45 ($70 VIP). ham sandwiches (and tots!) at a 50 More info at bitenightorlando.com. percent discount; members of all four generations of the family that owns Beefy Got restaurant dish? Send tips to King will be on site making sandwiches dining@orlandoweekly.com

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DAJEN EATS VEGAN CAFÉ & CREAMERY Jamaican vegan fare makes the Citgo on North OBT near Lee Road one of the more unique gas stations in town. Dishes ranging from rice & peas with sweet and spicy cauliflower bites and crispy fried chick’n seitan to “loona toona” sandwiches are offered. Loaves of Jamaican hard dough bread are baked fresh daily. Eight different varieties of vegan ice cream fashioned from coconut milk are also sold. Note: DaJen Eats will close its Citgo location this summer and move into a permanent location in Eatonville. 4845 N. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-286-4983; $

CHELA TEQUILA & TACOS Kasa’s tapas and small plates give way to Chela’s tacos in a rebrand by the Bento Group. While grilled flour tortillas aren’t our favorite, corn tortillas are offered, but must be requested. We liked such shareables as roasted cauliflower with Indo-Mex flavorings and corn on the cob with a smoky, cheesy, peppery finish. A creamy guac is bright but not too bright, and the chicken-jicama slaw makes a worthy, if safe, main. If you must have dessert, choose the choco taco to close. Open daily. 183 S. Orange Ave., 407-9855272; $$

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I-Drive Peruvian restaurant serves up the standards in decent enough fashion, but there’s very little here that sets it apart. A bracing and balanced ceviche mixto with octopus, calamari, shrimp and corvina is worth a look, but anticuchos lack flavor, as does the house causa. A seafood chaufa was plagued with uncooked rice kernels, and pisco sours proved innocuous. Lomo saltado fares better, and they do serve up a killer flan (aka crema volteado). Open daily. 5700 International Drive, 407-7238416; $$

THE EDISON The Disney offshoot of the famed downtown L.A. restaurant/nightclub dazzles with its looks, but baffles with its uninspired and pedestrian menu offerings. Slabs of overCONTINUED ON PAGE 83

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done bacon served on a mini clothesline, heavily breaded and goopy crab cakes, dry meatloaf served with very little gravy, and a meh lamb burger present lost opportunities for creativity. But flashes of brilliance come in the form of corn dogs and fiery lamb meatballs in harissa, and a Rocky Road shake served inside a big-ass beaker is kitschy fun. Disney Springs, 1570 E. Buena Vista Drive, 407-560-9288; $$$$

CHEF WANG’S KITCHEN Beijing-born chef Jian Hua Wang serves some of the best Chinese food in the city. In addition to Northern Chinese and Dongbei specialties, Wang serves Sichuan classics – don’t pass on an infernal bowl of “water boiled spicy fish filet” or the veg-friendly “spicy napa heart wok.” A plate of Japanese eggplant, peppers and potato proffers a taste of the north. Other hits: beef chow fun and sturdy pan-fried beef knishes – dumplings reminiscent of Shanghainese sheng jian bao. Closed Tuesdays. 5148 W. Colonial Drive; 407-930-3188; $$

STICKY RICE LAO STREET FOOD Within the spectrum of flavors at the city’s sole Laotian eatery, you’ll find the familiar flavors of sweet and spicy along with flurries of funky, fermented and fishy. Popular dishes include pork tapioca dumplings, sticky chicken wings and lemongrass beef jerky; the cucumber salad and papaya salad offer a blast of umami courtesy fermented crab, crab paste and shrimp paste more suited to advanced palates. Can’t pass on the sticky rice – no Laotian meal is complete without it from beginning to end. 1915 E. Colonial Drive, 321-800-6532; $.

GARP & FUSS Winter Park restaurant in Park Avenue’s Hidden Garden pleases with its pub grub (great wings, burgers, boiled peanuts!) as well as more sophisticated gastropub fare like delicate crab cake bites or butternut squash ravioli with brown butter and fried sage. Handhelds range from fried chicken to Chicago-style Italian beef sammies. The Key lime pie in a jar is a worthy meal-capper. Closed Mondays. 348 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-960-5560; $$$

THE GLASS KNIFE Luxe patisserie offers a gorgeous line of cakes, cookies, doughnuts and specialty pastries to satisfy the sweetest of tooths. Coffee from Onyx Coffee Labs (with whom they have an exclusive partnership) makes a perfect pairing, be it drip, pour-over, nitro cold brew or espresso-based. Savory items are served throughout the day – the cheddar biscuit sandwich and chicken pot pie prove gratifying. There’s a sizable covered outdoor patio, and it’s dog-friendly. Open daily from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. 276 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-500-2253; $$ n

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ON SCREENS IN ORLANDO

FILM LISTINGS 1988 Film Fest: Twins Screening of the 1988 comedy starring Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger as long-lost fraternal twins. Tuesday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Cult Classics: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Adaptation of Hunter S. Thompson’s non-fiction book about a drug binge in Las Vegas, starring Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. More Q Than A: Wings of Desire Screening of Wim Wenders’ romantic magical fantasy about invisible angels who hang around Berlin. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5-$7; avalongallery.org. Orlando Urban Film Festival Screenings of features and shorts from the black and Latinx communities. Thursday-Sunday; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $5-$50; bitly. com/oufftix. Peanut Butter Matinee: Coraline Family film about a girl who finds a secret door to a parallel dimension, based on a book by Neil Gaiman. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Porco Rosso Studio Ghibli animated film about an ace pilot who gets turned into a pig. Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations, Various local venues; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

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THIS WEEK: Beast As Bart Simpson once told us, every woman has a soft spot for a good-lookin’ rebel who plays by his own rules. But what if the outlaw paramour you’ve landed yourself might also be the serial killer who’s terrorizing your quiet English community? Hey, sacrifices are what make a relationship work, right? This romantic psychodrama turns on just such a premise, and even adds an extra detail to reinforce its point about personal obsession compensating for a multitude of sins: The bad-boy boyfriend in question literally reeks. Yes, as in permanent body odor. So if you’re keeping score, that’s a bunch of dead bodies and an ever-present cloud of funk in the “negatives” category. But really, he’s just such a good listener. (R) Solo: A Star Wars Story “Competent,” says Entertainment Weekly – and that might be music to the mouse ears of everyone at Disney, which has been staving off one PR disaster after another since this spin-off/ prequel/whatever was first announced. The casting of Alden Ehrenreich as a young

Han Solo was met with some concern; then directors Phil Lord and Christopher Miller were bounced from the project, replaced during shooting by ol’ Opie Cunningham himself, Ron Howard. The whole undertaking appeared so skin-of-the-teeth that a clickbait article recently appeared with the headline “The moment Ron Howard knew he’d be able to finish Solo.” Um, you’d like to think it was the moment he signed the contracts, no? Now the finished (hopefully) project is headed to theaters worldwide, poised to teach us how Han became best buddies with Chewbacca, how he first met Lando Calrissian, and all the other stuff you used to enjoy being able to just imagine. In this era of the 12-hour news cycle, it’s perhaps not surprising that the major point of interest in the film has become the appearance of Donald Glover, who is currently enjoying his honeymoon period as a cultural darling before everybody figures out he’s just as pretentious and delusional as Kanye, but in the opposite direction. This is Alderaan! (PG-13)

ALSO PLAYING:

RBG Documentary about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, the longtime progressive firebrand of the Supreme Court. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

Anything Once an avatar of righteous outness, Matt Bomer is suddenly taking a whole bunch of flak for having accepted the role of a trans woman who helps a Southern widower learn to live again. Only trans people should play trans people, the argument goes, and I get it – at least in theory. Parts for minorities are few and far between, so trans characters should be played by trans actors, Asian characters should be played by Asian actors, and characters who have trouble conveying human emotion should always be portrayed by Keanu Reeves. Perhaps the most curious complaint came from Indiewire, which suggested that Bomer couldn’t be convincing as trans because his jawline is too strong (!). Listen, guys: I’m friends with a trans woman who looks like a gene splice of everybody who ever appeared in a David Lee Roth video, particularly Dave. And if you want to tell her she’s not a woman because her features are too chiseled … well, I’ll hold your coat. (R)

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The Rich Weirdoes Present: The Rocky Horror Picture Show Screening of the cult classic with a shadow cast, props and callbacks. Friday-Saturday, 11:15 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11; richweirdoes.com. Science on Screen: Dolphin Tale Screening of a film based on a true story about a dolphin who lost its tail and the work to develop a prosthesis, followed by a discussion with a representative from the marine aquarium where the dolphin was rehabilitated. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT

TYR | PHOTO COURTESY METAL BLADE RECORDS

Carbon Leaf Come celebrate 25 years worth of the Richmond indie-folk all-stars’ music as part of a greatest-hits tour. 7 p.m. Wednesday, May 23, at the Social, $20-$25

Cultura Profetica Puerto Rican reggae legends are more than 20 years strong and really stretch it out live, infusing their reggae hits with hints of jazz and salsa. 8 p.m. Thursday, May 24, at House of Blues, $42.25

Hip-Hop at Fringe A night of cutting-edge local hip-hop that embodies the boundary-pushing the Fringe Festival encourages, featuring Niko Is, E-Turn and Sean Shakespeare. Stay for the cypher after the sets. 8 p.m. Friday, May 25, at Fringe Lawn, free

David Crosby & Friends Sure, there are some cringey moments in Crosby’s discography, but if he plays

“Everybody’s Been Burned,” get ready for those tears to flow. 7 p.m. Saturday, May 26, at the Plaza Live, $49.50-$599.50

Týr Imagine Thor fronting a band of Viking warriors and you would be able to pick new folk-metal stars Týr out of an issue of Decibel. (They’re good.) 7 p.m. Sunday, May 27, at the Haven Lounge, $20-$23

Career, Witchbender Packed lineup of Central Florida upstarts including Career – riding high on a new LP – and a fresh-back-from-tour Witchbender. 8 p.m. Monday, May 28, at the Henao Contemporary Center, $8

Marc With a C Singular local musician presents his Marc With a C Trio (Bizarro World Version). Imagine a world where Marc and his comrades had no nerd-music influences or affiliations whatsoever … 7 p.m. Tuesday, May 29, at Will’s Pub, $7

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BY B AO L E - H U U GUIDED BY VOICES | PHOTO BY JEN CRAY

This week, one of the wildest, most storied Orlando live traditions gets revisited, an area breakout makes a surprise return and a new young local emerges.

GUIDED BY VOICES, THE SOCIAL, MAY 16

Though they’ve calmed down quite a bit, Guided by Voices’ Orlando shows are the stuff of legend. Around the turn of the millennium, their in-town appearances incited the kind of wildness that bests even the most extreme shows. Oh, the things I saw. Shit, the things I did. The only reason the memories haven’t been washed away by the river of alcohol I drank at those shows is because of the sheer luridness of those beer-sprayed nights. And even with that level of consumption, I ended up wearing as much as I drank. Consequently, frontman Robert Pollard had to upgrade his stage wardrobe in the early 2000s to a rain poncho and goggles. The whole shitshow was like those paintings of the infamous Roman bacchanals, except in full motion and set to a rock soundtrack. And the most subversive part? It was all for a melodic indie rock band. That monkey-house scene, however, is no more. No question, GBV fans here are still more spirited than indie rock crowds half their age, but stuff like that can’t last forever. The band’s famous beer tub is gone, replaced now by a slightly more sensible beach cooler. But the sound and the heart, thankfully, beat on. What I saw onstage this time was a refreshed Guided by Voices lineup that can kick it out with vim, commitment

How many bands bash it out with for over two hours and then drop in an encore for another breathless halfhour? How many of those are powered by a sexagenarian? Exactly.

and endurance. How many bands bash it out with barely a pause for over two hours straight and then drop in with an encore for another breathless half-hour? Now, how many of those are powered by a sexagenarian? Exactly. Pollard couldn’t help but reminisce a little about those old Orlando shows, though. But like he said about all that beer, “I like it better in you than on me.” Even though those fabled shows are past, this is anything but a band ready for pasture. They’re still indie rock’s goodtime band and still 100 percent rock & roll. They’re both survivors and saviors. And they are still without peer. GBV forever.

AMERICAN PLEASURE CLUB AND JULEE BRUISE, MAY 17, SOUNDBAR

Baltimore’s American Pleasure Club (formerly known as Teen Suicide) are a magpie of a band that pluck from a spectrum of styles, from lo-fi to punk to electronic to whatever. All of it’s used to

invoke a dizzying storm around the eternally downcast singing of Sam Ray. But, while their motley palette can feel exploratory on record, their live sound is unified and in the pocket. When they hit their noisy peaks, the band show the fullness and force with which they can flex their emotion. Even though Ray likes to keep it on a bummer frequency, he surrounds himself with a range of sounds and ideas that’s surprisingly wide and vivid. An interesting postscript: One especially notable member of the band is Kitty, the breakout Daytona rap artist who’s distinguished herself as both an internet phenom and a writer. I knew nothing of her association with the band walking in so I had to look that shit up. In case you’re as clueless as I was, she and Sam Ray are married and she joined the band this year on electronics and backup vocals. So that was a nice local surprise. Opening was Julee Bruise, the solo vehicle of Julia Joyce from local twee-pop band TV Dinner. Her own confessional pop strikes a slightly different tone than TV Dinner, working a distinctly raw personal edge. This guise shows that Joyce is marching directly in the footsteps laid down by some of the great indie women of the last quarter-century. Her singing is unflinchingly vulnerable, but Joyce traces the contours of emotion with such nakedness and pathos that she plies that vulnerability into power. And what this performance revealed is that Joyce is a voice that’s developing quickly in expression and aesthetic. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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Wednesday, May 23

Art Night Out: The Art of Drag with Sorcha Mercy ART

Drag, at its best, combines elements of performance art, visual art, body transformation and modification, dance, and sly subversion of and homage to pop culture, which can be every bit as breathtaking and challenging as a painting or a sculpture. And since Orlando’s drag scene is, objectively, in a boom period, why not pull this living, breathing art out of the club and into a museum? To that end, OMA and Sorcha Mercy from local troupe Ladyboys of the Peek-A-Boo Lounge pull back the curtain on the labor behind total glamor. The preparation and transformation for a drag performance requires intense creativity and discipline and practice, and Mercy will provide attendees with a glimpse of that as she transforms a model into a drag goddess right in front of you, all while giving tips and tricks. A rare chance to see a mistress at werk. – Matthew Moyer 6 p.m. | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | omart.org | $27-$30

Wednesday, May 23

Big Boi MUSIC

You know who Big Boi is – the seven-time Grammy Award-winning artist, the Atlanta MC and counterpart to the legendary Andre 3000 as half of the even more legendary hip-hop duo Outkast – and now you can catch him on his “Daddy Fat Saxxx” tour for his latest album, Boomiverse, as he stops through Orlando as part of the 14-city run. As Big Boi himself says, “If it’s all right; I wanna kick it with you all night, all night; Have a good time; Ain’t gotta worry ’cause it’s all right, all right.” – Xander Peters with KP the Great | 8 p.m. | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thebeacham.com | $25-$40

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This summer’s shows at the Cornell Fine Arts Museum are a bit of a mixed bag – but we mean that in the Brach’s Pick-a-Mix way (all your favorites!), not the store-brand assorted nuts way (one macadamia, three cashews and a bunch of stale pecans). The four exhibitions opening Thursday are Margaret Bourke-White’s Different World, The Myers Legacy: Dutch and Flemish Paintings From the Collection, Forging Modern American Identities: Recent Acquisitions and Trong Gia Nguyen: My Myopia. The Bourke-White photographs will probably see the most visitors, simply by dint of her relative fame as a World War II photojournalist, but overlooking Nguyen’s sculptures, small meditations on security, would be a mistake. (Lucky, then, that they’re in the same building.) The Myers Legacy and Forging Modern American Identities neatly bookend the history of the institution – John C. Myers’ heirs’ significant donation to CFAM means it owns the only Old Masters collection in Orlando, while Forging displays a few of the latest acquisitions bestowed by Ted and Barbara Alfond, whose gifts are turning CFAM into a powerhouse of 20th-century art. And once again this year, admission to the museum is free. – Jessica Bryce Young 10 a.m. | through Aug. 26 | Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2526 | cfam.rollins.edu | free

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Saturday, May 26

Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout EVENTS

Kicking off the summer by sampling dozens of professional and amateur takes on barbecue sounds great. But that’s only half the draw of Oviedo’s sixth annual Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout. Now located at Center Lake Park instead of the Oviedo Mall, the event offers a full day of live music, the Kid-Que kids barbecue competition (à la MasterChef Junior), and a huge Kids Zone area with inflatable slides and bounce houses. The event drew 15,000 people last year, making it one of the most popular barbecue events in the area. – Thaddeus McCollum 11 a.m.-9 p.m. | Center Lake Park, 299 Center Lake Lane, Oviedo | bbqblowout.org | free

Sunday, May 27

Orlando Carnival Downtown EVENTS

The Orlando Carnival Downtown festival has been infusing the joys of Caribbean culture and music into Orlando for more than three decades, and this weekend will be no exception. The 31st annual festival brings pageantry, parties, art vendors and foods from Trinidad & Tobago, Jamaica, Guyana, Barbados and other Caribbean nations. Dancehall reggae artists Tony Matterhorn, Serani and Menace join soca stars Raymond Ramnarine and Machel Montano for an afternoon of nonstop rhythmic rapture. – Monivette Cordeiro noon | Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place | 407-427-1800 | orlandocarnivaldowntown.com | $20-$30

Sunday, May 27

An Horse MUSIC

By the beginning of this decade, it looked like Australian indie rock duo An Horse were on the cusp of a real breakout. They were rising on a pair of critically acclaimed albums on esteemed NYC indie label Mom + Pop, a big endorsement from Tegan and Sara and even an appearance on Letterman. And then … radio silence. A five-year hiatus ensued where frontwoman Kate Cooper tended to her dying father while drummer Damon Cox played with Tancred and Kevin Devine. But, at last, they’re back. And from the triumphant burst of just-released new single “Get Out Somehow” – their first new music since 2011 – An Horse are reigniting the original embers of their noisy rock sweetness with a new sense of drive. They just kicked off a big tour with the Front Bottoms, but Orlando is lucky to have them for a full headlining show. Come urge on a deserving comeback story. And show up early to catch Boston Marriage, a bright new local indie band that we think are ones to watch. – Bao Le-Huu with Boston Marriage | 6:30 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $14-$16

Sunday, May 27

Criaturas MUSIC

This absolutely packed – and Latinx-heavy – hardcore bill on the Sabbath this week is helmed by Austin, Texas’ furiously kinetic Criaturas. And they’re more than reason enough to make it a late night. The group – boasting members from Vaaska, Impalers and Kurrakä – is just so vibrantly in-the-moment with their music and message: sociopolitically astute Spanish-language lyrics delivered with over-the-edge ferocity married to a grinding, chaotic sound that combines d-beat disorder with thrashy focus and precision. Fast. Furious. Immediate. – MM with Antifaces, BiteMarks, Problem Pack, Sudakas | 8 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | $8

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WEDNESDAY, MAY 23-TUESDAY, MAY 29 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM

MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MAY 23 Big Boi, KP the Great 8 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$40; 407-648-8363. Carbon Leaf 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jeff Rupert Quartet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Johnny Debt 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

THURSDAY, MAY 24 AWOLNATION, Irontom, Missio 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50-$151.25; 407-934-2583. Bing Futch, Lauren Heintz 2 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $15 suggested donation; 407-679-6426.

AWOLNATION Thursday at House of Blues

Black Tongue, Traitors 6:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15-$17. Gal Holiday & the Honky Tonk Revue, Maple Sparrow, Prison Wine 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Metal Night With DJ VJ 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

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Hellfrost, Nibiru, the Pine Drape 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712. Miss Jacqueline Jones 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Thompson-Browne 8:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Young Tapes: Live Emo and Pop Punk Throwback Show 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

SATURDAY, MAY 26

Steve Luciano Trio 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10-$20 suggested donation; 407-636-9951.

Collective Underground: Mendoza, Santos, User 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

FRIDAY, MAY 25

Dan Jordan Quartet: Song for My Father 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Bare Beef Beach Bash Friday, 8 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free-$7; 407-373-0888.

David Crosby & Friends 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50-$599.50; 407-228-1220.

Cultura Profetica 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $42.25; 407-934-2583.

ILF Live: American Party Machine, Here to Stay, Debt Neglector, 408 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $10.

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Nacho 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $61.25; 407-934-2583. Sacred Owls, Dougie Flesh & the Slashers, Unity Rise, Sad2, Professor Anarchy 6 pm; Coffins Print Shop, 719 23rd St.; contact for price. Sandra Hess 8:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Thee Wilt Chamberlain, Wet Nurse, Radicalized Youth 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Three Link Society 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

SUNDAY, MAY 27 Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Criaturas, Bitemarks, Antifaces, Problem Pack, Sudakas 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104. Dance, Robots! Dance! 9 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-839-0457.


LTJ Bukem Oasis After Dark After spending all Saturday at MegaCon, head over to 3Nine at the Rosen Plaza Hotel across the street for one of the biggest afterparties. Moshi Moshi Productions pull out all the stops at their annual events, and this Ready Player One-themed event is no exception. Expect VR gaming stations, body painting, go-go dancers, live stage games and more in between unhealthy amounts of drinking and dancing. Don’t worry; it’s only a game. 9 p.m. Saturday; 3Nine, Rosen Plaza Hotel, 9700 International Drive; $30-$40; moshimoshiproductions.com Southern Fried Sunday at Fringe The last Sunday of Fringe always finds festivalgoers reeling from nearly two weeks of running around Loch Haven Park seeing plays, eating cheese curds and drinking a little too much. But the now-traditional Southern Fried Sunday evening of roots and country acts is a much-needed rejuvenator. Kick back on the lawn with food, friends and family and enjoy performances from 10 bands, including favorites like Vonner, Hannah Harber and Hymn for Her alongside Daytona’s hotly tipped post-apocalyptic spaghetti western surf-rock collective, Last Electric Rodeo. We know what you’re thinking: Isn’t pairing “Daytona” and “post-apocalyptic” redundant? 3 p.m.-midnight Sunday; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; orlandofringe.org

Retro Summer Camp DJs Erik Dennison and Smilin’ Dan – the progenitors of the beloved (and long-gone) Sunday Night Vinyl club night and radio show – team up once again for this Memorial Day Weekend dance party at Will’s Pub. Expect classic alternative-before-it-was-called-alternative cuts from the likes of Depeche Mode, New Order and the Cure mixed with plenty of rarities and almost-forgotten hits. It’ll be just like when you used to go to Barbarella or Icon, but you won’t have to deal with downtown parking. Or being really, really young. 10 p.m. Sunday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; willspub.org LTJ Bukem Native may have closed down, but Torque, the long-running drum & bass night, has found fertile ground around the corner at Vintage Lounge. This Monday, they bring d&b legend LTJ Bukem across the pond for what is likely to be a packed show. Known for his pioneering work fusing jazz and ambient sounds into drum & bass, Bukem is about as close to a household name as the genre has produced. MC Trac provides live vocal accompaniment. 9 p.m. Monday; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; $20-$30; facebook.com/torquednb

Frank Turner & the Sleeping Souls June 10 at House of Blues Petit Biscuit, May 30 at the Beacham

American Aquarium, June 25 at Will’s Pub

Janelle Monáe, July 28 at House of Blues

The Dickies, June 1 at Will’s Pub

Daryl Hall & John Oates, June 26 at Amway Center

O.A.R., Aug. 4 at House of Blues

Flatbush Zombies, June 1 at the Plaza Live Joyner Lucas, June 2 at the Beacham Peter Hook & the Light, June 3 at the Plaza Live Lucero, Frank Turner, June 10 at House of Blues The Glitch Mob, June 10 at the Plaza Live Dua Lipa, June 13 at House of Blues Paul Van Dyk, June 23 at Gilt Nightclub Maxi Priest, June 23 at House of Blues

Boy George & Culture Club, July 3 at House of Blues Erasure, July 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center Sam Smith, July 11 at Amway Center Deafheaven, July 17 at the Social Echo & the Bunnymen, Violent Femmes, July 20 at House of Blues

Bomba Estéreo, Aug. 10 at the Plaza Live Shakira, Aug. 14 at Amway Center Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 16 at House of Blues Steel Panther, Aug. 17 at the Plaza Live Paul Simon, Sept. 11 at Amway Center

Glass Animals, July 26 at House of Blues

Stryper, Sept. 13 at House of Blues

Sales, July 26 at the Social

Kathy Griffin, Sept. 13 at Bob Carr Theater

Rod Stewart, July 26 at Amway Center

Fall Out Boy, Sept. 16 at Amway Center

5 Seconds of Summer, Sept. 18 at House of Blues Social Distortion, Sept. 20 at House of Blues The Decemberists, Sept. 23 at House of Blues Owl City, Sept. 26 at the Plaza Live Andrew W.K., Sept. 28 at the Beacham David Byrne, Sept. 28 at the Dr. Phillips Center Father John Misty, Sept. 29 at Hard Rock Live Death Cab for Cutie, Oct. 23 at Hard Rock Live Hamilton, Jan. 22Feb. 10, 2019, at the Dr. Phillips Center

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THURSDAY-SUNDAY, MAY 24-27

MegaCon E V E N TS

For the loyal geeks of Central Florida, Memorial Day weekend is MegaCon weekend. It has pretty much everything you could possibly want in a convention: A ton of celebrities show up to talk about their work. Comic book writers and artists sign pretty much anything you hand them. Creative cosplayers show off amazing get-ups and don’t even charge you to take a picture with them as long as you’re polite and ask first. But the real meat and potatoes of the con is the massive vendor floor, where you can find practically anything, from vintage comics and toys to handcrafted leather armor to videogame-themed bongs. Yes, it can be a pricey proposition, but showing off your lightsaber-shaped immersion blender is worth it. Trust us. – Thaddeus McCollum

4-9 p.m. Thursday, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Friday-Saturday, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Sunday | Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive | megaconorlando.com | $20-$110

GWADCIP$ 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Sunday Vibes: Sleazy McQueen, Prophecy, Villo, Tommy Mot 4-10 pm; Blackstar, 42 W. Concord St.; $5; 407-872-0066.

An Horse, Boston Marriage 6:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $14-$16.

MONDAY, MAY 28

Ledisi, Melanie Fiona, Tweet 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $37.50; 407-934-2583.

Career, Witchbender, Debt Neglector, SugarPlum 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $8.

Michelle Mailhot 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Letters to Part, Hand Out, Like Father, Taylor James 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

Orlando Carnival Downtown: Machel Montano, Raymond Ramnarine, Menace 12-10 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $30; 407-423-2476. Retro Summer Camp 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

LTJ Bukem, MC Trac 9 pm; Vintage Lounge, 114 S. Orange Ave.; $20-$30; (877) 386-7346. Orlando Concert Band: A Memorial Day Remembrance 9:30 am; Woodlawn Memorial Park, 400 Woodlawn Cemetery Road, Gotha; free; 407-293-1361. SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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The Orlando Fringe The 27th annual Orlando Fringe features hundreds of theater, music, comedy and dance performances by artists from around the world at venues throughout Ivanhoe Village, centered on the lawn at Loch Haven Park. Through Monday; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free-$15; 407246-2283; orlandofringe.org.

Chris Cortez 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10-$20 suggested donation; 407-636-9951.

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Musical based on the Victor Hugo novel about a physically deformed man and his unrequited love for a gypsy. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$34; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Polter-Heist An interactive murder mystery comedy suited for the whole family. Friday 8 pm, Saturday 6 pm and Sunday 2 pm; Winter Garden Masonic Lodge, 230 W. Bay St., Winter Garden; $14-$30; 407-864-5029.

Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Marc With a C, House of I 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Trina 9 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $12-$25; 407-425-7571.

COMEDY Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Happier Hour Comedy Show Stand-up comedy showcase with a spotlight set. Fridays, 9 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; free; 407-986-1012. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. Open Mic Comedy Open mic comedy in the piano bar. Wednesdays, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595. Shit Soup Weekly stand-up showcase. Wednesdays, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

ART OPENINGS/EVEN

Art Night Out: The Art of Drag with Sorcha Mercy A demonstration of the work that goes into creating a drag performance. Wednesday, 6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Artist’s Talk: Trong Gia Nguyen Artist Trong Gia Nguyen talks about the work in his exhibition at CFAM. Tuesday, 6 pm; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Claire Pentecost Master Artist Outreach The artist and writer gives an illustrated talk, followed by a Q&A. Thursday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; atlanticcenterforthearts.org. Forging Modern American Identities Collection of modern American abstract art. Opens Thursday, 11 am, through Dec. 12; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Homegrown Closing Reception Closing reception for a group show featuring art from the staff of Alchemy salon. Saturday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie. 100

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Margaret Bourke-White’s Different World This exhibition examines the work that trailblazing photographer Margaret BourkeWhite produced abroad. Opens Thursday, 11 am, through Aug. 26; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. The Myers Legacy: Dutch and Flemish Paintings From the Collection Works by Dutch and Flemish Renaissance and Baroque artists from the collection of John C. Myers Sr. Opens Thursday, 11 am, through Aug. 26; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

the early 19th century to the mid-20th century. Through July 8; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

from a group of artists. Through June 17; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

Invasive Species Group show from 10 artists, consisting mostly of installations. Through June 23; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; avalongallery.org.

Neil Welliver: Painting With Passion Works by the American artist, known for his large landscape paintings. Ongoing; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Joan Miró Exhibition Exhibition of prints from famed Spanish surrealist Joan Miró. Through June 5; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Court, Winter Park; free; 888-682-9995; baterbys.com.

Nostalgia Photographs from the likes of Douglas Kirkland, James H. Black and Isabelle Chapuis. Through July 14; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com.

My Orlando: An Artist Perspective Sketches, paintings and photographs of the City Beautiful

Odd Is Art Display of works featured in the new book from Ripley’s Believe It or

THEWEEK Not. Through June 17; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Ruptures and Remnants: Selections from the Permanent Collection The objects in the museum’s permanent collection date from antiquity to the present day. The works in this installation periodically change and on occasion feature long-term loans in conversation with works from the permanent collection. Through Dec. 31, 2020; Cornell Fine Arts Museum,

Storytellers XVII: West of the East Coast Tracks Photographs by teenagers in New Smyrna Beach, documenting the African American community. Opens Friday, 7-9 pm; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-539-2680. Trong Gia Nguyen: My Myopia Nguyen’s series of windows replicate the familiar iron security window grates that are commonly found in older colonial homes in Vietnam. Opens Thursday, 11 am, through Aug. 26; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. CONTINUING THIS WEEK

Bedroom: The Art of Sean Hunter First solo exhibition from the local visual artist. Through June 10; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art Commemorative exhibition celebrating 75 years of the Morse Museum. Ongoing; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Chelsea Smith: Magical Realism Stories of the Irish epic Táin Bó Cúailnge and the Scottish, Welsh and Nordic animal symbology of ancient civilizations and folklores. Through June 29, 10 am-6 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. “The Domes of the Yosemite” Exhibition of the largest existing painting by American landscape painter Albert Bierstadt, on loan from the St. Johnsbury Athenaeum in Vermont. Through July 8; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Enchanted Florida: Picturing Contemporary Landscape Paintings, photographs, and video art by Florida artists. Through Aug. 26; Art & History Museums – Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $6; 407-539-2181. Enduring Beauty: Seminole Art & Culture Works of art, adornment and domestic crafts dating from SUMMER GUIDE • orlandoweekly.com

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Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Space Oddities: Bowie Sottsass Memphis The most comprehensive exhibition of work by the Italian design group Memphis ever shown in a museum, including several pieces from David Bowie’s personal collection. Ongoing; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org. When the Water Rises Recent paintings by local artist Julie Heffernan. Through June 10; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.org.

EVENTS Caribbean Carnaval Experience the vibrant colors, rich sounds and delightful tastes of the Bahamas, Cuba, Jamaica, Barbados and Trinidad at this lively celebration. Friday, 6 pm; Loews Sapphire Falls Resort, 6601 Adventure Way; $71-$81. Central Florida’s BBQ Blowout Check out professional barbecue teams, delicious food, a Kid-Que cooking competition, live music, water slides and many local vendors. Saturday, 11 am-9 pm; Center Lake Park, 299 Center Lake Lane, Oviedo; free; 407-278-4871; bbqblowout.org.

Diva Royale Drag show dinner theater featuring several celebrity impersonators. Friday, 7:30 pm; Ishta Nightclub, 57 W. Pine St.; $25-$75; dragqueenshow.com. Drunk Spelling Bee Beer and sake-fueled spelling competition. For adults. Friday, 9:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 to compete; 407-423-3060. MegaCon Pop culture convention with vendors, cosplayers, celebrity guests, photo ops, panels and more. Thursday, 4-9 pm, Friday, 10 am-7 pm, Saturday, 10 am-7 pm and Sunday 10 am-5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $20-$640; 407-685-9800; megaconorlando.com. Megacrawl A cosplay-themed bar crawl through more than 10 downtown bars. FridaySaturday, 7 pm; Shots, 69 E. Pine St.; $15-$20; 407-374-2499; orlandobarcrawls.co. Oasis After Dark Official MegaCon afterparty. Saturday, 9 pm; Club 39, Rosen Plaza Hotel; $30-$40; 407-9969700; moshimoshiproductions.com. Orlando Carnival A family-friendly festival filled with pageantry celebrating the culture of the Caribbean. Sunday, noon-10 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $10; 407421-8118; orlandocarnivaldowntown.com.

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Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.

Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Swamburger Day Celebration of the Swamburger sandwich returning to the menu, with a listening party for some of Swam’s upcoming solo records. Thursday, 7 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.

Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

Tiki Party Wear a Hawaiian shirt for free admission, and enjoy tropical drinks and hot dogs. Sunday, 7 pm; Howl at the Moon Saloon, 8815 International Drive; free-$10; 407-354-5999; howlatthemoon.com.

SPORTS

LEARNING Drink and Think: Philosophy and Discussion Monthly open philosophical discussion. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; MetroWest Country Club, 2100 S. Hiawassee Road; free; 561-704-9302.

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Critical Mass Community bike ride from Loch Haven Park to downtown. Friday, 5:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283.

Adventures in Eroticism: Workplace Book signing and erotic readings from author Immani Love. Wednesday, 8 pm; Fairvilla Adult Mega Store, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-6005; fairvilla.com.

Orlando City SC vs. Chicago Fire MLS soccer. Saturday, 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $27-$65; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. n

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I like watersports, and I heard about a guy in a rural area who holds piss parties in his backyard. I found a mailing list for those interested in piss play, and it wasn’t long before he posted about one of these parties. People on the list talk a big game, but no one else has stepped up to host something, including me. (I would, but four neighbors look into my backyard.) The host has very simple rules for who can attend: You have to identify as a guy and wear masculine attire. I get to the party, and there were about four guys and the host. I had a good time. The host had plenty of drinks out, towels, chairs, canopies, and candles to ward off the mosquitos. I’ve been back a couple times. Everyone is friendly enough and there’s the right amount of perversion. So what’s the problem? The host. He’s loud and annoying. He insists on putting classical music on (it doesn’t set the mood very well). He tells the same lame jokes every time he’s pissing on someone. He will complain that people say they’re coming and don’t show. If you are having a moment with someone, he will invariably horn in on the action. Without being rude, I’ve tried to make it clear that we are not looking for company, but he doesn’t take the hint. It’s his party, and props to him for hosting it – but it takes the fun out of it when the host doesn’t know when to back off. I’ve gotten to the point where it’s not worth the effort to go. Do I just get over it, or say something privately? Person Exasperates Enthusiast The advice I gave a different reader about dealing with a guest horning in on the action at an orgy applies in your case: “Even kind and decent people can be terrible about taking hints – especially when doing so means getting cut out of a drunken fuckfest. So don’t hint, tell. There’s no rule of etiquette that can paper over the discomfort and awkwardness of that moment, so you’ll just have to power through it.” Swap out “drunken fuckfest” for “drenchin’ piss scene,” and the advice works – up to a point, PEE, because the person in your case who needs telling, not hinting, isn’t one of the guests, he’s the host. And he sounds like a gracious host. (I mean, drinks, towels and candles at a piss party? Swank.) But your host’s behavior sounds genuinely annoying. Hosting a sex party doesn’t give someone the right to insert himself into someone else’s scene, and stupid jokes have the power to kill the mood and murder the boners. So what do you do? Well, you could send your host an e-mail or give him a call. Thank him for the invite, let him know you appreciate the effort he goes to, and then tell him why some people say they’re coming and don’t show: You’re too loud, your music is awful, you have a bad habit of horning in

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on the action, you need to learn some new jokes to tell when you’re pissing on someone (or, better yet, not tell any jokes at all). But I don’t think ticking off a list of his shortcomings is going to get you anywhere other than crossed off the invite list to future parties. So why not make your own piss party? You don’t need a big backyard – I mean, presumably your place has a tub. Supplement your tub with a couple of kiddie pools on top of some plastic tarp laid down on the living room or basement floor. Ask your guests to keep it in the tub or pool, or on the tarp. You get to choose the guys, you get to select the music, and, as host, you can lay down the law about making jokes and horning in on the action: Both are forbidden, and joketelling horner-inners will be asked to pull up their pants and leave. One last thought: If you have it in you to invest some time in getting to know this guy – if you treat him like a human being – you might be able to draw him out on something that clearly frustrates him: guys who say they’re coming to the party but don’t show. If he seems genuinely baffled, PEE, that’s your opening to ask if he’d like some constructive feedback. If he says yes, you can very gently run through your list of ways to improve his parties: no jokes, better music, and a “no horning in” rule for all (not just for him). I’m a cis woman and recently came out as a lesbian after identifying as bisexual for three years. After having sexual encounters with men and women, I finally admitted to myself that I am gay. Now that I’m finally out, I don’t want to do anything that would make me feel like denying it again. My question is, am I a bad lesbian if I sleep with a guy? I’m currently working 50 hours a week and going to school. I don’t have time for a relationship, and finding casual hookups with women is difficult. A male friend I know and trust recently propositioned me. At first I said no, but now I’m rethinking it. Sex with men doesn’t compare at all to sex with women for me. On a scale of 1 to 10, it’s definitely in the below 5 range. But my mind says, “It’s still sex!” and I would enjoy it to a point. But I worry that doing this would call my sexuality into question. I feel like I’d definitely have to hide this from my friends. And if I feel guilty enough to hide it, maybe I shouldn’t do it? Finally identifying as a lesbian was like breathing out for me. I feel way more like myself and am way happier now. But I worry that even being willing to consider this makes me seem bi. I guess I’m looking for permission and absolution. Would this make me a “bad” lesbian?

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Or would it mean I should identify as bi? Girl Asking You I’ve often been accused of having a prodick-sitting bias, GAY, so I decided to recuse myself and pass your question on to a couple of lesbians. “She is way too concerned with labels,” said Lesbian No. 1. “I used to slip on a dick once every few years – before I quit drinking tequila – and that didn’t make me any less of a raging, homo-romantic dyke. And if her friends give that much of a fuck about who she bones, she needs friends with more interesting hobbies.” “I don’t think there is anything wrong with her or any lesbian wanting to sleep with a guy,” said Lesbian No. 2. “I wouldn’t sleep with a guy, but I do agree that women trying to casually hook up with other women is much more difficult than men with men or even men with women. Women instantly want to be your long-term partner after one hookup – the U-Haul jokes are fucking real. But if identifying as something is important to her, I think identifying as queer might be a better option for now rather than struggling to figure out if she is only bi or only lesbian and only those forever.” On the Lovecast, porn by women, for women? Yes, please: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

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In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida Self­Service Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public

sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: A-AAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 MAY 31ST 2018 @ 9:30am Jaime Santiago-Motorized Wheel Chair, Bar Stools and Bicycles, Tiffany M. Rodriguez-Bags, Totes and Backpack, Abede Lynch-Toys, Bags and Bins, Tracey Hicks-Clothes, Boxes, Dollhouse and Toys, Deborah S. Graziaplena-Washer Dryer Set, TV, Refrigerator, Stove and Toys, Dwayne Parham-Epson Printer, Bedframe, Toys, Bags and Boxes, Luis Roman-Grill, Set of Tires, Coffee Table, Lamps, Ronald Beard-Tools, Car Jack, Bins, Totes and Bags, Christina StaleyBoxes, Clothes and Coins, Ruben Alers-Christmas, Toys, Boxes and Computer, Brian L. Locke-Mirror, Couch, Chair and Boxes, Erica Long- Speakers, Entertainment Center, Totes and Boxes A-AAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839- MAY 31ST, 2018 @11:30am Glorivette MartinezLuggage, Bags and Tubs,Gamaliel Otero-Tool Chests, Tool Cart, Multiple Tool Boxes and Tools. In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at Morningstar Storage, 1600 Sunlife Path, Orlando, FL 32809 on May 10 th , 2018 at 1:30 PM. Unit 2321, Ashley Bolling – Household items, boxes. Unit 1034 Roxanne Brown, Furniture - household items, boxes. Unit 2059, Sherri Knight – Clothes, boxes. Unit A127, Wilson Pineda – Wood, equipment, household items, boxes. Unit B120, Wilson Pineda – Tools, wood, equipment, boxes. Unit 3126, Wilson Pineda – Refrigerator, desk, household items, boxes. Unit C157, Matt Akuk – Toys, Giant Legos, displays (store). Unit C149, Matt Akuk – boxes of unopened toys, puzzles, legos. Unit 2213, Matthew Buckley – Furniture, household items, boxes. Unit 3216 Yarelis Colina Sifontes – Household items. Unit 2135, Jeffery Hamby – Household items. Unit 2210, Billy Letcher – Household items, boxes. Unit 2330, Daisy Ramos – Furniture, boxes, misc. Unit 2428, Suella Smith – Furniture, household items, boxes. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION File No. 2018-CP-001228-O IN RE: ESTATE OF EUGENE MCCORMICK, Deceased NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate

of Eugene McCormick, deceased, filed under Case Number 2018-CP-001228-O, and is pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit in and for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Ave., Orlando, FL 32801. The name and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court ON OR BEFORE THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of decedent’s death is January 8, 2018. The first date of publication is 5/23/18. Personal Representative: Tacares McCormick, 5260 Macadamia Ct., Orlando, FL 32818, KISS LEGAL SOLUTIONS, P.A., Attorneys for Personal Representative, 320 N. Magnolia Ave., Suite A-7, Orlando, Florida 32801. Mail to: P.O. Box 547367, Orlando, Florida 32854, Telephone: 407-802-4448, Email: Kimberly@kisslegalsolutions. com, By: Kimberly Worling Kiss, Esquire, Florida Bay No.: 109790. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE 9TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA SEACOAST NATIONAL BANK, Plaintiff, v. SPIRIT OF LIFE RECOVERY CENTERS, INC.; SPIRIT OF LIFE MINISTRIES ORLANDO, INC.; UNKNOWN TENANT #1; and UNKNOWN TENANT #2, Defendants. CASE NO.: 2018-CA- 000671-O NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that on the 21st day of June, 2018, at 11:00 a.m., at public sale online at www.myorangeclerk. realforeclose.com, the undersigned Clerk will offer for sale the real estate described as follows: Lot 8 in the North 1/2 of Lot 7, Block Two, Second replat of Ola Beach on Lake Ola, according to the plat thereof, as recorded in Plat Book S, at Page 63, of the Public Records of Orange County,

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Florida. The real property or its address is commonly known as 6750 Oneida Drive, Mt. Dora, Florida 32757. together with all structures, improvements, fixtures, and appurtenances on said land or used in conjunction therewith. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens, must file a claim within sixty (60) days after the sale. The aforesaid sale will be made pursuant to a Final Judgment entered in this cause on May 8, 2018. DATED this 8 th day of May, 2018. HOUSTON E. SHORT, ESQ., FOR THE COURT, /s/Houston E. Short, Attorneys for Plaintiff, Houston E. Short, Florida Bar No.: 717592, GUNSTER, YOAKLEY & STEWART, P.A., 200 S. Orange Ave., Suite 1400, Orlando, FL 32801, Email: hshort@gunster. com, (407) 648-5077, FAX: (407) 849-1233 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, PROBATE DIVISION CASE NO.: 2018-CP- 000006 IN RE: ESTATE OF SYLVIA SNELL HARDEN, Deceased. NOTICE OF ADMINISTRATION AND NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of SYLVIA SNELL HARDEN, deceased, CASE NO.: 2018CP- 000006, is pending in the Circuit Court for Seminole County,

three months after the date of the first publication of this Notice, must file their claims with this Court WITHIN THE LATER OF THREE MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR THIRTY DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the Decedent and persons having claims or demands against the Decedent’s estate must file their claims with this Court WITHIN THREE MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS, DEMANDS AND OBJECTIONS NOT SO FILED WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. Publication of this Notice has begun on the 16th day of May, 2018. Personal Representative:/s/ DANA HARDEN HANKINS, A/K/A DANA KAREN HANKINS, 8030 Dunstable Circle, Orlando, FL 32817. Attorney For Personal Representative: Dana H. Hankins, P.A., Attorney at law. By /s/ Dana H. Hankins, Esquire. Florida Bar No. 305006, 2510 E. Jackson Street, Orlando, Florida 32803, Telephone 407-896-9650, Facsimile 407-896-9648, DanaHankinsLaw@gmail.com.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2018-CA-332 HANLEX DEVELOPMENT, LLC, a Florida limited liability corporation, Plaintiff, v. SHEILA BURRELL FRYE, et al., Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION To: SHEILA BURRELL FRYE; YVETTE BURRELL; BETTY ROSE BURRELL HOWARD; MAEBELL FREEMAN; DASKIE SANDERS; DERRICK LEROY MCMILLON; JESSICA LORENE MCMILLON; ALWILDER MCRAE; IDA MCRAE; JAMES BROOKS; EULEE BROOKS; SALLY BROOKS MAYFIELD; SAMEKICO ANNETTE MAYFIELD; CALEB CHAMBERS; HERBERT HUDSON; ZACK HUDSON; JOHN V. HUDSON; if alive, and if dead, their unknown spouses, heirs, devisees, grantees, judgment creditors, and all other parties claiming by, through, under, or against Defendants; the unknown spouses, heirs, devisees, grantees, and judgment creditors of Defendants, deceased, and all other parties claiming by, through, under or against Defendants; and all unknown natural persons if alive, and if dead or not known to be dead or alive, their several and respective unknown spouses, heirs, devisees, grantees and judgment creditors or other parties claiming by, through, or under those unknown natural persons; and all claimants, persons or parties, natural or corporate, or whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants or parties or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described 51 E. Michael Gladden Boulevard Apopka, Florida 32703. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action to quiet title has been filed against you. You are required to file written defenses with the Clerk of Court and to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, on Scott R. Rost, Esq., Plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, on or before 30 days from the first publication of the notice, and file the original with the clerk of this court either before service on the Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint. Dated this 16th day of May, 2018. Tiffany Moore Russell, Clerk of Court By: /s/ Brian Williams, Deputy Clerk, Civil Division, 425 N Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, FL 32801.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP17-540 IN THE INTEREST OF: B.P. DOB: 07/23/2017, Minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Christina Marie Palumbo Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren). You are to appear on June 19, 2018 at 11:30 a.m. before the Honorable Judge Daniel P. Dawson, Judge of the Court, at Juvenile Justice Center at 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 on for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. Witness my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 24th day of April, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, DIVISION: 03/SHEA, PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP16-826 In the Interest of: T.J., DOB: 12/25/2016 a minor child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: KEISHA JACKSON (mother), address unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea, on Tuesday, June 5, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO

PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS PETITION. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of May, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer McCarthy, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0086793, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407-579- 9480 Telephone, Jennifer.mccarthy@myflfamilies. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUT COURT By: /s/ Jennifer Giles Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, DIVISION: 03/SHEA, PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP16-826 In the Interest of: T.J., DOB: 12/25/2016 a minor child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: TERRY GUICE (father), address unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea, on Tuesday, June 5, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS PETITION. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of May, 2018. This summons has been issued at

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the request of: Jennifer McCarthy, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0086793, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407-579- 9480 Telephone, Jennifer.mccarthy@myflfamilies. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUT COURT By: /s/ Jennifer Giles Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP15-163 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: J.C. DOB: 02/05/2007, M.C. DOB: 10/09/2009. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Michael Carr Sr., Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on June 8, 2018 at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 3rd day of May, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of:Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 109542, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. Brittany.nesmith@myflfamilies. com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA, CASE NO.: DP16-274, IN THE INTEREST OF Z. P. DOB: 05/05/2015, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: KASEY JONAS, Last-known address: 722 11th Avenue, Seaside, Oregon 97138 WHEREAS a Petition for Termina-

tion of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea, at 9:30 a.m., on the 9th day of July, 2018, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (THESE CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN). “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of May, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kelley Galvin, Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Ste. N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7643, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP16-821 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN:K. B. DOB: 12/08/2007, P. B. DOB: 01/08/2011, D. B. Jr. DOB: 08/12/2017. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To Daniel Butterworth, address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 2, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE

HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of May, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 88796. Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families, nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP13-366 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: T. M-P . DOB: 08/24/2002, SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To Ricardo Morales, address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 16, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of May, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 88796. Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families, nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP13-366 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: T. M-P . DOB: 08/24/2002, SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To Tamara Perez, address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You


are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 16, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of May, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 88796. Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families, nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP16-556 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD, J.D., 08/06/2006 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To Amanda Bedillion, address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 6, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 18th day of May, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 88796. Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families, nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com. CLERK

OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP16-556 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD, J.D.. DOB 08/06/2006. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To Kristopher Denson, address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on July 6, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 18th day of May, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 88796. Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families, nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Colo Solutions Group, LLC, of 100 W. Lucerne Ave., Suite 201, Orlando, FL 32801, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Colo Solutions It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Colo Solutions” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/16/18 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, CUT AHEAD, LLC, of 2717 Eagle Canyon Dr S, Kissimmee, FL 34746 in the county of Osceola, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following

fictitious name: At Ease Cleaning Service It is the intent of the undersigned to register “At Ease Cleaning Service” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/16/18 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Gator Blinds, LLC, of 430 Anchor Rd., Casselberry, FL 32707, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: 1. Orlando Blinds and Shutter 2. Gator Shutters Orlando 3. American Blinds and Shutters Orlando 4. Orlando Shutters Blinds and more Orlando It is the intent of the undersigned to register “1. Orlando Blinds and Shutter 2. Gator Shutters Orlando 3. American Blinds and Shutters Orlando 4. Orlando Shutters Blinds and more Orlando” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/1/18 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Lucky Group 2, LLC, of 1016 Lockwood Blvd., Unit 110, Oviedo, FL 32765, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Rock N Roll It It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Rock N Roll It” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 5/15/18 NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave- Clermont 6/13/18 3038 Sheila Cashwell 1092 Santiago Pardo 1136 Sheila Cashwell 1070 Tirrell Anthony 1193 Jacquetta Romain 2123 Martin Collins 1003 Danilla Henry 2104 Joey Nicholas Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive- Ocoee 6/13/18 1612 Victor Floyd 1405 Gianna Otero 1528 Demetra Allen 3378 Brandon Jordan 2552 Aaron Darling 3011 Jason Fitzgerald 1101 Ventira Williams 2375 Luis De La Cruz 3547

Georgia Patterson 3009 Brenda Smith Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W- Haines City 6/13/18 G0779 Kevin Ortiz G0715-03 Samuel De La Rosa H0901 Amanda Miller G0753 Cindi Presser G0727 Susie Sadler G0739 Lorianna Johnson G0737 Diana Tucker Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail- Orlando 6/13/18 3517 Arthur Lawson 1252 Noelia Colon 1203 Kenneth Johnson 3631 Catherine Bruce 1039 Soyna Lewis 1238 Stephan White 2305 Billie Brown 200 Louie Crossfield 1518 Michelle L Bowens 3307 Thomas Mohler 2505 Hernan Cortes Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr - Orlando 6/13/18 527 Michael Zurita 208 Marsha Levitt 368 John Eustace 661 Juan Arans 210 Pedro Caraballo 537 Elaine Catoe 687 Amanda Voyles 220 Neal Lawrence 612 Marlin Simmons 731 Kimberly Butler 505 Kimberly Butler 404 Carlos Cordona 843 Stevette Lasure. Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on June 7, 2018 and will continue until all locations are done. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B47 Tracy Lower $388.22, B52 Arial Bryant $295.16, D23 David Perkins $390.89, D05 Debra Chester $420.71, D50 Alfredo Rodriguez $605.38 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1024 Kenneth Frazier $534.20, 1157 Kelly Stephenson $260.20, 1248 Yanli Broughton $482.00, 1303 Charles Powers Weathington $558.50, 1016 Brian Blake $428.14 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; C103 Laura Vega $661.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 2424 Derrick Jones $288.11, 1601 Omar Serrano $272.21, 2417 James Poland $384.42, 1512 Anesha Manuel $400.39 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750 ; E031 Jerry Long $378.98, B077-78 Itza Jimenez $603.11, D016 Elizabeth Lopez $560.45, B022 Joe Bryant $560.45, A082 Melissa Boutwell $236.17, B08990 Yolanda Walker $419.61 U-Haul Moving and Storage

of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 5052 Katrina Boyd $313.48, 1601 Maite Alvarez $758.48, 2710 Christina Kratzer $296.06, 2227 John Corona $378.94, 1519 Haille Engle $534.20, 1312 Latay Gaines $295.94, 5024-26 James Petruso $779.82, 1415 Denise Mango $504.20. 2443 Silvia Deleon $398.94 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 2054 David Lebron $430.25, 4121 Edward Levine $272.21. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates at 10:00 a.m. at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. JUNE 03, 2018 1FMRU1769YLC38690 2000 FORD JUNE 07, 2018 1FMRU1562YLC25430 2000 FORD JUNE 10, 2018 WVWAK73C46P119781 2006 VOLKSWAGEN JUNE 11, 2018 3FA6P0HR4DR150455 2013 FORD NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE June 19, 2018 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2004 KIA SORENTO VIN # KNDJD733445227014 2003 NISSAN XTERRA VIN # 5N1ED28T43C632227 2004 KIA OPTIMA VIN# KNAGD128845323116 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: ABA USED AUTO PARTS, LLC gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 06/11/2018, 09:00 am at 366 N COUNTY ROAD 13 ORLANDO, FL 32833, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. ABA USED AUTO PARTS, LLC reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1FDKE37H4SHA33879 1995 FORD

Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. (407) 273-5880 1996 HOND JHMRA1874TC000290 2000 FORD 1FAFP5526YG144156 2009 SHNK L8YTCAPX69Y040869 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2007 CHRYSLER VIN# 3C3JY45X37T618800 2001 CHEVROLET VIN# 1GNCT18W71K203676 2005 DODGE VIN# 1D4HD38N85F596488 2002 KIA VIN# KNAFB121425145318 2001 BMW VIN# WBAFA53511LP22845 2000 FORD VIN# 1FMZU63E6YZC64848 2005 FORD VIN# 2FMZA52255BA24196 2002 DODGE VIN# 1B7GG42N52S621428 1971 MERCEDEZ VIN# 11401112002445 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on June 6th, 2018, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1979 Harley VIN# 2F4902949 1997 Jeep VIN# 1J4GZ58Y9VC511735 2006 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL11D96C244732 2002 Ford VIN# 1FAFP53U52A111759 1992 Isuzu VIN# 4S2CG58Z4N4327465 2001 Toyota VIN# 4T1BF28K21U962198 2007 Chevy VIN# 1G1AK15F877222832 2005 Honda VIN# 1HGCM66505A022848 2013 Chevy VIN# 1G1PC5SB2D7184848 2001 Jeep VIN# 1J4FF48S01L563064 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on June 6, 2018 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on June 7th, 2018 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1B3LC46B59N538067 2009 DODG 1A9EE2028GD853418 2016 AMPI 1XP7DB9XX5D846262 2005 PTRB To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 25, 2018, 238 N Cottage Hill Road, Orlando, FL 32805 All Auto Towing, INC. The following items are lost or abandoned property found in Orange County. Item, Mfr., Location Found Cell Phone/Samsung, W Colonial Dr Cell Phone/Samsung, N Pine Hills Rd Drone/Phantom, Daisley Ci I Phone, N Pine Hills Rd I Phone, Silver Hills Dr I Phone, Southwick St I Phone, W Colonial Dr I Phone, S Apopka Vineland Rd I Pod, Crown Hill Bv Jewelry, Crown Hill Bv Jewelry, Universal Bv Laptop/Dell, International Dr Tablet/Samsung, Crown Hill Bv Television/Sanyo, Skyview Dr US Currency, Orbana Dr US Currency, Apopka Vineland Rd Webcam/Sony, Crown Hill Bv Yard Tool/Echo, E Colonial Dr Property not claimed will be disposed of per Florida State Statutes Chapter 705. For more information call 407 317-7570 M-F 8am to 4:30pm. V I R G I N I A: IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR THE CITY OF COLONIAL HEIGHTS COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA, Plaintiff, v. THREE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED FIFTY-NINE AND 00/100 DOLLARS ($3,159.00) and WONG HUNG, Defendants. Case No. CL18-192 ORDER The object of the above captioned suit is to forfeit to the Commonwealth the described property or currency pursuant to Va. Code § 19.2-386.1 et. seq. It appearing by affidavit filed according to law that Wong Hung, whose last known whereabouts were in Orlando, Florida, is a non-Virginia resident individual; and, it also appearing that the Commonwealth without effect used diligence to ascertain the location of the remaining above-referenced Defendants in order to effect service of process, it is therefore ORDERED that the Defendants appear on or before June 7, 2018 at 9:30am in the Circuit Court of the City of Colonial Heights, 550 Boulevard, Colonial Heights, Virginia 23834, and do what is necessary to protect their interests.

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