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State health officials are asking an administrative law judge to permanently ban a Tallahassee physician from ordering medical marijuana for patients, suspend his medical license for five years and impose a $10,000 fine, after an investigation that included undercover agents posing as patients. The Department of Health’s proposed penalties against physician Joseph Dorn — who has practiced in Florida for more than three decades — date back to a 2019 complaint alleging that the physician violated state law by failing to conduct physical examinations of “Patient O.G.” and “Patient B.D.” The complaint also accused Dorn of employing a “trick or scheme” in the practice of medicine. Dorn’s lawyer, Ryan Andrews, maintains that the doctor didn’t do anything wrong. “Ironically, the only trick or scheme employed in this case was that of petitioner (the agency), by intentionally sending B.D. and O.G. to Dr. Dorn to trick him into ordering medical marijuana for B.D. and O.G. based on their presentation of unlawful falsehoods concerning their qualifying conditions (i.e., PTSD and anxiety),” Andrews wrote. @Andrea Smith Man, it’s almost like there is a whole bunch more pressing crime we could be investigating but instead we put two undercovers on medical marijuana.
required trigger point injections. Stop going after doctors who are here to help us and go after the true criminals. Our state is just becoming a laughingstock of this country! @Ben Ratliff How the hell do you justify spending tax dollars on this?! The chief who ordered this undercover op should be hit with those penalties. Ban him from police management for five years, fine him $10K, and don’t let him order any drug-related undercover ops for the rest of his career. @Adam Lenz Plot twist: O.G. actually has PTSD and would have benefited. @Jim Danger Hendel Losing the drug war? Try cheating! Or just quit and legalize them. @Alejandro Vasquez Wall Street, hedge funds will soon own the market. These clowns still operating like Nancy Reagan is going to invite them to Thanksgiving dinner for their efforts. @Joseph Jay White The real story is “The State Is Still Requiring Adults to Jump Through Medical Hoops To Use Something Relatively Harmless They Might Enjoy or Need” @Jon Spooner I’ll take entrapment for $500, Alex.
@Paul Singletary Can we stop with the fucking smoke and mirrors and just legalize pot for all in Florida? This is really stupid.
@Danni Gusler It says that he didn’t give a physical examination. Do people get physical exams for all these other pills they are given?
@Melissa Mel Nice to see that actual crimes like rape, abducting children, homicide, robbery, etc. took a backseat to this waste of time and resources. This is sheer entrapment on a physician who has been practicing for decades.
@Ant Iannucci @Danni Gusler: You can’t give a physical exam for PTSD or anxiety.
@Jennifer Moss I have a medical marijuana card and all that is required is medical records showing why you need it. My pain doctor only did a physical exam on me because I also
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@Tyson R. Geninatti I’m sure this is happening with people telling their doctors they have anxiety to get pills. Any undercover agents there?! @Cris Field @Tyson R. Geninatti: Doesn’t everyone have anxiety now?
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‘YOU’LL BE MET WITH FLAMING ARROWS’ DeSantis cheered by Orlando CPAC crowd as potential presidential campaign looms BY JIM TURNER, NSF
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ov. Ron DeSantis drew rock-star cheers Thursday as he declared Florida “the citadel of freedom” and played up his conservative credentials while opening the four-day Conservative Political Action Conference in Orlando. DeSantis tossed hats to the crowd at the Rosen Shingle Creek Hotel before diving into a speech heavy on opposition to the federal government and calling for conservatives to “make 2022 the year that America fought back” against “leftist” and “woke” policies of the Biden Administration backed by media and big tech companies. “We’re going to lead the charge here in Florida, but we need people all over the country to be willing to put on that full armor of God, to stand firm against the left schemes,” DeSantis said. “You’ll be met with flaming arrows, but the shield of faith will stop them,” he continued. “You will emerge victorious. And so, I can tell you this in Florida, we will be standing our ground, and will be holding that line. We are not going to back down. We’ve accomplished more in this state than anyone
thought possible. But I can tell you this, we have only begun to fight.” The appearance at CPAC came as DeSantis runs for re-election in November and as speculation builds about a possible bid for president in 2024. A straw poll held at CPAC showed 59 percent of the 2,500 attendees polled would vote for Trump for president in 2024, while 28 percent back DeSantis. But a University of North Florida poll released last week indicated DeSantis holds a narrow lead on former President Donald Trump among Florida Republicans. Trump, who has wielded a vise-like grip on the party and who addressed the CPAC crowds on Saturday, also is widely considered a potential 2024 candidate. The poll by the university’s Public Opinion Research Lab had DeSantis at 44 percent and Trump at 41 percent, with other voters backing someone else or refusing to respond. “With both of them calling Florida home, this is a pivotal state and an outlier compared to national polling on this race,” said
Michael Binder, the lab’s faculty director and a professor of political science. The poll of 685 registered voters, conducted by phone between Feb. 7 and Feb. 20, has a 3.74 percentage-point margin of error. DeSantis, who did not mention the former president in his 20-minute address Thursday night, has reportedly drawn some ire from Trump for not publicly pledging to step aside in 2024 if Trump decides to run. In January, Trump took what many saw as a thinly veiled shot at DeSantis in criticizing “gutless” politicians who refuse to publicly disclose whether they received COVID-19 booster shots. DeSantis has repeatedly declined to reveal his booster status. Before DeSantis’ appearance Thursday, the Democratic National Committee posted a video highlighting Trump’s “gutless” quip and issued an accompanying statement that said DeSantis’ approach to the pandemic “could prolong the pandemic, irresponsibly undermined vaccines and elevated anti-vaxxers, all just to score political points.” DeSantis used his address to tout Florida as the “freest” state, with heavy tourism and open businesses and schools. He criticized Democratic President Joe Biden and federal infectious-disease expert Anthony Fauci, along with media organizations, tech companies and other major institutions that he said “have become infected with this woke virus.” DeSantis said, “Florida has defeated Faucism,” and “Freedom has prevailed in the Sunshine State,” pointing to issues such as his push to return students to schools while other states were holding classes online during the COVID-19 pandemic. “When I got elected governor in 2018, there were almost 300,000 more registered Democrats in the state of Florida than Republicans. And Florida has never had more registered Republicans and Democrats in our history,” DeSantis said. “Today, standing here in February of 2022, there are 82,000 more Republicans registered in the state of Florida than Democrats. And it’s not just people coming from blue states. There are people that look to Florida as the citadel of freedom, who are chafing under authoritarian rule all across the world.” DeSantis drew cheers for 2021 Florida laws that enhance riot-related penalties, put new restrictions on voting by mail and ban transgender female athletes from participating on girls’ and women’s sports teams. He also received cheers when he pointed to efforts to prohibit the teaching of “critical race theory” and his $8 million budget request to reroute illegal immigrants “to Delaware,” Biden’s home state. DeSantis added, “We’ll do some in D.C. and Hollywood as well.” Visit orlandoweekly.com to see our photos from the CPAC conference. news@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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NEW NE WS SESSION WATCH 2022 What has your Legislature been up to this week? BY RYA N DA ILEY, DA R A KA M A N D J I M T U R N ER , N S F
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ith the end of the annual 60-day legislative session around the corner, tensions ran high again this week during lengthy floor debates as the House considered two of this year’s most controversial education measures. Last Thursday, the House passed a bill (HB 1557) that would prohibit instruction about sexual orientation and gender identity in early grades, with Republicans disputing a “don’t say gay” moniker critics gave the proposal. The bill would mandate that instruction about sexual orientation and gender identity “may not occur” in kindergarten through third grade. “It sends a terrible message to our youth that there is something so wrong, so inappropriate, so dangerous about this topic that we have to censor it from classroom instruction,” Rep. Carlos Guillermo Smith, an Orlando Democrat who is gay, told House members. But several Republicans argued that opponents have mischaracterized the measure. “The bill, plain as day, states that we cannot have instruction … meaning curriculum led by teachers, teaching children ages 5 through 9, about sexual orientation and gender identity. Think about that. Children that are learning how to color inside the lines, that are learning sight words,” Rep. Kaylee Tuck, R-Lake Placid, said. Six Republicans, however, voted with Democrats against the bill. Other parts of the measure are geared toward preventing school districts from withholding from parents information related to students’ health. The House also on Thursday voted along straight party lines to approve a bill (HB 7) that would limit how race-related concepts are taught in schools and in workplace training sessions. Under the measure, school instruction or workplace training would constitute discrimination if it “compels” people to believe certain concepts. The measure targets training sessions, for example, that would lead people to believe that they bear “responsibility for” actions committed in the past by other members of the same race or sex. Similarly, the bill would label school instruction discriminatory if it would lead students to “feel guilt, anguish, or other forms of psychological distress” because of actions committed by other people of the same race or sex. “This bill makes it clear that in Florida, people will be judged as individuals by their words, by their character, and by their actions — not by their race, by their sex or by their national origin,” said bill sponsor Bryan Avila, a Miami Springs Republican. Debate about the bill, which was given the title “Individual Freedom,” centered in part on whether the measure could have a chilling effect on educators and employers’ ability to discuss real-world issues related to race. Rep. Kelly Skidmore, D-Boca Raton, criticized the proposal as seeking to “silence” teachers. “Anyone can read a history book, learning the facts. But the utility of teachers, professors, presenters, scholars, is to help facilitate the conversation, the analysis, of what we are doing. Silencing people is never right. And what you’re doing with this bill is silencing people’s ability to talk about deep and meaningful issues,” Skidmore said.
The bill doesn’t specifically mention critical race theory. But the measure came after Gov. Ron DeSantis announced a legislative proposal dubbed the “Stop Wrongs against Our Kids and Employees Act,” or Stop WOKE Act.
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The gov’s winning week continued with the Legislature signaling he could get his wish to revamp a North Florida district held by a Black Democrat. A state House panel moved forward last Friday with a plan that could increase Republican seats in Congress. The House Redistricting Committee voted 15-9 to advance to the full House a pair of revised congressional maps that Democrats and other critics said fall short of requirements under a 2010 “Fair Districts” constitutional amendment. With two weeks left in the 60-day legislative session, lawmakers are trying to finalize a congressional map as part of the once-adecade redistricting process. “We are faced with a unique situation,” acknowledged committee Chairman Rep. Tom Leek, R-Ormond Beach. “This is the House’s attempt at continuing to protect the minority groups’ ability to elect a candidate of their choice, addressing (district) compactness concerns, and working to make sure we bring this process in for landing during the regular session.” DeSantis threatened to veto a congressional map that would maintain Democratic Congressman Al Lawson’s district, which is designed to help elect a Black candidate and stretches more than 200 miles from Jacksonville to west of Tallahassee. A map needs to be in place before candidate qualifying begins in mid-June. One of the House proposals Friday was considered a “primary” map, with the other a backup. The primary map (H 8017), introduced late Thursday, would eliminate the sprawling shape of Lawson’s Congressional District 5 and make it compact within Duval County. DeSantis has pushed for a similar compact design of the district, calling the existing configuration unconstitutional. But the state Senate’s proposed congressional map, which was approved last month, would keep the sprawling design of District 5, which was approved by the state Supreme Court in 2015. Lawmakers also have said keeping the design would avoid diminishing the ability of minorities to elect a representative of their choice. Rep. Brad Drake, R-Eucheeanna, and Rep. Cord Byrd, R-Neptune Beach, joined most Democrats in opposing the new House proposal. Byrd agreed with DeSantis’ contention that the current configuration of Lawson’s district is unconstitutional. “It has been suggested that the governor has a novel legal theory,” Byrd said. “I don’t think it’s novel at all. I think it’s well-grounded in the United States Constitution, the 14th and 15th amendments, which let’s remember, the 14th and 15th amendments were specifically written to prevent states from using race in voting and in redistricting.” Under the House proposal, 35 percent of the voting-age population in the revamped district would be Black, which could grow to more than 60 percent in a Democratic primary. The map would face court tests if it is ultimately approved by the full House and survives negotiations with the Senate and DeSantis’ veto pen. If the map is found unconstitutional, the House plan includes a backup map (H 8015), which has lines for Lawson’s district that are similar to the current configuration — Jacksonville to the Jackson County line.
Even before the emergence of the new plan, Democrats and other supporters of the Fair Districts amendment had raised concerns about a House proposal that was backed by the Congressional Redistricting Subcommittee. They said that proposal did not fully reflect the growth of Hispanic and Black populations in Central Florida and South Florida. Leek opened last Friday’s meeting by acknowledging a risk of legal challenge “is real,” while dismissing a request by Geller for a “functional analysis” of all districts, rather than just minority-access districts. “The partisan analysis of these maps that are not protected districts will lead us down the road to disaster,” Leek said. “Stop injecting the partisan nature into this process. Let us do our work.” Florida is picking up an additional congressional seat this year because of its population increase over the past decade. The primary map approved Friday could result in the number of GOP-held seats increasing from 16 to 18, based on 2020 voting patterns. The Senate’s proposal could lead to 17 Republican seats. DeSantis proposed a map that would drop the number of districts that historically have elected Black candidates from four to two, with both of the remaining districts in South Florida. It also would bump up the potential number of Republican districts from 16 to 20.
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Faith-based and immigrant-advocacy groups are urging the DeSantis administration to scrap a proposed rule that would strip licenses of providers who offer shelter and other services to unaccompanied immigrant children. The proposal would do away with state licenses for organizations that house unaccompanied minors for the federal government while the children’s refugee and immigration status is being processed, unless the DeSantis and Biden administrations reach an agreement. The rule also would set up a process for providers to conduct welfare checks on children who have been released from shelters and reunified with family members or sponsors. DeSantis has repeatedly criticized the Biden administration on immigration issues during the past year and has taken steps such as sending Florida law-enforcement officers to Texas to aid with border issues. The Florida Department of Children and Families held an online hearing last week about “The federal government’s immigration enforcement policies have incentivized the trafficking of unaccompanied alien children, leading to unsafe situations for the UAC … Florida does not want to be complicit in those policies,” Danielle Thompson, a Department of Children and Families deputy general counsel, said. But critics of the proposed rule argued, in part, that the state failed to demonstrate that unaccompanied immigrant children should be treated differently than other dependent children. The rule is “arbitrary” and “impermissibly vague,” Jennifer Coberly, senior litigation attorney with the group Americans for Immigrant Justice, said. “The statute as it exists does not allow for groups of children to be singled out without any kind of qualitative analysis that distinguishes them,” she said. “This would appear to be a case of disparate treatment and a lack of equal protection.” DeSantis in January told the Biden administration that Florida “no longer wishes to be involved in the federal government’s UAC (unaccompanied alien children) resettlement program.” The governor, widely viewed as a top Republican contender for president in 2024, directed the Department of Children and Families to stop issuing or renewing licenses to providers that shelter the children.
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WHEN FASCISM COMES TO AMERICA, IT WILL BE WEARING A NAVY CAP Sen. Rick Scott laid out the GOP’s 2022 game plan … and it’s so insane that it should feature prominently in Democrats’ 2022 campaign ads. BY JEFFREY C. BILLMAN
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itch McConnell knows how to win the midterm: Oppose everything Joe Biden does, blame him for anything that goes wrong, but never lay out an agenda that turns the election into a choice rather than a referendum. Last week, however, Sen. Rick Scott — a billionaire Medicare scammer who scammed Floridians into narrowly electing him governor twice and senator once, and who is in charge of electing Republicans to the Senate — threw a wrench into the machine with his “11 Point Plan to Rescue America,” a manifesto that mixes Newt Gingrich’s kick-thepoor ’90s with Trumpian authoritarianism, white Christian nationalism, overt attacks on voting rights, economic and constitutional illiteracy, and a Mack truck full of gaslighting. The 11 points speak for themselves: • Turn schools into patriotism factories where kids are forced to say the Pledge of Allegiance (unconstitutional) and teachers can get fired for making white children uncomfortable (i.e., “critical race theory”). Then again, none of that will matter after they close the Department of Education and implement a voucher program that ghettoizes public schools and routes billions of tax dollars to unregulated religious institutions. • End diversity training “or any woke ideological indoctrination” in the military — “woke” is Scott’s new favorite word — cut off funding for universities that try to diversify their student bodies, and proclaim as a point of fact that the nation is colorblind (the last 400 years never happened). • Impose more draconian sentences for violent and nonviolent crime, and expand qualified immunity so that cops can even more easily abuse their authority with impunity. Blue lives matter, etc. • “We will secure our border, finish building the wall, and name it after President Donald Trump.” • Give the president a line-item veto (not only unconstitutional, but it would render Congress irrelevant), prohibit debt ceiling increases (calamitous), tax poor and retired people (everyone should have “skin in the game”) and whatever “Socialism will be treated as a foreign combatant” means. • Enact term limits for members of Congress and civil servants (unconstitutional and will empower lobbyists), move government agencies out of Washington and “into the real world” (expensive), and cut IRS funding in half (presumably so Scott’s pals can get away with tax fraud).
Sen. Rick Scott’s 11-point plan is so unhinged even fellow Repubs are backing away. PHOTO BY JOEY ROULETTE
• Ban same-day and automatic voter registration (because fraud, or whatever), unmanned collection boxes and public campaign financing (“No serious person would ever favor this,” says the billionaire), and don’t count absentee ballots that arrive after Election Day. But voter ID will be mandatory, of course. • Ban abortion, ban porn, give tax breaks to “nuclear families” and allow faith-based groups to discriminate against whomever they like. • God says trans people aren’t real, so doctors should be banned from treating trans children and trans men should be banned from women’s sports — which the party that just a few years ago ridiculed Title IX now finds sacred. (Strange, that.) Also, “no government forms will include questions about ‘gender identity’ or ‘sexual preference.’” • Ban Facebook and Twitter from banning users for hate speech or spreading misinformation (unconstitutional), “reject both the roots and the adherents of cancel culture in America,” and “stop investing federal retirement dollars with ‘woke’ fund managers and companies that put leftwing politics ahead of profits” (“woke” means clean energy, I presume). • Stop participating in peacekeeping missions, end imports from China (only $435 billion a year), “take climate change seriously but not hysterically” (i.e., do nothing) and “treat our enemies like enemies.” There it is: the Republican plan to “rescue” the country, which was humming along fine until Jan. 20, 2021. Most of it isn’t new, per se. What’s new is Scott’s attempt to marry the party’s anti-tax, pro-austerity wing with Trump’s populist, authoritarian wing. On the surface, that seems dubious. To the degree Trump had a policy outlook more sophisticated than “Build the Wall,” it was that he promised everything to everyone — cut taxes and increase spending
and cut the deficit — and pretended he never made those promises when they became inconvenient. Scott, however, wants to reframe the oligarchical (read: deeply unpopular) aspects of the GOP agenda as an extension of the culture wars: The “woke” left is sending your money to “undeserving” others; you don’t have to squint to see the racial subtext. From start to finish, this is an authoritarian document dressed up in the language of freedom. Like all variants of right-wing populism, it focuses the grievances of its target demo (a loss of cultural primacy) at scapegoats (the wokes). Consider how Scott begins his treatise: “The militant left now controls the entire federal government, the news media, academia, Hollywood, and most corporate boardrooms — but they want more. They are redefining America and silencing their opponents.” Put aside the obvious question — how much LSD does a man have to take to think of Joe Biden as the “militant left”? — and allow me to translate from Fox Newsese: Scott’s version of a white, Christian America that idealizes capitalists (for example, him) has lost favor in the cultural marketplace, and people who espouse racist, misogynistic or bigoted views now face consequences they didn’t before (which they call censorship). A multicultural society forces their children to learn more than the historical myths on which their purported superiority was constructed (which they call indoctrination). They are victims, forever and always. Scott is promising to avenge their victimhood by imposing their cultural norms on everyone else — in the name of freedom — and maintaining the socioeconomic caste system that has fostered the greatest level of inequality in a century. That is the Republican Party’s 2022 platform. It’s also a gift to Democrats — if they can figure out how to use it.
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lt-country patron saint Lucinda Williams graced Orlando with her singular presence last Thursday, despite recent health woes that included a stroke late last year. And yet she masterfully held the audience rapt with a romp through her unparalleled canon. “She was in great spirits and talked a lot in between songs,” says OW photog Jim Leatherman. “She’s a wonderful storyteller. She said she is working on writing her memoirs.” Check out Leatherman’s full gallery at orlandoweekly.com. PHOTO BY JIM LEATHERMAN
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Director Michael Grandage is a legend in both London and New York and his latest creation, the spectacular Broadway tour of ‘Disney’s Frozen,’ is currently chilling at Orlando’s Dr. Phillips Center Director Michael Grandage is a leg-
end in both London and New York, having been honored by the Tony, Olivier, and Drama Desk awards for helming serious, star-studded dramas like Red and Frost/Nixon, as well as acclaimed revivals of Grand Hotel and Guys and Dolls. So when he spoke to me last week from his home in England, I would have loved to interview him at length about his work with Jude Law on Henry V, or The Cripple of Inishmaan with Daniel Radcliffe. But our half-hour conversation concentrated on his latest creation, the spectacular Broadway tour of Disney’s Frozen that’s currently chilling at Orlando’s Dr. Phillips Center through Sunday, March 6.
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come from all ages or backgrounds [and] you’re trying to find the very best people. But you’re also trying to identify, particularly in the leading roles, people who may well become famous, because you’re getting them at a point in their career where that is still in development. I think that one of the joys of Frozen is its very young set of leads, and if you can get them at the right time, you can get before they break out. What was it like collaborating with composers Kristen and Robert Lopez and screenwriter Jennifer Lee on the screento-stage adaptation?
What I got when I arrived was three creators from the original film who were wide open to suggestions, which I suppose could have gone the other way. … It was a very highly collaborative process of really opening the film right up and creating all the new songs. … It was a phenomenally rewarding experience, but for me it was the reason that I wanted to do it, because I’d never had the What was your knowledge of Disney and joy of coming to a [musical] where everything Frozen prior to directing this show? I had followed since my childhood all of hasn’t already been predetermined. the Disney cartoons, as they were called then — they’ve morphed into “animated features” How did puppet designer Michael Curry now — and I’ve followed them all over many, help bring the characters of Olaf the many years. I like the medium of animation, Snowman and Sven the Reindeer to life and that’s been my way into Disney. But I saw on stage? Frozen when it came out, and then didn’t see it A very rewarding part of the process for again [until] I got a call to ask am I interested all of us was having this collaboration with in the stage version. [Curry] from developing basically something at the start that was just bits of things sewn together. And out of that, trying to work out Why do you think Disney approached how it goes in the next direction. There was you to direct Frozen? One of the things that [producer] Tom never any sense that we were presented with a Schumacher and the Disney Theatrical wing puppet; we were always working with him in of Disney do is they really love working with collaboration to get to where we need to get. theater makers. Julie Taymor on The Lion King … His work ethic is phenomenal, and he really started something for them where they engage is a researcher and developer in his studio. with probably the most serious theater makers He just keeps working on stuff and making on the planet. … Nobody was wanting Frozen it better, and what you’re seeing on tour has to be overly serious, but what they did want already developed highly since we opened on was a kind of serious application of the form. Broadway [so] things continue to be developed by Curry going from Broadway to the tour.
years, and they were just starting; then the pandemic came and the show closed, and has not gone back. So what’s interesting is that the tour has become the American production of Frozen.. … The American production is now represented by the tour rather than Broadway. Disney has made something positive out of that, I think, because there comes a wonderful sense of pride in thinking the only production you can see in America is one that is going to individual cities, sitting down and engaging with the whole nation, as opposed to the nation somehow believing they have to come to New York. I think at some level, that’s turned into a very positive message. The tour is actually a big beneficiary [of ] all the things we learned over an extended period to get right on Broadway. The one biggest change is that we created a whole new number for the tour that had never been seen on Broadway before. … The two leading ladies didn’t actually sing a song to each other; they didn’t sing together. So the composers went away and wrote a song called “I Can’t Lose You,” that was premiered in the touring version. What does Broadway’s Frozen offer for someone who has already experienced versions of the film in Disney’s theme parks or cruise ships?
There is a level of expectation for audiences that they want to see spectacle. What Disney takes out on tour, they wish to take something of the level of Broadway out on tour, [and] they certainly made sure that our budgets for producing the touring version allow us to do full-on spectacle. A number like “Let It Go” has to involve a transformation, and it obviously has to be done in a way that makes people fill up with wonder and excitement. And they’ve given us the tools to be able to do that. I don’t think anybody wants it to be exactly like the film; I think they want a different experience. And so that gives us, in a way, permission to do things differently. … That’s how we’ve approached it really, which is deliver How did you assemble your multicultural “the same but different,” if you like: Make sure cast in the shadow of the original film’s How did the pandemic impact Frozen on that they get the DNA of what they want, but famous voice stars? Broadway and the national tour? I didn’t think it was unlike putting together The pandemic brought Broadway to a sud- make sure that you’ve augmented it with somea production of [Shakespeare’s] As You Like den close, which was very sad. … We’d just thing that is unique to the live performance. It. You’re looking for a group of actors who done the change of cast after a couple of skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Eat. More. Chicken. And more upscale
Mexican. It’ll be hard not to this year, given the spate of fried chicken joints and dolledup cantinas proliferating across the city. Hey, I’m not complaining, not after 2021 denied the restaurant industry a return to normalcy. It was a period of reckoning — still is — but through all this upheaval and transition, there’s chicken. And upscale Mexican. We’ll also see some big names coming to town — Michelin-starred chef Akira Back, fivetime James Beard Award nominee Ford Fry, and Norman Van Aken, who’ll reopen Norman’s in Dr. Phillips. We’ll see tasting menu–only concepts go brick and mortar, specifically Camille from chef Tung Phan and The Foreigner from Bruno Fonseca. And a private members-only club will open its tasting menu restaurant to the public in an effort to lure in the Michelin inspectors. The star wars are upon us, so let the jockeying and lobbying begin! And let the good eating continue. This list of newly opened and soon-to-open restaurants should help.
Alfo’s Pizza Fritta
The folks behind Stasio’s Italian Deli will branch out into pizza fritta — the handheld, deep-fried, doughy treat of Neapolitan origin. Some delays with the City of Orlando have stalled development, but there’s hope it will open by the end of the year. (Opening TBD, 2300 E. Robinson St., no website)
Anejo Cocina Mexicana
The upscale cantina going into the old New Standard space in Winter Park’s Ravaudage complex will feature a bevy of traditional Mexican fare along with a sizable list of tequila 18
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and cocktail offerings. (Opening March, 1035 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, anejococinamexicana.com)
Ava MediterrAegean
There are gorgeous Mediterranean dishes to be had amid gorgeous people and a gorgeous space. Menu items are served taverna-style to encourage sharing. Dress nice, and be wary of tableside flambées. (Open, 290 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, avamediterraegean. com)
Bacán
The New World dishes served inside the high-tech Lake Nona Wave Hotel aren’t fashioned by robots, but robots have been known to patrol the lush dining room keeping an eye on guests indulging in the smokin’ offerings, that is, smoked cocktails, smoked scallops, smoked romesco and smoked feta (served with charred octopus). (Open, 6100 Wave Hotel Drive, lakenonawavehotel.com/ bacan)
The Bandbox
A 1920s, Art Deco-inspired, spirit-free speakeasy will certainly be a unique and, perhaps, much-needed addition to the Ivanhoe Village bar scene. Apart from the nonalcoholic craft cocktails, Bandbox will offer a variety of vintage and collectible goods for sale. (Opening April, 1817 N. Orange Ave., bandboxorlando.com)
Bitebound
A variety of “chef-inspired” bowls is what’s promised by this eatery run by a couple of working moms. Craving carnitas? Then the “Cravin’ Carnitas” bowl should do the trick. (Opening April, 1100 Orlando Ave., Winter Park, bitebound.com)
Bread & Wine
The old downtown Hubbly Bubbly space gets a noticeable upgrade with this breakfast, lunch, dinner and late-night
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spot serving gourmet delights. Pre-noon pick-me-ups include coconut pancakes and red velvet waffles, while shrimp tempura pasta and tuna tataki served atop zucchini carpaccio beckon later in the day. The place stays open until 2 a.m. Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. (Open, 131 N. Orange Ave., breadandwine.us)
Brooklyn Dumpling Shop
This 24-hour, “zero human interaction” Automat-style restaurant will bring a contactless ordering system and 32 varieties of hot pockets to our dumpling-obsessed city. Matzo ball soup dumplings, anyone? (Opening September/October, no location announced, brooklyndumplingshop.com)
Bumby Arcade Food Hall
At this 18-stall food hall incorporating the gorgeous space of the Orchid Garden on Church Street, vendors will be as worthy as the Victorian-esque architecture — though Susuru Yatai, the Japanese street food concept by Susuru’s Lewis Lin, will no longer be a part of the food hall. (Lin plans to open a Japanese street food concept in a different location.) They do promise “an exciting selection of local favorites.” (Opening TBD, 116 W. Church St., no website)
Café-Boutique Piano
A restaurant across from Hannibal’s on the Square featuring the very wide breadth of “European” cuisine as well as nightly piano shows sounds like a match made in … well, somewhere. If anything, it’ll add a bit of intrigue to the Hannibal Square dining scene. (Opening spring, 558 W. New England Ave., no website)
Café Don Juan
The Puerto Rican chain will serve its tostadas, empanadas and coffee out of the City Place mixed-use complex across the street from Krispy Kreme in Winter Park. A full breakfast and lunch menu will also be offered. (Opening April, 1100 Orlando Ave., Winter Park, cafedonjuan.com)
Camille
Chef Tang Phan’s dazzling French-Vietnamese chef’s tasting concept currently at the Neighbors at East End Market will go brick-and-mortar this year, and deservedly so. A specific location hasn’t been announced as yet, but we can tell you that it’ll be nearby to East End Market. (Opening December, no location announced, exploretock. com/camille)
Cantina Catrina
The Día de Los Muertos-themed restaurant brings its elevated brand of Mexican fare to the entrance of the dining pavilion at the Florida Mall. The colorful platters are as Instagrammable as the space itself. (Open, 8001 S. Orange Blossom Trail, cantinacatrina.com)
Catrinas Mexican Fusion
This Mexican restaurant that took over the old Garibaldi’s location claims a focus on “Mexican fusion,” but the tacos, burritos, enchiladas, fajitas and weighty specialties don’t veer too far from south-of-the-border flavors. Live music on weekend nights gets the joint jumping. (Open, 925 N. Semoran Blvd., catrinasmexicanfusion.com)
Chick’nCone
The global chain specializing in handheld waffles stuffed with fried chicken will make its foray into the Central Florida market when it opens in the old George’s Gourmet Cookies space in Winter Park. Six sauces, three sides and three waffle crunch milkshakes are also offered. (Opening March, 501 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, chickncone.com)
Chiffon Culture Bakery Café
Winter Springs will soon be home to one of the most popular bakeries in the city, serving the following and more: Japanese mochi donuts, chiffon cakes, egg tarts, cream puffs, boba tea and gourmet coffee. (Opening March, 5256 Red Bug Lake Road, Winter Springs, facebook.com/chiffonculture.bakerycafe)
Colbie’s Southern Kissed Chicken
The fried chicken boom shows no signs of stopping, and Colbie’s is going all in. They put fried chicken in buns, wraps, waffles, donuts, biscuits, salads, dumplings and chili. If you ask real nice, they might blend it into one of their shakes, but probably not. (Opening March, 3267 Vineland Road, Kissimmee, eatatcolbies.com)
Coyoacán Cocina & Tequila
The folks behind Daytona’s Maria Bonita Mexican Restaurant will open this colorful, upscale concept in the former Lale Turkish Cuisine space in the Park Place plaza in Heathrow. (Opening spring, 7025 County Road 46A, Lake Mary, no website)
Cowboy Chicken
The Dallas-based chain has been around for 40 years so they must be doing something right. Slow-roasted, woodfired rotisserie chicken, by all accounts, is something. Crispy drumsticks and pulled brisket too. (Opening late spring/early summer, 3290 Margaritaville Blvd., Kissimmee, cowboychicken.com)
CrunCheese Korean Hot Dog
The Las Vegas-based outfit will bring their corn dogs on crack to Waterford Lakes. The cheese pulls are epic, but the flavor combinations are the main draw: rice cake, squid ink and the famous potato hot dog rolled in a bit of sugar to bring out the savory. (Opening June, Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail, cruncheesehotdog.com)
Cupid’s Hot Dogs
Cupid’s is an institution in the San Fernando Valley, having served their Vienna all-beef weenies since 1946. Both the “Triangle,” dressed with mustard, onions and relish, and the eponymous dog with mustard, onions and chili are Cupid’s classics. Hoping we’ll also get rollerskating carhops, like the original. (Opening March, 1515 Lee Road, cupidshotdogs.net)
Dave’s Hot Chicken
The L.A.-based chain will open its first Orlando-area eatery in the old Crispers space at Waterford Lakes Town Center this spring, followed by another location in the old World of Beer space in Altamonte Springs this summer. No matter the location, you can bet the Carolina Reaper-spiced tenders will sting just the same. (Opening June, Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail, daveshotchicken.com)
Debonair Supper Club
The 6,300-square-foot downtown space once home to Chela Tequila & Tacos will soon house a “modern day supper club” reportedly offering “a one-of-a-kind experience that encompasses some of the best aspects of cuisine, mixology, modern art, and entertainment into one lively and comfortable space.” (Opening August, 183 S. Orange Ave., no website)
Dolce
Light shareables, salads, panini and rice bowls aside, this intimate restaurant across from Lake Eola gets its sweet on with crepes stuffed with everything from strawberries and Nutella to s’mores. Julius Meinl coffee is a bonus. (Open, 500 E. Central Blvd., dolcethorntonpark.com)
Edoboy
The eight-person standing sushi bar will feature nigiri sushi and a selection of hand rolls (comprising local daily catch as well as fish flown in weekly from Japan), all served inside a 700-square-foot space. The eat-and-go sushi joint is from Sonny Nguyen of Domu and Tori Tori, with Tyler Inthavongsa, who worked for four years at Domu, as lead sushi chef. (Opening April, 728 N. Thornton Ave., flowcode.com/page/edoboysushi)
F&D Thornton Park
Sister resto to the Lake Mary outpost, F&D brings the same brand of higher-end Mexican fare in an eyecatching space. They got San Antonio-style puffy tacos too. (Open, 617 E. Central Blvd., fdcantina.com)
Foreigner
Chef Bruno Fonseca will lend permanence to the “Foreigner Experience” — his high-end chef’s tasting pop-up concept — when it goes brick-and-mortar in Audubon Park. A move down the street to a space next to Redlight Redlight may allow for the addition of a 10-seat table, in addition to the 10-seat counter and kitchen. No matter the number, Fonseca’s multicourse, prixfixe menu will draw from global influences and place focus on luxe local ingredients including Florida beef, fish and oysters. (Opening August, 2816 Corrine Drive, theforeignerexperience.com)
The Food Factory
This food hall-ish venue being built as part of the Oviedo on the Park development will see seven “micro restaurants” run by local chefs, restaurateurs and food truck owners surrounding the Factory Bar — a rooftop bar and restaurant. Tenants will include Kai Asian Street Fare and Bartu, an outdoor walk-up bar. (Opening September, 299 Center Lake Lane, Oviedo, facebook.com/ thefoodfactoryoviedo)
Four Flamingos
Food Network regular Richard Blais follows in the footsteps of Norman Van Aken, Allen Susser and other
Mango Gang alum in presenting a Floribbean menu that isn’t afraid to get playful. Wear pink and you’ll fit right in. (Open, Hyatt Regency Grand Cypress, 1 Grand Cypress Blvd., fourflamingosorlando.com)
Fresh&Co
The NYC-based fast-casual eatery specializing in fresh, healthy meals opened its first restaurant outside the Tri-State area in Dr. Phillips. And if that’s too far for you, hang tight. More Fresh&Cos are planned for Winter Park and Baldwin Park. (Open, 7728 W. Sand Lake Road, freshandco.com)
Gogi Korean BBQ, Hotpot & Sushi
There’s a lot packed into that restaurant name but they’re not lying — the restaurant will offer all-you-can-eat Korean barbecue, hotpot and sushi out of a sizable space that once housed a Golden Corral. (Opening spring, 7251 W. Colonial Drive, find them on Facebook)
Grilled Cheezus
The second location of this sandwich shop will bring Wallace & Gromit levels worth of cheeeeese to the old Bites & Bubbles space in Mills 50. Tomato bisque dipper included with every sandwich. (Opening November/ December, 914 N. Mills Ave., grilledcheezus.com)
The Hall on the Yard
The swanky Ivanhoe Village food hall was plagued with issues when it opened, but things are getting smoother. Of the nine restaurants under its roof, the Chef & I consistently delivers the best fare. The indoor/outdoor cocktail bar is a beauty, and the outdoor beer garden with pour-it-yourself taps is ideal for game day. Note: Neither the food nor the booze come cheap. (Open, 1412 Alden Road, thehallontheyard.com)
Hangry Bison Winter Garden
The burger joint that opened inside Winter Park Village back in 2018 was supposed to have opened another outpost in the Exchange on historic Plant Street last year, but supply-chain issues and issues hiring workers have led to further delays. When it does, expect a bevy of burgers as well as craft cocktails, bourbon and whiskey flights to be served out of the 4,100-square-foot space. (Opening April, 270 W. Plant St., Winter Garden, thehangrybison.com)
Haven Kitchen
Another looker inside the high-tech Lake Nona Wave Hotel, Haven specializes in pretty pan-Mediterranean cuisine — muhammara, gazpacho, grilled octopus, branzino a la planacha and the like. The restaurant is open for breakfast and lunch too. (Open, 6100 Wave Hotel Drive, lakenonawavehotel.com/haven)
Holden Hub
The social gathering place in Edgewood will feature both micro and anchor restaurants. Bad As’s Sandwiches, SoDo Wine Company and the Great Greek have already signed on. Expect a pizzeria, Mexican restaurant, vegan fare and a beer garden. (Opening fall, 4710 S. Orange Ave., no website)
Honolulu Harry’s
Finicky College Parkers should take to poke bowls and Spam inside this “modern island social” on the ground floor of the Wellesley condos. If not, there are plenty of Italian joints along Edgewater Drive. (Opening March, 2305 Edgewater Drive, facebook.com/honoluluharryscp)
Immersion
London House, the Soho House-like members-only club in Dr. Phillips, is opening an ultra high-end 24-seat restaurant — open to non-members as well. Chef Rikku Ó’Donnchü, whose résumé includes stages at Fat Duck CONTINUED ON PAGE 21
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and French Laundry, cheffing at Michelin-starred restaurants Harts and Merchants in England, and working for enfant terrible Marco Pierre White (he survived), will bring modernist and environmental sensibilities to his 10-course tasting menu. Beginning to end, the meal is designed to tell a story, and this one promises to be a tasty one. (Opening April, 8000 Via Dellagio Way, londonhouse. life)
Isan Zaap
Nam tok, larb and som tam, that spicy papaya salad, are Isan (Northeastern Thai) staples, and this Millenia Mall– area restaurant plates them with high artistry. Tom zap, a spicy soup, comes in three different varieties — pork rib, chicken feet and beef entrails. The whole snapper and grilled squid are stunners. (Open, 4693 Gardens Park Blvd., isanzaaporlando.com)
Jeff’s Bagel Run Winter Garden
You can still get Jeff’s hand-rolled, boiled New York-style bagels delivered, but you can also visit their shop to pick up the assorted varieties they make every day. They serve breakfast bagels and black-and-white cookies, too. Open until 1 p.m. Wednesday to Sunday. (Open, 2787 Old Winter Garden Road, Ocoee, jeffsbagelrun.com)
Jojo’s Shake Bar
The Chicago-based chain has done its part to make the City of Big Shoulders a little bigger, and their outrageous milkshakes (and smashburgers) should do the same here. (Opening November, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive, jojosshakebar.com)
Jollibee
The Filipino fast-food joint is arguably the most anticipated restaurant thanks to its addicting brand of Chickenjoy! fried chicken and their Yumburgers seasoned to elicit langhap sarap. Look it up. (Opening spring, 11891 E. Colonial Drive, jollibeeusa.com)
Kang’s Kitchen
The Las Vegas import is expanding in the Southeast with locations in Georgia and this very soon-to-open outpost across the parking lot from Lotte Plaza Market. Korean barbecue and Korean soups, stews and rice dishes will be the focus. (Opening March, 800 N. John Young Parkway, kbbqstory.com/kangs.html)
Kavas Tacos & Tequila
It’s the year of upscale Mexican eatery, and the menu at this high-ender at Pointe Orlando will be curated by chef Roberto Treviño (El Buda, Don Julio’s, Tapa Toro). Live entertainment will keep tourists sipping and dancing. (Opening July, Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive, kavastacos.com)
Kaya
Kadence chef Lordfer Lalicon and the restaurant’s business manager, Jamilyn Salonga Bailey, a couple of passionate Pinoys who want to create a greater awareness of the “beautiful and soulful” cuisine of the Philippines, will open this hotly anticipated restaurant in the former Dandelion Communitea space. (Opening summer, 618 N. Thornton Ave., kadenceorlando.com)
King Bao
The Mills 50 mainstay has spread its gospel of fluffy buns to a third location, this one in Winter Park, where alabaster bao filled with everything from kimchi fried chicken to sweet-potato croquettes please hungry commuters along Fairbanks Avenue. (Open, 1881 W. Fairbanks Ave., facebook.com/kingbaoorlando)
Knife Burger
Rejoice, burger fiends … the Ozersky is coming to town. Chef John Tesar’s highly lauded concept is set to take the
space of the poolside bar at the Ritz, but don’t expect $100 monstrosities dolled up with foie gras, truffles and gold leaf: Tesar’s burgers are simple and cheap. (Opening April, Ritz-Carlton Orlando Grande Lakes, 4012 Central Florida Parkway, knifeburgers.com)
Lazy Moon Pizza Maitland
This third location, to complement Lazy Moon’s downtown and UCF pizzerias, will bring odd toppings and humongous slices to the old Einstein Bagels building in Maitland. (Opening summer, 441 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, lazymoonpizza.com)
Lipa Rooftop by Akira Back
The Michelin-starred chef and man who lost to Bobby Flay in the “spinach battle” episode of Iron Chef America, Akira Back is behind this Ette Hotel restaurant on the sixth-floor rooftop. Expect Asian haute cuisine complemented by a zero-alcohol bar and lounge with panoramic theme park views. (Opening summer, Ette Hotel, 3001 Sherberth Road, Kissimmee, liparooftop.com)
Meet Fresh
The Taiwanese chain was founded 15 years ago with the goal of creating fresh and somewhat healthy-ish desserts. Since then, they’ve sprouted across the globe, with the first Florida location slated for the Westside Crossings plaza. The menu is filled with icy taro balls, shaved ice, tofu pudding, egg waffles and milk tea. (Opening TBD, 5144 W. Colonial Drive, meetfresh.us)
Moderne
Not too much has been revealed about this restaurant by the Maki Hibachi folks going in next to Tasty Wok in Mills 50. What we do know is that GDP DesignBuild, the firm who designed Tori Tori, Mamak and, yes, Maki Hibachi, is designing the layout here. Contemporary Asian cuisine? That’s a good bet. (Opening TBD, 1241 E. Colonial Drive, no website)
The Mongolorian
A Mongolian barbecue joint is set to open on Colonial Drive, but not just any old Mongolian barbecue joint. This one will allow patrons to build their own bowls from a selection of starches, proteins, vegetables and sauces, then cook them up in seven tabletop “robot” stir fryers for a showy element. (Opening April, 2217 E. Colonial Drive, facebook.com/themongolorianbbq)
MyLounge
A Turkish restaurant and nightclub will bring out the belly dancers, shisha tokers and night owls in Dr. Phillips. Expect a bevy of kebabs. (Opening April, 7958 Via Dellagio Way, myloungeorlando.com)
New York Beer Project
It’ll resemble an indoor beer garden from the Lower East Side circa 1900, but without the gangs, disease and fourlegged street traffic. The brewery will feature a gastropub, sidewalk bistro and New York City-themed event spaces. (Opening summer, 9230 Miley Drive, Winter Garden, nybeerproject.com)
Norman’s
It’s been a long time coming, but buildout of one of the most hotly anticipated restaurants is well underway in Dr. Phillips. Soon, we’ll be relishing the new “New World” cuisine devised by Norman Van Aken and his trusted chef de cuisine Carlos Robles Molina. Seeing general manager and wine director Yusuf Yildiz patrol the room will be a welcome sight. (Opening fall, 7924 Via Dellagio Way, normans.com)
Oro
The high-energy vibes brought by Ava just up the street will be duplicated on the southern end of Park Avenue when Oro, run by the same group that operates downtown nightclubs Celine, Ember and Tier, opens. At
this high-end concept expect tableside cocktails (many tequila-based) and a menu of Mexican and Latin fare. (Opening summer, 333 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, orowinterpark.com)
Paris Baguette Bakery Cafe
The Korean chain with more than 4,000 locations worldwide will give the Glass Knife a run for its money when it opens across the street in the Palm Hills development in Winter Park. Interesting note: Local creative marketing agency Push, which was involved early on with Hubbly Bubbly Falafel Shop (RIP), has been charged with the bakery’s worldwide rebrand. (Opening December, 325 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, parisbaguette. com)
Park Avenue Tavern
The old Dexter’s space in Hannibal Square will get a much-needed refresh when this Manhattan import moves in later this year. Like the New York City original, expect all-American classics served among a good amount of leather and very confident middle-aged men. (Opening September, 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park, parkavenuetavern.com)
Peach Valley Café Maitland
A popular breakfast destination that stood in Maitland for 27 years will be replaced by another popular breakfast joint when Peach Valley Café takes over the building that used to house a First Watch. A thorough remodel will include some new additions: a tree-shaded covered patio, an open kitchen and diner-style counter service. (Opening summer, 1221 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, peachvalleycafe.com)
Pho Ga Hien Vuong
Z Asian owners Hien Pham and Huong Nguyen will open a pho ga concept in the old Zero Degrees space, but in addition to the eponymous Vietnamese chicken soup, guests can feast on com ga hai nam (Hainanesestyle chicken and rice), goi ga (chicken salad) and other chicken dishes. (Opening summer, 5282 W. Colonial Drive, no website)
Pig Floyd’s Winter Park
After Bubbalou’s closed, citing a “labor shortage,” Thomas Ward swept right in and is now poised to bring his urban barbakoa to Winter Park. Best of all, the scent of barbecued meats won’t be mixed with the scent of bullsh*t. (Opening September, 1471 Lee Road, Winter Park, pigfloyds.com)
Pigzza
The collab between Pig Floyd’s and Stasio’s Italian Deli (right next door to Will’s Pub, on the corner of Mills and Oregon) should produce some magnifico pizzas, melding barbecue notes with Italian flavors. No surprise: The pizza dough will be rolled with pork fat. (Opening September, 1050 N. Mills Ave., pigzza.com)
Plantees
Team Market Group’s Romi, Keith and Daniel Mawardi, the brothers behind Mathers Social Gathering, The Wellborn and Robinson Room, will open this vegan burger and shake joint in the converted Mills Avenue Coin Laundry on the other side of the Will’s complex, at the corner of Mills and Canton. Former Cask & Larder and Black Bean Deli chef Nick Grecco will head up the kitchen. (Opening April, 1030 N. Mills Ave., instagram.com/ planteesburgers)
PopStroke
The motto of this Tiger Woods-backed experiential golf and casual dining concept is “Eat. Putt. Drink.” But take a lesson from Tiger and don’t drive a Genesis SUV after doing so. PopStroke will offer a menu of handhelds and
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pizzas, with the indoor-outdoor dining room positioned to take in the sunsets overlooking the two 18-hole miniature golf courses. (Opening June, Waterford Lakes Town Center, 413 N. Alafaya Trail, popstroke.com)
Primrose Lanes Restaurant & Bowling Club
The old Colonial Lanes revamp being undertaken by Team Market Group is poised to become one of the hottest, and most stunning, venues in town when it opens. Complementing the eight bowling lanes will be a restaurant (overseen by Nick Grecco) that’s a step above the bowling alley fare of yore — think Creekstone Farms smashburgers, crispy ribs and what promises to be the best wedge salad in town. An outpost of the Robinson Room will offer coffee and cocktails. (Opening summer, 400 Primrose Drive, instagram.com/primroselanes)
Raising Cane’s
The Louisiana chicken finger joint makes its foray into Florida with its first eatery planned for Lake Nona. More chicken joints are expected to hatch across the city next year. (Opening December, 12049 Pioneers Way, raisingcanes. com)
Ramen Revolution
Ramen Revolution, a not-so-revolutionary noodle house from Santiago’s Bodega owner Jason Dugan, will bring meaty slurps to the old Orlando Meats space. (Opening March, 728 Virginia Drive, ramenrevolution.com)
Sampaguita Filipinx Ice Cream + Bakeshop
The brainchild of Marie Mercado of Greenery Creamery, this Filipino sweet shop will offer cool, sugary delights like halo halo, buko pandan milkshakes and ensaymadas (soft sugar-dough pastries). Best of all, it will be just a few blocks away from Kaya. (Opening September, 1233 E. Colonial Drive, sampaguitausa.com)
Salt and the Cellar
Mediterr-Asian creations from Michelin-starred chef Akira Back are sure to be a draw when this signature resto inside the luxury Ette Hotel opens. (Opening summer, Ette Hotel, 3001 Sherberth Road, Kissimmee, saltandthecellar. com)
Slidders Pizza
It’s not just the pizza that’s baked at Slidders — the wings, fries, subs and pastas are as well. Slidders will join Pita Mediterranean and Grain & Berry in the 400 North complex in Maitland. (Opening summer, 400 N. Orlando Ave., Maitland, slidderspizza.com)
Sloppy Joe’s
A drunken bar crawl that ends at Sloppy Joe’s won’t feel quite the same on I-Drive as it does on Duval Street, but take heart — the food here is just as sloppy, and the hurricanes just as quenching. (Open, Icon Park, 8371 International Drive, sloppyjoesorlando.com)
Smoke & Donuts
After offering its superb barbecue at the now-shuttered Belicoso Cigars and Cafe in Mills Park, then being a resident food truck at À La Cart, Smoke & Donuts is going full brick and mortar. And next door to Se7en Bites, no less. (Opening spring, 601 N. Primrose Drive, smokeanddonuts.com)
So Dough Pizza Co.
Tin and Taco founder Rob Bair’s pizza concept will share a dining space with Tin and Taco in SoDo, serving up Detroit and Chicago-style pizzas. (Opening March, 419 E. Michigan St., instagram.com/sodough_square)
SoFresh
The Tampa-based fast-casual concept brings its brand of healthy rice bowls, salads and wraps to the Springs Plaza in Longwood. Smoothies, pressed juices and shots are also offered. (Opening March, 2425 W. State Road 434, Longwood, lovesofresh.com)
Southern Box Food Hall
The old Great Southern Box Co. building on the southeast corner of West Princeton Street and North Orange Blossom Trail is being preserved and repurposed into a 22,400-square-foot food hall featuring an elevated plaza with outdoor green space (read: shade). The food hall is but one component of a larger plan to redevelop the corner site in the Packing District. (Opening TBD, packingdistrictorlando.com)
South Orange Provisions
In addition to the Bumby Arcade, downtown Orlando will get this upscale food hall on the ground floor of the old SunTrust building. The 10,000-square-foot space will house nine food stalls and feature a shaded park with outdoor seating. (Opening TBD, 200 S. Orange Ave., southorangeprovisions.com)
Sunshine Diner by Chef Art Smith
Chef Art Smith plans to revitalize the great American diner, and he’ll do it in one of the most visible places in the city — the airport. Sunshine Diner will join Wine Bar George and a second location of Cask & Larder in the new Terminal C. (Opening July, 1 Jeff Fuqua Blvd., orlandoairports.net)
Superica
Ford Fry, the Atlanta-based chef and five-time James Beard Award nominee, will open a 5,000-square-foot outpost of his Superica Tex-Mex chain in the Palm Hills development in Winter Park. According to a press release, the “casual yet whimsical space” will feature Fry’s “Northern Mexican–meets–Texas ranch” style of cooking, complete with a 900-square-foot patio. (Opening December, 325 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, superica.com)
Susuru Juju
“Juju” is the Japanese word for the sizzling sound made from grilling meats, so expect binchotan-grilled yakitori (chicken), kushiyaki (meats and veggies), yakizakana (fish), A5 wagyu and other Japanese “soul food” items when this Showa-era themed izakaya by Susuru’s Lewis Lin opens near the corner of Colonial Drive and Maguire Boulevard. (Opening April, 700 Maguire Blvd., susuruorl. com)
Taffer’s Tavern
Jon Taffer, host of reality TV series Bar Rescue, will open a high-end tavern at a still TBD location. Taffer’s no stranger to the Sunshine State — a good many of the bars he’s rehabbed are here, including Copper Rocket, Sidelines in Mount Dora, Lucky Leprechaun in Davenport and Rockin’ Rhonda’s in Sanford. (Opening TBD, no location announced, tafferstavern.com)
Taglish UCF
Unlike the Lotte Market original, the second location of this popular Filipino-American eatery has its own space in the University Commons plaza — just down the way from Valkyrie Doughnuts — allowing patrons more elbow room to enjoy chef-owner Mike Collantes’ Filipino burgers and chicken sandwiches. (Open, 12226 Corporate Blvd., taglishfl.com)
Taco Kat
The old Cleo’s Lounge will soon serve up Sonoran-style tacos, that is flour tortillas meatily filled with everything from barbacoa (lamb shoulder) to asada (short rib) to house-made chorizo. Tortillas will be fashioned from imported Sonoran wheat flour. The space will also house
a tequila lounge for nighttime revelry. (Opening summer, 11 S. Court Ave., no website)
Thai Farm Kitchen
Sister location of the Brooklyn-based contemporary Thai restaurant lends College Park’s sleepy dining scene a much-needed boost. It’s in the old RusTeak space, which has been given a serene makeover. Get the chicken dumplings and the duck larb — both come beautifully plated. (Open, 2625 Edgewater Drive, thaifarmkitchen.com)
Torchy’s Tacos
The Austin-based taco chain will set up inside the redeveloped Oak Grove Shoppes in Altamonte, offering both flour and corn tortillas. Of note: the “Democrat” with barbacoa, avocado and cotija cheese on a corn tortilla, and the “Republican” with jalapeño-cheddar sausage, pico de gallo and cheddar jack on a flour tortilla. Hmm. (Opening summer, 999 N. State Road 434, Altamonte Springs, torchystacos.com)
V’s Diner
Having grown from pop-up to food truck to brick-andmortar, this plant-based outfit specializes in scratch-made, 100 percent vegan diner classics (burgers, gyros, cheesesteaks) with “meats “ made from scratch. (Opening spring, 908 State Road 436, Casselberry, vsdiner.com)
Voodoo Bayou
The South Florida-based concept will bring its brand of “Cajun Gothic” cuisine to the old Moonfish space on Sand Lake Road. Expect the gamut of Crescent City classics, from oysters to étouffée to beignets. (Opening fall, 7525 W. Sand Lake Road, voodoobayou.com)
Wafu
Fish-shaped waffles will be served out of the secondfloor space at East End Market that once served Dochi’s mochi donuts. (Dochi is moving downstairs.) In addition to taiyaki, Wafu will offer freshly made taiyaki soft serve cones with a seasonal flavor lineup. (Opening May, 3201 Corrine Drive, facebook.com/wafutaiyaki)
The Wilson
Like The Wilson at the InnSide by Meliá New York Nomad, The Wilson at the Meliá Orlando Celebration will plate “playful interpretations of New American classics centered on celebrating classic seafood dishes.” (Opening early summer, 225 Celebration Place, Celebration, melia. com)
World Famous House of Mac
The Miami celeb hotspot’s first location outside of South Florida won’t have the star power — it’s in SoDo, after all — but there will be plenty of mac & cheese, wings, burgers, pastas, pizzas and fresh-squeezed juices that could very well be, um, stellar. (Opening late April/early May, 2435 S. Orange Ave., houseofmac.com)
The Yardery
The Yardery, a family-friendly indoor-outdoor compound, also happens to serve real-deal Montreal-style sourdough bagels. Yes, they’re poached in honey water. In addition to the baked, chewy rounds, backyard barbecue favorites (ribs, hot dogs, fried chicken) and pizza are offered. (Open, 415 E. Fourth St., Sanford, theyardery.com)
YH Seafood Club
Soaring salvers of seafood will greet guests at this Phillips Crossing concept by Yummy House owner John Zhao. The restaurant is modeled after Fishman Lobster Clubhouse, the famed Toronto seafood house known for its towering platters of lobster and crab that’s been featured on every foodie show from Ugly Delicious to Huang’s World. Hong Kong-style dim sum and modern Cantonese cuisine will also be served. (Opening April, 8081 Turkey Lake Road, yummyhouseflorida.com)
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JAM HOT CHICKEN Nashville hot chicken gets the gentrified treatment in gentrified Hannibal Square, but it’s nevertheless among the best you’ll find in the city. Bell & Evans chicken kicked with habañero, ghost and Carolina Reaper peppers is a poultry pyro’s dream. Sides, whether crinkle-cut pickles, mayo-free slaw or comforting mac & cheese topped with dry bake, are top-notch. Closed Monday and Tuesday. (reviewed Feb. 23) 400 W. New England Ave., Winter Park, jamhotchickenfl.com, $$
ISTANBUL GRILL The grilled wonders at this unfussy South OBT restaurant rival those of any other Turkish kebab house in the city — well-seasoned lamb kofta, piquant adana and plush tenderloin are notable. Lamb chops are also superb, as is the cheesy sujuk pide dotted with fat rounds of sausage. Kunefe is an absolute must. Open daily. (reviewed Feb. 16) 9428 S. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-286-0887, istanbulgrillorlando.com, $$$
THE HALL ON THE YARD Dazzling grub hub in Ivanhoe Village brings upscale vibes (and prices) to the food hall experience. Nine concepts are housed within its gilded walls, each specializing in its own cuisine — vegan, Hawaiian, pan-Latin, panAsian, gourmet, Southern, baked goods, Indian and Caribbean. It’s full service, so be sure to check in with the host. The beer garden and inside-outside cocktail bar are big draws. Open daily. (reviewed Feb. 9) 1412 Alden Road, 407887-4255, thehallontheyard.com, $$-$$$$
1921 MOUNT DORA The Mount Dora stunner maintains a steadfast dedication to showcasing Florida ingredients, but with a new level of artistry and progression thanks to executive chef Chris Edwards and his team. From seared diver scallops to oak-fired chicken glazed in peanut bulgogi to coffeerubbed venison, the dishes dazzle. The wine list is still one of the best in the state, as is the exemplary cocktail program. Closed Mondays. (re-reviewed Feb. 2) 142 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora, 352-385-1921, 1921mountdora.com, $$$$
SOUPA SAIYAN 3 Soupakase, a sub-concept at noodle house Soupa Saiyan 3, offers the best value for an omakase in the city. Ten pieces of nigiri, most using seafood from Toyosu Fish Market in Tokyo, are presented by skilled sushi chef David Tsan (Morimoto Asia, Kabooki Sushi). A handroll and soup are included, all for just $65. Soupakase is currently offered Wednesday to Sunday starting at 5 p.m. (reviewed Jan. 26) 11325 University Blvd., 407-440-4687, exploretock.com/soupa, $$$ n
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[ film + tv ] The Weekend Away — Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester takes the lead in an adaptation of the best-selling novel about a woman who may or may not have killed her BFF during a vacation in Croatia. I was about to say Jello Biafra’s the guy you want to talk to, but that was a holiday in Cambodia. (Netflix)
PREMIERES FRIDAY: The Boys Presents: Diabolical — Can’t get enough of the hyperviolent, sometimes rapey shenanigans on The Boys? Here’s an animated spinoff that delves even further into their world of corporate-sanctioned atrocity, with episodes rendered in a variety of appropriately graphic visual styles. The bullpen of writers includes franchise creator Garth Ennis, Andy Samberg and good old Awkwafina. If you like her segment, be sure to let her know on Twitter. Oh, wait. Never mind. (Maybe she’s still on Friendster.) (Amazon Prime)
John Cameron Mitchell as Joe Exotic and Kate McKinnon as Carole Baskin in Joe vs. Carole, debuting Thursday on Peacock PHOTO BY MARK TAYLOR / PEACOCK
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Streaming premieres you won’t want to miss by Steve Schneider PREMIERES WEDNESDAY: Against the Ice — Scandinavian history is the basis for a nailbiting suspense flick in which two members of an expedition get stranded in the Arctic while trying to prove that Northeast Greenland belongs to Denmark instead of the U.S. That’s nothing! Did you ever get stranded in Howey-in-the-Hills because you thought it belonged to Western civilization? (Netflix)
PREMIERES THURSDAY: The Dropout — Star Amanda Seyfried gets eight episodes to sell us on her portrayal of disgraced biotech mogul Elizabeth Holmes, whose allegedly revolutionary blood-testing method was discovered to be a sham. Mere weeks ago, the real Holmes was found guilty on four counts of fraud, which has to have been a big relief for the producers of this program. Imagine if they had gone to all that trouble and the only charge that stuck was tailgating or something. (Hulu) He-Man and the Masters of the Universe — In Season 2 of Kevin Smith’s reboot, Skeletor is out to raise an army of snake soldiers from the dead. And here you were thinking Rick Scott had no legislative agenda! (Netflix) Joe vs. Carole — If you thought Tiger King 2 had represented the last gasp of exploitation surrounding Joe Exotic and his bête noire, Carole Baskin, here comes a questionably necessary dramatization of the whole overexplored affair. John Cameron Mitchell of Hedwig and the Angry Inch fame plays Joe, with Kate McKinnon in the role of Carole. McKinnon, by the way, missed the first seven episodes of the current season of SNL just so she could shoot this thing. Christ, it takes less time to shoot five tigers and your chief business rival. Or so I’ve heard! (Peacock) Little Ellen — With the arrival of Season 2, the concept of a 7-year-old Ellen DeGeneres suddenly doesn’t seem nearly as absurd. But that’s only because we’ve since caught wind of the plans for Little Matt Lauer. (HBO Max) Our Flag Means Death — The 18th century’s idea of a career change inspires a comedy series loosely based on the life of
Stede Bonnet, an aristocrat who reinvented himself as a pirate. The show was created by David Jenkins, although most folks are probably going to refer to it as a Taika Waititi project, since ol’ Vampire Hitler himself is a co-executive producer, directed the pilot and appears as Blackbeard. But I’m sure the confusion won’t bother these guys; they’re pirates, not cryrates. (HBO Max) Power Rangers: Dino Fury — The mightily morphin’ franchise moves to Netflix for Season 2 of its latest story arc, bringing its tally to six homes in 29 years. One more, and they all qualify for refugee pay. (Netflix) The Scary of Sixty-First — At the 2021 Berlin International Film Festival, the Best First Feature award went to director Dasha Nekrasova’s shocker about a pair of roommates who experience unsettling personal changes after moving into an apartment that may have once belonged to Jeffrey Epstein. How unsettling? For one thing, they start to think he actually may have killed himself. (Shudder) Star Trek: Picard — Season 2 finds our hero trapped in the 21st century and hunting desperately for a way to escape. (Hard same, Jean-Luc. Hard same.) Cast members from Star Trek: The Next Generation who will show up along the way include John de Lancie and Whoopi Goldberg. Wait, isn’t it the history of the 20th century she should be studying? (Paramount+) Surviving Paradise: A Family Tale — Regé-Jean Page won’t be back to sling his dingus around when Season 2 of Bridgerton drops later in the month; instead, he’s narrating this nature documentary about the fragile ecosystem of Botswana’s Okavango Delta. Come to think of it, the Okavango Delta totally sounds like something Simon and Daphne would get up to on the stairs. (Netflix) The Tourist — Jamie Dornan takes center stage in a BBCproduced miniseries about a British traveler who loses his memory after he’s chased by a tanker truck in the Australian Outback. I got tanked at the Outback once, and boy do I wish I could forget it. (HBO Max)
Lucy and Desi — For those who thought the casting of Nicole Kidman as Lucille Ball was a misfire, here comes a documentary about the salad days of Desilu to remind you that maybe Lucy herself wasn’t all that to begin with. (Search your heart, says this Honeymooners fan. You know it to be true.) Coming to us straight from Sundance, the doc was directed by Amy Poehler, who has a special kinship to the material by dint of not being funny herself. (As a matter of fact, I don’t care whose feelings I hurt, says this Nasim Pedrad stan.) (Amazon Prime) More Than This — From Down Under comes a teen drama that was created and written by actual teens. I know, I know: How crazy to think any youngster would know more about their life than Mindy Kaling! Anyway, the show concerns a class of high-school students and their teacher who have to cope with problems that are uniquely Australian in nature. What’s that? You didn’t know Australia’s kids were under specific pressures? Listen, you try to fight off a bully while you’re standing upside down. (Paramount+) Pieces of Her — The 2018 novel becomes a serial thriller, with Toni Collette as a woman who begins to question her life’s very foundation after watching her mother efficiently neutralize a mass shooter. Hands up if you remember when the most disillusioning thing they could get up to was kissing Santa Claus. (Netflix)
PREMIERES TUESDAY: Chip and Potato — The kindergarten set gets a third season of animated adventures with Chip the pug, whose “toy” mouse, Potato, is actually real. Calvin and Hobbes without the human element? Smart move. We ruin everything. (Netflix) Last One Standing — Somehow of a piece with Squid Game, Murderville AND Dr. Phil, this Japanese series sees comics vying for position in a serious drama by improvising their way through soul-baring monologues. Prompts include “The Time When I Was Hurt” and “Words I’ve Been Shocked By.” Man, Cardi and Megan would not last five minutes on here. (Netflix) Perfect World: A Deadly Game — In a two-part docuseries, video gamers discover that one of their number might have killed his family. Makes sense, since it’s an activity you can engage in without leaving your mom’s basement. (Peacock) Ruxx — Romania is the setting for a series about a young woman who has to balance her personal life with the demands of her real-estate job. The show itself was shot in Bucharest, but wouldn’t it have been a fun switch if they had filmed it in Manhattan and just tried to pass it off? (HBO Max) Taylor Tomlinson: Look at You — In her second full-length stand-up special, the comic offers us her thoughts on the subjects of mental illness, grief and dating. You know what they say: If you can even tell them apart at this point, you’ve got nothing to complain about! (Netflix)
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Storage Music Unit: Derek Dunn, Zachary Hickerson, Syoma Klochko PHOTO BY MATTHEW MOYER
STORAGE WARS ‘Storage Music Unit’ is a blistering and exhilarating new chapter in Central Floridian free jazz BY MATTHEW MOY ER
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he album Storage Music Unit starts with a buzz of distortion and a voice idly suggesting, “Just make some sounds.” And with a jarring scream of saxophone and avalanche of drums, it’s on for the next 40-ish minutes’ worth of free-jazz physicality. This sweaty, ear-bleedingly loud rush of unfettered creativity makes up the recently released eponymous debut by Storage Music Unit, an ad hoc group of three young Central Floridian musical polymaths. The members of Storage Music Unit — Derek Dunn, Zachary Hickerson and Syoma Klochko — will be familiar faces to local music fans across taste and genre. Dunn plays as half of space-synth duo Aaron’s Home, and recently debuted a frenetic solo endeavor of tape loops and live drumming. Tampa Bay resident Hickerson plays saxophone and game calls as part of loose free-jazz collective Bongus, as a duo with Thomas Milovac (the two just released their own album on Iowa’s Personal Archives imprint), and as part of Tampa post-punk band Clang! Klochko is arguably the busiest of all, splitting time between Bongus, Florida Man, Dougie Flesh & the Slashers, various ensembles with Milovac, solo recording work and monthly improv nights at Will’s Pub (dubbed “A Protean Assemblage”). The trio became acquainted through sharing bills together and playing as part of various Milovac concerns, chief among them the unpredictable Bongus. Each admired the work the others were doing, and some form of collaboration was a hazy goal in the far-off future. When the pandemic left all three with too much time on their hands as 2020 stretched into infinity, a plan was hatched to do some recording in a storage unit Dunn had been using for his various creative outlets. “It was really convenient because at the time you could go there 24/7 and play drums, which you can’t do in most places,” says Dunn. “I think some Boomers were playing that
particular night too, various classic rock cover bands.” Storage Music Unit is the product of a single marathon recording session from October of that year, and it is the sound of three musicians urging each other on to new heights of freeform abandon through adventurous and ear-splitting volume recorded to Dunn’s reel-to-reel tape machine. “We came into it knowing that it was going to be a really visceral session,” says Klochko. “We all felt that we could bring all of the built-up energy from all of the bullshit that we’d been dealing with that year.” Hickerson’s saxophone, Klochko’s percussion and Dunn’s guitar/contact mic combo sound absolutely molten and possessed. “There was one time where I was bowing my guitar with scissors, and I thought, ‘This kind of sounds like a Sonic Youth song,’” says Dunn. “It’s a goal sometimes.” “All I remember is the harsh noise,” says Hickerson. “I usually don’t wear earplugs when I play — I should — and it just got to a point, like that My Bloody Valentine level, where you’re like, ‘Phew.’ But you gotta feel it.” Storage Music Unit is place-specific music in all the best ways. And a swampy October evening in Florida, crammed into a sweltering, non-conditioned metal box, is a recipe for extremity. “There were times I was using the storage unit as a percussive instrument,” says Klochko. “Dragging my sticks down the serrated metal of the wall … we were sharing pots and pans that they’d brought for me to play at the session.” “Because it was so confined it was like being near Merzbow with [Dunn’s] contact mics,” remembers Hickerson. “Well, you play very loud,” answers Dunn. “Hey, don’t forget me, I was playing loud too,” deadpans Klochko. Storage Music Unit is indeed loud. It’s a solid wall of blown-out, bruising sonics, a dead sprint that only relents
for brief moments of anxious respite where the trio do the equivalent of reloading cannons before the shelling resumes. The album ends with a long coda of total instrumental decay before one of the members utters a sarcastic “Yay.” And then it’s over. Besides functioning as an on-the-fly studio and rehearsal space, the storage unit is in many ways the fourth member of the group, with the close quarters pushing Dunn, Hickerson and Klochko into more extreme responses to each other’s playing. “I think we all kind of knew that from the start,” agrees Klochko. “That’s why it was both the name of the album and the band.” “The soul of the storage unit,” jokes Hickerson. A slightly edited version of the recording was snatched up posthaste by Pittsburgh experimental label Orb Tapes and pressed to cassette — which, in a surreal turn, makes the trio labelmates with Sun Ra … and the infamous Bastard Noise. “The recordings immediately piqued my interest for a few reasons. I’m a big fan of hectic free jazz and free-improv to begin with, and I’m also very interested in acoustics and recording media,” Orb Tapes head James Searfoss told Orlando Weekly. “As you know from listening, these recordings are absolutely obliterated in the best sort of way. … The gritty, lo-fi, blown-out nature of the recordings is a perfect fit for the style of playing.” The session on that fateful October night almost didn’t happen, as Klochko had been laid low by a painful stomach bug for the entire day, unable to eat or drink anything. “When you’re playing through the pain, when you’re playing a painful set of music … you can’t do that with just anybody,” says Klochko. “You’ve got to do that with people who can get on your wavelength and respond to your pain and match it.” “Being down with the sickness?” laughs Hickerson. “They were getting down with my sickness that day. And for that I was so grateful, and it helped me get down with their sickness as well,” says Klochko, only half-joking. “It’s like running through the woods with your friends,” says Dunn. “You’re like, ‘I’m tired, I’m covered in mud, this is amazing.’” Storage Music Unit is available now for purchase, download and streaming through Orb Tapes’ Bandcamp page.
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DODIE with Lizzy McAlpine 8 p.m. Saturday, March 5 The Plaza Live 425 N. Bumby Ave. plazaliveorlando.org SOLD OUT
Dodie Clark is the hero we need PHOTO BY PARRI THOMAS
ARMY OF SHE Fast-rising pop star and vlogger Dodie sells out her Orlando show handily BY S H E LTON HULL
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here are many Dodies in this world. Dodie Kazanjian is a journalist who runs the Gallery Met, attached to the Metropolitan Opera in New York. Dodie Stevens had a hit with “Pink Shoe Laces” in 1959. Dodie Douglas was a fictional character on My Three Sons. Dodie Horton is a conservative state representative in Bossier Parish, Louisiana. Dodie McGuiness is a leader of Sinn Fein. There are many Dodies, but this is our preferred Dodie of the moment, and there is only one like her. Dorothy Miranda “Dodie” Clark turns 27 next month, and she’ll be spending her birthday in the middle of the biggest year of her career. Dodie’s been releasing music since 2016, but her debut album, Build a Problem, was released in May of last year. It rose as high as No. 3 on the U.K. pop charts, and climbed to the No. 4 slot on the U.S. folk charts. She’s peaked at No. 115 on the Billboard charts in America, but that number is likely to rise a bit, now that the Essex native is back touring this country.
She has frequently collaborated with fellow singersongwriters like Jacob Collier, Tessa Violet (whom we’ve written about before), Julie Nunes and the exceptionally talented Orla Gartland, who is actually joining her on part of the tour. (Gartland’s work comes with the fullest endorsement we can possibly offer, Liz Cooper-level loveliness.) You can see them singing backup in each other’s videos, such as Gartland’s sublime “Zombie” or Nunes’ heart-stopping version of Ariana Grande’s “God Is a Woman.” This leg of the Build a Problem tour encompasses some 31 shows in just 42 days, taking Dodie from coast to coast, north to south. At press time, she’s just finished a week’s run that hit Chicago, Philly, Boston and Brooklyn. Dodie plays the Plaza Live this Saturday, and that show sold out far in advance, as did her upcoming shows in Seattle and L.A. In between, she’ll bring her sound to industry hotbeds like Austin, Portland, Seattle and Vancouver, before going on a run of 23 shows across Europe. She will, of course, be vlogging every step of the way.
Opening for Dodie on most of these dates is her friend Lizzy McAlpine, a Berklee grad from Philly whose third album, Five Seconds Flat, will be released on April 8. By that time, audiences will be already prepped for it, after this run with Dodie. One would expect to see them both active on the festival circuit this summer. Dodie has been making music for nearly a decade, but she’s probably best-known for her YouTube channels, which have over 3 million total subscribers. A lot of the content relates to music, but just as much relates to her interior life, her habits and rituals, loves and lovers, good days and bad. To call her style “painfully earnest” would venture into cliché, so instead let’s think of it more as a sort of hyper-transparency. Her online content is characterized by an almost aggressive amiability. It’s one thing to be an open book, but it’s another to lead the audience through the actual printing process. Fans get to see her material as it comes together, piece by piece, which only enhances the experience of fandom. In addition to Build a Problem, Dodie also has about 19 earlier tracks available across her three previous EPs: Intertwined (2016), You (2017) and Human (2019). As much fun as she’s always been, it’s also been clear that Dodie was a work in progress. This pandemic era has been when all the pieces really came together, like Voltron. In these times of crisis, Dodie Clark is the hero that we need.
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By now, we should all be a little tired of seeing a bunch of guys’ names all over music credits. It’s changing, sure. But it’s not changed yet. It will, though, if more artists like Orlando’s Jaquese Powell get into the game. Under the moniker Jaywah, she’s a young, independent R&B act who’s not just a singer but also a songwriter, pianist, violinist, producer and sound engineer. And her just-released sophomore collection — the Attitude EP — is almost entirely made by herself. She produced all but one of the seven songs and otherwise wrote, recorded, mixed and mastered the whole affair. Since her 2020 debut EP Unmute, this follow-up already shows a deeper crystallization of Jaywah’s sound toward a more distilled aesthetic greater than the sum of her initial influences. Less busy and more concentrated, the music is kept to a tasteful essence, giving her voice full room to do its thing. And that thing is a clarion flight of melody, agility and controlled power. It all adds up to an effective merge of classic R&B elegance with modern outlook. This record is a document that shows Jaywah poised with more comfort and confidence than ever. Attitude now streams everywhere. Death to the patriarchy, even if it’s one silky song like this at a time.
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Under the moniker Jaywah, Jaquese Powell is a young, independent R&B act who’s not just a singer but also a songwriter, pianist, violinist, producer and sound engineer game-changing African influence on Latin and Caribbean music, which are especially integral to us here in Florida. First, professor Eric Wright and musicians Dimas Sánchez and Thobos Lubamba will drop knowledge on the history of Congolese rhythms and their transatlantic legacy. Afterwards, Sánchez will lead the seven-member Afro Latin Jazz Project in a performance that will bring all that rich history to dazzling life. I attended a very similar event also helmed by Sánchez downtown at the In-Between Series in 2019 and it was a revelation of movement and enlightenment. Masks are required at all times at the venue and, as with all Timucua shows, a totally safe livestream option is also offered for this donation-based event. (7:30 p.m. Friday, March 4, Timucua Arts, donations accepted) alt-J, Portugal. The Man, Sir Chloe: So the big-name tours are starting to come back again but you’re still a little freaked at the prospect of being boxed in with a bunch of potential carriers. I so feel you. Well, this bill featuring British pop eccentrics alt-J, Alaskan breakouts Portugal. The Man and rising New
York band Sir Chloe offers a star-studded package for the indie-minded in a welcome outdoor festival setting. (5 p.m. Sunday, March 6, Orlando Amphitheater, $69.50-$99.50) Spirit of the Beehive, Body Meat: Back in 2017, Philadelphia’s Spirit of the Beehive stunned from out of nowhere as an unknown opener for the Districts at the Social. Now, although still relatively obscure, they return as darlings of the indie cognoscenti on the wings of an adventurous album on Saddle Creek (Entertainment, Death) that proves that the only direction their wondrously weird psychpop vision looks is outward. Also featured will be Body Meat, a fellow Philly act whose futuristic and intensely rhythmic conception of pop is equally daring and out there. Expect this one to be an accomplished and kaleidoscopic display of experimentalism. (8 p.m. Sunday, March 6, Will’s Pub, $15) Songs Matter Sunday with Matt Woods: With deep ties to the Orlando music scene and notably frequent local appearances, soulful country-rocker Matt Woods may be a Tennessee native but he’s an honorary Orlandoan. He’s back this time for another residency, bringing his roving “Songs Matter” series down to hold weekly court at Lil Indies for the month of March. The campfire-style shows will feature Woods and guests in song and conversation. The Orlando stand kicks off this Sunday with Kentucky company Adam Lee, while subsequent editions feature guests like Sean Holcomb (March 13), Lauris Vidal (March 20) and Tennessee’s Jon Whitlock (March 27). Welcome back, Matt. (6 p.m. Sunday, March 6, Lil Indies, free) baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com ● MARCH 2-8, 2022 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY
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PISCES (Feb. 19–March 20): Pastor and activist Charles Henry Parkhurst (1842– 1933) said, “All great discoveries are made by people whose feelings run ahead of their thinking.” The approach worked well for him. In 1892, he discovered and exposed monumental corruption in the New York City government. His actions led to significant reforms of the local police and political organizations. In my astrological opinion, you should incorporate his view as you craft the next chapter of your life story. You may not yet have been able to fully conceive of your future prospects and labors of love, but your feelings can lead you to them. ARIES (March 21–April 19): “I not only bow to the inevitable,” wrote Aries author Thornton Wilder, “I am fortified by it.” Wow. That was a brazen declaration. Did he sincerely mean it? He declared that he grew stronger through surrender, that he derived energy by willingly giving in to the epic trends of his destiny. I don’t think that’s always true for everyone. But I suspect it will be a useful perspective for you in the coming weeks, Aries. TAURUS (April 20–May 20): Vive la différence! Hooray for how we are not alike! I am all in favor of cultural diversity, neurodiversity, spiritual diversity and physical diversity. Are you? The coming weeks will be an excellent time to celebrate the bounties and blessings that come your way because of the holy gift of endless variety. The immediate future will also be a perfect phase to be extra appreciative that your companions and allies are not the same as you. I encourage you to tell them why you love how different they are. Now here’s poet Anna Akhmatova to weave it together: “I breathe the moonlight, and you breathe the sunlight, but we live together in the same love.” GEMINI (May 21–June 20): Gemini singersongwriter Bob Dylan said, “I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.” I think that will be a key theme for you in the coming weeks. Dylan described the type of hero I hope you aspire to be. Be alert! You are on the cusp of an invigorating liberation. To ensure you proceed with maximum grace, take on the increased responsibility that justifies and fortifies your additional freedom. CANCER (June 21–July 22): “I’d rather be seduced than comforted,” wrote author Judith Rossner. What about you, Cancerian? Do you prefer being enticed, invited, drawn out of your shell and led into interesting temptation? Or are you more inclined to thrive when you’re nurtured, soothed, supported and encouraged to relax and cultivate peace? I’m not
saying one is better than the other, but I urge you to favor the first in the coming weeks: being enticed, invited, drawn out of your shell and led into interesting temptation. LEO (July 23–Aug. 22): A woman from Cornwall, U.K., named Karen Harris was adopted as a little girl. At age 18, she began trying to track down her biological parents. Thirty-four years later, she was finally reunited with her father. The turning point: He appeared on the “Suggested Friends” feature on her Facebook page. I propose we make Karen Harris your inspirational role model. Now is a favorable time to find what you lost a while ago; to re–link with a good resource that disappeared from your life; to reclaim a connection that could be meaningful to you again. VIRGO (Aug. 23–Sept. 22): Buddhist teacher Chögyam Trungpa told us, “Meditation is not a matter of trying to achieve ecstasy, spiritual bliss or tranquility.” Instead, he said that meditation is how we “expose and undo our neurotic games, our self-deceptions, our hidden fears and hopes.” Excuse me, Mr. Trungpa, but I don’t allow anyone, not even a holy guy like you, to dictate what meditation is and isn’t. Many other spiritual mentors I’ve enjoyed learning from say that meditation can also be a discipline to achieve ecstasy, spiritual bliss and tranquility. And I suspect that’s what Virgo meditators should emphasize in the coming weeks. You people are in a phase when you can cultivate extraordinary encounters with that all fun stuff. If you’re not a meditator, now would be a good time to try it out. I recommend the books Meditation for Beginners by Jack Kornfield and How to Meditate by Pema Chödrön. LIBRA (Sept. 23–Oct. 22): Comedian Fred Allen observed, “It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.” That’s an unromantic thing to say, isn’t it? Or maybe it isn’t. Maybe it’s very romantic, even enchanting, to exult in how our allies help us make our dreams come true — and how we help them make their dreams come true. In my astrological opinion, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to focus on the synergies and symbioses that empower you. SCORPIO (Oct. 23–Nov. 21): “It’s never too late to have a happy childhood!” declare many self-help gurus. “It’s never too early to start channeling the wise elder who is already forming within you,” declare I. Oddly enough, both of these guiding prin-
ciples will be useful for you to meditate on during the coming weeks. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you’re in an unusually good position to resurrect childlike wonder and curiosity. You’re also poised to draw stellar advice from the Future You who has learned many secrets that the Current You doesn’t know yet. Bonus: Your Inner Child and your Inner Elder could collaborate to create a marvelous breakthrough or two. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21): “A myriad of modest delights constitute happiness,” wrote poet Charles Baudelaire. That will be a reliable formula for you in the coming weeks, Sagittarius. You may not harvest any glorious outbreaks of bliss, but you will be regularly visited by small enchantments, generous details and useful tweaks. I hope you won’t miss or ignore some of these nurturing blessings because you’re fixated on the hope of making big leaps. Be grateful for modest delights. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22–Jan. 19): I found out some fun facts about renowned Capricorn poet Robert Duncan (1919– 1988), who was a bohemian socialist and trailblazing gay activist. He was adopted by Theosophical parents who chose him because of his astrological make-up. They interpreted Robert’s dreams when he was a child. Later in life, he had an affair with actor Robert De Niro’s father, also named Robert, who was a famous abstract expressionist painter. Anyway, Capricorn, this is the kind of quirky and fascinating information I hope you’ll be on the lookout for. It’s time to seek high entertainment as you expedite your learning; to change your fate for the better as you gather interesting clues; to be voraciously curious as you attract stimulating influences that inspire you to be innovative. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20–Feb. 18): “I always strive, when I can, to spread sweetness and light,” said P.G. Wodehouse. “There have been several complaints about it.” I know what he means. During my own crusade to express crafty, discerning forms of optimism, I have enraged many people. They don’t like to be reminded that thousands of things go right every day. They would rather stew in their disgruntlement and cynicism, delusionally imagining that a dire perspective is the most intelligent and realistic stance. If you’re one of those types, Aquarius, I have bad news for you: The coming weeks will bring you invitations and opportunities to cultivate a more positive outlook. I don’t mean that you should ignore problems or stop trying to fix what needs correction. Simply notice everything that’s working well and providing you with what you need. freewillastrology.com orlandoweekly.com
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ated title of the case:Vega v. Genin et al.DATED on 11/10/2021 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. Tiffany Moore Russell, As Clerk of the Court by: /s/ April Henson As Deputy Clerk Civil Division 425 N. Orange Avenue Room 350 Orlando, Florida 32801. Defendant is required to file written defenses with the clerk of the court and to serve a copy not later than 30days from the firstdate ofpublication of the notice on plaintiffs attorney Brent Buckman, Esq. 10380 SW Village Center Drive, Suite 164, Port St. Lucie, FL 34987, Tel. (772) 361-7127, Email: brent@brentbuckman.com Florida Bar No. 752711, Attorney for Orlando Luis Vega. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO. B19-DP-0150 IN THE INTEREST OF: Z G, a male child DOB: 11/11/2018, Z G, a female child DOB: 10/20/2016, Z G, a female child DOB: 11/21/2014, Z G, a female child DOB: 09/15/2012. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: Abdul Mumin Muhammad, ADDRESS UNKNOWN. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced children; you are to appear before the Circuit Judge Donna M. Goerner on the 10th day of May, 2022 at 1:30 p.m., at the Seminole County Juvenile Justice Center, at 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, Florida 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and times specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The father is hereby advised, pursuant to §39.802(4)(d) and §63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032(3), Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the State further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http:// adoptflorida.com/Reunion-Registry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 32399-0700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Kristine C. Lazinsk, Esquire, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Ste. 150, Sanford, FL 322773 (407-328-5656). WITNESS my hand as Clerk of said Court and the Seal thereof, this 21st day of February, 2022. GRANT MALOY, Clerk of The Circuit Court By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal).
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 3/ TYNAN WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP19-397. In the Interest of Minor Children: E.C. DOB: 07/05/2011 B.C. DOB: 09/11/2012 S.C. DOB: 09/07/2014 R.C. DOB: 08/11/2015 NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: FRANKIE COSTA ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following children for adoption: E.C. born on 07/05/2011, B.C. born on 09/11/2012, S.C. born on 09/07/2014, and R.C. born on 08/11/2015. You are hereby commanded to appear on April 4, 2022 at 10:30 a.m., before the Honorable Judge Greg A. Tynan, Juvenile Justice Center, ORANGE COUNTY, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. THIS HEARING WILL BE CONDUCTED VIA VIDEO MICROSOFT TEAMS. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 24TH day of February 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Layali Salem, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 111746, Children’s Legal Services 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 300 Orlando, FL 32811 layali.salem@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/ HIGBEE WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP21-344. In the Interest of Minor Children: E.V. DOB: 05/04/2005 L.N. DOB: 05/19/2010 B. V.N. DOB: 01/09/2015 M. V.N. DOB: 03/01/2016 N.V. DOB: 07/21/2017. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: RENE VELASQUEZ ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following children for adoption: E.V. DOB: 05/04/2005, L.N. DOB: 05/19/2010, B. V.N. DOB: 01/09/2015, M. V.N. DOB: 03/01/2016, and N.V. DOB: 07/21/2017. You are hereby commanded to appear on March 21, 2022 at 9:00a.m., before the Honorable Judge Heather Higbee, Juvenile Justice Center, ORANGE COUNTY, 2000 East Michigan Street, Courtroom 5, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS
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OF THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 1st day of FEBRUARY 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 1026123, Children’s Legal Services 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 300 Orlando, FL 32811 cynthia.rodriguez4@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/ HIGBEE WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP20-60. In the Interest of Minor Child:L.P. DOB: 11/11/2014. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Lee Pritchard Sr. ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following child for adoption: L.P. born on 11/11/2014. You are hereby commanded to appear on April 11, 2022 at 10:00a.m., before the Honorable Judge Heather Higbee, Juvenile Justice Center, ORANGE COUNTY, 2000 East Michigan Street, Courtroom 6, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 8th day of February 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 1026123, Children’s Legal Services 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 300 Orlando, FL 32811 cynthia.rodriguez4@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/ HIGBEE WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP17-753. In the Interest of Minor Child: N.T. DOB: 10/08/2017. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Rebecca Ramirez ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following child
for adoption: N.T. born on 10/08/2018. You are hereby commanded to appear on April 13, 2022 at 11:00a.m., before the Honorable Magistrate Craig McCarthy, Juvenile Justice Center, ORANGE COUNTY, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 15th day of February 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 1026123, Children’s Legal Services 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 300 Orlando, FL 32811 cynthia.rodriguez4@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/ HIGBEE WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP20-334. In the Interest of Minor Child: J.W. DOB: 09/10/2009. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: SIMONE MCLENDON ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following child for adoption: J.W. born on 09/10/2009. You are hereby commanded to appear on April 11, 2022 at 9:15a.m., before the Honorable Judge Heather Higbee, Juvenile Justice Center, ORANGE COUNTY, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of February 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 1026123, Children’s Legal Services 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 300 Orlando, FL 32811 cynthia.rodriguez4@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR
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ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 7/ HIGBEE WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP13-71. In the Interest of Minor Children: A.S. DOB: 08/26/2012 D.S. DOB: 02/11/2015. NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: KRISTIN BROWN ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following children for adoption: A.S. born on 08/26/2012 and D.S. born on 02/11/2015. You are hereby commanded to appear on April 11, 2022 at 9:15 a.m., before the Honorable Judge Heather Higbee, Juvenile Justice Center, ORANGE COUNTY, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of February 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Cynthia J. Rodriguez, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 1026123, Children’s Legal Services 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 300 Orlando, FL 32811 cynthia.rodriguez4@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/HIGBEE CASE NO: DP 06-271 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: J. M. DOB: 08/13/2006, E. M. DOB: 02/26/2008, J. M. DOB: 04/04/2009, J. M. DOB: 12/13/2010, J. M. DOB: 08/25/2012, M. M. DOB: 07/19/2015, X. A. DOB: 08/22/2017. NOTICE OF ACTION TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: ERMA ANDERSON, ADDRESS UNKNOWN. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children. You are hereby commanded to appear before Circuit Judge Heather Higbee on Tuesday, March 22, 2022 at 9:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 31st day of January, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Samar Sultan, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0289847, samar.sultan@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal)
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/HIGBEE CASE NO: DP 10-259 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: A.M. DOB: 03/09/2011 A.M. DOB: 04/17/2012 G.M. DOB: 09/03/2014. NOTICE OF ACTION TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: NICOLE HARTMAN, ADDRESS UNKNOWN. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced children. You are hereby commanded to appear before Circuit Judge Heather Higbee on Wednesday, April 13, 2022 at 9:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 24th day of February, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Samar Sultan, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0289847, samar.sultan@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/ TYNAN CASE NO.: DP09292 IN THE INTEREST OF: W.S. DOB: 04/25/2019, minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. To: BILLY RAY SIMS, Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge G. TYNAN, at 9:00 a.m., on March 30th, 2022, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (THESE CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ON FILE WITH THE CLERK. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 8th day of February, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Ste. N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 921-7169. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/ TYNAN CASE NO.: DP21-84 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.G. DOB: 01/03/2020, minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. To: LAWRENCE JOHNSON, Address
Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge G. TYNAN, at 10:45 a.m., on April 4th, 2022, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. THIS HEARING WILL BE HELD VIA MICROSOFT TEAMS. THE LINK WILL BE PROVIDED. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (THESE CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ON FILE WITH THE CLERK. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 10th day of February, 2022. This summons has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Ste. N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 921-7169. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR OSCEOLA COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 41 CASE NO.: 21-DP-33. IN THE INTEREST OF: L. L., DOB: 04/05/2021, Minor child. NOTICE OF ACTION AND OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: TERRY HESTER, Unknown Address. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child; you are to appear before Judge Laura Shaffer, on April 5th, 2022, at 9:30a.m. at the Osceola County Courthouse at 2 Courthouse Square, Courtroom 4C, Kissimmee, FL 34741, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD WHOSE INITIALS APPEAR ABOVE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” DISABILITIES NOTICE: If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact the ADA Coordinator, Court Administration, Osceola County Courthouse, 2 Courthouse Square, Suite 6300, Kissimmee, Florida, (407) 742-2417, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 16th day of February, 2022. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Alexander Gonzalez, of 202 S. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32805,
pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Out of Many Street + Sol Kitchen It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Out of Many Street + Sol Kitchen” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 2/22/2022 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, James Patrick Shawver, of 369 Meadow Beauty Terrace, Sanford, FL 32771 in the county of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: James P. Shawver, CFP(R) Financial Services It is the intent of the undersigned to register “James P. Shawver, CFP(R) Financial Services” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 2/24/2022 Notice Is Hereby Given that WG Heritage LF, LLC, 500 N. Hurstbourne Pkwy, Ste 200, Louisville, KY 40222, desiring to engage in business under the fictitious name of Vitality Living Lake Forest, with its principal place of business in the State of Florida in the County of Seminole, intends to file an Application for Registration of Fictitious Name with the Florida Department of State. NOTICE OF MEETING FALCON TRACE COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT DISTRICT The meeting of the Board of Supervisors of the Falcon Trace Community Development District will be held on Wednesday, March 9, 2022 at 6:00 PM at Big Hawk Lake Rec Center, 13600 Hawk Lake Drive, Orlando, FL 32837. The meeting is open to the public and will be conducted in accordance with the provisionsof Florida Law for Community Development Districts. A copy of the agenda for this meeting may be obtained from the District Manager, at 219 East Livingston Street,Orlando, FL 32801. This meeting may be continued to a date, time, and place to be specified on the record at the meeting. There may be occasions when one or more Supervisors, Staff or other individuals will participate by telephone. Pursuant to the provisions of the Americans with Disabilities Act, any personrequiring specialaccommodations to participate in this meeting is asked to advise the District Office at least forty-eight (48) hours prior to the meeting by contacting theDistrict Manager at (407) 841-5524. If you are hearing or speech impaired, pleasecontact the Florida Relay Service 1-800-955-8770, for aid in contacting the DistrictOffice. Each person who decides to appeal any action taken at these meetingsis advised that person will need a record of the proceedings and thataccordingly, the person may need toensure that a verbatim record of theproceedings is made, including the testimony and evidence upon whichs uch appeal is to be based. Jason ShoweGovernmental Management Services – Central Florida, LLCDistrict Manager NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA
STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 9:30am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. UHaul Ctr 4 Corners 8546 W Irlo Bronson Memorial Hwy, Kissimmee Fl 34747 03/08/2022: 2310 Carlo Lorenzo, 2211-13 Lenore Robinson, 1435 Jayveri Kelly, 1792 Arleene Rios Rosa, 1605 Steven Gindlesberger, 1619-1621 Mark Weldy, 2256 Jason Espejo, 1625 Vitor Cantalejo, 2475 Velder Parker, 1851 Elia Noemi Melendez, 1520 Yamaris Rodriguez Soto, 1903 Atnia Avila, 2248 Lori Harris, 11461148 Inez Spigner, 2257 Walter Castro, 1546 Amy Quisenberry Faustine. Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that Value Store It 27, will sell the contents of the storage units listed below at a public auction to satisfy a lien placed on the contents (pursuant to Chapter 83 of the Florida Statutes). The sales will take place on Tuesday, March 22nd, 2022. The sale will be conducted under the direction of Christopher Rosa (AU4167) on behalf of the facilities management. Units will be available for viewing prior to the sale on www.storagetreasures.com. Contents will be sold for cash only to the highest bidder. A 10% buyer’s premium will be charged as well as a $50 cleaning deposit per unit. All sales are final. Seller reserves the right to withdraw the property at any time before the sale or to refuse any bids. No one under 16 years old is permitted to bid. The property to be sold is described as “General Household Items” “Personal Property” unless otherwise noted. Unit # – Name – Description. Value Store It 27 at 1700 Celebration Blvd, Celebration, FL. 34747 will list storage units on www.storagetreasures.com at 9:00 AM. 1010-Alfredo Gomez/Alfredo P Gomez; 5038-Charles lebranch;5048-Taylor Johnson;6089-Brianna Butts NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below on March 11, 2022 at the locations indicated: Store 1631: 5753 Hoffner Ave. Orlando FL 32822, 407.212.5890 @10:15 am August Hinnant, couches, bedframe. Store 7057: 13597 S. Orange Ave Orlando FL 32824, 407.910.2087 @ 10:30 Am, Annette Marie Del Toro Sanchez- household items, shoes, clothes: Lizzette Santiagototes, table, small bed: Hector Campos Lopez- household items: Trenitrice Neal- household furniture: Kyle Alonzoboxes, furniture, personal belongings. Store 7107: 6174 S Goldenrod Rd, Orlando, FL 32822 (407) 955-4137 @10:45 Am. Makayla Greybear; Furniture, grill, boxes, tools. Laney Greco; Household items. Store 7143: 6035 Sand Lake Vista Dr, Orlando FL 32819, 407.337.6665 @ 11:00 am Christopher Brown – dresser, stereo, bags, boxes, clothes, personal papers, shoes, totes; Pauline Pablo – tires; Nathalie Wortman – bags, clothes, shoes, mattress, bins, boxes. Store 7155 @ 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud FL 34769 (385) 266-1653 @11:15 AM: Jane Roderick household and garage items. Angie Senquiz upright piano, household items. Bryant Sanchez Industrial unit with hydraulic parts, racks, metal. David Caran furniture, household items, collectibles. Kimberly Gordon household items. Store 7306: 408 N Primrose Dr. Orlando FL 32803, 321.285.5021 @ 12:15 pm Francoise Sewell- clothes, shoes, totes, kitchen utilities, hair products; Kristi Mercer- holiday décor, Easter and Christmas items, totes. Store 7590: 7360 Sand Lake Rd, Orlando FL 32819, 407.634.4449 @ 11:45 am Jason Bainbridge-Boxes, Farrah Willis- 2 Bedroom Apartment, Gabrielle Thompson- Furniture, April Early- Household items 2 bedrooms, Jillian Wiles- Furni-
ture, household items. Store 8136: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407.488.9093 @ 12:00pm. Tammy Arthur- Bags, Boxes, Totes, File Cabinet, Musical Instruments, Grill, Popcorn popper. Clara Thompson- Bags, Clothes, Pictures, Shoes, Totes, Toys. Schamard Caneus- Chair, Dresser, Boxes, Totes. Raul Quinones- Boxes, Shoes, Tool Box, Tires, Rims, Car Parts. Katina YoungChair, Couch, Table, TV, Boxes, Tots, Fan, Cleaning Bucket. Stephanie DieudonneBed, Bags, Boxes, Clothes, Totes, Chair. Patricia Ann Whitfield- Chair, Dresser, Bags, Boxes, Clothes, Totes, Chair, Shelves, Vase, Purse. Viviane Marques Da Silva- Table, Totes, Hand Tools, Shelves, Paint, Camping Stove, Snow Board. Store 8460: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee FL 34746 (407) 429-8867 @ 12:15 PM: Malek Young Boxes & furniture, Rose j Rivera Furniture and boxes, Russell Culbreth Small furniture, boxes, and clothes, Qiana Harris clothing, lawn care equipment & baby gear, Tori Franklin tools heavy operating equitment Store 8612: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee, FL 34744 (407) 414-5303 @12:30 pm. Ashley Gonzalez household goods, personal items. Store 8753 @ 540 Cypress Pkwy Poinciana FL 34759 (863) 240-0879 @ 12:45PM Fior Diaz household items, Dorothy Hoover Cooler, Chairs, Tents, Raquel Forbes Household items, Margarita Sanchez Household items, Tools, Jean Santos Castro Household items, Charmaine Ephriam household items. Store 8778: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321.270.3440 @ 1:00 PM. Nina Gadson Clothing,furniture, toys etc,Ashley Harris Household, Nina Gadson Clothing furniture Etc,Harry Gadson Household item,richard zachary Household goods,Karma Butler King bed and dresser,Nicole King Hoysehold,Brandon Cipollone restaurant equipment,Brandon Cipollone Household goods. Store 8840: 11261 Narcoossee Rd. Orlando, Fl 32832 407-280-7355 @ 1:15PM. Myrna Robles Household Goods, Myrna Robles Household Goods, Jairo Jimenez Ayala Trailer and Jet skis. Store 8931: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407.720.7424@1:30PM pm: Adhalesi Almanzar household good & boxes, Shifon Johnson household & boxes, Yi Del Valle household goods, William Quiles boxes, bins, household goods, Dawn Corbeil boxes, clothes, misc items, Elizabeth Vivas household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE March 19, 2022 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2005 Toyota Camry 4T1BE32K85U422572 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following times and locations: March 16, 2022 9:30am Mindful Storage facility: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, FL 34759 (321) 732-6032 The personal goods stored therein by the following: #2089-Furniture, #2106-Households, #1072-Households, #2021-Households, #1064-Households.
Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on March 11th, 2022 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Of Central Florida, INC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; JTHBF5C22A5122363 2010/Lexus KMHWF35H15A195404 2005/Hyun WDDSJ4EB2JN633214 2018/Merz KM8J23A48LU094591 2020/Hyund 5N1AT3BA9MC712977 2021/Niss. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. MARCH 14, 2022 1HGFA168X6L151995 2006 HOND JT6GF10U0Y0050115 2000 LEXS MARCH 16, 2022 1B9UC0614LL280539 2020 BRRT MARCH 17, 2022 WDBJF65H7XA853163 1999 MERZ MARCH 19, 2022 1N4AL3AP3HC195424 2017 NISS 1G8MB35BX7Y134205 2007 STRN MARCH 21, 2022 3VWRF71K36M659837 2006 VOLK 1J4G248S4YC125867 2000 JEEP MARCH 24, 2022 YV1RS59V142368723 2004 VOLV NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 2603 OLD DIXIE HIGHWAY KISSIMMEE, FL 34744, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. MARCH 14, 2022 WVGAV7AX7GW534092 2016 VOLK MARCH 17, 2022 1FMZK01126GA03860 2006 FORD WMWRH33537TL94706 2007 MNNI
must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2006 Chevy VIN# 1G1AL55F467852477 1999 Mercedes VIN# WDBJF70H3XA795517 2006 Ford VIN# 1FMYU03126KA61550 2013 Volkswagen VIN# 1VWBN7A38DC054580 2017 Toyota VIN# JTNKARJEXHJ531504 2011 Dodge VIN# 1B3CB5HA2BD204376 To be sold at auction at 8:00 am. on March 23, 2022 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF SALE ADVERTISEMENT OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act. Bidding takes place on lockerfox.com and concludes Friday the 18th day of March, 2022 at 9:00 AM with payment following in CASH at the facility. Store Space Millenia, 4912 S. John Young Pkwy, Orlando, FL, 32839. Daniels,Stenza Household Items; Watford, Corey Lee Household Items; Bettin, JessicaHousehold Items; BERRIOS, MYRNAELIZ Household Items; BEALL, Tammy Household Items; Beall, Tammy Household Items.Store Space Orlando NOBT, 8235 North OrangeBlossom Trail, Orlando, FL, 32810. Desray, Francois Personal Product; Maddox, Janae Household items; Colvard, Muriel Household Goods; Allen, Duran Household Goods; Roque, Felipe Business property; Pernell, Howard Household goods; Halloy, TessHousehold Items; Manktelow, Jonathan P Household Items; Lubin, Destiny HouseholdI tems; Walker, Brianna Household Items; Olsen, Terry Household Items; Halloy, Tess Household items; Montague, Willie Household Items; St Fleurant, Juliana Household Items. Store Space Sanford - Storage, 3980 E. Lake Mary Blvd., Sanford, FL, 32773.Peckinpaugh Jr., JoeH ousehold Items; Reeve, Ciara Household Items; Issac, Felita Household Items. Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated this: 2nd and 9th day of March, 2022. NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00 AM on March 28, 2022 Billis Auto Center of Orlando Inc. 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2010 FORD VIN# 3FAHP0HG6AR365340 Lien Amt $3765.10, 2010 GMC VIN# 1GKLRKED2AJ162206 Lien Amt $4638.40 2008 HONDA VIN# 5FNYF28698B015258 Lien Amt $5765.90.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer
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Legal, Public Notices ALL ABOARD STORAGE NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Personal property of the following tenants will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder to satisfy a rental lien in accordance with Florida Statutes, Sections: A83.801 - 83.809. All units are assumed to contain general household goods unless otherwise indicated. Viewing of photos will be available on www.lockerfox.com, up to 5 days prior to each scheduled sale. The owners or their agents reserve the right to bid on any unit and also to refuse any bid. All items or units may not be available on the day of sale. The Public Sale will take place via www.lockerfox. com on: Tuesday, March 22, 2022, 2:00 p.m., or thereafter, at: Sanford Depot, All Aboard Storage 2728 W 25th Street, Sanford, FL 32771 321-363-1902 Cara Christiano 1274D Angelia Fontes 1005 Lasanda Brown 1044 Shannon Sharrow 1248 Towana Rush 1249 Barbara Hunt 1421 Scott Christensen 1433 Darby Shipp-Christensen 1166 Lisa Medina 1484 Cederick Rene 1521 Autumn Roach 1613 Dewitt Lingard 1739 Hector Ocasio 1744. The above Tenants have been given proper notice, fourteen days prior to the first publication of this Notice of Sale, that the Owner will enforce a statutory lien on the property located in their respective unit of the above-mentioned self-storage facilities. Ad to run: March 2 and 9, 2022.
Employment ACCOUNTING: Senior Business Controlling Analyst for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL). Fnncial sttmnt cnsldtn, anlysis, & prsnttn to fnnce & tech mngmnt w/in the Pwr Gnrtn Amrcas org. Req. Bach or frgn equiv in Accntng, Bsnss, or Fnnce, or rel fld + 8 yrs of exp in the job offrd or acc alt occu. Mst hve 8 yrs of exp w/ the fllwng sklls: exp in prfrance cntrllng or cmmrcial prjct cntrllng in the gas & pwr indstry; Enrgy/ Pwr Gnrtn indstry exp; prof in the fllwng tools: SAP, Altryx; prof w/ MS Offce, incldng Wrd, Excl, PP & Outlk, as wll as ThnkCll; hghly sklld in cllbrtn & rltnshp buildng w/ glbl oprtng teams & units; exp w/ hedge & FX anlysis; exp w/ intrnl & extrnl audts; & exp w/ blnce sheet, P&L, free cash flw anlysis. Approx 10% trvl req. As fed cntrctr, Siemens Enrgy cntn to mntr fed & stte lgl gdlns re COVID 19 vccne mndte. Siemens Enrgy is pausng mndtry vccne plcy whle addrssd bycourts. SEI wll mntr the stuatn clsly & may reimplmnt its plcy if req to cmply w/ fed law. Should vccne plcy be reimplmntd, this pstn req ees to be flly vccntd agnst COVID-19 unlss grntd a med or relgious accmmdtn. Mail rsms Michael Kellermann, Siemens Energy, Inc., 4400 N Alafaya Trail, , Orlando, FL 32826. Ref MK/BG. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly. Administrative Supervisor needed for Master Vacation Homes LLC, Kissimmee, FL to Super. the ofc., admin., & sals. assoc., coord. work of 1 or more func.units by prvdg. Cent. auth., determ. asgmt. of func. responsib.; Col., eval., & rep. dept. specif. adm. info.; oversees qual. ctrl. of db.; cond. expnd./revenue rev.; serves as cent. point to ease adm. work. Req. Bachelor’s in Arts plus 2 yrs. work exp. as manager. FT mail resume @ 2801 N Poinciana Blvd, Kissimmee, FL 34746. Cost Estimator, Bachelor’s Degree in Civil Engineering or ProductionEngineering. Prepare the work to be estimated by gathering proposals,projects, specifications and related documents. Identify
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GO TO ORLANDOJOBS.COM & ENTER THE JOB NUMBER IN KEYWORD FIELD TO LOCATE THIS POSTION labor, materialand time requirements by studying proposals, projects, specificationsand related documents. Calculate costs by analyzing labor, material,and time requirements. Resolve discrepancies by collecting and analyzing information. Present prepared estimation through the assembly anddisplay of numerical and descriptive information. Prepare reportsby collecting, analyzing and summarizing information and trends. Maintain the cost database by inserting and backing up the data.Contribute to the team’s effort as needed to achieve the expectedresults. Visit with clients to check possible projects specifications and related documents. Mail resume to Edelson Silva: 2800 S OrangeBlossom Trail, Suite H, Orlando, FL 32805. Roadway Staff Engineer Three (3) openings available- Maitland, FL-Research and design civil roadway engineering projects, prepare site plans,feasibility, scope, section packages, budgets, and contracts withclients. Plan pavement grading, cross slope analysis etc. Analyzep lan parameters, including resurfacing, improvements and reconstruction using drawings, design programs and 3D Modeling. Analyze, preparea nd present land use maps and regulations. Masters Civil Engineeringand 2 years’ experience required. Resumes to GreenmanPederson Inc.,Attn: Lewis Evans, TAS, 52 Glenmaura National Blvd., Suite 302, Scranton, PA 18505
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HRIS Workday Analyst (Considering out of State Candidates) Florida Virtual School 6509201 Complex Director of Human Resources - Caribe Royale Hotel Caribe Royale Orlando 6509196
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