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NEWS + FEATURES

FOOD + DRINK

7 Pulse: In Memoriam A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Frank Hernández Escalante

7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI

MUSIC 31 Freak power party Auld lang sinewave? Flaming Lips want to make every show a New Year’s bash

19 Taking it to the streets Hunger Street Tacos brings the gourmet street taco trend to Winter Park’s main drag

31 Picks This Week

19 Tip Jar

32 Absolute beginner

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

The District Eatery + Tap & Barrel has opened in Sanford, Big Kahuna’s Island Bowls opens in Winter Springs, plus more in our weekly food roundup

9 Informed Dissent

23 Bar Exam

In Washington as with Florida’s death penalty, power is the only currency that matters

The dapper AbracadaBar puts Disney BoardWalkers under its speakeasy spell

10 Hard times

Great live music rattles Orlando every night Electronic music innovator Hans-Joachim Roedelius has been finding the beauty in uncertainty for over four decades

35 This Little Underground King Woman and Oathbreaker redefine heavy music; Stevie Nicks and Chrissie Hynde’s Pretenders wow the faithful at Amway Arena

WWE’s WrestleMania extravaganza comes to Orlando this year, but pro wrestling has always been a force in Florida

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ARTS + CULTURE 17 Live Active Cultures Two new simulator based attractions show that the format still has a few bugs and shakes to work out.

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25 If at first you don’t succeed Lightning just misses striking twice for Charlie McDowell in The Discovery

25 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

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27 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: The Boss Baby and more

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Frank Hernández Escalante Tattooed on his left bicep in black ink, Frank Hernández kept a saying close to his heart: “Love has no gender.” The 27-yearold who grew up in Weslaco, Texas, was proud of his identity, often posting pictures with rainbow colors or his “GAY O.K.” shirt. Shortly after graduating high school in 2006, Hernández started working at Calvin Klein, where he rose through the ranks to become manager. Two years ago, he left Texas for the chance to manage a store in Orlando. He was making a life in the City Beautiful with his longtime boyfriend, Brett Rigas, and their two dogs. Months before they were about to celebrate their three-year anniversary, the couple went to the gay nightclub Pulse for a night of dancing and fun. When the shooting

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began, the two men lost each other in the dark. Rigas escaped out of the club with his life on June 12, but Hernández and 48 others did not. “He’s a little goofball,” Rigas told the Advocate magazine after his boyfriend’s death. “He was always making people laugh. Everybody loved him.” In his obituary, his family and friends described him as an easy laugh, someone who was the “life of the party.” He loved Beyoncé, dancing, traveling to South Padre Island and Mexican food. He was close to his family, especially his grandparents who helped raise him. “They took my big brother away from me, they took him away from us,” his sister Julissa Leal Escalante wrote on Facebook. “Frankie we love you, we will always love you and we will never forget you. You will always be in my heart.” The day after Hernández’s death, his 15year best friend Linda Garza posted that they were supposed to grow old together and yell at each other’s kids when they got in trouble. “I’m broken and torn and can’t deal with the agony of not having you in my life but please just always remember that I will see you again,” Garza writes. “You will now be my light that shines each morning and my stars that light up the night sky.” – Monivette Cordeiro

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ICYMI ILLUSTRATION BY CHRIS TOBAR RODRIGUEZ

Pulse survivors and families sue shooter’s employer, a resignation at the Seminole Clerk’s office after derogatory remarks, a Florida man who really loves pancakes and other things you may have missed this week. »

Pulse survivors and families sue gunman’s widow and employer: Victims’ families and survivors of the shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse are suing the gunman’s jailed widow and employer, saying they did nothing to stop the massacre where 49 people were killed even though they knew Omar Mateen intended to commit violent acts. The complaint says years before June 12, 2016, the international security company G4S applied for a concealed weapons license for Mateen and allowed him to keep it even after they learned the FBI was investigating him. The lawsuit also alleges Mateen’s widow helped him scout out Pulse for an attack and purchase firearms and ammunition.

Seminole Clerk’s employee resigns after saying Ayala should be ‘hung from a tree’: Stan McCullars, an assistant finance director at the Seminole County Clerk of Court office, resigned after being suspended with pay for posting on Facebook that Orange-Osceola State Attorney Aramis Ayala should be “tarred and feathered if not hung from a tree.” McCullars made the comments after Ayala announced she would not pursue the death penalty for cases during her administration, including the case of murder suspect Markeith Loyd. Seminole County Clerk Grant Maloy says those comments don’t reflect his or his office’s beliefs. In some related news, House Speaker Richard Corcoran joined every other politician in the state wanting to jump on the publicity bandwagon and asked Gov. Rick Scott to further suspend Ayala after the governor already removed her from the Loyd case.

Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection: Kiaron Thomas, 21, decided to live his best life last week by snacking on some pancakes with syrup on a small table smack dab in the way of Lakeland traffic. Thomas told police it was a prank but they decided to charge him with placing an obstruction in the roadway and disrupting the free flow of traffic.

Florida’s constitution commission is coming to Orlando today: Revising the Florida Constitution only happens once every 20 years, so while it may not sound all that exciting, it’s important for the public to go. This year’s commission is led by Carlos Beruff, the guy who called President Obama an “animal” during the Senate race against Marco Rubio. So yeah, you’re going to want to be there. The hearing will be from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Wednesday, March 29, at the University of Central Florida’s Fairwinds Alumni Center. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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sought to effectively neuter the incoming Democratic governor. And last week, Orlando got its own taste of this action, when Gov. Rick Scott took In Washington as with Florida’s death penalty, power is the the unprecedented step of removing State only currency that matters Attorney Aramis Ayala, an elected official An astounding confluence of administration that all major initiatives who answers to her constituents, from events occurred last week in Washington. should grind to a halt until it is resolved: the Markeith Loyd case because she used In one room on the Capitol, the FBI direc- health care, the budget, tax reform and, her discretion and pledged not to seek the death penalty – not then, not ever. tor was admitting, under oath, to the House yes, the Supreme Court nominee. I won’t fully litigate my feelings on capThe third is, for our purposes, most Intelligence Committee, for the first time in American history, that associates of important. It’s that Scalia died a year ital punishment here. I’m against it. It’s the president of the United States were ago, when Barack Obama was president. anachronistic, arbitrary, futile as a deterunder investigation for colluding with an Obama nominated a boring, unobjection- rent, and racist and expensive in practice. adversarial foreign government to disrupt able, qualified, middle-of-the-road guy You can disagree. You’d be empirically a federal election to the president’s advan- named Merrick Garland to succeed him. wrong, but that’s fine. It’s also on the The Republicans, tossing out hundreds of wane. tage. In 2016, there were only 20 executions In another room, the Senate Judiciary years of precedent and senatorial decoCommittee was beginning its question- rum, declined to so much as give the man in the United States, of which only one ing of that president’s nominee for the a hearing. So no, the Democrats don’t took place in Florida, according to the Supreme Court, a lifelong appointment owe Neil Gorsuch a goddamn thing. He Death Penalty Information Center. That’s the lowest nationthat will have ramifications long after the – and all other Trump ally since 1991 and president leaves the Oval Office, and likely nominees not named a steep decline from Merrick Garland – long after he leaves the earth. 1999, when 98 people There are three very good reasons why should be filibustered Regardless of whether were put to death. Senate Democrats should go to the map to on principle. Aramis Ayala is making Florida peaked in But what happened oppose Neil Gorsuch, President Trump’s 2014, when it exeto Garland is sympSupreme Court nominee. the right decision (she cuted eight people; The first is both the most obvious and tomatic of a disease is), it’s her decision to its current drought the weakest argument: He would be a permeating our polimake, not Rick Scott’s. owes first to a U.S. reactionary conservative in the mold tics in recent years, Supreme Court rulof the man he would replace, the late mainly on the right: ing last January Antonin Scalia. But while nominees have It’s a willingness to that judges couldn’t been rejected on ideological grounds – see take a blowtorch to Bork, Robert – they’ve never been filibus- longstanding norms in the blatant pur- override jury recommendations against tered, which is what Democrats would suit of power, a lack of respect for the a death sentence and then another High have to do. (And this would, in essence, be will of voters when those voters don’t Court ruling in October that jury death daring the Republicans not to eliminate see things your way. This has been sentences had to be unanimous. Death the filibuster altogether, which they might most pronounced among conserva- sentences are also declining. In 2015, only tive actors in reaction to local elected 49 people were sentenced to die in the in any event.) The second and most intuitive is that the officials’ progressive decisions. You see it United States, down from 315 in 1996. As Slate reported last week, of the mere fact that the president is under FBI in things like state governments attemptinvestigation – as the historian Douglas ing to crack down on their sanctuary nation’s 2,300 prosecutors, 99 percent Brinkley put it, “There’s the smell of trea- cities, or in North Carolina, where in did not seek the death penalty last year. son in the air” – puts such a cloud over his December the Republican legislature Ayala, the first African-American elected orlandoweekly.com

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prosecutor in Florida, is decidedly in the majority. What sets her apart is that she made her intentions clear – and her intentions ran contrary to those of Rick Scott. So Rick Scott decided that the longstanding norms granting prosecutors discretion over when to seek the death penalty no longer apply. He’ll make those decisions for you, thank you very much. I should back up here a second and say that this is something voters should have been able to consider in November. It’s a failure of the local media and, quite frankly, of Ayala and her opponent, Jeff Ashton, that this question was never raised during the campaign. But that doesn’t change that fact that, if voters dislike Ayala’s decision here, it’s up to them to reject her in 2020. It’s not up to Rick Scott – who lost Orange County by 12 percentage points and Osceola by 8 – to make up their minds for them. Loyd is about as unsympathetic a character as you can find: an accused cop-killer who allegedly murdered his pregnant ex-girlfriend. If you’re making an argument for capital punishment, he’s exhibit A. Which means he’s both a testament to the strength of Ayala’s convictions and an ideal target for Scott’s tough-oncrime posturing. But that doesn’t change the fact that, regardless of whether Ayala is making the right decision (she is), it’s her decision to make, not Scott’s. The fact that Scott is willing to shamelessly abrogate her authority, to substitute his judgment for hers to ensure that a black man get the needle – and we are naïve to pretend there’s no racial aspect to the politics of his intervention – shows that, like in D.C., traditional norms are dead. Power is now the now the only currency that matters. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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hings were spiraling out of control for father-and-son wrestling tandem Eddie and Mike Graham. Tuesday night was wrestling night in Tampa. Long before the Orlando Magic or Tampa Bay Buccaneers, professional wrestlers were some of Florida’s biggest heroes. And the Grahams were Florida wrestling royalty, the good guys (or “faces”) squaring off against a pair of bad guys (or “heels”) in front of a 6,000-strong audience at the Tampa Armory on a spring evening in 1974. The Grahams had ruled Florida wrestling for over a decade, but this night would be about the birth of a new legend. The match is tough and even though it’s choreographed down to the very ending, it feels real. Wrestling in Eddie Graham’s promotion, Championship Wrestling From Florida, always blurs the lines of realism, just the way Graham likes it. So far the heel team of Pak Song and Dusty Rhodes, accompanied by manager Gary Hart, is winning. During a pivotal moment in the match, when all seems lost for the faces, Dusty Rhodes looks suddenly indecisive, hesitating as he watches Hart strangle Mike and Song put Eddie in his “Iron Claw” finishing hold. The roar of the crowd grows a little louder. And then, in one of those classic wrestling moments that straddle soap opera and athletic competition, Rhodes shuffles his feet, does a little wiggle, and

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turns on his partners, saving the Graham family by leveling Song and Hart with his patented bionic elbow. The crowd, naturally, explodes. That night, Rhodes would become the “American Dream” and rise to the level of wrestling superstar. Over the next 40 years, he would headline numerous CWF shows and other Jim Crockett Promotions events all throughout the South during the ’70s and ’80s, before being finally signed away by Vince McMahon and his World Wrestling Federation empire (later WWE or World Wrestling Entertainment). When Dusty finally turned up on WWF television programs in 1989, WWF officials outfitted him in hideous black and yellow polka dots and made him film a series of ridiculous skits poking fun at his “blue collar” persona (including one with Rhodes as spokesperson for the “Americana Butcher Shop,” somehow delivering the line “you sure can’t beat my meat,” without dying on camera). It felt like the end of an era.

Rhodes’ babyface turn in 1974, though, was a high-water mark in the history of CWF, before the promotion faded away in the mid-’80s with the death of its leader, Graham, and as McMahon’s WWF began to sign the big talent away from regional wrestling territories to come “up north.” But while Rhodes and Graham have faded into wrestling’s past, and the sport no longer fills small arenas across the state every week, Florida can still be seen as very much the home of wrestling’s present and future.

his Sunday, April 2, the WWE, the biggest wrestling promotion in the world, returns to Orlando with their signature event, WrestleMania. It’s the third time in nine years that WWE head Vince McMahon has decided to hold WrestleMania in Florida and the second time it has been in Orlando. WWE sits unchallenged atop the bones of the conquered regional wrestling territories that McMahon raided in the ’80s and even CONTINUED ON PAGE 12

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rebranded “wrestling” in its own image as “sports entertainment.” WrestleMania is a symbol of that success, WWE’s annual victory lap. Back in the days before the WWE was the top dog in the yard, wrestling comprised a bunch of smaller regional and mostly autonomous territories. Every part of the country had its own wrestling promotion, with the majority of them operating under the loosely organized National Wrestling Alliance banner. The territories included World Class Championship Wrestling in Texas, American Wrestling Association in Minnesota and the northern states, and Florida’s own Championship Wrestling from Florida. Wrestling at its core is live theater, but with characters costumed in spandex and the stage a 20-by-20-foot canvas with three ropes and four posts at each corner. While experiencing WWE’s brand of wrestling today is akin to going to the Technicolor spectacle of an arena rock show, its core elements are still the same as 40 years ago; the hero versus the heel. Perhaps nobody understood this better in wrestling than Eddie Graham, head of Florida’s original wrestling territory, Championship Wrestling From Florida, during the glory days of the ’70s and ’80s. With a shock of white hair and a deep tan, Eddie Graham looked like he had stepped off the set of a Hollywood feature. Graham came to Florida in 1961 after years of wrestling in the northeast, a stint that included tag team championships on one hand and a match wrestling a turkey on the other. Graham helped run CWF with owner Clarence “Cowboy” Luttrall until taking it over completely in 1971. It was a good time to be a wrestling fan in Florida with Graham running the show. The promotion ran events regularly throughout the entire state, drawing upward of 9,000 people to their bigger matches. On Sundays, CWF would stop by Orlando and perform at the Eddie Graham Sports Complex. For the marquee shows, Graham was able to bring in outside attractions like Harley Race, Andre the Giant and Ric Flair. “There is no comparison to what the live shows were like back then to how wrestling shows are nowadays,” remembers longtime Florida wrestling fan Barry Rose. He fondly recalls the first time his father took him to a wrestling show at the age of 8: “The arena was filled with cigarette smoke, the AC didn’t work so you could feel the heat from the wrestlers. People had their legs hanging from the rafters. It all added to the aura and ambience.” CWF’s successful live events were bolstered by its TV show, which featured the golden voice of professional wrestling, Gordon Solie. Solie’s dry and technical 12

style of announcing gave professional wrestling a credibility that fit perfectly with the realistic style that Eddie Graham was aiming for in his matches. Graham was so adamant about keeping the realism of wrestling intact that he forbade any of his feuding wrestlers to be seen with one another outside the arena. And if one of Graham’s wrestlers was challenged to a fight by a local drunk at a bar, Graham would rather his wrestler prove his toughness with a punch than walk away from a fight. It came as a shock and a surprise to all when Eddie Graham committed suicide on Super Bowl Sunday in 1985. After Graham’s death, CWF was run by a committee which included Mike Graham, his brother Skip Gossett, and wrestlers Dusty Rhodes and Buddy Colt. The company struggled to keep up with the changing nature of the wrestling business as fans began to favor the spectacle and bright, cartoonish characters of the WWE over the grittier wrestling that Graham’s promotion was known for. In 1987, with the company losing money, as well as many of their stars, to WWE, and their live show attendance dwindling, Mike Graham sold the floundering business to Jim Crockett Promotions. CWF became another casualty in WWE’s ’80s crusade to dominate wrestling on a national stage and put all regional territories out of business. Graham would later sell the CWF tape library to the WWE in 2007. In a tragic, almost Shakespearean twist of fate, Mike Graham and his son

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Steven would also commit suicide. The Graham family tragedy closed one chapter on wrestling in Florida, but the story didn’t end; it continues at Full Sail University with NXT.

very two months, hundreds of people fill Full Sail University’s largest live venue to watch the legacy of the American Dream. Dusty Rhodes has been dead for a couple of years now, but his influence in NXT lives on. Rhodes made his biggest latter-day impact at Full Sail, training the upcoming crop of hopeful WWE superstars. After Rhodes passed away in 2015 of stomach cancer, WWE created a yearly tag team tournament in NXT fittingly named the Dusty Rhodes Tag Team Classic. At an NXT show at Full Sail Live, there is an energy and buzz that comes from thinking you are about to witness the next big thing. As an official WWE developmental brand, NXT has consistently touted itself as the future of professional wrestling and as “a revolution.” Before NXT was the place to find the next sport-entertainment prospects, potential WWE superstars honed their craft at Florida Championship Wrestling’s facility in Tampa. FCW had a brief five-year run as one of WWE’s developmental territories. Although FCW was not around for very long, its alumni are a who’s who of WWE superstars. Roman Reigns, Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Cesaro are just a handful of the wrestlers who fine-tuned their craft in Florida. “The FCW Arena was a small

warehouse in Tampa,” recalls Cesaro. “FCW had two rings, 50 chairs, and no AC during the Florida summers. It felt shuttered off from the rest of the world.” An NXT card feels like a mix of the current WWE product and a scrappy independent show. There is an abundance of the lights and loud entrance music and bright characters that the WWE is known for. But the crowd size is less than 1,000 strong - diehard fanatics who will gleefully chant “N-X-T” in approval of a good match - and the wrestlers take time to meet the fans before and after matches. The WWE Performance Center in Orlando now allows the public to take tours of the facility for a chance to see where their wrestlers train. If it feels like Orlando is becoming a second home for the WWE, there is something to that. “We have a strong relationship and we value their partnership,” says Kirk Wingerson, marketing manager for City of Orlando Venues. “The NXT performance center shows they have faith in this market and it’s been a successful operation for WWE. That this is all happening in our backyard is a real boon for our city.” Head NXT trainer Matt Bloom has been with the WWE off-and-on for 18 years. He did a lengthy stint wrestling in Japan, where he won several championships in tag team competition. Bloom retired from in-ring work in 2014 and became a trainer for NXT. “I’m helping the talent in NXT become the best that they can be,” Bloom says of his role. “We have talent from all over the world with different backgrounds. We have fitness buffs, bodybuilders, former football players, and I have to bring the absolute best out of them.” Bloom and his team have done an impressive job. There are a staggering 17 wrestlers on the WrestleMania card who first trained in Florida at either FCW or NXT before making the jump to the main WWE roster. Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose, and Cesaro all started in developmental territory FCW while Kevin Owens, Charlotte Flair, Sasha Banks, Enzo Amore, Big Cass and Neville all cut their teeth in NXT.

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f NXT is the place for wrestling’s future and Florida is home to wrestling’s past, then Orlando is ground zero for wrestling now over the next few days. This weekend, wrestling’s biggest event is coming home to Florida again. There are 12 confirmed matches on the card, including eight bouts with championship gold on the line, a WrestleMania record. Wrestling fans will no doubt get their fix as critics are predicting the show to run an astounding five hours. The WrestleMania main event features WWE Universal Champion Goldberg, who returned to WWE in November after a 13-year hiatus, going up against former WWE & UFC Champion Brock Lesnar. Despite the combined age of these two warriors being 89 years, the buildup has been as intense as any WWE main event in recent memory. The grizzled veteran Goldberg has gotten the best of Brock Lesnar in every match between the two, including their first encounter in 2004 at WrestleMania 20 and a quick, onesided affair back in November that was Goldberg’s first match back from retirement. The disastrous November bout shocked fans, and the two legends have been on a collision course ever since. Other high-profile bouts on the card include WWE Champion Bray Wyatt against third-generation superstar Randy Orton – whose father, Bob Orton Jr., got his start in wrestling as “Young Mr. Wrestling” in CFW. John Cena is teaming up with his longtime girlfriend, Nikki Bella, to go up against another wrestling couple, The Miz and Maryse, in a mixed tag match. The Women’s Championship will be defended in a triple-threat match between three women, all of whom got their starts in NXT: champion Bayley, Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks. And in one of the more anticipated matches of the evening, The Undertaker will be competing in his unprecedented 25th WrestleMania event when he goes up against Roman Reigns. While WrestleMania is no doubt the reason why an estimated 100,000 fans are making the trek to Orlando, there are at least 20 other wrestling-themed events happening during the week. In addition to WWE-sponsored events like the WWE Hall of Fame ceremony on Friday night at the Amway Center, WrestleMania Fan Axxess at the Orange County Convention Center, and NXT Takeover Orlando on Saturday night, there are dozens of independent wrestling promotions that will be riding on WrestleMania’s coattails. Wrestling fans will get a chance to see fresh new faces that may one day be performing under the WWE umbrella. Independent wrestling promotions Ring

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of Honor, Chikara, and What Culture Professional Wrestling – also referred to as WCPW – will all present wrestling cards in Orlando during WrestleMania week. The U.K.-based promotion WCPW is less than a year old and has never put on a show in the United States, but they see it as a great opportunity to get in front of new fans. “You can say we’re an ambitious company,” says WCPW founding member Adam Blampied. “We are bringing a card of great wrestling, trying to compete in the huge circus that is WrestleMania weekend. This is the best weekend of the year to be a wrestling fan.” Despite all the other events happening around town this week, WrestleMania is the reason for the season, and city leaders have touted the good this will do for Orlando. “We are the American Dream,” Mayor Buddy Dyer said recently at the unveiling of a giant WWE replica belt in downtown Orlando, according to the Orlando Sentinel. “It’s like a Super Bowl, with people from around the country and around the world coming to be part of the experience,” gushed Dyer. Last April’s WrestleMania in Dallas generated $170.4 million in economic impact from visitors to the city and surrounding areas, according to figures released by the mayors of Dallas and Arlington, Texas. That number is the highest of any event in WWE history, but with an extra day of WWE programming as well as the ancillary events happening throughout the city, that record could fall in Orlando.

he old-school territories are long gone. A housing development now sits where the old Eddie Graham Sports Complex used to be. And despite how huge wrestling has grown in the last 40 years, some of the old fans swear that it’s just not the same. The magic that filled smaller venues seems to have been forgotten in today’s WWE. “There was a believability factor in the old days that just isn’t there today.” says Barry Rose. “The WWE wrestlers are better athletes than what we had in Florida in the ‘70s but they can’t tell a story in the ring like they used to.” But whereas old-school fans scoff at today’s WWE for not having the same heart as the wrestling that they grew up with, today’s wrestling fans are giddy with excitement for the week ahead. “The coolest thing about WrestleMania week is that every corner of the city will be taken up with some sort of wrestling.” says WCPW’s Adam Blampied. “If you explore, if you broaden your horizon, you can discover your new favorite wrestler. That’s the best thing about this week. When you scratch beneath the surface, you can find hidden treasures everywhere.” feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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The wrestling legend talks about his road stories, locker room antics and pranks he played on his opponents. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $22-$40; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

A Night of Extreme

Appearance by professional wrestlers Raven, Tommy Dreamer and Stevie Richards. Music by American Party Machine and Engraved. Friday, 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $30; 407-9992570; backbooth.com.

Ringside: An Afternoon With Jim Ross and Friends An afternoon with the longtime WWE ringside commentator. Saturday-Sunday, 1 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$100; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

Rock ’N Brawl

Night of wrestling matches and a performance by rock band the Adolescent Theory. Wednesday, 5 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20-$25; 407504-7699; giltnightclub.com.

Something to Wrestle With Bruce Prichard Live taping of the wrestling podcast with Bruce Prichard, Conrad Thompson and guests. Saturday, 11:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $30; 407-9992570; backbooth.com.

WaleMania III

A meet and greet with wrestlers, a live podcast taping and a performance by rapper Wale. Thursday, 7 pm; Tier Nightclub, 20 E. Central Ave.; $15-$150; 407317-9129; tiernightclub.com.

WrestleMania 33

The biggest night in wrestling of the year comes to Orlando. Sunday, 5:30 pm; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $160-$3,075; 407-423-2476; campingworldstadium.com.

WWE Hall of Fame 2017

WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony for Kurt Angle. Friday, 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $54-$110; 800745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

WWE Monday Night Raw

Pro wrestling. Monday, 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; SOLD OUT; 800745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

WWE NXT Takeover: Orlando

The next generation of wrestling superstars take over the Amway Center. Saturday, 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $25-$45; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com.

WWE Smackdown Live

Pro wrestling. Tuesday, 7:45 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $45-$75; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com.

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Recently I previewed Universal’s

new Jimmy Fallon “flying theater” ride, While fellow thrillcalling it “a small step sideways for simulators.” Perhaps I spoke to soon, because seeker fans will want in the weeks since I’ve experienced two to jump on board new new simulator-based attractions that aren’t merely sliding perpendicular, but simulators, the average may have completely jumped the rails. reader may want to read I’ve always been interested in expandon before taking a trip ing entertainment technology outside of the theme parks; heck, I used to own a on these crazy trains. chair from Disney’s Alien Encounter so I could recreate the show in my garage. But while fellow thrill-seeker fans will probably want to jump on board, the average reader may want to read on before taking a my initial encounter with 4DX suggested that its programmers haven’t yet mastered trip on these crazy trains. the subtlety required to make it a truly immersive experience, instead of a head4DX AT POINTE ache-inducing distraction. ORLANDO For the first few scenes, Kong: Skull The Pointe Orlando shopping complex on I-Drive has had its ups and downs Island in 4DX was a lot of fun, with a over the years, with a constantly shift- mix of intense 3-D visuals and violent but ing mix of tenants. But it’s always been well-choreographed motion that rivaled one of the best places in town to catch a segments of the new King Kong ride at movie, thanks to the Regal’s massive IMAX Islands of Adventure. But instead of conscreen. Now they’ve taken things a step fining the gyrations to action sequences, further by installing Florida’s first 4DX our sadistic sofa insisted on twitching at theater, which promises to bring theme every camera move, even during dialogue; park-style special effects to first-run fea- the nadir came when the seat shuddered in response to a slide carousel. Unlike ture-length films. Popular in Asia for some time but only the older D-Box motion seats offered at now spreading to the States, 4DX replaces Fashion Square, there’s no intensity conthe standard cinema seats with banks of trol or off button for 4DX’s movement, and four-passenger benches that hydraulically at times I had to hold onto the armrests for heave, pitch and roll in reaction to the dear life; plan on finishing your popcorn on-screen action. In addition, strategically before previews end, or it’ll be all over the placed nozzles spray you with water, air, floor. At least the water effects – which fog, bubbles, snow and even scents, all in range from spritzing to soaking, and swiftsync with the story. Strobe lights, leg-tick- ly grow annoying – can be disabled. lers and in-seat subwoofers round out a list of gimmicks that would make William MORTEM MANOR’S LAST Castle green with envy. RIDE AT OLD TOWN The end result is like a cross between While wobbling my way out of the 4DX the Despicable Me and Shrek 4D attrac- torture chamber, I silently swore that I’d tions, only instead of lasting five minutes, sooner attend my own funeral than spend it goes on for over two hours. Needless $20 trying it again. Someone in Kissimmee to say, this isn’t the ideal format to focus must have been reading my mind, because on a moody drama like Moonlight, but only days later, Old Town’s Mortem Manor the concept could have potential for haunted house announced the opening brainless blockbusters. Unfortunately, of their new Last Ride burial simulator. I

was initially apprehensive about visiting Mortem Manor, not for fear of the frights found within, but out of respect for Dan Carro and the Legends Dark Amusements team, who built and operated the haunt from 2013 until it was closed and re-branded last year. But after a spin on Old Town’s colorful new Ferris wheel for courage, I bought my combo ticket and dove in. The current incarnation of Old Town’s haunted house retains most of Legends’ old structure, but is now a much darker attraction, both figuratively and literally: the original tongue-in-cheek storyline and antique period props were replaced with gorier animatronics and pitchblack corridors. I was impressed at how aggressively interactive the scareactors I encountered were – while they won’t touch you, they did sneak up behind me whispering my name – and the manager informed me that additional effects are on their way. After making my way past Mortem Manor’s maniacs, I arrived at my real objective. The Last Ride, which has been showcased at Halloween conventions for a decade, consists of an actual coffin that’s been converted into a single-occupant attraction. Riders recline in the surprisingly comfy casket, the lid is closed, and box begins bucking as gravediggers (with inexplicable Cockney accents) bitch about bearing your body to its final repose. Air hoses tickle your feet as the worms begin to feast on your rotting flesh, which you can smell thanks to authentically awful odor dispensers. The entire ordeal lasts under five minutes, and when the coffin opened I was left less spiritually reborn than morbidly bemused. At only $5, or $3 in combination with the $15 walk-through, Last Ride was worthwhile for the funereal photo op alone. But now, can we get the attractions innovators working on simulating things people actually want to experience? Buzz me when they build the “Hamilton original cast from the front row” simulator – I’ll be first in line. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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TAKING IT TO THE STREETS Gourmet street taco trend hits BY FAIYAZ KARA

hile the hype surrounding Hunger Street Tacos may have subsided, the lingering effects painted and perfumed by the streets of Mexico City (Avenida Toluca in particular) nevertheless remain. Granted, the olfactory splendor of cheaper cuts and nasty bits is absent – owners/brothers Joe and David Creech recognize this is still Winter Park after all – but I’m not one to bleat and grouse about the waft of fancier cuts like seared brisket. You won’t smell pork skin frying either, but you will find it hard to keep fingers from pinching off bits of chicharrón de queso ($5). This cheese dosa of sorts, served with guac and fiery salsa, makes a far better sharing plate at this cheery taqueria than “street chips” ($2.50), which amount to potato chips drizzled with hot sauce and lime. Plus the chips are prepped behind the counter by the person taking your order, which only serves to slow down the queue. A different counter configuration hasn’t really improved the efficiency of the ordering process either. If anything, the snaking line appears to move even slower than the days when BB Junction and 4Rivers Smokehouse called the space home. And the parking? Oof. Needless to say, when/if

cheese stuffed inside a nicely charred quesadilla ($5.90) is another meatless winner, and the subtle hints of zucchini and yellow squash aren’t bullied by the mix of sautéed onions, garlic and salsa roja either. But more often than not, I find myself gravitating towards HST’s tostadas ($4.70). Winter Park’s main drag “The arc of the transcendent-food universe is long,” so says my friend Lauren, “but it bends toward fiery vegetarian tinga tostayou find a spot, there’s ample time to take das.” Truth. I’d add “and chicken-chorizo in the menu of tacos, tostadas and quesadil- tinga tostadas” to that nugget of wisdom. las as well as the taqueria’s vivid murals. I Both are superbly crunchy, drizzled in will say that in all my visits, the food arrives crema fresca and graced with slivers of fairly quickly and is devoured fairly quick- avocado. And, yeah, they definitely bring ly. Double corn tortillas are sturdy enough the heat. Enjoy them the way I do – with to contain such filler-heavy numbers as a side of the esquites ($3.30), or corn the Campechano ($3.50) and El Mañanero niblets cooked in a bone marrow broth reduction with cotija, ($4). Both comprise lime and epazote. brisket, chorizo It’s a perfect pairing. and a healthy dolHUNGER STREET TACOS From the list of deslop of avocado salsa, 2103 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park serts, both chocoflan but the latter adds a 321-444-6270 ($5), essentially a layer of refried beans, hungerstreettacos.com bundt cake topped scrambled eggs and $ with dense custard, Chihuahua cheese. If and the key lime pie you’re one to eat your ($4) had us convinced taco with the inner the cappers weren’t tortilla and leave the outer tortilla for sop-up duty, then you’ll mere afterthoughts. The toasted meringue thoroughly enjoy these tacos. And if you on the Key lime pie even managed to conenjoy biting into two tortillas simultane- vert a couple of Key lime pie haters in our ously, you’ll enjoy them too. Really, there’s group. And conversion is something the nothing not to like. The sautéed hibiscus Creech brothers know something about. and guac ($3) has a tendency to arouse They took a liking to Mexican cuisine as quizzical facial contortions, particularly children of missionaries in Guadalajara, among vegans, but when my eyebrows set- and as far as bringing south-of-the-border tled, I came to enjoy the chewy texture and tastes to Winter Park, consider their misfloral essence of the edible flower. Wilted sion accomplished. squash blossoms and melted Chihuahua fkara@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OPENINGS The 3,400-square-foot Orange County Brewers will open in the former Fiat space on the corner of Orange Avenue and Jefferson Street this May and will feature a pizza joint called Orlando Pizza and Wing Co. … Look for Lineage Coffee to open a second location next to Lazy Moon Pizza on Colonial Drive later this year … Reyes Mezcaleria by Jason and Sue Chin (Osprey Tavern, Seito Sushi) is currently hiring and will open in the old Citrus space by mid-April … Tex-Mex joint the Whole Enchilada will open on Plant Street in Winter Garden some time this fall … The District Eatery + Tap & Barrel has opened on Second Street in Sanford … Manny’s Original Chophouse, with restaurants in Kissimmee, Winter Haven, Haines City and Lake Wales, will move into the old Lago space in Baldwin Park later this year … Big Kahuna’s Island Style Bowls has opened in Winter Springs … Tijuana Flats has opened outposts in Celebration and ChampionsGate … Uncle Julio’s Mexican Restaurant will open in an 8,500-square-foot space at I-Drive 360 this summer … Universal’s Volcano Bay water park will have four dining locations: Kohola Reef Restaurant & Social Club, Whakawaiwai Eats, Bambu and the Feasting Frog … Guests at Pandora – The World of Avatar at Disney’s Animal Kingdom will enjoy healthy eats at Satu’li Canteen. CLOSINGS Trevi Pasta Express in Ivanhoe Village will close for a few weeks to undergo renovations to the kitchen and dining room. NEWS/EVENTS The Taste of West Orange goes March 30 from 5-8:30 p.m. in Ocoee with food and drink provided by such outfits as RusTeak, Market to Table, Dead Lizard Brewing and more. Tickets are $40 advance; $50 day of … The Taste at I-Drive 360 goes April 2, while the Taste of College Park goes April 6 at Dubsdread … Orlando Brewing celebrates 11 years April 7 with four limited-release beers … James Beard Foundation Award nominees and winners gather for Women in the Kitchen at Lake Meadow Naturals April 23 in support of the foundation’s work in advancing women in the culinary industry. Cost is $150 … Cress Restaurant’s Hari Pulapaka has been named to the Grist 50, a list of inspiring innovators working on fresh solutions to humanity’s biggest problems.

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Hash House A Go Go Hash House is centrally located in the Tourist District of I-Drive, but packs a punch that’s definitely local-worthy, with gargantuan portions of home-cooked goodness. They certainly don’t hide their love for the farm here – there is a damn tractor right when you walk in after all – but they manage to do it without coming across as tacky, which is so often the case with Southern-style restaurants. (Lookin’ at you, Cracker Barrel.) You many think that because Hash House is in the heart of the Tourist District it’s for vacationers and conventioneers. But we have to admit, with its big ass pancakes and oversized EVERYTHING (well, almost everything), it should be on the top of your to-do list when you’ve got

out-of-towners to entertain. Hash House’s extensive bar menu and easy-parking make it a great choice for Orlando locals looking for an above-average brunch experience on the south side. And it certainly is the optimal brunch spot to get your day of shopping and attractions off to a great start. The aforementioned full liquor bar at Hash House boasts an extensive and creative drink menu. First and foremost, the Huckleberry Sin is not to be overlooked. This mixture of homemade lemonade with huckleberry vodka is a refreshing break from the usual brunch libations. They keep the unique booze coming with a deliciously sweet Spiked Kiwi Watermelon Lemonade. And while a 25 oz. Budweiser

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in a brown bag might not be as “flavorful” as some of their other concoctions, it certainly is funny. But if you’re more of a mimosas and Bloody Mary kind of bruncher, Hash House slings quite a few interesting selections of both. The Texas Bloody Martini throws in Tito’s Handmade Vodka for the old shaken and stirred treatment and is garnished to perfection with jalapeño-stuffed olives, baby gherkins, blue lake green beans and lemon. Pinkies up for that one. Perhaps you’re leaning more towards a mimosa, and that’s more than OK at Hash House. They’ve got a large menu of juices to choose from, but the shining stars here are the Specialty Mimosas.

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Taking influence from the idyllic islandlife, their Aloha Royale perfectly blends together chambord, pineapple juice and champagne. While the Aloha Royale is a breath of fresh air, the Deep Eddy is a beast of a mimosa. With this drink, you’ve got tangerine juice and Deep Eddy cranberry vodka taking champagne on the wildest trip of its life. We sort of, kind of, totally hinted at big ass pancakes here, and y’all we ain’t lying. Imagine the largest plate you’ve ever seen in your life, then plop a thick pancake on top that covers the whole thing. The size isn’t just for show, either. These bad

boys get taken to a new level with these unbelievably tasty flavors: Brown Sugar Banana, Pumpkin and Red Velvet. If you came to Hash House looking for something a little more savory, then Andy’s Sage Fried Chicken Benedict is your winner. It’s a Man vs. Food favorite for a damn good reason. This mighty combination of bacon, mozzarella, scrambled eggs, mashed potatoes and fried chicken gets drowned in a chipotle cream that you just want to dip damn near everything into. Overall, the menu takes home-cooked favorites and amplifies them to 11. Hash House is here to please with traditional dishes, but they always give you something extra, a unique twist added to every recipe. Just look at their French Toast – griddled french toast that takes a dip in banana cinnamon cream and comes with pecan maple syrup. It could’ve been simple, but that’s not the Hash House way. And that brings us to the pricing. Most orders run between $8-$19, and while $19 may seem like a lot for a brunch plate, Huckleberry Sin CONTINUED ON PAGE 22

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it’s almost as if the more you pay, the bigger your plate will be. You can totally get away with sharing portions, as these dish sizes are seriously unbelievable. So prices are proportionate to serving size. If you have not yet made it to this “attraction” of a breakfast joint, it is definitely worth the trip. These massive portions of creatively traditional fair, along with a full liquor bar of complimentary beverages, might just make Hash House your next brunch mainstay.

ADDRESS: 5350 International Drive PHONE: 407-370-4646 WEBSITE: hashhouseagogo.com PARKING: Private lot, complimentary valet RESERVATIONS: OpenTable AVERAGE WAIT TIME: 5-10 minutes ALCOHOL: Full bar, wine by glass and bottle, beer, cocktails SERVING TYPE: Menu OUTDOOR SEATING: No CAFFEINE: Signature coffees, cold brew, tea, espresso VEGETARIAN/VEGAN: Vegetarianfriendly NON-BREAKFAST ITEMS: Yes DOG-FRIENDLY: No

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SHORT ANSWER/MULTIPLE CHOICE: AFTER WORK OR AFTER HOURS? After hours. BEER/WINE OR LIQUOR TOO? Savor every sip of every alcohol!

BATHROOMS: NIGHTMARE OR NOT BAD? It’s Disney, there are no nightmares. BAG HOOKS? YES TVS? NO DJS? NO

CHECK ALL THAT APPLY: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 12) wide selection on tap (more than 12) FOOD SERVED? YES All the olives, cheese, meat and fruit you can eat. SMOKING ALLOWED INSIDE? NO OUTSIDE DRINKING? NO DOG-FRIENDLY? NO

LIVE MUSIC? NO LOUD MUSIC OR BACKGROUND MUSIC? Background. That sitar sitting in the corner is finally getting the love it deserves. A FEW SONGS HEARD HERE: “You Will Be Loved” by Bob Marley; “Don’t Tread on Me” by 311 GAMES? CHECK ALL THAT APPLY: pinball video games pool darts other: orlandoweekly.com

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couchsurfing: stuff to stream & download

FILM LISTINGS 1984 Special screening of the 1984 film version

of George Orwell’s seminal dystopian novel. Presented as a tribute to recently deceased actor John Hurt, not for any other reason we can think of. No other reason at all. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Facing Darkness Following this moving story,

audiences hear from Dr. Kent Brantly, the first American to survive Ebola, on how the relief team’s lives have changed since the epidemic in West Africa. Thursday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $10-$16; fathomevents.com. Living Room Screening - Shorts Program A

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to tell a story about modern relationships. But the chemistry between Mark Duplass and Elisabeth Moss while depicting the turn-on-a-dime ups and downs of that relationship was the main focus of the film. In The Discovery, however, the relationship between Segel and Mara’s characters takes a back seat for too long to cerebral converLightning just misses striking twice for Charlie McDowell in sations about past trauma, ethics and death. The Discovery When couplehood begins to rear its head between the two, it feels forced – like it’s BY T HA DDEUS MCCOL LU M happening because it’s expected of them, he course of human history has northeastern island anyway once he hears not because of any believable attraction on often turned on disagreements over that Dr. Harber is working on yet another either of their parts. Thankfully, solid performances from what exactly happens when we die. discovery. There, he rescues a troubled Wars have been waged, borders redrawn, young woman, Isla (Rooney Mara), from Redford, along with Jesse Plemons (Friday votes cast, all because of a belief that is drowning herself, and then brings her to his Night Lights) as Will’s brother and Riley by its very definition unconfirmable. But father’s mad scientist-worthy compound, Keough (Mad Max: Fury Road) as a devotee what would you do if science could confirm complete with a cult-like cadre of lost souls. of Dr. Harber, save the film from being soleIf you’re under the impression that ly about the downer of a romance between that an afterlife exists, though not what Will and Isla. The form it would take? Would you start or this premise borders on answer to the core stop attending church? Would you indulge the too-bleak, you’re not question about what in earthly vices, or go teetotal? Or would alone. Director McDowell THE DISCOVERY actually happens cinematographer you – as Charlie McDowell’s new film, The and Streaming on Netflix in the afterlife that Discovery, would have us believe – go put Sturla Brandth Grøvlen March 31 Dr. Harber has disa bullet in your brain in an effort to “get infuse nearly every scene covered reinforces with the color palette and there”? themes of regret and In The Discovery, a metaphysical sci- mood of the first half of atonement, though ence fiction romance that premiered at a commercial for antiwhether or not the Sundance before being picked up for dis- depressants, giving the tribution through Netflix, neurologist Dr. impression that the world at large is suffer- audience finds it sweet or saccharine will Thomas Harber (Robert Redford) has prov- ing from an extended bout with depression. certainly depend on what prejudices they en without a doubt that an afterlife exists Segel captures this mood well, playing up began the film with. Charlie McDowell has shown himself (the titular discovery). This has the unin- the sadness behind his usual jokey pertended consequence of inspiring millions of sona, a trait we’ve seen him pull off before to be a young director with a good sense people to commit suicide in a wide variety in Forgetting Sarah Marshall and some of what makes for good science fiction: of ways just to see what’s on the other side. of the more poignant moments of How I namely, keeping the human element the His adult son, Will (Jason Segel), also a Met Your Mother. But overall, Segel seems main focus of the story rather than the bells neuroscientist, isn’t on the “grass is always uncomfortable without any comedic outlet and whistles. But while The One I Love felt greener” team, though. Will harbors no to relieve the emotional devestation that like what would happen if Black Mirror small amount of resentment for his father pervades the film, and this hurts the core decided to take on a romcom, The Discovery feels more like an overly bleak episode of after his mother was driven to suicide years romance plot with Mara. McDowell’s first film, The One I Love, also Touched by an Angel. earlier by the absent workaholic. But he has come to visit his father on a secluded used a low-budget science fiction premise tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com

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unique screening series featuring a collection of short independent films which become the catalyst for conversation. Saturday, 4 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 518328-4773; bluebambooartcenter.com. North by Northwest Hitchcock thriller about an advertising exec (Cary Grant) who finds himself involved in a lethal cross-country chase after being mistaken for a spy. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. The Shack Seminar Ask Paul Young questions about his book, discover the intent behind more controversial passages, and discover little-known facts about the making of the film adaptation. Saturday, 9 am-3 pm; Northland Performing Arts Center, 530 Dog Track Road, Longwood; $29; 407-949-4000; theshackseminar.com. Stand by Me Film adaptation of a story by

Stephen King about four kids who go in search of the body of a missing boy. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. Sylvia Celebrate Women’s History Month with films that highlight the achievements of women. Wednesday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Uncomfortable Brunch: Irreversible Gaspar Noé’s violent exploration of cause and effect, played out in reverse chronological order. Josh Martin’s final Uncomfortable Brunch. Sunday, 1 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; uncomfortablebrunch.com. Wilson Woody Harrelson stars as a lonely,

neurotic and hilariously honest middle-aged misanthrope who reunites with his estranged wife (Laura Dern) and gets a shot at happiness when he learns he has a teenage daughter (Isabella Amara) he has never met. Through April 6; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. The X-Files at Oblivion Enjoy watching

the X-Files movie on the big screen with happy hour specials and raffles to win prizes. Friday, 4 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-802-4800; obliviontaproom.com.

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The Boss Baby BY ST EVE SCHNEIDER OPENING THIS WEEK The Boss Baby What a great idea … for a

four-second gag on 30 Rock. But instead of getting that Werewolf Bar Mitzvah feature we’ve been owed for donkey’s years, we have to settle for this story of a paranoid 7-year-old who envisions his new baby brother as a highpowered business type. The joke here seems to be that lead voice actor Alec Baldwin is doing a riff on Jack Donaghy, which is one character portrayal too late: For this thing to really capture the cultural moment, it would have to include Melissa McCarthy as the newborn’s PR agent. The plot turns on a secret battle between babies and puppies, which is just another sign DreamWorks knows what it’s doing, given how much commercial hay there is to be made of the widespread public enmity toward small, adorable dogs. Still, I’m kind of hoping The Boss Baby is a hit, because I really want to refer to its sequel as The Terrible Two. (PG) Ghost in the Shell Hope you held your fire over Iron Fist, because here comes the whitewashing controversy of our time. Not since Jonathan Pryce met Miss Saigon has there been as much deserved uproar over the casting of a white actor as an Asian character. Seriously, Scarlett Johansson as the face of the most celebrated Japanese cross-media juggernaut that isn’t Godzilla? She isn’t even a brunette! (Most of the time!) Our pals at DreamWorks – who are really having themselves quite the week – have been hauling out everyone they can find who was involved with original manga and anime to explain why this case of occidental tourism isn’t such a terrible idea. (This is probably a good time to remember that Dave Gibbons campaigned for the Watchmen movie.) The key defenses are, shall we say, creative ones: 1) Johansson is the original cyberpunk! (Think they have her confused with Billy Idol); 2) The character she’s playing is mostly a cyborg, so there’s really no reason she has to be Japanese (You know, just like there’s no longer any reason your next-door neighbor has to be a Muslim); and

3) Having a Caucasian performer out in front will ensure that the movie brings attention to the franchise, and thus to Japanese culture in general, that they otherwise never would have enjoyed. (Tell me about it! If not for the North American box office phenomenon that was The Great Wall, I personally would have no idea what to order at P.F. Chang’s.) So yeah, I guess you could say I’m on the fence about it. (PG-13)

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in this portrait of a real-life couple who transformed a Warsaw zoo into a haven for potential victims of the Holocaust. FUN TRIVIA: The same historical material provided the foundation for the 2011 Matt Damon vehicle We Bought a Jew. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING: American Anarchist A documentary about

the seminal underground publication The Anarchist Cookbook, and the headaches it has caused its apparently now-repentant author, William Powell. If you ask me, he should have stuck to solving mysteries with Myrna Loy. (NR)

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Slamma Jamma After being jailed for a crime he did not commit, a young man finds a new path by competing in a slam-dunk basketball competition. Includes supporting performances by everybody you’d associate with a movie about hoops, like Michael Irvin and Jose Canseco. (PG) Song by Song Terrence Malick’s latest is a

character study set against the backdrop of the Austin music scene, with lead performances by everybody you’d associate with that environment, like Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender. Appropriately, given the subject matter, the film debuted a few weeks ago at South by Southwest; somewhat less appropriately, it arrived here last Friday to almost no fanfare. (Get it?) So there’s a good chance this weekend’s run here could be its swan song. (GET IT NOW?) (R)

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[ concert preview ] Cyrus, the child star-turned pop-rock renegade, has become a frequent musical collaborator with Coyne and the Lips, appearing on several of the group’s songs (including “We-A-Family” on Oczy Mlody), and, most notably, working with the Flaming Lips on her 2015 release, Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz. “We’d done videos with her plastic horse. We’d done photo shoots and all that,” Coyne said of Cyrus’ backyard accoutrement. Seeing endless possibility in this yard toy, Coyne bought his own and immediately began tricking it out: “We put the big LED displays and all that stuff [on it], and it just really worked out, and we found a way to make the dollies they can push me around on and all that. And the fact that [the unicorn] is this bizarre plastic thing is even better.” Of course, to make the visuals work, the Flaming Lips need to deliver on a musical level. And the group, which formed in 1983 in Oklahoma City, has evolved its music into a trippy, whimsical, multi-layered psychedelic pop-rock hybrid that fits the absurdist visual vibe of the stage show. The albums The Soft Bulletin (1999) and PHOTO BY GEORGE SALISBURY Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (2002), in particular, found Coyne and his main songwriting collaborator, multi-instrumentalist Steven Drozd, grafting sharply crafted Beatles-esque pop melodies onto their lush, synth-laced songs. But the more adventurous and experimental side of the Lips’ music was never completely left behind, especially pronounced on the group’s last two studio albums, Embryonic Auld lang sinewave? Flaming Lips want to make every show a (2009) and The Terror (2013). New Year’s bash Oczy Mlody brings back more of the popleaning sound of Soft Bulletin and Yoshimi. BY ALAN SCULLEY The new album is still quite trippy, but ayne Coyne looks at a Flaming like this giant New Year’s Eve celebration tunes like “The Castle” and “How??” are concise and accessible. Coyne said that Lips concert as a chance to – which it should,” he said. Now touring again, the Flaming Lips the Ozsy Mlody songs the Flaming Lips throw a New Year’s Eve party every time the group hits the stage. In fact, have new songs to play – courtesy of new have played live so far seem to be going the singer/guitarist/ringmaster looks back studio album, Oczy Mlody – and some over well with audiences. The group’s set to the group’s infamous New Year’s Eve new onstage stunts in store for audiences. list won’t vary much from night to night because he likes finding a shows as providing much of the inspira- One rather prominent song sequence that works tion for turning a typical Flaming Lips moment involves a uniFLAMING LIPS well and sticking to that. concert into one of the great spectacles corn. “There are groups that “Well, we have this song for the eyes and ears of any touring rock 7 p.m. Monday, April 3 go out there every night that says there should be show today. House of Blues, 1490 E Buena and sort of make it up “We started to do these New Year’s unicorns (‘There Should Vista Drive, Disney Springs as they go, but I personEve shows, I think it was around the Be Unicorns’) and we houseofblues.com ally am not that caliber year 2000 or something,” Coyne said in really like the track. It’s $40-$108 of a musician,” Coyne a recent phone interview with Orlando got a really great vibe expalns. “Amidst all the Weekly, recalling how the Flaming Lips for it,” Coyne said. “I’m began building their carnival-esque stage always thinking what can I do while the chaos it can be when you’re playing live show. “I think every year that we were song is playing, and that just seemed like … [it’s good] that you, from sheer muscle doing those, we would sort of do what we such an obvious thing. You know, when memory and all of that, are going to play were doing the year before, only more. we first went to Miley Cyrus’ house in the right note and do the thing that you … And then we would just do that in our Hollywood, she has this big plastic horse want to do.” [regular] show, so every show would look in her backyard.” music@orlandoweekly.com

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Arouna Diarra West African folk musician and griot is a virtuoso of the kamel n’goni – similar to a harp – and will be playing a rare Florida show opening for Rising Appalalchia. 7 p.m. Thursday, March 30, at the Social, $20-$23

E-Turn Dynamic and much buzzed-about local MC showcases her deft rhymes and delivery as part of a stacked gaming and live music event dubbed “Mat Mania: The Revenge.” 7 p.m. Friday, March 31, at the Social, $15$40

Glue We had to doublecheck just to make sure this wasn’t an incredibly cruel April Fool’s gag; but it’s all true, Austin hardcore all-stars Glue will indeed be plying their thoroughly freaked-out and intense music at Will’s 8 p.m. Saturday, April 1, at Will’s Pub, $10$12

Shake N Bass Club night becomes a Wrestlemania wrap-up party with UFC fighter-turnedwrestler Matt Riddle holding court and a promised array of stars from Evolve and Shine. The surreality of this event pleases us greatly. 10 p.m. Sunday, April 2, at Backbooth, $12$25

David Dondero Singer/songwriter Dondero was seriously proclaimed one of the “best living songwriters” by NPR’s All Songs Considered; here’s your chance to see him very up close and personal. 8 p.m. Monday, April 3, Gallery Space Called Home, $5

Nancy Kelly Gifted and versatile jazz vocalist has topped Downbeat magazine readers’ polls numerous times and she’ll be playing a selection of covers and standards at Blue Bamboo. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, April 4, at Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, $20

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ABSOLUTE BEGINNER Electronic music innovator Hans-Joachim Roedelius has been finding the beauty in uncertainty for over four decades BY MATTHEW MOYER

or a composer and kosmische pio- cern, the always restless Roedelius never neer whose work is rooted in an stopped creating at a prolific rate. Despite open-eyed sense of possibility and unassumingly claiming to have no forwonder, the early life of Hans-Joachim mal musical teaching, his output has been beyond prodigious, with upwards of 60 Roedelius was anything but placid. As a child in Berlin in 1943, Roedelius albums individually and in tandem with was forced into the Hitler Youth and fled a galaxy of collaborators. For over forty the city posthaste, and several years later years, Roedelius has continually been in was imprisoned for avoiding conscription search of new forms of musical expression, into the East German army. Upon release, generally keeping to his use of various he traveled Europe as a physical therapist, keyboards but switching everything else a masseuse, and a host of other odd jobs. up – indeed he now uses two iPads as part Settling in West Berlin, Roedelius helped of his current setup. He keeps his music found the radical art collective Zodiak Arts fresh with a constant sense of discovery and a proclivity towards improvisation: Lab ink 1969. It was through Zodiak that Roedelius “I’m always improvising with whatever I have to play with, so first turned his attenI’m not really aware tion to music. And he of what’s going on. fell in with a young HANS-JOACHIM ROEDELIUS When I’m going and loosely organized 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, March 29 into it, I don’t know group of German Timucua White House, 2000 S. which way I’m going musicians and sound Summerlin Ave. to go, it just hapartists who were timucua.com pens.” dedicated to breaking $20 Even dipping a with their collective toe in Roedelius’ and individual pasts, solo catalog would and would end up take days, and you redefining music as would hear everything from heartbreaking we know it. Contemporaneous with Can, Neu! and piano etudes to proto-new age moodpiecAmon Duul, Roedelius would join up with es awash in nature sounds to burbling longtime collaborator Dieter Moebius squelching propulsion. His current live to form Cluster (also Kluster), and later sets are based around what pure instinct, Moebius and Roedelius would join Neu’s “always working from the belly with many Michael Rother in Harmonia. Collectively sound sources and live playing on a keythese various groups would form the board or a piano.” It’s thrilling to watch backbone of what became known as the such a seasoned artist still completely surkosmische (or “krautrock,” but let’s put render himself to the moment. And he’s that term aside) movement – a catch-all equally thrilled by the reactions on this term that really didn’t do the vast universe tour, confessing, “It’s almost unbelievable of sounds covered any justice, but did how people appreciate it.” This will be the 82-year-old firebrand’s accurately hint at the spirit of sonic adventurism that these bands all shared. David first time in Florida. Treat him like the ambassador to the cosmic that he is. Bowie took notice. So did Brian Eno. Though Cluster has been an on-off conmmoyer@orlandoweekly.com

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In presence and power, the ladies owned this week.

OATHBREAKER AND KING WOMAN, BACKBOOTH, MARCH 19

Female-fronted Belgian headliner Oathbreaker is one of the next-level modern metal bands that exist beyond the walled ghettos of sub-genre. From the open-ended pillars of black metal and post-metal, their sound is free to follow their deep mood anywhere. With singer Caro Tanghe providing their emotional and raging humanity, they can go from a mournful siren song to a full blizzard and then settle into a highly musical odyssey all in the stretch of a single song. Even amid all their extremity, there was considerable depth and nuance in their performance. And while their expansive scope rivals Deafheaven, Oathbreaker musters even more dynamic contrast. Not that Oathbreaker was doing this but, really, anyone can toss together a salad. It takes real vision to devise something that’s a true gestalt. Meet San Francisco’s King Woman, who are also on the heterodox vanguard of heavy music. They can be dissected and reduced, sure, but only so far. There’s sludge, post-metal, doom, drone and dirge in there. Instead of just coinciding, though, these elements all align and conspire into a new, synthesized whole. And now this erstwhile solo project of Kristina Esfandiari is emerging as a newly realized full band with the fresh release of their excellent debut on metal colossus Relapse Records. That’s some buildup, huh? And it’s into that attendant anticipation that King

King Woman conjured atmosphere, heaviness and theater. With fatal lullabies looming over the crush and crash of their instruments, the music haunted as much as it rocked. Woman made their first and only Florida appearance. Unfortunately, the debut was doomed, and not in that way. Because they and tourmates Oathbreaker played all the way up in Nashville the night before, everyone arrived late. And tragically, King Woman’s performance was abbreviated to meet the club’s curfew. But those two songs though. In that brief glimpse, they conjured atmosphere, heaviness and theater. With fatal lullabies looming over the crush and crash of their instruments, the music haunted as much as it rocked. An entire hardcore set can be done in 10 minutes. For the King Woman experience, however, it just doesn’t do. A makeup show would be the right thing to do next time they’re touring the region.

STEVIE NICKS WITH THE PRETENDERS, AMWAY ARENA, MARCH 21

Both Stevie Nicks and Chrissie Hynde have not only laid legitimate claim to hallowed ground historically dominated by men, but they’ve done it on their own

terms. Neither can be said to be in their prime, but time isn’t the enemy to legends like these, as it is to all us mere mortals. Of course, none of that makes them fresh, exactly. But the Pretenders are revived with last year’s album Alone, which has the golden and very contemporary fingerprints of the Black Keys’ Dan Auerbach all over it. They played the hits, naturally, but they also dropped some of the new stuff, and it felt very now. Although Hynde confessed to not hitting the high notes this night, her voice showed little signs of dust or rust. Besides, in person, she’s still as fucking cool as ever. Stevie Nicks’ show was a duly grand production. Lushly instrumented, the set was a procession of definitive pop songs. But even though the singer came to perform, this event was equally about Stevie Nicks the figure. With ample storytelling time built in, the night was as much a personal flip through a real-life rock & roll memoir as it was a concert. No argument there. The less-talk-more-rock maxim does not apply with such storied icons. In fact, the converse can be true when you’re being regaled by firsthand tales inhabited by giants like Tom Petty and Prince, punctuated by projections of historical photos. Whether in song or story, Stevie Nicks’ presence carried the night. But beyond what radiated from the stage, the buzz surrounding it – between the sea of shawls and scarves and the fact that my ears were blown out not by the music but the screams of superfans – was proof that the cult of Stevie is alive. When she finally did one of her twirls, the roof seemed on the verge of peeling back. Yes, Stevie forever. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com

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Saturday, April 1

A Mediocre Time With Tom & Dan

Antony and Cleopatra

COMEDY

BDMS rejoice! No longer satisfied with the shadowy depths of their Baldwin Park studio, Tom and Dan emerge into the light – oh, the horrible light! – this Saturday at Hard Rock Live. Fans can finally view the podcasters in their true form without all of the special effects and Hollywood glitz they typically use to camouflage their wolfish features and guttural intonations. For a pittance of $5, devotees can see with their own eyes why Tom and Dan’s physical appearance has been shrouded in mystery for so many moons. If the congregation is large enough, perhaps it will add to the improvisational powers of the podcasters and form a whirling cloud of debauchery strong enough to shatter the ancient goblin’s curse, replacing Tom and Dan’s current terrifying facades with their original fatherly suburban features and allowing them to return to their families and former lives as claims adjusters. But until the Eve of Reckoning at the Hard Rock Live, Tom and Dan remain captives in their appalling corporeal prisons, consuming dangerous amounts of White Claw seltzer simply to get through each agonizing day. There's also two guys doing standup. – Abby Stassen with Matt Fernandez, Will Blaylock | 8 p.m. | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-351-5483 | hardrock.com/orlando | $5

Sunday, April 2

Wax Idols MUSIC

The big thing to know about Orlando Shakes’ production of Antony and Cleopatra, which premieres this week, is that the Shakes snagged veteran actor Michael Dorn – best known as the Klingon Worf, son of Mogh, on one of the greatest series of all time, Star Trek: The Next Generation. And while there are plenty of theater insiders who would say that the Shakes should focus more on casting capable local thespians in roles of such magnitude, it’s undeniable that the big name will draw plenty of extra ticket sales during the play’s run. While, yes, Dorn is an actor and not literally a Klingon Starfleet officer, comparisons between Dorn’s iconic role and this turn as Shakespeare’s love-dumbed Roman general will undoubtedly abound. (“Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer,” is a quote that comes to mind.) Dorn’s brother in typecasting, Jonathan Frakes (Commander William T. Riker on TNG) visits Orlando on Saturday, April 15, for a guest narration spot with Orlando Philharmonic, so hard-core Trekkers may want to look into a doublefeature weekend later this month. – Thaddeus McCollum

Hether Fortune has compressed a long musical life into a short period of time, including stints in White Lung and Hunx and His Punx, but for the last several years she has devoted herself fully (and most satisfyingly) to her solo vehicle, Wax Idols. And it is through Wax Idols that she has created her most personal and world-beating music yet – through three albums and a few singles – Fortune is reinvigorating the deathrock template for a whole new generation of fans that prefer to check out a punk show over the local goth night. Wax Idols is like the perfect hybrid of the Cure and Siouxsie and the Banshees (and yeah, we know that Robert Smith was a member of the Banshees for a minute), but filtered through Rowland S. Howard’s high noir drama and PJ Harvey power. And now you can add newly-minted label head to Fortune’s resume. After releasing material through Slumberland and Hozac, Fortune just launched the Etruscan Gold label to release her own music and be a force of “resistance and change” against the industry. We’re fucking into it. While Wax Idols’ inclusion on this bill may seem incongruous at first, Fortune has gone on the record repeatedly about her musical appreciation for Thursday, and even released 2015’s American Tragic LP through Thursday’s Geoff Rickly’s Connect imprint. But let’s be honest, amongst this Sunday’s more rockist lineup, Wax Idols will shimmer like a brilliant (but very, VERY cursed) jewel. – Matthew Moyer

7:30 p.m. | through April 30 | Orlando Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St. | 407-447-1700 | orlandoshakes.org | $25-$60

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Tuesday, April 4

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1984

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Thankfully, the Orlando stop for this experimental hip-hop group got upgraded from an originally scheduled opening spot for the Flaming Lips (with whom they’re touring and who will be playing that same night at House of Blues) to a full headlining show of their own downtown. It’s a good thing because this hot-buzzing, Sub Pop-signed L.A. crew is a whole lot to unpack. But what else would you expect from the union of a Ph.D. in Theater and Performance Studies, a film-score composer and an original cast member of Hamilton? Cerebral and challenging, these avant-garde astronauts are one of the furthest reaching hip-hop acts in the game. In both lyric and sound, they’re dizzyingly conceptual. Sonically, they take electronic, rap, noise and industrial and push it all into the great wild beyond. Their explorations are pregnant with thesis and their verses crammed with subtext and very well-read references. Taken all together, it’s a wormhole that’s hyper-literate and fiercely futuristic. This show is one of the most exciting concert prospects this year, and it’s one of only two peel-off headlining dates during their touring run with the Lips. – Bao Le-Huu with They Hate Change | 7 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $15-$18

Presented as a tribute to recently departed actor John Hurt (Alien, V for Vendetta, Hellboy), this screening of the 1984 adaptation of George Orwell’s seminal foray into science fiction has absolutely nothing to do with the nationwide protest of President Trump’s administration. That protest, specifically targeting Trump’s plan to cut the National Endowment for the Arts from the 2018 budget, as well as his administration’s Orwellian disregard for objective truth, also takes place at theaters across the country on Tuesday, April 4, but this screening at the Enzian is in honor of the acclaimed actor’s work – like the time he hooked Harry Potter up with a wand in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. Ahem. Big Brother is watching you. Practice your doublethink. – TM 6:30 p.m. | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | 407-629-0054 | enzian.org | $11

Tuesday, April 4

Gabrielle Giffords & Mark Kelly EVENTS

Six years after being shot in the head during an assassination attempt, former Arizona congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords doesn’t need to use a lot of words to inspire a crowd. Giffords and her husband, astronaut Mark Kelly, have taken their pain and turned it into a strong force for advocacy against gun violence and promoting reform laws. Last year, the couple visited victims’ families and survivors of the Pulse massacre to let them know they weren’t alone in the fight. “Stopping gun violence takes courage,” Giffords said in a short speech in Orlando. “We must never stop fighting.” It’s not clear whether Giffords and Kelly will discuss the impacts guns are having on American lives at Rollins College, but they do plan to talk about how to find hope in each other when the world offers little. – Monivette Cordeiro Wax Idols

7:30 p.m. |Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park | 407-646-2145 | rollins.edu | $20-$50

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MARCH 29 Beat Poverty: Multiple Me, Chris Eddie, Paul Smith, Inferno, Beemo, David & Olivia, Layla Brisbois Band 6-9 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; donations; 407-355-7100. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Hans-Joachim Roedelius 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $20; 407-595-2713. Hazy 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Ism 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Kyle, Cousin Stizz, SuperDuperBrick 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $18; 407-872-0066. Leisure Chief, Damez & the Giant Peach, Shinobi Stalin, DJ Cub 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. The Met Live in HD: Idomeneo 6:30 pm; The first revival of Mozart’s opera at the Met in over a decade. Multiple locations, Various local venues; $25.56; fathomevents.com.

[MUSIC] Questlove Tuesday at the Social

Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733.

FRIDAY, MARCH 31

Russian Romantic Songs 1-2 pm; Soprano Aleksandra Vargas, accompanied by pianist Vladimir Khokhlov, perform Russian romantic songs by Sergei Rachmaninoff and Mikhail Glinka. Valencia College Performing Arts Center, East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407582-2329; valenciacollege.edu.

DNCE 7-11 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $30; 407-823-3294.

THURSDAY, MARCH 30

The Jinx Project 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.

Eighth Note Collective 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-636-9951.

Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

Artist Invasion: Sarah Patricia 10 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

The Legendary JC’s, the Mud Flappers, Lung 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Blip.Zero: Pinkdaze 9 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5.

Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980.

5th Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439.

Create: Eptic, Must Die 10 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-872-0066.

Home Free 6:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$150; 407-228-1220. Jason Guy Smiley, Tourist Season, Puddle Jumper, Uncomfortable Dave 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Rising Appalachia, Arouna Diarra 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$23; 407-246-1419.

Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Dinosaur Jr., Easy Action 7 pm; The Beacham, Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$40; 407-648-8363.

The Anthologists, Dearest, Big T & the QC’s 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117. DJ Nigel John 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Los Lonely Boys 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$45; 407-228-1220. Mat Mania the Revenge: Mega Ran, Lynx Kinetic, Sci Fried, EyeQ, Teek Hall, Jackson Parodi, E-Turn, Ben Briggs, DJ O_Super 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$40; 407-246-1419. CONTINUED ON PAGE 43

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Cocktail Party With the Mud Flappers

Drunk Spelling Bee Finally, a bar competition we can get behind. Show off your knowledge of silent letters and etymology while getting revenge for getting knocked out of your middle school spelling bee on a bullshit word like “narthex.” Throw five bucks in the hat to compete and receive a draft beer and sake shots between rounds to keep things interesting. The winner finally gets a reason to call their parents with good news, so get there early to sign up. 9 p.m. Thursday; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 to compete; facebook.com/thefalconbar

Cocktail Party Will’s Pub throws an old fashioned cocktail party with old fashioned music this week. A special menu of cocktails from yesteryear will be on hand as old-timey swing band the Mud Flappers and soul revivalists the Legendary J.C.’s take to the stage. Ohio’s drums and cello duo Lung keep things grounded in the present. 10:30 p.m. Thursday; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.;$10; backbooth.com Mills 50 Madcap The second annual Mills 50 Madcap kicks off at the Brass Tap Saturday afternoon. Part pub crawl, part scavenger hunt, teams rush around the district to solve puzzles and complete challenges while drinking at various establishments. If you can’t be bothered to drink and hurry at the same time, you can still nab a prize for the best team costume or name. Noon Saturday; The Brass Tap, 1632 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$25; mills50.org.

Downtown Brew The Church Street promenade gets turned into a craft beer festival festooned with vendor tents at this annual event. Breweries include local favorites like the Bear & Peacock, Black Cauldron, Broken Strings, Deadly Sins and Motorworks. Play your token right to cast your vote for the People’s Choice award. 2-6 p.m. Saturday; Church Street District, 55 W. Church St.; $25-$35; orlandoweeklytickets.com PHOTO BY KHPHOTOGRAPHICS

Adam Ant Sept. 9 at the Beacham New Found Glory, May 8-10 at the Social

Real Friends, May 24 at the Beacham

Bush, May 9 at Hard Rock Live

The Avett Brothers, May 25 at House of Blues

Portugal, the Man, April 7 at the Plaza Live

Hannibal Burress, April 22 at the Beacham

Shovels & Rope, April 7 at the Beacham

Red Hot Chili Peppers, April 26 at Amway Center

Chronixx, April 12 at the Beacham

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, April 27 at the Social

Killswitch Engage, Anthrax, April 13 at House of Blues

Umphrey’s McGee, April 27 at House of Blues

New Found Glory, May 14 at House of Blues

Acid Mothers Temple, April 14 at the Social

Big Wild, April 28 at the Social

Bishop Briggs, May 16 at the Social

Sheryl Crow, April 29 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Run River North, May 18 at the Social

Panic! at the Disco, April 14 at Amway Center Testament, Sepultura, April 14 at House of Blues Whiskey Business, April 14 at the Cheyenne Saloon

The Delusionaires, April 29 at Will’s Pub Ben Harper, May 1 at Hard Rock Live Spoon, May 2 at House of Blues

Ariana Grande, April 15 at Amway Center

Marty Stuart, May 4 at the Social

Poca’s Hottest CookOff With G. Love, April 16 at Will’s Pub

State Champs, May 5 at the Beacham

Chris Rock, April 1617 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Steve Winwood, May 6 at Hard Rock Live

Jimmy Buffett, May 13 at Amway Center X, May 13 at the Beacham

Richard Cheese, May 19 at the Beacham The Head and the Heart, May 19 at the Dr. Phillips Center Nora En Pure, May 19 at the Social Face to Face, May 19 at Backbooth Animals as Leaders, May 20 at the Beacham Morbid Angel, May 23 at the Beacham

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Dinosaur Jr. MUSIC

Dinosaur Jr. formed in 1984 after J. Mascis and Lou Barlow’s hardcore band, Deep Wound, called it quits. While Dinosaur Jr., for the most part, deviates from their blisteringly fast predecessor, they aren’t an ordinary indie band. Instead, they’re a trio that has thoughtfully utilized their experiences with music of all kinds to write genre-bending records spanning the course of decades. Taking influences from Neil Young, the Replacements, and even the Birthday Party, Dinosaur Jr. effortlessly unites bandleader Mascis’s heavily distorted, but bright and bittersweet, style of guitar playing with Barlow’s driving, thumping Ramones-esque bass lines to create a captivating, yet intentionally imperfect sound. The stellar dynamic between Mascis and Barlow, who spent nearly 16 years away from Dinosaur Jr. to front Sebadoh, is the subtle secret ingredient the band has used to create what Mascis once eloquently coined “ear-bleeding country.” Not only that, but the perpetually hair-in-face Mascis has never been one to bask in critical or audience praise, admitting in 2005 that, for awhile, “most people thought we sucked.” In 2017, Dinosaur Jr. continues to accidentally and shambolically prove those people wrong. – Jesse Feinman with Easy Action | 7 p.m. | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-648-8363 | thebeacham.com | $25-$40

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Michael Stokes, De La Ghetto, Jory Boy 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10-$30; 407-504-7699. Mike Llerena, Nicholas Robers, Eugene Snowden, Spencer Chakedis 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Rock N Wrestling: Kill the Sound, Armada, Arakara, Vertebreaker 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-673-2712. Steve Miller Band 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39-$119; 844-513-2014. Straight Jacket Smile 9 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-730-3999. Thrift House 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Tommy Torres 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $47.25; 407-934-2583.

SATURDAY, APRIL 1 Agni, Digital Groove Project, Etherios 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; contact for price. Boots & Blues Concert 7-10 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $15-$20; 407.246.2620. Clem McGillicutty & the Burnouts, Disfunction, Cobra Hands Pizza Man, Pizza Nightmare, Mouse Sex, Whiskey Faithful, Gnarly Whales 7 pm; The Stranded Sailor Pub, 418 Sanford Ave., Sanford; $5; 321-362-8153. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. CONTINUED ON PAGE 44

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Dusty Fuss 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Thursday, Touché Amoré, Basement, Wax Idols 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Every Mother’s Nightmare, Roxx, Copper Bones, Hangman’s Crown, Lowrcase g 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $17-$20; 407-322-7475.

We the Kings, Cute Is What We Aim For, Plaid Brixx, Brightside 6 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$79; 407-246-1419.

Glue 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12.

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Jon Foreman (Switchfoot), the Rocket Summer, Propaganda, Zach Williams, Tonya Ingram 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22; 407-934-2583.

Absinthe Jazz Trio 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.

Kira Kira Pop: Knife City, Mikuro Mika, Mitomoro, Peachy Parade, Hoshizuku Kid, Citrus Idol Project 8 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; $12; 407-894-4494. Locus of Chiron, Bengali 600, Bear in the Woods, BAET 8 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Melrose in the Mix: Live Swamp Sistas Recording Session 3:30-5:30 pm; The Dorothy Lumley Melrose Center, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. Morgan Page 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$40; 407-504-7699. Orlando Creates MS Fundraiser 5 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5. Orlando Philharmonic: A Tribute to Marvin Hamlisch 2 & 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $17-$78; 407-246-4262. The Resurrection of Stevie Ray Vaughan 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$27; 407-321-8111. Roland Clark, Steven Mestre, Ben Finx 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $12-$20. Whiskey Myers, the Steel Woods 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419.

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Clipping., They Hate Change 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$18; 407-246-1419. David Dondero, Fjord Explorer, Mr. Hymn 9 pm; Gallery Space Called Home, 1223 Montana St.; $5. The Flaming Lips, Swimm 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $40; 407-934-2583. Jazz Meets Motown 8-11 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-747-7223. Kneebody 7:30 & 9:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $25-$60; 407-636-9951. Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

TUESDAY, APRIL 4 The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Nancy Kelly 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Phat N Jazzy 23rd Anniversary: Questlove, DJ BMF 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$45; 407-246-1419. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

THEATER Almost, Maine As the northern lights hover in the star-filled sky above, Almost, Maine’s residents find themselves falling in and out of love in unexpected ways. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; UCF Black Box

Theatre, Theatre Building, Main Campus; $18-$25; 407-937-1800 ext. 710; cfcarts.com. Antony and Cleopatra Shakespeare’s classic tragedy, starring Star Trek’s Michael Dorn. Wednesday-Friday, 7:30 pm, SaturdaySunday, 2 pm; Goldman Theater at Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25$60; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Central Florida Vocal Arts Cabaret, show tunes and torch songs by Central Florida’s premiere vocal ensemble. Thursday, 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. Hedda Gabler A spellbinding drama of revenge, manipulation, sexual repression, deceit and despair, climaxing in an ending that never fails to shock and surprise. ThursdaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; UCF Black Box Theatre, Theatre Building, Main Campus; $20; 407-823-1500; theatre.ucf.edu. Mid-Life! The Crisis Musical A merry romp through the hot flashes, trials, tribulations and oddities of middle age that pokes fun at all of the above. Wednesday-Thursday, 2 pm, Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $30-$40; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. Three Sisters Anton Chekhov’s play about three sisters who pine for days gone by in their provincial rural Russian town. ThursdayFriday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2:30 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm, Monday, 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $16-$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Trading Roles A special cabaret with performers singing songs traditionally sung by the opposite gender. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; TDR Learning Academy, 3057 Curry Ford Road; $5; 407-928-1808; tdracademy.org.

COMEDY Comedian of the Year Annual comedy contest sponsored by WTKS 104.1-FM’s “Monsters in the Morning.” Thursday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $7-$50; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com. Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Friday, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-8934994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesday, Thursday, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. A Mediocre Time With Tom & Dan Live podcast taping and comedy show. Saturday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $5; 407-351-5483; tomanddan.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norberg Comedy open mic for aspiring comedi-

THEWEEK ans. Sunday, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Monday, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595. Pity the Fools Sketch comedy by improv troupe The Humor Mill. Saturday, 7:30-9 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15; 407-340-8574; thehumormillorlando.com. Public House Comedy Showcase Tuesday, 9 pm; The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; free. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE Big Bang Boom Cabaret: Roxanne Burlesque show that turns on the red light. Friday, 8:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $16-$20; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. A Fool’s Burlesque A night of comedy, cabaret and foolishness with Bonnie Belvedere, Victoria Reno, Smashley, Sprilla Lips and Risa Risque. Saturday, 9:30 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; $5.

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Art Night Out: Ecobooks Turn trash into treasure in this special bookbinding class. Learn the basic technique of long-stitch binding and then create your own books with materials like egg cartons, cereal boxes or floppy discs. Wednesday, 6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-896-4231. Art31: Light Play Art31’s closing event features open galleries, a performance by Voci Dance, a cash bar and more. Friday, 6:30 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-539-2181. Artborne Release Party Artborne’s April release party, featuring the works of Andrew Spear, Forrest MacDonald and Kieran Castaño. Christopher Belt performs “Electric Counterpoint” by Steve Reich. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 850-461-0750; artbornemagazine.com. Pioneer of Self MFA thesis defense from artist Juliet Romeo Diienno. Thursday, 9:30 am; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161. CONTINUING THIS WEEK

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ing the complex sociopolitical forces linked to the black imagination in the American experience from the 19th century to present day. Through Sunday; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu. The Art of Vaughn Belak Solo exhibition of airbrushed pop culture portraits. Through April 16; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Art31: Borrowed Light A platform for artists working with light-based installations to collaborate and experiment. Featuring works by Stephen Knapp, Deanna Morse and Ryan Buyssens. Through April 16; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. An Awareness of Gravity Artist Jill Cannady’s new drawings featuring figures precariously balanced or helplessly falling through space. Through Sunday; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. The Black Figure in the European Imaginary Exhibition considering how the visual arts of Europe imagined black people during the long nineteenth century (c. 1750-1914). Through May 14; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu. Bo Bartlett: American Artist Large-scale oil paintings by Bo Bartlett, one of the most significant Realist painters of his generation. Through May 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.com. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse A group of the lovely gifts that survive from the 1905 Morse-Genius wedding, including Tiffany art glass, Rookwood pottery and Gorham silver. Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art Commemorative exhibition celebrating 75 years of the Morse Museum. Ongoing; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Charlene Edwards: Voices From Vietnam Photography of Vietnam, paired with stories from all sides of the tragic conflict. Through May 6; Lake Eustis Museum of Art, 1 W. Orange Ave., Eustis; $5; 352483-2900; lakeeustisartmuseum.org. Contemporary Visions of Frantz Zéphirin: Haitian Mystic Collection from one of the top-producing Haitian artists working today. Through April 16; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294. Dancers An exhibition of artist David Remfry’s life-size watercolor paintings. Through April 9;

THEWEEK Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Enchant Solo exhibition by oil painter Samantha Shumaker. Through Saturday; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $5; henaocenter.com. Friday Nights at the Morse Free admission to the galleries at the Charles Hosmer Morse Museum. Fridays; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. A House Is Not a Home A series of self-portraits conveying feelings of isolation and discontent when the artist returned to her hometown in Ohio. Through April 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Indie Arts Market Monthly event featuring the talented artists, handcrafters, and vintage curators in the area. Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; Edgewood City Hall, 405 Larue Ave.; free; 407-851-2920. Jack King: Searching for Truth First inspired by the quest of Cuban rafters seeking sanctuary in the United States, King’s work dives deep into physical and spiritual quests as a continuing aspect of our collective human mythology. Through April 29; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Kaleidoskull A collection of collaborative works with the contrasting style and imagery of Tony Philippou’s finely rendered, detailed Illustrations of beauty and decay; juxtaposed directly on top of the colorful, geometric abstraction paintings by Monty Montgomery. Through April 15; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Le Salon An array of media, styles and artistic subjects ranging from iconic fashion and portrait photography to poignant, universal themes relating to the human experience. Through Aug. 26; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Matthew Weinstein: The Living End Videos, paintings and drawings by Weinstein, who works extensively in 3D animation and transfers the technical and narrative concerns of this medium into his art. Through June 11; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4321. Numinous Group exhibition showcasing thesis work by MFA candidates Chealsea Anagnoson, Juliet DiIenno and Jared Justice. Through Friday; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu. Pablo Picasso: The Diary of a Master Artwork by Pablo Picasso, including the entire 347 CONTINUED ON PAGE 49

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series, numerous signed etchings, aquatints and linocuts. Mondays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Ct., Winter Park; $5-$50; 888-682-9995; baterbys.com. Painting and Sculpture Exhibition of Latin American artist Julio Larraz’s unique portraiture. Through Sunday; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Philip Evergood & William Gropper: Social Realists Exhibit featuring post-Depression era Social Realism art. Through Sunday; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Preview of Bo Bartlett: American Artist Four additional major paintings in conjunction with the Mennello Museum of American Art’s Bo Bartlett exhibit. Through April 23; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Raymond Smith: In Time We Shall Know Ourselves Photography exhibit saturated with a cultural and personal self-consciousness, unique to Ray Smith’s particular historical moment. Through April 15; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Reframing the Picture, Reclaiming the Past This exhibition of contemporary art will depict the black body as part of an ongoing conversation in which the contemporary works “talk back” to the historic works presented in The Black Figure in the European Imaginary. Through Sunday; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu. Traditional Arts of the Bedouin Artworks and artifacts showcasing the legacy of Bedouin craftspeople. Through April 29, 10 am-4 pm; Ruth Funk Center for Textile Arts, 150 W. University Blvd., Melbourne; free; 321-674-8313; txtiles.fit.edu. Trails A collection of new abstract paintings accompanied by poetry and vignettes discussing trails through space and memory. Through Friday; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie. Who We Are Now This exhibit brings together artists from the United States, Bahamas, Cuba, India, Pakistan and Japan whose artistic aims and practices, although quite diverse, share some very broad concerns. Through May 12; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231. The Wyeths and American Artists in Maine An exhibition of works from some of Maine’s foremost painters in celebration of the 100th anniversary of artist Andre Wyeth’s birth. Through April 23; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. You Are My Sunshine Exhibition of art dedicated to benefitting the community

THEWEEK with featured artist Rusty Wahl. Ongoing; Art of Healing Gallery at Florida Hospital Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-5395; flhosp.com. Youth in Focus: Moments in Nature Solo photography exhibition of work by local student Summer Pesiri. Through July 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

EVENTS Car & Cycle Show Fundraiser for the American Legion with cars and bikes, food, beer tents and more. Sunday, 11 am; American Legion Memorial Post 19, 5320 Alloway St.; free ($35-$40 to show); 407-622-1807; salmemorialpost19.org. Downtown Brew Try more than 40 different kinds of craft beer at this outdoor beer festival. Saturday, 2-6 pm; Downtown Orlando, Church Street, Orange Avenue and Church Street; $25-$35. Drag Brunch Brunch and a drag show featuring performers from RuPaul’s Drag Race and Orlando’s top female impersonators. Sundays, 1 pm; Señor Frog’s, 8747 International Drive; $19.95-$69.95; 407-351-2525; vossevents.com. Drunk Spelling Bee Beer and sake-fueled spelling competition. For adults. Thursday, 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 to compete; 407-423-3060. Farmers & Artisans Market The highest quality locally crafted and locally grown products in historic Downtown Longwood. Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Historic Downtown Longwood, West SR 434 and South County Road 427, Longwood; free; 321-222-7224; longwoodfl.org. Gabrielle Giffords & Mark Kelly Former Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords and her husband, astronaut Mark Kelly, speak about how their lives were changed after a nearly fatal assassination attempt on Giffords. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Warden Arena, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $15-$50; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu. Get Your Jazz On Live jazz accompanied by complimentary drinks, roast pig and other accouterments. Friday, 6:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $50; 407-998-8090. Inshape: An Annual Dessert Event Fundraiser for Youth Ministry Institute with hors d’oeuvres, desserts and a silent auction. Tuesday, 6:45 pm; Winter Park Garden Club, 1385 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; contact for price; 407-599-3358; yminstitute.com. Mills 50 Madcap Solve puzzles and complete tasks on this combination scavenger hunt and CONTINUED ON PAGE 50

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bar crawl. Saturday, noon-5 pm; Brass Tap, 1632 N. Mills Ave.; $20; 407-270-9538; mills50.org. Paramount Mediterranean Festival Cultural festival hosted by Paramount Fine Foods, with food, entertainment, kids activities and more. Saturday, 2 pm; I-Drive 360, 8445 International Drive; free; i-drive360.com. Pillowlando Vent your frustrations by taking part in a massive community pillow fight. Saturday, 2 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. The Price Is Right Live! Live version of the beloved daytime game show, hosted by Jerry Springer. Sunday, 3:30 & 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $36.50-$66.50; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Prime Rib & Pints Swine & Sons celebrates their second anniversary with plates of smoked prime rib with duck fat salsa verde and barbecue gastrique, along with tarragon potatoes and a Florida peach salad. Friday, 5-8 pm; Swine & Sons Provisions, 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $25; swineandsons.com. Science Friday Listening Party Listen to the episode, recorded in Orlando earlier in the week, and enjoy knowing that World of Beer is donating 20 percent of your bill to WMFE. Friday, 2 pm; World of Beer - UCF, 3402 Technological Drive, Suite 201; free; 321-235-9741. Spring Fiesta in the Park Hundreds of artist and crafter booths line the streets around the park at this community event. Saturday-Sunday, 10 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. Stouts for Snouts Enjoy “yappy hour” beer prices while meeting dogs from Sniffing Snouts Pit Bull Rescue. Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; various menu prices; 407-872-1117; orlandobrewing.com. A Stupid Celebration of Marriage Gargamel’s Mandaddy and his way-too-hot-for-him wife, Tracy, celebrate their 10th anniversary with an open party. Friday, 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Turkish Food Festival Turkish cultural festival with authentic Turkish cuisine, coffee and tea, folk dancing, vendors and more. Sunday, 11 am-6 pm; Istanbul Cultural Center, 940 S. Winter Park Drive, Casselberry; free; istanbulcenterorlando.org. Vintage Fair & Flea Market Recurring market with vintage finds and food. Saturday, 9 am-2 pm; Elks Lodge No. 1079, 12 N. Primrose Drive; free; 407-678-0943. Vintage Garden Show Vendors from all over the Southeast show off their best vintage gardening 50

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LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Parcels: MFAs in Progress MFA students from UCF read from their stories and poems in progress. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. Poetry Open Mic Open mic from the Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts. Monday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com. The Ultimate Roar With Rowie Shebala Competitive poetry slam with a featured presenter. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954.

SPORTS Falcon Run Club Biweekly runners club with discounted beer afterwards. Monday, 6:30 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Orlando City B vs. Louisville Soccer. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. Orlando City B vs. Toronto Soccer. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. Orlando Magic vs. Oklahoma City Thunder NBA basketball. Wednesday 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $20-$274; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. n

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You won’t need burgers for a fast-food fix once you find this Vietnamese noodle shop. Specializing in gigantic, weirdly addictive bowls of very thin rice noodles and various cuts of beef submerged in delicately seasoned broth, they also serve the usual exotics of shrimp paste and grilled pork – but the soup’s the thing. 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488; also 9728 E. Colonial Dr., 407-930-7670,

Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso. Note: Dairy and gluten options are available. 715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346

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Gay guy here. Met a guy online. He came over. We had incredible sex and then a great conversation lasting several hours. But – and you knew there was one coming – he told me that he lied about his HIV status. (I asked him before meeting him, like I do with anyone.) He is undetectable, but he told me initially he was “HIV/STD negative.” I got very upset – more from the lie than his status. (I know that undetectable is practically the same as negative.) I really like him, but that was a big lie. He told me all about his life and any other secrets after that. Should I swear off him for lying about such a big topic? Or is the fact he did tell me and our connection enough to give him a second chance? I had not been that happy up till the reveal in, well, maybe ever. But I want to be wise. Did Ask, Didn’t Tell Why would he lie? To avoid rejection. Obviously. Guys often refuse to hook up with guys who are honest about being HIVpositive, even though a positive guy with an undetectable viral load is less of a risk – at least where HIV transmission is concerned – than a guy who believes himself to be negative because he was the last time he got tested or because he doesn’t think he could ever get infected and so has never been tested. Someone who was recently infected is highly infectious; someone who doesn’t think he could ever get infected – because he doesn’t sleep with older guys, because he only tops, because his ass is magic and he uses unicorn spit for lube – is a fucking idiot, and fucking idiots are higher risk for fucking everything. Sometimes positive guys get sick of being punished for being honest, and so they lie – and it’s particularly tempting to lie to someone you don’t expect to see again, i.e., a quick hookup. HIV-positive people shouldn’t lie to their sex partners. Obviously. People should be honest, informed consent is consent, and lying about your HIV status can be risky for people with HIV. Thanks to stupid laws passed by ill-informed idiots, failing to inform a sex partner you’re HIV-positive is a crime in many areas. There are people in prison today – mostly men, mostly black – for failing to disclose. These disclosure laws incentivize not knowing your status – you can’t be punished for not disclosing what you don’t know – putting everyone at higher risk. Why would he tell the truth? It’s possible he lied to you about his status – a lie he regarded as harmless thanks to his undetectable viral load – because he assumed this would be a hookup and nothing more. He wasn’t going to infect you and he wasn’t going to see you again. But after you two hit it off, DADT, he decided to tell you the truth right away instead of waiting weeks or months.

The connection you describe is hard to find – this could be the start of something great – but the lie he told was big, yes, but understandable. I think he deserves credit for coming clean right away – and a second chance. I want to fuck my 31-year-old husband more often than he wants to fuck me, his 27-year-old wife. We have been married for three years and together for four. My question is twofold: One, how do I gracefully accept his “no”? We have sex usually two times a week – I wish it was more like five – which means he turns me down two or three times a week. I want to be better at hearing “no” from him without getting upset. The more I freak out, the less likely he is to fuck me the next time I ask. It’s a bad cycle. Two, he watches porn every day. I know because I was naughty and snooped. I love porn and I watch a lot of it myself. But it doesn’t replace sex for me. Is there a conversation to be had about this? Should I just keep my mouth shut? I love him but I am so frustrated. Sincerely Perplexed Over Unwanted Sexual Energy You want to have sex five times a week, SPOUSE, you watch a lot of porn, and porn doesn’t replace sex for you. Isn’t it possible that it works the same way for your husband? He wants to have sex twice a week, he watches a lot of porn, porn doesn’t replace sex for him. Don’t assume your husband is having a wank every time he visits a porn site. Lots of people – men and women – like to take a quick peek at porn sites, get a little erotic charge, and then get on with whatever they’re doing without stopping everything to have a wank. That said, SPOUSE, I can certainly understand why you’re frustrated – you’re having a lot less sex than you’d like and you’re constantly feeling rejected – but blowing up about porn isn’t going to help anything. So what do you do with your feelings of frustration? Regarding frequency, SPOUSE, you directly address the issue with your husband and propose a low-stakes, low-pressure (and mutually pleasurable) compromise. Tell him you’d like to aim for three times a week, but put mutual masturbation on the table for that third time or the husband giving you a masturbatory assist. He may not be up for PIV more than twice a week, but he may be up for crawling into bed with you and either having a wank with you or holding you and talking porny while you have a wank. As for your frustration around always initiating, well, sometimes we have to accept the shit we cannot change. As the person with the higher libido in your relationship, SPOUSE, you may be stuck being the initiator.

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I’m a teenage girl and I’m really horny. I always think about sex, and I’d like to masturbate sometimes. I can’t live in this way, sometimes I feel physically and psychologically bad because of this terrible need to have sex or stuff. I’m single, and I don’t want to lose my virginity with a random guy. I really need some advice from you! How can I masturbate or quit this exaggerated libido? Don’t Reveal My Name Your libido is your libido, DRMN. It isn’t exaggerated, it simply is. Some people have high libidos, some people have low libidos, some people have no libidos, and an individual’s libido can wax and wane and wax again over the years. You’re at the stage of life when people tend to be at their horniest and consequently think about sex a lot. Women and girls, too. (Don’t let anyone tell you that women aren’t as horny as men – reread the last letter.) If you find yourself distracted by sexual thoughts, DRMN, masturbating can help – most people find they can concentrate on other things for at least an hour once they’ve rubbed one or two or three out. As for how you masturbate … Masturbate on your own or with a partner, in private, and whenever you feel the desire or need to. Enjoy! CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS: Filmmakers, lovers, wannabe porn stars, sex-positive types, kinksters, and other creative types are invited to create short porn films – five minutes max – for HUMP! 2017, my dirty little film festival! HUMP! films can be hardcore, softcore, live-action, stop-motion, animated, musical, kinky, vanilla, straight, gay, lesbian, bi, trans, genderqueer – your film can be anything because everyone and everything is welcome at HUMP! For more information on submitting a film – including info about the big cash prizes! – go to tinyurl.com/hump2017! On the Lovecast, Dan spars with rival advice columnist Minda Honey: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2011 NISSAN VIN# 3N1AB6AP2BL692591 2002 TOYOTA VIN# 4T1BE32K02U033565 2001 FORD VIN# 1FAFP55271G230257 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on APRIL 21ST, 2017, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO: DP15-296 IN THE INTEREST OF:S-M.Z DOB: 01/30/2015, A MINOR CHILD SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF MANIFEST BEST INTEREST AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Ronkel Best, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on Wednesday, May 10, 2017 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 13th day of March, 2017. This summon has been issued at the request of:Brittany Nesmith, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 109542, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. Brittany.nesmith@myflfamilies. com; CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).

Notice is hereby given that Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414- 5303 on 04/18/17 @ 11:00 am. Janice Rivera 3066 mattress, couch, boxes, Scott Trichak 1060 couches & boxes, Eileen Mendez 2120 clothes, Jason Cintron 5081 household goods & furniture, Anibal Cruz 5062 boxes & furniture. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Fabien A Nassar, of 10967 Moss Park Rd, Orlando FL 32832 County of Osceola, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Flying Mentors It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Flying Mentors” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 3/21/2017 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Modern Goods, LLC, of 2423 S. Orange Ave., Ste 151, Orlando, Fl 32806, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Got Me Tipsy It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Got Me Tipsy” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 2/3/17 NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Eddie Englehart, Unit 25 will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on April 8, 2017 at 9:00 AM. Property consists of car and truck parts. Sale to be held at premises of South Orlando MiniWarehouse, 414 Fairlane Avenue, Orlando, FL 32809

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/SHEA IN THE INTEREST OF: K.L DOB: 9/10/2013, K.L DOB: 2/29/2012; Minor Children. CASE NO.: DP13-410 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: MICHELLE LIVOLSI, UNKNOWN ADDRESS. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on May 8, 2017, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Timothy Shea, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407-836- 2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800- 955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 2nd day of March, 2017. Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney for , Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801. Clerk of Court, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk.

NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Yolanda Santiago, Parking spaces 13&14 will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on April 8, 2017 at 9:00 AM. Property consists of box truck & 2 pickup trucks. Sale to be held at premises of South Orlando Mini-Warehouse, 414 Fairlane Avenue, Orlando, FL 32809.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE:THE ADOPTION OF: N.A., DOB: 09/02/2009 Minor Adoptee. CASE NO.: 2016-DR-017657-O NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO: MATHEW BRANOM of Orlando, FL; Caucasian male, DOB: 03/17/1984, Brown hair, blue eyes, 5’8” approximately 135lbs., father of the minor child born on 09/02/2009, YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defense if any to it on ASHLEY FILIMON, P.A. whose address is 37 N. Orange Ave. Ste. 202 Orlando, FL 32801, and file the original with the Clerk of Court at 425 N. Orange Ave. Orlando, FL 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you and the Court may enter an Order granting the Termination of Parental Rights for adoption of the minor child. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of Court’s office. You may review these documents upon request. You must keep the Court informed of your current address. You must file a response with the Clerk by May, 4, 2017. Dated 3/24/17. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY: /s/ Yadira Aguilar, DEPUTY CLERK. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE: I HEREBY CERTIFY that this has been filed in the Florida E-Portal this 14TH day of March, 2017. /s/ Ashley Filimon, Esq., Ashley Filimon, P.A.,afilimon@legalperson.com, 37 N. Orange Ave. Suite 202Orlando, Florida 32801, 407-801-5022- Telephone, Florida Bar No. 0095954, Attorney for Petitioner. Notice of Auction 2003 Boat Trailer with VIN# 4J2CDTU2431075704 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Rodney Venoy Jolley, Robin Suzanne Sharp & Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2003 Yamaha Jetski Boat with Vin# YAMCN181D303will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2003 Yamaha Jetski Boat with Vin# YAMCK330L203 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2003 Boat Trailer with VIN# 1MDYBS113A238635 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Allen Remington Record. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 1988 Bayliner Boat with VIN# BL4A96CCI788 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Michael Devonne Phillip. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835 2000 Boat Trailer with VIN# NOVIN0200133474 will be auctioned on 4/17/2017 at 9:00 am. Michael Devonne Phillip. 8550 Old Winter Garden Rd., Orlando, FL. 32835.

NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Yolanda Santiago, Units 14,23,41,and 42 will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on April 8, 2017 at 8:00 AM. Property consists of household items and tools. Sale to be held at premises of South Pinecastle Mini-Warehouse, 6440 Pinecastle Boulevard, Orlando, FL 32809

NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 4/12/17 1004 Michael Cohen 1214 Sabrina Flowers 1309 Rhonda TownsendAbraham 1534 Kyle Bock 3338 Jonathan Brown 1569 Jeffrey McDonough 1025-01, Keena Ferguson 1557 Michelle Mikkola Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 4/12/17 G0778 Mella Miller F0656 Tammy Rolstad F0638 Acoleya Lee G0773 Lourdes Cavilla G0743 Noyda Feliciano Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 4/12/17 1012 Damaris Nieves 1609 Angelique Page 2246 Keith Staten 2010 Louie Crossfield 2017 Ella Senibici 1089 Pedro Aviles Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 04/12/17 742 Angel Magdaleno 262 Hernan Figueroa 561 Anthony Smith 1047 Julius Burriss 414 Danielle Garay 1002 Alberto Martinez 1010 Alice Brown 390 Haroldo Serafim 1201 Linda Phillip 208 Larry Levitt 1022 Nydia Pacheco. NOTICE of Public Sale Storage Zone – Longwood -Personal Property consisting of couches, beds, TVs, Clothes, boxes of household goods, and other personal items used in the home, office, or garage will be sold for CASH or otherwise disposed of on April 11th, 2017 at 120 Highline Drive. Longwood, FL 32750 at 10:00AM. to satisfy owners lien for rent and fees due in accordance with Florida Statutes Self-Storage Act 83.806 and 83.807. All items or spaces may not be available at the time of sale. Shely Fernandez 2310, Erin Weiss 1014, David Xenias 413.

Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Dodge VIN# 2B6HB21Y0TK108414 2001 Honda VIN# 2HGES16531H592257 1999 Honda VIN# 1HGEJ667XXL032734 1992 Honda VIN# JHMEH9590NS012041 2004 Buick VIN# 1G4HR54K54U106343 2003 Lincoln VIN# 5LMEU68HX3ZJ30318 2007 Tiffin VIN# 1GBKP37N8R3313756 1999 Mazda VIN# JM1BJ2226X0181602 1996 Ford VIN# 1FMDU34X9TUB55976 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on April 12, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on April 18, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored there in by the following: 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd, Kissimmee, FL 34746 (407) 944-1408 Dorna Noble unit 5036 Furniture, Helena Wilson unit 462 Furniture, Juliette Augustus unit 5300 Hshold items, Israel Guerra unit 5023 Hshold Goods, Diane Lozada Bruno unit 480 3 bedroom home and furniture, Edmund Bruce Salvati unit 262 hshold items, Josher Isiaha Cano unit 594 Fridge and Stove, Nick Alvarez unit 5011 hhold items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Extra Space Storage reserves the right to bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. Thank You, Extra Space Storage. Notice is hereby given to the owners, lienholders, and other interested parties that the following described abandoned vehicle will be sold at auction for cash to the highest bidder at 9:30 AM on April 5th, 2017 at 7205 Campbellton Rd. Atlanta, GA 30331: 2007 Dodge Charger 4 Door Sedan VIN 2B3KA43R77H766810. Seller reserves the right to reject any bid and the right to bid.

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: April 18th, 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 3:30 p.m. at the Mindful Storage facility located at: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, Fl. 34759 (321) 732-6032: #M306-Samantha Schwilk -House Hold Goods, Boxes, Bedroom set, Table set, #C144Regina Alicea -House Hold Items, #H228-Cheral Henriques -Boxes, Bins, Bags, #A108-Myriam Negron -House Hold Items, #1183-Andres Hernandez -Furniture, Tools, Bedroom, Kitchen, #B111-Alejandro Martinez-Malo -House Hold Items Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE APRIL 17, 2017 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 03 NISSAN VIN # 1N4BL11E93C315825 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title.

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on APRIL 18TH, 2017 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. 2006 NISS 1N4AL11D46C105317 2006 HYUN 5NPEU46F66H026305 2005 FORD 1FAFP34N55W252902 2005 TOYO JTEDP21A850059226.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2006 TOYOTA JTLKT324364107678 2000 VOLKSWAGEN 3VWCA21C0YM489066 2003 KIA KNDJD733635052487 1995 CHEVROLET 1GBJG31KXF186488 1994 SATURN 1G8ZF5598RZ267092 2002 HONDA 1HGCG56462A052246 To be sold at auction at 10:00 a.m. on April 14, 2017, 9881 Recycle Center Rd. Orlando Florida 32428 New Generation Towing.

NOTICE OF AUCTION Personal property of Yolanda Santiago, Unit 2 will be sold for cash to satisfy owner’s lien in accordance with Florida Statutes Self Storage Facility Act on April 8, 2017 at 9:00 AM. Property consists of household items and tools. Sale to be held at premises of South Orlando MiniWarehouse, 414 Fairlane Avenue, Orlando, FL 32809. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, SESH LLC, of 813 Springwood Drive, Orlando, Fl 32839, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: SUP SESH It is the intent of the undersigned to register “SUP SESH” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 3/8/17

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