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MUSIC 39 Sturm und drang Avant soprano Ariadne Greif returns to Orlando
Psst: It’s the drinks
39 Picks This Week
29 Tip Jar
Great live music rattles Orlando every night of the week
California Tortilla finally opens downtown, Manny’s Original Chophouse carves out a spot in Baldwin Park, plus more in our weekly food roundup
The Knights continue to revel in their selfproclaimed ‘national championship’
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Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently
Donald Trump and the Banana Republicans
Tommy Stinson’s intimate return with Cowboys in the Campfire; the live spectacle of Little Dragon’s unlikely rise
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Political satirist Armando Iannucci creates a masterpiece with The Death of Stalin
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37 On Screens in Orlando Movies playing this week: Midnight Sun, Pacific Rim: Uprising and more
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Central Florida students say #NeverAgain, a bridge collapse at FIU kills six people, more Floridians are using an HIV prevention drug and other things you may have missed last week. »
Thousands of Central Florida students walk out calling for end to gun violence: Central Florida students joined nationwide
school walkouts last week to call for an end to gun violence and honor the 17 people killed in a mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School on Feb. 14. At Apopka High School in west Orange County, Julio Cesar “J.C.” Martinez and his friends helped organize their school’s walkout and distribute a flier with voting information and a demand for the reinstatement of the 1994 federal assault weapons ban. “The main reason these solutions are being blocked is because they’re not listening to the voices of the people but the money of the gun lobby,” the 17-year-old junior said. “We’re taking measures to not forget this time.”
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Pedestrian bridge at FIU collapses, killing drivers and one worker: Six people are dead after a newly installed pedestrian bridge at Florida International University suddenly collapsed, crushing the cars trapped beneath and leaving workers injured. It’s not clear yet exactly what caused the collapse, though the Miami Herald reported workers had done “stress tests” and had tightened the bridge’s structural cables right before it came down last Thursday. The bridge’s design engineer had also reported a crack in the bridge to state officials. The construction companies involved with the bridge reportedly had been accused of unsafe practices in the past, including another incident where a bridge collapsed on workers.
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More Floridians are using HIV prevention protocol, but state still behind other regions: More people in Florida are using
an HIV prevention drug protocol, but the Sunshine State still lags behind other regions of the country despite having one of the nation’s highest rates of new infections. A new interactive data map released by AIDSVu shows that about 32 out of every 100,000 people in Florida were PrEP users in 2016. Compared to Southern states, Florida’s rate was pretty high, but it paled in comparison to states in the Northeast like New York, where 76 out of every 100,000 people uses PrEP. While HIV rates have plummeted nationwide, Florida had the second-highest rate of HIV diagnoses among adults and adolescents in 2015.
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Kilsheimer falls short, Leary wins big in Central Florida elections: In Apopka, Mayor Joe Kilsheimer lost his re-election bid to
Orange County Commissioner Bryan Nelson, while next door in Ocoee, George Oliver III was elected, becoming the first African-American to be elected to the City Commission. In Winter Park, Mayor Steve Leary won his re-election bid, handily beating his challenger, Jim Fitch.
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Gun control among issues Florida’s constitutional panel will consider: Florida voters could be asked to vote on several gun control issues on the November ballot, including an age limit for purchasing guns, waiting periods for background checks, a bump stock prohibition and a ban on semiautomatic assault weapons. Proposals were submitted to the state’s Constitution Revision Commission after the National Rifle Association sued Florida following Gov. Rick Scott’s signing of a $400 million school safety and gun control package. The measures would need approval from 22 members of the 37-member commission and eventually would require backing from 60 percent of Florida voters.
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UCF FOOTBALL MAKES MONEY MOVE The Knights continue to revel in their self-proclaimed ‘national championship’ – and the dollar value thereof BY XANDER PETERS
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SPN college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit wasn’t mincing words when he told University of Central Florida football fans to just get over their made-up “national championship” season via Twitter last week. “Just enjoy a magical-incredible year,” Herbstreit tweeted. “You’re damaging your own brand by jumping up and down ‘claiming’ a National Championship. Just stop. Your ‘National Champions’ in your own world. And that’s awesome. But the rest of us crowned Bama the champ January 8th.” But the question still remains: Did they? As the Knights’ program continues to propagandize their most successful season on record, one thing’s for sure: The hype refuses to die, and UCF is rolling in it. The strange saga of UCF’s pseudochampionship 2017 season began after the Knights took home an American
Conference Championship in an overtime win against the University of Memphis, and then capped off their 2017 season with a win over Auburn University in the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl on New Year’s Day with a stunning 34-27 finish. From there, UCF athletic director Danny White took the promotional reins, proclaiming his team the best in the land days before the actual NCAA College Football Playoff championship game between the University of Georgia and the University of Alabama actually took place. Echoing White’s sentiment, “National Championship” banners began popping up around Orlando in places like Wall Street Plaza and UCF’s practice facility. Going even further into the mist of wishful thinking – at least more than what’s come to be expected of them – the Florida House then unanimously passed a bill that approved a “UCF National Champions” license plate. At last there was something both the GOP and Dems
could agree on, and it wasn’t even a reality. Make no mistake, though. UCF has kept up the act for a reason – about 200 million reasons, to be exact. According to a news release from UCF, the Knights commissioned a report from marketing consultants Joyce Julius & Associates to figure out how much value they got in return from the football program’s perfect season. “When combining national television game broadcasts, television news coverage, print media, Internet news and social media,” the report states, “the value of the exposure for UCF football from Nov. 17, 2017 [to] Jan. 31, 2018, was [more than $171 million]. Combined, the entirety of
the 2017 UCF Football season’s exposure was valued at well over $200 million.” That hike in value alone is incredible. From a marketing perspective, though Herbstreit and many other college football nerds tend to disagree, UCF’s moves since that Peach Bowl win have been somewhat genius – especially for a program that still needs to migrate into a Power Five conference if it wants to eventually qualify for the College Football Playoff, all while satisfying the politics of NCAA sports. Speaking sour grapes over peaches, though, the whole display feels very much of the post-truth era. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com
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DONALD TRUMP AND THE BANANA REPUBLICANS The next Saturday Night Massacre is coming, and it’s up to Republicans to stop it – or watch the republic suffer The president is not being
coy about his intentions. Coyness has never been his nature, but that’s especially the case when he’s surrounded by sycophants and plainly feeling his oats, as he’s doing now. As the New York Times reported over the weekend, whereas President Donald Trump spent the first months of his administration feeling overwhelmed, now he’s confident and unbridled, convinced that he knows better than his advisers. Hence the unceremonious ouster of Secretary of State Rex Tillerson last week, to be replaced by the like-minded hard-liner Mike Pompeo; hence the rumored forthcoming termination of National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster, to be replaced, perhaps, by the lunatic John Bolton; hence the possible dislocation of chief of staff John Kelly, whom Trump believes he no longer really needs. Trump says this reshuffling – the most turnover seen in a century for a first-term president – signifies “great energy,” not “chaos.” But Trump is and always has been, of course, a consummate bullshitter, untethered to any basis in fact, free to say whatever thought happens to pass through the mush that constitutes his frontal cortex. And now he’s feeling emboldened. On Friday night at 10 o’clock (always a sure sign that what you’re doing is on the up-and-up), following months of very public pressure from the Oval Office, Attorney General Jeff Sessions terminated former FBI deputy director (and former acting director) Andrew McCabe – ostensibly for lacking candor about his media contacts during the Hillary Clinton investigation, according to an unreleased internal Department of Justice report – just a day before he would have been eligible to retire with full benefits. It was, for lack of a better term, a dick move. Vindictive, petty, counterproductive, but not at all surprising.
McCabe has been Trump’s bête noire for months, ever since he, as acting director, publicly contradicted the White House’s pulled-from-thin-air claim that James Comey had lost the support of the FBI’s rank and file. Since then, Trump has cast McCabe as a central character in the “deep state” persecution, clamoring on that, though McCabe is a lifelong Republican, his wife ran as a Democrat for the state legislature in Virginia and took money from Democrats, which means McCabe is somehow compromised. McCabe portrayed his firing as an effort to discredit him, since he may be a witness in an obstruction of justice case that stems from Comey’s firing. Sessions cast it as entirely apolitical: “The FBI expects every employee to adhere to the highest standards of honesty, integrity and accountability,” he wrote in a letter announcing McCabe’s termination. But the next day, Trump pulled the rug out from that charade: “Andrew McCabe FIRED, a great day for the hard working men and women of the FBI,” he tweeted. “A great day for Democracy. Sanctimonious James Comey was his boss and made McCabe look like a choirboy. He knew all about the lies and corruption going on at the highest levels of the FBI!” (It’s worth noting that, while Sessions fired McCabe for a “lack of candor,” three sources told Reuters this weekend that they told congressional investigators or investigators with the special counsel’s office that Sessions did not push back on a proposal for the Trump campaign to engage with the Russians, which Sessions claimed he had done under oath.) Trump continued, accusing Comey of lying under oath (after altering what Comey actually said) and then turning his attention to special counsel Robert Mueller: “The Mueller probe should never have been started in that there was no collusion and
there was no crime. It was based on fraudulent activities and a Fake Dossier paid for by Crooked Hillary and the DNC, and improperly used in FISA COURT for surveillance of my campaign. WITCH HUNT!” (The president’s former campaign manager and 13 Russian nationals have been indicted, his former national security adviser and campaign aide have taken plea deals, and two other minor players have pleaded guilty. But sure, no crime.) And again: “Why does Mueller have 13 hardened Democrats, some big Crooked Hillary supporters, and Zero Republicans? Another Dem recently added … does anyone think this is fair? And yet, there is NO COLLUSION!” A few hours before this rant, Trump’s personal lawyer called on the DOJ to shut down the Mueller probe, citing the entirely unconnected McCabe termination as proof of some sort of wider conspiracy. By day’s end, amid a firestorm, the White House had walked that back, saying that Trump wasn’t considering canning Mueller. But come on. It doesn’t take a genius to see where this is headed. The president fired Comey. He fired McCabe. He wants to fire Mueller and make this whole mess go away. He believes he and his family are above the law. A replay of President Nixon’s Saturday Night Massacre is almost inevitable. The only question is whether Republicans will sit idly by and watch it happen. Sens. Lindsey Graham and John McCain both signaled their support for the Mueller probe over the weekend, as did House Speaker Paul Ryan’s spokeswoman, and Sen. Marco Rubio said, in his mealy-mouthed way, that he would have preferred if the McCabe matter had been handled differently. The retiring Rep. Trey Gowdy, who so zealously pursued years of Benghazi probes, criticized the president’s lawyer for calling for the investigation to end. But he also tellingly admitted that, should Trump fire Mueller, “I’m not sure the House can do a lot.” That’s absurd on its face: The House could impeach the president. But what Gowdy means is that, under Republican control, the House will fold like a two-dollar taco in the face of an increasingly authoritarian president. And that, friends, is how democracies die. feedback@orlandoweekly.com
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THE SHAPE OF MEMORY Holocaust Memorial Center to move downtown BY R ICHARD REEP
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hanks to the hard work of Holocaust survivor Tess Wise and her late husband Abe, Central Florida came publicly to terms with the Holocaust in 1986. That’s the year the Wises established the Holocaust Memorial Research and Education Center on the campus of Maitland’s Jewish Community Center, when there were no monuments or museums for its remembrance anywhere in this region. Now the Holocaust Center has announced that it will lease the former Chamber of Commerce building from the city of Orlando, making it possible to move this memorial into a place of its own. After merging with the Orlando Economic Development Commission, in June the Chamber moved out of the building it had rented from the city for $0 a year since the late 1960s. This iconic structure (right) sits on a prominent site in our city’s growing core, at the north end of downtown as it curves into the Lake Ivanhoe District. Pam Kancher serves as the Holocaust
Center’s executive director, and we asked her about the move. “I see myself in the role of ‘convener’ to facilitate dialogue,” Kancher says, noting that the project is at its very beginning. She recalls the stimulus of the 1977 Klan march on Skokie, Illinois, which sparked national dialogue about the need for Holocaust remembrance. Architecture’s importance to Holocaust remembrance cannot be overstated: Being fairly permanent, architecture helps to bear witness to what happened. Daniel Libeskind’s Jewish Museum Berlin, for example, is not only striking in its expression of the memorial function, but was quite controversial when it was built, serving as a social and aesthetic provocation to discourse. But Orlando was far from what happened, so this museum’s role is different from other U.S. and European museums. The current Maitland facility, a softly curved form (above), presents a unique sacred space to the street, a model of sen-
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sitivity and compassion. But of the range has a sober, museum-like presence, and it of buildings available as they expand in will wear its new mission well. The Holocaust Center chose local design prominence, the Holocaust Center made a good choice in the Chamber of Commerce firm HuntonBrady Architects to accomplish the expansion. They will be paired building as a starting point. It was built in 1968 in Senator Beth with the world’s foremost Holocaust exhibit Johnson Park, named for Florida’s design firm, Berenbaum Jacobs Associates, designers of several U.S. and international first female state senator in 1962. The Holocaust memoriArchitectural als. Together over Guide to Central the next several Florida notes years they expect that architect to transform this Nils Schweizer’s block. design is “a great With fewer and example of his fewer survivors, mature style, the most impactwith brise soleil ful way to preserve louvers that the Holocaust’s shade the large, memory is to tell glass-enclosed stories. Tess Wise upper open floor PHOTO VIA PUBLIC DOMAIN survived Radom, a plan from the strong Florida sun.” It will be an ideal home concentration camp in Poland, and started for classroom space; the Center plans to telling her story to schoolchildren, who add an auditorium and both a traveling and remain today the center’s visitor base. The a permanent exhibit hall. The building’s future center will expand this base, and roof band separates from its solid, square enable more of Central Florida’s residents, corners ever so slightly, weaving openness as well as our 68 million visitors, to visit and remember. into its otherwise strong, massive appearance. As a symmetrical structure it already arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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BY SETH KUBERSKY OPHELIE WOLF | PHOTO BY SETH KUBERSKY
You can’t turn a corner in this
town without tripping over a fairy-tale princess, and few are as fatiguingly overfamiliar as Cinderella, the heroine whose castle our region’s theme park industry was built around. But if you think you’ve already heard the story of the glass slippers and wicked stepmother, you don’t know La Cenerentola, which the Orlando Opera presents tonight through Sunday, March 25, at the Dr. Phillips Center’s Alexis and Jim Pugh Theater. Not only does Gioachino Rossini’s 1871 opera invert the genders of key characters, but this production represents the local directorial debut of Ophelie Wolf, who is bringing a fresh female perspective into a traditionally male-dominated art form. Ten days before opening night, Opera Orlando invited me to their rehearsal space at the Plaza Live to eavesdrop on their artistic process. As I arrived, the cast was preparing to work through a scene, so costume designer Charles Caine – a veteran, along with hair and makeup designer Steven Horak, of the Metropolitan Opera – showed me some of the sumptuous dresses he’s assembled for the show. “This is a relatively simple opera with a small cast,” Caine says, “but there’s so many details that the audience enjoys looking at from the front of the house. They don’t realize what goes into it, how many pieces.” Next, I watched as bass-baritone Tony Dillon, playing the wicked stepfather (not mother) Don Magnifico, and his “daughters,” Samantha Barnes Daniel and Sarah Purser, marked through “Sia qualunque delle figlie,” the tongue-twisting Act 2 opener with a syllable-per-second count that puts Hamilton to shame. “It took me a month to be able to read it, let alone say it,” Dillon whispers to me as he catches his breath.
Opera Orlando’s ‘Cinderella’ marks the local directorial debut of Ophelie Wolf, who brings a fresh female perspective to a traditionally maledominated art form.
Soon, it was time for the cast to take a break, during which Wolf shared with me the story of her journey from Germany, where she was born, through her studies in London at King’s College and New York at the Juilliard School, up to her current career as a freelance international opera director. Her father was a concertmaster and she “grew up around rehearsals, coloring when people were singing,” but she didn’t work on her first opera until after college. Originally an aspiring actress, she had difficulty landing roles because she looked too young, so she went into directing instead. Wolf is now 29 (though she could pass for 19), but she hasn’t let her youth stop her from quickly rising in the ranks of opera directors. “I try just not to make it an issue,” she says. “If you start being aware of it too much yourself, it will become an issue because you’ll start being insecure about it.” And while she says gender issues have impacted her “less in work than in life,” she does feel that “many of our preconceived notions about opera are due to the fact that pieces have mainly been directed by men.”
Watching Wolf work with her cast, I was struck by her focus on the characters’ emotions for motivating the singers’ movement, as opposed to merely striking aesthetically pleasing poses. “How people move on stage shows power relations, it shows who is in charge of the situation,” Wolf explains. “I will catch myself empowering Cinderella [played by mezzo-soprano Amanda Crider] much more than other directors might … I’m here to be true to the story, but I’m a female artist and I try wherever I can to show strong women.” As a European and self-described tomboy, Wolf says she’s “blissfully ignorant” of the Disney film that’s ingrained in American culture, and Rossini’s take on the tale omits the iconic slipper and all other magical elements in favor of a realistic retelling. “You shouldn’t walk away thinking ‘That’s a fairy tale, that was nice,” says Wolf. “All aspects of the story, including the uncomfortable parts, are things that happen in reality.” Her favorite non-Disney twist is Cinderella’s insistence that Prince Ramiro (baritone Jonathan Beyer) see her as a servant before they wed. “There’s that idea of love being about seeing the reality of the other, which it truly beautiful and unique to this specific version of the story.” Wolf will soon be off on her next globetrotting gig, but she says her experience at Opera Orlando has been great, adding that she’s “amazed at the growth of the company, and the level of creativity they’re able to bring in at this stage of the game. … Everybody’s been really helpful, really on-board, and wonderfully professional.” Hopefully she’ll leave behind some of her optimism for the future of opera, which she calls “real stories for real people … and don’t we all love a good story?” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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(psst: It’s the drinks) BY LINZIE LAWTON, SHAYLA PHILLIPS AND JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG
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e’ve all heard it before: “Brunch without
some of our favorite brunches that offer the cornerstone
alcohol is just a sad late breakfast.”
drinks around which brunch is built: the mimosa and the
And while the last thing we want
bloody mary. Specifically, the bottomless mimosa (for
to do is encourage alcohol abuse, it’s true that what
all you keep-it-coming partiers) and the build-your-own
makes brunch different than breakfast (or lunch) is the
bloody mary (for those DIY types and control freaks). Use
spirit of celebration and conviviality … a state of being
this guide to help you navigate around town on weekend
that’s usually encouraged by a cocktail or two. So we’ve
mornings where it hurts to think … but there’s still no way
compiled a list for you, dear brunch-happy readers, of
you’re skipping brunch.
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BOTTOMLESS MIMOSAS Bottomless mimosas are the centerpiece of brunch. Luckily, Orlando has a few hidden gems that’ll make you wish you could take a brunch break instead of a lunch break. We dug up a few and put them all in one place to help you decide where to successfully execute your day-drinking with maximum efficiency.
310 RESTAURANTS Multiple locations; 310parksouth.net Customization is key, and at all the 310 restaurants you can get $15 bottomless mimosas made with your choice from a variety of juices on Saturday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. – not to mention primo people-watching, always.
AVENUE GASTROBAR 13 S. Orange Ave., 407-839-5039; avenuegastrobar.com Here the $12.95 bottomless mimosas are meant to be shared. Brunch is every Saturday starting at 11 a.m. and Sunday starting at 10 a.m., and there are some pretty dope options at the juice bar. But keep in mind you only get to enjoy your table for two hours.
BLOODHOUND BREW 5801 Conroy Road, 407-578-5711; bloodhoundbrew.com Game lovers are extra happy at this familyrun sports bar with 25 screens; for the rest, it’s still nice enough out to enjoy the outdoor patio. But everyone can agree that $12 endless mimosas from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays is a deal to be enjoyed.
THE BOHEME RESTAURANT 325 S. Orange Ave., 407-313-9000; kesslercollection.com/boheme-restaurant This fancy all-you-can-eat-and-drink brunch is bound to leave you in a food coma and a little buzzed. For $49 you can get the Boheme’s “Jazz Brunch” on Sunday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. Servers fill ’er up when you’re ready to keep drinking in between trips to the their buffet.
BULLA GASTROBAR 110 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-594-4175; bullagastrobar.com Try something different with Bulla Gastrobar’s Spanish-inflected three-course prix fixe brunch. It’s just $27 every Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m., and includes bottomless mimosas or sangria. Olé!
CARIBE BLU 2822 S. Alafaya Trail, 407-985-3768; caribeblu.com Caribe Blu is open every Sunday 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. and Saturday 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. serving Orlando’s only Cuban-style brunch. Here you can score unlimited tropical mimosas of your choice with guava, mango or berry juice.
DEXTER’S Multiple locations; dextersorlando.com Each location has a different bottomless mimosa deal. The Winter Park location has them on Sundays from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. for $15, but the best deal is a bit of a drive away in Windermere, where the bottomless mimosa deal is every day from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at the slightly cheaper rate of $12.95.
EMBER 42 W. Central Blvd., 407-849-5200; emberorlando.com Ember offers an all-you-can-eat-and-drink buffet for $30 on Sunday between 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Just call over the servers and they bring champagne to you, like magic.
FOUR REBELS TACO KITCHEN 1618 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-6575; 4rebelstacos.com On Sunday from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Four Rebels serves bottomless mimosas for $12 and bottomless “mimoskas,” a spin on the traditional morning cocktail using vodka instead of champagne, for $18.
GRAFFITI JUNKTION Multiple locations; graffiti junktion.com Graffiti Junktion offers a Sunday brunch from
11 a.m. to 2 p.m. and their endless mimosa specials are extended until 3 p.m. – it’s $15 for men and $10 for ladies at the Church Street and Thornton Park locations.
OMELET BAR 12250 Strategy Blvd., 407-704-1597; omeletbar.com
SANTIAGO’S BODEGA 802 Virginia Drive, 407-412-6979; santiagosbodega.com There is nothing better than everything. Every Saturday and Sunday at Santiago’s from 10 a.m. to 3:15 p.m. they offer an expansive buffet for $39.95 that comes with all the mimosas or sangria you can sip.
SOCO THORNTON PARK 629 E. Central Blvd., 407-849-1800; socothorntonpark.com
This bar serves up more than just omelets. Their bottomless mimosas are served all day Sunday for $13.99, and the table-side service means you can keep ’em coming until … well, you can’t.
THE OUTPOST 2603 Edgewater Drive, 407-930-6282; outpostcollegepark.com The Outpost treats you like a VIP with a wristband that you can buy for $16. With it, just walk up to the bar to get endless mimosas and other libations at their 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday and 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Sunday brunch.
Soco offers a sweet deal in which one can indulge in $10 bottomless mimosas with the purchase of one of their Southern brunch entrées (11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday and Sunday).
THE STUBBORN MULE 100 S. Eola Drive, 407-730-3400; thestubbornmuleorlando.com At the Stubborn Mule the price for bottomless mimosas is seasonal, so hurry in to get $12 endless mimosas Saturday and Sunday between 11 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Be sure not to commit any of their list of “Bottomless Mimosa Faux Pas,” like loud swearing, chugging, or sleeping on the table.
TAPA TORO 8441 International Drive, 407-226-2929; tapatoro.restaurant Chef Wendy Lopez and her team know how to please the people, any time of the day. In the brunch hour, that means a tightly curated menu of favorites along with bottomless mimosas or sangria from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Sundays.
THE RUSTIC TABLE 212 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-853-4101; rustictable.net Every day – not just weekends! – at the Rustic Table (formerly Park Station) you can savor bottomless mimosas with their brunch or lunch menu until 3 p.m.
TIN ROOF 8371 International Drive, 407-270-7926; tinrooforlando.com
THE PORCH 643 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park, 407-985-5272; theporchwinter park.com This converted garage serves mimosas as part of their Sunday brunch specials: an allyou-can-eat brunch buffet for $34.95, or get
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Whether you are a musician, a music lover or simply a lover of juice mixed with champagne, they all unite here on Sundays for the $15 bottomless mimosa deal from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
TRUCK STOP 900 E. Washington St., 407-2863900; truckstoprestaurant.com The permanent pop-up restaurant features different food trucks and offers more than just quick grub. They do brunch every day (every day!) throughout the week from 10 a.m.
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BUILD YOUR OWN BLOODY MARY It’s not really brunch without a bloody mary, and no one makes them better than you, right? At these Orlando locations, the combinations are limitless. Mix and match various cheeses, meats, vodkas, veggies, mary mixes and more.
3NINE 9700 International Drive, 407-996-9700; 3nineorlando.com 3Nine at the Rosen Plaza Hotel offers a poolside build-your-own bloody mary station on Sundays from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. There are more than 39 different ingredients to choose from, and BYOMarys range from $6.50 for a regular drink to $10 for a double. They also offer build-your-own mimosas.
ACE CAFE 100 W. Livingston St., 407-9966686; acecafeusa.com Order a bloody mary at the Ace, where brunch runs from 9:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. on Sundays, and you’ll get a generous pour of any flavor of Stoli combined with a zesty bloody mary mix. Add fixings like grilled shrimp, hickory-smoked bacon or pepperoni straws to make it a meal in a glass.
BRASS TAP WATERFORD LAKES 781 N. Alafaya Trail, 407-4207479; brasstapbeerbar.com Saturday and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m., the Brass Tap in Waterford Lakes Town Center rocks a make-your-own mary bar. Your less creative – or maybe just lazy? – friends can get unlimited mimosas for $15.
CAFE TU TU TANGO 8625 International Drive, 407248-2222; cafetututango.com Here you’re handed some vodka and encouraged to head over to the garnish station to mix up your own variety of bottomless bloody marys: just $15 on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. There’s also a separate bottomless mimosa bar for $15, and an eclectic all-you-can-eat buffet.
CHELA TEQUILA AND TACO KITCHEN 183 S. Orange Ave., 407-985-5272; chelatacos.com Customization is without limits when you order a bloody mary here. Grab a plain one for $5-$8 and make your way to the garnish station, where you can add pickles, bacon and all sort of savory goodies to your Sunday morning cocktail. From 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., you can get an all-you-can-eat buffet for $33.
CORK & FORK 5180 S. Conway Road, 407-2506763; corkandforkorlando.com Sunday brunch at Cork & Fork includes a build-your-own bloody mary bar from 10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m., as well as inventive brunch bites like watermelon salad, deviled eggs and a “Snickers croissant.”
CRAFTED BLOCK AND BREW
NONA BLUE
2417 S. Hiawassee Road, 407-601-6887; craftedorlando.com
9685 Lake Nona Village Place, 407-313-0027; nonablue.com
Crafted Block and Brew goes the extra mile on their custom bloody mary bar with four infused vodkas and three different bloody mary mixes, for $5 each on Saturdays (10 a.m. to 3 p.m.) and Sundays (9 a.m. to 3 p.m.). Unlimited mimosas are served Saturdays only.
Create your own bloody mary from 10:30 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. every weekend for $5 per drink at this high-end tavern/restaurant hybrid. The brunch menu is legit, too – the lemon ricotta pancakes are a choice selection.
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FIREFLY KITCHEN + BAR
3451 Golf View Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-313-7777; fourseasons.com
480 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-677-5000; fireflywinterpark.com Catch a movie after brunch at Firefly – it’s right across from the Regal Winter Park Village Cinema. Sunday brunch offers a build-your-own bloody mary for $10 (or bottomless mimosas for $20).
Swanky Sunday brunch goes from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. with a $68 buffet that includes bottomless bloody marys. Customization begins at the spices and ends at the bacon-wrapped asparagus and gator beef jerky, but garnishes change regularly.
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4868 New Broad St., 407-896-2688; provisionsandbuzzco.com
This may be the fanciest build-yourown bloody mary in the area. On Sundays from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., choose Stoli or Grey Goose, then up to three liquid add-ins such as fresh citrus juice, Worcestershire or fresh ground horseradish. Then choose three veggie add-ins, ranging from the classic celery stalk to pickled green beans. The final choice is a spice rim for the glass – but then, for another $2, guests can add something extra like an oyster, crab claw, smoky spare rib or gourmet cheese skewer.
THE HAMMERED LAMB 1235 N. Orange Ave., 407-7043200; thehammeredlamb.com Located across from Lake Ivanhoe is arguably Orlando’s most extensive bloody mary bar. Try not to be overwhelmed when you’re faced with the choice between Tito’s or a vodka infused with either herbs, peppers, pickles, citrus or bacon, plus the roughly 75 items you can put in your drink including shrimp, veggies, cheeses and local hot sauces. At $8 a glass, it’s the perfect weekend steal.
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This newish Baldwin Park spot offers Sunday brunch from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. with a custom bloody bar … and there are 47 individual choices to consider, from juices to toppings to spiced rims. That’s an awful lot of thinking so early in the day, but the bartender will be happy to help you through it.
SHULA’S 347 2974 International Parkway, Lake Mary, 407-531-3567; shulas347lakemary.com A Sunday brunch make-your-own bloody mary bar where each drink is just $3.47? Now that’s worth the drive to Lake Mary. But somebody’s gonna have to be the designated driver.
TEAK NEIGHBORHOOD GRILL 6400 Times Square Ave., 407-3135111; 901 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-335-4836; teakorlando.com Both locations of Teak serve brunch every Sunday with a bloody mary bar (as well as bottomless mimosas). They’re known for their burgers, but the brunch menu is just as appealing with entrees like the “Smoky Scramble,” eggs tossed with bacon, cheese and smoked ham.
THE WATERFRONT 4201 S. Orange Ave., 407-866-0468; facebook.com/thewaterfrontorlando Saturday and Sunday brunch from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. offers a bottomless bloody mary bar for $25, not to mention the sickest beach patio in Orlando.
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Omelet Bar “Nothing beats an American breakfast,” says Mr. Tarek Kanso, the owner of local brunch spot Omelet Bar. Kanso would know: his extensive international travels after graduating from the University of Central Florida in 2005 allowed him to try his favorite meal of the day in a number of foreign countries, but nothing hit the spot like American-style bacon, eggs, waffles and, of course, omelets. During Kanso’s time at UCF he noticed a lack of dining options in the area: aside from one restaurant, there was nowhere to get your breakfast on. He looked into opening a breakfast restaurant with a friend, but upon further research they shelved the idea for a while. After working in the corporate world for a few years, Kanso grew tired of it and returned to
Orlando to begin working on his dream restaurant. He’d seen the economic growth that was beginning to take place in Orlando during his time in college and saw a lot of potential in the area. After waiting three years to find the perfect location, Kanso opened Omelet Bar near UCF in January 2017. The love and commitment to creative, high-quality food is obvious in Omelet Bar’s menu. “I did a lot of research going into the restaurant business, looking not only at what was out there but at what was lacking,” Kanso says. “At a lot of places you don’t feel the soul in the food, it just feels like another fast food joint.” That’s definitely not the case at Omelet Bar. With a commitment to fresh ingredients, from the New York strip steaks
shaved fresh daily into their Philly Steak Omelet to the house made raspberry butter and bourbon syrup that comes with their Chicken & Waffle flight, you won’t find a dish that tastes like another assembly-line egg and pancake combo meal at a chain restaurant. The fresh ingredients are met with fresh twists on breakfast classics, like the Southwestern Bowl (a Mexican-inspired scramble inside a bread bowl) and the Bostonian Omelet (a pepper jack cheese and mushroom creation topped with lobster bisque). The savory dishes aren’t the only things worth sticking a fork in here. French Quarter beignets are melt-in-your-mouth delicious, with the perfect dusting of powdered sugar on top and fresh raspberry syrup on the side. Omelet Bar’s inventive nature doesn’t stop at food. Kanso loves a good cocktail, and that love shines through in the restaurant’s extensive selection of unique drinks. Many of the drinks are ambitious, like the chocolate, marshmallow and graham cracker concoction titled “More Smore’s Pwease,” but the combination works surprisingly well as a 21-and-up treat. Patrons can go well beyond the typical mimosa or Bloody Mary order with orlandoweekly.com
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Omelet Bar’s drink menu. Besides the dining options, Omelet Bar’s got a lot going for it in terms of ambience. The open floor plan allows diners to see their food being made behind the bar, and the modern design is clean, well-lit and welcoming. Servers are wellversed in the menu’s many items, helping diners find the best food and drink combinations for a next-level brunch. And Kanso takes the opinions and needs of his customers seriously, guaranteeing only the best for patrons of this local spot. “I personally persevere to do my best. I take everything seriously — my crew knows that,” Kanso stresses. “If somebody isn’t satisfied I sit down and try to fix it, even if it’s only one person. If I see something on Facebook or Yelp, I reply to it, and my replies are genuine.” Rather than resting on the laurels of his success with just one Omelet Bar location, Tarek is looking to branch out and add an additional Omelet Bar to the Orlando area within the next year. Sticking true to his commitment to quality, Kanso is waiting to find just the right location. But once he gets the farm fresh eggs cracking in Omelet Bar’s second spot, the possibilities (and omelet combinations) for this local business are practically limitless.
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OPENINGS Look for the Gratitude Coffee truck to go brick and mortar in College Park … Korean fried chicken chain Bonchon will open its second area location in Waterford Lakes by the end of the month … Manny’s Original Chophouse will open in the old Lago space in Baldwin Park later next month … In Winter Garden, Morthan Cheese (specializing in raclette cheese wheels from France and Switzerland) has opened in the Plant Street Market, and Crooked Can Brewing Co. has expanded with the opening of their Barrel Room, a more intimate gathering space … Puerto Ricobased chain Meson Sandwiches opens April 21 at Lee Vista Promenade, near the Orlando International Airport … New Jersey-based Frutta Bowls, billing itself as the “newest wave of health food revolution centers around the açai berry,” will open its first Florida location this spring in the old Kmart Plaza in Winter Park … California Tortilla has opened its third Florida location on Church Street downtown … Stir Restaurant & Bar is now in soft opening mode in the space that recently housed Nova in Ivanhoe Village … 1803 Pizza Kitchen has opened for business in the old O’Stromboli space in Audubon Park. EVENTS On Easter Sunday, Dragonfly will serve an unlimited izakaya lunch with live chefs’ stations. Cost is $39 ($19 for kids 5-12) … Morimoto Asia will be decked out in pink cherry blossoms during their month-long Sakura Festival, which runs through April 15. The restaurant will hold a series of special events, most notable of which will be the guest chef dinner with Hitoshi Sugiura, executive chef of Tokyo’s PATINASTELLA, who’ll cook alongside Morimoto Asia’s Yuhi Fujinaga and chef de cuisine (and Top Chef Season 3 winner) Hung Huynh on April 3. Cost is $120 … Master Sommelier Laura DePasquale hosts a Bordeaux wine dinner at Norman’s Orlando, April 7 at 7 p.m. … On April 10 and 11, Cress Restaurant stages the Flavors of Peru, a two-night event featuring four courses of traditional and modern Peruvian fare. Cost is $60 … Top Chef Season 13 winner Jeremy Ford is the latest celeb to sign on for Beard in Baldwin, the grand gastronomic showcase put on by Jason and Sue Chin, April 14. Tickets are $110; $175 VIP. Visit beardinbaldwin.com for more. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com
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GARP & FUSS
Winter Park restaurant in Park Avenue’s Hidden Garden pleases with its pub grub (great wings, burgers, boiled peanuts!) as well as more sophisticated gastropub fare like delicate crab cake bites or butternut squash ravioli with brown butter and fried sage. Handhelds range from fried chicken to Chicago-style Italian beef sammies. The Key lime pie in a jar is a worthy mealcapper. Closed Mondays. 348 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-960-5560; $$$
THE GLASS KNIFE
Luxe patisserie offers a gorgeous line of cakes, cookies, doughnuts and specialty pastries to satisfy the sweetest of tooths. Coffee from Onyx Coffee Labs (with whom they have an exclusive partnership) makes a perfect pairing, be it drip, pour-over, nitro cold brew or espresso-based. Savory items are served throughout the day – the cheddar biscuit sandwich and chicken pot pie prove gratifying. There’s a sizable covered outdoor patio, and it’s dogfriendly. Open daily from 7 a.m. to 10 p.m. 276 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-500-2253; $$
EL BUDA
Chef Roberto Treviño’s dishes fuse Latin and Asian flavors and the results are nothing short of remarkable, be they dumpling of pork and plantains; ropa vieja bibimbap; churrasco with ho fun noodles, or edamame frito. On most days, Treviño will improvise off-menu dishes, and if dumplings con coco or sushi-grade tuna in Sichuan-pepita sauce make an appearance, order it. Either way, don’t pass on the duck breast with miso-honey potatoes. Desserts lean toward the Latin. Closed Mondays. 116 W. Church St., 407-203-8171; $$$
PETER’S KITCHEN CHINA BISTRO
From the man that brought us Tasty Wok and Ming’s Bistro comes Peter Leung’s namesake house of Hong Kong delights. Dim sum is a popular draw on weekends, but dim sum items can also be ordered daily for lunch, be they dumplings, chicken feet, turnip cakes, custard buns, rice noodle rolls or stellar eggplant stuffed with fried shrimp. Can’t-miss items: butter lobster and beef chow fun, though less CONTINUED ON PAGE 33
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adventurous palates will gravitate toward buzzy orange chicken. Open daily. 3922 E. Colonial Drive, 407-895-8174; $$
PEPPINO’S ORGANIC ITALIAN KITCHEN & PIZZERIA
This Hourglass District eatery bustles with a great energy and conviviality thanks to gregarious owner Pete Priola. Straight-up comfort classics like top-notch arancini and linguine with clam sauce pack ’em in. Sandwiches are made with ciabatta and multigrain bread from Olde Hearth; pizzas – doughy cousins to Neapolitan-style pies – are decent. Closed Sundays. 2420 Curry Ford Road, 407-203-5467; $$
KADENCE
From the trio that brought us Kappo comes Kadence, a nine-seat stunner serving superlative, multicourse omakases. Ingredients are ever-changing and are flown in twice, sometimes thrice, weekly from Japan; what they do with them is why a visit here is a must for any Japanophile. Sushi-only lunches go for $61-$75 and feature 12 pieces, soup, and dessert. 1809 E. Winter Park Road; $$$$
FOUR REBELS AMERICAN TACO KITCHEN & BAR
At this Mills Park taco joint fillings can be interesting, including inventive takes like fried green tomato, mojo pork, fried chicken and ribeye, but the manufactured flour tortillas are a bit of a bust. Elotes slathered in avocado crema and nachos with crispy chips are worth an order. There is a full bar and a rooftop patio. Open daily. 1618 N. Mills Ave., 407-601-6575; $$
REYES MEZCALERIA
On the heels of Seito Sushi and Osprey Tavern, Jason and Sue Chin give us a Mexican concept that, thankfully, isn’t tired. True flavors from various regions of Mexico come out in such dishes as duck breast with mole negro, tostadas with yellowfin tuna or braised short rib, wonderfully moist tamales, and fried yuca with carnitas. Don’t pass on veg chile rellenos stuffed with beans, queso Oaxaca and grilled corn, or red chile enchiladas with short rib and pumpkin. Taco lovers: Don’t forget to ask your server for double tortillas. Open daily. 821 N. Orange Ave., 407-868-9007; $$$
MARKET ON MAGNOLIA
The former Frank & Stein’s now houses three fast-casual concepts. Da Kine Poke serves up signature and custom poke bowls; 081 Wood Fired Pizza’s pies are stellar (try the Vegetale pie); and finally, a downtown outpost of Gnarly Barley’s not-to-be-missed sandwiches and salads. Also, find a full row of local and regional microbrews along the north wall flanked by sportsball-spewing TVs. 150 S. Magnolia Ave., 407-412-9230; $$ n
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[ film + tv ] to for anyone who’s watched enough documentaries about the Cold War to criticize Steve Buscemi’s physical dissimilarity to the real Nikita Khrushchev, but it serves to humanize these historical figures and dust them off for a modern audience. Speaking of Buscemi, his performance as the paranoid, scheming Khrushchev may finally net him his first Academy Award nomination. He imbues Khrushchev’s arc from put-upon bureaucrat to vengeful manipulator with a sense of palpable desperation that leads to monstrous acts. It’s to the film’s credit that Buscemi and Iannucci get the audience to somehow root for the man who famously declared to Western ambassadors in 1956, “Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you.” The supporting cast is a wealth of talent. Rupert Friend (Homeland) plays Stalin’s drunken fuck-up of a son, Vasily, who is intent on delivering a speech at his father’s funeral despite his inability to stay sober. His younger sister, Svetlana (Andrea Riseborough, Battle of the Sexes), turns out to be a shrewd political navigator, using public sympathy to her own ends against Beria and Khrushchev. Monty Python’s Michael Palin plays Foreign Minister Vyacheslav Molotov – a bureaucrat so permeated by Stalinist thinking that he has trouble rejoicing when his wife is released from years of confinement in a political prison. And Jason Isaacs (Star Trek: Discovery) steals every scene in which he appears as the bombastic Field Marshal Political satirist Armando Iannucci creates a masterpiece Georgy Zhukov, commander of the Red with The Death of Stalin Army. While The Death of Stalin is a tremenBY T HA DDEUS MCCOL LU M dously successful comedy, attention has t’s been said that satire is obsolete in our disasters and funeral planning for the three to be paid to the margins of the film. The current political landscape. Chicanery central characters: Moscow Party Head effects of the central characters’ vanity, ambition and stupidand buffoonery are held up as virtues in Nikita Khrushchev ity have very real Buscemi), a climate so fractured that we can refer to (Steve consequences for the General it as the Cold Civil War with barely a drop Deputy THE DEATH OF STALIN people who live in the Georgy of hyperbole. But if satire is dying, then The Secretary Opens Friday, March 23 world they dominate. Death of Stalin, the latest film from Scottish Malenkov (Jeffrey Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Nightly raids result in writer-director Armando Iannucci, is a Tambor) and NKVD Ave., Maitland executions and rape. Labrentiy defibrillator, shocking the genre back to chief enzian.org Marching mournlife. Based on a French graphic novel by Beria (Simon Russell $11 ers are executed by Fabien Nury and Thierry Robin, the film Beale). After the jumpy NKVD agents. weak-willed follows the antics of a group of Soviet vain, Domestic workers are higher-ups as they jockey for position fol- Malenkov is installed led to their implied lowing the sudden death of Joseph Stalin. as the face of the incarceration or And while their constant one-upsmanship party, Khrushchev is played for laughs, the film makes a very and Beria begin sparring to determine who death solely because of where they happen to work. The message of the film is that salient and timely point about the dangers will be the real power behind the throne. Despite the Soviet setting, the film is far while the political circus – especially when of power in the hands of idiots. When Stalin (Adrian McLoughlin) is more British in humor and tone. The lack dominated by buffoons and charlatans – incapacitated and eventually dies from a of Boris and Natasha moose-and-squirrel is entertaining to watch, it has very real sudden stroke, the members of the Central accents is surprising at first, especially in and very terrible consequences for those Committee convene to figure out who will the case of Stalin, who sounds more like a around it. It’s a lesson that currently we lead the country. This leads to a farce of Cockney gangster than a Russian Man of seem determined to avoid. backbiting, secret deals, public relations Steel. The shift may take some getting used tmccollum@orlandoweekly.com
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BY ST EVE SCHN EID ER THIS WEEK: Midnight Sun In its native Japan, this story about a girl with a fatal vulnerability to sunlight has been a feature film, a TV drama and a manga. The stateside version stars Bella Thorne and Patrick Schwarzenegger, and was directed by Ashley Tisdale’s boyfriend (you know, the one who directed the fourth Step Up flick). Suddenly, I’m developing a fatal vulnerability to darkened theaters. (PG-13) Pacific Rim: Uprising Guillermo del Toro had planned to direct the sequel to his 2013 botsvs.-sea-monsters epic. But del Toro plans a lot of things, oh yeah! He ended up dropping out of the project and ceding the reins to Daredevil showrunner Steven DeKnight. And when you think about it, what other options did del Toro have? In chapter two, said sea monsters are causing trouble again, which might have conflicted with his newfound, celebrated status as the world’s leading proponent of fish fucking. And you never want to piss off Mrs. Paul. (PG-13) Sherlock Gnomes Seven years after Gnomeo and Juliet comes this spinoff, in which the star-crossed garden-dwelling couple try to solve some mysterious disappearances by conscripting the sleuthing team of Sherlock Gnomes and his sidekick, Gnome Watson. Gnome Watson? Really, that’s it? What were you guys doing for seven years, anyway? (PG) Unsane Steven Soderbergh joins the emergent genre of iPhone cinema with this hand-shot thriller about a young woman who seeks help with a stalker but finds herself institutionalized instead. This is what it looks like on James Woods’ phone all the time. (R)
ALSO PLAYING: The Cured Ellen Page has to confront the realities of a world in which former zombies have been restored to normal and are now trying to reintegrate into society. Speaking of which, that Nicole Wallace sure is tearing it up on MSNBC. (R; playing at Enzian Theater, Maitland) Dear Dictator Michael Caine plays an ousted despot who helps an American teenager cope with school bullies. If you don’t know whom to root for here, pull up a barstool and join the rest of us, chief! (NR) I Can Only Imagine The contemporary Christian hit yields a feature about a young man who loses his father at age 18. Suck it, “Christmas Shoes”! All you got was a TV movie. (PG) In the Fade The Queens of the Stone Age track yields a feature about a woman who loses her husband and son to a terrorist attack. Suck it, Eagles of Death Metal! All you got was an actual terrorist attack. (R; playing at Enzian Theater, Maitland) Josie A flirtatious new arrival to a small town (Game of Thrones’ Sophie Turner) spells trouble for her middle-aged neighbor (Dylan McDermott). Fun fact: Every time a nubile nymph seduces Dylan McDermott, Dermot Mulroney gets a sympathy boner. (NR) The Leisure Seeker Fending off illness and dementia, retired marrieds Donald Sutherland and Helen Mirren take a road trip to Key West. The surprise that’s waiting for them? Illness and Dementia are drag queens. (R) orlandoweekly.com
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[ concert preview ] Cerrone’s The Pieces That Fell to Earth? It’s a beautiful piece. I know Chris, our paths always cross in New York but we’ve never worked together. … It’s this collection of poems by Kay Ryan and they’re all these short little musings that could be considered somehow detached and yet emotion-provoking at the same time. It has these meditative moments that are sort of musing on something and then it gets more and more emotional. It has some amazing, really high, almost, almost screaming moments. And in contrast it’s an extremely melodious piece. Are you beginning to incorporate performance art into your work? ARIADNE GRIEF | PHOTO BY CAROLINE MARIKO STUCKY I’ve done some things that are more on the level of performance art. I like the idea of a recital that’s not … if I were to give a recital now I’d like it to be something that’s more than just standing returns to Orlando in front of a piano. I’m interested in playing with things like physicality. I’m trying to make a breathing piece that includes opera Chimera. Her schedule is a whirl- audience members breathing with me and wind. Later this year Greif will perform in each playing a note on a beautiful toy while her first Pierrot Lunaire, play the Resonant I’m singing. So I’m accompanied while I’m Bodies Festival in Australia, and perform singing, but every moment that I’m breatha microtonal piece by David Gordon at ing they’re breathing too. the MATA Festival, among myriad other engagements. Orlando Weekly did our best You participated in Angelica Negron’s ongoing drag opera to keep up with this singular artist. project Chimera recently. How did How was the Elixir of Love produc- that compare to other work? Angelica Negron is incredible – she’s tion? making this drag opera Elixir was really, realperformance piece with ly fun. The director was ALTERITY CHAMBER a bunch of different drag Mary Birnbaum, and ORCHESTRA FEATURING artists and vocalists. she is extremely good ARIADNE GREIF It’s about gender and at empowering women 7:30 p.m. Thursday, March 22 femininity and presencharacters in opera. A Orlando Ballet Company Studios, tation and I sing on a lot of the time in operas, 610 N. Lake Formosa Drive track … an amazing drag women do a lot of weak timucua.com performer named Miz stuff or people make $20 Jade did a really movjokes around them. But ing performance of it I got to make all of the live recently. It was live jokes and I felt so big! … And it was maybe Eric Jacobsen’s fifth instrumentals and Miz Jade performing to the pre-recorded track that I sang, and opera ever and he just killed it. I finally went to Disney World and I ate it was about feeling exhausted and beaten a bunch of pho, so I think I did Orlando up and overwhelmed and standing up and right. And when I’m going next week, I set being proud of who you are. I watched it aside some free time to go to Gatorland. and it was so moving that I cried. Drag is not just entertainment; it’s more and more That’s my major aspiration. heavily enmeshed with performance art This time around, with Alterity, and music. you’ll be be performing Christopher mmmoyer@orlandoweekly.com
GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Dwight & Nicole Hotly tipped blues-rock trio throws down at Iron Cow, with able local support from Kevin Maines & Anthony Cole, and Addi Son. 8 p.m. Wednesday, March 21, at the Iron Cow, $5
Curtains New venue, new showcase night promises to turn the spotlight on Orlando’s lo-fi music scene, courtesy of Mike Levin. 6 p.m. Thursday, March 22, at the Veranda at Thornton Park, free
Yacht Rock Revue
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elebrated New York soprano Ariadne Greif is no stranger to Orlando stages or audiences of any stripe. In the last two years, Greif has performed with the Orlando Philharmonic in the operas The Magic Flute and Elixir of Love, as well as an incandescent solo turn as part of the Women in Song series at the Plaza Live. On Thursday, the adventurous singer returns with a similarly fearless group of comrades: the 17-piece Alterity Chamber Orchestra. Grief will sing with Alterity on a performance of Christopher Cerrone’s The Pieces That Fell to Earth, as part of the “Abandon Waiting” program of works by contemporary composers. The pairing of Greif and Alterity is a natural one: Both push at the boundaries of their respective crafts. Greif is a restless and prolific artist, continually innovating and transforming. Early exposure to the work of Diamanda Galas – “The first moment when I realized that you can take singing a lot farther than where it is now” – has led to a career seemingly dedicated to redefining the role of the opera singer into that of a modern interdisciplinary artist. Greif is as comfortable with traditional works as she is performing pieces by sound-poet Kurt Schwitters, wrapping herself in duct tape for her part in Opera Cabal’s Atthis or participating in the drag
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Sweet Jesus, this tribute to the works et al. is smooth. Blues, $8.75
Lindsey Mills Surfer Blood bassist Mills steps out on her own with an intriguing indie-folk songbook; hear the results up close and personal at Indies. Wlll NOT turn Indies into a crypt. 9 p.m. Saturday, March 24, at Lil Indies, free
Dashboard Confessional Emo-punk godfather Chris Carrabba are hitting Orlando as part of their “We Fight 2018” tour, playing out songs from their first album in eight years, Crooked Shadows. 6:30 p.m. Sunday, March 25, at House of Blues, $33.10
Tiger Fawn Things have been deceptively quiet of late on the Tiger Fawn front, but the loop guru herself is quietly working up a new set of songs that will enchant you. 8 p.m. Monday, March 26, at 64 North, free
Glove New but hard-touring St. Pete postpunk quartet returns to Orlando to support Nude Party. if you know, you know. 7 p.m. Tuesday, March 27, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10
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STURM UND DRANG-ER Incantation will eat your soul BY MATTHEW MOYER
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n the summer of 1998, a young Orlando want to play music for yourself or to make Weekly chanced upon a show at the old people happy?” Part of an early group of FBI (Fairbanks Inn) in Winter Park that New York area death metallers that includleft a deep, scarring impression on us to this ed Suffocation and Immolation, McEntee day. Stumbling through a thick, near-impen- and co. found and perfected their sound by etrable fog of dry ice, we encountered on the the time they finished classic debut album low stage several synchronized hair-whip- Onward to Golgotha in 1992. And they’ve ping ghouls in full-on crab stance crouch, stuck to the low, grinding, gory, diabolical wrenching out a low, agonized groan from template through a prolific discography unfeasibly pointy instruments. This was that stretches through last year’s still-gotthe-goods Profane Nexus. New Jersey death metal Perhaps that singular titans Incantation. creative focus and dediNot for them was the INCANTATION cation is why Incantation then-in-vogue thrashy, with Druid Lord, Moat has been a temporary technical Florida death Cobra, Von Nacht, CND haven to musicians from metal sound of Death, 8 p.m. Sunday, March 25 projects as varied as Atheist, etc.; their sound Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. Profanatica, Acheron, emanated sickeningly willspub.org Goreaphobia and from the bowels and the $12-$15 Mortician throughout guts. With a slow, almost several decades of exissludgy trudge and the tence. occasional panicked Circumstances have become satisfyingly jump and start, this band created suffocating deep red walls of sticky sound, where circular for Incantation circa 2018. They’re individual instruments blurred into a grimy back on the label – Relapse – that issued their monumental debut album and pushwhole. The New Jersey metalheads, led by ing ahead with new albums, at the same founder (and solo original member) guitar- time delving into their own tape vaults for ist/vocalist John McEntee, has been undead reissues of rarities that are like red meat and proud of it since 1989. It was then that to an ever-fervent audience. Eternal metal McEntee, freshly out of thrashers Revenant fan McEntee shows no signs of changwith a head full of gore-soaked albums ing course, as he deadpanned to Invisible from Necrophagia and Sarcofago, founded Oranges way back in 2013: “Some people the group on a simple creative principle, as say death metal is limited, but it’s only as he told Revolver in 2017: “We were going limited as you let your mind limit it.” You to do what we want to do, everybody could want it darker? Incantation have got you fuck off, and if nobody liked it, that’s fine. It covered. was basically making the decision of do you mmmoyer@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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TOMMY STINSON’S COWBOYS IN THE CAMPFIRE, PARK AVE CDS, MARCH 13
Between the Replacements, Guns N’ Roses, Soul Asylum and the Old 97’s, Tommy Stinson has been party to a good share of historic rock action. But last year was his year, the time for him to shine on his own. He was impressive enough in 2017 with the revival of his post-Replacements band Bash & Pop that his train’s been looking like something worth staying on – a potential locomotive, even. Their 24-years-later follow-up record (Anything Can Happen) on uber-current label Fat Possum was a factual and qualitative surprise. And on stage at the Social last May, Tommy and company were absolutely energized. I saw the fire firsthand so, yeah, this special up-close engagement was a must. Cowboys in the Campfire is Stinson’s duo with longtime songwriting partner Chip Roberts on lap steel and lead guitar, and it’s primarily a live phenomenon. The pair have written together for a decade and produced material that’s made it onto more recent albums by Stinson and Bash & Pop. But according to Stinson, they’re now actively writing for this Cowboys in the Campfire project, with a record planned this year, possibly in the summer. This after-hours in-store appearance was one of only two Florida stops for the Cowboys. Living up to their name, they bookended their set with an intro and outro of barn-storming country music. In between, they performed almost all of the instant classics off Bash & Pop’s 2017 album, some solo Stinson material and
It’s validating to see Little Dragon go from playing Backbooth at the beginning of the decade to filling a big hall with the following that befits them.
road-tested Cowboys in the Campfire material, some of which was even unnamed (at least according to Tommy’s memory). In this arrangement, they really laid bare the scrambling heartland pulse that’s always been there under all the raucous triumph of Stinson’s work, unleashing the latent twang that’s given it a good chunk of its big soul. And in his more confessional moments, the bleeding was unfiltered. All of it was served peppered with personal stories. It was a freewheeling, direct and raw encounter, as real as it gets. Just like Tommy Stinson, and just the way you want to experience an underground hero. Rocking the new Bash & Pop material for the last year has been great. Lucky are we to have been able to do it live in both formal full-band glory and this very personal scale.
LITTLE DRAGON, THE BEACHAM, MARCH 14
Since their 2007 debut, critically lauded Swedish group Little Dragon have climbed their way up to being a pretty hot-shit commodity, hurtling like a rocket in the 2010s. You don’t get tapped for
contributions by a list of unfuckwithable names like Gorillaz, Big Boi, DJ Shadow and TV on the Radio’s Dave Sitek for nothing. They’ve even earned major establishment propers like a 2015 Grammy nom while still maintaining indie cred. Certification by the cognoscenti was no wonder. Recognition of their left-field sound by the mainstream, however, was somewhat unexpected. But whatever – good for them, and good for the wider swath of the world who’ve discovered Little Dragon due to it. They bring an evergreen perspective to music that threads one slick needle between flair and progress. It’s a sleek synthesis of dance, pop and R&B that’s rendered with style, taste and playful daring. On stage, they now have a big look and sound that’s finally equal to their live energy, with a robust mix of electronics and live play. Naturally, their supple, liquid groove was nonstop throughout the performance. But the intriguing details and instinct that so distinctively punctuate their music were also intact, sometimes even more pronounced, in the live execution. And, of course, all their essence is concentrated and embodied in true frontwoman Yukimi Nagano. The sum was a bright, kinetic spectacle of pattern and movement that impels bodies and pulses like it could go all night. It’s validating to see an act like this go from playing a small club (Backbooth) at the beginning of the decade to now filling a big hall with the production value and the following that befits them. Sometimes the world is just. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Opera Orlando: Gioachino Rossini’s Cinderella OPERA
The tale of Cinderella has gone through dozens of interpretations over the years, from the ancient Greek story of Rhodopis – a courtesan who marries the king of Egypt after he becomes intrigued by her missing sandal – through the 2015 live-action Disney film based on the 1950 animated film. But none have the musical acumen of Rossini’s 1817 operatic version. This version may not have any shape-shifting pumpkins or fairy godmothers – and the identifying slipper is changed out for a bracelet in this instance – but it still speaks to anyone who’s ever bemoaned their chores or yearned to scream “You’re not my real mom!” to an overbearing parent. Orlando Philharmonic conductor Eric Jacobsen and internationally recognized stage director Ophelie Wolf both make their Orlando Opera debuts for this production. – Thaddeus McCollum 7:30 p.m. Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday | Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $39-$79
Wednesday, March 21
Ceschi MUSIC
Currently celebrating its 10th anniversary, Fake Four is perhaps the most daring and boundary-pushing hip-hop imprint out there, and this lineup is essentially a label showcase for it. Headliner Ceschi rolled through and dazzled back in 2015 at the Social atop a Swamburger-curated bill. Besides being co-founder of Fake Four, this Connecticut polymath is simply one of the most unconventional rap artists out there, breaking unlikely ground that blends incredibly technical cadence with a singer-songwriter’s emotional and instrumental palette, turf that maybe only Yoni Wolf and Astronautalis can also claim. The other Fake Four acts featured – Onry Ozzborn and noise-rap duo Moodie Black – pack their own deep, and even darker, intrigue. Rounding out the bill are Boston indie-rapper Esh and rising Orlando dynamo E-Turn, who – not to freak anyone out or anything – has been known to torch even big-name headliners with her stage command. For forward-thinking hip-hop heads, it doesn’t get any more stacked than this. – Bao Le-Huu with Onry Ozzborn, Moodie Black, Esh, E-Turn | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $12-$15
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March for those who cannot march for themselves. March for those who were taken from mothers, fathers, sisters, lovers, cousins and friends without a final “I love you.” March for the 17 people who were gunned down at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School, the 49 people killed at Pulse and the countless others who have died from gun violence on Orlando street corners. But most importantly, at the March for Our Lives this weekend, march for yourself – and a future you’d be proud to live in. – Monivette Cordeiro noon | Lake Eola Park, 512 E. Washington St. | marchforourlives.com | free
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United We Brunch EVENTS
You know how brunch works by now – bloody marys, beers, mimosas, lunch-like breakfast dishes, the works. It’s the quintessential fix for all of your hangover woes, and then some. So that’s all the more reason why you deserve to check out what happens when the city’s top brunch destinations unite for one day only to throw the ultimate glutton-friendly event. Featured restaurants will include the Ravenous Pig, Omelet Bar, TooJay’s, Tapa Toro, Four Rebels, Peach Valley Cafe, Seasons 52 and many, many more. – Xander Peters noon-3 p.m. | Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St. | orlandoweeklytickets.com | 407-377-0400 | $45-$70
Saturday, March 24
Terror Pigeon MUSIC
Is this Saturday show a makeup for a date canceled last year because of Hurricane Irma or just another leg of this nomadic electro-freak outfit’s never-ending tour? It’s an immaterial point when you consider that this Nashville project’s incredibly extroverted performance art-meets-techno-pop is perfect for a weekend in the Milk District. The live experience is untamed and ecstatic, along the lines of a Dan Deacon or Emperor X; and the locals – Absolute Fantasy, Harsh Radish – should not be missed. This is an excellently curated gig courtesy of SR50 Mag. – Matthew Moyer with Absolute Fantasy, Harsh Radish | 8 p.m. | Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St. | ironcowcafe.business.site | $5
Tuesday, March 27
Science on Screen: The Black Hole FILM
Stephen Hawking, the superstar physicist who passed away last week at the age of 76, made his reputation largely on his work deciphering how black holes work. One of the first films to attempt to depict a black hole was Disney’s 1979 film The Black Hole. The film itself is a weird little number, dealing mostly with robot-onrobot violence and a mad scientist determined to see what’s on the other side of a singularity. It received the dubious honor of being called the “least scientifically accurate movie of all time” by noted well-actually Neil deGrasse Tyson in 2014. The Enzian screens The Black Hole this week with a special introduction from Smithsonian curator Dr. Matthew Shindell, who will explain the differences between the cosmic slow-flush toilet bowl of the film’s black hole and reality. – TM 8 p.m. | Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland | 407-629-0054 | enzian.org | $8
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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21-TUESDAY, MARCH 27 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM
MUSIC WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21 Carol Stein and Friends with Julian Bond 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Ceschi, Onry Ozzborn, Moodie Black, Esh, E-Turn 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Dwight & Nicole, Kevin Maines & AC, Addi Son 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jonathan Brown, Sean Shakespeare, Mehsi, Teacup Grizzly 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Opera Orlando: Gioachino Rossini’s Cinderella 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39-$79; operaorlando.org.
Dashboard Confessional Sunday at House of Blues PHOTO BY DAVID BEAN
The Ozone Rhythm 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712.
THURSDAY, MARCH 22 Alterity Chamber Orchestra featuring Ariadne Greif 7:30 pm; Orlando Ballet Company Studios, 610 N. Formosa Drive; $20 general admission. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Makari, Adventurer, I Met a Yeti, Sea of Surrender 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.
FRIDAY, MARCH 23 Between the Buried and Me, the Dear Hunter, Leprous 5 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$30; 407-648-8363. Cinemechanica, Yogurt Smoothness, Gamma Waves, A Place Beyond Giants 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; free. 46
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The Drew Williams Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Friday Fete With Damage Band Fourth Friday of every month, 9 pm-2 am; Singh’s Roti Shop, 5244 Old Winter Garden Road; $10; 407-670-8824. The Golden Pelicans, Vicious Dreams, Sick Dogs 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Marc With a C 11 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11. Opera Orlando: Gioachino Rossini’s Cinderella 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39-$79; operaorlando.org. Perseverance Brass Band 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Runaway Country Music Festival Through Sunday; Osceola Heritage Park, 1875 Silver Spur Lane, Kissimmee; $89-$340; runawaycountry.com. Thompson-Browne 8:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.
UCF Orlando Jazz Festival 8 pm; Nicholson School of Communications, University of Central Florida; $20; 407-823-1500. Video Games Live: Bonus Round 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $27.50-$100; 407-351-5483. Yacht Rock Revue 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $8.75; 407-934-2583.
SATURDAY, MARCH 24 Alice Cooper 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $47.50-$95.50; 407-351-5483. Chrome Sparks, Machine Drum 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $22-$25; 407-246-1419. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Contortionist, Silent Planet, Skyharbor, Strawberry Girls 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $18-$75; 407-704-6261.
Pints N’ Paws Winter Park Wine & Dine Take your snacking skills to the next level at the annual Winter Park Wine & Dine. More than 35 local restaurants, bakeries, wineries, breweries and distillers set up stalls to feed patrons a constant stream of delicious samples right down their gullets. Take a break frequently to catch your breath while enjoying live music both inside and outside the farmers market building. 6:309:30 p.m. Wednesday; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; $39-$290; winterparkevents.com
Justin Timberlake May 14 at Amway Center
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BASE Superhero Body Paint Art Show Since the closing of DRIP, local body painting artist collective BASE has had to change venues. This week, they debut at downtown’s Ferg’s Depot. Models show off the work of artists inspired by the likes of Black Panther, Spider-Man and Iron Man while patrons enjoy food and drink specials. 7 p.m. Thursday; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; $12-$15; baseorlando.com
Pints N’ Paws Beer Festival Downtown Sanford hosts the annual pet-friendly Pints N’ Paws beer festival this weekend. While you get to taste unlimited samples of brews from more than 100 breweries, your pooch gets to sample the aromas of as many other dogs’ b-holes as it can find. Win-win! Proceeds help benefit Dolly’s Foundation and Pet Rescue by Judy. Noon-6 p.m. Saturday; West End Trading Co., 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $30-$55; pintsandpaws.com
Betty Who, March 29 at the Social
Bon Jovi, April 18 at Amway Center
Miguel, March 29 at the Plaza Live
Damien Escobar, April 19 at Plaza Live
Broken Social Scene, March 30 at House of Blues
Modest Mouse, April 20 at Hard Rock Live
Big Freedia, March 31 at Will’s Pub Buddy Guy, April 6 at House of Blues OMD, April 12 at the Beacham Dr. Dog, April 13 at the Plaza Live
Arts & Craft Beers The shops and restaurants of Ivanhoe Village know how to throw a booze stroll. This weekend, enjoy 10 beers at different stops throughout the neighborhood while checking out art at each stop from local artists. All proceeds from the event benefit One Heart for Women and Children, a nonprofit that helps underserved and homeless families. 1-5 p.m. Saturday; Ivanhoe Village, North Orange Avenue; $15; artsandcraftbeersorlando.eventbrite.com
The Black Angels, April 16 at the Beacham Jukebox the Ghost, April 17 at the Social Jason Isbell, April 18 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Minus the Bear, April 20 at the Beacham Pink, April 24 at Amway Center Ministry, April 26 at Hard Rock Live Lebowski Fest, April 27-28 at Will’s Pub
The Brian Jonestown Massacre, May 3 at the Social
Big Boi, May 23 at the Beacham Petit Biscuit, May 30 at the Beacham
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, May 8 at the Beacham
The Dickies, the Queers, June 1 at Will’s Pub
Mike Birbiglia, May 12 at the Plaza Live Hayley Kiyoko, May 12 at the Beacham
Peter Hook & the Light, June 3 at the Plaza Live Lucero, Frank Turner, June 10 at House of Blues
Justin Timberlake, May 14 at Amway Center
Dua Lipa, June 13 at House of Blues
The World Is a Beautiful Place & I Am No Longer Afraid to Die, April 29 at the Social
Guided by Voices, May 16 at the Social
Alan Parsons Live Project, April 29 at the Plaza Live
New Found Glory, May 17 at House of Blues
Erasure, July 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Yanni, April 30 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Hot Water Music, May 19 at the Social
Glass Animals, July 26 at House of Blues
Oh Wonder, May 16 at the Beacham
Maxi Priest, June 23 at House of Blues American Aquarium, June 25 at Will’s Pub
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Esham 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$15. For No Good Reason: John Alamo, Deadrose, XXAMAI, Immalaise, Harryson T. 10 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; free. Heather Lee & Jordan Wynn, Nicholas Roberts 6 pm; The Veranda at Thornton Park, 111 N. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-872-8454. Kira Kira Pop: Sparkling Idol Dance Party 8 pm; Bikkuri Sushi, 1915 E. Colonial Drive; $12; 407-894-4494. The Larry Brown Quintet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Lindsay Mills (Surfer Blood), Harsh Radish, Tele & the Ghost of Our Lord 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Marc With a C 11 pm; AMC CityWalk, 6000 Universal Blvd.; $11. My Generation 7 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-592-0002. Nuclear Pistachio 8:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778.
Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39-$79; operaorlando.org. Sammy C 7 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $10; 407-504-7699. Spring Break: Happily Ever After 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. UCF Orlando Jazz Festival 8 pm; Nicholson School of Communications, University of Central Florida; $20; 407-823-1500. Universal Mardi Gras: Jessie J 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000. The Wilted Chilis 9:30 pm; Sloppy Taco Palace, 4892 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-574-6474.
SUNDAY, MARCH 25 Ambrosia 3:30 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free-$15; 407-592-0002. Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Oak Hill Drifters 9 pm; Foxhead Lounge, 280 State Route 415, Osteen; free; 407-321-2399.
Dashboard Confessional, Beach Slang, Kississippi 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $33.10; 407-934-2583.
Opera Orlando: Gioachino Rossini’s Cinderella 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh
Eli Young Band 5 pm; SeaWorld, 7007 SeaWorld Drive; price of admission; 407-363-2613. orlandoweekly.com
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Faculty Recital: Jeremy Hunt and Steven Chicurel-Stein 2-3 pm; University of Central Florida Rehearsal Hall, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-1500. GWADCIP$ 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Ignorados Comediantes, Kawaii AF, Caffiends, Problem Addicts 1-6 pm; The Stranded Sailor Pub, 418 Sanford Ave., Sanford; donations; 321-362-8153. Incantation, Druid Lord, Von Nacht 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.
THEATER Bernarda Alba The tale of a powerful matriarch who imposes a strict rule on her household following her second husband’s funeral. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20; 407-823-1500; theatre.cah.ucf.edu. The Game’s Afoot Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $20$27; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com.
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The Great American Trailer Park Musical Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Davenport Community Campus, 8 W. Palmetto St., Davenport; $24; theatreworksfl.org. Madagascar: A Musical Adventure SaturdaySunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $15-$25; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com.
National Theatre Live: Julius Caesar Filmed stage production of the Shakespeare play about the assassination of the Roman autocrat. Thursday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $18; fathomevents.com.
Motor City Rocks The story of Motown and the music that changed the world. Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Gateway Center for the Arts, 880 N. Highway 17-92, DeBary; $17-$19; 386-668-5553; gatewaycenterforthearts.org.
Nunsense A-Men! Thursday, 2 pm, Friday-Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $32-$42; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org.
Kelly/Scott Sextet featuring Dave Steinmeyer 2 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. No Class Bike Show Noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free-$5. Opera Orlando: Gioachino Rossini’s Cinderella 2 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $39-$79; operaorlando.org. Rupert Wates, Barry Brogan 2 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $15 suggested donation; 407-679-6426. Uncontrollable Urge 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Universal Mardi Gras: Bush 8:30 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; price of admission; 407-363-8000.
MONDAY, MARCH 26 Blueanimal 7:30 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $15. Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Volcanist, Tiger Fawn, Harsh Radish 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.
TUESDAY, MARCH 27 The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Icon for Hire, Makeout, Courage My Love 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$18; 407-704-6261. The Nude Party, Glove, Palmettes 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Twisted Bazaar: Raspberry Pie 8 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. orlandoweekly.com
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Proof Wednesday, 8 pm, Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 & 8 pm; Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $22-$26; 407334-1843; theaterontheedge.org. Shakespeare in Love Wednesday, 2 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$50; orlandoshakes.org. Spotlight Cabaret Series: Monica Titus Wednesday-Thursday, 7:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711 Orange Ave., Winter Park; $23$28; 407-645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. A Tennessee Walk Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $25-$29; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org. Twelfth Night Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$50; orlandoshakes.org. A View From the Bridge Arthur Miller play about an Italian-American family who comes into conflict with immigrant cousins who arrive unexpectedly. Wednesday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $16-$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.
THEWEEK Taco Bell Tuesdays Comedy show with free Taco Bell tacos with the purchase of a drink. Tuesday, 9 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570; backbooth.com.
DANCE Shen Yun Classical Chinese dance performance, sponsored by the Florida Falun Dafa Association. Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $80-$200; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. SuicideGirls: Blackheart Burlesque Burlesque performance from the premier alt-porn website. Sunday, 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $24.50-$64.50; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com. Varietease: Tremble Theater-dance hybrid from Patrick Fatica and Blue Star. Thursday-Saturday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $19.17$21.30; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.
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Waitress Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 1 & 6:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $54.25$154.25; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.
COMEDY Brendan Schaub Sunday, 5:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Cal Verduchi, Just Another Chris FridaySaturday, 6:30 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Eric Hunter, Kirk Bonacci Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com. Jay Mohr Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 5:30 & 9:15 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $30-$60; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. New Faces of Comedy Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. The New Ides of March Comedy Show Stand-up showcase. Friday, 9 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-963-5522. Shit Soup Weekly stand-up showcase. Wednesday, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.
Art 101: Japanese Textiles Learn about traditional methods of fabric creation and create a custom handkerchief inspired by Japanese aesthetics. Registration required. Wednesday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. The Art of Zines with Moriah Russo Moriah Russo presents a brief history of the zine movement and insights from producing the Orlando Zine Fest. Members of the Sanford Comic Collective discuss the process of creating zines. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Sanford Welcome Center, 230 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407-302-2586; sanfordwelcomecenter.com. BASE Superhero Body Paint Art Show Artists use models as living canvases to create images inspired by superheroes. Food and drink specials available. Thursday, 7 pm; Ferg’s Depot, 78 W. Church St.; $12$15; 407-367-2952; baseorlando.com. Enduring Beauty: Seminole Art & Culture Works of art, adornment and domestic crafts dating from the early 19th century to the mid-20th century. Opens Thursday, 6 pm, through July 8; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.
EVENTS Arab Fest Arab American cultural festival with food, music, vendors, kids activities and more. Sunday, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; aaccflorida.org. orlandoweekly.com
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Arts & Craft Beers Enjoy a walk down Orange Avenue while sipping on delicious local beer and looking at art made by local artists. Saturday, 1-5 pm; Ivanhoe Village Main Street, Orange Avenue between New Hampshire and Princeton streets; $15; 407-730-7942; artsandcraftbeersorlando.eventbrite.com. Drink and Think: Philosophy and Discussion Open discussion about language evolution. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.
THEWEEK 5:30-8 pm; Orlando Marriott Lake Mary, 1501 International Parkway, Lake Mary; $50-$95; 407-995-1100; tasteoflakemary.com. United We Brunch Enjoy brunch offerings from dozens of local restaurants along with an open bar. Saturday, noon-3 pm; The Orchid Garden, 122 W. Church St.; $45-$70; brunch.orlandoweekly.com.
Florida Wildflower & Garden Festival Gardening enthusiasts find plenty of inspiration with demonstrations and presentations by wildflower and gardening experts throughout the day, along with several plant and garden vendors. Saturday, 9 am-3 pm; Downtown DeLand, Indiana Avenue and South Woodland Boulevard, DeLand; free; 386-738-0649; floridawildflowerfestival.com.
Uptown Art Expo Art festival with live entertainment, vendors, sidewalk chalk art and more. SaturdaySunday, 10 am-5:30 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863; uptownartexpo.com.
HERstory: The Fashion Show Fashion show that highlights women of all shapes, complexions and ethnicities. Monday, 6 pm; Aloft Hotel Orlando Downtown, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$30.
Wine & Seafood Festival Enjoy wine, beer and seafood specialties along with love music and entertainment. Friday-Sunday, 10 am; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $10; 800-768-9463; lakeridgewinery.com.
International Wine Festival Sample wines from around the globe at booths along Church Street. Saturday, 2-7 pm; Downtown Orlando, Church Street, Orange Avenue and Church Street; $10-$95; winefestorlando.com. Mexican Food Festival Featuring bites and drinks from Mexican restaurants across Orlando. Saturday, 1-6 pm; Gaston Edwards Park, 1236 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; orlandoweeklytickets.com. Open House Invitational Learn about Islam and the Muslim community from the source while enjoying an international dinner. Saturday, 5:30 pm; Islamic Society of Central Florida, 1586 N. Goldenrod Road; free; 407-273-8363; iscf.org. PFT Media Party Enjoy drinks with your favorite local podcasts. Saturday, 5-9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; pftmedia.com. Pints N’ Paws Craft Beer Fest Pet-friendly beer festival. Saturday 12-6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $30$45; 407-322-7475; pintsandpaws.com. Solidarity Sunday: Haiti, El Salvador, Africa A multi-course dinner inspired by recent comments by our shithole president. Sunday, 4 pm; Cress Restaurant, 103 W. Indiana Ave., DeLand; $40; 386-734-3740; cressrestaurant.com. Suck It Trebek Sour IPA Tapping Premier tapping of a new sour IPA from Ivanhoe Park Brewing Co., available on draft only. Friday, 6 pm; Ellipsis Brewing, 7500 Tpc Blvd.; free; 407-250-5848; ellipsisbrewing.com. Taste of Lake Mary Gourmet food and wine tasting alongside live entertainment. Monday,
Winter Park Wine & Dine A food, wine and music festival with bites and drinks from 35 of the area’s best restaurants, bakeries, wineries, brewers and distillers. Wednesday, 6:30-9:30 pm; Winter Park Farmers Market, 200 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; $39-$290; winterparkevents.com.
CIVICS March for Our Lives March in solidarity with the students across the nation who are protesting the lack of common sense gun laws. Saturday, noon4 pm; Lake Eola Park, 200 E. Robinson St.; free; marchforourlives.com.
SPORTS Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesday, 12:30-4 pm; MetroWest Country Club, 2100 S. Hiawassee Road; free; 561-704-9302. Orlando Magic vs. Philadelphia 76ers NBA basketball. Thursday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$637.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Phoenix Suns NBA basketball. Saturday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $14.25-$637.25; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Solar Bears vs. South Carolina Stingrays Ice hockey. Wednesday, 7 pm, Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; contact for price; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. n orlandoweekly.com
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B Y D A N S AVA G E I’m a 26-year-old cis queer woman. My best friend has identified publicly as asexual for the past two years. She constantly talks about how since she doesn’t “need” sex, this means she is asexual. She does have sex, however, and she enjoys it, which I know isn’t disqualifying. But she also actively seeks out sex partners and sex. But, again, she insists that because she doesn’t “need” sex the way she presumes the rest of us do, she is asexual. I have an issue with this. I’ve never had partnered sex and never really felt the need or desire for it. I’m plenty happy with emotional intimacy from others and masturbation for my sexual needs, and I do not particularly desire a romantic or sexual partner. My friend gets offended if anyone questions her label, which occurs often in our friend group as people try to understand her situation. I usually defend her to others since she’s my friend, but as a person who is starting to identify more and more as asexual, I’ve grown annoyed at her use of “asexual” as her identifier, to the point that this may be starting to affect our friendship. I’ve kept silent because I don’t want to make her feel attacked – but in the privacy of my own head, I’m calling bullshit on her asexuality. I don’t particularly want to come out as asexual to her, given the circumstances. Am I just being a shitty gatekeeping asexual? Do I need to just accept that labels are only as useful as we make them and let this go? Actually Coitus Evading
Asexuality – it’s a real thing. “Several population-level studies have now found that about 1 percent of individuals report not feeling sexual attraction to another person – ever,” Dr. Lori Brotto writes in the Globe and Mail. Dr. Brotto has extensively studied asexuality, and the data supports the conclusion that asexuality is a sexual orientation on par with heterosexuality, homosexuality and bisexuality. “[Asexuality] is not celibacy, which is the conscious choice to not have sex even though sexual desires may endure,” Dr. Brotto writes. “Rather, for these individuals, there is no inherent wish for or desire for sex, and there never has been. They are asexuals, though many prefer to go by the endearing term ‘aces.’” Asexuality – it’s a point on a spectrum and it’s a spectrum unto itself. “There is a spectrum of sexuality, with sexual and asexual as the endpoints and a gray area in between,” says whoever wrote the General FAQ at the Asexual Visibility and Education Network website (asexuality.org). “Many people identify in this gray area under the identity of ‘gray-asexual’ or ‘gray-A.’ Examples of gray-asexuality include an individual who does not normally experience sexual attraction but does experience it sometimes; experiences sexual attraction but has a low sex drive; experiences sexual
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attraction and drive but not strongly enough to want to act on them; and/or can enjoy and desire sex but only under very limited and specific circumstances. Even more, many gray-asexuals still identify as asexual because they may find it easier to explain, especially if the few instances in which they felt sexual attraction were brief and fleeting. Furthermore, [some] asexual people in relationships might choose or even want to have sex with their partner as a way of showing affection, and they might even enjoy it. Others may want to have sex in order to have children, or to satisfy a curiosity, or for other reasons.” As for your friend, ACE, well, according to the Protocols of the Elders of Tumblr, we’re no longer allowed to express doubt about someone’s professed sexual orientation or gender identity. So if Republican U.S. Sen. Larry Craig of Idaho gets caught trawling for dick in an airport bathroom – which he did in 2007 – and insists it was all a misunderstanding because, you know, he’s 200 percent straight, well, then he’s straight. (And if Jeffrey Dahmer says he’s a vegetarian …) So even if your friend pulls the cock from her mouth and/or the pussy off her face only long enough to shout, “I’M ACE,” before slapping her mouth back down into someone’s lap, then she’s ace, ACE. Maybe in the same way Larry Craig is straight, your friend is asexual – or, hey, maybe she’s asexual in the “gray-A” sense, i.e., under certain circumstances (awake, aware, conscious, alert, sentient), she experiences sexual attraction. Or maybe she’s not a gray-A who identifies as ace but an actual asexual who is having sex for “other reasons.” A person doesn’t have to be celibate to be asexual or to identify as asexual, ACE, and until there’s an asexual accreditation agency – which there never will be and never should be – we’ll just have to take your friend’s word for it. But just as asexuality is a thing, ACE, so too is bullshit. Denial is a thing, and sex shame is an incredibly destructive thing. Like the guy who has a lot of gay sex but refuses to identify as gay or bi, it’s possible your friend is just a messy closet case – a closeted sexual, someone who wants sex but doesn’t want to be seen as the kind of person who wants sex since only bad people want sex. Some people twist themselves into the oddest knots so they can have what they want without having to admit they want it. But even if it sounds to you (and me) like your friend’s label is suspect, you should nevertheless hold your tongue and allow her to identify however she likes. Ask questions, sure, but challenging her label will only damage your relationship (or further damage it) and make you feel like a closeted, gatekeeping ace. And if you find yourself getting annoyed when your ace-identified friend starts in on how she doesn’t really “need” all the sex
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“A C E & T H E H O L E ” she’s having, ACE, do what I used to do when I had to listen to guys I knew for a fact were having tons of gay sex (because they were having it with me) go on and on about how they didn’t really “need” cock: smile, nod, roll ’em over and fuck ’em in the ass again. (Feel free to swap “change the subject” for “roll ’em over” and “leave the room” for “fuck ’em in the ass.”) Settle a dispute between friends? I’m a straight man who gets hit on fairly often by women, mostly at the gym. I usually respond with a variation on “I would be interested but I’m married.” Some of my friends argue that by saying, “I’m interested but I’m married,” I’m telegraphing an interest in some sort of affair. That isn’t my intent. I mean it as a compliment. What I’m trying to communicate is “You’re an attractive person who put yourself out there and I don’t want to crush your spirit with a curt ‘No.’” What is your take, Dan? Mutual Attraction Rarely Results In Erotic Dalliances
Which is it, MARRIED: “I would be interested but I’m married” or “I am interested but I’m married”? Because there’s a difference between “I would” and “I am” in this context. When you say, “I would be interested but I’m married,” you’re shutting it down: We could fuck if I wasn’t married, but I am so we can’t. But when you say, “I am interested but I’m married,” that can be read very differently: I’m down to fuck but – full disclosure – I’m married. If that’s OK with you, let’s find a stairwell and do this thing. “Would be” politely shuts the door, MARRIED, “am” opens the door a crack and invites the sweaty woman at the gym to push against it to see if it’ll open all the way.
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NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave-Clermont 4/11/18 1174 Rudolph Estrada 1193 Jacquetta Romain AA5649D Toni Bridges Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive- Ocoee 4/11/18 336771 Janice Okoye 2379-83 Laura Allen 1575 Khalilah Martin 1548 Latica Sizemore 3433 Shannon Holtslander 2382 Richard Bascoe Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W- Haines City 4/11/18 H0925 Oscar Hernandez G0768 Angie Johnson G0771 George Gambino E0515 Claude Laguerre G0806 Geraldine Anderson F0634 Bill Kent Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 4/11/18 1600 Melissa Viala 1053 Marckenson Gabriel 1062 Jessica Vega 3068 Shelley Bullard Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr- Orlando 4/11/8 567 Zenaida Arroyo 550 Leah Mcqueary 458 Molly Garashko
447 Elizabeth Paradas 505 Kimberly Butler 537 Elaine Catoe 561 Anthony Smith 731 Kimberly Butler 1140 Kasa Panzu 368 John Eustace 316 Jeff Zellerkraut 208 Marsh Levitt 843 Stevette Lasure 442 Jennifer Conyers 776 Tyson Cornelison. Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on April 5, 2018 and will continue until all locations are done: U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; L55 Denice Jackson $534.83, E26 David van Gelder $723.75 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1316 Daniel hitchcock $909.35, 1141 Crystal Villamil $494.52, 1218 Ashley Ciuzio $718.50 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; E115 Joseph williams $860.60, B108 Diana Sim-
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mons Wright $817.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 2264 Jonnathan Neco $700.11 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 2531 Allan Garon $326.30, 1530 Steve Williams $655.94, 1474 Samuel Long $373.62, 2553 Renitra Jarrells $389.67, 2542-46 Serena Walsh $398.30, 1452 Gator Construction $336.48, 1232 Rosa Scala- Rodriguez $341.82 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 2111 Amanda Perri $600.79, 4138 Robert Hall $736.35. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates at 10:00 a.m. at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. APRIL 5, 2018 2B3HD46R13H552452 2003 DODGE APRIL 6, 2018 1ZWFT61L6Y5602440 2000 MERCURY JHMCG565XXC054728 1999 HONDA
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP17-03 IN THE INTEREST OF: P.S., a male child, DOB: 05/12/2014, minor child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Skye Sweetser, Address unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on 11th day of April, 2018, at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 21st day of February, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esq., Florida Bar No.:56020 State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380. Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com. By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO.: DP17-146 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: K. B. DOB: 03/05/2014, D. R. DOB: 02/22/2016, T. R. DOB: 02/07/2018 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Teerika Rhymes, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has
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been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on May 7, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for Florida Department of Children and Family. nancy. robak@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, DIVISION: 7/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-120 In the Interest of: K.M. DOB: 09/04/2017, a minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Kori Bentley {Mother}, 2709 8th Street {Last known Address}. Orlando, FL 32820 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on April 17, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange
County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380, Kim.crag-chaderton@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, DIVISION: 7/DAWSON CASE NO.: DP16-120 In the Interest of: K.M. DOB: 09/04/2017, a minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Pedro Medina {father}, 2709 8th Street {Last known Address}. Orlando, FL 32820 WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on April 17, 2018 at 10:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380, Kim.crag-chaderton@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal).
Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 07/ DAWSON CASE NO: DP16-751 IN THE INTEREST OF: H.B. DOB: 12/27/2011, J.S. DOB: 05/25/2014. MINOR CHILDREN SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Alexa Pruette, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before the Honorable Daniel Dawson, Circuit Judge, on Tuesday, April 24, 2018, at 9:00 a.m., at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Attorney for the State of Florida. PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 317-7417 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS. CLERK OF COURT, BY: /s/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. DIVISION: 07/ DAWSON CASE NO: DP16-633 IN THE INTEREST OF: C.J. DOB: 6/6/2016, J.C. DOB: 4/8/2015, C.H. DOB: 8/14/2012, L.C.H DOB: 11/26/2010 MINOR CHILDREN SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Vincent Rudolph, Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before the Honorable Daniel Dawson, Circuit Judge, on Friday, April 20, 2018, at 10:00 a.m., at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL
RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 14th day of March, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer L. Ware, Esquire Florida Bar No.: 109969, Attorney for the State of Florida. PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 317-7417 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS. CLERK OF COURT, BY: /s/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates at 10:00 a.m. at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. APRIL 3, 2018 1FAFP55U02G162290 2002 FORD 1G1JC124527363432 2002 CHEVROLET 1G2JB124717292005 2001 PONTIAC 1HGCB7657NA069516 1992 HONDA 1HGEM22154L038521 2004 HONDA 1LNHM86S71Y688074 2001 LINCOLN 1N4AL11D26C125498 2006 NISSAN 1N4AL21E08N403028 2008 NISSAN 1N6DD26S4YC427103 2000 NISSAN 1NXBR12E9XZ213976 1999 TOYOTA 1YVHZ8BHXB5M15336 2011 MAZDA 2C3HE66G1YH392347 2000 CHRYSLER 3VWCA21C0YM489066 2000 VOLKSWAGEN 3VWCM31Y94M319999 2004 VOLKSWAGEN 5NPEC4AC7BH009264 2011 HYUNDAI JHMEH9590NS012041 1992 HONDA JN1MS36P8NW100968 1992 NISSAN KMHWF35H25A178708 2005 HYUNDAI KNAGD128345351485 2004 KIA WAUBB88D2VA069246 1997 AUDI RFGBS1MEX6SLH5222 2006 SYM
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Vehicles sold “as is” and for parts only. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday, March 28, 2018 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com beginning 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/ Orlando-FL-storage-units/ for more info. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #206-Cerenity Stalls; #208-Witlan Saint Hilaire; #308-Elizier Torres; #363-Lauren S Stevens; #241-Alberto Centeno Rivera; #335- Joseph Thomas Greene II; #383-Fabio A LinaresMuller; #487- Lee West MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 10:30AM: #35 Dashid Williams Ray’s Fashions; #56 Justin Wahr; #186-Francine Franklin PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:00AM: #366-Brown, Avalon; #604- Gillis, Tovah Chanell; #606-Morrison, Brian Auer; #808-MCCRIMMON, Cornelius Grant; #1101 Smith, Andrade Bernard - Smith, Mary Santifer - 1990 White 4D Toyota Camry Deluxe VIN# 4T1SV21E9LU134854 Tag# 012TLK; PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 11:30AM: #10-Vince Delrenard Brown; #81-Chris Lampret; #114-Fabienne Bruno; #136- Jennifer Witt; #200-Terry Allen Beden; #224- Bredrick Antonio Golston; #246- Luiz Jose Antonio Filho; #266-Glorisia Lauture; #348-Kecia Renee Davis; #362-Flora Mateo Gonzalez; #402- Natasha Sherika Douglas, #406- Dina Petro; #448- Ronald Smith; #451- Elsinly Charlestin; #476- Anthony Rogers Hills; #527-Crystal Taneesha Jones; #533-Crystal Taneesha Jones; #588- Brenda Brown; #618-Tyrone Fields; #641-Tyrone Fields; #649- Shawanna Fladger; #724 - Frenel David, Scholastic Book Fair Inc, 1993 Mitsubishi Truck VIN # JW6HFN1E2PK000010 Tag # B7622B. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on April 06, 2018 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/ or vessels. Seller reserves the
right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; JF1GD70685L514027 2005/Suba 2G2WP552261119103 2006/Pont WD0PD744165927326 2006/Dodg JM1EC4353R0315867 1994/Mazd 4T1BE46K67U047008 2007/Toyot 1GKDS13S832120950 2003/GMC 1G8ZH1274VZ218309 1997/Strn 4JGAB54E7YA191757 2000/Merz 1GNCS13W012149969 2001/Chev 1GNEC13R0TJ351431 1996/Chev WAUDT74F35N050110 2005/Audi 5LMRU27L2WLJ58542 1998/Linc 2C3CCAAG6DH727798 2013/Chry 1G6DM57N830136758 2003/Cadi 1NXAE91AXNZ374791 1992/Toyt 2G4WS52M4X1559014 1999/Buic JTHBF5C25A5113205 2010/Lexs 1G1PF5S96B7134925 2011/Chev 1N4AL11DX6C232931 2006/Niss JKAVNDA154B551020 2004/Kaw 5GZDV03L55D215042 2005/Strn JN8AS5MT1BW155077 2011/Niss 1HGCG3257YA027996 2000/Hond JH4DB7550SS010011 1995/Acur 4T3ZF13C2YU188402 2000/Toyt 1FDEE14H2KHB72902 1989/Ford 1G1ZS57F77F265815 2007/Chevr 2G2WC55C481175664 2008/Pont 1G6DL1E36D0120511 2013/Cadillac 4T3ZF13C7XU120319 1999/Toyt 1GRAP0620FT602368 2015/Great Dane 1FMRU15W81LA35413 2001/Ford 1FADP3F23EL357126 2014/Ford 4S6CK58W114400109 2001/Hond 1D4GP25B25B325148 2005/Dodg 2HKRL18652H500609 2002/Hond 2GDHG31K8H4521638 1989/Util 1GCFG25M821126245 2002/Chev 2B3HD46R31H611224 2001/Dodg 1G8ZH1271TZ154033 1996/Strn 19UUA66248A046111
2008/Acur 2T1BU4EE7BC630681 2011/Toyt 3VWEF81K87M202480 2007/Volk 1HGCD5659TA036304 1996/Hond 1J4GL58K54W146321 2004/Jeep 1NXAE00E1PZ050258 1993/Toyt 1FALP6244VH128199 1997/Ford 55SWF4JB2GU107108 2016/Merz KNADM4A35G6591534 2016/Kia 5VPCWBAB3H3058672 2017/Vico NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Ford VIN# 1FTJW35FXTEB47676 1999 Nissan VIN# 1N4DL01D1XC140843 2007 Lincoln VIN# 2LMDU68C27BJ28482 2003 Buick VIN# 1G4CW54K034130650 1998 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZH1271WZ205289 2015 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL3AP4F210736 1995 Chevy VIN# 1GCDG15Z2SF235672 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on April 04, 2018 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1C3CDZAB6DN512252 2013 DODG 1LNHM81W65Y644051 2005 LINC To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on April 06, 2018, 238 N Cottage Hill Road, Orlando, FL 32805 All Auto Towing, INC.
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Registered Nurses Central FL Health Leesburg Regional Medical Center 6306247 Dual Enrollment Coordinator Seminole State College of Florida 6306199 Trade Show and Event Sales Executive Nimlok Orlando 6306233 Consumer Advisor Vacation Innovations 6303824 Anesthesiologist US Anesthesia Partners 6298080 Health, Safety, and Security Manager Merlin Entertainments 6306409 Manager, Learning & Development TTEC 6305075 Registered Nurse Non Critical Care HCA 6302652
Order Processing Representative Adcomm 6304914
Lifeguards & Swim Instructors YMCA of Central Florida 6298222
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Management Trainee Mathnasium the Math Learning Center 6306248
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Pest Control Installer HomeTeam Pest Defense 6299808
Store Manager SUBWAY DiPasqua Enterprises, Inc. 6302622
Bus Operator CDL LYNX 6299723
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Legal Staff Assistant Vision HR 6303754
Registered Nurse (RN) Intensive Care Orlando Health 6297495
Hotel Restaurant Manager Holiday Inn Orlando East UCF Area 6299565 Cargo Service Agent Azul Airlines 6303665
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Maintenance Tech Resort / Hotel StaySky Resort Management 6299396
Senior Property Accountant Tavistock Development 6300168
Outside Sales 3 Day Closets 6304955
Restaurant Supervisor The Alfond Inn at Rollins 6305434
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Inbound Technical Support Specialist Sears Home Improvements 6305023
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