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MUSIC 29 The Donovan of trash
Punk ’77 survivor Wreckless Eric has gone around the whole wide world making noise for 40 years
7 Pulse: In Memoriam
17 Back to the future
A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Javier Jorge Reyes
Chef Jason Bergeron serves time-honored small plates amid an ultra-modern landscape at Chroma
29 Picks This Week
7 This Modern World 7 ICYMI
17 Tip Jar
33 This Little Underground
Great live music rattles Orlando every night
News you need to know but may have missed in the past week
Bosphorous opens a third location, Mai Bistro takes over the old Scientology building on Colonial, plus more in our weekly food roundup
8 Informed Dissent
18 Remix
The dog that caught the car: Why Republicans were never actually going to repeal and replace Obamacare
Our take on the Dubonnet Fizz fortifies the classic recipe with the punch of mezcal
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Major garage-rock festival Field Trip South debuts and revives an entire subculture, Devendra Banhart arrives to fanfare and flowers
Protestors arrested after climbing inside Sabal Trail pipeline
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34 Selections
Santa Clarita Diet serves up quirky hilarity, eventually
Art31 sets Maitland aglow for the month of March
25 Film Listings
15 Live Active Cultures
Cinema-oriented events to go see this week
Rivers of Light, the newest evening entertainment at Disney’s Animal Kingdom, turns out to be the best kind of surprise
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36 The Week 37 Down the Road Back Pages
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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Javier Jorge-Reyes Javier JorgeReyes was known for his friendliness, sass and smile. His friends affectionately called him “Javi” and loved his outgoing, funny personality. He spread this bright energy every day, and even went by “Harvey George Kings,” a play on the English translation of his name, on Facebook. On June 12, Jorge-Reyes was one of 49 people who died in the mass shooting at the gay nightclub Pulse. His friend Taylor Lianne Chandler remembers Jorge-Reyes as someone who wasn’t afraid to tell the truth, who was always there when you needed a helping hand. “He was a great listener and he would give you an honest opinion no matter what,” Chandler says. “He was always there to pick up the slack,
do what you needed, offer help and make things better.” Friends on Facebook recalled his styleconscious and customer-oriented work ethic. He was a natural in his sales jobs at Guess and Gucci. But his flair really appeared outside of work. “He loved hanging with friends and doing drag,” Chandler says. “When I say doing drag, that is an understatement. He was great at it and breathtaking.” She remembers walking with Jorge-Reyes through the streets of downtown Orlando during the city’s Come Out With Pride celebration in 2015. They laughed and carried on the whole parade route, promoting the Black & Orange Ball. Jorge-Reyes dressed as Alice from Alice in Wonderland. The next night, the friends went to Parliament House and entered the costume contest, taking funny videos that Chandler says are now some of her most treasured possessions. “He had a smile that could light up a room and a sense of humor to match. He loved to go out and dance and have a great time with friends,” she says. “Something great was stolen from us when Javi was taken away. They say time can heal all wounds, but we all still feel the emptiness that Javi filled in our lives.” – Deanna Ferrante
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The Pulse community reacts to an “insensitive” news special, an Orlando Police officer is under investigation for serious potty mouth and a couple of other things you may have missed this week. »
Hundreds rally around Florida Hospital Orlando to save Obamacare: About 300 people marched around the hospital last weekend as part of a nationwide effort to support the Affordable Care Act after President Donald Trump and Republican leaders have vowed to repeal the health care law, claiming that it is “failing.” Longwood resident Sean-Paul Lewis, who was in a wheelchair with a breathing tube in his nose, says Obamacare saved his life. “My days are numbered,” he says. “These should be my golden years. … I’m just trying to just live a good quality of life.”
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Pulse survivors outraged over Univision news special re-enacting massacre: Survivors of the shooting at Pulse are speaking out against a Univision news special called Crónicas de Sábado: Baño de Sangre (Saturday Chronicles: Blood Bath) that included a re-enactment of the June 12 tragedy. Victor Báez Febo, a survivor of the shooting, says he saw the gory promo videos on social media and broke down. “Two of my closest friends died in the bathroom in that scenario,” he says. “I couldn’t get my friends’ faces out of my head when I was seeing it. It really is traumatizing. It does not promote healing.” Crónicas De Sábado has since posted statements on social media saying Univision tried to create a report that was respectful but faithful to the facts of the crime.
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OPD officer under investigation after video shows him cursing and threatening man: An Orlando Police officer is under an internal affairs investigation after a video surfaced showing him calling a man a “fucking little pussy.” The four-minute video, uploaded to YouTube on Jan. 3 by Ryan Romasco, shows an interaction between OPD Officer Jose Sanchez and Romasco during a disturbance call after Romasco and his father got into an argument. At one point during the incident, Sanchez tells Romasco, “If you fucking try to pass me, motherfucker, I will fucking take you in for battery on an LEO (law enforcement officer). I will ruin your shit.”
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Rollins College suspends fraternities over “high-risk behaviors”: The Winter Park private college suspended all six of its fraternities last week, though it won’t say exactly what prompted the sudden action except concerns over “high-risk behaviors.” A Rollins College spokesperson says the suspension was the result of multiple conduct issues with all fraternities, not one individual incident. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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it shouldn’t be determined by the size of one’s wallet. But, it suffices to say, in this political climate, that’s not the conversation we’ll be having. Rather, the Republicans now have the opportunity to do what they’ve been promising to do for the last seven years, should voters grant them the total control Why Republicans were never actually going of Washington they received in November: to repeal and replace Obamacare repeal and replace. The first part is easy With abundant justification, I toward joining the rest of the developed enough. When President Obama was in could spend this column obsessing over the world with an actual universal health care office, the Republican-led House took dozens upon dozens of Obamacare repeal various evils and sundry scandals perpetu- system. Rather, I’m terrified. I have an employer-sponsored plan votes, so many that it became a running ated by the Trump administration since our last visit: Attorney General Jeff Sessions’ now, but it wasn’t so long ago that I was joke. But it’s that second part – the hard despicable attacks on transgender students a full-time freelancer, and the Affordable part, the actual governing – that has provand recreational marijuana, not to mention Care Act’s exchanges offered me rea- en nigh impossible. In a sense, the Republicans in Congress his renewed embrace of the contemptible sonable options, even without subsidies. for-profit private prison system; Chief of They’ve done the same for millions of have become the proverbial dog that Staff Reince Priebus’ possibly illegal request others, most of whom do have access to caught the car. It’s easy to rail against a to the FBI to knock down reports that those subsidies and are thus sheltered piece of legislation, to highlight its shortTrump campaign officials were in contact from the inevitable premium rate hikes comings, to pick out any piece of bad news with Russian intelligence operatives, which that come year after year. In the states that and proclaim that the sky is falling. It’s the FBI declined to do (a series of events have expanded Medicaid – not Florida, much more difficult to find something that naturally culminated in President which hates Obamacare so much that it that covers as many people – and covTrump attacking the FBI on Twitter); the is purposefully cruel to the less fortu- ers people with pre-existing conditions and without lifetime Department of Homeland Security’s move nate – tens of millions coverage caps – and to massively broaden the scope of potential more have benefited, does it for less money deportations and reports that the presi- as the expansions “Repeal and replace” and with fewer regudent’s team is looking for ways to neuter allowed those who is never going to lations, which is what the popular Deferred Action for Childhood previously earned too happen, as John Republicans profess to Arrivals program; Trump himself ominous- much money to qualwant. That’s because ly threatening to “do something” about the ify for Medicaid but Boehner admitted last all of the ACA’s unpoptoo little to qualify for media he so dislikes. week at an Orlando ular pieces (e.g., the But, to be honest, I have something Obamacare subsidies health care conference. coverage mandate) approaching outrage fatigue. I’ve been access to care. are designed to ensure The plan isn’t angry so much I’ve worn myself out. (It’s that its popular ones only been six weeks. This is going to be a perfect, of course – long-ass four years, or at least a long-ass insurance companies are avaricious to are viable, and they can’t find ways to keep however many months before the GOP their core, and anytime you sublimate the things people want without keepCongress gets tired of Trump’s shit and something like health care, which does ing the things they’ve been criticizing all deposes him.) So instead I’d like to turn to not lend itself to consumeristic choice the along. Weird how that works. So as they go about devising a replacean actual bit of policy, and perhaps one of way that, say, shopping for an HDTV does, the few glimmers of light in this otherwise to the whims of the profit motive, you’re ment strategy, Republicans are running going to have conflict that rarely resolves headlong into this quandary. They’ve dark storm: Obamacare. Which isn’t to say that I’m particularly itself in the consumer’s favor. This is, in promised their base a repeal, but reinstithrilled to see what a generally amoral, its most simplified form, the argument for tuting pre-existing condition restrictions unified conservative government does to single-payer, or at least a public option: will be a nonstarter with the white suburthe first tepid steps this country has taken that health care is a right and access to banites they’ll need in 2018. And now, at
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town halls across the country, members of Congress – at least the ones brave enough to face their constituents (ahem, Marco Rubio?) – are being met by citizens worried about losing health care when they need it most, when their spouse or their kid has cancer. These are heartrending stories, the kind that pull back the political veil and reveal the very human cost to the cold calculations being made on Capitol Hill. Not coincidentally, as Republicans are publicly weighing their replacement options, support for the Affordable Care Act is nearing its all-time high, according to the latest Kaiser Family Foundation tracking survey. The numbers aren’t overwhelming – 48 percent have a favorable view, while 42 percent have an unfavorable one – but consider this: Last April, 49 percent of American adults had an unfavorable impression of Obamacare, while just 38 percent liked it. That’s a heady improvement in less than a year, and it’s taken off since Trump has taken over. In short, the closer we get to the Republican replacement, the better we like the old system. And that’s why repeal and replace was never going to happen, as former House Speaker John Boehner admitted last week at an Orlando health care conference: “I shouldn’t have called it repeal and replace because that’s not what’s going to happen. They’re basically going to fix the flaws and put a more conservative box around it.” That’s assuming they can do that without screwing it up. After all, the dog that catches the car gets hit. Even President Trump seems to have realized that reinventing a massive health care system – something Trump promised to do during the campaign on day one of his presidency – is more complex than he imagined it to be, saying Monday: “Nobody knew that health care could be so complicated.” Huh. Weird. @jeffreybillman on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com
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THE INVISIBLE MAN Marco Rubio is skipping town halls, but his constituents are finding him anyway BY M O N I V E TT E CO RD EI RO
Protesters dragged out and arrested after climbing inside a section of the Sabal Trail pipeline BY MON IVETTE COR D EI R O
ast week Marion County deputies arrested two protesters who they say climbed 250 feet deep inside a section of the 36-inch-wide Sabal Trail pipeline near Dunnellon. The Sabal Trail pipeline is the $3.2 billion project of Houston-based Spectra Energy. The 515-mile-long pipe snakes through Alabama, Georgia and down to Central Florida to connect with a compressor station near Reunion and a smaller pipeline through the Kissimmee and Hunter’s Creek areas. The pipeline, meant to transport 1 billion cubic feet of natural gas every day, tunnels under Florida’s natural environment and several pieces of private property to sit above the Floridan aquifer. Energy companies say Sabal Trail will bring affordable natural gas to Florida, while advocates worry it could jeopardize the state’s clean water source and environment. Karrie Kay Ford, 29, and Nicholas SegalWright, 25, allegedly lodged themselves inside a piece of the pipeline around 7:32 a.m. on Wednesday, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office. Deputies say the duo were locked together with devices that made it difficult for deputies to separate them, and they refused to come out. Sabal Trail Resistance, a group organizing actions to stop the pipeline, says Ford and Segal-Wright were refusing to come out until an environmental impact statement for the pipeline was revisited to include “an assessment of impacts on environmental justice communities and school children along the route and in the blast zone for accidents.” The two protesters also released a statement saying, “We are taking action against the Sabal Trail pipeline because we don’t need more energy infrastructure poisoning this land. The world and our future generations are at risk, so we are demanding the immediate halt to this toxic project.” In videos posted to Facebook, Ford spoke from inside the pipeline. “We’re here inside the Sabal Trail pipeline,” she says. “We’re staying here. We’re locking down. We’re not going anywhere. We have
cops outside. They’re banging on the pipeline with hammers. And they’re sending dogs to the entrance of the pipeline, threatening to send the dogs in. They’re threatening with tear gas. So just hold tight and, like, spread the word. Spread the word far and wide. And keep supporting us, and we’ll see if we can get you updates.” Ultimately, Marion County Fire Rescue performed a “confined space rescue” to remove the protesters. Segal-Wright was removed around 1:06 p.m. while Ford was removed an hour later. After the protesters were checked by paramedics and found to be in good health, the Sheriff’s Office says they were taken to the Marion County Jail. Both Segal-Wright and Ford are accused of felony charges, including grand theft between $20,000 to $100,000, trespassing on a posted construction site and criminal mischief. Ford was additionally charged with resisting without violence for refusing to take a device off her arm that briefly stopped deputies from arresting her. “Both defendants temporarily deprived the construction company from the use of their pipeline, justifying the grand theft charge,” the Sheriff’s Office says. Andrea Grover, a spokesperson for the pipeline, says the company is performing a full assessment of the situation and still has to determine what the cost will be if any work is needed to fix the pipe. “We continue to implore peaceful protestors not to place themselves in an unsafe situation,” she says. “The protesters today placed themselves and first responders at risk by entering the pipe and positioning themselves in a confined space. We do not condone actions that take critical first responders away from their duties, thus also placing citizens dependent on their assistance at risk. It is our obligation to safely and securely operate our facilities, and we can neither tolerate nor allow trespassing. Trespassing is not acceptable, and we will prosecute.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com
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fter his aides told media outlets Rubio wouldn’t be planning any town hall meetings in Florida during the congressional recess because he was going to Europe, the Republican senator was spotted on video at Miami’s Jackson Memorial Hospital on Thursday avoiding a protester who asked him why he wasn’t showing up to citizenorganized town halls, including meetings held in Tampa and Miami. After that snafu, Rubio probably thought he was in the clear. Alas, no. A video posted online shows that protesters followed the senator to a class he teaches at Florida International University to yell at him some more that same day. The video, recorded by FIU sophomore Lai Eng, shows a group of people yelling at Rubio in the classroom, with one man shouting, “Is he going to cut Medicaid? Is he going to cut Medicaid?!” Eng, who is a political science and international relations student in the class, says the protest started after the class ended. Protesters then came in to talk to the senator about health care reform and handed him a large “blank check” that included issues such as social security and the environment. Rubio can be seen trying to engage with demonstrators and answering their questions about health care reform. “I want you to be able to control your health care spending, and use it to purchase any kind of health insurance you want,” Rubio tells a demonstrator in the video. “If you don’t have enough money to pay for it on orlandoweekly.com
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your own, then you get a tax credit.” At one point, one of the protesters tells Rubio he is very articulate on the issue of health care reform and should hold a town hall. “You don’t want a town hall,” Rubio tells him, shaking his head. “You want to go to a place where you can scream.” After more debate, Rubio spent the last three minutes of the first video taking photos with students. Previously, Rubio’s press secretary Matt Wolking responded to an Orlando Weekly story about those citizen-led town halls, saying that organizers were “deceiving people by falsely advertising” town halls that Rubio’s office had not set up. “The protesters – some of whom failed to show up for meetings they scheduled with our staff – continue to fundraise off of it even though we informed them days ago Senator Rubio will not be there,” Wolking said in an email to Orlando Weekly. “We have been fully accessible and responsive to constituents, and our staff has already met with dozens of these liberal activists at our offices across Florida.” Floridians demanding a town hall are still, in fact, constituents, whether or not they are also “liberal activists.” Sarah Dohl, a spokesperson for Indivisible, a group of former congressional staffers who created a manual of “best practices for making Congress listen,” says it’s the job of elected officials to listen to their constituents, even if that may sometimes involve criticism. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com
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he myth of the artist as a lone genius, hunched over a masterpiecein-progress, toiling away in isolation, is a persistent one. Despite decades of postmodern theory attempting to deconstruct this bohemian fantasy, it haunts our collective imaginary. In reality, artists are members of communities, engaging in and responding to the world around them. The Art & History Museums of Maitland’s Art Center, founded by American artist and architect André Smith in 1937, provides an opportunity for the greater Orlando community to engage with local and nationally known artists on-site, providing a peek into the processes of working artists and lifting the veil of mystery on creative practices. Art31 pays homage to the history of the center’s founding, and celebrates experimentation, collaboration and community. Now in its fourth year, Art31 is a monthlong series of events and exhibitions showcasing projects artists have been working on at the A&H, as well as other community events. This year’s programming is centered around the exhibition Borrowed Light, with Stephen Knapp’s luminous
light paintings as a driving force. Featured installations explore interactivity and light-as-art, with newly created site-specific work by Stephen Knapp, 2016 A&H artistin-residence Deanna Morse, Ryan Buyssens and Nathan Selikoff, as well as an immersive, traveling pop-up installation, the Talking Room, by C.R. Barnett. Buyssens and Selikoff, both based in Orlando, create work that is responsive to a viewers’ presence and the environment, using processes based in engineering and technology with elements of interactivity and viewer participation. Buyssens says of his Art31 contribution, Chromactive: An Interactive Color Experience, “The community will become participants in the piece. Once it’s up, it isn’t complete or fulfilled until people are interacting with it. It isn’t performance, but becomes participatory. As people affect its sensors, it will change and respond to their presence and placement in the room. They can affect its movements and changes in light.” Buyssens describes his piece for Borrowed Light as highly experimental and site-specific. He explains that the work was inspired by conversations with the organizers and other artists about how light can affect mood and emotion, and how movement of reflective objects can create an immersive experience and alter a space. Selikoff also employs interactivity, math and coding in his interdisciplinary practice. His audiovisual installation, Audiograph, appeared last year at Art in Odd Places Orlando, and was shortlisted for the prestigious Lumen Prize. Using software that responds to sounds in the environment, the piece generates stunning visualizations based on these sounds which are then projected onto the chosen site, creating a synesthetic effect enabling viewers to “see” sounds.
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Night Light (7-9 p.m. Thursday, March 23) features The installation provides a different experience in each of its iterations in different locations. Selikoff says, Nathan Selikoff’s Audiograph and a performance of “When I create interactive installations, I like to find a improvised music and motion graphics by Modular balance between play and beauty and mystery. An indica- Art Collective at the Maitland Art Center. The contion to me that I’ve created something successful is that cluding event, Light Play (6:30-8:30 p.m. Friday, March 31) features a special performance by Voci both children and adults can interact with it.” Dance as well as open galKnapp’s immersive light paintleries and an appearance by ings are crafted using white light and ART31: Borrowed Light, Barnett’s Talking Room. treated glass to create a playful and Culture Pop!, Night Light, Additionally, there’s an colorful encounter for viewers, difLight Play and other events artist critique and converfering with each iteration. The small March 3-31 sation with the director pieces of glass are mounted on surArt & History Museums – Maitland of Seton Hall University’s faces at precise angles and lights are 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland Walsh Gallery, Jeanne carefully positioned to either bounce 407-539-2181 Brasile, from 7-8:30 p.m. off or shine through, refracting and art31.org Tuesday, March 14, at the reflecting in very intentional compofree-$5 Maitland Art Center, sitions of brightly hued beams. as well as curator-led Deanna Morse’s time-lapse video tours of the exhibiworks, which explore the natural light of the Maitland campus, were created during her tion weekly on Tuesdays at noon through residency at Maitland Art Center. C.R. Barnett’s Talking March 28. Art31 events focus on participation, Room is a traveling component of the Art31 experience, engaging the community through pop-up installations engagement and community. This year’s theme, light, is particularly apropos and events around Orlando. Other opportunities to interact with Art31 and to these missions. Light makes the Borrowed Light this month include a few after-dark world visible to our human eyes. It events (the light installations are at their best in low is a metaphor for understanding, light). There’s Culture Pop, the Art31 kickoff celebration for clarity, for the moment the and the traditional opening party of most Art & History unknown becomes known. An Museums – Maitland exhibitions. Taking place at the artist manipulating light is toying Maitland Art Center from 6-9 p.m. on Friday, March 3, with the very possibility of visual Culture Pop shows off all the works to their best advan- perception, providing new modes tage in a setting bolstered with literary readings, music, of seeing. Ryan Buyssens food and cocktails. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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my go-to dealer for feeding my insatiable attraction-ephemera addiction, shuttered its storefront near the Florida Mall last week. I was there on the final day, picking through piles of castoffs in search of bargains, when I unearthed an artifact documenting one of the biggest duds in Disney history: a mint-condition press packet for Light Magic. Introduced at Anaheim’s Disneyland in the summer of 1997, Light Magic was billed as a replacement for the beloved Electrical Parade and featured a cast of “playful Pixies” performing on rolling floats that parked along Main Street for a 14-minute stage show. Described in the press materials as “a journey of musical and visual wonder,” the show was originally intended to run for years, but public reaction was negative from the first glitch-plagued preview. Audiences failed to warm to the unfamiliar characters and were confused by a parade that didn’t actually move, leading to Light Magic being permanently extinguished barely three months after it debuted. For two decades since, Light Magic has been the elephant in the room whenever failed theme park attractions are discussed, but for a while it looked like it would lose its ignoble crown to another luminously titled Titanic.
ROCKY ROLLOUT
Rivers of Light, the newest evening entertainment at Walt Disney World’s Animal Kingdom, was announced way back in 2013, and it was supposed to debut last April as the anchor of Disney’s new effort to keep guests in the park past sunset. But after briefly previewing a portion of the production for the media last spring, the premiere was canceled and a poorly received Jungle Book show was hastily assembled as a substitute for the summertime crowds. Mickey went mysteriously mum for months about Rivers of
I was prepared for the worst, but Rivers of Light turned out to be the best kind of surprise Light, fueling dire rumors about the show’s technical and creative issues, until a surprise soft-opening on Feb. 10, followed a week later by its official premiere. That kind of rocky rollout often bodes ill in the world of themed entertainment, which is why I was prepared for the worst when sitting down last week for my first viewing of Rivers of Light. But in this job, I’ve learned that it’s occasionally nice to be completely wrong about something, and Rivers of Light turned out to be the best kind of surprise.
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Staged on a body of water located between Animal Kingdom’s Expedition Everest roller coaster and Finding Nemo theater, Rivers of Light takes the fountain and projection technologies previously seen in Hollywood Studios’ Fantasmic and California Adventure’s World of Color and uses them to craft a refreshingly serene and subtle experience that’s almost entirely free of the bombastic excess I’ve come to expect from Disney spectaculars. Guests watching from a rustic 5,000seat amphitheater (if they were lucky enough to snag scarce FastPass reservations) or standing along the shoreline are gently eased into the atmosphere as giant lotus blossoms – the show’s central visual metaphor – slowly float into formation, and silhouettes of passing pachyderms flicker on distant foliage. The lights dim, composer Don Harper’s exotically orchestrated original score starts, and the flower flotilla is joined by Asian junks bearing
shadow puppets and a menagerie of glowing animal sculptures designed by Michael Curry. For the next 15 minutes, Rivers of Light immerses viewers in images of animals both figurative and literal, brought to life through an expert blend of live performers and cutting-edge audiovisual technology. What it doesn’t have is any familiar Disney cartoon characters, massive pyrotechnic explosions, or the predictable “good triumphs over evil” storyline that underlies most Disney attractions. Instead, Rivers of Light has moments of grace, beauty, charm and even quiet contemplation; it has much more in common aesthetically with an Olympic Games opening ceremony than with Wishes, the popular Magic Kingdom fireworks show that finishes its nearly 15-year run on May 11.
CAUSE FOR CONCERN?
As enthralled as I was by Rivers of Light, there’s cause to worry that the general public may feel it’s too short (more than five minutes was reportedly trimmed from the preliminary version, along with the advertised army of drone-like floating lanterns), too slow, too abstract or too understated, especially during the finale; while explosions would scare the park’s animal inhabitants, seat-shaking subwoofers would give the ending a much-needed kick. Also, the sweaty post-show stampede quickly snapped me out of the Zen “we are one” zone the performance left me in; walk out the long way through Asia to avoid the bottleneck by Dinoland. Of course, Disney management hopes those crowds will still stick around for Rivers of Light once the novelty has worn off, not exit after experiencing the really-finally-about-to-open Avatar area. I hope they do as well, if only to prove there’s an appetite for more sophisticated spectacles like this. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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BACK TO THE FUTURE
Bergeron’s got the chops, no doubt, and we chose succulent “three-bite” short-rib sliders on brioche ($9), charred shishito peppers with a buttermilk dressing ($9), and patatas bravas ($7) with San Marzano sauce and garlic aioli as the second half of our meal. Chef Jason Bergeron serves time-honored small plates The praiseworthy sliders (which took us amid an ultra-modern landscape five bites to finish, by the way) shot to the top of the list of better burgers we’ve had in BY FAIYAZ KARA recent memory. Save for the patatas bravas f you’ve been meaning to pay a visit to rather his servers wipe sticky spots clean lacking some requisite bravas, the combiBrasilia but a trip to Futurism’s poster off tables; know what the “local catch” is; nation of those three dishes couldn’t have city isn’t in the immediate offing, then and understand that “wagyu” isn’t a cut of made for a more gratifying end to dinner. I just wish I could say the same about a drive to the Lake Nona Town Center beef “like ribeye.” Those missteps didn’t stop us from giv- the actual end to our meal. Desserts were might be in order. There, technology and showcased to us like architecture collide in a mesmerizing neo- ing Bergeron’s menu of we were at Seasons futurist landscape that’s as discomfiting small plates the careful 52, but the Key lime as the last 10 minutes of 2001: A Space study it deserved. It’s a CHROMA MODERN pie ($4) was a real Odyssey. Illuminating the town center lengthy bill of fare, and BAR + KITCHEN downer. I expected is the Beacon, a six-story smokestack of much of the food is very, 6967 Lake Nona Blvd. it to be similar to the luminous projections, and projected on very good. 407-955-4340 superlative one served Dishes are served the stark and sterile parking garage is the chromalakenona.com at Chroma’s sister Code Wall, a specialized dichroic glass skin right after they’re pre$$ restaurant Canvas, depicting moving messages in binary code. pared, so we soon found but the flavors of this Upon exiting our motorcar, we whisked ourselves amid a mess graham-cracker-lackdirectly to Chroma Modern Kitchen, of plates, gnawing on our intended destination, in mere nano- wonderfully charred lamb ribs ($11) and ing capper went from tart to acidic to seconds. The drive left us famished, and scooping rich marrow ($13) out of a canoe- bitter. A caramel bread pudding ($4) with perusing the menu in the dim light beneath cut bone onto rustic bread, before moving ice cream was the failsafe “decadent” Chroma’s very high ceilings only deepened on to a heap of skillet-roasted littleneck option. But even this less-than-inspired our appetites. The contemporary design of clams ($11) in a buttery pool of garlic and outro wasn’t enough to tarnish Chroma’s Tavistock Group’s latest concept plays like citrus. The future, as far as this meal was luster; the Tavistock Group works hard to a millennial’s dream – open kitchen, show- concerned anyway, looked bright, even maintain that sheen, as they know all too case bar, Edison bulbs and all – but I get the after biting into a somewhat mealy, yet well that in the fickle world of restaurants, sense executive chef Jason Bergeron, an perfectly formed, yuca croquette ($9) preg- the future is now. experienced chef and CIA graduate, would gered with a quail egg. fkara@orlandoweekly.com
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OPENINGS Bosphorous Turkish Cuisine has opened its third restaurant, this one in the Lake Nona Town Center … Rasa Asian Street Food has opened in the former Le Rouge space in Dr. Phillips … Former Osprey Tavern executive chef Bruno Fonseca now mans the kitchen at Millenia106 Restaurant & Bar in the space formerly occupied by Figueira Brazilian Grille near the Mall at Millenia … Pei Wei Asian Diner has opened a new location at the Mall at Millenia … Big Kahuna’s Island Style Bowls will open in Winter Springs by mid-March … M Lounge, a third-floor rooftop bar above the Major Investments building in Ivanhoe Village, will open this April … Mai Bistro, promising “Vietnamese street food with modern twists,” will open by mid-April in the former Scientology building on East Colonial Drive near Altaloma Avenue … Look for another Zoë’s Kitchen to open in the Center of Winter Park (aka the former Kmart plaza) sometime next month … Duck Donuts will open in the Crosslands plaza in Kissimmee this spring. NEWS/EVENTS Foodstock Orlando, a multi-day food and music festival, goes from Wednesday to Saturday, March 1-4, at various venues around the city. Visit foodstockorlando.com for more … Reel Fish Coastal Kitchen & Bar in Winter Park will offer lunch service starting Tuesday, March 7 … James Beard Award winner Tony Mantuano (who’s also a 2017 semifinalist for Outstanding Chef) teaches a ravioli cooking class March 11 at noon at Portobello in Disney Springs. Cost is $55 … The 23rd Annual Taste of Oviedo goes from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on March 11 with more than 30 food vendors in attendance. Admission is free … United We Brunch is March 18 at the Orchid Ballroom from noon-3 p.m. with nearly 20 restaurants participating. Cost is $40, or $65 VIP (includes early admission). More at brunch. orlandoweekly.com … The Second Harvest Food Bank’s Chef’s Night Series continues March 20 with James Messinger, corporate executive chef of Seasons 52, prepping a fivecourse dinner with wine. Cost is $100. Visit feedhopenow.org for more … Cress Restaurant’s Hari Pulapaka plans to open the Global Kitchen Cooking School in DeLand sometime this fall.
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THE DUBONNET FIZZ O BY JESSICA BRYCE YOUNG
ne feeling writing this column for five and a half years has stirred in me – besides a more-than-slight disbelief that it’s gone on for five and half years – is an appreciation for the classic bar manuals. Books from the early 20th century or even the late 19th like The Bar-Tenders Guide or How to Mix Drinks by Jerry Thomas, Harry MacElhone’s Barflies and Cocktails and Harry Craddock’s Savoy Cocktail Book are not just repositories of cocktail knowledge, but also historical documents through which readers can trace the politics, economics and culture of a nation. (And if anyone out there has a copy of 1928’s Giggle Water by Charles Warnock that you’d like to get rid of, please get in touch.) A great friend to this column is the Savoy Cocktail Book, first published in 1930. Craddock, revered for inventing the Corpse Reviver No. 2 (an early obsession of the craft cocktail scene), was an American bartender who went to London’s Savoy Hotel when Prohibition hit. While flipping through my copy – not a first edition, sadly; but then, I’d be scared to have it around open bottles if it were – I noticed the Dubonnet Fizz. Not as showy as the Corpse Reviver, to be sure, but the 750 cocktails herein do include among their ranks plenty of workaday quaffs like this. And I had a
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bottle of Dubonnet growing a coat of dust at the back of the cabinet. The original recipe calls for a dash of cherry brandy, but Dubonnet, a sweeter red vermouth, already tastes like cherry syrup to me, so I tossed that as redundant. My idea was to test the oft-stated mixological principle that any base spirit can be substituted for any other in a well-written recipe, so in the spirit of making it a challenge, I chose mezcal. Mezcal in place of Dubonnet, Dubonnet in place of cherry brandy, and how about the citrus? Less aged, but equally in need of being pressed into service, was a bag of blood oranges (currently in season), which I thought might provide a less cherry-sickly but still red-fruity flavor, so the juice of one (they’re small) went into the mixing glass in place of the regular orange called for. I kept the lemon, whose sour tang worked well with the mezcal. After adding the fizz – half a bottle of Topo Chico, in this case – it seemed a little flat, so I added a dash of hot honey syrup. Perfection with mezcal. The substitution theory wasn’t exactly proved or disproved; while the drink did turn out a treat, I had to tweak the recipe and ratios pretty hard to get there. Regardless, this Remixed Dubonnet Fizz is wonderful thing to sip while shopping online for vintage books.
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juice of half an orange juice of a quarter of a lemon 2 ounces Dubonnet 1 teaspoon cherry brandy carbonated water
Put the first four ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice, stir, then top with carbonated water.
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1 blood orange 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice 1 ounce Dubonnet 2 ounces mezcal 1 teaspoon hot honey syrup Topo Chico or soda water
Make the syrup: Combine equal parts honey (like Mike’s Hot Honey, available at Publix or online) and water in a small pan, bring to a simmer, then take off the heat and allow to cool. Once it’s cool, add first five ingredients to a glass filled with ice and top with fizzy water.
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MAESTRO CUCINA NAPOLETANA Local restaurateur Rosario Spagnolo (TerraMia) returns to Park Avenue in this joint venture with fellow Neapolitan Antonio Martino. What you get is an expected blend of authenticity and populist fare, and it’s a mix that doesn’t disappoint. Sure, better Neapolitan pizzas can be had elsewhere, but you won’t find a better space in which to enjoy a slice of pie, or antipasti (fritiura del golfo), pasta (con polpette) or secondi (spezzatino di vitello). Desserts like profiteroles and pastiera won’t disappoint. Open daily. 528 S. Park Ave., Winter Park, 407-335-4548; $$
DOMU Popular ramen joint lives up to the hype offering near-perfect bowls of tonkotsu, shoyu, miso and curry ramen. There’s an uni pasta for those who want to forgo broth for the richness of sea urchin, but don’t overlook other soupless options like the crackling good Korean fried chicken with Korean butter sauce, the grilled octopus, and Sichuan cucumbers. Cocktails crafted by Rene Nguyen (Herman’s Loan Office) are taken seriously here. 3201 Corrine Drive, 407-960-1228; $$
THE STUBBORN MULE
The folks who brought us RusTeak are behind this casual Thornton Park eatery where dishes veer toward the weighty, and beverages toward the crafty. Fried Wisconsin cheese curds and equally addicting pork belly slicked in an “Asian” sticky sauce make fine starters, while burgers, Reuben tacos, and the catch of the day make fine entrée choices. Ending with a cronut topped with vanilla bean ice cream will only cement your decision to return. Closed Mondays. 100 S. Eola Drive, 407-930-1166; $$$
BULLA GASTROBAR
South Florida Spanish joint serves up some mighty fine tapas and tipples. Chef Felix Plasencia gets it going with marvy croquetas, stellar octopus salad, and pintxos of charcoal-fired cuminCONTINUED ON PAGE 22
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marinated pork. Jamon ibérico de bellota and Leonora cheese are good any time of day. For more substantial plates, consider the seafood paella, arroz marinero cooked with plankton, and the red snapper fired up in a charcoal oven. Torrijas (Spanish-style French toast) drizzled with honey and served with turrón ice cream is our choice to end the meal. Open daily. 110 S. Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 321-214-6120; $$$
TASTE OF YUCATÁN
No-frills Mexican joint serves up a taste of Yucatán cuisine with a grand selection of tacos, salbutes (deep-fried tacos) and panuchos (salbutes stuffed with refried beans), as well as tortas, quesadillas and rice bowls. Fillings you’ll fancy: cochinita pibil, al pastor, barbacoa and vegetarian rajas poblanas. Pollo adobado can be a tad dry, but superb housemade salsas, like tamarind-habañero and salsa macha, counter the effects. Closed Mondays. 1375 S. Semoran Blvd., 407-704-2248; $
BARTACO
Beach-themed taquería fuses Mexican tradition with Latin, Mediterranean and Asian flavors and, for the most part, does so successfully. Tacos are on the small side, but when corn tortillas are filled with such succulent meats as duck confit in tamarind glaze, rotisserie pork pastor, and soy-, sesame- and sriracha-marinated Angus ribeye topped with kimchi, substance tends to trump size. Vegetarian options (falafel, cauliflower, portobello) abound, but don’t overlook other items like grilled corn rolled in lime, cayenne and cotija. Cocktails please even when desserts don’t wow. Open daily. 7600 Dr. Phillips Blvd., 407-801-8226; $$
EARLS KITCHEN + BAR
As in other cities, Canadian import Earls Kitchen + Bar “unchains the chain” with way-cool interior design, and that verve finds its way into the kitchen as well, with a menu of global greatest hits ranging from bibimbap to poke. English sticky toffee pudding makes a great ending (just ask for more toffee sauce), while an above-average cocktail program keeps it interesting on the libationary front. Open daily (until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays). 4200 Conroy Road, 407-345-8260; $$
TENNESSEE TRUFFLE
Southern fare and French technique fuse at chef-owner Nat Russell’s down-home Sanford resto. His biscuits and gravy might be the best in Central Florida, and the same could be said of his maque-choux and creamed corn. Biscuit sandwiches are wholly satisfying, though be wary of palate-shreddingly firm biscuits. A scoop of house-made ice cream (brown butter and buttered popcorn, specifically) is the way to end. Breakfast and lunch only. Closed Sundays and Mondays. 125 W. First St., Sanford, 407-942-3977; $ n
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FILM LISTINGS
couchsurfing: stuff to stream & download
All About Eve From the moment she glimpses her idol on Broadway, Eve Harrington (Anne Baxter) strives to upstage Margo Channing (Bette Davis). Sunday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. The Joy Luck Club Celebrate Women’s History Month with films that highlight the achievements of women and recognize the central role of women throughout history. Wednesday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Living Room Screening – Shorts Program A unique screening series featuring a collection of short independent films which become the catalyst for conversation. Saturday, 4 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 518328-4773; bluebambooartcenter.com.
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THE RAW AND THE COOKED
Eric (adorable Skyler Gisondo), who has a heart-meltingly awkward crush on Abby. Abby comes to savor Sheila’s new penchant for impulsive behavior, apparently brought on by what Eric determines is her undead state. Joel is freaked out but wants to help make things work. When Sheila’s appetites Santa Clarita Diet serves up quirky hilarity … eventually become increasingly horrific, their lives BY PEG ALOI become about reinvention and coping, and, eventually, dark hilarity ensues. A suburban couple must find a way to or those wondering if the odd hor- characters, Sheila and Joel Hammond ror-comedy hybrid Santa Clarita (Drew Barrymore and Timothy Olyphant), navigate horrifying physical and emotional Diet is worthwhile, a caveat: Stay work as realtors. After she sweetly rebuffs changes that happen out of the blue. If this with it for a while, as the main course his offer of morning sex and drinks a green were a dramatic horror series, we could and dessert far surpass the bland appetiz- smoothie, Sheila complains of stomach look for metaphors and tropes around illers. Remember The Walking Dead? After pain, but brushes it off, and they head to ness, aging, maybe even menopause ( just a knockout pilot, the writing in the first the office. There, she’s scolded by her boss as Rosemary’s Baby and Carrie portrayed the horrors of pregnancy season was a bit clumsy, expository, even (Andy Richter), and meets and menstruation, respecpredictable. Solution? Fire all the writ- Gary (Firefly’s Nathan tively). But you have to go ers! Or, hire more of them. Diet creator Fillion), a new agent who’s SANTA back to Buffy the Vampire Victor Fresco has written quirky come- immediately attracted to CLARITA DIET Slayer for a TV series rich dy in the past: My Name Is Earl, Better Sheila. While showing a Now streaming on Netflix with subtext beneath its Off Ted and Andy Richter Controls the house to potential buyers, Premiered Feb. 3 horror-comedy exterior. Universe. But the first two episodes of his Sheila vomits copiously. Barrymore and Olyphant new Netflix series, written by Fresco and It’s shocking and gross, and seem out of place in this directed by Zombieland’s Ruben Fleischer, at first Joel thinks Sheila may have died. But she soon feels better, genre at first, their characters mugging are uneven. Santa Clarita Diet is like The Walking despite having purged a small organ the through one-liners instead of struggling with genuine emotions. But by the fourth Dead standing on its head in pastel yoga size of a kidney. But something’s different. Sheila’s raven- episode, as Joel begins to seek the causes togs. Horror-comedy isn’t an easy genre to pull off – we used to call it “black comedy” ously hungry, but can only eat raw meat, of Sheila’s condition, the writing becomes (think Bob Balaban’s Parents, even Brian and her libido is off the charts (Barrymore’s increasingly clever and intricate, and with de Palma’s Carrie) – the more hyphens facial expressions when she silently it, the (considerably talented) actors find the better, in our hyper-mediated TV requests oral sex from her husband are their footing. Olyphant’s comedic timing landscape. And Zombieland was a gem, priceless). Teenage daughter Abby (Liv starts to feel authentic and not just pantobut Fleischer doesn’t manage to hit the Hewson, perfect from the get-go) is trou- mimed, and Barrymore, ever the cherubic sweet spot right away. Denizens of a pic- bled by Mom’s changes, and suggests they weirdo, digs in, to delicious effect. ture-perfect California suburb, the main seek help from neighbor and schoolmate feedback@orlandoweekly.com
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Movies at Leu: Jurassic Park Enjoy the modern classic in a beautiful garden surrounded by lifelike dinosaur sculptures. Friday, 6 pm; Harry P. Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave.; $6; 407-246-2620; leugardens.org. Reel Short Teen Film Festival Showcase of short films made by local students. Saturday, 11 am; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Symbol of the Unconquered: A Story of the Ku Klux Klan Screening of a 1920 film in which racists
learn that the land a black man owns lies over a vast oil field and threaten his life when he refuses to sell. Wednesday, 6 pm; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. The Syndicate: A New Frontier Meet & Greet Meet and greet the cast and crew of the locally made action drama. Sunday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com. Toni Erdmann German black comedy about a father who creates an alter ego to insert himself into his adult daughter’s life. Through March 9; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Fat Girl The
occasionally funny, occasionally squirminducing story of two sisters discovering their sexuality while on holiday with their parents. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10; uncomfortablebrunch.com. MARCH 1-7, 2017
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LOGAN BY STE V E S C H N E I D E R OPENING THIS WEEK: Before I Fall The pitch: It’s Groundhog Day meets The Lovely Bones. For kids! The popular teen novel comes to the big screen, as a dead girl has to relive the last day of her life over and over again until she rectifies all the harm she’s caused. Now, we all see the fatal flaw here, right? If unresolved mistakes were all that was keeping you from the cold and infinite void, you’d just keep fucking up left and right in order to stay alive forever. Then again, we already have a word for that. It’s called “adulthood.” (PG-13) The Last Word The pitch: It’s Citizen Kane
meets The Devil Wears Prada. For journalism majors! Shirley MacLaine plays a tough-asnails businesswoman who decides she wants her obituary written while she’s still alive to supervise it; Amanda Seyfried is the poor newspaper scribe who has to hold the line for some sort of truth. And of course you don’t need me to point out the inherent problem with this one: It’s Shirley MacLaine we’re talking about, and Shirley MacLaine has no need of an obituary. Because Shirley MacLaine never dies! (R) Logan Pre-release scuttlebutt on the latest Wolverine outing has been phenomenally strong, with some pundits declaring it will be the first superhero film to be nominated for Best Picture. To which fanboys who have been around the Comic-Con block more than once have a ready answer: Hahahahahaha! Ain’t no way those middlebrow snobs at the Academy are ever going to admit that a comic-book flick was one of the best pictures of the year. Especially one that came out a full nine months before voting even started. (Hell, even the Screen Actors Guild would only nominate Captain America: Civil War for stunts. And it didn’t even win!) But get ready for a long year of foolish hopes, because every element of Logan seems tailor-made to elevate its material to the stature of a prestige picture. Director James Mangold says he wanted to bypass commercial bombast in favor of classic Western-style lamentation. For his narrative, he’s built upon Mark Millar’s “Old Man Logan” storyline, peering just far enough into the future to find Wolvie caring for an ailing Professor X along the U.S.-Mexico border in a world that has moved on from mutants. Adding to the aura of cultural significance, the film has been advertised as star Hugh Jackman’s final performance in the title
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role, giving reviewers license to use colorful lingo like “swan song” and “benediction.” One complicating detail: Jackman has recently begun hinting that he might actually be open to pal Ryan Reynolds’ proposal of a Deadpool/ Wolverine crossover film. Yeah, those boys at AMPAS are going to love that. (R) The Shack One of the more popular Christian novels of recent times comes to the screen (and not just because nobody could get the rights to The Art of the Deal). Spiritual renewal is in the cards when a father grieving the abduction and murder of his young daughter encounters a modern-day incarnation of the Holy Trinity. The book’s hefty sales didn’t stop it from receiving criticism from certain fundamentalist theologians, who took issue with its deviations from Christian canon, in some cases even calling it blasphemous. Maybe what bothered them was the depiction of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost as a multicultural bunch. Why, Jesus is even portrayed as – get this – a Middle Eastern carpenter! (How do they get away with this stuff?) And in the movie, our Lord and savior is portrayed by Aviv Alush, an honest-to-goodness Jew boy from Israel. Right, like Kirk Cameron wasn’t available or something? (PG-13) Table 19 The Duplass brothers came up with
the story for this comedy about an ousted bridesmaid who is exiled to a reception table for undesirable wedding guests. Directorial and scriptwriting duties went to Jeffrey Blitz, who helmed the great spelling bee documentary Spellbound and some classic episodes of The Office. Yeah, I’ll happily sit with this bunch of reprobates. Especially if we get a nice sachet to take home. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING: Punching Henry Eight years ago, Punching the
Clown saw musician/standup comedian Henry Philips being tempted out of his life of failure by the prospect of a lucrative recording contract. In this late-arriving sequel, he’s still a hapless loser; but this time, his ticket out of obscurity might be his own TV series. Coming in 2025: Henry gets a podcast! (NR) VooDoo Low-budget horror about a young woman who travels to Los Angeles, only to find herself dragged into hell. (I know: redundant!) Variety wonders why even the scenes set in Hades are shot as first-person found footage. I dunno, maybe Joe Stalin has figured out how to use an iPhone? (NR)
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pregnant pause, then he finishes the point simply, “This is something to kind of be proud of. This is what I’ve done, this is what my life is.” Doing. That is the crucial point to it all. Forty years of doing. Forty years of producing. In these 40 years, Goulden has Punk ’77 survivor Wreckless Eric has gone around the whole released 16 proper albums under various names and with various groups. His last, wide world making noise for 40 years AmERICa, was released by Fire records in BY JOHN ROUSSEAU 2015. As suggested by the title, there’s a bit of himself, and a bit of the modern world’s current leading superpower in the record. his year has been 40 years his saying this, we already knew it. “Wreckless” Eric Goulden, a venerated This October will mark the release of his since I first started touring. Forty years since I first made veteran of U.K. punk, plays Will’s Pub this 17th album. Goulden confesses, “I have to a record. You know, it’s … ” Wreckless Eric Friday. And he’s been playing for 40 years. finish it by next Friday before I go. … So pauses in thought. During the silence we This is Goulden’s first time in Florida the thing is, this trip to Florida has made me finish everything. It’s also paying for do some math. In the subterranean annals since, at the least, the early 1980s. “I don’t think I’ve ever been to Orlando. I the mixing. It’s multi-functional touring.” of rock & roll, 1977 was “the year punk Goulden’s collaboraexploded.” It was the year that Never Mind seem to remember being in tive efforts for mixing his the Bollocks penetrated the white noise Florida in 1979 … I rememupcoming album are a of our radiosphere, igniting the loins of ber wearing some kind of WRECKLESS ERIC deviation from the norm. pimply middle-class youth the Western Florida souvenir sun hat 9 p.m. Friday, March 3 He hasn’t done an album with a big rim visor, just to world over. Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. in a professional studio “It’s quite a thing really, I suppose. So piss people off.” A chuckle. willspub.org since the ’80s, turned off No theatrics or persona, I thought I had to do an $8-$10 by the rigid structures and just honesty and charm. album this year. I procedures within. Don’t take this anecthought it would “You do your best work dote as a signal that be important Friday’s show will be a real “rau- when no one gives a flying fuck whether somehow. You cous scorcher,” nor that Goulden you do it or not. When you’re out of your know, I usually will be there to try and “piss you depth, and you don’t know what you’re miss all these off.” It’s not WWE. The erratic doing, but you’re fucking doing it anyway. anniversaries antics of that lad from ’79 have been And you have to have this kind of do-orand stuff. I somewhat curbed with the passage die [attitude]. A bit of pressure is really usually forget. I of time. The man with whom we good,” Goulden enthuses. Ever the punk. don’t know. I’ve “My parents wanted me to be a schoolspoke seemed keenly aware of the never been in it issues present in the world around teacher. I didn’t want to be a schoolteacher. for that kind of him and unlikely to further them But, you know, I think, ‘If I’d only done stuff,” confesses through childish onstage that I’d be retired now and have a penWreckless Eric. sion.’ Not have to worry about anything. debauchery. Somehow, I kind of find the idea quite attractive Goulden withcontinues, “I’ve really. Of being really bored. I don’t know out never been what I’d do. Play golf and vote for Donald in it for that Trump or something,” deadpans Goulden. kind of stuff. More lively laughter. There’s a tad more … It’s sort of relatable conversation on this subject, but like, those Goulden’s a green-card holder. For the 40 years sake of his freedom of global movement, of doing we’ll skip over it. So, this Friday, we strongly press you to it is … ” see Wreckless Eric at Will’s. After all, a bit There’s of pressure is really good. another brief but music@orlandoweekly.com
The Fritz Funk-rock army from Asheville scales it down from the festivals they usually play to lay it on the line in the cozier climes of
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the Social. 8 p.m. Wednesday, March 1, at the Social, $10
Bloodshot Bill Pompadour and sneer firmly in place, Bloodshot Bill plays it by the same dirtencrusted rulebook that Hasil Adkins and Mark Sultan swear fealty to. 8 p.m. Thursday, March 2, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10
Lucinda Williams Seminal country singer-songwriter Williams is up there with Townes Van Zandt and Steve Earle in an alternative pantheon of country music where grit and darkness checkmate radio-friendliness and Walmart. 7 p.m. Friday, March 3, at Plaza Live, $39.50$59.50
OG Maco Atlanta MC made his name on the almost unbearably tense but catchy single “U Guessed It,” but he’s here for the long term. Catch him with Young Greatness and Levi Carter on this stop of their Desperado world tour. 6 p.m. Saturday, March 4, at Backbooth, $20-$65
Period Bomb Explosive Miami freak brigade hits town as part of a nationwide tour, fresh off stints playing INC and opening for Lydia Lunch. They’re always welcome. 8 p.m. Sunday, March 5, at Sandwich Bar, $5
Thelma and the Sleaze Power sludge guitar/drums duo not only has an incredible band name (which took us two minutes longer to get than it should have) but a potent sound that combines Babes in Toyland with Dead Moon. 8 p.m. Monday, March 6, at Will’s Pub, $5
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Toranavox NYC high-energy metal duo does less with more, still whips up a storm of noise. Headlining a Punk on the Patio seems like a natural, but still intriguing, fit. 8 p.m. Tuesday, March 7, at 64 North, $5
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Once again, an Orlando connec-
tion brings a major-league windfall to town. This time, it was Field Trip South (Feb. 24-25), the two-day mini-festival celebrating all things garage.
THE BEAT
Field Trip South was conceived and organized with flair and authenticity by Hidden Volume Records, the Baltimore label run by Orlando expat and Hate Bombs bassist Scott Sugiuchi. It was full cultural immersion (pop-up shops, DJs, MC) with a musical lineup that was a smart mix of national stars (the Woggles, Subsonics, Southern Culture on the Skids, the Little Richards, et al.) and top indigenous talent (the Hate Bombs, the Woolly Bushmen, the WildTones, Little Sheba and the Shamans, the BellTowers). San Diego’s Little Richards don’t have the name recognition of some of the other headliners, but they were probably my biggest draw of the festival because they feature El Vez, a supernova of charisma and electricity who hasn’t been back here in perhaps a dozen years (2004, last I saw). Turns out, he’s not the only piston in this stacked Little Richard cover band of three guitars, a bunch of singers and absolute commitment. Added up, it was total animal insanity. With one of the most punk takes on the genre of the entire roster, Atlanta icons Subsonics pounded it out with slop, snot and style. Like the tough, standing drum attack of Buffi Aguero, it’s raw, no-fucksgiven ferocity that’s more concerned with heat than form. Even though they’re from the ’90s garage-rock revival, the Hate Bombs are so legendary and storied in Orlando music
The Little Richards may feature the electrifying El Vez, but he’s not the only piston in this stacked Little Richard cover band of three guitars, a bunch of singers and absolute commitment
lore that they might as well be actual original gangsters from the ’60s. In the way of underground legends, they’re as big they come around here. And even after all these years, they’ve still got it with a delivery that continues to validate their rabid following. Frontman Dave Ewing still high-kicks like a Rockette and drummer Ken Chiodini is still a screaming eagle. There is no truer or purer embodiment of the eternity of rock & roll than them. And while young guns like the Woolly Bushmen showed even longtime veterans how it’s done, the Hate Bombs showed everyone how it’s done. Let’s hope Field Trip South becomes a recurring Orlando tradition. Between the street buzz, great attendance and true belief, it was the wholesale revival of an entire subculture. And in its maiden voyage, Field Trip South became a major garage-rock beacon. If there’s a poster boy for the freak folk movement, Devendra Banhart (Feb. 24, the Beacham) is it. Of the breed of outsid-
ers who mine the fringes of folk music, the wildly lauded artist is one of the cornerstone stars of the modern era. Depending on where you sit on the continuum, the notion of freak folk will draw anything from pride to a chuckle. It’s wide, uneven ground that goes from the revelations of Akron/Family to the ridiculousness of CocoRosie and Faun Fables. Though his wandering career isn’t without its share of indulgence, Banhart has managed not to get mired in the kookier trappings of the genre. At this point, evidenced at this show, he’s an accomplished composite of all the seasons of his career thus far. His artistry remains constant, but it’s grounded by tropical breezes and occasional neo-hippie wafts. At least a couple stems of daisies got handed past me through the crowd on up to the stage to Banhart. Between his indie cred and Spanish fluency, the man is gold in Orlando. One of the night’s biggest surprises was seeing noted singer-songwriter Cate Le Bon on guitar, which turned out to be a bonus for only Orlando and the next tour date. The individual projects of the rest of Banhart’s band constituted the tasting showcase that opened the evening. Of them, the most distinctive and absorbing was the performance by Welsh artist and Cate Le Bon’s partner H. Hawkline. Blending indie and psychedelia, his music is a modern expansion of British folk. Besides the most cohesive and concentrated songs, his expression was a gentle marvel. Though he was solo, Hawkline’s exquisite voice was as rich as it was avian, and it lifted the room on wings of effortlessness. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com
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Wednesday, 1
Women in Song: Aiofe O’Donovan
Thursday-Sunday, 2-5
Okeechobee Music Festival
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Wednesday is the final installment in the Orlando Philharmonic’s ambitious Women in Song series; live, bird-on-a-wire collaborations between the Phil and female composers and songwriters who come from distinctly non-classical backgrounds, in front of a rapt audience. The creative give-and-take and telepathy is often exhilarating to see and hear. After Sara Watkins and Ariadne Greif, the final featured performer is Aoife O’Donovan. O’Donovan might be more immediately recognizable as a member of either bluegrass ensemble Crooked Still or folk act Sometymes Why, but she’s carving out her own unique path as a solo artist, beloved of MOJO Magazine and NPR equally, collaborating with everyone from Allison Krauss to Yo-Yo Ma. The thought of the Phil players finding spaces to inhabit and augment O’Donovan’s skeletal, gorgeous songs should be enough to entice anyone. At its heart this series is about the hidden magic of seasoned players finding common ground and common sound. Mission accomplished. – Matthew Moyer
The expansive and eclectic Okeechobee Music Festival is back for its second year and is boasting some impressively well-known artists. This year, Usher, Kings of Leon, Bassnectar and Wiz Khalifa, along with about 80 other artists, take the stage at the three-day camping and music festival in Sunshine Grove. (OK, it's a bit of a drive.) Along with offering pretty much every music genre you can think of, OMF also features a multitude of activities in various spaces throughout the 800-acre plot of land. This includes Aquachobee, a beachy space that provides a lake for swimming, a beach for partying and a Ferris wheel for riding. A second, Yogachobee, offers an escape from the madness with scheduled yoga sessions. Then there’s ChobeeWobee Village, where you can “awaken your inner weird” with fellow festivalgoers. Make sure to take Monday off for this one; it’s going to be a very long weekend. – Rachel LeBar
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It might not be three days of peace and music, but Foodstock Orlando is definitely a celebration you don’t want to miss. The multi-day food and music festival features local food vendors, Florida agricultural expositions and live music, all to raise funds for local education scholarships and grants. The event bounces around the City Beautiful, stopping at the Cheyenne Saloon, I-Drive 360, Pointe Orlando and the Broken Cauldron Brewery. We’re all exhausted after a day at the office, but sipping complimentary local beer and wine, chowing down on the best cuisine in the city and rocking out to some killer live bands sounds like a pretty stellar way to spend a few weeknights to us. – Deanna Ferrante
In the musical lifespan of a touring band, the musicians usually play a series of increasingly anonymous clubs or bars, never finding that elusive perfect spot where their music makes the most sense, sonically and aesthetically. You can count them on one hand; the Velvet Underground at Warhol’s Factory, Yanni at the Acropolis, Lustmord at Hollywood Forever Cemetery … you can now add Foster Care at Wally’s to that list. The pairing of New York’s sodden noise-creeps Foster Care with the low-lit, smoky ambience of Wally’s is a match made in opposite-day heaven. Foster Care kicked up a fuss last year with the release of Sterilization on local label Total Punk. It was the essential vinyl encapsulation of their take on punk and hardcore’s darker corners – a feral explosion of sublimely wrong sound. Expect the whole night to be a noisy, overcrowded, sweaty mess. But it’s free, so who's complaining? – MM
6 p.m. Wednesday-Friday, noon Saturday | multiple locations | foodstockorlando.com | free-$55
with Sandratz | 9 p.m. | Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, 1001 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-6975 | wallysonmills.com | free
EVENTS
OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK
noon Thursday-Sunday | Sunshine Grove, 12517 N.E. 91st Ave., Okeechobee | okeechobeefest.com | $279
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Movies at Leu Gardens: Jurassic Park
Saturday, 4
Alan Cumming Sings Sappy Songs THEATER
Alan Cumming is one of our generation’s most multicolored chameleons. Your romcom-loving aunt knows him as the oleaginous Sean Walsh in Circle of Friends; your GenX big sister love-hated him as faithless Hollywood husband Joe in 2001 indie flick The Anniversary Party; your theater-freak cousin may even have seen him reprise his gender-bent Emcee on Broadway in Cabaret. And of course, everyone in the goddamn world was transfixed by the shifty Eli Gold, antagonist supreme on The Good Wife. So no surprise, then, to see him waxing flamboyant and poignant by turn in his new live show, Alan Cumming Sings Sappy Songs. It’s based on a twoweek engagement at Café Carlyle in 2015, which first spawned a live album and now this touring piece. Based on a listen to the album, Cumming’s selection and presentation of “sappy” songs (ranging from Annie Lennox to Billy Joel to Miley Cyrus) is flawless, and his between-songs patter, far from being fluffy filler material, takes him (and the audience) through the entire rainbow of emotions. Clearly he honed his vast range playing all those disparate characters – so we’ll forgive him for his unspeakable treatment of Minnie Driver, Jennifer Jason Leigh and Julianna Margulies over the years. – Jessica Bryce Young 8 p.m. | Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $35-$85
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Leu Garden’s Dinosaur Invasion exhibit comes to life on an outdoor big screen this weekend with a showing of Jurassic Park. The 1993 sci-fi favorite serves as an example of how entrepreneurial histrionics contribute to child endangerment. This park’s security system is too big to fail, making it safe to leave children in the hands of a group of scientists and … wait, where the fuck are their parents? A very cursory Google search reveals that the kids are dropped off with their grandfather because their mother is getting divorced – which is why multiple kids in the Jurassic Park movies wind up on Dino Island. No, seriously, look it up: You get divorced, you dump your kids at a ranch full of genetically constructed swamp monsters until the dirty work is done, never considering that the wonders of cloning can’t compete with the fun of two Christmases (one probably vaguely shittier than the other, if we’re being real). All of the parents in this franchise have a mysterious blind spot when they’re weighing potential emotional scars: Will Lex and Tim have a worse time being chased by velociraptors, or working through a misfortune that will statistically happen to half of their peers? Sure, the kids will need therapy either way, but they’re going to be in there a lot longer if an extinct 40-foot creature flips a Jeep on them. Luckily, the lifelike creatures at Leu Gardens are just around to enjoy the movie with you, not attack your kids (or your romantic choices). – Abby Stassen 6 p.m. | Leu Gardens, 1920 N. Forest Ave. | 407-246-2620 | leugardens.org | $6
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Potty Mouth is from the same section of Massachusetts that birthed Dinosaur Jr. and was home to a post-NYC-era Thurston Moore and Kim Gordon. And though they didn’t intentionally name their band after the seminal Bratmobile record – and their grunge pop sound is about as far from the Riot Grrl faction as you can get – their vibe is so authentically '90s that the coincidence is nothing short of kismet. Spawned from the suburbs and under no obligation to make the world a better place, Potty Mouth are a band that seems hell-bent on just having a good time, no agenda needed. As their singer-guitarist Abby Weems told the Village Voice, “It is not our job to teach the rest of the world how to not be assholes.” They bring that sunny disposition to the Social this week, along with Partybaby and Tennis System. Try not to be an asshole. – Jen Cray with Partybaby, Tennis System | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $12
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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1-TUESDAY, MARCH 7 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 1
CONCERTS/EVENTS Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Fritz 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Naked Naps, Radicalized Youth, the Palmettes 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Silent Planet, Hail the Sun, Dayseeker, Ghost Key 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570. Super Bob 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5-$7; 407-673-2712. Women in Song: Aoife O’Donovan 8 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $22$27; 407-228-1220.
OPERA/CLASSICAL The Met Live in HD: Rusalka 6:30 pm; Kristine Opolais stars as a tragic water nymph. multiple locations; $25.56; fathomevents.com. THURSDAY, MARCH 2
CONCERTS/EVENTS Amos Lee, Mutlu 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $49.50$69.50; 407-228-1220. Bloodshot Bill, the Wildtones, the Palmettes 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.
[MUSIC] Lucinda Williams Friday at the Plaza Live
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The Expanders, Oceanstone 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-246-1419. Foster Care, Sandratz 9 pm; Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors, 1001 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-6975. Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad, Tatanka, Summerlong 7:30 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $13-$15; 407-322-7475.
Create: Sharam 10 pm; Venue Kaleigh Baker 10 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; pm; Lil Indies, 1036 $5-$10; 407-872-0066. N. Mills Ave.; free. Divebomb, Guerilla Warefare 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570.
The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Raleigh Estes and Friends 8 pm; Muldoon’s Saloon, 7439 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-657-9980. FRIDAY, MARCH 3
CONCERTS/EVENTS Bernardus 9:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Brasil Guitar Duo 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-636-9951. Brian Smalley 7 pm; Red Cypress Brewery, 855 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; free; 407-542-0341. Celtic Woman: Voices of Angels 8 pm; Bob
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Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $50.61$82.56; 407-246-4262. El Ten Eleven, Harsh Radish 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $14$16; 407-246-1419.
Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5-$8; 407-673-2712. Kulture Shock 10 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-730-3999.
Elizabeth Cook 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15; 407-704-6261.
Lucinda Williams, Buick 6 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $39.50$59.50; 407-228-1220.
Floorplay: Frankie Alex & Trini D. 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.
Mama’s Batch 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $28; 407-934-2583.
Morpei, Mathew Scot, Chay 9 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670.
Kinky Rhino, Copper Bones, Josh Whitaker 8 pm; The Haven, 6700
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Orlando City Pub Crawl Orlando City Pub Crawl Orlando’s most popular professional sports team (sorry, Magic – again) kicks off its season this week. And with the opening of their own stadium, we will thankfully never have to hear the phrase “Fill the Bowl” again. But that shouldn’t stop you from showing your Purple Pride on this pub crawl that goes from their brand-new digs all the way over to Orange Avenue for drinks at Wall Street Plaza and Elixir. 4-9 p.m. Saturday; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $27$35; orlandocitysc.com
I Don’t Want to Grow Up Lil Indies capitalizes on Mills 50’s title as the Punkest of the Main Street Districts by bringing in DJ Smilin’ Dan for a night. Dan’ll be spinning punk gems from the ’70s and ’80s, along with “punk” jams from the ’90s, in order to press the nostalgia button on every pushing-40 semi-professional who likes to talk about the ’96 Warped Tour lineup (the only year with Rocket From the Crypt). 10 p.m. Saturday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org
Torque: DJ Rap The longest-running drum & bass night in Central Florida recently returned to Native after a few months off, and the booking is starting to get pretty impressive again. This week sees DJ Rap, a U.K. DJ and producer whose debut album, Learning Curve, sold more than 3 million copies back in 1999, back when that was a feasible thing for a drum & bass artist to do. She’s dipped a toe into dubstep territory on some recent tracks, but expect tonight to be all about skittering snares and low, nasty bass. 10 p.m. Monday; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; free; facebook.com/ independentbarorlando
Loose Lips With our current constitutional crisis dominating the airwaves and creating embarrassment for most Americans on a daily basis, it’s good to have an outlet for local writers to provide thoughtful, nuanced takes on the events of the past month. That’s what this monthly night, hosted by Tod Caviness, attempts to do, anyway. But with the potent drinks of Lil Indies at hand, this month’s readers – including The Drunken Odyssey’s John King and Writer’s Atelier owner Racquel Henry – can be forgiven if they end up reading a piece entitled “Top Seven Ways to Kick a President in the Dick.” 8 p.m. Tuesday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org
Hayley Kiyoko March 21 at the Social Dropkick Murphys, March 8 at House of Blues Dua Lipa, March 8 at the Social Norah Jones, March 8 at Bob Carr Theater A Tribe Called Red, March 9 at the Social
Demetri Martin, March 23 at the Plaza Live The Menzingers, March 23-24 at the Social Brian Wilson, March 27 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Killswitch Engage, Anthrax, April 13 at House of Blues
State Champs, May 5 at the Beacham
Acid Mothers Temple, April 14 at the Social
Steve Winwood, May 6 at Hard Rock Live
Testament, Sepultura, April 14 at House of Blues
New Found Glory, May 8-10 at the Social
You Blew It!, March 10-11 at Will’s Pub
Hans-Joachim Roedelius, March 29 at Timucua White House
Bryan Ferry, March 12 at Hard Rock Live
Dinosaur Jr., March 30 at the Beacham
Ariana Grande, April 15 at Amway Center
City and Colour, March 14 at the Beacham
Steve Miller Band, March 31 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Chris Rock, April 1617 at the Dr. Phillips Center
Voodoo Glow Skulls, March 16 at Will’s Pub
We the Kings, April 1 at the Beacham
Minus the Bear, March 20 at the Beacham
Clipping., April 3 at the Social
Red Hot Chili Peppers, April 26 at Amway Center
Tortoise, March 20 at the Social Hayley Kiyoko, March 21 at the Social Stevie Nicks & the Pretenders, March 21 at Amway Center St. Paul & the Broken Bones, March 23 at the Beacham
Flaming Lips, April 3 at House of Blues Portugal, the Man, April 7 at the Plaza Live Shovels & Rope, April 7 at the Beacham Chronixx, April 12 at the Beacham
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New Found Glory, May 14 at House of Blues
Whiskey Business, April 14 at the Cheyenne Saloon
Bishop Briggs, May 16 at the Social Richard Cheese, May 19 at the Beacham Nora En Pure, May 19 at the Social Morbid Angel, May 23 at the Beacham
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, April 27 at the Social
Real Friends, May 24 at the Beacham
Umphrey’s McGee, April 27 at House of Blues Big Wild, April 28 at the Social
Say Anything, the Avett Brothers, May 25 at House of Blues
Sheryl Crow, April 29 at Bob Carr Theater
Beach House, May 26 at the Social
Ben Harper, May 1 at Hard Rock Live
Descendents, Oct. 20 at House of Blues
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FRIDAY, 3
Tape T H E AT E R
Theater on the Edge, an outgrowth of the Meisner-focused Truthful Acting Studio school, seemed to explode onto the local theater scene last year with two wellreceived productions: David Ives’ Venus in Fur and David Mamet’s American Buffalo. Their newest production follows in the same vein of tough, serious plays that depend heavily on capable actors to carry them. In Tape, by Stephen Belber, two old highschool buddies, Vince and Jon, meet up in a seedy motel room for an impromptu reunion. Vince (Zack Roundy) is essentially a fuck-up: unable to hold down any job that doesn’t involve selling drugs. Jon (Joey Ginel), on the other hand, is a film director whose career is just starting to take off. But after Jon confesses to date-raping a mutual ex-girlfriend, Amy (Megan Raitano), Vince reveals that he’s taped their conversation and that Amy is on her way over to the motel room. What follows is a tense treatise on regrets, revenge and the elastic nature of memory with dialogue that rivals even Mamet’s snappiest banter. It’s the type of play that actors dream of; judging by Theater on the Edge’s reputation, they should be able to nail it. – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | through March 19 | Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave. | theaterontheedge.org $19-$22
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Wreckless Eric 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.
Prince L., Michael Rosa, Carlos Rivera 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; contact for price.
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Smokey Robinson 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $55-$85; 844-513-2014.
Astari Nite, Pass/Ages, Shania Pain 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-228-0804.
Tears of a Tyrant 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171.
The Attack, the Bunny Gang, Flag on Fire, Panther Camp 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.
That 1 Guy 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.
Crystal Dagger 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.
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Bamboo Philharmonic 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.
Devon Allman 9 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; $25; 407-328-4848. Folksongs from The Little House on the Prairie 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. I Don’t Want to Grow Up With DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.
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Jazz in the Park 4-7 pm; Cypress Grove Park, 290 Holden Ave.; free. Jestelle 9 pm; Oblivion Taproom, 5101 E. Colonial Drive; free; 321-278-0452. Kelen Heller, Seven Years Past, Mr. Bella, the Adolescent Theory 7 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $12-$15; 407-322-7475. Leaving Haven, A Brilliant Lie, Anyone’s Guess, Elevators, Fiery Sushi 9 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5-$7; 407-673-2712. Moose Blood, Trophy Eyes, Boston Manor, A Will Away 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. OG Maco 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $20; 407-999-2570.
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Red Elvises, Luscious Lisa 8:30 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Secret Keeper, Vessels, Motives 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570. Some Kind of Nightmare, Swift Knuckle Solution, Vulture$, Skater Brainz 8 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-673-2712.
Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.
Strolling Through the Bluegrass 2-3 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-623-3300.
Capstan, Bad Year, One Way!. the Year I Disappear, Luvlost 3 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.
Tony Bennett 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.50-$125; 844-513-2014.
GWADCIP$ 9 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free.
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Jacob Sartorius 4:30 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $25-$45; 407-228-1220.
Orlando Philharmonic: Irish Romance 2 & 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $17-$78; 407-246-4262.
Jestelle 10:30 am-1:30 pm; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; free; 321-278-0452.
Rocke & a Hard Place 8:30 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499.
Kaleo 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $22.50$35; 407-934-2583.
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Blakemore School of Music 2-3 pm; A live classical music performance by the students of the Blakemore School of Music. Students of all ages perform. Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Die Fledermaus 2 pm; A performance of the second act of Die Fledermaus, sung in English and accompanied by members of the Florida Symphony Youth Orchestra under the direction of Maestro Hanrich Claassen. UCF Visual Arts Building, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20; 407-823-1500; music.ucf.edu. CONTINUED ON PAGE 43
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Festival Favorites 3 pm; Classical. Rollins College, Knowles Memorial Chapel, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $18-$45; 407-646-2000. MONDAY, MARCH 6
CONCERTS/EVENTS Absinthe Jazz Trio 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Apache Resistance, Fighting the Silence, Yogurt Smoothness, Almost Extinct 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.
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CONCERTS/EVENTS Cory Branan 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $10; 407-636-3171. Personal and the Pizzas, Golden Pelicans 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7. Potty Mouth, Partybaby, Tennis System 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $12; 407-246-1419. Punk on the Patio: Jump Ramp, Toranavox, Freakazoid 8 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; $5; 321-245-7730.
Flight Club, Second Chances, A Faint Remembrance 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $8; 407-270-9104.
Richard Marx 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $32.50-$45.50; 407-351-5483.
Jazz Meets Motown 8-11 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20; 407-747-7223.
Celebrating Women Who Compose 7:30 pm; A concert showcasing some of the most talented women composers in Central Florida. Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-6369951; cfcomposers.org.
Thelma and the Sleaze, Milka, Whiskey Sharts 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Torque: DJ Rap 10 pm; Native Social Bar, 27 W. Church St.; $10; 407-403-2938.
OPERA/CLASSICAL Tafelmusik Baroque Orchestra 7:30 pm; Classical. Tiedtke Concert Hall, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $45-$65; 407-646-2000.
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play about a young man living with his family in a crowded Brooklyn household. FridaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm, Monday, 8 pm; Breakthrough Theatre of Winter Park, 419A W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-920-4034. Constellations Sparks fly between a physicist and a beekeeper in this explorations of love’s many manifestations in the multiverse. ThursdaySaturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $30-$40; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. Disney’s The Little Mermaid Stage adaptation of the classic Disney film. Tuesday, 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $33.75-$153.75; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org. The Dynamic Duo Cabaret from Gerianne and Eric, a dueling piano sing-along act. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $15; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Esperando la Guagua Spanishlanguage play about six people waiting for a bus. Saturday, 8:30 pm, Sunday, 4 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $30; drphillipscenter.org. The Fantasticks Musical about two neighboring fathers who trick their children into CONTINUED ON PAGE 44
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falling in love by pretending to feud. Thursday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Roth Jewish Community Center of Greater Orlando, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; $10-$20; 407645-5933; orlandojcc.org. Geronimo Stilton: Mouse in Space Reluctant mouse hero Geronimo Stilton must overcome his fears of heights, flying and the dark to save the day in this outer space adventure. SaturdaySunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com. The Great Gatsby The stage adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgerald’s classic novel Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $13-$40; 407447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Love’s Labours Lost Shakespeare’s boisterous romantic comedy about love and marriage. Friday, 7:30 pm; Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $25-$50; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org. Tape A reunion between three friends from high school in a seedy motel room exposes lies, misconceptions and truths, all caught on tape. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 44
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Other Bar Open Mic with Ken Miller Comedy open mic with rotating hosts. Mondays, 8 pm; The Other Bar, 18 Wall St.; free; 407-843-8595.
Dirty Birdy Comedy Showcase Hosted by Heather Shaw. Tuesday, 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $5; 407-9992570; backbooth.com.
Patrick Garrity Thursday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $12; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.
Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com.
Public House Comedy Showcase Tuesday, 9 pm; The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; free.
Hourglass Comedy Showcase Hosted by Adam Avitable. Wednesday, 9-11 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. Immature Games Comedy game show where hecklers are welcome for some reason. Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Margaret Cho Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Monsters Comedian of the Year Comedy competition from Real Radio 104.1. Thursday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $7-$50; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com.
Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Werk Qween: Johnny McGovern, Lady Red Couture An evening of song parodies, stand-up and more. FridaySaturday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20-$30; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.
DANCE Let Go Original dance theater from Amanda Cox. Monday, 8 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $10; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Salsa in the Park Group outdoor salsa dance. Sunday, noon; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. CONTINUED ON PAGE 47
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You won’t need burgers for a fast-food fix once you find this Vietnamese noodle shop. Specializing in gigantic, weirdly addictive bowls of very thin rice noodles and various cuts of beef submerged in delicately seasoned broth, they also serve the usual exotics of shrimp paste and grilled pork – but the soup’s the thing. 730 N. Mills Ave., 407-897-3488; also 9728 E. Colonial Dr., 407-930-7670,
Plant-based eatery deftly disproves the antiquated notion that meatless and wheatless equates to tasteless with boldly flavored green, grain and pasta bowls. Oh, and they can also pull a proper espresso. Note: Dairy and gluten options are available. 715 N. Ferncreek Ave., 407-757-0346
BEST BAKERY Valhalla Bakery
BEST CUPCAKE Sweet! by Good Golly Miss Holly
BEST INDIAN Tamarind Indian Cuisine
BEST PHO Pho 88
BEST SUSHI Seito Sushi
BEST BARBECUE 4 Rivers Smokehouse
BEST DELI TooJay’s Gourmet Deli
BEST ITALIAN (NOT JUST PIZZA) Prato
BEST PIZZA Mellow Mushroom
BEST TACOS Gringos Locos
BEST BRUNCH Santiago’s Bodega
BEST DESSERTS Better Than Sex
BEST JUICE/SMOOTHIES Planet Smoothie
BEST PLACE TO BUY MEAT Freshfields Farm
BEST TEAHOUSE Pom Pom’s Teahouse & Sandwicheria
BEST BURGER BurgerFi
BEST DINER Christo’s Café
BEST KOREAN Korean BBQ Taco Box
BEST PLACE TO BUY PRODUCE Freshfields Farm
BEST THAI SEA Thai Restaurant
BEST CARIBBEAN Bahama Breeze
BEST DOG-FRIENDLY PATIO The Hammered Lamb
BEST LATE-NIGHT RESTAURANT Gringos Locos
BEST PUB GRUB Oblivion Taproom
BEST THEME PARK BAR Margaritaville
BEST CHEAP EATS Gringos Locos
BEST FOOD TRUCK Korean BBQ Taco Box
BEST LATIN Black Bean Deli
BEST RAMEN Noodles & Rice
BEST THEME PARK RESTAURANT Be Our Guest, Magic Kingdom
BEST CHEF James Petrakis
BEST FRENCH Le Coq au Vin
BEST MEXICAN Gringos Locos
BEST RESTAURANT TO TAKE A DATE The Ravenous Pig
BEST VEGAN Ethos Vegan Kitchen
BEST CHINESE Hawkers Asian Street Fare
BEST FRIED CHICKEN The Coop
BEST MIDDLE EASTERN Bosphorous Turkish Cuisine
BEST SANDWICHES/SUBS Publix deli
BEST VEGETARIAN Dandelion Communitea Café
BEST COFFEE Drunken Monkey
BEST GREEK Mediterranean Blue
BEST NACHOS Tijuana Flats
BEST SEAFOOD Winter Park Fish Co.
BEST VIETNAMESE Pho 88
BEST CUBAN Black Bean Deli
BEST ICE CREAM Jeremiah’s Italian Ice
BEST OUTDOOR DINING Hillstone Restaurant
BEST STEAKHOUSE Linda’s La Cantina Steak House
BEST WINGS Gator’s Dockside
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ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Art31: Borrowed Light A platform for artists working with light-based installations to collaborate and experiment. Featuring works by Stephen Knapp, Deanna Morse and Ryan Buyssens. Opens Friday, through April 16; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. Art31: Chief Curator Tours Tour the exhibitions with an on-site curator to learn more about the installations and how technology and art intermix. Tuesday, noon; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; free; 407-539-2181.
CONTINUING THIS WEEK AfroFantastic: Black Imagination and Agency in the American Experience Through April 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu. An Awareness of Gravity Through April 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. The Black Figure in the European Imaginary Through May 14; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu.
Bo Bartlett: American Artist Through May 7; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com.
In the Eyes of the Hungry: Florida’s Changing Landscape Through March 3; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu.
Contemporary Visions of Frantz Zéphirin: Haitian Mystic Through April 16; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294.
Jack King: Searching for Truth Through April 29; Crealde School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Kujichagulia Through March 11; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.
Dancers Through April 9; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.
Learning Contentment From the Dutch Through March 5; The Art Gallery at Mills
Gallery Talks Informational talks. Wednesday, 1:30-2 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 321-363-4406; omart.org.
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Artist Talk: Cesar Cornejo Cesar Cornejo, Associate Professor of Sculpture and Extended Media at the University of South Florida, gives a talk on his work. Wednesday, 10 am; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; gallery.cah.ucf.edu. Cuba at a Crossroads: Lost and Found Cuban artist Atner Cadalso moderates an exhibit of his paintings. Wednesday, 5-7 pm; Valencia College West Campus, 1800 S. Kirkman Road; free; 407-582-1383; valenciacollege.edu Culture Pop! Art31: Borrowed Light Exhibition opening party with literary readings, live music, light bites, a cash bar and much more. Friday, 6-9 pm; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-539-2181. The Eyes of March Art Party Tour 36 artists’ studios and enjoy live music and food trucks in a vibrant arts complex that was once an abandoned motel. Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com. Frida Kahlo Lunch and Learn Series A three-part series exploring the life and artwork of Frida Kahlo. Bring a lunch, snacks or beverages to enjoy during the presentation. Saturday, noon-1:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 S. Boyd St., Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. Leah Sandler Artist Talk A discussion with the artist about her work, The Archive of Scarcity, on display at the Olin Library. Thursday, 4 pm; Rollins College, Olin Library, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; rollins.edu. Trails A collection of new abstract paintings accompanied by poetry and vignettes discussing trails through space and memory. Opens Saturday, 6-11 pm, through March 31; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/ stardustie. orlandoweekly.com
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Park, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855-3363653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. Mennello Museum Invitational Through March 3; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Pablo Picasso: The Diary of a Master Mondays-Fridays, 10 am-5 pm; Baterby’s Art Gallery, 6848 Stapoint Ct., Winter Park; $5-$50; 888-682-9995; baterbys.com.
Painting and Sculpture Through April 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Philip Evergood & William Gropper: Social Realists Through April 2; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org. Preview of Bo Bartlett: American Artist Through April 23; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Raymond Smith: In Time We Shall Know Ourselves Through April 15; Southeast Museum
of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Reframing the Picture, Reclaiming the Past Through April 2; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; rollins.edu. Virunga Through March 17; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. The Wyeths and American Artists in Maine Through April 23; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.
Youth in Focus: Moments in Nature Through July 18; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.
EVENTS Bangrak Thai Street Kitchen Pop-up Thai street food kitchen. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Swine & Sons Provisions, 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $5-$20; 407-636-7601; swineandsons.com. Bark and Brew Dog-friendly afternoon of craft beer tasting and family fun. Saturday, 2-7 pm; Center Lake Park, 299 Center Lake Lane, Oviedo; free; cityofoviedo.net. Brewmaster’s Invitational Beer Festival Unlimited tastings of more than 150 beers, live music, local artists, lawn games, vendors and food trucks. Saturday, 12:30-6 pm; Exploration Tower at Port Canaveral, 670 Dave Nisbet Drive, Cape Canaveral; $30-$60; 321-613-4805; brewmastersinvitational.com. Cirque Italia Water circus performances. Thursday-Sunday, 7:30-9:30 pm; Seminole Towne Center, 200 Towne Center Circle, Sanford; $20; 941-704-8572; cirqueitalia.com. Foodstock Party Foodstock party with food trucks, barbecue, live music and more. Saturday, noon-3 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; free; foodstockorlando.com. Hello Kitty Café Truck Pick up some cute treats from the Sanrio-branded food truck. Saturday, 10 am; Altamonte Mall, 451 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; various menu prices. Mardi Gras at the Parliament House Mardi Gras celebration with floats, a marching band, beads and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Orlando City Pub Crawl The annual crawl starts at the new stadium and ends at Elixir and Wall St. Plaza. Saturday, 4-9 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $27-$35; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. Rifle Paper Co. After Hours Enjoy complimentary drinks and 15 percent off of Rifle Paper Co. products. Thursday, 5 pm; Rifle Paper Co., 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-622-7679; riflepaperco.com. Taste of Foodstock – Church Street Foodstock party with live music, wine and beer, and food from featured downtown eateries. Wednesday, 6-9 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $49-$55; 407-839-3000; foodstockorlando.com.
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Taste of Foodstock – I-Drive 360 Foodstock party with food and drink, live music and a free ride on the Coca-Cola Eye. Thursday, 6-9 pm; I-Drive 360, 8445 International Drive; $49$55; foodstockorlando.com. Taste of Foodstock – Pointe Orlando Foodstock party with food and drink, live music and more. Friday, 6-9 pm; Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $49-$55; 407-248-2838; foodstockorlando.com. WomanFest Celebration of women’s rights and activism with a panel of speakers, open mic event, zine workshop and display of work by UCF students. Tuesday, 10:30 am; UCF Library, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; free; 407-823-2576.
CIVICS Orlando Isn’t Trump Country Protest of the pro-Trump “Spirit of America” rally. Saturday, noon-3 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free. Spirit of America Rally A rally in support of Donald Trump. Organized by local Trump campaign chair Randy Ross. Saturday, noon-3 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; free.
LITERARY Loose Lips: The March Edition Local writers read works inspired by current events. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.
Nerd Words Poetry Slam Competitive poetry slam with a guest reader and a nerdy theme. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Orlando Story Club: I Just Had to Have It! Readers tell stories about times when they had their heart set on something. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $5; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com. Parcels: MFAs In Progress MFA students present their work. Sunday, 7:30 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951; bluebambooartcenter.com. Poetry Open Mic Open mic from the Writers of Central Florida or Thereabouts. Monday, 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com.
SPORTS Fiddlers Green 5K Run Benefit run sponsored by the Winter Park Irish restaurant. Proceeds benefit CECO and Habitat for Humanity. Saturday, 7:30-10 am; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; $35; 407645-2050; fiddsgives.org. Kids vs. Pros The first match at Orlando City Stadium features 100 kids, ages 8-10, vs. players from Orlando City, Orlando Pride and OCB for two 20-minute halves. Thursday, 7 pm;
Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $10; 855-675-2489; orlando citysc.com. NDA National Championship High school cheerleading competition. Friday, 9:30 am, Saturday, 8 am, Sunday, 8:30 am; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $18-$53; 407351-5483; nda.varsity.com. Orlando City vs. New York City FC Sunday, 5 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $35-$255; 855-6752489; orlandocitysc.com. Orlando Magic vs. Miami Heat Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $50-$430; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. New York Knicks Wednesday, 7 pm, Monday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $37-$363; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Solar Bears vs. Greenville Swamp Rabbits Thursday, 7 pm and Sunday March 5, 1:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$45; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Sham Rock ’N Run 5K 5K with post race refreshments from Jersey Mike’s. Saturday, 8:30-10 am; St. Luke’s Lutheran Church and School, 2021 W. State Road 426, Oviedo; $25-$30; 407-366-3422, extension 3004; hope helps.org. ■ orlandoweekly.com
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Fortyish straight white dude here. I have this weird (possibly misogynistic) belief that, when it comes to sex, I can’t win. Actually, I think men in general can’t win. Thoughtful, well-meaning men, at least. It comes down to this: During sex, if the man doesn’t come, it’s the man’s fault, because he clearly has problems with his dick and is barely even a man and should be ashamed of himself. If the woman doesn’t come, it’s also the man’s fault, because he’s clearly bad at sex and doesn’t even care and is barely even a man and should be ashamed of himself. So am I a misogynist or just a guy with issues? Any advice for me moving forward? Yeah, I Got Issues If you’ve been with women who blamed you when you didn’t come, YIGI, and then turned around and blamed you when they didn’t come, well, that had to be annoying. Or maybe you’re referring to something in the ether and not to any inability-to-climax/ inability-to-induce-climax shaming you’ve actually come in for. (Have you been with women who shamed you like this? If so, and again, that had to be annoying. Have you been with any women at all? If not, it’s possible your letter is an MRA setup and/or you’re a misogynist with issues.) If this has actually happened to you, YIGI, chalk it up to “some people are awful, women are people, some women are awful” and let it go. And remember this about men: Sometimes we come during sex, sometimes we don’t, the number of times we don’t increases with age. Focus more on intimacy, connection and mutual pleasure, YIGI, and less on spooging all over everything – and seek partners with the same focus. As for women: You do know that dick alone isn’t gonna do it for most women, right? Only a small percentage of women can come from PIV intercourse alone. (If you didn’t know, you know now, and you’re welcome.) And you’re familiar with the clitoris, right? (If you weren’t, Google it, and you’re welcome.) But if you find yourself in bed with a woman and you’re having difficultly helping her come (you’re there to help, not make), ask her if she can make herself come. If she can’t, odds are you won’t be able to help her come, either – not you, not anyone else. If she can make herself come, ask her to masturbate to climax while you watch. Make a close study of what works for her. If she touches herself in a certain way, learn to touch her in that way. If she busts out a vibrator, use that vibrator before, during and after PIV, or instead of PIV. Good luck. I’m a fan from way back. A therapist told me to go out and have some fun – I’m a married woman with teen boys and feeling a bit lonely – but I’m not looking to have an affair. I just want a spanking now and then. I found the one kink club I visited in
New York to be kind of depressing, and my spanking friends are more of a social group who hang out on the weekends. I just need a little recreation – some good clean spanking fun. Would love your advice. Seeks Paddling And Needs Know-How Kink enthusiasts, like dentists and accountants and troglodytes (hey there, CPAC), have conventions, SPANK, where likeminded/employed/aroused folks meet and socialize before heading up to their hotel rooms for some good clean kinky fun. I think you should get your ass to one of the many spanking conventions out there – and so does Jillian Keenan, journalist and author of Sex With Shakespeare, a memoir about your shared kink (spanking) and how Shakespeare’s plays helped Keenan discover and accept herself, as a human being and as a kinkster. (It sounds like a stretch, I realize, but do yourself a favor and read Sex With Shakespeare – it’s a funny, moving read, and it’s packed with fresh and convincing kinky reads on Shakespeare’s plays.) “National parties are a great way to get safe, fun, no-sex spankings and meet other people in the scene in a low-pressure environment,” says Keenan, who sent along a list of events all over the country: Shadow Lane (Las Vegas), Boardwalk Badness Weekend (Atlantic City), Crimson Moon (Chicago), Spanking Club of New York (New York City), Texas All State Spanking Party (Dallas) and Lone Star Spanking Party (Houston). “There are some parties I’ve chosen not to attend for political reasons,” said Keenan. “The spanking community isn’t immune to heteronormative bullshit, unfortunately, and some parties explicitly prohibit M/m play. Any party for sexual minorities that prohibits expressions of other minority sexual identities doesn’t deserve our time or our money!” Someone asked me to pee on them and offered to pay me. I didn’t know what to do. They weren’t unattractive. Would you pee on someone for money? Perplexed European Enquires
When you say you “know this is BS,” MORE, I trust you’re referring to the text she sent when she dumped you – “I don’t have room for a relationship right now” – because that is definitely bullshit. People say that to be kind, and it’s our job to hear what they’re really saying: “I’m not interested in being in a relationship with you, right now or ever.” But if what you mean by “this is BS” is that she loves you too but had to call it off to go fuck some other guy and you still might have a shot with her, please disabuse yourself of that belief. Now, in answer to your question, MORE, you’re not weird. I don’t think your reaction is typical, but variance is the norm when it comes to human sexuality. It’s high time we all embraced this bit of cognitive dissonance: Everyone is weird, so no one is weird. If you and your ex are still speaking/texting and you think you may be on potential future-FWB terms, MORE, you could go for broke and tell her about your weird-butnot-weird (and unexpected) reaction to the thought of her with this other guy. If your convos gravitate toward sex or sexy memories – mutually – let her know you’re up for either a FWB/MMF threesome sometime or some cuckolding-themed dirty texting. She may be game, she may not be – but nothing ventured, nothing gained. ITMFA! Let people know you want to impeach the motherfucker already! Get ITMFA buttons, T-shirts, hats, mugs, lapel pins and more at ITMFA.org. All proceeds benefit the ACLU, Planned Parenthood and the International Refugee Assistance Project.
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I’m not ready to go pro at this stage in my career. I’m a straight man who was recently dumped over text by a woman after we dated for about four months. I thought we were in love, but she said she doesn’t have room for a relationship in her life right now. I know this is BS. I think she dumped me so that she could sleep with another guy. In fact, I think I know who the guy is. Anyway, I recently had some rebound sex (it was awesome), and the whole time during it, all I could think about was my ex-girl sleeping with this other guy and it kind of turned me on. Am I weird? Moving On, Remembering Ex orlandoweekly.com
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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807; CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN, HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, BEDDING, TOYS, GAMES, PACKED CARTON, FURNITURE, TOOLS, TRUCKS, CARS ETC. THERE’S NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT THE LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday March 15th 2017 at the times indicted below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com, beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time.” PERSONAL MINI STORAGE ST. CLOUD ,FL-350 COMMERCE CENTER DRIVE 34769-AT 10:00 AM:203 Christopher Herr 204 Christopher Herr 429 Jasmine Watson 542 Laura Keller 1023 Sheila Collazo 1092 Christopher Herr 1102 Crystal Mills 1140 Duwanda Rouse 1154 Ronnie Coleman 1228 Duniheska Ritz Velez 1251 Edwin Otero 1289 Brandon Hollis 1305 Crystal Mills 1317 Janie Bolobanic 1318 Bryant Ocana PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BROADVIEW- 2581 BROADVIEW DRIVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 10:30AM: 137 Tania Helena 334 Leon Dublin Jr, Trishaun Rashan Dublin 1992 Toyota MR2 JT2SW21M5N0017624, 335
Antigua Lucas 338 Venessa Maria Mckenzie 443 Kristi Jae Coates 553 Claudia Moses 559 Karina Hunt 726 Charlesetta Bruneau 732 Marcos Jimenez Cumplido; DM International & Commercial LLC 764 Jessica Iva D Backus. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE KISSIMMEE - 1404 E. VINE ST. KISSIMMEE FL. 34744- AT 11:00AM: 28 LEE ROY THOMAS FORDHAM, 32 JOSHUA DANIEL PAVAO, 47 ROBBYN LUIS RODRIGUEZ OLIVERAS, 51 KYRENIA VERONICA LOWE, 72 JAMES ALBERT HUMPHERY, 76 SAMUEL ELI MALAVE JUSTINIANO / CENTRO CRISTIANO METROPOLITANO INC. 84 SAMUEL ELI MALAVE JUSTINIANO / CENTRO CRISTIANO METOPOLITANO INC. 158 ANDRES G PRECIADO MONTANA, 173 JOSIE LOPEZ, 208 WILLIAM TAYLOR WELLS, 288 BRAD STEPHEN MERCADO, 310 KRISTINA LEE FICHERA. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE DYER- 932 DYER BOULEVARD KISSIMMEE, FL 34741- AT 11:30AM: 218 Paul Howard 237 Demetries Delancy 328 Raul Pagan 330 Luisa H Leal 407 Elizabeth Perez 430 Vickie Wynn 438 Troy Killgore 448 Alexis Caraballo 505 Jose Mendoza c/o Action Taxi Orlando 531 Edgar Fernandez 1526 Magalie Petit Frere PERSONAL MINI STORAGE VINE- 608 W. VINE STREET KISSIMMEE, FL 34741- AT 12:00PM: I609 Schwing Michael, G335 Wilson- Ben Yousef Holly Ann, G308 Carvalho Marcelo D, I611 Browne Lisa Marie, F264 Rodriguez Carmen, B735 Pagan Edgardo, I568 Cosme Velez Pedro, F266 Walker Annice, B766 Mitchell Catherine, C840 Peralta Iris, B815 Tatum IV Clarence, G316 Guzman Estrella Carmen, B751 Rivera Gonzales Daisy, H454 Rosson Blisset Michaela, I511 CENTER AmSurg KISSIMMEE ENDOSCOPY, I509 CENTER AmSurg KISSIMMEE ENDOSCOPY, E916 Salinas Maricela, F242 Politi Michelle, B794 Torres Alex, C878 Thompson Jr Felton, B749 Sanchez Lymarie, B757 Coggins Alec Paul, H363 Lopez Lisbeth, PERSONAL MINI STORAGE BVL2852 MICHIGAN AVE KISSIMMEE, FL 34744- AT 12:30PM: 116 Strafford Pk at Bear Bay 217 Edgar Vergara 329 Serita Randolph 356 Stephen Ryan 418 Christian Arroyo 437 Islem Rodriguez 511 Buffalo Wild Wings 538 Rodney Gonzalez 626 Soknetra Jones.
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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2016-CA-008687 VENTURES TRUST 2013-I-H-R BY MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLLP F/K/A MCM CAPITAL PARTNERS, LLC, ITS TRUSTEE, Plaintiff, v. OLIVER TITRE; PHYLLIS TITRE; STATE OF FLORIDA; ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA;UNKNOWN TENANT 1; UNKNOWN TENANT 2; together with any grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, heirs, devisees or trustees of said defendants, and all other persons claiming by, through, under or against defendants, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION TO: PHYLLIS TITRE, 4457 La Vista Drive, Orlando, FL 32808, YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose the following property in Orange County, Florida: LOT S 10, BLOCK A, ELDORADO HILLS, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 4, PAGE S 34, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. A/K/A 4457 La Vista Drive, Orlando, FL 32808 has been filed against you and you are re uired to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on JASON R. HAWKINS, ES UIRE, the plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is: Suite 1200, 1000 Legions Place, Orlando, Florida 32801 on or before 30 days from the date of the first publication of this notice, and file the original with the clerk of this court either before service on the plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. Dated on 2/17/17. Tiffany Moore Russell Orange County Clerk of the Circuit Court By: /s Sandra Jackson, Deputy Clerk, 2017.02.17 09:25:49 -05’00’. As Deputy Clerk. Civil Division, 425 N Orange Avenue Room 310, Orlando, Florida 32801.
NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2000 Honda VIN 1HGCG225 YA015562 2002 Lincoln VIN 1LNHM81W32Y631463 2001 Volkswagen VIN 3VWSS29M21M021822 1993 Honda VIN 1HGCB7699PA085223 1994 Acura VIN JH4DB7652RS006731 2001 Toyota VIN 4T1BG22K21U861622 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on March 15, 2017, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2016-CA-007844-O ASHINGTON PARK HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC., Plaintiff, vs. JONATHAN S. BLAEDE, UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF JONATHAN S. BLAEDE, and UNKNOWN PARTIES IN POSSESSION, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION TO: JONATHAN S. BLAEDE 14562 Greydale Circle, Orlando, Florida 32826 Current residence unknown, if living, and ALL OTHER UNKNOWN PARTIES, including if a named Defendant is deceased, the personal representatives, the surviving spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, and all other parties claiming, by, through, under or against that Defendant, and all claimants persons or parties, natural or corporate, whose exact legal status is unknown, claiming under any of the above named or described Defendants. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to foreclose a lien on the following property located in Orange County, Florida: LOT 22, STONEMEADE, PHASE 1, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 33, PAGE 113, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Street address of: 14562 Greydale Circle, Orlando, Florida 32826, has been filed against you and you are re uired to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Peter Hagood, Es uire, Hagood & Garvey, LLC., Plaintiff’s attorney, at 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701, within 30 days of the first date of publication of this notice, and file the original with clerk of this court 425 North Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801 either before March 2, 2017 on Plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. Dated January 31, 2017. Tiffany Moore Russell, Orange County Clerk of Court. BY: /s/ Sandra Jackson , Deputy Clerk, 2017.01.31 13:17:29 -05’00’, Deputy Clerk. Civil Division, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Room 310, Orlando, Florida 32801. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 1996 CADILLAC VIN 1G6EL12Y9TU608220 2000 HONDA VIN 1HGEJ824 YL072563 2003 WATERCRAFT JET SKI TRAILER VIN 5KTWS17124F119805 2001 YAMAHA JET SKI VIN YAMA1278L001 2001 YAMAHA JET SKI VIN YAMA1276L001 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on MARCH 24TH, 2017, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.
IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2013-DR-16642-038 IN THE MATTER OF ADOPTION AND TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS: E.M.R. AND E.R.R., Adoptee(s) AMENDED NOTICE OF ACTION TO:MICHAEL ROSS, Respondent’s last known address: 1001 Crystal Glen Blvd., Orlando, FL 32837. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action for adoption and termination of parental rights has been filed against you in this Court. You are re uired to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to Chad and Jennifer Brandt, whose address is 5881 Cheshire Cove Terrace, Orlando, FL 32829. The response must be filed before 4/6/17 and filed the original with the Clerk of Court at Clerk’s Address 425 North Orange Ave., Suite 320. Orlando, FL 32802, before service on petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you for the relief demanded in the Petition for Adoption and Termination of Parental Rights. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents upon re uest. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. You may file Notice of Current Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915 Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. Dated 2/21/17. Tiffany M. Russell, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT. By: /s/ Jason Glenn, Civil Court Seal, Deputy Clerk.
Notice is hereby given that Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414- 5303 on 03/21/17 @ 9:30am Ismael Rivera 5037 tools, work materials, Ceser Gonzalez 5011 1 bedroom set, living room set, kitchen set, boxes, Courtney Crawford 5067 bins, Diana Mendez 3096 household goods, boxes, furniture, Loretta Nalinie Glover 1009 personal items, household goods, Carmen Perez 5070 work tools, Tyreanna Rodrigues-Bowser 4110 couches, boxes, tvs, household goods, Stefanie Sanchez 3103 bins and bags, Delia Myrie 5074 3 couch, 2 beds, 6 chair table, Iris Janet Gonzalez 5069 insulation, tools, Ashlaey Rolling 2130 computer, printer, clothes, pictures. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 03/15/17 - 2432 Darryl Ayers, 3478 Jeffrey Mcdonough, 2332 Shawn Johnson, 2379-83 Laura Allen 3550 Trishana Smith, 1568 Michael Barrett Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 03/15/17 - G0793 William Marsh, F0637 Gabriella Hernandez, E0515 Claude Laguerre, H0901Amanda Miller Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 03/15/17 - 1719 Belgret King, 3334 Nethpali, 2519 Christian Figueroa, 3167 Bryan Mccullough, 3165 Sherry Sheila, 2510 Laura Davenport, 3112 Antonio Clemmons, 3038 Nelson Arias, 2054 Tracey Boss, 2201 Jodie Johnson, 2400 Tracey Boss, 2627 Samantha Ralat, 3012 Duane Jones Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 03/15/17 550 Leah Mc ueary, 788 Michelle Pouerie, 887 Vivian Cabrera, 262 Hernan Figueroa, 671 Tillis Churchill, 243 Scott White, 1207 Ruben Ramos, 1033 Ralph Aldohar, 978 Paul Ramson, 257 Naomi Abreu.
NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes Section 83.801-83.809 . The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on,Monday the 27th day of February, thru, the 6th day of March 2017 at 1:00 P.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 Name, Unit , Contents: Charles NewBerry, 949, Maverick Car- VIN-J2 92F274199J Tamika Arthur, 621, Household items-furniture Josh Havorka, 993, 2005 Ford Five Hundred 4Dr- VIN-1FAFP25185611 Norma Ferrer, 269, Bed FrameTools- Car Parts Randy McNair, 998, Monte CarloVIN-1G3AR47A5DM53957 Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is sub ect to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the 22nd day of February, and the 1st day of March 2017.
NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that on Extra Space Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following locations: March 21st , 2017 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:30p.m. at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee, Fl. 34746 (407) 944-1408 471 Ingrid Alison-furniture, 5033 Lynna Beecher Price-Household items, 5053 Karen GilkesHousehold goods, 196 Antoinette Laguerre-household goods, 346 Armando Blanco-household items, 435 Helen Parks-household goods, 460 Luis Rafael Mendez Rodriguez-household goodspersonal items, 280 Brittany Laura Moser-household goods- personal items. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.
NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on March 25, 2017 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle s . You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2004 FORD VIN 1FTR 12W24NB46130 Lien Amt: 7,127.04 2007 AUDI VIN WAUMV44E47N011710 Lien Amt: $7,238.88 2005 NISS VIN 1N4AL11E75C257860 Lien Amt: 4,966.95
Notice is hereby given to the owners, lienholders, and other interested parties that the following described abandoned vehicles will be sold at auction for cash to the highest bidder at 1:45 pm, March 21, 2017 at 2851 St Johns Pkwy, Sanford, FL. 32771: 2000 Chrysler Town & Country VIN 1C4GP64L9YB653296, 2004 Ford Sport Trac VIN 1FMZU67K24UA28706, 1997 Dodge Caravan VIN 1B4GP45R3VB461226, 1994 Ford Crown Victoria VIN 2FALP74W R 153182, 2007 Dodge Caravan VIN 1D4GP25B07B154547. Seller reserves the right to re ect any bid and the right to bid.
NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be sold at Public Auction for cash to satisfy lien pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on MARCH 16TH, 2017 at 9:00 am at Dynamic Towing, 6408 Old Cheney Hwy., Orlando, FL. 2004 BMW WB PA73444WB26647 1993 JEEP 1J4FT68S8PL566436 2003 SUBAR 4S3BE635437210794 2006 TOYO 1N BR32E76Z574326.
NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, SEFS LLC, of 465 S. Orlando Ave 407, Maitland, FL 32751, pursuant to the re uirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: SEFS Home Loans It is the intent of the undersigned to register “SEFS Home Loans” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 2/22/17
NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, The Law Offices of Christy C. Collins, P.A., of 118 E. Jefferson Street, Suite 102 Orlando, FL 32801, pursuant to the re uirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Evictions 360 It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Evictions 360” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 2/24/17.
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Fld Srvce Eng for Siemens Power eneration Service Co pany Orlando, to be resp fr pr frmnce of cmplx & tech dmndng wr on ste in a spec area of ld Srvce fr Gs Trbnes, Stm Trbns & Gnrtrs. Req Bach* in Mech Eng or rel yrs exp in ob offd or acc alt occ. Prior exp mst incl dev dtld outge plns; resp fr exctn of outgs at Gs Trbne, Stm Trbne & Gnrtr sts in intrntnl envir exp w bc offce spprt in PM rle; lead Sfty Frst – Zro Hrm cltre; advncd prctce of Hmn Prfrance as rel to Fld Srvce; Fld Srvce exp of GT Advncd Frms, ST & Gnrtr mech; exp sttng up & oprtng a cntrl tool fclty for gs & stm trbns. Mst hve exp wrkng in lrge, mltntnl corp. Apprx do int trvl re . Offer of e ply nt w Sie ens cndtiond upon sccss c pltion of bckground chck & drg screen, sbjct to applcble lws & rgltns. *Empl wll accpt 2 yrs exp in lieu of Bach. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc., uadrangle lvd., S HRS , Orlando, . Ref AC P . ust be authr ed to wrk in US prmnntly.
Eng for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) to prvde tech spprt to Mds & Upgrdes Mrktng & Gs Trbne Frmownr. Req Mast in Mech Eng, Aero Eng or rel + yrs exp in ob offd or acc alt occ. Alt, ach in abve lstd elds yrs exp in ob offd or acc alt occ. Prior exp mst incl prdct dev, anlyss, & dsgn of Gs Trbne cmpnnts; Gs Trbne Srvce Eng; & c plx Pr ct ng nt. Apprx trvl re . Offer of e ply nt w/ Siemens cndtiond upon sccss c pltion of bc ground check & drug screen, subject to applcble laws & rgltions. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Sie ens Energy, Inc, uadrangle lvd, S HRS , Orlando, . Ref S NA. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.
Prjct Eng for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) to prvde prme cstmr intrfce & Lng Trm Prgrm Mntnnce cntrcts fr oprtng plnt cmbstn trbns. Req Bach in Eng or rel yrs exp in ob offd or acc alt occ. Prior exp mst incl Gs Trbne exp; wrkng in lrge mltntnl corp w/ intl bus exp & wrkng in intrcltrl envrnmnts; prjct eng sklls sch as tech knwldge of Siemens OEM or e uv c bnd cycle pwr plnt equpmnt; lgl/cntrctl lngge; pr ect fnncs. Apprx trvl re . Offer of e ply nt w Sie ens cndtiond upon sccss cmpltion of bckground check & drug screen, subject to applcble laws & rgltions. Mail resumes: Brett Sanchez, Siemens Energy, Inc, uadrangle lvd, S HRS , Orlando, . Ref S DC. ust be authr ed to wrk in US prmnntly.
Agile Software Development Manager – Orlando, FL. Manage agile software development process. Write high level and detailed design speci ca tions for enhancements. Manage and verify ongoing quality assurance. Prioritize product roadmaps. Work with DevOps to translate metrics into perfor ance and scal ability plans. Write, test and execute acceptance test scripts. Telecommuting within MSA may be available. Requires: achelor’s degree in Co p. Sci. or Information Technology & 2 yrs. exp. working within an agile develop ent environ ent. Ap ply to Edutainment Media, Inc. dba Skill Director via srogers@ skilldirector.com.
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Rehabilitation Counselor Positions (Winter Park, FL): Counsel individuals to axi i e the independence and e ploy ability of persons coping with personal, social, and vocational di culties that result fro with neuro otor i pair ents and acquired brain injuries.. Assess client needs and design and i plement rehabilitation programs that may include personal and vocational counseling, training, and job placement. Must have a achelors’ Degree in Conductive Education POHI. ail resu es Conductive Education Center of Orlando, S. Se oran lvd, ste ,Winter Par , .
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