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NEWS + FEATURES

FOOD + DRINK

MUSIC 25 Heavy is the head that wears the crown Justin Bieber is at a pivotal moment in his career. Can he make the transition?

9 News Briefs

17 Out of sight, out of mind

Media orgs sue city of Orlando for release of Pulse 911 calls; Supreme Court’s ruling on Texas abortion law puts Florida’s law in jeopardy

Committing Butter Chicken Indian Cuisine to memory would be a mistake

26 Picks This Week

17 Tip Jar

26 Prime evil

9 First Words Readers react to assistant state attorney Kenneth Lewis’ firing

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

Chef Bruno Zacchini’s Pizza Bruno is open, Garden Café is closed, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

18 10 Under $10 A roundup of cheap lunch spots, with a focus on restaurants south of downtown this month

9 This Modern World 10 Run, Marco, run Marco Rubio wants to trot back into our hearts – and into the U.S. Senate

21 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

Rejuvenated Brit metal trio Venom Inc. hits the road for an intimate club tour

28 Close harmony Tierney Tough reflects on solidarity and support in the local music community after the Pulse shooting

29 This Little Underground Set and Setting overwhelm, Richie Ramone underwhelms

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ARTS + CULTURE 12 Theater of cruelty Noelle Mason’s art assaults the senses of an Orlando still reeling from the impact of the Pulse shootings

15 Live Active Cultures New rides Skull Island: Reign of Kong and Frozen Ever After confound the conventional wisdom on Universal and Disney

FILM

Calendar

30 Selections

22 On Screens in Orlando

32 The Week

Movies playing this week: Hunt for the Wilderpeople, The Legend of Tarzan, The Purge: Election Year and more

33 Down the Road

23 Film listings

Back Pages

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

50 Free Will Astrology

23 The biggest loser

51 Savage Love

For a movie about giants and the expansive power of dreams, The BFG feels rather small

51 Gimme Shelter 52 Classifieds

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Let us know if you need help packing your bags, Kenneth Lewis Downtown Orlando and its surrounding

come back to me with how much of a “war zone” downtown Orlando is. I can finally walk by people without feeling like I need to look behind me. I love Orlando.

Eli Williamson,

neighborhoods are the best thing about Orlando (“Prosecutor fired for posting on Facebook that Orlando ‘should be leveled,’” June 24). Obviously this guy’s decision-making skills are lacking considering he posted really stupid things multiple times. He also doesn’t

via Facebook I don’t go there anymore. I used to all the time, every single solitary weekend. But apparently times have changed and it’s not safe down there anymore. It’s like a war zone. Jason Elliott,

know the law that well if he thinks his First Amendment rights were violated.

George Nichols, via Facebook

via Facebook It’s a war zone of basics. He’s not wrong. Zachary Bevis, via Facebook

The people agreeing with this douchebag have no idea how good they have it here. I moved here from Delaware where the downtown area (Wilmington) is labeled the worst small city in America (look it up). After that I lived in Bay Shore, New York, which was a pretty shitty area in Long Island. Moving to Orlando is like a breath of fresh air. To call this place a “Mecca for crime and violence” is a hugeeeee reach. Move to another city and

As a third world ghetto thug, I am simply taken aback. Harry Hillard Morall III, via Facebook Got something to add? Email feedback@orlandoweekly.com. First Words compiles emails, letters and comments from orlandoweekly. com. We reserve the right to edit for length, content and clarity.

Transparent? Media organizations sue city of Orlando over Pulse 911 calls BY M O N I V E TTE CO R D E I R O

coalition of media organizations, including the Orlando Sentinel and the Associated Press, has filed a lawsuit against the city of Orlando for its refusal to release the 911 calls and other emergency communication during the morning of the mass shooting that killed 49 at the gay nightclub Pulse. The city says those files are exempt from Florida’s broad public records law under two instances: They contain active criminal intelligence information and are part of an active investigation, and they might record the “killing of a person.”

Unconstitutional Supreme Court’s ruling on Texas abortion law puts Florida’s law in jeopardy

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But the media organizations say that’s contradictory to what the FBI and local law enforcement officials have stated about part of that night. “The federal government has stated that there were no reports of gunfire during the three-hour standoff,” the lawsuit says. “Thus no recordings created during that time could have captured any killings.” The city filed a countersuit against the AP seeking declaratory relief and guidance from a judge on what calls should be released, according to a city press release. “It is important that we are completely open with the community about what happened that night at Pulse,” says Mayor Buddy Dyer in a statement. “We support the FBI’s commitment not to compromise the integrity of the investigation, but we must balance that with our responsibility to be transparent with the Orlando community and comply with state and federal laws.”

ays before Florida’s new law restricting abortion clinics was to go into effect, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled in a 5-3 vote against clinic restrictions in Texas. The justices found two parts of Texas’ law, HB 2, unconstitutional: the admitting privileges requirement, which mandates abortion clinic doctors must have the ability to admit their patients to a hospital no further than 30 miles away; and the surgical center requirement, which requires clinics to meet the same standards as ambulatory surgical centers. After the law passed, about half of Texas’ abortion providers closed their doors. “We conclude that neither of these provisions offers medical benefits sufficient to justify the burdens upon access that each imposes,” writes Justice Stephen Breyer in the majority opinion. “Each places a substantial obstacle in the path of women seeking a pre-viability abortion, each constitutes an undue burden on abortion access … and each violates the Federal Constitution.” In a concurring opinion, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg writes that “it’s beyond rational belief” that HB 2 would protect women’s health, but it did make certain orlandoweekly.com

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that abortions would be more difficult to obtain. “When a state severely limits access to safe and legal procedures, women in desperate circumstances may resort to unlicensed rogue practitioners, faute de mieux, at great risk to their health and safety,” she writes. “Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers laws like HB 2 that ‘do little or nothing for health, but rather strew impediments to abortion,’ cannot survive judicial inspection.” Florida’s law, HB 1411, requires abortion clinic doctors to have admitting privileges or transfer agreements with nearby hospitals and be treated more like surgical centers. One of the proponents of the Florida bill, state Sen. Kelli Stargel, previously said lawmakers modeled HB 1411 to be “constitutional.” “This is a landmark decision that sends a strong message that laws that restrict access to abortion under the guise of protecting women are unconstitutional,” says Lillian Tamayo, president of the Planned Parenthood of South, East and North Florida in a statement. “Here in Florida, women’s access to care is still very much under threat.” mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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Run, Marco, run Marco Rubio wants to trot back into our hearts – and into the U.S. Senate BY MONIVETTE COR D EI R O

about whether he wants to run for the U.S. Senate again, Rubio decided Floridians have not had enough of him and announced his re-election bid last Wednesday. The same day, Quinnipiac University released a poll that interviewed 975 Florida voters regarding the Florida Senate race. None of the current Republican candidates for the Senate has a lead over Democratic contenders U.S. Reps. Alan Grayson and Patrick Murphy, but if Rubio joined the race, the poll shows him beating both Grayson, at 48 to 40 percent, and Murphy, at 47 to 40 percent. It’s not surprising, when you think about the tough primary Grayson and Murphy have been duking out as the press ignores Democratic underdog Pam Keith and discovers transgressions on both their records – Murphy on his résumé and Grayson on his hedge fund. Rubio’s rival and friend Lt. Gov. Carlos LópezCantera left the Senate race after Rubio’s announcement and Orlando defense contractor Todd Wilcox dropped oout last Friday, leaving Sarasota developer Carlos

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Orlando and all Florida families deserve a senator who will fight for them for all six years.” Grayson’s campaign manager, Mike Ceraso, says in a statement that the Orlando representative “welcomes the chance” to beat “No Show Marco.” “It’s shameful that Marco is trying to use the Orlando tragedy to further his 2020 presidential ambitions from a Senate seat that he’s barely sat in,” the statement says. “Floridians will see through it. The Trump-Rubio ticket will fail.” Why do the Democratic contenders keep mentioning Orlando? Because while the city suffered horrifying losses on June 12, becoming the site of the worst mass shooting in modern U.S. history with 49 dead and 53 wounded, Rubio came to Orlando, saw our suffering and the next day told a radio host he was “deeply impacted” by the tragedy and was rethinking his political career. Susan MacManus, a political scientist at the University of South Florida, explains that during the Republican presidential debates, Rubio was able to shine with his knowledge of terrorism and foreign policy, and the terrorism dimension of the massacre may have been a link to his decision. But MacManus says she can’t tell right now how Rubio would do. For one, the Pulse shootings happened in the swing part of a swing state, and it largely affected LGBTQ Latinos, especially Puerto Ricans. Aside from Rubio’s previous antiLGBT policies, the community might have another grudge with the Cuban-American politician – he was against expanding bankruptcy protections to Puerto Rico during the U.S. commonwealth’s continuing financial crisis, which ultimately is leading to the mass exodus of boricuas coming to the Central Florida area. Rubio’s political future is also inextricably tied to Trump, who does not have a great reputation nowadays among Latinos, MacManus says. “From the get-go, both [Rubio] and Jeb Bush have been very much critical of Trump and other Republicans in other states who want to bash Hispanics because they know that the demographics of Florida are such that if you do that, you’re not going to have a party that can win statewide elections,” she says. “The irony is, they’re still tied together, because voter turnout at the top level of the ticket for Trump can affect Rubio’s race as well.” Either way, it’s clear Floridians will have to make a choice Aug. 30 among the Democratic and Republican Senate candidates with our guts – a choice between who we can stomach and who makes us barf. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com

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bout a month ago, U.S. Sen. Marco Rubio participated in a triedand-true political tradition – the Twitter rant. Marquito had some harsh words for the Washington Post regarding his future civic aspirations after an embarrassing loss in Florida’s primary elections forced him to drop out of the presidential race. The Post had talked to unnamed sources about why Rubio would never be Republican presumptive nominee Donald Trump’s vice president. During his sarcastic jabs toward reporters using anonymous insiders who aren’t actually close to him, Rubio tweeted: “Another genius line claims that I’m ‘a bit at sea in terms of his next step politically’. Ummmm not really,” he says in one tweet. In another: “I have only said like 10000 times I will be a private citizen in January.” And so last week, Rubio participated in another time-honored political tradition – going back on his word. After being wishy-washy for weeks

Beruff, who Gov. Rick Scott has come out to support, the only Republican currently left in the race. “With Republican national leaders worried about keeping control of the U.S. Senate, Sen. Marco Rubio might ride to their rescue if he decides to reverse field and seek re-election,” says Peter Brown, the Quinnipiac poll’s assistant director, in a statement. “If Rubio’s last-minute decision is to seek re-election, he could be in the driver’s seat.” In a long-winded letter on his new reelection website titled “Why I’m Running,” Rubio says that while the Senate can be a frustrating place, it’s also a place where great policy advances can be made. “In politics, admitting you’ve changed your mind is not something most people like to do,” he says. “I understand my opponents will try to use this decision to score political points against me. Have at it. Because I have never claimed to be perfect, or to have all the answers.” Rubio says no matter whom America chooses – Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump – there’s “reason to worry.” Rubio contends a Republican-controlled Senate could curb the excesses of whoever is elected. “With Hillary Clinton, we would have four more years of the same failed economic policies that have left us with a stagnant economy. We would have four more years of the same failed foreign policy that has allowed radical Islam to spread, and terrorists to be released from Guantanamo,” the letter says. “The prospect of a Trump presidency is also worrisome to me. … His positions on many key issues are still unknown. And some of his statements, especially about women and minorities, I find not just offensive but unacceptable. If he is elected, we will need senators willing to encourage him in the right direction, and if necessary, stand up to him. I’ve proven a willingness to do both.” That’s a little strange because up until a hot minute ago, Rubio was supporting Trump, though to his credit, Rubio did say he wouldn’t trust Trump with the nuclear codes. The reaction from the other end of the political spectrum was swift, with Democrats calling him an opportunist who easily abandoned his constituents for a presidential run. In a phone call with reporters, Murphy, the favorite among the Democratic establishment, says he is shocked by the arrogance of Rubio refusing to say whether he will serve the full six-year term or run again for president in 2020. “It’s clear that Marco Rubio has always put his ambition above the people he’s supposed to represent,” Murphy says. “How can Floridians trust someone who continually breaks his word? Rubio has even refused to say that he will serve a full term in the Senate. The families in

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Theater of cruelty Noelle Mason’s art assaults the senses of an Orlando still reeling from the impact of the Pulse shootings BY RICHARD R EEP A N D JESSICA BRYC E YOU N G FLORIDA PRIZE IN CONTEMPORARY ART through Aug. 14 | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | omart.org | $10

ast month, just before the Orlando Museum of Art opened this year’s Florida Prize in Contemporary Art exhibition, they offered local media a preview. As we walked through the galleries the mood was, as is usual at these things, engaged but casual. As we rounded a corner to confront the section devoted to several works by Noelle Mason, the tone changed abruptly. We’d been laughing at Anthea Behm’s witty video piece, a mashup of Theodor Adorno’s Aesthetic Theory and John Hughes’ Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, when we encountered Mason’s massive installation “Love Letters/White Flag: The Book of God.” Almost all of us went still, to varying degrees, as one by one we realized what we were looking at: two walls covered from knee-height to well overhead with embroidered reproductions of pages from Columbine killer Eric Harris’ journal. Dozens of lacy vintage handkerchiefs were painstakingly hand-stitched with replicas of the notes, diagrams and newspaper clippings Harris collected in his journal. (PDFs from the journal are widely available online after the Colorado Supreme Court ruled them public under the Colorado Open Records and Criminal Justice Records Act.) Some of it is banal – lists of girls’ names or the meandering beginnings of homework assignments – and some of it is blood-chilling: a diagram of the library with exits marked; a school report on gun violence jointly researched and submitted by Harris and Dylan Klebold. The parents in the group were most disturbed. The installation clearly stirred the fear of school shootings shared by anyone who sends their kids off into someone else’s supervision every day. But none of us could 12

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ABOVE: “NOTHING MUCH HAPPENED TODAY (FOR ERIC AND DYLAN)” BY NOELLE MASON, 2009 COTTON CROSS-STITCH LEFT: “LOVE LETTERS/WHITE FLAG: THE BOOK OF GOD (DETAIL)” BY NOELLE MASON, 2009-2016 HAND-EMBROIDERED WHITE HANDKERCHIEF

OPPOSITE, TOP: “LOVE LETTERS/WHITE FLAG: THE BOOK OF GOD” BY NOELLE MASON, 2009-2016 HAND-EMBROIDERED WHITE HANDKERCHIEFS “THROUGH A GLASS, DARKLY (SPRING CLEANING)” BY NOELLE MASON, 2016 BORAX, COMBO DESK, COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK, NO. 2 PENCIL OPPOSITE, BOTTOM LEFT AND RIGHT: “LOVE LETTERS/WHITE FLAG: THE BOOK OF GOD (DETAIL)” BY NOELLE MASON, 2009-2016 HAND-EMBROIDERED WHITE HANDKERCHIEFS

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know then how close to home the piece would hit just a few weeks later, as the Pulse nightclub shootings shredded the whole city’s sense of security. Looking at it now seems almost unbearable. “The events of the past week were tragic beyond belief for many reasons,” Mason said to Orlando Weekly in an interview just after the Orlando shootings. “Our culture of violence and fear is intensifying every year.” Among Mason’s many pieces installed in the Florida Prize show, there’s another representation of the Columbine incident: a cross-stitched cotton tapestry of a surveillance camera image of Klebold and Harris in the school library. The stitching faithfully captures the graininess, warped color and moiré effect, artifacts of a blown-up video still, each little X standing in for an individual pixel. When told that her works are disturbing, Mason counters, “I’m glad that the works are disturbing. Contemporary art should be uncomfortable; it should challenge the way we look at the world.” She goes on to note that our culture of violence is so much the status quo that a big shakeup must challenge this world. “It shouldn’t always be a comfortable process to make or view art,” Mason declares, adding that the artist’s job “is to push culture in a way that has the potential to change the status quo.” Mason’s body of work examines how mediation like TV screens or newsprint affects our response to tragic events. From the Rodney King beating to Columbine to al-Qaida beheading videos, Mason extracts images of violence – many caught on surveillance tapes, an obsession of hers – and forces us to interact with this information in a new way. It’s still interpolated, but the unexpected form (embroidery, tapestry) refreshes the horror. It might be reductionist to draw a perfectly straight line from her childhood to this work, but Mason’s father was a SWAT sniper on the team sent in to confront gunman James Huberty in the 1984 San Ysidro shooting that killed 21, and Mason has spoken of wanting to confront this experience directly at some point. “We must address the polarizing, anti-democratic and broken political state, the media’s attitude, and violence as a public health issue. There is so much work we have to do as a culture,” she says. Mason’s projects tend to have long timelines, in order to modulate the emotional range she goes through when meditating on the people behind the violence, and she hopes the viewer goes through a similar process: “When you have to sit with a sensational image in a quiet space like a museum, it changes that image.” Allowing the viewer to think, instead of being barked at by a TV reporter, might bring more people to understand contemporary violence, and perhaps even converge upon a solution. arts@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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New rides Skull Island: Reign of Kong and Frozen Ever After confound the conventional wisdom on Universal and Disney

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According to theme park internet

forums, there are some inviolate assumptions about the differences between Walt Disney World and Universal Orlando: Disney builds attractions around evergreen intellectual properties, while Universal licenses pop-culture flashes-in-the-pan. Universal rips out their old favorites instead of expanding, but Disney preserves their parks’ history. Disney designs dimensional sets and old-fashioned animatronics, instead of using video projections like Universal. Universal’s new rides always break down, but Disney tests everything extensively before opening. Then along come a couple of brand-new rides – Islands of Adventure’s Skull Island: Reign of Kong and Epcot’s Frozen Ever After – that completely confound the conventional wisdom about Orlando’s competing colossi and their relative strengths. At press time, no formal opening ceremony has been held for either attraction, and media events canceled in the wake of the Pulse shooting haven’t yet been rescheduled. Universal started “technical rehearsal” previews of Skull Island several weeks ago but hasn’t announced an official opening date. Frozen Ever After flung open its doors on June 21 without fanfare or a soft opening, and the results weren’t pretty. So take my analysis with a grain of salt, since some attraction elements may still be works in progress, and not as a guarantee you’ll get to ride if going to the parks today. For longtime Universal Studios Florida fans, the return of the King is kind of a big deal. For more than a decade, the 800-pound gorilla in the room has been the absence of the park’s iconic ape, who was evicted from his opening day Kongfrontation attraction

Skull Island: Reign of Kong by the Revenge of the Mummy roller coaster in 2002. Fans have been agitating for his return ever since, and rumors of Kong’s comeback heated up a few years ago after the 360-degree 3-D replacement for Universal Studios Hollywood’s incinerated robotic Kong proved a king-sized hit. Kong may be back, but he’s not your mom’s monstrous monkey. Unlike the New York-based original, the new Skull Island: Reign of Kong ride is located in the other Universal park, tucked between IOA’s Jurassic Park and Toon Lagoon, and is aesthetically inspired by Peter Jackson’s 2005 remake (with an even looser link to the upcoming prequel) rather than the 1933 or 1976 films. Instead of an elevated tram, guests board ginormous safari-style trucks helmed by animatronic drivers for an indoor-outdoor expedition through ancient jungle temples teeming with bats, bugs and prehistoric beasts, all brought to life through a seamless blend of physical props and expansive 3-D screens. Skull Island succeeds on many levels, from its stunning stone facade and spooky queue – featuring creepy animatronics, live scareactors and a surfeit of skulls – to the finale’s simian show-stopper, a robotic King Kong bust with fantastically expressive facial features. But despite a substantial six-minute running time, Reign of Kong feels abbreviated and anticlimactic, largely because the central 360-degree 3-D sequence (which recycles animation from the Hollywood version) doesn’t connect with characters from the ride’s first half. Plot holes may be overlooked considering the impressive technology, but flawed storytelling prevents Reign of Kong from reaching its full E-Ticket potential. (There’s also problematic racial imagery involving the “native” characters, but that’s a topic for a whole ’nother column.)

While Universal fans had sky-high expectations for the built-from-scratch Skull Island, many Disney devotees (myself included) weren’t excited for a Frozenthemed overlay of Maelstrom, Epcot’s charmingly incoherent Norwegian boat ride. Of course, those qualms didn’t stop passholders from snatching all available first-day FastPass+ reservations a month in advance, and forming a 300-minute standby queue that literally stretched all the way to China (the pavilion, at least). Cultural cannibalism and queue chaos aside, I couldn’t comprehend how the Imagineers could preserve the old flume track while creating an all-new experience, but I’m happy to admit that Frozen Ever After proved me wrong by elevating an aging C-ticket into a first-rate D-Ticket. Relocating the lavishly decorated queue and boarding dock created room for additional scenes, boosting the ride’s length to nearly five minutes, and apart from a couple of conspicuously blank sections, the new digitally enhanced sets are far more exciting than the old blacklight flats. The semi-sequel story is simple but straightforward, and all your favorite earworm melodies are reprised with rewritten lyrics. Best of all, Frozen Ever After features the most lifelike animatronics I’ve ever seen, with rear-projected faces and fluid limb movements that enter the uncanny valley and very nearly climb back out the other side. I’d ride over and over just to watch Elsa waggle her robotic wrists, and I weep for the world of robotic massage parlors our descendants will inherit. But until they can reduce the wait time to a reasonable length by improving throughput up over 1,000 riders per hour and decreasing the regular outages and evacuations, I’m going to advise you to “let it go” for now. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BY FAIYAZ KARA

Maitland is about to up its restaurant game. In addition to Brandon McGlamery’s restaurant going into the now-gutted SoNapa Grille/Steak & Ale building, the under-construction Maitland City Centre will feature a Mesa 21 (also opening in Ivanhoe Village in October) and a food hall by DoveCote Brasserie chef Clay Miller. The food hall will be anchored by a full-service restaurant by Miller serving New England coastal cuisine. Expect a mid-2018 opening.

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Out of sight, out of mind Committing this Indian restaurant to memory would be a mistake BY FAIYAZ KARA BUTTER CHICKEN INDIAN CUISINE 1341 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park | 321-9728933 | butterchickenfloridastate.com | $$

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ometimes, hidden restaurants need to remain hidden, left to fester deep within the shadows of the unseen and as far away from the unwitting restaurant-going public (and those given to benighted crowd-sourced posts) as possible. “Hope makes a good breakfast,” goes the saying, “but a bad supper.” My preamble is aimed at Butter Chicken, the newish Indian restaurant with hoary soul and listless mien situated in an equally hoary and listless strip of Winter Park. A diamond in the rough this is not, though with a decor whose design cues seemed pilfered from my aunt’s living room in Birmingham, England, circa 1981, I had hopes. No, it’s dour from top to bottom, and the dismal and dispiriting dishes – delivered to us by novice servers blissfully ignorant of Indian cuisine in general – paid even greater homage to the pervading Thatcherian austerity of that time. “Fresh,” “vibrant,” “rich” and “decadent” were not words that sprung to mind when a somber plate of samosa chaat ($6.98) arrived at our table. Crusts on the quartered veg-filled pastries were either chewy or crackling hard, likely because the

samosas were old, or were frozen, or both. Suffocating them with a marauding layer of chickpeas and a heavy-handed goop of yogurt and tamarind sauce in an effort to make them palatable was about the only sign of creativity exhibited by the kitchen. After sampling boneless chunks of chewy, savorless lamb kebab ($9.98) in a lifeless tossing of onions and peppers, our discussion grew animated, but it didn’t take long for us to note the disproportionate decibel level of our voices compared to the odd ambient acoustics. Anything above a whisper was too disruptive; anything less and you’d need to read lips. As aurally uncomfortable as it was, the shard of torn vinyl projecting from the seat and into the back of my thigh proved just as uncomfortable on a more tactile level. And it’s not like any semblance of comfort was offered in the tepid bowl of aloo bodi soup ($4.98) either, its bland tomatoey broth teeming with a disintegration of potatoes, black-eyed peas and bamboo shoots. The Nepalese staple might reflect the heritage of the father-and-son tandem running the place, but in no way does it reflect anything else. On ordering tandoor-grilled xacuti chicken ($14.98), the server’s “Are you sure you want it Indian hot?” retort had us believing the dish would be served on the unfurled tongue of a fire-breathing serpent

beast summoned from the fiery depths of the Underworld. Sadly, the Goan specialty was mild enough to serve to a Norwegian toddler. Another dish that caught our eye – “mint grilled chicken” ($13.98) – was ultimately passed on, as the menu described it as “deep-fried patties stuffed with fresh ground lamb.” Truth. Then, the vaunted butter chicken ($13.98). I’ll just say this: Never before have I tasted butter chicken simultaneously too salty and too sweet. Side note: When paratha ($3.98) was ordered for dipping purposes, the server’s response was, “Paratha? Is that a vegetable?” Maybe the bread wouldn’t have had such a cardboardy texture if it were. And it’s not like the owner was any better. At one point, he came by to say we should hurry up, as our entrées were ready. Normally I’d take offense, but in this case, we readily obliged. The quicker we got through this meal, the better it’d be for everybody. Ordering dessert seemed pointless, so we asked for chai ($3.10) instead. “Chai? I’m not sure if we have that,” said the server. Why would you? I thought. You’re only an Indian restaurant, after all. When it arrived, my dining comrade remarked, “Tastes like dishwater.” Dishwater! Now that’s really harsh.

OPENINGS Miller’s other restaurant, DoveCote Brasserie, will open on the ground floor of the Bank of America building on July 11 … 1921 by Norman Van Aken will open at the end of July. I got a sneak peek and it’s going to be a stunner … Kimchi Korean Restaurant will open its second location on Michigan Street next to Hungry Howie’s … Jimotti’s Restaurant, by former Morimoto Asia head sushi chef Junichi Takazoe, has opened in Sanford … Look for the Taste of the Yucatan on State Road 436 north of Curry Ford Road … Another Zoes Kitchen will open soon in the Market at Southside on South Orange Avenue and Michigan Street … Mesa21 will open its first location of the planned three in Clermont on July 13 … Pizza Bruno, by chef Bruno Zacchini of Third Wave in New Smyrna Beach, is in soft open on Curry Ford Road near Conway. CLOSINGS Garden Café, the long-standing vegetarian Chinese restaurant on Colonial Drive, has closed … The Elephant Bar near the Mall at Millenia has closed. EVENTS Chefs Kevin Fonzo and Jamie McFadden stage a benefit barbecue July 10 in support of the GLBT Community Center of Central Florida. Chefs taking part in Food & Wine Unite Orlando include the Rusty Spoon, the Boathouse, 1921 by Norman Van Aken, Spanish River Grill, Swine & Sons, chef Tim Keating, Gezellig Cookies, Quantum Leap Winery, the Courtesy Bar and many more … The next installment of the Coop’s Chef Series is June 29, with James Petrakis making “campfire monkfish wrapped in country ham” and John Rivers making “brisket and grits.” The event is free … Chef Bernard Carmouche and Stag’s Leap Winery present a five-course paired dinner featuring local seafood, meat and produce Thursday, June 30, at Two Chefs Seafood Oyster Bar. Cost is $95 … Ten10 Brewery celebrates the Fourth early – July 3 from 11:30 a.m. to 10 p.m. – with craft beer, hot dogs and donuts. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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Welcome to our monthly roundup of places to get lunch for less than $10. This month, we place a focus on restaurants south of downtown; some of these businesses have been adversely affected by street closures after the Pulse nightclub shootings. If you’ve got a 10 Under $10 suggestion, send it to jyoung@orlandoweekly.com.

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Numero Uno Restaurant

1621 S. Orange Ave., 407-426-8922, brickandfire.com

2499 S. Orange Ave., 407-841-3840, numerounocubanrestaurant.com

An 8-inch personal pizza is $5.95, and toppings are $1 each, so add three or four (we like gyro meat, olives and spinach) and stay under your 10-buck limit.

Lunch specials (available weekdays between 11 a.m. and 3 p.m.) at this longtime Cuban favorite range from $7 to $8 for dishes like picadillo, papas rellenos and higao salteado.

Carol’s Place 3421 S. Orange Ave., 407-251-8860

Oley’s Kitchen & BBQ

Do breakfast for lunch at this homey diner, or choose traditional weekday lunch specials like meatloaf, pot roast, hot openfaced turkey and more. But get there early; they close at 2 p.m.

2700 Rio Grande Ave., 407-422-7288, oleyskitchen.com

Jerk chicken salad ($7.99)? It’s Caribbean health food.

The Smoothie Room Chai Thai Cuisine 2447 S. Orange Ave., 407-841-8981, chaithaicuisine.letseat.at

25 W. Crystal Lake St., 407-250-4894, thesmoothieroom.com

A warm, nourishing bowl of tom kha gai soup, rich with coconut milk and brimming with chicken, mushrooms and herbs, is just $4.95.

The 20-ounce Butter Face smoothie is $6.99 worth of healthy in the form of almond milk, blueberries, banana, granola and peanut butter. Pro tip: Add turmeric for an extra $1; worth it.

Italian House

Sugar Divas Cakery

1400 S. Crystal Lake Drive, 407-895-0505, italianhouserestaurant.com

25 W. Crystal Lake St., 407-745-5594, sugardivascakery.com

What could be more comforting than oven-baked, mozzarella-topped eggplant parmigiana? Their lunch portion is $8.95, and you’ll have leftovers.

Or just eat cake for lunch: Regular cupcakes are $2.95 apiece at this SoDo bakery.

Vanbarry’s Public House Julie’s Waterfront 4201 S. Orange Ave., 407-240-2557

4120 S. Orange Ave., 407-704-8881, orlandopublichouses.com

Treat yourself to a plate of conch fritters ($6.99) and a beer, sit by the lake and try to forget you have to go back to work at some point.

We can’t think of a better way to celebrate Friday lunch than Vanbarry’s Dizzy Pig burger ($9.40), adorned with bacon, Swiss cheese and sautéed mushrooms.

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The Peppy Bistro International fare awaits the College Park restaurant-goer cool enough to step into this friendly bistro standing where one of the city’s better Mexican restaurants once stood. Mexican dishes comprise but a small part of a menu dominated by Italian and Spanish classics – a fat meatball fashioned from ground beef and short rib; a seafood paella we can’t wholly recommend on account of encountering some broken mussel shells; and lamb chops over couscous. College Park imbibers have been heard to rave about Peppy Bistro’s happy hour. Closed Sundays. 2611 Edgewater Drive, 407-420-1155; $$$

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Verde Cantina Thornton Park spot promises more than Tex-Mex, but fails to deliver. A pedestrian tilapia ceviche hardly qualifies as “Mexican soul food” and neither does an oversalted burger fashioned from beef and chorizo. The chunky guac might please, so long as fresh tomatoes are used, but one thing is certain – your tacos will quickly disintegrate into a fattoush of mush. Roasted Mexican corn, a smoky chipotle-ghost pepper salsa and seasoned tortilla chips are delicious saving graces. Open daily. 8 N. Summerlin Ave., 407-930-8160; $$

Zora Grille Kebabs done in the Persian style are the real draw to this Iranian eatery. While spices and seasonings need tinkering, the meats are splendidly succulent. Saffron-fragrant rice is an essential accompaniment to kebabs and heady stews like the khoresht gheymeh – yellow lentils, Angus chuck, diced potatoes and dried lime. Another essential component of the meal: Persian tea served with dates. Closed Mondays. 1370 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs, 407-636-9969; $$

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Daya, the off-Park Avenue plant-based resto, plays down usage of the word “vegan.” Whatever the label, dishes like cauliflower tempura with sweet chili and a burger fashioned from a spiced patty of hearts of palm are irresistible. The Southwestern salad bowl and the jumbo shells filled with garlicherb tofu and cashew ricotta are gratifyingly filling. No lunch service, but brunch 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays. 155 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-9461; $$$ n

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ON SCREENS IN ORLANDO BY STEVE SCH N EI D ER

OPENING THIS WEEK Hunt for the Wilderpeople On the heels of a showing at Sundance – and, far more prestigiously, the Florida Film Festival – comes this story of a 13-year-old in New Zealand who takes it on the lam rather than get shuttled to yet another foster home. Director Taika Waititi made the acclaimed vampire comedy What We Do in the Shadows and will next pit the God of Thunder against the Hulk in the third Thor picture – so honestly, there’s no telling what that Kiwi kid might encounter on his journey. Not to mention that his foster uncle, who accompanies him on said flight, is played by Sam Neill – whom some of us will never be able to think of as anything but the son of Satan. Have fun out there, fellas! (PG-13)

The Legend of Tarzan Good old Tarzan: You just can’t keep him down. But boy, does Hollywood keep trying. From Bo Derek deepthroating a banana to Andie MacDowell acting as a ventriloquist dummy for Glenn Close, there’ve been more ignominious moments attached to Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Lord of the Apes than to almost any iconic adventure character. In a few weeks, we’ll know if any specific element deep-sixed this latest iteration of the vine-swinging franchise, which is already tracking poorly as the critical holiday weekend looms. Maybe the character has just finally outlived his relevance. That’s what happened to the Lone Ranger, right? Oh, wait – Johnny Depp with a dead bird on his head. (PG-13) The Purge: Election Year I’ve always been a big supporter of cheapo shock flicks that purport to make a statement about social justice. Sure, they’re usually clumsy, on-the-nose and exploitative of the very

violence they claim to condemn. But nobody’s perfect, right? Given those realistic parameters, the first Purge picture knocked at least one of my socks off; any movie that ends with the line “This country has taken everything from me” has an intrinsic appeal to my inner John Carpenter. So I guess I should be championing this third installment, in which a lady senator who’s also the front-runner for the U.S. presidency tries to shut down the annual Purge, only to get caught up in it. Delightfully timely, right? Well, more in concept than in tone, given that Pulse has drained a lot of us of our appetite for recreational violence, even when it’s ostensibly in the service of pop-political satire. I’m actually kind of surprised that the release of this film wasn’t at least postponed a few weeks. Then again, not even the revelation that a Cincinnati man had cited the series as his inspiration for killing two people got the studio to blink. So full speed ahead, I guess – just consider this your trigger warning. (R)

ALSO PLAYING The Call-Up An elite cadre of gamers has to battle for their lives within a virtual-reality environment erected by a sinister corporation. British-made and dropped in a few U.S. theaters without so much as a how-do-you-do … unless you count every movie made in the ’90s as a teaser. (NR)

The Music of Strangers Morgan Neville, director of the acclaimed documentaries 20 Feet From Stardom and The Best of Enemies, follows a tour by the Silk Road Ensemble, an eclectic group of musicians brought together by cellist Yo-Yo Ma. OK, Cosmo Kramer: This is your trigger warning. (PG-13)

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FILM LISTINGS Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory Treat yourself to specially produced commentary from Turner Classic Movies host Ben Mankiewicz that will serve as your golden ticket to learn more about this magical and scrumdiddlyumptious film. Wednesday, 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. Bad Movie Club Dig into the depths of the film archives to find the worst movies ever made. Laugh at failed acting, tacky special effects, cheesy dialogue and choppy editing. Wednesday, 6:45 pm; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Dirty Dancing Enjoy $10 flights of wine paired with gourmet popcorn and find out if anyone puts Baby in a corner. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; The Swirlery, 1508 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-270-6300; swirlery.com. The BFG

The biggest loser For a movie about giants and the expansive power of dreams, The BFG feels rather small BY MARYANN JOHA N SON

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e movie fans must be forgiven for supposing that an adaptation of Roald Dahl’s beloved book The BFG by screenwriter Melissa Mathison and director Steven Spielberg – their first collaboration since 1982’s E.T. – would be cause for celebration. Here is another story about a lonely child who befriends a mysterious creature and has an adventure that changes her life for the better … and yet my only sense of wonder came from wondering where master cinematic fantasist Spielberg has disappeared to. For a movie about giants and the expansive power of dreams, The BFG feels rather small. Oh, there are most certainly giants, and they most certainly roam a sweeping landscape. And there are certainly dreams, and they certainly inspire some very important people to some very impressive action. But for far too long up on that screen, not much actually happens. And there’s never much that hits you in the gut or the heart like E.T. did. Much of the failure of BFG to connect emotionally is down to its too-passive protagonist. Young star Ruby Barnhill is

bursting with personality, but her Sophie, a 10-year-old orphan, isn’t allowed by the plot to actually do much of anything for a solid hour or more of the movie. She is literally dragged kicking and screaming into the plot. She will later befriend the giant who scoops her out of her London orphanage and carries her away to the distant land of giants, but Sophie is a mystery both as a character in her own right and, in a more meta sense, as someone worthy of having a story constructed around her. We know that Sophie is a prematurely grown-up insomniac who wanders her orphanage at night tidying up after her irresponsible adult caretakers, but we have no idea what she might prefer her life to be like beyond the unspoken obvious (such as, perhaps, not living in an orphanage with people who don’t love her). Just a tiny thing like Sophie actively joining the giant on his adventures rather than being kidnapped by him would have gone a long way toward making Sophie a participant in her own story rather than a hanger-on. The too much that doesn’t actually happen for the first half of The BFG is Sophie getting a tour around the gigantic home of the BFG (Mark Rylance, motion-captured and CGI’ed), learning about his work – he gathers dreams from children, which is why he skulks around city orphanages – and discovering that he is bullied by the other giants. Some of this is momentarily lovely, as

Fetish Friday Movie: Belle du Jour A frigid young housewife decides to spend her afterwhen the BFG explains to Sophie about how noons as a prostitute. Friday, 8 pm; Carmine Boutique, 2708 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $10. he hears the “secret whisperings” of stars, trees and bugs, and some of it is wonderfully Friday Film Series: Spanglish Adam silly-gross, as with the disgusting veggie Sandler plays a chef who develops an called a “snozzcumber” that the BFG intimate friendship with his children’s nanny. Friday, 2 pm; Maitland Public Library, subsists on. But though Rylance brings his usual 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407marvelously understated elegance to the 647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. BFG, the green-screen seams between the Hunt for the Wilderpeople New film from CGI and the live action are often obvious, a New Zealand’s Taika Waititi about a troubled shocking problem for the likes of Spielberg, boy and a cantankerous old man who must who has long been a pioneer of beautifully team up to avoid a manhunt. Opens Friday; realistic fantasy FX. Worse is the fact that Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., this is a long, directionless tour of a fantasy Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. world: It’s spectacle, not story. Dahl’s Love & Friendship Comedy of manners wordplay is certainly witty, and the BFG’s based on an unpublished early novella by world is cleverly imagined, but that’s icing, Jane Austen. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; not cake. When the cake arrives at last, finally, $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. it involves a turn into what feels like a Memories of a Penitent Heart Benefit different sort of movie altogether – a twist screening of a documentary about from contemplative fantasy meandering Latino artists in the early days of the into something more action-oriented. (I AIDS epidemic. Sunday, noon; Enzian won’t spoil it for those who have not read Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; the book, but it’s in this second half of the $10; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. film that Spielberg deploys some imagery Raiders! The Story of the Greatest Fan that is far more like something reused from Film Ever Made In 1982, three 11-yearhis Jurassic Park than it is akin to E.T.) olds decided to do the impossible: a There is momentary amusement in this, shot-for-shot remake of Raiders of the too, but it feels at odds with the earlier Lost Ark. Through Thursday; Enzian more reflective tone. It also forces the loss Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; of the charming sense of timelessness that $11-$25; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. characterizes the beginning of the movie, Jaws When a gigantic great white shark bewhich could be taking place almost anytime gins to menace a small island community, a in the early half of the 20th century but police chief, a marine scientist and a grizzled then gets firmly rooted in the early 1980s fisherman set out to stop it. Saturday, (when Dahl wrote the book). Perhaps most noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., disconcerting of all, by the end of the film, Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. the Wizard of Oz-esque it-was-all-a-dream Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Boys feeling that had been percolating has also Don’t Cry Film about the murder of been dismissed … yet Spielberg has yet to trans man Brandon Teena. All proceeds convince us of the fantastical reality of what donated to the GLBT Center of Central we’ve seen. Florida. Sunday, noon; Will’s Pub, 1042 film@orlandoweekly.com N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12; willspub.org. orlandoweekly.com

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Justin Bieber is at a pivotal moment in his career. Can he make the transition? BY HARRY HILLARD MORALL III JUSTIN BIEBER PURPOSE WORLD TOUR with Post Malone, Moxie Raia 7:30 p.m. Thursday, June 30 | Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. | 407-440-7000 | amwaycenter.com | $48-$113

t a mere 22 years old, Justin Bieber has become a force of nature beyond his own control. A ubiquitous figure like Bieber commands so many differing perspectives that it causes a journalistic dilemma; the ways one could attempt to examine his place in the cultural zeitgeist are innumerable. It wouldn’t feel right to simply write a by-the-numbers, song-titlesand-chart-positions profile. And if you analyze

him in a vacuum, that assessment will only hold true temporarily – how can you accurately write about who someone is if that person doesn’t even know who he is? The last thing I would want to do is portray Justin as something he’s not. He deals with that enough as it is. From the onset, Purpose (Bieber’s fourth studio album, released November 2015) isn’t too ground-breaking from a pop point of view. It’s solid, catchy, effective and easily consumable. That’s everything you want pop to be. But underneath that fine-tuned 2016 aesthetic lies an artist trying to find his niche. The album’s production (Diplo, Skrillex, Axident, Soundz and Ian Kirkpatrick are just a few of the heavy hitters

with producer credits on Purpose) is an amalgamation of all the popular sounds of today, thrown in a stew and synthesized into pop casserole. The efficiency with which producers at the top of the game are able to encapsulate and emulate an artist while simultaneously keeping the work distinctive is astonishing. It’s a machine worthy of respect. But underneath that top layer of sheen lies an artist – a person – trying to find which lane works best for him. Songs on Purpose are played safe, not taken to their full progression, almost like rough drafts: Throw ideas into the sea and see what floats. But even in the core of a machine, there’s a human being that must be the face and soul of it. The heart of a record cannot be automated. That’s still something that comes from within the centerpiece, and Bieber has found a way to express that in a way that’s digestible to millions. Our friend Justin has had a rough few years. Bar fights, arrests for drag racing, drinking Henny straight from the bottle at Rae Sremmurd shows (for those not in the know: Taking your Henny straight from the bottle in the club is the ultimate “I’m a man now, mama” move). Now, none of these things are truly out of the ordinary for someone his age, but because of his … unique position in pop culture, a magnifying glass is put on his every move. To his detriment, and to ours. A growing teen budding his wings under the harsh Hollywood lights? That pressure has crumbled many, and will continue to do so as long as the industry of celebrity voyeurism is a major player in the game. (Just ask Britney.) Bieber is a vestige of a foregone era. Bieber would have been much better off fronting some Y2K-era boyband, in oversized denim overalls and frosted tips, in a time when images were created (and meticulously protected) by professionals. The weight of being real was lifted. A pop star could put himself on voicemail. The original Justin (Timberlake) (aka the inspiration behind a lot of readers’ frosted-tip phases) had a similar career path to Bieber, yet was somehow able to navigate his way through puberty in public fairly unscathed (with the exception of a certain hideous denim suit). Timberlake was never caught passed out with hookers in Brazil, or pissing into a janitor’s mop bucket while dead drunk. Maybe Timberlake was just a choir boy. Maybe he was a young Keith Richards. We’ll never know. The reality of pop music in 2016 is orlandoweekly.com

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that it is now basically impossible to maintain any sort of persona that is not at least somewhat based on who you actually are. Eventually any constructed facade will fall. (Just ask Iggy Azalea.) You can’t just sell whatever image you want without people crosschecking its authenticity anymore. That’s what happens when every person on earth has the wealth of all human knowledge at their fingertips; people start checking the receipts. Once upon a time, any emotional outbursts or range outside that of a QVC pitchman mildly excited about a blender were covered up or downplayed. But in the age of social media, when people have instant and constant access to every aspect of your life, the piety and perfection that were once en vogue among celebrities no longer exist. In the new pop-star paradigm, sharing personal feelings and exposing your vulnerabilities on the national stage is practically a requirement. No longer are pop stars shuffled away behind closed doors into rehab centers and mental health facilities under the guise of “fatigue” (at least, not convincingly), but that honesty also erases any vestige of privacy. The modern pop star must have some balance of humanity. If they’re cold, corporate plastics, they won’t be able to make meaningful human connections with fans. The pop stars that seem to exist in the highest echelon of longevity and relevancy seem to be the ones that break out of the PR mold in spectacular fashion, the ones that break the rules: Frown when told to smile. Speak when told to be quiet. Get crazier when told to tone it down. There are numerous ways to achieve this – the options are limitless – but the overall goal is to destroy your adolescent image while simultaneously creating a new adult persona, so your career can continue on an upward trend. Sometimes you gotta get wasted and drag race down South Beach at 3 a.m. if you don’t want to end up in the bargain bin. Sometimes you gotta buy a monkey, and abandon it, just to keep your name ringing out. Every mistake, every vulnerability, every fear, every want, hope or need, is public record. Think of a reality in which every stupid thing you did when you were 19 has its own Wikipedia page. That is not a reality many, if any, of us can imagine dealing with. In the glare of the lights, how’s Bieber supposed to actually find his purpose? We’ll let him try to answer that on Thursday night. music@orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Mea Culpa Though the humid environs of New Orleans might not seem the most obvious birthing ground for dark postpunk, you’ll be reaching for your trenchcoat and Camus paperback in no time. 9 p.m. Wednesday, June 29, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Mantra Love This Texas trio is basically the equivalent of human reverb, and if you know me at all, you know that’s a very good thing. Eldritch psych. 9 p.m. Thursday, June 30, at Will’s Pub, $5

Kool Keith Hip-hop iconoclast embraces total creative freedom with the fervor of an Aleister Crowley; he’s done it all, he’s on a whole other plane than us mere mortals. 9 p.m. Friday, July 1, at Will’s Pub, $16-$20

Warped Tour ’Tis the season! Now into its second decade, this traveling lifestyle brand boasts a lineup ranging from Atreyu to Less Than Jake to Waka Flocka Flame. 11 a.m. Saturday, July 2, at Tinker Field, $40

The Doubleclicks The deceptively whimsical anti-folk duo fills their songs with references to the detritus of hypermodern life, with a biting streak of black humor. They’re gonna be a cult favorite for anti-social noise bands in the future. 5 p.m. Sunday, July 3, at the Geek Easy, $5-$10

I-4 Fest Eleven years and counting! Twenty-six local bands and a buncha local art vendors is maybe, just maybe, a better way to spend the day than sweltering away at a theme park and/or lake front just to see the same fireworks as last year. 12 p.m. Monday, July 4, at Austin’s Coffee, $7

Culture Club As if perfectly frozen in amber, there is absolutely no issue to be found with the inherent quality of a Culture Club performance circa 2016, any more than circa 1986. 8 p.m. Tuesday, July 5, at Hard Rock Live, $55.50-$126

Prime evil Rejuvenated British metal pioneers hit the road for an intimate club tour BY MATTHEW MOYER VENOM INC. with Necrophagia, Sunlord, Key, Arakara, Thicket 7 p.m. Friday, July 1 | The Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park | 407-673-2712 | thehavenrocks.com | $17-$20

t’s early in the morning and Mantas, founding member and guitarist of legendary British metal lords Venom Inc., is in a Wal-Mart parking lot matter-offactly shattering a cherished metal myth while on the phone with Orlando Weekly. He’s talking about the genesis of the occult anthem “Black Metal,” a song that inspired several generations of metal musicians to kick up an unholy racket in service to the Dark Lord. “I wrote that while I was taking a dump on the toilet,” he deadpans. “That is the absolute truth. Some people take a magazine into the toilet, I took a guitar in, and ‘Black Metal’ was born!” Heavy. This is Venom Inc. – or just Venom, depending on whom you ask – circa 2016. Dispensing with myth and mystique, hitting the road on a sweaty club tour with a set heavy on thrashy classics, stripped lean of any fat or pageantry. Just to back-

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track briefly, Venom (pre-Inc.) burst out of the U.K. metal scene in 1981 with a raw, noisy sound that owed as much to the punk spirit as it did to Priest (Judas, that is), and then upped the ante with overt Satanic imagery that made even Sabbath seem tame, with baphomets festooned over everything. Venom delivered beyond mere shock, though, with songs like “Black Metal,” “Countess Bathory” and “In League With Satan” still sounding fresh and underground many decades later. Fast-forward through the intervening years and the usual infighting that happens in bands of any stripe, and Venom has split into two. Mercurial frontman Cronos fronts a “Venom,” but the rest of the classic trio – guitarist-songwriter Mantas and drummer Abaddon – reconvened about a year ago as Venom Inc. with the addition of bassist-vocalist Tony “Demolition Man” Dolan. Dolan is the Dio to Venom’s Black Sabbath (forgive the tortured metaphor), a dynamo of a frontman who fronted the band during a brief spell at the dawn of the ’90s for a few solid albums, including Prime Evil and Temples of Ice. And now they’re on

a never-ending tour – China, Japan, South America, the U.S. – and are playing any club that dares book them. “It’s about paying dues again,” enthuses the motivational-speaker-level affable Dolan. “Venom never did extensive touring. It’s very easy just to do festivals, where everything is provided for you. And you’re in danger of becoming a cabaret. But I thought it was very important that we go back to a grass-roots level and get as close to the fans as we could.” And though one never thinks of cult bands being conscious crowd-pleasers, Mantas stressed that they kept the setlist selections very simple: “Everybody wants to hear the classics, it’s as simple as that.” No jazz odyssey, is basically what he’s saying. Beyond any sort of veneer of cool or whatever, both Dolan and Mantas seem genuinely humbled by the response they’re getting back from audiences. Dolan speaks admiringly of a recent interaction: “The other night we were in Bellingham and an older man with a big white beard and white hair came up and said, ‘Man, I could have cried through your whole set, I’ve waited 30 years to see that.’” Even Mantas is at a temporary loss for words: “I was just a young kid from Newcastle, I wrote some songs and … fucking hell. The stars aligned, right time, right place and that was it. I’m in my 60s now and I feel more energized than ever. It’s incredible.” music@orlandoweekly.com

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karaoke at the local bar. It has a little bit of everything.” – Vanessa Brewster (Wet Nurse)

Alexandra Sarton

Terri Binion

Solidarity and support in the local music community after the Pulse shooting BY TIERNEY TOUGH “There’s a lot to love about our community in general, its diversity and its loyalty, its commitment and generosity. I see as I travel that Orlando does not lack in creativity. The talent pool is vast and often times our food, wine, art and music scenes come together for a cause or a celebration and that’s when you really feel Orlando at its best.” – Terri Binion (singer-songwriter)

rlando has always been misunderstood. We’re known for our boy bands and middle-aged subpar rockers, theme parks, selfie sticks and outrageous news stories. But what outsiders aren’t aware of are things like a vibrant punk scene, an exceptional and growing number of business owners, and an overly supportive community with so much crossover that never fails to come together. Especially in times of need.

“The size of Orlando as a city has helped develop a large enough scene to allow for diversity, growth and experimentation yet small enough for creatives to navigate easily. The amazing spirit and attitude of the people here allows for a tight-knit music and arts scene which, unlike other cities, is largely supportive rather than competitive and an incredible incubator across the board creatively.” – Jessica Pawli (music booker and event producer)

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than I’d like to admit, I’ve been fortunate enough to have a front-row seat to the rich and unquestioning cultural atmosphere that this town has to offer. I’ve played, booked, and seen some of my favorite shows at the Plaza Live, and even sold merch in the same exact spot where Christina Grimmie tragically lost her life. As a teen, I drooled over the show calendar at Dante’s (the venue that would later become Pulse), but was too young to go to any of them. Friends of mine and I have frequented places like Southern Nights and Hamburger Mary’s; we shot part of a music video at the Parliament House while dancing with some of O-Town’s biggest names in drag. Some of our best local bands and college radio DJs are members of the LGBTQ community, and have turned us all on to some truly great new music. “Orlando is a very DIY-minded scene where everyone supports what you do and wants to help you do it. It’s like kids in hardcore bands will get excited by their friends’ pop bands at a local show, run down the street to a buddy’s pop up avant-garde art show and then finish the night singing

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“I’ve been putting events together in Orlando for 20 years. I’ve seen this community come together for itself and even strangers before. The amount of people trying to help/make it better is mind-blowing. It’s really hard to grasp on to just one or two things.” – Will Walker (Will’s Pub)

Several compilations have been put together to help boost the cause nationally. Local promoters SRB Productions’

In a sad coincidence, Alexandra Sarton (Solillaquists of Sound) debuted her beautiful new song “Pulse” at Chakra Khan’s release show – on the very same night of the Pulse shooting; and she is generously offering it for free on Soundcloud. Concerts, dance parties, and a ton of other benefits have been set up all across town for what seems like every day over the next few weeks. There’s so much happening that it’s become overwhelming … in a good way. We are a community who is strong and supportive and always has been. We’re unfazed by who you are and will continue to be. That’s the Orlando that I know. music@orlandoweekly.com

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Close harmony

“Some cities could be genres in themselves. New York has a ‘thing.’ Chicago has a ‘thing.’ Los Angeles has a ‘thing.’ Orlando’s ‘thing’ is so ambiguous, amoebic, and expansive, that I’m not sure it could really be defined, and that is what’s wonderful about it. There’s such a diverse amount of style in this city that the community is constantly inspired and always evolving. As a growing artist, Orlando’s a wildly ideal community to be a part of.” – Tanner Jones (You Blew It!)

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We’re lucky to have alternative venues like St. Matthew’s Tavern, the Space Station and Stardust Video & Coffee, which the LGBTQ music community has gravitated toward as safe spaces to hang and perform. And earlier this year, Will’s Pub added a very straightforward sign to their door that reads, “If you are racist, sexist, homophobic, or an asshole, don’t come in.” In addition to the mass turnout of sweethearts at blood banks, funerals and vigils, many members of the music and arts community have also been quick to help. Bands like You Blew It!, Teen Agers and Fortune Howl, along with film events like Uncomfortable Brunch, design gurus AIGA and countless other indie-culture groups, are all donating their efforts through music, apparel, art and screenings with proceeds going to the Center, a safe haven for Orlando’s LGBTQ community.

Forever Beautiful: A Collection of Love for Orlando features 49 tracks contributed by notable indie bands from all over the country (Rozwell Kid, Laura Stevenson, PWR BTTM, just to name a few). It’s pay what you want, with all proceeds going to OneOrlando.

Set and Setting BY B AO L E - H U U

It’s still reverberating on the

street. We’re hurting, but we’re healing. What’s rising, however, is a phoenix that’s even greater than we ever realized we were before. Keep on, Orlando.

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THE BEAT

St. Pete’s Set and Setting have been sonically stunning here the past several years so the idea of seeing them in a uniquely up-close situation like DIY venue the Space Station (June 21) was exciting. But, after experiencing their stentorian force in a pro venue with pro sound, how their signature roar would play in a small personal room like this was a real question. Now I know the answer, and it’s like a military helicopter touching down in your living room. In a mammoth arrangement of two guitarists and two drummers who all attack at maxedout shoegaze volume, they pack a sound that’s supernatural in its immensity, overwhelming any limitations even in a guerrilla venue like this. Set and Setting are one of the best heavy post-rock bands alive. Masters of both mass and craft, they have a more perfectly concise, climactic and tasteful take on the genre than practically anyone right now. This is next-level stuff that is absolutely ripe for prime time. Opening was local duo Freakazoid. Like their name promises, their sound is a completely berserk head-on collision of hardcore and metal. It’s a wild maelstrom of extreme musical forces and outré sensibility. Their furious scribbles definitely won’t do shit for your nerves with all

Set and Setting pack a sound that’s supernatural in its immensity, overwhelming any limitations even in a guerrilla venue like this. the shrieks, angles and speed, but this twosome can push the pulse with some raw, ravaging excitement. Closing was Hivelords, a progressive black-metal band from Philadelphia, one of the current hotbeds of heavy music to which Orlando has lost some of its own musicians and bands. Live, they’re a little less dark and more clarified than on record, but respectably blistering just the same. And, apparently, they have a huge Godfather jones. That’s the only thing to call it when a band has a T-shirt design that’s a total hesher rip of the iconic “puppet master” logo and opens their set with a headbanging version of the movie’s theme song, which is quite possibly the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard at a metal show. Richie Ramone (June 24, Will’s Pub) was an ’80s-era drummer for, duh, the Ramones. Measuring his solo work against one of history’s most seminal and iconic punk bands may seem daunting and impossibly unfair, but he’s the one still running with that commodified band alias. That’s the thing with famous association. It gets people in the door, but then what? With great cachet comes great expectation.

He does have some lead singing and songwriting credits with the Ramones, though nothing that could be called truly classic. Furthermore, there’s only so much currency from being in a legendary band when you’re not one of the original gangsters. In the end, really, your art is on its own. And on that count, meh. He was a Ramone, his band played some Ramones songs, but they’re no Ramones. Their own music is stylistically unremarkable and interesting perhaps only to the fogey contingent of the Warped Tour. Luckily, the local openers packed more pound-for-pound nourishment. Swift Knuckle Solution sounds like one serious martial arts flick but they’re a tight, unified Orlando unit stocked with credentialed veterans. They do melodies but they come fast and hard with ’80s hardcore velocity. It’s a classic style done with total devotion, straight fidelity and some pretty impressive force. On the younger end were pop-punks Abandon the Midwest. My initial introduction to their music was a couple of years ago when a band member handed me a CD at the Florida Music Festival. It struck me as affable but generic, and I promptly shelved it. But since then, it seems they’ve ripened as a group and sharpened their compass. Now their previously cherubic sing-alongs roll with a little more gravel in the throat and hair on the chest, just enough gruffness to imbue their melodic hearts with some guts. Sounds like someone grew up and earned a place at the big kids’ table when I wasn’t looking. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

Friday, July 1

Modern Baseball MUSIC

Modern Baseball has been steadily getting more and more popular this year, so you’ll want to catch them in the City Beautiful before they get huge. These Philadelphia poppunk performers are riding high on the release of Holy Ghost, their critically acclaimed new album. Jake Ewald and Brendan Lukens split up songwriting duties, tackling emotionally charged and personal subjects such as depression, addiction, self-harm and moving past the death of a family member. Buy a ticket and listen to what the newest champions have to throw out. – Harry Sayer with Joyce Manor, Thin Lips | 5:30 p.m. | The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thebeacham.com | $20-$24 Saturday, July 2 Thursday-Sunday, June 30-July 3

Gabriel Iglesias COMEDY

Comedy Central superstar Gabriel Iglesias is gracing Orlando folks with his humorous presence for not just one night, but four nights. Yes, four actual nights of hearing Iglesias’ “Fluffy” jokes live. Four different opportunities for a unique experience with a funnyman known for his highly rated stand-up series and his role in both Magic Mike movies. It isn’t a secret that he’s no Channing Tatum, but listening to Iglesias’ goodhumored, family-friendly comedy should be a nice distraction from the stressful weeks we’ve had here. So don’t be timid. Throw on a Hawaiian shirt and cosplay as a big fan, since it’s a no-brainer that he’ll be wearing one too on this summertime Florida adventure. – Bridgette Norris 8 p.m. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 p.m. Saturday-Sunday | Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive | 407-480-5233 | theimprovorlando.com | $50

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Quintron and Miss Pussycat MUSIC

At the risk of sounding hyperbolic (ah, fuck it), Quintron and Miss Pussycat are true American originals. A near-perfect mix of Suicide, Dr. Frankenstein, Mr. Rogers and Little Richard, this dynamic duo has been consistently electrifying audiences with DIY punk/soul/noise boogie while also creating whole new universes of musical instruments and alternate-reality puppetry for several decades running. All while seemingly never aging. The New Orleans institutions are on the road yet again, on what seems to be their annual swing through swampy Florida. Are they touring behind anything new? It doesn’t really matter. Quintron and Miss Pussycat live is something that can’t be easily quantified in the music biz market – it’s like an old-timey travelling road show: You get a puppet show, some testifyin’, and an hour or so of the most sacrilegious gospel you’ve ever heard, with a dance party to boot. Stacked bill too, with local support from Moon Jelly and Golden Pelicans. – Matthew Moyer with Golden Pelicans, Moon Jelly | 9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $10-$13

Monday, July 4

Watermelon 5K SPORTS

Start off Independence Day with a healthy kick by running the Watermelon 5K. While there may not be many fruits that motivate you enough to run, the promise of ice-cold watermelon after this race might be enough to tempt you. Besides, where else can you join a watermelon-eating contest and meet Florida’s and Alabama’s Watermelon Queens? Proceeds of the race go to the OneOrlando Fund and the Track Shack Foundation. Oh, and registered participants get a free shirt too, which is always nice. – Jarleene Almenas 7 a.m. | Central Park, 251 S. Park Ave., Winter Park | 407-896-1160 | trackshack.com | $27-$30 Monday, July 4

Fireworks at the Fountain EVENTS

Sunday, July 3

Uncomfortable Brunch Presents: Boys Don’t Cry FILM

Though the original selection for this month’s Uncomfortable Brunch, Straw Dogs, was a really smart pick for the Fourth of July weekend, the events at Pulse necessitated a switch. Instead, Uncomfortable Brunch is partnering with the GLBT Community Center to present the 1999 biopic Boys Don’t Cry. The film tells the tale of Brandon Teena, a trans man who was beaten, raped and murdered when his birth sex was discovered by two male acquaintances. And sadly, we still have to deal with that kind of fear and violence 17 years later. Hilary Swank, who plays Brandon, won the Academy Award for Best Actress for the fim, and co-star Chloë Sevigny was nominated for Best Supporting Actress. All of the proceeds from the screening will be donated to the Center, so do your best to sell this screening out. – Thaddeus McCollum

The annual fireworks show at Lake Eola is probably the most popular one in the area, and in the wake of the Pulse shootings, it will feel extra nice to rub elbows with strangers while ooh-ing and aah-ing at the patriotic pyrotechnics. But if the idea of trying to find a parking spot in Lake Eola Heights puts you off, or if Lake Eola is just too far for you to travel, take a look at our fireworks listings starting on page 43. – TM 4 p.m. (fireworks at 9 p.m.) | Lake Eola Park, East Robinson Street and North Rosalind Avenue | cityoforlando.net | free Tuesday, July 5

Aesop Rock MUSIC

After a four-year drought of solo material, rapper Aesop Rock has been downright prolific in 2016. First came the full-length The Impossible Kid in April, an album on which Rock simultaneously handled the lion’s share of the production end and went way deeper into his own psyche lyrically, resulting in what might be his most complete artistic statement yet. But wait, there’s more! At the end of May, Rock flexed his production muscles again, this time helming the stellar Vigilante Genesis EP for Blueprint. And since The Shining taught us that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, Rock recently hit the road on a 38-date tour across the country. Yo La Tengo will not be along for this run as his backing band, but that’s no reason not to see a hip-hop artist still innovating after two decades. – MM

noon | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | uncomfortablebrunch.com | $10-$12 Sunday, July 3

United Forever EVENTS

We would never want to blunder into #toosoon territory, so we say this with all respect to those who are still in deep mourning: Are we ready to have fun again? Orlando Weekly partners with Hamburger Mary’s to present a break in the sadness and a cathartic chance to stand up and remember who we are in Orlando: to dance, laugh, have a drink and sing your heart out with some of the best performers to stalk the stages of Parliament House, Pulse, Hamburger Mary’s and elsewhere. Ginger Minj, Carol Lee, Jeff Jones, Leigh Shannon, Doug Bowser and many more will entertain, and a $30 ticket buys all the ice-cold beer and cocktails you can drink. (There are also $15 tickets available for designated drivers and attendees between 18 and 20 years old.) Eveyone involved – and there are too many fabulous sponsors to list here – is donating their time, property and products, so 100 percent of the proceeds will support Pulse employees and the OneOrlando Fund. We may be wounded, but Orlando is not broken. – Jessica Bryce Young 3-6 p.m. | Cheyenne Saloon, 120 W. Church St. | 407-377-0400 | orlandoweeklytickets.com | $15-$30

with Rob Sonic, DJ Zone | 8 p.m. | The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave. | 407-246-1419 | thesocial.org | $20

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Imperial’s Acoustic Soundcheck With Laine Breeden 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Jon Bellion 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $18-$21; 407-648-8363. Olivia Holt, Ryland 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $18-$20; 407-228-1220. [MUSIC] Warped Tour: 3OH!3 Saturday at Tinker Field

Oriented Music Group Open Jam 10:45 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Pray for Orlando Benefit: Hurricane Charley, Nomadic, Moonmen From Mars, Natalie Claro, Emily Kopp, Tarek Kasmi, Seth Gecko & the Ramblers 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $10; 407-999-2570. Reggae Night with Hor!zen and DJ Red I 10 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Tight Genes, Mea Culpa, Manic & the Depressives, Rad Youth 10 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Torque 17th Anniversary: The Prototypes, Circle K, Collaborator 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$17; 407-246-1419.

Indecent Wednesday 10 pm; Parallel Nightclub, 369 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-977-2997. Jazz Night 9 pm; Natura Coffee & Tea, 12078 Collegiate Way; free; 407-482-5000. Mac and Cheese Wednesday 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-0457. Salsa vs Bachata Wednesdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Werk Wednesday 10 pm; Vain, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 407-835-3590.

OPERA/CLASSICAL

Acoustic Wednesdays 8:30 pm; Rogue Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Douse House Wednesdays 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; free. 32

L’Elisir d’Amore 7 pm; Become enchanted by Anna Netrebko and Matthew Polenzani as they star in Bartlett Sher’s production of one of the greatest comic gems in opera. Multiple locations; $14; 855-4734612; fathomevents.com.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS 5th Thursday Songwriting Series With Beth McKee 8 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-579-0439. The Great Outdoors Jam Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $50$120; 352-383-8393. In This Moment, Hellyeah 7 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $25; 407-351-5483. Justin Bieber 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $47.50$112.50; 800-745-3000. Justin Kangrga 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-739-6948. Leisure Chief 10 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

Oak Hill Drifters, Jackson Rogers, Plane versus Cult, Pickens Ivey 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-270-9104. Steve Aoki, Bebe Rexha, Jump Smokers 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $39.50; 407-934-2583. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Trig, Mayor Black, Dex Carter 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570. Velvet Sessions: Edwin McCain 6:30 pm; Velvet Bar, Hard Rock Hotel at Universal Orlando; $29$50; 407-351-7625.

CLUBS/LOUNGES Chill Out Thursdays 8 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free.

Crosstown Sounds 10 pm-2 am; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 954-651-3648. Locker Room Thursdays 5 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free; 407-373-0888. MarsRadio’s Kick Machine: Indie Rock Smokeout 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-843-5874. Mixx Thursdays with Rob Lo 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; contact for price; 407-701-9875. FRIDAY, JULY 1

CONCERTS/EVENTS Brown Note, Con Leche 9 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $10; 407-677-9669. Chocolate Puma, Alex Wood, Flight 10 pm; The Attic, 68 E. Pine St.; $10-$15. CONTINUED ON PAGE 35

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THURSDAY, JUNE 30

The Lucky Lure’s Third Anniversary

Down in Front: A Walk to Remember Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 should be down with this concept: Comedians crack jokes at the expense of a maybe-not-thatgreat movie. For this edition of the Down in Front series, Mandy Moore’s impact on cinema gets dissected by the likes of Ross McCoy, Marie George, Tommy O’Neill and more. 8 p.m. Wednesday; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; free; facebook.com/spacebarorlando

The Doobie Brothers

Drunken Problem Solving One of the

Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

most unique game nights in town returns to Lil Indies this week. Brainstorm with friends about problems that might arise from a hypothetical scenario, then come up with solutions for those problems. It may be hard to explain, but it goes great with large amounts of beer. 8 p.m. Wednesday; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org

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Torque 17-Year Anniversary: The Prototypes One of the longest-running drum & bass parties in the world celebrates its sweet 17 by bringing in renowned U.K. duo the Prototypes, who are known for pushing the genre in new and interesting directions rather than repeating the same old boom-bap. 9 p.m. Wednesday; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; 407-246-1419; $10-$17; thesocial.org

The Lucky Lure’s Third Anniversary Ivanhoe Village’s beachiest bar celebrates its third birthday this weekend. Expect drink specials and maybe some live entertainment. Flip-flops aren’t exactly mandatory, but you might feel weird without them. Chillax! Noon Sunday; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; facebook.com/theluckylureorlando

Halsey, July 6 at CFE Arena Nora En Pure, July 8 at the Social The Chris Robinson Brotherhood, July 16 at the Beacham Boris, July 29 at the Social

Motion City Soundtrack, Aug. 13 at House of Blues Ultimate Storytime with Thomas Sanders, Aug. 14 at the Social David Liebe Hart, Aug. 14 at Will’s Pub

Guns N’ Roses, July 29 at the Citrus Bowl

Alice Cooper, Aug. 14 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Public Enemy, July 30 at Hard Rock Live

Local H, Aug. 22 at the Social

The Dolan Twins, July 30 at the Social Maxwell, Aug. 3 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Hank & Cupcakes, Aug. 25 at Will’s Pub Unknown Hinson, Aug. 26 at Will’s Pub

Maroon 5, Sept. 9 at Amway Center

MC Chris, Oct. 14 at the Social

Gary Gulman, Sept. 16 at the Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater

Eden, Oct. 20 at the Social

Meghan Trainor, Sept. 18 at CFE Arena Cirque du Soleil, Sept. 21-25 at Amway Center Cymbals Eat Guitars, Sept. 21 at Will’s Pub The Amity Affliction, Sept. 22 at the Beacham Keb’ Mo’, Sept. 23 at the Plaza Live

Trailer Park Boys, Oct. 28 at the Plaza Live Sia, Oct. 30 at Amway Center Puscifer, Nov. 1 at the Dr. Phillips Center Elle King, Nov. 10 at House of Blues Animal Collective, Nov. 11 at the Beacham Tracy Morgan, Nov. 13 at Hard Rock Live

Goo Goo Dolls, Aug. 30 at Hard Rock Live

Slayer, Sept. 27 at Hard Rock Live

Broods, Sept. 1 at the Beacham

Clutch, Oct. 4 at House of Blues

Peelander-Z, Sept. 2 at Will’s Pub

Chrome Sparks, Oct. 5 at the Social

Baroness, Sept. 6 at the Beacham

Junior Boys, Oct. 7 at the Social

Hey Mercedes, Aug. 12 at the Social

Flume, Sept. 8 at House of Blues

The Dear Hunter, Oct. 12 at the Social

Peter Hook & the Light, Nov. 17 at the Plaza Live

Two Cow Garage, Aug. 12 at Will’s Pub

Anthony Green, Sept. 8 at the Social

Celtic Thunder, Oct. 14 at Hard Rock Live

Kenny G, Nov. 30 at the Plaza Live

David Bazan, Aug. 5 at the Beacham Jimmy Gnecco Aug. 8 at the Social Bayside, Aug. 12 at Hard Rock Live

Tegan and Sara, Nov. 14 at the Beacham Neil deGrasse Tyson, Nov. 15 at the Dr. Phillips Center The Doobie Brothers, Nov. 16 at the Dr. Phillips Center

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SUNDAY, JULY 3

Nothing, Wrong MUSIC

This is one of those shows that serious music heads live for. Topped by Wrong and Nothing, the bill features a couple of bands representing the new, more expansive wings of iconic metal label Relapse Records. Loaded with former members of credpacked bands like Torche, Kylesa and Capsule, Wrong are one of the most exciting new hurricanes to blow up recently from the already studded Miami heavy scene. Their beast of a sound is like a hairier reboot of prime-era Helmet with the danger and claws of noise rock. And springing faithfully from the My Bloody Valentine heritage, Philadelphia’s Nothing (pictured) are one of the most noted neo-shoegaze bands today. Both have impressed here as openers. But on the strength of their own recent albums, they’re now ready to become leading bands. Individually, each of these acts would be worth the trip out. Collectively, they form a must-see bill that’s not just stacked but also beautifully varied. – Bao Le-Huu with Culture Abuse | 6:30 pm. | Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St. | 407-999-2570 | backbooth.com | $14

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Dr. K & Friends Blue Jazz 8 pm; Chef Eddie’s, 595 W. Church St.; free; 407-595-8494. The Funeral Portrait, the Ivory, the Knowing Within, Be That as It May, Nothing to Offer, Vapid 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $10-$13; 407-322-7475.

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The Great Outdoors Jam Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $50-$120; 352-383-8393. Husband Stitch, Ladrón, Harsh Radish 8 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $5 suggested donation. Kool Keith, DJ Nigel John 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $16-$20.

Maus, Just Steph, FoxForce005, Albert Adkins 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. Modern Baseball Acoustic Instore 5 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275. Modern Baseball, Joyce Manor, Thin Lips 5:30 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$24; 407-648-8363. Orlando Rocks!: Filth, Mr. Bella, Soulswitch, Meka Nism 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $5; 407-934-2583. Progressive Evolution: Agni, J13, Digital Groove Project 10 pm; Peek Downtown, 50 E. Central Blvd. Suite B; $5. Rosedale, the Wilderness, Raising Cadence,

Sweet Cambodia 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8-$10; 407-999-2570. Twenty One Pilots 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $23-$43; 800-745-3000. Tyler Denning Band 9 pm-1 am; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171. Überbahn 10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Venom Inc., Necrophagia, Key, Arakara, Thicket 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $17-$20; 407-6732712.

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DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Footloose 80s Night Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798. MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874.

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Psycroptic, Beyond Creation, the Zenith Passage, Sons of Ragnar, Emporos, Darkness by Design 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $15-$18; 407-673-2712. Quintron and Miss Pussycat, Golden Pelicans 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$13. Resinated 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $7; 407-999-2570. Sceneorlando Live: Cory Meyer, FoxForce005, Stevie Cee, Nonchalant 10 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Warped Tour: 3OH!3, American Authors, Sleeping With Sirens and more 11 am; Tinker Field, 287 S. Tampa Ave.; $40; 407-649-7297. Will Brack, Redneckdreadhead, Peace Party Movement, CJ Orazi, Scumfox, Wayne Meadlo 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-2709104.

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Circ & the Boys 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-739-6948.

DJ Cliff T 10 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730.

Corey Smith 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $19.50$30; 407-934-2583.

DJ M-Squared 9 pm-2 am; The Groove, CityWalk at Universal Orlando; $7; 407-224-2166.

Demi Lovato & Nick Jonas 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $27.95$87.95; 800-745-3000. The Gatorbone Band 7-9:30 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $20; 407-877-4736. The Great Outdoors Jam Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $50-$120; 352-383-8393.

Girl the Party 9 pm; Southern Nights, 375 S. Bumby Ave.; $5-$10; 407-412-5039. Laced After Hours BYOB 10 pm; Nokturnal, 47 W. Amelia St.; $10-$30; 424-242-6798.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Charades in the West Lobby: Andy Matchett & Friends 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. The Doubleclicks, Marc With a C 7 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5-$10 suggested donation; 407-332-9636. The Great Outdoors Jam Renninger’s Antique Center, 20651 U.S. Highway 441, Mount Dora; $50-$120; 352-383-8393. Jane Eyre, the Hoodrats, Accidental Hero, Seek Well 7 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Nothing, Wrong, Culture Abuse 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $14; 407-999-2570. Pinegrove, Sports, Half Waif 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

CLUBS/LOUNGES The Beacham Top 20 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; 407-648-8363. Bingo After Dark 10 pm; Waitiki Retro Tiki Lounge, 26 Wall Street Plaza; free; 407-481-1199. Blues Jam hosted by Doc Williamson 5 pm; The Alley, 114 S. Park Ave., Sanford; free; 407-328-4848. Tropical Sundays with DJ Frankie G 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $5-$15; 407-246-1419. MONDAY, JULY 4

MarsRadio’s Upstairs Suite: Deep & Chilled Out Sessions 10 pm-2 am; Kush Ultra Lounge and Hookah Bar, 23 S. Court Ave.; $10; 407-834-5874. Midnight Mass Dance Party Midnight; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; free; 407-999-2570.

CONCERTS/EVENTS I4 Fest: Tears of a Tyrant, Eugene Snowden, Sweet Cambodia, Warm Like Winter, many more Noon; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; $7; 407-975-3364.

Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Party 4 Orlando: American Party Machine, Caffiends, Luscious Lisa, Abandon the Midwest, Gary Lazer Eyes, Reverist, 430 Steps, Locus of Chiron, Idle Spirit 2 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Symphony Under the Stars 8 pm-3 am; Cocoa Riverfront Park, 401 Riveredge Blvd., Cocoa; free; 321-242-2219.

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Aesop Rock, Rob Sonic, DJ Zone 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20; 407-246-1419.

Con Leche 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Culture Club 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $55.50-$126; 407-351-5483. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. The Hotelier, Told Slant, Bellows 7:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. Jazz in the Courtyard with the DaVinci Jazz Experiment 7-9 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; free; 386-873-2943. Jazz Tuesdays 7:30 pm; The Smiling Bison, 745 Bennett Road; free; 407-898-8580. Music Remembrance Jazz Trio 8 pm; Paradise Cove Restaurant and Bar, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; free. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

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CLUBS/LOUNGES Copper Rocket Open Mic 7 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. DJ Smilin’ Dan 10 pm; Independent Bar, 70 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-839-04357. Hambingo with Miss Sammy and Carol Lee 6:30 pm; Hamburger Mary’s, 110 W. Church St.; free; 321-319-0600. Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays 11 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free. Turnt Tuesdays With Dizzlephunk 9 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 937 307 6654.

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THEATER Avenue Q A gang of eclectic, foul-mouthed puppets give life lessons about everything from racism to internet porn. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $32-$45; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Beauty and the Beast A magical tale where a young beauty has been locked away by a terrible beast. The young woman’s honest love for the beast ultimately becomes a gift of kindness that brings magical results. Tuesdays-Fridays, 10:30 am, Saturdays, Sundays, 4:30 pm and Wednesdays, Fridays-Sundays, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $14-$18; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org. The Brothers Size Swatches of poetry, music, dance and West African mythology combine in a contemporary tale that explores the tenuousness of freedom and the need to belong somewhere, to something, to someone. Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $38; 407-2978788; madcowtheatre.com. No Exit A staged reading of Jean-Paul Sartre’s play performed by the legendary Talking Mimes. Sunday, 9 pm; The Space Station, 2539 Coolidge Ave.; $3-$5; 407-403-3022.

The World Goes ’Round A stunning revue of the songbook from the multi-Tonyaward-winning team Kander & Ebb. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm; Theatre UCF, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20; 407-823-1500; performingarts.cah.ucf.edu. The Worst Show Ever New comedy cabaret show starring Pandora Boxx. SaturdaySunday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20-$30; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Young Frankenstein With the help of a hunchbacked sidekick, Igor, and a leggy lab assistant, Inga, Frederick Frankenstein finds himself in the mad scientist shoes of his ancestors. Thursday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $11-$21; 352357-7777; baystreetplayers.org.

COMEDY Best of the Jest Comedy Showcase Hosted by Devin Siebold. Tuesdays, 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730; 64northorlando.com. Copper Rocket Comedy Jam Comedy open mic and showcase hosted by Heather Shaw. Sundays, 8:30 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6363171; copperrocketpub.com.

Drunken Monkey Open Showcase Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Duel of Fools SAK All-Stars making it all up on the spot. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Early Show SAK favorites perform a more experimental show featuring improvised musicals and more extended formats based on audience suggestions. Saturdays, 11:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $7-$10; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Gabriel Iglesias ThursdayFriday, 8 pm, SaturdaySunday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $50; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Gen S The best of Lab Rats perform in this improv comedy show. Wednesdays, 8 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Gorilla Theatre This show features four professional improvisers directing each other in improvised scenes, games and songs to fit their chosen theme for the evening. Fridays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407648-0001; sakcomedylab.com. CONTINUED ON PAGE 40

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Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886. King of the Hill In this knockdown, drag-out comedy battle, seven professional ensemble members compete in a series of improv scenes and games to win your laughter, your applause and the coveted spot atop the hill. Saturdays, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $12-$15; 407-6480001; sakcomedylab.com. Lab Rats Competition improv featuring the graduates of SAK’s improv training school. Tuesdays, 9 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Love, Light and Laughter Benefit for the Orlando United fund featuring LGBTQ comedians and their friends. Wednesday 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $5; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. First Saturday of every month, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

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Art Night Out: Let’s Get Plastered In this workshop with Brenda Bartnick you will learn how to cast body parts or items with plaster gauze. Dress for a mess, bring a date or a friend, enjoy complimentary drinks and cast lifelike memories. Wednesday 6-8 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407896-4231 ext. 261; omart.org. The Contemporary Built Environment Group art show with a focus on man-made surroundings. Saturday July 2, 4-7 pm and July 3-30; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133. Implosion/Explosion Collection of both 2-D and 3-D art by Cynthia Mason. Saturday July 2, 4-7 pm and July 3-Aug. 13; Alt_Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753. It’s Too Trippy to Be a Art Exhibition Group show featuring surreal imagery. Saturday July 2, 8 pm; Defined Enterprises, 279 Douglas Ave., Altamonte Springs; $5. Lecture on Bridgism An informal lecture on Bridgism, the blurring of the lines between fine art and craft, by Rebecca Rose. Space is limited. Thursday 6 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave.,

Mount Dora; free; 352-3850034; modernismmuseum.org. Orlando Drink & Draw Informal sketching meetup with Thomas Thorspecken. Sunday July 3, 7-10 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK 3:3:3 Interpretations of Nature Through Thursday, 10 am-5 pm; Casselberry Art House, 127 Quail Pond Circle, Casselberry; free; 407-2627700 ext 1122; casselberry.org. America the Beautiful Through Sept. 10; Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-2200; seminoleculturalarts.org. American Painting and the Florida School of Art MondaysWednesdays, Fridays, 11 am-4 pm, Saturdays, 12-4 pm and Thursdays, 11 am-6 pm; Homer and Dolly Hand Art Center, Stetson University, 139 E. Michigan Ave., DeLand; free; 386-822-7270; stetson.edu. The Art of Morgan Steele Through July 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. The Bride Elect – Gifts From the 1905 Wedding of Elizabeth Owens Morse Tuesdays-Saturdays, 9:30 am-4 pm and Sundays,

Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

From the Earth Through July 16; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

Canadian Impressionism Through Thursday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Dream Catchers Saturdays, Sundays, 10 am-5 pm and Thursdays, Fridays, 12-7 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; free; 407-272-0317; henaocenter.com.

Green Children Through July 15; Canvs, 101 S. Garland Ave.; free.

Carole Feuerman: Body of Work Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Esherick to Nakashima Tuesdays-Sundays, 10 am-5 pm; Modernism Museum Mount Dora, 145 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $8; 352-385-0034; modernismmuseum.org.

Central Florida smART Contest Through Wednesday; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Faculty Focus 2016 Through Sept. 24; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

1-4 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

A Cold and Overcast Day Through July 8; UCF Art Gallery, 12400 Aquarius Agora Drive; free; 407-823-3161; art.ucf.edu. Constructed Abstractions Ongoing; Snap Downtown, 420 E. Church St.; free; snaporlando.com. Corpus Through Sept. 24; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Departures Through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Displacement: Symbols and Journeys Through Sept. 4; Cornell Fine Arts Museum,

FAVO Artists Open House Friday, 5-9 pm; Faith Arts Village Orlando, 221 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-222-1231; faithartsvillage.com. Florida Prize in Contemporary Art 2016 Through Aug. 14; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231. Franchise: Our Ideals Through July 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Frank Rampolla: The Figure Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $10; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Personal Space Mondays-Thursdays.; Valencia College East Campus, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2268; valenciacollege.edu.

I Got Next Through July 16; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Jack Levine & Hyman Bloom: Against the Grain Through July 3; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Sculptures by David Hayes Through Oct. 30; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

The Journey Projects: Eatonville Through July 31; Zora Neale Hurston National Museum of Fine Arts, 227 E. Kennedy Blvd., Eatonville; free; 407-647-3307; zorafestival.org. Journeys Tuesdays, Saturdays, 10 am-3 pm and Wednesdays, Thursdays, 11 am-7 pm; The Lake Mary Historical Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-585-1481; lakemarymuseum.com.

Syd Solomon: Concealed & Revealed Through July 10; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-734-4371; moartdeland.org.

Unreal Ongoing; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com.

Life Drawing Wednesdays, 6:30 pm; SOBO Art Center, 127 South Boyd Street, Winter Garden; $15; 407-347-7996; wgart.org. No Talent Losers Through July 16; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060.

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UCF Thesis Exhibition Through July 30; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org.

Kristin Rucker Through July 17, 7:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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Youth in Focus: Cece Cvercko Through July 21; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386506-4475; smponline.org. Youth in Focus: Madison Grunor Through July 31; NewsJournal Center, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-226-1888; smponline.org. Youth in Focus: Wyatt Peck Through July 31; News-Journal Center, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386226-1888; smponline.org.

EVENTS 4th of July Apple pie bakeoffs, hot-dog eating contest, bike parade and more, followed by a fireworks show. Monday, 5-9 pm; Avalon Park, 3702 Avalon Park East Blvd.; free; 407-658-6565; downtownavalonpark.com. AC2: Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen Special night of unscripted conversation to benefit the OneOrlando fund. Thursday 8 pm; Walt Disney Theater, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; SOLD OUT; 844-5132014; drphillipscenter.org. Baldwin Park First Friday Festival & Art Stroll More than 60 local artisans display their art while guests shop and stroll through the heart of downtown Baldwin Park. Friday, 5:30-9:30 pm; Baldwin Park,

New Broad Street and Jake Street; free; 407-443-6110; baldwinparkevents.com. Bite30 The city’s top local restaurants offer special prix fixe two-course lunches or three-course dinners for the month of June. Through Thursday; multiple locations; $15-$30; bite30.com. Charity Benefit for Pulse Benefit event for Pulse victims with raffles, auctions, music and entertainment. Saturday, 4 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com. Chef Series Chef James Petrakis of Cask & Larder joins Chef John Rivers for a cooking demo and tasting. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; The Coop, 610 W. Morse Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-8432627; asouthernaffair.com. Comics & Crafts: A Night of Fantastic FX Dan St. Pierre, the owner of Central 28 Beer Co., screens pre-visual CGI work from films his SFX studio worked on. Wednesday, 6 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-332-9636. Cuisine Corner: Coconut Curry Shrimp Library staff show you this quick recipe that can be prepared in 30 minutes. Space is limited. Register online. Wednesday, 6:15-7:15 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

Disney’s Celebrate America! - A Fourth of July Concert in the Sky Monday, 9 pm; Magic Kingdom, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; cost of admission; 407-939-5277; disneyworld.disney.go.com. Drunken Problem Solving Bring a team to compete in a game of coming up with possible problems that the future may hold and then making creative solutions for them. Wednesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. East Side Regional Hob Nob Central Florida’s premier event of the election season. Wednesday, 5-8:30 pm; University of Central Florida, Fairwinds Alumni Center, 4000 Central Florida Blvd.; $20-$25; 407-278-4872; esrhobnob.com. Fierce Entertainment Network’s Social Monthly fashion industry networking event for models, designers, photographers and more. Thursday, 6-9 pm; Aloft Hotel Orlando Downtown, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $20; 321209-4567; fensocial.com. Fireworks & Floats Enjoy an unobstructed view of the Lake Eola fireworks display from a boat on Lake Ivanhoe. Monday, 8 pm; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949.

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Fireworks at the Fountain Thousands of Central Florida residents and visitors gather at Lake Eola Park for the 39th annual Fireworks at the Fountain. Monday, 4 pm; Lake Eola Park, Eola Drive, North Eola Drive and East Robinson Street; free; 321-281-2185; cityoforlando.net. For the Love of Swine The Ravenous Pig holds a prix fixe pig roast with braised black-eyed peas, bacon collard greens, cornbread and maple bacon cupcakes. Reservations required. Saturday, 11:30 am-2 pm; The Ravenous Pig, 1234 N. Orange Ave., Winter Park; $17; 407-628-2333; theravenouspig.com.

Fresh: An Evening Farmers Market The Thornton Park district’s weekly farmers market. Wednesdays, 5-9 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and Osceola Avenue; free; tpdfresh.com. Independence Day at Universal Orlando Resort Guests can enjoy a special version of the popular Universal 360: A Cinesphere Spectacular, a cinematic adventure that combines cutting-edge projection technology with lasers 44

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July 4th Celebration of Freedom Parade, food, live music and fireworks at dusk. Monday, 10 am-5 pm; Central Winds Park, 1000 E. State Road 434, Winter Springs; free; 407327-6593; winterspringsfl.org. July 4th Lakefront Celebration There will be over 15,000 people flowing into the beautiful St. Cloud Lakefront for food, fun, music and much more. Vendors and exhibitors from all over Central Florida will be wowing the crowds all day long. Monday; St. Cloud Lakefront Park, 250 Lake Shore Blvd., St. Cloud; free; 407-8923671; stcloudflchamber.com. Legoland Night Lights Legoland Night Lights lets kids party past their bedtime with extended park hours, an all-new, exclusive fireworks spectacular featuring Lego Ninjago, plus meet-and-greet opportunities with favorite Lego characters, and much more. Monday, 8 pm; Legoland, One Legoland Way, Winter Haven; cost of admission; 877-350-5346; legoland.com. Lucky Lure Third Anniversary The Lucky Lure celebrates its third anniversary. Sunday, noon; The Lucky Lure, 1427 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-250-6949.

March With Pride Community march from Pulse to the Dr. Phillips Center to show support for the LGBTQ community. Saturday, 6 pm; Pulse, 1912 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6493888; pulseorlandoclub.com. ’Merica Bar Crawl Themed bar crawl with $3 drink specials and plenty of swag. Saturday, 4-7 pm; Downtown Orlando, Church Street, Orange Avenue and Church Street; $10; churchstreetdistrict.com. Olde Fashioned 4th of July Celebration Fourth of July celebration with live music from the Bach Festival Choir, horsedrawn carriage rides, activities for children and more. Monday, 9 am-1 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; cityofwinterpark.org. Party in the Park Bring a chair, blanket or have a seat in the grass for this annual Winter Garden tradition, and keep your eyes on the sky for a fireworks display. Monday, 5-9:30 pm; Newton Park, 29 Garden Ave., Winter Garden; free; 407-877-5432; cwgdn.com. Red, Hot & Boom Live music and one of the largest fireworks shows in the area. Sunday, 4-11 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274 Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8180; altamonte.org.

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Freedom on the Waterfront Live music and a spectacular fireworks show at sundown. Sunday, 5 pm; Elizabeth Evans Park, 510 N Baker St., Mt. Dora; free; 352-7357183; ci.mount-dora.fl.us.

and pyrotechnics to bring movies to life like never before. Monday, 8 am-10 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-3638000; universalorlando.com.

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Red White & Brew Block party with drink specials, food, games and karaoke. Sunday-Monday; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; free; 407-849-0471. Star Spangled Sanford Live entertainment, a splash pad and fireworks over Lake Monroe. Monday, 4-10 pm; Fort Mellon Park, 1000 E. First St., Sanford; free; 407688-5120; sanfordfl.gov. Summer Spin Party Whole Foods teams up with Park Ave CDs and Yelp for a record sale. Thursday, 6 pm; Whole Foods Market, 1989 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-673-8788.

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Tasty Tuesdays Food trucks take over the parking lot behind the Milk District every Tuesday evening. Tuesdays, 6:30-10 pm; The Milk District, East Robinson Street and North Bumby Avenue; various menu prices; facebook.com/ tastytuesdaysorlando. Traditional Parade Celebrate Independence with a traditional downtown parade. The parade will kick off on Donnelly Street with an interactive patriotic celebration that best salutes our nation’s holiday. Monday; Donnelly Park, N. Baker Street and E. Fifth Avenue, Mount Dora; free; 352-3851418; ci.mount-dora.fl.us.

United Forever Enjoy music, performances, ice cold beer, cocktails, raffles and more in support of Pulse employees and the OneOrlando Fund. Sunday, 3-6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $15-$30; 407839-3000; orlandoweekly.com. Unity Day of Color Memorial tribute to the victims of the Pulse shooting. Saturday, 5:30 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Woodstock 2016 A weekly community arts and awareness event featuring live music, art, food trucks, a silent disco and more. Saturdays, 7 pm; Woodstock Orlando, 500 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $7; woodstockorlando.com.

LEARNING Asian Techniques for Stress Management Learn to reduce stress naturally by practicing techniques from Asian traditions, including Ki breathing (Aikido), Tai Chi, yoga, meditations and origami. Wednesday, 7-8 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. Knitting Basics Join instructor Sue Burley. Adults and teens welcome. Please bring your own yarn and needles. Mondays, 3:30-5 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave.,

Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. Winter Park: The War Years New exhibit that recreates a living room, children’s room and kitchen as they would have appeared in the 1940s. Ongoing; Winter Park Historical Museum, at the Winter Park Farmers Market, Winter Park; free; 407-647-8180; wphistory.org.

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Zen in the Den Weekly nonreligious meditation session. Wednesdays, 7 pm; Red Lion Pub, 3784 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; 7pm; 407677-9669; redlionpub.org.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Loose Lips Orlando writers read prose and poetry inspired by current events. Hosted by Tod Caviness. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-228-4992; willspub.org. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Potluck Write-In Bring a dish, snack or drink and get in some CONTINUED ON PAGE 49

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quality writing time. Saturday, 2 pm; Writer’s Atelier, 336 Grove Ave. Suite B, Winter Park; free; writersatelier.com. Prop Slam Competitive poetry slam. Use of props allowed for one night only. Thursday, 8 pm; The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Writing Workshop: Plot Author J.A. Souders provides tips on how to create a solid plot for your novel and develop a process to make future plotting easier. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

SPORTS B3 Runners Group Multiple distances and skill levels with beer after. Wednesdays, 6:25 pm; Bikes Beans & Bordeaux, 3022 Corrine Drive; free; 407-427-1440; bikesbeansandbordeaux.com. Board Game Night Bring your own games or choose from tons of games available to play. Saturdays, 7-11:45 pm; Campus Cards & Games, 12226 Corporate Blvd.; free; 407-730-3161; campuscardsandgames.com.

Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced Mah Jongg players meet weekly using the National Mah Jongg 2015 card and rules. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302. Disney International Salute to Baseball Two weeks of baseball tournaments for amateur teams. Through July 9; ESPN Wide World of Sports Complex, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; $575 per team; 407-939-1500; espnwwos.com. Glow With the Flow Yoga Glow in the dark yoga with optional face and body paint. Thursdays, 7 pm; Aero, 60 N. Orange Ave.; $15. Midsummer Fireside Festival Hearthstone tournament event with prizes. Sunday, 6 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com. Motion Monday Run around the outside of Artegon every Monday. Mondays, 6:30-7:30 pm; Artegon Marketplace, 5250 International Drive; free; 407-351-7718; artegonmarketplace.com. One Heart, One Pulse Motorcycle Ride Group motorcycle ride to raise

money for victims of the Pulse shooting. Saturday, 9 am-3 pm; EagleRider Motorcycles, 1150 Jetport Drive; $10 minimum donation; 407438-4055; eaglerider.com. Pool Tournament Sign up during happy hour. Mondays; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-6732712; thehavenrocks.com. Quick Fix MetroWest Running Club Free event for runners of all paces. Discounts from Crafted after running. Tuesdays, 7-8 pm; Crafted Block and Brew, 2417 Hiawassee Road; free; 321-2466999; craftedorlando.com. Watermelon 5K Funds raised from the event support the Track Shack Foundation and the OneOrlando Fund. In addition to the run, there will be a watermelon-eating contest. Monday, 6:45 am; Downtown Winter Park, Park Avenue, Winter Park; $27-$30; 407896-1160; trackshack.com. Yoga in Lake Eola Park This weekly yoga group meets either at the northeast corner of the park near Panera Bread, or at the northwest corner by the amphitheater. Everyone is welcome. Sundays, 11 am; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave.; $5 suggested donation. ■

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BY RO B B REZSNY ARIES (March 21-April 19) During winter, some bears spend months hibernating. Their body temperatures and heart rates drop. They breathe drowsily. Their movements are minimal. Many hummingbirds engage in a similar slow-down – but they do it every single night. By day they are among the most manic creatures on earth, flapping their wings and gathering sustenance with heroic zeal. When the sun slips below the horizon, they rest with equal intensity. In my estimation, you don’t need a full-on immersion in idleness like the bears. But you’d benefit from a shorter stint, akin to the hummingbird’s period of dormancy. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) “Dear Dr. Brezsny: A psychic predicted that sometime this year I will fall in love with a convenience store clerk who’s secretly a down-on-his-luck prince of a small African country. She said that he and I have a unique destiny. Together we will break the world’s record for dancing without getting bitten in a pit of cobras while drunk on absinthe on our honeymoon. But there’s a problem. I didn’t have time to ask the psychic how I’ll meet my soulmate, and I can’t afford to pay $250 for another reading. Can you help? – Mopey Taurus.” Dear Mopey: The psychic lied. Neither she nor anyone else can see what the future will bring you. Why? Because what happens will be largely determined by your own actions. I suggest you celebrate this fact. It’s the perfect time to do so: July is Feed Your Willpower Month. GEMINI (May 21-June 20) Of all the concert pianos in the world, 80 percent of them are made by Steinway. A former president of the company once remarked that in each piano, “243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 pounds on an iron frame.” He said it was “proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.” That will be a potential talent of yours in the coming weeks. Like a Steinway piano, you will have the power to turn tension into beauty. But will you actually accomplish this noble goal, or will your efforts be less melodious? It all depends on how much poised self-discipline you summon. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Once upon a time, weren’t you the master builder who never finished building your castle? Weren’t you the exile who wandered aimlessly while fantasizing about the perfect sanctuary of the past or the sweet safety zone of the future? Didn’t you perversely nurture the ache that arose from your sense of not feeling at home in the world? I hope that by now you have renounced all of those kinky inclinations. If you haven’t, now would be an excellent time to do so. How might you reinvest the mojo that will be liberated by the demise of those bad habits? LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) In accordance with the astrological omens, I have selected three aphorisms by poet James Richardson to guide you. Aphorism No. 1: “The worst helplessness is forgetting there is help.” My commentary: You have the power to avoid that fate. Start by identifying the sources of healing and assistance that are available to you. Aphorism No. 2: “You do not have to be a fire to keep one burning.” My commentary: Generate all the heat and light you can, yes, but don’t torch yourself. Aphorism No. 3: “Patience is not very different from courage. It just takes longer.” My commentary: But it may not take a whole lot longer. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) You may not know this, but I am the founder and CEO of Proud To Be Humble, an acclaimed organization devoted to minimizing vanity. It is my sworn duty to protest any ego that exceeds the acceptable limits as defined by the Geneva Convention on Narcissism. However, I now find myself conflicted. Because of the lyrical beauty and bighearted charisma that are currently emanating from your ego, I am unable, in good conscience, to ask you to tone yourself down. In fact, I hereby grant you a license to expand your self-love to unprecedented proportions. You may also feel free to unleash a series of lovely brags. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) The next 28 days will not be a favorable period to sit around passively wishing to be noticed. Nor will it be a good time to wait to be rescued or to trust in others to

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instigate desirable actions. On the other hand, it will be an excellent phase to be an initiator: to decide what needs to be done, to state your intentions concisely and to carry out your master plan with alacrity and efficiency. To help ensure your success during the next 28 days, make this declaration each morning before breakfast: “I don’t want to OBSERVE the show. I want to BE the show.” SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) “In life, as in bicycling, pedal when you have to, coast when you can.” So says author James Lough, and now I’m passing on his advice to you – just in time for your transition from the heavy-pedaling season to the coastingis-fun phase. I suspect that at this juncture in your life story you may be a bit addicted to the heavy pedaling. You could be so accustomed to the intensity that you’re inclined to be suspicious of an opportunity to enjoy ease and grace. Don’t be like that. Accept the gift with innocent gratitude. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) “When a jet flies low overhead, every glass in the cupboard sings,” writes aphorist James Richardson. “Feelings are like that: choral, not single; mixed, never pure.” That’s always true, but it will be intensely true for you in the coming weeks. I hope you can find a way to tolerate, even thrive on, the flood of ambiguous complexity. I hope you won’t chicken out and try to pretend that your feelings are one-dimensional and easily understandable. In my opinion, you are ripe to receive rich lessons in the beauty and power of mysterious emotions. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Pop artist Andy Warhol said that in the future, everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. His idea had a resonance with the phrase “nine days’ wonder,” which as far back as Elizabethan times referred to a person or event that captured the public’s fascination for a while. You are entering a phase when you’re far more likely than usual to bask in the spotlight. Between now and September 2017, I bet you’ll garner at least a short burst of glory, acclaim or stardom – perhaps much more. Are you ready for your close-up? Have you prepped for the influx of attention that may be coming your way? AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) One of my readers, Jay O’Dell, told me this story: “After my cancer surgery, a nurse said to me, ‘You may as well try magical thinking. Regular thinking hasn’t helped.’ I said to the nurse, ‘Well, why the hell not?’ That was seven years ago.” In bringing O’Dell’s testimony to your attention, I don’t mean to suggest you will have any health problems that warrant a strong dose of magical thinking. Not at all. But you may get wrapped up in a psychological twist or a spiritual riddle that would benefit from magical thinking. And what exactly is magical thinking? Here’s one definition: The stories that unfold in your imagination have important effects on what actually happens to you. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) Let’s talk about X-factors and wild cards and strange attractors. By their very nature, they are unpredictable and ephemeral, even when they offer benevolent breakthroughs. So you may not even notice their arrival if you’re entranced by your expectations and stuck in your habitual ways. But here’s the good news: Right now you are not unduly entranced by your expectations or stuck in your habits. Odds are high that you will spy the sweet twists of fate – the X-factors and wild cards and strange attractors – as they float into view. You will pounce on them and put them to work while they’re still fresh. And then they will help you hike your ratings or get the funding you need or animate the kind of love that heals.

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Is it a super douchey move to pretend to be a lesbian to avoid unwanted male attention? I’m a straight single woman in my mid30s and a very plausible lesbian in terms of sartorial stereotypes. Occasionally a guy will hit on me in an awkward or creepy way and I’ll trot out a line about “not being into men.” Most recently I used this pose when a courier broke down in my driveway and I invited him in for a glass of water while he waited for the tow truck. It was really uncomfortable and a little threatening when – after establishing that I lived alone – he asked me out. I guess I use this as an excuse so as not to hurt their feelings, but also to shut the conversation down as quickly as possible if I’m feeling vulnerable. Is this a harmless white lie, or a major copout that would offend actual lesbians? Can you suggest some better strategies for when you’re feeling cornered by a dude you’re not interested in? Lady’s Entirely Zany Identity Enquiry “I’m not offended by this,” said someone I thought was an actual lesbian. I shared your question with this person – a woman I thought was an actual lesbian – because I wasn’t offended by it either, but wanted to check with an actual lesbian just to be safe. Turns out my friend doesn’t identify as a lesbian, but as a woman-who-loves-women-but-doesnot-identify-as-a-lesbian-because-shesometimes-finds-the-odd-dude-hot. So for the record: my friend is speaking for the WWLWBDNIAALBSSFTODH community here – which often intersects/sexts with the lesbian community – and not the lesbian community. “But even though I’m not offended by it, I have to say I’ve found the ‘I’m into women’ line to be totally ineffective,” said my nota-lesbian friend. “The creeps I’ve used it on get even more riled up after hearing that line. Sometimes I check out and start ignoring these creeps as if they’re wallpaper, but that can rile them up too. Same with a polite ‘I’m not interested.’ The only success I’ve had with warding off creeps is by actually yelling at them, asking them if they’d like to be treated the way they’re treating me, and if their mothers, sisters, et cetera, would appreciate that treatment.” My not-a-lesbian friend – who, as it turns out, identifies more strongly with the term “bisexual” than she does WWLWBDNIAALBSSFTODH – has also had some luck with the lose-your-shit strategy (e.g., screaming, yelling and waving your arms around like a crazy person). “You kind of have to treat these people like bears at a campsite,” said my not-a-lesbian friend. “You have to make yourself big and loud and scary so they don’t get closer. Because they will get closer.” I have a difficult question. A dear young friend has recently started being a stripper

for work. I won’t lie: it tears me up. All I feel is sadness and worry – such a nice soul in what I feel is a not-so-nice environment. I really hope I’m wrong. Is there any way in which this can be OK? My thoughts are that no matter how strong a woman is, no one can forget what they see or have to deal with. I worry for the sake of a nice person getting her ass handed to her too often and potentially breaking beyond repair. My gut emotion is that it doesn’t matter how well you handle these situations – what matters is the fact that you see too much ugliness, too often, and get to a point where you forget that there are actually nice humans out there. I guess my question is: How well can anyone handle this? My Endangered Lady I suspect she’s handling it better than you are, MEL. And I would recommend minding your own business, backing the fuck off and Googling “white knight syndrome.” But if your conscience requires you to say something, say something that opens up a conversation, rather than something so larded with shame, fear and judgment that it shuts the conversation down. Instead of saying something like “Oh my God! What were you thinking?! You’ll be shredded emotionally and sexually! You could break beyond repair!”, try something like, “Stripping isn’t something I would feel comfortable doing myself. But I’m your friend, and if you need to talk with someone about your new job – if you need to decompress or vent – I’m here for you.” I’ve been lying to myself. I told myself that stability and friendship were more important to me than sex. I’ve been with my husband for 12 years, and we’ve been married for five of those. We were best friends, and I was already in love before we started dating and before we ever had sex. I should have known in the beginning that we weren’t sexually compatible, but I chose to ignore it (or I chose stability and friendship). I chose my best friend, and have been suffering ever since. Luckily, I listen to your advice on a regular basis, and I’ve started having more open conversations about my feelings and my wants and needs. About a year ago, my husband and I decided to open our relationship. This was all my idea, and I’m not sure he’s fully into it. We agreed to a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy, and a month ago we finally acted on it. I met someone in an open relationship and had sex with them. It was amazing – everything about it. In the end, I didn’t feel guilty, but I did want to tell my husband. I still feel the need to get his approval, but I also know that he doesn’t want to hear it. If he gave me the go-ahead, even though everything was my idea, should I feel guilty, or just happy for finally getting what I needed from someone? Are there baby steps I can take

to tell my husband these things, or do I just keep them to myself? I feel like this is saving our marriage, but society probably just looks at me like a cheating whore. Feelings Are Insanely, Terribly Hard For Unsure Lovers You have your husband’s approval to do what you did, but his approval was contingent upon you not telling him what you did. Honor the commitment you made to your husband, FAITHFUL, by keeping your mouth shut. You’ll doubtless have conversations in the future about your relationship, and about monogamy, and you can ask him if he wants to stick with “don’t ask, don’t tell.” If he says yes, continue to keep your mouth shut. I’m a (mostly) straight guy in his mid-20s. For as long as I can remember, I’ve loved wearing women’s lingerie. It turns me on, but it also makes me feel comfortable. I’ve never worn women’s clothing in public, but I’ve recently been wearing it more and more around my house. It just feels right! Side

Are you looking to adopt a new furry friend? Meet Bolo! Bolo (A352613) is a 6-year-old dog who was surrendered because his owner couldn’t care for him, so now he is looking for a forever home. Bolo is sweet and laid-back, and will make a very loving pet. He walks well on a leash, and he has a mellow personality. This friendly dog will even give you doggykisses! He is affectionate and will be a great addition to your family. For the month of July, the adoption fee for dogs will be reduced to $25 and the adoption fee for cats will be $15. The adoption fee includes sterilization, vaccinations and a microchip.

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note: I’ve also recently been obsessed with being pegged by my female partner, and I love the reversal of roles. Would I be considered genderqueer, genderfluid or what? And would I be considered part of the LGBT community? Frequently Excited Miss Genderqueer and genderfluid aren’t kinks, FEM, they’re identities. And I don’t know what you mean by that parenthetical “mostly” you dropped in there before “straight.” If it means you’re attracted to dudes – regardless of whether you’ve ever acted on that attraction – you would indeed be considered part of the LGBT community, under the “B” designation. But if all you meant was, “My cock gets hard when I wear panties and think about getting my ass pegged by my girlfriend,” then you’re just another kinky straight guy. On the Lovecast, dating historian Moira Weigel: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net

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Legal, Public Notices NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 07/13/16: AA0178A Verrica Jackson, 1214 Sabrina Flowers, 1405 Recovery TM2254D Lindsey Bland, 1616 Victor Shelton, 1633 Jimmie Wright Jr, 2809 Jorge Aguirre, 3021 Colleen Spotts Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 07/13/16: A0103 Johnny Monroe Jr, E0525 Jessenia Rodriguez, G0708 Eugene West Jr, G0709 April Thornton, G0733 Scott Kinne, G0778 Mella Miller, H0901 Amanda Miller, H0912 Natalie Watson, H0929 Myesha Thornton Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 07/13/16: 1009 Luis Vazques, 1021 Joshua Agosto, 1726 Manuel Rubio, 2054 Tracey Boss, 2250 Adam Swartz Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 07/13/16: 200 Cordarryl Mack, 349 Kevin Areskog, 556 Daniel Medina, 567 Adina Dewandel.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/ SHEA ROBINSON SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP13-462 IN THE INTEREST OF C.M. MINOR CHILD, DOB: 10/13/2013 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Patrick McMilian, Address unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on August 15, 2016 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 16TH day of June, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kimberly A. Andre, Esquire FBN: 45283, Senior Attorney for, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, 407-317-7643 (Telephone) 407-3177126 (Fax). CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT by: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303, at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2005 CHEVROLET VIN# 2CNDL73F456132660 2002 JEEP VIN# 1J4GW48S02C292819 1999 VOLVO VIN# YV1LW55A2X2548813 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on July 16th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.

LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. MAY 2016 1. CELL PHONE, 700 BLK PUTNAM AVE 2. TABLET, 500 BLK KETTREDGE 3. CELL PHONE, CYPRESS VINE DR 4. BIKE LAKE, UNDERHILL 5. CELL PHONE, 6500 BLK I-DRIVE 6. SUBWOOFER/SPKRS/GLOVES/ ICEPICK, 800 BLK EUCLID 7. CELL PHONE, 3200 BLK HIAWASSEE 8. CELL PHONE, WOODS CROSSING 9. BCKPCK/BOOTS/PEN/GLOVE, 200 BLK MICHIGAN 10. CAMCORDER/CASE, VIRGINIA DR 11. CELL PHONE, CURRY FORD RD 12. WATCH, CONCORD 13. CELL PHONE, CLARCONA OCOEE 14. MONEY, 2800 BLK S ORANGE FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAYS – THRU- THURSDAYS, 8:00 AM TILL 4:30 PM

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO:. DP15-606 IN THE INTEREST OF: P.A. DOB: 11/09/2015 Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO:Hillary Leh Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 27, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 2nd day of June, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03 CASE NO: DP15-55 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.F., DOB: 02/02/2015, A MINOR CHILD SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF MANIFEST BEST INTEREST AND ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: BENJAMIN FUDGE , Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before the Honorable Timothy Shea, Circuit Judge, on Monday, July 18th, 2016, at 10:30 a.m., at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of June, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Florida Bar No.: 88796, Senior Attorney for nancy.robak@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY: /s/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal).

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA CIVIL DIVISION CASE NO. 2015-CA-001316-14OG, LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS HOMEOWNERS’ ASSOCIATION, INC. VS. LOIS M. SHERIDAN. NOTICE OF SALE. Notice is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Foreclosure entered in this cause on June 9, 2016 in the Circuit Court for Seminole County, Florida, the property situated in Seminole County, Florida, described as follows: LOT 84, LAKEWOOD AT THE CROSSINGS, UNIT THREE, ACCORDING TO THE PLAT THEREOF AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK 36, PAGES 80-81, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA, Street address of: 523 N. SUNDANCE DRIVE, LAKE MARY, FLORIDA 32746 will be sold to the highest and best bidder, for cash, at 11:00 a.m. (Eastern Time) on October 11th, 2016 at the Seminole County Courthouse, 301 N. Park A venue, Sanford, Florida 32771. Any person claiming an interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the Lis Pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. PETER P. HAGOOD, HAGOOD & GARVEY, Counsel for Plaintiff, 451 Maitland Avenue, Altamonte Springs, Florida 32701 Tel. (321) 285-1900 Fax. (321) 285-1888 By: /s/ Peter P. Hagood, Esquire Florida Bar No. 0073784.

The following vehicle is to be auctioned at Avalon Towing, 549 N Goldenrod Rd. #14 Orlando Fl. 32807 at 7:30am on July 14 2016. Vehicle will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bid are: cash only, and buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2004 Mitsubishi Eclipse Vin# 4A3AC44G54E057018. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 15, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 2002 Buick, Vin#1G4HP54K224138413; 1997 Buick, Vin#1G4HR52K0XH439436; 2002 Saturn, Vin#1G8ZF52812Z251172; 1998 Dodge, Vin#1B4HS28Y7WF138222; 2007 Mazda, Vin#JM1BK34L771661926; 2002 Nissan, Vin#1N4AL11D12C109917; 2000 Mercedes-benz, Vin#WDBJF65J0YB032016; 2003 Nissan, Vin#3N1CB51D53L779816; 1997 Buick, Vin#2G4WB52K4V1460303; 1996 Chevrolet, Vin#1G1LD5549TY186288; 1998 Oldsmobile, Vin#1G3NB52M9W6344171; 2008 Coachmend, Vin#1TC3B839X81306021; 1993 Mercedes, Vin#WDBDA29D1PGO33122; 1985 Dodge, Vin#1B7D14T9FS617922; 2002 Acura, Vin#19UUA56662A051878; 2005 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1WF52E459323276; 2005 Dodge, Vin#1D49P24R45B389707; 1998 Toyota, Vin#4T3ZF13C6WU011624; 1998 Ford, Vin#3FAFP1132WR161775; 1997 Chevrolet, Vin#1GCGG25W7V1082846; 2005 Ford, Vin#1FAFP34N45W265253; 2003 Mitsubishi, Vin#4A3AA46G43E056475; 1998 Ford, Vin#1FTRE1466WHB28072; 2001 Honda, Vin#JHMCG56481C025601; 1993 Toyota, Vin#1NXAE09E2PZ089735; 2007 Ford, Vin# 1FTRF12267KC35060.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/SHEA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP15-23 In the Interest of: A.W. DOB: 12/26/2013, a minor child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: CRYSTAL NADINE THOMAS, Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea, on Monday, July 18, 2016, at 9:45 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 2nd day of June 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Florida Bar No.: 56020, Children’s Legal Services State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 Kirkman Rd. Ste. 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2366 – Office, (407) 733-6932 – Cell. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY /S/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-445 IN THE INTEREST OF: L.S. DOB: 01/01/2007, A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: ASHLEY THOMPSON, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on JULY 29, 2016 at 1:30 p.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 7th day of June, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 8362303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 03/Shea/ Pine Hills CASE NO.: DP14-339 IN THE INTEREST OF: K.W., a female child, DOB: 03/28/2015 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA To: Derrico Watkins, Address unknown., WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy R. Shea on the 1st day of August, 2016, at 9:45 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified.FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS/ THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD(REN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 23rd day of June, 2016. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (Court Seal) By: (Signed) Deputy Clerk. This summons has been issued at the request of:Senly Bonny, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 94214 Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 822 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, (407) 563-2380 - Telephone, Senly.bonny@myflfamilies.com. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 CASE NO.: DP14-445 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.T. DOB: 09/23/2014, A MINOR CHILD. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: RYAN DUNCAN, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced children, a copy of which is attached, you are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge Daniel Dawson on JULY 29, 2016 at 1:30 p.m., at Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806 for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 10th day of June, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Shepard, Esquire, FBN: 93027, Attorney for the State of Florida, Children’s Legal Services, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, Florida 32801, (407) 317-7643-Telephone, (407) 317-7126-Fax, jennifer.shepard@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 8362303, not later than (7) days prior to the proceeding. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800-955-8771.

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 7/Dawson CASE NO:. DP15-606 IN THE INTEREST OF: P.A. DOB: 11/09/2015 Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF TPR ADVISORY HEARING STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jean Agosto-Baez Address Unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child(ren), a copy of which is attached. You are to appear on July 27, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. at the Thomas S. Kirk Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, FL 32806, before honorable Judge, Daniel P. Dawson, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone 407836-2303 within two working days of your receipt of this summons. If you are hearing or voice impaired, call 1-800955-8771. Witness my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County Florida on this 2nd day of June, 2016. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk Jill Fowler, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0045276, Senior Attorney for Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 400 West Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7417 Telephone (407) 317-7126 - Fax.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1998 Cadillac VIN# 1G6KY5490WU910081 2015 Peace Sport VIN# LHJTLBBN6FB910063 1993 Honda VIN# 1HGCB765XNA235639 2000 Chevy VIN# 1GCCS1456YK250328 2001 Kia VIN# KNAFB121215059682 2004 Mazda VIN# 1YVHP84D145N50675 1998 Honda VIN# 4S6CM58W6W4415299 2003 Toyota VIN# 1NXBR32EX3Z070123 2009 Nissan VIN# 1N4AL21E59N500050 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on July 13th, 2016, 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 o ste atio o i Re o er LLC NexTower Development Group, LLC is proposing to construct a 165-foot overall height monopole telecommunications structure at 485 Taft Vineland Road, Orlando, Orange County, Florida. The tower is not anticipated to have lighting. Any interested party may request further environmental review of the proposed action under the FCC’s National Environmental Policy Act rules, 47 CFR §1.1307, by notifying the FCC of the specific reasons that the action may have a significant impact on the quality of the human environment. This request must only raise environmental concerns and can be filed online using the FCC pleadings system at www.fcc.gov [http://www.fcc.gov/] or mailed to FCC Requests for Environmental Review, Attn: Ramon Williams, 445 12th Street SW, Washington, DC 20554 within 30 days of the date that notice of this proposed action is published on the FCC’s website. Refer to File No. A1036623 when submitting the request and to view the specific information about the proposed action. NXFL-177.

NOTICE OF SALE The following vehicles will be auctioned at A Reliable Towing, 2500 Forsyth Rd, Unit F7, Orlando FL 32807 on July 11, 2016 at 9 a.m.: 01 Ford VIN: 1FTNX21L71ED37257; 04 VW VIN: WVGCM77L24D046370; 97 Ford VIN: 1FALP13P8VW385678. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Matthew Miller & John E. Demski, of 1320 Arapaho Trail, Geneva, FL 32732, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: i er’s e ree er i e It is the intent of the undersigned to register “ i er’s e ree er i e” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 6/1/16

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Legal, Public Notices Notice of Sale: Ample Storage - Colonial 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807, 407-281-4144 To: Unit # Pablo Torres – shelfs, sofa, chair, boxes, stroller, table 022H, Antonio W Guillen – couches, misc. boxes, mattress, box spring, drawer’s 062, Iarida Alvarez – box spring, chair, flat screen tv, paint, clothes, bed frame 101, Tom Schultz – fosse ball table, bags, mattress, bins, chairs, tool boxes 161, Vance Byrne – Moped, refrigerators, tool chest, mowing tool, tires, bins 178, Bryant S Rivera – mattress, box spring, toys, boxes, drawer, ladder, dryer 229, Folker J Hanze – boxes, bins, picture frames, fan, clothes, luggage, chairs 248, Duanny M Alcantara – dolly, exercise bike, fridge, sec. sofa, house items 269, Jonatan Gonzalez – TV stand, couch, drawer, boxes, bins, lamp 311, Henry Freeman – boxes, tool box, winter coat, exercise equipment 317H, Mike Driscoll – tools, fridge, carpets, TV, bags, boxes 326H, Luethel Wells – dryer, bins, dining table, bags, toys 337H, Adiib Debbarh – water heater, bed, bed set, drawer, picture frames, bins 350H, Tiffany M Law – toys, TV stand, mattress, box spring, bed set, house items 404H, Erick Richard – coffee tables, lamp, chairs, boxes, bins, picture frames 455. Ample Storage Colonial, 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807, has possessory lien on all of the goods stored in the prospective units above. All these items of personal property are being sold pursuant to the assertion of the lien on July 14 th , 2016 at 2:00p.m. in order to collect the amounts due from you. The sale will take place at 6493 Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32807. This is June 21, 2016.

NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that the undersigned intends to sell the personal property described below to enforce a lien imposed on said property under The Florida Self Storage Facility Act Statutes (Section 83.801-83.809). The undersigned will sell at public sale by competitive bidding on Thursday the 14th day of July 2016, at 11:00 A.M., on lockerfox.com said property has been stored and which are located at: 3400 Forsyth Rd, Winter Park FL 32792 The Following: Name, Unit #, Contents: Bert Egan, 142, Lots of Boxes Arthur Egan, 172, Boxes and Artwork Angela Pippi,n 284, Massage Table, Baby Toys, Stroller Jorley Cabrera, 485, Ladder, Shop Vac, Shelving, Flatscreen TV Purchases must be paid for at the time of purchase by cash only. All purchased items are sold as is, where is, and must be removed at the time of the sale. Sale is subject to cancellation in the event of settlement between owner and obligated party. Dated the, 29th day of June and the 6th day of July 2016.

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Media Content Developer The Los Angeles Film School 6172522

Registered Nurse - Emergency Room St. Cloud Regional Medical Center 6168408

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Reimbursements Assistant Cru 6172473

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Group Exercise Instructor - Osceola YMCA YMCA of Central Florida 6168514

Crewmember Delaware North Companies 6171873

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Operations Technician/Electrician Orange County Government 6168334

Underground Bury Technician Jaguar Technologies 6171804

Part-time Financial Service Representative Martin Federal Credit Union 6171802

Experienced Commercial Bindery Folder Operator Central Florida Press 6171801

Building Maintenance Martin Brower 6171134

HVAC / Mechanical Project Manager DHR Mechanical Services 6169358

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