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NEWS + OPINION 7 Your Words + “This Modern World” Readers react, plus Tom Tomorrow

9 Informed Dissent How Mitch McConnell – and every other white person – has benefited from white supremacy at the expense of our black neighbors

11 ICYMI Brief news stories from the past week

13 Briefly July Perry gets a historic marker, Florida faces a $76 billion bill due to climate change, Gov. DeSantis greenlights electric scooters in Florida

14 Trump does Orlando When MAGA country comes to the so-called happiest place on Earth

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25 Making waves Cool Mills 50 spot Poke Hana rides the swell of poke’s popularity

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Bad Balloon showcase spotlights the respectable side of screamo; why Kaleigh Baker’s residency shouldn’t be overlooked

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ARTS + CULTURE 21 Body of work

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33 Believe in Yesterday

40 Selections 42 The Week 43 Down the Road

Beatle fantasy Yesterday is uneven yet enticing

Director Jeremy Seghers and collaborators animate an exquisite corpse at Timucua

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35 On Screens in Orlando

If you’re seeking shelter from the storm, the Morse Museum’s newest exhibits make a refreshing respite

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Readers react to stories from last week. On June 18, we reported that President Donald Trump tweeted last Monday evening that the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency would begin conducting mass arrests with the hopes of deporting “millions” of immigrants out of the country. At the moment it’s unclear how ICE could possibly deport “millions” of people. @Carlos Flores It’s just more racist rhetoric to energize his base right before launching his re-election campaign. Same broken record but it gives them a hard-on. @Ruby DeLeon If this was your child or loved one, how would you react? Life is a boomerang. Never say never. @Ryan Pembo Dude can’t even deport Putin’s balls out his mouth. How’s he gonna pull this off?

Also on June 18, we reported on Wally’s Mills Avenue Liquors’ grand reopening after the beloved local dive bar – or, well, what once was a dive bar – closed in August last year. We learned that much of the interior has been gutted to open up the space, including the wall of coolers that used to separate the barroom from the liquor store side. The jukebox is gone, but they take credit cards now, and it’s non-smoking. @Kelly Palpant If I’m not sitting in that smoky-ass room being served an 8-ounce pour of well vodka for $2.50 by the same friendly ladies puffing on their cigarettes, I’m not going. @Jeffrey Snyder Looking forward to the Disney Springs location. @Jeanie Crawford I guess [Orlando attorney] John Morgan’s tab is going to be a lot higher if he tries to buy everyone a drink in there now.

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ORIGINAL SIN How Mitch McConnell and I – and every other white person – have benefited from white supremacy at the expense of our black neighbors BY JE FFREY C. BILL M A N

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thing that happened 150 years ago for whom none of us currently living are responsible is a good idea,” Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell told reporters last week, as House Democrats prepared the first-ever hearing on the subject. “We’ve tried to deal with our original sin of slavery by fighting a civil war, by passing landmark civil rights legislation. We elected an African American president.” Ignore how much work the word “we” is doing in that sentence – as if McConnell hadn’t spent his career fighting civil rights and literally breaking the Senate to weaken Barack Obama. Ignore, too, at least for now, the question of how reparations would work. Instead, focus on the most important phrase in the quote, the one conservatives have been using to shift blame away from institutions to individuals who have long since been worm food: “for whom none of us currently living are responsible.” It would take more space than I have to demonstrate all the ways in which this statement is profoundly ahistorical and intentionally misleading. But let’s start with the basics: Freed slaves were promised 40 acres and a mule; they didn’t get it. During Reconstruction, they were promised political power; white supremacists stole that, then violently subjugated them under Jim Crow. African Americans were denied access to jobs and economic and educational opportunities; black children were segregated into dilapidated schools. During the New Deal and in the postwar era, the federal government actively prevented African Americans from obtaining mortgages, effectively blocking them from building equity and passing along generational wealth to their descendants. Meanwhile, local and federal housing policy forced African Americans into neglected housing projects that quickly became slums overrun by poverty and violence. Black neighborhoods were bulldozed in the name of “urban renewal” projects, their residents forced into those slums. From their comfy picket-fence suburbs, white folks shook their heads in patriarchal disappointment. But then those white folks’ kids decided they wanted to move back into the cities, and these onceundesirable slums became hip, “up-and-coming” neighborhoods, where houses were bought on the cheap, gutted and flipped – and the black people who lived there for generations could no longer afford to do so. History didn’t stop with the Emancipation

Proclamation, or Appomattox, or Juneteenth, or Reconstruction, or Brown v. Board of Education, or the Civil Rights Act, or the appointment of Thurgood Marshall, or the Voting Rights Act, or the election of Barack Obama. Here’s the thing about what Mitch McConnell called “our original sin”: To put it biblically, I didn’t bite the apple, but Eve’s sin corrupted me all the same. McConnell never owned a slave, but he’s benefited from slavery and the institutions of white supremacy that followed. So have I. So has every white person in the United States – rich or poor, educated or not – and we’ve done so at the direct expense of our black neighbors. There’s a human instinct to chalk up our accomplishments to our own intellect or effort rather than our circumstance, but that’s really not how it works. A black American child born into the bottom fifth of household incomes has only a 2.5% chance of rising to the top fifth of incomes. A white child born into the same circumstance has a 10.6% chance of making that climb. And black kids born into the top quintile are almost as likely to fall to the bottom as to stay at the top, while white children are five times more likely to stay wealthy than to sink. “Because of these differences in economic mobility, blacks … are ‘stuck in place’ across generations,” according to a recent report from the Equality of Opportunity Project. “Their positions in the income distribution are unlikely to change over time without efforts to increase their rates of upward mobility.” Here’s what “stuck in place” looks like: White households are worth about 20 times more than black households, and that statistic hasn’t meaningfully changed in 50 years, as Ta-Nehisi Coates pointed out in

The Atlantic. Unless you believe that African Americans are inherently lazier or less intelligent than whites – which, by definition, makes you a white supremacist – that points to institutions rather than individuals as the root issue, which means that our original sin is society’s cross to bear. That brings us to reparations. In 2015, a policy analyst estimated in the journal Social Science Quarterly that the price tag for the stolen labor of enslaved persons could top $14 trillion – about four times what the federal government expects to raise in tax revenue this year. That’s a lot of money. And the logistics could get messy: Should reparations be in cash or social programs? Should they be limited to descendants of enslaved persons or all African Americans? But these are, at minimum, questions worth exploring. That’s what House Democrats (and a few presidential wannabes) want to do – and Republicans want no part of. In their view, slavery is long gone. White supremacy is an anachronism. There’s no point in revisiting it, and certainly no point in redistributing funds to compensate those who’ve suffered from it. Forget the money. This notion – that structural racism is something that belonged to our great-great grandparents – is fundamentally dangerous. It absolves us of our privilege. It enables us to imagine ourselves as superior – smarter, harder-working, more creative – to those on the lower rungs of the socioeconomic ladder. It deprives us of empathy. Case in point: Instead of expressing uniform horror at the sight of thousands of migrant children being stuffed into overcrowded for-profit detention facilities, forced to sleep on cold concrete floors and forgo toothbrushes and towels, we’re having a debate over the propriety of using the technically-accurate-but-somewhat-uncomfortable term “concentration camp.” White supremacy has never left. And until we fully reckon with it, it never will. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

Mitch McConnell never owned a slave, but he’s benefited from slavery and the institutions of white supremacy that followed. So have I. So has every white person in the U.S.

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Support for an amendment to raise Florida’s minimum wage is rising, the rent burden in Orlando skyrockets, and other news you may have missed last week. »

New report says Orlando area minimum wage earners have to work 85 hours a week to afford even the cheapest apartments: Minimum wage earners in the Orlando-Kissimmee-Sanford area have to work 85 hours a week to afford a basic apartment, according to the annual National Low Income Housing Coalition’s “Out of Reach” report. That’s the cheapest scenario. For minimum wage-earning Orlando-Kissimmee-Sanford metro area residents to afford a onebedroom apartment, they’d have to work on average 91 hours per week to make rent each month; for a two-bedroom, 108 hours; for a three-bedroom, 143 hours; and for a four-bedroom, 171 hours a week for the fair market price of $1,879.

Another report of child sex abuse at Homestead, Florida’s migrant shelter: Florida officials received a report in May of alleged child sexual abuse at the Homestead migrant shelter, marking the seventh report of such abuse at the controversial federal facility. Homestead has received an influx of migrant children as a result of the Trump administration’s crackdown at the U.S.-Mexico border. Along with that has come scrutiny from advocacy groups and Democrats who decry the facility’s “prison-like” conditions and want it closed. Records filed with the Florida Department of Children and Families indicate the May report was sexual in nature, between two minors, but no details were provided due to confidentiality issues.

More and more Floridians support raising the minimum wage: A new poll from St. Pete Polls found that 63 percent of Florida voters say they would support a constitutional amendment that would raise the state’s minimum wage to $10 an hour in 2021, with a $1 increase each year until it hits $15 in 2026. Support seems to be on the rise, too. A previous survey conducted by St. Pete Polls earlier this month found that only 58 percent of respondents supported the measure.

Florida politician fond of wearing blackface tweets ‘MAGA’ at reporter who was allegedly assaulted at Orlando Trump rally: Orlando Sentinel reporter Michael Williams tweeted a video showing a Trump supporter attempting to slap his phone out of his hands and threatening to kick him in the testicles. “A Trump supporter tried knocking my phone out of my hand as I was recording him being kicked out of the Amway Center,” tweeted Williams. State Rep. Anthony Sabatini then commented “MAGA” under the tweet. The man was later arrested and charged with battery, reports the Sentinel.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill giving green light to electric scooters: Ron DeSantis signed a bill last week that legalizes electric scooters, allowing companies such as Lime, Bird and Uber’s Jump Scooters to operate statewide, with local jurisdictions in charge of further regulation. The legislation’s passage comes on the heels of the city of Tampa launching its electric scooter pilot program in May.

Orange County commemorates Julius ‘July’ Perry with historic marker: Last week, a historical marker remembering Julius “July” Perry and victims of the Ocoee Massacre was unveiled at the Orange County Regional History Center. Perry’s gruesome death at the hands of the KKK and local authorities set off a wave of racial violence that terrified black residents of Orange County for decades. The incident was triggered after Perry’s friend, Mose Norman, attempted to vote in 1920, was turned away and then retreated to Perry’s house, where a shootout took place. orlandoweekly.com

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Orange County commemorates Julius ‘July’ Perry with historic marker BY DAVE P LOTKIN

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awyers have the power to change things,” says author and death-penalty lawyer Bryan Stevenson. Stevenson grew up in a poor rural community where the schools were still segregated, until “lawyers came into the community and made them open up the public schools for black children.” Stevenson spoke Friday, June 21, following the 10:30 a.m. unveiling of a historical marker remembering Julius “July” Perry and the victims of the Ocoee Massacre at the Orange County Regional History Center. Perry’s gruesome death at the hands of the KKK and local authorities set off a wave of racial violence that terrified black residents of Orange County for decades. Perry and two friends, Mose Norman and Valentine Hightower, were black entrepreneurs and farmers who moved to Ocoee in the 1880s, about 30 years after the town was begun as a malaria refuge by a slave owner. The

hard-working friends grew wealthy and prominent, and Norman attempted to cast a ballot in the racially charged 1920 election. After twice being turned away from the polls, Norman retreated to Perry’s house, where a shootout with police and klansman forced them to flee. Perry was shot and arrested, and brought to the jailhouse that later became the History Center. The next day, Perry was shot again and lynched. The Klan and newly deputized white law enforcement burned dozens of homes of black Ocoee residents, killing many and driving away the survivors. So devastating was the attack that no black residents lived in Ocoee until 60 years later, in 1981. For 18 years following the attacks, not a single black voter cast a ballot in Orange County. Stevenson, a 2012 TED Talk speaker, discussed the modern implications of the horrifying story at the down-

New report says Florida will face $76 billion in costs due to climate crisis by 2040 BY XA N DER P ETER S

lorida is expected to run up a massive bill as the state attempts to mitigate the future effects of climate change, according to a new report from the Center for Climate Integrity. The report notes that Florida will be by far “the most heavily impacted state,” with costs projected to reach nearly $76 billion statewide by 2040, mostly due to the construction of sea walls as sea level inevitably rises. That’s the best-case scenario, the report’s authors claim. On the national level, they say, the U.S. may be in the hole for a total of $400 billion. Still, a group of Florida counties will feel the heaviest impact. In particular, the Florida Keys’ Monroe County is predicted to face a stunning $11 billion in seawall construction costs. Meanwhile, counties such as Pinellas, Miami-Dade, Lee, Duval, Franklin and Collier could face costs as high as $3 million per county, the report says; counties including Nassau, Sarasota, Bay, Charlotte, Gulf, Pasco, St. Johns and Volusia, among others, are expected to take a hit of about $1 billion apiece. Also noted in an accompanying news release is the fact that for many small coastal communities, the only option will be to leave – that is, unless a gargantuan amount of funding comes in to save the day, but that prospect is unlikely. “Even retreat comes at a substantial cost, as courts have begun to rule that governments that fail to protect private property must compensate property owners for the value of the property that is abandoned,” the reports’ authors write. “As just one example of the scope and gravity of this problem, in 19 small, most unincorporated communities, the cost of seawalls to protect property and infrastructure from a moderate amount of sea level rise by 2040 is more than [$1 million] per person.” xpeters @orlandoweekly.com

town Orlando Public Library, just footsteps away from the marker location and former jail site. His childhood experience with desegregation inspired him to attend law school, which led him to the Deep South. Stevenson founded the Equal Justice Initiative in Montgomery, Alabama, where he and his team have won reversals, relief or release for more than 125 wrongly condemned prisoners on death row. The ceremony at the Orange County Regional History Center was attended by Orange County Mayor Jerry Demings and Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer, ahead of Stevenson’s speech. The unveiling was sponsored by EJI, the Peace and Justice Project, the Bridge the Gap Coalition, the City of Orlando, Orange County Government, the Orange County Public Library System and the Orange County Regional History Center. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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repare your (electric-powered scooter) engines. On Tuesday, Gov. Ron DeSantis signed a bill – HB 453 – that legalizes electric scooters in Florida. It went into effect immediately, allowing companies such as Lime, Bird and Uber’s Jump Scooters to operate statewide, with local jurisdictions in charge of further regulation. “Gov. DeSantis’ signing of HB 453 is a win for micro-mobility and equitable transportation access for all,” says Lime Florida government affairs manager Vivian Myrtetus in a statement provided to Orlando Weekly. “The legislation provides clarity to municipalities about the legality of e-scooters and we look forward to continuing to work with cities throughout the state of Florida to meet residents’ demand for a reliable and affordable transportation option.” The House version of the bill was sponsored by state Rep. Jackie Toledo, D-Tampa. State Sen. Jeff Brandes, R-St. Petersburg, was the Senate sponsor. The legislation’s passage comes on the heels of the city of Tampa launching its electric scooter pilot program in May, which has so far included four vendors: Spin, Jump, Bird and Lime. City of Orlando officials previously told us that they’re not currently interested in implementing electric scooters at the local level. In January, Billy Hattaway, the city’s transportation director, said the city “isn’t interested in scooters right now,” as officials work out any ongoing kinks involving the local bikesharing system. “We made the decision when we put the [dockless] ordinance together that we would not consider scooters from anyone, including Lime, for a year,” Hattaway said. “People keep asking. Of course Lime talked to us, and we said we would like to see how you operate your system, how you deal with customer complaints, how you deal with citizen complaints for a year before we consider your scooter system.” Electric scooters are a hotly debated issue in many cities that have been using them for more than a few months. In January, the San Diego Readerreported ”scooter riders flooding emergency rooms,” while Consumer Reports links electric scooters to eight deaths. Yesterday, the city council of Chattanooga, Tennessee, pushed an ordinance to pre-emptively ban them for six months, based on accidents reported in Memphis and Nashville. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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When MAGA country comes to the so-called happiest place on earth BY XANDER P ETERS

eave it to President Donald Trump to suck up all the air in the room, in the roughly 20,000-seat Amway Center and throughout the City Beautiful in the days leading up to his official 2020 re-election campaign kickoff in Orlando. As Monday evening turned into Tuesday morning, downtown was abuzz. Trumplandia descended upon the city. Some were dressed like redneck Uncle Sams; others opted to wear their MAGA hat, their MAGA shirt, their MAGA socks, their MAGA everything. There was enough red, white and blue clothing around Orlando to stitch a thousand battle flags. The soft-core war of our polarized body politic was on. A couple hundred people were already in line early Tuesday morning. “We’re just trying to bring everybody together, man – to be a mediator,” Judah Wade, one of the early Trump supporters, told Orlando Weekly. “A lot of people don’t see people like us that’s actually supporting Trump. So we’re out here bridging the gap.” Wade was among a group of supporters wearing “Blacks for Trump” and “Trump and Republicans are not racist” T-shirts, some of whom were singing Trump-inspired soul

songs with the band set up on a nearby corner. He says the group of several dozen all bused down together from Miami. “We’re out here to let it be known that it’s not racist [to support Trump], so we can get that out the way and bring more people like us over to the truth,” Wade said, flashing a grin, the gold plates in his custom grill gleaming in the afternoon sun. As Wade turned away, a top hat-wearing man and his purple-haired wife rode around in circles on humongous tricycles. On the back of the man’s trike was a sign with a picture of U.S. Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez laughing and a braying donkey, captioned, “Don’t be a ass.” Inside the Amway Center, too, the political pageantry was on full display. In speaking to the at-capacity, roughly 20,000-person crowd, Trump hit his typical talking points: He doubled down on the so-called “fake news” media, inspiring a series of “CNN sucks!” chants from the crowd. He claimed he’d “won” against Special Counsel Robert Mueller (whose report found multiple instances in which Trump obstructed justice CONTINUED ON PAGE 17

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while president). And, of course, as a nostalgic blast from the past, the president took a few swipes at his former opponent, Hillary Clinton. In other words, it felt like déjà vu – a re-litigation of the 2016 election. “When I get behind my desk in the Oval Office, I think about only one thing: How the American people are going to win, win, win today,” Trump told the rally-goers. “I’m fighting for you, and I think you see that.” He’s “fighting for” Florida in more than one way: Without Florida, there’s arguably no path back to the Oval Office for Trump. Every successful presidential candidate since 1996 has won Florida’s 29 electoral votes. During the 2016 presidential campaign, Trump beat Clinton by a slim 113,000 votes – a little more than 1 percent of the Sunshine State’s electorate. But in Orange County, Clinton bested Trump by more than 24 points in the last presidential cycle. Adding to that current good standing for the Trump campaign, Florida was also home to several Democratic disappointments in 2018. The “blue wave” that swept across much of the country, forcing a Democratic takeover of the

U.S. House of Representatives and flipping key gubernatorial and state legislative seats nationwide, missed us. Republican former Gov. Rick Scott edged out Democrat Bill Nelson for a seat in the U.S. Senate, ending Nelson’s three-term run after an exasperating recount. And Republican former U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis also bested former Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum, a Democrat, to replace term-limited Scott in the governor’s mansion. But despite those recent advantages, a GOP win may be difficult to replicate in 2020. A new Quinnipiac poll released prior to the rally on Tuesday found that Trump is currently trailing several potential Democratic opponents, including former Vice President Joe Biden, who led Trump 50 percent to 41 percent. The poll also found that U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders leads Trump 48 percent to 42 percent, while U.S. Sens. Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris lead the president by four percentage points. Similarly, internal data from the Trump campaign’s March polling, obtained by ABC News, showed Biden with a seven-point advantage in Florida in 2020. According to a report from the New York Times, when presented CONTINUED ON PAGE 19

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with the results that showed Biden leading in several battleground states, Trump told staffers to publicly deny the existence of the data. In a tweet prior to the rally, Trump called the polls “fake.” “Polls are inaccurate. You can’t trust them,” said Tony Gruchalla, a Central Florida resident and one of the early-in-line Trump supporters. “I think 2016 was a big example of that, when Hillary was a 90 percent favorite to win and it was a landslide by Trump.” (Clinton won the 2016 popular vote by more than three million votes; her key Electoral College losses in states such as Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Michigan – formerly considered a “blue wall” – were decided by just more than a combined 77,000 votes. So Gruchalla’s recall of the math – “90 percent” and “landslide” – may be a little flawed, but we agree with him on one thing: Counting on polls is a fool’s errand.) Gruchalla believes Trump will win by even more next year. “It’s an event. It’s a big event,” Citrus County resident Jeanna Gullett said of the rally. “This is what we wanted to do for our vacation.” Gullett was among the Trump

super-fans who camped out on the sidewalk near the Amway Center Monday night, despite the fact that she and her friend Anna Connelly had booked a hotel room in Orlando for three nights as part of their rally road trip. Gullett claimed the president has reignited a sense of political pride among citizens with conservative beliefs like hers. She feels like the U.S. is on the rise again. “I feel blessed to be here,” Gullett said of the rally, as she leaned back into her lawn chair. “This is historic and I wouldn’t miss it for the world.” The next night, Gullett was among the thousands in the crowd when Trump asked attendants to vote by cheer on his campaign’s new slogan. Their options: to rehash the widely adored “Make American Great Again” catchphrase, or to choose the new “Keep America Great.” The applause for the former was loud, but for the latter it was near deafening. And yes, folks, “Keep America Great” was the tagline for the 2016 horror movie The Purge: Election Year. In the irony-free zone we live in now, it’s just another twig on the fire. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com

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BODY OF WORK

Director Jeremy Seghers and collaborators animate an exquisite corpse at Timucua BY C L ARISSA MOON

eremy Seghers is known in Orlando for producing and directing shows in unique locations. In 2016, he staged a production of Equus in a barn and a production of Dracula in an oddities and taxidermy shop. This time, Seghers is taking audiences to the Timucua Arts Foundation for a new original play titled Three Stories. The play is comprised of three unrelated scenes that are tied together by a longer fourth scene. Seghers collaborated with three playwrights, each of whom was only given the last line of the scene to work from. Each piece involves three actors and takes place on one of three levels usually used for seating. (Timucua, for those who haven’t been there, is a three-story concert hall in a private home in Delaney Park.) “I thought it would be really cool if somebody switched [the space] around and had the audience sit on the stage and on the floor, and have action take place on the three levels,” Seghers says. “Because when do you get a three-level set?” Seghers says he came up with the idea for Three Stories with co-creator Kevin Becker, a producer with storytelling troupe Phantasmagoria, by combining

this staging idea with a theatrical version of the drawing game Exquisite Corpse. In the drawing game, three players fold a piece of paper into thirds. Each player draws a different part of the body without seeing what the others drew. The paper is then unfolded to reveal what is usually an amusingly mismatched composite. Similarly, Three Stories has three distinctly different parts. The first piece is an original folk/punk musical, the second a devised movement piece and the third a drama. “It just so happened that each one kind of found a parallel to the game of exquisite corpse,” Seghers says. “You start with the head and both [the musical’s creators] are very heady, intellectual people. The second one is all heart and because it’s devised, it’s based on gut instinct. The bottom one is really solid and grounded in drama, so it made sense for it to be on the bottom level.” Seghers says the cast is excited about the production because it’s unique and allows them to play against their type. “The cast is really enthusiastic,” Seghers says. “To them, it’s exciting because it’s not your typical run-of-themill play.” Without giving too much away, the

play explores contemporary issues of equality and the rights of those who are marginalized. “It’s very modern, and not in a contrived way,” Seghers says. “It just happens to be that all of the voices that are being expressed feel very modern.” Seghers says he hopes to introduce audiences to the Timucua Arts Foundation and make those already familiar with the venue think about both the space and contemporary issues in a new way. Three Stories will be performed from 7-9:30 p.m. on Thursday, June 27, at the Timucua Arts Foundation at 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. Tickets can be reserved online for a suggested donation of $10-$20 at timucua.com. Guests are encouraged to bring food or wine to share. arts@orlandoweekly.com

THREE STORIES 7:30 p.m. Thursday, June 27 Timucua, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave. timucua.com $10-$20

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If you’re seeking shelter from the storm, the Morse Museum’s newest exhibits make a refreshing respite BY SETH KUBERSKY

terfly wings that was donated by a visitor and an incredibly rare vase from Tiffany’s personal collection that Thalheimer found last year in a New York art auction. I particularly appreciated the way the objects in Iridescence are arrayed not according to age or artist, but by color palette, with a rainbow of groupings ranging from earthy browns and yellows to seafoam greens and blues. Each item is highlighted by specially positioned spotlights that make prosaic pots sparkle like jewels. That’s fitting for a museum whose founding director Hugh F. McKean felt (according to Thalheimer) that “if something was honestly made with the intention of being appreciated artistically, then there shouldn’t be a hierarchy, so BARBOTINE POTTERY OR “CINCINNATI LIMOGES” VASE, 1882. ENGLISH MODEL, we will oftentimes show fine painting and SHAPE NO. 97, GLAZED WHITE CLAY, ROOKWOOD POTTERY, CINCINNATI, 1880–1967; CORA CROFTON (1865–1902), DECORATOR | PHOTO VIA MORSE MUSEUM sculpture alongside some really common things.” That same appreciation for “a humble take on beauty” Over the past few weeks, I binge-watched a also applies to Earth Into Art: The Flowering of American Fringe Festival, journeyed to the Galaxy’s Edge and Art Pottery, which debuted last fall and will be featured survived a seven-hour wait for Universal’s new roller through September 2020. This exhibition traces the coaster, leaving me seeking shelter from so much overstimulation. Thankfully, the Charles Hosmer Morse Museum development of America’s ceramics industry back to the of American Art stepped in just in the nick of time, inviting 1876 Centennial International Exhibition in Philadelphia, which theme park fans will be familiar with from Epcot’s me out on a recent afternoon for a much needed mental health break amidst the intimate institution’s latest acqui- American Adventure show. Prior to this time, culture was exclusively something the United States imported from sitions. Europe or Asia, but an explosion of interest in hand-paintIt’s been a little over a year since I last visited the Winter ed ceramics resulted in decades of American dominance in Park museum (445 N. Park Ave.) in order to observe the ginormous Bierstadt landscape that temporarily graced the industry. Even more fascinating is the underappreciated fact that its gallery (see “Live Active Cultures” April 25, 2018). Today, the room where it was hung has been restored with women – led by pottery pioneers Mary Louise McLaughlin and Maria Longworth Nichols – were responsible for most luminous displays of Tiffany stained glass (the mainstay of of the technical and aesthetic innovations in the art form. the Morse’s collection) featuring female figures. Jennifer Thalheimer, the museum’s curator and collection manager, China painting was seen as one of the few acceptable occupations for Civil War widows, leading to economic led me through that hall and into Iridescence: A Celebration, empowerment for women whose incomes were previously one of three exhibits that the Morse has added in recent dependent on men. I was outraged to learn about how months. McLaughlin invented a revolutionary underglazing techAs a rule, the museum focuses on art glass and decorative nique though trial and error, only to see male competitors items from the late 19th and early 20th centuries (roughly 1860-1930). So this new display is something of a departure, pirate and even patent her techniques; and I was amused in that it brings together a diverse range of eras and objects to hear about how she told one such troll to pound sand. The centerpiece of Earth Into Art is a collection of vases under the umbrella of “iridescence,” otherwise known as emblazoned with portraits of Native American leaders, as the color-shifting sheen seen on natural objects like beetle shells and oil slicks. That includes a couple of Roman captured by early photographers at tribal gatherings durvessels that date to the first through third centuries C.E., ing the twilight of America’s western expansion. Initially I was a bit taken aback, seeing them as culturally appromaking them easily the oldest human-made items in the museum; the discovery of similar objects in archaeologi- priative depictions made by and for white people. But as Thalheimer explained it, these objects represented unifycal digs inspired artists to reproduce their unique surface shine imparted by underground chemical reactions. The ing, progressive political statements within their own time, ancient artifacts are exhibited alongside their latter-day presenting indigenous people as human beings – each descendants, including an exquisite trivet inlaid with but- identified by name and tribe – as opposed to nameless cari-

catures in a romanticized “Cowboys and Indians” context. I concluded my visit with a peek into Charles Hosmer Morse’s Study at Osceola Lodge, a charming vignette re-creating a room from the museum’s namesake’s original home, which is currently leased to Rollins College and inaccessible to the public. The display includes antique Stickley portiere curtains that Thalheimer unearthed in Morse’s closet, along with exquisite oak furniture and family photos. It looks so cozy that if it weren’t protected behind glass, I might have curled up by the fireplace for a nap. Instead I headed home through yet another a torrential downpour. If you’re seeking shelter from the storm, the Morse’s newest exhibits make a refreshing respite. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com

BLOWN GLASS VASE, C. 1899, TIFFANY GLASS AND DECORATING CO., NEW YORK CITY, 1892–1900 | PHOTO VIA MORSE MUSEUM

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[ food + drink ] POKE HANA

BY FAIYAZ KARA

1225A E. Colonial Drive 407-601-0283 poke-hana.com $$

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MAKING WAVES Cool Mills 50 spot rides the swell of poke’s popularity BY FAIYAZ KARA

ou can thank good ol’-fashioned government bureaucracy for bestowing Poke Hana on Mills 50. The space was on the verge of becoming a lobster roll joint before the city’s lengthy permitting process gave the owners, who also run popular bunnery King Bao, pause to reconsider the concept. So, yeah, Hawaii edged out New England, just as it edged out Massachusetts, Connecticut and Vermont in being named the healthiest state in the country. Since 2008, in fact, Hawaii has taken top spot seven times in United Health Foundation’s rankings and, no doubt, diet has been an overlying factor. Florida’s best showing came last year when it placed 29th in the nation – and maybe, just maybe, Hawaii had a small hand in that, given how lolo we all are for poke. As the craze swells across the state, poke purists can only watch the dish get appropriated, embellished and marketed to the clean-eating, bowl-loving sector – sacrilegious toppings and all.

Oh, it’s not so bad – not here at Poke Hana, anyway, where there appears to be a deep respect for Hawaii’s contribution to the culinary industrial complex. A ruby mound of ahi – poke’s traditional fish of choice – lends photographic worth to the “Maui Wowie” ($13), a bricolage braced with pickled cucumber, seaweed salad, edamame and fried onions cloaking a mass of brown rice. The ahi is simply sauced in soy, sesame oil and honey to, you know, keep it real. It’s everything a classic poke experience should be, minus the beach view, though surf competitions airing on the big screen and large photos of surf life make an effort. The tables are narrow, and they resemble longboards, but I

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dig the form-over-function planks almost as much as the octopus-laden “Tako Very Much” ($14) with fried noodles. The kimchee sauce (gasp!) was absolutely amped, so much so that one of the guys behind the counter insisted handing me a side of the liquid heat for the taco ($3.75) I ordered. Taco? Don’t be so shocked – it’s not like they’re serving activated-charcoal pizza with their poke. FWIW, their tacos employ a crackly rice shell and come stuffed with everything from pulled pork to spicy salmon to fried tofu. I tore into the “hei hei chicken,” taco sending sesame seeds and fried scallions scattering. The taco vanished in a few messy seconds, necessitating a quick wipe of splatter (likely avocado crema, spicy aioli or both) off my mouth and a long swig of Hawaiian Sun Strawberry Lilikoi ($2). That stuff is gooood. In true Hawaiian fashion, you’ll find Spam musubi ($3) and butter mochi ($3) near the cash register, but vegans can indulge in a nori-wrapped rice block as well. Just ask for the fried tofu ($3) version (it’s got a nice little crunch), and a little more of that kimchee sauce. Acai bowls ($9.50) get their fair share of real estate on the menu, but to deny yourself a serving of Dole whip ($3) would be akin to dick-dragging a barrel wave like a junkyard dog with noodle arms. That is, totally not tubular. Mahalo! fkara@orlandoweekly.com

Ryan Manning of MX Taco and Rob Bair of Tin & Taco will join forces in opening another MX Taco in the Le Crave Express spot next to Domu Chibi Ramen in Waterford Lakes. Unlike the original taqueria in the Milk District, MX Taco Waterford Lakes will be larger and seat 32 people inside and 12 on the patio … Due Amici, the restaurant we told you was moving into the old Kingfish Bistro space in College Park, will open July 4. The Ybor City import will serve housemade pastas and sauces, along with New York-style pies … King Cajun Crawfish has opened a fourth location in the old Southern Spice Indian Cuisine space in Dr. Phillips … Thai Express has opened in the Gardens of Millenia plaza near the Millenia Mall … Topolino’s Terrace will be the signature restaurant inside Disney’s Riviera Resort when it opens on Dec. 16. The cuisine is expected to highlight French and Italian flavors, with wines being sourced from the Mediterranean coast. Reservations are open … Orlando’s largest churrascaria – the 10,000-square-foot Cafe Mineiro Brazilian Steakhouse on Crystal Clear Lane – has been replaced by the Sabor Do Sul Brazilian Steakhouse.

CLOSINGS Phan’s Asian Cuisine on South Orange Blossom Trail has closed. Little Asian Cuisine, serving pho and sushi, has opened in its place.

EVENTS The Ravenous Pig Brewing Co. will release their watermelon ale, dubbed “Lardermelon,” on Canada Day (that’s July 1 to all you Yanks) … The Ravenous Pig hosts a Fourth of July Roast from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m. that day featuring a special menu of such mains as smoked spare ribs, pastrami brisket, smoked salmon BLT and lobster Cobb salad. Or order a fully loaded BBQ basket by July 1 and pick up on the 4th … East End Market stages a Chicken & Waffles Brunch July 13 from 11:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. The ticket price includes a three-course meal, allyou-can-drink mimosas and gratuity. Cost is $55 for individuals, $300 for a table of six or $400 for a table of eight. Got dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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SETTE This Italian concept by Se7en Bites owners Va and Trina Gregory-Propst offers plenty of rustic bites and comfort, be it housemade pastas like one-noodle lasagna and mushroom pappardelle or addictive arancini and “pot roast” risotto. Desserts, expectedly, are of the epic variety. Closed Sundays. 1407 N. Orange Ave., 407-7047771; $$$

THE OLD JAILHOUSE An ambitious restoration and renovation easily makes this restaurant the most stunning in all of Sanford. Chef Bram Fowler’s “Sun Belt Cuisine” highlights everything from Southern California to Louisiana to Lowcountry staples. Cocktails are taken just as seriously here as the wine list. Don’t leave without a bite of the buttery bananas foster bread pudding. Closed Sundays. 113 S. Palmetto Ave., Sanford, 407-548-6964; $$$

PROPER & WILD Chelsie and Jamie Savage’s high-end veg restaurant makes the perfect complement to the couple’s casual (and uber-popular) Sanctum Cafe. The plant-based cuisine has a tonier touch than the Colonialtown eatery, but dishes like spicy makhani curry, beet tartare and chickpea fries prove equally gratifying. Don’t pass on the burgers – the yellow curry and kimchi version is east-meets-far-east remarkable. 155 E. Morse Blvd., Winter Park, 407-5438425; $$

COCO COCINA MEXICANA Who knows whether serving regional Mexican fare in upscale digs is enough to reverse the curse of this South Eola space, but dishes like a bracing aguachile negro and crunchy/creamy chapuline-andguacamole tacos give one hope. Weekend brunches are highlighted by $4 margaritas. Closed Monday. 100 S. Eola Drive, 407-6015750; $$

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poured courtesy of Wavelength Coffee and pastries by Buttermilk Bakery. Open daily. 522 E. Amelia St., 407-723-8496; $

JALEO

Chef/humanitarian José Andrés brings his tapas concept to Disney Springs with much fanfare and it lives up to the hype. From sharable plates of pata negra and paella to grilled meats (the secreto is a must), the food – much like the 22,000-square-foot restaurant’s avant-garde and expressionist design – is impressive. Two different chef’s tasting menus are offered, and worth the splurge. Open daily. Disney Springs, 1482 Buena Vista Drive, 321-348-3211; $$$$

HINCKLEY’S FANCY MEATS Matt Hinckley, a champion of responsible agricultural practices, brings a wealth of experience to his East End Market meat shop, where his display case of smoked meats, terrines, rillettes and pâtés often stops folks in their tracks. Some mighty fine sandwiches can be had too, notably the crackling porchetta on ciabatta and a banh mi with duck liver pâté. East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive, 786-671-1023; $$

BOXI PARK

Lake Nona shipping-container food park houses numerous food concepts, from burgers and tacos to fried chicken and lobster rolls. Beer, wine and cocktails are also offered in addition to live music, volleyball courts, playgrounds and a dog park. Open Thursday to Sunday. 6877 Tavistock Lakes Blvd., 407-536-9666; $

BUSTER’S BISTRO

Convivial Belgian gastropub in the heart of Sanford’s historic district has an amazing selection of Belgian brews on tap and by the bottle. Hearty dishes make fine accompaniments to all that beer, none more so than the short rib carbonnade. A deconstructed vol-auvent’s got flavor, as does the poutine. Closed Mondays. 300 Sanford Ave., Sanford, 407-732-6880; $$

BAANCHAN THAI

East Orlando Thai joint delivers a bit of the traditional (the pad Thai is solid) with a few dishes to lure the intrepid diner, like fried seasoned quail eggs; “Thai heaven beef,” aka fried beef jerky; and duck ramen in a lemongrass broth cloaking infernal red-hot chilis. Creamy Thai tea makes a great palliative. Closed Mondays. 10725 E. Colonial Drive, 407-270-8448; $

FOREVER NAAN

From-scratch curries highlight this small Curry Ford Road curry shop, though the samosas, delicately fried and not thick-skinned, deserve praise as well. Coming soon is an expanded menu of Indian street snacks (think pani puri and kebab rolls) and vegan offerings. Closed Mondays and Saturdays. 4205 Curry Ford Road, 407-601-0835; $ n

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[ film + tv ] FILM LISTINGS All Is True Kenneth Branagh directs and stars as William Shakespeare during the Bard’s twilight years in Stratford-upon-Avon. Through Thursday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-6290054; enzian.org. Chasing Coral Emmy Award-winning documentary during which divers, photographers and scientists set out on an ocean adventure to discover why coral reefs are disappearing. Thursday, 2 pm; Center for Health & Wellbeing, 2005 Mizell Ave., Winter Park; free; 407644-2300; yourhealthandwellbeing.org. Dive-In Movie: Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse Screening of the Academy Award-winning animated film at the outdoor pool. Friday, 7:30 pm; Altamonte Springs Recreation, 624 Bills Lane, Altamonte Springs; $5; 407-571-8740; asrecreation.org. Himesh Patel and Kate McKinnon in Yesterday

BELIEVE IN YESTERDAY

Beatle fantasy is uneven yet enticing BY CA MERON MEIER

o borrow a phrase, Jack Malik is a real nowhere man, sitting in his nowhere land, which happens to be the seaside resort town of Clacton-on-Sea, England. Working as an underappreciated part-timer at a wholesale warehouse and struggling to write and perform music in his free time, Jack makes all his nowhere plans for nobody. Bemoaning his failed music career, Jack tells his childhood friend Ellie, “If it hasn’t happened by now, it’s not going to. It would take a miracle.” That miracle is coming. One evening while riding home on his bike, the globe experiences a freakish power outage. The electrical interruption goes unnoticed by Jack because he’s struck by an oncoming bus at the exact moment of the glitch. But despite a hospital visit and the loss of his front teeth, it’s not his physical health Jack is concerned about. Instead, it’s his mental and aesthetic well-being, as Jack soon discovers that, astonishingly, the recent power snafu has erased from existence the most cherished artistic entity of modern

times: the Beatles. And he’s seemingly the only one who remembers them (along with Coca-Cola and cigarettes, the random disappearance of which inexplicably cheapens and complicates the film’s premise). Directed by Danny Boyle (Trainspotting, Slumdog Millionaire), from a script by Richard Curtis (Four Weddings and a Funeral, Notting Hill), Yesterday begins as a great Twilight Zone episode before lurching into an only somewhat successful combination of comedy, drama, fantasy and romance. Once Jack gets over the shock of his unlikely predicament, he is consumed by the awesome task of presenting to the world for the first time the music of the Fab Four. Predictably, fortune finds him while he simultaneously struggles with the trappings of fame – as did the Beatles themselves – and his own romantic feelings toward Ellie. Yesterday is a competent realization of a brilliant concept, but it could have been more. It’s nice to see Boyle embrace whimsy over his usual grittiness, but the

Echo in the Canyon Documentary about the folk-rock scene of the mid-1960s in Laurel Canyon, California. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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YESTERDAY

The Greatest Showman Sing-Along Sing-along screening of the musical loosely based on the life of P.T. Barnum, with special guest host Michael Wanzie. Saturday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $15-$25; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

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Kinky Boots the Musical Award-winning musical about shoemakers who find a new market in the drag queen scene. Saturday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $19.17; fathomevents.com.

production often seems bloated, not to mention tonally challenged thanks to its genre-hopping. Still, it’s intermittently enticing, even endearing, helped along by great music and solid performances by Himesh Patel (EastEnders) as Jack, Lily James (Downton Abbey, Darkest Hour) as Ellie and Ed Sheeran as himself. Providing broad comic relief are Joel Fry (Game of Thrones) as Jack’s friend and roadie, and Kate McKinnon (Saturday Night Live) as his money-grubbing manager. Fry is a mostly welcome addition, but McKinnon’s character is poorly conceived, badly written and abysmally acted. Shockingly, she does almost everything possible to sink an otherwise decent film, until a single, mind-bending scene near the end rescues the production from narrative drift and finally elevates it, if briefly, to a level of metaphysics and mysticism. Yesterday, like the song by Paul McCartney, is about missed opportunities. Still, the movie never entirely wears out its wonderful premise because Boyle understands an essential truth uttered by one of the film’s mysterious supporting characters: “A world without the Beatles is a world that is infinitely worse.”

Peanut Butter Matinee: Mrs. Doubtfire An estranged father dresses up as an English nanny in order to spend more time with his children. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-6290054; enzian.org. Poeta Premiere of an independent urban romance. Saturday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $15-$25; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Popcorn Flicks in the Park: Apollo 13 When an oxygen tank explodes, three men on a lunar mission must survive long enough to return to Earth. Thursday, 8 pm; Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; enzian.org. Soar Into Space Movie Marathon: Apollo 13 Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon and Bill Paxton star as astronauts on a disastrous mission to the moon. Monday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Whisper of the Heart Animated heartwarming comingof-age classic from the legendary Studio Ghibli. Monday-Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

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ON SCREENS IN ORLANDO

Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Holland in Spider-Man: Far From Home BY ST EVE SCHN EID ER

OPENING THIS WEEK: Annabelle Comes Home Warner Brothers must be pretty confident about the latest installment in their devil-doll series, because they’re opening it less than a week after the Child’s Play reboot arrived in theaters. (And they’re clearly not worried that anybody is going to go see Anna by mistake.) So it’ll be a surprise if Comes Home stalls not just the Annabelle franchise but the Conjuring universe from which it was spun off. According to the producers, this episode qualifies as a prequel in a rather novel way, taking place sometime after the opening scenes of the first Conjuring flick but before the climax of that same picture. So in other words, you were actually watching this movie while you were watching that one, and you just didn’t know it yet. Wow, I wonder if you liked it. (R; opens Wednesday, June 26) Echo in the Canyon Frank Zappa once said that the Southern California folk-rock sound was defined by a stupid fucking D chord you played at the top of a guitar neck while wiggling your finger around. That’s probably the best description I’ve ever heard of not just a suspended fourth but an entire musical movement. You’ll get a far more glowing portrait of the Laurel Canyon scene of the mid-’60s in this documentary, an encore from the 2019 Florida Film Festival that pays tribute to the Byrds, Buffalo Springfield and every other act that jangled its way into young America’s heart. Hey, you might even learn to play “Needles and Pins”! (Pro tip: Give your finger a good stretch before

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wiggling it around.) (PG-13; tentatively scheduled to open Friday, June 28, at Enzian Theater, Maitland) Spider-Man: Far From Home If I had to pick one visual image to sum up the 1960s, it might well be one of Steve Ditko’s drawings of the truly psychedelic Spidey villain Mysterio. So I’m positively elated that the notorious Quentin Beck is arriving on screen with his Ditko-designed fishbowl helmet intact. In fact, according to Screen Rant, actor Jake Gyllenhaal requested that the character spend more time in costume than the filmmakers had originally planned, because he too loved the outfit so much. (Hey, remember when Gyllenhaal almost took over the role of Spidey himself back when Tobey Maguire was being a big pain in the ass? Sounds like he’s really bucking for the title of Protector of the Brand.) Anyway, the movie version of Mysterio might be a bad guy, or he might be a good guy. And the movie could be good, or it could blow. But honestly, there’s only one thing that really important to me right now, and I think I’ve made it clear what that is. Fishbowl! Fishbowl! (PG-13; opens Tuesday, July 2)

ALSO PLAYING: Pavarotti Previously unseen footage highlights this documentary profile of the legendary opera singer who was one and a half of the Three Tenors. Hey, did I just make a fat joke? About a dead guy? Why yes, I believe I did. (NR; playing at Regal Winter Park Village & RPX) orlandoweekly.com

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Donzii bring a uniquely South Floridian flavor to post-punk BY MATTHEW MOYER

hough gothic music was birthed an important and fresh new voice in a across the pond – maybe unwitting- post-punk scene that needs more diversity. ly, given the protestations of Peter The twin engines behind Donzii, vocalistMurphy and Andrew Eldritch – over the artist Jenna Balfe and bassist Dennis Fuller years, Florida has played a hand in keep- (also married), may cut an intimidating ing the dark torch burning. (SNL’s “Goth profile onstage – all sharp cheekbones and Talk” skits were set in Tampa, for god’s cold stares – but are unfailingly kind and sake!) Continuing that proud tradition of thoughtful in conversation, reminiscing about the origins of the Floridian darkness project. “The very beginbeyond just “tropi-goth” DONZII ning of our journey was kitsch is Miami’s Donzii. with Ghostflower experimenting in Doug A relatively new 9 p.m. Friday, June 28 Weber’s music cave at band, having only issued Stonewall Bar, 741 W. Church St. the ‘Pine Crust Mansion’ their debut vinyl EP 407-373-0888 in Pinecrest,” remembers Mines on Los Angeles’ stonewallorlando.com Balfe. “We would mess Greymarket label last $7 around with beats. … year, Donzii is already Eventually this shifted a familiar presence on into us wanting to make stages large and small across Florida. Though the band shies away songs that had an Italo-disco vibe.” Moving past initial experiments with from the “gothic” or “darkwave” tags of late, they’re gothic in the way peak Siouxsie and noise and electronics toward a more the Banshees or Lydia Lunch circa Queen of streamlined post-punk propulsion, Fuller Siam were – a kinetic, sonic, physical force and Balfe took the plunge and played live. of nature. Orlando Weekly had the pleasure “We were invited to be part of an art show of seeing them several times around Central in Miami called ‘The Collabo Show,’” says Florida last year and we were left floored Balfe. “In about a week, we wrote five songs for the performance. I made dances for every time. And for such a young band, Donzii are each of the songs.”

The name “Donzii” came to them at the eleventh hour. “There’s an Italian speedboat company called Donzi and we added an extra ‘i’ to the end,” explains Fuller. “It’s sort of the punk thing of taking something that’s fancy and fucking it up. … We are referencing Italo-disco and that luxury boat company, but we’re making it our own. This is ours now.” Whether on stage or on record, Donzii’s music is heavily evocative of the heat, humidity, music blasting out of car windows, push-and-pull between development and natural beauty, and the slightly enigmatic vibes of Miami. Both Fuller and Balfe agree. “Miami is a tropical paradise in peril,” says Balfe. “This reality shades my creative output with heavy references to time, death, decay and opulence as diversion from truth.” Fuller adds: “In South Florida, bass rules. I grew up with that. … You want to hear 808s and stuff like that? This is where it came from. Now, we don’t do that style of music but … it’s got to be rhythmic, it’s got to make people dance.” Besides a commitment to the rhythmic kick at the heart of their music, one of the other signature elements of Donzii’s live work is their unself-conscious embrace of performance art to propel a show into surrealist realms. “Jenna is a performance artist and we feel a responsibility to carry that art form into our music,” says Fuller. Balfe goes further: “Being on stage is a time of giving, receiving and exorcising the tumult I build up through being alive. Through the performative aspects of our show, the costumes, or the skits I am trying to create visuals and scenarios that … are expressive for me and cathartic for the audience at the same time.” “We want it to stick in people’s minds,” says Fuller. “So people will be like, ‘Oh that was the band that came out in different colored sheets and were playing recorders or that was the band that came out all on the same dog chain or wearing a bunch of USB cables tied around their necks.’ … It’s a very important part. It’s not just a gimmick.” Though the Fuller-Balfe leads the band, they are fulsome in their praise of bandmates Monroe Getz (drums), Miles Hancock (keyboards) and especially guitarist Danny Henize, a South Floridian goth OG who did time with cult faves like Agony in the Garden and Life in Sodom. Donzii are working on new material at this very moment with an eye toward releasing another EP and a full-length next year. This Friday will inevitably be a hot and muggy night, and that’s the best time to see this band on the rise cast their spells. mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT The Knowing Within Local metal act says their good-byes at a proper farewell show at Will’s, flanked by Not in Vain, Life Alive and Story’s End. 8 p.m. Wednesday, June 26, at Will’s Pub, $10-$12

Love and Theft Young hitmaking country duo try out the new Green Room concert space at the Tin Roof. Big one. 6 p.m. Thursday, June 27, at Tin Roof, $15

Alien Witch The hardest-working freak in local synth-punk joins forces with Jream and Saturn Valley for a heavy electronics bill. 8 p.m. Friday, June 28, at Stardust Video, free

Wolvhammer Midwestern blackened punk deathtrippers have honed their sound down to a spectacular, strangely nuanced wall of noise and pain. 8 p.m. Saturday, June 29, at Soundbar, $13

A Brilliant Lie Young and hungry local alt-rockers play Will’s with VISTA, KASSON and Linqo. 8 p.m. Sunday, June 30, at Will’s Pub, $8-$10

Jordan Foley Local Americana mover plays a show at the Garden Room at Sleuth’s. Now this is an intriguing show space! 8 p.m. Monday, July 1, at Sleuth’s Mystery Dinner Theatre, $15

Total Punk Turnbuckle Tuesdays Not expressly a live music event, but the playlist is all vinyl and the mood will no doubt be particularly celebratory so soon after Sunday’s Mayhem on Mills throwdown. 10 p.m. Tuesday, July 2, at Will’s Pub, free

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BY B AO L E - H U U SHIN GUARD | PHOTO BY JEN CRAY

Ahhh, summer vacations are

always nice. But it’s good to be back, and there’s no better way to get back on the beat than to go get screamed at for a whole night, right? So let’s put the needle back on the record.

GILLIAN CARTER, FOR YOUR HEALTH, SHIN GUARD AND THROWIN UP, WILL’S PUB, JUNE 20

Without question, screamo isn’t for everyone. Most of the time, I’m not even sure it’s for me. But a recent Bad Balloon showcase featured an onslaught of acts who come from the respectable skramz side of the checkered screamo street, resolutely opposite all the abominable bands that the so-called scene kids listen to. Unlike those other screeching affronts to taste, the intensity of this night’s bill has a more direct lineage to the true roots of hardcore, which makes all the difference in the world. Hardcore punk is all about catharsis of some kind. And these are bands that leverage the full force of the form to explore a fuller spectrum of emotion. Featured at the center of the bill were a couple of bands – For Your Health and Shin Guard – who are on an eastern U.S. tour together promoting a split album, Death of Spring, released just last month. For Your Health are an emotional hardcore group from Columbus, Ohio. Yes, their well-constructed rock does dare to occasionally venture into melodic moments of crystal instrumental clarity. But their power is never in dispute, with a raging live delivery that knows how to live on the edge. As if to certify the affili-

Vocally, Shin Guard have a three-singer arsenal with a sonic wingspan from cardcarrying screams to blackened hydra shrieks to purging death-metal growls

ation between the two touring bands, members of Shin Guard joined in on parts of For Your Health’s set. As for Shin Guard, this Pittsburgh crew is anything but your basic hardcore band. What they are is an incredibly dynamic storm that pulls from all kinds of intensity and orchestrates it into an ambitious display of artistry. Vocally, they’ve got a three-singer arsenal that can flex a sonic wingspan that goes from card-carrying screams to blackened hydra shrieks to purging death-metal growls. Instrumentally, their palette is expansive, technical and progressive. And with the whole maelstrom guided by deeply expressive intent, the result is layered emotional rock that, though ferocious, is a thing of meticulous craft. Bookending the touring acts were a couple of Florida bands. Palm Bay’s Gillian Carter, as usual, represented especially hard. Flagbearers of heavy music that’s as progressive as it is extreme, the sonically acrobatic trio continue to earn their spot on the Florida heavy vanguard.

Few bands today can deliver emotion and power with such equal measure. At this point in their craft and expression, their widescreen vision of post-hardcore is on a master level of pushing the possibilities of heavy music. Opening were Orlando’s Throwin Up. Befitting their name, this raw hardcore crew comes on in a violent fit. With evershifting tempo and bearing, they never stay long enough in one space to let you get comfortable. They go from menacing groove to hovering dread to full avalanche, often in the stretch of a single punk blast. And it equals a restless fury.

KALEIGH BAKER, LIL INDIES, JUNE 20

Sometimes familiarity can have an unfortunate lulling effect. Kaleigh Baker’s residencies are well-known on the scene. But on a recent pop-over in between heavy bands next door at Will’s Pub, it occurred to me that their regularity is no excuse to take them for granted. Besides Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth, her weekly stands at Lil Indies are where you can feel the heat of a legendary Orlando supernova up close and personal. Baker is a cyclone of rock and soul, infusing tradition with youth and vigor. As a singer, she’s as much an arabesque songbird as a gut-kicking powerhouse. Even if you’re not the classic sort, she’s the kind of vocalist whose natural gust and grip will freeze you dead in your tracks in seconds flat. Regular features like this are one of the things that make Mills Avenue exceptional. Go soak it in. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Friday, June 28

TLC

MUSIC

Making up for a date originally scheduled for this past January, R&B powerhouse TLC returns to town for a show at Hard Rock Live this week. If you didn’t live through the ’90s, it’s impossible to convey just how culturedefining the group’s hits were back in the day. Even now, lines from their hit singles like “No Scrubs” and “Waterfalls” get used in the popular lexicon on a level that rivals the ubiquity of The Wizard of Oz quotes. (Seriously, once you start noticing how often people quote the 1939 MGM classic without even realizing it, it gets bizarre.) These days, TLC comprises just Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins and Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas after the tragic 2002 death of Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez, but the duo has proven that they still have the same pop acumen as in the glory days on hook-laden tracks like 2017’s “Haters.” The only reason not to check it out is if your name is Jason Waterfalls. – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd. | 407-351-7625 | hardrock.com | $35-$75

Saturday, June 29

Rally With Gabby Giffords for Gun Violence Research CIVICS

PHOTO BY GAGE SKIDMORE

Gabby Giffords, the former Arizona Congresswoman who survived a gunshot to the head in a 2011 attempt on her life in Tucson, comes to Orlando for a rally to increase funding for gun violence research. Giffords is joined by medical professionals and gun safety advocates such as Doctors for America, the League of Women Voters and the Florida Chapter of the American College of Physicians, among other groups. Attendees can hear experts speak on the issue of increased gun violence in America, meet with advocates and become more aware of what they can do to combat the problem. – Christian Casale 11 a.m. | Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave. | 407-896-4231 | giffords.org | free

Saturday, June 29

Country Throwdown MUSIC

Grab your cowboy hats and head on down to House of Blues for a night of great country music and even better boot-kicking fun. The Country Throwdown features artists such as the Greg Warren Band, known for their hit singles “Reason to Drink” and “City Girl,” and Diamond Dixie, a Central Florida sister act who’ve been playing around town since before they were legally allowed to be in most venues. Their latest single, “Without Your Love,” shows a new level of polish and maturity that’s a breath of fresh air in the estrogen-deprived mainstream country landscape. The event includes giveaways, linedancing lessons, cold beer and more. Be sure to polish your boots and arrive early for a good spot. – Annabelle Sikes

OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

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Radiohead Tribute Show MUSIC

9 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $7-$10

PHOTO BY SIGHTS SO SUDDEN

Thom Yorke isn’t coming to town – much to our dismay – but bands Lavola and Boston Marriage are bringing the next best thing to Will’s Pub this weekend: a Radiohead “tribute show.” Lavola, a self-described “symphonic indie rock quartet” fronted by songwriter Julian Cires that has opened for the likes of Silversun Pickups and Soul Asylum, are familiar faces in the Sunshine State’s music scene. We can only assume they’re familiar with Radiohead’s deep discography, and that they’ll play some of the band’s B-side tracks versus, you know, “Creep.” So treat it like you’re at Bonnaroo or Austin City Limits, because there’s no telling when, if ever, the real thing will come to town. – Xander Peters

Lavola

Sunday, June 30

Cat Tattoo Day EVENTS

Show your devotion to cats by getting a tattoo of one! The Golden Tarot Ink Club is donating the proceeds of $40-$80 cat tattoos to Orange County Animal Services to support real cats who need homes. Guests can also adopt a cat from OCAS at the event – and then get a permanent reminder of the adoption imprinted in their skin. You could win a free cat tattoo or other catthemed prizes by entering a raffle, or discover your future with a free tarot card reading. A professional photographer can provide you with a portrait of your new furry acquisition, er, friend. All proceeds from the event will be donated to OCAS. – Clarissa Moon noon-5 p.m. | Golden Tarot Ink Club, 3744 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park | 407-725-7072 | goldentarotinkclub.com | free

Tuesday, July 2

Mock Identity MUSIC

The phrase “punk band from Washington, D.C.” probably brings to mind a pretty fixed set of sounds/images – Minor Threat, SOA – but young post-punk quartet Mock Identity are instead in line with more shadowy D.C. cult outsiders like Strange Boutique, adding new sounds and perspectives to their city’s rich musical lineage. The group stands out not just for their angular, brooding sound but for Spanish-language tracks like “Nación de Opresión,” and a firm stance of solidarity with marginalized groups against those who wield their power recklessly. For such a new band, they’re created a seriously exciting noise. – MM with Permanent Makeup, Vivian K | 9 p.m. | Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave. | 407-898-0009 | $6

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WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26-TUESDAY, JULY 2 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM

MUSIC WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26 Alex Di Leo, Cody Lovaas, Giglio, Levie 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $10-$13. Bengali 600, DJ FoxForce005 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5. The Knowing Within (Farewell Show), Not in Vain, Life Alive, Story’s End 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Underground Retro With Chase Shellee 9:30 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; $12; 407-839-0080. The Met Live in HD: La Bohème 1 & 7 pm; Franco Zeffirelli’s picturesque staging, an audience favorite for more than 30 years, features a winning young cast, including soprano Kristine Opolais and tenor Vittorio Grigolo as the lovers Mimì and Rodolfo. Multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

THURSDAY, JUNE 27 Emo Night Brooklyn 10 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $10. Love and Theft 8 pm; The Tin Roof, 8371 International Drive; $15-$20; 407-270-7926. Sofar Orlando x Sanford Porchfest 7:30 pm; go to facebook.com/ sanfordporchfest for price and venue. Tunez, C-Doc, A Tribe Called Outsydrz, Aiden Jay, DJ Rawshitonly and more 6:30 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $12-$15; 407-704-6261. Universal Funk Orchestra, Young Scholar, CreativAngel, Office Hours, Harbour Drive 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

FRIDAY, JUNE 28 Brown Eyed Women 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261. Donzii, Ghostflower 9 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $7-$10; 407-373-0888.

Hannah Wants Friday at Celine Orlando Hannah Wants 9 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free-$10.

Dalex 9 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25-$75.

The Legendary JC’s, Betty Fox Band 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10.

Edge Effect 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111.

Lonesome City Travelers, Royal Graves 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $10. Papa Wheelee 9 pm; Wing Shack, 4650 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-381-4798. Streetlight Manifesto 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25-$87.75; 407-934-2583. TLC 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35-$75; 407-351-5483.

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Gargamel!, Death Crusher, Duke Moon & the Phase, the Dull Blades, Eugene Snowden 9 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5.

SATURDAY, JUNE 29

Los Horóscopos de Durango, Los Principes, Cumbre Norteña 9 pm; Scorpion Nightclub, 630 Emeralda Road; $35; 407-284-2909.

Body//Talk Sixth Anniversary 9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $10; 407-332-9636.

Matt O’Ree and Eryn 9 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

Goodbye Cum Worship: TV Dinner, JASON, Country Throwdown: Greg Warren Band, Bacon Grease, DJ Audromeda 10 pm; Church Diamond Dixie 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney of United Ministry, 647 N. Mills Ave.; donations. Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $11; 407-934-2583. 42

Ekali 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $15-$30; 407-504-7699.

Papa Wheelee 9 pm; Wing Shack, 4650 E. Michigan St.; free; 407-381-4798.

Basshead BBQ Fundraiser Treehouse Grand Reopening Downtown’s Treehouse craft cocktail bar has been in business for about four years now, but the cozy space is getting an upgrade. This week, the bar re-debuts after a remodel that expands it into “the space next door,” which we have to assume means dance club the Attic. Whether or not that signifies the death of the Attic is unconfirmed, but we just hope the astroturf gets spread to the entirety of the new space. 8 p.m. Wednesday; The Treehouse, 68 E. Pine St.; free; thetreehouseorlando.com.

Wayne Brady Oct. 12 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Summer of Love Fairvilla Megastore hopes to make your summer extra steamy by getting you to check out their wide variety of adult clothing, toys and accessories. To lure you in, they’re offering up free cocktails (always a good icebreaker), live music from Eugene Snowden (is it hot in here, or is it just us?) and plenty of raffles, games and prizes. If you’re gonna sweat all summer anyway, you may as well have fun while you do it. (LOL, “do it.”) 7-9 p.m. Thursday; Fairvilla Megastore, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; fairvilla.com.

Basshead BBQ Fundraiser The popular Bass Night party crew holds a family-style barbecue at the Henao Center this weekend. Bring canned goods to donate to a good cause and stuff your face with burgers and dogs. Then dance the night away to music from Burn the Universe and other bass DJs. 6 p.m. Friday; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; donations encouraged; bassnight.club. Goodbye CUM Worship Church of United Ministry (get it?), the most recent iteration of the outsider art haven formerly known as A-Shop and Anime Fun Shop, closes its doors this week with a party with an exceedingly on-brand name. Venue-runner Jason Kimmins performs alongside the twee-pop of TV Dinner and the outré beats of Andrea Knight’s Bacon Grease project. Keeping tongue firmly planted in cheek (or really anywhere else) until the end, Kimmins even says you can take whatever you want from the venue. 10 p.m. Friday; Church of United Ministry, 647 N. Mills Ave.; donations; facebook. com/cumworshiporlando.

Rob Thomas, July 3 at Hard Rock Live Jojo Siwa, July 10 at Amway Center Have Gun Will Travel, July 12 at Will’s Pub New Kids on the Block, July 13 at Amway Center Jennifer Lopez, July 23 at Amway Center Carly Rae Jepsen, July 27 at House of Blues Shawn Mendes, July 30 at Amway Center Jonas Brothers, Aug. 9 at Amway Center Slash, Aug. 13 at Hard Rock Live

UB40, Aug. 18 at House of Blues Backstreet Boys, Aug. 24 at Amway Center Alejandro Sanz, Sept. 5 at the Dr. Phillips Center Sonata Arctica, Sept. 7 at the Abbey Angels & Airwaves, Sept. 10 at House of Blues Jenny Lewis, Sept. 11 at the Beacham The Pietasters, Sept. 14 at Will’s Pub Pup, Sept. 19 at the Beacham

Aesthetic Perfection, Sept. 21 at Will’s Pub

Juan Luis Guerra, Oct. 27 at Amway Center

Deep Purple, Sept. 26 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Foreign Dissent 6, Oct. 28 at Will’s Pub

Orville Peck, Sept. 26 at the Social Dane Cook, Sept. 27 at the Dr. Phillips Center Built to Spill, Oct. 10 at the Social Nahko & Medicine for the People, Oct. 10 at House of Blues Wayne Brady, Oct. 12 at the Dr. Phillips Center

Alan Jackson, Sept. 20 at Amway Center

Alison Krauss, Oct. 19 at the Dr. Phillips Center

The Growlers, Sept. 21 at the Plaza Live

The Chainsmokers, Oct. 26 at Amway Center

The Black Keys, Nov. 6 at Amway Center Stiff Little Fingers, Nov. 6 at the Plaza AJR, Nov. 8 at Hard Rock Live Miranda Lambert, Nov. 9 at Amway Center Sammy Hagar, Nov. 9 at the Dr. Phillips Center Sara Bareilles, Nov. 24 at Amway Center Nick Offerman, Dec. 5 at Hard Rock Live John Prine, Dec. 6 at Bob Carr Theater

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SATURDAY-SUNDAY, JUNE 29-30

Wrestle War II/Mayhem on Mills V S P O R TS

Let’s not get ready to rumble (because that phrase, as wrestling fans know, is extremely trademarked), but instead yell at the referee to ring the damn bell, because this weekend boasts two very good, but very different, independent wrestling events in the City Beautiful. On Saturday night, USA Pro Wrestling presents another one of their packed cards, full of stars from the glory days of the wrestling boom and cutting-edge regional talent very rooted in the now. Their main event is Scott Steiner versus Jack Swagger, and we’ve got no problem with that. Then, pretend you’re in the Midnight Express in the ’80s and get up bright and early for another card the very next day, this one being Mayhem on Mills’ fifth show. Momentum is on their side, as they move to a bigger, indoor space with the Orange Studio and feature a main event with their newly crowned (and belted) champion Troy Hollywood defending against enigmatic luchador Serpentico. The other feature is a five-way match for a title shot at the next event, including Beastly and Snoop Strikes. And hardcore wrestler Chuckles the Clown is gonna be at both of them! It’s a win-win scenario. – Matthew Moyer USA Pro Wrestling: 7 p.m. Saturday; Orlando National Guard Armory, 2809 S. Ferncreek Ave.; twitter.com/usaprowrestling; $20-$35. Mayhem on Mills: 3 p.m. Sunday; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; $15.

Petey & the Ravens 8:15 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

The Supervillains 7 pm; Boxi Park, 6877 Tavistock Lakes Blvd.; contact for price.

Radiohead Tribute: Lavola, Boston Marriage 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7-$10.

Wolf-Face, Caffiends, Cool Grandma, Boy Muscle, the Palmettes 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$10; 407-270-9104.

Redefind, NoSelf, Devils Envy, Respect the Dead, Canvas, Wolves at Your Door 7 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10; 407-673-2712. Silent Noise Day Party 4-10 pm; Elixir, 9 W. Washington St.; $5-$150. Street66 9 pm; The Public House, 12046 Collegiate Way; free. Summer Sock Hop & Swing Dance Party 10 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free.

Wolvhammer, Vaulted, Varanger, Hot Graves 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $13.

SUNDAY, JUNE 30 A Brilliant Lie, Vista, Kasson, Linqo 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. CF2: Live Electronics 7:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $10-$20 suggested donation; 321-234-3985.

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Ignacio Peña, Selkii 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; contact for price. Michael Reno Harrell 2-4 pm; Winter Park Public Library, 460 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-623-3300.

MONDAY, JULY 1 Defying Decay, Betraying the Martyrs 6 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15. Yaya 4 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; free.

TUESDAY, JULY 2 The Bass Emporium: Hallucinate 9:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $5. Mock Identity, Permanent Makeup, Vivian K. 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $6; 407-270-9104.

THEATER Ghost: The Musical Stage adaptation of the supernatural romance movie that reinvigorated the home pottery hobby. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Theater West End, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $22; 407-5486285; theaterwestend.com. Jeremy Seghers: Three Stories Three different stories play out one at a time on each level of the house. Each 10- to 15-minute scene is written by a different playwright. Thursday, 7 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; $10-$20 suggested donation; 321-234-3529; timucua.com. The Little Prince Bilingual version of the Antoine de Saint-Exúpery story about an aviator who meets a prince from another world in the desert. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $12; 407297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Once Stage adaptation of the independent film about two musicians in Dublin who develop a deep friendship. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $20-$42; 407297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest Stage adaptation of the Ken Kesey novel about the inhabitants of a mental hospital. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway, Kissimmee; $22; 407-846-6257; osceolaarts.org.

THEWEEK Outside Mullingar An unlikely love story between two middleaged Irish neighbors whose families hate each other. Thursday, 8 pm, Saturday, 3 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $42; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Snow White The Brothers Grimm fairy tale comes to life onstage in a fast-paced, comical rendition of the classic story of love, envy and magic. Wednesday, 10:30 am & 2 pm, Thursday, 10:30 am, Friday, 10:30 am & 2 pm, Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Tuesday, 10:30 am; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $10; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

COMEDY Adele Givens Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $25; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Amanda & Emily: We Have a Podcast Live taping of a podcast featuring improv scenes and songs. Thursday, 9:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $10; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Bull & Bush Open Mic Weekly stand-up comedy open mic. Wednesday, 8:30-10:30 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Hank Denson: Teachers Relief 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233. Justin Willman Saturday, 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $35-$40; 407351-5483; hardrock.com/orlando. Michel Quu Wednesday, 8 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

DANCE The Catharsis Series 1.1 Dance variety show from Drapinski Dance Company. Sunday, 8 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $17; 407-896-7365; drapinskidance.com. Corsets & Cuties: Summer in Sanford Burlesque cabaret. Sunday, 8 pm; Theater West End, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $18-$20; 407-548-6285; theaterwestend.com.

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Art Night Out: Palette Knife Painting Learn to use a palette knife to build thick, textural layers on canvas. Wednesday, orlandoweekly.com

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6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Art Talk With Anna Cruz and Adam Lavigne Meet Anna Cruz and Adam Lavigne as they discuss the intricacies of their work and artistry as local zine makers, painters, collaborators and more. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Mills Gallery, 1650 N. Mills Ave.; free; 855336-3653; thegalleryatmillspark.com. MUSEUM GUIDE

Albin Polasek Museum & Sculpture Gardens Precious Pollinators, through Aug. 25; 633 Osceola Ave, Winter Park; $10; 407-647-6294; polasek.org. Art & History Museums – Maitland Pressed Editions: Experimental Contemporary Prints, through Sept. 8; Etched in Time, through Sept. 8. 231 W. Packwood Ave, Maitland; $6; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org. Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art Earth Into Art: The Flowering of American Art Pottery, through Sept. 27, 2020; Charles Hosmer Morse’s Arts and Crafts Study at Osceola Lodge, through Jan. 7, 2021; Iridescence – A Celebration, ongoing; 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Cornell Fine Arts Museum Mexican Modernity: 20th-Century Paintings from the Zapanta Collection; Mediated Reality: Cityscapes by Photorealists; Shifting Perspectives: Art by the Students of the Art Time Outreach Program, through Sept. 8; Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Mennello Museum of American Art Immersion Into Compounded Time and the Paintings of Firelei Báez, through Sept. 1. 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407246-4278; mennellomuseum.org. Orlando Museum of Art A Trek From North to South, through June 30; The Florida Prize in Contemporary Art, through Aug. 18. 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS Arcade @ Parliament House P-House turns into an arcade with tons of retro video game cabinets. Saturday, 8 pm; Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; contact for price; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com. Basshead BBQ Fundraiser A barbecue and canned food drive with bass DJs. Friday, 6 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; free; bassnight.club. BOGO Sale Buy one, get one free sale on all used vinyl and CDs, along with free food samples

THEWEEK from Rett’s Place. Phone first! Saturday, noon-6 pm; East West Music & More, 4895 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-859-8991. Cat Tattoo Day Adopt a cat, get a tattoo of a cat or do both at once. Sunday, noon-5 pm; Golden Tarot Ink Club, 3744 Howell Branch Road, Winter Park; $40$80; 407-725-7072; goldentarotinkclub.com. Coffee With Pat Greene Coffee and conversation with the local arts guy. Saturday, 9 am; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; various menu prices; facebook.com/thenookonrobinson. Coliseum of Comics Summer Warehouse Sale Selection of back issues, statues, games, action figures and more at deep discounts. Friday, 4-7 pm, Saturday-Sunday, noon-4 pm; Coliseum of Comics Warehouse, 6519 Pinecastle Blvd.; free; coliseumofcomics.com. Elvis Presley Convention Cover artists, memorabilia and more. Proceeds go to Wounded Warriors and Russel Home for Atypical Children. Friday, 7:30 pm-midnight, Saturday, 10-midnight, Sunday, 10 am-noon; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $30-45; 407-962-0263; epcontinentals.com. Floridafest Celebration of Florida craft beer with 17 breweries offering up 34 different varieties. Saturday, 3-7 pm; Jax 5th Ave. Deli & Ale, 951 Greenwood Blvd., Lake Mary; various menu prices; 407-323-3354. Geeky Tiki Luau: A Nerdy Summer Kickoff Geeky party with luau performances, a $500 cosplay contest, body painting, DJs, go-go dancing, giveaways, a photobooth and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Club 39, Rosen Plaza Hotel; $15; 407-996-9700; moshiparties.com. Grand Reopening Expansion & Remodel The craft cocktail bar expands into the space next door. Wednesday, 8 pm; The Treehouse, 68 E. Pine St.; free; 407-2052062; thetreehouseorlando.com. Little Giant Pop-Up Pop-up kitchen offering regional Chinese food. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Whippoorwill Beer House & Package Store, 2425 E. South St.; various menu prices; 321355-3964; whippoorwillorlando.com. The Orlando Oddities and Curiosities Market Orlando’s finest collection of oddities vendors come together for a day of taxidermy, morbid antiques, dark artists and more. Saturday, 11 am-7 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 480 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-262-0056. orlandoweekly.com

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PechaKucha Night Orlando v26 Presentations on a variety of topics, constrained to 20 slides and 20 seconds per slide. Saturday, 6 & 9 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $23-$28; drphillipscenter.org. Summer of Love Sexy summer party with complimentary cocktails, live music, raffles, games and prizes. Thursday, 7 pm; Fairvilla Adult Mega Store, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-6005; fairvilla.com. Vintage Summer Market Enjoy a fun day of local vendors for your shopping pleasure, food trucks and drinks. Sunday, 2 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; free; 407704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

LEARNING Food 101: Beer Learn about beer and how it’s consumed around the world. Samples will not be served. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. The Founding Myth: Why Christian Nationalism Is Un-American Presentation by Andrew L. Seidel, a constitutional attorney, author and the Director of Strategic Response at the Freedom From Religion Foundation. Sunday, 1 pm; University Club of Winter Park, 841 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 321-804-3373; uclubwp.org. Wish You Were Here: The Hotels and Motels of Winter Park Exhibition of historical artifacts from lodgings located in Winter Park, from the 1800s to today. Ongoing; Winter Park Historical Museum, at the Winter Park Farmers Market, Winter Park; free; 407-647-8180.

CIVICS Rally With Gabby Giffords for Gun Violence Research Join Gabby Giffords, medical professionals, and advocates to rally for gun violence research funding. Saturday, 11 am; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-896-4231; giffords.org. Tiger Bay Club: Congresswoman Murphy & Congressman Waltz Bipartisan discussion moderated by Chris Heath of WFTV. Friday, 11:30 am; Camping World Stadium, 1 Citrus Bowl Place; $40$50; 407-423-2476; tigerbayclub.org.

THEWEEK LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesday, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Loose Lips Local writers read works inspired by current events. Tuesday, 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Venus in Retrograde: A Conversation With Orlando’s Poet Laureate Meet and hear from Susan Lilley, Orlando’s Poet Laureate, as she reads from her newly released collection. Wednesday, 6:30 pm; First United Methodist Church - Orlando, 142 E. Jackson St.; free; 407-849-6080. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesday, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

SPORTS Mayhem on Mills V: Gimme Shelter Locally produced professional wrestling, including one-on-one, tag team and five-way matches. Sunday, 3 pm; The Orange Studio, 1121 N. Mills Ave.; $15; orangestudio4rent.com. Orlando Critical Mass Community bike ride through downtown. Last Friday of every month, 5:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283. Orlando Predators vs. Carolina Cobras Arena football. Sunday, 5 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $7.50-$43; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Pride vs. Chicago Red Stars National Women’s Soccer League soccer. Sunday, 5 pm; Exploria Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $21-$119; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. Wrestle War II Pro wrestling matches from USA Pro Wrestling. Saturday, 7 pm; Florida National Guard Armory, 2809 S. Ferncreek Ave.; $20-$35; 407- 897-2713. Yoga at CityArts An hour of fluid, dynamic, lighthearted vinyasa flow surrounded by fine art. Saturday, noon; CityArts Factory, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $15; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com. n

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I’m a recently divorced single mom and full-time student. I’m really beginning to hurt financially and have decided to start working as an escort. I am at a point of great emotional stability, happiness and confidence – all reasons that led to my decision – and I’m surrounded by people who love me and won’t judge me. (Not that I will be telling most of them.) I’ve been seeing a man who I like, but I’ve made it clear that I am not committed to him and can see him only once a week. I’ve explained that I don’t think I can ever be monogamous and I do not want a relationship. He has struggled with this and told me early on he was in love with me. We have AMAZING sex, and I think this causes him to have a hard time understanding why I don’t want a relationship. I do not want to tell him I am escorting. I feel the fewer people who know, the better. And I don’t know him that well, as I have been “seeing” him for only six months. I know he would want to know, and a huge part of me feels that the right thing to do is be honest with him if I am going to continue seeing him. I also know that cutting him loose would hurt and confuse him, especially without being able to give him a reason. How do I handle this? What is the right thing to do? My site goes live in three days, and what’s keeping me up at night is not how best to verify clients, it’s what to do about the man in my life who I respect and love, even if I am not in love with him. New To Escorting Let’s set the escorting issue aside for a moment. You don’t want the same things (he wants monogamy and a defined relationship, you don’t want any of that shit), you don’t feel for him the way he feels for you (he’s in love, you’re not) and you’re a busy single mom and full-time student – all perfectly valid reasons to end a relationship, NTE. You aren’t obligated to tell him that something you were thinking about doing but haven’t yet done, i.e., escorting, factored into your decision to cut him loose. While I definitely think people have a right to know if their partners are escorts, I don’t think people have an absolute right to know if their partners were escorts. So if the sex is really good, and you think there’s a chance you could one day feel as strongly for him as he does for you, and you’re planning to escort only until you get your degree, NTE, you could tell him you want to take a break. Explain to him that you don’t have the bandwidth for a boyfriend just now – kid, school, work – but you’re open to dating him after you’re out of school if he’s still single and still interested. 54

I’m a 30-year-old single monogamist and I recently realized I’m bisexual. I feel much happier. Except I recently crossed a line with a very close friend of mine, a man I’ll admit to having some romantic feelings for. After he broke up with his ex, I started getting random late-night text messages from him. And a couple of weeks ago, we hooked up sans penetration. We acknowledged that we both have feelings but neither of us is in a good place. He’s still dealing with the end of his LTR, and I am only just coming out as bisexual. I love this person and our friendship is important to me, but I can’t stop thinking of the possibility of us being together. I’m confused by the timing and I wonder if this is real or just something I’ve allowed to distract me – or both! Also, what would this mean for my bisexuality? I’ve been to this rodeo before – meaning opposite-sex relationships – but what about the part of me I haven’t fully explored? Between Every Thorn Solitude Yearns You describe yourself as a monogamist – so, yeah, entering into a committed relationship with this man would prevent you from exploring your bisexuality. And the timing feels off: He may be on the rebound, and you’re still coming to terms with your bisexuality. So don’t enter into a committed relationship with him, BETSY, at least not yet. Date him casually and keep hooking up with him, with the understanding – with the explicit and fully verbalized and mutually consented to understanding – that you will be “exploring” your bisexuality, i.e. you’ll be getting out there and eating some pussy. I’m a 37-year-old woman married for eight years to a wonderful man. We’re happy and GGG to the point where his kinks have become my kinks and vice versa. However, he loves anal sex and I cannot do it. No matter how much lube we use or how slowly we go, it’s not just uncomfortable, it’s red-hotpoker-in-my-ass painful. Can you give me any concrete, practical advice to get to a point where I can enjoy anal? (P.S. Do some women actually enjoy anal? After my experiences, I find that really hard to believe.) Beyond Uncomfortable Tushy Trauma If you’re still interested in exploring anal after all those red-hot-poker-in-your-ass painful experiences – and you are by no means obligated to explore any further – focus on anal stimulation, BUTT, not anal penetration. Try rimming, try a vibrator pressed against your anus (not shoved into it), try running his lubed-up dick up and down your crack (across your anus, not into your anus), and try all of these things during

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masturbation, vaginal penetration and oral sex. Having a few dozen orgasms – or a few hundred – while your anus’ sensitive nerve endings are pleasurably engaged could create a positive association between anal stimulation and sexual pleasure. It’s going to take some time to create a positive association powerful enough to supplant the negative association you have now – an association with echoes of regicide (google “Edward II and red hot poker”) – so your husband shouldn’t expect to get his dick back into your butt anytime soon, if he ever does at all. Some people, for reasons physiological or psychological or both, just can’t experience pleasure during anal intercourse. If you’re one of those people, BUTT, your husband will just have to grieve and move on. P.S. I find it hard to believe that a woman could possibly enjoy, say, a Donald Trump rally. But some women do, BUTT, and we have video to prove it. The same could be said about anal. I am a 30-year-old hetero woman. Any ideas on how a person can build up to healthy intimate relationships again while recovering from trauma? I’m afraid in normal sexual situations. How can I get to a point where I can have sex for fun and not in a way where I’m triggering my fight-or-flight response? Yes, I am seeing a therapist. Traumatic Experience Nullifying Sexual Energy Here’s an idea, TENSE, but please run it by your therapist before giving it a try: Find a guy you like and propose a different kind of friends-with-benefits arrangement. You will be in charge – you will do all the initiating – and while he can say no to anything you ask, he isn’t to ask for or initiate anything himself. You set the menu, you make the rules, you give the orders. He’ll need to be someone you trust, and it’ll help if he’s someone who thinks following orders is sexy – and trust me, TENSE, those guys are out there. You said that normal sexual situations aren’t working for you. Maybe an abnormal one would? Catch the Savage Lovecast every week: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

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AUCTION Extra Space Storage – Store 8841 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 Extra Space Storage will hold a Public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location Indicated: 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 (407) 4959612, July 16th, 2019 @ 11:00 AM: Jamal Jacques – boxes, pots and pans, clothes, Antonio Vazquez – Table, Twin bed, boxes. Raiza Rivera – clothes, bedding, furniture, Melissa Tapia – household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee Fl 34746, 407-429-8867 on 7/09/19 @ 11:00am Oliver Dominique Mompoint house hold goods, Angelica Perez house hold goods, Clara Figueroa house hold items, Suhail Martinez house hold goods, Felix Rivera 4 bedroom house, Sandy Garcell House hold Goods, Ebony Lynn Biggers Mattress, dresser, RavenSeshat Nefruaset Satheru house hold goods, Robert Haye house hold good, Maria Dolores Valentin Colon house hold goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414-5303 on 7/9/19 @ 10:00am Joseph Sie Toomey household items, suitcases, Angelica Amador Salas household goods, coolers, Christmas tree, Shannon Noel household items, A/C units, Hiram Javier Torres new & used tires, Philip Sneedhousehold items, computer, dumbbells, speaker, exercise ball, luggage, Makesi Stephen tires & rim, Edwardo Barreiro tool box, cooler, totes, Sandra Torres De Jesus household goods, ladder, luggage,

pool sticks, Rahman SPrescott household items, fishing rod, TV. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 540 Cypress Parkway Kissimmee, FL 34759, on 07/09/19 @ 12:30PM. 863-2400879 Zayra Valentin 3 bedroom home, Juan Santos 3 beds, TV, boxes, Bertram Hill Bins, furniture, Shatara Bargerman Mattress, boxes The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 5592 LB McLeod Rd, Orlando, Florida 32811, 407-720-2832 on 7/17/19 @ 10:30am Handy Jones household goods, Chantale Beauregard household goods, Priscilla Alsene personal items, Michelle Cason household goods, Paul Smith tools, Kenisha Milbourne household goods, Joann Buchana boxes, James Coleman material, Kana Foutch boxes houseware, Antonio Graham household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407-839-5518 on 7/17/19 @ 12:00p.m. Auriel Brown Totes, Cathy Parrish Furniture and Household Items, Courtney Jamell Roberts Bedroom set, living room set, kitchen set, Dustin Kendall Household Goods, Shawn Mincey Suitcases and Electronics, Tracee Gibbs Household, Living room set dining room set and 3 bedroom sets. The auction will be listed and

advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321-270-3440 on 7/17/19 @ 11:30am. Pamela Bowman household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 4601 S. Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32839, 407-6309395 on 07/17/2019 @ 11am Michael Shiver ( Mr Icey)- pres-

sure washer, vacuums, shampoo chemicals, and wash cloths; Bertha Lacombe- boxes; Marie Calxte-boxes; Bryan Michael Mcdowell- computer, bags, cloths, and totes; Crystal Bobo- personal items, boxes, bags, clothes; Marie Calxte- clothes and boxes; Tanaja Grant- house hold furniture and boxes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated 5603 Metrowest Blvd, Orlando FL 32811 on 07/17/2019 @9:30AM. Lazarus M Mitchel Books Art, Jason Hollenden storage bins, Pamela Williams Furniture and household items, Jorge Nodal business tools, Alisha White furniture, boxes soda & chair, Josef P Powell Business books, records etc furniture, Nickeshia Lewin household furniture and misc items, Daphne Neilson Household items & boxes, Kimberly Rayshich household Goods, ALEXAN ORAMAS Household Goods, JEF-

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Legal, Public Notices Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 11261 Narcoossee Rd. Orlando, Fl 32832 407-280-7355 on 7/16/19 @12:00PM. Michael Harlos- Office goods, Brian Miller- Household goods The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 15th, 2019 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: Facility 1: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2728 W 25 TH St, Sanford, FL 32771 407-708-3327 Devanair Washington -Household Items. Charles Justin Odom JrFurniture. Gina Perez-Household Goods. Wendy Adams- Household Goods. David Cherry- household items. Autumn Roach Household Items & toys. Jil Brown-ClarkHousehold items and appliances. Erica Peterson -Tv, Couch, Bed and bags of household items. Jermaine McNeil- Living room set, bedroom set and boxes of household goods. Facility 2: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 610 Rinehart Rd, Lake Mary, FL 32746 407-3334355 Kristina Izza- king size mattress, boxes, crib, night stand, Aws Khdair- household goods, Ronald & Anny Schmid- household goods, Anthony Laboy- tools, Donna Hazelwood- household goods, Anthony Radford household goods, John Zinkovich- household goods. Facility 3: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1101 Marshall Farms Rd Ocoee, FL (407) 516-7221Brian Spence 2Sofa, Deangelo PrattSofa, Tables, Mattress, Donald Ray Whitt -Housegoods, Steven Kelly- Household Goods, Dionne Lewis- 2bedroom apartment, Boxes, WENDY LANE- Housegoods July 16th, 2019 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: Facility 1: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 11971 Lake Underhill Rd Orlando, FL 32825 (407)5167913 Beverly Rodriguez- Table, Boxes, Files, Totes, Luggage, Jewlery box, Lamp, Picture Frames; Luis Santos- Chair, Table, Microwave, Refrigerator, Boxes,

Files, Power Tools, Shelves, Restaurant Equipment, Cabinet; Eleanor Seymour- Chair, Couch, Table, Boxes, Head Board; Anita Richard- Couch, Mattress, Dryer, Washer, Doll House, Fridge; Kaylee Holbrook- Couch; Jeanna Gabriel- Couch, Mattress, Boxes, Totes, Headboard, Bed Frame, Speaker, Holiday Décor. Nina Obeso- Boxes, Clothes, Totes, Shelves, CD player, Reptile Tank. Facility 2: 4:00 PM Extra Space Storage 11071 University Blvd Orlando, FL 32817 (321)3204055 Cisco Montes-records and household goods, James Harrishousehold items and personal items, David Brady clothes, Peter Hayes- household items, Lizbeth Vega Velez- couch, Traevon Williams mattress, boxes and small furniture Facility 3: 4:00 PM Extra Space Storage 342 Woodland Lakes Drive Orlando FL 32828 (321) 800-4793 Kimberly Carcelli: House Hold Goods, Helen Siani: household items Facility 4: 4:00 PM Extra Space Storage 831 N. Park Avenue Apopka, FL 32712 (407) 450-0345 Lois Jenkinshousehold items.- Stephanie Lyn Sullivan Wright- household goods.Jannaka Byron- household goods.- Anthony Gardner-queen bed, household goods.- Austin Winchell- furniture, tools, household. -Ivanmarquise E Sankeyhousehold goods. July 17th, 2019 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: Facility 1: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 408- 7437 7437 Darlene RandallTools, boxes, and household items Mark Stevenson-Household items, and furniture Lisa Hutton- Furniture Nivea Slaughter-Household items, and furniture Joshua CasulCouch, furniture, and household items. Facility 2: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, Fl. 32804 407-312-8736 Marka McCoy China cabinets, chairs, tablesRick Danilowski Office supplies, boxes, receipts- Jasmine Griffin Household items- Daniell Butler clothes. Facility 3: 4:00 PM at the Extra Space Storage facility located at: 1001 Lee Road Orlando Fl. 32810 (407)489-3742 Nekethia Ricks - Clothes, pictures, bedroom set, nighstand, shoes, pillows, sheets, ect. Linnda Durre - Desk,Boxes, household goods. Kontisa Morris - couch, love seat, table,2 chairs and some boxes. Tiera Williams - Household Goods. Shonmethia Williams - bags of personal items and clothing. Bethany Layne - Household goods. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/DOHERTY WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP18-31 In the Interest

of: K.C. DOB: 10/05/2006, N.T. DOB: 12/12/2016, E. R. DOB: 01/11/2019, minor children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: William Campbell (Father), 2651 Cedar Buff Lane {Last known Address}, Ocoee, Florida 34761. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia A. Doherty, on July 11, at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 6th day of June, 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 101358, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste. 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407-563-2308, Audrea.ashcraft@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE THIRTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT OF THE STATE OF FLORIDA, IN AND FOR HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, FAMILY LAW DIVISION. IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS PENDING, ADOPTION OF B. E. P and D. J. P. DIVISION: F. CASE NO.: 18-DR-015892. NOTICE OF HEARING ON VERIFIED PETITION FOR THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. TO: Tromaine Markiece Pegeese (DOB 10/28/1976), a 42 year old black male with brown hair and brown eyes, approximate height 5’9 and weight 200 lbs. A petition to terminate parental rights has been filed regarding a female child born on November 25, 2012 in Orange County, Florida, and a male child born on September 19, 2015 in Celebration, Osceola County, Florida. There will be a hearing on the petition to terminate parental rights on July 10, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. before The Honor-

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able Lawrence M. Lefler in court room # 410, George Edgecomb Courthouse, 800 E. Twiggs Street, Tampa, Florida 33602. The court has set aside 60 minutes for this hearing. UNDER SECTION 63.089, FLORIDA STATUTES, FAILURE TO TIMELY FILE A WRITTEN RESPONSE TO THIS NOTICE AND THE PETITION WITH THE COURT AND TO APPEAR AT THIS HEARING CONSTITUTES GROUNDS UPON WHICH THE COURT SHALL END ANY PARENTAL RIGHTS YOU MAY HAVE OR ASSERT REGARDING THE MINOR CHILD. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration within two (2) working days of the date the service is needed: Complete the Request For Accommodations Form and submit to 800 Twiggs Street, Room 604, Tampa, Florida 33602. If you are hearing impaired or voice impaired, call TDD 1-800955- 8771. Respectfully submitted, LEENETTA BLANTON CARDEN, P.A. /s/ LEENETTA BLANTON CARDEN, ESQUIRE, Florida Bar No.: 885584, 3308 West, Kennedy Boulevard, Suite A, Tampa, Florida 33629, Office: (813) 876-3600, Email: lee@leecardenlaw.com IN THE CIRCUIT COURT THIRTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR HILLSBOROUGH COUNTY, FLORIDA FAMILY LAW DIVISION Case No.: 18-DR-015892 Division: F. Finally Home Christian Adoption Services, Petitioner, and Tromaine Markiece Pegeese , Respondent. PLURIES SUMMONS: PERSONAL SERVICE ON AN INDIVIDUAL ORDEN DE COMPARECENCIA: SERVICIO PERSONAL EN UN INDIVIDUO CITATION: L’ASSIGNATION PERSONAL SUR UN INDIVIDUEL TO/PARA/A: Tromaine Markiece Pegeese, IMPORTANT A Termination of Parental Rights Petition has been filed against you. You have 20 calendar days after this summons is served on you to file a written response to the attached complaint/ petition with the clerk of this circuit court, located at: 800 E. Twiggs Street, Tampa, Florida 33602. A phone call will not protect you. Your written response, including the case number given above and the names of the parties, must be filed if you want the Court to hear your side of the case. If you do not file your written response on time, you may lose the case, and your wages, money, and property may be taken thereafter without further warning from the Court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may call

an attorney referral service or a legal aid office (listed in the phone book). If you choose to file a written response yourself, at the same time you file your written response to the Court, you must also serve a copy of your written response on the party serving this summons at: Attorney Leenetta Blanton Carden 3308 West Kennedy Boulevard Suite A Tampa, Florida 33609. If the party serving summons has designated email address(es) for service or is represented by an attorney, you may designate email address(es) for service by or on you. Service must be in accordance with Florida Rule of Judicial Administration 2.516. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents, upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. (You may file Designation of Current Mailing and Email Address, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915.) Future papers in this lawsuit will be mailed to the address on record at the clerk’s office. WARNING: Rule 12.285, Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure, requires certain automatic disclosure of documents and information. Failure to comply can result in sanctions, including dismissal or striking of pleadings. IMPORTANTE Usted ha sido demandado legalmente. Tiene veinte (20) dias, contados a partir del recibo de esta notificacion, para contestar la demanda adjunta, por escrito, y presentarla ante este tribunal. Localizado en: 800 E. Twiggs Street, Tampa, Florida 33602 . Una llamada telefonica no lo protegera. Si usted desea que el tribunal considere su defensa, debe presentar su respuesta por escrito, incluyendo el numero del caso y los nombres de las partes interesadas. Si usted no contesta la demanda a tiempo, pudiese perder el caso y podria ser despojado de sus ingresos y propiedades, o privado de sus derechos, sin previo aviso del tribunal. Existen otros requisitos legales. Si lo desea, usted puede consultar a un abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a una de las oficinas de asistencia legal que aparecen en la guia telefonica. Si desea responder a la demanda por su cuenta, al mismo tiempo en que presente su respuesta ante el tribunal, usted debe enviar por correo o entregar una copia de su respuesta a la persona denominada abajo. Si usted elige presentar personalmente una respuesta por escrito, en el mismo momento que usted presente su respuesta por

escrito al Tribunal, usted debe enviar por correo o llevar una copia de su respuesta por escrito a la parte entregando esta orden de comparencencia a: Nombre y direccion de la parte que entrega la orden de comparencencia: Attorney Leenetta Blanton Carden 3308 West Kennedy Boulevard Suite A Tampa, Florida 33609. Copias de todos los documentos judiciales de este caso, incluyendo las ordenes, estan disponibles en la oficina del Secretario de Juzgado del Circuito [Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office]. Estos documentos pueden ser revisados a su solicitud. Usted debe de manener informada a la oficina del Secretario de Juzgado del Circuito de su direccion actual. (Usted puede presentar el Formulario: Ley de Familia de la Florida 12.915, Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915, [Designation of Current Mailing and Email Address].) Los papelos que se presenten en el futuro en esta demanda judicial seran env ados por correo a la direccion que este registrada en la oficina del Secretario. ADVERTENCIA: Regla 12.285 (Rule 12.285), de las Reglas de Procedimiento de Ley de Familia de la Florida [Florida Family Law Rules of Procedure], requiere cierta revelacion automatica de documentos e informacion. El incumplimient, puede resultar en sanciones, incluyendo la desestimacion o anulacion de los alegatos. IMPORTANT Des poursuites judiciaries ont ete entreprises contre vous. Vous avez 20 jours consecutifs a partir de la date de l’assignation de cette citation pour deposer une reponse ecrite a la plainte ci-jointe aupres de ce tribunal. Qui se trouve a: 800 E. Twiggs Street, Tampa, Florida 33602. Un simple coup de telephone est insuffisant pour vous proteger; vous etes obliges de deposer votre reponse ecrite, avec mention du numero de dossier ci-dessus et du nom des parties nommees ici, si vous souhaitez que le tribunal entende votre cause. Si vous ne deposez pas votre reponse ecrite dans le delai requis, vous risquez de perdre la cause ainsi que votre salaire, votre argent, et vos biens peuvent etre saisis par la suite, sans aucun preavis ulterieur du tribunal. Il y a d’autres obligations juridiques et vous pouvez requerir les services immediats d’un avocat. Si vous ne connaissez pas d’avocat, vous pourriez telephoner a un service de reference d’avocats ou a un bureau d’assistance juridique (figurant a l’annuaire de telephones). Si vous choisissez de deposer vous-meme une reponse ecrite, il vous faudra egalement, en meme temps que cette formalite, faire par-

venir ou expedier une copie au carbone ou une photocopie de votre reponse ecrite a la partie qui vous depose cette citation. Nom et adresse de la partie qui depose cette citation: Attorney Leenetta Blanton Carden 3308 West Kennedy Boulevard Suite A Tampa, Florida 33609 Les photocopies de tous les documents tribunals de cette cause, y compris des arrets, sont disponible au bureau du greffier. Vous pouvez revue ces documents, sur demande. Il faut aviser le greffier de votre adresse actuelle. (Vous pouvez deposer Florida Supreme Court Approved Family Law Form 12.915, Designation of Current Mailing and Email Address.) Les documents de l’avenir de ce proces seront envoyer a l’adresse que vous donnez au bureau du greffier. ATTENTION: La regle 12.285, des regles de procedure du droit de la famille de la Floride exige que l’on remette certains renseignements et certains documents a la partie adverse. Tout refus de les fournir pourra donner lieu a des sanctions, y compris le rejet ou la suppression d’un ou de plusieurs actes de procedure. THE STATE OF FLORIDA TO EACH SHERIFF OF THE STATE: You are commanded to serve this summons and a copy of the complaint in this lawsuit on the above-named person. DATED: June 13, 2019 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (SEAL) By: /s/ Brandy Fogleman Deputy Clerk Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on July 11, 2019 and will continue until all locations are done. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; C13 Candyce Peay $538.60, B29 Natacha Sama $377.16, E37 Pedro Hernandez $1425.39, B44 Fabian Sutcliffe $541.64, C12 Christopher Schlosser $756.70, D04 June Charleston $597.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1184 Lorenzo Weathers $1338.08, 1002 Ethel Tarver $823.15, 1303 Charles Powers Weathington $809.20, 1108 Tiffany Ordiway $942.55, 1343 Paulin Joseph $326.05 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; C105 Jason Koch $721.12, C123 Olga Kornder $776.69, A100 Jeremiaj McDougall

$1053.10, C145 Henry Doggett $1024.69 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1681 Cedric Wells $357.20, 1601 Brandon Roots $426.50, 2470 Luis Galvis $308.20, 2458 Brent Petherick $453.20 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; E036 Donna Hazelwood $419.95, A068 Torina Clark $442.56, E073 Larhanda Jones $264.52, A085-86 Katie Buckland $463.97 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 258992 Mechelle Scott $740.44, 2537 Don Berry $378.56, 1555 Leo Butts $516.25, 1204 Louis Smith $531.25, 2538 Shameka Billings $507.95, 1407 Frank Gonzalez $645.08, 1250 Tiera Geer $867.78, 1748 Paul Walker $439.60, 2522 Zashira Acosta $490.36, 2245 Danille Mcelroy $897.97, 1120 Anita White $839.70 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 1123 James Pierce $1570.15, 4136 Joshua Green $785.12, 1062 Yanique Roberts $422.36, 2002 Lourdes Lopez $666.60, 3008 James Pierce $1120.05, 1079 James Pierce $1094.80, 3115 James Pierce $934.75, 4110 Katelynne Sottile $610.21. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE July 18, 2019 at 8:00AM at My Towing Company 1800 N Forsyth Rd., Orlando FL 32807. Will sell the following vehicles to the highest bidder 2002 CHRYSLER SEBRING 1C3EL75R42N270338 Term of the sale are cash. My Towing Company reserves the right to accept or reject any and all bids. Vehicle sold as is, no warranty, no guarantee, no title. Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Tuesday, July 9, 2019 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com com beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www. personalministorage.com/OrlandoFL-storage-units/ for more info. Personal Mini Storage Forsyth2875 Forsyth Rd Winter Park FL, 32792-at 10:00 am: 90 Stephen C Greene 388 Bobby Louis Cole Jr

579 Lycia Agosto 584 Stephanie Doane Graham 587 Kelly Ann Holt Personal Mini Storage Lake Fairview- 4252 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804-at 11:00 am: 0092 Raphaela Antoinette Francis 0333 Kadetra Lawann Robinson 0366 Ashely Yvonne Lewis 0641 Eddy Castro 0764 Chad Michael Ourso Personal Mini Storage Edgewater- 6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 0401 Kalondria Latwandaunek Glover 0521 Aquita Samantha Reid 0623 Tiffany Norkiesha Kirkland 0803 Maxine Alexandera Morrison 0837 Tyree Deshawn Baker 0849 Herbert Ray Wilson 1132 Jermaine Demetrius Bryant 2005 HD XL883 Sportster 883* VIN 1HD4CAM155K427816 1307 Hugh Arthur Huggins 1325 Maribel Mendoza Aviles 1614 Dana Earl McGowan 1991 HONDA CIVIC CRX VIN JHMED9365MS011051 1705 Kenneth Deandre Tyrone Birdon 1741 Rebecca Lee Hume Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1080 Jamie’sha Nichole Ross 1088 Heather Lynn Horne 1111 Natalia Renee Brown 1118 Maxene Jeanlouis 3005 Anthony Peter Reading 3021 Norward Deshay Walker 3139 Deshawn Dewayne Williams 3163 Nancy Lee Dutton 3182 Melissa Leigh Intagliato 3232 David Pringal 4034 Keisha Lasha Anderson 4040 Jaimi Larmarr Manning 4120 Karen Michelle Hummell 5043 Carol Kimberly Smith 5046 Corinda Singleton Martin 8039 Oswald Edwards Joseph. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the locations and times indicated: 5753 Hoffner Ave Orlando, FL 32822, 407-212-5890 on July 16, 2019 @ 11:30am ASWS Rental LLC House hold goods, Helen Siani Household Goods, Alvin James House hold goods, Nidia Benitez House hold goods, Fabrice Gregory House hold goods, Amber Torres Bedroom set, 2 tables, personal items, Christian Stavros Boxes and clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facilities in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below

at the location indicated: On July 16th, 2019 12:30 PM location: 13125 S. John Young Parkway Orlando FL 32837 (407) 5167005. Elizabeth Ann Hallett- home items, Vincent Mountain-camping gear, Diana Andrade- household items, Dernis Fuller- household items, Vickie Acevedo- home, Annette Castro- home, Marisol Gomez -home. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner, personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following times and locations: July 11th, 2019 12:00 pm at the Mindful Storage facility located at: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, FL. 34759 (321) 732-6032 The personal goods stored therein by the following: #D251- Boxes, #A109Households, #A116- Households, #2151- Households, #G205 -Boxes, #G219- Boxes, #2133Households, #1184- Households, #B112- Boxes. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on July 12th, 2019 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 3N1AB7APXEY270873 2014 / NISS 1GNKRFED1BJ188285 2011 / CHEV 1B7FL22PXWS722533 1998 / DODG 2HGFA55579H704277 2009 / HOND 1VWAS7A36FC083857 2015 / VOLK 1B3LC56K58N599830 2008 / DODG 4T1SK11E7SU559622 1995 / TOYT 3N1CE2CP3FL364222 2015 / NISS 1GNDS13S562346287 2006 / CHEV 2FTZA54645BA71742 2005 / FORD 1UYVS2535GU451511

2016 / Utility JYARN10E72A004307 2002 / YAMA 2C3JA53G25H149346 2005 / CHRY 2C3JA53G25H149346 2005 / CHRY JN1DA31D42T426831 2002 / NISS 1N4AL11D16C254025 2006 / NISS 1N4AL11D16C254025 2006 / NISS JTKDE177860136678 2006 / SCIO KMHCT4AE1FU802270 2015 / HYUN 1D7HA18N58J203287 2008 / DODGE WVGAV7AX1AW512662 2010 / VOLK 2D4GP44LX6R816544 2006 / DODG 2HNYB1H24AH501201 2010 / ACUR JNKCV51E44M107796 2004 / INFI 19XFB2F54DE014032 2013 / HOND 2G1WF52E149126760 2004 / CHEV 1ZVHT80N575244208 2007 / FORD 3VW2K7AJ0EM377853 2014 / VOLK. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. JULY 11, 2019 4A3AA46G81E123270 2001 MITSUBISHI JULY 13, 2019 1FTNE24W06HA23063 2006 FORD.

VIN# 1FAFP34N35W205030 1998 Toyota VIN# 1NXBR12E4WZ134987 2000 BMW VIN# WBAAM3344YCA88196 2000 Mazda VIN# JM1BJ2228Y0231790 1998 Chevy VIN# 1GCCS1445W8129081 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on July 10, 2019 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC The following vehicles / vessels will be sold at public auction to the highest bidder, in pursuant to FL Statues 713.78, 713.785, 713.585, 677.102, 677.209 or 677.210 at Lienor’s address to satisfy a lien against said vehicles for towing, repairs and/or storage charges. No titles, as is, cash only. Net proceeds deposited with clerk of court; owner/lienholder have right to hearing and post bond; owner may redeem vehicle(s) / vessel(s) for cash sum of lien; auction held in reserve Just Fix It Llc. 333 27th St Orlando, FL 32806 2006 Chevrolet VIN# 2G1WM15K969345761 Cash sum to redeem vehicle is $2195.00 Sale date is July 14, 2019 at 9 AM. 1998 Dodge VIN# 1B7FL22P1WS631201 Cash sum to redeem vehicle is $2195.00 Sale date is July 14, 2019 at 9 AM. 2013 Lexus VIN# JTHBK1GG4D2040036 Cash sum to redeem vehicle is $575.00 Sale date is July 14, 2019 at 9 AM.

NOTICE OF SALE Morningstar Storage, located at 3350 Dovera Dr, Oviedo, FL 32765: 407-744-1270 announces the sale of 2 storage units on July 8th, 2019 at 12:30 pm EST: Name, Unit #, Contents: Meagan McConnell 2111 Household goods, Jose Santiago 1023 Household goods. Dated this 19th of June 2019 And 26th of June 2019 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1996 Toyota VIN# 1NXBA02E8TZ436957 2002 Dodge VIN# 1B4GP24332B505237 1998 Mercury VIN# 4M2ZU52P6WUJ49723 2002 Ford VIN# 1FAFP33P82W133434 2005 Ford

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Employment HEAD OF SOFTWARE TECHNOLOGY AND AUTOMATION Orlando, FL. Responsible for configuring and installing the software elements of Kalera’s proprietary HyCube™ system at client locations. Must have a Master’s degree, or foreign equivalent, in Computer Science or a closely related field and 5 years of experience in designing, installing and maintaining complex software systems. Must also have 5 years of experience as a developer; programming experience with C++; development with databases and SQL; data processing concepts with PostgreSQL, SQLits, MongoDB and MySQL; and Messaging systems, AMQP, Web services, REST, JSON, and integration technologies. Send resume and cover letter to Barry at bblakely@kalera.com Technology Apple Inc. has multiple openings for the following in Orlando, FL: ASIC Design Engineer (REQ#4216396) Create SW to vrify archt & fnctinlty of pre-slicn HW dsgns. Refer REQ# & mail resume & transcript(s) to: Apple Inc., ATTN: D.W., 1 Infinite Loop 104-1GM, Cupertino, CA 95014. Apple is an EOE/AA m/f/disability/ vets. Turbine Controls Principal Engineer for Siemens Energy, Inc. (Orlando, FL) to excte cmplte cntrls pckgs for prjcts bsd on prjct spec reqs incl stndrd options & spec featrs. Req Bach in Elec Eng, Cntrls Eng or rel + 7 yrs exp in job offd or acc alt occ. Mst hv 6 yrs exp in fllwng sklls: exp w/ Gas Trbne core, oprtn of trbne, & mech pckgs that mke up ovrll Gas Trbne Pckge; exp in Siemens GT frms for exctn of DCS logic; exp readng & undrstndng P&IDs & idntfyng sgnls for DCS I/O list; exp w/ Siemens Cntrl Systms: T3000, TXP & Simadyn; exp in S5, S7 & WinCC prgrm; exp wrkng w/ Siemens 2000E & Siemens 4000F; & exp w/ Word, Excel, PP, MS Prjct & Visio. Mst hve 4 yrs exp w/ fllwng sklls: exp wrkng w/ Siemens 8000H frme; exp w/ Prdct Lfcycle Mngmnt systms; & exp creatng prpsls for cntrl systms for Gas Trbne implmnttns. Appx 20% trvl req. Mail rsms Brett Sanchez, Siemens Corporation, 3850 Quadrangle Blvd., MS: HRS-144, Orlando, FL 32817. Ref: BS/TS. Must be authrzed to wrk in US prmnntly.

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