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FREE | JUNE 24-30, 2020 Florida Group Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor in Chief Jessica Bryce Young EDITORIAL News/Digital Editor Dave Plotkin Culture Editor Matthew Moyer Restaurant Critic Faiyaz Kara Arts & Attractions Writer Seth Kubersky Contributors Peg Aloi, Rob Bartlett, Tess Bonacci, Jen Cray, Jason Ferguson, Solomon Gustavo, Maisie Haney, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Bao Le-Huu, Anthony Mauss, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Leah Sandler, Steve Schneider, Madeleine Scott, Nicolette Shurba Editorial Interns Natalia Jaramillo, Caroline Silva ADVERTISING Director of Sales Jeff Kruse Multimedia Account Execs Dan Winkler, Scotty Spar Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz Sales Department Administrator Rachel Gold CREATIVE SERVICES Production Manager Daniel Rodriguez BUSINESS Director of Operations Hollie Mahadeo CIRCULATION Circulation Manager Collin Modeste EUCLID MEDIA GROUP Chief Executive Officer Andrew Zelman Chief Operating Officers Chris Keating, Michael Wagner VP of Digital Services Stacy Volhein Director of Digital Strategy Colin Wolf Senior Marketing and Events Director Cassandra Yardeni Digital Operations Coordinator Jaime Monzon Controller Kristy Dotson euclidmediagroup.com National Advertising: Voice Media Group 1-888-278-9866, vmgadvertising.com

SUMMER GUIDE ILLUSTRATIONS BY NOAH MACMILLAN.

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NEWS + OPINION

FOOD + DRINK 31 Holding pattern

7 Your Words

Business has been steady at Maitland’s Houndstooth Kitchen & Eatery

A Readers react, plus Clay Jones’ weekly cartoon

31 The Dining-In Diaries

9 Informed Dissent

Indulging in the culinary magic of the wizards in the kitchen of Orlando Meats

The battle of the bastards between Donald Trump and John Bolton was a fight no one deserved to win

33 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

SUMMER GUIDE, PAGE 11 13 A list of ways to salvage the season, including: 15 Go see a drive-in movie 19 Visit some wide-open spaces 21 Commune with the spirits at a graveyard picnic 27 See stars underwater on the Space Coast 29 Read, read, read

SCREENS 37 On Small Screens Streaming premieres this week: Athlete A, Search Party Season 3, Welcome to Chechnya and more

BACK PAGES 38 Gimme Shelter 38 Savage Love 39 Classifieds orlandoweekly.com

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After more than a week of speculation, the GOP announced June 11 that the Republican National Convention would come to Florida in late August – specifically, to Jacksonville – and that social distancing and mask-wearing would not be required. The RNC had been scheduled to take place in North Carolina, but that state refused to guarantee that coronavirus safety requirements would be lifted before the convention. @Chris Simmons Did anyone doubt that Trump and his pet DeSantis would get this moved to Florida? The Tangerine Dictator needs to win this state if he wants his reign of divisiveness to last another four years.

@Jasmine Nichol I hope they make it really meaningful and give someone else the nomination. @Shawn Lane Bet they won’t allow guns though … @Verny Rodriguez Meanwhile in New Zealand, the disease has been controlled, and there are no more lockdowns or physical distancing orders. @Christopher Shreve I hope a whole bunch of people in Jax are ready to get stiffed for their services.

@Melissa Romero We can’t get our numbers down and people are still waiting for unemployment, but let’s throw a huge convention and spend millions upon millions of dollars.

@Jes Elizabeth Gonna make the DNC in 1968 look like a church picnic ….

@Ben Pinsky I think every Republican in Florida should get together for a 14-day drunken orgy, as long as they stay away from me for at least a month afterwards.

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis announced plans to reopen Florida schools at “full capacity” this fall, saying, “We’re going to be smart, we’re going to be safe, we’re going to do it step by step. We want schools fully opened in the fall because there is no better way to educate our children than to have that teacher in front of that child.”

@Nelson Manuel It will be festive! Party hardy, get in some hugs, handshakes and group chants! 2 for 1 Coronas! 40 million voters chose Trump. These people elected the No. 1 Looter in the American GOP, Rick Scott, governor twice and then senator. So let them pack into a closed space and breathe in all their hatred of all things which America used to stand for. We’ll see in November how many are well enough to stand for five hours to vote.

@David E. Conley Should be held at Raiford State prison.

@Jon Martins Republicans don’t care, they have already decided it’s acceptable to have a few hundred thousand deaths. Remember this when you vote. @Kelly Kib So one teacher has to keep 20 to

30 kids 6 feet apart and hands washed. This will take up a whole school day! @Isabel Cristina It seems impossible to me that children 4, 5, 6 years old can control themselves and maintain social distance; even more impossible is that in summer they keep their masks on for more than five minutes. @Jett Vincent Bailey Not my kid. I’ve spent 17 years raising him, and I’m not willing to risk his life for DeSantis’ stupid goddamn decisions. Luckily, Florida has a pretty robust virtual schooling system in place. @Sara Cunnard Kinda ironic … ’cause we teach science in school. @Richard Diaz They really want to thin the herd. I wonder whether their kids go to public school. Our children should not be used as economic pawns. @Jossy LaBoissiere-Williams He is doing this because his family is not going to public schools. (Ed. note: The three DeSantis children are aged 3, 2, and 5 months.) @Chassidy H. Goff Am I the only one that’s relieved my child can go to school? Some of us work full time and don’t have the luxury of keeping them home to do virtual learning. In 2018, Floridians voted to restore voting rights to felons who had served their full sentences as part of their return to society. The state’s implementation of the amendment was decried by advocates and overturned by the district courts. The DeSantis administration appealed, lost, and now wants to fast-track their challenge to that decision by asking a full appellate court to consider it before the November elections, in which hundreds of thousands of returning citizens should be able to vote. @Alan B. Borne He’s already packed the full court. He has nothing to lose. @James Mitchell Meanwhile Barr and Trump feel Flynn was railroaded into lying about his meetings he actually had with Russian operatives …. @Linda Brown Wasting taxpayer dollars to deny rights to citizens. How very Republican of him. @Omar Almodovar So … the people vote, and you don’t like the people’s decision. So you want to fight it. The issue does not matter at that point. It’s called a democracy. orlandoweekly.com

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BATTLE OF THE BASTARDS A fight no one deserved to win BY JEFFREY C. BILL M A N

In the end, they both lost – which was,

all things considered, the best possible outcome. There were no good guys here, only villains of different types, two brands of poison both toxic in their own way, two egos desperate for succor. This week, former National Security Adviser John Bolton, an unreconstructed neocon who’s rarely met a country he didn’t want to bomb, published The Room Where It Happened, the 467th (approximate) insider tellall to emerge from the first three years of the Trump administration. Like the previous 466 (approximate), it paints President Trump as an incompetent, corrupt buffoon with a fondness for autocrats. No surprise there. Bolton being Bolton, the 500-page-plus book also berates the president for not casually murdering a hundred or so Iranians because of a downed drone. (Bolton thinks this anecdote makes Trump look bad.) More important for our purposes, it spotlights conduct that falls somewhere between embarrassing and impeachable. For instance, Bolton says that in personal conversations, Trump made the quid pro quo with Ukraine, for which he was impeached, explicit: “He said he wasn’t in favor of sending [the Ukrainians] anything until all Russia-investigation material related to [Hillary] Clinton and [Joe] Biden had been turned over.” Trump similarly asked China’s President Xi to help him get re-elected by purchasing American wheat and soybeans, then told Xi to move forward with plans to intern Uighur Muslims in concentration camps; those camps now hold at least 1 million people. Perhaps most bizarrely, Bolton says Trump’s jaw-dropping defense of the Saudi crown prince in the wake of his murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi – “The world is a very dangerous place!” – was a calculated move to deflect attention from his daughter Ivanka’s use of her personal email account to conduct government business, à la Hillary Clinton, which he apparently considered a more urgent problem. Of course, Bolton, who left last September, knew all of this as the impeachment inquiry was ramping up but said nothing. House Democrats asked him to testify. Bolton refused and said he would sue to block a subpoena. With nuggets from his manuscript opportunistically leaking,

OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE PHOTO BY TIA DUFOUR / PUBLIC DOMAIN

Bolton said he would testify if the Senate subpoenaed him. But Republicans, having sworn unwavering fidelity to Dear Leader, weren’t interested. In a Machiavellian sense, this might have been a good strategy: tease just enough to secure membership in the #Resistance Bestsellers Book Club. For a man who portrays himself as a paragon of patriotic virtue, however, it was transparently craven. And because the other guys are even more unscrupulous, it backfired. Manuscripts from government officials have to undergo a review to ensure they’re not divulging state secrets, a process that gives the White House leverage to delay or even block their release. That’s what Trump plainly wanted: In February, the president boasted to TV anchors that The Room Where It Happened wouldn’t be published during his presidency. Over the first four months of 2020, Bolton worked with career National Security Council staffers to revise manuscript several times. Finally, on April 27, he was told the manuscript no longer contained classified material. But the White House never sent a letter formally clearing the manuscript for publication. For the next six weeks, there was radio silence. The political operatives had taken over. The new national security adviser had a deputy dig through it again, and what do you know: On June 8, Bolton was told it still contained classified material – some of which, conveniently, became classified after April 27. By this point, however, Bolton had tired of being jerked

around. He’d submitted the final version to Simon & Schuster, which printed 200,000 copies and shipped them all over the world ahead of a June 23 release. So last week, Trump’s Department of Justice sued, seeking a restraining order to halt the book’s release – an extraordinary request in brazen defiance of First Amendment principles. “The Government … asks this Court to issue a prior restraint order suppressing the speech of his former National Security Adviser,” Bolton’s lawyers argued, “… for the transparent purpose of preventing Ambassador Bolton from revealing embarrassing facts about the President’s conduct in office.” That’s obviously correct, but more important were the logistics. The book was already out in the wild – at bookstores, circulating among journalists, even online. There was no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. The White House’s authoritarian effort to quash unfriendly speech about the president failed. But Bolton didn’t exactly win. While the judge denied the restraining order, he also ruled that Bolton’s manuscript does, in fact, contain classified information, which means the government can come after Bolton’s reported $2 million advance and/or press criminal charges. Judging by Trump’s immediate reaction, that seems like a strong possibility: “Bolton broke the law and has been called out and rebuked for so doing, with a really big price to pay. He likes dropping bombs on people, and killing them. Now he will have bombs dropped on him!” So the book gets released, the president’s corruption gets exposed yet again, and the warmonger not only fails to profit but perhaps goes to prison: Honestly, what’s not to like?

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SUMMER GUIDE How to salvage the season This was not the summer we asked for, but it’s the one we got. Instead of bitching about missed afternoons at the springs or the parks or your canceled trips to three-day music festivals, it’s time to make plans for what you can do to squeeze a little enjoyment out of this hellscape of a year. To help, we’ve put together a bunch of tips, including how to build your own backyard paradise, fix up that rusty bike and make a two-ingredient cocktail appropriate for 2020. The goal is to reclaim a little space for yourself. We’re all dealing with a lot: Your job, if you are lucky enough to still have it, is most likely a nightmare version of what it was before, a pandemic continues to rip through the country and the United States seems like it’s finally headed for a reckoning on inequality that is fiery and messy and long overdue. There is work to be done, but don’t underestimate the weight of it all. Find a way to do something fun, even if it’s just a pass or two through a sprinkler on a hot afternoon. Summer isn’t canceled – it’s just not what we expected. ILLUSTRATION BY NOAH MCMILLAN

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Protest!

Most of this list is about relaxing and relieving stress, but this country is in a rare moment when the masses can actually force the powers that be to revamp or dump and replace some terrible systems. Not everyone can march in the streets, but thousands in Orlando and hundreds of thousands across the nation are taking a calculated risk to show up en masse and demand change. They see staying silent as even more dangerous in the long term than the coronavirus. If you join them, wear a mask, do what you can to protect yourself and others, and keep your eyes on making the United States a better, more just country for everyone.

Build up your garden.

If you’re lucky enough to have a little bit of land to call your own, this is the summer to start a garden or get one set up for next year. Now that we’re all slowing down a bit and taking the time to appreciate where and how we get food, there’s no greater feeling than planting a seed, tending to it and then later pulling your own homegrown food out of the ground. Lettuce, herbs and root vegetables are all pretty easy to grow, making them the perfect items to start in your brand-new garden.

Learn how to build a fire.

This is a great skill to have not just for a low-key backyard bonfire but also in case civilization collapses – and let’s face it, that feels more and more like a possibility every day. OK, first things first is to pick a site that’s far away from trees or your house, because you don’t want to burn your neighborhood down. Lay down some twisted-up newspaper, perhaps old issues of Orlando Weekly – see, we’re good for something – and some tinder, like dry leaves and little twigs. Next, you’ll need kindling – look for skinny dry branches about the length of your forearm – and actual firewood. Make a tepee of kindling around and over the tinder, and then encase that in a tepee made from the bigger logs. Then light the tinder on fire with a lighter or match and – voilà! Be sure to keep water on hand to extinguish it when you’re done.

Build a damn pool

The creeping heat of summer has sneaked up on you, and you’d like to find a little relief in the form of a cool dip in a pool. But you don’t want to swim in the plaguey waters of a communal pool, and tragically, you don’t have your own. If you’re not too concerned about what the neighbors think, good news: You can be floating by Friday. The solution is a backyard hay-bale pool. Affordable and well within a beginner’s skillset, the hay-bale pool can be assembled and filled in an afternoon. Here’s how you do it: Arrange the hay bales (you can buy them at Palmer Feed Store, palmerfeedstore.com) in a rectangle as big as you want: maybe four hay bales long and three wide. (Double-stack them if you want it deeper.) Drape the

bales with heavy-duty plastic sheeting, making sure to leave enough slack to press it against the interior walls and tuck under the exterior edges. Cinch it all together with a rope around the perimeter and fill it with water. Enjoy with an ice-cold PBR and jorts.

hoarding in advance of the second wave of coronavirus. If you’re looking to find a good home for all the stuff you don’t need anymore (without sending it to a landfill), Goodwill and the Mustard Seed (mustardseedfla.org) are both accepting donations – Goodwill even has drive-through “Donation Xpress” lanes.

Go to the beach after dark.

We all want to go dip in the ocean and feel the sun, but it’s simply not safe when there’s a crowd. But the Space Coast beaches have a treat for you if you wait until nightfall, page 27.

Go see a drive-in movie.

Tune up your bike.

Exercise!

No more excuses – you literally have nothing better going on. It’s time for a tune-up. First, give it a good cleaning, using degreaser on the chain and jockey wheels, and checking to make sure your chain is in good shape. Next, pull the brake levers to make sure the brake pads are working, and give the wheels a spin to make sure they aren’t hitting the pads; if it takes a lot of force to make the brakes work, use an Allen key and pull the cable to tighten things up. Flip your bike upside-down and give the wheels a spin, checking for any wobbliness; you can fix this by using a spoke wrench to increase or decrease the tension of the spokes. If you’re really feeling handy, you can even take off your pedals and ball bearings to lube everything up. Make sure all your gears are working, pump up your tires and hit the road.

Movie theaters are closed due to you-know-who, but you can catch a movie from the safety of your car at the drive-in. See more on page 15.

Or drive there with your bike in the back. Either wheeled or on foot, you can bask in nature and fill up your bird book without seeing other humans at the places listed on page 19.

When quarantine started back in March, you thought you were going to come out of it a better person. You had big plans: You were going to read all those books you never even opened, bake sourdough bread and get ripped. But to the surprise of absolutely no one, you accomplished jack shit. All you read is Twitter, all you eat is frozen pizza and all you do is sit on your ass. Look, don’t beat yourself up over it – just staying sane with the modern-day equivalents of the 1918 Spanish Flu, 1929 stock market crash, and the 1968 summer of civil unrest all happening at the same damn time is kind of a tall order. But you should reconsider the not-exercising thing. As we all know but willfully choose to forget, exercise can relieve stress and reduce anxiety. Hell, some people even get high from the release of endorphins after a good workout. Start small, going for a 20-minute jog or doing some crunches, and if summoning the energy is hard for you, consider getting it over with earlier in the day while your energy levels are highest. Trust us, you’ll feel a lot better. Exercise and de-stress your brain, too: Read a book, page 29.

Make a quarantine cocktail.

Befriend a murder of crows.

Now ride that bike to some wideopen spaces.

A unique twist on a mojito or a mai tai would make for a delicious summer beverage, but just to get your creative juices flowing (and your mouth watering), we thought we’d share our favorite homemade cocktail, the “2020-tini.” Step 1: Get a rocks glass and some of your favorite whiskey (anything brown should get the job done). Step 2: Fill that rocks glass up to about 1/8 of an inch from the top. Step 3: Add ice — in order to do this without overflowing, you’ll want to drink enough of the beverage for said ice to fit. It should be noted that ice is optional, though. And you’re done! Pairs best with a second 2020-tini held in your other hand.

Clean out your garage.

Heck, clean out everything. The summer is the perfect time to hide away from the heat and get some serious work done indoors. While you’re stuck at home you might as well make it a space that you don’t mind being stuck in (as much) during this weird time. Cleaning out the stuff you don’t need makes more room for canned goods or flashlights or whatever survival things you’ve been thinking about

As anyone who has seen the 1994 cult classic The Crow can attest, crows are, like, really cool, and good to have around as friends, given that they have the ability to raise you from the dead and also peck out the eyes of your enemies. On top of that, they are intelligent creatures who are able to recognize and remember human faces, and if you feed them, they are even likely to bring you gifts. Shiny rocks, coins and pieces of metal are often the form these gifts take, though if you could somehow convince them that paper money is your jam, you’d have yourself one hell of a racket going. What we’re saying here is: Spread some bird seed on the ground near your home, then start shouting “caw” sounds while rubbing cash all over your body. If the birds find you before the mental-health professionals do, you’re in business. A great place to find those crows? On a graveyard picnic, page 21.

Embrace sprinkler life.

Buy or borrow one. Hook it to a hose. Run back and forth through it like a little kid. Congrats – you made it through another Lockdown Summer day.

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ENZIAN-BUNGALOWER POP-UP DRIVE-IN (PHOTO BY JANIE POPE)

CINEMA PArADIsO Drive-in theaters are back, but did they ever really leave? If you’re feeling hesitant or anxious about stepping back into a darkened cinema but you feel even more anxious about staring at movies on a tiny mobile device’s screen, we might just have a good compromise for you. There’s a physically distanced way of seeing movies that’s making a comeback during the pandemic. Everything that’s old is new again, and now it’s the turn of the drive-in movie to stride confidently back into the pop culture spotlight. In the latter part of the 1940s and ’50s, drive-ins were the de rigueur weekend outing for families or dates, though they gradually disappeared over the decades. Now the admirably stubborn holdouts are having a “who’s laughing now” moment, and pop-up drive-in screenings are multiplying. Here are a few in the Central Florida area.

Enzian Theater Pop-Up Drive-In

Maitland’s art-house stalwart Enzian Theater teamed up with bustling local website Bungalower for a pop-up series of drive-in screenings around town. With a DIY sense of adventure – audiovisual frills are few, screenings are usually announced just a week ahead of time, it’s bring your own everything, and the tickets are on a

suggested donation basis – and a heavy helping of 1980s fare – The Princess Bride, Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark and E.T. so far – the screenings still tend to sell out very quickly.

Mount Dora’s Epic Theatre

Last month, Epic Theatres at Mount Dora launched a drive-in movie series in their parking lot, focusing heavily on silver-screen classics. The Mount Dora location joins other Epic theaters in nearby Clermont and West Volusia in offering drive-in movies, though each sets their own programming. (A recent double feature of the Dark Knight and Birds of Prey was a clever way of reuniting the Joker and Harley Quinn.) Movies are projected on the side of the cineplex, and concession counters inside the theaters are open for business. On June 27 they’ll join 300 other outdoor venues across the country to simulcast a concert by country star Garth Brooks.

Ocala Drive-In

“Don’t call it a comeback/I’ve been here for years.” Clearly LL Cool J wasn’t talking about the Ocala DriveIn, but the sentiment still fits. This drive-in opened

in 1918 and first shut down in 2002, but then against all odds (and market trends) reopened a few years later. When the coronavirus pandemic hit, this defiant drive-in was basically the only theater in the whole country showing first-run movies for a while. Owner John Watzke explained to Vice his business model in a suitably low-key fashion: “That’s the thing about drive-in theaters. You don’t make a lot of money. You can make a good living if you work it right, but you’ve got to have a passion for it.”

Silver Moon Drive-In

Once upon three months ago, driving to Lakeland might have been a bit of a trek to see a movie, but what is time now anyway? The Silver Moon Drive-In has been around since 1948, when admission was 35 cents. Over 70 years later, they’re still bringing the crowds with creative programming taking in first-run films and classics, including recent screenings of Space Jam and Beetlejuice. They shut their doors in April briefly because of the coronavirus, but are back open, doing what they’ve been doing in much the same way for decades.

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I CAN SEE FOR MILES Wide open places to visit this summer The key to making it through the summer might be the opposite of past years (our usual annual advice: Park yourself in front of the strongest air conditioning and don’t move). In fact, we think taking in some fresh air, sunshine and greenery – in a space so big you’ll be free to move while staying safely distanced – might the best way to get a moment of mental respite during this deeply messed-up 2020 summer.

flock to the park annually to enjoy the 20 miles of trails for bird-watching, cycling, running, horseback riding, photography or simply enjoying a change of scenery. Though the park is just 27 miles from downtown, it feels far away from Orlando’s city sprawl. The biodiversity of the wetlands makes it a boon for animals as well as visitors – more than 220 bird species live in the park, and 19 endangered or threatened species thrive there as well: 12 birds, three reptiles, two mammals and two insects.

Tosohatchee Wildlife Management Area 3365 Taylor Creek Road, Christmas, 407-5685893, myfwc.com SPLIT OAK FOREST (PHOTO BY DAVE PLOTKIN)

Head east on Colonial Drive until the road forks, then steer right to take State Road 520 until you see the small brown sign beckoning you to turn left and discover Tosohatchee Wildlife Management Area. It’s off the beaten path, but its many trails offer a rare solitude typically encountered exclusively in apocalyptic storybooks and doomsday movies. Once inside, enjoy hiking the rugged Florida landscapes – quaint ponds, open fields of wildflowers and canopies of hanging moss – populated in the early morning hours by wild turkeys, boar, deer and more birds than Audubon Park documents on its street signs. Butterflies flock here, too; the Palamedes Swallowtail, Gulf Fritillary, Silver-spotted Skipper and Northern Cloudywing are just some of the species commonly seen in summer.

Orlando Wetlands Park 25155 Wheeler Road, Christmas, 407-568-1706, orlando.gov

The 1,650-acre property in east Orange County used to be a cattle pasture. Then the city of Orlando purchased the land in 1986 to build a water treatment plant, but left the land open to the public. Today, an estimated 15,000 visitors

Split Oak Forest Wildlife and Environmental Area 10525 Clapp Simms Duda Road, 407-254-6840, osceola.org

The county line between Orange and Osceola runs right through this park, untouched in centuries by Central Florida’s rampant development. Only hiking and permitted horseback riding are allowed, while hunting, camping and biking are prohibited. The mostly flat terrain of pine woods and scrub hammocks is home to threatened gopher tortoises, scrub jays, sandhill cranes, Sherman’s fox squirrels, gopher frogs, white-tailed deer, wild turkeys, indigo snakes, bald eagles, and feral hogs. The fate of the Split Oak Forest has for the last couple of years been a struggle by local environmental advocates against Central Florida’s self-destructive instinct to give developers whatever they want, whenever they want it but now, in a strange twist of fate, it seems the coronavirus might save Split Oak. Local governments are taking massive revenue hits because of the coronavirus pandemic, and a lot of projects are being slashed. The highway extension planned to mow right through the middle of Split Oak will be delayed for a very long time, and maybe even shelved. Enjoy it while you can, though, because in Florida nothing is certain.

TOSOHATCHEE (PHOTO BY ASHLEY BELANGER)

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CEMETERY GAITS Walks and picnics in the cemetery aren’t just for Cure fans anymore Story & photo By Matthew Moyer Put on your copy of Disintegration or The Flood to pregame, get that cat’s eye eyeliner just right, hair carefully sculpted and black umbrella in hand, you’re on your way not to the goth club, but a leisurely afternoon at the cemetery! But the good news is that you don’t have to be of the gothic persuasion to enjoy an invigorating conversation in the graveyard; this is actually a recreational tradition going back more than 100 years. At a time when we’re looking for more variety in our socially distanced outdoor activities – the beach is just too crowded, and we don’t have what it takes for a lengthy nature hike – a saunter in a local cemetery is a nice way to while away a lazy summer day. Are you a closet goth for wanting to do this? Absolutely not. History is on your side. In the latter part of the 19th-century, it was customary for families (not just the Addams Family) to make a day of a cemetery outing, complete with picnic lunch. Many towns and cities lacked public parks, and the relatively new,

sprawling “garden-style” cemeteries with lush fields, lots of greenery and shade trees were the closest thing to European cities’ public spaces. No longer crowded into churchyards, these larger cemeteries were a place for exercise, family outings, meditation and contemplation, contact with forces not of this world, letting the children loose for some play, and even carriage racing! In an eerie but fascinating parallel to our present moment, the graveyard picnic peaked in popularity as epidemics of yellow fever and cholera swept the country. Families would indeed picnic on their family plots. As death was such an ever-present reality, it was a perfectly normal thing to gather, eat, talk and commune with family and friends, both living and dead. Here in Orlando, we have one of the most beautiful cemeteries in the whole state – and no, we’re not talking about the graveyard in front of the Magic Kingdom’s Haunted Mansion – we mean the historic Greenwood Cemetery. Greenwood dates back to the tail end of the 19th

century. Its sprawling 86 acres of greenery is equal parts scenic, peaceful and reflective. Notable residents include July Perry, Edna Giles Fuller, Joe Tinker, Jessie “The City Beautiful” Branch and Bob Carr. From the wooden bridge that you cross to gain access to the grounds to the forbidding gate, the plentiful shade offered by knotty old-growth trees draped in moss vying for space with palm trees, statues the likes of which you don’t normally see in Florida graveyards, all manner of unique tombstones and even a crypt or two, there’s a pervading sense of reflection and calm throughout that takes you out of the day-to-day and allows you to think. Don’t worry, getting lost in thought will not result in you getting lost; Greenwood is laid out in a circular pattern. When in doubt, just head left, you’ll return to where you started Now who’s got the boombox with the Joy Division tapes? Play it quiet. Greenwood Cemetery is located at 1603 Greenwood St. and open to the public daily until 7 p.m.

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SPARKLE PLENTY Natural bioluminescence lights up Space Coast beaches after dark You might already know that the waters around the Space Coast, including the Banana River, the Indian River and the Mosquito Lagoon near Titusville, are full of bioluminescence after dark – every movement in the water produces an eerie, sparkly light, thanks to photoluminescent plankton and jellyfish. Trust us, though, your out-of-town relatives don’t. Photos of the phenomenon aren’t easy to capture but gain you instant social media bragging rights. And since we are all living our lives on screens this summer anyway, here’s a good chance to light up your feed with an underwater aurora borealis. There are several companies that offer kayaking and pad-

dling tours on the bioluminescent bays and rivers – you’ll find plenty at visitspacecoast.com – but we’ll leave it to your comfort level whether you want to engage in group activities. If you can manage to stay masked until you get in the water, individual kayaks will naturally enforce at least six feet of separation from others, though. It’s a summertime thing, best experienced on dark nights between May and November. Typically, five days after the full moon is the best times to go, so check your lunar calendar – and don’t skimp on the bug spray.

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PAGING FLORIDA This summer, we’ll be staying between the sheets By Cathy Salustri and Jessica Bryce Young Hi, Gen X here. Without making light of the pandemic – because, wow, does it suck – I’d like to point out that we Gen X-ers are totally prepared for this. As author Lauren Hough tweeted early on in this whole mess, we’re “the only generation who can keep our asses at home without being told, the motherfucking latchkey kids, the generation used to being neglected by fucking everyone. We’ll be the only ones left.” We are totally here for the #QuarantineAndChill, but, honestly, that’s just Wednesday for us. You’ve seen the memes about people who are so happy when you cancel plans on them? … yeah. It’s not so shocking, then, that we have some suggestions for reading to get you through 2020’s Summer of Solitude. Tuck in, folks. Remember, we’re all in this together … separately.

Holding Smoke, by Steph Post

This is the last book of the Judah Cannon trilogy, and it’s actually a three-fer, because you’re going to want to read all three. There’s a Pentecostal preacher, a drug runner and a Southern family. That should be enough to take your mind off what’s happening, at least for a few hours. Polis Books, 2020.

Cat Tale, by Craig Pittman

If there’s a story that will make you feel hope in times that can feel hopeless, it’s Pittman’s story about “the wild, weird battle to save the Florida panther.” It made us ugly cry and happy cry … but we’re a little on edge these days. How about you? Hanover Square Press, 2020.

In case you were wondering – no, Florida doesn’t have an official state virus. This book should be a handbook for any new Floridian. University Press of Florida, 2019.

Drawn to the Deep, by Julie Hauserman

Hauserman takes a deep dive into the underwater life of Wes Skiles, the man who dived into the Floridan Aquifer – many, many feet below Florida’s sandy surface – to map the twisty limestone tunnels. It’s the perfect book for adrenaline junkies who are now stuck on the couch. University Press of Florida, 2018.

Florida, by Lauren Groff

This collection of 11 short stories will slake any thirst readers have for Sunshine State strangeness. Kirkus Reviews called Florida “a literary tour de force of precariousness set in a blistering place, a state shaped like a gun.” Fans of Karen Russell, Padgett Powell or Joy Williams should not miss this box of poison treats. Riverhead Books, 2018.

Made for Love, by Alissa Nutting

Nutting’s first novel, Tampa, was inspired by the student-seducing middle-school teacher Debra Lafave, and it introduced readers to Nutting’s singular voice: a quease-inducing mix of hard and soft, sentimental and solipsistic. Like Tampa, Made for Love is set in Florida; and like Tampa, Made for Love has a ripped-from-the-headlines plot – this time, our villain is a privacy-invading tech bro rather than a female sexual predator. Hmm, who could that (cough, Zucker)be(rg)? Ecco, 2017.

Salt River, by Randy Wayne White

Speaking of the environment and crime, White’s work remains some of our favorite Florida writing. This is his 26th (!) in the Doc Ford series, released last month, and the series never gets old. Alongside crime, White makes salient points about harmful algal blooms, red tide … and sperm donation. Really. Penguin Random House, 2020.

Roaring Reptiles, Bountiful Citrus, and Neon Pies, by Mark Lane

Tampa Bay columnist Mark Lane’s newest book about Florida takes an irreverent (yet loving) look at our state’s icons. Lane’s easy style will allow you to forget everything happening outside your door.

We Can’t Help It if We’re From Florida

A variety pack of snack-sized tales “from a sinking peninsula,” with a couple of poems sprinkled in for good measure, We Can’t Help It nicely captures the prickly (heat) sensation of reserving the right to savage your own hometown, while defending the place to others harder than a rabid possum. Burrow Press, 2017.

Welcome to Deadland, by Zachary Linville

UCF grad Linville set his first novel in Orlando, and it hews faithfully to the established zombiepocalypse tropes. College-age zombie fighters hack

their way through the infected city from the university, through the housing developments, even up from Miami, and they’re all heading toward ... well, you’ll get no spoilers from us, but only a non-Orlandoan couldn’t guess the magical place they’re all going to meet up. Inkshares, 2016.

Facadomy, by James Cornetet

Local architect James Cornetet wraps a bucket list of Orlando midcentury marvels in a spot-on rant against poorly planned development and it’s all right there in the subtitle: “A Critique on Capitalism and Its Assault on Mid-Century Modern Architecture.” Process Press, 2013.

Finding Florida, by T.D. Allman

This “True History of the Sunshine State” is an acidic and weighty tome covering five centuries of Floridian greed, racism and violence. Atlantic Monthly Press, 2013.

Condominium, by John D. MacDonald

When the pandemic passes, the same ol’ environmental issues remain. If you adore Carl Hiaasen, Randy Wayne White and the Florida crime novel genre, you need to go back in time and read the one that came before all others. Every other novel about the Florida environment and crime succeeds because of this one, first published in 1977.

Oranges, by John McPhee

McPhee’s classic of narrative nonfiction is a miniature universe. Like one of those tiny glasses of OJ served in diners, its narrow covers enclose the geological, historical and meteorological roots of Florida citrus farmers’ struggle to exist. No big deal: just a self-contained cosmology of the Sunshine State, that’s all. Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 1975.

Alas Babylon, by Pat Frank

Hey, COVID-19 might be a pandemic, but at least it isn’t nuclear war. Worth a re-read if you haven’t read it in years, and if you’ve never read it, do it now. Did we mention it’s set in Central Florida? Yep, “Fort Repose” is a thinly veiled Mount Dora. Lippincott, 1959.

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Business has been steady at Maitland’s Houndstooth Kitchen & Eatery BY FAIYAZ KARA

ou may recall the days when the Houndstooth Sauce Co. hawked its soups, sandwiches and saucy wares from a humble space inside the East End Market. Chef-owner David Bressler had relocated to Orlando after cheffing about in the Atlanta area, and he managed to grab the last available vendor stall prior to East End’s public unveiling in late 2013. Five years later, he and wife Monica released the Houndstooth from East End and commenced buildout of the new pooch-friendly Houndstooth inside Maitland City Centre, just a mile from the couple’s home. The sauces were dropped (production costs were getting too high); an expanded selection of takeout-friendly vittles was added to the menu; and Houndstooth Sauce Company was reborn as Houndstooth Kitchen & Eatery.

use of brisket. I’ve had this sandwich three times since they’ve opened, so mazel tov! Speaking of sandwich, Houndstooth is sandwiched between Boku Sushi and Sanford Brewing Co. If you’d like to sit at one of the tables outside and grab a beer from next door, the Bresslers have no issue with it. I suppose they’d be fine if you grabbed some sake from Boku. Or maybe some nigiri. About the only thing the Bresslers probably wouldn’t be cool with is if you wore orange and navy blue – the colors of Auburn – anywhere near their shop. You might get smoked, and not in hickory like the hefty turkey club ($12) with garliclime aioli. I wore navy blue and got duly greased by an overly viscous caprese ($10). A side of turkey chili ($2), sweetened with brown sugar, made an ideal neutralizer. Surprisingly, the pandemic hasn’t hit Houndstooth as hard as its neighbors. Takeout was brisk before COVID-19 and business has been steady during. Employees are mask-conscious, and there’s a face guard above the register for good measure. On one visit, as I waited on avocado toast ($7) and a fried chicken sandwich ($9.50) – the chicken is brined in pickle juice before being marinated in buttermilk – I noticed all six of us, customers and workers alike, were wearing masks. Oh, and both the toast and the chicken sandwich were outstanding. If you’re making a mental list of restaurants to patronize over the next few weeks, Houndstooth is one you’ll want to dog-ear. fkara@orlandoweekly.com

Sandwiches are still the focus, but some not-so-ordinary sides ($3/$6/$12) can be had with them – apple-poppy slaw; orzo salad with basil balsamic; and a potato salad blended with white barbecue sauce. The latter is an Alabama staple, and that sweet home state plays large at Houndstooth. Monica’s whole family hails from there, and David’s a ’Bama grad. The eatery’s name, in fact, is a tribute to the houndstooth hat donned by Bear Bryant, the legendary coach of the Crimson Tide. Keeping true to ’Bama’s colors, David even fashions a red barbecue sauce to go with the white, both of which can be found juicing up the braised brisket taco ($3.50). Personally, I thought the Reuben ($10) and its numerous layers of lean corned beef on pressed marble rye made better

the diningin diaries BY FAIYAZ KARA There are mad wizards in the kitchen of Orlando Meats and they’re led by culinary director-owner Eliot Hillis, who positively prides himself on being the Merlin of his kitchen. He quite enjoys being a fearless killer of convention, preferring fermenting over butchering (yawwwn) and giddily experimenting with textures, ingredients, techniques and gastronomic esoterica of all sorts. The menu is a daily whim of offerings – I popped by for takeout after seeing Hillis post an Instagram pic of a duck hot dog in a New England roll slathered in “sticky” char siu mayo and crunched with chicken skin and ginger onions. Absolute bloody magic. But as much as he’s known for being a magus of meat, Hillis’ interest is very much piqued by vegan cuisine. He sees a whole new world with endless possibilities in plant-based fare and so badly wants to offer his creations to the masses. Until he has a place of his own for that, you can sample his and head chef Seth Parker’s vegan dishes at the Night Shovel pop-up at Eola General, 5:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday, June 26-27. “Night Shovel”? “It’s a reference from Archer and a name that I love,” says Hillis. “It’s silly and stupid.” Of course it is. Shaun Noonan of Eola General says the pop-up will be an outdoor, casual (i.e., non-ticketed) event with an à la carte menu and safety measures – sanitation stations, floor markers, masked servers and staff – in place. For those still leery of social events, curbside pickup will be available. (Orlando Meats, 728 Virginia Drive, 407-598-0700, orlandomeats.com; Night Shovel pop-up, 5:30 p.m. Friday-Saturday, June 26-27, at Eola General, 522 E. Amelia St., 407-7238496, eolageneral.com)

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THE OSPREY SEAFOOD & SPIRITS

The pandemic forced owners Jason and Sue Chin to change Osprey’s concept from new American cuisine to seafood, and it’s a change for the better. Chef Anthony Watler, under the direction of Reyes Mezcaleria’s Wendy Lopez, presents everything from cioppino to lobster rolls to skin-on trout with hoppin’ john. Oysters are great any time of year, but particularly during happy hour when they’re $1. Baked Alaska is an absolute must. Closed Mondays. (reviewed June 17) 4899 New Broad St., 407-960-7700, theospreyorlando.com, $$$

GREEK TO GO

Fast casual Greek joint serves everything from freshly baked tiropita and spanakopita to kebabs and gyros. Sweets, like baklava and butter-almond cookies called kourabiedes, are shipped in from Hellas Restaurant & Bakery in Tarpon Springs. Get those cookies! Closed Sundays. (reviewed June 10) 681 N. Orlando Ave., Maitland, 407-775-6206, mygreektogo.com, $

TABLA WINTER PARK

Tabla’s Winter Park outpost is a fetching space with equally fetching fare thanks to chef Sajan Prem. The man is easily the finest chef of Indian cookery the city has, and he’s as deft with street staples (the pani puri is a must) as he is with tandoori items (the lamb chops are the plushest) and curries (the palak ghosht with bone-in goat is, as Russell Peters would say, “mind-blasting.”) Don’t ever leave without trying the sticky toffee pudding. Open daily. (reviewed June 3) 216 N. Park Ave., Winter Park, 321-4220321, tablacuisine.com, $$$

MANZANO’S DELI

Winter Park sub shop serves meaty, prodigious sandwiches using Boar’s Head meats and cheeses along with bâtard bread rolls flown in from artisan bakery Tribeca Oven in New Jersey. The fourmeat Italian Stallion is among the heftier choices, though don’t overlook the Philly cheesesteak, hot pastrami or chicken pesto panini. Breakfast bagels and pizza are also offered. Open daily. (reviewed CONTINUED ON PAGE 35

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May 27) 221 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park, 407-725-7569, manzanowinterpark. com, $$

FARM & HAUS

Patrick and Brittany Lyne serve farmfresh “healthy comfort food” out of their East End Market stall to great success. Breakfast items like the OG breakfast sandwich, avocado toast and the “wakey wakey” bowl are all pre-noon pick-meups, while ultrafresh Mediterranean salad and chicken coconut curry are popular with lunchtime crowds. Hot dinner pickups for families/large parties are offered Tuesdays to Saturdays, and home deliveries are made via East End Market’s Mobile Delivery Truck. (reviewed May 20) 3201 Corrine Drive, 321-430-6627, farmandhaus.com, $$

PARIS BANH MI CAFÉ BAKERY

A one-stop shop for beautiful baguettes, sandwiches and pastries. Owners Hien Tran and Doan Nguyen both have serious baking cred and their experience shows in savory banh mis and sweet cakes and pastries. Closed Tuesday. (reviewed May 13) 1021 E. Colonial Drive, 407-866-2012, parisbanhmicafebakery.com, $

SIXTY VINES

Sixty Vines, a Texas-based chain, wows with a bright, airy interior as well as a selection of 60 wines on tap. The fare is decidedly NoCal, with such wine-country inspirations as cabernet burgers, fig and prosciutto pizzas, oven-roasted dates wrapped in bacon and rustic pastas – the orecchiette primavera is impressive. Open daily. (reviewed May 6) 110 Orlando Ave., Winter Park, 407-410-8005, sixtyvines.com, $$

TWISTED ROOT BURGER CO.

Better burger joint in Winter Park touts its exotic meat burgers as well as typical between-the-bun offerings like wagyu, buffalo and turkey. A full bar offers local brews, craft cocktails and wine, while shakes fashioned from custard churned in-house with vanilla, eggs, cream, milk and sugar make for a more traditional potable with your burger. (reviewed April 29) 4270 Aloma Ave., Winter Park, 407960-5163, twistedrootburgerco.com, $$

P IS FOR PIE

When Stacey and Ed Tomljenovich purchased the Audubon Park bakery from Tara Gould five years ago, they employed the same small-batch, from-scratch approach Gould started when she founded P Is for Pie in 2013. The outcome: sweet and savory pies of the highest order, be it cherry pie, strawberry-basil hand pies, tart-like lemon-cream mini pies or “The Ma” – a bottomless pie stuffed with lamb, orzo, green beans, onion and tomato. (reviewed April 22) 2806 Corrine Drive, 407-745-4743, crazyforpies.com, $ n

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BY STEVE SCHNEIDER

PREMIERES WEDNESDAY: Athlete A – Top Olympians testify to the myriad abuses committed by USA Gymnastics doctor Larry Nassar. Yes, friends, this week’s column is going to be a laugh riot. (Netflix) Crazy Delicious Season 1 – The special twist of this new British cooking competition is that the set itself is edible. Which, oddly enough, was also the excuse Paula Deen used to give for her sky-high cholesterol count. (Netflix) Nobody Knows I’m Here – Lost alumnus Jorge Garcia plays a former child singer who turned into a bitter recluse after seeing the workings of the music industry up close. As opposed to the rest of us, who turned into bitter recluses after seeing the finale of Lost. (Netflix) Transhood – Four trans kids in Kansas City bare their souls to documentary cameras that spent a full five years following their trials and triumphs. Thanks to Twitter, it only takes J.K. Rowling five minutes to shit all over them. (HBO Max)

PREMIERES THURSDAY: Adventure Time Distant Lands: BMO – The first of four spin-off films from the late Cartoon Network series features the gender-indeterminate robot BMO in a story of galactic peril. Just don’t go to Kansas City, kid, because they’ll eff you up. (HBO Max) Doom Patrol Season 2 – More adventures of the oddball superteam that’s currently being billed as DC Comics’ “D list.” Dammit, looks like we’re never going to get the Inferior Five show we deserve. (HBO Max and DC Universe)

Search Party Season 3 – After a hiatus of a few years, the return of Search Party finds Alia Shawkat’s Dory becoming the toast of millennials the world over when she goes on trial for murder. Hey, they need something to fill all that time they don’t spend voting. (HBO Max)

PREMIERES FRIDAY: Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga – The international music contest that gave us ABBA is the backdrop for this featurelength comedy, which casts Will Ferrell and Rachel McAdams as an Icelandic singing duo in pursuit of the top prize. I’ve loved this movie every other time Ferrell’s made it, so I’m glad he’s found a way to keep on doing it even though he’s used up every sport known to man. (Netflix)

PREMIERES SATURDAY: Dark Season 3 – The final episodes of the German sci-fi series see our heroes struggling to bring time and space back into alignment. Remember when we all still thought that was possible? Ah, April. (Netflix)

PREMIERES SUNDAY: I’ll Be Gone in the Dark – A six-episode adaptation of the true-crime exposé Michelle McNamara was working on when she died unexpectedly, leaving husband Patton Oswalt shattered. Yeah, overall, this week is just not a gift from the comedy gods. (HBO Max)

PREMIERES TUESDAY: Welcome to Chechnya – State-of-the-art facial-reconfiguration technology is used to protect the identities of Chechnyan refugees as they describe the horrors of their country’s anti-gay purges of the late 2010s. Aaaand I’m out. Maybe next week, Ken Burns will slip on a banana peel or something. (HBO Max) orlandoweekly.com

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“BLOWING UP” I’m committed to my male partner and he’s committed to me. (I’m a woman.) But we both understand we need to flirt and that we will both want to sleep with someone else at some point. We live together, we have a dog and neither of us believes in marriage. We plan to purchase a house in the coming months. Here’s the issue: He met a woman at work. He’s not sexually attracted to her at all. She, however, would love to blow him. She’s in an unhappy marriage and has no friends. They exchanged numbers when my partner was transferred and now she texts him constantly. It doesn’t totally bother me. But not only does she text him at all hours of the day and night, she continuously tells him he’s the hottest man she’s ever met. She sends him nudes, which I’ve seen, and wants to suck his “huge dick.” (It is huge.) But even though I know he’s not sexually attracted to her, I’m still feeling threatened. I have extremely low self-esteem right now and I’m struggling with depression. I’m with a therapist and I’m on meds. But the meds have made me gain about 50 pounds, which doesn’t help with the depression. I get the need and desire to flirt. But right now I’m not confident enough to be OK with him being sexual with another person even if it’s just texts. And I feel this way knowing he has no plans to be with her! He continues to tell me he has no desire to spend his life with anyone else but me. Yet he’s suddenly hesitant to buy a house. I guess I’m asking WTF should I do? Dinging Phone Really Exacerbating SemiSerious Depression You say it doesn’t bother you – it doesn’t totally bother you – that this woman texts your partner day and night, DPRESSD, which strikes me as odd. Because that shit would drive me up the wall. Blowing up someone’s phone at all hours of the day and night screams “I HAVE NO BOUNDARIES! I AM INCAPABLE OF BEING CONSIDERATE! I HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL!” Even if you were in a place where you felt better about your partner getting some attention elsewhere, the shit this woman is pulling would still be annoying, unsettling and totally bothersome. And this shit should be disqualifying – meaning, your partner should’ve shut this woman down already. He should’ve told this woman to knock it off and, if she didn’t knock it off, he should’ve told her to fuck the fuck off and blocked her number. If he tried to shut her down and she kept texting him, then I have to wonder why he hasn’t he blocked her number already. Assuming he’s telling you the truth about not being attracted to her – and it sounds like he is – he may have allowed this to go 38

on because he enjoys feeling desirable and/ or he doesn’t want to hurt her feelings. If it’s the former, make it clear to your partner that you wouldn’t have a problem with him finding someone else to swap flirty sext messages with, so longs as it’s someone who can sext in moderation and at appropriate times. If it’s the latter, make it clear to your partner that this shit is hurting your feelings and, as his partner, you expect him to prioritize your feelings over his former co-worker’s feelings. All that said, DPRESSD, even if the thought of your partner going off to play with another woman didn’t make you feel insecure, you wouldn’t want your partner getting blown by this particular woman. Even if your partner has never said, “Don’t text me at all hours of the day and night,” that’s no excuse. No one wants their phone or their partner’s phone blowing up at 3 a.m.; that’s not a boundary anyone should have to articulate to set and, articulated or not, no one with any common sense would do that. (And, holy crap, if this is how this woman behaves in pursuit of your partner’s big cock, how is she gonna behave after she gets a taste?) As for the house issue, DPRESSD, press your partner to clarify his sudden hesitancy. It may have nothing to do with your relationship; it’s entirely possible that he’s freaked out by the state of the world – because, my God, who isn’t? – and he’s having second thoughts about sinking his savings into a house. Depression often puts the worst possible spin on things; it can lead us to reject a calming truth someone is telling us in favor of an alarming lie we’re telling ourselves. Don’t fall into that trap. And finally, DPRESSD, please talk to your doctor about switching out your meds. If weight gain is a side effect of the ones you’re on now and weight gain is making you more depressed, then it doesn’t make sense to keep treating your depression with the meds you’re on now. A different med might give you the same benefits without this particular side effect. I met someone I connected with during quarantine. We’ve all but committed to screwing our brains out after we’re given the all-clear. But she recently suffered a devastating loss. We will meet, on her terms, most likely very soon. I know I should follow her lead, but should I avoid sex even if she wants to have sex? I don’t know if sex will help or hurt. Is being chaste and supportive the right move? Can sex help in a time of loss? I just don’t want to be the asshole someone winds up writing to you for advice about. Looking Over Sexual Timing

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Follow her lead – that’s a good impulse – and if she wants to have sex after you’ve met in person and after you’ve made it clear to her that there’s no rush, LOST, and if you want to have sex after you’ve met her in person, go ahead and have sex. Some people find sex after a devastating loss to be healing and affirming and the last thing that person needs is for someone else to decide they shouldn’t be having sex or even wanting to have sex. As for the all-clear you’re waiting for, well, that could be a long time off, seeing as COVID-19 rates are spiking all over the country. If you decide you can’t wait for the all-clear, please consult the New York Health Department’s safer-sex/harm-reduction recommendations for people who want to have sex during this pandemic. (Google “New York Health,” “coronavirus” and “sex.”) To quickly summarize: You can minimize your risk of contracting or transmitting COVID-19 by wearing a mask, not eating ass, using condoms and using a glory hole. I’ve been dating someone long distance for seven months. I’ve been transparent about my need for an open relationship. Recently this gentleman asked me to tell him if I slept with someone else. I agreed because I’m not sleeping with anyone at the moment due to COVID-19. But since March, I’ve been having phone sex with a long-term booty call who lives across the country. Neither knows about the other and neither one knows I’m bisexual. No big deal, right? How much of an asshole am I for not disclosing what I don’t need to? Not Banging (Other) Dudes You’re being an asshole – to yourself. Hiding your bisexuality from the men you’re dating increases your odds of winding up in a relationship with someone who judges, shames or hates you for being bisexual, NBOD, and why on earth would you want to do that to yourself? Disclosing your bisexuality ups your odds of attracting a guy who fetishizes your bisexuality, of course, but it’s easier to weed those guys out early than it is to leave (or divorce) some guy who reveals himself to be biphobic after you’ve made a huge emotional investment in him. As for the phone sex … you should disclose that too. If Mr. Seven Months can’t handle you having phone sex with some other guy, NBOD, he certainly won’t be able to handle you sleeping with someone else. And if he can’t handle that, he’s not the right guy for a woman who wants/needs/requires an open relationship. mail@savagelove.net

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Legal, Public Notices AUCTION Extra Space Storage – Store 8138, 1001 Lee Rd. Orlando FL. 32810 Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1001 Lee d. Orlando, FL. 32810 (407) 489-3742, July 16, 2020 @ 4:00 PM Robert Wilson- sofa/couch; Erializ ReyesHousehold items; Miranda Irvinedresser, vanity and household goods; Kristy lavarone -Household goods; Nathan Landwer- Kitchen equipment; Ever Portalatin- Table and household items; Shoshana Schmoger- Clothing and personal items; Dorothy Grimmage- Household goods; Tiana Sparrow- Furniture and household goods; Susan Trotter- houshold goods; Barry Dinkel- Household goods; Zamiiya Hughes- Totes of household goods; Ja’coyia Polk-Furniture and boxes; Karen Fugett- household Items; Roberson Joseph- Household goods; Nathan Landwer- household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. AUCTION Extra Space Storage – Store 8841 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 Extra Space Storage will hold a Public auction to sell personal property described

below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location Indicated: 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 (407) 4959612, July 08, 2020 @ 11:15AM: Magali De Jesus- Home care items, Luther Alexander III MountsHousehold items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below to those individuals listed below at the location indicate: July 16, 2020 at the times and location listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 1:00 PM Extra Space Storage 1101 Marshall Farms RD, Ocoee FL 34761 (407) 516 7221: Melba Ortega- Household Items, Nashay Smith- Household goods, Danny Chancellor- Household Goods, Danielle RosellaHousehold Goods, Jason Todd Grace-Household Goods, Jason Sapp- Content of Shop,Jeffery Rego- Household Items, Shannon Larson- Household Goods, Johnie Thomas-Pressure Washer, Joseph Warren-Household Items, Terrance Paulin- Household Goods, Bill Green- Household Goods, John Galetta- Household Goods, David Singh- Household Goods, Helen Hill- Household Goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above reference facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 5592 LB McLeod Rd, Orlando, Florida 32811, 407-720-2832 on 07/16/20 @ 10:30am Deanna Lee Household Goods, Dina Davis Clothes, Misc, Andre Howard Household Goods, Charles Dantes One bedroom, Eric Turso Household Goods, Tracy Santos Household Goods, David Rivero Household Goods, Gabriel Pereira Household Goods, Norvella Watson Household items, Kimberly Martin household goods, Ben Bates Household Goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

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Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1305 Crawford Ave St. Cloud, FL 34769, 407-5040833 on 07/08/2020 @ 12:45pm Sharon Wonders Household, Sabrina Wilson Household items, William Pittenger Household. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 16th, 2020 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 12:00 PM Extra Space Storage 2631 E Semoran Blvd. Apopka, FL 32703 (407) 408-7437 Reinolden Costa- Household items Nakesha Dorsey- Household items Jeremy Denhard -Household items Kayla Valcour- Household items Tomarrow Butler- Household items Michael Hood-Household items Matthew Hanna- Household items Olivares Erika- Household items Desire Vargas- Household items Janice Barnes- Household items Melanie Richardson- Household items Darlene Randall- Household items.The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at 1700 Celebration Blvd. Celebration FL 34747, on July 8 2020, at 12:15PM. Lillian Major- king and double bed set, dinning table, 10 boxes (large). Luke Schiavetta -1 bed apt. Christopher Martin - king bed, sectional. Carmen Molina - Furniture. Kevon Nicholson printer, bags, boxes. Ashley Ciufohousehold goods, boxes clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of

the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 3280 Vineland Rd Kissimmee FL 34746, 407720-7424 on 7/8/2020 @ 12:30pm. Valene Brooks household goods, Maria Carreno Torres household goods, Kaitlyn Mejias love seat recliner, ottoman, Jamie Perez boxes & bags. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 540 Cypress Parkway Kissimmee, FL 34759, on 07/08/2020 @ 11:45AM Christian Isaias Vazquez Robles Household items, Timothy Taylor Pesonal Items, Steven Rodriguez Household goods, Adaryl Beasley Household items, De Ann Charlene Felix Household items The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd, Kissimmee FL 34746, 407-429-8867 on 07/08/20 @ 11:30am Thurlo Clay- sectional, boxes, electronics. Luis Aneudi Rivera Rivera - Appliances. Laura Jaramillo- Household items. Gracie Sadiosa Argueza- House hold items. James Patterson- Household Goods. Tanya Clarke- Household Goods. Laque White- household goods, personal items. Tanisha Peterkin- household goods, personal items. Michelle A Wilson- household goods, personal items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal prop-

erty described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1150 Brand Ln Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-4145303 on 7/08/2020 @ 12:00PM. Luz Santiago, fan, vaccum, tv, Crystal Munett, mattress, toys. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1420 North Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL, 32804 (407) 312- 8736, on 07/16/2020 @ 2:00PM: Lois Leckett household goods, Kevin Balas household goods, William Morgan supplies. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407-488-9093 on 7/16/2020 @ 1:00p.m. Shamale Barker mattress, William Brown boxes, Berline Brooks 1 bedroom, Zephra Harding HHG, CLOTES, TV, Kerry Floyd Queen Size bed, 5-10 boxes, household goods, Dante Walker Boxes, Horace Simmons 3 mattresses, boxes, Altrese Johnson household items, furniture, Angel Briceno office furniture, desks, Tammy Arthur HHG, Claudia Petite full bed, basket, TV. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 4601 S Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando Fl, 32839, 407-630-9395 on 07/16/2020 @ 11am. Marie Aliette Germainboxes and clothes; Jacqueline Williams- House hold goods; Renota White- 2 beds full size and queen and one couch; Marie Calxte-

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clothes and boxes; Fanelia CadetClothes and boxes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 11071 University Blvd, Orlando, Florida 32817, 321-320-4055 on 7/16/2020 @ 3:00pm: ernesto argote household items, Gary MacLeod outdoor items, tonnia bennett household items, Leotis Smith household items, Quoneika Harris totes, Michael McFadden household items, Jessica Norell household items, Gladimar ColonSantos furniture, Berisha Williams household items, Paul Szczepanik entertainment items, Jacqueline Williams household items, Lisandra Acevedo desk The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 11971 Lake Underhill Road, Orlando, FL 32825 (407) 516-7913, July 16th 2020 @ 4:00 PM: Kenneth Edward- Household Quashaunte Joseph- Household Stephanie Ortiz Rivera- Household Fernando Negron- Household Dave MartinHousehold Khalia Scarbrough -Household Juan Guevara- Household Kieu lan Briganti- Household Tomas Rivera- Autoparts Maria Deleon- Household Anthony CarroHousehold. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 3820 S Orange Ave Orlando FL 32806, 321-2703440 on 07/16/2020 @ 11:30 am. Jean Yvens Faustin House hold goods, Karma Butler King bed and

dresser, Charlie Williams household goods, Charlie Williams household goods, Arnold Somereville Bed, tv and tv stand, boxes, Saori Hibi Household goods, china, clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 408 N Primrose Dr Orlando FL 32803, 321-2855021 on 7/16/2020 @ 10:00 am. Kansithanawan Sirichotthanakul -Household items, Samantha Rothenberger- household items, Elizabeth Baez- Bags and totes, Vatriz Thompson- Household goods, Robert Gannon- Household goods, Sean Maduro- Household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 342 Woodland Lake Drive, Orlando, FL 32828, 321-800-4793, on 7/16/20 at 2:00pm. Scott Henk: Household items, decor, bins and boxes, Chase Johnson: couches, dresser, totes, household items, bags, clothes, Mike Bailey: misc. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated 5603 Metrowest Blvd, Orlando FL 32811 on 07/16/2020 @9:30AM. Sergio Lopez Boxes & Clothes, WILSON SANTOS HOUSEHOLD ITEMS, Luis Nunez Housegoods, Andres Rincon bed & boxes, Nicholas Oliver Bed & sofa, Levi Mendes Furniture, Ricky Williams bed, mattress & boxes, Alisia Perez housegoods, Treacy Diaby house goods, Lois Hill house goods,

Oznites Albert boxes & clothes, Susan Hilsberg Household items, Gerald F Pinto household goods, Brenda Rodriguez queen bed set dresser a long one and tall one washer dryer chaise lounge boxe, need movers to help can you recommend one to her, Gloria Phillips one bed room hutch 50, Elisangela Da Silva Household items, Sabina Busjith rooms of furniture & boxes, Lois Hill boxes and bins, Stacey Wray House of furniture etc boxes, Entertainment Benefits Group 75 Office Cubicles, Brynn Pomeroy apt furniture and items, Devona Timbs household furniture and items etc, ROBERTO MIRANDA Housegoods, Yzeaminda Parker Housegoods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: July 16, 2020 at the times and locations listed below. The personal goods stored therein by the following: 4:00 PM Extra Space Storage 610 Rinehart Rd. Lake Mary, FL 32746 (407) 333-4355 Thomas KenneyHousehold goods; Anthony holmestools; Anne Bwomezi- Household goods books, computer parts; Marc Pinder- Household goods; Auup Murphy- household goods; Lashant Hawkins- household goods; Lara Stone- household goods; Joleen Merkarski- Household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA PROBATE DIVISION IN RE: ESTATE OF TERESSA M. MONGE, Deceased. File No. 2020-CP-001441-O NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Teressa M. Monge, deceased, whose date of death was May 22, 2020 is pending in the Circuit Court for Orange County, Florida, Probate Division, the address of which is 425 North Orange Avenue, Suite 340, Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required

to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIOD SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 6/24/2020. Personal Representative: Edward Eachus, 3673 Chandler Estates Drive, Apopka, FL 32712. Attorney for Personal Representative: Kristine Callagy, Esquire of Bichler & Longo, PLLC, 541 S. Orlando Ave, Suite 310, Maitland, Florida 32751. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, JUVENILE DIVISION SATE OF FLORIDA Case No. P18-DP-20 IN THE INTEREST OF: D.A.T., a female child, D.A.T., a female child SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA To: Darrell Darodney Taylor Address Unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced children, D.A.T and D.A.T. You are hereby commanded to appear before Magistrate Celine Cannon, on July 14th, 2020 at 8:30 a.m., at the Seminole County Juvenile Justice Center, 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, Florida 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and times specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION FILED WITH THE COURT. “PURSUANT TO SECTIONS 39.802(4) (d) AND 63.082(6)(g), FLORIDA STATUTES, YOU ARE HEREBY INFORMED OF THE AVAILABILITY OF PRIVATE PLACEMENT WITH AN ADOPTION ENTITY, AS DEFINED IN SECTION 63.032(3), FLORIDA STATUTES.” Pleadings shall be copied to Hannah M. Crume, Esquire, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services,

2921 S. Orlando Drive, Ste. 150, Sanford, FL 322773 (407-3285656). WITNESS my hand at the Clerk of said Court and the Seal, this 3rd day of June, 2020. This summons has been issued at the request of: Grant Maloy, Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller BY: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Court Seal. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/ CRANER CASE NO: DP19602, IN THE INTEREST OF Minor Child: O. T-D DOB: 08/02/2019 SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: Latiana Tessier Address Unknown: A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced children. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge James Craner on August 14, 2020 at 2:00 p.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 8th day of June, 2020. This summons has been issued at the request of: Rachel Stawski Dlugokienski, Esq., Florida Bar No.: 1010876, Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families. Rachel.Stawski@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/DOHERTY WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO: DP18248 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN: R.L. DOB: 07/11/2013, R.L. DOB: 04/07/2015. NOTICE OF ACTION TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: Rodriguez Leeks ADDRESS UNKNOWN WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia A. Doherty, on Monday, June 29, 2020 at 9:30 A.M. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan

Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 26th day of May, 2020. This summons has been issued at the request of: Laddie Buholz,, esquire, Florida Bar Number: 80187 laddie.buholz@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 3/ CRANER WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP19-375. IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILD: H, R DOB: 07/03/2019. NOTICE OF ACTION TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Michelet Michel, ADDRESS UNKNOWN. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before the Honorable Judge James A. Craner, on July 28, 2020, at 10:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5th day of June 2020. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esquire. Florida Bar Number 005602 Senior Attorney for State of Florida Department of Children and Families Children’s Legal Ser-

vices 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200 Orlando, FL 32811 Office Telephone: 407-563-2324 Stacy. mcduffie@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/ CRANER CASE NO.: DP13-356 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.H. DOB: 10/19/2012, minor child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. To: DEMETRIUS HALL, Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge A. James Craner, at 10:00 a.m., on the 20th day of July, 2020, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD (THESE CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD (OR CHILDREN) NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. “Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 5TH day of June, 2020. This summons has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families 400 West Robinson Street, Ste. N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7643. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) LOST OR ABANDONED PROPERTY FOUND OR RECOVERED WITHIN THE CITY LIMITS OF ORLANDO, FLORIDA. PROPERTY NOT CLAIMED WILL EITHER BE SURRENDERED TO THE FINDERS OR RETAINED FOR USE BY THE DEPARTMENT. FLORIDA PICTURE IDENTIFICATION IS REQUIRED. JUNE 2020 DESCRIPTION, FOUND PROPERTY: 1. Electronics 600 Blk of Terrace Blvd 2. Phone 500 Blk of W Church ST 3. Phones 5000 Blk of N Orange Blossom Trl 4. Backpack w/ electronics 700 Blk

of N Orange Ave 5. Tools 700 Columbia ST 6. Phone 2700 Blk of LB Mcleod RD 7. Tools 3700 Blk of E Colonial DR 8. Electronics S John young Pkwy/ LB Mcleod 9. Phone 4100 BLk Middlebrook RD 10. Bike and backpack Willie Mays Pkwy/ LB Mcleod RD 11. Bike 700 Blk of Avondale Ave 12. Bikes 3300 Blk of Robert Trent Jones DR 13. Bike 4600 Blk of S Kirkman RD 14. Bike 3500 Blk of Gardens Ridge Way 15. Currency 2000 BLK of Edgewater DR 16. Currency 1700 Blk of Mercy DR 17. Currency 500 Blk of S Cottage Hill RD FOR INFO CALL (407) 246-2445, MONDAY – THRU THURSDAY, 9:00 AM TILL 3PM NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Rita Perez, of 2072 Waterleaf Street, Orlando, FL 32837, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Take The Helm It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Take The Helm” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 6/15/2020 NOTICE of Lien Sale Pursuant to the lien granted by the Florida Self-storage Facility Act, Longwood Storage Zone Self Storage and Business Centers will sell at public auction on July 7th, 2020 personal property belonging to the following tenants to the highest bidder. The sale shall be held at Longwood Storage Zone, 120 Highline Drive, Longwood FL 32750 407-831-8373, commencing at approximately 11:00 AM. All sales are subject to prior cancellation. Sale rules and regulations are available at the time of Auction. Joshua Beckford Unit 207 (Clothing, Boxes, Misc. Household Goods, etc.), Robert Badaszewski Unit 408 (Beds, Dressers, table, chairs, tv, computer, boxes, household goods, clothing, toolbox, fishing poles), Felix Guadalupe Jr. Unit 608 (Unknown, Misc.), Lynne Martin Unit 506 (Household Goods, Furniture, Boxes, Suitcases), Jaimie Martinsky Unit 2016 (Household Goods Furniture, Boxes, Suitcases, Toys), Melanie McClellan Unit 2511 (Boxes, Misc. Household Goods, etc.), Corie Phillips Unit 621 (Tools, various equipment),, Al Watt Unit 722 (Unknown, Misc.). NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL

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GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8:30am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Kirkman- 600 S. Kirkman rd, Orlando, Fl 32811 on July 1st, 2020: 5016 Taradai Pulchansingh, 2013 Marie Suffrena, 2008 Brenda Wright, 3014 Edsel Tenerio, 6034 Arlene Robertson, 8011 Kevin Shaw, 1022 Brenda Bynes, 1044 Donna Valente, 4023 Antoine Edherson, 1055 Javcier Loscano, 3021 Tyanna Coleman, 8028 Shella MacGuffie, 3057 Wanda Jones, 2011 Jillian Lawrence, 8015 Tiffany Martin, Shanise Blom, 5037 Aland Saint-Flina, 5010 Tracy Bryant, 5043 ITF Auto Parts, Inc, 3062 Nicola Brown, 4016 Tinesha Character, 2120 Winston Fortune, 6068 Nova Real Estate Services, 3002 Wanda Jones, 3040 Dwayne Coyle, 8030 Chris Dougherty, 8006 Dereck Leonard, 3043 Jazmine Ellis, 4044 Jeannette Ojeda, 2046 Darneshia King, 6051 Germina Dunet, 2031 Tanika Olivier, 2003 Sabrina Collins. Notice of Public Sale Notice is hereby given that the undersigned will sell, to satisfy lien of the owner, at public sale by competitive bidding on www.storagetreasures.com ending on July 10, 2020 at 11:00 am for units located at: Compass Self Storage 14120 East Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32826. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the time of sale. All goods are sold as is and must be removed at the time of purchase. Compass Self Storage reserves the right to refuse any bid. Sale is subject to adjournment. The personal goods stored therein by the following may include, but are not limited to general household, furniture, boxes, clothes and appliances. #1203 – Sylvia Vanzandt, A.K.A. Sylvia Brekstad Vanzandt #1236 – Peter Meier, A.K.A. Peter Albert Meier #1308 – Aisha Koma, A.K.A. Aisha Amelia Koma #1704 – Tracy Taylor #2513 – Jeannette Alvarado. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: AATR ORLANDO gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on 07/10/2020, 09:00 am at 9712 RECYCLE CENTER RD ORLANDO, FL 32824- 8146, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. AATR ORLANDO reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. 1J4GK48K55W509991 2005 JEEP

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Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Tuesday, July 7, 2020 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www. storagetreasures.com beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www. personalministorage.com/OrlandoFL-storage-units/ for more info. Michigan Mini-200 W Michigan St Orlando, FL 32806-at 10:30am: 32 Joshua Honaker 57 Edward Cricks Jr. 128 Jordan Geisler 200 Robert Sims Personal Mini Storage Forsyth-2875 Forsyth Rd Winter Park FL, 32792-at 10:00 am: 382 Takisha Nazario 241 Joseleyde Alves Araujo 448 Yanisha Quintisha Archibald, Hydrate 2 Florida 336 Fernando Pou, Damaris Yvette Colon, Snap Finance LLC, 2018 YNGF Motorcycle VIN LLOTCAPH4JY190321, Tag MGME28 424 Jon David Widner Personal Mini Storage West-4600 Old Winter Garden Rd Orlando, FL 32811-at 11:30 am: 6 Elvira Deloris Jones 14 Bret Michael Caldwell 105 Lambert Sayles 114 Myriam Vladyna Senatus 224 Bredrick Antonio Golston 238 Marzetta Casandra Polite 405 Sherry OIiver McCoy 406 Patrice Marie Ross 591 Shyrl Denise Williams 594 Selena Davis Jordan 329 Marco Digrado 331 Marco Digrado Personal Mini Storage Lake Fairview-4252 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804-at 11:30 am: 0048 ShanTara Bradley 0131 Alric Ryan Thompson 0133 Lacole Renee Stinson 0141 Lasandra Dominique Collier 0149 Andrade Bernard Smith 0239 Nadege J’Altone Mossop 0632 Sean Leon Barriero 0794 William David Sheppard 0848 Jayvonne Sandrews Leclerc 0861 Raymond Gerald Monroe 0956 David Krell 1004 Joshua Dean Quick Personal Mini Storage Edgewater- 6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 0637 James Moriarty 1122 Rhonda Roane 1325 Maribel Mendoza Aviles 1543 Latrice Britton 1549 Carla Johnson 1706 James Moriarty 1806 Latrice Britton 2014 William Lopes Da Silva, Donald Watts; CLASS CODE 42 MOTORHOME / COACH, TAG S511ZG DECAL NO 09403411 NO VIN Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1017 Forest Geter Duncan 1047 Ronnie Lee Nelson 1074

Cory Jerod Crisp, Carlos Mau Quintero Dominguez, 2011 Bash Motor Scooter, VIN: LHJTLBBN7BB002828, Tag # 1734NJ 2051 Geraldine Shinn 3074 Jane Ann Goodson 3226 Nicholas Ashford O Hara 3303 Autumn Marie Johnson 4031 Christopher R Vance 4113 Anthony Bernard Williams 5043 Carol Kimberly Smith 5045 Michael Jerome Pittman 8007 Dequan Emell Branker, Mary Kathaleen Mallory, 2002 Hond CMX250C Rebel 250 Motorcycle, VIN # JH2MC13002K800094, Dequan Emell Branker, Juan Gaspar Canales Jr, 2006 Suba B9 Tribeca Limited, VIN #4S4WX86C164429666. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: On July 8, 2020 10:00 AM location: 13125 S. John Young Parkway Orlando FL 32837 (407)516-7005. Brandi Nicole Yargo- household goods. Angel Osorio- home items. Orlando Ale House-restaurant equipment. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/ or all bids. JULY 11, 2020 1FTSX21RX8EA52392 2008 FORD 4T1CA38P66U079491 2006 TOYOTA JN8AZ1MW8AW115799 2010 NISSAN SHSRD68404U207297 2004 HONDA JULY 12, 2020 WMWZF3C55ET493031 2014 MINI-COOPER BMW OF NORTH AMERICA JULY 13, 2020 NM0LS7AN3AT006284 2010 FORD JULY 14, 2020 1HGCP2F38AA091375 2010 Honda 1HGCR2F54EA070525 2014 HONDA 2HGFG1B84BH517817 2011 HONDA JULY 15, 2020 L5YTCKPA9D1118135 2013 ZHNG

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2008 Chrysler VIN# 1C3LC56R88N165093 1999 Toyota VIN# 4T1BF18B5XU327320 2011 Toyota VIN# 4T1BK3EK4BU629671 2012 Volkswagen VIN# 1VWBP7A33CC098799 2010 BMW VIN# 5UXFE4C57AL383539 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on July 15, 2020 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

Employment Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. (NYSE: AMD) is a global semiconductor company that designs & develops a wide range of microprocessors & graphic processor units. AMD has multiple openings in Orlando, FL for positions at all levels (Engineer, Sr. Engineer, Member of Technical Staff, Sr. Member of Technical Staff, Principal Member of Technical Staff). Silicon Design Engineer (at all levels) to research, design, develop, &/or test electronic components & systems for semiconductor & related device manufacturing; Product Development Engineer (at all levels): to design, develop, &/or manage activities for a specific product or group of products from product definition & planning through production, release & end of life; Software Engineer / Software Development Engineer (at all levels): to research, design, develop, &/or test operating systems-level software, compilers, &/or network distribution software for semiconductor operations; Firmware Engineer (at all levels): to design, test &/or optimize operating systems-level software, embedded systems, or firmware for the development & validation of next-generation semiconductor products; Systems Design Engineer (at all levels): to research, design, develop, &/or test electronic components & systems for commercial use employing knowledge of electronic theory / design complete & complex frameworks, systems &/or products; Solutions / Application Engineer (at all levels) to research, design, develop, &/ or test OS-level software, platform systems, &/or specific software solutions for the support & development of AMD’s next generation semiconductor products; Hardware Development Engineer (at all levels) to design, develop, &/or test electronic components & systems for semiconductor & related device manufacturing; Supply Chain Specialist (at all levels) to analyze &/or coordinate logistical functions of a global semiconductor organization, including supply chain planning for assigned area of responsibility;

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Business Systems Analyst (at all levels, incl. Sr., Staff & Mgr) to: research, design, develop, &/or test computer systems, programs or IT to support semiconductor development & internal business operations; Information Security Project/Program Manager to manage technical programs & software development projects involving information security initiatives &/ or optimization of IT infrastructure; SMTS Silicon Design Engineer to research, design, develop &/ or test electronic components & systems for semiconductor and related device manufacturing – up to 15% intl/domestic travel req’d. Related degree, experience and/ or skills required for all positions. To apply, mail resume w/job title & job location referenced to: AMD, Mail Stop 6.184, Attn: B. Hurtado, 2485 Augustine Drive, Santa Clara, CA 95054. Brazilian Cook needed for Silvas Market, Orlando, FL, to prep. trad. Brazil foods incl. Picanha, Linguica, Farofa, & Pao de Queijo. Detr. food presn. & creat. of dec. food disp. Train & del. work to kitch. staff in meal prep., garnish, & presn. Assign menu pricing based est. ingredient, prdt. & labor costs. Plan menu, purch. needs and dtr. staffing reqmts. Req. 2 yrs. exp. as cook, FT mail resume @ 5920 Metropolis Way #118 Orlando FL 32811. Business Development Specialist needed for Larson Accounting & Consulting Services, LLC, Orlando, FL to fcst & trk sls trnds & anlys coll dta. Montr Ind. stats & prep rpts of fndngs, transl cmplx fndngs, & comp Compset dta 2 anlys mkt trnds. Collct & anlys inf 4 mgmt to det pos in mrkt place; cust demogr, pref, econ opp, dem. factrs, svcs offd, comptr dta. Anlys his. dta 2 det fut trnds & set tgts. Req Bach deg in Bus Admin, + 1 yr exp in bus analytics. F/T mail resume: 7901 Kingspointe Pky. Ste 17, Orlando, FL 32819. Electrical Engineer, ORION Technologies LLC, Orlando FL. F/T individ to create design in schematic capture package. Communicate design constraints to an in-house or contract layout engineer. Guide layout through effective communication w/ the layout engineer. Perform a layout review in layout CAD software. Must be familiar enough w/ layout software, preferably Cadence Allegro. Design testing procedures. Perform design verification & validation testing of designated product. Fix any design issues found during testing. Present the design, design req’s, & functionality of the product to an in-house software engineer who will be developing software

for the product. Support the software engineer through the software design process. Create CPLD/FPGA logic design for power-up sequence and glue log. Submit resume to ORION Technologies LLC at 12605 Challenger Parkway, Ste 130 Orlando FL 32826 IT Project Manager: Attra Inc. in Lake Mary, FL: Lead devel & delivery of biz rqrmnts, technical specifications devel & arch design. Resume to balahvinoth. baalasubramanian@attra.com. Job code 47960.0022

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Program Manager: Attra Inc. in Lake Mary, FL: Organize IT programs & activities in accordance w technical objectives. Travel to unanticipated client locations approx. 30%, as reqrd. Resume to balahvinoth.baalasubramanian@attra.com. Job code 47960.0026 Shipping Coordinator needed for Newest Business Solutions, Inc., Ocoee, FL to verify accuracy of manifests & ship contnts. Det ship methods & rts for matl ship. Rcrd ship data incl weight, chrgs, dmges & discrepancies. Rqn & store ship matls / sppls to mntn stck. Req 2 yrs exp as a ship coord. F/T mail res: Rafael, 2582 Maguire Road, Ocoee, FL 34761. TZZ Homes LLC in Orlando, FL seeks Assistant Manager to assist mgmt in plan, direct, coordinate real estate sales + establishing procedures for HOAs/CAs. Requires 24 mts exp in a management position. Mail resume to T. Franzese, 6965 Piazza Grande Ave, Ste 305, Orlando, FL, 32835. Director, eLearning Seminole State College of Florida 6440161 Customer Service Representative Circle K 6440154

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