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13 Informed Dissent On the one-year anniversary of Billy Manes’ death, we stop to wonder what he would make of this shitshow administration

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Residents push back as Seminole County considers privatizing its public library system

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35 The singularity

25 Bread winner

After conquering Hollywood, Janelle Monáe returns to claim her pop throne

Maitland breakfast and lunch spot Sourdough Bread House has Turkish pride baked in

35 Picks This Week

25 Tip Jar

Great live music rattles Orlando every night of the week

DaJen Eats opens a new location in Eatonville, Royaltea opens next to King Bao this weekend, plus more in our weekly food roundup

27 Recently reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

37 This Little Underground Echo & the Bunnymen bring the classic alternative canon to life; the Body and Lingua Ignota ignite Mills Ave. with noise and fury

A transgender woman was murdered in Orlando last week – and how it was reported was awful

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18 Be a tourist in your own town Explore some lesser known attractions right in your own backyard

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38 Selections

31 Foot stays put

40 The Week

Structural eccentricities stall Gus Van Sant dramedy

41 Down the Road

31 Film Listings

Back Pages

23 Live Active Cultures

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Pat Greene is leaving Orlando, and we don’t want to talk about it. But we have to

50 Savage Love

33 On Screens in Orlando

50 Gimme Shelter

Movies playing this week: Mission: Impossible Fallout, Teen Titans Go! to the Movies and more

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Readers react to blog posts and stories from the July 18 issue. On July 20, we reported that a study released last week by the United Way shows that while Florida’s employment rate improved between 2012 to 2015, 47 percent of the state’s households still cannot afford basic needs. At the same time, Florida’s GDP is worth $1 trillion, making it the 17th largest economy in the world. The ALICE Report, though, found that 67 percent of the jobs in the Sunshine State pay less than $20 per hour, with threequarters of those paying less than $15 per hour. Working full-time at that wage, a worker would earn roughly $30,000 a year – well below the recommended budget of $53,000 a year for a family of four in Florida. @Norma Liza Those that can’t find good paying jobs should go to technical school and learn things like carpentry, plumbing, electrician, HVAC tech. … There is work out there, just too many people want EASY money. @Erika Worlledge Both my boyfriend and myself are paid well above minimum wage and working full time. He has no other degree other than his [high school] diploma and I have

two associate’s and finishing my bachelor’s. However, we can barely stay above water as rent is ridiculously high, then all of the other bills on top of that. We don’t go and spend money wherever and whenever we chose to. … Not everyone is looking for “easy money.” Also on July 20, we reported on state Rep. Janet Cruz, D-Tampa, who called on Gov. Rick Scott to investigate the conditions under which Maryland-based contractor Conduent was permitted to oversee a $287 million upgrade to the SunPass toll system. Since SunPass went offline for a system-wide update, issues have continued to plague normal operations, including millions of unprocessed transactions and duplicate charges. Cruz also called for the state to suspend payments for those who may have been affected by the outage. @Melissa Bush Better not bill us all at once or they’ll have some more lawsuits. @Jeff Smith Just get rid of the tolls altogether. It’s been two months and the world hasn’t quite ended. Stop fleecing Florida’s taxpayers. @April Brockett I refuse to even go through SunPass until this is fixed. So annoying, but oh well!

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BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO

Wannabe Orlando mayoral candidate is accused of scamming people who wanted to help vets, Anna Eskamani’s ‘fake primary’ opponent drops out, Orange County schools are spending millions on security and other news you may have missed last week. »

Paul Paulson sued for running ‘sham charity’: Former Orlando

Anna Eskamani’s opponent drops out of the race for Florida House: Lou Forges, an Ocoee Democrat running against Anna

mayoral candidate Paul Paulson is being sued after six states and the Federal Trade Commission accused him of running his nonprofit Help the Vets Inc. as a “sham charity.” The lawsuit was settled before it was filed, with Paulson agreeing to pay $1.75 million to legitimate veterans charities, which is more than double the amount he personally received from Help the Vets, Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi’s office said. Help the Vets received $11 million from 2014 to 2016 from donors who were promised their contributions would help wounded and disabled military veterans, according to a federal lawsuit. But more than 95 percent of that money almost entirely benefited Paulson and the for-profit fundraisers he hired. Paulson, a Republican, ran against incumbent Mayor Buddy Dyer in 2015, ultimately losing by 30 points despite spending about $800,000.

Eskamani in House District 47, dropped out of the race last week. Forges’ resignation comes after a Leon County judge agreed to hear a lawsuit filed by Eskamani, which claimed he was unqualified to run as a candidate because his wife notarized the paperwork submitted to the state Division of Elections. Brenden Boyle, Forges’ treasurer and consultant, told Orlando Weekly he didn’t feel right about continuing with the campaign after their attorneys said there was just too much of a chance that he could be disqualified. Eskamani has stated the opinion that Forges was “exploited by the Republican party,” whose sole purpose was to set up a “fake” primary to stop Democrats from flipping the seat.

Orange County schools will spend more than $11 million to ramp up security efforts: Orange County Public Schools are set to spend an additional $11.6 million to boost security measures on campus in the coming year. The district said last week it would remain mum on the details for now, citing a state law. OCPS has spent $20.3 million on security measures since 2014 and is currently in the process of spending the additional funds to hire more school police officers and focus on “hardening school facilities, emergency preparations, preventative measures and mental health services.”

Judge extends FEMA hotel vouchers for Puerto Rican evacuees until Aug. 6: A federal judge has again ordered FEMA to

extend its hotel voucher program for Puerto Rican evacuees, this time until midnight Aug. 6. Earlier this month, U.S. District Judge Timothy Hillman directed the federal agency to extend its Transitional Shelter Assistance Program until July 23 for about 1,200 Puerto Rican households displaced from the island by Hurricane María. About 600 of those families were staying in hotels across Florida. The initial extensions from the court came after LatinoJustice PRLDEF filed a lawsuit against FEMA, alleging the federal agency “arbitrarily, capriciously and unlawfully” cut off the hotel voucher program for Puerto Rican evacuees after eight months, unlike its response to victims of other natural disasters. The new deadline would allow Puerto Rican families to stay at hotels until checkout time on the morning of Aug. 7.

The Center will open Kissimmee location on Aug. 15:

The LGBT+ Center of Orlando will open its new Kissimmee location at 21 W. Monument Ave. with a grand opening ceremony on Aug. 15 from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. George Wallace, executive director of the LGBT+ Center of Orlando, told Orlando Weekly that he wanted to build a place that’s welcoming and friendly, whether guests are looking for resources, health screenings or to use a computer lab. About 30 percent of people coming to the Center in Orlando for free HIV and hepatitis C screenings are from Kissimmee, which shows there’s a clear demand for a Center in Osceola County. orlandoweekly.com

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BY XANDER PETERS

Welcome to Orlando Weekly’s latest semi-regular column, a scatter graph where we rank Sunshine State pols’ behavior each week. Candidate making crowd-savvy moves? Elected official got a case of foot-inmouth disease? Read about it here.

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U.S. REP. VAL DEMINGS: Someone get this lady some elbow grease, because Demings is putting in the work. A member of the House Homeland Security Committee, not only has she recently leveraged her position on the panel to help include Orlando to the list of metropolitan areas eligible for federal anti-terrorism grants, she’s also helped lead the charge in pushing bipartisan legislation that would help combat the threat of Russian meddling in the coming November midterms.

JEFF GREENE: If Greene wins the Democratic nomination for Florida governor, apparently he’s committed to helping his fellow blue jackasses, er, donkeys up and down the ticket by investing his own money. Or at least, that’s what Greene – who’s worth $3.8 billion – said at last week’s debate at Florida Gulf Coast University in Fort Myers. For the voters he’s trying to woo, it’s essentially a breadcrumb trail made out of dollar bills, and it leads all the way to the ballot box. The question stands, though: Should we congratulate someone who more or less says they’re willing to buy Democratic victories across Florida?

AGRICULTURE COMMISSIONER ADAM PUTNAM: This guy – a selfdescribed “proud NRA sellout” – can’t get anything right, especially for someone who thinks he’s qualified to be Florida’s next governor. With U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis gaining heavily on Putnam in the polls leading up the Aug. 28 GOP primary, as well as having to deal with a scandal after his office bungled the required national background checks for concealed weapons permits, surely Putnam is hearing the private sector begin to softly whisper his name.

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ANNA ESKAMANI: When Democratic Florida House candidate Eskamani suddenly got a primary opponent, Lou Forges, she suspected GOP trickery: He might be a Republican plant whose sole purpose was to set up a “fake primary.” She also noticed that his wife notarized the paperwork submitted to the state Division of Elections, which is illegal, and filed a lawsuit claiming he was unqualified to run because of it. Forges dropped out of the race last week.

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THE PERSISTENCE OF RESISTANCE On the one-year anniversary of Billy Manes’ death, we stop to wonder what he would make of this shitshow administration. BY JE FFREY C. BILL M A N

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Congress and the rank-and-file throughadministration overloads my capacity for out the country – aren’t fleeing for the outrage, and this past week was one of hills. Quite the opposite, actually. An NBC/Wall Street Journal poll released them. From the Helsinki “summit,” in which over the weekend found Trump’s approvPresident Trump prostrated himself al steady at 45 percent after this shitshow, before Russia’s authoritarian thug on the buoyed by near-record intraparty support world stage days after Robert Mueller among Republicans. Tribalism is a hell of indicted 12 Russian intelligence officers a drug. Again, keeping up with this perpetual for election interference, to Trump’s subsequent suggestion that the U.S. should outrage is exhausting – overwhelming, abandon its obligations to NATO because even. Trying to find insightful ways to no one really cares about Montenegro, write about it is even more so. So I wanted a country that Russia very much wants to pause from trying to make sense of this to separate from the West; from Trump senselessness and talk about something continuing to blast the media as the “real at once sadder and more uplifting and enemy of the people” just weeks after hopeful. I wanted to talk about death. a gunman murdered five journalists in Not death in the abstract, but one Maryland, to the Trump-loving NRA being exposed as easy marks for a Russian specific death: Saturday, when I started spy; from the release of the FISA warrant writing this column, was the one-year anniversary of the day I application for forand perhaps two dozen mer Trump adviser/ of Billy Manes’ closlikely Russian asset est friends and family Carter Page, which members crowded into proved to anyone a small hospice room who could read that at Orlando Regional the Republicans had Medical Center and been lying about the watched a brilliant origins of the Russia Saturday, July 21, light dim. It was a investigation, to the was the one-year profoundly desponpresident gaslightanniversary of dent experience, yet ing the country about there was something that same document; Billy’s death. It was beautiful about it, too. from the revelation also the two-year There was something that Michael Cohen the anniversary of beautiful about Billy tape recorded his Donald Trump’s long, no matter what he was conversation with dark nomination doing, even when he Trump about buying was dying. a former Playmate’s acceptance speech Billy, for those silence to the presipainting this country of you who haven’t dent trying to distract as some sort of postbeen reading Orlando us from all this with apocalyptic hellscape. Weekly very long, was an all-caps war threat It terrified Billy. It a staff writer here for to Iran (look! squirabout a decade starting rel!) – the Tangerine didn’t terrify the rest in 2005 – about half Traitor was in fine of us enough. of which overlapped form this week. with my time as a staff All of that transwriter – and a nightlife pired in about seven columnist before that. days. What’s perhaps most disturbing about He later was the editor of Watermark, the all of this is that, even as we witness Orlando/Tampa LGBTQ publication. He was the cleverest and wittiest writer I’ve the president unraveling in real time, ever encountered, someone whose intelRepublicans – both the quislings in

lect was too often underestimated by area power brokers, someone who could distill complex policies into digestible pieces and yet infuse them with humanity and empathy, someone who was willing to bare his soul in his reporting and his activism. Billy was my friend and my brother, and not a day goes by that I don’t miss him. I think not a day goes by that the world – at least this corner of it – misses him, too, whether it realizes it or not. Reporters (like me) come and go. Columnists (also like me) are usually disposable and quickly forgotten. Voices that define and uplift communities are rare diamonds. Billy was one of those. I spent the weekend listening to Duran Duran and Alison Moyet and thinking about the conversations I’d be having with Billy were he still here, especially how hilarious he’d find it that a Russian agent was apparently able to fuck her way through the conservative movement. I also thought about how brave Billy was, to channel his own grief into power. After his longtime partner Alan died of suicide by gun in 2012, Billy became a poster child for marriage equality (he had a long fight with Alan’s family over the estate) and a champion of gun reforms. In the aftermath of Pulse, the issues of LGBTQ rights and gun reforms converged and defined Billy’s work, to the point where it took a toll on him personally. He was tireless, and he never stopped, even when he probably should have. Billy realized that his life and his place in Orlando was about more than him. Sure, he usually reveled in being Billy Fucking Manes, as he referred to the persona most people knew him as. That character was a piece of Billy, but not all of him. The Billy I knew saw his sliver of fame as a means to leverage his influence to make Orlando orlandoweekly.com

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a better place for people who had been marginalized and cast aside. There’s no way around the fact that Billy had a difficult upbringing. But he was able to use all that hurt to transform himself into something more than just one man, more than just one writer, more than just one friend. In so many ways, he used some of the worst experiences you could imagine to turn himself into the best of us. I’ll always admire him for that. Billy’s death, as it turned out, occurred on the one-year anniversary of Donald Trump formally accepting the Republican nomination for the president with a long, dark speech that painted this country as some sort of post-apocalyptic hellscape from which only he could save us. It was a rambling missive full of dissembling and disinformation, meant to evoke racial anxieties, wrapped in the kind of narcissism befitting the authoritarian regimes Trump so plaintively admires. Coming a few weeks after Pulse, it terrified Billy. It didn’t terrify the rest of us enough. feedback@orlandoweekly.com JULY 25-31, 2018 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

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Residents push back as Seminole County considers privatizing its public library system. BY XANDER P ETERS

n a sweltering Saturday morning, they were few in numbers as they hollered and waved their signs on the sidewalk outside Jean Rhein Central Branch Library in Casselberry. Cars honked at the ragtag group of protesters – some of whom were gray-headed, others without hair at all – and they yelled louder in return. Their purpose: Seminole County is considering privatizing its public library system, and they want the public to understand what’s at stake. “I wish we could get more people aware of what the consequences are, other than the obvious people who come into the bookstore and come into the library and see what we’re doing,” says Ross Pegano, president of Friends of the Library, a nonprofit group that supports libraries in communities across the country. “They’re appalled by it – they say libraries should be public and run by the county, not turned over to a private organization or a for-profit organization, particularly when it’s out of state.” Pegano is referring to the fact that, in early June, Seminole County officials issued a “request for proposal” to outsource the management and operation of its public library system. Although no decision has been made, one of the proposals submitted was by Library Systems and Services, a Maryland-based government contractor that specializes in taking over and managing (for profit) libraries across the U.S.. Of the nation’s more than 9,000 public libraries, according to the company’s website, LSS manages more than 80. Often the company takes over libraries facing do-ordie problems, such as lack of management or inefficient spending, among other issues. However, none of that applies to Seminole’s public libraries. In fact, an overview of statistics on Florida’s libraries found that the Seminole’s libraries have been one of the lowest-cost systems for the last five years. In the cost per resident categories, the library system actually ranked No. 1 statewide. And in the area of how effective the library is at delivering services to its patrons, it ranked fourth overall. So why exactly would Seminole want to push for privatization, especially considering that it has one of the better public education systems in the state? Do the two factors not mirror each other? “I don’t disagree,” says Joe Abel, director of leisure services at Seminole County,

the department that oversees the county library system. “If we don’t find equal to or better level of service that is quantifiable at a cost less than what we’re doing right now, it absolutely makes no sense.” Abel goes on to stress that it isn’t a done deal, and that the county hasn’t made a decision. But not every resident agrees with that assessment. “I’ve been on both sides of the fence,” says Friends of the Library volunteer Wendy Shiner, referring to her career in grant writing and construction management. “I understand that if you cannot make a profit then you close up shop, because you have to have a balanced checkbook when you have a for-profit business.” Shiner says she sees the ultimate motivation for library cost-cutting in a measure coming up on the ballot in November that would grant homeowners an additional homestead tax exemption of $25,000 for homes valued greater than $100,000. That could mean a loss in property tax revenues of up to $11 million for the county. When news broke of the county’s request for proposals, Pegano says he suggested that the Friends of the Library submit their own proposal to take over the library’s management instead of LSS. So they did. “We don’t want to change anything,” Pegano says of his group’s proposal to manage the library. “If we find that there are places for improvement, certainly, we’ll entertain those. But we want to keep the library as it is. People are happy with it.” Pegano adds that the ideal situation would be for the county to keep maintaining the library system, while Friends of the Library continues to raise the more than $80,000 it donates to the library annually for its programs. “The worse scenario is giving it to LSS, because the library as you currently see it will be gone,” Pegano says. “The county pays real well and has good benefits for all of their employees. All the current employees, over a period of time, will probably lose their jobs and be replaced by people who are just clerks.” A local LSS representative declined to comment for this story due to the pending proposal process. Seminole County Public Library employees also declined to comment for this story. feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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OBSERVERS AT THE SASHA GARDEN VIGIL | PHOTOS BY MONIVETTE CORDEIRO

SAY HER NAME A transgender woman was murdered in Orlando last week – and how it was reported was awful. BY MON IVETTE COR D EI R O A N D COL I N WOL F

transgender woman was found dead last week at an Orlando apartment complex. The Orange County Sheriff’s Office says her body, which had signs of trauma, was found at around 5 a.m. behind the Reserve at Lake Buchanan Apartments on Holden Avenue, near Orange Blossom Trail. As of Monday, deputies were still looking for the suspect who killed her. The woman was identified as Sasha Garden, 27, by her family and friends. Garden was originally from Milwaukee, Wisconsin, where the majority of her family lives, her cousin Yolanda Davis said. Days after her murder, Davis remembered Garden for her love of hard candy and her open heart. “Sasha was just Sasha,” she says. “Her

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biggest thing was to provide for her family. She didn’t take shit. She was always a kind person. Everybody has their mean days – ain’t nobody perfect. But at the end of the day she was genuine. She didn’t sugarcoat it.” Garden liked to wear her hair long and appreciated the glittery things in life. Davis said her cousin was the only one allowed to touch her hair because Garden was such a talented stylist. “My baby is gone,” Davis says. “We’re still in disbelief. I want to know who was angry enough to beat my little cousin to death.” Garden had been living in Orlando on and off for the past two years, according to Mulan Montrese Williams, an advocate for transgender women and outreach ●

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coordinator for the HIV/AIDS organization Miracle of Love. “She was traveling a lot, trying to find a new home and find herself,” she says. Montrese Williams says her house is known as a safe haven for transgender women who are doing sex work – she passes out condoms, gives out water bottles and does HIV testing. Garden was a sex worker who dreamed of opening her own hair salon, though her current financial goal had been saving up money for transition-related medical expenses, Montrese Williams says. She believes it’s likely that Garden was working just before she was found dead. Montrese Williams used to be a sex worker. This isn’t the first time she’s had to identify a trans woman killed while doing sex work. LGBTQ advocates say trans women of color, especially black women, face increased levels of violence. “I know how it is,” she says. “You know when something happens, we don’t call police. We don’t want to be judged by the police. We don’t want to be misgendered by officers – they still tell us, ‘We have to call you by your government name, what’s on your ID.’”

Montrese Williams says Sasha Garden was very outgoing but misunderstood. “She was a firecracker – very outspoken,” she says. “She didn’t hold her tongue for anyone or anybody. Her womanhood was one of those things she stood up for. She didn’t tolerate any disrespect at all.” Montrese Williams says Orange County deputies came to her house around 7:30 a.m. for her help identifying Garden. “They were very uneducated,” Montrese Williams says of the deputies. “As soon as I opened the door, I get, ‘I hear a bunch of transvestites stay here.’ I had to let them know, I’m a transgender woman and I’m the only one that stays here.” Montrese Williams corrected the deputies’ terminology and after identifying Garden from a photo of her body, made sure to tell deputies her name was “Sasha” and that she was a trans woman. “[The deputy] acted like he couldn’t even pronounce transgender,” she says. Despite Montrese Williams telling deputies that Sasha Garden was a trans woman, OCSO sent out a news alert using Garden’s dead name and describing her as a 27-year-old man from Jacksonville, who “was wearing a wig and was dressed as a female.” Naturally, after the Orange County Sheriff’s Office released their report to the media, Orlando television stations followed suit with headlines that described her with outdated and disrespectful phrases. “Man wearing wig, dressed as woman found dead at Orange County apartment complex, deputies say” was the headline WESH applied to their story, while WFTV went with “Man dressed as a woman found dead behind apartment near Orange Blossom Trail, deputies say.” Garden’s friends called the stations, desperately asking them to respectfully issue a correction. They were initially rebuffed. When reached for comment, the news director for WFTV said they only report what the police give them. WESH had a similar response, admitting that people had contacted them saying the victim was transgender and went by the name “Sasha” and requesting a correction. After they went back to OCSO with this information, the WESH news director said, they decided the station couldn’t change the story because while authorities did confirm that Garden was a trans woman, the gender marker on her driver’s license said “male.” Local LGBTQ support group QLatinx released a statement regarding the articles by WESH and WFTV, describing them as “flagrant disrespect” and a “desecration of her memory.” OCSO did finally send an updated report, six hours after the original, refer-

ring to Garden as “transgender.” At that point, local TV stations finally updated their headlines – WESH referred to her as a “transgender woman,” and WFTV called Garden a “woman.” But six hours in the news cycle is an eternity, and the damage was already done. Stories were already shared. Page views were already logged. The people who read the stories on Facebook or Twitter had already snickered at the headlines. However, not everyone got it wrong. Ryan Gillespie’s story for the Orlando Sentinel was simply headlined “Body discovered outside at Holden Avenue apartment complex, deputies say.” This follows the Associated Press Stylebook guidelines for reporting on transgender and gender-nonconforming people. OCSO told Orlando Weekly that they currently do not have any written policy for discussing the trans community in crime reports. However, spokesperson Jane Watrel added they do have a trans deputy, Rebecca Storozuk, and the office does have a policy for “providing equitable opportunities in hiring and promoting transgender and gender non-conforming employees.” Three days after Garden’s murder, Orange County Sheriff Jerry Demings finally issued an apology. “In the early stages of this homicide investigation, the OCSO released details regarding the legal name of the victim as required by state statute, along with other details that might assist detectives in solving this heinous crime,” Demings said in a statement. “At that time the Orange County Sheriff’s Office did not know the individual was transgender and had only one goal in mind, finding and apprehending a suspect.” Demings said after OCSO public information officers were made aware by family and friends that Garden was a trans woman, they “immediately” began using the appropriate gender and recognized name. “The Orange County Sheriff ’s Office did not intend to be insensitive in this effort and I along with agency members apologize for any misgivings our communications may have caused,” Demings said. “As Sheriff, I am proud to report that the Orange County Sheriff ’s Office continues to have a positive relationship and open dialogue with members of the LGBTQ community, and we will seek additional measures to further strengthen that bond in the days

ahead.” By contrast, the Orlando Police Department has had a written policy on the matter since 2015. Degrading Garden’s existence by referring to her as a “man who dressed up as a woman” was not only a lapse in judgment from both our television stations and our law enforcement – it also completely erased her identity. OCSO should have known that the report was humiliating to Garden and her survivors, and Orlando’s media should have known that provocative headlines don’t trump showing respect to the deceased. At a weekend vigil for Garden at the apartment complex where her body was found, local transgender women said they are still hurt by the way law enforcement and the media had described their community. “Pardon my language, but I call [the apology] bullshit,” says Tiara Kelley, an LGBTQ advocate who helped organize the vigil. “I call it absolute bullshit. Being trans in Orlando is not new. The Orange County Sheriff’s Department, the Orlando Police Department, they know about transgender people. For them to call her a ‘man in a dress’ on television and then correct it eight hours later, the damage is already done. Eight hours later, it’s already too late. That gives people the opportunity to make fun and light of this, and that’s why we’re not taken seriously because of stuff like this. That narrative has to stop.” OCSO urges anyone with information to call the Crimeline at 800-423-TIPS [8477]. Information that leads to an arrest may result in a $5,000 reward. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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niversal Orlando offers a range of rarely publicized special tours, including exclusive (and expensive) VIP guides to back-door you past the attraction queues and free secret peeks behind the scenes at select rides like Men In Black and Reign of Kong. Unfortunately, you have to pay for a park ticket or annual pass in order to participate in most of these experiences, but there is one tour at CityWalk that you can enjoy without spending a penny (aside from the parking fee). Orlando’s Hard Rock Cafe boasts the biggest musical memorabilia collection of any restaurant in the globe-spanning chain, and they offer daily complimentary guided “Vibe Tours” every afternoon and evening. Inquire about availability at the podium in the main lobby, and you may find yourself inside ordinarily off-limits areas like the Attic and the Lennon Room, exploring musical instruments and artifacts representing everyone from the Beatles to Bootsy

Collins. If you want more, walk or take the free water taxi to the Hard Rock Hotel, where QR codes let your smartphone lead you on a selfdirected tour of costumes worn by Lady Gaga, Rihanna and J.Lo. Visit hardrockhotelorlando.com/memora bilia.htm for a guide to all the garb.

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he giant Icon Orlando 400-foot tall observation wheel (formerly known as the Coca-Cola Orlando Eye, and before that simply the Orlando Eye) continues to roll along on International Drive, and we’re still awaiting the start of construction on the 501-foot Polercoaster at Joshua Wallack’s proposed Skyplex up the street. Now those nosebleed-inducing structures have another skyscraping neighbor in the newly opened Starflyer, billed as the tallest ride of its type in the world. Just picture that old-fashioned fair favorite, the spinning swing ride – only set so high up in the

air that you can see the coast on a clear day. Guests ride in 24 tandem seats which are attached to the 450-foot-tall tower by metal chains, and which reach speeds of up to 45 mph while circling more than 40 stories above the cement. DO save a couple bucks off the $13 ticket by buying online, and DO avail yourself of the Star Bar for some liquid courage ( just a little) before riding. DON’T drop your smartphone from the top while trying to take a selfie, as seen in a recent viral video.

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Mine Blower, Fun Spot Kissimmee

Flying lemur skull with flesh-eating insects

f you survive your spin aboard the Starflyer and feel the need to memorialize the occasion with a memento mori, stumble next door to Skeletons for Orlando’s best selection of bone-based souvenirs. You can browse through the gift shop up front for free and even buy a defleshed feline for your mantelpiece, but the Museum of Osteology in the back is worth the $10 admission fee (with advance online purchase). This is the most macabre family-friendly educational attraction at the Icon 360 complex, featuring the real remains of over 500 animals, reconstructed

in dynamic poses amid detailed dioramas. Highlights of the collection include an elephant, a giraffe and a 22-foot-long orca, but our favorite is the case full of live flesheating beetles. Because there’s nothing kids enjoy more than watching a rotting carcass being devoured by insects! Much like the Starflyer, you’ll probably want to save eating at one of the Icon complex’s many restaurants until after your tour.

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one-day parkhopper ticket at Walt Disney World or Universal Orlando now costs upward of $175, but you can find some of our area’s finest thrill rides for less than one-third the price at Central Florida’s two Fun Spot locations. Start your day at the Kissimmee location next to Old Town with Mine Blower, which opened in 2017 as the only wooden roller coaster in Florida with an upside-down barrel roll. This intense coaster is a blast, but far bumpier than a nearly brand-new ride should be, so you might as well get it out of the way before braving the 300-footorlandoweekly.com

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tall Skycoaster, which is the tallest free-fall ride of its type in the world. Then head to the other Fun Spot off I-Drive (a $10 fee makes your day pass valid at both locations) for a few flights on Freedom Flyer, the first (and still best) virtual reality roller coaster in town. Fun Spot stays open until midnight, and the parks’ competitive go-kart tracks are far more enjoyable when they’re not baking in the sun.

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T Pearl, one of Gatorland’s seven white alligators

f the Gator Spot exhibit at Fun Spot isn’t big enough to satiate your saurian appetite, slither southbound along the Orange Blossom Trail to a place where Central Florida’s legacy of pre-Disney roadside attractions still proudly lives on. Founded in 1946 by entrepreneurs Owen and Pearl Godwin, Gatorland has long advertised itself as Orlando’s “best half-day attraction,” but fans of flora and fauna can easily expend a full afternoon exploring the park’s 110 acres of verdant swampland. Alligators are obviously the attraction’s marquee stars – from the iconic open-jaw entryway to the signature Gator Jumparoo show, where leapin’ lizards lunge for their

lunch – but there are also plenty of feathered and furry residents, including a bounty of breeding birds and a pair of protected Florida panthers. Single day adult admission is under $30, and an annual pass is only $15 more, but daredevils will want to spring for a slide down the 1,200 foot-long Screamin’ Gator zip line, if only for the bird’s eye view of the alligator breeding marsh. Don’t depart without trying the deep-fried gator nuggets from Pearl’s Good Eats; yes, they taste like chicken.

he City Beautiful boasts a bounty of public parks, including Dickson Azalea, Lake Eola and Leu Gardens. But the “City of Culture and Heritage,” Winter Park, is home to Mead Botanical Garden, a 48-acre “urban oasis” located near Loch Haven. Mead Garden tends to fly under the radar, with many neighboring residents only vaguely aware of its existence. That’s partly because, aside from weekly yoga and tai chi classes, Mead doesn’t hold many regularly scheduled activities, though they are looking to host more cultural events like Christie Miga’s

recent “Luminosities” art opening. But the facility is free to visit from 7:30 a.m. until dusk daily, and the grounds – a wetland wilderness full of foliage and waterfowl – are ideal for hiking, biking, bird-watching or simply picnicking. Mead is even home to the region’s first geocache location, if you’re still into that pre-Pokemon Go GPS-based game. And if you’re searching for an unconventional outdoor wedding venue, Mead’s amphitheater is tough to beat.

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gatorland.com Stompin’ Gator Off Road Adventure Replica of the Titanic’s Grand Staircase

t’s been more than 106 years since White Star’s legendary ocean liner met an iceberg in the North Atlantic, and two decades since James Cameron’s film version of the incident crowned him “king of the world.” That should be enough temporal distance to quiet any calls of “too soon,” allowing you to enjoy reliving the R.M.S. Titanic’s tragedy for edutainment purposes without enduring any residual guilt. Premiere Exhibitions’ 20,000-squarefoot I-Drive exhibition integrates detailed reproductions of iconic locations aboard the doomed vessel – such as the Grand

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Staircase and First Class Cabin – with displays of authentic artifacts recovered from the wreck, including a three-ton section of the steel hull. Daytime self-guided tours of the Ship of Dreams cost $22 ($10 cheaper than the sister attraction in Vegas) and themed dinner events on Friday and Saturday nights ($69) include a four-course meal with professional actors playing Capt. Smith and Molly Brown. Whichever way you sail, you’re guaranteed at least 70 percent less Celine Dion than in the cinema.

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Feeding a lemur at Safari Wilderness

o, you’re eager to go on an expedition to see exotic animals and Animal Kingdom’s Kilimanjaro Safari isn’t authentic enough for you, but a flight to Africa is out of the budget. Plot a course for Safari Wilderness in Lakeland, where herds of wild game roam free across 260 undeveloped acres a mere six miles away from I-4. Call ahead to book a safari truck for a $90, two-and-a-half-hour guided tour of the property, complete with the opportunity to feed waterbuck, Watusi cattle and water buffalo from the open-sided vehicles.

(The truck is a bit bumpy, but far less bruising than the optional camel-back rides.) Or show up for a $39 Young Explorers Safari, a 45-minute introductory tour held on Friday, Saturday and Sunday afternoons from May through August; similar Critter Christmas walk-up tours are offered over the holidays. Whichever experience you pick, don’t miss the park’s most adorable attraction: a colony of adorable guinea pigs that guests can hand-feed.

rawling through the endless – why, they seem positively “Ultimate” – construction zones along I-4 is enough to make any commuter long for a return to an era before interstate highways. For the next best thing, make your way to Tavares and board the Royal Palm Railway Experience. Vintage diesel-driven 1950s passenger trains, outfitted with air conditioning and domed observation windows, make regular departures from the recently renovated Wooton Park terminal along the “Golden Triangle” to shopping and entertainment districts in Mount Dora and Eustis. Round-trip tickets for a stan-

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ince long before Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom arrived in cinemas, we’ve strongly suspected that dinosaurs didn’t really go extinct but rather are merely hiding in the Orlampa swamps, biding their time until humanity’s demise, when they’ll reclaim their domain. For proof, pay a visit to Plant City’s Dinosaur World, a self-guided outdoor museum with more than 200 life-sized dinosaur sculptures secluded among the cypress trees. Stroll along the boardwalk that cuts through the marshland and discover all the dino-

A pair of Grant’s zebras

dard ride cost under $15 per adult ($10 for kids), while special family-friendly holiday seasonal experiences with entertainment themed around The Polar Express will run you $38-$64. Adults will be more interested in weekly dining events like Saturday’s BBQ Limited ($28) or monthly alcohol events such as Rails & Ales ($40) and the Royal Wine Limited ($50). Spend your 70-minute journey into the past sipping or supping, while you soak in the Old Florida scenery and shake your fist at what Eisenhower’s infrastructure investments hath spawned.

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ramas, then retreat from the humidity to recover inside the air-conditioned paleontology exhibits and gift shop. At only $17 for adults ($12 for kids), Dinosaur World is one of the least expensive day-trip attractions in the area, although digging for fossils or gems costs extra. The facility is even dogfriendly, but beware: Some of the black flies may be bigger than your bichon frise.

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BY SETH KUBERSKY PAT GREENE AND FRIENDS IN FRONT OF THE GALLERY AT AVALON ISLAND | PHOTO BY ANNA MCCAMBRIDGE-THOMAS

In Life of Pi, author Yann Martel

writes, “I suppose in the end, the whole of life becomes an act of letting go, but what always hurts the most is not taking a moment to say goodbye.” Last issue, we tipped our fur-trimmed hats farewell to Harriett Lake, and in the two years since Pulse we’ve had to mourn the untimely departures of far too many other members of our creative community. This week, we sadly say “See you later” to an irreplaceable instigator of Orlando’s arts scene, but at least Patrick Greene isn’t shuffling off this mortal coil – he’s just getting the hell out of the country. Last Thursday, during Greene’s final show as curator of the Gallery at Avalon Island, friends and fellow artists raised glasses of champagne while Commissioner Regina Hill read Mayor Buddy Dyer’s official proclamation declaring July 19, 2018, as “Patrick Greene Day.” It’s a fitting capstone for the Florida career of a man whose beloved grandmother Edee Greene, a pioneering feminist journalist, has her own day in Broward County. And while Greene may have appeared uncomfortable with the outpouring of praise, he’s more than earned it with artistic contributions across four decades that helped shape our town’s cultural character. Listing every local artistic project Pat Greene ever spearheaded – whether as a visual artist, radio host, writer, producer, director or promoter – would easily fill this page and then some. I first mentioned Greene in this column when covering the Art for Haiti charity auction he organized in 2010 with Greg Leibowitz, and he really caught my attention in 2012 with “Walk On By,” a citywide project for which my wife installed cardboard monsters and

Pat Greene is leaving Orlando, and we don’t want to talk about it. But we have to.

choreographed dancers along the Mills 50 sidewalks. The following year, I personally participated in his 2013 TrIP (Transit Interpretation Project), which involved me riding a Lynx Route 50 bus from downtown to Disney. Greene’s résumé, which ranges from Nickelodeon props assistant and promotions manager of the Peacock Room to program director of Urban ReThink and member of the Civic Minded Five music presenting group, reads like a rogues’ gallery of Orlando most-missed former venues. But when I asked what he regarded as his greatest accomplishment – TrIP, Walk On By, or perhaps luring Ed Woodham’s worldwide phenomenon Art in Odd Places here – Greene simply said, “I don’t know if there’s a particular thing [but] there’s a theme of community, and staying relevant to the time we live in.” Five years ago, Greene assumed the role of resident curator of the Gallery at Avalon Island, filling the historic Rogers Building with innovative installations and eclectic entertainment. Early this year, owner Ford Kiene donated the 132-year-old property to the city, with the stipulation that it be used for cultural purposes until at least 2038. As a result, the Downtown Arts District is vacating the building they currently occupy at 29 S. Orange Ave. (though SAK will stay put on the second floor), and moving

CityArts Factory into the recently rechristened Rogers-Kiene Building in November. Rotating guests artists will curate the gallery during the remaining months, and the In-Between series Greene launched is scheduled to continue as well. “There’s a thousand reasons why we’ll miss him, and maybe more,” Downtown Arts District executive director Barbara Hartley told me at Greene’s last Third Thursday. “One of the reasons I’ll miss him is because he always has new ideas, he’s so well read and he shares them all. Sometimes it’s exhausting … but he has such a great ability to connect with people he doesn’t know. There aren’t a lot of people who are good with literature, music and art; Pat can do it all.” CityArts’ relocation also required Greene’s removal from Avalon Island’s upstairs apartment (it will be used for artists-in-residence), which resulted in a radical reimagining of his life. He’s off to Costa Rica, where he’ll run a bed & breakfast in a town populated by ex-pats. Ever politically engaged, the former Orlando mayoral candidate is brutally honest about the motivation behind his destination: “Getting out of Trump’s America,” he admits. “They may not let me back in.” The one thing Pat will miss most about Orlando? “The people. My people,” he says, gesturing half-sardonically at the longtime friends around him. “Not him. Not you. Other people.” And how do I really feel about watching Greene sail off into the sunset? What kind of void does his departure leave, and is anyone here capable of filling his voluminous shoes? All I can do is quote Pat’s 2004 mayoral campaign slogan: “I don’t want to talk about it.” skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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BREAD WINNER Maitland breakfast and lunch spot has Turkish pride baked in BY FAIYAZ KARA

here’s nary a kebab – or rather, kebap fruits, vegetables, jams, dips, spreads, cheeses – to be seen or smelled inside young- and a fried egg. They’re all served in cute plates and vesish Turk Erhan Coban’s Maitland eatery, but in all fairness, the place is called sels strategically set by servers to maximize the Sourdough Bread House, not Erhan’s table space, and they’re a lot of fun to dive Emporium of Anatolian Abattoir Eats. The into. For one, everything from the Persian man has no plans to beef, lamb or chicken up cukes and grape tomatoes to the bracing mint his menu in any way and, instead, is sticking and plump blueberries is undeniably fresh. Then the dips – tahini to breakfast and lunch layered with molasses, offerings with Turkish zahter mixed in olive leanings. SOURDOUGH BREAD HOUSE oil – anoint that walOf particular note is 110 N. Orlando Ave., Maitland nut sourdough with the namesake bread – 407-636-5204 exotic flavorings. You’ll Coban likens it to both facebook.com/sourdoughbreadhouse1 get kaymak (clotted San Francisco sour$$ cream), butter, Turkish dough (though I didn’t white cheeses, green find his bread anywhere near as sour) and German bauernbrot and kalamata olives, and a slice of avocado. (a more accurate comparison). My favorite By the time you get to the local honey, sour is his walnut sourdough; I find its purply cherry jam and spicy ezme spread, you’ll be interior, a result of the iron in the flour react- asking for more bread. If you opt for the American breakfast ing with the gallic acid in the walnut skins, enticing. The colorful bread accompanies an ($13.90), just know that it’s not Americanorder of the traditional breakfast ($19.50) – sized, but you’ll enjoy the two fried eggs, 2 a positively Byzantine assemblage of nuts, dollar pancakes, beef bacon (it’s a Muslim

thing) and Greek yogurt with granola nonetheless. Oh, and Turkish tea (with complimentary refills) is included with your vibrant breakfast, but Turkish tea is good any time of day and a few cups along with a cold meat plate ($14.90) makes a simply enjoyable lunch. I say “simply” because what you’re served with the tea is a pineapple wedge, a strawberry and a side of ezme with slices of sourdough bread topped with meat – roast beef, smoked turkey, beef bacon and pastrami. No spreads, toppings or unnecessary embellishments. (Pastrami, by the way, has its roots in pastirma – an airdried, cured meat enjoyed in Byzantium and the Ottoman Empire alike – so keep that in mind next time you pop into Katz’s Deli.) The sourdough bread plate ($13.90) presents a slightly healthier lunchtime option with hummus, avocado, labneh and smoked salmon replacing the cold cuts. The restaurant sits behind the angled midcentury columns that make the Maitland Plaza a looker, but the interior is all coastal farmhouse – bright, woodsy, inviting. You’ll linger, no doubt, but on your way out, pick up a loaf of two of bread ($8) and peruse the display case of muffins, pastries and cookies. I always seem to leave with a bag of oatmeal cookies ($1.50) and another bag of salted caramel brown-butter shortbread cookies ($1.50). They’re a delight, Turkish or otherwise.

OPENINGS After a year inside the Citgo gas station on North Orange Blossom Trail near Lee Road, Jamaican vegan restaurant DaJen Eats will open its new restaurant at 323 E. Kennedy Blvd. in Eatonville on Wednesday, Aug. 1 … Vegan-ish taco joint Orlando Mission Kitchen opened in March, but they recently revamped their menu and are back in “soft opening” mode … Gratitude Coffee has opened its brick-andmortar location in College Park … Pokéworks, featuring a menu collab with Top Chef’s Sheldon Simeon, will open in the Stonehill Plaza in Oviedo at the end of September … Also in Oviedo, District Eat and Play, a 26,000-square-foot restaurant/ bar/arcade/bowling alley/escape room/live music venue, will open in the Oviedo Mall Thursday, Aug. 2 … Are you ready, cheese tea lovers?!? Royaltea opens next to King Bao on Mills Avenue Saturday, July 28 … Sunny Corda (Saffron, Rasa, Southern Spice, Mynt) will open Simply Gyros, a Mediterranean fastfood joint, in the Plaza Venezia in Dr. Phillips this fall … Also in Dr. Phillips, look for Clean Juice to open in the former Jamba Juice space inside the Marketplace at Dr. Phillips … Lucky’s Market will open a Winter Park location at 7580 University Blvd. near Goldenrod Road this fall … Look for the Hampton Social, a Chicagobased restaurant chain “that evokes East Coast living in every aspect,” to open in the old Funky Monkey space in Pointe Orlando next year … The H Cuisine, a Turkish/Mediterranean/ steakhouse concept, has opened in the old Stefano’s Grill location in Dr. Phillips. EVENTS The Pharmacy Restaurant in Dr. Phillips hosts a Chopped Challenge, where teams are pitted against one another to cook a meal using mystery ingredients, Saturday, July 28, at 1 p.m. Cost is $60, and Pharmacy’s Loren Falsone and Dominick Tardugno are the judges … Edible Education Experience presents Chef’s Night with Swine & Sons Tuesday, July 31, at 6 p.m. Guests will prepare chicken, grouper and summer vegetables. Cost is $65 … On Aug. 11, Norman’s at the Ritz-Carlton holds a five-course Paul Hobbs wine dinner. Call 407393-4333 for reservations … Trends in Taste, presented by 90.7 WMFE, presents a panel of food personalities (including yours truly) discussing Orlando’s food scene Aug. 17 at 7 p.m. at the station. Go to wmfe.org for tickets. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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KAI ASIAN STREET FARE

Service and decor are not the focus at Kai – savory dishes lit with bold flavors and ideal execution are. Channeling the David Chang/Eddie Huang too-cool-forchef-school attitude, Isra Sunhachawi and Quan Van turn out flavor-packed plates like K-Pop and Lock Korean-style loaded fries, so crispy they can withstand an avalanche of bulgogi, kimchi and spicy mayo, and Legendary Garlic Noodles, the stuff of your sweetest, most garlicky dreams. (Note: not a first-date dish.) 1555 State Road 436, Winter Park 407-821-3430; $

THE GREENERY CREAMERY

Boutique ice cream shop offers intriguing and appealing flavor options for vegans and dairy-lovers alike. Trendy black-ash coconut appeals to the former, while the latter can get their fill from super-buttery sweet cream and bold Guinness stout. Adorn your cones or cups with interesting toppings (hibiscus crystals, anyone?) and sauces (Mission fig, bourbon-caramel). Open daily. 420 E. Church St., 407-2861084; $

CILANTRO’S TAQUERIA

Hourglass District taqueria brings a fine mix of Mexican street eats to the newly minted neighborhood, with tacos – al pastor, mahi and ground beef – worth ordering. Stellar burritos – the carne asada and carnitas in particular – gratify, as does the grilled shrimp tostada. There’s a veg quesadilla but, as of press time, no vegan options. Corn tortillas are made in house; flour tortillas are not. Flan and sopapillas make OK endings. Closed Sunday. 1427 S. Bumby Ave., 321-247-5665; $

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Chef-owner Emily Rankin uses the relationships she’s forged with area farmers, producers and purveyors to serve delectable bowls fashioned from local meats and produce. The cilantrolemongrass bowl with brown rice, pickled radish, greens and a soft-boiled egg is as photogenic as it is delicious. A bowl of stone-ground grits, garlic kale and pulled pork smothered in a sauce of datil peppers and kumquats ain’t pretty, but sure is good. Don’t overlook bracing red snapper ceviche; accompanying plantain chips are addictive. Open daily. 3201 Corrine Drive, 407-790-7758; $$ CONTINUED ON PAGE 29

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ENZO’S HIDEAWAY

Roman-Italian underground speakeasy is possibly the most un-Disney of Disney restaurants – hidden, moodily lit, Decostyled and inviting. Starters like the veg agrodolce and arancini-like suppli’ are worth nibbling on, as is complimentary focaccia baked with cherry tomatoes. Pastas aren’t made in-house, and spaghetti tre formaggi is a textural fail, but beef eaters will certainly get their fill of the bistecca pizzaiolo. The cannoli and tiramisu make gratifying endings. Open daily. Disney Springs, 1560 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407560-3696; $$$$

MAI BISTRO

Gleaming, modern eatery offers its takes on Vietnamese street fare ranging from beautiful banh mis to stellar sticky rice bowls. Meaty banh bao and fresh spring rolls are also offered; vegans may want to give the meatless noodle soup a try. On the sugary drink front, say yes to the passion fruit milk tea and trad Viet coffee. Say an emphatic no to the durian smoothie. Closed Wednesdays. 1830 E. Colonial Drive, 407730-8538; $$

TARTINE WINE BAR & EATERIE

College Park’s paean to all things bready focuses on the tartine, of which the roast beef and the mixed mushroom versions are quite gratifying. Other French-leaning dishes – middleneck clams in a spicy white wine broth, escargots baked in a croissant shell, and the tallow candle – are worth a look. Pastries are always worth saving room for, the chocolate mousse on a crunchy hazelnut praline in particular. French beers and a small yet interesting wine list are offered. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays. 2445 Edgewater Drive, 407-845-0016; $$

DAJEN EATS VEGAN CAFÉ & CREAMERY Jamaican vegan fare makes the Citgo on North OBT near Lee Road the most unique gas station in town. Dishes ranging from rice & peas with sweet and spicy cauliflower bites and crispy fried chick’n seitan to “loona toona” sandwiches are offered. Eight different varieties of vegan ice cream fashioned from coconut milk are also sold. Note: DaJen Eats will close its Citgo location this summer and move into a permanent location in Eatonville. 4845 N. Orange Blossom Trail, 407-286-4983; $

SOUTHERN SPICE

There’s plenty to sample from the stacked menu of usual and unusual suspects of southern Indian fare. Dosa lovers will heartily indulge in the mainstay’s puffy cousin – kuzhi paniyaram – while those with a propensity for more intense flavorings will want the veg Chettinad curry cooked in no less than 28 spices. For a taste less charged, kola urundal ($16) comes spiked with a sprig of fried curry leaves and with magnificent little fried lentil “kofta” lolling in the thickened swell. Whole marinated pompano coated with semolina and pan-fried is a must. Open daily. 7637 Turkey Lake Road, 321-251-2244; $$ n

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FILM LISTINGS Across the Universe Julie Taymor’s 2007 jukebox musical of Beatles songs set to a pastiche of 1960s stereotypes. Stars Westworld’s Evan Rachel Wood, which is probably the only reason it’s getting this limited revival. Sunday, 2 & 7 pm, Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

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Cult Classics: Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me Verne Troyer tribute screening of the comic romp in which Austin Powers travels back to 1969 (année érotique) to thwart an evil plot by Dr. Evil and his attack clone, Mini-Me. Tuesday, 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Death of a Nation Prescreening Advance screening of first-rate asshole Dinesh D’Souza’s new “documentary” that somehow compares Donald Trump to Abraham Lincoln. Monday, 7 pm; Regal Pointe Orlando, 9101 International Drive; $12.41; 407248-9228; magaoneradio.net. KidFest: Innerspace Adventure comedy in which an experimental microscopic vessel and its pilot is accidentally injected into a hypochondriac. Sunday, 12:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. KidFest: Kirikou and the Sorceress An animated feature about a young African boy who goes on a quest to remove a curse from his village. Saturday, 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; free; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Miami Connection Screening of the best movie about a kung-fu rock band fighting a bunch of ninjas ever filmed in Orlando. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; Barley and Vine Biergarten, 2406 E. Washington St.; free; barleyandvineorlando.com.

Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot

FOOT STAYS PUT Structural eccentricities stall Gus Van Sant dramedy BY C A M E R O N M E I E R

erhaps it’s fitting that a flick about Anonymous sponsor (Jonah Hill). “Maybe life’s actually not supposed a paraplegic is mostly immobile, at least in its storytelling and struc- to be as meaningful as we think it is,” ture. If you find my metaphor offensive, says a member of Callahan’s AA group. hey, I’m just trying to keep up with the And perhaps the Van Sant version of movie’s legless subject and political incor- Callahan’s life is also not meant to be rectness. After all, the title of the new Gus overanalyzed. But there’s no denying that, Van Sant film is Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get despite its odd charm, the film fails to live up to its subject’s potential. And that’s not Far on Foot. Joaquin Phoenix plays John Callahan, because of Phoenix, who is memorable a cartoonist from Portland, Oregon, and passionate. Instead, the fault lies with whose own book is the basis for the film. Van Sant’s screenplay and David Marks’ editing. Callahan’s drawings “There’s a very fine were known for their line between creating macabre, oddball DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T chaos because of the humor and primiGET FAR ON FOOT adventure and creattive style, which both ing chaos because of amused and offended Opens Friday the dependency on his readers. it,” Hill’s character Fittingly, his own tells the AA group. alcohol-addled life He’s referring to was just as troubled alcoholism, but he as his illustrations, as a car crash at the age of 21 left him might as well be referring to the filmmostly paralyzed. But he managed to makers, who create storytelling chaos not persevere by expressing himself artisti- because structural adventure suits the cally, finding a loyal girlfriend (Rooney movie but because Van Sant seems to Mara) and conquering his addic- employ disjointed editing as a stylistic tion, thanks to help from an Alcoholics crutch. That style might come across as

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More Q Than A: Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters Paul Schrader’s dramatized retelling of the life of Yukio Mishima, a Japanese author, poet, playwright and director who attempted a coup before committing ritual suicide. Wednesday, 7 pm; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5-$7; avalongallery.org.

challenging or charming to some viewers, but it lessens the emotional impact and breeds unnecessary narrative confusion. If the film were just a bit funnier or more insightful, these structural eccentricities could be partially forgiven. And, admittedly, this movie will find its audience, much like Callahan’s cartoons did. But a film is not a cartoon. The latter can succeed by amusing or inspiring in small bursts, one panel at a time. But He Won’t Get Far on Foot doesn’t get far on screen because it should have been the equivalent of a graphic novel, not a newspaper scribble. Most disappointing is Mara – not for her performance, but for her character’s almost total vapidity. We don’t understand her motivations, we know almost nothing about her, and she’s given little to do. She’s reduced to wheelchair candy. She deserves better – as does Jack Black, who, as a comedic throwaway, is exploited for his overacting, at least until he makes a poignant reappearance near the end. Among the supporting cast, only Hill is intriguing. Yet even his oddly subdued performance doesn’t fully catch fire. Once Callahan embraced his artistic prowess and dropped his dipsomania, he really went places, despite his injury. Van Sant’s film is also disabled, but unlike Callahan, it can’t conquer its disability.

Movieola: Peter Rabbit Free outdoor screening of the family film about a rogue rabbit who breaks into a garden to rob a poor farmer of his livelihood. Friday, 6 pm; Lake Eola Park, 195 N. Rosalind Ave; free; cityoforlando.net. Princess Mononoke Hayao Miyazaki’s masterpiece about the struggle to maintain a balance between industrialization and preservation. With giant animals. Wednesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Sailor Moon R & S: The Movies Screening of two original movies set in the Sailor Moon anime universe. Saturday, 12:55 pm, Monday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $15.98; fathomevents.com. Summer Camp Film Festival: The Parent Trap Separated twins who don’t know of the other’s existence meet at summer camp, then try to get their despicable parents back together for some reason instead of going straight to the cops. Tuesday, 11 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407835-7323; ocls.info. Sun Screens Movie: Creature From the Black Lagoon Screening of the 1954 horror classic about an aquatic humanoid, filmed partly at Wakulla Springs and Palatka. Sunday, 2 pm; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free-$8; 407-8368500; thehistorycenter.org. Won’t You Be My Neighbor? Documentary about Fred Rogers and his groundbreaking children’s television show. Through Aug. 2; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org.

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Mission: Impossible – Fallout

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THIS WEEK: Mission: Impossible – Fallout There’s a nasty series of memes going around that compare the apparent agelessness of Tom Cruise to the physical deterioration of his Top Gun leading lady, Kelly McGillis. Why anyone would raise the specter of Kelly McGillis at this point just for the sake of a cheap putdown is beyond me, especially as she has no career to speak of that she needs to stay in shape for. Then again, maybe she has no career to speak of because the industry is still run by the sort of people who make misogynist memes. They just call them movies. Anyway, Cruise is back in theaters this week with the sixth Mission: Impossible flick, so we can all appreciate his perfectly preserved physiognomy. He actually broke his ankle during filming, causing what was announced as a nine-week halt in the production. But of course, he was back at it after only seven weeks, because he’s Tom Cruise and he’s an immaculate physical specimen. Have I mentioned that? Oh, and this is also the movie that costar Henry Cavill grew his infamous mustache for – the one he couldn’t shave off for his Justice League reshoots, dooming that picture to unwatchability. Mission: Impossible entries have a way of screwing with superhero movies: The extended shooting schedule for 2000’s second chapter forced Dougray Scott to drop out of the role of Wolverine in the first X-Men, thus creating the career of Hugh Jackman. All I can say is, it better be a hell of a ’stache, Henry. Something even Burt Reynolds

would envy. Or at least Kelly McGillis. (Damn, they’ve got me doing it now.) (PG-13) Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Here’s the point at which DC on film becomes totally meta. This spinoff of the goofy animated TV series boasts a voice cast that includes the beloved Will Arnett – but not as Batman, a role he’s verged on owning after his participation in two well-received Lego movies. Meanwhile, Nicolas Cage finally gets to play Superman, a dream he saw dashed when Tim Burton’s 1998 Superman Lives fell apart right before filming was due to start. Listen, somebody has to obsess about stuff like this. Just be thankful I didn’t point out that Lil Yachty is now the second rapper to be cast as Green Lantern. Because nobody needs that. (PG)

ALSO PLAYING: Dhadak The 2016 Marathi-language romance Sairat has been remade a full five times, most recently in this Hindi version. Romeo and Juliet-style conflicts ensue when a boy and girl from different castes meet and fall in love. Hey, at least they’re speaking the same language. Nyuk! (NR; playing at AMC Universal Cineplex 20) Three Identical Strangers A documentary exposé about identical triplets who were separated at birth and raised in very different households as part of a cruel scientific experiment. On the plus side, they never had to fight over the bathroom. (PG-13; playing at Regal Waterford Lakes Stadium 20 & IMAX and AMC Disney Springs 24 with Dine-in Theatres) orlandoweekly.com

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by the Purple One himself because this is fucking Janelle Monáe – paired with an image rebrand that marked a definitive year zero. Where prior, she was only ever seen dressing very androgynously in black and white suits – a unique look, but somewhat gimmicky – in “Make Me Feel” she emerged in bold colors looking like confi-

Von Nacht Local femme black metal duo hold a sonic ritual at Lou’s in the wake of their recent “Dimensional Discordance” 7-inch

JANELLE MONÁE with St. Beauty

release on Minneapolis imprint Lighten Up Sounds.

6:30 p.m. Saturday, July 28 House Of Blues, Disney Springs 407-934-2583 houseofblues.com SOLD OUT

10:30 p.m. Wednesday, July 25, at Uncle Lou’s, $5

Cyndi Lauper New York pop/New Wave phenom should wake up the crowd showing up to see Rod Stewart at Amway quite a bit. Grrls

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THE SINGULARITY After conquering Hollywood, Janelle Monáe returns to claim her pop throne BY MATTHEW WELLER

lthough her career was hitting peaks it hadn’t before, Janelle Monáe went into 2018 under quite a bit of pressure. Her last album – the android-themed The Electric Lady – came out an astounding five years ago. On top of that, her professional life had shifted from a complete focus on music to include acting – a transition that elevated her status to cinematic A-lister with critically acclaimed performances in two of 2016’s top movies, Moonlight and Hidden

Figures. But as the year started, Monáe found herself at a crossroads where a flop album could very well have the world urging her to stick to movies, à la Jared Leto and Ludacris. All that being said, when Monáe announced her third album, Dirty Computer, shit was hype. Our first taste of new Janelle Monáe in five years came in the form of two videos for two very different songs. The first, and most impactful, was “Make Me Feel,” a sexy-sweet Prince homage – worked on

(still) just want to have fun.

dence, sex, fashion and most importantly, Janelle Monáe. The second of the two videos announcing Dirty Computer was “Django Jane,” the hard-hitting counterpart to “Make Me Feel”’s shiny pop-funk lust. “Make Me Feel” is a single, a hit clear as day. But “Django Jane” is a declaration: Janelle is back. The video shows her on a throne in an immaculately tailored suit that says, “I don’t know what y’all have been doing while I was gone, but it doesn’t matter.” Monáe had never rapped with this much intensity and drive on a track, only coming close on 2010’s “Tightrope (Remix)”. Lines like “And we gon’ start a motherfucking Pussy Riot, or we gon’ have to put ’em on a pussy diet” and “Black girl magic, y’all can’t stand it. Y’all can’t ban it” more than hit the mark. With these two juggernaut returns, Monáe crushed expectations and reestablished her grip on music. When Dirty Computer was released a few months later, the album proved to be every bit as full of sounds and themes as diverse as on those twin singles. There were sugary pop songs and heavy rap bars, often on the same song. Songs like “Crazy, Classic, Life” and “Screwed” employ double entendres to juxtapose carefree sex and partying with pro-black, anti-Trump politics. She stands tall as a domineering queen of melody, with legends like Brian Wilson, Prince and Pharrell appearing as supplicants on the record merely to highlight her decrees. On Dirty Computer, Monáe successfully tightroped the lines of pop album and political statement without compromising either. So do you want to celebrate with the baddest and smartest matriarch in music? Her Highest holds court at a sold-out House of Blues on Saturday.

7:30 p.m. Thursday, July 26, at the Amway Center, $56.50-$216

Shaan Famed Indian playback singer and Bollywood sensation Shaan is famed for his vocal versatility across genres and his endless trove of heart-melting ballads. 6 p.m. Friday, July 27, at Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, contact organizers for prices

Sleeping Pills Floridian homecoming for this formidable Tampa post-punk outfit (with members of Bloodwave, Merchandise) coming off a U.S. tour. Opening for Astari Nite. 9 p.m. Saturday, July 28, at Will’s Pub, free

Evergreen Terrace Jacksonville hardcore heroes are back together and playing an early show at Soundbar with Young Ghosts, Engraved, Out of It and Nothing to Offer. Be prepared to yell “Duuuuuuuuuvallllllll!” 5 p.m. Sunday, July 29, at Soundbar, $12

Marshal Law Monday Successor to Marshal Rones’ weekly free music nights at 64 North – now relocated to Will’s – features Broken Streetlights, Dial Drive, Sad Halen and Sam & the Ashes. 8 p.m. Monday, July 30, at Will’s Pub, donations accepted

24hrs Enigmatic Atlanta MC is poised to hit it big in the wake of his recently released 24 Dollas collaborative single with Ty Dolla Sign. 7 p.m. Tuesday, July 31, at Soundbar, $20-

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This week, Echo & the Bunnymen

reclaim some historical rights, and the Body and Lingua Ignota bring transmissions from the bleeding edge.

ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, HOUSE OF BLUES, JULY 20

Only a couple of months before their Orlando date was announced, I was looped in on a Facebook thread that bemoaned the lack of historical respect for Echo and the Bunnymen. I didn’t fully agree but I got my friend’s point. Although unquestionable legends of classic alternative rock, the great English band doesn’t exactly have as high an international profile as, say, the Cure or the Smiths. But I contended that those who know, know. Well, Orlando’s with me on that because this show sold out in the kind of hot-ticket time that usually only peaking current acts manage, not cult heroes almost 40 years on. Only two original members remain – guitarist Will Sergeant and iconic singer Ian McCulloch – but they’re the key ones. Given those two, it would’ve been the treat of a lifetime for deep fans if they would’ve thrown an Electrafixion song into the set. Regardless, this song list was a pretty comprehensive greatest hits parade that would delight any Bunnymen fan (read: very little past the band’s initial 1988 fracture and absolutely nothing off Reverberation). When they opened with the one-two punch of “Lips Like Sugar” and “Bring on the Dancing Horses,” you knew they were not fucking around. Overall, they sounded good and clear, though Will Sergeant’s defining guitars were at times criminally low in the mix. Even if it took a bit to warm up, Ian

Lingua Ignota is one of the most visceral performers around, putting audience members in an awed trance. Hell hath no fury indeed, and she brought down the house. McCulloch’s majestic voice, with its velvet tone and black-leather sensibility, is forever cool. It’s unreasonable to expect age to not come into play after four decades, but the only thing they needed was a better, stouter mix. Otherwise, they conjured the singular dance of sparkle, mood and mystique that’s proven the Bunnymen eternal and essential.

THE BODY AND LINGUA IGNOTA, WILL’S PUB, JULY 18

Originally emerging from the same notable Rhode Island bedlam that unleashed Lightning Bolt, adventurous duo The Body have roots deep in metal and noise. But over time, they’ve evolved into a categorically experimental heavy act, transcending those boxes with a remarkably wide horizon that’s been known to feature electronics, beats, dark ambience and tendrils of dissonance that stretch out into the bleak industrial fringe. Live, however, their recent Orlando performance kept it more head-on with a raw and undivided attack that came on like an avalanche of sludge and polluted electronics. Hitting with the force

of depth charges, their sonic dread is the soundtrack to the bowels of a volcano. Across releases on prime labels like Thrill Jockey, Sacred Bones, At a Loss and Neurot, the Body have etched a powerful and unique space on the frontier of heavy music. And what little company they have in their class is the cream. Tourmate and frequent collaborator Lingua Ignota is the musical project of Rhode Island’s Kristin Hayter, a classical vocalist turned experimental hellraiser. As an artist, she comes out openly as an abuse survivor. And she comes hard, with a sound and show that manifest that torment. Musically, she blends noise, elemental industrial and haunting piano dirges. Vocally, her torture can levitate like a cathedral ghost one moment, then blister and peel with black-metal fury the next. Together, they make harrowing odysseys of pain and drama. Live, Lingua Ignota cuts to the bone. With her whole rig set up offstage on the floor, she began, illuminated only by a few simple studio lamps. Gradually, she wandered the crowd, laying the lamps on the ground here and there between people, like setting up a ceremony. But by the show’s climax, her body had reclaimed all the lights in a vortex of violence and selfflagellation. Avowedly, Hayter comes from a survivor’s perspective. But in their sheer power and wrath, her music and performance are as much exorcism as they are revolt. And her show is one of the most visceral displays around, one that was definitely putting some people here in a trance of awe. Hell hath no fury indeed, and it brought down the house. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Wednesday, July 25

Princess Mononoke FILM

On its 20th anniversary, Fathom Events presents the cult favorite animated film Princess Mononoke on the big screen. In Mononoke, Hayao Miyazaki takes as his subject nothing less than a battle between humans and gods, pitting all the beasts and spirits of the forest against the incursions of industry. Personifying the forest is San, a girl raised by wolves who fights to defend the animals and the gods. The film’s first vision of her – riding hell-for-leather on the back of a giant wolf, clad in furs and teeth, mouth smeared with blood – is as iconic a film entrance as you’re likely ever to see. For anime fans who’ve been restricted to viewing Mononoke’s epic sweep on TV or computer screens, it’s a not-to-be-missed opportunity. And fans of live-action film violence may be amazed to learn how brutal a blood-spurting fight scene can be when rendered with pencil and brush. – Jessica Bryce Young 7 p.m. | Regal Winter Park Village 20, 510 N. Orlando Ave., Winter Park; Cinemark Artegon Marketplace, 5150 International Drive; AMC Universal Cineplex 20, 6000 Universal Blvd. | ghiblifest.com | $13

Wednesday, July 25

Conditional Fidelity MUSIC

A few weeks ago, Orlando Weekly happened to catch newer local hip-hop group OhTwo at a house show and we were utterly stunned. The trio – MCs Faust and Xavya, assisted by busy beatmaker Byson – had just come off an Illuminated Paths-helmed tour up the East Coast and were lethally honed by the stint of roadwork. Beats, flow, energetic performance (quite literally shaking the floorboards of the house with stomping in time to the beat) and a very individual look all add up to a band that definitely won’t be an underground secret for much longer. Check them while you can. Nerd culture ground zero Geek Easy – home to a healthy and vibrant crop of local synthwave, electronic and nerdcore artists – is playing host for this stacked evening of left-field hip-hop. Support comes from Byson (pulling double duty with a solo set), Spvtnik and Super Will. Crucial. – Matthew Moyer with OhTwo, Spvtnik, Byson, Super Will | 10:30 p.m. | The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park | mygeekeasy.com | free-$5

Thursday, July 26

Unsane MUSIC

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Of the noise-rock groups of the early ’90s, a rogues’ gallery of guitar destroyers clustered around labels like Matador, Amphetamine Reptile and Touch & Go, there were none quite as demented as New York’s Unsane. Blood-soaked album imagery, true crime-worthy lyrics and maddeningly precise guitar scree somehow even scored the band a brief major-label deal with Atlantic Records (the ’90s were a deeply weird time, trust us). The band, best known for early, influential albums like Scattered, Smothered & Covered (Waffle House menu options never sounded so ghoulish) and Total Destruction, came off like an audio Taxi Driver, and they’re still going strong, recently putting out their newest album, Sterilize, on Southern Lord. Unsane are on tour with Wrong, and Bloodlet are coming out of semi-semiretirement to open for them at Will’s. This is nostalgia we can get behind. – MM With Bloodlet, Wrong, Church Girls, Call In Dead | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $15

Friday, July 27

Summer Block Paw-ty EVENTS

Celebrate the summer with your canine at the Mennello Museum’s garden party with a spiked lemonade in hand. While you’re sipping something strong, your furry best friend can enjoy the day with a pup cup from Jeremiah’s Italian Ice; Mercantile Coffee Co. will have complimentary sparkling Arnold Palmers, and other drinks for purchase. Yappy Dog Distillery will also join in on the fun, offering their share of beverages as well. The event, sponsored by Pig Floyd’s, is geared toward promoting the Mennello’s Pet Membership program, which gets you into several doggie-centric events throughout the year for $25, along with a discount card for local pet businesses. In between all the food and drinks, there will be paw print projects for you and your pet to partake in, and even a photo booth to document the day. – Larissa Hamblin 6:30 p.m. | Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St. | 407-246-4278 | mennellomuseum.org | free-$15

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Friday, July 27

Bad Balloon’s 1-Year Anniversary MUSIC

Look, promoting shows – especially if you’re doing it out of naive enthusiasm for the healing powers of music – can be thankless and exhausting work. You work a job all day, and then spend off-hours posting fliers and promoting online and badgering friends, acquaintances and strangers alike to come out on the night – to say nothing of how stressful running the actual show will be; it can break you. But if you can make it through a year, you’re pretty much cursed to be in it for the long haul. To that end, this Friday, local promoters Bad Balloon are celebrating 365 days of no sleep, and the lineup is ferocious. Local titans and scene vets Wet Nurse are gonna be making a rare appearance, the ever-ascendant TV Dinner will be laying down angular lullabies, new and promising Gainesville hands Demo are popping through town and there’s even going to be a Replacements cover band. Could there be a better metaphor for fighting on in the face of adversity? – MM with Wet Nurse, TV Dinner, Demo, Expert Timing, the Place Mats | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $8

Saturday, July 28

Gotham on Ice EVENTS

Moshi Moshi Productions have made a name for themselves by throwing elaborately themed afterparties for all of the area’s biggest conventions, bringing in film-quality cosplayers, body paint artists, celebrity guests and live surprises. But this pop-up at Icebar is their first party not tied to a particular con. The concept is cool: Mister Freeze and other Batman villains have taken over “Gotham” – played here by Icebar and the more spacious attached Fire Lounge – and are throwing a party. If you have the cosplay chops, put them to use, as there’s a $100 bar tab you could win. All attendees also receive a free one-day ticket to August’s Walker Stalker Con – a convention devoted to The Walking Dead – which runs $40-$50 normally. And that kind of steal won’t get you assaulted by a psychopathic billionaire dressed up in bat-themed fetish gear. – Thaddeus McCollum 8 p.m. | Icebar Orlando, 8967 International Drive | moshimoshiproductions.com | $15-$400

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MUSIC WEDNESDAY, JULY 25 Awesome and the Ass Kickers, A Killing Tradition, Swift Knuckle Solution 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Conditional Fidelity: OhTwo, Superwill, Spvtnik, Byson 10:30 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; free-$5; 407-332-9636. The Daniel Heitz Band 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Jeff Rupert Quartet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Porunga, Von Nacht, the X-Heads 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. SteveSongs 10 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. Yaasss: A Premier Pop Party 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; free-$5; 407-373-0888.

THURSDAY, JULY 26

Rod Stewart Thursday at Amway Center Rod Stewart, Cyndi Lauper 7:30 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $22.86-$99.50; 800-745-3000.

Sales, No Vacation, Sugarplum 7 pm; The Social, ATLiens 54 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-246-1419. 9 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10. Donavon Frankenreiter, Lisa Bouchelle 7 pm; Cafe DaVinci, 112 W. Georgia Ave., DeLand; $20; 386-736-0008. Kaleigh Baker 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Leisure Chief 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Metal Night With DJ VJ 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; free; 407-423-3060. Open Mic With Royce Ashcroft 6 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Open Mic: The Voice of Melrose 6 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323. 40

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Sun June, the Plush Monsters, Ryan Jones 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $7. Thursday Jazz Jams 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Thursday Night Hang: Cortez and Koelble 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951. Unsane, Bloodlet, Wrong, Church Girls, Call in Dead 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15.

Bad Balloon’s First Anniversary: Wet Nurse, TV Dinner, Demo, Expert Timing, the Place Mats 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. Dan Jordan Quartet 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Electric Dawn, Moonmen From Mars, GreyMarket, the Rules, Backstabber 8 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $10. Eureka Failure, Gamma Waves, Borzoi 9:30 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. Fractured Fairytales, Machines on Blast, Witches Mark, Mekronium 8 pm; Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10-$13; 407-730-3999.

FRIDAY, JULY 27

Hannah Harber & the Lionhearts 8 pm; Tuffy’s Bottle Shop, 200 S. Myrtle Ave., Sanford; free.

2Face Idibia 10 pm; The Spot, 5059 Edgewater Drive; $25-$100; 407-883-7893.

Jorge E Mateus 9 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $102.25; 407-934-2583.

Ajeva, the Daniel Heitz Band 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5.

Meka Nism Unplugged 8 pm; Thirty Six Black Art Collective, 1809 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-930-6469.

Game of Crawls Talk Nerdy to Me Fairvilla’s summer party comes with a “nerdy” theme this week, though we don’t quite get the connection. Enjoy free cocktails – sponsored by Kissimmee swinger hotel Secrets – along with music from RealRadio’s Angel Rivera while checking out demos and giveaways from the likes of Cal Exotics, Fantasy Lingerie and WeVibe. You’ll also get to check out nerdy burlesque from performers like Lady Mikaella DeMure, known for her Sarah Huckabee Sanders Mouth of Sauron routine. 7 p.m. Thursday; Fairvilla Megastore, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; fairvilla.com

Game of Crawls We still have months to wait until the final six-episode season of Game of Thrones somehow wraps everything up – and even longer to wait if you’re a book-reader – which means that the hangover you get from this pub crawl should be going away just in time. Dress as your favorite Thrones character and travel through 10 different downtown venues, snagging different themed drinks at each location, including the Ginger & Cranberry Ygritte, the Red Woman, Valar Morghulis and “Winter Is Coming in a Cup (Frozen)”. For added fun, pick someone to die at each stop. And please, please, please – don’t bring your sibling as your date. 7 p.m. Saturday; Shots, 69 E. Pine St.; $10-$20; facebook.com/orlandobarcrawls Construct DJ Smilin’ Dan’s Uncontrollable Urge nights on Sundays at Will’s Pub offers the only retro dance party in Mills 50 each week, but this week, he’s focusing on a new concept, Construct. It’s the same vibe as Uncontrollable Urge, but featuring the best in ’80s industrial, goth and EBM. You know: the good stuff. Release the bats. 10 p.m. Sunday; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5; willspub.org

Vaudeville Dinner Show Maxine’s on Shine frequently offers live entertainment during dinner, but this dinner show goes beyond the usual mellow musical accompaniment. The prix fixe dinner is paired with a variety show featuring four performances ranging from burlesque to sword swallowing to a singing bearded lady. Dinner includes an entree, app and dessert, along with your first glass of beer or wine. The show starts promptly at 7 p.m., so don’t be a straggler. 6 p.m. Tuesday; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; $38; maxinesonshine.com

Toto Oct. 30 at Hard Rock Live Vans Warped Tour, Aug. 3 at Tinker Field

Stryper, Sept. 13 at House of Blues

Owl City, Sept. 26 at the Plaza Live

Mustard Plug, Oct. 25 at Will’s Pub

O.A.R., Aug. 4 at House of Blues

Kathy Griffin, Sept. 13 at Bob Carr Theater

Andrew W.K., Sept. 28 at the Beacham

Alice in Chains, Oct. 27 at Hard Rock Live

Bomba Estéreo, Aug. 10 at the Plaza Live

Carlos Vives, Sept. 14 at Amway Center

Shakira, Aug. 14 at Amway Center

Nick Cannon, Sept. 15 at Amway Center

Umphrey’s McGee, Aug. 16 at House of Blues

Fall Out Boy, Sept. 16 at Amway Center

Steel Panther, Aug. 17 at the Plaza Live The B-52s, Aug. 19 at House of Blues Beyoncé & Jay-Z, Aug. 29 at Camping World Stadium Paul Simon, Sept. 11 at Amway Center Alina Baraz, Sept. 11 at the Social

Parkway Drive, Sept. 17 at House of Blues BØRNS, Sept. 17 at the Beacham

David Byrne, Sept. 28 at the Dr. Phillips Center Father John Misty, Sept. 29 at Hard Rock Live Kali Uchis, Oct. 2 at the Beacham Chayanne, Oct. 11 at Amway Center

Toto, Oct. 30 at Hard Rock Live Marilyn Manson, Oct. 31 at Hard Rock Live Ghost, Nov. 23 at the Dr. Phillips Center Elton John, Nov. 27 at Amway Center

Good Charlotte, Oct. 16 at Hard Rock Live

Thievery Corporation, Dec. 7 at House of Blues

Nicki Minaj & Future, Oct. 20 at Amway Center

A John Waters Christmas, Dec. 17 at the Plaza Live

Social Distortion, Sept. 20 at House of Blues

MST3K Live, Oct. 20 at Hard Rock Live

Shinedown, Dec. 2829 at House of Blues

The Decemberists, Sept. 23 at House of Blues

Death Cab for Cutie, Oct. 23 at Hard Rock Live

Hamilton, Jan. 22Feb. 10, 2019, at the Dr. Phillips Center

5 Seconds of Summer, Sept. 18 at House of Blues

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Summer Concert Series: Leaving Haven, Clarisa Kelley 8 pm; Sunset Park, 230 W. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora; $0. Sworn In, Kaonashi 6:30 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15. Then There Were 4 8:30 pm; Fiddler’s Green, 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-2050. Three Link Society 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; $0; 407-649-8540. Yes 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $65-$299; 407-228-1220.

SATURDAY, JULY 28 Alterbeast, Inferi, Reaping Asmodeia 4 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $12. Amanda and Matt Duo 9 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free. Astari Nite, Sleeping Pills, DJ NM, DJ Sherri Maus 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. The Bella Donna Project: A Tribute to Stevie Nicks 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $13; 407-704-6261. Brown Bag Brass Band 7 pm; Liam Fitzpatrick’s Restaurant & Irish Pub, 951 Market Promenade Ave., Lake Mary; free; 407-936-3782. The Company 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; $0; 407-649-8540. The Conglomerate 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951. Copper Bones, the Electric Mud, Elevators 9 pm; The Stranded Sailor Pub, 418 Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 321-362-8153. Dateless, KC Gilmore, Phoenix Jagger, Dvbl D 9 pm; The Attic, 68 E. Pine St.; $10-$15.

THEWEEK Irish Dave 8:30 pm; Fiddler’s Green, 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-2050. Janelle Monae, St. Beauty 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407-934-2583. Kalani Pe’a 7 pm; Wyndham Orlando Resort, 8001 International Drive; $10. Maygen Navarro Band 8:30 pm; Roque Pub, 3076 Curry Ford Road; free; 407-985-3778. Moloko Plus 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Orlando Girls Rock Camp Showcase 2 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10. Otown Marco, YG Ivy, Anonymuz, Drex Carle, Rackz God 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15. Portrait of a Queen: Tribute to Aretha Franklin 7:30 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $23-$30; 407-321-8111. Summer Music Series: Mike Quick Band, Jeff Whitfield 12-4 pm; Lakeridge Winery and Vineyards, 19239 N. U.S. Highway 27, Clermont; $0; 800-768-9463. The Supervillains, the Intracoastals, Trees of Life 8 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $9-$12; 407-322-7475. The Woolly Bushmen, the Saucy Jacks 7 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

SUNDAY, JULY 29 Ancient Sun 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Bass Night 8 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $10.

Dub Wub Orlando: J Phelpz, Thelem, Aweminus, Laika Beats, Subject 31, Dalek One and more 3 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $40. Freakshow Sinema, Sacred Owls, Krendon, Tracey Blades & the Born Losers 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Construct: A Night of Industrial, Goth, Synthpop & New Beat (1980-1991) 10 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. Evergreen Terrace, Young Terrace, Young Ghosts, Engraved, Out of It, Nothing to Offer 5 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $12-$15.

Ganja White Night 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20-$30; 407-504-7699.

Fusion Beat 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Get Low With DJ Mispac3 10 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-342-2358.

Glokk Nine 10 pm; Gilt Nightclub, 740 Bennett Road; $20-$40; 407-504-7699.

Good Ass Time: The Day Party 4-9 pm; Shine, 25 Wall Street Plaza; free-$10; 321-348-8586.

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Lauren Lester 5 pm; Fiddler’s Green, 544 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-2050.

that right. Thursday, 7 pm, Saturday, 12:55 pm; multiple locations; $15; fathomevents.com.

Nina Swope 2 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323.

Xanadu Ancient mythology collides with the 1980s as the Greek muse Kira descends from Mount Olympus to Venice Beach, California. Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$34; 407-877-4736.

MONDAY, JULY 30 Marshal Law Monday: Broken Streetlights, Dial Drive, Sad Halen, Sam & the Ashes 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; donations encouraged. Reggae Mondae: Hor!zen 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540.

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COMEDY Brian Aldridge, Charlie Bowie Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 7:30 pm; Bonkerz – Boardwalk Bowl, 10749 E. Colonial Drive; $10; 407-6292665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com.

Darci Lynne & Friends Teenage ventriloquist and puppeteer. Winner of America’s Got Talent. Saturday, 7 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $29.75$99.75; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

THEWEEK Happier Hour Comedy Show Stand-up comedy showcase with a spotlight set. Fridays, 9 pm; Broken Cauldron Taproom & Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; free; 407-986-1012.

Darren Carter Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17-$47; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

Jeff Jones, Ryan Holmes Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Bonkerz – Otters on the River, 4380 Carraway Place, Sanford; $10; 407-629-2665; bonkerzcomedyproductions.com.

The Glen Foster Show Award-winning comedy magician. Tuesday, 10:30 am; Alafaya Library, 12000 E. Colonial Drive; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

24hrs, Cognac & Roses, Danny Towers, 458 Keez 7 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $20-$50. The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Open Mic Night: Bill and Eli Perras 8 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 321-202-0011. Too Bad, Really Fast Horses, Alien Witch 9 pm; Grumpy’s Underground Lounge, 1018 N. Mills Ave.; donations encouraged; 407-237-9180. Tuesday Night Sessions: Chris Cortez 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-636-9951.

THEATER Gigolo: The New Cole Porter Revue Inspired by the life of Porfirio Rubirosa, this musical revue features 38 Cole Porter classics. Thursday, 7:30 pm, Friday-Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711 Orange Ave., Winter Park; $34-$42; 407645-0145; winterparkplayhouse.org. Harry-oke: A Hogwarts Cabaret A musical parody of the Harry Potter universe. WednesdayThursday, 6:30 pm; Clarion Inn Lake Buena Vista, 8442 Palm Parkway, Lake Buena Vista; $10; 407-996-7300; clarionlbv.com. Into the Woods Student production of the Sondheim musical based on fairytales. FridaySaturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; SOLD OUT; drphillipscenter.org. The Little Mermaid Stage adaptation of the Hans Christian Andersen fairytale. Wednesday, 10:30 am & 2 pm, Thursday, 10:30 am, Friday, 10:30 am & 2 pm, Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakespeare Theatre, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15-$20; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Newsies: The Broadway Musical Filmed performance of the Broadway musical based on the Disney film about newspaper boys exercising their right to collective bargaining and the lengths that capitalists will go to to suppress orlandoweekly.com

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Jiggy Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10-$40; 407480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Shit Soup Weekly stand-up showcase. Wednesdays, 9-11 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546.

DANCE Esmeralda This classical love story tells the tale of the free spirited, warm hearted Esmeralda who falls in love with a handsome Captain. Sunday, 5 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $25; 407.896.0309; russianballetorlando.org. National Dance Day Orlando Performances and workshops from local dance studios. Friday, 11 am-2 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014; nationaldancedayorlando.org.

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THEWEEK on themed beer and cocktails. Costumes encouraged. Incest frowned upon. Saturday, 7 pm; Shots, 69 E. Pine St.; $10-$20; 407-3742499; facebook.com/orlandobarcrawls. Gotham on Ice Themed party in which Mr. Freeze has taken over Gotham and Batman’s villains congregate. Performances, cosplay, drinks and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Icebar Orlando, 8967 International Drive; $15-$400; 407-4267555; moshimoshiproductions.com. Grillin’ & Drinkin’ With Jacob Miller & Jordan Schneider Free hot dogs and hamburgers, country music on the PA and hillbilly movies on the screens. Sunday, 6 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org.

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Annual Local Artists Exhibition Original paintings and mixed media works from emerging to well established local artists. Opens Saturday, 10 am-3 pm, through Sept. 1; Lake Mary Museum, 158 N. Country Club Road, Lake Mary; free; 407-585-1481; lakemarymuseum.com. Art Night Out: The Figure in Wire Create figurative sculptures out of wire. Includes materials and one adult beverage. Wednesday, 6 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $30; 407-896-4231; omart.org. No Borders: Marvel vs DC II Timed live art competition with limited markers and a 4’x4’ posterboard. Saturday, 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $8; 407-332-9636.

EVENTS CayCakes Pop-up Brunch Local vegan bakery hosts a specialty brunch with rainbow waffles, breakfast biscuits, pop-tarts, cupcakes, brownies and more. Sunday, 1 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; various menu prices; 407-342-2358; thenook.tk. Christmas in July Christmas party with drink specials and an ugly Christmas sweater contest, which sounds like a terrible idea. Friday, 5 pm; Shots, 69 E. Pine St.; free; 407-374-2499; shotsbar.com. Explore Her Universe With Ashley Eckstein Voice actor Ashley Eckstein talks about her time at Orlando Rep and her groundbreaking fangirl fashion company and lifestyle brand, Her Universe. Tuesday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $10; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com. Game of Crawls Downtown pub crawl through 10 venues with five drinks included and discounts

Open House Invitational Learn about Islam and the Muslim community from the source while enjoying an international dinner. Saturday, 5:30 pm; Islamic Society of Central Florida, 1586 N. Goldenrod Road; free; 407-273-8363; iscf.org. Sanford After Dark Monthly street market with music, art, vendors, food and drink and more. Saturday, 8 pm; Little Fish Huge Pond, 401 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-221-1499. Science After Sundown Extended hours and special presentations every Friday and Saturday evening. Fridays, Saturdays, 10 am-11 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $20.95; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Supplies for Suds Bring four needed school supply items in for a free 10-ounce pour. Proceeds from the first keg of PLC Time donated to A Gift For Teaching. Saturday, 2-5 pm; Ellipsis Brewing, 7500 Tpc Blvd.; free; 407-250-5848; ellipsisbrewing.com. Talk Nerdy to Me Enjoy free cocktails, music from DJ Angel Rivera, product demos and giveaways, and burlesque performances at this summer party. Thursday, 7 pm; Fairvilla Adult Mega Store, 1740 N. Orange Blossom Trail; free; 407-425-6005; fairvilla.com. TICA All-Breed Show & Agility Tournament Cat show agility tournament and vendor expo. Saturday-Sunday, 9 am-4 pm; Park Inn, 3011 Maingate Lane; $6; 941-735-9956; chemicoons.wixsite.com/sccf-regional2018. USCA Benefit Benefit for the US Conference on AIDS with speakers Patty Sheehan, Carlos Guillermo-Smith, Anna Eskamani and Eric Rollings. Wednesday, 7 pm; Quantum Leap Winery, 1312 Wilfred Drive; $65-$75; 407-429-2197; quantumleapwinery.com. orlandoweekly.com

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VanLife Van meetup hosted by the Orlando Van Club with vans of all shapes and sizes, including one that converts into a yoga studio. Sunday, 11 am-2 pm; Ace Cafe, 100 W. Livingston St.; free; 858-727-3400; acecafeusa.com. Vaudeville Dinner Show Three-course meal with a four-act variety show. Tuesday, 6 pm; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; $38; 407-674-6841; maxinesonshine.com. A Very Harry Potter Birthday Harry Potterthemed party with themed food and drink, games, costumes and more. Saturday, 2 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; free; cloakandblaster.com. Wine for Water Wine tasting, food, live entertainment, and a silent auction to raise money and create awareness and support for water and sanitation projects in developing countries. Thursday, 6:30-10 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $50; 321-442-7847; wineforwatercfl.org.

LEARNING Another Year Passes: Orlando After the Pulse Nightclub Massacre Special exhibit including more than 200 images and items collected at Pulse memorial sites throughout Orlando. Through Oct. 14; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; free-$8; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Cuisine Corner: Eating a Variety of Fruits and Vegetables Learn the importance of eating a variety fruits and vegetables and the benefits of including them in your diet. Wednesday, 3 pm; South Creek Library, 1702 Deerfield Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Cuisine Corner: Refreshing Summer Desserts Cool off and indulge this summer with refreshing desserts. Library staff demonstrate how to make revitalizing sweet treats. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Deadly Medicine: Creating the Master Race Exhibit tracing history from the eugenics movement to the Nazi regime’s science of race to present-day genetic manipulation. Through Aug. 31; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; 407-628-0555. Drink and Think: Philosophy and Discussion Open discussion about regulating experimentation in biological sciences. Tuesday 8 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Learn Italian Through Songs Listening to a song and singing along allows you to practice Italian pronunciation while committing to memory new vocabulary through repetition. Saturday, 9:30 am; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

THEWEEK CIVICS State of the Milk Annual meeting and mixer for those interested in the Milk District Main Street program. Thursday, 6 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-228-1220; plazaliveorlando.com.

LITERARY Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-3621864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Kevin Begos Oenologist and MIT Journalism Fellow Kevin Begos discusses and signs his book. Thursday, 6:30 pm; Quantum Leap Winery, 1312 Wilfred Drive; free; 407335-4192; quantumleapwinery.com. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com. Writing Action and Fight Scenes Author and martial arts instructor L.E. Perez shows you how to bring your action scenes to life in your writing. Saturday, 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

FAMILY Back 2 School Bash The Hope Now Foundation gives away 10,000 backpacks, 400 dental screenings, 1,500 free haircuts and 500 health screenings for the upcoming school year. Sunday, 10 am; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; free; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

SPORTS Critical Mass Community bike ride from Loch Haven Park to downtown. Friday, 5:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283. Night Nation Run Combination music festival and fun run. Saturday, 8:30 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $29.99$60; 407-295-3247; nightnationrun.com. Orlando City SC vs. New York City FC MLS Soccer. Thursday, 8 pm; Orlando City Stadium, 655 W. Church St.; $20-$65; 855-675-2489; orlandocitysc.com. Summer Slam Saturday Viewing party for the WWE SummerSlam with a wrestling costume contest. Saturday, 8 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5421 International Drive; free; 407-270-6273; godmonsters.com. n

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I’ve been faithfully reading your column in the Chicago Reader for years, and now I’m reaching out to you about my own problem. I’ve been dating this guy for almost a year. Everything is great, except one thing: He wants me to kick him in the nuts. It really bothers me, and I’m not sure what to do. He’s very serious about it, and he brings it up every single day. It makes me really uncomfortable that this is some sort of fetish of his and I need help taking steps forward. To Kick Or Not To Kick P.S. I play soccer and I kick hard. It’s a kink called “ball busting,” TKONTK, and as long as you don’t kick him full force – or even half force – you’re unlikely to do permanent damage. That said, childless guys who are into ball busting are often advised to freeze their sperm just in case. And while it’s not a hugely popular kink, it’s common enough that ball-busting porn exists, and ball-busting Tumblrs, ballbusting blogs, etc. Take it slow at first, particularly if your guy has only fantasized about this and not experienced it. P.S. A guy who brings up his kink every single day deserves to be kicked in the nuts – unless he’s into ball busting, in which case he doesn’t deserve to be kicked in the nuts. My husband and I were married in Toronto, Canada, in 2005, before marriage equality came to the United States. Does the U.S. government recognize our Canadian marriage or do we need to remarry in the U.S.? Can you find out from one of your legal friends? Does Our Marriage Apply? “The US government does recognize your marriage,” says Robbie Kaplan, one of my legal friends – and the attorney who represented Edith Windsor before the U.S. Supreme Court and won. In United States v. Windsor, the Supreme Court ruled that the federal government was required to recognize legal same-sex marriages, thereby gutting the Defense of Marriage Act. “We did the same thing,” Kaplan adds. “We were married in Toronto in 2006, and the U.S. recognizes our marriage. No need to get married again here.” Hi Dan, I am getting in touch because I thought you might be interested in the following article: “Getting to the Bottom of Pegging.” For open-minded people who are open to butt play, pegging is a great way to spice things up in the bedroom. But what exactly is pegging and why is it a thing now? Sex and relationships expert Tami Rose knows how important it is to try new things in the bedroom. She would be able to 50

provide an article explaining what pegging is and tips for your more adventurous readers who want to give it a go. I look forward to hearing your thoughts. [Redacted] PR Agency Pegging? Never heard of it. Wait – what’s that, Wikipedia? “Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman performs anal sex on a man by penetrating the man’s anus with a strap-on dildo … The neologism “pegging” was popularized when it became the winning entry in a contest in Dan Savage’s ‘Savage Love’ sex advice column [in 2001].” I’m in a six-year relationship with a guy you will probably deem DTMFA-worthy but I deem round-up-able to The One. My kids already regarded him as their stepdad before we moved in together about eight months ago. That’s when I learned he’s an addict: He drinks, smokes weed and jerks off to porn for about two hours every day. He has been this way for more than 20 years, and I have zero delusions he will change for me. Recently he told me he has very little sexual desire for me, that he knows my pussy in and out and it’s boring, but he loves my companionship. How do I deal with this so we can move forward together as an incompatible couple? Sex Addict Partner A romantic partner who says something as cruel and negating as what this man has said to you, SAP, either wants out of the relationship or is grooming their partner for much worse treatment to come. If he wants out of the relationship, the verbal and emotional abuse will escalate until you finally leave him. If he doesn’t want out, the verbal and emotional abuse will escalate a bit more slowly, so that, like the proverbial frog in the pot of boiling water, you don’t realize exactly how bad it’s getting and how much damage it’s doing to you – and your kids. I know it’s not what you wanted to hear, SAP, but I’m going to say it anyway: DTMFA. I’m a competent in-person lover, but I’m the worst at Skype/FaceTime/WhatsApp sex. I can’t get the angle right, I don’t know what to wear, I feel shy, I don’t know what to say, I can’t get off, I giggle like a 15-year-old girl getting her first French kiss under the bleachers. I’m going to be away from my guy for most of the summer and I need to figure this out. Any advice or tips? Struggle Keeping Yonder Penis Entertained A 15-year-old girl may giggle the first time she gets French-kissed under the bleachers – or she may not – but a girl who giggles the first time probably isn’t going to be giggling

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the 50th. So just keep at it, try to relax and enjoy yourself, and ask your partner to take the lead, i.e., if you don’t know what to do, ask him to tell you what he’d like you to do, SKYPE – but only follow the orders you’re comfortable following.

Are you looking for a new furry friend? Meet Peanut!

What’s the fairest way to determine who should get tied up? Bondage Bottom Boyfriends Whoever was tied up last time does the tying up this time and vice versa. Do you ever wear panties, Dan? Would you post a picture of yourself in panties online? I think you would look good in panties. Panties Are Nice To You While I have no particular aversion to wearing panties, PANTY, and while I will not deny the allure of the models at xdress.com, I’ve never worn panties and have no plans to start. As a consequence, I won’t be able to post a picture of myself in panties online to delight you and horrify everyone else. How much sex is too much sex? Numb Over Numbers “Enough is as good as a feast.” – Mary Poppins. On the Lovecast, Dan and the lesbian panel!: savagelovecast.com. @fakedansavage on Twitter mail@savagelove.net

Peanut (A379003) is a 6-yearold male who was surrendered to us by his owners because they could no longer care for him. He knows the commands “sit,” “paw” and is learning “lay down.” Peanut enjoys car rides, and he is greatly loved by our staff and everyone he encounters. He loves eating treats and is an expert at fetch. If you have a ball, watch out – Peanut is coming for you! Peanut does have heartworm disease, which is treatable, and luckily he is sponsored, meaning his heartworm treatment has been already paid for in full. Something everyone can agree on: It’s time to adopt! Bipurrtisan adoptions offered this month with Repuplicans and Democats galore. Elect to bring home a new furry friend from our shelter during July with adoption fees reduced to only $10. This includes spay/neuter, vaccines and microchip identification. Orange County Animal Services is located at 2769 Conroy Road in Orlando, near the Mall at Millenia. The shelter is open 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday through Saturday and 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. Sunday. For more information about adopting a shelter pet, please visit ocnetpets.com.

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINETH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO.: 2018-CA001837-O FREDERICK A. RAFFA, and JEAN B. RAFFA, his wife, Plaintiffs, vs. ROBERT EAGAN, as the Personal Representative of THE ESTATE OF ROBERT S. KAFKA a/k/a ROBERT KAFKA; THE UNKNOWN BENEFICIARIES AND/ OR HEIRS OF ROBERT S. KAFKA; and any known or unknown natural person, and, when described as such, the unknown spouse, heirs, devisees, grantees, creditors, or other parties claiming by, through, under, or against any known or unknown person who is known to be dead or is not known to be either dead or alive, and all unknown tenants and all other claimants under any of such parties, Defendants. NOTICE OF ACTION - TO: THE UNKNOWN BENEFICIARIES AND/OR HEIRS OF ROBERT S. KAFKA and ANY KNOWN OR UNKNOWN NATURAL PERSON, AND, WHEN DESCRIBED AS SUCH, THE UNKNOWN SPOUSE, HEIRS, DEVISEES, GRANTEES, CREDITORS, OR OTHER PARTIES CLAIMING BY, THROUGH, UNDER, OR AGAINST ANY KNOWN OR UNKNOWN PERSON WHO IS KNOWN TO BE DEAD OR IS NOT KNOWN TO BE EITHER DEAD OR ALIVE, AND ALL UNKNOWN TENANTS AND ALL OTHER CLAIMANTS UNDER ANY OF SUCH PARTIES. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that an action to quiet title to the following real property located in Orange County, Florida: Commence at the Southwest corner of the Southeast 1/4 of the Northeast 1/4 of the Northeast 1/4 of Section 31, Township 21 South, Range 30 East run North 01°13’00” West, 491.72 feet; thence North 88°37’58” East, 530.45 feet for a Point of Beginning: Thence run North 01°22’02” West, 20.00 feet; thence run North 88°37’58” East, 130.20 feet to a point on the arc of a curve

concave Westerly, having a radius of 50.00 feet, and a central angle of 76°15’19” run along the arc of said curve for 66.55 feet, to a point on the arc of a curve concave Northeasterly; said curve having a radius of 50.00, and a central angle of 133°44’41” run along the arc of said curve for 116.71 feet; thence run North 01°22’02” West, 5.00 feet; thence South 88°37’06” West, 36.90 feet to the Point of Beginning. Subject to easements of record. Containing 7,110.5 Sq. Ft. or 0.163 Acres has been filed against you and you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses, if any, to it on R. Steven Ruta, Esquire, Barrett, Chapman & Ruta, P.A., 18 Wall Street, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone number: 407-839-6227, telecopier: 407-648 1190, on or before 30 days from the first date of publication and file the original with the Clerk of this Court either before service on the plaintiff’s attorney or immediately thereafter; otherwise a default will be entered against you for the relief demanded in the complaint or petition. Dated June 28, 2018. Tiffany Moore Russell, Clerk of the Circuit Court By: /s/ As Deputy Clerk, 425 North Orange Avenue, Suite 310, Orlando, Florida 32801.

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NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. KENLAR SUPATRAC 18 FT VESSEL HULL # XKB012161788 SUPRA BOAT TRAILER (RED) TAG# X7699 WORK TABLE 10 X 8 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on August 17th, 2018, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc. NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00 AM on August 13, 2018 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL 32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2007 PONT VIN# 2G2WP552271126165 LIEN AMT. $3,774.15

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Legal, Public Notices IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN THE MATTER OF THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS FOR THE PROPOSED ADOPTION OF A MINOR CHILD. BABY TURK, DOB: 03/12/2018, CASE NO.: 2018-DR-000456-O SECOND AMENDED NOTICE OF ACTION FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO: BOBBY W. TURK a/k/a/ ROBERT TURK of Orlando, FL; Caucasian male, Approximately 47 years of age, legal father of the minor child born in Altamonte Springs, FL on 03/11/2018. YOU ARE NOTIFIED that an action has been filed against you and that you are required to serve a copy of your written defenses if any to ASHLEY FILIMON, P.A. whose address is 37 N. Orange Ave. Ste. 1150 Orlando, FL 32801, und file the original with the clerk of this Court at 425 N, Orange Ave. Orlando, FL 32801 before service on Petitioner or immediately thereafter. If you fail to do so, a default may be entered against you and the Court may enter an Order granting the Termination of Parental Rights for Adoption of the child. Copies of all court documents for this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Courts office. You may review these. documents upon request. You must keep the Courts informed of your current address, You must file a response with the Clerk by 8/30/18. Dated 7/18/18, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, BY: /s/ Dhana Rodriguez, DEPUTY CLERK. CERTIFICATE OF SERVICE: I HEREBY CERTIFY that this has been filed in the Florida E-Portal this 11th day of July, 2018. /s/ Ashley Filimon, Esq., Ashley Filimon, P.A., afilimon@legalperson.com, 37 N. Orange Ave. Suite 1150 Orlando, Florida 32801, 407801-5022- Telephone, Florida Bar No. 0095954, Attorney for Petitioner. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT OF FLORIDA, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY Case No. 2018-CA-005165-O SCOTT, JEFFREY DON Plaintiff vs. HEIRS OF JUDY ANN BARKER, HEIRS OF RUPERT JAMES WARR HEIRS OF EMMETT RAY WARR. REX WARR, JANICE SCOTT TYSON, HEIRS OF ROBERT EARL WARR, and RALPH EDWARD WARR. Defendants. SUMMONS - TO HEIRS OF JUDY ANN BARKER , HEIRS OF RUPERT JAMES WARR, HEIRS OF EMMETT RAY WARR, REX WARR, JANICE SCOTT TYSON, HEIRS OF ROB-

ERT EARL WARR, and RALPH EDWARD WARR Address Unknown. A lawsuit has been filed against you. You have 20 calendar days after this summons is served on you to file a written response to the attached complaint/ petition with the clerk of this circuit court, located at: 425 N. ORANGE AVENUE, ORLANDO, FLORIDA 32801. A phone call will not protect you. Your written response, including the case number given above and the names of the parties, must be filed if you want the Court to hear your side of the case. If you do not file your written response on time, you may lose the case, and your wages, money, and property may be taken thereafter without further warning from the Court. There are other legal requirements. You may want to call an attorney right away. If you do not know an attorney, you may call an attorney referral service or a legal aid office (listed in the phone book). If you choose to file a written response yourself, at the same time you file your written response to the Court, you must also serve a copy of your written response on the party serving this summons at: Carlos J. Bonilla, Esq., R. Paul Roecker, Esq. ELP Global PLLC, 7901 Kingspointe, Parkway, Ste. 8, Orlando, FL 32819, carlos@ elpglobal.com, paul@elpglobal. com If the party serving summons has designated e-mail address(es) for service or is represented by an attorney, you may designate e-mail address(es) for service by or on you. Service must be in accordance with Florida Rule of Judicial Administration 2.516. Copies of all court documents in this case, including orders, are available at the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office. You may review these documents, upon request. You must keep the Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office notified of your current address. Future papers in this lawsuit will be served at the address on record at the clerk’s office. IMPORTANTE Usted ha sido demandado legalmente. Tiene veinte (20) días, contados a partir del recibo de esta notificación, para contestar la demanda adjunta, por escrito, y presentarla ante este tribunal. Localizado en 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801. Una llamada telefónica no lo protegerá. Si usted desea que el tribunal considere su defensa, debe presentar su respuesta por escrito, incluyendo el numero del caso y los nombres de las partes interesadas. Si usted no contesta la demanda a tiempo, pudiese perder el caso y podría ser despojado de sus ingresos y propiedades, o privado de sus derechos, sin previo aviso del tribunal. Existen otros requisitos legales. Si lo desea, usted puede consultar a un

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abogado inmediatamente. Si no conoce a un abogado, puede llamar a una de las oficinas de asistencia legal que aparecen en la guía telefónica. Si desea responder a la demanda por su cuenta, al mismo tiempo en que presente su respuesta ante el tribunal, usted debe enviar por correo o entregar una copia de su respuesta a la persona denominada abajo. Si usted elige presentar personalmente una respuesta por escrito, en el mismo momento que usted presente su respuesta por escrito al Tribunal, usted debe enviar por correo o llevar una copia de su respuesta por escrito a la parte entregando esta orden de comparecencia a: Nombre y dirección de la parte que entrega la orden de comparecencia: Carlos J. Bonilla, Esq., R. Paul Roecker, Esq., ELP GLOBAL, 7901 Kingspointe Parkway, Ste 8, Orlando, FL 32819, carlos@ elpglobal.com, paul@elpglobal.com. Copias de todos los documentos judiciales de este caso, incluyendo las ordenes, están disponibles en la oficina del Secretario de Juzgado del Circuito *Clerk of the Circuit Court’s office+. Estos documentos pueden ser revisados a su solicitud. THE STATE OF FLORIDA TO EACH SHERIFF OF THE STATE: You are commanded to serve this summons and a copy of the complaint in this lawsuit on the above-named person. DATED: 6/25/18, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT (SEAL) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 3/SHEA PINE HILLS SERVICE CENTER CASE NO.: DP16-666 In the Interest of: A.I. DOB: 07/16/2003, A.I. DOB: 09/14/2006, P.I. DOB: 01/10/2009, C.I. DOB: 08/24/2012, minor children NOTICE OF ACTION (TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS) TO: ANTONIO ISOM SR. (FATHER) ADDRESS UNKNOWN YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following children for adoption: A.I., born on July 16, 2003; A.I., born September 14, 2006; P.I., born January 10, 2009; and C.I., born August 24, 2012. A copy of the Petition is on file with the Clerk of the Court. You are hereby commanded to appear on Monday, August 27, 2018 at 9:30a.m., before the Honorable Timothy Shea, Juvenile Division 3, at the Orange County Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for an ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THESE

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CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand and seal of this court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 28th day of June, 2018. This summons has been issued at the request of: Stacy McDuffie, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0111746, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Road, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407-563-2380, stacy.mcduffie@myflfamilies.com, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Clerk of the Circuit Court (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/SHEA, CASE NO.: DP16-698, IN THE INTEREST OF C. J. M. DOB: 08/31/2015, Minor Child. NOTICE OF ACTION, TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS To: JAMES MARTIN Last-known Address: 448 Bouchelle Drive, Apartment 301, New Smyrna Beach, FL 32169. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental rights and permanently commit the following child(ren) for adoption: C. J. M., born on August 31, 2015.. A copy of the Petition is on file with the Clerk of the Court. You are hereby commanded to appear on Monday, August 20,2018 at 10:30 a.m., before the Honorable Timothy Shea, Juvenile Division, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for an ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD OR CHILDREN NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Avenue, Orlando,

Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as said Cleark and the seal thereof this 27th day of June, 2018 This summons has been issued at the request of: CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 03. CASE NO.: DP16-606 IN THE INTEREST OF MINOR CHILDREN, T.F. DOB: 05/11/2009, A.N. DOB: 04/23/2014 NOTICE OF ACTION, TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA To James Nelson Jr., address unknown A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Timothy Shea on August 28th, 2018 at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of July, 2018. This summon has been issued at the request of: Nancy A. Robak, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 88796. Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families, nancy.robak@myflfamilies. com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT BY:/S/ DEPUTY CLERK (court seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA, JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/ DAWSON, CASE NO.: DP17-211, IN THE INTEREST OF K. I. A. DOB: 10/15/2012, K. A. M. O. DOB: 01/08/2014, K. E. A. DOB: 03/03/2015, Minor Children. NOTICE OF ACTION, TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. To: Stephen Monts de Oca Address unknown. YOU ARE HEREBY NOTIFIED that the State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, has filed a Petition to terminate your parental

rights and permanently commit the following child(ren) for adoption: K.I.A., born on October 15, 2012; K.A.M.O., born on January 8, 2014; and K.E.A., born March 3, 2015. A copy of the Petition is on file with the Clerk of the Court. You are hereby commanded to appear on Monday, August 20, 2018 at 10:00 a.m., before the Honorable Daniel Dawson, Juvenile Division, at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for an ADVISORY HEARING. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS OF THIS CHILD (OR CHILDREN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD OR CHILDREN NAMED IN THIS NOTICE. If you are a person with a disability who needs any accommodation in order to participate in this proceeding, you are entitled, at no cost to you, to the provision of certain assistance. Please contact Court Administration, at 425 N. Orange Ave, Orlando, Florida 32801, telephone (407) 836-2303 at least 7 days before your scheduled court appearance, or immediately upon receiving this notification if the time before the scheduled appearance is less than 7 days; if you are hearing or voice impaired, call 711. WITNESS my hand as said Cleark and the seal thereof this 10th day of July, 2018. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. NOTICE of Lien Sale Pursuant to the lien granted by the Florida Self-storage Facility Act, Longwood Storage Zone Self Storage and Business Centers will sell at public auction on August 14th, 2018 personal property belonging to the following tenants to the highest bidder. The sale shall be held at Longwood Storage Zone, 120 Highline Drive Longwood, FL 32750 407-831-8373 commencing at approximately 10:00 AM. All sales are subject to prior cancellation. Sale rules and regulations are available at the time of Auction. Sheri Davis Unit 327 (Unknown, Misc.), Khalilah Simpson Unit 329 (Twin bed dresser nightstand boxes household goods tv), Marshall Harris Unit 336 (1 bedroom set), Bruce Hoenig Unit 507 (Unknown, Misc.), Yasmin Nieves Torregrosa Unit 509 (Unknown, Misc.), Nicholas Caruso Unit 603 (Electronics, Amplifiers, Scrap Metal), Vanessa Simmons Unit 604 (Bed crib dressers sectional couch kitchen table and chairs toys boxes), Graciela Tiller Unit 605 (Boxes Suitcases Tools), Leslie Lynch Unit 607 (Household Goods), Melissa Kapuscinski Unit 2223 (Unknown, Misc.), Jamila Brooks Unit 2602 (Unknown, Misc.), Lakisha Yeldell Unit 2621 (Art Clothing Household Decor Household Goods Audio Equipment Vinyl Collection), Lakisha Yeldell Unit 2623 (Turntable Congo Drums Bongo

Drums Percussion instruments TV wall art china cabinet). NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave-Clermont 8/8/18 3098 Valarie Williams 2056 Mark Nonsant 1136 Sheila Cashwell 3038 Sheila Cashwell 3178 Michael Burnside 2108 Eugene Vierra Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 8/8/18 3110 Marietta Sala 1214 Hope Freeman 2312 Darrin Davis 3023 Mariette Sala 2111 Antioch Development Corporation 2460 Jezzica Lucia 3008 Marietta Sala 1724 John Pownell Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 8/8/18 F0613 Ashliegh Wilson F0672 Steve Redmond F0627 Laquanda Smith G0729 Evelyn/Peter Alicea/ Pagan G0718 Martin Francis F0664 Detria White Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 8/8/18 1337 Ashley Schaffer 2094 Kechia Francis 1204 Nai’yma Smith 2134 Evelino Moreira 3241 Gregory Manigat 1027 Rosimar Guzman 2605 Kechia Francis 1248 Natalie Maldonado 3064 Wilfredo Molina 2082 Juanita Figueroa 3614 Linda Reinecke 2505 Hernan Cortes 3517 Arthur Lawson 3068 Shelley Bullard Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 8/8/18 843 Stevette Lasure 241 Jeffrey Buffington 731 Kimberly Butler 755 Maria Hernandez 213 Jeffrey Buffington 1138 Ashley Greene 1134 Vashti George 1038 John Reyes 314 Jose Correa 505 Kimberly BUTLER 675 John Prentice 550 Leah Mcqueary 567 Zenaida Arroyo 459 Anastasia Hackett 1011 Angel Suarez 950 Sonalis Clay 267 Gilberto Vazquez 208 Marsha Levitt Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. on August 9, 2018 and will continue until all locations are

done. U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; D60 Larry Christian $399.71, U108 Jacqueline Castro $210.97, D02 Robert Leighton $326.81, C18 Michelle Bunce $236.71, L55 Denice Jackson $502.31, C56 Yolanda James $542.24, B12 Ashlie Ussrey $310.97 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1216 Davidson Tavernier $412.05, 1060 Nicole Burris $24.53, 1295 Mariandri Guzman $382.05, 1248 Yanli Broughton $682.70, 1157 Kelly Stephenson $313.32 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; E111 Michael Fakir $497.40, B121 Stephanie Sellier $678.38, C123 Olga Kornder $458.92 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1081 Taneaka Grant $496.38, 2112 Sherral Mapps $325.64, 2042 Phoebe Johnson $384.23, 2172 David Creamer $544.43, 2326 Naima Wilkie $373.55, 1665 Jeniffer Rodriguez $272.09, 2160 Taneaka Grant $544.43, 1080 Alan Newman $435.16, 2310 Charlene Miles $485.64, 1417 Mystery Room $560.08, 1419 Danny Gomes $392.06 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; A058 Syed Shariff $421.56, A041 Bernita Miller $453.36, E033 Jessica Cruz $327.98. C039 Syed Shariff $656.52 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1551 Sarice Fuentes $168.11, 1742 Carolyn Mercado $295.94, 1603 Kevin Mattina $480.35, 1752 Adeleye Odunsa Jones $295.94, 2412 Xavier Alvarez $357.48, 1542 Coty Huston $373.48, 1493 Lourdes Aponte $370.37, 1278 Tonya Mays $288.11, 5064 April Scwartz $427.58, 1244 John Saccone $161.96 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 4179 Markyia smith $453.36, 1017 William Toler $277.36 NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following date at 10:00 a.m. at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. AUGUST 11, 2018 3VWSF71K96M790241 2006 VOLKSWAGEN

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Vehicles sold “as is” and for parts only. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Wednesday, August 1, 2018 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures. com beginning 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/ Orlando-FL-storage-units/ for more info. PERSONAL MINI STORAGE FORSYTH - 2875 FORSYTH RD. WINTER PARK, FL 32792 - AT 10:00AM: #91-Dominick Francis Chiuchiolo; #259-Luis M Torres; #308-Elizier Torres; #525- Kings P Baptiste; #554-Nicholas Mark Palmieri MICHIGAN MINI STORAGE - 200 W. MICHIGAN ST ORLANDO, FL 32806 - AT 10:30AM: #32Christine Saintoire; #64-Back Booth AJWE LLC / Aaron Wright; #78-Darrelyn Bryant; #188-Ann Augustus PERSONAL MINI STORAGE LAKE FAIRVIEW - 4252 N ORANGE BLOSSOM TR. ORLANDO FL 32804 - AT 11:00AM: - #141-Julias, Freddy Terencio; #232-Murphy, Lisa A; #606- Rey’s Expert Services; Scherr, Ashley Nicole; Dixon Esposito, Sebastian; VIN# 1HGEM22982L034918 2002 BLK HONDA CIVIC EX COUPE; #611-Griffin, Tyree Gerard; #614-Whipple II, Mark; #618Smith- Seabron, Cynthia Juanett; #808- McCrimmon, Cornelius Grant; #818-Thomas, Martin Luines; #854-Rivera, Elliot Guadarrama; #1000- Smith- Seabron, Cynthia Juanett PERSONAL MINI STORAGE WEST - 4600 OLD WINTER GARDEN RD. ORLANDO FL 32811 AT 11:30AM: #10 , #471,#476 -Vince Delrenard Brown; #73 -Tanisha Deanne Bankston; #127- Angelita Ann Martinez; #139 -Jacquelyn Denise McCree; #162- Lesondra Denise Denmark; #185 - Jennifer JeanBaptiste; #206- Georgie Mae Carnegie; #218- Isaac James Carnegie; #263 - Charles Orlanzo Penerton; #303- Jennifer Jennell Yon; #316- Timothy Wayne Broyles; #359- Joseph Kevans; #387- Luiz Jose Antonio Filho; #406- Audrey Renese Denmark; #425- Patricia Ann King; #510- Kadeem Jamal Cooper; #553-Patricia Ann King. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Notice is hereby given that Mindful Storage will sell at public auction, to satisfy the lien of the owner,

personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the following times and locations: July 17th, 2018 2:00 p.m. at the Mindful Storage facility located at: 900 Cypress Pkwy. Kissimmee, FL. 34759 (321) 732-6032 The personal goods stored therein by the following: #B112-Tables & Chairs, #C104- Households, #1178-Househols, #2072-Bed, #2104- Furniture, #A119- Households, #2089- Households, #G223Households, #E212-Furniture, #2044- Households, #M310Households. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Mindful Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on August 10, 2018 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/ or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1FTRW07L31KE11999 2001/Ford 5LMEU88H45ZJ19426 2005/Linc 19UUA56673A020687 2003/Acur JN1CA21D6VT214183 1997/Niss 1FAFP53U31A215620 2001//Ford 1P3EJ46C6WN215387 1998/Plym JN8AR07S6XW388235 1999/Niss 1Y1SK5288XZ416253 1999/Chev 1GNDS13S172100046 2007/Chev 1J4GL58K02W241902 2002/Jeep 1GNDX03E04D174922 2004/Chev 3LNHM26T87R668980 2007/Linc 1HGCG6678XA064700 1999/Hond 1FTCR14U7PPB29134 1993/Ford 1G1AL58FX87170878 2008/Chev JNKBV61E18M220452 2008/Infi 1A4GP45R16B671404 2006/Chry 3N1BC1CP8BL498231 2011/Niss 1HGCP2F34CA116954 2012/Hond 1J4FA49S44P795709 2004/Jeep JA3AJ26E22U012872 2002/Mits 4A3AA46G83E061937 2003/Mits 2B4FP25B5YR543550 2000/Dodg 5N1BV28U74N329456

2004/Niss 5TBKT441X4S449952 2004/Toyt 1FMDU32P1VZB33933 1997/Ford WDBJF55FXVJ034685 1997/Merz 1FMDU34X3PUB08559 1993/Ford 1C3LC55R78N673475 2008/Chry 1G11B5SL8EF183096 2014/Chev 1G1ND52F24M652599 2004/Chev JN8AE2KPXB9000862 2011/Niss JH2PC35084M500445 2004/Hond 4T1CE38P76U744791 2006/Toyt 1FADP3K26GL339115 2016/Ford 1FMZU63EX2UA49719 2002/Ford 5YFBURHE2JP796288 2018/Toyt 5TDZK3DC4GS717998 2016/Toyt 3MYDLBYV5JY320296 2018/Toyt 3N1AB7APXJY202213 2018/Niss. NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1979 Harley VIN# 2F49029H9 2001 Honda VIN# 1HGCG16511A056530 1998 Toyota VIN# 4T1BG22K3WU258945 1997 Mitsubishi VIN# JA3AY26A4VU005287 2001 Hyundai VIN# KMHDN45D01U202879 2012 Audi VIIN# WAUEFAFL5CA118679 1993 Infiniti VIN# JNKNG01D8RM251517 2006 Dodge VIN# 1D4GP25RX6B619766 2001 Ford VIN# 1FTYR10E01PB40312 2004 Hyundai VIN# KMHWF35H64A959391 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on August 8, 2018 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE Pursuant to Florida Statue 713.78 on August 6, 2018 AT 9:00 am Auto Towing & Repair, 238 N. Cottage Hill Rd., Orlando, FL 32805, will sell the following vehicle(s) sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no titles. Terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. 2005 INFI JNKCV54EX5M412331 2014 HYUN KMHDH4AHXEU148870 2008 HOND 2HGFG21588H705147 2005 CHRY 2C4GP44RX5R154948 2010 BMW WBANU5C59AC364574 2006 CHRY 2C3KA53G36H331952 NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, D. H. Pace Company, Inc. of 3839 St. Valentine Way, Orlando, FL 32811, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: Door Control Services It is the intent of the undersigned to register Door Control Services with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 7/18/18

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 1G3HN52K4W4865569 1998 OLDS 1N4AL2APXCN429128 2012 NISS 2FMDK38C88BA07232 2005 Civic To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on August 3, 2018, 238 N Cottage Hill Road, Orlando, FL 32805 All Auto Towing, INC.

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