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NEWS + FEATURES

FOOD + DRINK

7 Pulse: In Memoriam

21 Living la vida taco

MUSIC 32 Memory of a screeeeeeee festival A new local DIY fest offers up all the varying flavors of Southern heaviness

A profile of Pulse Nightclub shooting victim Oscar Ambiorix Aracena Montero

Swish Dr. Phillips taquería Bartaco keeps the vibe chill, but heats it up with Mexi-global street fare

7 This Modern World

21 Tip Jar

33 Silver and gold Who are Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and how did they become an even bigger deal than a certain North Pole dweller?

7 ICYMI

Daya closes in Winter Park, Domu starts serving brunch, plus more in our weekly food roundup

News you need to know but may have missed in the past week

22 Bar Exam

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

It’s the most appropriate time of the year to visit Frosty’s Christmastime Lounge

35 This Little Underground

8 Informed Dissent

33 Picks This Week

Carol Stein saves a full house at Timucua with an insanely impromptu performance; update on Benoit Glazer’s condition; happy birthday to WPRK

25 Recently Reviewed

Winter is coming, and progressives need to get ready

Short takes on restaurants we’ve visited recently

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29 L.A. confidential

36 Selections 38 The Week 39 Down the Road

Modern musical La La Land blends innovation with Hollywood nostalgia

Grandparents, gifts, Ghostbusters II? A holiday tale from Florida cartoonist and zine-maker Jen Sandwich

29 Film Listings

18 Culture 2 Go

Movies playing this week: Rogue One, Collateral Beauty and more

Three important Orlando arts leaders have left their positions recently

Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

Back Pages

30 On Screens in Orlando

55 Gimme Shelter 55 Savage Love 56 Classifieds

19 Live Active Cultures Disney Springs celebrates its first Christmas with Starbright Holidays, a drone show sure to entice twinkle-light lovers

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IN MEMORIAM: THE ORLANDO 49 Every week between now and the one-year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shootings, Orlando Weekly will profile a person killed on June 12, 2016. This week: Oscar Ambiorix Aracena Montero One of Oscar Aracena Montero’s last dreams was to bring his mother from the Dominican Republican to Florida. The 26-yearold had left her in Santo Domingo as a child almost 10 years ago to move with his father, Ambiorix Aracena, to Tampa, according to Listín Diario, a Dominican newspaper. Later, Aracena Montero moved to Kissimmee and worked as a manager at a McDonald’s in Orlando. He was also a business management student on the Orlando campus of Ana G. Méndez University, where he was known for his “positive attitude and outlook on life,” according to the Orlando Sentinel. Recently, he had bought a house with one of his best friends, Simon Carrillo; they lived there with their pet Chihuahuas.

Listín Diario reports his mother, Altagracia Montero Díaz, was a month away from reuniting with her son when on June 12, Aracena Montero, Carrillo and many of their friends perished on Latin Night at the gay nightclub Pulse in a mass shooting. Aileen Carrillo says her brother and Aracena Montero loved to travel to new places and explore. Before their deaths, the two friends had just come back from a trip to New York and Niagara Falls in Canada. During a vigil, Aracena Montero’s uncle says his nephew visited him in New York before returning to Orlando. “Oscar played piano, he sang and he loved God since he was a child,” his uncle said. “In my prayers for him, I remember a verse from the Bible that says, ‘For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.’” After his death, Aracena Montero’s parents received his degree from Ana G. Méndez University. “I feel proud of him because I know he was a good kid, a good student, a good friend, a good employee, a good son and a good brother,” Ambiorix Aracena told WFTV 9. “He was an incredible person. He was a hard worker, and he had a lot of dreams.”

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A new location for Pulse, an update on Roger Trindade, a Trump return and other things you may have missed this week. »

Pulse owner says she will reopen nightclub at new location: After surprising many last week with her announcement that she wouldn’t sell the nightclub to the city of Orlando, Barbara Poma now says she plans to reopen Pulse in a different location but under the same name. Poma tells WMFE 90.7 News that the new club will be similar to the original “because that is what supporters and former staffers say they want when they have gathered at Pulse events since the massacre.” Don’t expect anything soon, though. Poma says she isn’t sure yet about what the future of Pulse looks like, but they are first working on plans for a memorial at the original location.

– Monivette Cordeiro

Three juveniles arrested in death of teenager Roger Trindade: The Winter Park Police Department says it has arrested three teenagers in the death of Roger Trindade, a 15-year-old Winter Park High School student who was found unconscious in October after a fight on Park Avenue. Law enforcement officials made the announcement after the Orange County Medical Examiner’s Office concluded Roger’s death was a homicide as a result of blunt force trauma. Two 15-year-old boys were charged with manslaughter and battery, and a 14-year-old boy was charged with witness tampering. Roger and his family had recently moved to Central Florida from Brazil.

Trump returns to Orlando this week on ‘Thank You Tour’: President-elect Donald Trump and his running mate, Mike Pence, are coming to Orlando on Friday, Dec. 16, to thank all of you, despite the fact that this city overwhelmingly voted for Hillary Clinton. Trump apparently did not get enough of the rabble-rousing rallies he held throughout the campaign and is coming back for more on his “U.S.A. Thank You Tour.” Trump won Florida’s 29 electoral votes, but in Orange County, Clinton beat Trump by a margin of 60 percent to 35 percent.

Floridians stay running over panthers and manatees: Geez, Florida! The Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission reports Florida boaters have killed 98 manatees so far this year, which tops the 2009 record of 97. Florida motorists also broke the record this year with 31 panthers killed. mcordeiro@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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WINTER IS COMING Progressives need to get ready Before we dive in, some house-

keeping. You’ll notice – or maybe you won’t, or maybe you noticed and you don’t care – that we changed this column’s name, from Legends of the Fall to Informed Dissent. We did so for two reasons: First, with the elections in the rearview, LOTF no longer seemed applicable. Second, and more literally, fall itself will soon be in the rearview. Winter, literally and metaphorically, is coming. It’s now been a little over a month since Donald Trump – with just 46 percent of the vote, thanks to the anachronism of the Electoral College – became presidentelect, and in that time, we’ve gotten a fair sense of what his presidency will look like. Consider his appointments: a white nationalist as senior adviser; a former Goldman Sachs exec who ran a foreclosure mill after the housing crisis as treasury secretary; another Goldman Sachs exec as National Economic Council director; a minimum-wage-and-regulation-hating fast-food titan to head the Labor Department; an attorney general who, 30 years ago, was deemed too racist for the federal bench; a wrestling executive (who is, with her husband, the biggest single donor to the Trump Foundation; were this President-elect Clinton we were talking about, that would be a frontpage story) to run the Small Business Administration; a climate change denier to head the Environmental Protection Agency; a billionaire whose coal mine exploded, killing 12, as commerce secretary; a secretary of the interior who has advocated turning public lands over to pri8

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sion will be covering Trump and its parent company, Comcast, often has business before the government he’ll helm; refusing to divest from his company despite enormous conflicts and reportedly raising his company’s business interests during a phone call with Argentina’s president; breaking with diplomatic practice to take a phone call from the president of Taiwan vate interests; to head the Department of (where in September a Trump represenHealth and Human Services, a congress- tative reportedly expressed interest in a man who once opposed an expansion of massive redevelopment project, though the Children’s Health Insurance Program the Trump Organization has denied any because it would lead to “socialized medi- plans there), thus infuriating China; pickcine”; a physician with zero background ing a public fight with a union leader who in housing or urban development to lead dared criticize him; and narcissistically the Department of Housing and Urban continuing to soak up his base’s adulation Development; a billionaire school-vouch- at rallies while not making time for inteler champion to run the Department of ligence briefings. This, quite simply, is going to be an Education; and, best of all, a conspiracy theorist, fake-news spreader and famous ugly four years. But beyond the presidentelect’s many ethical quandaries and his Islamophobe as national security adviser. rogues’ gallery of top aides, even beyond It gets better. Consider just some of his actions, too: his propensity toward ill-considered tweets that could Twitter tantrums just as easily protargeting the casts voke a war as tank of Saturday Night a company’s stock, Live and Hamilton, WITH PAUL RYAN there’s a seemas well as the STEERING, THIS IS GOING ingly more benign New York Times; TO BE AN UGLY FOUR YEARS. thing that bothers baseless allegaTRUMP, A NEOPHYTE WITH me. That is: Given tions that Hillary NO DISCERNIBLE POLICY Trump’s political Clinton only won AGENDA, WILL GO ALONG inexperience, fiscal the popular vote FOR THE RIDE. policy is going to be because of fraud; almost entirely set an Orwellian rant calling it “unfair” by House Speaker that “professionPaul Ryan and his al protesters, incited by the media,” had merry band of tea partiers, who seem taken to the streets after his election; willing to tolerate no small amount of disallowing protests on the National Mall nonsense from 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. so in the weeks surrounding his inaugura- long as they’re able to shred the safety net. tion; an authoritarian threat to revoke What does that mean? A trillion-dolthe citizenship of those who burn the lar tax cut tilted toward the rich, for flag; maintaining his executive producer sure. The repeal of Obamacare and the credit on NBC’s Celebrity Apprentice, for scrapping of the Medicaid expansion, too. which he’ll collect at least $10,000 per Also, the privatization of Medicare, Social episode, even though NBC’s news divi- Security cuts and new restrictions on food ●

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stamps and housing assistance for the poor. These are things that have all long been part of Ryan’s budgetary plans. Expect attacks on LGBT and reproductive rights, on public schools and worker protections, not to mention the looming peril to civil liberties and voting rights, especially in the wake of a future terrorist attack. Trump, the neophyte who – other than building a wall (which won’t happen), massive tariffs on outsourcers (also not happening) and making America great again (eye roll) – has no discernible policy agenda, will go along for the ride. All of which is to say, this is a time for resistance – for informed dissent, for loud, aggressive, unrelenting resistance, a resistance that pushes back against the tide of willful ignorance that empowers Trumpism. To wit: According to Public Policy Polling, two-thirds of Trump voters believe that Trump won the popular vote (he lost by more than 2.5 million votes), that the stock market went down under President Obama (it tripled), and that unemployment increased under Obama (it fell by more than half ). Speaking of PPP, Tom Jensen, the North Carolina-based firm’s director, wrote last week about why, in an otherwise good year for N.C. Republicans, the state’s governor lost his re-election bid and what that can tell us about how to fight Trump. And it boils down to this: From the outset of Gov. Pat McCrory’s administration, the left was there, protesting, demonstrating, fighting like hell to tie every unpopular policy around his neck. “Push back hard from day one,” Jensen wrote. “Be visible. Capture the public’s attention, no matter what you have to do to do it.” In this, our winter of discontent, let’s take those words to heart. @jeffreybillman on Twitter feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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en Sandwich is a prolific DIY comic/zine author and illustrator based in South Florida. Her mostly autobiographical works are populated with anthropomorphic cats and rabbits and deftly mix the heart-rending and the hilarious. (See more of her work at jensandwich.squarespace.com.) In honor of the rapidly approaching holidays, this week we bring you one of Sandwich’s Christmas memories. Orlando Weekly: What was the first comic you really loved? Jen Sandwich: The first comic I really

loved when I was a teenager was Love & Rockets. It just totally changed the perception I’d had of what a comic could be.

How long have you been creating?

I’ve been putting out zines for 30 years, with maybe three gaps of a few years in between issues. I just made a list and came up with 40 titles, not counting the ones I did when I was a kid. I can’t remember how many of those issues and little one-off booklets I did back then – maybe 10 or 15? Would you talk a little about your working methods?

When I do comics, I write and sketch in a comp book first. Most of the time I just write everything out but sometimes I storyboard as I go. Usually the second I finish writing everything for an issue I start penciling; I try to keep a good momentum going. After I pencil everything I ink all the lettering and then the largest objects first. If you work large to

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small, focusing on the finer details last, it’s like you’re knocking off all the lowhanging fruit first and it just seems to go a lot smoother that way. Do you have any quirky holiday traditions?

I don’t think any of our holiday traditions are quirky. My parents and I drive around looking at lights and then we open presents from one another and eat snacks for dinner. It’s pretty low-key. I used to go home afterward and get drunk with my cats and mess around with all my new stuff, but I don’t drink anymore so now it’s even more low-key. Is this story autobiographical?

All of my comics are autobiographical fiction. So the people are real, and the events occurred, but sometimes details are changed and most of the time dialogue is created to fit into a cohesive narrative. In this story, most of what happened was true to life, but in real life I had met those grandparents I think once before that I could recall. I at least knew that that grandmother existed. We also had gone to my grandpa’s farm at some point during that trip, but the rest of the story pretty much happened the way it’s written. When I’m writing comics I try to write how things felt. That’s what always stands out to me the most from memories of childhood – the way everything felt more than the way everything looked. So while the details sometimes differ, the fictional accounts always convey the same feelings that I’d had when it was first happening to me. arts@orlandoweekly.com

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Since the last installment of Culture2Go, we’ve learned of the imminent departures of several important Orlando arts leaders. —George Wallace, executive director of the Orlando Fringe, announced his resignation, effective Feb. 28, 2017. He’ll be relocating to Indianapolis to assume the newly created position of associate director of IndyFringe. Wallace began his career with the Orlando Fringe as a volunteer in 2002 under former festival producer Beth Marshall, and served as volunteer coordinator, director of operations and general manager before being promoted in 2014. Wallace says, “I’m looking forward to new challenges ... and finally I’ll be able to wear scarves. And boots.” You can bid him farewell at January’s Fringe Winter Mini-Fest, featuring 20plus fan favorites from last May’s festival.

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—Andrea Bailey Cox, CEO of the Art & History Museums – Maitland has resigned, effective Dec. 19, and will relocate to Knoxville, Tennessee, to head the Aslan Foundation. Bailey Cox oversaw the consolidation of the Maitland Art Center and the Maitland Historical Society, revived the center’s artist-in-residence program, launched the Art31 festival, and helped the Andre Smith– designed complex become Central Florida’s first National Historic Landmark. A&H’s director of marketing, Rae Ward, will serve as interim director.

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—Just weeks after Benoit Glazer announced that Jan. 13 would be his final performance with Cirque du Soleil’s La Nouba, the conductor and trumpeter was seriously injured in a Thanksgiving weekend fall. According to the official Facebook page for Timucua White House, the arts venue operated out of his home, Glazer is recuperating from surgery after fracturing his skull, wrist and three ribs. Timucua’s holiday concerts will continue as scheduled; visit timucua.com for further updates.

NOW PLAYING A Christmas Carol: The Musical, through Dec. 18 at Athens Theatre … Pygmalion, through Dec. 18 at Mad Cow … Wanzie’s Barely Respectable Christmas Curiosity, through Dec. 18 at the Abbey … An American in Paris, through Dec. 18 at Dr. Phillips Center … Varietease: Winter Blue, through Dec. 19 at the Venue … It Was a Very Good Yule: A Holiday Cabaret, through Dec. 23 at Mad Cow… Spotlight Cabaret: Cami Miller, Dec. 14-15 at Winter Park Playhouse … Bay Street Players present Annie Jr., Dec. 15-18 at the Historic State Theatre … The Perfect Gift, Dec. 16-18, Dangerous Theatre … Out of the Apple Orchard, Dec. 19-22, at the Orlando Rep.

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BY SETH KUBERSKY STARBRIGHT HOLIDAYS | PHOTO COURTESY OF WALT DISNEY

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grumbling about Christmas calendar creep, but this season I dove head-first into the holidays with an early December Very Merrytime Disney Cruise. To many, the idea of seven days at sea with ugly sweater–clad mice must sound like the seventh level of hell. But from Dickens-esque caroling and storytime with Mrs. Claus to gingerbread house–building lessons and an endless loop of White Christmas on every stateroom TV, Disney’s holiday-themed cruises represented Mickey’s brand at its marvelously mawkish, manipulative, eyemoistening best. Of course, the sticker price on a Disney holiday cruise could make Scrooge McDuck cry uncle; ditto the Walt Disney World parks, which now increase the prices of single-day passes on peak days and block out days around the holidays for all but their priciest Platinum passholders. If you can afford a Christmas visit to the Magic Kingdom, Disney has invented new ways to extract additional dollars, exemplified by the $650 per day they are now asking for rental of a private “Kingdom Cabana” in Tomorrowland. Clustered outside Space Mountain like a futuristic favela, the eight-person tents come equipped with IKEA-esque furnishings and cell phone chargers. Perks like mouse ears, ice cream bars and reserved fireworks viewing are thrown in, but you could book a night in a monorail resort instead and have cash left over. Fortunately, this year there’s one spectacular seasonal Disney attraction that you don’t need to spend a dime to see. After two decades of drawing crowds to Disney’s Hollywood Studios, the Osborne Family Spectacle of Dancing Lights was retired, with much of the park facing the wrecking

Disney Springs celebrates its first Christmas with Starbright Holidays, a drone show sure to entice twinkle-light lovers ball for Star Wars Land. With a similar holiday display at Epcot also long since ended, twinkle light–loving guests were left without anything to ooh and ahh at. So in steps the newly completed Disney Springs, which is celebrating its first Christmas as the ex-Downtown Disney with free entertainment certain to entice those suffering from Osborne withdrawal. Since its late November debut, the Starbright Holidays drone show has been drawing hordes of visitors to Disney Springs’ usually underpopulated West Side. Developed in cooperation with Intel and directed by Michael Roddy, this gorgeous production uses a swarm of 300 volleyball-sized drones to create constellations of colored lights in the air above the shopping center’s waterfront. Like flickering fairies, the computer-controlled mini-copters form a spinning Christmas tree and the dove of peace, eliciting collective gasps as they sparkle in sync with a subtly Disneyfied soundtrack of classic carols. My only critique of Starbright Holidays is that, at barely five minutes long, it’s more of a tech demo than a fully developed performance, and several additional sequences seen during rehearsals are absent from the finished product. As entertaining as this experiment is, I can’t see it displacing

traditional fireworks until issues of battery life and GPS reliability are resolved. Similarly, DHS’s awkwardly named Jingle Bell, Jingle BAM! spectacle pared back the pyrotechnics, instead focusing on largescale video mapping (Disney’s best aside from Magic Kingdom’s new Once Upon a Time castle display), along with laser lights and faux snow. It’s a well-intended effort, but no digital effect can deliver the primitive punch of an old-fashioned explosive projectile. The drone show, which runs nightly through Jan. 8 at 7 p.m. and 8:30 p.m., has breathed new life into Disney Springs’ least updated area, normally best known as home to the aging DisneyQuest arcade, which only remains in operation because a deal for an NBA attraction stalled. Be prepared for the I-4 exit ramp into the complex’s new parking garages to back up in the evenings (aim for the surface lot behind Cirque du Soleil if possible), and expect to find masses mobbing the walkway behind Bongos Cuban Cafe angling for an ideal view. If you cherish elbow room, stay toward the House of Blues end of the canal, or consider visiting the Saratoga Springs hotel and watching the Starbright Holidays from across the waterway. However, if you are willing to brave the Christmas crowds, stick around afterward and explore the recently completed Town Center district. The former bus stop turned shopping strip, which resembles a charmless outlet mall by day, now becomes almost enchanting after dusk thanks to the addition of holiday lights and window decor. If you can confine your shopping to the window variety, an evening at Disney Springs is one of the best free holiday gifts to be found at Walt Disney World. skubersky@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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GRILLED CORN, CHICKEN RICE BOWL AND PORT CHESTER REVIVER COCKTAIL | PHOTO BY ROB BARTLETT

LIVING LA VIDA TACO

four of these delightful little pockets, we were duly impressed – even more so after downing one laid with perfectly grilled shrimp and pickled “banh mi” veggies. “This is like rich people’s Chipotle,” whispered my dining comrade as he sipped his stiff cocktail, and I could see his point Swish Dr. Phillips taquería keeps the vibe chill, but heats it after biting into a taco filled with soy-, sesup with Mexi-global street fare ame- and sriracha-marinated Angus ribeye topped with kimchi, and another of fried BY FAIYAZ KARA oysters in a classic remoulade. The latter, like the crispless falafel- and tzatziki-filled í, I was a bit bummed when the mentally whitewashing the restaurant’s taco, weren’t exactly my faves – the thick sauces lent a mealy texture, and the deliBarteca Restaurant Group opted strip-mall location. What I’m not a fan of, however, is the cate tortillas all but disintegrated under to trade tapas for tacos by moving Bartaco into the Marketplace at Dr. ordering process. Once seated, patrons are the weight. But apart from those, to use a tennis Phillips, not their Barcelona Wine Bar expected to pencil in selections on a menu & Restaurant concept, as was originally scorecard of sorts, then place the card in term, mis-hits, the kitchen appeared to be intended. Now I’m just bummed I don’t a holder on their table for a server to pick in the swing of things. Even kicked-up and live closer to the sprawling beach-themed up. Now if a server (like our exuberant and creamy guac ($5 small; $9 large) served knowledgeable one) is coming by the table with tostada shells made a faultless accomtaquería. Tennis fan that I am, I suppose Bartaco anyway, why not just save the whole waste- paniment, as did grilled corn ($2.50) rolled in lime, cayenne and cotija. had me the moment I entered and gan- ful card nonsense and have And I say this even after dered up at the towering mixed-media the server take your order? niblet juice splattered into artwork depicting such racqueteers An effort to play up Bartaco’s BARTACO my eye after biting into as Borg, McEnroe, Noah and Vilas, but casual mien, perhaps? Didn’t 7600 Dr. Phillips Blvd. the cob. Other sides, like the real aces here are Bartaco founders really make any sense to us. 407-801-8226 fresh pineapple with lime Andy Pforzheimer and Sasa Mahr-Batuz. Another peeve: The menu bartaco.com ($2.50) and spicy cucumThey twinkle-toed into the old Orlando doesn’t list descriptions, $$ ber salad ($2.50), made Ballet School space and opened their 12th but our palates, along with bold contrasts to meaty taquería “inspired by the beach culture of the help of our ever-present tacos. Brazil, Uruguay and Southern California,” waitress, helped fill those Things ended somewhat anticlimacticaland what an inviting and relaxing taquería gaps. Tacos ($2.50-$3.50 each) are the natit is, with signature white shiplapped walls, ural star attractions, and none more so than ly as neither postre – doughy churros ($7) sand and surf photographs, and blue-and- stellar duck confit smeared with tamarind with chocolate sauce, or more-sweet-thanwhite cushioned banquettes. Potted ferns glaze on a 4-inch corn tortilla. Yes, the tart Key lime pie in a jar ($6) – particularly and plants on the patio make a pleasing tacos are on the smaller side, but the little wowed, but it didn’t seem to matter. We left vegetative barrier between the restaurant bundles of rotisseried pork pastor, piquant content, plotting our eventual return. You and the busy parking lot, and accomplish Argentinean chorizo and spicy tempura- might say we left feeling, well, just beachy. the difficult task of creating ambience by battered cod pack a flavor wallop. After fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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OPENINGS The Sanctum Café will take over the adjacent space formerly occupied by Firefly Yoga. The café will remain open during the expansion process … Look for Meza Mediterranean Grill (from the same owner as Café Annie) to move into the old Loco Motion space in Baldwin Park … Casa Barcelona, a tapas joint, has opened in the former California Burrito Express building on East Colonial Drive … Earth Fare, a specialty organic and natural foods grocery store, will anchor Crescent Lucerne, a walkable mixed-use development planned for the corner of Orange Avenue and Gore Street … Reds Coffeehouse has opened in the old Maui Smoothie space in the Lake Mary Pointe plaza … Nalan Sultan Kitchen, serving Turkish cuisine, has opened at 3030 E. Semoran Blvd. in Apopka … Luke’s Kitchen & Bar, by Brandon McGlamery, has pushed back its opening to January … Reel Fish Coastal Kitchen + Bar will open in the former Ravenous Pig space in February … Snowbean Café, a dessert and coffee joint by Izziban Sushi & BBQ, is currently in soft opening mode. The café is situated next door to Izziban’s East Colonial Drive location. A grand opening is slated for Jan. 14. CLOSINGS Winter Park’s Daya, a restaurant serving “plant-based” cuisine, has closed after less than a year … After 12 years in Winter Park, Carlucci’s – inside the Kmart shopping plaza – has closed. NEWS/EVENTS Domu at East End Market will start serving brunch this Saturday and Sunday from 11:30 a.m. to 3 p.m., with bottomless boba mimosas and Bloody Marys … Orlando Date Night Discovery Club, a monthly subscription that gives members curated date nights around Orlando and Winter Park, has launched. Go to orlandodiscoveryclub.com for more … Free food events at the Orlando Public Library include Food 101: International Holiday Foods at 6:30 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 14, a discussion of the historic and social significance of foods used to celebrate holidays around the world; and Cuisine Corner: A Vegetarian Holiday at 6:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 20, with library staff showing guests how to prepare knockout vegetarian holiday meals … Maxine’s on Shine will host Bad Santa and the Angry Elves, the “badass one-of-akind punk-rock Christmas extravaganza,” Monday, Dec. 19, from 7-10 p.m. Cost is a $10 donation at the door.

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Frosty’s Christmastime Lounge 50 E. Central Blvd., 407-969-0911, frostys-orlando.com

Essay question: Why should I drink here? Only a Grinch would turn up his nose at Frosty’s, where you can drink under a soapy fake snowfall while gazing upon the most comprehensive collection of Christmas memorabilia outside of your Aunt Carol’s garage. A Charlie Brown Christmas on the TV screens, Bing Crosby warbling in your ear, Rudolph’s red nose blinking at you under the Christmas countdown clock … sure, it’s all seasonally appropriate right now, but trust us, in the dog days of summer you’ll enjoy this icy-cool theme even more. And the craft cocktail-inspired snow cones (Aviation, tequila-thyme, roasted coconut rum) won’t go amiss either.

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Bathrooms: nightmare or not bad?

After work or after hours? After

Ladies’ is not actively horrible, but a bit whiffy. Heard not-great things about the men’s room.

hours is when the Christmas spirit gets cranking.

Beer/wine or liquor too? Liquor too. Check all that apply: fancy cocktails make ’em strong and keep ’em coming wine list (5 choices or more) craft beer beer: the usual suspects wide selection of bottles/cans (more than 12) wide selection on tap (more than 12)

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Games? Check all that apply: pinball

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EARLS KITCHEN + BAR

As in other cities, Canadian import Earls Kitchen + Bar “unchains the chain” with way-cool interior design, and that verve finds its way into the kitchen as well, with a menu of global greatest hits ranging from bibimbap to poke and chimichurri steak to Cajun chicken. English sticky toffee pudding makes a great ending (just ask for more toffee sauce), while an above-average cocktail program keeps it interesting on the libationary front. Open daily (until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays). 4200 Conroy Road, 407-345-8260; $$

TENNESSEE TRUFFLE

Southern fare and French technique fuse at chef-owner Nat Russell’s downhome Sanford resto. His biscuits and gravy might be the best in Central Florida, and the same could be said of his maque-choux and creamed corn. Biscuit sandwiches, like the BLT and chicken salad, are wholly satisfying, though be wary of palate-shreddingly firm biscuits. A scoop of house-made ice cream (brown butter and buttered popcorn, specifically) is the way to end. Breakfast and lunch only. Closed Sundays and Mondays. 125 W. First St., Sanford, 407-942-3977; $

TEAK NEIGHBORHOOD GRILL

This chill MetroWest hang developed a loyal following for its hefty half-pound burgers and craft brews, and it’s no wonder. Purists can indulge in the “Plain Jane” with American cheese, Bibb lettuce and tomato on a brioche bun, while braver souls can feel the heat with the peppery “Wholey Hell!!!”. There’s even a donut burger for heart haters. Open daily until 2 a.m. 6400 Time Square Ave., 407-313-5111; $$

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focusing on the flora and fauna of the Sunshine State, like dumplings filled with mousse of spiny lobster and rock shrimp in a country ham dashi. Pan-roasted duck breast with mole poblano is staggeringly good, as is whole Cape Canaveral white shrimp, Anson Mills grits and a fosse of spiced ’nduja vinaigrette and ramp butter spiked with pickled gooseberries. The tres leches popsicle is poetry on a plate. Closed Mondays. 142 E. Fourth Ave., Mount Dora, 352-385-1921; $$$$

FRONTERA COCINA

Rick Bayless’s Disney Springs concept is, no surprise, a family-friendly affair with a safe offering of well-executed Mexican dishes, not least of which is the tortilla soup with red chile chicken broth. Vegetarians ought to sample tostadas heaped with grilled zucchini and strips of poblano rajas, while meat-eaters will relish every bite of the cochinita pibil torta (think Mexican hoagie). For dessert, give the fried plantains with ice cream and cajeta a go. 1604 E. Buena Vista Drive, Lake Buena Vista, 407-560-9197; $$$

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Affordable pho, rice bowls and noodle bowls makes this small, trendy eatery a bastion of collegians attending UCF and Full Sail. Fair warning: The place can get packed pretty quickly, but if you snag a table, take advantage and order the oversized “king pho” bowl with as beefy a broth as you’ll ever slurp. While bao and spring rolls are serviceable, the rice bowl with crispy tofu and the banh mi are surefire options. 7581 University Blvd., Winter Park, 407-636-6069; $

DOVECOTE

It’s hard to find a clunker on this downtown brasserie’s menu of approachable French cuisine, whether you’re downing starters like French onion soup (a specialty), tomato-water risotto or Vietnamese seafood stew, or entrees like steak frites, moules frites or vermouth-braised pork cheeks. Partake in their progressive cocktail program, or enjoy one of the many French wines offered by the glass. 390 N. Orange Ave., 407-930-1700; $$$$

PIZZA BRUNO

Arguably Orlando’s most popular and buzzed-about pizzeria entices with “neoNeapolitan” pies: fermented dough and creative flavor combinations fired in a Ferrarired Pavesi oven (it’s a beaut). Traditionalists can have a field day here, for sure, but the adventurous can employ such ingredients as hot honey, charred peaches, blueberries, maple syrup and the like on their fast-blistered pizzas. Garlic knots with “too much garlic” are practically a must – enjoy them with the ricotta meatballs prior to pieeating. Online ordering was just added for those who’d rather not eat in. 3990 Curry Ford Road, 407-906-8547; $$ n

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Not a Christmas movie

From Here to Eternity Presentation from Turner

Classic Movies of the acclaimed film about life on a military base in Hawaii just before the bombing of Pearl Harbor. Wednesday 2 & 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; 855-473-4612; fathomevents.com. Holiday Movie Night: Die Hard A screening of a marginally holiday-related action movie and a tapping of Central 28’s El Bulli Imperial Stout. Tuesday 8 pm; GB’s Bottle Shop, 531 Virginia Drive; free; 407-634-0110; gbbottleshop.com. EMMA STONE AND RYAN GOSLING | PHOTO COURTSEY OF SUMMIT

L.A. CONFIDENTIAL partnership with his friend Keith (an outof-place John Legend). But by that time, the film has built up enough charm to coast its way toward one of the best endings of the decade: a jaw-dropping, metatheatrical beautiful contrivance. And, at least for the collage of music, art, dance and emotional first act, it’s all bee’s knees – with tunes! longing that would have made even Gene But then the music fades, figuratively and Kelly jealous. Gosling and Stone have predictably literally, and our lovebirds fly straight into the face of reality – and modernity – as they wonderful chemistry. This is, after all, must choose between their relationship their third film together. They also have decent-enough voices to make one forget and their careers. In his last film, Whiplash, Chazelle used that Justin Hurwitz’s music is substanmusic as punctuation, but in this one, he tially inferior to the classic musicals the promotes it to conjugation. La La Land film references. But when dazzled by the opens with “Another Day of Sun,” in film’s originality and happily blinded by its hues of blues, reds and which hundreds of drivyellows, my primary color ers stuck in a real (little, LA LA LAND was not disappointment, if any, CGI) traffic jam opens Friday, Dec. 16 but delight. celebrate, in song, arguExplaining the fracably the two most iconic tured psyche of their Los Angeles attributes: city, Sebastian tells Mia, ever-present sunshine “That’s L.A.: They worship and never-ending freeway gridlock. Other musical numbers follow, everything, and they value nothing.” That’s some just as memorable (“City of Stars” not true for La La Land, though, which and “The Fools Who Dream”), some not worships and values – and even loves – (the slightly too cute “A Lovely Night”), Hollywood, flaws and all. And despite the until the second half when, frankly, the movie’s shortcomings, that love is infecfilm turns a bit dull, has trouble juggling tious enough to land La La on the list of the genres and is burdened with poor pacing top 10 movies of the year. and a subplot involving Sebastian’s musical film@orlandoweekly.com

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verything old is new again,” Peter Allen wrote (and sang). But if he had seen La La Land, he might have omitted the word “again,” for never have the glory days of Hollywood been reimagined quite like they are in the new film by writer-director Damien Chazelle. La La Land is part musical fantasy, part romantic dramedy and part homage to such classics as Singin’ in the Rain, Rebel Without a Cause and An American in Paris, but it’s also the tale of two very real people with very real, 21st-century L.A. problems. Sebastian (Ryan Gosling) is a jazz pianist stuck banging out Christmas ditties to unappreciative gourmands while longing to open his own club and revive an art form that’s more endangered than Southern Californian modesty. In short, he longs for something real. Into his life meanders Mia (Emma Stone), another frustrated California dreamer who works as a Warner Bros. Studio backlot barista by day and receives rejections from casting directors by twilight. That they meet and fall in love is not so much real-life serendipity as

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A Madea Christmas Part of the Orlando Public Library’s Winter Film Festival. Friday 11 am-1 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Music Mondays: We Are X A documentary about X, the Japanese stadium metal band, not the seminal LA art-punk band. Monday 9:30 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Nocturnal Animals Tom Ford’s haunting romantic thriller of shocking intimacy and gripping tension explores the thin line between love and cruelty. Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $11; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Peanut Butter Matinee: The Wizard of Oz Do you really need a description? It’s probably the most widely seen movie of all time. Sunday noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $8; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Rare Exports Modern Christmas classic about a Finnish boy who learns the true story behind Santa and his elves. Saturday 1 pm; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Star Wars: Full Circle Free screening of a documentary feature about the Star Wars cultural phenomenon. Saturday 8 pm; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com.

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

BY STE V E S C H N E I D E R NOW PLAYING: Collateral Beauty When a movie’s credit lines

include “Helen Mirren as Death” and “Keira Knightley as Love,” you usually want to sit up and take notice – that is, if you hope to someday win the Jeopardy category “Hollywood Fiascos.” Will Smith is obviously hoping for better from his latest self-improvement parable, in which a bereaved fella sends impassioned letters to the universe at large, only for the universe to respond. (Christ, I can’t even get Gmail to work properly.) Smith is citing the loss of his father during the production process as a major contributor to his performance, which means if the movie tanks, he’s a shoo-in for the next season of Dancing With the Stars. If it’s a hit, look for a Disney Channel spinoff, Kids’ Letters to Death. (PG-13) Rogue One: A Star Wars Story I recently became a commenter on a site that reassesses science fiction films and TV shows of the last century. (Don’t ask.) The folks who run the site are big producers of corporate tie-in fiction – the kind of quickie novels Harlan Ellison once described as belonging to the “Spock Pops a Zit” school. So of course these guys are obsessed with the idea of “continuity,” which means combing through every line of dialogue in 50-year-old teleplays to make them conform not only to one another, but also to the innumerable offshoot films and series they have since inspired. I mention this because Disney’s new generation of Star Wars flicks has engendered all manner of handwringing on the part of obsessive fanboys who are simply devastated that said flicks are rendering piles of video games and animated series “non-canonical.” Faced with that sort of profound disillusionment, it’s hard to introduce an alternate viewpoint – like, say, NOBODY CARES. So remember to be gentle when you

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check out Rogue One this week, and you hear the muffled sobbing of those who know none of this could have happened because Grand Moff Tarkin never wore a turtleneck. (PG-13) ALSO PLAYING: All We Had For her directorial debut, Katie Holmes has cast herself as a single mother struggling to keep herself and her teenage daughter afloat in the aftermath of the great economic collapse of 2008. The film has received an extremely limited release and lukewarm reviews; meanwhile, Tom Cruise is getting ready to meet the Mummy. That Scientology, it really sets you up. (NR) The Bounce-Back A self-styled relationship expert falls hard for a TV therapist who can see right through his bullshit. In the picture’s heartwarming conclusion, they both realize it’s Shelley Duvall who has the real problems. (PG-13) Menorca Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A

soccer mom bonds with her son by helping him return his pet rock to its purported home of Spain. See, if they had taken it back to Capistrano, that would have been too much to swallow. (NR) My Ex-Ex A woman’s attempt to rekindle an

old relationship with the help of a psychic goes awry when she fails to specify just which ex she’s talking about. Tramp! (NR) Sadie’s Last Days on Earth Quirks abound as a Canadian high-school senior becomes convinced the world will end on Dec. 21, and goes about setting her personal affairs in order accordingly. Silly Canuck: Everybody knows it’s going to be Jan. 20. (NR)

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A droolworthy selection of designer goods, vintage finds and gently used accessories makes Dechoes the kind of place you stop at on the regular to hunt for clothing bargains. Unlike a lot of resale stores, Dechoes has an upscale but edgy vibe, so you never have to feel like you’re slumming it when you shop here.

Gods & Monsters offers whatever you’re looking for in terms of action figures, statues and collected editions of your favorite comics. Themed tabletop gaming booths – some sci-fi themed and decked out in faux metal branded with Weyland-Yutani logos, others looking like the VIP booth at a Westerosi tavern – invite you to step in, sit down and start a session of your favorite game or try out a new one for free.

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KNIFE HITS | PHOTO BY LIV JONSE

MEMORY OF A SCREEEEEEEE FESTIVAL A new local DIY fest offers up all the varying flavors of Southern heaviness BY MATTHEW MOYER

usic festivals are multiplying quickly in Florida these days. There’s a new upstart joining their ranks this very weekend, but the inaugural Florida Is Loud event aims to fuck with your preconceptions of what a “fest” is and can be, both sonically and logistically. Grassroots-organized and free of cynical branding or even more cynical curation strategies, FIL aims to show off all the various hues of Florida’s heavy underground (which is going pretty strong at this moment), from the unhinged punk of Nunhex, to Worsen’s blackened d-beat, to sludge fuckers Holly Hunt; representing the City Beautiful, you’ve got Autarx, Burn to Learn, Acid Baptism, Ad Nauseum and Deformed, among so many more. Taking place at Uncle Lou’s and Will’s Pub over a packed Friday, Saturday and Sunday, with 32

upward of 30 bands playing, Florida Is Loud is somehow being headed up by just one person: metal musician and DIY booker Glenn Ritchey. Speaking to Ritchey just over a week before the event, he seems almost eerily calm about what he’s about to undertake, still approaching the whole event with enthusiasm and the requisite self-deprecation. “Calling Florida Is Loud a fest was mildly tongue-in-cheek,” he shrugs. “Frankly, I just wanted to see my friends’ bands in one room over one weekend.” What was initially intended as just a long weekend at Uncle Lou’s hosting fellow road buddies and noise-mongers whose paths Ritchey had crossed playing in either Ad Nauseum, Wrapped in Pale or Deformed quickly grew into something much bigger. Ritchey marvels, “I underestimated

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Florida’s interconnectivity. … I had my ini- fans – ready to take a leap of faith on tial list and started contacting people I something completely new, especially knew about the idea of the fest. Before I when the very concept of a festival can knew it, I was being contacted by bands that have negative baggage in the underground: weren’t in my immediate network. It was a too big, too corporate. Ritchey agrees, “I’m not much of a fessnowball effect.” These grassroots connections not only led to a phalanx of Florida’s tival person to begin with. I have a deep finest agreeing to play, but Nashville grind- appreciation for the idea of music festiers Yautja and hotly tipped hardcore band vals [but] … I don’t really enjoy standing around for hours at a Knife Hits signed on too. time in crowds.” And This is big. FLORIDA IS LOUD FEST though we feel weird Ritchey is quick to Friday-Sunday, Dec. 16-18 even pointing this out, acknowledge assistance Uncle Lou’s, 1016 N. Mills Ave. Ritchey’s summation of received as the fest Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. his ultimate motivations expanded out to Will’s $15-$18 for this event is defiPub for a Saturday night nitely in keeping with show. “Peter Olen of the spirit of the holiday Endoxa Booking has been very helpful with some crucial things, such season. “There are bands on this who are as booking Will’s Pub, getting the pre-sale playing their first show, coming home to tickets in motion and offering advice on see old friends, and even playing Orlando how to operate something of this mag- for the first time,” he enthuses. “That idea is nitude.” It’s refreshing to see continued all the inspiration I needed, really.” When asked for some recommendations collaboration and resource sharing on the DIY show promotion level. Ritchey credits for weekend viewing, Ritchey heaps praise the DIY mindset as instrumental in all of on the hazy electro-pop of Harsh Radish his various creative endeavors: “There’s a and the debuting “grindcore supergroup” sense of urgency and purposefulness rooted Petrichor, before stating, “In my opinion [all in the DIY creative mindset that I have a of ] these bands are some of the best that the deep admiration for. I believe that the DIY state has to offer, past and present.” See you next year? Ritchey is oddly optiattitude helps an individual to grow cremistic for someone who titled a song “Futile atively, and personally.” With no precedent for this particular Noise”: “I don’t think it’s absurd to think event to look back to, it’s heartening to that this could happen again next year.” see everyone involved – promoters, bands, mmoyer@orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Whiskey Wonderland A holiday bash thrown by local music site Shows I Go To, with live sets from Slumberjack, the States and Liveways and a screening of SIGT’s new documentary(!). 8 p.m. Wednesday, Dec. 14, at Will’s Pub, $8

Guaco Venezualan gaita/salsa pioneers have been making music since the Beatles were a thing; the faces have changed but the beat goes on.

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SILVER AND GOLD

7 p.m. Thursday, Dec. 15, at House of Blues,

rockers to touch Christmas. I understand why. When you think of Christmas music, you’re dealing with history. There’s Mendelssohn, Beethoven and Irving Berlin.” TSO formed in 1996 out of Tarpon Springs metal band Savatage and started touring three years later, connecting with Who are Trans-Siberian Orchestra and how did they become fans by releasing a series of rock operas, an even bigger deal than a certain North Pole dweller? such as 1996’s Christmas Eve and Other BY ED CONDRAN Stories, 1998’s The Christmas Attic and 2004’s The Lost Christmas Eve. More than aul O’Neill is usually not in the and the ghosts and spirits in the venue 10 million albums have been sold. “We city where his Trans-Siberian turn her life around. That sets the stage were very fortunate since we had so much Orchestra performs, but the com- for a dramatic, spirited holiday show support from our label [Atlantic/Lava] poser and mastermind of the biggest and designed for all ages. The concert, which when we started out,” O’Neill says. “I don’t most successful Christmas rock tour of the debuted last year, features pyro to burn know if we’d be here today without that century will be in Orlando when his high and robotic arms that enable the musi- unwavering initial support.” Letters From the Labyrinth is TSO’s latenergy prog-rock act delivers a hometown cians to travel over the fans on the floor. “We try to give the audience something est and first album since 2009’s Night show Saturday at the Amway Center. Florida doesn’t scream Christmas like to remember,” O’Neill says. “We try to Castle. “It was time to make more music,” the composer-entrepreneur’s native New give them a reason to come back every O’Neill says. “The fans wanted another York, but if O’Neill has his druthers, he year.” What O’Neill and TSO deliver is a album and we did it. We worked so hard would rather be in the Sunshine State. “I good old-fashioned rock show, which has on this album. We tapped deeply into hislove where I live in Orlando,” O’Neill says, been missing for much of the last genera- tory for this one.” History has always been a fascination calling from his New York office. “I also tion. “Something has definitely changed love it in Tampa [where TSO is primar- over recent years,” O’Neill, who has pro- for O’Neill, who has been collecting hisily based]. … The creative end of TSO is duced music by Aerosmith, Humble Pie, torical artifacts for many years. “I have every letter from in Florida,” O’Neill says. “I believe that I AC/DC and Scorpions, Thomas Edison to his says. “There has been a think better in Florida.” TRANS-SIBERIAN tool and die guy about After Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s annual shift in the way people ORCHESTRA how to build the first Christmas tour ended in January of 2015, are entertained in con3:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., record player,” O’Neill O’Neill pondered what he could do to certs. But we do it like it Saturday, Dec. 17 says. “I have a lot of letentertain TSO fans. “I was thinking about was once done.” Amway Center, 400 W. Church St. ters from Lincoln, from It’s been working what we could do differently. One of my amwaycenter.com Churchill, from Oscar Trans-Siberian managers said, ‘You know, you’ve never for $42-$73 Wilde. I tell my daughdone The Ghosts of Christmas Eve.’ I said, Orchestra, which is ter we don’t own these. ‘Wow, you’re right. Maybe that’s what we basically a two-month annual tour. Nearly a million fans caught We’re just the caretakers for the next gencan do for this tour.’” The Ghosts of Christmas Eve was a the last tour, which grossed $51 million eration. It’s inspirational. History inspires 1999 Fox Family TV movie showcasing in 52 days. “We do well but it’s not easy,” these albums. History is a powerful thing, TSO music. The protagonist is a runaway O’Neill says. “I never envisioned it would which inspires powerful music and amazwho breaks into a vaudeville theater on ever get this big when we started out. ing shows.” Christmas Eve. A caretaker discovers her First off, there has been a reluctance for music@orlandoweekly.com

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Orlando Is Loud Pregame for the weekend’s Florida Is Loud festivities with this warm-up show featuring Harsh Radish, Autarx and Crit. 7 p.m. Friday, Dec. 16, at Uncle Lou’s, donations accepted

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Army” by fans, this pioneering Southern rock group has reconfigured and returned for one more shot. 7 p.m. Saturday, Dec. 17, at Plaza Live, $29.50-$125

Grandma Party It’s not just for shopping, you know. This all-day market at Stardust also features performances from local hot tickets like Tiger Fawn and Wet Nurse. 10 a.m. Sunday, Dec. 18, at Stardust Video & Coffee, free

Music Mondays: We Are X Not strictly live music, though it will be big and loud. This documentary on the rise, fall and rise of visual kei pioneers and Japanese superstars X Japan is not to be missed. 9:30 p.m. Monday, Dec. 19, at the Enzian, $8.50-$11

Groove Orient Jazz-rock fusion vibes like an unholy union of Booker T. and the MGs and Return to Forever. 10:30 p.m. Tuesday, Dec. 20, at Tanqueray’s, free ●

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BY B AO L E - H U U CAROL STEIN

WPRK just celebrated its 64th anniversary. The Rollins College station is the area’s truest embodiment of what the term “college radio” fully connotes. On the local FM band, it’s far to the left in heart and ethos. This student-powered beacon is a community cultural treasure as an expressive outlet for the area’s youth and the only radio voice for truly interesting music. That this constellation of portholes into alternative, obscure and even freaky sounds and perspectives exists amid a sea of corporate banality in terrestrial radio is laudable. That it’s done so for this long is amazing. That it exists here in our community is manna. Forever stay you, WPRK. And get pumped now because next week will be TLU’s annual Undie Awards.

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The holiday season is upon us and, man, the spirit is needed like never before. With a high-water-mark year of death and despair, we could all use a concentrated dose of escapism right now. That’s exactly what brought me out to see a performance of Nat King Cole songs and classic chansons françaises by Michelet Innocent (Dec. 4, Timucua White House). Unfortunately, Monsieur Innocent was a mysterious no-show. Most of the time, chance takes the form of vexing mishaps like this one seemed destined to be. Once in a while, however, it turns out some fortune. This night, it was a diamond named Carol Stein. When she walked into the White House, she, too, had the same plans as me: to take in a

Carol Stein took a freefalling plane of a night and commandeered Timucua’s house piano like Sully Sullenberger to bring it down to a triumphant and life-affirming landing.

nice show. But everything took a defining swerve when Timucua founder Benoit Glazer asked her to fill in for the missing artist at the last minute. That Hail Mary move would prove to be a major clutch play. Given the circumstance, Stein deserved a grading curve due to both her inability to prepare and her totally game attitude. But she needed no such charity. What the pianist-singer did technically onstage was weave together jazz, classical, holiday music and standards into a complete hourlong program. But, emotionally, she took chaos and spun it into pure delight. The genius of her performance was that it connected us – to her, to each other – because, hell, we were very much all in the adventure together. It was that sort of night, and she lassoed the collective spontaneous energy of the room like a true showwoman. She even composed a song on the spot for a couple in the audience celebrating an anniversary, based on their life story. Your freestyle ain’t got shit on this.

Had I had the chance to do my homework on the artist that wound up onstage, I wouldn’t have been as surprised at how professional the performance was. Turns out, Carol Stein (carolstein.com) is indeed a pro – a studied and working musician who’s spent decades playing all over the world and currently holds entertainment residency at the Rose & Crown Pub in Epcot’s U.K. Pavilion. None of that, however, diminishes the magic of what she did here. She took a freefalling plane of a night and commandeered Timucua’s beautiful house piano like Sully Sullenberger to bring it down to a triumphant and life-affirming landing. Stein saved the day with such grace, skill and charisma that she was met with a howling standing O. And she didn’t even know she was gonna do it. Just as beautifully, Stein herself was glowing under the spotlight, drinking in every bit of the extraordinarily, surprisingly special moment. It’s nice to live in a musical community where such talent just spills over. But speaking of heroic, you should know how much of a rock star Benoit Glazer is. A mere week prior, he was badly injured to the tune of fractured wrist, ribs and skull(!). That he allowed this public show to still go on in his home is gracious enough. But even in his fresh and delicate condition, the man persevered and hosted it … like… a… gangster. Not only that, but he also showed off his hard-core wounds onstage. Great to see you back on your feet again, Benoit, and maximum wishes for a full recovery. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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TWMT x TMD: Counterweight

Artborne Annual

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Forward-thinking young groups Time Waste Management (TWMT) and TMD have each been doing exciting things in the art and music scenes. Now, they’ve joined to synergize those forces and create an intriguing launch of a potentially extraordinary collaborative series, Counterweight. The audiovisual serial will give a stage to more ambient and cogitative forms of music and visual art. And instead of the usual nightclubs, Counterweight will seek alternative venues more conducive to this state of mind. For the inauguration, they’ve chosen the sanctuary at the decidedly non-rock Audubon Park Covenant Church. The featured acts are very notable Orlando musicians in new guises: Ubik is the ambient project of Fortune Howl brain Bryce Linde and Temperament is the drone vehicle for Ad Nauseum guitarist Glenn Ritchey. The featured visual artist is local filmmaker Kate Shults, who projects new video works created especially for this show. In concept, setting and talent, this livestreamed debut promises to be an immersive experience. And as with all TMD events, cover is only a dollar. – Bao Le-Huu with Ubik, Temperament, Kate Shults | 8 p.m. | Audubon Park Covenant Church, 3219 Chelsea St. | timewastemanagement.org | $1

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

As this hellscape of a year draws to a close, we want to take stock of the good things that happened, few and far between as they may have been. One of them was the arrival on the scene of Artborne, the local art magazine that, as we wrote in August, “we didn’t know we needed, but are so glad to welcome.” Now Artborne launches what they hope will be a tradition each year, the Artborne Annual show. This year work by seven artists featured in the magazine will be installed at the Gallery at Avalon Island – in the future, they hope to raise that to 12. With a degree of (unintentional, perhaps) modesty, publisher Jonathan Yubi told us, “Having the art in front of [you] is so much more appealing than print.” Whether you prefer your art in the flesh or as a movable feast between covers, this promises to be one of the best gallery shows of the year, with work by Lesley Silvia, Wanda Raimundi-Ortiz, Terri Witek and Matt Roberts, Hannah Spector and Jacob Bailes, Gary Bolding, Kyle, and Scott Scheidly. – Jessica Bryce Young opening 6-9 p.m. | through Jan. 14, 2017 | Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave. | facebook.com/artbornemagazine | free

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Orlando Zine Fest LITERARY

The tired trope that “print is dead” is, like, so over. Young, forwardlooking artists and writers know that there’s no more exciting way to put your work in someone’s brain than by putting it in their hands. And if you aren’t swayed by the artistic argument, think about this: Many of the most important philosophical and ethical battles in our nation's history, from the American Revolution to the Civil War to the fight for equal rights, have been fought via pamphlet or zine. So a visit to at least one of this weekend’s Zine Fest events would be more than worthwhile, citizen. From 2-5 p.m. Friday, the fest organizers host an afternoon of zine-making for young adults at the Orlando Public Library’s awardwinning Melrose Center; 1-5 p.m. Saturday finds more than 30 Floridian zinesters – spanning an incredible thematic and aesthetic range – selling their wares at Will’s Dirty Laundry Amphitheater and hosting a live, on-air reading broadcast on WPRK 91.5-FM. Sunday they troop over to hustle at the Grandma Party Bazaar. Print is alive and kicking, make no mistake. – Jessica Bryce Young 2-5 p.m. Friday, 1-5 p.m. Saturday, 10 a.m.-sunset Sunday | various locations | facebook.com/orlandozinefest | free (registration required for Friday workshop)

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Now a decade strong, the annual holiday soiree Sweater Fest mixes Christmas kitsch with serious sonic cred for one glorious night that just gets bigger and bigger in terms of taste and scope. This year’s event crams a whopping 17 distinct musical acts into the intimate confines of the Spacebar across all manner of musical genres; the place is gonna be packed to the gills like an only child’s overstuffed Christmas stocking. Some of the names that jumped out at us immediately include Gainesville’s DJ groove/noise master Ironing, the lush dark psych of Sarasota’s Pleasures, Fiona’s outsider R&B jams, the infinite loop lullabies of Tiger Fawn, and RV’s downcast indie swoon alongside a host of worthies from all around the state. There’s something terribly endearing about bringing together likeminded creative people from all over Florida and jamming them into close quarters in an atmosphere of audio adventurism and seasonal revelry. Let’s not lose this feeling, OK? – Matthew Moyer with Pleasures, Case Work, Ironing, Tiger Fawn, Fiona, RV and more | 7 p.m. | Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St. | 407-228-0804 | facebook.com/spacebarorlando | $10

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AKC National Championship

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Aside from smelling a little bit like mothballs, a grandma’s closet has always been a trove for one-of-a-kind knickknacks, like jewel-encrusted cat-eye sunglasses or a handmade seashell hair comb. Grandma Party Bazaar 2016 doesn’t have quite the same funky smell as your grandma’s closet, but it’s got local unique finds that make for a perfect gift this holiday. Organizers have picked Orlando’s best artists, makers and vintage dealers for one of the coolest shopping experiences in town. Vendors include Lollibean, Secret Society Goods, Gold Dust Weaving, Sweet Six Candy, Clay Curiosities, Etoile Boutique and many more. Besides the booths, there's live music, a silent aucPRINTED TOTE BY CHRIS KRETZER tion, a raffle (a portion of the auction and raffle proceeds will be donated to the Standing Rock Medic and Healer Council), and food and drinks. Bring some cash to this party and get there early for good parking, or better yet, hitch a ride-share with your grandma. – Monivette Cordeiro 10 a.m.-sunset | Stardust Video & Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road | 407-623-3393 | grandmapartybazaar.tumblr.com | free

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Dogs, as the old saying goes, are man’s best friend. But they’re also our most cherished genetically modified organism. Millennia of selective breeding has resulted in a rainbow of canine shapes, sizes and intrinsic behaviors. And throughout those thousands of years, the eternal question has persisted: “Who’s a good dog?” The AKC National Championship is an attempt to answer the question using a lot of rubrics and pageantry. During the day, dog enthusiasts can check out the breed-specific competitions, meet the breeds and check out a diving dog competition. The evening shows are more like what you see on television, with the Best in Group competitions and the illustrious Best in Show award. More than 400 different breeds in seven different categories trot around the ring to see which dog conforms best to an ideal standard. If that seems unfair to you, remember that the judging, though done by experts in the breeds, is entirely subjective. So if your opinion of who’s a good dog differs from the judges, don’t fret. Just go home, open the treat box and let your best friend know that they’re your pick for Best in Show. – Thaddeus McCollum 8 a.m.-4 p.m. (daytime judging), 5 p.m. (evening judging) Saturday-Sunday | Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive | akc.org | $10-$25

As local arts organizations get into the thick of the holiday season, with recent performances of the usual Christmas fare and the indefatigable Nutcracker, the smaller-scale but courageous Opera Orlando has its sights set on something different: Gian Carlo Menotti’s family-friendly short opera Amahl and the Night Visitors. Inspired by a Renaissance depiction of the Adoration of the Magi, the ItalianAmerican composer wrote the first opera ever commissioned for TV broadcast. “This is an opera for children because it tries to recapture my own childhood,” Menotti recounted in his notes for the original 1951 recording. “When I was a child I lived in Italy, and in Italy we have no Santa Claus. I suppose that Santa Claus is much too busy with American children to be able to handle Italian children as well. Our gifts were brought to us by the Three Kings, instead.” Amahl tells the story of a fateful encounter between a shepherd boy and the Three Wise Men as they follow the star to Bethlehem. Starring Dalton Joseph and Tyler Kreusch in the title role and Polish-American mezzo Ola Rafalo as the Mother, this production by Eric Pinder includes a collaboration with the Orlando Ballet for the two performances at the Pugh and a five-piece music ensemble conducted by Robin Jensen. With a story full of surprises, a memorable and tuneful score, and a miracle thrown in for good measure, Amahl and the Night Visitors is a fitting addition to Orlando’s holiday offerings. – Esteban Meneses 2 p.m. and 7 p.m. Sunday; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org, $65 | 2 p.m. Tuesday; Central Christian Church, 250 SW Ivanhoe Blvd.; operaorlando.org; $15

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CONCERTS/EVENTS The Devil’s Got Ahold of Me 9 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; contact for price; 407-270-9104. The Dewars, Room Thirteen, Bill Silver, Radicalized Youth 9 pm; Spacebar, 2428 E. Robinson St.; $5; 407-228-0804. Eugene Snowden’s Ten Pints of Truth 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Palisades, Blindwish, Artwork, Save The Fallen 6:30 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $12; 407-999-2570. [MUSIC] Matisyahu Sunday at House of Blues The Wailers 7 pm; The Beacham, 46 N. Orange Ave.; $25; 407-648-8363. PHOTO BY MARK SQUIRES

Whiskey Wonderland: Slumberjack, the States, Likeways, FoxForce005 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8. THURSDAY, DEC. 15

CONCERTS/EVENTS The Digs Vol. 2 9 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free. Emo Night Brooklyn 10 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570. Goatwhore 7 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15. Guaco 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $40$60; 407-934-2583. The Mellow Relics 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Otown Marco 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. 38

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CONCERTS/EVENTS 21 Savage 10 pm; ONO Nightclub, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $20$40; 407-701-9875. Armada, Axiom, NoSelf, Mekronium Lives, Inner Demons 6 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10.

Atlas Moon 9:30 pm-1 am; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171. A Brilliant Lie, Kasson, Elevators, We Could Be Heros 8 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570. The Groove Orient X-Mas Rager: Kaleigh Baker, the Southern Belles, Katie Burkess, Leisure Chief 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$12. Holiday Lobby Concert: Carl Dixon & Friends 7 pm; Hard Rock Hotel, Universal Orlando; $10$20; 407-503-7625. Infiltr8 Celebr8 Christmas Celebr8tion: Atnarko, Jeff Kash, Bryan J, Lola B., Skylar 10 pm; Sandwich Bar, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price; 407-421-1670. Live Holiday Concerts: Heaven & Earth 7-9 pm; Cranes Roost Park, 274

Cranes Roost Blvd., Altamonte Springs; free; 407-571-8863. Live Music at the Morse Museum 5-8 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311. Orlando Is Loud: Crit, Human, Autarx, Andean Shrine, Uh, Harsh Radish 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; free$15; 407-270-9104.

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CONCERTS/EVENTS Ab Flagman 8 pm; Wop’s Hops, 419 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; free; 407-878-7819. Abandon the Midwest, Dial Drive, Zap Dragon, Luvlost, Bubble Boys, Rocko English, Really Fast Horses 7 pm; Haven Lounge, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $10.

Point Point 10 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; 407-246-1419.

Any Way You Slice It: Chang, Ed Abisada, Huggy, Austen van der Bleek 10 pm; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; $5-$10 suggested donation.

Sonata Arctica 6:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27; 407-934-2583.

Bath Salt Zombies 7 pm-1 am; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; $5; 407-636-3171.

Young Thug, 21 Savage 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; SOLD OUT; 407-872-0066.

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Ho! Ho! Ho! Around the Hood

Ho! Ho! Ho! Around the Hood It’s the holiday version of our monthly booze walk around Ivanhoe Village. Pick up a cup and a map outside Santiago’s Bodega and get free samples of sangria, beer and cocktails at various stops throughout the neighborhood. Caroling entirely optional. 6-9 p.m. Wednesday; Santiago’s Bodega, 802 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; drinkaroundthehood.com

B.A.S.E.: Fire and Ice This edition of the Body Art Showcase and Exhibit features a wintry theme. So expect plenty of sexy White Walker-looking living canvases walking around. Load up on colored drinks at Drip’s Color Bar,

Bryan Ferry

but remember the schoolyard lesson that you

March 12 at Hard Rock Live

see with your eyes, not with your hands. 8 p.m. Thursday; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $5-$7; baseorlando.com

The Digs Vol. 2 Amateur DJs get their shot to spin next to the pros at this crate-digging event. Look through the collections of multiple vendors to add to your ever-growing vinyl collection, then sign up for a time slot to show off your skills. Keep an eye out for a live performance from SB the Anomoly & Temper3000. 9 p.m. Thursday; Vinyl Arts Bar, 75 E. Colonial Drive; free; vinylartsbar.com

A Very PBR X-Mas Feeling left out of all the holiday celebrating because you’re broke af? Don’t worry; not everyone thinks you’re a loser. Just your family. Your friends over at Will’s Dirty Laundry are making a special effort to include your cheap ass. Drink a bunch of PBR on the patio, but save your cans; you’ll be using them to help make an entire Christmas tree out of the empties. So it’s basically a Mills 50 version of A Charlie Brown Christmas. 10 p.m. Saturday; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org

The Roots, Dec. 29 at House of Blues Jello Biafra, Rev. Horton Heat, Dec. 31 at Will’s Pub Riff Raff, Jan. 13, 2017, at Backbooth Engelbert Humperdinck, Jan. 14, 2017, at Bob Carr Theater Henry Rollins, Jan. 15, 2017, at the Plaza Live Mike Doughty, Wheatus, Jan. 19, 2017, at the Social Kathleen Madigan, Jan. 21, 2017, at the Plaza Live

Richard Cheese & Lounge Against the Machine, Jan. 27, 2017, at the Beacham Billy Joel, Jan. 27, 2017, at Amway Center

Andrea Bocelli, Feb. 11, 2017, at Amway Center

Bryan Ferry, March 12, 2017, at Hard Rock Live

Dionne Warwick, Feb. 14, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Stevie Nicks & the Pretenders, March 21, 2017, at Amway Center

moe., Jan. 27, 2017, at the Plaza Live

The Piano Guys, Feb. 16, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Florida Georgia Line, Jan. 28, 2017, at Amway Center

Gaelic Storm, Feb. 17, 2017, at the Plaza Live

Billy Crystal, Feb. 1, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Colin Hay, Feb. 20, 2017, at the Plaza Live

Lily Tomlin, Feb. 4, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

AJR, Feb. 22, 2017, at the Social

St. Paul & the Broken Bones, March 23, 2017, at the Beacham The Menzingers, March 23-24, 2017, at the Social

Devendra Banhart, Feb. 24, 2017, at the Beacham

Nonpoint, Jan. 22, 2017, at House of Blues

Yonder Mountain String Band, G. Love and Special Sauce Feb. 8, 2017, at the Plaza Live

Run the Jewels, Jan. 23, 2017, at the Beacham

Carbon Leaf, Feb. 9, 2017, at the Social

Dropkick Murphys, March 8, 2017, at House of Blues

Reel Big Fish, AntiFlag, Jan. 25, 2017, at the Beacham

Excision, Feb. 10, 2017, at House of Blues

Norah Jones, March 8, 2017, at Bob Carr Theater

Atmosphere, Jan. 26, 2017, at the Beacham

Blind Pilot, Feb. 10, 2017, at the Beacham

You Blew It!, March 10-11, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Brian Wilson, March 27, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center Steve Miller Band, March 31, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center Flaming Lips, April 3, 2017, at House of Blues

Smokey Robinson, March 3, 2017, at the Dr. Phillips Center

Shovels & Rope, April 7, 2017, at the Beacham Ariana Grande, April 15, 2017, at Amway Center Red Hot Chili Peppers, April 26, 2017, at Amway Center

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Most of us are excited about Rogue One, the new prequel to A New Hope that comes out this Friday. But chances are you’re not nearly as excited as the members of SciFried. The local nerd rock outfit, famous for metal jams centered around sci-fi and gaming fandom, has created a Star Wars-themed set just for the occasion. In addition to some new tracks from the band, the audience gets to hear unique parodies and original compositions from a galaxy far, far away. (And hopefully a metal version of everyone’s favorite sex jam, “Cantina Band.”) Plus, there’s a Star Wars costume contest for all of the cosplayers and a raffle for prizes including Rogue One tickets (like everyone there won’t have seen it already), Star Wars collectibles and merch from everyone playing the party. As for us, we’ll just wear our custom “Luke Is Snoke” T-shirt and get ready to get yelled at by strangers. – Thaddeus McCollum with EyeQ, Jackson of Random Encounter, RoboRob | 7 p.m. | The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park | mygeekeasy.com | $5

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Vista; $49.50; 407-934-2583. Dizzlephunk’s Shoe & Sock Collection 10 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free. Flaw, Black Tent Revival, Kill the Sound, Armada, NoSelf, Apollo Electric, Rijua 6 pm; West End Trading Company, 202 S. Sanford Ave., Sanford; $13; 407-322-7475. Florida Is Loud Early Show: Vivian K, Violently High, Shadow Hunter, Arms, Forms 4 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5-$15; 407-270-9104. Florida Is Loud Late Show: Yautja, Knife Hits, Holly Hunt, Cave of Swimmers, Crud, Weltesser, Yashira, Ad Nauseum 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15.

Holidaze 7 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $10; 407-896-7365. The Legendary JC’s 9 pm; Dexter’s of Winter Park, 558 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-629-1150.

The Spill Canvas, Bastion, Set Off Sailing, Raising Cadence 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $13; 407-999-2570.

Monty Montgomery Neysmith, Keith & Tex, Control This!, The Duppies 8 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $15-$20; 407-246-1419.

Sweaterfest X: Pleasures, Case Work, Evil Virgins, Cosmic Roots Collective, Fiona, Ironing, Native Feel, Fayroy, Donkng, Luckily I’m the Hunter, DJ Mot, Blond Deejay, Blair Sound Design 6:30 pm; The Milk District Pavilion, 2432 E. Robinson St.; contact for price.

Music In The Library: Makeshift 2-3 pm; Chickasaw Library, 870 N. Chickasaw Trail; free; 407-835-7323.

Trans-Siberian Orchestra 3:30 & 8 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $42$73; 800-745-3000.

The Outlaws 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $29.50-$125; 407-228-1220.

What’s The Fuss? Podcast Presents The Punk Rock Show Bombshell’s Tavern, 5405 Edgewater Drive; $10; 407-730-3999.

Sci-Fried and Friends Star Wars Party 8 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-332-9636.

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Florida Is Loud: Nunhex, Wørsen, Gillian Carter, Nutcheck, Los Reyesz Bong Death, Deadmeat, Deformed, Burn to Learn, Acid Baptism, Petrichor 6 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $10-$15; 407-270-9104.

Back to the ‘80s Christmas Bash Noon-5 pm; Stardust Lounge, 431 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-839-0080.

John Lennon Tribute & Christmas Party Fundraiser 3 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $12-$15.

Caffiends, the Mermers, Vile Body, Clem McGillicutty & the Burnouts, the Palmettes, Corgi Feldman 2 pm; St. Matthew’s Tavern, 1300 N. Mills Ave.; free

Marty & Michiko Morell 7:30-9:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713.

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Wish for Xmas: Astari Nite, Shadow Reborn, Missfit Toys 8 pm; Orlando Brewing, 1301 Atlanta Ave.; free; 407-872-1117.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Noel: Classical Carols of Christmas 5 & 8 pm; a traditional retelling of the Nativity story by the CFCArts community choir and orchestra. College Park United Methodist Church, 644 W. Princeton St.; $10-$15; cfcarts.com.

Matisyahu 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

Xavier Wulf 6 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $15; 407-999-2570.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Orlando Opera: Amahl and the Night Visitors 2 & 7 pm; this family-friendly holiday production tells the story of a young and precocious crippled shepherd boy whose life changes forever when he sees an amazing star. Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $19-$65; drphillipscenter.org. Orlando Philharmonic: Peter and the Wolf Noon; free family-friendly concert featuring the famous Prokofiev score. Central Park, Winter Park, North Park Avenue and West Morse Boulevard, Winter Park; free; orlandophil.org. MONDAY, DEC. 19

CONCERTS/EVENTS Bad Santa and the Angry Elves 7 pm; Maxine’s on Shine, 337 N. Shine Ave.; $10 suggested donation; 407-674-6841. Marty & Michiko Morell 7:30-9:30 pm; Timucua White House, 2000 S. Summerlin Ave.; free; 407-595-2713. Open Mic Hip-Hop 9:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364. Peter Jong of Emerge 9 pm; 64 North, 64 N. Orange Ave.; free; 321-245-7730. Robotman 10 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Stand Up for the Get Down: A Standing Rock Benefit 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5 suggested donation. TUESDAY, DEC. 20

CONCERTS/EVENTS The Groove Orient 10:30 pm; Tanqueray’s, 100 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-649-8540. Ivadell, Henrietta, A Wolf in the City, Solaseria 7 pm; Backbooth, 37 W. Pine St.; $8; 407-999-2570. Singer-Songwriter Open Mic 7:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364.

OPERA/CLASSICAL Orlando Opera: Amahl and the Night Visitors 2 pm; opera that tells the story of a fateful encounter between a shepherd boy and the Three Wise Men on their way to bequeath gifts unto the baby Jesus. Central Christian Church, 250 W. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $15; operaorlando.org.

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[MUSIC] Palisades Wednesday at Backbooth

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A Charlie Brown Christmas The classic animated television special comes to life in this faithful stage adaptation. Fridays, 6 & 8 pm, Saturdays, 1, 3, 6 & 8 pm and Sundays, 2 & 4 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $12-$23; 407-8774736; gardentheatre.org. A Christmas Carol: The Musical Musical adapta-

tion of the Dickens classic. Wednesday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2:30 pm; Athens Theatre, 124 N. Florida Ave., DeLand; $23-$28; 386-7361500; athensdeland.com. Dickens By Candlelight Three actors portray the dozens of characters in A Christmas Carol. Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday-Monday, 2 pm; Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $40-50; 407-222-7669; dickensbycandlelight.com.

Margeson Theater, Lowndes Shakespeare Center, 812 E. Rollins St.; $13-$25; 407-4471700; orlandoshakes.org. Harry Connick Jr.’s The Happy Elf A new jazz musical about Eubie, the happiest elf in the North Pole, with a complete score written by Harry Connick Jr. Friday, 7 pm, SaturdaySunday, 2 & 5:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $14-$20; 407896-7365; orlandorep.com.

The Dinner Detective Interactive murder mystery dinner theater show. Saturday, 6 pm; Doubletree by Hilton Orlando Downtown, 60 S. Ivanhoe Blvd.; $59.95; thedinnerdetective.com.

It Was A Very Good Yule: A Holiday Cabaret Mad Cow’s annual holiday cabaret. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2:30 & 7:30 pm and Sunday, 2:30 & 4:30 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $15-$20; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com.

Every Christmas Story Ever Told (And Then Some!) What begins as an annual production of A Christmas Carol soon devolves into an irreverent look at several beloved holiday classics. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm, Tuesday, 7:30 pm;

Out of the Apple Orchard The story of a Jewish immigrant family in 1910 that moves from the Lower East Side of New York City to a hamlet in the Catskills. Monday-Tuesday, 7:30 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton

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St.; $20-$30; 407-437-4909; appletreeseries.com. The Perfect Gift Stacia hates the holidays and how they have become nothing more than a commercial excuse to find the perfect gift for everyone you know. On Christmas Eve she runs into Winter, a homeless friend she often shares lunch with. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Dangerous Theatre Sanford, 115 W. First St., Sanford; $20; 407-3586677; dangeroustheatre.com. Pygmalion George Bernard Shaw’s play about a professor who bets he can teach a peasant girl to pass for a duchess. Thursday-Saturday, 7 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Mad Cow Theatre, 54 W. Church St.; $16-$40; 407-297-8788; madcowtheatre.com. Spotlight Cabaret Series: Cami Miller A holiday cabaret in a style reminiscent of a Judy Garland special. WednesdayThursday, 6:30 pm; Winter Park Playhouse, 711-C Orange Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-6450145; winterparkplayhouse.org. Wanzie’s Barely Respectable Christmas Curiosity A unique hodgepodge of holiday comedy with the traditional yuletide sexually ambiguous violinist. Sunday, 7 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $18-$25; 407-7046261; abbeyorlando.com. The Winter Wonderettes The Wonderettes are four

multitalented girls entertaining at a holiday party. When Santa turns up missing, the girls use their ingenuity to save the day. Featuring great ’60s versions of holiday classics. Thursdays-Saturdays, 7:30 pm, Sundays, 2 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Highway 192, Kissimmee; $22; 407846-6257; osceolaarts.org.

COMEDY Comedy at the Caboose Open Mic. Hosted by Kimberly Burke. Thursdays, 8 pm; The Caboose, 1827 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-898-7733. Drunken Monkey Open Mic Comedy open mic. Fridays, 8 pm; Drunken Monkey Coffee Bar, 444 N. Bumby Ave.; free; 407-893-4994; drunkenmonkeycoffee.com. Hannibal Callens Standup. Thursday, 9 pm; Copper Rocket Pub, 106 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-636-3171; letsmakeitathing.com. Invasion! Christmas Carol The beloved holiday tale is performed with a twist: every night the audience votes on a character who invades the story. Thursday-Friday, 7:30 pm; SAK Comedy Lab, 29 S. Orange Ave.; $14-$17; 407-648-0001; sak.com. Jack’s Open Mic Comedy Night Open mic comedy night hosted by Myke Herlihy. Tuesdays, Thursdays, 9 pm; Jack’s Pub & Grub, 5494 Central Florida Parkway; free; 407-787-3886.

Jiggy Standup. Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $8; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Open Mic Comedy With Craig Norbert Comedy open mic for aspiring comedians. Sundays, 8 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Shit Sandwich Probably the best comedy showcase in town. Show up early to grab a good seat. Saturday, 9 pm; Bull and Bush, 2408 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-7546. Tom Rhodes Standup. Thursday, 7 pm, Friday, 6:30 & 9:45 pm, Saturday, 6 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 6 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $17; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

DANCE Bolshoi Ballet: The Nutcracker Screening of the Bolshoi Ballet’s 2014 production, captured live at the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow. Sunday, 2:15 pm; multiple locations; $19.27; fathomevents.com. Central Florida Ballet: The Nutcracker The Central Florida Ballet production is unique for its pyrotechnics, fiberoptic special effects and aerial acrobatics. Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orange County Convention Center, CONTINUED ON PAGE 46

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9800 International Drive; $24-$80; 407-849-9948. Miraculous A modern day dance retelling the biblical story of the birth of Jesus. Monday, 7 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $30; drphillipscenter.org. Russian Ballet Orlando: The Nutcracker Orlando’s Russian Ballet performs a classic holiday show. Tuesday, 7 pm; Calvary Assembly of God, 1199 Clay St., Winter Park; $15-$35; 407-644-1199; russianacademyofballet.com. Varietease: WinterBlue Holiday burlesque show from BlueStar’s acclaimed troupe. Friday-Saturday, 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $15-$25; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

ART OPENINGS/EVENTS Artborne Annual The works of Kyle, Gary Bolding and Matt Roberts with poems by Terri Witek, Lesley Silvia, Wanda Raimundi-Ortiz, Scott Scheidly, and the collaborative works of Hannah Spector & Jacob Bailes. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm, through Jan. 14; The Gallery at Avalon Island, 39 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 850-461-0750. 46

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BASE: Fire & Ice Body painting showcase with a fire and ice theme. Thursday, 8 pm; DRIP, 8747 International Drive; $10; 347-855-3747; baseorlando.com. Pen and Ink A group show featuring pen and ink works from 24 artists. Opens Thursday, 6-10 pm, through Jan. 14; Redefine Gallery, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060. Raw Orlando: Holiday Rawk A gathering of more than 60 local artists, musicians and live performers. Wednesday, 7 pm; Venue 578, 578 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407872-0066; rawartists.org. Rogues & Rebels A Star Warsthemed art show and holiday party. Saturday, 11 am; Gods & Monsters, 5250 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com. Street Stories An exhibition featuring local artist Markus Rowntree including drawings, paintings and sculptures. Proceeds will go to Orlando’s Homeless Coalition. Opens Thursday, 6-9 pm, through Jan. 14; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-6487060; markusrowntree.com.

CONTINUING THIS WEEK The Art of Fellowship in Photography and Ceramics &

Sculpture Through Jan. 16, 2017; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. The Art of Jennifer Payne Through Jan. 13, 2017; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free; willspub.org. Celebrating 75 Years: Pathways of American Art Ongoing; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Christie Miga Through Dec. 31; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Contemporary Visions of Frantz Zéphirin: Haitian Mystic Through April 16, 2017; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $5; 407-647-6294. The Conversation Continues Through Jan. 1, 2017; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; omart.org. Curator Tour of Louis Comfort Tiffany’s Laurelton Hall Fridays, 7 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6455311; morsemuseum.org.

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Doug Safranek: Both Sides of the Bridge Through Jan. 8, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Ernest Trova: Visionary Through Jan. 8, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Francis Luis Mora: A Legacy Reconsidered Through Jan. 8, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand, 600 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. Friday Nights at the Morse Fridays.; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Getting the Water Right: The Culture and Politics of Water in the Everglades Through Feb. 4, 2017; Southeast Museum of

Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. Historic Threads Through Feb. 10, 2017; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. In the Light of Naples: The Art of Francesco de Mura Through Sunday; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. John Petrey | Derek Gores: Marking 40 Years of the Rotary Arts Festival Through Dec. 31; Art & History Museums - Maitland, 231 W. Packwood Ave., Maitland; $3; 407-539-2181. Natvar Bhavsar: The Dimension of Color Through Jan. 15, 2017; Museum of Art DeLand – Downtown, 100 N. Woodland Blvd., DeLand; $5; 386-7344371; moartdeland.org. North and South: Photographs of U.S. Route 1 Through Feb.

4, 2017; Southeast Museum of Photography, Daytona State College, Daytona Beach; free; 386-506-4475; smponline.org. POP! Art Show Through Dec. 31; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. Roger Ballen: In Retrospect – Snap Through Saturday; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free; snaporlando.com. Sanford Art Walk Saturday, 6-9 pm; Downtown Sanford, Sanford Avenue and First Street, Sanford; free; 407-3232774; sanfordartwalk.com. Selected Fine Art Faculty Exhibition Through Friday; Anita S. Wooten Gallery, 701 N. Econlockhatchee Trail; free; 407-582-2298; valenciacollege.edu. Small Things Considered Through Jan. 10, 2017; Arts on Douglas, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-428-1133.

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Spinning Yarn: Storytelling Through Southern Art Through Jan. 14, 2017; Crealdé School of Art, 600 St. Andrews Blvd., Winter Park; free; 407-671-1886; crealde.org. Susanna Richter Helman & Mark Helman: Weatherscapes Through Saturday; Alt_ Space Gallery, 123 Douglas St., New Smyrna Beach; free; 386-423-1753. Third Thursday Gallery Hop Thursday, 6 pm; CityArts Factory, 29 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-648-7060; cityartsfactory.com. This Side of Modernism: Twentieth-Century American and British Artists Through Sunday; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-6462526; cfam.rollins.edu. Three American Sculptors: Alice Aycock | Deborah Butterfield | Barbara Sorensen Through Jan. 8, 2017; Mennello Museum of American Art, 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-2464278; mennellomuseum.com. Two Regimes Through Jan. 6, 2017; Holocaust Memorial Resource and Education Center, 851 N. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-6280555; holocaustedu.org. You Are My Sunshine Ongoing; Art of Healing Gallery at Florida Hospital - Altamonte, 601 E. Altamonte Drive, Altamonte Springs; free; 407-303-5395; flhosp.com.

EVENTS AKC National Championship More than 400 breeds in seven different categories compete for Best in Breed, Best in Group and Best in Show. Saturday-Sunday, 8 am-4 pm & 5 pm; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $10-$25; 407-685-9800; akc.org. Art & Education Winter Gala Gala featuring speakers and performers, live jazz, local vendors, prize drawings, and an art auction. Semi-formal attire encouraged. Saturday,

7-10 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; donations; henaocenter.com. Bangrak Pop-Up Pop-up dinner featuring Thai street food specialties. Wednesday, 5-8 pm; Swine & Sons Provisions, 595 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; various menu prices; swineandsons.com. Big Bang Bazaar Holiday Spectacular A curated selection of goods from over 100 independent artists and crafters for sale. Saturday, 11 am-5 pm; Sanford Civic Center, 401 E. Seminole Blvd., Sanford; free; 407-3213828; bigbangbazaar.net. Celebration of Holiday Blooms & Music Celebrate the season with time-honored poinsettia, amaryllis and bromeliad displays as well as a 15-foot Christmas tree. Through Jan. 8, 2017; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $12-$18; 863-676-1408; boktowergardens.org. Chef John Rivers Cooking Demo Complimentary cooking demo and tasting with Chef John Rivers, plus a book signing. Saturday, noon-2 pm; Williams-Sonoma - Winter Park, 142 S. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-628-5900; williams-sonoma.com. Diagon Alley Yule Ball Fanmade gathering of Harry Potter fans to celebrate the Yule Ball at Diagon Alley. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Universal Studios, 6000 Universal Blvd.; cost of admission; 407-363-8000. Farmers & Artisans Market The highest quality locally crafted and locally grown products in historic Downtown Longwood. Saturdays, 9 am-1 pm; Historic Downtown Longwood, West SR 434 and South County Road 427, Longwood; free; 321-222-7224; longwoodfl.org. Grandma Party Bazaar Local vendors, live music, food and drinks. Sunday, 10 am-5:45 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; free; 407-623-3393; facebook.com/stardustie.

Habitat for Humanity of Greater Orlando’s Holiday Open House A holiday open house to tour a model Habitat for Humanity home and see the community of Butler’s Preserve. Thursday, 8 am-5 pm; Butler’s Preserve Model Home, 644 Willie Mays Parkway; free; 407574-8707; habitat-orlando.org. Ho! Ho! Ho! Around the Hood Holiday-themed edition of our monthly drinking tour through Ivanhoe Village. Wednesday, 6 pm; Santiago’s Bodega, 802 Virginia Drive; $15-$20; 407-412-6979; drinkaroundthehood.com. Holiday Craft Fair Handmade items by local artisans including jewelry, wreaths, ornaments, fabric crafts, home decorations and more. Mondays-Saturdays, 10 am-4:30 pm and Sundays, noon-4:30 pm; Osceola Center for the Arts, 2411 E. Highway 192, Kissimmee; free; 407846-6257; osceolaarts.org. Holiday Home Tour at Pinewood Estates The 20room, Mediterranean-style mansion is decorated by the members of the Amaryllis Club with this year’s design theme: I’ll Be Home For Christmas. Includes admission to Bok Tower Gardens. Through Jan. 8, 2017, 10 am-5 pm; Bok Tower Gardens, 1151 Tower Blvd., Lake Wales; $9-$20; 863-6761408; boktowergardens.org. Just OK Holiday Party A freak show-themed holiday party hosted by the News Junkie. Friday, 7:30 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $10-$50; 407839-3000; justokparty.com. Light Up UCF Light Up UCF, one of Orlando’s most anticipated holiday attractions, provides Central Florida families and residents with a familyfriendly winter wonderland featuring ice skating, rides, and holiday attractions. Fridays, 5 pm-midnight, Saturdays, noon-midnight and MondaysThursdays, 5-10 pm; CFE Arena, 12777 N. Gemini Blvd.; $10-$20; 407-823-6363; lightupucf.com.

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Longwood Community Yard Sale Monthly community yard sale. Saturday, 8:30 am-12:30 pm; Old Longwood Elementary School, 840 Orange Ave., Longwood; free; 407-2603497; longwoodfl.org. Pop Swap Holiday Market Outdoor record fair/pop culture bazaar featuring dozens of local vendors, food trucks and more. Sunday, 1-6 pm; Park Ave CDs, 2916 Corrine Drive; free; 407-447-7275. Rogue One: A Charitable Star Wars Party A Star Warsthemed party with a special menu and drinks, a costume contest, and more. Bring a donation for Second Harvest for a discount. Saturday, 2 pm; Cloak and Blaster, 875 Woodbury Road; various menu prices; cloakandblaster.com. Santa Stumble Join hundreds of revelers stumbling into downtown bars in the spirit of the season. Saturday, 7 pm-1 am; Downtown Orlando, Church Street, Orange Avenue and Church Street; $15-$20. Santapalooza Holiday themed bar crawl to 10 of Orlando’s most downtown bars. Friday, 8 pm; Wall Street Plaza, Wall and Court streets; $25-$30; 407849-0471; barcrawlnation.com. 50

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Taste of the World Tasty international foods, great beer, wine and entertainment in beautiful Clermont. Saturday, noon-10 pm; Waterfront Park, Clermont, 330 Third St., Clermont; $10; 210-901-8786; totwfest.com. Ugly Sweater Christmas Party Beer flight and cookie pairing, holiday pop-up shops and the UCF Jazz Quartet. Wear an ugly sweater and receive your first Hourglass draft for half price. Saturday, 4-9 pm; The Hourglass Brewery, 255 S. Ronald Reagan Blvd., Longwood; free; 407-719-9874. Un-Corporate Holiday Party Holiday party celebrating startups, entrepreneurs and small businesses in the community who lack the perk of a traditional holiday party. A donation to Toys for Tots gets you unlimited complimentary beer from Ten10, food and cocktails. Wednesday, 5:30-9 pm; Catalyst, 1 S. Orange Ave.; $5$15 suggested donation; 407463-6197; catalystspaces.com. A Very PBR X-Mas Drink PBR and contribute your cans to making a PBR Christmas tree. Saturday, 10 pm; Will’s Dirty Laundry, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. Winter in the Park Enjoy ice skating in the middle of Winter Park. Through Jan. 8, 2017; Central Park’s West Meadow,

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LEARNING Basic Sewing: Holiday Stockings Use a simple pattern and imagination to create a custom stocking. Tuesday, 1:30-2:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Conversational Spanish 101 Learn the basics of conversational Spanish. Thursdays, noon-1 pm; Maitland Public Library, 501 S. Maitland Ave., Maitland; free; 407-647-7700; maitlandpubliclibrary.org. Cuisine Corner: A Vegetarian Holiday Library staff demonstrate how to prepare vegetarian dishes for a special holiday occasion. Registration required. Tuesday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Cuisine Corner: Soups and Sammies Learn how to save time and money by preparing a nutritious soup and sandwiches. Space is limited, registration required. Thursday, 6:15-7:15 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. CONTINUED ON PAGE 53

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Digital Publishing: eBook Formatting and Conversion Learn how to apply best practices and techniques to successfully convert a Microsoft Word manuscript into an eBook. Friday, 3:304:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Food 101: International Holiday Foods Learn about traditional holiday foods from all over the world. Samples limited. Space is limited, registration required. Wednesday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Pride, Prejudice & Protest: GLBT History of Greater Orlando This exhibit from the nonprofit GLBT History Museum of Central Florida shares the progress and setbacks of the Central Florida GLBT community over the past five decades of change. Through Jan. 26, 2017; Orange County Regional History Center, 65 E. Central Blvd.; $8; 407-836-8500; thehistorycenter.org. Winter Park: The War Years New exhibit that recreates a living room, children’s room and kitchen as they would have appeared in the 1940s. Ongoing; Winter Park Historical Museum, at the Winter Park Farmers Market, Winter Park; free; 407-647-8180; wphistory.org.

LITERARY Ashley Inguanta Ashley Inguanta reads from her new collection of poetry, Bomb. Tuesday, 7 pm; The District at Mills 50, 1221 N. Mills Ave.; free; 407-601-3363; facebook. com/thedistrictatmills50. Diverse Word Spoken word open mic. Tuesdays, 8 pm; Dandelion Communitea Cafe, 618 N. Thornton Ave.; free; 407-362-1864; dandelioncommunitea.com. InkSpeak Writers Meetup Featuring a discussion from Jesse Bradley about how writing poetry informs writing flash fiction. Thursday, 8 pm;

The Milk Bar, 2424 E. Robinson St.; free; 407-896-4954. Locally Grown Words Book Fair Meet dozens of local authors and peruse their wares at East End Market and the Lovely Boutique. Sunday, noon-4 pm; East End Market, 3201 Corrine Drive; free; 321-236-3316; bookmarkitorlando.com. Meet Bestselling Authors James David Poissant & Paula Whyman A book signing and evening with authors David James Poissant (The Heaven of Animals) and Paula Whyman (You May See a Stranger). Monday, 6-8 pm; Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-335-4192; writersblockbookstore.com. Open Mic Poetry and Spoken Word Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-9753364; austinscoffee.com. Orlando Zine Fest Features a zine-making workshop at Orlando Public Library Friday, a showcase at Will’s Dirty Laundry Saturday and a table at Grandma Party Sunday. Friday-Saturday, 1-5 pm, Sunday, 10 am-5 pm; multiple locations; free; facebook.com/ orlandozinefest. Writing Books for Teens Novelist Jaimie Engle presents on writing young adult fiction versus writing fiction. Attendees will learn dialogue, technology, social norms, boundaries and themes. Monday, 6:30-7:30 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

FAMILY Gingerbread Houses A gingerbread house decorating event. Ages 6–12. Space is limited. Registration required. Saturday, 2-3 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. How to Decorate a Gingerbread Person Enjoy a story and gingerbread cookie decorating. Ages

6–12. Saturday, 11 am-noon; Chickasaw Library, 870 N. Chickasaw Trail; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info.

SPORTS Central Florida Mah Jongg Experienced American Mah Jongg players meet weekly. Wednesdays, 12:30-4 pm; Tuscawilla Country Club, 1500 Winter Springs Blvd., Winter Springs; free; 561-704-9302. Neon Santa 5K Run An ’80s-themed 5K. Advance registration required. Saturday, 7:30 am; Moss Park, 12901 Moss Park Road; $10-$20; orangecountyparks.net. The Orlando (Afternoon) Shuffle Free shuffleboard event. Equipment provided. Saturday, 3-5 pm; Beardall Senior Center, 800 S. Delaney Ave.; free; 407-230-5356. Orlando Magic vs. Brooklyn Nets NBA basketball. Friday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$164; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. LA Clippers NBA basketball. Wednesday, 7 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $15-$219; 800-7453000; amwaycenter.com. Orlando Magic vs. Toronto Raptors NBA basketball. Sunday, 6 pm; Amway Center, 400 W. Church St.; $12-$202; 800-745-3000; amwaycenter.com.

HOLIDAY Carols & Cocoa A family sing-along of holiday favorites, led by professional musicians and students. Cocoa and refreshments served. Saturday, 3-6 pm; Suzuki Music Institute, 351 Lake Ave., Maitland; free; 407-628-5214; suzukimusicinstitute.org. Snowfest Enjoy ice skating, “snow,” a kids slide, bounce houses and more. Learn to curl with the Orlando Curling Club. Saturday, 2-6 pm; RDV Sportsplex, 8701 Maitland Summit Blvd.; $15; 407-9162550; mvpsportsclubs.com. n orlandoweekly.com

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Perhaps you’re not the best person to ask, being a cis white man, but as a queer woman of color, the election had an extremely detrimental effect on my relationships with my white partners. I love and care for them, but looking at those results has me wondering why the fuck they didn’t do better in reaching out to their shitty relatives? I’m sick of living at the whim of white America. I’m aware this is the blame stage of processing, but it’s left me unable to orgasm with my white partners. I’m really struggling with what Trump means for me and others who look like me. I know my queer white partners aren’t exempt from the ramifications of this, but I wish they had done better. Respond however you like. Devastated Over National Election First and most importantly, DONE, you don’t have to fuck anyone you don’t wanna fuck – period, the end, fin, full stop, terminus – but we owe it to ourselves to be thoughtful about who we’re fucking, who we aren’t, and why. Data isn’t a turn-on for most people, DONE, and I’m not suggesting the data I’m about to cite obligates you to fuck anyone. But queer voters (a group that includes millions of people of color) didn’t just reject Trump, they did so by wider margins than some communities of color (groups that include millions of queers). While 14 percent of LGBT voters backed Trump, 28 percent of Latino voters and 19 percent of Asian-American voters backed Trump. (Only 8 percent of African-Americans voted for Trump.) The shitty and unfathomable votes of some POC – and some queers (WTF, 14 percenters?) – doesn’t get your white partners off the orgasm-killing hook. It’s possible your white queer partners didn’t do enough to persuade their families back in Clinton County, Iowa, to vote against hatred, fascism, racism and Trump. (Trump won Clinton County, Iowa, by 5 depressing points.) Like you, DONE, I’m struggling with what this election means. I’m not going to tell you what to do, or who to do, or how to process the election. I am going to tell you to talk with all your partners about your fears and your anger, and I encourage you to do whatever and whoever feels right going forward. If the GOP can send a huge prick like Donald J. Trump to the White House, why can’t we send our own pricks? My modest proposal: a coordinated effort to send thousands of dildos to Trump on Jan. 21 – enough dildos to make news and get under his thin skin. This coordinated effort would be supplied and vetted by responsible, women-friendly sex shops with a portion of the proceeds going to Planned Parenthood, LGBT charities and the ACLU. Donald Is Loathsomely, Disastrously Outrageous

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I like the way your mind works, DILDO, but your plan would result in good dildos going to waste. So perhaps we should do a dildo version of the ice-bucket-challenge thing instead? You gift a dildo to someone through a cooperating, woman-friendly, progressive sex-toy shop, and that person gifts a dildo to someone else, and so on. A portion of the proceeds for each gifted dildo goes to groups fighting Trump’s agenda and a card gets sent to Trump letting him know a dildo was gifted to a deserving orifice in his name and a worthy organization benefited. Nearly 100,000 people have made donations to Planned Parenthood in Mike Pence’s name since the election, and that’s made news. This could too, DILDO. If someone wants to run with this idea, I’ve purchased the URL MarchOfDildos.com. Get in touch, show me your plan, and I’ll gift the URL to you. My wife enjoys being submissive and getting spanked. A few weeks ago, she asked to put that part of our sex play on hold. The ugliness of Trump’s sexual aggressions made her feel strange. We joked about the fun we’d have after the election. Well, here we are, and that asshole and his misogyny are going to be front and center for the next four years. How do we get back to being us? Upsetting News Sincerely Unnerves Best Spouse Voting rights, health care, public education, legal pot, police reform, a habitable planet, LGBT equality, our undocumented friends, co-workers and lovers – the Trump misadministration is going to take so much from us, UNSUBS. We can’t let them take our kinks, too. Encourage your wife to feel the shit out of her feelings and don’t pressure her or rush her – and if she needs to put spanking on hold for the next four years, I wouldn’t blame her and you shouldn’t shame her. In the meantime, UNSUBS, maybe spanking your ass would make her feel better?

days left); Tuesday, March 26, 2019 (300 days left); Thursday, July 4, 2019 (200 days left and the Fourth of July!); Saturday, Oct. 12, 2019 (100 days left); Monday, Jan. 20, 2020 (0 days left). What do you think? One Hundred Days At A Time Something about seeing the next four years broken up into 12 – just 12! – 100-day chunks makes it seem less daunting. Orange Julius Caesar can do a lot of damage over four years, of course, but breaking his term into 100-day increments, and making each hundredth day a day of action, is a great idea. If someone out there wants to pick up OHDAAT’s idea and run with it, I purchased the URL TrumpMinus100.com. Get in touch, show me your plan, and I’ll pass the URL on to you. In response to Peaceful Protester from a couple of weeks ago – the reader who suggested protesting at Trump’s inauguration – everyone needs to know that a protest is already planned! It’s called the Women’s March on Washington, but all genders are welcome, and local protests are being organized around the country for those who can’t make it to Washington, D.C. Protesting in Minnesota Thanks for sharing, PIM! CONFIDENTIAL TO OAKLAND: My heart goes out to all the lovers, friends, family members, and artistic collaborators of the musicians, artists, poets, writers, filmmakers and students who lost their lives in the fire at the Ghost Ship. Terry and I made a donation to the “Fire Relief Fund for Victims of Ghostship Oakland Fire” at YouCaring.com. Please consider making a donation if you can. Give the Savage Lovecast Magnum as a gift: savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net

I have an idea for something that I think might make it a bit easier for us to survive Trump. What if there were “Trump Minus 100” parties? Every time we get another 100 days closer to the end of the Trump/Pence administration, we have a get-together to celebrate, commiserate, protest, raise money, whatever. The first party would be just a few days before the inauguration – to stiffen people’s resolve – and then three or four parties a year after that. Here’s how the dates fall out: Sunday, Jan. 15, 2017 (1,100 days left); Tuesday, April 25, 2017 (1,000 days left); Thursday, Aug. 3, 2017 (900 days left); Saturday, Nov. 11, 2017 (800 days left); Monday, Feb. 19, 2018 (700 days left); Wednesday, May 30, 2018 (600 days left); Friday, Sept. 7, 2018 (500 days left); Sunday, Dec. 16, 2018 (400 orlandoweekly.com

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IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON CASE NO.:DP01-676 In the Interest of: K. F.-H. DOB: 08/01/2001, S. H. DOB: 07/08/2002, A. H. DOB: 03/20/2004, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Julian Arturo Farelas (father), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on the 17th day of February, 2017, at 9:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED ABOVE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 15th day of November, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811. 407-563- 2317. Kim. crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 563-2380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA DIVISION: 07/DAWSON CASE NO.:DP01-676 In the Interest of: K. F.-H. DOB: 08/01/2001, S. H. DOB: 07/08/2002, A. H. DOB: 03/20/2004, minor children SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Tamara Marie Herman (mother), Address Unknown. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child(ren). You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Daniel P. Dawson, on the 17th day of February, 2017, at 9:15 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED ABOVE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 15th day of November, 2016. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kim Crag-Chaderton, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, 882 S. Kirkman Rd, Suite 200, Orlando, FL 32811. 407-563- 2317. Kim. crag-chaderton@myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). PLEASE CALL THE ATTORNEY AT (407) 563-2380 IF YOU HAVE ANY FURTHER QUESTIONS.

NOTICE OF SALE PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON DECEMBER 23, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 951 S. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:00 AM: 1002 - RIVERA, CARLOS, 1004 - JADOO, DONAVAN, 1013 - PINCKNEY, ALETHIA, 1021 SENABRE, JUAN, 1027 - KING, RONALD, 1123 - BAKER, CALEB, 1212 - AVILES, BARBARA, 1236 - GORDON, ROHAN, 1315 - GEORGE, KEVIN LYNN, 1423 - PINIERO, JORGE, 1522 - TORRES, JASMIN, 1525 - DENNY, KURT, 1530 - GILSON, PETER, 1609 - WARD, SHERELLE, 1611 - KARKOSKY, ROBERT, 1622 BOULLON VOLCAN, LUIS, 1707 - BROWN, ANNE 1701 DYER BLVD, KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:10 AM: 0011 - RODRIGUEZ, JEANETTE, 0012 - THORPE, THERESA, 0020 - ODEH, EMAD, 0021 - FISCHER, VICKI, 0041 - SALDANHA, ROBERTA, 0043 - WALKER, CAROL, 0046 - LYONS, JAMES, 0052 CALLE, JILLIAN, 0062 - CAMPBELL, VALROY, 0069 - DAVIS, NATASHA, 0074 - MCCASKILL JR, GARY, 0078 - GAUTIER, ROSE, 0085 - TACZLI, PHILIP, 0086 - HARBIN, KELLEE, 0090 RODRIGUEZ SOTO, SANDRA, 0116 - WALLACE, LAWRENCE, 0120 - ZINGER, FRANCINE, 0131 - MATEO, CHRISTOPHER, 0145 - PATE, PAUL, 0168 - ZELENKA, MARILYN, 0307 - BLANCHETTE, LAVERN, 0317 - GONZALEZ, RICHARD, 0318 - RAMOS LOPEZ, IRIS, 1016 - CARBONE, ERIKA, 1019 - FIGUEROA, JAVIER, 1021 - COX, KARI, 1027 - HOUDER,

JOHN, 2002 - TOKARSKI, PRZEMYSLAW, 2008 - ROCHESTER, SADE, 2009 - GIBSON, CHAD, 2012 - NORDBY, CRYSTAL, 2034 - SMITH, TRISTA, 2041 - QUINONES, LOURDES , 2054 - FRAZEE, KRISTIE, 2057 - STRICKLAND, THEODORE, 2061 - GATES, PRISCILLA, 2083 - CRUZ, CYNTHIA, 2085 DIAZ JR, SAMMY , 2092 - HALL, SHEILA, 4009 - CRUZ CRUZ, CHRISTOPHER, 4016 - IBRAHIM, MONICA , 4017 - ROMEO, ABBEY, 4029 - MCGEE, KENNETH, 4042 - UTITIAJ, CARLOS, 5011 - CARPENTER, EBONY, 6010 - ARMAS, EUGENIO, 6012 - BREWER, ASHLEY, 6035 - IKE, TERRENCE, 6052 - MCPHERSON, KRIS, 6068 - KORZENIEWSKI, XIOMARA , 6078 - CORREA, YARELIZ, 6084 - BROOKS, NOREEN, 6087 - HILL, DAMAZEA, 6090 - ORTIZ BERRIOS, JOEL , 6091 GIBSON, JANET , 6093 - BOURN, REBECCA, 6098 - LANDRY, WILLIE, 6101 - FANA, ROSA, 6110 - RODRIGUEZ, AMNERIS, 6116 SERRANO, AURORA, 6120 - DIAZ CRUZ, LUIS, 6123 - ENCARNACION, ALEXIS , 6128 - MCEACHERN, KIMBERLY, 6149 - BRASMAY AMERICA , 6158 - WALKER, CAROL, 6164 - THOMAS, MARK , 6179 - MANUEL, CARLOS, 6182 RAMOS, ROSA, 6216 - FRANCO, JOSE , 6218 - DAVILA VALLE, MARIA , 7218 - RIVERA, JUAN, 8024 - PENA, PEDRO, 8049 - RIVERA, KISSIE, 8054 - ROSA, ANGEL, 8055 - ORTIZ SILVA, SAMARY, 8056 - LOPEZ ROBLEDO, CARMEN, 8068 - PERSAUD, BHEAM, 8074 - RIVERA, HECTOR, 8075 LOPEZ, ILEANA, 8080 - SHARRER, RENATE, 8083 - MARTINEZ, WILLIAM 2783 N. JOHN YOUNG PKWY – KISSIMMEE, FL 34741 – AT 8:20 AM: 1017 - LAWSON, KENWARD, 1020 - CAMPOS, ALBERTO, 1053 - SKENES, CARL, 1059 - PARDO, CESAR, 1064 – TORRES, RAYMOND, 1070 - VELEZ, KIEANA, 1074 - ROBLES, MIRIAM, 1091 - MOULDER, ROBERT, 11004 PEREZ RODRIGUEZ, FELIPE, 11041 - DEL VALLE, ARLENE, 11093 - PINAMONTI, STEPHANIE, 1110 - ANDERSON, GEORGE , 11103 - GUTIERREZ, VIVIAN, 11212 - GREGORY, PATRICIA, 11216 - PANZARELLA, DANIELLE, 11411 - ADRIAN, AARON,

1158 - MURPHY, CANDICE, 1164 - CUADROS, ANTHONY, 12013 - VIROLA, LYNETTE, 1202 - HERRON, DEBRA, 1204 - MIRANDA, EDWIN, 12067 - ALBARRAN, MADELINE, 12202 - GIBBONS, VELVET, 12406 - WILSON, BRIAN, 12414 - JACOME, PAULA, 12421 - CARDERO, JASMINE, 12503 - SANCHEZ, ARACELIS, 12510 - GEORGES, JESSICA, 12515 PICKETT, RICHARD, 1259 - GONZALEZ, IRENE, 12615 - VALENTIN, SHEILA , 1264 - COMUNALE, MAURO, 201 - BROWN, MICHAEL , 281 - TORRES, CARMEN, 293 - KALLOO, ANNETTE, 313 EVANS, TAHARA, 341 - RISPOLIS, GINA, 464 - FAMILIA, TONY, 505 - TALIENTO, ANGELA , 609 - YARDE, NADEERA, 611 - SMITH, GARY, 694 - RAMIREZ, WILLIAM, 783 - MUDD-SUREDDY, KRISTEN , 881 - GOINS, ROBERT, 902 GREER, NIKIYA, 915 - SEONATH, RAVINDRANAUTH , 953 - PIMENTEL, MELINDA 227 SIMPSON RD - KISSIMMEE, FL 34744 –AT 8:30 AM: 019 - HERNANDEZ, PAMELA, 035 - DE LA TORRES, CHRISTIAN , 045 - KINGDOM RESTORATION WORLD, 046 - GUZMAN, VICTOR, 060 - EVELYN, JOHNNY, 071 - ALVAREZ, ADRIANA, 085 PEREZ, CARLA, 104 - DENSON, DANIELLE, 156 - HARMAN, SHANON, 159 - CARDONA, NILERIS, 233 - MILLS, WILLIAM, 243 VAZQUEZ MELENDEZ, HAYDEE, 265 - POUERIET, RAZIEL, 268 BRISCOE, NIGEL, 309 - BETANCES, MAYLINE, 320 - PIERSON, LAWRENCE, 338 - MARRERO, WILFREDO, 346 - BAEZ, DORIS, 349 - MATOS, JOSE, 433 MELTON, KENDRA, 502 - RODRIGUEZ, MONICA, 557 - PERSONS, JUSTIN , 558 - GONZALEZ, RINNIE, 564 - HOWELLS, KELLY, 581 - LIZASUAIN, ELIZABETH, 614 - DAVILA, BRUNHILDA, 617 - SWANNER, AMANDA, 706 - HARRISON, ASHLEY, 720 - PULSIPHER, LOUISE, 721 - ALBERT, MICHAEL, 725 - LOPEZ, ANGEL, 802 - ROSADO, JONATHAN, 841 - CABRERA, BARBARA , 882 HIGGS, HERBERT, 896 - RIVERA, ALFREDO 1051 BUENAVENTURA BLVD – KISSIMMEE, FL 34743 – AT 8:40 AM: 01110 - ABU, JOSSIE, 01115 - ARROYO, NICHOLAS, 01202 LOYO, EDIN, 02103 - MELENDEZ,

SIOMARA, 02109 - TORRES, ADAM, 02120 - RIVERA, JORGE, 02143 - FLORES, CARLOS JR, 02149 - STEES, JENNY, 02154 DER, JOSEPH, 02217 - MURRAY, STACY, 02225 - ROSARIO, TAYSHA , 02315 - NEGRON, ELIEZER, 02331 - GUZMAN SERRANO, NELSON, 02335 - ALARCON, MARIO, 02336 VAZQUEZ, MARIA, 02413 - ILLERA, VIVIAN, 02423 - OTTUSO, MARGHERITA, 02427 - LANIER, LUVONDA, 02431 - MARTINEZ, NIURKA, 02606 - RODRIGUEZ, JOSMARILY, 02620 - JEAN LOUIS, ANDRE, 03104 - GIRALDO, JOSE, 04103 - ROMAN, JOSE , 04119 - CINTRON, MILTON, 04133 - GONZALEZ, JEANNE, 04422 - RAMOS, CARLOS, 04427 - JENKINS, BILL, 05116 RAMOS, ERIC, 05135 - PEREZ, LUIS, 05142 - CONCEPCION ROMAN, DAISY, 05155 - NUNEZ ROJAS, JERSON, 05162 - DIAZ, JUAN, 05169 - WEST, LAMBERT, 05210 - MEDICAL CENTER, BVL FAMILY, 05241 - RAMOS, MARIA, 05243 - HOUSTON, PATRICIA, 05254 - MUHAMMAD, TAKIYA , 05307 - VALLADARES, RICARDO, 05315 - COREANO, LUIS, 05343 MAISONET RIVERA, ROBERTO, 05347 - SWEENEY, JOANN, 05348 - SHABAZZ, JAMUID, 05355 - RIVERA, CARMELO, 05364 - GARCIA, YADIRA 1800 TEN POINT LN – ORLANDO, FL 32837 – AT 9:00 AM: 0121 - TORRES, CARLOS, 0148 - OQUENDO, ADA, 0156 - MIRANDA, DANIEL, 0158 - MARQUEZ, MARITZA, 0178 - ROMAN, JUAN GABRIEL, 0181 - TURCHINOVA, TATIANA , 0255 - MORALES, WILFREDO, 0304 - EKTHUVAPRANEE, KARLA, 1001 - FIRST CHOICE NATIONWIDE JANITORIAL SERVICE, 1026 - NUBRITE PAINTING INC, 1027 - SIRI TRINIDAD, JOSE, 1045 - MONTES, DALYS, 1061 - VILLEGAS, LEONARDO, 1063 - VILLEGAS, LEONARDO, 1067 - SAYAGO, MANUEL , 2002 - BROWN, TYRONE, 2013 - WELCH, GARY, 2016 - REX, JOHN, 2017 - PHILIPS, CARL, 2030 - OLIVENCIA, DAISY, 2036 - FADEL, HATEM, 2049 - PEREZ VELIZ, RAFAEL , 2079 - VALOR DELGADO, PEDRO, 3033 - BERNABE, MARILYN, 3041 ALICEA, GEENA, 4013 - AYALA,

ALEXANDRA, 5032 - VELAZQUEZ MORALES, JOSHUA, 7001 RODRIGUEZ, MARGARITA, 7004 - BOOR SANS, KELLY, 7025 RATLIFF, NAIYA, 7027 - WEDERBRAND, MARK, 7035 - GUNTER, CURTIS, 7053 - PAGE, JABARI, 7115 - BOURNE, MAURICE, 7152 - BONET, ANGELA, 7167 - DOMINGUEZ, MICHAEL, 8006 PEREZ, ARMANDO. NOTICE OF SALE, PS ORANGECO, INC. PERSONAL PROPERTY CONSISTING OF COUCHES, BEDS, TV’S, CLOTHES, BOXES OF HOUSEHOLD GOODS & OTHER PERSONAL ITEMS USED IN THE HOME, OFFICE OR GARAGE WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH OR OTHERWISE DISPOSED OF AT PUBLIC SALES ON DECEMBER 29, 2016 AT LOCATIONS & TIMES INDICATED BELOW, TO SATISFY OWNERS LIEN FOR RENT & FEES DUE IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807. ALL ITEMS OR SPACES MAY NOT BE AVAILABLE AT THE TIME OF SALE. ORIGINAL RESALE CERTIFICATE FOR EACH SPACE PURCHASED IS REQUIRED. 155 S GOLDENROD RD - ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 9:30AM: 1100 – DOLCE, STEPHANIE; 1202 - CASILLA OSORIO, WIGBERTO; 1227 - HEATON, KATHLEEN; 1228 - PAIGE, RACHEL; 1230 - SANJURJO, MELINDA; 1231 WILLIAMS, JEFF; 1246 - DAVIS, MORGAN; 1268 - BINEGAR, KIMBERLY; 1274 - BURKHOLDER, RANDY; 1303 - JONES, GREGORY; 1341 - SAMANEZ, JOSE; 1355 - HAMILTON, CLYDE; 1356 - CARLOS-CORNEJO, ARTURO; 1363 - MOORE, JUNIOR; 1373 LOPEZ, KARENA; 1387 - HEATH, SALLY; 1407 - COLON, JOSUE; 1434 - BUSH, DAVID; 1437 - BAILEY, WILLIAM; 1444 - CAMACHO, AMARILIS; 1512 - MINSHEW, WILLIAM; 1607 - ARIAS, MICHELLE; 1700 - NEWLAN, CYNTHIA; 1704 RIVERA, CARLOS; 1709 - SINGH, LATCHMAN; 1745 - HEREDIA, JULIO; 1751 - MILLER, DAVID; 1763 - RAMIREZ JR, FREDDY; 1780 - BOYKIN, BENJAMIN; 1782 - POOSER, TELISA; 1798 NIEVES, IRMA; 1799 - SANTIAGO MARTINEZ, MD PA, BELKIS MAR-

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TINEZ; 2006 - MERIME, JOANNA; 2020 - FLENER, HANNAH; 2030 - ROSADO, ANGEL; 2035 - COOK, JAMES; 2039 - RODRIGEUZ, THALIA; 2040 - RIVERA, BLANCA; 2050 - WARNER, FRANK; 2061 GUER, JOSUE; 2067 - BRIDGES, THERESA; 2085 - GARCIA, ALEX; 2091 - JACE, THOMAS; 2224 - MAGALON, ERICA; 2225 - CAMACHO, OSCAR; 2234 - FRANCZAK, LYNETTE; 2238 COLON, EDGAR; 2259 - HADLER, CLARENCE; 2401 - GOMEZ ARENA, JAIRO; 2408 - MALONE, PATRICK; 2414 - SMITH, AMY; 2420 - RUSSELL, DAWN; 2463 - ROBERTSON, ERIC; 2468 HAYDEN, ARIANE; 2493 - RUSH, ALEXIS 250 N GOLDENROD RD- ORLANDO, FL 32807- AT 9:45AM: A101 - JACKSON, YASMINE; A122 - HUNG, LY PHI; A139 - GRIFFIN, DONETTA; A156 - VAZQUEZ, CESAR; A165 - LINDSAY, LORRAINE; B310 - HAMPTON, DANNY; C351 - GAUTIER, ALEXANDER; C354 - JIMENEZ, HECTOR; C367 - GARCIA, JOSUE; C393 - RICHARDS, VANISA; D402 GARCIA, JOSE; D407 - CUEVAS, MARITZA; D408 - MASSLIENO, LACOYIA; D411 - CORNWELL, GLEN; D419 - BROOMFIELD, ALEXIS; D425 - CARROW, KALEY; D429 - ARRIETA, ANELIS; D441 - ACOSTA, CRISTABEL; E519 - ANDINO RODRIGUEZ, ANNABETH; E526 - COLON, CYNTHIA; E535 - CINTRON, MALENA; E545 - VAZQUEZ, DANIEL; E551 DONES, BASILIO; F558 - PONCE, JOHANNA; F567 - KUKADIA, JITENDRA; F568 - KUKADIA, JITENDRA. Notice of Sale - Public Auction In pursuant to Florida statute 713-78 the following vehicles will be sold on January 2nd, 2017 at 10:00am at Kissimmee B. Logistic Service Inc. at 125 E. Wetherbee Road in Orlando, FL. 32824. These vehicles are sold as is with no title guaranteed. Seller reserves the right to bid. Bidding starts at the amount owed for towing and storage. Viewing is one hour prior to sale. Form of payment is cashier’s check. 2014 Black Dodge RAM 1500 VIN# 1C6RR6NTXES135489 2014 Black Subaru Forester VIN# JF2SJAEC0EH492683

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Notice of Public Sale: Pursuant to F.S. 713.78 on December 30, 2016 at 9:00 am, Riker’s Roadside Services, LLC, 630 E Landstreet Rd, Orlando, FL 32824, will sell the following vehicles and/or vessels. Seller reserves the right to bid. Sold as is, no warranty. Seller guarantees no title, terms cash. Seller reserves the right to refuse any or all bids; 1FAFP34N37W231078 2007 FORD 1FAFP34N37W231078 2007 FORD ; 1G8JW52R81Y549910 2001 SATURN ; 1GCCS19Z9S8237461 1995 CHEVROLET 1GNEC13T01J303663 2001 CHEVROLET 1HGCG5643XA022807 1999 HONDA 1J4FJ58S2ML591411 1991 JEEP 1J8FT47W67D190367 2007 JEEP 1LNHM81W5YY824139 2000 LINCOLN 1N4AL11D73C201048 2003 NISSAN 1VWAH7A33DC017682 2013 VOLKSWAGEN 2B6HB21Y2LK775663 1990 DODGE 3MEHM08Z78R614841 2008 MERCURY 4M2YU81187KJ00708 2007 MERCURY JM1NA3511L0155411 1990 MAZDA JNKCV54E83M224713 2003 INFINITI JS2RA41S225104724 2002 SUZUKI JT2EL56EXS0102169 1995 TOYOTA JTLKT324564056975 2006 TOYOTA KMHCG45CX4U540503 2004 HYUNDAI KNDMG4C74C6492191 2012 KIA WAUAH74F17N034222 2007 AUDI WBACG8328VKC81514 1997 BMW WBADT43412GY96265 2002 BMW YV1LW61J9Y2704701 2000 VOLVO 2004 Hyundai, Vin#KMHDN46D54U875928; 2004 Lexus, Vin#2T2GA31U14C005763; 2000 Saturn, Vin#1G8JU52F8YY694676; 2004 Saturn, Vin#5GZCZ53414S892833; 1999 Dodge, Vin#1B3ES42Y7XD127326; 2005 Suzuki, Vin#JJS1GN7CA25210208; 2000 Mitsubishi, Vin#4A3AC34G4YE062856; 2001 Buick, Vin#1G4HP54K814167574; 2005 Pontiac, Vin#2G2WP542351304096; 2012 Chevrolet, Vin#3GNMCFE00CG253301; 2007 Buick, Vin#2G4WC582071129709; 2007 Dodge, Vin#1D8GP24R77B211274; 2013 Chrysler, Vin#2C4RC1BG3DR821345;

2013 Toyota, Vin#2T1BU4EE0DC092778; 2014 Momemade, Vin#NOVIN0201033629; 2000 Toyota, Vin#JTDDY32T6Y0020221; 2007 Ford, Vin#3FAHP08177R110961; 2010 Nissan, Vin#1N4AL2AP4AN416243; 2003 Saturn, Vin#1G8AV12F53Z185394; 2010 Toyota, Vin#2T1BU4EE0AC441336; 2001 Kawasaki, Vin#KAW10926L001; 1997 Buick, Vin#2G4WB52K4V1460303; 1995 Nissan, Vin#4N2DN11W0SD822947; 2004 Chrysler, Vin#1C3EL56R54N410225; 1993 Chevrolet, Vin#1GCDG15Z0PF347295; 1989 Nissan, Vin#JN1GB22S7K0544836; 1990 Acura, Vin#JH4DA9465LS010449; 1994 Oldsmobile, Vin#1G3AG55M2R6360812; 2005 Chevrolet, Vin#2G1WF52E459323276; 2005 Dodge, Vin#1D49P24R45B389707; 1999 Buick, Vin#1G4HR52K0XH439436; 1998 Ford, Vin#1FTRE1466WHB28072; 1993 Toyota, Vin#1NXAE09E2PZ089735; 2001 Ford, Vin#1FTYR14E01TA56802; 2000 KIA, Vin#KNDJB7232Y5622953; 2003 Chrysler, Vin#2C4GP24R43R389492; 1998 Dodge, Vin#1B7GL22X6WS765383; 1999 Saturn, Vin#1G8ZR1275XZ215810; 2007 Infiniti, Vin#JNKBV61E17M713496; 2005 Dodge, Vin#2B3KA43G66H143501; 2000 Ford, Vin#2FMDA5342YBA77310; 2000 Infiniti, Vin#JNKCA31A2YT123889; 1992 Honda, Vin#1HGCB7654NA174353; 2002 KIA, Vin#KNDUP131226210414; 1996 Lincoln, Vin#1LNLM82WXTY604495; 1994 Mercedes-benz, Vin#WDBGA32E1RA164613.

NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale. 2009 VOLKSWAGEN VIN# WVGAV75N19W004468 1999 FORD VIN# 1FTRF17WXXNA23403 2000 VOLKSWAGEN VIN# WVWGA21J2YW434122 To be sold at auction at 8:00AM on December 27th, 2016, at 2500 N. Forsyth rd, Orlando Fl 32807. Around The Clock Towing inc.

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Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00 a.m. and others will follow on January 5, 2017 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7815 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B43 Carlena Spead $309.41, D51 Tex Quesenberry $497.15, U119 Lashonda Gillon $489.64, B14 David Curry $399.25, C55 Mercedes Mirlas $866.56, C48 Felicia Burnett $820.60, D28 Antavia Moore $662.07, L63 Wilfred Haralson $457.64, D29 Olivia Small $441.88, U100 Rosalie Zuke $362.79, B50 Andrea Adams $512.88, E23 Tex Quesenberry $809.20 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1216 Patricia Neeley $1032.64, 1273 Gregory Simmons $944.45, 1058 Orlando Matos $589.76, 1298 Kenneth Davidson $1240.98, AA1130G Steven O’Neill $654.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Altamonte Springs, 598 W Semoran Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714, A102 Ernie Stone $1422.60, A112 Luciano Pedro $1171.10, B107 Myra A Richardson $808.40, C110 Melody Bishop $807.40 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 1690 Claudia Camacho $518.45, 1419 Randolph Kenneth $609.35, 1693 Timothy Simpson $432.90 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750, A002 Omar Williams $793.75, A046-74 Jim Dunn $801.50, A080 Anthony Greenwood $379.40, C010 William Harris $732.20, A050 Joshua Lockett $576.80 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 1629 Katrina Graham $866.15, 1140 Taikenya Singletary $945.95, 2328 Kathleen Sikora $791.30, 2454 Lenora Gipson $416.80, 1742 Ravonda Whittaker $381.65, 1240 Kevin Townsend $363.05, 1023 Billy Bryan $669.90, 2524 Milton Peoples $424.45, 1429 Willie Cobbs $876.40, 1460 Gerald Nelson $296.30, 2447 Lenora Gipson $416.80, 1577 Teresa Letcher $419.45, 2027 Lashun Bain $357.65, 1492 Edgar Orantes $357.70, 2364 Luis Sandoval $684.05 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 1057 Heather Kelsey $582.40, 1052 Jordan Bonilla $561.00, 1025 Antionio Bradley $828.25, 3035 Brian Revels $454.25, 2160 Marse Sapp $488.10, 3099 Anthony Allen $589.45, 3077 Nicholas Fort $547.60.

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NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE PERSONAL PROPERTY OF THE FOLLOWING TENANTS WILL BE SOLD FOR CASH TO SATISFY RENTAL LIENS IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES,SELF STORAGE FACILITY ACT, SECTIONS 83-806 AND 83-807. CONTENTS MAY INCLUDE KITCHEN,HOUSEHOLD ITEMS,BEDDING,TOYS, GAMES,BOXES,BARRELS, GAMES, PACKED CARTONS, FURNITURE, TRUCKS, CARS, ETC. THERE IS NO TITLE FOR VEHICLES SOLD AT LIEN SALE. OWNERS RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BID ON UNITS. LIEN SALE TO BE HELD ONLINE ENDING WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2016 AT TIMES INDICATED BELOW. VIEWING AND BIDDING WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE ONLINE AT www.storagetreasures. com, BEGINNING 5 DAYS PRIOR TO THE SCHEDULED SALE DATE AND TIME! Personal Mini Storage Edgewater-6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:30 pm: 0130 Mi Ryung Lee, 0131 Brandon Keith Mccaghren, 0204 Tomeka K Simmons Sanders, 0312 William Jerry Rich, 0610 Melissa Ann Lentz, 0631 Sharenee Walker, 0808 Demario Laron Mormon, 0932 Daniqua Kierra Leketa Shaun I Graham, 1109 Ebony Giselle Mitchell, 1213 Ramon Flores Torres, 1238 Christopher Douglas Devane Madison, 1502 Kimberly Medlock Henry, 1759 Neutral Arterial Lewis Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 1:30 pm: 1027 Janet Cruz Brown, 1039 William James Sheketoff, 1046 Grace Janelle Willis, 1067 Audrey Rivera, 1078 Daniel O’Connor, 1095 D Adreinne Chardonnet Postell, 1098 Tena Talmadge, 1099 Charles Edward Moore Jr, 2022 Linda McKnight, 2076 Richard Anthony Rentz, 3065 Joanna Victoria Carter, 3215 Brian Deangelo Kirtsey, 3228 Avril Alleyne, 4033 Conchita Jones Baldwin, 4047 Phillip Aubrey Corbitt, 4054 Whitney Alexandria Mathis, 4055 Susan Miller, 4064 David Michael Casady, 4080 Tanisha Ina Piper, 4112 Vanette Nicola Hughley, 5003 Sarah E Foss, 5020 Jerrisa Denise Hopson, 5041 Dwight Green, 5050 Cnedra Machell Davis, 5057 Betty Curry Grant, 5064 Jonathan Crisp, 6002 Angel Vargas Rivera, 6039 Vilmarys Collado, 6047 Bruce Wayne Cooper Jr, 8007 Trevor Cobb Greater View Environmental Services.

In order to satisfy a contractual landlord’s lien, under the provisions of the Florida SelfService Storage Space Act, public notice is hereby given that the following described property will be sold at public sale to the highest bidder for cash only. The sale will be held at the times and locations listed below: A-AAAKey Mini Storage 1001 S. Semoran Blvd. Orlando, FL 32807 December 29th, 2016 @9:30am:Ruben C. QuinonesBaseball Cards, Speakers, Misc. Boxes and Totes, Toolbox, Melinda MacDade-Couch, Desk, Clothes and Boxes, Viviana RodriguezSuzuki Car parts, Mattresses, Boxes and Table, Donald S. Eckenrod-Couch, Records, Table and Boxes, Hector David AguilarDresser, Chairs, Table and Boxes, Antonio De La Cruz-Sofa, Bed,

Misc. Totes and Boxes, Gregory Colon-TV, ToolBox, Dresser and Barrel, Cristobal Flores-Couch, Mattress, TV and Dresser, Shayna Thompson-Sofa, Dresser, Lamps and Totes, Eric X. Carrillo-Dresser, Sofa, Table and Boxes,Ruben Alers-Table, TV, Boxes and Totes, Eastlyn Bailey-Boxes, Toys, Mattress and Suitcase, Alice Williams-Chairs, Tables and Bed, Elizabeth Carrillo-Dresser, Hutch, Bedframe and Mattress, Kevin L. Daniels-Mini Fridge, Couch and Loveseat, Pedro J. Torres-Bike, TV Stand, Misc. Bags and Bins, Margaro Diaz-Washer, Bike, Microwave and Mattresses, Madeline Rodriguez-Washer, Dryer, Mattress, Misc. Bags and Clothes, Rachel Nunley-Households, Boxes, Rake and Teddy Bears, Laura GonzalezDryer, Lamp, Boxes and Table, Tovah L. Evans-Toys, Bins, Bags and Boxes, Maria V. Mathews-Baby Bed, Stroller, Clothes and Luggage, Floyd Stewart-Flat Screen TV, Chair, Toys and Exercise Equipment, Sally Nicholas-Tent, Clothes, Misc. Boxes and Totes, Antonio Girona-Sofa, Tires, Boxes and TV, Ricardo Ambert-Car parts, Tool Chest, TV and Motorcycle parts, Jocelyn Bonilla-Sofa, Toys, Artwork, Table and Boxes, Jose L. MotinoWasher, Dryer, Refrigerator, Sofa and Boxes A-AAAKey Mini Storage 5285 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32839-2307 December 29th, 2016 @11:00am Yolanda MerrittSuitcases, Misc. Tubs, Boxes, Totes and Baskets, Errol Martinez-Futon, Speakers, Misc. Tubs, Boxes and Bags, Brittney Crenshaw-Chair, Couch, Table, Misc. Boxes and Bags, Malik Magee-Exercise Equipment, 2 Dressers, Speaker, Bed Frame, Misc. Bags and Tubs.

STATE OF MICHIGAN COUNTY OF KENT, 17TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, FAMILY DIVISION, ORDER FOR PUBLICATION ON HEARING, STATE OF MICHIGAN, COUNTY OF KENT, 17TH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, FAMILY DIVISION TO: TERRY TORRES, Child’s Name: SEBASTIAN TORRES, Case No.: 16-53437- NA103825205, Hearing: JANUARY 10, 2017 AT 3:00 P.M., Judge HILLARY, 9TH FLOOR, COURTROOM 9-A An initial and/or supplemental child protective petition has been filed in the above matter. A hearing on the petition, including a permanency planning hearing, will be conducted by the Court on the date and time stated above in the 17th Judicial Circuit Court, Family Division, Kent County Courthouse, 180 Ottawa NW, Grand Rapids, Michigan. The permanency planning hearing will result in the child(ren) being returned home, continued in foster care, or the court may order proceedings to terminate parental rights. IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED that you personally appear before the court at the time and place stated above and exercise your right to participate in the proceedings. This hearing may result in a temporary or permanent loss of your right to the child(ren). Dated: 12/5/2016. KATHLEEN A. FEENEY, CIRCUIT COURT JUDGE.

NOTICE OF SALE Pursuant to F.S. 713.585 At 9:00AM on Jan 6, 2017 Billis Auto Center 1710 N. Forsyth Rd. ORL, FL32807, (407) 657-1808. Will sell the following vehicle(s) to Satisfy claim of lien. Seller reserves the right to bid and refuse any or all bids. Sold As-Is, No warranty. Seller guarantees no title. Terms cash. Satisfying the lien prior to sale may redeem said vehicle(s). You have a right to a hearing at any time prior to sale by filing a demand for hearing in the circuit court. Owner has the right to recover possession by posting bond per. F.S. 559.917. Any proceeds in excess of lien will be deposited with clerk of courts. 2010 NISSAN VIN # 1N4AL2EP6AC191782 Lien Amt: $7,974.45 IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA CASE NO: 2016-CA- 006893-O BCG VENTURES II, LLC, Plaintiff, vs. ANTHONY MALTESE; et al; Defendants NOTICE OF SALE NOTICE is hereby given that pursuant to the Final Judgment of Mortgage Foreclosure entered in the cause pending in the Circuit Court of the Ninth Judicial Circuit, in and for Orange County, Florida, Case No. 2016-CA- 006893-O, in which, BCG VENTURES II, LLC, Inc., Plaintiff and ANTHONY MALTESE; UNKNOWN SPOUSE OF ANTHONY MALTESE; together with any heirs, devisees, grantees, assignees, creditors, lienors, or trustees of said defendant(s), and all other persons claiming by, through, under or against defendants; MORTGAGE ELECTRONIC REGISTRATION SYSTEMS, INC., AS NOMINEE FOR IMPAC FUNDING CORPORATION; ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA; ORANGE COUNTY CODE ENFORCEMENT; ANY UNKNOWN TENANT IN POSSESSION Defendant(s), and all unknown parties claiming interests by, through, under or against a named defendant to this action, or having or claiming to have any right, title or interest in the property herein described on the following described property in Orange County, Florida: LOTS 3 AND 4, BLOCK E, FAIRVIEW GARDENS, ACCORDING TO THE MAP OR PLAT THEREOF, AS RECORDED IN PLAT BOOK K, PAGE(S) 39, OF THE PUBLIC RECORDS OF ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. Together with an undivided percentage interest in the common elements pertaining thereto, the Orange County Clerk of Court will offer the abovereferenced real property at public sale to the highest and best bidder for cash at 11:00 a.m., on the 11th day of January, 2017 at www. myorangeclerk.realforeclose.com. Any person claiming interest in the surplus from the sale, if any, other than the property owner as of the date of the lis pendens must file a claim within 60 days after the sale. Dated this 8th day of December, 2016. /s/ CAMERON H. P. WHITE, Florida Bar No.: 021343, cwhite@ southmilhausen.com, JASON R. HAWKINS, Florida Bar No.: 11925, jhawkins@southmilhausen.com, South Milhausen, P.A., 1000 Legion Place, Suite 1200, Orlando, Florida 32801, Telephone: (407) 539-1638, Facsimile: (407) 539-2679, Attorneys for Plaintiff.

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