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Florida Group Publisher Graham Jarrett Editor in Chief Jessica Bryce Young Editorial Staff Writer Xander Peters Calendar and Film Editor Thaddeus McCollum Music Editor Matthew Moyer Digital Content Editor Monivette Cordeiro Contributors Peg Aloi, Rob Bartlett, Jen Cray, Jason Ferguson, Maisie Haney, Liv Jonse, Holly V. Kapherr, Faiyaz Kara, Seth Kubersky, Bao LeHuu, Anthony Mauss, Cameron Meier, Richard Reep, Joey Roulette, Leah Sandler, Steve Schneider, Madeleine Scott, Nicolette Shurba Editorial Interns Sarah Cavacini, Elizabeth Gondar Advertising Director of Sales Jeff Kruse Senior Multimedia Account Execs Dan Winkler, Matt Whiting Multimedia Account Exec Scotty Spar Digital Media Specialists Colin Schotter, Sandra Silva Classified and Legal Rep Jerrica Schwartz Sales Department Administrator Rachel Gold Marketing and Events Senior Marketing and Events Manager Jessica Pawli Events & Promotions Coordinator Kelsey Stidham Marketing and Sales Coordinator Nathaniel Frecks Creative Services Art Director Melissa McHenry Production Manager Daniel Rodriguez Graphic Designer Justin “SKIP” Skipper

Cover: De’Veon Smith, running back; above: Terence Garvin, offensive lineman, Orlando Apollos. (photos courtesy the AAF, R.I.P.)

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NEWS + FEATURES

FOOD + DRINK

MUSIC 33 An electrical storm

Between time and space with minimal synth duo Xeno & Oaklander

21 Contained environment

7 Your Words + “This Modern World”

A food hub fashioned from shipping containers is Tavistock’s latest culinary foray at Boxi Park

Readers react, plus Tom Tomorrow’s comic

9 ICYMI

33 Picks This Week

News you may have missed in the past week

21 Tip Jar

11 Informed Dissent

Bread & Co. opens in the barely used Wonton Asian Kitchen space on Fairbanks, Hawkers to hawk brunch in Windermere, plus more in our weekly food news roundup

If we hadn’t been numb to Trump’s corruption and lies, the calls for impeachment would be deafening

12 A Greek tragedy The Orlando Apollos deserved better than the Alliance of American Football

Great live music rattles Orlando every night

35 This Little Underground Andrea & Mud bring country noir to Mills Avenue; Delta Sleep and Hikes reclaim math rock’s glory

23 Recently Reviewed Short takes on restaurants we’ve reviewed recently

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ARTS + CULTURE 18 A lens supreme Snap! Space hosts a communion with Chuck Stewart, the quiet master chronicler of the jazz world

FILM

CALENDAR

29 Family in face paint Juggalos finally get some wicked clown love from the mainstream

29 Film Listings Cinema-oriented events to go see this week

36 Selections 38 The Week 39 Down the Road Back Pages

31 On Screens in Orlando

46 Savage Love 47 Classifieds

Movies playing this week: Avengers: Endgame, Amazing Grace and more

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Readers react to stories from last week. For our annual 420 issue, we reported on what it’s actually like to get your medical marijuana card in Florida. Plenty of people talk about how they’re definitely going to get their card so they can starting accessing its amenities, including Florida’s new allowance for smokable medical cannabis, but Orlando Weekly contributor Rebecca McKay is one of the few people we know who actually went through the red tape to get hers. @Justin Buchanan Buy weed from the kid down the street, not the government. @Evita Ramirez It is expensive to obtain and maintain. I have done better with hemp CBD. @Adam Clay Xanax and Valium disconnect you too much and can destroy your stomach. I hate being on it! If you don’t like the strain, pick a new one. Find one that works for you, it has changed my life!

On April 22, we reported on an Easter Bunny beatdown in downtown Orlando. In what was probably downtown’s weirdest fight of the year, someone dressed as the Easter Bunny ran into an ongoing brawl and beat up a man on Orange Avenue as the holiday weekend wound down. An Orlando promoter who goes by Workkk caught the whole thing on video and told Orlando Weekly the fight started when a man bumped into a woman with dreads. @Cassie Richardson Easter Bunny > Florida Man @Edie DuBay I used to manage the Easter Bunny/Santa photo set at the mall and the thing is there’s usually a woman or a petite man in those suits. They don’t generally fit the average-sized man well. I’d be surprised, honestly, if that was a man that was in there. @Carlos Flores Jesus is risen, but that guy ain’t getting up!

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Russian hackers may have seen success in Florida’s 2016 elections, lawmakers still want to give classroom teachers guns, and other news you may have missed last week. »

The FBI won’t tell Florida officials which county election system may have been hacked by the Russians: Florida officials say the FBI wouldn’t immediately tell

them which county election system may have been accessed by the Russians after a report from special counsel Robert Mueller said the federal agency suspected hackers breached “at least one” county’s computer network. The Florida Department of State maintains that there was no evidence of a successful attempt in 2016.

Florida lawmakers still want to give guns to classroom teachers: A divided state Senate is prepared to

sign off on another far-reaching school safety bill that includes a provision to allow classroom teachers to serve as armed school “guardians.” SB 7030 incorporates many of the recommendations of the Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School Public Safety Commission, which spent months digging into the Feb. 14, 2018, massacre at the Broward County school before finalizing a report in January. Republicans and Democrats support nearly everything in the Senate bill, which addresses school hardening, student mental health and school safety assessments, among other things.

Florida House passes bill forcing minors to get parental consent before abortion: The Florida House

has approved a bill that would require minors to obtain parental consent before they receive abortions. Lawmakers voted 69-44 to pass HB 1335. The Senate is moving forward with the identical SB 1774. A parental consent requirement, if approved, would likely spark a lawsuit that could wind up before a revamped Florida Supreme Court, which struck down a parental consent law in 1989. State law currently requires parents to be notified if their daughters are planning to have abortions, but the bill goes further by requiring parental consent.

Bill targeting ‘sanctuary cities’ heads to the full Florida Senate: The Florida Senate Rules Committee voted 9-8 last week, with opposition from Democrats and Republican state Sen. Anitere Flores to approve SB 168 by state Sen. Joe Gruters. Gov. Ron DeSantis supports efforts to prevent sanctuary cities, but Senate and House Republicans have differences in their bills with weeks remaining in the legislative session. Both bills would require local law enforcement to honor federal immigration detainers. That would involve local officials holding undocumented immigrants in custody based on the requests from federal authorities, which are administrative requests.

Desmond Meade honored by Time magazine for his efforts to restore the voting rights of Florida felons: Among Time’s annual list of “The 100 Most Influential

People in the World” is local Desmond Meade, executive director of the Florida Rights Restoration Coalition. Meade was an integral part in the 2018 passage of Amendment 4, an initiative which restored voting rights to over 1.4 million Floridians with past felony convictions. It was the single largest expansion of voting rights in the U.S. in half a century and brought an end to 150 years of a Jim Crowera law in Florida. xpeters@orlandoweekly.com

FACE TIME Orlando and Tampa airports ramp up facial recognition scanning for international passengers BY J O E Y R O U L E TTE

ll international gates at the main airports in Orlando and Tampa will soon use small facial recognition stations to verify the identities of all incoming and outgoing travelers, including U.S. citizens. Officials say the technology will speed up passenger processing, but its primary purpose is to nab imposters using fake passports or people who aren’t already catalogued in the facial recognition database, like undocumented immigrants. The first few stations, called Automated Passport Control Kiosks, went up in mid-2018. Orlando International Airport is close to outfitting all of its international gates with the iPad-size pods, tallying 30 altogether for around $4 million as part of a sweeping effort by U.S. Customs and Border Protection to modernize its identification technology. Using the kiosk should take passengers no more than 90 seconds, according to Sita, the Swiss company that provides the hardware. A passenger walks up to what looks like an iPad on a stand, faces the camera for a photo, then continues through the airside. The kiosk uses CBP’s face-matching algorithms to identify the passenger’s face from a database of millions of government-issued image sources like passports, visas and drivers’ licenses. That match then joins with boarding control information shared by the airline. Boarding software from 18 airlines at MCO is integrated with CBP’s facial recognition algorithm on international gates, and a handful of them are still in testing. “Airlines that use those gates have to be modified” to work with CBP’s software, MCO’s chief information officer John Newsome says. “As a matter of fact, I think we just completed testing Iceland Air last night.” “We haven’t completed the install for all the gates, but it’s already being used,” MCO spokeswoman Carolyn Fennell says. Tampa International Airport is aiming for a pilot program this summer using three kiosks installed at three international gates. By 2020, every international gate will have them, including seven at Airside F, two at Airside E and one at Airside C. “We’re moving in the direction of a one-stop process,” TPA’s Senior IT Manager Doug Wycoff said in a news release. “It’s a big enhancement both for our passengers and the airport.” Facial recognition is a type of biometric identifier that companies and agencies say is more convenient to confirm passengers’ identity with because it doesn’t require physical contact like fingerprint scanners, which airlines complain slows down boarding lines and costs too much money. But the cost of convenience could be the technol-

ogy’s accuracy. A 2017 report from the Georgetown Center on Privacy and Technology says the U.S. Department of Homeland Security’s airport face recognition systems erroneously reject as many as one in 25 travelers who had valid passports, which could prompt authorities to deny boarding misidentified passengers or cause unwanted delays and encounters. There are currently no laws or regulations in Florida that govern law enforcement’s use of facial recognition technology, and some software, like Amazon’s Rekognition, has a greater tendency to misidentify women of color over white men. The Customs and Border Protection agency uses the technology to catch international travelers who are overstaying their visas, or undocumented immigrants whose photos don’t show up in the image database. According to a 2018 report in Frontline, a government periodical disseminated by CBP, a facial recognition station at the Atlanta International Airport flagged a 28-year-old Mexican woman on her way to catch a flight to Mexico City because her face didn’t match any of the photos stored in the database. CBP agents pulled her aside, according to the report, and the woman, who didn’t have a visa or green card to show she was a lawful resident, admitted to entering the country illegally four years prior. The CBP agents took her fingerprints and, with her facial photo now captured by the kiosk, her biometric information was logged in a “lookout list” of immigrants that can remain stored for up to 75 years. “The device automatically created a biometric exit record confirming that the woman left the country,” the report said, adding that “passengers like the young woman have been found daily” using the facial recognition stations in Atlanta. In a massive national security overhaul following the 9/11 attacks, Congress passed legislation in 2002 that required the Department of Homeland Safety (which was created in response to 9/11) to screen incoming international travelers with biometric data using fingerprint scanners. DHS beefed up its biometric toolbox in 2004 and, along with the common biographic info authorities collect, began collecting biometric data from all travelers leaving and exiting the country, including U.S. citizens. Since then Customs and Border Protection, serving under DHS, has greatly expanded its biometric collections in separate pilot programs with private airlines that tested facial recognition stations and iris scanners at various U.S. airports.

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A SLOWLY BOILING FROG If we hadn’t become numb to Trump’s corruption and lies, the calls for impeachment would be deafening BY JE FFREY C. BILL M A N

Your first clue that Donald would be deafening. Instead, the frog has Trump doesn’t want you to know what’s in the Mueller report is the date of its release: the day before Passover and Easter weekend, but a whole 25 days after Special Counsel Robert Mueller delivered it and Attorney General William Barr assured Congress (and a gullible mainstream media) that the president had been totally cleared of wrongdoing.

Your second clue is that Trump spent the week prior rage-tweeting about the “18 Angry Democrats” on Mueller’s team who had – the logic gets twisted here – nonetheless rendered a “NO COLLUSION! NO OBSTRUCTION!” verdict. Trump’s lawyers (but not Congress) had gotten a sneak peek at the report’s 448 pages, and the president seemed less than thrilled by his exoneration. Your third clue is that, the morning of the “lightly” redacted report’s release, Barr – whose history of covering up Republican crimes dates back to Iran Contra – held a press conference to repeatedly declare that there was “no collusion,” as if he were the president’s flack instead of the country’s top lawyer. This was a shameless attempt to preemptively frame a bullshit narrative. That should have been obvious to anyone who’s been paying attention. But once the report dropped, we saw how deep the bullshit actually ran – and somehow, it was still shocking. Before we get there, though, imagine that everything in the Mueller report was new and the New York Times and Washington Post hadn’t revealed its contents over the last two years. (So much for #FakeNews, huh?) Imagine we had learned for the first time that the Trump campaign welcomed Russia’s help in swinging the election; that, during the campaign, Trump was trying to build a $300 million high-rise in Moscow; and that Trump repeatedly tried to intimidate witnesses and shut down the investigation, including ordering his minions to fire the special counsel. Imagine we hadn’t become numb to the corruption and mendacity. The calls for impeachment

boiled slowly, and Trump is trying to claim vindication. There is no vindication in Mueller’s words, at least to anyone with a middleschool level of reading comprehension. Trying to summarize his voluminous findings in a few hundred words is a fool’s errand, but the report makes three things extraordinarily clear. First, there absolutely was collusion – with WikiLeaks, which was disseminating information obtained by Russian hackers. Per Mueller’s report: “By the late summer of 2016, the Trump Campaign was planning a press strategy, a communications campaign, and messaging based on the possible release of Clinton emails by WikiLeaks.” There were also lots of shady campaign contacts with Russian operatives, including Donald Trump Jr.’s meeting with a Kremlinconnected operative teasing “incriminating” information on Hillary Clinton. (Mueller concluded in part that Don Jr. was too naive to realize that soliciting assistance from a foreign government was illegal.) But collusion isn’t a crime. The crime is conspiracy and coordination. The campaign coordinated with WikiLeaks to disseminate the emails, and while there’s evidence that campaign officials knew where those emails originated, Mueller decided he couldn’t prove a conspiracy. Second, Trump absolutely tried to obstruct justice. Mueller “found multiple acts by the President that were capable of exerting undue influence over law enforcement investigations.” In his summary to Congress last month, Barr brushed aside Trump’s obstruction by saying that, since there was no underlying conspiracy, Trump had no criminal intent. But Mueller disputed that: “The evidence does point to a range of other possible personal motives animating the President’s conduct.” Among them: Trump saw the investigation as an attack on his legitimacy, and he worried that it might expose other illegal or unflattering conduct. Trump got lucky – his advisers simply ignored him. “The president’s efforts to influence the investigation were mostly unsuccessful, but that is largely because the persons who surrounded the president declined to carry out orders or accede to his requests,” Mueller wrote. And he escaped prosecution by virtue of the fact that a

“federal criminal accusation against a sitting President would place burdens on the President’s capacity to govern and potentially preempt constitutional processes for addressing presidential misconduct.” But Mueller had the goods – that much was obvious. According to Department of Justice policy, Trump can’t be prosecuted while in office. So if Mueller reported that the president committed a crime, the president wouldn’t have a chance to defend himself in court. And an accusation “could carry consequences that extend beyond the realm of criminal justice.” So Mueller punted to Congress – and its impeachment powers. Third – this cannot be understated – Trump lies, all the time, about everything. Everyone around him lies, too. They always fucking lie. A small sampling: During the campaign, Trump lied about his Moscow business venture, and, Mueller wrote, “expressed skepticism that Russia had hacked the emails at the same time as he and other Campaign advisors privately sought information [redacted] about any further WikiLeaks releases.” As president, Trump put out a press release that lied about his campaign’s meeting with a Russian operative, then his lawyer lied about Trump’s involvement in that press release. Trump lied to NBC News about inviting FBI director James Comey to a private dinner in 2017, then lied about it not being his idea to fire Comey. White House press secretary Sarah Sanders lied about the “countless” FBI agents who wanted Comey gone; under oath, she confessed to making that up. Trump lied about reports that he directed the White House counsel to fire Mueller. And William Barr deliberately mischaracterized Mueller’s report in an effort to hide the president’s misdeeds. As part of the Mueller investigation, several campaign officials and associates have faced charges for lying to investigators or Congress. Trump doesn’t have to worry about that. Both he and Don Jr. refused interviews with Mueller. The fish rots from the head, and this whole corrupt fugu needs to go. feedback@orlandoweekly.com

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A GREEK TRAGEDY

The Orlando Apollos deserved better than the Alliance of American Football

BY XANDER P ETERS

he Alliance of American Football was supposed to be different. Announced in March 2018, the eight-team developmental spring league was pitched as faster, rougher and more action-packed than the NFL. What it lacked in marquee talent, it would make up for in excitement: no kickoffs, no one-point conversions, a shorter play clock, no bullshit rules to protect the quarterback. It would be more like traditional football than the arena variety, and not as schlocky as the short-lived XFL, but somewhere in the middle. To be sure, the XFL was an inspiration. One of the AAF’s founders, Charlie Ebersol – the son of former NBC Sports head Dick Ebersol – had directed a documentary on WWE executive Vince McMahon’s 2001 gridiron stunt, and was fascinated by its spectacle. But the other founder, Bill Polian, was a former general manager for the NFL’s Buffalo Bills and Indianapolis Colts, and the league had also picked up some former NFL greats as advisers, including soon-to-be Hall of Fame safety Troy Polamalu, defensive end Justin Tuck, wide receiver Hines Ward and vaunted rules analyst Mike Pereira. The AAF was designed to be the best of both worlds – and eventually, it might serve as a pipeline to the NFL. Unlike in college football, the players would be paid:

They’d all receive the same $250,000, three-year deal, which would come with an exit clause in case the NFL called. Players would be signed to teams based on the geographic regions in which they played college ball, too, so there was also a “hometown” aesthetic. The idea was enticing enough to attract some big names. The brand Starter inked a deal to be the official apparel provider. Heisman winner (and NFL wash-out) Johnny Manziel signed on to quarterback the Memphis Express, a team coached by Pro Football Hall of Famer (and former San Francisco 49ers head coach) Mike Singletary. But maybe the biggest get, at least around here, was legendary former University of Florida coach Steve Spurrier, who agreed to helm Orlando’s franchise, dubbed the Apollos. The idea took off in Orlando. More than 20,000 people crowded into the University of Central Florida’s Spectrum Stadium on Saturday, Feb. 9, for the team’s debut against the Atlanta Legends. CBS broadcast that first game, a 40–6 shellacking in which Apollos QB Garrett Gilbert threw for 227 yards. Similar crowds showed up for the next two home contests – attendance figures not far off what Orlando City Soccer Club usually pulls, and nearly double the Orlando Predators’ home average in 2016, the last year it played in the Arena Football League before

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disbanding. (The Preds re-launched in the National Arena League earlier this month.) “That was the main thing: We had a professional football team,” says Darrell Williams, who, along with his wife, Linda, was the first Apollos season ticket holder. “We live in Sanford and, yeah, we go to Tampa Bay [Buccaneers] games. But holy cannoli, when we found out about this, I said, ‘Baby, this is right up our alley. We can go watch professional football players play and we have front row seats right on about the 20-yard line.’” “And they had Steve Spurrier,” Linda Williams adds. “How many people can say that?” Through the first eight weeks of the 10-week regular season, the Apollos dominated, going a league-best 7–1 and clinching a playoff berth. Gilbert led the AAF in passing. Following a stunning fourth-quarter comeback victory in Memphis on March 30, the Apollos were headed back to Orlando to face the 3–5 San Diego Fleet. That game never happened. Fifty-three days after the league’s first snap, and 25 days before its champion was supposed to be crowned, the AAF suddenly collapsed. By April 17, facing mounting lawsuits, the league filed for bankruptcy. In hindsight, it’s easy to see the AAF for what it was: a financial game of Jenga that was teetering on the brink of

SCOTT ORNDOFF AND SEAN PRICE, ORLANDO APOLLOS TIGHT ENDS, IN BETTER DAYS | PHOTOS COURTESY THE ALLIANCE OF AMERICAN FOOTBALL

disaster from the outset. But at the time, its sudden demise to everyone – players, coaches, even the league’s growing fan base – came completely by surprise. Weeks later, one question remains: Who’s to blame? “You know, you go back and forth and say, ‘Should I have known this, and should I have known that?’” says Michael Waddell, the Apollos’ former president. “At some point, you …” Waddell stops and sighs. “It’s just a great disappointment. We had players and coaches and staff that moved here because they believed in what we were doing, and came together in a very short amount of time, came together as a family.” He adds: “I’m just disappointed that we were unable to finish out what we started.”

As seems to be appropriate in 2019, the end

– or news of it – came on Twitter. Shortly before 1 p.m. on April 2, word began to circulate that Tom Dundon, a 47-year-old billionaire who had acquired a majority stake in the AAF less than two months earlier, had decided to shut the whole thing down, over the objections of Ebersol and Polian. By 5 p.m., it was official. Dundon, who owns the NHL’s Carolina Hurricanes, had pledged to pump $250 million into the AAF in February. He’d moved in after an initial funder bailed

following the league’s season opener, and his investment gave the league the appearance of a strong foundation on which to grow. Indeed, that’s what Dundon said when he took over. “There’s a difference between commitment and funding,” Dundon told the media in February. “They had the commitments to last a long time, but maybe not the money in the bank. My money is in my bank. I’m sure of it. … That’s enough money to run this league for a long time. We’re good for many years to come with what I just did.” That’s not what happened. Dundon, it turns out, had only agreed to float the AAF week to week. And by the end of March, the league had burned through $70 million of his cash. Dundon’s desperation move was a threat to dissolve his league unless the NFL Players Association let the AAF use younger NFL players, with the hope that bigger names coming out of college football would cement the AAF’s status as a developmental league. Though there were rumors, the NFLPA initially declined. After that, it seems he gave up. Dundon made his fortune off of subprime car loans and an investment in the sports and entertainment gaming franchise TopGolf. He’d bought the struggling Carolina Hurricanes in 2018, overhauled the organization, and a year later it made the playoffs for the first time in a

decade. He should have known what he was getting into. AAF executives have remained mum since the league dissolved, and Dundon did not respond to repeated requests for an interview. But it seems clear the league was a financial garbage fire. Almost all of Dundon’s $70 million went to payroll; the league’s vendors were getting shafted. The AAF, for example, owes UCF more than $325,000. The league signed a three-year agreement in which the Apollos would play five home games a year at Spectrum Stadium at $75,000 a pop, for a total of $1.1 million. The team only ended up playing three games there, bringing the tab to $225,000, plus unpaid expenses for police and other vendors. UCF sent the AAF three invoices before the league pulled the plug. The check has yet to arrive. The university declined to comment on whether it would pursue legal action, adding to the two lawsuits that have already been filed, and the AAF’s former head of business operations did not respond to questions about how the league would pay its outstanding debts. Though the AAF’s website is mostly inactive, a statement on its homepage says, “This is not the way we wanted it to end, but we are also committed to working on solutions for all outstanding issues to the best of our

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ability. Due to ongoing legal processes, we are unable to comment further or share details about the decision.” The AAF never really had its shit together. Case in point: Just three weeks into the season, the Apollos had to move their practices from Camping World Stadium to a high school in southern Georgia, with the players being bused back and forth from hotels in Jacksonville. This happened because Florida does not cover athletes under its workers compensation laws, and the AAF hadn’t found an insurance company to cover the entire league. Having the Apollos spend 51 percent of their practice days on Georgia soil allowed players the option, if needed, to file a claim under the state’s workers’ compensation laws. Football, it goes without saying, is a violent, concussion-prone sport. Launching a football league without an insurer does not seem like a particularly well-considered decision. That was one of many ill-considered decisions. Perhaps these decisions were ill-considered because the AAF rushed to get on the field. In January 2018, two months before Ebersol and Polian made their announcement, Vince McMahon said he was going to take another stab at the XFL in spring 2020, so maybe they wanted to beat him – and his promised half-billion-dollar investment – to the punch. That’s speculation. Regardless, the AAF’s collapse has produced a volcano of legal activity. John Swope and Jay Roberson, who worked for the AAF’s Birmingham Iron franchise, filed a potentially class-action federal lawsuit arguing that the league failed to follow the federal Worker Adjustment and Retraining Notification Act when it issued the nationwide layoffs in April. Birmingham Iron punter Colton Schmidt and Apollos linebacker Reggie Northrup have brought another claim, saying they wouldn’t have subjected themselves to “serious risk of physical or damage to [their] health” or “forgone other financial opportunities” had they been aware of the AAF’s shaky financial standing. In addition, the lawsuit alleges that the AAF not paying its players for the last two regular season games indicates that the AAF entered the contracts in bad faith.

In August, before AAF teams had chosen their mascots, Spurrier was excited. “I think we can put a really good product on the field. I’m watching all these NFL games right now and half the guys are playin’ in the preseason, they’re gonna get cut and they’re gonna be wantin’ to play in our league,” Spurrier told Orlando Weekly. Asked whether fans should be patient, Spurrier sounded frustrated. “No, they shouldn’t be patient. Three weeks is plenty of time to put a good football team together,” Spurrier said, referring to the AAF’s training camp that winter. He did put a good football team together. The Apollos came out hot and stayed that way, going undefeated through the first five CONTINUED ON PAGE 17

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weeks of the season. Gilbert was the best passer in the league. Wide receiver Charles Johnson accumulated 45 catches for 687 yards and five touchdowns, and defensive back Keith Reaser recorded three interceptions. That was good enough for them to parlay their eight weeks in the AAF into NFL contracts: Gilbert signed with the Cleveland Browns. Johnson and Reaser have gone to the Philadelphia Eagles and Kansas City Chiefs, respectively. Several other AAF players made a similar jump. For many of them, the developmental league offered a second chance to show their stuff. But not everyone will go to football’s majors. “A lot of guys were hurt by this,” says Sean Price, a former tight end with the Apollos who played at the University of South Florida. “Leaving the [last team] meeting, it was very emotional for some people. They just didn’t account for other people’s living situations. It’s just not – it’s just not fair.” Price moved his girlfriend and child to Central Florida from Colorado Springs, where he was an intramural sports director for soldiers and families at a military base. Like all players in the AAF, he signed a three-year deal. The league didn’t live up to its word, he says. “I mean, I just felt betrayed,” Price says. “It was a great league. I loved the way the league was set up and all the opportunities that had been given to us. But just to take it away seems very disrespectful, very childish. It seems that they had the funds in place. They just had some upper management issues that nothing to do with the players.” As Price continues training, he’s keeping an eye toward the next iteration of the XFL. He’s also considering taking legal action against the AAF, perhaps joining Schmidt and Northrup’s lawsuit. “To just have [the league] dismantled while we’re at a practice like that, it’s crazy,” Price says. “So hopefully this lawsuit, or whoever else, can see it through that what they did was wrong and they should pay out these athletes and coaches for the time, for the contract that they had.” xpeters@orlandoweekly.com

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A LENS SUPREME

Snap Space hosts a communion with the quiet master chronicler of the jazz world BY JE SSI C A BRYC E YOU N G

Aretha Franklin, 1967 PHOTO BY CHUCK STEWART

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ou might not know you know him, but you know him. Chuck Stewart’s photographs adorn the covers of at least 2,000 albums, by his count. That’s his work on Albert Ayler’s Love Cry, Gil ScottHeron’s The Revolution Will Not Be Televised, Art Blakey & the Jazz Messengers’ Three Blind Mice. And so, although he’s a visual artist, it’s music fans who know him best. Over the span of a 70-year career, Stewart shot photos of Marian Anderson when he was just 13; atom bomb tests as an Army Signal Corps photographer; and actors, comedians, pro athletes and art nudes, but it was his work in the jazz world that dominated both his career and his reputation. And now an exhibition of his work is coming to Orlando’s Snap Space gallery, Eye of an Era: The Legacy of Chuck Stewart, opening Friday, April 26. Bucking the trend of splashy, electrifying artist portraits, Stewart captured musicians in intimate and introspective moments. In Stewart’s 2017 obituary in the New York Times, jazz historian Dan Morgenstern was quoted saying that photogs weren’t always welcome in the recording studio, but Stewart was. “Producers and engineers accepted him,” Morgenstern said. “He was not the least bit intrusive. He would never snap a shutter in the middle of a take. He was the extreme opposite of the paparazzi.” Most famously, Stewart was in the studio with John Coltrane during the recording of A Love Supreme and Ascension. The images he made during these sessions are so meditative, so understated, that it’s hard to remember a photographer is present – were it not for the technical perfection of the lighting and composition. “When Chuck passed away I really wanted to make sure his legacy was known to people, because he’s done such incredible stuff,” says local jazz broadcaster Kyle Eagle. (Check out his show, The Major Scale, on WUCF.) “He captured jazz in a way that no one else did. … His Coltrane images

[ arts + culture ] EYE OF AN ERA: THE LEGACY OF CHUCK STEWART opens 7 p.m. Friday, April 26; on view through July 27 Snap! Space 1013 E. Colonial Drive snaporlando.com free

are absolutely naked.” Eagle knew Stewart from back when they both lived in Teaneck, New Jersey. They became acquainted when Eagle was working on a documentary about composer and vibraphonist Gary McFarland, and his producer licensed some images of McFarland from Stewart. Now Eagle has worked with Stewart’s family to curate this exhibition for the Snap! gallery. Eagle says, “I’ve tried to keep the momentum going as much as possible.” The prints in this show, provided by Stewart’s family, are among the last Stewart printed himself and signed before his death. Patrick Kahn, of Snap, says he was familiar with Stewart’s iconic photographs of jazz legends. Eagle, the Stewart family, and Patrick and Holly Kahn worked together to make the show a reality. “We love the warmth and rawness of his imagery,” Kahn says. Eye of an Era will present a glimpse of Stewart’s advertising work and a selection of his art and issue-oriented photography as well. It will be a rare chance to see the work, since, unusually for a photographer of his magnitude, Stewart never sold his archive to Corbis, Getty or one of the big licensing firms. Many of his photos documenting the Love Supreme sessions were donated to the Smithsonian National Museum of American History. But this show gives Orlando the opportunity to commune visually with the creators and the chronicler of those wordless aural truths too big to speak. jyoung@orlandoweekly.com

John and Alice Coltrane, 1966 PHOTO BY CHUCK STEWART

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[ food + drink ] BOXI PARK

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6877 Tavistock Lakes Blvd. 407-536-9666 boxiparklakenona.com $

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CONTAINED ENVIRONMENT

A food hub fashioned from shipping containers is Tavistock’s latest culinary foray BY FAIYAZ KARA

hipping containers, those six-sided prisms of weathered corrugated steel, are finding uses beyond industrial consignments, human trafficking and postmodern home construction. They’re being used as swimming pools, growhouses, portable loos and, of course, restaurants. The Smoky Park Supper Club in Asheville’s River Arts District is a pretty cool-looking restaurant constructed from 19 such cuboids, and the novelty of dining at the country’s largest shipping container restaurant doesn’t really wear off once seated inside. If anything, the restaurant demonstrates how function and form can appear in balance, even inside a steel box. Over in the planned community of Taverstockia, er, Lake Nona, sits Boxi Park, Tavistock’s take on the shipping container-cum-restaurant trend and one that completely deconstructs the notion. It’s a patchwork of counter-service concepts – lobster rolls, fried chicken, burgers, tacos, health food and ice cream – situated in a manner that promotes a free flow of humans from one metal-framed kiosk of commerce to the next, like a mini theme park. There’s a live music stage, beach vol-

leyball courts, a playground. There’s also booze and beer and plenty of mirth coated in an organic veneer. And if Boxi Park feels a bit contrived, that’s because it is: This is no pop-up food bazaar of independent chefs and vendors – it’s a private investment firm and culinary conglomerate guising it as such. And in manufactured Lake Nona, it works like a charm. Boxi Park feels like an impromptu happening. Down a crunchy soft-shell crab roll ($12) from Claw & Order, wipe the yuzu-wasabi mayo off your chin, then head for a beer brewed by Park Pizza & Brewing Company across the street. You’ll hear poppy tunes from the live band as you make your way to one of the tables scattered about the venue. A beach ball might come out of nowhere and bounce off your leg, or you may run into someone you haven’t seen in a decade, or you might just head back to Claw & Order for a gratifying lobster roll ($11), or strut over to Fowl Play for a fried chicken “Bollywood Bun” ($7) spiced with a Kashmiri chili-turmeric mayo. When the rains come, umbrellas shoot

OPENINGS Bread & Co., an artisanal bakery with

out over tables and Boxi Park’s workers hand out complimentary ponchos to keep the action going. Others use it as an opportunity to grab a decent burger on a potato roll ($7) from the Grill Next Door, or tacos from Cañonita. We tried a salty carne asada with Cajun spicing, a barbacoa with chicharrones and caramelized pineapple and a fish taco; the tortillas were fashioned from yellow corn and wheat flour, a hybrid we’d never tried before with a taste and texture more like a flour tortilla. At this point we were ready for some sweets from Naughty & Nice. The “Nice” is a reference to the salads, wheatgrass shots ($2.75) and fresh juices ($5) they sell in addition to doughnuts ($3) supplied by Valkyrie Doughnuts and macarons from Tavistock’s Canvas Restaurant a few yards away. They did the trick, but it didn’t stop us from also getting some black vanilla soft serve (black = activated charcoal) sauced with a little caramel ($3) from Before It Melts. There’s even a handful of flavors, some vegan, from Greenery Creamery on hand. It was nice to see a couple of local outfits represented here, as all the other vendors were spawned from the boardrooms of Tavistock with the idea being to brick-and-mortarize any one (or more) of these concepts should it take off. Yes, Boxi Park is a controlled laboratory, a Tavistock testing ground, an incubator. And it’s a pretty good idea. Shipping-container food hubs like Boxi Park in all their metallic, rectangular glory may, in fact, present the shape of things to come. fkara@orlandoweekly.com

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Korean and Asian leanings, is now serving cakes, pastries, breads and a bevy of baked goods (love those banana baked donuts) in the old Wonton Asian Kitchen space on West Fairbanks Avenue … Signature India has opened on South OBT near Central Florida Parkway with a decent selection of chaat … Beth’s Burger Bar, which closed its downtown location in December of last year, will open an outpost in the Griffin Farm plaza off Lake Mary Boulevard later this summer … Look for Reuben Schiffman’s Delicatessen to open on State Road 436 in Casselberry at the end of the month ... Barnie’s Coffee & Tea has opened inside the Jewish Community Center in Maitland serving coffee, smoothies and freezers, as well as baked goods … Over at the Maitland City Centre, 407 Gelato is aiming to open by early summer … Metro Diner officially opens its Hunter’s Creek café on April 30 … Nearby, Don Pepito Tropical Eatery has opened on West Vine Street in Kissimmee.

CLOSINGS/MOVES O’Charley’s in the Phillips Crossing plaza on Turkey Lake Road has closed after 14 years in that location … The Windermere Peach Valley Café on Dr. Phillips Boulevard has closed; other area locations of the chain remain open … Tamale Co. Take Out in the Citgo gas station in Altamonte Springs has closed. Look for Tamale & Co.’s Hourglass District location to open any day now.

NEWS Hawkers Asian Street Fare in Windermere rolls out its brunch menu starting May 4 and 5. Look for soup dumplings (yes), Japanese souffle pancakes, Hong Kong waffles and more.

EVENTS

The third annual Cocoa Beach Uncorked featuring food, wine and craft beer goes from noon to 4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, April 27-28, at Alan Shepard Park. Tickets are $65, or $85 VIP … Wine Barn in Winter Park hosts a paella and wine tasting Tuesday, April 30, from 1-4 p.m. and 6-9 p.m. Cost is $30 ($24 if you don’t want wine). For reservations, email info@ thewinebarn.net … Ruth’s Chris’ third “TasteMaker Dinner” May 2-3 will feature a five-course menu paired with wines from the Prisoner Wine Company. Cost is $110 … Chef Josh Oakley of 1921 Mount Dora welcomes Cress Restaurant’s Hari Pulapaka for a five-course meal May 9 highlighting the bounty of Florida. Some of the dishes to expect: root vegetable vichyssoise, herb-crusted snapper and sausage-stuffed quail. Cost is $155. Got restaurant dish? Send tips to dining@orlandoweekly.com

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BUSTER’S BISTRO

Convivial Belgian gastropub in the heart of Sanford’s historic district has an amazing selection of Belgian brews on tap and by the bottle. Hearty dishes make fine accompaniments to all that beer, none more so than the short rib carbonnade. A deconstructed vol-au-vent’s got flavor, as does the poutine, though the presentation may make card-carrying Canucks cringe. Closed Mondays. 300 Sanford Ave., Sanford, 407-732-6880; $$

BAANCHAN THAI

East Orlando Thai joint delivers a bit of the traditional (the pad thai is solid) with a few dishes to lure the intrepid diner, like seasoned quail eggs fried in a khanon krok; “Thai heaven beef,” aka fried beef jerky; and duck ramen in a lemongrass broth cloaking infernal red-hot chilis. Creamy Thai tea makes a great palliator. Closed Mondays. 10725 E. Colonial Drive, 407-270-8448; $

FOREVER NAAN

From-scratch curries highlight this small Curry Ford Road curry shop, though the samosas, delicately fried and not thickskinned, deserve praise as well. Naans are made on a tawa, but look for a proper tandoor to be installed in the coming weeks. Along with it will come an expanded menu of Indian street snacks (think pani puri and kebab rolls) and vegan offerings. Closed Mondays and Saturdays. 4205 Curry Ford Road, 407-601-0835; $

SUSURU

The nostalgia-packed decor of this attractions-area izakaya dazzles as much as the brilliant menu of yakitori, ramen and small bites. Of note are the skewered chicken thighs and chicken skin, as well as the tubular chicken meatball drizzled with your choice of five sauces. Short rib, Kurobuta pork-honey sausage and even Brussels sprouts benefit from binchotan grilling. Don’t pass up the street corn nor the hamachi collar. From the selection of ramen, rich and creamy chicken paitan lends a tonkotsu-like high. Cocktails come camera-ready. Closed Monday. 8548 Palm Parkway, 407-778-4813; $

VERANDA RESTAURANT

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patties. Culinary convergence comes in the form of stuffed cabbage and grape leaves, while the chicken soup is a cure-all bowl of beauty. For the less adventurous, Italian dishes (think pedestrian pastas and pizzas) are also offered. Open daily. 1700 W. Sand Lake Road, 407-730-9190; $$

DOMU CHIBI

Waits can get long at this “quick casual” offshoot of the highly lauded Domu, but you’ll get legit bowls of ramen for under $10. Noodles aren’t made in house (they’re procured from the respected Sun Noodle) as they are at Domu’s flagship, but the broths and bases, like the 18-hour tonkotsu, certainly are. Rice bowls and smaller bites like gyoza and bravas fries are offered too. Open daily. 869 N. Alafaya Trail, 407-7307260; $

MENAGERIE EATERY & BAR

From the folks who brought you the Stubborn Mule and RusTeak comes the Menagerie, an eclectic joint with an equally eclectic menu that criss-crosses international culinary boundaries. You’ll find everything from Taiwanese Night Market chicken to curried cauliflower served with pisco sour relish to fried cod crusted in Frosted Flakes. No, they don’t take things too seriously here. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays. Sunday brunch until 3 p.m. 101 S. Eola Drive, 407-601-5358; $$

THE RAMEN

This humble ramen joint by Suichi Tanida, the former chef at Epcot’s Mitsukoshi Restaurant, gives downtowners a healthy dose of traditional tonkotsu, shoyu and miso ramen. Don’t overlook gratifying donburi rice bowls or takoyaki. A handful of vegan options are offered as well. Closed Sunday. 486 N. Orange Ave., 407-2334801; $$

ZERO DEGREES

Fresh-fruit slushies, teas and coffee are this Cali-based chain’s signature offerings, but “Hispanic-Asian” food offerings make ideal accompaniments to such boffo iced bevs as mangonada and spicy watermelon. Chilotes – elotes topped with crushed Flamin’ Hot Cheetos and chicharrones – are as street as it gets, though popcorn chicken, wings and noodles keep things heated. 5282 W. Colonial Drive, 407-4874597; also 1700 W. Sand Lake Road, 407270-5164; $

BOLAY

Fast-casual joint in Lake Nona (with more outposts to come in Winter Park and UCF) lets guests build beautiful guilt-free and gluten-free bowls of deliciousness. Choose from nine different bases (everything from black rice and orange-basil quinoa to Asian sweet potato noodles and kale), layer on cooked veggies like ginger broccoli and smoky cauliflower, add some meat, other add-ons and a sauce, and have at it. Meats, btw, don’t suffer from the over-charring so often found at Chipotle. 12711 Narcoossee Road, 407-627-1990; $ n

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[ film + tv ] FILM LISTINGS Amazing Grace Recently unearthed footage of Aretha Franklin’s live performance at Watts New Temple Baptist Church in 1972. Opens Friday; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $12; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Free screening of the fourth Harry Potter film, the one with the Tri-Wizard Cup tournament. Monday, 7 pm; À La Cart, 609 Irvington Ave.; free; 407-776-4693; alacartorlando.com. Kingdom Men Rising Christian documentary film exploring what it means to “be a real man” in the midst of “confusion about masculinity.” Monday-Tuesday, 7 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com.

Bryn Vale and Taylor Schilling in Family PHOTO COURTESY OF THE FILM ARCADE

FAMILY IN FACE PAINT Juggalos finally get some wicked clown love from the mainstream BY DAVID RIEDEL

ere’s something you don’t see every day: a movie in which Juggalos – those fanatical face-painted followers of Insane Clown Posse – not only play a major role in a motion picture, but are treated with a modicum of respect, even as they’re frequently the butt of jokes. That angle is what makes writer-director Laura Steinel’s Family a hoot when it should feel familiar, since the story is typical of family comedies – R-rated family comedies, that is. Kate (Taylor Schilling, Orange Is the New Black) is a buttoned-up, self-loathing, nononsense senior vice president at a hedge fund. She has zero tolerance for anything that impedes her professional success. So when her estranged brother (Eric Edelstein) asks her to watch his 11-year-old daughter, Maddie (Bryn Vale), for a few days, Kate’s initial reaction is a firm “No.” After a serious guilt trip from her sister-in-law, Kate agrees to babysit. (How estranged is this family, by the way? Kate doesn’t remember Maddie’s name or her brother’s home address.) And thus begins Kate’s light-comedy path to redemption, the ol’ ah-family-ain’tso-bad-it-leads-to-personal-growth routine that we’ve seen countless times

before (Home for the Holidays, Baby Boom, The Family Stone, Uncle Buck). Fortunately, Steinel counteracts the genre’s saccharine tendencies with lots of outrageous situations and sharp dialogue. For example, when Maddie complains that kids at school call her names because she wears a cape, Kate says, “If you want to run around looking like the Burger King, then kids are going to make fun of you.” It’s an unkind thing for an aunt to say to her miserable niece, but it’s funny, and Schilling’s comic timing is strong enough to make Kate come off as maladroit in social situations rather than a total asshole with a complete disregard for another person’s feelings. I’d like to tell you the Juggalo gag, in what turns out to be a major plot point, is a big surprise, but its introduction in Family is one of the movie’s major stumbling blocks. Family opens with a scene straight out of a J.J. Abrams TV show – you know, when the episode begins with the ending and then flashes back to the beginning – so we know from the first moment that Kate will end up chasing Maddie around a Gathering while they’re both covered in face paint. Fortunately, what happens at the

FAMILY

Movieola: Wall-E Outdoor screening of the Pixar film about a lonely robot left to clean up the Earth. Friday, 6 pm; Lake Eola Park, East Central Boulevard and North Eola Drive; free; orlando. gov.

Opens Friday, April 26 Barnstorm Theater 2720 Brownwood Blvd., The Villages thevillagestheatres.com

HHHHH Gathering – shot at a real Gathering, by the way – mostly makes up for Steinel telegraphing the story’s ending. And despite some feelings of story déjà vu, Family mostly works. It doesn’t take itself too seriously, even when it tackles a few of the movie’s more serious subjects, such as bullying, parenting an awkward child, and Kate’s tendency to treat her co-workers as pawns in a chess game rather than humans with lives outside the office. Schilling is the glue holding this contrivance together, and she pulls it off. Helping her is Vale, as well as Bryan Tyree Henry as Sensei Pete, Maddie’s well-intentioned sort-of karate instructor. Bonus: Kate doesn’t go through a complete transformation, but just enough of one to make it seem as if the movie hasn’t sold out her character for the sake of delivering a feel-good ending. It’s the kind of transformation someone might actually have after a life-altering experience, even if it’s spurred on by the Gathering of the Juggalos. feedback@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

Movie Under the Stars: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Free outdoor screening of the Academy Award-winning animated film about Miles Morales, a Brooklyn teenager who gets amazing spider-powers. Friday, 7 pm; Avalon Park, 3702 Avalon Park East Blvd.; free.

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Peanut Butter Matinee: Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs Family film about an inventor who tries to solve hunger by turning weather into food. Sunday, noon; Enzian Theater, 1300 S. Orlando Ave., Maitland; $9; 407-629-0054; enzian.org. Rifftrax Live: Octaman Bill, Mike and Kevin make fun of a movie about a mutated creature who keeps attacking humans after they keep stealing its babies. Wednesday, 7:30 pm; multiple locations; $13.31; fathomevents.com. Spring Series: Northern European Art Learn about the art of Belgium and the Netherlands during the 19th and 20th centuries and examine three well-known artists from the region: Vincent van Gogh, Piet Mondrian, and René Magritte. Friday, noon-1 pm; Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art, 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org. Wanzie With a Z Taped production of Michael Wanzie’s autobiographical play. Thursday, 7:30 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $8-$12; 407-425-7571; wanziemovie.eventbrite.com. APRIL 24-30, 2019 ● ORLANDO WEEKLY

ON SCREENS IN ORLANDO

Peterloo PHOTO COURTESY OF AMAZON STUDIOS

BY ST EVE SCHN EID ER

OPENING WEDNESDAY: Amazing Grace It takes a while for the staff at Maitland’s Enzian Theater to clean up after each edition of the Florida Film Festival. They have to survey the grounds for structural damage. Hose down the porta-potties. And find suitable homes for any babies that were born during the event. Oh wait, that’s Burning Man. Anyway, it’s still a big job. So the theater customarily shuts down for a few days after the festival wraps. Enzian reopens for regular business Friday, and on the marquee is an enticing holdover from the FFF. Amazing Grace documents a landmark performance the late Aretha Franklin gave at a church in Watts – a performance that reinforced her gospel roots to an appreciative audience of fans and parishioners (and, presumably, Fred Sanford). The film went uncompleted for decades, and even when it was finished, Franklin tried to block its release. But now she’s dead, so WE don’t have to suffer anymore! I love a happy ending. (Now somebody adopt those kids.) (NR) Avengers: Endgame The Russo brothers and Disney are petrified that fanboys and -girls will spoil the plot of Endgame. But I think they’re just being a bunch of worrywarts. I mean, the new Hellboy has been out for weeks, and nobody’s saying a single word about it! But just to be extra careful, we aren’t even printing our review of Endgame in this week’s paper. You’ll have to log on to orlandoweekly. com to check out Thaddeus McCollum’s take, because that’s how committed we are to keeping even minor spoilers under wraps.

(Trust us, it has absolutely nothing to do with editorial deadlines and screening times. Heaven forfend!) So long as we’re on the job, no innocent naif is going to leaf through this paper and stumble across confirmation of the popular fan theory that Ant-Man defeats Thanos by entering his body through the anus and then reassuming normal size. We’re saving that sort of thing for the wild west of the internet. You can thank us later. (Pssst: The theory is bunk. Thanos has a vag.) (PG-13)

ALSO PLAYING: Kalank If the phrase “Indian partition” strikes you as something to look for at Bed Bath & Beyond, you might benefit from Kalank, a Bollywood extravaganza that’s set just before the 1947 separation of India and Pakistan into two separate countries Herman Cain has never heard of. Against that backdrop of sweeping change, two men engage in a bitter rivalry that doesn’t just pertain to politics, but also encompasses adultery, illicit parentage and polygamy. Damn, and I already made my Herman Cain joke. (NR; playing at Universal Cinemark at CityWalk and Touchstar Cinemas Southchase 7) Peterloo Mike Leigh’s latest drama is described as revisiting an ugly chapter in British history. Which raises the question, “There are other chapters?” The film marks the 200th anniversary of the Peterloo massacre, in which government militiamen mowed down a crowd of reformists. It’s a Mike Leigh movie – can’t they just talk it out? (PG-13; playing at Regal Winter Park Village Stadium 20 & RPX) orlandoweekly.com

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GREAT LIVE MUSIC RATTLES ORLANDO EVERY NIGHT Andy Burns

XENO & OAKLANDER with Plastic Ivy

Young orchestral-pop expat knows his way around an elegant phrase, and he’s

9p.m. Sunday, April 28 Stonewall Bar 741 W. Church St. 407-373-088 stonewallorlando.com $8

joined by locals with similar savvy like Lexi Long and Jan Helene Lavigne. 8 p.m. Wednesday, April 24, at Grumpy’s Underground Lounge, donations suggested

The Anti-Queens Toronto garage-punk quartet play with a stacked deck of locals including the WildTones, Call In Dead, Grave Return and the Hamiltons. 8 p.m. Thursday, April 25, at the Falcon, $5 suggested donation

The Darling Fire

AN ELECTRICAL STORM Between time and space duo Xeno & Oaklander BY TYLER BARNEY

ver the last 15 years, Xeno & Oaklander have consistently set – and raised – the standard for underground electronic music. The New York-based duo of Miss Liz Wendelbo and Sean McBride have long stood at the vanguard of “minimal synth,” a movement less defined by a particular sound than by a DIY ethos channeled through analog synthesizers. “Our approach to the synthesizer is immediate and impulsive,” Wendelbo says, “and that’s what analog is all about.” The two met in a Brooklyn warehouse where Wendelbo was playing records one night. “Sean came down from his own loft,” Wendelbo recalls. “He liked my set; it was a mix of synth and psych. We formed the band pretty soon after that.” Xeno & Oaklander quickly came to prominence through their performances at music parties hosted by New York DJ and visual artist Pieter Schoolwerth, whose “Wierd” nights paved the way for Wierd Records, the label behind the duo’s first two albums. The label’s first release, a compilation of underground electronic artists, featured tracks from both Xeno & Oaklander and

The DF boast alumni from well-loved

says. “There’s so much to explore, and we still haven’t exhausted its architecture, mythology, biology and history.” A decade after their debut full-length, the duo again channels Greek mythology for their latest release, Hypnos. “A place in with minimal synth our imagination comes first when writing an album. For [this album], it was the cave, the dwelling of Hypnos, the god of sleep. The atmosphere influences the sound of Martial Canterel, McBride’s long-running the album and the lyrics, too,” she explains. The album closes with “Athena,” an ode to a solo project. From their earliest collaborations, it was Greek goddess and a return to the project’s clear the two were onto something special. early themes. Over time, the “technology has changed, Combined with McBride’s masterful synth compositions, Wendelbo’s angelic vocals – but sensibility has remained the same,” which alternate between English and her Wendelbo says. “When we began, there native French – imbued the duo’s sound were only vintage analog synths available with a distinctly European charm. “We like for the most part, whereas now there is a to get into a certain mood, and create a spe- horde of folks manufacturing modules and cial atmosphere, something in the ether,” re-creations based on the synthesizers of Wendelbo says. “We tend to jam in the stu- yesteryear.” To better appreciate the vision of Xeno dio a lot in the beginning, and then as an arc emerges, we start structuring the song and & Oaklander requires an understanding of their place in – and out – of time. Drawing arranging it.” Their mutual affinity for Greek mythol- inspiration from the past, they create music ogy laid a foundation upon which the rest of for the future. Wendelbo notes Kubrick’s their story is told. “Xeno was a pre-Socratic film 2001: A Space Odyssey as “influential in Greek philosopher,” says Wendelbo. “He was our music in general in its contrasting use famous for his paradoxes on time and space. of classical music and science fiction imagIt’s interesting for me to use a man’s name, ery in relation to intelligence and modern it’s surprising and blurs the lines between civilization.” Its juxtaposition of primitive genders.” The Grecian influence also mani- and futuristic concepts paved the way for fests itself on the cover of the duo’s first Hypnos, which “is fascinated with the flow album, Sentinelle, which features an image between dream state, technology, and the of the Acropolis in Athens. “We always seem beginnings of time.” to return [there] for inspiration,” Wendelbo music@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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underground outfits like the Rocking Horse Winner and Further Seems Forever, and this Friday show should be a scorcher. 9 p.m. Friday, April 26, at Will’s Pub, $5

Sandra Collins West Coast rave legend and crossover remixer (Nine Inch Nails, Fleet Foxes) Collins touches down at Iron Cow for what’s sure to be an explosive night. 10 p.m. Saturday, April 27, at Iron Cow, $10-$15

CloZee French “World Bass” maestro lays it down at downtown’s Celine, along with Axel Thesleff, Baron Fields and Floret Loret. 3 p.m. Sunday, April 28, at Celine, $25

Lord Huron Widescreen rockers Lord Huron are selling out shows left and right on this tour; you’ve been warned. Come early for fastrising indie-folk singer Faye Webster. 7 p.m. Monday, April 29, at House of Blues, $34-$75.75

Hot Snakes Long-awaited makeup show for a cancellation last year; explosive, angular San Diego freak rockers roll into Orlando with Mannequin Pussy. 8 p.m. Tuesday, April 30, at the Abbey, $20

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This week, a couple of devils

come down from Georgia to sleaze things up, and math rock reclaims some glory.

ANDREA & MUD AND WES MORRISON & THE STRAY HARES, WILL’S PUB, APRIL 18

Andrea & Mud – the partnership of Atlanta musicians Andrea Colburn and Mud Mosely – aren’t just about basic music. This is a band with aesthetic. Dealing in consciously graphic songs that could only soundtrack shady business, their sound is a nouveau-Western romp dripping with pulp and noir. It’s a tough barroom blend of country, blues and rockabilly that’s rendered with deep surf tones and vintage patina. And just to certify their dark-side cred, their latest album (Easy, Sleazy & Greazy) features a cameo by Legendary Shack Shakers visionary J.D. Wilkes. Though they often perform with a full band, the two principals came here as a simple duo. Between them, they handled guitars, a singing saw and a kick drum, which was notably impressive for being done with a backward stomp in stiletto heels. But for whatever gaps this strippeddown arrangement had relative to their full setup, the mileage of their presence and atmosphere carried the show. The long resonance of Mud’s guitar and the bourbon whiplash of Andrea’s vocal personality are, after all, the wild heart of their songs. And besides credit for a colorful performance, extra points go to the Atlanta pair for name-dropping Orlando bands the Woolly Bushmen and the Delusionaires. Opening were local alternative country rockers Wes Morrison and the Stray Hares. They’re a band that are a little obvi-

Between them, Andrea & Mud handled guitars, a singing saw and a kick drum – impressive for being done with a backward stomp in stiletto heels ous and haven’t quite found the pocket live yet. But they’re spirited enough for some good times. Sending the night home was Jacob Miller, far and away the most honky-tonk of the Woolly Bushmen, leading a band of noted locals – all veterans of Brian Chodorcoff’s classic country covers nights at Will’s Pub – across a set of old country songs.

DELTA SLEEP, HIKES, BOGUES AND LETTERS TO PART, SOUNDBAR, APRIL 15

If you were looking to rock out with both the math and the feels, this was the show for you. Headliner Delta Sleep were making their Orlando debut. Like fellow countrymen and near-past revivalists TTNG, this U.K. band are a golden call back to the early-2000s indie landscape where smart, technical and intricate music had a significant profile. And from their showing here, Delta Sleep have made the intersection of math rock and emo primetime real estate again, arriving to a feverish and deafening reception.

Live, their involved rock was all angles and emotions, weaving a melodic topography that features both halcyon post-rock drifts and post-hardcore crashes. Despite all the detail, their surging heart swells prevent the songs from being weighed down with fuss, a nice sense of symmetry for such a technique-driven band. And they lit this crowd up like it was 2005. Your cool uncle would be so proud. Opening Austin band Hikes till some similar soil with their blend of complexity and beauty. Their math-minded music features tons of instrumental latticework that jitters and skitters liberally, but it’s swathed in open, pastoral melodies of evergreen spirit. The dazzle of Nathan James Wilkins’ fancy-ass finger work is sick enough to thrill the guitar nerds, but not so knotty as to eclipse the loveliness of the songs. It all totaled a set that whipped the band and crowd into such equal froth that the performance ended with Wilkins being carried over the crowd on his back while shredding. Triumphant. Although he identifies as emo, solo Nashville opener Bogues steers that vibe down roads more atmospheric and rustic. Instead of the rock core that typically fuels the genre, his songs unfurl in longer, slower breaths. It can get drowsy, but it’s a needed twist on the form. Orlando openers Letters to Part also deal in their own blend of feelings and detail with drama-rock that’s large and designed to evoke. But earnest and true though they may be, their sensibility is dictated by the kind of open bathos that only has currency with the most bleeding or freshmen of hearts. baolehuu@orlandoweekly.com orlandoweekly.com

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Friday, April 26

Velvet Sessions: The Psychedelic Furs MUSIC

6:30 p.m. | Hard Rock Hotel, 5800 Universal Blvd. | 407-503-2000 | hardrockhotelorlando.com | $41.54

PHOTO BY MAGGIE BUTLER

The Psychedelic Furs have spent decades toeing that very tricky line between being enigmatic dark-pop icons and John Hughes soundtrack mainstays in ways that many of their ’80s contemporaries haven’t managed. Hence, they retain a certain mystique and underground cachet, while their hit singles regularly get drunkenly bellowed at highschool reunions and old wave nights. The band isn’t chained to one particular song; they can effortlessly toss out a stacked deck of hits across albums like Talk Talk Talk and Mirror Moves. They visited the City Beautiful last back in 2017 for a heavy show at the Plaza with Bash & Pop, but this gig is even more notable for its intimacy. The U.K. post-punk band are returning to Universal’s Hard Rock Hotel to headline their Velvet Sessions series. This isn’t the band’s first Velvet Sessions rodeo – they’ve played this event several times, with sunglasses firmly in place and dramatic gestures on lock, naturally. – Matthew Moyer

Friday, April 26

Whiskey Business EVENTS

You’re a whiskey fan, eh? More of a rye sort of guy or gal than a wheat-based lover? Either way, that’s good, because Whiskey Business is bringing its unlimited whiskey samples once again to Cheyenne Saloon this week, from locally produced bourbons to single malts from Scotland, small batch distills to single grains, the classics, the latest – everything that involves whiskey (or “whisky,” depending on which culture’s recipe we’re talking about). But the booze-a-palooza doesn’t stop there for those who might not be fond of life on the rye; craft beer and select small bites from some of the city’s hottest restaurants will be available too. – Xander Peters 6 p.m. | Cheyenne Saloon, 120 W. Church St. | orlandoweeklytickets.com | $20-$80

Friday-Sunday, April 26-28

Funk Fest MUSIC

4 p.m. Friday, 2 p.m. Saturday | Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive | orlando.funkfesttour.com | $20-$415

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OUR PICKS FOR THE BEST EVENTS THIS WEEK

The Funk Fest package tour is rolling through the City Beautiful this weekend with, candidly, their strongest lineup yet: a powerhouse gathering of R&B, soul, hip-hop, neo-soul and funk luminaries of yesterday and today. A quick scan through the lineup made us think we were looking at one of those Festify “festival lineups” that we’re seeing all over the internets. The icon Erykah Badu sharing a stage with Bell Biv Devoe, Ginuwine, Monica and Dru Hill? Make sure you stretch before this one, or you’ll definitely pull a few muscles. And if you’re not satisfied with two nights of music, stick around for the women’s empowerment brunch that’s capping off the weekend; West Coast rap royalty Yo-Yo is the special guest. Floored. – MM

Erykah Badu

Saturday-Sunday, April 27-28

Dapper Day EVENTS

PHOTO BY TAMMY GREEN

It’s your time to dress to impress this weekend! Step out in style at the spring edition of Dapper Day. Transform into a Cruella de Vil-inspired flapper or a Snow White from the ’50s; whether your style is vintage chic or fashionably modern, all are welcome. The popular meetup – technically unsanctioned by Disney – takes place at Magic Kingdom on Saturday and Epcot on Sunday. All members of the family are encouraged to dress up, and active and retired service members are invited to wear their dress uniforms. This will be your most elegant trip to a theme park ever. – Sarah Cavacini 8 a.m. Saturday, 9 a.m. Sunday | Magic Kingdom & Epcot, Walt Disney World Resort | dapperday.com | included with park admission

Saturday, April 27

Independent Bookstore Day LITERARY

10 a.m.-8 p.m. | Writer’s Block Bookstore, 124 E. Welbourne Ave., Winter Park | writersblockbookstore.com | free, but buy something, man

ART BY JANE MOUNT

Yes, yes, you’re right – it’s Record Store Day for print nerds. And much like Record Store Day, Indie Bookstore Day offers special limited editions available only at stores taking part in the celebration, and only on the day itself. So get out your camp chair and line up early for swag like Chuck Palahniuk’s latest, Adjustment Day; a limited-edition version of Women Talking, by Miriam Toews; and laser-cut wooden “literary luminary” pins featuring Margaret Atwood, James Baldwin, Neil Gaiman and Toni Morrison. We’ve only got one independent bookstore in the immediate area, so go support it, won’t you? – Jessica Bryce Young

Saturday, April 27

Florida Puerto Rican Parade EVENTS

¡Oye Boricuas! It’s time to break out your Puerto Rican flags and celebrate your heritage at the third annual Florida Puerto Rican parade. Come to this event to celebrate the Puerto Rican community and culture, as well as the ways Puerto Ricans have contributed to Central Florida. Expect to see representatives from different parts of the community as well as dances and demonstrations. And be on the lookout for reggaeton singer J Alvarez, as he’ll be performing his official album release showcase, La Fama Que Camina 1.5. – Elizabeth Gondar noon | Seneff Arts Plaza, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | floridapuertoricanparade.org | free

Sunday, April 28

Acid Mothers Temple MUSIC

In August 1945, Hiroshima and Nagasaki were leveled by atomic bombs. Survival in the wake of nuclear destruction must be a horrifically bewildering experience, one that ingrains itself deeply into a cultural psyche and informs what is created by generations of survivors. This residual radiation is the crucible that birthed Godzilla, Akira, Hello Kitty and Acid Mothers Temple. Acid Mothers Temple is a concept more than a band, although it is also a band. Formed as a collective in 1995 to showcase the sound experiments of guitarist Kawabata Makoto, the group quickly ballooned to dozens of members. They attained a cult-like mythology, often shrouding themselves in colorful costumes and a close-lipped reluctance to explain their music. In many ways it is easier to write about Acid Mothers Temple in terms of what they are not: They are not a rock band, they are not a noise band, they are not a jam band. And yet, they are all of these things, fused together by an almost terrifying force that requires a new form that they are in the process of discovering. Not necessarily beautiful, just mutated … – Anthony Mauss with Yamantaka, Sonic Titan | 8 p.m. | Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave. | willspub.org | $15-$18

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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24-TUESDAY, APRIL 30 COMPILED BY THADDEUS MCCOLLUM

MUSIC WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24 Andy Burns, Jan LaVigne, Lexi Long, Moogits, Austin Palmer 8 pm; Grumpy’s Underground Lounge, 1018 N. Mills Ave.; donations; 407-237-9180. Atlas, Hollow Leg, Lacerate, Stunner, If Ever 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104. Avey Tare, Geologist 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; SOLD OUT. Bengali 600, Le Montro 8 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5. Dream Theater 8 pm; Hard Rock Live, 6050 Universal Blvd.; $37.50-$77.50; 407-351-5483. Lany, Fletcher 8 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; SOLD OUT; 407-934-2583. Maygen Navarro 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Ward Davis 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$60; 407-246-1419. YAASSS-Chella 10 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $5; 407-373-0888.

THURSDAY, APRIL 25 The Anti-Queens, the Hamiltons, Call in Dead 8 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5; 407-423-3060. In Angles, Raising Cadence, Elders, Here Here 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10. Ivy Lab feat. Great Dane 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$20; 407-246-1419. Klingande 9 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $20.

Dance Gavin Dance Sunday at House of Blues PHOTO BY LINDSEY BYRNES

Pride Gives Back Benefit: Piano Bob 7 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; donations; 407-412-6895. Signs of the Swarm, Depths of Hatred, Sentinels, Brand of Sacrifice, Somnent 6 pm; The Haven, 6700 Aloma Ave., Winter Park; $12-$15; 407-673-2712. Slug Wife, Broken Note, Kursa, Seppa 7 pm; Henao Contemporary Center, 5601 Edgewater Drive; $20-$25. Songwriters on the Rise: Moody Sunshine 8 pm; The Imperial at Washburn Imports, 1800 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-228-4992. Zoso: A Tribute to Led Zeppelin 7:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $12.75; 407-934-2583.

FRIDAY, APRIL 26

The Darling Fire, Tape Studies, Spirit & the Cosmic Heart 9 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $5. DJ Sneak 10 pm; Elixir, 9 W. Washington St.; $15. Falling in Reverse, From Ashes to New, New Years Day 6 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $27.50; 407-934-2583. Florida Funk Fest: Erykah Badu, Bobby Brown & Bell Biv Devoe, Monica, Plies and more 4-11 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $50-$400; 407-295-3247. Justin Jay, Option 4 9 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $10-$15. Lost in Trancelation: Christopher Lawrence, Suzy Solar, Robb Blak 9 pm; Bikkuri Lounge, 1919 E. Colonial Drive; $25; 407-970-1777.

McSwagger’s Silent Disco 8 pm; Crooked Can Brewery, 426 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; free; 407-395-9520.

Antelope: A Tribute to Phish 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10; 407-704-6261.

Parachute 6 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $20-$25; 407-246-1419.

Moloko Plus: Void Machine, Black Knight Satellite 8 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free.

Brandon “Taz” Niederauer, Melody Trucks Band 7 pm; The Plaza Live, 425 N. Bumby Ave.; $18-$20; 407-228-1220.

Polly Panic (Rasputina), Ms. Meka Nism, Krendon, Strider Die 8 pm; Shovelhead Lounge, 900 S. Highway 17-92, Longwood; $8; 407-332-9199.

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CloZee PHOTO BY LIONEL PESQUÉ

Afrobeat at the Iron Cow Bengali 600 – Orlando’s only regularly playing Afrobeat band – returns to the Iron Cow for their monthly residency this week. They’re bringing along newer band Le Montro, who aren’t even close to Afrobeat, but their moody, gothic aesthetic should provide a stark counterpoint to Bengali 600’s brassy rave-ups. Free beer included with cover! 8 p.m. Wednesday; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $5; facebook.com/ironcowcafe. Night Shift: Text Orlando Museum of Art’s series of after-hours art parties, Night Shift, continues this month with a focus on text. Diverse performances, installations and activities highlight the artistic power of the printed word in an atmosphere that’s more like a really classy nightclub than a museum. (It’s still definitely a museum, though. No touching!) Enjoy the cash bar and dance around the Chihuly in the rotunda to sounds curated by J.A.S.O.N. and Gay-Z. 7 p.m. Thursday; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; omart.org. Freddy vs. Michael Horror fans can flock to Gods & Monsters’ backroom bar, Vault 5421, this weekend for a party celebrating Halloween’s Michael Myers and A Nightmare on Elm Street’s Freddy Krueger. Enjoy themed drinks, a custom mask vendor and raffles for prizes. There will also be someone dancing in a cage, and if that’s a selling point for you, this is definitely the kind of venue you should be frequenting. 7 p.m. Friday; Vault 5421, 5421 International Blvd.; free; godmonsters.com. CloZee French electronic artist Chloé Herry, aka CloZee, is known for blending dancefloor rhythms with international instrumentation and a keen sense of drama. It’s resulted in plenty of crossover appeal; she’s just as likely to have fans who know her from NPR’s Echoes as they do from Electric Forest. She swings through downtown’s Celine this week for a can’t-miss night, even if it’s only to watch her eclectic fan groups interact. 8 p.m. Sunday; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $25; celineorlando.com.

She Wants Revenge June 1 at the Beacham MercyMe, May 4 at Amway Center Larkin Poe, May 4 at the Social Shakey Graves, May 5 at the Plaza Live Indigo Girls, May 5 at the Dr. Phillips Center Lucy Dacus, May 5 at the Social Tyler Childers, May 6 at the Plaza Live Tom Jones, May 8 at the Dr. Phillips Center Bob Saget, May 8 at the Plaza Live Greta Van Fleet, May 10 at Orlando Amphitheater Interpol, May 11 at Hard Rock Live Marc Rebillet, May 11 at the Social

The Drums, May 16 at the Beacham

Twenty One Pilots, June 16 at Amway Center

Nicky Jam, May 17 at Amway Center

Jon Bellion, June 21 at CFE Arena

UB40, Aug. 18 at House of Blues

Joe Jackson, May 22 at the Plaza Live

Wisin & Yandel, June 23 at Amway Center

Ariana Grande, May 29 at Amway Center

TLC, June 28 at Hard Rock Live

Pentatonix, June 1 at Amway Center

Rob Thomas, July 3 at Hard Rock Live

She Wants Revenge, June 1 at the Beacham Florence + the Machine, June 8 at Amway Center Yngwie Malmsteen, June 8 at the Plaza Live “Weird Al” Yankovic, June 10 at Hard Rock Live

Backstreet Boys, Aug. 24 at Amway Center Sonata Arctica, Sept. 7 at the Abbey

Jojo Siwa, July 10 at Amway Center New Kids on the Block, July 13 at Amway Center

Jenny Lewis, Sept. 11 at the Beacham Pup, Sept. 19 at the Beacham Alan Jackson, Sept. 20 at Amway Center Dane Cook, Sept. 27 at the Dr. Phillips Center Built to Spill, Oct. 10 at the Social

Jennifer Lopez, July 23 at Amway Center

The Black Keys, Nov. 6 at Amway Center

Shawn Mendes, July 30 at Amway Center

AJR, Nov. 8 at Hard Rock Live

Slash, Aug. 13 at Hard Rock Live

John Prine, Dec. 6 at Bob Carr Theater

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FRIDAY-SUNDAY, APRIL 26-28

Orlando Ballet presents Arcadian Broad’s Wonderland: Mad Tales of the Hatter DA N C E

Arcadian Broad, the 22-year-old Orlando Ballet wunderkind, not only choreographed the 70-minute, three-act Wonderland, which finds Lewis Carroll’s perverse Mad Hatter exiled to the London of the 1920s; he also composed some of the music and dances the starring top-hatted role. Local writer-composer Christopher Belt calls Broad’s score “equal parts Sergei Prokofiev and Danny Elfman, with buoyant, off-kilter motifs”; the frenetic choreography features angular twists and hops evoking the dances of the Jazz Age, and Broad’s signature explosive leaps with eccentrically precise, stop-on-a-dime landings. And as if this event needed any extra buzz, there’s a whiff of is-it-a-scandal-or-not? surrounding the recent abrupt announcement that Broad’s contract would not be renewed. In December 2017, Broad was named the first recipient of the company’s newly established Artist in Residence program; just over a year later, and just over a month before this performance, he’s out altogether. Curiouser and curiouser! – Jessica Bryce Young 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday; 2 p.m. Saturday and Sunday | Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts, 445 S. Magnolia Ave. | 844-513-2014 | drphillipscenter.org | $19-$490

Sick Dogs, Subculture Threat, Radio 89, Filthy Deniros 8 pm; Uncle Lou’s Entertainment Hall, 1016 N. Mills Ave.; $5; 407-270-9104.

Dot Org, Nulberry, TDWS, Smalltalk 9 pm; The Falcon, 819 E. Washington St.; $5 suggested donation; 407-423-3060.

Velvet Sessions: The Psychedelic Furs 6:30 pm; Hard Rock Hotel, Universal Orlando; $41.54-$74.55; 407-503-7625.

Fanarchy Fest: Mikey Erg, Caffiends, Braceface, Debt Neglector, Critical Hits, Boy Muscle 7 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $8-$10.

Wicca Phase, Smrtdeath, Fantasy Camp 6 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $16-$20.

Florida Funk Fest: Erykah Badu, Bobby Brown & Bell Biv Devoe, Monica, Plies and more 4-11 pm; Central Florida Fairgrounds, 4603 W. Colonial Drive; $50-$400; 407-295-3247.

SATURDAY, APRIL 27 Body//Talk ’90s Party: Enso Stranger, Dog Church, Midnight Inspector, Nightvisionn 9 pm; The Geek Easy, 114 S. Semoran Blvd., Winter Park; $5; 407-332-9636. Classics Series: French Soirée 8 pm; Bob Carr Theater, 401 W. Livingston St.; $18$85; 407-246-4262; orlandophil.org. The Conglomerate 8 pm; Blue Bamboo Center for the Arts, 1905 Kentucky Ave., Winter Park; $15; 407-636-9951.

Renee Arozqueta, Iesha Marie, Jessica Delacruz 9 pm; The Nook on Robinson, 2432 E. Robinson St.; free. Rex Floyd: A Tribute to Pink Floyd 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $10-$15; 407-704-6261. Sandra Collins 10 pm; Iron Cow, 2438 E. Robinson St.; $10-$15. Simply Three 8 pm; Alexis & Jim Pugh Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $34.50. orlandoweekly.com

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THEWEEK Power of Romanticism and Resurrection 7:30 pm; Rollins College, Knowles Memorial Chapel, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $35-$79; 407-646-2000; bachfestivalflorida.org.

SUNDAY, APRIL 28 Acid Mothers Temple, Yamantaka, Sonic Titan 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15-$18. CloZee, Axel Thesleff, Baron Fields 8 pm; Celine Orlando, 22 S. Magnolia Ave.; $20-$25. Cocodrills 1-8 pm; Aloft Hotel Orlando Downtown, 500 S. Orange Ave.; $20.

The Goat or, Who Is Sylvia? Wednesday, Friday-Sunday, 8 pm; Theater on the Edge, 5542 Hansel Ave.; $19-$35; 407309-0106; theaterontheedge.org.

Gypsy Friday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 3 pm; Wayne Densch Performing Arts Center, 201 S. Magnolia Ave., Sanford; $20-$27; 407-321-8111; wdpac.com.

Xeno & Oaklander, Plastic Ivy 9 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $8; 407-373-0888.

Jack & the Beanstalk Saturday, 2 & 4:30 pm; Orlando Shakes, 812 E. Rollins St.; $15$20; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org.

Lord Huron, Faye Webster 7 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $34; 407-934-2583.

TUESDAY, APRIL 30 3D: Derek Engstrom, Damez, Syoma 10:30 pm; Lil Indies, 1036 N. Mills Ave.; free. DJ Krush vs. DJ Jackz 9 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-1419. Hot Snakes, Mannequin Pussy 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20-$25; 407-704-6261. Jordan Reyes, Bacon Grease, Fatal Flower, Aaron’s Home 9 pm; Private Residence, 1318 E. Harding St.; $5. Oh Sleeper, the Agony Scene, Earth Groans 6 pm; Soundbar, 37 W. Pine St.; $15. The Temptations & the Four Tops 7:30 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; $49.50-$85; 844-513-2014. orlandoweekly.com

Dramatique: The Art of Deception An evening of one-act plays. Friday-Saturday, 8 pm; Art’s Sake Studio, 680 Clay St., Winter Park; $15; 407-629-4800; playdeluna.com.

Power of Romanticism and Resurrection 7:30 pm; Rollins College, Knowles Memorial Chapel, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $35-$79; 407-646-2000; bachfestivalflorida.org.

Kings Kaleidoscope, Wordsplayed 7 pm; The Social, 54 N. Orange Ave.; $25-$60; 407-246-1419.

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Dot & Bruce: Rubbed the Wrong Way Cabaret show centered on things that are annoying. Saturday, 8 pm; Savoy Orlando, 1913 N. Orange Ave.; $10-$15; savoyorlando.com.

Greater Tuna Thursday-Saturday, 8 pm; The Historic State Theatre, 109 N. Bay St., Eustis; $18-$21; 352-357-7777; baystreetplayers.org.

The Dancing Bones, Cheap City, Really Fast Horses 8 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $7.

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Billy Elliot: The Musical Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Saturday-Sunday, 2 pm; Garden Theatre, 160 W. Plant St., Winter Garden; $30-$35; 407-877-4736; gardentheatre.org.

Dance Gavin Dance, Don Broco, Hail the Sun, Covet, Thousand Below 5:30 pm; House of Blues, Disney Springs, Lake Buena Vista; $25; 407-934-2583.

MONDAY, APRIL 29

THEATER

The Little Merman From the Black Lagoon Immersive comedy in which a group of scientists travel to the Amazon in search of a legendary creature. Thursday, 9 pm; Stonewall Bar Orlando, 741 W. Church St.; $20-$25; 407-373-0888. Park Ave Magazine Benefit Fringe previews along with music and stand-up to raise money for the Venue. Saturday, 6-10 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; donations; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com. Richard II The first play in Shakespeare’s histories about the dueling Houses of York and Lancaster. Wednesday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Thursday-Saturday, 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Shakes, 812 E. Rollins St.; $37-$60; 407-447-1700; orlandoshakes.org. Seussical: The Musical Saturday, 2 & 5:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Orlando Repertory Theatre, 1001 E. Princeton St.; $15-$25; 407-896-7365; orlandorep.com. Sweet Charity Wednesday-Friday, 8 pm, Saturday, 2 & 8 pm; Rollins College, Annie Russell Theatre, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; $20; 407-646-2145; rollins.edu. A Total Ship Show Comedy cabaret from drag queen Reann Balslee. Sunday-Monday, 8 pm; Footlight Theatre, The Parliament House, 410 N. Orange Blossom Trail; $20$25; 407-425-7571; parliamenthouse.com.

COMEDY Pablo Francisco Thursday, 8 pm, Friday, 8 & 10:30 pm, Saturday, 7 & 9:45 pm, Sunday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $20; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com. Sean Finnerty Thursday, 8 pm; Magnolia, 13 S. Magnolia Ave.; $5. Tony Black Wednesday, 7 pm; Orlando Improv, 9101 International Drive; $10-$40; 407-480-5233; theimprovorlando.com.

DANCE Arcadian Broad’s Wonderland: Mad Tales of the Hatter Presented by the Orlando Ballet, the Mad Hatter is banished from Wonderland and finds himself adrift in 1921 London. Friday, 7:30 pm, Saturday, 2 & 7:30 pm, Sunday, 2 pm; Walt Disney Theater, Dr. Phillips Center, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org.

THEWEEK and a cash bar for a party-like atmosphere. Thursday, 7 pm; Orlando Museum of Art, 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org. Reflections on Light A lecture by Dale Montgomery Fellow Elizabeth Coulter. Friday, 11 am-noon; Cornell Fine Arts Museum, Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu. Winter Park Paint Out Garden Party Guests can meet the artists, purchase their work, and see the entire exhibition of more than 200 paintings while enjoying excellent food and drinks. Saturday, 6-9 pm; Albin Polasek Museum and Sculpture Gardens, 633 Osceola Ave., Winter Park; $100$125; 407-647-6294; winterparkpaintout.org. MUSEUM GUIDE

Big Bang Boom Cabaret: Noir Burlesque tribute to the film noir era. Friday, 8:30 pm; The Venue, 511 Virginia Drive; $20-$75; 407-412-6895; thevenueorlando.com.

Albin Polasek Museum & Sculpture Gardens The Winter Park Paint Out, through Saturday; 633 Osceola Ave, Winter Park; $10; 407-647-6294; polasek.org.

Cherry Bomb Burlesque American neo-burlesque all-female show that bridges sensuality and artistry. Thursday, 8 pm; The Abbey, 100 S. Eola Drive; $20-$35; 407-704-6261; abbeyorlando.com.

Art & History Museums – Maitland Maitland and African American Experiences, through May 12. 231 W. Packwood Ave, Maitland; $6; 407-539-2181; artandhistory.org.

World Ballet Competition A weeklong “Olympics of Dance” culminating with a star-studded evening of performances from globally recognized talent. Through Saturday; Orange County Convention Center, 9800 International Drive; $30-$100; 407685-9800; worldballetcompetition.com.

Charles Hosmer Morse Museum of American Art Earth Into Art: The Flowering of American Art Pottery, through Sept. 27, 2020; Charles Hosmer Morse’s Arts and Crafts Study at Osceola Lodge, through Jan. 7, 2021; Iridescence – A Celebration, ongoing; 445 N. Park Ave., Winter Park; $6; 407-645-5311; morsemuseum.org.

ART

Cornell Fine Arts Museum De La Torre Brothers: Rococolab; The Place as Metaphor: Collection Conversations; Cease & Desist: 2019 Senior Student Exhibition, through May 12; Rollins College, 1000 Holt Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-646-2526; cfam.rollins.edu.

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Apopka Art & Foliage Festival Festival with vendors, activities and more. SaturdaySunday; Kit Land Nelson Park, South Park Avenue and East Orange Street, Apopka; free; apopkaartandfoliagefestival.org. Eye of an Era: The Legacy of Chuck Stewart Photographs by Chuck Stewart, known for his portraits of jazz singers and musicians of the 20th century. Opens Friday, 7-10 pm, through July 27; Snap Space, 1013 E. Colonial Drive; free-$20; snaporlando.com. Hannibal Square Heritage Center Folk & Urban Art Festival A celebration of Central Florida’s richly diverse culture. Saturday, 10 am-4 pm; Hannibal Square Heritage Center, 642 W. New England Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-5392680; hannibalsquareheritagecenter.org. Night Shift: Text Pop-up exhibition of textbased art and installations, combined with DJs

Mennello Museum of American Art The Unbridled Paintings of Lawrence H. Lebduska, through May 12. 900 E. Princeton St.; $5; 407-246-4278; mennellomuseum.org. Orlando Museum of Art Winifred Johnson Clive: An Artist at Home and Abroad, through May 30; Louis Dewis: A Belgian PostImpressionist, through May 5; A Trek From North to South, through June 30. 2416 N. Mills Ave.; $15; 407-896-4231; omart.org.

EVENTS AIDS Walk Orlando Raising funds and awareness for the Hope and Help Center of Central Florida. Saturday 7:30 am; Walt Disney Amphitheater, Lake Eola Park, Rosalind Avenue and Washington Street; $25; 407-246-2827; aidswalkorlando.org. orlandoweekly.com

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Arrested Development Collaboration Bottle Release Limited release of Mr. Wendal, Broken Strings’ collaboration with the legendary hip-hop group Arrested Development. Saturday, noon; Broken Strings Brewery, 1012 W. Church St.; $20. Cocoa Beach Uncorked Two-day celebration of food, wine and craft beer on the shores of Florida’s Space Coast. SaturdaySunday, noon-4 pm; Alan Shepard Park, 211 E. Cocoa Beach Causeway, Cocoa Beach; $65-$85. Dapper Day Unofficial meetup of Disney enthusiasts wearing retro and vintage outfits at Magic Kingdom on Saturday and Epcot on Sunday. Saturday, 8 am, Sunday, 9 am; Walt Disney World Resort, Walt Disney World Resort, Lake Buena Vista; price of admission; 407-824-4321; dapperday.com. The Dark Carnival Juggalo party with free beer, vendors, food trucks, tattoos and more. Saturday, 6 pm; Thirty Six Black Art Collective, 1809 S. Orange Ave.; $5; 407-930-6469; thirty6black.com. Earth Day Work Day A lunchtime sustainability fair with games, giveaways, music, and tips on how to be green at work and at home. Wednesday, 11 am-1 pm; Orlando City Hall, 400 S. Orange Ave.; free; 407-246-2555; orlando.gov. Florida Puerto Rican Parade Puerto Rican heritage parade and concert. Saturday, 11 am-10 pm; Seneff Arts Plaza, 445 S. Magnolia Ave.; free; 844-513-2014; drphillipscenter.org. Freddy vs. Michael Party dedicated to Michael Myers and Freddy Krueger, with drink specials, raffles, vendors and more. Friday, 7 pm; Vault 5421, 5421 International Drive; free; godmonsters.com. German Fest German food, beer and music acts. Friday 5-10 pm and Saturday 12-10 pm; German American Society of Central Florida, 381 Orange Lane, Casselberry; $5-$95; 407834-0574; orlandogermanclub.com. Get Your Jazz On Enjoy unlimited wine, beer, cocktails, roast pig and sides while a live jazz band plays on the lawn. Friday, 6:30 pm; The Alfond Inn, 300 E. New England Ave., Winter Park; $55-$80; 407-998-8090. Mount Dora Blueberry Festival Local farms will sell berries along with fresh products, along with crafters, live music, a pancake breakfast, blueberry beer and wine, and a blueberry pie-eating contest. SaturdaySunday, 9 am-5 pm; Donnelly Park, N. Baker Street and E. Fifth Avenue, Mount Dora; free; 352-217-8390; mountdorablueberryfestival.com. Orlando Girl Geek Dinners Join for convo, food and drinks. All women welcome. Friday, 7 pm; Stardust Video and Coffee, 1842 E. Winter Park Road; 407-623-3393; orlandogirlgeeks.com.

THEWEEK Pagans in the Park Pagan meetup with workshops, community panels and vendors. Sunday 10 am-6 pm; Mead Garden, 1300 S. Denning Drive, Winter Park; free; 407-623-3342. Science of Wine A scientific exploration of wine, with presentations on growing and tasting plus more than 150 wines to sample. Saturday 7-10 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $110-$125; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Seafood & Jazz Festival Live jazz bands and a Louisiana crawfish boil. Saturday, 2-8 pm; Fun Spot, 5700 Fun Spot Way; free; fun-spot.com/orlando. SoDo Block Party Enjoy food trucks, bounce houses, games and hanging with your neighbors. Saturday, 10 am-2 pm; First Christian Church of Orlando, 2565 E. Kaley Ave.; free; 407-898-1001. Superpower Dog Day Guests can watch real search and rescue dogs practice life-saving skills and learn about their powerful noses and why dogs search for human scents. Sunday, 11 am-3:30 pm; Orlando Science Center, 777 E. Princeton St.; $20.95; 407-514-2000; osc.org. Whiskey Business Whiskey, craft beer and lite bite samplings with live music and burlesque entertainment. A portion of proceeds benefit the Barber Fund. Friday, 6 pm; Cheyenne Saloon and Opera House, 128 W. Church St.; $20-$80; 407-839-3000; orlandoweeklytickets.com.

LITERARY Independent Bookstore Day Join more than 550 independent bookstores in 49 states for parties, readings and exclusive merchandise. Saturday, 10 am-8 pm; free; indiebookstoreday.com. The Truth Is Anthology Release Release party for a new anthology from Central Florida high school students. Friday, 7 pm; Orlando Public Library, 101 E. Central Blvd.; free; 407-835-7323; ocls.info. Wednesday Open Words Poetry and spoken word open mic. Wednesdays, 8:30 pm; Austin’s Coffee, 929 W. Fairbanks Ave., Winter Park; free; 407-975-3364; austinscoffee.com.

SPORTS Mayhem on Mills IV: Mills Gets a Champ Professional wrestling with live music. Sunday, 3 pm; Will’s Pub, 1042 N. Mills Ave.; $15; willspub.org. Orlando Critical Mass Community bike ride through downtown. Friday, 5:30 pm; Loch Haven Park, 777 E. Princeton St.; free; 407-246-2283. n orlandoweekly.com

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My best friend’s father is an avid user of social media. He’s retired and spends most of his day posting memes on Facebook and Instagram. Recently, I realized he might not know how Instagram works. I noticed over the past week or so that he has been following, liking and commenting on a lot of Instagram pictures of young gay men. I don’t think he realizes that anyone who follows him can see that activity. At first I was worried, not because he might be gay or bisexual, but because he may still be “in the closet.” He’s married, with a son (my friend), and to my knowledge, if he is bisexual or gay, nobody knows. I thought about warning him that his activity is public, but then I saw more. Not only has he been liking pictures of younger looking men, he’s also been liking and following accounts of very young boy models. Underage boys. I don’t want to jump to conclusions, but the evidence is there. So now I’ve gone from wanting to warn this guy that he may be accidentally outing himself by not knowing how apps work to feeling morally obligated to tell my friend that his dad is into dudes and might be a pedophile. I can only imagine the ramifications this news would have on him and his family. Best Friend’s Dad “I’m sympathetic to BFD’s concerns,” says Dr. Michael Seto, director of forensic rehabilitation research at the Royal Ottawa Health Care Group and an expert on pedophilia and sexual offending. “I know many people wonder what to do if they suspect someone is sexually attracted to children. And I understand how much of a burden it can feel like to keep a big secret, especially from a best friend.” But before we discuss your options and responsibilities here, BFD, let’s get our terms straight: If by “young boy models” you mean teenage boys past puberty but under the age of consent, then your friend’s father’s behavior is icky and inappropriate – but it is not, by itself, evidence that he’s a pedophile. “Clinically, pedophilia refers to attraction to prepubescent children,” Seto says, “though I know it’s still commonly used in public to refer to attraction to anyone underage.” Actually, the term “pedophile” gets tossed around so indiscriminately these days that some of my own readers have used it to describe (or condemn) people in their 40s or 50s who are attracted to (or fucking) grown men and women in their 20s and 30s. For the record: An attraction to younger/ youngish adults does not make someone a pedophile. If that were the case, almost everyone on earth could be described (and condemned) as a pedophile. Seto estimates that just 1 percent of men are in fact attracted to prepubescent children. So depending on your point of view – depending on whether you’re a glass 99 percent empty or 1 46

percent full kind of guy – pedophilia is either exceedingly rare or alarmingly common. “Attraction to underage teens – boys or girls – is more common,” Seto says, “though it’s hard to estimate how common because it’s a taboo subject. We get hints from the popularity of certain porn genres like ‘schoolgirl,’ ‘twink,’ ‘barely legal’ and so on. We also have a hint from how so many fashion models begin working in their teens.” But Seto emphasizes that sexual attraction does not equal sexual behavior. “The Instagram follows and likes may indeed suggest an attraction to underage boys,” said Seto. “And it may even be pedophilia if the models are that young. But that doesn’t mean his friend’s father is going to do anything beyond following or liking.” Understanding what separates pedophiles who’ve offended against children (read: pedophiles who’ve sexually abused children) from pedophiles who’ve never inappropriately touched a child is an important focus of Seto’s research, BFD, and his insights could inform your course of action. “One thing we know is that people who are low in self-control are more likely to act on sexual as well as nonsexual impulses,” Seto says. “That low self-control shows up in other ways, including addictions, problems holding down a job, problems in adult relationships, unreliability and criminal behavior. My hypothesis is that someone who doesn’t show these signs is unlikely to offend against a child. They might look at child pornography, though, which is illegal and problematic, or they might look at legal images of children – like on social media – as a sexual outlet.” Viewing child pornography is hugely problematic because it creates demand for more child pornography, which leads to more children being abused. But even if no new child porn were ever created, sharing images of the rape of a child is itself a violation of that child. And while it may not be pleasant to contemplate what might be going through a pedophile’s mind when they look at innocent images of children, it’s not against the law for someone with a sexual interest in children to dink around on Instagram. “Returning to BFD’s question about whether to disclose, I don’t think it’s an easy yes-or-no answer,” Seto says. “It depends on what else BFD knows about the father. I’m required by law and professional ethics to report [someone] if I believe an identifiable child is at imminent risk. This mandatory reporting requirement is NOT triggered simply by knowing whether someone is sexually attracted to children. Instead, I have to consider information like whether the person has ever expressed fantasies or urges about a specific child, whether they work with children regularly, whether they live with children who are in their attraction category or whether they have ever engaged in suspi-

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cious behavior like direct messaging with a child.” Does your friend’s dad work with underage boys? Does he sometimes look after underage boys – say, grandsons? Do they have sleepovers with friends at grandpa’s house? Has he ever behaved in an inappropriate manner around underage boys – e.g., inventing reasons to be alone with them, offering them booze or drugs, or making suggestive comments offline or online? “In the absence of these kinds of red flags, what we have here is someone who might be sexually attracted to underage boys but who might not pose a serious risk to children,” explains Seto. “So while not disclosing might mean some risk of a child being harmed, disclosing could definitely cause harm to the best friend, to the father, and to their relationship.” You’re in an agonizing position, BFD. You essentially have to weigh the chance – most likely very remote – that your friend’s dad would harm a child against the near certainty that telling your friend about his father’s behavior would do irrevocable harm to their relationship. Your relationship with your friend would also be at risk; this is definitely one of those circumstances where the messenger risks being shot. Figuratively speaking. I hope. Personally, BFD, in your shoes, I would err on the side of protecting even a hypothetical child. I would say something to the dad, perhaps via direct message (you could create a throwaway account and reach out anonymously), and I would also say something to my friend. But I would emphasize what the best available research tells us about pedophilia: It’s not something a person chooses, and most pedophiles never sexually abuse children. (And not everyone who sexually abuses a child is a pedophile.) So even if your best friend’s father is attracted to prepubescent boys – if he’s looking at prepubescent children and not teenagers who happen to be just under the age of consent – that doesn’t mean he’s harmed a child or would ever harm a child. He may need help to avoid offending – if, worst-case scenario, he actually is attracted to children – and being held accountable by loved ones is one way pedophiles avoid offending. Seto is the author of Pedophilia and Sexual Offending Against Children: Theory, Assessment, and Intervention and more. Listen to the Savage Lovecast every week at savagelovecast.com. mail@savagelove.net ITMFA.org

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AUCTION Extra Space Storage – Store 8841 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 Extra Space Storage will hold a Public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location Indicated: 9847 Curry Ford Road, Orlando, FL 32825 (407) 4959612, May 14th, 2019 @ 11:00 AM: Alysha Davis – Furniture, Household Goods, Ashley Salkey – Furniture. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property.

Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 4390 Pleasant Hill Rd Kissimmee Fl 34746, 407-429-8867 on 5/7/19 @ 11:00am Teresa Torres- household goods, personal items, Arabellis Matos- Household goods, personal items, Nikita Ahajalia NotisePersonal items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 1751 Fortune Rd Kissimmee FL 34744, 407-414-5303 on 5/7/19 @ 10:00am Reneir Reyes household items, 2015 bash Mc, VIN: LHJTLKBR6FB000237, Harold Garcia household goods, Ross Glunt ghirardelli, V Properties Inc furniture & boxes, Jennifer Kirby household furniture, Kristina Ramos boxes & furniture, Duvan Nichols household items. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 5592 LB McLeod Rd, Orlando, Florida 32811, 407-720-2832 on 5/15/19 @ 10:30am Kevin Smythe household goods, Daniel Jackson clothes, shoes, Brittney Brown household goods, Ashley Grays household goods, Franklin Rosales tools, Kenisha Milbourne household goods, Rickery Griffin boxes, microwave, clothes. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated 5603 Metrowest Blvd, Orlando FL

32811 on 05/15/2019 @9:30AM. Michelle Burgess Household goods, Demond Jefferson Shoes and clothes, Martha Hussey Boxes & bages, Letoya Marc Furniture and boxes, Tarcilla Barros Scooters, chairs & etc, jermaine maxwell household furniture and items, Deborah Balamage clothes, shoes & misc items, Monica Murray Books, Devona Timbs housegoods, Stephanie Rozier bed & bins, Barrington Masiye Boxes, clothes & shoes, Markayla Williams living room bedrooms and boxes, Katiusca Peres Housegoods, David Dean Refrigerator, shelves, filing cabinets, furniture, etc. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 4601 S. Orange Blossom Trail FL 32839, 407-630-9395 on 05/15/2019 @ 11 am. Coleman D Patricia- Boxes, tv, personal items; Denny Lopez- Boxes bags, and furniture; Norman Carr- Boxes and clothes; Rick Valentin- Boxes and clothes; Elisa Staton- Mattress sofas, house hold goods; Zachery Reedy- Clothing, Queen mattress with box spring, desk 2 coffee tables, side tables, boxes with DVDs and lighting; William Pennington- desk, bed, boxes; Vatriz Thompson- furniture and boxes; Tabitha Eubanks- 2 bedroom, dresser, table; Jourline Caraballoclothes, tools, kitchen stuff. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures. com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Brandon Sittler, of 6531 Banner Lake Circle, Orlando, FL 32821, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: “Magical Pins & Collectibles It is the intent of the undersigned to register “Magical Pins & Collectibles” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 4/15/2019

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Legal, Public Notices Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 11261 Narcoossee Rd. Orlando, Fl 32832 407-280-7355 on 5/14/19 @12:00PM. Michael Harlos-business goods. Tina White-household goods. Danny Benjamin-household goods. Lisa Dotson-decorations. Brian Charles Rose-Household goods. Taylor White-Household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. IN THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA IN RE: ESTATE OF DIANE M. KOLDE, Deceased. File No.: 18 CP 003176 NOTICE TO CREDITORS The administration of the estate of Diane M. Kolde, deceased, whose date of death was July 26, 2018 and whose last four of the social security number is 5252, is pending in the Circuit Court – Probate Division for Orange County Courthouse, 425 N. Orange Ave., Orlando, FL 32801. The names and addresses of the personal representative and the personal representative’s attorney are set forth below. All creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate on whom a copy of this notice is required to be served must file their claims with this court WITHIN THE LATER OF 3 MONTHS AFTER THE TIME OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE OR 30 DAYS AFTER THE DATE OF SERVICE OF A COPY OF THIS NOTICE ON THEM. All other creditors of the decedent and other persons having claims or demands against decedent’s estate must file their claims with this court WITHIN 3 MONTHS AFTER THE DATE OF THE FIRST PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTICE. ALL CLAIMS NOT FILED WITHIN THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH IN SECTION 733.702 OF THE FLORIDA PROBATE CODE WILL BE FOREVER BARRED. NOTWITHSTANDING THE TIME PERIODS SET FORTH ABOVE, ANY CLAIM FILED TWO (2) YEARS OR MORE AFTER THE DECEDENT’S DATE OF DEATH IS BARRED. The date of first publication of this notice is 4/17/19. Attorney for Personal Representative: /s/Billy J. Brown, Billy J. Brown, Esq., Florida Bar No. 050405, ORLANDO CITY LAW, P.A., 5323 Millenia Lakes Blvd. Ste. 300-377, Orlando, FL

32823, Tel.: 800-674-9191. /s/ Christina D. Warren, Christina D. Warren, Personal Representative, 61 Dayspring Dr., Greenwood, Indiana 46143.

Seminole County Florida on this 29th day of March, 2019. Grant Maloy, Clerk of the Circuit Court and Comptroller BY: /s/ Deputy Clerk, Court Seal.

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE EIGHTEENTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR SEMINOLE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION CASE NO.P18-DP-0010 IN THE INTEREST OF: R.B., a male child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS AND GUARDIANSHIP, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: Patricia Sharmain Lee A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the above referenced child. You are to appear before Marlene M. Alva., Circuit Judge, on the 17th day of June, 2019 at 1:30 p.m. at the Seminole Juvenile Justice Center, 190 Eslinger Way, Sanford, FL 32773, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THE CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT. The mother/father are hereby advised, pursuant to §39.802(4)(d) and §63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, that a parent whose rights have not yet been terminated has the right to seek a private adoptive placement for the child, and to participate in a private adoption plan, through an adoption entity as defined in §63.032(3), Florida Statutes. As required by §63.165, Florida Statutes, the State further gives notice of the existence and purpose of a state registry of adoption information. The purpose of the Florida Adoption Reunion Registry is to reunite persons separated by adoption where both parties seek such reunion. Persons affected by an adoption may list themselves and their contact information on the registry. Registration is completely voluntary. Additional information is available at http://adoptflorida.com/ReunionRegistry.htm. Contact information for the registry is as follows: Florida Adoption Reunion Registry, Florida Department of Children and Families, 1317 Winewood Blvd., Tallahassee, Florida 323990700. Pleadings shall be copied to: Hannah M. Crume, Esquire, State of Florida, Department of Children and Families, Children’s Legal Services, 2921 S. Orlando Drive, Ste. 150, Sanford, FL 322773 (407-328-5656). Witness my hand and seal of this court at Sanford,

IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY STATE OF FLORIDA JUVENILE DIVISION: 03/ CRANER CASE NO: DP17-742, IN THE INTEREST OF Minor Child L.H. DOB: 10/08/2017. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS, STATE OF FLORIDA. TO:Peter Villaneuva Address Unknown: A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge James Craner on May 15, 2019 at 11:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILD(REN). IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 8th day of April, 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Kelley Galvin, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 103302, Senior Attorney, Kelley.Galvin@ myflfamilies.com. CLERK OF COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk. (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 / Doherty CASE NO.: DP18-197 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.C. DOB: 3/18/2018, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Eric Cooke a/k/a Erik Cooke, Address Unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the abovereferenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia Doherty on May 2nd, 2019 at 10:45 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on

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the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 27th day of March, 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Tara O’Cain Kennedy, Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families, 400 W Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By:/s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 / Doherty CASE NO.: DP17-275 IN THE INTEREST OF: A.B. DOB: 12/26/2013, A.B DOB: 11/20/2014, G.A DOB: 05/10/2016, G.A DOB: 05/10/2016, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: German Alvarez, Address Unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia Doherty on May 10th, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 4th day of April, 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Tara O’Cain Kennedy, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 0067262, Senior Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families, 400 W Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, tara.ocain@ myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By:/s/ Deputy

Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 / Doherty CASE NO.: DP18-084 IN THE INTEREST OF: J.T. DOB: 01/15/2012, D.T. DOB: 01/16/2014, J.T. DOB: 01/06/2015, Minor Children. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA TO: Jazemire Dixon, Address Unknown. A Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia Doherty on May 30th, 2019 at 9:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THESE CHILDREN. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILDREN NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. YOU MAY BE HELD IN CONTEMPT OF COURT IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 3rd day of April, 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Chelsea Bogdan, Esquire Florida Bar Number 0123752 Attorney for the State of Florida Department of Children and Families, 400 W Robinson Street, Suite N211, Orlando, FL 32801, (407) 317-7634 CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By:/s/ Deputy Clerk, (Court Seal) IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07 / DOHERTY CASE NO.: DP17-685. IN THE INTEREST OF: M.O. DOB: 03/21/2015, Minor Child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: JOSE CONCEPCION, Address Unknown WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this Court regarding the abovereferenced child, a copy of which is attached; you are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia Doherty on June 4, 2019, at 9:30 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING.

You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD . IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED YOU MAY LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. “Pursuant to Sections 9.802(4)(d) and 63.082(6) (g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes.” WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 9th day of April, 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Jennifer Ware, Esquire, Florida Bar No.: 109969, Jennifer.Ware@myflfamilies.com Senior Attorney for Department of Children and Families. CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT, By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal). IN THE CIRCUIT COURT OF THE NINTH JUDICIAL CIRCUIT, IN AND FOR ORANGE COUNTY, FLORIDA. JUVENILE DIVISION: 07/DOHERTY. WESTGATE SERVICE CENTER. CASE NO.: DP17598. In the Interest of: C.C. DOB: 06/03/2012 J.C. DOB: 08/11/2017 a child. SUMMONS AND NOTICE OF ADVISORY HEARING FOR TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS. STATE OF FLORIDA. TO: Celsi Colon (Father), 7900 S.O.B.T Apt #104 {Last known Address} Orlando, Florida 32809. WHEREAS a Petition for Termination of Parental Rights under oath has been filed in this court regarding the above-referenced child, a copy of which is attached. You are hereby commanded to appear before Judge Patricia A. Doherty, on June 6th, 2019, at 9:00 a.m. at the Juvenile Justice Center, 2000 East Michigan Street, Orlando, Florida 32806, for a TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS ADVISORY HEARING. You must appear on the date and at the time specified. FAILURE TO PERSONALLY APPEAR AT THIS ADVISORY HEARING CONSTITUTES CONSENT TO THE TERMINATION OF PARENTAL RIGHTS TO THIS CHILD. IF YOU FAIL TO APPEAR ON THE DATE AND TIME SPECIFIED, YOU MIGHT LOSE ALL LEGAL RIGHTS AS A PARENT TO THE CHILD NAMED IN THE PETITION ATTACHED TO THIS NOTICE. Pursuant to Sections 39.802(4) (d) and 63.082(6)(g), Florida Statutes, you are hereby informed of the availability of private placement with an adoption entity, as defined in Section 63.032(3), Florida Statutes. WITNESS my hand and seal of this Court at Orlando, Orange County, Florida this 12th day of March 2019. This summons has been issued at the request of: Audrea Beth Ashcraft,

Esquire Florida Bar No.: 0433871, Children’s Legal Services Department of Children and Families 882 S. Kirkman Road, Ste. 200, Orlando, FL 32811, 407-563 2317, Audrea.ashcraft@myflfamilies.com CLERK OF THE CIRCUIT COURT By: /s/ Deputy Clerk (Court Seal) NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Collen Patricia Gillis, of P.O. Box 951751, Lake Mary, FL 32795 in the county of Seminole, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: “The Cemetery Chick” It is the intent of the undersigned to register “The Cemetery Chick” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 15th of April, 2019. NOTICE is hereby given that the undersigned, Jennifer Helm, of 6047 Linneal Beach Drive, Apopka FL, 32703, pursuant to the requirements of the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations, is hereby advertising the following fictitious name: “JB Copying” It is the intent of the undersigned to register “JB Copying” with the Florida Department of State, Division of Corporations. Dated: 4/17/19 NOTICE of Lien Sale Pursuant to the lien granted by the Florida Self-storage Facility Act, Longwood Storage Zone Self Storage and Business Centers will sell at public auction on April 29th, 2019 personal property belonging to the following tenants to the highest bidder. The sale shall be held at Longwood Storage Zone, 120 Highline Drive, Longwood FL 32750 407-831-8373, commencing at approximately 1:00 PM. All sales are subject to prior cancellation. Sale rules and regulations are available at the time of Auction. John Copeland Jr. Unit 312 (Household Goods, Boxes, Tools) Richard Edwards Unit 2504 (Unknown, Misc.) Candace Harris Unit 2625 (Sectional Sofa, Desk, Boxes, Household Goods) Seth Parker Unit 514 (Household Goods, Boxes, Furniture) Barbara Rosenwinkel Units 1103, 1312, 1313, 1314, 1315 (Furniture, Boxes, Household Goods). Notice of Public Auction for monies due on storage units located at U-Haul company facilities. Storage locations are listed below. All goods are household contents or miscellaneous and recovered goods. All auctions are hold to satisfy owner’s lien for rent and fees in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self-Storage Act, Sections 83.806 and 83.807. The auction will start at 8:00

a.m. on May 9, 2019 and will continue until all locations are done.U-Haul Moving and Storage of Maitland, 7803 North Orange Blossom Trail, Orlando, FL 32810; B13 Christopher Pawlik $244.48, B55 silvin davis $387.78, B38-39 Jody McLeary $180.00, B35 KAREN THOMAS $480.70, C22 Paul Lee $746.19, C50 Matthew Hick $735.90, B44 Fabian Sutcliffe $387.78 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Apopka, 1221 E Semoran Blvd, Apopka, FL 32703; 1135 Napoleon Neal $942.85, 1159 mark boursiquot $628.54, 1343 Paulin Joseph $324.05, 1305 Jesus Rodriguez $770.19, 1303 CHARLES POWERS WEATHINGTON $552.52, 1209 ADAM ADAM $294.00, 1165 claudia alcima $454.16, 1184 Lorenzo Weathers $918.72 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Altamonte Springs, 598 West Highway 436, Altamonte Springs, FL 32714; C123 olga kornder $607.45, D110 graig ludwig $898.66, C145 HENRY DOGGETT $1,280.37, C105 jason koch $1,187.78, A109 Chris Brinson $663.86 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Semoran, 2055 N Semoran Blvd, Winter Park, FL 32792; 11501151 SPECTRA ENGINEERING $704.53, 2202 JACQUELINE CHURCH $920.30, 1191 KENNETH MARTIN $800.23, 1229 Kimberly Montecalvo $523.71, 2506 Mystery Room $677.47, 2163 Mandy Anglin $1,040.45, 2166-67 Mandy Anglin $862.07, 1171 Hope Brown $656.10, 1008 Alejandro Lopez $824.98 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Longwood, 650 N. Ronald Reagan Blvd, Longwood, FL 32750; C031 kurtis martell $826.79, D013 AMPERSAND SCHOOL $1,299.60, E027 kurtis martell $592.08, A036-37 Nathaniel Beckman $592.08 U-Haul Moving and Storage of Lake Mary, 3851 S Orlando Ave, Sanford, FL 32773; 2548 herbert roberts $477.07, 1413 david french $910.18, 1252 Orpha Diaz $426.57, 2033 James Powell $367.74, 2019 Anthony Hawkins $512.81, 1575 CLYDE NOTHY $320.75, 1266 MIKE LETZKUS $426.57, 2253 shawnda knight $405.09, 2231 MARGARET SUSKEY $901.60, 2266 RICHARD ABEL SR $437.32, 1605 anthony haddock $613.41, 1237 elliot sadler $786.48, 1250 tiera geer $713.28, 2089 Brittnye Smith $256.91 U-Haul Moving and Storage at Rinehart, 1811 Rinehart Road, Sanford, FL 32771; 2033 Jamelia Jarrells $469.03, 4042 richard nason $867.91, 4158 Jesus Reynaldo $538.50, 4110 Katelynne Sottile $455.71. NOTICE OF PUBLIC AUCTION FOR MONIES DUE ON STORAGE LOCKERS LOCATED AT UHAUL COMPANY FACILITIES. STORAGE LOCATIONS AND

TIMES ARE LISTED BELOW. ALL GOODS SOLD ARE HOUSEHOLD CONTENTS, MISCELLANEOUS OR RECOVERED GOODS. ALL AUCTIONS ARE HELD TO SATISFY OWNER’S LIEN FOR RENT AND FEES IN ACCORDANCE WITH FLORIDA STATUTES, SELF STORAGE ACT, SECTIONS 83.806 AND 83.807, STARTS AT 8 am and RUNS CONTINUOUSLY. Uhaul Ctr Clermont-13650 Granville Ave-Clermont 5/8/19 2050 Jill Scott 2093 Carlos Rodriguez Jr 3142 Rustum Senauth 1044 Shirly Claudio 2023 Denis Cousins 1169 Jean Humphrey 1167 Angela Kelly 2192 Imani Washington 3100 Mary Torres Uhaul Ctr Ocoee-11410 W. Colonial Drive-Ocoee 5/8/19 2432 Alberta Gadson 1646 Arnaz Barrington 1201 Taunya Harris 2474 David Bennett 3507-09 Dale Vied 2379-83 Laura Allen 3312 Tapika Thomas 3472 Joshua Lilienthal 2348 Susie Reader Uhaul Stg Haines City-3307 Hwy 17-92 W-Haines City 5/8/19 A0132 Sherry Sanford G0752 Cobos Eunice E0511 Olivia Adams G0773 Lourdes Cavilla A0017 Sherry Sanford G0723 James Hembree G0753 Cindi Presser Uhaul Ctr Hunters Creek-13301 S. Orange Blossom Trail-Orlando 5/8/19 1518 Michelle L Bowens 3064 Wifredo Molina 2082 Juanita Figueroa 3224-25 Jose Muniz 2030 Juanita Figueroa 3241 Gregory Manigat 1009 Chelsea Allen 1042 Simone Ford 2234 DeBorah Paul 1703 David Silva 2072 Erin Mcgregor 2146 Andre Robinson Uhaul Stg Gatorland- 14651 Gatorland Dr-Orlando 5/8/19 527 Michael Zurita 567 Zenaida Arroyo 755 Maria Hernandez 505 Kimberly Butler 938 Vency Haynes 693 Michael Brown 731 Kimberly Butler 554 Charlene Sierra 843 Stevette Lasure 515 La Toya Andrews 537 Elaine Catoe 552 G & L Recycling Corp Gilberto Rodriguez Notice Of Public Sale Personal property of the following tenants will be sold for cash to satisfy rental liens in accordance with Florida Statutes, Self Storage Facility Act, Sections 83-806 and 83-807. Contents may include kitchen, household items, bedding, toys, games, boxes, barrels, packed cartons, furniture, trucks, cars, etc. There is no title for vehicles sold at lien sale. Owners reserve the right to bid on units. Lien sale to be held online ending Tuesday, May 7, 2019 at times indicated below. Viewing and bidding will only be available online at www.storagetreasures.com beginning at least 5 days prior to the scheduled sale date and time! Also visit www.personalministorage. com/Orlando-FL-storage-units/ for more info. Michigan Mini-200 W Michigan St Orlando, FL 32806-at

10:30am: 72 Joseph Charles Crudups 203 Norberto Hernandez Personal Mini Storage Lake Fairview-4252 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando, FL 32804-at 11:00 am: 159- Melonna Chanel Lydia Clarke 173-Lesean Jaymes Washington Jr 232- Amanda Elsie Palmer 310- Tierica Lashaina Henry 910- Andrew Samuel Crab 2039- Andrade Bernard Smith Mary Santifer Smith - 1990 White 4D Toyota Camry Deluxe, VIN# 4T1SV21E9LU134854, FL Tag: 012TLK Fairview Mini Storage- 4211 N Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32804-at 11:00 am: C22- Belo Dorvilus Personal Mini Storage West4600 Old Winter Garden Rd Orlando, FL 32811-at 11:30 am: 98 Michael Leonard Green Jr. 220 Kathy Louise Gagel 231 Kathy Louise Gagel 238 Marzetta Casandra Polite 256 Valerie Darlene Young 387 Luiz Jose Antonio Filho 497 Rachel Sanchez 538 Minerva Olivia Green Miller Personal Mini Storage Edgewater- 6325 Edgewater Dr Orlando, FL 32810-at 11:30 am: 0405 Samantha Justine McKenzie 0529 William Randolph Jacobe 1312 Luz Meralis Santana Rodriguez 1331 Fernando Lopez Jr 1434 Jefferson Adams Bootes 1614 Dana Earl McGowan 1991 Honda Civic CRX VIN JHMED9365MS011051 2403 Travis Spencer White Personal Mini Storage Forest City Rd-6550 Forest City Rd Orlando, FL 32810-at 12:00 pm: 1047 Willie Gene Beauford Jr. 1093 Steven Lawrence Mullins 1106 Coleman’s Sports Pizza, Victoria Diane Coleman 3105 Harvey L Coleman 3166 Gwendolyn Joan Campbell 5003 Pedro Juan Santos, Jr. 5024 Jose Ramon Jimenez Jimenez 5057 Harvey L Coleman. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the locations and times indicated: 5753 Hoffner Ave Orlando, FL 32822, 407-212-5890 on May 14, 2019 @ 11:30am Agnes Ortiz- Household goods, Amber Torres- Household goods, Adrian Robinson- Household goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facilities in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belong-

ing to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: On May 14th, 2019 12:30 PM location: 13125 S. John Young Parkway Orlando FL 32837 (407) 516-7005. Diana AndradeHousehold Items, Judy CymanHousehold Goods. The auction will be listed and advertised on www. storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY Extra Space Storage will hold a public auction to sell personal property described below belonging to those individuals listed below at the location indicated: 3501 S. Orange Blossom Trail Orlando FL 32839, 407-839-5518 on 5/15/19 @ 12:00p.m. Annie Mae Wall clothes, books, Brenda Maldonado household items, Lacinda Herrera boxes, Angel Ward household goods, Giovanni Ramirez household items, Yamiris Martinez household items, Thomas Barrett household goods, Janet Thomas clothes, shoes, bags, suitcases, Shomari Martez Bowens-Conwell beds, boxes, Elizabeth Martin furniture, Ashley Dolle household items, Michael Donelson furniture, boxes, Elijah Turner clothes, bouncer, speaker. The auction will be listed and advertised on www.storagetreasures.com. Purchases must be made with cash only and paid at the above referenced facility in order to complete the transaction. Extra Space Storage may refuse any bid and may rescind any purchase up until the winning bidder takes possession of the personal property. NOTICE OF PUBLIC SALE: NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. gives Notice of Foreclosure of Lien and intent to sell these vehicles on the following dates, 08:00 am at 10850 COSMONAUT BLVD ORLANDO, FL 32824, pursuant to subsection 713.78 of the Florida Statutes. NEW GENERATION TOWING AND RECOVERY, LLC. reserves the right to accept or reject any and/or all bids. MAY 8, 2019 YV1MW382X52071896 2005 VOLVO MAY 9, 2019 3C4FY48B03T516558 2003 CHRYSLER JH4UA3641VC005691 1997 ACURA KMHCU4AE9DU571547 2013 HYUNDAI MAY 10, 2019 1C3CDZAB6CN153449 2012 DODGE 1HGCG5656XA140343 1999 HONDA

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1HGCG6656XA052995 1999 HONDA 3FAKP1132WR233119 1998 FORD 4T1BG22K8VU080335 1997 TOYOTA 2FMZA50645BA47197 2005 FORD WBABM3340YJN87901 2000 BMW MAY 11, 2019 4N2DN11W3TD830610 1996 NISSAN 5TDZA22C14S027864 2004 TOYOTA L6MT6TBG5F1100005 2015 TMEC NOTICE OF SALE Morningstar Storage, located at 3350 Dovera Dr, Oviedo, FL 32765: 407-744-1270 announces the sale of 3 storage units on May 6, 2019 at 12:30 pm EST: Name: Unit #: Contents Charity Harrison 2015 Household goods Shelby Todtenhagen A147 Household goods Mark McVey 1142 Household goods. Dated this 17th day of April 2019 And 24th of April 2019 NOTICE OF SALE Vehicles will be sold as is, no warranty. Seller reserves the right to refuse any bid. Terms of bids are cash only. Buyer must have funds on hand at time of sale: 2013 Ford VIN# 3FADP4BJ5DM167943 1998 Toyota VIN# 4T1BF18B2WU257936 2005 Hyundai VIN# KMHDN46D25U971890 2004 BMW VIN# WBXPA734X4WC36912 2003 Honda VIN# JHMES95653S018874 2015 Nissan VIN# 3N1AB7AP9FY368584 2004 Mitsubishi VIN# 6MMAP67P24T007127 2002 Saturn VIN# 1G8ZK52792Z214499 2007 Mazda VIN# JM1BK323071644498 1993 Toyota VIN# 1NXAE04E8PZ100261 2007 Saturn VIN# 5GZCZ53497S871877 2014 Mazda VIN# JM1CW2BL8E0165574 2008 Ford VIN# 1FAHP24W98G152778 To be sold at auction at 8:00 a.m. on May 08, 2019 at 7301 Gardner Street, Winter Park, FL. 32792 Constellation Towing & Recovery LLC

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Employment Event Planner Asst, Orlando. Work alongside event planner prfrm tasks to execute weddings/ parties/ corp meetings, etc. Secure venue/confirm dates/arrange for outside labor/ equip/ mtrl rentals/Solicit bids/ asst set/ clean up/travel within Orange County to venues. AA/Equv/ 2 yrs exp asst planner. Send res: Sofrito Latin Cafe 8607 Palm Pkwy, Orlando 32836, attn: Maria Molina Legal Consultant: Meet & correspond w/clients under attorney supervision; Assist attorney w/ caseload; Conduct legal rsrch in general incl immigration, labor & employment issues for Brazilian clients; Prep legal docs, appeal, contracts, affidavits & legal briefs; Translate docs & interpret from English to Portuguese & vice versa; Analyse pertaining laws & regs; Must’ve knowl of US Immigration Laws. Req’s HS/GED & 1 yr of exp in the legal fld. Mail res to: Andrade Law Firm PA, 2295 South Hiawassee Rd, Ste 203, Orlando FL 32835 Software Developer: to dvlp internal applics using following languages: PHP 5 & 7, Oriented Objt, iOS, mySQL, jQuery, MongoDB, PostgresSQL, Javascript, CSS3, React, NodeJS, Write efficient MySQL. Coord execut’n of projts to ensure compliance w/budget, qual & schedule. Manage d/b srvrs. Confer w/projt staff to id & resolve issues. Create integrat’ns btwn 3rd party srvcs using: RestAPI, XML, WSDL, Create custom websrvces to partners use our Reservation Syst over OTA, Create whitelabel solut’ns to sales team in Brazil, Dvlp & maintain sales applicat’n. Maintenance in our Legacy Systs, Linux Srvrs, LoadBalance, Failover, Backup srvrs. Req’s Bachelor’s Deg in Comp Sci & 2 yrs of exp. in Info Technol. Mail resume to Luis Sinelli at Magic Development, LLC, 121 S. Orange Ave, Ste 850, Orlando, FL 32801. Online FA File Processor Admin Full Sail University 6394795 Group Exercise Instructor Lake Nona YMCA Family Center YMCA of Central Florida 6394794

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