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Shaming on the Stand Attorneys grill defrauded investor Denise Cantu over sexual relationship with Senator Uresti

On Organizers Reschedule Battle of Flowers Parade to Morning Due to "Scorching Temperatures" // Breakfast tacos instead of smoked turkey legs!! – Elaine Olson On DA LaHood, Who Sought to Represent Sex Offenders, Attacks Opponent for Representing Sex Offenders // This dude keeps showing his true colors over and over again. It’s so easy to get under his skin. We’d be better off with another Susan Reed term than stay with him. – Jon Arevalos

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Bates and financial consultant Gary Cain, were all indicted on a combined 22 felony counts of fraud and money laundering. Bates plead guilty in early January, while Uresti and Cain’s joint case continues to play out in federal court. Cantu’s involvement in the case begins in 2010, when her Ford Explorer’s tire exploded while she was behind the wheel. The resulting crash killed two of her children and their two friends. Cantu, who lives in Harlingen, said her son’s basketball coach recommended she contact Uresti to file a wrongful death suit against Michelin and Walmart. Uresti did, and ended up winning Cantu a hefty settlement in the case. According to Cantu, their sexual relationship began during this initial trial. “I trusted him. He was my friend, my

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A long-anticipated witness in the federal criminal trial of state Senator Carlos Uresti took the stand Thursday, Feb. 1 — kicking off a tedious, detailed, and, at times, salacious unearthing of the witness’ relationship with the San Antonio lawmaker. Denise Cantu’s two-day long testimony detailed the photos sent from Uresti’s cell phone of his genitals, steamy sex in an office restroom, and other accounts of the Democratic lawmaker’s extramarital affair with Cantu, a former client at his San Antonio law firm. But Cantu wasn’t called by federal prosecutors to testify this week just to make the jury blush. Cantu was one of the main investors in FourWinds, a nowbankrupt company that sold sand used in hydraulic fracking. Uresti owned a small percentage of the local company, and was promised substantial profits for recruiting investors and offering occasional legal advice. During the company’s short run, bookkeepers were allegedly told to tweak spreadsheets to make potential investors believe the company was far more financially stable than it was. In reality, prosecutors say the company’s owners were all but burning money on gaudy parties, prostitutes, and lavish vacations. Investors, including Cantu, lost millions when FourWinds declared bankruptcy in 2015. Uresti and two co-defendants, FourWinds CEO Stan

lover,” Cantu said during her testimony. By 2014, however, Uresti had convinced Cantu to invest the bulk of her settlement — around $900,000 — into FourWinds. Unbeknownst to Cantu, Uresti got 10 percent of her profits — a hefty $27,000 kickback. When the company went bankrupt in 2015, Cantu lost the majority of her massive investment. In court, both federal prosecutors and Uresti’s defense attorneys have dedicated hours to picking apart Cantu’s relationship with the lawmaker, in an attempt to define her character. While prosecutors have painted Cantu as an emotionally vulnerable victim to Uresti’s ponzi scheme, swayed by a man who helped her recover from a immense tragedy with romance and promises of wealth, Uresti’s attorneys spent most of Friday depicting their client as Cantu’s white knight, saving her from the villainous grip of FourWinds CEO Bates. Defense attorney Michael McCrum raked through dozens of text messages Friday, sent between Cantu and Bates. After Uresti convinced her to invest in FourWinds and introduced her to Bates, the CEO and Cantu began a sexual relationship of their own. Like Uresti, Bates sent Cantu explicit messages, littered with promises of wealth. Cantu struggled to remember how often and when she has met with either men for sexual encounters. McCrum had Cantu tell the jury that while she was receiving illicit text messages from Uresti and Bates, she was also in the beginning of a relationship with a man in Harlingen. Suddenly, the defense morphed Cantu into a promiscuous maneater out to break Uresti’s heart. McCrum pointed to a voicemail message from Uresti telling Cantu not to sign any paperwork Bates shows her until he sees it. “As Uresti is leaving voicemails seeking to protect you, you were with Mr. Bates and engaging in sexting with Mr. Bates,” McCrum opined. At least one jury member rolled their eyes.

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On March 6, Bexar County residents will vote on whether or not they’d like to see District Attorney Nico LaHood serve a second term as the county’s top prosecutor. While the final decision will come after the November general election, the March primary will decide which Democratic candidate will make it to the next round: LaHood or longtime criminal defense lawyer Joe Gonzales. The winner will face Republican defense attorney Tylden Shaeffer, who is running unopposed. The two men, formerly law partners and friends, have put their now-soured relationship on display as election day draws nearer. The latest move came on Jan. 30, when LaHood, known for his gruff demeanor and easy-to-lose temper (he’s already verbally attacked constituents at two separate campaign events), unveiled a campaign video placing Gonzales in the same team as notorious sexual assaulters. It’s first important to understand the two attorneys’ shared history. Both men were close acquaintances until March 2017, when a murder trial placed the lawyers on opposite sides of the courtroom. After LaHood disclosed at the last minute that one of his office’s staffers had a sexual relationship with a witness in the case, Gonzales and his defense team called for a mistrial. LaHood’s team then met with the lawyers in the judge’s chambers to discuss the next steps with District Judge Lori Valenzuela. That’s when

LaHood allegedly threatened to “destroy” and “shut down” Gonzales’ law practice if the defense continued to pursue a mistrial. Valenzuela has confirmed these threats taking place — while LaHood has consistently denied it ever happening. At campaign events, Gonzales claims this confrontation ultimately inspired him to run against LaHood in 2018. Since his initial campaign for office in 2014, LaHood has made a name for himself by taking down “bad guys” — like San Antonio’s so-called “angel of death” Genene Jones, or the man charged with killing San Antonio police officer Benjamin Marconi, or the federal government (for promoting vaccinations he believes cause autism, despite scientific evidence that they don’t) and, now, Joe Gonzales. In the video released Tuesday, LaHood, dressed in his signature suspenders with his black hair slicked back in a 1940s cut, addresses the camera with a stoney glare. “I was hoping that it wouldn’t get to political and personal attacks,” LaHood says, before personally attacking his opponent in the campaign video. Waving a glossy campaign mailer from the Gonzales camp that calls the sitting DA “prejudiced and intolerant,” LaHood informs viewers that Gonzales has received out-ofstate funding from notorious Democrat campaign financier George Soros. LaHood alleged that Soros, whose political action committee has donated $6,000 to the Gonzales

campaign, is trying to “purchase” the DA seat. And then, LaHood turns to his opponent’s career. “[Gonzales] has specialized in defending people who rape women. He specializes in people who sexually assault children,” LaHood said. It’s true, Gonzales has been paid to defend clients charged with rape or sexual abuse of a minor. But coming from LaHood, a former defense lawyer who once ran ads looking specifically for clients accused of “any type of sexual offense,” the attack rings hollow. “What does a rapist, a child molester and a billionaire by the name of George Soros all have in common?” LaHood continues, seeming to be setting up a deeply offensive joke. “They want Joe Gonzales to be DA of Bexar County.” Four photos pop up in front of LaHood as he speaks: one of Harvey Weinstein (accused of raping multiple women in Hollywood), one of Larry Nassar (recently convicted of sexually assaulting child gymnasts), one of Soros and then, Gonzales. Without context, it would be dangerously easy to assume these headline-grabbing sexual predators have made the unusual decision to endorse a Bexar County District Attorney candidate. “Please pass this information along,” LaHood asks his viewers. Your move, Gonzales.

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A Shulenberg medical marijuana dispensary has officially issued the state’s first legal shipment of concentrated bud. Knox Medical, a national medical marijuana company, set up shop in the small town of Shulenberg — a town at the halfway point between Houston and San Antonio on I-10 — in September. It became the first of three state-approved dispensaries to open in Texas under the 2016 Compassionate Use Act, a law legalizing the sale of cannabis-based medical products to the estimated 150,000 Texans with intractable epilepsy (a type of epileptic seizures that can’t be controlled with medical treatment). On Thursday, Knox announced its first shipment of the low-THC, high-CBD liquid to a local 6-year-old girl with epilepsy. “Patients deserve medical relief and Knox Medical is proud to work with physicians and caregivers, and in close coordination with the Texas Department of Public Safety, to provide this medicine that exceeds the most rigorous standards for quality and consistency,” said José Hidalgo, CEO of Florida-based Knox Medical. “This is a historic day for Texas and we will work tirelessly to uphold the trust and responsibility the state has placed in Knox Medical.” Patients eligible for the newly legal oil must receive a recommendation from a board-certified neurologist and a second independent physician. Only around 15 doctors are legally allowed to prescribe medical marijuana in Texas. This is the first step in Texans’ long battle to legalize marijuana. Aside from those with intractable epilepsy, marijuana use in Texas (for medical or recreation) remains illegal in Texas.

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While it’s often applauded for its strong art and art history department, and the steady stream of talented artists that emerge from its programs, the University of Texas at San Antonio also boasts a truly wide-ranging collection of contemporary art that comprises paintings, photographs, sculptures, mixedmedia and works on paper. Reflective of both the avid collecting habits of former UTSA President Ricardo Romo and the deep insights of curator Arturo Infante Almeida, the collection is typically displayed in interior and exterior spaces across three campuses but comes to light this month in “Voz,” a sprawling group show on view at Centro de Artes through June 10. Celebrating the collection’s strong focus on Latin@ art to the tune of 222 works by 66 artists, the exhibition comes across as a meticulously organized museum show uniting dozens of familiar names (Ana Fernandez, Alberto Mijangos, Franco Mondini-Ruiz, Richard Armendariz, Anita Valencia and Kathy Vargas among them) with many others well worth discovering. Hovering in Texas but extending far beyond its borders, “Voz” employs both floors of Centro de Artes for an immediately engaging crash course in Latin@ art distinguished by three areas that double as shows within a show: a recreation of UTSA’s “Veinticinco” (a long-running project comprising prints by 25 artists); Cheech Marin’s “The Chicano Collection” (a portfolio of prints by Vincent Valdez, Mel Casas, Alex Rubio, Jesse Treviño and many more); and a thoughtful pairing of images by iconic Mexican photographer Graciela Iturbide and her mentor, Manuel Álvarez Bravo. Free, 6-9pm, Centro de Artes, 101 S. Santa Rosa St., (210) 2062787, getcreativesanantonio.com. — Bryan Rindfuss ART

The McNay Art Museum has always housed arguably San Antonio’s finest collection of THU-TUE modern art and attracted damn fine visiting exhibitions to boot. But, over the past year and a half, owing in no small part to the bold, forward-thinking vision and useful connections of new director Richard Aste, the McNay has really been on a roll. Showing no signs of losing momentum, the museum is set to open three compelling new exhibitions on February 8 (all of which will run through May 6). “Something to Say: The McNay Presents 100 Years of African American Art” marks the museum’s first survey of modern and contemporary African-American art. Encouraging a thoughtful consideration of the plurality of African-American experience and expression, the exhibit represents the McNay’s ongoing commitment to “equity, inclusion, and social consciousness as well as artistic excellence.” “30 Americans: Rubell Family Collection” boasts some of the most important African-American artists of the past three decades, including Mark Bradford, Nick Cave, Robert Colescott, Glenn Ligon, Kerry James Marshall, Mickalene Thomas, and Kehinde Wiley (whose recently commissioned presidential portrait of Barack Obama we are dying to see). “Haiti’s Revolution in Art: Jacob Lawrence Toussaint L’Ouverture Series” is a portfolio of stunningly powerful prints from the artist’s 41-panel exploration of the undersung leader of the 18th-century Haitian revolution, which drove out the French colonizers. Lawrence first learned of L’Ouverture while on a quest to discover new African-American heroes, which he felt the history books had done a subpar job of providing him in school. $10 ($10 surcharge for “Something to Say”), 10am-9pm Thu, 10am-4pm Fri, 10am-5pm Sat, noon-5pm Sun, 10am-4pm Tue, McNay Art Museum, 6000 N. New Braunfels Ave., (210) 824-5368, mcnayart.org. — James Courtney ART

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Celebrating the spirit of Western culture, this year’s San Antonio Stock Show & Rodeo features native Texas wildlife expos, “Swifty Swine” pig races, stunt and acrobat performers “X-Pogo” and “Chicago Boyz,” Pompeyo’s circusthemed dog show, and “Cowboy Boot Camp” activities for kids. The 67th annual event also includes a Western Heritage Parade and multiple livestock competitions showcasing talented Texan youth. Occurring daily through February 25, the San Antonio favorite also encompasses petting zoos, pony rides, 250 rodeo-themed shops, and carnival attractions for the whole family to enjoy. Boasting a stacked roster, this year’s rodeo concert series kicks off with Gary Allan (Thursday) and continues with Brett Eldridge (Friday), Josh Abbott Band (Saturday) and many more (see Music Picks). $5-$200, 8am-10pm Mon- Sun (times subject to change), San Antonio Stock Show & Rodeo, One AT&T Center Pkwy., (210) 444-5000, sarodeo.com. — Lori Salazar

Potential social problems indicated by Jeff Foxworthy’s “You Might Be a Redneck If …” jokes: alcoholism, poverty, incest, poor hygiene, educational deficiency. Not depicted: racism, homophobia, xenophobia, SAT transphobia. As anti-white-supremacy group Redneck Revolt has been demonstrating recently, a whole spectrum of people with varying beliefs enjoy hunting, fishing and going to the bathroom outside. Tennessee-born comedian Trae Crowder, who self-identifies as “white trash” has gained internet fame and an ABC sitcom deal from his “Liberal Redneck” videos in which he defends trans rights, Black Lives Matter and other progressive movements and views in the language of Blue Collar Comedy. Touring with Drew Morgan and Corey Forester — his co-writers for the 2016 book The Liberal Redneck Manifesto: Draggin’ Dixie Outta the Dark (and costars in at least two novels of erotic fiction written by fans) — Crowder and co. find plenty to love about the South without ever shying away from calling out backwards bullshit. As Crowder explains in a promotional video for the tour: “It’s about being down with fried okra and civil liberties.” $32.50, 7pm, Aztec Theatre, 104 N. St Mary’s St., (210) 812-4355, theaztectheatre.com. — Jeremy Martin COMEDY

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As the story goes, the concept for the naughty literary series Naked Girls Reading came about when Chicagobased Frankie Vivid returned home to find his wife, burlesque performer Michelle L’Amour, reading a book in the buff. Delivering precisely what its title suggests — “a small cast of beautiful ladies removes their clothing (yes, all of it) and reads personal selections to an adoring audience” — the playful series has spread to more than 20 cities (from Warsaw to Washington D.C.), with the Chicago flagship often stripping down for readings themed around topics ranging from banned books to bad romance. Active since the summer of 2017, the San Antonio chapter (the cast of which features members of the Pastie Pops, Stars and Garters Burlesque and other familiar performers) upholds the groups mantra (“You can’t spell literature without T and A”) this month with a Valentine’s-themed reading of “favorite pieces about love and lust.” $15 per person, FRI $25 per couple, 8:30pm (doors at 8pm), Sexology Institute, 707 S. St. Mary’s St., (210) 487-0371, sexologyinstitute.com. — BR SPECIAL EVENT

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‘For the Love of It All’ Back in 2010, Mary Elizabeth Cantu launched the creative reuse organization Spare Parts in response to a lack of creativity in K-12 classrooms and statewide budget cuts for arts education, among other issues. Over the years, the entrepreneur, out-of-the-box thinker and certified Master Reuser has tirelessly collected traditional and non-traditional art supplies to distribute among Bexar County educators while keeping tons of “pre-loved” crafting materials out of landfills. In 2013, Cantu extended the scope of Spare Parts by teaming up with collaborator/educator Gabriela Santiago to launch the Spare Parts Mini Art Museum, a mobile art gallery that showcases tiny works of art (most measure 4-by-4 inches or smaller) in maquette-type displays that employ hardcover books or binders as “museum” walls. An eco-minded initiative led by artist/educator Kara Michele Salinas, “For the Love of it All: A Creative Spare Parts Workshop” encourages guests to step away from predictable, store-bought Valentine’s Day gifts and instead create something with a bit more heart, soul and originality. In addition to providing attendees with “an abundance of eco-friendly materials” ready to be transformed into handcrafted cards for friends and loved ones, the workshop (open to ages 8 and up) puts a romantic spin on sending an old-fashioned message in a bottle. $8 (registration required at artful.ly/store/events/14279), 10:30am12:30pm, Eco Centro, 1802 N. Main Ave., (210) 486-0417, sparepartssa.org. — BR

Not since the 1960s has the country seen a more divisive political climate. Emboldened by the election of President Trump in 2016, a man many saw as a racist, a xenophobe and a misogynist, an extreme far-right movement suddenly made its way into the political mainstream. Among the ideas promulgated by the far-right was the belief that the United States was fundamentally a white, Christian country. From the “Heil Trump” salutes at a gathering of white nationalists shortly before Trump’s inauguration, to the murder of Heather Hyer at a “Unite the Right” rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, white supremacy continues to rear its ugly head within American culture. On Saturday, Freight Gallery presents “Images of Power,” an exhibition of new work by 30 artists from across the country that deal with “current events, historical quandaries and the rising tide of fascism at our doorstep.” Guest curated by Alana Coates and Mark Anthony Martinez, the exhibition brings together a bold array of work and highlights several local artists, including Albert Alvarez, Juan de Dios Mora, Ashley Mireles, Raul Gonzalez, Andrei Renteria and Jose Villalobos. In a statement, Freight owner Sergio Martinez said, “‘Images of Power’ establishes a dialogue that might at times be painful or difficult, but it is timely, meaningful, and worth having.” Free, 7-11pm (on view through February 24), Freight Gallery and Studios, 1913 S. Flores St., (210) 331-4382, freightsatx.com. — Marco Aquino ART

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The Art of Fetish & Fashion Building on the success of a particularly well-attended inaugural outing last Valentine’s weekend, the Art of Fetish & Fashion returns to Brick to tease the season with a “night of pleasure and excitement” following a “Victorian Masquerade” theme (costumes encouraged). Organized by the dark and sultry fashion boutique La Santa Luna SAT and brought to life by an edgy assortment of performers, brand ambassadors and models, the second annual event tempts guests with novelty vendors, sex toys, an erotic photo gallery (featuring work by Mary Rodriguez, Gina Sandoval-Garcia and Savannah Saunders), a “voyeur room” and a spanking booth. Hosted by Mighty Iris with music from DJ Boi of Doom and performances by “seductive songbird” Livi Von Ghoul and “human candle” Saterra Rene, the adults-only (18 and up) evening culminates with a provocative runway presentation showcasing fashions by Erica Reyna modeled by the likes of Vanessa Rodriguez, Gloria Bueno, Sean Nelson, Rebecca Lynn, Valerie Faith, Lita Deadly and Nate the Boy Wonder. $20 at eventbrite.com, 7pm-midnight, Brick at Blue Star, 108 Blue Star, (210) 262-8653, facebook.com/lasantalunatx. — BR SPECIAL EVENT

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In its first few years of existence, PostSecret, a blog launched in 2005 by Frank Warren, later to become a series of bestselling books, was impossible to look away from, owing to several factors. The ongoing community mail art project that invites people to anonymously submit secrets via handmade postcards, selections from which are then posted to the blog and/or printed in the books and/or displayed in various exhibits, definitely cashed in on the rise of blogging culture, our innate desire to liberate ourselves via confession, and our love of chisme. Beginning in 2015, Warren has, with the aid of three actors and a guitarist, produced a touring show that brings the ineffable satisfaction of the concept to the stage in an engaging multimedia format. This special display of audience-sourced narratives should make for an event that is as emotionally engrossing as it is entertaining. $39.50, 7:30pm, Tobin Center for the Performing Arts, Carlos Alvarez Studio Theater, 100 Auditorium Circle, (210) 223-8624, tobincenter.org. — JC THEATER

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Wendel White gathers nearly 100 remnants from the past documenting the AfricanAmerican experience in the U.S. Delving as far back as the transatlantic slave trade, the portfolio includes photographic representations of items gathered from private and public collections including slave collars, a drum, a slave bill of sale and, perhaps most strikingly, a preserved lock of Frederick Douglass’ hair. In an artist statement, White explains, “‘Manifest’ is an effort to seek out the artifacts and material evidence of the American construct and representation of race.” Shot against stark, black backgrounds, the images bring to life the ghosts of America’s dark past. $3-$5, 10am-8pm Thursday-Friday, 10am-6pm Saturday-Sunday; Blue Star Contemporary, 116 Blue Star, (210) 227-6960.

”St. Anthony’s Lost & Found” Inspiring

reflection and collaboration from unexpected angles, the multifaceted exhibition “St. Anthony’s Lost & Found” aims to commemorate San Antonio’s Tricentennial “through a study of poetry and how it can communicate a personal, social, and historical connection to the land, people, and cultures that make up the city’s landscape in 2018.” Organized by San Antonio Poet Laureate Jenny Browne, the project nods to an enduring prayer to our patron saint (Dear St. Anthony, please come around; something is lost and it cannot be found) while employing multiple forms of expression to “pay tribute to both the known and lost history of our city.” Anchored by a collection of 500 elegiac poems students and seniors submitted in postcard format, the exhibition invites visitors to contribute their own poems to the mix and take in four other distinct components: “Forgotten Histories” (comprised of drawings and prints by Albert Alvarez, Fernando Andrade, Lisette Chavez, Juan Zavala Castro, Joe De La Cruz, Barbara Felix, Xavier Gilmore, Joe Harjo, Kristy Perez, Jose Sotelo, Hiromi Stringer, Allison Valdivia, and Jose Villalobos — all inspired by narratives poet Rosemary Catacalos penned in the voice of St. Anthony); “Lost Structures” (celebrating bygone and existing icons — Whopper Burger, Teatro Nacional, La Gloria, and F.A.

Chapa Drugstore among them — through the eyes of painters Ana Fernandez and Abraham Mojica); “Paloma” (an installation by M. Guadalupe Marmolejo investigating the dwindling use of old-school Spanish names like Ascención, Alma and Caridad); and a companion video piece artist Joey Fauerso created with Browne. Free, 8am-5pm Wednesday-Friday, 8am-5pm Monday-Tuesday; Culture Commons, 115 Plaza de Armas, (210) 227-2787.

FILM Hidden Figures The Tobin hosts a free

outdoor screening of director Theodore Melfi’s 2016 biographical drama following black female mathematicians who worked at NASA during the Space Race. Free, 8pm Friday; Tobin Center for the Performing Arts, 100 Auditorium Circle, (210) 223-8624.

THEATER Little Women Louisa May Alcott’s

sentimental tale of the four March sisters has been touching hearts since its publication in the mid-1800s. Now it can be enjoyed on the stage as a musical production centered on the boisterous and effervescent Jo, who dreams big but never forgets her roots. At the March home in Concord, Massachusetts, Jo, Beth, Meg, Amy, and honorary March family member Laurie grow together and experience love, loss, and personal discovery in this timeless story that’s partly based on Alcott’s own life. Come celebrate the newly re-christened Public Theater of San Antonio (formerly The Playhouse) as it brings this uplifting story to the stage under the direction of Andy Meyers. $20-$35, 7:30pm Thursday-Saturday, 2pm Sunday; The Public Theater of San Antonio, 800 W. Ashby Pl., (210) 733-7258.

The Color Purple The Color Purple first

made waves in the early ’80s, when Alice Walker, who wrote the devastating, yet ultimately uplifting novel became the first woman of color to win the Pulitzer Prize. In rural Georgia in the early 1900s, Celie suffers abuse at the hands of her father, and then her betrothed. Separated from her sister, she seems utterly alone until she meets Sofia and Shug, and, drawing strength from her connection to these two women, she is eventually able to assert her independence. Scored with jazz, gospel, ragtime and blues, the Tony Award-winning musical adaptation — which lands on the Majestic stage for a six-night run courtesy of Broadway in San Antonio — stages Walker’s intimate portrait of Celie in a production that is sure to pull at your heartstrings. $30-$105, 7:30pm Wednesday-Thursday, 8pm Friday, 2pm & 8pm Saturday, 2pm &

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that exalt the grandure of love. $23.70, 7:30pm Saturday; Guadalupe Theater, 1301 Guadalupe St., (210) 271-3151.

sets up shop at The Bang Bang Bar for a TALKS PLUS theatrical “drag novela brunch.” Written Conversations of Conﬂuence Witte by Liz Coronado Castillo and directed by educators and curators team up for a Jose DeHoyos, The Glam Clam follows drag series of interactive experiences beginning queen trio Anya Knees, Barbara Koa and 12,000 years ago as they lead guests Cialis Neveah Raven along with their lesbian through a cacophonous history looking papis chulos (Tres Pennies) as they come through the eyes of generations of people together to help an old friend who was that called San Antonio home. $15-$25, attacked leaving the gay bar he owns. $30 6pm Wednesday; Witte Museum, 3801 (includes one entree and two drinks), doors Broadway, (210) 357-1900. at noon, show at 1pm Saturday; The Bang Bang Bar, 119 El Mio Drive, (210) 320-1187. Gallery Talk: Love Stinks/Love Wins

COMEDY Dean Edwards A Bronx-born stand-up with

Whether you’re a lover of love or tired of playing the game, there’s a Valentine’s Day tour for you this evening. Choose to go on a tour filled with tales of amor or one celebrating the single life. Free, 6:307:30pm Tuesday; San Antonio Museum of Art, 200 W. Jones Ave., (210) 978-8100.

nearly three decades of experience, Dean Edwards is possibly known best for his appearances on MTV2’s Guy Code and as a two-season cast member on Saturday Night Live. $17, 8pm Thursday, 8pm & 10:15pm DANCE Friday-Saturday; Laugh Out Loud Comedy Club, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 541-8805. Straight Outta Philly Two of Philadelphia’s trademark companies, Philadanco/The Mishka Shubaly Deemed a “fucking genius” Philadelphia Dance Company and RHPM/ by Joe Perry from Aerosmith, comic Mishka Rennie Harris Puremovement, join forces for Shubaly has become a cult favorite, opening an evening performance entitled Straight nationally for comedy iconoclast Doug Outta Philly. The juxtaposition of RHPM’s hipStanhope, penning the soundtrack for The hop movement against Philadanco’s modern Unbookables documentary, and headlining vocabulary celebrates the diversity of black the Altercation Punk Comedy Tour. Through and brown bodies while tackling relevant, his many accolades, this fall he achieved urgent social issues through dance. $30his highest honor: He became an answer on $40, 8pm Saturday; Jo Long Theatre, 226 N. Jeopardy! $10, 8pm Sunday; The Blind Tiger Hackberry St., (210) 207-7211. Comedy Club (inside Magic Time Machine), 902 NE Loop 410, (210) 828-1470.

CLASSICAL MUSIC SPECIAL EVENTS Tricentennial Festival of Music and Dance Presented by YOSA and the El Mardi Gras San Antonio is as obsessed with Nawlins culture as ever and we can celebrate Mardi Gras with native New Orleans once more with the second El Mardi Gras block party. Held last February in advance of Mardi Gras 2017, El Mardi Gras is put on by Susan and Pieter Sypesteyn of NOLA Brunch & Beignets, The Cookhouse and their nonprofit Third Coast Charities. Like last year, the event will bring together area chefs in celebrating the cuisine of the bayou with Sypesteyn repping Cookhouse, Jeff Balfour of Southerleigh, and Chris Cullum of Attagirl among some of the chefs slated to return. The festival will include food vendors, art vendors, beer and daiquiris and Zydeco music (obviously). Free admission, 1-7pm Sunday; NOLA Brunch & Beignets, 111 Kings Ct., (210) 320-1572.

Noche de Romance The Guadalupe Cultural

Arts Center presents an evening of romantic mariachi music featuring soloist Rhonda García and the award-winning mariachi group Noche de Romance. Songs will include classic boleros, baladas and rancheras

San Antonio Metropolitan Ballet, this Tricentennial performance highlights a variety of music and dance selections that resonate with the city’s rich cultural heritage. Free but tickets required, 7pm Sunday; Tobin Center for the Performing Arts, 100 Auditorium Circle, (210) 223-8624.

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upset when an elementary school bully starts stealing the items from inside a lost and found box where he lives. Originally released last summer before Cars 3, Lou is cute and playful enough although the final moral-of-the-story homestretch doesn’t make much sense. Revolting Rhymes, based on a collection of poems by late author Roald Dahl (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James and the Giant Peach, Fantastic Mr. Fox), offers audiences an alternative take on popular fairy tale characters like Little Red Riding Hood, the Three Little Pigs and Snow White, by blending their stories together into a medley of minor amusement. Connecting the tales together through the Big Bad Wolf and his lupine family, Revolting Rhymes doesn’t capture the same enchantment as either the original fairy tales or Dahl’s book, but should get a pass from most indiscriminate children.

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You know those three Oscar categories that always seem to bust your predictions chart every single year? This year, walk into your Oscar viewing party feeling a bit more confident. Starting February 9, all 15 short films nominated for the 90th annual Academy Awards (March 4) will screen at the Santikos Bijou Theater in four separate programs — Animated Shorts, Live-Action Shorts and Documentary Shorts A and B. The Current has seen all the nominees, and here’s what we think:

leftover desserts. As the situation unveils something much more sinister, Garden Party lightens the mood before wrapping up with some effective dark humor that gets to the core of the bleak narrative. A stop-motion animated short from France, Negative Space is the charming, imaginative and darkly funny story of a man who reminisces back to his childhood when he and his father would bond over the finer details of packing the perfect suitcase. Rich with detail and featuring a wonderful underwater scene with “underwear jellyfish,” this Wes Andersonesque animation is a charmer. What animation contest would be complete without an entry from Pixar or Disney? At least one of them has received a nomination in the last seven Oscars. This time, Pixar’s LOU tells the tale of — well, actually, we’re not really sure what “Lou” is, although he (?) gets very

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Animated Shorts Although it’s rare for any of the short film categories to feature familiar names in their films’ credits, this year the animated category includes one of the biggest. Nominated as a producer of Dear Basketball is five-time NBA champion

and Los Angeles Lakers great Kobe Bryant. Directed by character animator Glen Keane and based on a letter Bryant wrote for The Players’ Tribune in 2015 about his retirement from basketball, Dear Basketball is a beautifully hand-drawn animation and personal poem that is both impassioned and inspiring. Narrated with affection by Bryant himself (and scored by John Williams!), his lyrical farewell to basketball also shares a message of finding inner peace when letting go of something you love. The quiet, peaceful backyard of an abandoned mansion is the setting of Garden Party where a host of frogs and toads explore nature and do what frogs and toads do. The short, however, doesn’t limit its amphibious stars to the outside world, as we watch them infiltrate the empty estate to investigate their surroundings and eat

Live-Action Shorts Inspired by the actual calls to 911 that were received during a school shooting incident in Atlanta, Georgia in 2013, DeKalb Elementary is a tense albeit sympathetic reenactment of the moments an armed young man shares with an elementary school front-office receptionist during a stand-off with police. The dynamic between actors Tarra Riggs and Bo Mitchell is authentic and humanistic as writer/director Reed Van Dyk allows the scene to take form one heartbreaking second after another. Quirky in its delivery, The Eleven O’Clock stars actor Damon Herriman (TV’s Justified) as “Dr.” Nathan Klein, a delusional patient who has scheduled an appointment with a new psychiatrist thinking he, too, is a psychiatrist. The back-and-forth dialogue is exceptionally clever as we watch “real” doctor Terry Phillips (Josh Lawson of TV’s House of Lies and the film’s screenwriter) attempt to corral his patient’s mind back into their therapy session before he loses his own. Playing out like a highly-entertaining comedy routine, The Eleven O’Clock is a flat-out riot. Based on the 1955 murder of 14-yearold Emmett Till in Money, Mississippi, My Nephew Emmett tells the true story of the night Till (Joshua Wright) was killed for a minor encounter that took place earlier in

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Abelardo Peña Ebaben

Blas E. Lopez

Gladys Roldan de Moras

Claudio Aguillón

Gaspar Enríquez

Emiliano López

Frank Romero

Carlos Almaráz

Jenelle Esparza

Joe Lopez

Sonia Romero

David Almaguer

Juan Farías

Luis Lopez

Alex Rubio

René Alvarado

Ana Fernández

Salvador J. Lopez

Ricardo Ruiz

Jesse Amado

Andrés Ferrándis

Jose Lozano

Joel Salcido

Edmundo Aquino

Pedro Friedeberg

Gilbert “Magu” Luján

Anna Lilia Salinas

Connie Arismendi

Adriana Maria Garcia

Adál Maldonado

Armando Sanchez

Richard Armendariz

David Anthony Garcia

Richard Martinez

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Estevan Arredondo

Margaret Garcia

Tessa Martinez

Maricela Sanchez

Antonio Azorín

Rupert García

César Martínez

Santiago “Chago” Sanchez

Judith F. Baca

Carmen Lomas Garza

Jesus Toro Martinez

Rocio Saenz

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Jorge Garza

Antonio Martorell

Enrique “Sebastian” Carbajal

Cecilia Biagini

Luis M. Garza

Ben Mata

John Segovia

David Blancas

Xavier Garza

John Mata

Pepe Serna

Charles Bojórquez

Ignacio Gomez

Michael Menchaca

Raul Servin

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Albert Gonzales

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Rolando Briseño

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Franco Mondini-Ruiz

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Malaquías Montoya

Eloy Torrez

Gerado Cabrera

Daniel Guerrero

Juan de Dios Mora

Jesse Treviño

Jimmy Canales

Luis “Chispas” Guerrero

Pedro Morales

Louis Vega Treviño

Jesus “Chista” Cantú

Raul Guerrero

Glugio “Gronk” Nicandro

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Raul Caracoza

Jacinto Guevara

Carmen Oliver

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Richard L. Hernandez

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the day between him and the wife of one of his murderers from the perspective of Till’s great-uncle Mose Wright (a subtle yet striking performance by L.B. Williams), who can only plead with the two white men who force their way into his home and kidnapped his nephew. Moving and infuriating, writer/director Kevin Wilson Jr. taps into a range of emotions and exhibits hate in its most primal form. In The Silent Child, director Chris Overton and screenwriter Rachel Shenton explore deafness from the perspective of a shy 4-year-old girl (Maisie Sly), who begins to break out of her shell when her seemingly inattentive family brings a young social worker (Shenton) into their home to help the child communicate. Through

compassionate storytelling, The Silent Child paints a pure picture of what it’s like to be part of a world that doesn’t recognize your exceptionality. Distrust and anger between Christians and Muslims in eastern Africa comes to a head in Watu Wote: All of Us, a German/Kenyan production that highlights the goodness individuals can have for one another despite their religious differences. Based on an actual 2015 event, Watu Wote tells the story of a group of Muslims who protected a Christian woman from AlShabaab militants during a cross-country bus ride. There is a lot of history to unpack in a 22-minute drama, but director Katja Benrath keeps the tension high as he offers viewers hope for humanity. Documentary Shorts Featuring America’s oldest interracial newlyweds, the 95- and 96-year-old title characters in Edith+Eddie give new meaning to the phrase “a love story for the ages.” When a family feud threatens to separate the couple, Edith and Eddie put their faith in God to keep them together.

Director Laura Chekoway captures both the sweet and tragic moments during the unfortunate situation and does so with empathy and heart. Heaven Is a Traffic Jam on the 405 follows 56-year-old Mindy Alper, a successful visual artist living in Los Angeles, whose mental illness has affected her life for as long as she can remember. Through interviews, archive video and photos, and Alper’s own works of art, director Frank Stiefel shares an intimate portrait of a woman who understands her limitations but refuses to give up being who she is — a free and creative soul. In Heroin(e), three women — Jan Rader, a fire department deputy chief; Patricia Keller, a drug court judge; and Necia Freeman, a volunteer for a nonprofit that feeds the poor — do all they can to make a positive change in the lives of drug addicts living in Huntington, West Virginia, a city with an overdose rate that is 10 times the national average. Director Elaine McMillion Sheldon delivers an unflinching and realistic look at the problem of drug use in this specific corner of the U.S. and puts a face on those willing to reach out

and give guidance. Director Thomas Lennon takes viewers into a classic French restaurant in Cleveland, Ohio, run by men and women transitioning from the prison system in Knife Skills. Doubling as a culinary school, the restaurant recruits former inmates for a challenging six-month training course that puts aspiring employees’ feet to the fire. It’s a fascinating journey as we watch these committed individuals breathe life into an exciting new business and leave their criminal history behind by finding pride in their next calling. African-American school teacher Breaion King lives through a nightmare scenario in Austin in 2015 when she is pulled over by police for speeding and is violently arrested. In Traffic Stop, director Kate Davis interviews King about her childhood, her career as a teacher and how the confrontation between her and the officer changed her life forever. Traffic Stop is an eye-opening look at one woman’s frightening experience — an experience felt by far too many black people in this country. sacurrent.com • February 7-13, 2018 • CURRENT 29

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Southerleigh adds oyster bar

>Is this the Lüke Happy Hour replacement we’ve been waiting for? Maybe. Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery announced it’ll add an outdoor oyster bar to the side of the building facing Pearl Park. Construction of the outdoor bar, designed by Clayton & Little, will start this February with a vague spring timeline. The bar will feature “eight Southerleigh beers on tap, plus serve four to five varieties of fresh oysters, as well as freshly selected shrimp, crab, clams, and caviar” according to a press release. The bar will include 14 seats and utilize the outdoor tables Southerleigh already has at its disposal. The release also shared news on Southerleigh Brewing Co. at Brooks, which is slated for a fall 2018 opening date. The menu will be made up of casual family-style dishes, specializing in pressure fried Southern fried chicken and oysters, according to the release. 136 E. Grayson St., (210) 455-5701. — JE

Sulla Strada heads East

>John Winkler, owner of Sulla Strada Pizza, will be taking his talents to Dignowity Hill this summer as one of the anchor locations for a new development by Zurich Properties. Sulla, which launched as a food truck in 2014 out of Alamo Street Eat Bar, gained followers for its Napolitanostyle pizza. In March of 2017, the truck moved on to the St. Mary’s Strip where Sulla serves the late night crowd. “I wanted to check out a different scene,” said Winkler, 42. The “one-man show” will still keep trucking while the new site at the corner of Hackberry and Houston nears

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completion sometime later this summer or fall. “I’m signed up and ready to go,” Winkler said. Sulla at Digownity will use a wood-fire oven for their pies, calzones and will also feature salads. Winkler has been in kitchens since he was 15, including the original Biga, Twin Sisters and pizza shops in Austin. You can still find him at Squeezebox (2806 N. St. Mary’s St.) from 9 p.m. to 1:30 a.m. — JE

Local shop oﬀers Fuck Da Flu shots

>With the onset of an early flu season, a particularly “nasty” strain of it, and no peak in sight to a season that’s already led to more than 11,000 hospitalizations according to the latest CDC report, one San Antonio juice shop is fed up. To that effect, the owners of Squeezers Juice Co. are offering “F$#! Da Flu” shots as of this week. Made up of freshly squeezed ginger, lemon, turmeric, apples, carrots and cayenne pepper, the 2-ounce shots are available for $3 each. “A lot of friends and fam in San Antonio have been catching bad cases of the flu. Please take care of your body this flu season, if you need some help we got you at #SQUeeZeRS!,” said the post in which they first shared the shot. Try the shots if you hate the flu, if you’re taking every precaution or if want to bank on the anti-inflammatory benefits of turmeric. It doesn’t hurt to try? 317 Probandt Road, (210) 376-7455. — JE

Buddy V’s opened at La Cantera

>Buddy V’s Ristorante, the Italian-American eatery from Buddy “Cake Boss” Valastro, opened its doors on Monday, January 29. Located at The Shops at La Cantera, Buddy V’s serves up twists on Italian-American classics as well as desserts that made Valastro famous with his TLC show.

The menu includes options for lunch and dinner, as well as a limited bakery menu. Like much of the Cake Boss brand, dishes honor the Valastro family. Inspired by family recipes, options include Lisa V’s linguine and white clam sauce with white wine, garlic, extra virgin olive oil; Valastro Sunday gravy with meatballs, sausage, lamb, pork and a bowl of rigatoni; and Nona’s lasagna al forno. The restaurant features Texas spirits, including Alamo Golden Ale, Witherspoons River Rum, 512 Tequila Silver, Dripping Springs Gin, and more. The drink menu will also include the restaurant’s signature cocktails, like the Sicilian Tea (Deep Eddy sweet tea, lemon & cranberry vodka, fresh sweet & sour and club soda). San Antonio is the third market to have a Buddy V’s Ristorante, with locations in Las Vegas and Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. — SM

More Korean BBQ on the Northside

>Quarters Japanese and Korean BBQ is now open on the northside of San Antonio. The shop, which features DIY grilling, opened last week in the same shopping center as Claude Hoppers and Heavenly Pho at the Blanco and Huebner intersection. The menu is broken down into two sections: a readyto-eat portion filled with salads, soups, and sides, and a ready-to-grill section with a collection of beef, pork, poultry and seafood to choose from, with prices labeled for regular hours and happy hour (3-6 p.m. daily) ranging from $6 to $9. A collection of four dinners are available with different sets of meats and seafood for $55.25 ot $69.25 with miso soup, steamed rice, kimchi and pickled yellow radish. Quarters offers 15 varieties of sake, a small shochu section, wine and cocktails ($4.99). Though the logo is remarkably similar to Quarters Korean BBQ in Los Angeles, the owners are not affiliated with that location. 19186 Huebner Road, (210) 670-7128. — JE

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Most San Antonians not of the Anthony Bourdain bent have had scant opportunity to sample the cuisine of Esan (Esaan, Isan…), Thailand’s, vast northeastern province bordering on Laos and Cambodia. Blink in 2016 and you missed Baan Esaan, as far as I know the city’s first restaurant to feature the food of the region. Run by a cocky half-Thai kid backed up with female family members in the kitchen, BE introduced Southtown to the spunky-spicy somtum salad of green papaya that’s an Esan specialty, to uncompromisingly odd yet irresistible sauces and pastes utilizing ingredients such as cow’s skin, and to lidded baskets of resilient, sticky rice, the essential accompaniment to fermented sausage. Baan Esaan might have been just a little too uncompromising. Apparently not about to make that mistake, low-key Thai Esan has hedged its bets with a selection of Chinese favorites and anodyne appetizers

such as cream-cheese filled seafood rangoon. As good as the kitchen’s renditions of orange chicken might be, we’re confident that cocky Current readers will want to concentrate instead on those dishes that more truly represent the region. (Pro tip: you may need to push back, in firm but friendly fashion, against well-meaning staff that will assume you’re just some rube in off the street not willing to be challenged.) Thai Esan meatballs, pork version, were only a semisuccess. Springy yet surprisingly moist, these deep-fried orbs need a little spice to make them more interesting; the house-made sweet chili sauce just didn’t do the job. But, to the rescue, the house rendition of a classic fish sauce with lime, sugar, chili and cilantro. It’s both more delicate and more complex than many you will have had at other Thai and Vietnamese restaurants, and it will come in handy frequently over the course of your meal.

Meatballs are a part of many culinary cultures, but the Thai Esan fried sweet eggs don’t have a lot of competition. Often called Son-in-Law eggs, they’re first hard-boiled, then fried (this gives the eggs a kind of skin), halved, and topped with a sweet chili sauce that traditionally contains tamarind and palm sugar. Toppings include crushed peanut and scallion, and the success of this unlikely-seeming combination is one of the reasons reviewing remains rewarding after all these years. There are still things to be learned about Asian soups, too. Two “signature soups” cohabit on the restaurant’s menu; we picked tom saap due to the distance the ingredient list implied from standbys such as tom yung. And we loved it. Tender tripe gave the bowl a lacy visual component, beef added depth, and galangal, kaffir lime, and lemongrass provided citrusy fragrance and flavors. And there’s more to know about sticky rice. “We like to pinch off a bit and eat it with the papaya salad,” (often called somtum) said the owner. “I also prefer cabbage to lettuce as a wrap,” she continued, citing its heftier crunch. You may not like the resilient rice on its own (I find it annoyingly chewy — though good when grilled), but there’s no doubt that, in combination, textures run the full gamut in a single mouthful. Even ordered spicy (but not “Thai Hot”), the green papaya and carrot salad isn’t as incendiary as some I’ve had, and you need to think of the salad’s dried shrimp the same way you might a bay leaf — as seasoning but not to be eaten. But wrapped and rice-stuffed, it’s all a thrill ride. Sticky rice serves another function with the fermented pork sausage: it helps keep the accessory peanuts and grated ginger in place. Taken alone, the sausages aren’t as funky-fermented as the ones I first tried at Baan Esaan; with accents of lime leaf and lemongrass, they skew more to the mild side if ordered “regular.” (If you want them “spicy”, you may have to have another discussion with staff.) But, again, it’s the package that wins it. Now, in this push-back climate, may be the time to suggest another hashtag: #embraceunfamiliarfoods. We had one more encounter with our delightful but dubious waitress over a noodle order. We wanted the Thai Esan dry noodle “tossed in tangy house sauce”; she was convinced we would prefer Spicy basil noodle — and we finally gave in. In any other setting, this veg-filled plate with clear noodles and Thai basil might have been perfectly acceptable (and it benefitted by a dousing in that fantastic fish sauce), but here it brought nothing new to the party. On their way out, some friends who own local restaurants allowed us a sample of the doggie-bag dry noodles they had been insistent enough to order. Much more interesting. Moral: Stand up for your rights as an adventuresome eater. (Instead of mango and coconut sweet rice for dessert, go for the far more exotic Ruam-Mit, for example.) Eventually, your palate will thank you.

Thai Esan & Noodle House 9820 Huebner Road, Suite 109, (210) 877-0888 The Skinny Thai Esan provides a window into the mostly unfamiliar cuisine of Northeastern Thailand. Standout dishes include the classic somtum salad of shredded papaya with carrot, fried sweet egg with crushed peanut and scallion, a fragrant soup called Tom Saap, and fermented sausages — order them as spicy as you dare. And ladle the house fish sauce over almost everything but dessert. Best bets Papaya salad, Thai Esan sausage, Thai Esan fried sweet egg, tom saap soup, Thai Esaan dry noodle Hours 11am-3pm Monday, 11am-9pm Tue-Fri, noon-9pm Sat, noon-7pm Sunday Prices $8.99-$16.99 sacurrent.com • February 7-13, 2018 • CURRENT 33

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complimentary bottle of Cava Brut Champagne and 10 percent off their meal, 1401 N. 1604 W., (210) 764-1604.

Josephine Street // The San Antonio institution will offer a 7-ounce sirloin with choice of blackened, grilled or fried shrimp for $18.95 available February 9 through 14. Prices vary, 11am, 400 E. Josephine St., (210) 224-6169. Little Italy Restaurant & Pizzeria // Is it still amore if the chef special isn’t pizza? Either way, enjoy flounder stuffed with crab and shrimp with a lemon caper sauce, asparagus, pasta and a choice of soup or salad. $21.99, 824 Afterglow St., (210) 349-2060. Ocho // February’s Supper Club will be an ode to love with strawberry heart amuse bouche, panseared scallop in aguachile, choice of Chermoulamarinated beef tenderloin with duck fat refried beans or shrimp and mussel ciopino and a lemon basil strawberry shortcake for dessert. $150 per couple, 6 and 8pm seatings, (210) 2222008, reservations@havanasanantonio.com. Mina & Dimi's // Get carried away this Valentine’s Day with a three-course Mediterranean wine dinner, belly dancing, plate breaking and more. $60 per person, reservations required, 9:30-11:30pm, 7159 W. US Hwy. 90, (210) 674-3464, agreekhouse.com. Nao // Treat yourselves to a three-course dinner with a glass of complimentary bubbles for adults. Dinner includes your choice of appetizer (ceviche tiradito with octopus, tuna and shrimp, jamon Serrano field green salad, or Akaushi beef carpaccio); choice of entree (oven-roasted half chicken with vegetables, and mashed potatoes, pan-seared Chilean sea bass over black rice and oyster mushrooms, or 10-ounce grilled ribeye, potato au gratin and bordelaise sauce); and choice of dessert (crème brûlée or chocolate sponge cake with rich cherry filling). $35 per person, 5:30-8pm, 312 Pearl Pkwy., (210) 554-6484. Range // Go big before you go home with dinner on Houston Street. Entrees feature choice of New York Strip, Filet Mignon, Ora King salmon or lobster Pot pie, with “Surf and Turf” options including Sterling caviar, lobster tail, foie gras or lime butter jumbo shrimp for additional supplements. $125, reservations required, 5pm, 125 E. Houston St., (210) 227-4455, rangesa.com. Rosella at the Rand // Choose from sous vide boneless short ribs with scallops, Cornish game hens or mixed roasted vegetables within this prix fixe menu. $75, wine pairings are available for an additional $30, 7pm, 114 E. Houston St., (210) 595-1410. Steel City Pops // Keep your Valentine’s Day PG and chill with date night at Steel City Pops.

The Valentine’s Day offer includes two pops of your choice with full customization (dark chocolate everything, or bust) and a red rose for your boo. $12, 5-9pm, 812 S. Alamo St., (210) 963-6540.

Shuck Shack // Oysters anyone? Get cheeky with these kinky bivalves priced at $1.50 (Gulf), or enjoy them as Oysters Rockefeller paired with $3 rosé all day. Prices vary, 11am-10pm, 520 E. Grayson St., (210) 237-7422. Sisters Grimm Ghost Tours // Ghost hunt with your sweetheart and enjoy a three-course candlelit dinner inside one of the most haunted hotels in the U.S. followed by a guided haunted history walk through the heart of downtown. $75 per person, 7 and 7:30pm Wednesday, 7pm Friday and Saturday, 204 Alamo Plaza, (210) 6381338, sistersgrimmghosttour.com. Tre Enoteca // The Northside’s Tre will feature a fourcourse prix fix with your entrée choice of wood ovenroasted chicken, pan-roasted salmon, pan-seared potato gnocchi or opt for dry-aged New York Strip for $15 supplement. $60, wine pairings available for an additional $30, 5pm, 555 W. Bitters Road, (210) 496-0555. Tre Trattoria // Or head to Alamo Heights for a four-course feast with choice of pan-seared halibut, slow-braised short ribs, pan-seared gnocchi or opt for Tuscan-marinated ribeye with pan-roasted wild mushrooms for a $14 supplement as your main. $70, wine pairings available for an additional $30, 5pm, 4003 Broadway, (210) 805-0333. Tribeca 212 // The staff at this Olmos Park joint lets you decide how much you’ll indulge this Valentine’s Day with your choice of either a threecourse or four-course meal. $35 or $45 per person, 5-10pm, 4331 McCullough Ave., (210) 320-0698, tribeca212.com. Yummi Japanese Restaurant //Both the Bitters location and the Leon Springs location will offer a three-course dinner with choice of shiitake lobster stir fry, tuna salmon poké with various sashimi or the Yummi Love sushi plate with four pieces of chef special roll, and six pieces of sushi. Prices vary, multiple locations, yummisushisa.com. Zinc Bistro & Wine Bar // Enjoy a romantic dinner inside one of downtown’s most intimate eateries. The four-course feast includes choice of lobster bisque with Parmesan straws or warm spinach salad; housemade lobster ravioli; black angus with Yukon gold mashers, grilled asparagus and lustful sauces or almond crusted redfish with quinoa; and a chocolate box for dessert with Grand Marnier mousse and chocolate-dipped strawberries. $45 per person, reservations held with credit card, 3-11pm, 207 N. Presa St., (210) 224-2900.

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Name: Rosella at The Rand Background: Rosella, a coffee shop that caters to winos and beer nuts, opened its original location off of E. Jones Ave. in early 2014. The success of the coffee and booze combo led to the opening of the Rosella at The Rand. In the morning hours, the new Rosella features the same qualities that the original location offers: free WiFi, tasty snacks, and refreshing drinks. In the afternoon, the vibe changes from a workspace to a restaurant by offering a happy hour, losing the free Wi-Fi and

putting out a food menu that definitely offers more than just avocado toast. Happy Hour: The happy hour at the stillnew Rand location runs Monday through Friday from 4 to 7 p.m. The menu features craft cocktails, beer, wine and food. For the libations you will receive $3 off the menu price. The food specials during happy hour include smaller bites (pita bread and beer cheese, lox ragoons, fries or mac and cheese) each for $8 or less. Patrons: The Rand location is filled with young professionals and business types, such as members of Geekdom that head down to happy hour after working at their start-ups, and those from established companies in the downtown area — all joining to meet up for a drink and unwind after a long day. Experience: Rosella at the Rand combines the laidback atmosphere of the original Rosella Coffee Co., with the hustle and bustle of the downtown area. When I arrived at 6 p.m. on a Tuesday, there were booths and seats occupied, but it

wasn’t too crowded that you couldn’t find a seat. I ordered a drink off of the craft cocktail menu that was recently retooled. The craft coffee cocktails are a great deal for happy hour just by themselves. They range from $8 to $12 and during happy hour the prices are knocked down as low as $5. I ordered the Positive Tension cocktail, a delicious combination of Evan Williams Bonded, espresso, Cardamaro, Cocchi Torino, and orange bitters for $6. If you are feeling hungry, I recommend the chicken “spiedies,” the skewers of chicken only cost $6 as well and are perfect for filling up. Go with a friend though, that way you can order different drinks and light bites to get a sample of the menu. Honestly, Rosella’s happy hour is great, the only downside I saw about it was that the complimentary Wi-Fi isn’t extended through happy hour. If it was, I’m sure the place would be packed. Erin Winch writes about boozin’ in the Alamo City on her blog Drinking In SA. Follow her on Instagram at @drinking.in.sa for more.

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release show on February 24 at Limelight). The 13 songs on the album – some culled and cajoled from a cursed list of castouts from other projects, some written for this album which McLaughlin has been loosely planning for years – are funny and dark, preposterous and gritty, pretty and unhinged in turns. On Tabloid News, McLaughlin has done what he’s always wanted to do, but never been able to fully realize before: he’s crafted a hot, rollicking, loosely-cohesive set of songs that filter his proclivity for cabarettinted pre-rock stylings and filthily askew piano-pop through his lo-fi punk roots. There’s a maniacal crackle to these songs, Harvey McLaughlin bewitches a full moon delirium, and more fun than your JAMES COURTNEY favorite indie rock band could cram into on his solo debut Tabloid News a lifetime of milquetoast mood swings in musical form. It “all comes from punk,” however. At 30 years old, San Antonio honing his unique gifts as a songwriter and “You could do anything through the punk singer-songwriter, guitarist, beginning to figure out his own peculiar kaleidoscope,” McLaughlin mused. and keyboardist Harvey sonic palette. Next came The Sandworms, Bored by the predictability of “paint McLaughlin has cut a a horror-rock/instrumental surf project that by numbers songwriting,” which often delightfully odd, slapdash path through the (mostly) allowed him to learn “what to do regurgitates old subjects, themes, tropes, music scene. and what not to do in the music business, and even phrases, McLaughlin also takes After picking up a guitar around age 12, what to say yes to and what to say no to, significant influence from his long obsession McLaughlin had his first band at age 16 and and how to navigate the scene.” with dark comic books, horror and sci-fi has been playing and writing music ever Then, with his more recent projects The movies/books, and, of course, the tabloids. since. Hares and Harvey McLaughlin and the “These are like the B-movies that I’ll never McLaughlin, who spoke to the Current Bottomfeeders, not to mention his stints get to make in real life,” McLaughlin said of last week amid a whirlwind of tour and lending support to other bands like Lonely the songs on the album. album release preparations, recalls his Horse, McLaughlin has explored punk, Of the album’s title and wildly first real band the Space Heaters with garage-rock, and the strange blend of pre/ imaginative/unconventional subject matter, characteristic humor: “It was a weird early-rock stylings that has become his forte. McLaughlin explained that “Tabloid News psychobilly and alternative rock kind of thing Now McLaughlin is set to release his was a simpler moment when fake news was – I had no idea what I was doing.” strange, raunchy, and magnificent debut solo the tabloids, but they told you it was fake What he was doing, however, was album Tabloid News on February 16 (SA

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CALL THE POLICE! Nothing More got robbed at the Grammys CHRIS CONDE

When San Antonio alt-rockers Nothing More announced that they had been nominated for, not one, but three (!!!) Grammys, we were stoked. Not just because the band’s from here, but these dudes actually deserve it. Since 2003, the band has been paying their dues on the local live music circuit, playing places like Jack’s and The White Rabbit (now Paper Tiger), and touring relentlessly. When they got word of the Grammy nominations, they were actually in the middle of their European tour. At the 60th Grammy Awards on January 28, drummer Ben Anderson, guitarist Mark Vollelunga, vocalist/ percussionist Jonny Hawkins, and bassist Daniel Oliver

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were robbed of all three nominations, and it’s more than just a little disappointing. On top of the actual rock awards not even being broadcast during the ceremony (winners were announced before the show), the San Antonio quartet lost out to Foo Fighters’ “Run” for Best Rock Song while The War on Drugs snatched Best Rock Album for A Deeper Understanding. Finally, the late Leonard Cohen took home Best Rock Performance for “You Want It Darker.”

and no one took it seriously.” “It’s like the difference between a con man and a magician: with a magician you know what’s not real,” he added. And McLaughlin, folks, is definitely a little bit of both. But, mostly a magician. With a special knack for not taking himself too seriously, and an uncanny penchant for songcraft in his own distinct mode, McLaughlin has made a very good album that exhibits masterful (and cheeky) storytelling, and musically exists on its own arcane plane. Our favorite tracks so far include “November 1st,” destined to be the day after Halloween anthem that we never knew we needed, “Mysterioso Blues,” which includes the bonkers representative line “Makin’ love in the mummy’s tomb / I got a crystal ball just to seal my doom,” the title track, a jangly romp through a mad catalog of strange images and half yarns, and “All’s Well in Roswell,” an instrumental number best described as piano-infused garagerock for folks who live in haunted houses. Get the album in vinyl, CD, or digital form at saustex.com. Also: be sure to catch Mc Laughlin and company at the local album release show. In the live setting shit’s bound to get even weirder.

Harvey McLaughlin Album Release with Topo Chica, Whatever? $5-$8 10pm, Feb. 24 Limelight, 2718 N. St. Mary’s St. (210) 735-7775 thelimelightsa.com.

"Last night was an incredible experience for all of us." Nothing More said in a statement on their Facebook page. "When we were writing this album, it never occurred to us that it would take us to a place we all grew up seeing on tv [sic] that features some of the biggest names in our industry. Even though the night didn’t go our way, we are all proud of what we’ve done and honored to have attended." It is sad that the Grammys didn’t go with a band that was fresh and put out a solid rock album that doesn’t subscribe to some trending sub-genre of indie rock. The 2017 album, The Stories We Tell Ourselves, showcased Nothing More’s ability to write contemporary rock ‘n’ roll that’s heavy and heartfelt without sounding corny – a pit many “active rock” bands fall into. The 18-track record blends technicality, thought-provoking lyrics, and enough pop aesthetic to sound approachable to the casual rock listener all while satiating the ears of folks who fancy the harder end of the music spectrum. To put it simply: the album is fantastic. And judging by the three Grammy nominations, we’re not the only ones to think so either. Congratulations, guys. Regardless of whether or not y’all took home the awards, getting not one, but three Grammy nominations is something that many a band or artist won't likelyever get to experience. sacurrent.com • February 7-13, 2018 • CURRENT 39

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Silverstein Dirty Genez EP Release Party Hailing from Ontario, Canada, Silverstein have been a well-known name in the punk and hardcore world since the early 2000s; and not just because of their solid songwriting and musicianship, but because of their sheer longevity in the genre. For a group that survived the god-awful label of “screamo” (seriously, what was that?), Silverstein managed to stay ahead of the pack, producing heavy, emotional tracks without sounding like they were ripping off every other band in the genre. Also on the bill is Richmond pop punkers Broadside, whose songs might have some of the catchiest melodies in the scene. $18.50-$22, 7pm, Alamo City Music Hall, 1305 E. Houston St., alamocitymusichall.com. – Chris Conde

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Made up of guitarist Kiko Pants, drummer Marc Navarro, bass guitarist Marcus Martinez, keyboardist April Gomez, violinist Christina Quick and frontwoman Jordan Peña, Dirty Genez are far from newcomers to the San Antonio music community. The jazzy indie group have been sharing stages with artists and bands like Lonely Horse and Alyson Alonzo since 2010. Peña told the Current that while the band is excited to release their first album ever, they’re ready to move on and continue writing more music. “This album is closure to a lot of pain” said Peña, “the closing of a chapter in our lives.” On “Breathe,” an unreleased track on the album, the sound is definitely melancholy, but also dreamy, like, that moment between a dream and a nightmare, and if the entire album shares similar qualities to the track, we’re pretty stoked about it. Free, 9pm, Bang Bang Bar, 119 El Mio Drive, (210) 320-1187. – CC SAT

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The Holy Knives Tour Kickoff Party OK, so when these guys showed up on the scene a few years ago, I thought to myself, “Greaaaaat, another indie rock band that sounds like everyone else.” And while I was probably just sipping way too much Haterade that day (I was, and I’m sorry), this fivepiece have grown into an outfit that showcases their stellar creativity throughout their entire catalog, which in turn has made them a local favorite. Formerly known as Levees, The Holy Knives kind of are your archetypal indie rock band, but we don’t throw bands in this section of “shows to check out” if we didn’t think they’re worth your time. While, sure, The Holy Knives could easily show up on a mix next to bands like [insert your favorite indie rock band you discovered last week on Spotify] they’re just different enough to set themselves apart from the heard of new bands flooding your music channels. Their songs are a touch psychedelic, slightly melancholy and contain enough pop melodies to get you singing along (their new single “Every Day” is actually stuck in my head as I write this); it’s not over produced, definitely more rock leaning than pop, and when their debut EP Ritual Bloom comes out this spring, make sure to grab a copy. $5, 9pm, Limelight, 2718 N. St. Mary’s St., thelimelightsa.com. – CC SAT

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San Antonio-born and Austin-based, Alejandro Escovedo has quietly amassed a trove of off kilter roots-rock/outsider-Americana music. Through the course of his long run, Escovedo, now nearing 70, has helped shape the contemporary Americana milieu (especially in Texas) to a greater extent than his relatively low profile would give away. Always one to push boundaries, taking risks and refusing to sit still, even while revering tradition, I think of him as kind of a South Texas Dwight Yoakam (in spirit, not in sound), who splits the difference between serving his own distinct muse and following in the footsteps of his heroes. For this special show, Escovedo and band will be presenting his 2001 album A Man Under the Influence (arguably his best album) in full, with new arrangements by producer and musician Mitch Easter. $20-$90, 8pm, Sam’s Burger Joint, 330 E. Grayson St., (210) 223-2830, samsburgerjoint.com. — James Courtney SAT

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By way of putting those nifty new riverboats to good use, the Riverwalk folks have got a pretty sweet thing cooked up for this weekend. Jazz Floating on the River, in case the name itself doesn’t preclude the need for me to say any more, is a three-day opportunity to experience something that you just don’t see every day: a parade of jazz bands (from trios to brass crews and larger ensembles) on floats, drifting down the river. The idea is that you’ll find a perch at a favorite restaurant (somewhere along the 2.5 miles of Riverwalk that runs downtown) and enjoy a meal and/ or drinks with friends as you watch the concert float by. The water-borne entertainment will include more than 20 local jazz acts, representing just about everything the jazz spectrum has to offer, from Afro-Latin stylings to big band grooves, from jazz fusion to jazz funk, from the easy-going to the avant garde. Free, 7pm-9:15pm, Downtown Riverwalk, 330 E. Grayson St., thesanantonioriverwalk.com. — JC

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If you’re not familiar with Jens Lekman, your music elitist girlfriend or boyfriend probably has heard of them and most likely made a few mix CDs (I know, I’m dating myself) with songs from Lekman alongside artists like fellow Swedish folkster Jose Gonzalez, The Knife, or Belle and Sebastian. But Lekman is a lot more approachable than your hipster friends want you to believe. While his music is a little more different than your average indie pop artist, Lekman’s music is reminiscent of everything from The Beatles to The Smiths. And even though some of his songs are a little melancholy and others are dance-y and upbeat, Lekman’s unique instrumentation sets him apart from most indie popsters. $15-$17, 8pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St., papertigersatx.com. – CC MON

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Grinder Jens Lekman I’m always a little skeptical when checking out metal I haven’t listened to before. I admit it, I’m that asshole. But. Holy. Fucking. Shit, you guys. Mammoth Grinder is probably one of the best metal bands I’ve never heard of, and if you dig death metal with echoey vocals and traces of hardcore (this is definitely not metalcore, guey), you’re gonna want to get to Paper Tiger on Sunday. Also on the bill are Afflictive Nature, who have a similar sound to Mammoth Grinder while leaning a little more in the hardcore direction, and Crawl, a on- man band whose sound can only be described as dark, and sludgy, like you’ve been trapped in a dungeon for a few years. Rounding out the lineup are Cosmic Behemoth, a brooding blackmetal outfit from San Antonio and Austin thrash/punk band Expanders. $10, 8pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St., papertigersatx.com. – CC SUN

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Jacob Sartorius In under the span of a year, Jacob Sartorius’s debut single “Sweatshirt” independently achieved RIAA gold status, amassed over 15.1 million Spotify streams, and 70 millionplus YouTube views as he sold out his very first headline tour the All My Friends Tour. Sartorius has graced the cover of Billboard Magazine and guest starred on HBO’s Vice News Now series. $29.50$42.50. Aztec Theatre, 7:30pm.

Million Dollar Quartet Musical inspired by the famed recording session that Johnny P and the Wiseguys Local sixbrought together rock ‘n’ roll icons Elvis piece swing band performs ’50s Rat Presley, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis Pack tunes live. $10. Jazz, TX, 8:30and Carl Perkins for the first and only 11:30pm. time. Bringing you inside the recording Gary Allan With the allure of a modern studio for one of the greatest jam day outlaw, Gary Allan has won over sessions ever, Million Dollar Quartet fans, peers and critics with his signature brings that legendary night to life, blend of smoldering vocals, rebellious featuring a score of rock hits. $39.50lyrics and raucous live performances. $89.50. Tobin Center for the Performing Allan re-signed with Universal Music Arts, 7:30pm. Group Nashville in 2016, the label home Spitfire Local hard rock cover band for the entirety of his 20-plus year career. performs live. Free. Fitzgerald’s Bar & He is currently finishing up work for his Live Music, 9pm-1am. upcoming EMI Nashville release. $15$27. AT&T Center, 7pm. The Wide Open Award winning duo blending modern roots music with FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 9 Americana. Their distinctive style is ’80s One Hit Wonder Sing-Along Jack comprised of soulful, blues-infused FM teams up with Brass Monkey for a vocals, swampy harmonica riffs and wellnight of ’80s music videos and dancing. crafted lyrics with R&B and Southern Free. Brass Monkey, 9pm-2am. rock grooves. $7-$40. Sam’s Burger Joint, 8pm. All Stories End Local rock band performs live with Eden Burning, Trademarks, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8 South and Serious George for a Sam Americana Live! Zack Walther band, Ash Mardi Gras party and raffle. $3. The country rock from New Braunfels Amp Room, 8pm-2am. performs live with Scott Wiggins and The Dirty River Boys Americana band country group Waiting on Hayden. $5. from El Paso performs live. $15-$60. Sam’s Burger Joint, 6pm. Sam’s Burger Joint, 8pm. Georgia Parker Hill Country Texan Midnight River Choir Texas groove band performs a stripped-down acoustic set from New Braunfels performs live with of original songs. Free. Lowcountry, country band Chubby Knuckle Choir. 10pm-1am. $10. Gruene Hall, 7pm. Itzhak Perlman American-Israeli violinist New Orleans Night South Texas jazz Itzhak Perlman has been honored with musician Brent "Doc" Watkins is joined 16 Grammy Awards, four Emmy Awards, Pierre Poree of New Orleans and friends a Kennedy Center Honor, a Grammy to perform live. $20. Jazz, TX, 8:30Lifetime Achievement Award, a Genesis 11:30pm. Prize and the Presidential Medal of The Nirvana Experience The Aztec Freedom, the nation’s highest honor in Theatre is hosting The Nirvana 2015. $46.50-$124.50. Tobin Center Experience, a night of cover bands for the Performing Arts, 7:30pm.

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performing songs from the legendary grunge band fronted by the late Kurt Cobain $13-$16. Aztec Theatre, 7pm. Brett Eldredge Seven years into one of the hottest careers in country music, there are more eyes on Brett Eldredge than ever before and with the release of his recent eponymously named album for Atlantic Records/Warner Music Nashville, those eyes will finally get the full story. $27. AT&T Center, 7:30pm.

and Benji. $5. Imagine Books and Records, 8pm. Suicide Cult Heavy metal bands Suicide Cult, Dojo, The Bastard Son, Electric Vengeance, Bluntsplitter and The Forbidden Belief perform live for a Metal Empire Productions showcase. $7-$10. Jack’s Bar, 8pm-2am.

Sacred Star Dio tribute band performs SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 11 live with Breaking the Chains, a Dokken tribute band and Out of the Cellar, a Ratt Adam Hood With a critically acclaimed 2011 album The Shape of Things Adamn tribute band. $10. Bond’s 007 Rock Bar, Hood has been hit up to tour with high9pm-2am. caliber acts like Willie Nelson and Leon Small Town Habit Country band based out Russell ... something doesn't happen of Floresville performs country originals. unless you've got a sound and style Free. John T. Floore Country Store, 7pm. to match up to the legends.$10-$45. Sam’s Burger Joint, 8pm. Wild Child Indie pop band from Austin performs tracks from their latest album Expectations. Free. Paper Tiger, 8pm. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 10 Alejandro Escovedo Renowned songwriter, singer, true believer, Alejandro Escovedo performs live. $20$90. Sam’s Burger Joint, 8pm. Dirty Genez Local indie band performs live with punk band Lloronas, Collective Dreams, Wayne Holtz, Skulla y los Grillos and Hiawatha for their first official EP release. The evening also includes over a dozen local artists and vendors. Free. The Bang Bang Bar, 9pm-2am. Doc Watkins and His Orchestra South Texas jazz musician Brent “Doc” Watkins and his orchestra perform live. $30. Jazz, TX, 8:30-11:30pm. The Georges Texas based rockabilly band performs toe-tapping originals live. Free. John T. Floore Country Store, 7pm. Joe Ely Band For over 35 years, Joe Ely has rocked the floors at Gruene Hall. Ely’s music crosses over several genres of music from country to rock. Johnny Nicholas opens the show with blues originals. $20. Gruene Hall, 8pm. Marshall Anderson Folk rock artist from Austin performs live with local indie duo Ranch/House. Free. Lowcountry, 9pmmidnight Josh Abbott Band The Texas red dirt scene is as strong as ever and Josh Abbott Band definitely have something to do with it. With their unexpected transitions, and energetic livef shows, the seven-piece continue to make strides in the country rock scene. $27-$200. AT&T Center, 1pm. Shryness Garage rock band performs live with indie band LUCA, Poets and Saints

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cap. But there its resemblance to other mushrooms ends. When dried out, it tastes and smells like maple syrup. You can grind it into a powder and use it to sweeten cakes and cookies and custards. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, this unusual member of the fungus family can serve as an apt metaphor for you right now. You, too, have access to a resource or influence that is deceptive, but in a good way: offering a charm and good flavor different from what its outer appearance might indicate.

named Mike was “like Anna Kournikova,” because “it looks great but it never wins.” He was referring to the fact that during her career as a professional tennis player, Anna Kournikova was feted for her physical beauty but never actually won a singles title. This remark happens to be a useful admonishment for you Sagittarians in the coming weeks. You should avoid relying on anything that looks good but never wins. Put your trust in influences that are a bit homely or unassuming but far more apt to contribute to your success.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A grandfather from New Jersey decided to check the pockets of an old shirt he didn’t wear very often. There Jimmie Smith found a lottery ticket he had stashed away months previously. When he realized it had a winning number, he cashed it in for $24.1 million — just two days before it was set to expire. I suspect there may be a comparable development in your near future, although the reward would be more modest. Is there any potential valuable that you have forgotten about or neglected? It’s not too late to claim it.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A Chinese man named Wang Kaiyu bought two blackfurred puppies from a stranger and took them home to his farm. As the months passed by, Wang noticed that his pets seemed unusually hungry and aggressive. They would sometimes eat his chickens. When they were two years old, he finally figured out that they weren’t dogs, but rather Asian black bears. He turned them over to a local animal rescue center. I bring this to your attention, Capricorn, because I suspect it may have a resemblance to your experience. A case of mistaken identity? A surprise revealed in the course of a ripening process? A misunderstanding about what you’re taking care of? Now is a good time to make adjustments and corrections.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The U.S. Geological Survey recently announced that it had come up with improved maps of the planet’s agricultural regions. Better satellite imagery helped, as did more thorough analysis of the imagery. The new data show that the Earth is covered with 618 million GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A survey of British more acres of croplands than had previously been thought. That’s 15 percent higher Christians found that most are loyal to just than earlier assessments! In the coming six of the Ten Commandments. While they still think it’s bad to, say, steal and kill and lie, months, Libra, I’m predicting a comparable expansion in your awareness of how many they don’t regard it as a sin to revere idols, work on the Sabbath, worship other gods, or resources you have available. I bet you will use the Lord’s name in a curse. In accordance also discover that you’re more fertile than with the astrological omens, I encourage you you have imagined. to be inspired by their rebellion. The coming weeks will be a favorable time to re-evaluate SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In 1939, Scorpio comic book writer Bob Kane co-created the your old traditions and belief systems, and then discard anything that no longer suits the fictional science-fiction superhero Batman. The “Caped Crusader” eventually went on to new person you’ve become. become an icon, appearing in blockbuster CANCER (June 21-July 22): While serving in movies as well as TV shows and comic the U.S. Navy during World War II, Don Karkos books. Kane said one of his inspirations for lost the sight in his right eye after being hit by Batman was a flying machine envisioned by Leonard da Vinci in the early 16th century. shrapnel. Sixty-four years later, he regained The Italian artist and inventor drew an his vision when he got butted in the head image of a winged glider that he proposed by a horse he was grooming. Based on the upcoming astrological omens, I’m wondering to build for a human being to wear. I bring this up, Scorpio, because I think you’re if you’ll soon experience a metaphorically comparable restoration. My analysis suggests in a phase when you, like Kane, can draw inspiration from the past. Go scavenging that you’ll undergo a healing in which something you lost will return or be returned. through history for good ideas! LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The candy cap mushroom, whose scientific name is Lactarius rubidus, is a burnt orange color. It’s small to medium-sized and has a convex

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Charles Nelson Reilly was a famous American actor, director, and drama teacher. He appeared in or directed numerous films, plays, and TV shows. But in the 1970s, when he was in his forties, he also spent quality time impersonating a banana in a series of commercials for Bic Banana Ink Crayons. So apparently he wasn’t overly attached to his dignity. Pride didn’t interfere with his ability to experiment. In his pursuit of creative expression, he valued the arts of playing and having fun. I encourage you to be inspired by his example during the coming weeks, Aquarius. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): According to ancient Greek writer Herodotus, Persians didn’t hesitate to deliberate about important matters while drunk. However, they wouldn’t finalize any intoxicated decision until they had a chance to re-evaluate it while sober. The reverse was also true. Choices they made while sober had to be reassessed while they were under the influence of alcohol. I bring this to your attention not because I think you should adhere to similar guidelines in the coming weeks. I would never give you an oracle that required you to be buzzed. But I do think you’ll be wise to consider key decisions from not just a coolly rational mindset, but also from a frisky intuitive perspective. To arrive at a wise verdict, you need both.

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