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Judgment Call SAPD releases immigrants in human smuggling case

COVER In anticipation of San Antonio’s 50th MLK March, we spoke with DreamVoice founder Shokare Nakpodia and highlighted an array of cultural events taking place in conjunction with the sixth annual DreamWeek summit. Photos by Sarah Brooke Lyons (top and middle rows), Julián P. Ledezma (bottom left) and Jaime Monzon (bottom right). Art direction by Carlos Aguilar. 6

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Mr. Parscale Goes to Washington San Antonio businessman asked to testify in Senate Russia investigation

Gone But Not Forgotten Playwright Jesus Alonzo tackles grief and mourning in The After-Life

Young, Gifted, and Black in San Antonio Closing the divide within the city’s disjointed black community

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The driver was arrested on December 23. The 11 adults and one minor riding in their semi-truck trailer were unharmed. The trip may have originated in Laredo. The passengers may be from Guatemala. In the past few weeks, details surrounding a recent smuggling incident in Northeast San Antonio have slowly come into focus. But what's most remarkable about the case isn't the crime itself — it's how it was handled by the San Antonio Police Department. Instead of calling U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement after arriving on the scene, SAPD Chief William McManus made the decision to handle the case at the state level. While it's uncommon for local law enforcement faced with an immigrationrelated crime to not hand the case over to a federal agency — it's a decision that McManus is allowed to make. "This call was situational, based on a fairly fluid situation on the scene," he said at a Thursday, Jan. 4 press conference. "It's not necessarily how every case will be handled going forward." After bringing the 12 passengers back to police headquarters for questioning, SAPD alerted Catholic Charities — an immigrant aid organization — to come pick them up, letting the passengers free without any charges or inquiries about their immigration status. The

driver, Herbert Alan Nichols, was arrested for breaking a state anti-smuggling law, a case that will land in Bexar Country District Attorney Nico LaHood's chambers instead of a federal courtroom. Coming in the midst of a national (and local) debate over immigration law and the ability for a city to treat undocumented immigrants like regular citizens, McManus' "situational" decision has already attracted blunt criticism. Councilman Greg Brockhouse told the Current he believed McManus had “more than enough probable cause” to assume the smuggled immigrants were undocumented — enough to prompt officers to at least run a criminal background check on the dozen, if not call in the feds. “All I’m asking is that we make sure we’re not releasing a felon into the public,” Brockhouse said. “The policy can’t be on the fly ... based on what the chief feels like doing that day.” He publicly questioned McManus’s decision in a Friday, Jan. 5 media release, suggesting the chief had dodged SAPD protocol. But McManus didn't let the councilman's comments linger. Later that day, McManus responded to Brockhouses's concerns in an email to the Current. "I gave no direction to skip or disregard

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standard protocol or process," McManus wrote. "No background checks or fingerprints were taken of the 12 victims because it is against procedure to do so of victims of crime or witnesses to a crime, especially in the context of a human smuggling case." According to McManus, an agent from U.S. Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) had been notified shortly after the arrest and was present when officers brought the 12 passengers in for questioning. "At no time did SAPD restrict or prevent the HSI agent from taking custody of the individuals," McManus wrote. If SAPD had continued to detain the passengers after they were questioned, the city may have faced legal liability, according to McManus. SAPD's general manual echoes his claims. Under the "Human Trafficking" section (last revised in 2012), it reads: "Human Smuggling cases usually require the response of a federal law enforcement agency," but it doesn't mandate officers contact the feds on the scene. Only in the follow-up part of the investigation is an SAPD officer required to "notify and coordinate with federal authorities and provide assistance as necessary." Aside from Brockhouse, no other city official has spoken out against McManus's decision. In an email, city spokeswoman Thea Setterbo confirmed that City Manager Sheryl Sculley (who oversees SAPD) "believes the Chief acted appropriately in handling this situation." Regardless, the uncommon decision to hand this case over to the state has begun to gain national attention, specifically as it contrasts with the other San Antonio smuggling case that made national news this summer. In the July incident — where police found 10 dead, 22 living immigrants packed into the back of an unventilated semi-truck trailer — SAPD called ICE to investigate, not the state. In that case, the surviving passengers were held in a

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Senator Dianne Feinstein has summoned Brad Parscale — web director of San Antonio’s Giles-Parscale design firm — to testify and submit documents to the Senate Judiciary Committee on any interaction he’s had with Russian nationals. This, of course, has to do with Parscale’s integral role in Donald Trump’s presidential campaign, in which he led the team’s digital media efforts. As the main guy pouring campaign money into the Facebook advertisements and marketing strategies that ushered Trump into the White House, Parscale has inevitably been linked to those in Trump’s camp suspected of letting

Russia interfere with the 2016 election. Parscale, who’s called the Trumps “family,” has previously denied any corroboration with Russia in regard to his campaign work. In October 2017, Parscale told 60 Minutes’s Leslie Stahl that the idea of him working with the Russians was “a joke.” “I know my own activities, and I know the activities of this campaign,” Parscale said. “I was there. It’s just a farce.” And in May 2017, when accused of relying on Russia’s social media data to craft campaign ads, Parscale told Fox News he wouldn’t have needed any outside help. In his own (very Trump-esque) words,

detention center for over a month, and at least two were deported by ICE. According to Texas' smuggling law, law enforcement officials aren't required to prove if a smuggled victim is undocumented if it's clear the suspect wanted to "transport an individual with the intent to ... conceal the individual from a peace officer or special investigator." That's not the case in federal law, which explains why the July victims have been detained — or deported— since entering federal custody. Which, according to local HSI and ICE agents, is standard protocol. “I can’t recall a situation like this, where the state [or] local chose to use a state statute instead of letting us work the case," said Jerry Robinette, a former special agent in charge of HSI in San Antonio, in an interview with the Intercept. “Look, if this was a car that was driving to the grocery store with two or three illegal aliens, I could understand this situation, but not a tractor trailer." McManus’ decision comes amid an ongoing national debate over so-called "sanctuary cities." The discussion centers on whether or not local law enforcement agencies are required to comply with requests from ICE officials to detain immigrants suspected of being in the country illegally — even if they haven't officially been charged with a crime, or their charges have been dropped. Texas's new law opposing sanctuary cities, Senate Bill 4, is currently being challenged by multiple Texas jurisdictions (including San Antonio) in the state court system. Meanwhile, acting ICE Director Thomas Homan has announced he wants to arrest political leaders in sanctuary cities. Despite brushing up against a clearly contentious topic, McManus appeared unfazed at the Thursday press conference. Asked by a reporter if he made the right decision in turning the case to over to the state, he didn't hesitate. "Yes. That was absolutely in my mind the right decision at the time," he replied.

San Antonio businessman asked to testify in Senate Russia investigation

the Republicans already have a “data set like never seen before.” “We didn’t need [data] from anyone else, it was right here in the United States of America, and the best data is right here,” he said. Sen. Feinstein, the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee has also requested an interview with Dan Scavino, the Trump campaign’s social media director. Her December 3rd letter to Parscale was addressed to his San Antonio company, Giles-Parscale Inc., a company co-owned by Jill Giles that received a hefty $93 million for its work on the successful Trump campaign.

However, the local design firm, known for providing interior design and branding to the Pearl’s top residents (Hotel Emma, Supper, Local Coffee, Larder, and the Can Plant, to name a few), has tried its best to sever itself from the Trump brand. That may be why Parscale moved the political arm of Giles-Parscale to Florida in June — leaving the more corporate and commercial efforts in San Antonio. Especially because, according to several reports, Parscale is already actively involved in Trump’s re-election campaign planning. It’s unknown when Parscale will be scheduled to testify before the Senate committee. sacurrent.com • January 10-16, 2018 • CURRENT 9

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Closing the divide within the city’s disjointed black community

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I was leaving Rosario’s when I saw them, a bubbly black couple ... in Southtown. What?! Our eyes met and we almost broke into the hand clapping game Celie did in The Color Purple. We laughed. We talked. We exchanged contact information. It was kismet, serendipity, almost something out of a ’90s romcom. The conversation was flowing and I eventually asked them what part of town they lived in. They shook their heads. “We’re only here for a conference. But what’s up with this place? Are there only like, two black people here?” No — but it definitely feels like it. San Antonio is a huge town that ,after decades of redlining practices, has remained largely economically and racially segregated. As much as the Eastside is branded the “black” side of town and is the historical center of blackness in San Antonio, it’s not the only place we are. But why is it so hard for some of us to find each other? It’s one of the many conversations I’ve had with other black transplants for the past two years. I don’t have the roots that it seems a lot of native black San Antonians do. I love San Antonio, I do. But the sense of disconnect and isolation

isn’t something I made up in my head. It’s a constant talking point when I happen to not just be the only black person in the room. Many of us decide to leave, a few decide to stay. I’m somewhere in between. The common reaction to criticism about this city are usually met with, “well, leave then!” The city is serving some people well, and that’s great. But a lot of the time it seems that “well” is confused with “well enough.” The city could be better for the people who’ve been here and the people who actually want to contribute positively to the city. I’m not talking about criticism from casual passersby. I’m talking about politicos, journalists, artists, business owners, medical practitioners, lawyers, and other professionals who want to pour their resources into this city. You know, the kind of boon San Antonio seems to salivate over from old money in Austin and Dallas but seems averse to building in our backyards ... but that’s a conversation for another piece. In September, I co-organized a benefit show with a friend who’s a local poet. We had an interesting mix of talent but the thing most surprising was how many black artists who were legitimately good, like DFOY music or Dre Levelle, had never been featured in the showcase

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put on by the Current or connected with local music writers or venues that actually support local talent. Again, I get it. The bigger bands we do have will always turn a bigger profit — but it can’t keep being the same four bands every time. That’s not going to change so long as San Antonio doesn’t show up for local musicians because venues won’t see the reason to change it if we don’t show up. There shouldn’t be a huge reserve of undiscovered and underfunded talent in San Antonio’s black community, but there is. I’ve counted far too many friends with talent and grit who leave San Antonio for greener pastures and go on to make those pastures much greener. How many more people do we have to lose before we cultivate an environment where they can flourish? San Antonio has an established black social order for those born and raised here, particularly for those that go to church. But black folks under 40 want more than that, we deserve more than that. I’ve gone to many of the older black churches in this city. I’ve seen some of them die out. The traditions and stories of their members largely left untold; not passed on for future generations to venerate and rely on.

I’ve seen the disconnect of ridiculously talented black kids from Sam Houston, from Fox Tech, from Judson who never hear the words, “You are great,” in their classrooms from the ages of 5 to 18. I’ve watched generations bicker about how to approach social issues that affect all of us instead of uniting across sexual orientations, religions, and ages to stand together in the fight for change. I’ve watched areas slowly “redevelop,” pushing out families who’ve been here for a new, more “profitable” demographic. I’ve watched the Eastside continually be pimped out as something to profit off of or cast aside as a problem by politicians unwilling to listen to the solutions offered by its residents. I’ve watched the fault line-like division between black and brown communities create incendiary reactions that further the divide. These issues are not going to go away overnight. Before you assume I’ve just passively been observing this, let me explain how I’m actively trying to change it. I started a social group called keepHer for women of color for this very reason. There’s always been a huge disconnect amongst black women and Latinas. It’s like we’ve been pitted against each other

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in a race no one actually wants to win. Even as both groups have made amazing contributions to the city’s landscape internally, the opportunity for dialogue and engagement has been limited to zero. I hosted a panel exclusively of women of color at last year’s DreamWeek and the response was overwhelming: We want more of this. I put on a mental health forum for that same group with the Movement Gallery and it’s been met with the same response: We need more of this. We are hungry for opportunities to connect and grow and I’m encouraged by the work I’ve seen people like Franque Michelle put in with the Black Writers Group, the work Kinyo Laditan puts in with his weekly late-night show, “Go Live with Kinyo,” with the work local poets like Andrea “Vocab” Sanderson, Six Gawd, and Glo Armmer put into poetry events like 2nd Verse. I see us. We’re trying to make it work with little to no support and often no resources. I also understand the frustration with and suspicion of outside groups. Media outlets that don’t reach out to the community to tell the story correctly, institutions and politicians that show up for the photo-op but not the work, figureheads that are all too willing to forgo the people that got them there once the check clears, the list goes on. I get it. But it’s time to connect the dots. The Current, the Rivard Report, the San Antonio Express-News — they need black voices telling our stories. Geekdom, Launch SA, and the Women’s Business Center need black business owners and startups telling their stories. City Hall is in desperate need of black San Antonians to tell our stories. Why? Because it makes no sense for there to be such a wealth of untapped brilliance and not have it celebrated. Our perspectives are important. Our ideas have merit. Our contributions are vital. So, allow me to make some introductions. Here is a list of musicians, business resources, writing contacts, social organizations, blackowned businesses, and other entities that support (and are led by) black San Antonians. Black people have always been a part of the culture of

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Conversations on equality and minority rights don’t happen in a vacuum. Many of this year’s DreamWeek events focus on issues pulled straight from local, state and national news headlines. Here’s a few we’ll be tuning in to. Immigrant Rights After the 85th Legislative Session and the End of DACA Immigrant rights advocates spent 2017 fighting political moves that would significantly impact the lives of undocumented immigrants, on both a state and national level. Last summer, the Texas Legislature passed Senate Bill 4, known as an anti-sanctuary, “show me your papers” law, and later in the year, President Donald Trump announced he’d be ending DACA, the program that allowed undocumented people who had arrived in the U.S. as children to legally live and work here. This presentation organized by the Mexican American Legal Defense Fund will discuss the impact those moves will have on the immigrant community, and inform community members how to get involved with legislation. Sat. Jan. 6, 2018 from 10 a.m. - noon. El Progreso Hall, 1306 Guadalupe St. Planned Parenthood’s Second Annual Action Forum For the second year in a row, Planned Parenthood Texas Votes will be hosting a forum to talk about their victories and losses in 2017, and what’s on their radar for the new year. Staff and activists are calling on the community to get involved to help them strategize ways to improve reproductive health access and women’s rights in the next election cycle. Wed. Jan. 10, 2018 from 6 - 8:30 p.m. The Movement Gallery/ Galeria de Movimiento, 1412 E Commerce St. Digital Inclusion This panel brimming with local leaders, internet service providers and organizations will go over the importance of internet access in San Antonio, and what it means to be a “Digitally Inclusive Community. ” The panel, hosted by the brand-new Upgrade SA, will discuss achieving city-wide digital inclusion for all residents, and why universal internet connectivity is an important resource to improve education and provide more career opportunities for all. Fri. Jan. 19, from 4-6 p.m. Las Palmas Branch Library, 515 Castroville Rd.

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Billed as “the OUR TOP PICKS FOR THE WEEK ART first official art exhibition” to be staged in conjunction with the Alamo City’s yearlong Tricentennial celebration, “Kunst/Arte: A Dialogue” explores the creative common ground between “the two largest immigration groups that shaped the image and face of San Antonio.” Organized by the Lone Star Art Alliance (a statewide nonprofit with ties to Germany, Italy, India, Peru and Mexico), hosted by the Mexican Cultural Institute (in collaboration with the Consulate General of Mexico in San Antonio) and curated by German transplant Angelika Jansen (who helps facilitate the Blue Star Berlin Residency), the two-man show finds parallels in the exuberant, color-rich works of Alejandro Colunga and Klaus Killisch. A native of Guadalajara, Colunga studied architecture and even joined the circus before developing his artistic style — which marries elements of surrealism, folk art and fantasy in paintings and sculptural projects. As for Berlin-based Killisch, his THU poppy, mixed-media paintings blur lines between figuration and abstraction while maintaining an underlying sense of nostalgia. Beyond the “cultural dialogue” on view in the gallery, both artists will be working with SAY Sí, Clark High School, Trinity University and UTSA, and conducting one-onone studio visits with students. Following the opening reception, “Kunst/Arte: A Dialogue” remains on view through March 11. Free, 6-8pm, Mexican Cultural Institute, 600 Hemisfair Plaza Way, (210) 227-0123, facebook.com/icminfo. — Bryan Rindfuss

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‘Waiting Garden’

Known for boldly playful and nostalgic works populated by unicorns, kitty cats, rainbows and other hallmarks of childhood innocence, San Antonio-based artist Jen Frost Smith presents her “colorful paintings, funny drawings, assemblages and installation” as catalysts to conjure “good juju” and counteract “the harsh reality of the world.” Marking Frost Smith’s second creative endeavor with Brooklyn-based Madeleine Cutrona (a fellow Maryland Institute College of Art alum who “makes art about the world around her and the world she wants to exist”), the exhibition “Waiting Garden” tasked the likeminded artists with collaborating remotely from their home bases. Promising to turn Clamp Light Gallery into “a terrarium for reflection, meditation and solace,” the installation invites viewers “into a psychological landscape of the artists’ collective consciousness filled with texture, repetition and color.” Following the opening reception, “Waiting Garden” remains on view by appointment through January 31. Free, 7-10pm, Clamp Light Studios & Gallery, 1704 Blanco Road, (903) 914-0016, clamplightsa.com. — BR ART

If you were to ask River City Wrestling promoter Brandon Oliver to pick his Top Five wrestlers of all time, there’s no doubt in his mind that Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat would be on that list. It’s probably why Oliver, who has headed the RCW for the last 16 years, invited the WWE Hall of Fame grappler to headline his upcoming wrestling event in Kirby, Texas. Steamboat will serve as a “special enforcer” in a tag team cage match between current champions Paul Titan and Anthony Andrew vs. Brandon Groom and Rob Love. “As San Antonio’s brand of pro wrestling, the biggest joy is hosting these events for our awesome city,” Oliver said. “It’s wonderful to see people have this passion in common and come together for a spectacular event.” Legendary wrestling FRI manager Jimmy “Mouth of the South” Hart will also be in attendance and in the corner of “Skitzo” David Leetch as he goes head-to-head with Joey Spector. In Spector’s corner: Oliver, who switches personas from time to time to play a manager named Boom Boom. As his alter ego, Oliver says he’s the #GMOAT (Greatest Manager of All Time). “Jimmy Hart was a great manager, but that’s in the past,” Boom Boom said. “On January 12, he will find out why I am the General Patton of wrestling today.” $20-$45, 8pm, Turner Club, 5555 Duffek Drive, Kirby, (210) 227-4412, rivercitywrestling.net. – Kiko Martinez

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Upon its debut in 2015, PAX South quickly rallied San Antonio’s ravenous gaming community, reportedly attracting “well into the tens of thousands.” Part of a family of gaming expos under the umbrella of Penny Arcade — an “online phenomenon” formed in 1998 by Jerry “Tycho” Holkins and Mike “Gabe” Krahulik — the three-day affair beckons gamers of every imaginable stripe with offerings that run the gamut from video game tournaments and play areas to an arena showcasing the world’s “most talented, brutal, and merciless” competitors, a tabletop indie showcase for analog enthusiasts and even a dedicated Diversity Lounge for attendees who count themselves among the under-represented FRI-SUN or simply “want to learn a little more about [their] friends.” Throw in cosplayers galore (we spotted Pikachu, Mario, Boba Fett and a female Riddler among many other colorful characters at last year’s expo), a packed “Pinny Arcade” (an entire “ecosystem” of collectible pins for sale or trade) and a stacked schedule of performances (spanning “the full spectrum of nerdy music”) and even the non-gamer should have plenty of opportunities to get their geek on. $40 per day, 10am-10pm Fri, 10am-11:30pm Sat, 10am-5:30pm Sun, Henry B. Gonzalez Convention Center, 900 E. Market St., (210) 207-8500, south.paxsite.com. — BR SPECIAL EVENT

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When Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella first premiered on CBS as a made-for-television musical starring Julie Andrews in 1957, it was seen by an audience of over 100 million people. With so many incarnations in the following decades — from Harold Fielding’s staged version at the London Coliseum to the TV remakes starring Lesley Ann Warren in 1965 and Whitney Houston in 1997 — it’s hard to believe Rodgers and Hammerstein’s Cinderella didn’t make its Broadway debut until 2013. Featuring a new book by Douglas Carter Beane, this touring production offers a fresh take on the Rodgers and Hammerstein classic alongside its beloved score and popular songs including “Impossible/It’s Possible” and “In My Own Little Corner.” The classic musical lands at the Majestic Theatre for a limited engagement of five performances beginning Friday courtesy of Broadway in San Antonio. $45.25-$130.25, 8pm Fri, 2pm & 8pm Sat, 2pm & 7:30pm Sun, The Majestic Theatre, 224 E. Houston St., (210) 226-3333, majesticempire.com. — Marco Aquino

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Creative Creatures 4-Year Anniversary Party

Last year was a big one for Creative Creatures — the multidisciplinary brainchild of married artists Karen and Eddy Rios. Launched in January 2014 as a venue-hopping, theme-changing event series aiming to fuse the art and music scenes of San Antonio and environs, the collaborative operation expanded in December with the opening of a Creative Creatures gallery and shop in the Blue Star Arts Complex. Having recently paid homage to the eccentric universe of Texan filmmaker Wes Anderson with an amusing tribute exhibition, the duo is poised to present their largest offering yet: a four-year anniversary party uniting more than 40 artists and vendors — including familiar names like Regina Morales, Zane Thomas, Nik Soupé and La Santa Luna Boutique as well as such young talents as Nathaniel Garza, an autistic 12-year-old who creates work under the moniker Artism. In addition to “creations from every art genre and style imaginable,” the celebration features live music from Latin indie orquesta Volcán and progressive pop punks The Lost Project, DJ beats SAT by TypicalZach, a custom photo booth backdrop and treats for purchase from Enlighten Veggie Food to Go and Cake Thieves. $5 (free for kids 12 and under), 7-9pm, Brick at Blue Star, 108 Blue Star, (210) 262-8653, facebook.com/ BL AC K MO ON P R creativecreaturessatx. — BR IN SPECIAL EVENT

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SPORTS Just before 2017 mercifully came to a close, the Denver Nuggets became the latest NBA squad to draw the karmic ire of Bay Area rapper Lil B, the spirited dispenser of his own brand of basketball justice. Lil B’s curse on Houston Rockets guard James Harden preceded Harden’s unprecedented disappearing act against the Spurs in Game 6 of last season’s Western Conference Semifinals. The Nuggets recently fell to the 76ers after poking the proverbial B via Twitter, and having since paid homage to “The BasedGod,” are now in his good graces. After playing just one game with a full, healthy roster, before losing Rudy Gay to a right heel injury, San Antonio can use all the mojo it can get. Currently in the midst of a brutal stretch of their regular season schedule, with the Rodeo Road Trip looming on the horizon, the Spurs continue to navigate a disjointed season where they remain on pace for 50-plus wins. $27-$1,061, 7:30pm, AT&T Center, One AT&T Center Pkwy., (210) 444-5000, attcenter.com. – M. Solis

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Women’s fashion has consistently changed and evolved over the decades, from celebrating the hourglass curves of the 1950s to embracing the petite frame of British waif Twiggy a decade later. As decades passed, the fashion industry redefined the “ideal woman” as a “glamazon” in the 1980s ... only to shrink her down into a rail-thin gamine in the grunge era of the 1990s. In this day and age, women are defying the extremities of the status quo by embracing feminine figures of all shapes and sizes. Standing out among recent examples, the reality competition series Project Runway admirably celebrated body diversity in its 16th season by introducing plus-size models into the mix. Motivational speaker and former model Gwen Devoe has embraced the fuller-figured trend by opening an exclusive academy for training plus-size models. Creator of Full Figure Fashion Week, Devoe challenges body-shaming and beauty stereotypes in the upcoming DreamWeek event “The Evolution of Beauty Defined: From Sarah Baartman to Billions.” In addition to shedding light on Baartman and how her objectification in 19th-century freak shows attributed to today’s beauty stereotypes, Devoe’s presentation features mannequins dressed in stylish looks made for full-figured women and a panel discussion between industry professionals. $25, 5pm, Quarry Golf Club, 444 E. Basse Road, (210) 824-4500, dreamweek.org. — Lori Salazar SPECIAL EVENT

Kevin McDonald Canadian comedian Kevin McDonald — part of the groundbreaking and absurdly hilarious comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall, which found cult success with an eponymous TV show that ran from 1988 to 1995 and was produced by SNL’s Lorne Michaels — will set up shop in SA for a unique event this weekend. As part of a special screening of The Kids in the Hall’s lone movie Brain Candy, McDonald will be on hand for a Q&A session at Alamo Drafthouse Park North on Friday, January 12 (7:30-10:30pm, 618 NW Loop 410). For the following two days, McDonald will host an intensive sketch-writing workshop, which will include (on Saturday) a night of stand-up, sketch comedy, and improv, SAT-SUN featuring members of Bexar Stage, workshop participants and McDonald himself. The results of this whole thing could easily be as disastrous as genius, but that’s kind of always been McDonald’s bag anyway. For budding comedy writers and performers, and the rest of us too, this event is a can’t-miss for its potential alone. An Evening with Kevin McDonald: $18-$25, 8-10pm Sat.; workshops: $180-$250, 10am-6pm Sat-Sun; Bexar Stage, 1203 Camden St., (210) 281-4259, bexarstage.com. — James Courtney

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If you’re looking to win an extremely specific series of bar bets, here are some real, Google-approved facts about “Release Me” crooner and Elvis buddy Engelbert Humperdinck that sound completely made up: He grew up in Madras, India (his father was stationed there during World War II); he first became famous for impersonating Jerry Lewis; he released a song called “Lesbian Seagull” that appeared on the soundtrack to Beavis and Butt-Head Do America; he changed his name to Engelbert Humperdinck (his real name is Arnold George Dorsey). His latest album, released last year, finds the “King of Romance” giving the full Humperdinck treatment to songs by Willie Nelson (“Crazy”), Bruno Mars (“Just the Way You Are”) and Ed Sheeran (“Photograph”) and dueting with his 9-year-old granddaughter. Fittingly, it’s titled The Man I Want to Be. He’s clearly done it exactly the way he wanted and a way no one else would ever even think to try. $39.50-$129.50, 7:30pm, Tobin Center for the Performing Arts, H-E-B Performance Hall, 100 Auditorium Circle, (210) 223-8624, tobincenter.org. — Jeremy Martin

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ART Art opening: “One by One” In conjunction

with DreamWeek, BFA students at the Southwest School of Art present new works celebrating diversity, understanding, enlightenment and inclusion. Free, 4:305:30pm Tuesday; Southwest School of Art, 300 Augusta St., (210) 200-8263.

Art opening: “Through Your Eyes: The Streetscape of Martin Luther King Drive” The James Brown Studio Gallery

hosts a DreamWeek exhibit and mixer employing archival photos to explore the transformation of San Antonio’s Martin Luther King Drive. Free, 4pm Friday; The James Brown Studio Gallery, 3030 Rigsby Ave., (210) 333-7110.

Art Party: Blue & Blues SAMA and KRTU

partner with DreamWeek for an evening of of gallery tours inspired by the color blue, art-making activities, live music by the San Antonio Blue Cats and specialty cocktails crafted by Blue Box (cash bar). $8-$15, 6-8pm Friday; San Antonio Museum of Art, 200 W. Jones Ave., (210) 978-8100.

FILM Lorraine Hansberry: Sighted Eyes/ Feeling Heart Recently premiered at the

Toronto International Film Festival, this American Masters Pictures documentary focuses on the life of the late playwright and activist Lorraine Hansberry, who is best known for A Raisin in the Sun — the first play written by an African American woman to be produced on Broadway. Free, 6pm Monday; Alamo Drafthouse Park North, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 677-8500.

STEP The Martinez Street Women’s Center

hosts an outdoor screening of Amanda Lipitz’s 2017 documentary following an all-girl high school step team from Baltimore as they chase their dreams of winning a championship and becoming the first in their families to attend college. A special step performance follows the film. Free, 6:30pm Thursday; Lockwood Park, 801 N. Olive St., (210) 908-9772.

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the Best Political Documentary award at the 12th annual Atlanta International Documentary Film Festival, Ric Osuna's 2017 film examines the resurgence of bigotry in America at the hands of Donald Trump. Free, 7pm Sunday; Alamo Drafthouse Park North, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 677-8500.

THEATER Anon(ymous) In celebration of

DreamWeek, Matthew Byron Cassi directs a staged reading of Naomi Iizuka’s play

surrounding Anon — a young refugee who encounters a wide range of characters (from a sinister one-eyed butcher to beguiling barflies) on his journeys through the U.S. $10, 7:30pm Sunday; The Playhouse, 800 W. Ashby Pl., (210) 733-7258.

Arts Noirs Billed as “an exhilarating evening

of African American performing arts,” this DreamWeek showcase comprises dramatic pieces that display culture, diversity and heart in the name of the late Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. $10-$20, 7:30pm Friday; Cameo Theatre, 1123 E. Commerce St., (210) 307-0717.

Big Dreams Big Stories: If You Can Dream It, You Can Be It! Area actors and

community activists perform adaptations of famous children’s books by African American authors in the style of reader’s theater. Free, 1pm Saturday; Magik Theatre, 420 S. Alamo St., (210) 227-2751.

The AIDS Lady As with her original works

Chicana Atheist and My Arab Fall, local playwright and performer Anna DeLuna drew from personal experiences and encounters when penning The AIDS Lady. Informed by years working with the San Antonio AIDS Foundation as a tester and educator, the one-woman show sees DeLuna transforming into an array of characters as a means to encourage HIV testing, remove fear associated with AIDS and “humanize the virus” through the stories of HIV-positive individuals. Free, 7pm Wednesday; Brick at Blue Star, 108 Blue Star, (210) 262-8653.

WORDS DreamWeek Slam Poets from the Alamo

City’s award-winning PuroSlam team combine words and vision to capture the spirit of DreamWeek. Free, 9:30pm Tuesday; The Mix, 2423 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 735-1313.

Stronger Together: Neighbors in Sovereignty Gemini Ink sets up

shop at Jump-Start for an evening of performance poetry with an open mic to follow. Free, 7pm Saturday; Jump-Start Performance Co., 710 Fredericksburg Road, (210) 227-5867.

COMEDY Diversity Through Laughter Jay Lamont

(BET’s Comic View, Showtime at the Apollo) headlines a DreamWeek comedy showcase with support from Marvin Hunter (Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City), Jon Stringer, George Anthony, Benita Ward and host T Bryant. $15-$30, 7pm Saturday; Our Lady of the Lake University, Thiry Auditorium, 411 SW 24th St., (210) 683-7365.

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Storytelling of the 1960s Civil Rights Movements TPR’s Nathan Cone and

Carver Branch Library’s D.L. Grant co-host many African Americans enlisted in the an evening of powerful stories honoring the infantry and cavalry units assigned to the Mississippi Freedom Riders and late civil Texas frontier. There, they scouted and and workers’ rights activist Jaime Martinez, mapped Texas lands; protected settlers, along with tributes to César Chávez, Dolores traders and the mail; installed telegraph Huerta and Jesse James Davis. $25-$35, 7pm lines; and carried out dozens of other tasks Monday; Charline McCombs Empire Theatre, that shaped early Texas. In conjunction 226 N. St. Mary’s St., (210) 226-3333. with DreamWeek, the ITC draws inspiration from these “Buffalo Soldiers” for a TALKS PLUS free Second Sunday program showing Afros, Pens & Conversation Carver Branch attendees how to pack a ruck sack for a Library’s monthly series highlights the frontier patrol, read maps, and track wild work of local authors while addressing animals. Free, noon-4pm Sunday; Institute pressing issues within the black of Texan Cultures, 801 E. César Chávez community. Free, 6:30pm Thursday; Carver Blvd., (210) 458-2300. Branch Library, 3350 E. Commerce St., Chalk the Dream Wheatley Middle School (210) 207-9180. students present creative works in chalk Diversity in Architecture Architectural to illustrate famous quotes from Dr. designers from Overland Partners shed light Martin Luther King Jr. Free, 4:30pm Friday; on cultural shifts in architecture and the Wheatley Middle School, 415 Gabriel St., importance of diversity within the profession. (210) 738-9750. Free, 5:30pm Wednesday; Overland Partners, Diversity in Dance Music Showcase 203 E. Jones Ave., (210) 829-7003. Presented by AXR Strategies, this third annual event showcases local dance teams Kiki + Tea BelleViews and keepHer San Antonio’s DreamWeek brunch brings and artists “ready to bring the house together prominent and professional down.” Free, 8pm Thursday; Brick at Blue African American women for a day of Star, 108 Blue Star, (210) 262-8653. forums and panels. Free, 11am-3pm Dream Big Mixer Entrepreneurs and young Saturday; The Monty, 1127 S. St. Mary’s St. professionals converge at The Brooklynite for an evening of networking and socializing. MLK Commemorative Lecture Series Trinity University and the MLK Jr. Commission Free, 5pm Wednesday; The Brooklynite, 516 co-host a lecture by Kathleen Neal Cleaver, Brooklyn Ave., (210) 444-0707. co-director of the Human Rights Research Fashion Africcasion Tudis African Boutique Fund (part of a network of anti-racist stages a fashion show highlighting organizations that document violations traditional and contemporary fashions of the human rights of U.S. citizens who from West Africa. $20, 7pm Wednesday; challenge racist and military policies within Smoke Downtown, 1170 E. Commerce St., the United States). Free, 7:30pm Thursday; (210) 253-9919. Trinity University, Laurie Auditorium, One Trinity Pl., (210) 999-7547. RCC Rave The Rape Crisis Center invites all members of the community to “dance the Tour De Dream Bike Ride Bike enthusiasts night away” while learning more about help commemorate Dr. Martin Luther King the services the nonprofit provides. $5-$15 Jr.’s legacy on a tour highlighting historic (free for adults before 10pm), 8pm-2am buildings and landmarks throughout San Saturday; The Bonham Exchange, 411 Antonio’s Eastside. Free, 9am Saturday; Bonham, (210) 224-9219. Alamo Beer Company, 202 Lamar St., (210) 872-5589.

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Lasting Legacy DreamWeek ushers in SA’s 50th MLK March

DreamVoice founder Shokare Nakpodia (left); San Antonio’s MLK March photographed by Sarah Brooke Lyons.

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Every year for half a century now, San Antonians of all racial, ethnic, cultural, religious and socioeconomic backgrounds have come together, in consistently multiplying droves, to march in celebration of the legacy and hopeful vision of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. In a city that historically compromises, heals and ameliorates conflict well, it still surprises some to know that, every year on the third Monday in January (designated for MLK Jr. Day), our MLK March is one of the largest, if not the largest, in the nation. In 2011, it was trying to fully comprehend the meaning and potential of our especially hearty MLK March that led Nigerian immigrant, activist and entrepreneur Shokare Nakpodia to launch DreamVoice LLC, an organization dedicated to realizing Dr. King’s vision of laying “the foundations of tolerance, equality and diversity by creating dialogue across cultures and communities.” The small but dedicated DreamVoice team is not affiliated with San Antonio’s MLK Jr. Commission, which puts the march together every year, but has been inspired by what the march says about our city’s propensity for supporting civil, solution-seeking discourse between folks across the ideological spectrum, from all parts of town (perhaps even from all over the world). First held in 2013, the DreamWeek summit looks to tap into this potential and into all the energy surrounding our celebration of Dr. King’s example. Over the years, the summit has exploded, gaining community, sponsor and city support with each new incarnation. This year’s sixth annual DreamWeek is the biggest one yet — featuring more than 200 events (from talks and film screenings to performances, art exhibits, and so much more) that span a little more than two weeks (beginning last Friday, January 5). Nakpodia, who spoke with the Current just before DreamWeek 2018’s kickoff, was quick to stress that “this is a community event, put on by the efforts and accommodation of the whole community, from businesses and sponsors to those that offer their space, from volunteers

and attendees to those that participate in events.” “The City of San Antonio,” Nakpodia said, “should [also] be given a lot of credit, for how it has always fostered the march and how it has supported DreamWeek.” Nakpodia, who didn’t want to politicize his message by talking too directly about our current political climate, speaks of DreamWeek’s value and vision in terms of true diversity and “being open to all viewpoints” even, and especially, when they diverge from one’s own. This is the legacy of Dr. King, the great peacemaker who, emboldened by his core Christian beliefs, called us to love our detractors and seek understanding with those we disagree with. Despite San Antonio’s relative remoteness from the 1960s Civil Rights Movement as such, King’s legacy thrives here. Nakpodia wants us to see the march’s continued success in these terms: as proof that “dreams can bubble up in surprising places, in surprising ways” as they come to fruition. Nakpodia urges us, even with all the work toward equality, peace and understanding that we have left to do, to see the 50th anniversary of our MLK March as a moment to also celebrate just “how much progress we have been able to make since Dr. King.” As you gear up to celebrate DreamWeek and participate in the march (which steps off at 10am Mon, Jan. 15 from Martin Luther King Jr. Academy, 3501 MLK Drive, travels 2.75 miles and culminates at Pittman Sullivan Park, 1101 Iowa St.), visit dreamweek.org to peruse the extensive calendar of events. Below, and elsewhere in this issue, you can read a bit about just a few of the events that we’re most excited about. FILM

by Born Logic Allah, the film — featuring commentary from a slew of local African-American leaders, organizers and historians — traces the specific struggles, legacy and impactful contributions of San Antonio’s black community. Check out walkontheriver.com for a preview. Free, 7-9pm Wed, Jan. 10, Alamo Drafthouse Park North, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 677-8500. ▼I Am Not Your Negro In this acclaimed and important 2016 documentary, filmmaker Raoul Peck envisions what could have been if writer, activist and social commentator James Baldwin had finished the work he died working on: Remember This House. The unfinished book, like this film that seeks to resurrect its heart, was to be an in-depth, personal account of the assassinations of Medgar Evers, Malcolm X and Martin Luther King Jr. Free, 4-6pm Sun, Jan. 14, Alamo Drafthouse Park North, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 677-8500.

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‘Celebrating Social Justice’ Walk on the River: A Black History of the Alamo City Coordinating its Second Saturday opening with Get a sneak peek of a special documentary set to DreamWeek, AP Art Lab will offer up a selection of works, officially drop this summer. Created by the makers of from a handful of artists, examining “social justice through Message to the People: A Story of Malcolm X and directed the lens of creative engagement.” Free, 7-10pm Sat, Jan.

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Playwright Jesus Alonzo tackles grief and mourning in The After-Life >In The After-Life, playwright Jesus Alonzo explores the concept of loss. Directed by Jose DeHoyos and produced by Teatro Audaz, the play comprises five short stories and comes nearly nine years after his last work, Miss America: A Mexicanito Fairy’s Tale, was presented at the Esperanza Peace and Justice Center. On Thursday, Teatro Audaz will present a staged reading at the McNay featuring two acts from The After-Life. There are plans for a full staging of the play later this year. Alonzo, who has become known for his bold, unapologetic works depicting queer Chicano life in South Texas, reveals a yearslong process that dates to 2009 during the production of Miss America. That play starred the late Erica Andrews (pictured), one of San Antonio’s most beloved drag icons. “We formed a friendship and she revealed another side of her that only her close friends knew. I wanted to write a story that would honor this magnificent person,” Alonzo said. Those experiences led to the writing of a fictional tale inspired by the life of Andrews that is now the first act in The After-Life. “I didn’t know I had written my homage to her before she had died,” Alonzo said. Andrews, who also starred in Alonzo’s first play, Jotos del Barrio, shocked the gay community when she unexpectedly passed away in 2013 due to complications from a lung infection. “I really started questioning, ‘How do we embrace loss? How do we get through loss?’” Alonzo explained. “Loss is not just death but it’s something that comes in every shape and style and manifests itself in us in such crazy ways.”

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The remaining short tales in The After-Life approach loss from different standpoints: the loss of innocence, the loss of place and the loss of wealth, yet, each piece points to the ephemeral nature of life. One of the most challenging aspects so far has been the audition process. While San Antonio may boast of great talent on its local stages, Alonzo says he needed actors who understood the life experiences of his queer Latino characters. “I don’t necessarily want actors with a ton of experience because that’s not the teatro we’ve done,” Alonzo explained. “The teatro we’ve done has been done in the streets and by everyday people, guerilla-style ... The majority of the actors in my plays had little acting experience but they have been brilliant.” The current cast of The After-Life includes Gabriel Luera, Ceasar Dueñas, Luis Garcia Jr., and Amber Nixx in the role inspired by Andrews. While the show is being presented during a time when minority rights are seemingly under attack, Alonzo explains that the first draft of the play was actually finished five years ago, long before the current president had announced his candidacy. Yet, the mere act of presenting queer, multi-racial, transgender characters that live their truth seems a political act in itself. “I’ve never written anything like this,” Alonzo said. “I never aimed to write about The After-Life loss but it just sort Free 6:30pm Thu, Jan. 11 of happened … I McNay Art Museum think there is a lot of 6000 N. New Braunfels Ave. celebration in this (210) 824-5368 piece but it comes at teatroaudaz.com a very high cost for these characters.”

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much like himself (with a sporadic Boston brogue) to make you forget Jason Robards’ Oscar-winning turn. Bob Odenkirk (reporter Ben Bagdikian) and Tracy Letts (Post chairman Fritz Beebe) are also noteworthy, and it’s fun to watch David Cross tackle Managing Editor Howard Simons, whom Martin Balsam portrayed back in ’76. The Post differs from Pakula’s film stylistically too. While the older movie was grittier, with arguably smarter dialogue and sharper performances, Spielberg’s creation is just what you would expect: brilliantly shot, tightly edited, entertaining and insightful, but perhaps a bit too slick. (John Williams’ score is good but maybe too prominent.) The National Board of Review named The Post the best film of 2017, which it isn’t. But it is the greatest newspaper movie since All the President’s Men, the best film about journalism since 1987’s Broadcast News and Spielberg’s finest since Saving Private Ryan two decades ago. Graham tells Bradlee that her husband called newspapers “the first rough draft of history.” But The Post is not a rough draft. It is thoughtful, polished craftsmanship by a filmmaker still near the top of his game, and it’s more necessary than ever. sacurrent.com • January 10-16, 2018 • CURRENT 27

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>New year, new food event foodies will want to pencil in their calendars if they’re into a) tailgating, b) Jason Dady, or c) chill vibez. The Iron Chef-testant and owner of Range, The Bin, Shuck Shack, Tre Trettoria, Tre Enoteca and Two Bros. BBQ

Market (which is bottling its sauces, by the way), shared the news of the first-ever Titans of Tailgate Throwdown and Food Festival event slated for February 3 at the Sunken Garden Theater. Tickets, $75 general and $125 for VIP admission, are live now for the throwdown the Dadys have been planning for the past six months. “I wanted to do an event my way,” Dady said. “It’s still a food festival with chefs, wine, food, beer, but we wanted to knock it down a notch and make it more casual, chill and fun. We want to focus on the chefs having a great time.” The set-up is reminiscent of late food writer Josh Ozersky’s brainchild known as Meatopia with chefs from across San Antonio and the nation bringing their talents to the Alamo City. Dady’s inviting chef friends he’s made at various food events around the globe including fellow Iron Chef-testant Shota Nakajima of Seattle. The complete list of chefs includes Dean Fearing (Fearing’s, Dallas), RJ Cooper (Henley, Nashville), Tim Hollinsworth (Otium, Los Angeles), Matt McCallister (FT33, Dallas), Rebecca Masson (Fluff Bake Bar, Houston), Robbie Nowlin (B&N Kitchen, Dallas), Michael Fojtasek (Olamaie, Austin), Phillip Speer (Bonhomie, Austin). Hometown tailgaters include Johnny Hernandez (La Gloria, Burgerteca, Fruteria), Steve McHugh (Cured), Jeff Balfour (Southerleigh Fine Food & Brewery), Chad Carey (Hot Joy), Diego Galicia and Rico Torres (Mixtli), Peter Sypesteyn (Bud’s Rotisserie, The Cookhouse, NOLA Brunch & Beignets) and Mark

>There will be more reasons to get to The Point Park & Eats later this spring when owners Denise Aguirre and Noel Cisneros open The Point Coffee House. The interior of the The Point is in the process of being remodeled into a coffee bar with cafe-style seating. According to Aguirre, who shared the news via Instagram, the shop will be partnered exclusively with Quantum Roasters, owned and roasted by Fidel Moreno, an AP Physics instructor at Clark High School and adjunct professor at Northwest Vista. The space, Aguirre said, will go on to feature baked goods from the Bagel Factory, Quantum’s beans and merchandise, and other goods from local vendors usually found at The Point’s monthly marker’s market. A bottle shop is also in the works for the space. The Point Coffe House will initially serve drip coffee with plans for an extended espresso menu in the future. Eventually, Moreno will bring his roaster to the facility. “It’s in the garage now, and it’s getting a little cramped,” Moreno said. The unlikely roaster first learned how to fire up coffee beans from one of his high school students using a one-pound tabletop roaster. Nowadays, his industrial roaster has helped him increase production to five pounds every 15 minutes. “The kitchen used to be a complete mess and I somehow got my wife on board,” Moreno said. 24188 Boerne Stage Road, (210) 251-3380. — JE

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the limited menu means we won’t have tortas ahogadas available to nosh on, chef Alan Freeman restructured the business model to “make it more coffee shop/bakery oriented and to-go friendly, and less of a bistro due to the heavy load [they] had during lunch rush and weekends and lack of space.” Enjoy the baked goods while Freeman and company look to set up shop inside a larger location. The new shop hours will be Tuesday through Sunday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m 2211 NW Military Hwy., Suite 131, (210) 209-3463. — JE

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of parties and festivities. “Friends, What a fun ride we’ve had here at Eat Bar since 2012. Steve and I, with the entire #friendlyfamily have had an amazing time bringing food trucks and the first Urban Food Court to downtown/#southtown. So many food and beverages businesses started and grew right here before our very eyes. Food truck operators have succeeded, supported their families, put themselves through school and gone on to open notable Restaurants here in SATX. Steve and I are switching our focus to a new project and have decided to close Eat Bar as of 1/15/2018,” Newman said of the closing via email. Alamo Street Eat Bar did in fact serve as a starting pad for several food trucks including Where Y’at by Pieter Sypesteyn (of The Cookhouse, NOLA Brunch & Beignets and Bud’s Rotisserie). Truly the unofficial entrance to Southtown when it opened in March of 2012, Alamo Street Eat Bar served as an introduction to the rest of the area’s eclectic fare. “We’re shifting our focus and I had to free up some time. I had to give Alamo Street up,” Newman says. The shift in focus will mean she can concentrate on opening up the second location of The Friendly Spot on the city’s Southside on a “raw piece of land” the Newmans purchased seven months ago. She projects an opening date within the next 18 months. 609 S. Alamo St., (210) 224-2337. — JE

Big Red & Barbacoa Festival sets a date

>While Big Red and barbacoa is a perfect match every Sunday morning (or really any day of the year), the festival dedicated to the duo is gearing up for this year’s festivities. Hosts WhatAPartySA and TonyC Enterprises have reserved May 20 for the puro San Antonio event, according to a Facebook post on the official festival page. It will take place at R&J's Music Pavilion on the city’s Southside. The festival, now in its seventh year, welcomes Alamo City restaurants to cook up their barbacoa and compete for very serious bragging rights. — SM

Malinalli Bakery is making a comeback

>Croissants will not be a thing of the past for Malinalli Bakery, which closed the bistro part of its operation at the tail end of 2017. Instead, the bakery has announced it’s reopened its doors to customers seeking an extended coffee menu, hand-rolled croissants and sandwiches as of January 2. The year is already looking up. The shop first opened in 2013 with interior Mexican favorites and fresh-baked breads and desserts. Though

>Come Spring Break, the San Antonio Botanical Garden will look seriously different. After showcasing its new digs last October, the garden is still working to unveil the Family Adventure Garden with 15 new areas this spring. Along with those updates, coffee lovers will be able to find a new caffeination station with the opening of Rosella at the Garden in the Sullivan Carriage House. Technically in the works since October, Rosella at the Garden is part of the coffee company’s aggressive expansion that includes Rosella at the Rand, a mini Rosella at H-E-B Alon Market, and a Rosella at Methodist Hospital in the Medical Center. Two more locations are planned for H-E-B at Lincoln Heights and in Southtown. Rosella at the Garden will take up the entire first floor of the Carriage House, including the footprint of the former gift shop. The new shop will carry over some items from the flagship on Jones, while adding lighter salads by chef Rafael Pena, and a full liquor license. According to owner Charles Gonzalez, hours will vary from the Garden. Indoor seating, he guestimates, will be around 40 or 50 with 35 or more seats available on the patio. — JE

Cullum’s Attagirl has launched lunch

>At almost three years old, Cullum’s Attagirl is making some changes to its lineup by adding lunch service starting at 11 a.m. The shop, owned by Chris Cullum, has been filling bellies with Southern fried wings, fried bologna sandwiches and a tight list of beers on tap and in bottle since opening in 2015, but the kitchen was recently expanded to include a full fryer. Good-bye, tabletop fryers. Menu items for lunch will include various wing combos, a wedge salad with house-made ranch, and a new option for boneless wings for the time being. Two styles of fries were also added to the menu. Prices for lunch will range from $10 to $12. An expanded brunch is part of the new offerings as well with hours ranging from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Sundays. “I’m not done yet,” Cullum said. “I don’t know what people want from us for lunch, so I’m trying to see where I can go with Attagirl.” Lunch hours will be 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. with the bar remaining open through closing time. 726 E. Mistletoe Ave., (210) 437-4263. — JE

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As at least one prominent cocktail event, New Orleans’ Tales of the Cocktail, seems to be faltering, the San Antonio Cocktail Conference only appears to be growing and improving. You’d be excused for being skeptical about “bigger and better than ever” claims — but in this case they’re true. Here, for newbie and old-hand alike, are some events to consider attending. For the full schedule, go to sanantoniococktailconference.com. RON'S PICKS Thursday, January 11 Opening Night at the Doseum // This kick-off event showcases both spirits and spirit-vendors and the spectacular children’s museum, itself a spirited creation. Expect straight-sips and creative cocktails along with complimentary bites and compatible bands. $85, 7:30-11pm, The DoSeum. Friday, January 12 Scotch-tails 101: Mamie, Rusty and Rob 34 CURRENT • January 10-16, 2018 • sacurrent.com

… Oh My // Many seminars are tailored specifically to industry professionals, but this one, investigating the use of Scotch whisky in cocktails, should appeal to anyone wanting to find new ways to appreciate an old favorite — including the Rusty Nail, that classic combo of Drambuie and Scotch. $45, 11am, Sheraton Gunter Hotel. Stepping Up Your Home Bar: Reimagined Classics for the Home Bartender // This seminar, aimed at home ‘tenders wanting to up their game, is offered by Jason Kosmas, co-creator of a line of bartender-friendly spirits. Kosmas is a charismatic presenter; your future cocktails will thank you. $45, 1pm, Sheraton Gunter Hotel. Waldorf on the Prairie // You’ll want to look swell for this stylish event at the historic hotel once called “Waldorf on the Prairie.” Yes, it’s pricey, but the tab is justified by stellar chef participation and top-shelf spirits and cocktails from the event’s foremost

participants. Word to the wise: pace yourself, drink water, hit up all the food stations … there’s another day to go. $100, 7:30pm, St. Anthony Hotel. Saturday, January 13 Remixology — Creating Contemporary cocktails by Understanding the Sour // Home shakers take note: “This is where you take your at-home bartending skills to the next level, focusing on creating five classic cocktails from an understanding of The Sour.” The sour is indeed foundational — and seasonal; you can riff on it forever. $45, 11pm, Sheraton Gunter Hotel.

Cocktails Under the Sea // This is a new tasting event, and I admit to being a little skeptical about underwater imbibing (though there is a lot of undersea spirits aging going on these days). But never underestimate the creativity and competence of the SACC organizers who have taken the Stroll off Houston and into La Villita’s Assembly Hall. More cocktails, more food, more music … what’s not to like? $85, 7:30pm, Villita Assembly Hall.

ERIN'S PICKS Friday, January 12 Regionality Within Oaxaca // The popularity of the spirits distilled from agave has rapidly Mixology 101: Creating a Signature Cocktail increased over the past few years, starting of Your Own // I’ve done this one in years with tequila and following with the perpetual past, it’s hands-on — but it’s not at all popularity of its smokey cousin, mezcal. In intimidating. If your skills are a little beyond this class you will learn about a variety of basic, also consider the Mixology 201 mezcals, where they are grown, what they follow-up (2:45, Gunter Hotel, $45). Or do are made with, comparing the differences both to give new meaning to “breaking the and similarities between products in the vast ice.” $55, 1pm, Gunter Hotel. mezcal market. $45, 1-2:15pm, St. Anthony Hotel, Cavalier. Unlock Your Inner Mixologist—Mastering the Basics // As conference offerings Yoga: A Cure for Double Shifts & Lateproliferate, choices become harder; you’ll Night Imbibing // After a night of drinking have to choose between this one and and enjoying oneself, chances are you end Mixology above. But the emphasis here is on up feeling hazy and in a trance, this class learning some rules in order to break them. will help you to clear your mind and find Unleash your inner maverick as well. $45, your center. It’s an important skill to learn 1:15pm, Sheraton Gunter Hotel. and keep in mind when needing to center

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yourself after a night of intense imbibing. $45, 10:30-11:45am, The St. Anthony Hotel, Sky Terrace. Saturday, January 13 Hands On Distilling: A Workshop on Location // Ever wondered what goes into the distilling process? Now is your chance to find out. In this seminar you will be shuttled (or you can drive on your own) to the Dorcol Distilling and High Wheel Beer Factory in Southtown. Get a tour of the facility with Chris Mobley and Boyan Kalusevic and learn about what goes into making the apricot Kinsman Brandy, and how to brew your own beer. $65, 10:30am-2pm, departs from Bohanan’s valet curb.

Investigator, Bexar County. $45, 11am12:15pm, St. Anthony Hotel Sky Suite. JESSICA'S PICKS Wednesday, January 10 Women Shaking It Up // The theme for the evening is Inspiring Women Superheroes, but the women behind these shaker tins inspire daily with their creative palates. Join this all-female event staffed by local women bartenders and chefs. $65, 7:30-10pm, Zaza Gardens. Friday, January 12 Singani63: Elevate Your Cocktail // Any Oceans 11 fans out there? Lauded director Steven Soderbergh loves a good cocktail just as much as you do. Actually, a lot more so as he’s spent seven years trying to make Singani63 available to the U.S. market. Made from distilled Muscat of Alexandria grapes, the Bolivian spirit’s trek to the states was documented by the director himself. Rebelle hosts an exclusive screening of the spirit’s short film with a conversation by Alex Day, coowner of award winning Death & Co, and Singani63 owner Steven Soderbergh. $85, 3:30-5:30pm, Rebelle.

Bourbon Barrel Experiments: Aging Bourbon and Barrel Aged Cocktails // If you are a fan of whiskey and other aged spirits, then this is the perfect seminar for you. The team at Ranger Creek will be opening up a variety of whiskey barrels, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head — all aged for a variety of periods. In this class you get to learn about how the barrel and aging affects the spirit, all while taste testing for an educational experience. $45, 10:45am-noon, St. Anthony Hotel Saturday, January 13 Sky Suite. Tasting Suites // I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: this is a can’t-miss event Personal Safety & Self Defense // A that allows attendees to sample the San class about safety skills and exercises to Antonio Cocktail Conference’s lineup of keep you on your feet in bad situations. brands and spirits at their own pace. Stop A class you hope to never utilize- but in for swag and sips. $45, noon-4pm, helpful nonetheless. With Willie Ng, Chief The St. Anthony Hotel.

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at Juniper Tar featuring Kentucky Straight Bourbon finished in port wine barrels and Whiskey Guardian Rashid Barrett. No cover, 6-8pm, 244 W. Houston St., (210) 229-1833. Meet the Maker // Tomas Estes, co-founder of Tequila Ocho, will visit Downstairs at The Esquire Tavern for a meet-and-greet and Ocho cocktail specials. No cover, 5-7pm, 155 E. Commerce St., (210) 222-2521. Gin & Juice Party // No, Snoop Dogg won’t be at The Last Word, but you will have access to Aviation Gin cocktails and plenty of hip-hop jams. No cover, 10pm2am, 229 E. Houston St., (210) 3141285. Cumbia Crunk at Rumble // You’ll have plenty of chances to sample the American Distilling Institute’s winner of Best of Class two years running with a cumbia party at Rumble that includes The

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Mezcal Donkeys and the Kimo Sabe Mezcal Lucha Libre Girls. Bonus: The Kimo Sabe Mezcal bus will be making rounds to and from The Doseum to Rumble from 10:30 p.m.-1 a.m. No cover, 10:30pm-2am, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St. Come & Taste It // Cutty Sark says ahoy to the cocktail conference with a pop-up bar inside the Motor Lobby of the St. Anthony Hotel. Stop in for a “Texas Toast” at midnight, music by Sound Cream Airstream and games. Pick up your wristband from the San Antonio Cocktail Conference Central during regular business hours of from any of your Cutty friends. 10:30pm-1:30am, St. Anthony Hotel, 300 E. Travis St. Cynar Pop-Up // Very rarely is a pop-up truly as spontaneous as once was imagined, but here we are! This herbaceous amaro with artichoke origins will tickle your tastebuds with two pop-ups with locations still TBD for Thursday-Saturday. Text DRINK to 77453 for updates. Monkey 47 After-Party // Juniper Tar hosts Monkey 47 gin to for GET THIS — $4.70 — cocktails. Can’t beat that. No cover, 10pm-2am, 6-8pm, 244 W. Houston St., (210) 229-1833. FRIDAY, JANUARY 12 Kentucky Cantina // Knob Creek and El Tesoro host this whiskey and tequila pop-up bar by Chris Bostick of Austin’s Half Step. Prices vary, 5-7pm, Ritas on the Riverwalk, 245 E. Commerce St.

Meet the Maker // John Troia, founder of Tempus Fugit Spirits will be on-hand for absinthe, oysters and cocktails. No cover, 5-7pm, 155 E. Commerce St., (210) 222-2521. Pagan Idol Takeover // San Francisco’s tiki-centric Pagan Idol takes command of the wells at Hot Joy for some “rum-soaked debauchery” and music by Daikaiju. No cover, 10pm-2am, 1014 S. Alamo St., (210) 368-9324. Monkey Shoulder After-Party // Do you like poolside parties and feeling posh AF? RSVP to this bacchanal featuring Monkey Shoulder cocktails as made by brand ambassador Seb Derbomez and local industry vets. RSVP is required, and entry is based on availability, 10:30pm1:30am, 300 E. Travis St. Slow & Low Social Club // The Roosevelt Buffet will serve as a hot spot for late night whiskey, beer, music and games inside the 1978 Chevy G20 cocktail lounge. No cover, 10pm-1am Friday & Saturday, 119 S. Flores St.

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Maison Ferrand Tiki Takeover // Plantation rum, Citadelle gin and Pierre Ferrand Cognac will be the shows of this tiki party at Juniper Tar. Bring your comfiest Hawaiian shirt. No cover, 9pm-2am, 244 W. Houston St., (210) 229-1833. SATURDAY, JANUARY 13 Hendrick’s Ministry of Relaxation // Hendrick’s Lounge will let you kick back and relax after so many days of drinking. Open to San Antonio Cocktail Conference attendees, the Hendrick’s “Ministry of Relaxation” will offer spa treatments and a sampling of cocktails. RSVP is required, and entry is based on availability so get there early, noon-5pm Saturday, 10am-5pm Sunday.

Lucha Limon // Billed as a Tequila Interchange Project fundraiser, this event heads to El Mirador where competitors will hand-squeeze limes in this bracket-style tourney. The public is invited in to watch, and enjoy specials on tequila, mezcal , sotol and agave-filled cocktails. A raffle with rare bottles will benefit the Tequila Interchange Project, which advocates “the preservation of sustainable, traditional and quality practices in the industries of agave distilled spirits.” No cover, 5-8pm, 722 S. St. Mary’s St. Girl Gang Honky Tonk Takover // Our resident gals are putting on their best boots during the San Antonio Cocktail Conference for a Honky Tonk Takeover at Paper Tiger. Made up of founding members Danielle Chapman, Denise De Glopper, Haleigh Guillory, Karen Tartt, Zulcoralis “Zulco” Rodriguez, and Vanessa Vara, Girl Gang SA is teaming up with girl gangs from across Texas to host this cocktail competition. Ford’s Gin will sponsor the affair with assists by Cana Brava Rum, Aylesbury Duck Vodka, and Tequila Cabeza (part of The 86 Co. portfolio), with the bartenders going head to head to see who makes the best cocktail in Texas. Proceeds from the event will benefit Planned Parenthood, as is Girl Gang’s mission to help nonprofits. Prices vary per cocktail, 11pm-2am, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St. SUNDAY, JANUARY 14 The Barman's Brunch // After three years at The Esquire Tavern, The Barman's Brunch will move to Rosella at the Rand where the bar staff will be joined by 10 outof-town bartenders, in donating all tip proceeds towards a charity of the month. Rosella at the Rand will have a special cocktail menu prepared especially for the event and their full brunch menu. Prices vary, 11am-4pm, 114 Houston St., (210) 595-1410.

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Tuesday, May 1 Sound the alarm, San Antonio. A metal band from the past is coming to town and it’s none other than “Breaking The Law” boys Judas Priest. This spring the Firepower 2018 Tour will make its final stop at the Freeman Coliseum in support of an album Firepower, which is due early next year. The tour will feature the line-up of singer Rob Halford, guitarists Glenn Tipton and Richie Faulkner, bassist Ian Hill, and drummer Scott Travis. Even though this tour is like 5 months out, it might be a good idea to get your tickets early since we seem to, as a city, turn up for old school metal. Also, Halford might actually be the original gay leather daddy. $47.50-$127.50, Freeman Coliseum, 3201 E. Houston St., (210) 2261177, freemancoliseum.com.

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Thursday, January 25 Slated to bring his Southern playalistic our reviews of shows (or actually attending cadillac funky grooves to San Antonio is these events) happening in the Alamo City, none other than Lucious Leftfoot himself, you know that we definitely know how to party Big Boi – one half of arguably the most and rock out to some amazing live acts. But influential duo in hip-hop, Outkast. Also on even for us, 2018 is already looking INSANE, the bill is heavy-hitting alternative hip-hop y’all. Tickets for most of these shows are duo The Cool Kids, who took the world already on sale, and you’re definitely not by storm with their breakout hit “Black gonna want to miss these concerts. Mags.” If this isn’t one of the most exciting hip-hop shows to happen in the Alamo City, we’re not sure what is. $25-$65, ▲Marilyn Manson 8pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St., Tuesday, January 23 papertigersatx.com. In 2017, Marilyn Manson doesn’t really need any introduction. Since the early ’90s, the rock ‘n’ roller has been shocking America Sleigh Bells with his flagrant stage antics and catalog of Monday, February 5 music that has spanned a variety of genres In 2010, the world was shook with the including spooky circus-sounding rock explosive arrival of noise-pop duo Sleigh (Portrait of an American Family), industrial Bells. And good news to San Antonio (Antichrist Superstar), glam-rock (Mechanical fans, they’ll be coming back to the Alamo Animals), bluesy-roots rock (Pale Emperor), City this year. Matching female vocals and sometimes a combination of it all. On that ranged from punk rock yells to lullaby Tuesday, January 23 the “Dope Show” singer croons with blaring guitars and distorted will return to San Antonio in support of his drum beats, the Brooklynites seemed to latest album Heaven Upside Down, which, in have an omnipresence about them, showing contrast to 2015’s The Pale Emperor, leans up and slaying almost every major music a little more towards electronic drum sounds festival in recent years. Guitarist Derek and production. Arguably one of the most Edward Miller (who played guitar in the controversial artists of all time, Manson’s hardcore outfit Poison The Well) recruited modus operandi has always been to reflect vocalist Alexis Krauss and the duo has the dark underbelly of America, and with the released four albums since 2010, with a state of our nation, it’s safe to say that the new seven-song, mini-album Kid Kruschev Antichrist Superstar’s work is far from over. which came out in November. $25-$27, $59-$175, 8pm, Aztec Theatre, 104 N. St. Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St., Mary’s St, (210) 812-4355, theaztectheatre. papertigersatx.com. com.

The Dead Milkmen

Saturday, March 3 “There’s a place / In San Antone / Where I can go / And not feel alone!” If you listen to punk rock, and have been living here long enough to know how special the original Tacoland really was, you know how important and awesome and exciting this is. If you’re new to all of this though, The Dead Milkmen is a band from the ’80s who have made important contributions to the punk rock and indie rock world. They even wrote a song about the amazing San Antonio local punk rock venue, Tacoland (not the new one – I still haven’t gone to it because I still have feelings about that shit). Anyway, they’re coming back to San Antonio and everyone should go because, punk rock, and San Antonio, and the late Ram Ayala who was murdered outside of Tacoland, a space he owned and operated and helped shape the awesome music culture we still have today in San Antonio. $20-$22, 8pm, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St., papertigersatx.com.

Miguel

Saturday, April 7 Like... OMGGGGGGG. Miguel, tho. M I G U E L T H O. The singer, songwriter, trap-esque R&B artist and future husband of mine (fight me) is coming to the Aztec and I’m probably going to get escorted out for climbing on stage to hug him (JK, but I don’t know, I’m crazy). I’m blasting “Sky Walker” and already dreaming of that precious day. If you’ve been sleeping on this artist, it’s time to to throw this dude into

Sunday, May 6 For those of you who don’t know: Juan Esteban Aristizábal Vásquez, better known as Juanes, was a member of Ekhymosis (a pretty dope Latin rock band) before going solo in the late ’90s. In 2000, the Colombian singer released his debut album Fíjate Bien and secured three Latin Grammy Awards – Best New Artist, Best Rock Solo Vocal Album, and Best Rock Song (a sign that going solo was probably the right decision). Since then, Vásquez has taken home 20 Latin Grammys, and continues to be a force to be reckoned with, not just in Latin music spheres, but the pop music world as a whole. This coming spring, the singer/songwriter will be play the Freeman Coliseum with Chilean artist Mon Laferte (who played The Rock Box last year). $37-$348, 7:30pm, Freeman Coliseum, 3201 E. Houston St., (210) 226-1177, freemancoliseum.com.

Yanni

Wednesday, June 20 The godfather of new age music – Yanni – recently announced he’ll be celebrating the 25th anniversary of Live at the Acropolis with a world tour. Even more exciting, the tour, launching in the spring, will make a stop at the Majestic Theatre on June 20, 2018. “I fi nd it so exciting to be able to celebrate what I consider to be one of the best performances of my life!,” Yanni said in a press release. “I can’t wait to see everyone and present to all of you this whole new experience, where the past and the present become one! Expect many surprises…My imagination is the only limit!” Though Yanni’s blend of soft rock, world music, classical and jazz wasn’t exactly commercial pop material, the Greek composer and pianist has managed to build a crazy cult-like following because his music is pretty badass and strangely hypnotic. $45$275, 8pm, 224 E. Houston St., (210) 226-5700, majesticempire.com. sacurrent.com • January 10-16, 2018 • CURRENT 39

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KATY PERRY According to Rolling Stone, pop singer Katy Perry’s last tour in 2015, which sold out over 150 locations, was hailed as “a show to damage retinas and blow minds,” which sounds awesome. Will this tour stack up to 2015’s? Now, it’s not like we don’t get down with pop music, since we reviewed Janet Jackson last year and even traveled to Austin to see Lady Gaga (we’re still a little salty she didn’t come here). But, it takes maybe a little more for us to get excited, especially with the controversy over cultural appropriation (like she definitely wore corn rows and ate watermelon in the “This is How We Do Video,” which she did apologize for but, still, really Katy?). Regardless, the pop star has survived this long in the game so there might be more going on with her than your average song of the week artist. $29-$150, 8pm, AT&T Center, 1 AT&T Center Pkwy., (210) 444-5000, attcenter.com. – Chris Conde WED

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BETTYE LAVETTE It’s not every day a soul singer from the ’60s teams up with a rock ’n’ roll band to put out a record, but that’s exactly what happened when singer Bettye Lavette joined forces with Southern alt-rockers Drive By Truckers to produce the 2007 album The Scene of the Crime. Before hanging out with the Georgia based group, Lavette got her start in the the Detroit club scene in the 1960s and wound up going on tour with the then-newcomer Otis Redding after recording her first single “My Man — He’s a Lovin’ Man” at only 16 years old. Though Lavette continued to perform and record over the years, it wouldn’t be until 2005’s I’ve Got My Own Hell To Raise did she really break out into mainstream circuits. I’ve Got My Own Hell To Raise was a cover album of songs written by artists like Fiona Apple and Dolly Parton and was released on punk rock label Epitaph’s sister label Anti-, which hosts a strange combination of artists and bands including rapper Sage Francis, and indie rockers Wilco, to name a few. Within a few seconds of listening to Lavette’s soulful vibrato and life experience that she carries through her vocal performances, you’ll understand why this is a concert you’ll definitely need to check out. $39.50-$75, 8pm, Tobin Center For The Performing Arts, (210) 223-8624,100 Auditorium Circle, tobincenter.org. – CC THU

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COWBOY BEBOP JAZZ NIGHT Cowboy Bebop is arguably one of the best anime’s of all time. And even though the show is probably one of the more well-known series in the genre, diehard manga and anime enthusiasts would be hard-pressed to deny that the show is a classic. One of the big components that makes this show stand out from its counterparts is the amazing jazz-fusion soundtrack composed by Yoko Kanno and Seatbelts, a diverse band Kanno formed to create the music for the series, with a principal focus in jazz. Local musician Rene Saenz will team up with fellow jazz musicians to recreate the vibe of the Japanese anime series, just in time for Pax South weekend. $15, 7:30pm, 10pm, Carmen De La Calle, 320 N. Flores St., (210) 281-4349, facebook.com/carmensdelacallecafe. – CC THU

THE FUNERAL CRASHERS Just in time to let off that steam you accumulated through the whirlwind of the holidays and the demands of a newly dawning year, your favorite DIY venue for a let-loose kind of night is hosting a new local band that’s ideal for releasing your demons and emboldening your stubborn spirit. The Funeral Crashers, which has only had time to accumulate a half-dozen likes on Facebook and slap up a few rough demos on Bandcamp, plays a wild, irreverent, shit-fi brand of punk, with hints of surf-rock and some satisfying detours from the hard and fast blueprint. This band, hear for yourself at funeralcrashers.bandcamp.com, offers up both a frantic, rowdy, snarling good time and a deep exorcism of bitterness and alienation. $2, 10:30pm, Bottom Bracket Social Club, 1603 N. Colorado St., (210) 267-9160. – James Courtney THU

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While Woodlands born country songwriter and crooner Hayes Carll is still criminally underappreciated by the general country music loving public, his last few albums and the success other artists have had with a few of his songs are starting to change that. Recently, you hear Carll mentioned, as he should be, alongside other neo-traditionalist country talents like Sturgill Simpson, Jason Isbell, Margo Price, and Amanda Shires. His songs are smart, humorous, touching and rebellious in turns. His most recent release, 2016’s wellreceived Lovers and Leavers, demonstrates a special and unlikely mix of mastery and potential. He’s probably already one of your favorite songwriter’s favorite songwriters. Showcasing his beautifully rugged, twangy voice and fiery yet laid-back stage presence, Carll’s live show is perhaps the finest way to get acquainted with this country gem whose moment is presently arriving. $16-$100, 9pm, Sam’s Burger Joint, 330 E. Grayson St., (210) 223-2830, samsburgerjoint.com. – JC

It takes a lot to stand out in the world of hardcore and metal, what with there being like thousands of bands in the genres and numerous subgenres. But Chico California’s Armed For Apocalypse, made up from ex-members of Number One Gun (Tooth and Nail Records), manage to do just this with their eclectic sound. Combining that classic California beatdown hardcore sound similar to bands like Throwdown, Armed For Apocalypse manage to mix in elements of doomy Southern sludge reminiscent of the likes of Eyehategod. It’s actually an awesome mix and if you need something fresh for your metal ingestion, you won’t want to miss this show. $7, 8pm, Limelight, 2718 N. St. Mary’s St., thelimelightsatx.com. – CC SUN

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MUSIC CALENDAR WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10 Bru’s Tunes Live acoustic music by Bru’s Tunes. Free. La Hacienda De Los Barrios, 6-9pm. The Doc Watkins Trio Jazz group, The Doc Watkins trio performs at Jazz, TX. Free. Jazz, TX, 5:30-7:30pm. Jim Cullum Quartet Jazz group, Jim Cullum Quartet performs at Jazz, TX. $10. Jazz, TX, 8:30-11:30pm. Salsa Night Live salsa music at Luna Live. Free. Luna, 8pm. Tom Gillam Free acoustic rock set with Tom Gillam and Friends. Free. Gruene Hall, 6-10pm. Wednesday Evening Picker Circle Wednesday evening picker circle with country artist Jake Martin. Free. Luckenbach Dance Hall, 5pm.

FRIDAY, JANUARY 12 Aaron Prado Trio Jazz artist Aaron Prado and his band performs at Jazz, TX. Free. Jazz, TX, 5:30-7:30pm. Arte Y Pasion Flamenco night featuring Tamara Adira, Monica Moncivais, Chayito Champion, Guille Gonzalez, Randy Cordero and Alex Nicholas. $5. Carmens de la Calle Café, 8:30-10:45pm. Drew Fish Band Local country rockers the Drew Fish Band take on The Rustic stage. Free. The Rustic, 9:30-11pm. Fox Motel Alt-rock band Fox Motel is joined by All Stories End and Raspa Recall. $5-$8. Bond’s 007 Rock Bar, 9pm-2am. Friday Afternoon Picker Circle Country singer Hayden Whittington performs an unplugged acoustic set. Free. Luckenbach Dance Hall, 1pm. Lucky Odds Boom Boom at the Bang Bang with Texas Rockabilly, The Lucky Odds, Texas T. Shine Runners and Paul Demon and the Revenant. Free. Bang Bang Bar, 10pm-2am.

The Matt Wilson Band Funky, Matt Whiskey Wednesday Country singer Wilson band performs covers at Luna. Elaina Kay performs on The Rustic stage. $10. Luna, 8pm. Free. The Rustic, 5:30 & 8:30pm. THURSDAY, JANUARY 11 Bill King Quartet Jazz group, The Bill King Quartet performs at Jazz, TX. Free. Jazz, TX, 5:30-7:30pm. Caleb and The Home Grown Tomatoes Americana set with Caleb & The Home Grown Tomatoes. Free. Gruene Hall, 6-10pm.

Mike Ryan Country artist Mike Ryan is joined on stage by the Reed Brothers. $12-$15. John T. Floore Country Store, 7pm. New Orleans Night New Orleans Night with Doc Watkins, Pierre Poree and friends. $20. Jazz, TX, 8:30-11:30pm.

Reckless Kelly Country band Reckless Kelly performs on stage with Austin Dan Rocha Jr. Daniel Rocha, Dallas-based Meade. $20-$25. Luckenbach Dance singer-songwriter performs free at The Hall, 8pm. Rustic. Free. The Rustic, 8:30pm. Skyrocket! Cover band resurrects hits Dossey Alt-pop artist Dossey is joined from many different decades and styles. by All Sides Equal and Makenka on the $13-$90. Sam’s Burger Joint, 8pm. Fitzgeralds stage. $10. Fitzgerald’s Bar & Tera Ferna Local band Harvey McLaughlin Live Music, 9-10pm. is joined on stage by Nova Lux and Tera Fayuca Reggae-Rock/ Latino group takes Ferna. $3. La Botánica, 10pm-2am. the stage with The Remedies. $10. Texagave Los Texmaniacs, Flaco Jimenez Jack’s Bar, 8pm. and The Three Timers take the Paper Georgia Parker Hill Country Texan, Tiger stage. $15. Paper Tiger, 7pm. Georgia Parker performs with Big Cedar Fever. Free. Low Country, 9pm-midnight TheGetDown Southtown 101’s free Friday night party The GetDown features beats GrooveTronX GrooveTronX performs by DJ Tech-Neek, drink specials and “groovy nujazz” and more at Sancho’s. food available from the grill until 2:30am. Free. Sancho’s Cantina, 9-11pm. Southtown 101, 10pm-3:30am. Johnny P and the Wiseguys Swing band, Van Wilks Blues artist Van Wilks performs Johnny P. and the Wiseguys performs at on the Greune Hall stage with Joey Jazz, TX. $10. Jazz, TX, 8:30-11:30pm.. McGee. Free. Gruene Hall, 7pm. Sol Patch Fredericksburg soul duo Sol Patch performs an acoustic country set. Free. Luckenbach Dance Hall, 5-9pm. Track N Feels Thursday Indie-pop DJ Idyll Green plays a variety of music, featuring a light show, live remixing and drink specials. Free. The Bang Bang Bar, 10pm.

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SATURDAY, JANUARY 13 Big Gus Americana/Swamp Pop artist Big Gus performs on the Gruene stage followed by Swampadelic. Free. Gruene Hall, 1-5pm. Blonde Sabbath Hard Rock band Blonde Sabbath is joined by local band, Kill Storm and Beyond Black. Free. Fitzgerald’s Bar & Live Music, 9pm. Celestial Descent Imagine Books and Records hosts a night of local music. Celestial Descent, Roshii, St. Dukes, From Tribes and Makeshift Cities. $5. Imagine Books and Records, 8pm-Midnight. Cody Canada and The Departed Rock-country band Cody Canada & The Departed performs with Austin Meade. $20. Gruene Hall, 9pm. Doc Watkins and His Orchestra Jazz musician Doc Watkins performs with his orchestra. Free. Jazz, TX, 5:30-7:30pm.

the Luckenbach bar. Free. Luckenbach Dance Hall, 7pm. Zombies Tribute Night Hostile, A Pantera tribute band, takes the stage with Lost Souls, Force of Rage and Stolen Souls. $5. Zombies, 9:30pm. SUNDAY, JANUARY 14 Danni and Kris Danni & Kris from Fort Worth, Texas plays acoustic melodies at The Rustic. Free. The Rustic, 12:30 & 4pm. Drugstore Cowboys Free dance family night with the Drugstore Cowboys. Free. John T. Floore’s Country Store, 6pm. Matt McCormack Matt McCormack is a blend of Native American heritage, a soulful Memphis upbringing and his original Austin/San Antonio style of wellcrafted songwriting. $10-$40. Sam’s Burger Joint, 6pm.

The Doc Watkins Quartet Jazz musician Doc Watkins performs with his quartet. $25. Jazz, TX, 8:30-11:30pm.

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Sunday Evening Picker Circle Unplugged, acoustic jam featuring country singers, Kathy Bauer & Michael Broussard of Bandera, Texas. Free. Luckenbach Dance Hall, 5pm.

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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): If I were your mentor or your guide, I’d declare this the Leo Makeover Season. First I’d hire a masseuse or masseur to knead you firmly and tenderly. I’d send you to the nutritionist, stylist, dream interpreter, trainer, and life coach. I’d brainstorm with the people who know you best to come up with suggestions for how to help free you from your illusions and infuse your daily rhythm with twenty percent more happiness. I’d try to talk you out of continuing your association with anyone or anything that’s no damn good for you. In conclusion, I’d be thorough as I worked to get you unlocked, debugged, and retooled. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “It takes an extraordinary person to carry themselves as if they do not live in hell,” says writer D. Bunyavong. In accordance with the astrological omens, I nominate you Virgos to fit that description in the coming weeks. You are, in my estimation, as far away from hell as you’ve been in a long time. If anyone can seduce, coax, or compel heaven to come all the way down to earth for a while, it’s you. Here’s a good way to get the party started: Gaze into the mirror until you spy the eternal part of yourself. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In accordance with the astrological omens, I encourage you to move the furniture around. If you feel inspired, you might even want to move some of that old stuff right out the door and haul it to the dump or the thrift store. Hopefully, this will get you in the mood to launch a sweeping purge of anything else that lowers the morale and élan around the house: dusty mementoes, unflattering mirrors, threadbare rugs, chipped dishes, and numbing symbols. The time is ripe, my dear homies, to free your home of deadweight. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): When he was 16 years old and living in New York, Ralph Lifshitz changed his name to Ralph Lauren. That was probably an important factor in his success. Would he have eventually become a famous fashion designer worth $5.8 billion dollars if he had retained a name with “shitz” in it? The rebranding made it easier for clients and customers to take him seriously. With Ralph’s foresight as your inspiration, Scorpio, consider making a change in yourself that will enhance your ability to get what you want. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In 1956, the prolific Spanish poet Juan Ramón Jiménez was awarded the Nobel Prize for Literature. The award committee praised his “high spirit and artistic purity.” The honor was based on his last thirteen books, however, and not on his first two. Waterlilies and Souls of Violet

were works he wrote while young and still ripening. As he aged, he grew so embarrassed by their sentimentality that he ultimately tried to track down and eradicate every copy. I bring this to your attention, Sagittarius, because I think it’s a favorable time for you to purge or renounce or atone for anything from your past that you no longer want to be defined by. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Three centuries ago, Capricorn genius Isaac Newton formulated principles that have ever since been fundamental to scientists’ understanding of the physical universe. He was also a pioneer in mathematics, optics, and astronomy. And yet, he also expended huge amounts of time and energy on the fruitless attempt to employ alchemy to transform base metals into solid gold. Those efforts may have been interesting to him, but they yielded no lasting benefits. You Capricorns face a comparable split. In 2018, you could bless us with extraordinary gifts or else you could get consumed in projects that aren’t the most productive use of your energy. The coming weeks may be crucial in determining which way you’ll go. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A rite of passage lies ahead. It could and should usher you into a more soulful way of living. I’m

pleased to report that this transition won’t require you to endure torment, confusion, or passive-aggressive manipulation. In fact, I suspect it could turn out to be among the most graceful ordeals you’ve ever experienced — and a prototype for the type of breakthrough that I hope will become standard in the months and years to come. Imagine being able to learn valuable lessons and make crucial transitions without the prod of woe and gloom. Imagine being able to say, as musician P.J. Harvey said about herself, “When I’m contented, I’m more open to receiving inspiration. I’m most creative when I feel safe and happy.” PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The Kalevala is a 19th-century book of poetry that conveys the important mythology and folklore of the Finnish people. It was a wellspring of inspiration for English writer J. R. R. Tolkien as he composed his epic fantasy novel The Lord of the Rings. To enhance his ability to steal ideas from The Kalevala, Tolkien even studied the Finnish language. He said it was like “entering a complete wine-cellar filled with bottles of an amazing wine of a kind and flavor never tasted before.” According to my reading of the astrological omens, Pisces, in 2018 you will have the potential of discovering a source that’s as rich for you as Finnish and The Kalevala were for Tolkien.

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