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Last week, a jury weighing the wrongful death claim filed by the surviving family of Marquise Jones ruled in favor of the City of San Antonio and the officer who shot and killed Jones the morning of February 28, 2014. Robert Encina was working an off-duty security job at the Chacho's restaurant on Perrin Beitel Road that morning when he encountered a drunk driver in the restaurant's drive-thru lane. Encina told fellow San Antonio Police Department officers investigating the scene that morning that Jones jumped out of the passenger seat holding a silver or chrome revolver in his hand. In a statement he gave investigators, Encina said he fired eight bullets at Jones after he "looked over his shoulder at me" while running away. A single bullet hit Jones in the back, perforating a lung and lacerating the right atrium of his heart before lodging somewhere in his chest. Lawyers for Jones' family have been poking holes in that story ever since. While a Chacho's manager told police that morning that he saw Jones with what "looked like a handgun," five other eyewitnesses signed statements that morning saying they either didn't see a gun or that Jones did not have one. James Brantley, who says his car was parked right next to the one Jones ran from, testified at trial that Jones didn't have a gun when he was shot. Brantley says Encina even ran up to him right after the shooting, repeatedly saying, "You seen a gun, right?" — he hadn't. Not only did police never take a statement from Brantley (who others confi rmed seeing that morning), he testifi ed on the stand that police even asked him to back his car out of the crime scene before telling him he could go. He was so close, he testifi ed, that offi cers had to help him maneuver the vehicle around bullet casings. (As we've previously written, Brantley also claims some other very shady stuff happened to him after he came forward with his story last year. See more coverage of the case at sacurrent.com.) It's rare for such officer-involved shooting cases
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to even make it to trial, and even rarer that the plaintiffs succeed. But the fact that the courts allowed the Jones case to move forward at all is even more striking because of what the plaintiffs were alleging: a coverup. It was SAPD's own investigation into the shooting that allowed for the allegations to take root — creating, as one federal magistrate put it, "a genuine factual dispute regarding whether Jones had a gun and whether he made any threatening gestures to justify the use of deadly force." Throughout the case, Daryl Washington, the attorney representing the Jones family, pointed to a so-called “prosecution guide” SAPD gave the Bexar County District Attorney’s Office after its own investigation into the shooting, which Washington says conveniently glossed over evidence or information that would have challenged Encina's narrative of the shooting. Jerry Staton, a police expert hired by Washington to review SAPD's investigation, told the jury in federal court that, more likely than not, multiple SAPD officers “tried to conceal evidence in this investigation that would have contradicted Encina’s version of events.” On the stand, Staton said he was genuinely troubled by the conclusion, adding, “It’s why I couldn’t sleep last night.” Meanwhile, lawyers for the city and Encina have pointed to a gun found some 25 feet away from where Jones collapsed dead on the pavement — which, like most things in the Jones case, has its own cloudy history. Police say Jones must have thrown the gun while he was dying. Yet, for years officials said they hadn't tested the gun for fingerprints or any DNA evidence — therefore, according to investigators who testified in court depositions, police could never tie the gun to Jones. The case got even curious-er when the city began to reveal even more information about that gun on the eve of trial. A week before lawyers started jury selection on the case, San Antonio City Manager Sheryl Sculley announced, out of the blue, that the
gun actually had been tested for fingerprints — in January 2016, nearly two years after the shooting — and that no prints were recovered. And then, sometime during trial, the defense revealed that the gun had also been tested for DNA years after the fact, again with no luck. On the stand, SAPD Chief William McManus had no answer when asked why the tests were ordered so late. When asked about whether procedures exist for evidence involved in city litigation, he responded, "I suppose that would probably be a good idea, yeah." After three years of the city insisting there was nothing wrong with its investigation or handling of evidence in the case, Sculley tapped an outside law firm to conduct a review "out of an abundance of caution." No telling yet when that might be done. Sculley issued a prepared statement on the case after the verdict came down last week clearing the city and officer of any liability in Jones’ death. "While we agree with the jury’s verdict, we fully recognize that there is never any victory in a fatal shooting," she said. "Our condolences continue to be extended to the family of Marquise Jones on the loss of a loved one." While lawyers for Encina argued he genuinely feared for his life when he shot and killed Jones (which is about all officers really have to argue as a defense in such cases), city attorneys dismissed any allegations of a coverup as nonsense. Jones' attorneys implied the gun had been planted, pointing, for instance, to a photo of the drive-thru scene that morning where the weapon doesn't seem to be there. In closing arguments Wednesday, assistant city attorney Deborah Klein questioned why someone would plant a gun 25 feet away from Jones instead of right near him if that was the intent. She acknowledged that SAPD "might not have done the perfect investigation," but said the coverup theory "doesn't make any sense." Crappy investigation or crappy coverup — those are apparently the options. How confidence inspiring.
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not feel we should have even been debating that issue … I thought it was a waste of time." Not long after, many in the community started calling her “Poison Ivy.” Robert Salcido is among those who have tried to ease that tension during Taylor's first term, serving on an LGBT advisory group the mayor would rarely even meet with. His and others' push for a city office that would actually receive and investigate allegations of discrimination eventually paid off — sort of. Months before her election in 2015, Taylor created the skeleton-crew Office of Diversity and Inclusion at City Hall, which advocates like Salcido are still pushing to make more effective (like, say, giving it subpoena power so it can actually investigate things). Salcido, the volunteer director and board chair for Pride Center San Antonio, says he's remained engaged with the mayor's office because the passage of a non-discrimination ordinance only scratched the surface of what the city's LGBTQ community needs. Indeed, he's faced his share of criticism for it. Last year, when Taylor accepted his invitation to address a somber vigil after the mass shooting at
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an Orlando gay club, some turned their backs on her and yelled "shame on you." She finished her Bible verse ("Blessed are those who persecute you") and quickly left the mourning crowd. Now, with the May 6 election fast approaching, Salcido says he's frustrated by how little he has to show for that engagement. Last week, he watched inside the Fiesta Room at the downtown Luby's as the two other leading mayoral contenders — Bexar County Democratic Party Chair Manuel Medina and Councilman Ron Nirenberg — debated issues of diversity and inclusion at a candidate forum organized by the local League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC) LGBT Council. Taylor, while invited, was absent. Just as she was for all LGBTQorganized candidate forums last year. Just as she has been for all three organized so far this year, at which virtually every other mayoral candidate has made an appearance. Taylor's campaign folks blamed "scheduling conflicts." Salcido has another theory: "It's impossible to get her in a room full of queer people if they're going to be asking questions."
> Last week, Texas' top officials took time out of their week to urge members of Congress to pass a bill that unabashedly blurs the line between church and state. "Religious liberty is a cornerstone of our republic," wrote Gov. Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton in a joint letter to House Speaker Paul Ryan and Senator Majority Leader Mitch McConnell. "From the birth of the nation until passage of the Johnson Amendment, churches and pastors played a vital role in bringing a faith
Among the questions that have come up at these forums: how to make sure local LGBTQ-owned businesses are adequately considered for city contracts, or how to boost the community's representation on city boards and commissions. At Monday's LULAC forum, both Nirenberg and Medina publicly said they'd support expanding the city's non-discrimination ordinance to cover not just city operations and contractors but also private businesses operating in San Antonio. Both said they'd support city funding for LGBTQ resources in the community. Salcido already figures how Taylor might answer those questions. A few months ago, while he was meeting with the mayor, he says the notion that the city might help support an LGBTQ resource center came up. "She told me she wouldn't necessarily stand in the way of it," he said. "But then she said she'd still oppose spending any taxpayer money on what she called 'a controversial issue.'" Perhaps we shouldn't be surprised that, in her bid for a second term as mayor, Taylor's ignoring a whole segment of the community that she considers "a controversial issue."
perspective to the pressing political issues of the day." The two Republican state officials have asked Congress to pass the Free Speech Fairness Act, a measure that would override the Johnson Amendment — the 60-year-old rule barring tax-exempt organizations, like churches and non-profits, from endorsing political campaigns. Or, in the words of New York Times political reporter Jeremy Peters, "one of the brightest lines in the legal CONTINUED ON PAGE 15 >
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separation between religion and politics." Abbott and Paxton argue that the Fairness Act — or House Bill 172 — would allow pastors to speak without the threat of censorship, and even help improve political dialogue. They use an arguably bizarre example to prove this point. "Churches...played less well-known, but certainly significant, roles in political discussions, including legislation in the early 1800s to criminalize dueling." In the early 1800s, the U.S. government also created an entire bureau to force Native Americans to convert to Christianity, believing it was their only chance at survival. Naturally, Abbott and Paxton didn't mention this. The two also didn't mention the major self-serving benefit of this bill's passage. Overturning the Johnson Amendment, named after Texas' own Lyndon B. Johnson, would allow tax-free donations from a church or charity organization to directly fund a political campaign. Unsurprisingly, conservative Christian organizations (like the notoriously anti-LGBT Family Research Council), who fill the pockets of far-right Republicans like Paxton and Abbott, wholeheartedly support this reversal. But many other religious and non-profit groups oppose this move. A coalition of 99 religious and denominational organizations — representing Baptist, Islamic, Seventh-day Adventist, Catholic, Jewish, and dozens of other religious groups — sent a letter to congressional leaders last week asking them to throw out HB 172 to preserve religious integrity and credibility. "The charitable sector, particularly houses of worship, should not become another cog in a political machine or another loophole in campaign finance laws," the group wrote. "Houses of worship are spaces for members of religious communities to come together, not be divided along political lines, faith ought to be a source of connection and community, not division and discord." Non-religious members of the tax-exempt sector seem even less pleased to be dragged into the partisan conversation. Both the Council on Foundations (representing charitable organizations) and the National Council of Non-Profits wrote letters to Congress urging lawmakers to keep the Johnson Amendment intact. "Our society is better today, because 501(c)(3) organizations operate as safe havens from the caustic partisanship that currently is bedeviling our country, as places where people can come together to actually solve community problems rather than just posture and remain torn apart," write the NCN. "Repeal or revision of the law would damage the integrity and effectiveness of all charitable nonprofi ts and foundations." But Paxton and Abbott were unapologetic in their support of smashing these decades-old barriers — and applauded President Trump's simply-worzed support of HB 172. "Churches have been kept on the sidelines of political debate," they write. "We agree with the president that Congress should 'totally destroy' the Johnson Amendment."
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“I support rolling back the FCC's rules that would create different, bureaucratic privacy protection frameworks for different parts of the internet," Hurd said in a prepared statement to the Current. "I will continue to fight...to enforce fair and level privacy standards across the entire internet ecosystem... because the families who depend on San Antonio’s burgeoning tech industry deserve a fair and competitive regulatory environment.” In Hurd's mind, it appears, if some other unspecified "parts" of the internet aren't protected, then none of it should be. Instead of placing privacy laws on ISPs, he voted to "level privacy standards" by removing them altogether. The only other San Antonio conservative member of Congress, Lamar Smith, has also received some of the heftiest campaign contributions from ISPs in the state. In his 2015 reelection campaign, Smith received at least $56,200 from telecom providers — nearly half from Verizon and AT&T alone. This comes as less of a surprise, since Smith authored the 2011 Stop Online Piracy Act (nicknamed SOPA), the internet censorship bill that fi zzled out in committee. Houston Congressman Pete Olson is the only other state congressman who's received anything close to Smith or Hurd's ISP donations — most lawmakers representing metropolitan areas haven't been given more than $30,000 in telecom donations. Thanks to these Texans' votes, ISP giants now have the untethered ability to profit off your browser history. And there's no going back — part of the measure makes sure the FCC can't implement this kind of protection in the future.
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THE BARTENDER POURED A TRIO OF TEQUILA SHOTS INTO CLEAR PLASTIC GLASSES, TURNED AROUND AND HANDED THEM OVER TO THE NE'ER-DO-WELLS NE'ER-DO THAT WERE ABOUT TO HOP ON STAGE AND PUT THEIR CHEF SKILLS TO THE TEST DURING THE SPROUTS CULINARY SHOWDOWN. THIS TIME, THOUGH, JASON DADY WASN'T WHIPPING UP A DISH IN LESS 30 MINUTES LIKE HE HAD THE PAST THREE YEARS. INSTEAD, THE RESTAURATEUR WAS MASTER OF CEREMONIES. Dady clinked his plasticware, unfazed by the tequila burn, and hopped on stage. “How’s everyone doing tonight?” From there, the extroverted Dady kept the 1,200 food lovers at Flavor, the Current’s annual foodlovers’ bacchanal, entertained, ribbing his fellow chefs, praising the local celebrity competitors, checking in with judges and explaining how exactly the competing duos could prepare Dungeness crab. Working a crowd isn’t new for Dady, the chef-owner and face of Jason Dady Restaurant
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ntimate, romantic, and set inside a renovated Castle Hills estate, The Lodge became one of the it locations for special occasions. Dinners there meant choosing between five or eight courses, and settling in for several hours worth of oohing and ahhing at picturesque plates. “San Antonio had a very different dining scene, with few restaurants doing high-end innovative cuisine. Dady, trained at the California Culinary Academy, established a team that quickly became a critical favorite and a noted spot for romantic dining,” wrote the San Antonio Express-News when Dady announced The Lodge’s closing in 2011. The 24-year-old Texas Tech University grad was looking to make a scene when he made his way to sleepy San Antonio, where he made a splash by opening The Lodge, a fine dining restaurant with elaborate tasting menus. “It was inventive…where he opened a fine dining restaurant in this beautiful mansion — it hadn’t been done in a while,” says Karen Haram, former Express-News food editor for 28 years. No, The Lodge wasn’t the only restaurant of its caliber at the time, but it was one of the few in the Alamo City, its only real peer being Andrew Weissman’s Le Rêve, which opened in the late ’90s. Otherwise, the city had a few big names like Mark Bliss and Bruce Auden, who were tackling projects such as Silo Elevated Cuisine and Biga on the Banks. Nowadays, the number of chefs the city can brag about continues to grow and now include areas in Southtown, The Pearl, and throughout San Antonio. The Lodge wasn’t it for Dady. Ron Bechtol, local critic since the late ’70s (and frequent Current contributor), put it succinctly. “[He] initiated what was apparently his plan all along: the culinary conquest of San Antonio. And beyond.” Empire sounds too colonial, but it’s one of the words that come to mind when describing Dady’s group of restaurants. Here’s what Dady’s done in the last 16 years. In 2004, he opened BIN 555 with modern American cuisine and followed it with Tre Trattoria’s Tuscan Italian in 2007 in Alamo Heights. Dady delved into his love of smoke
when Two Bros BBQ Market opened off West Avenue, and showcased new American dishes inside The Fairmount Hotel’s Restaurant Insignia in 2009. His answer to the food truck craze came in 2010 with Dady’s Underground Kitchen, or DUK Truck for short, with DUK tacos of duck confit and steamed buns. They weren’t all winners, but one of Dady’s greatest strengths appears to be his chameleon-like ability to adapt and reinvent. In 2011, he scrapped Insignia for Tre Trattoria Downtown. He looked at national trends that showed the declining popularity of fine dining and closed The Lodge on New Years Eve of that year. In early 2014, BIN 555 closed and Dady opened Umai Mi, a funky, rap-filled fusion Asian eatery that was probably too edgy for its time here, and followed that up by partnering with Jody and Steve Newman to open Southtown barbecue joint B&D Ice House that March. Umai Mi’s location proved its major weakness, so Tre Enoteca replaced it in 2015 with burrata and house-made pastas. Dady took a chance at casual and opened Shuck Shack on Fourth of July of 2015 with oysters on the halfshell, lobster rolls and patio pounders off Grayson Street. Most recently, Dady reimagined BIN 555 as The Bin, a tapas bar filled with gin and tonics and sangria. Oh, and he gave up coffee and Diet Coke as of last March. Through it all, he’s cultivated a celebrity chef persona — he joined Twitter in March 2009 and interacts with his close to 7,000 followers on a daily basis. Same goes for Instagram, where more than 5,000 fans have double tapped his eclectic posts since June 2013. He rarely turns down a TV appearance, shares recipes whenever he’s asked and has been a part of the Food + Wine Festival circuit since 2001. The father of three makes it work with help from business partner and wife Crystal, brother Jake, a gaggle of managers and chefs at each eatery and catering company, all tasked with executing his vision. He’s also shaping San Anto’s future by surrounding himself with a team that’s gone on to do well on their own. His end goal: helping the city get the attention it deserves. “2017 is San Antonio’s year. Mark my words,” he posted on Facebook this January. Dady's impact is felt through the local talent he’s
fostered in his restaurants. A 20-year-old Robbie Nowlin was attending St. Philip’s culinary program when he first applied to work at The Lodge. “I learned the importance of salt and balance from the kitchen perspective,” Nowlin says. Nowlin, now 33, went on to work at Thomas Keller’s French Laundry before relocating back to San Antonio to helm Citrus and is currently the executive chef for sister eateries Boudro’s Texas Bistro and Zinc Bistro & Wine Bar. Moreover, Nowlin says, Dady helped create jobs in the city. “He’s made a lot of jobs! It’s funny ‘cause he doesn’t get the benefit of that. He’s made up 250 jobs for our city and that’s a big deal,” Nowlin says. Over in Monte Vista, former Tre Trattoria chef Mark Weaver is still learning lessons from Dady as he maneuvers his first solo venture, Periphery. After seven years with Dady, Weaver opened Periphery in early February with rustic new American dishes. Though he can’t pinpoint any one specific lesson from Dady, Weaver says it all started to make sense to him when he was the one dealing with the numbers. “You start to understand things [as an owner] that, as a chef, would have pissed you off,” Weaver laughs. “Numbers are everything. [Dady] has this motto: ‘Make it happen,’ that’s really true. Whatever troubles you’re going through, the guests don’t care, you just make it happen.” He points to Dady as a mentor and friend who took him on trips he wouldn’t have had the opportunity to go on, but he also notes Dady’s hands-off leadership style. “He put a lot of trust in me, left me alone, let me make mistakes, let me play and experiment,” Weaver says. And again, Dady's love for his adopted city comes up. “We get overlooked a lot, and in a way, he makes it personal,” Weaver says. “He knows everybody, everything that’s going on.” At King’s Hwy. Brew & Q, Emilio “Emo” Soliz, says he learned everything from Dady, including how to do a onehanded quenelle (read: the fanciful egg-shaped dollop of ice cream or whipped cream restaurants use to wow diners). “I never learned the other way,” Soliz says. Before leaving to open Sweet Christi’s food truck and King’s Hwy. in 2015, Soliz served as garde manger, or pantry chef, for Dady at The Lodge and later pitmaster at sacurrent.com • April 12-18, 2017 • CURRENT 21
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Two Bros BBQ Market. He says he learned how to conduct himself in the public eye, how to run numbers, keep inventory, and be a family man from Dady. “Stefan [Bowers] was my Obi-Wan, but Jason is my yoda,” Soliz says. And seemingly Dady still carves out time to coach former chefs on all manners of things. Soliz will text him questions about how to balance family life (Dady has three children, Soliz has four), handle situations with employees or rude guests, or price a catering menu. The texting continues in a three-way conversation between Dady, Nowlin and Stefan Bowers, who worked for Dady as chef de cuisine at The Lodge for three years building creative menus and plating beautiful dishes. “The best thing that ever happened to my career was getting fired by Jason,” Bowers says. “He knew it was time to get fresh blood in there.” At just over 18 months Dady’s senior, Bowers’ relationship with his chef involved a lot of pushing and pulling, until he finally pushed too hard. (“I got fired for being a total asshole. I was too much, you have to know whose house you’re in.”) He left The Lodge in 2008 and landed at 20Nine Restaurant & Wine Bar. The chefs didn’t speak for more than three years. They eventually patched things up after Bowers opened Feast in 2012 and Dady walked in with an olive branch. “I never could understand what Jason Dady was when I was a sous chef. Once Feast opened, I realized the stress and responsibility of making a restaurant successful,” Bowers says. These days, they text about what it’s like to keep several eateries afloat at once, as Bowers serves as executive chef and co-owner of three restaurants that are also bringing national attention to the city: Feast, Rebelle inside The St. Anthony Hotel (which drew accolades after opening from the Current, San Antonio ExpressNews and Texas Monthly) and the recently-opened Battalion, a two-story beast of a restaurant that serves house-made pasta, luxurious sauces, and amaro-filled cocktails inside a renovated firehouse. “We’re ready for that national attention. I know at least my three restaurants are,” Bowers says.
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WILL ALTON BROWN BE DADY'S BIGGEST FOE? Morning America with Emeril Lagasse; the Food Network, Food Nation with Bobby Flay; the Weekend Today Show on NBC Good Morning America with Sam Champion; Throwdown with Bobby Flay; the Today Show on NBC with Ann Curry; Martha Stewart Living Radio Show with Mario Bosquez, to name a few Though Los Barrios opened in 1979, Barrios says her appearance with Emeril Lagasse in 1999 was what really helped catapult the brand. “It just wasn’t our turn until then,” she says. These days, she’s recognized across the U.S. and even while on vacation in Mexico. Dady’s former chefs point to his height, good looks, and extroverted personality as reasons why he’ll make for good TV. Barrios agrees. “Well he’s cute as can be. He’s really tall, but he’s also very passionate about what he does,” she says while noting his diverse palate and ability to navigate several cuisines as evidenced by his slew of eateries. The general consensus is it’s Dady’s time to shine. That wasn’t the case in 2011 when he was cut as a “cheftestant” from Top Chef: Texas the night before it was set to begin filming in San Antonio, a secret only a select few have been privy to until now. The 40-year-old wasn’t always levelheaded enough to hold his cards so close to his chest. His chefs have seen the restaurateur mellow out from earlier years (“the nickname Emo comes from him saying Emilio was too long to yell,” Soliz says). Now, Dady steps away from social media before going down a rant-filled rabbit hole (“we get to an age where you realize attacking people is not how you’ll gain credibility or fellowship,” Bowers says.). Or as Dady puts it: “I’ve always known that holding on and being patient would result in the best opportunity.” Six years after being cut, Dady will take on former Top Chef winners and finalists along with friends he’s made from his travels (including Chicago’s Stephanie Izard and Cleveland’s Jonathon Sawyer) when Iron Chef Gauntlet debuts on April 16. The show’s format will involve a Chairman’s Challenge, where food nerd Alton Brown chooses the best and least successful dishes. The chef with the lowest score will face off against a competitor chosen by the winning chef for a Secret Ingredient Showdown, which will be judged then the loser gets sent home. The eventual winner of all of the showdowns will compete against Bobby Flay, Masaharu Morimoto and Michael Symon. And while he can charm most SA diners — though Dady does have a few detractors, as all top dogs do — he’s got to face Brown, of Good Eats fame. “He’s so intense, so smart. You’re not going to pull the wool over his eyes. The biggest thing I took away was that you’re talking to the expert of all experts — your food will speak for itself.” Dady’s strategy: Being himself. “You take it one dish at a time,” Dady said in an earlier interview. “I wanted to compete as myself and not be anything other than what I am.” After 16 years in San Antonio, that strategy seems to have paid off. sacurrent.com • April 12-18, 2017 • CURRENT 25
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▶ If chocolate bunnies, egg hunts and Marshmallow Peeps make you want to crawl into a dungeon, local “fetish production company” Temple of Flesh has just what the doctor ordered. Known as both Exotic Easter and the San Antonio Fetish Ball, the always-provocative celebration has embraced myriad themes (pinup girls, vaudeville, steampunk and beyond) while hippity-hopping across town (from the Cameo Theatre to Sam’s Burger Joint to the Korova and points in between) and collaborating with burlesque performers, adult film stars, artists and musicians. Benefiting the local nonprofit BEAT AIDS, Exotic Easter 17 puts a naughty spin on Holy Week with an evening inspired by famous villains old and new. Co-hosted by pageant-winning drag diva Sasha Taylor and fetish performer Jericho Edge, the adults-only extravaganza serves up a boundarypushing buffet of “fetish frivolities,” including an original melodrama by Jules Vaquera, performances by aerial artist Queen Anthuros and Austin-based outfit EBM Dollz, an erotic installation created by Tofenburg Media, complimentary latex body painting, vendors specializing in adult novelties and a “fully equipped dungeon” for “curious seekers of pleasure and pain.” $20-$25, 8pm-2am, Players Club, 11431 Perrin Beitel Road, (210) 691-2050, safetishball.com. — BR
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◀ In 2009, Trinity professor Amy Stone attended Cornyation for the first time and was taken by both the diversity of the crowd and the campy farce itself — which was first produced in 1951 as a satire of the notoriously elite Coronation of the Queen of the Order of the Alamo and has evolved into a wildly popular, allencompassing spoof. Certifiably hooked, Stone started digging into the history of Cornyation in 2012 as something of a “pet project” that led to two years of research. Five years in the making, Stone’s new Trinity University Press book Cornyation: San Antonio’s Outrageous Fiesta Tradition presents her many findings in a format that’s part scrapbook, part crash course. Brought to life through 40-plus interviews, excerpts from scripts and more than 100 photos that date as far back as the 1950s, the book offers a fascinating look at Fiesta’s development into a more inclusive “party with a purpose” and Cornyation’s transformation from a “Fiesta for the little people” to a major fundraiser that’s donated more than $2 million to local HIV/AIDS charities. Recently highlighted through a San Antonio Book Festival panel, Cornyation officially launches with a reception, talk and book signing with Stone at Trinity’s Holt Center. Free, 4-5:30pm, Trinity University Holt Center, 106 Oakmont Court, (210) 9998884, tupress.org. — BR CONTINUED ON PAGE 35 ▶
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ART Art opening: “Art of Consciousness: Exploring the Works of Visionary Artists” The Movement Gallery brings
together more than a dozen artists who delve deep into their own creative energy and psyche to translate their visions onto canvas. Saturday’s reception includes an opening blessing from Rudi Harst Of Celebration Circle, a panel and Q&A with featured artists, a garden concert, meditative chants and a closing drum circle. Free, 6:30-11:30pm Saturday; Movement Gallery, 1412 E. Commerce St., (210) (210) 299-2666.
Art opening: Devante Blincoe Local artist
Diamond Dreamer, Jessie Reyes, Neon Eyelids and Brandi Zancketti, an array of vendors and performances by Twiggy Belladonna, Nate the Boy Wonder and Gilbert Votion. Free, 9pm-2am Wednesday; Brass Monkey, 2702 N St. Mary’s, (210) 313-3906.
”Reflections on Landscapes and Memory” Guest curated by Miami-
based Chris Ingalls, the 2017 edition of the CAM Perennial unites works by more than a dozen local artists — Ana Fernandez, Guillermina Zabala, Julia Barbosa Landois, Joe Harjo, Sarah Fox and Alejandro Augustine Padilla among them. Free, 9am-5pm Wednesday-Saturday, 11am-4pm Sunday, 9am-5pm MondayTuesday; Southwest School of Art, 1201 Navarro St., (210) 210-224-1848.
Devante Blincoe captures pop-culture and historical personalities through stencilism, a form of street art popularized FILM by Banksy. Free, 5:30-8pm Thursday; Carver 50/50 Cinema on the Rocks continues its Community Cultural Center, Carver Gallery, independent film series with an outdoor 226 N. Hackberry St., (210) 227-7211. screening of a local short followed Art opening: “Mi Museo Está en la by director Jonathan Levine’s 2011 Calle: An Abbreviated Retrospective” dramedy starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt Galería Guadalupe highlights the work as a Seattle public radio journalist facing of Victoria Suescum, a local artist who’s a cancer diagnosis with support from drawn inspiration from motifs lifted his best friend (Seth Rogen), his mother from the streets of both Panama and the (Anjelica Huston) and a young therapist United States. Free, 6-9pm Friday; Galería (Anna Kendrick). Free (21 and up only), Guadalupe, 723 S. Brazos St., (210) 271-3151. 7:30pm Wednesday; Edwards Ridge Distillery, 16104 University Oak, (210) Art Party: “Deep in the Art of Texas” SAMA 802-7864 and KRTU’s Art Party series continues with an evening of gallery tours of the exhibition “Julian Onderdonk and the Texan Landscape,” art-making activities, live music by indie-Texicana quintet Blackbird Sing and specialty cocktails crafted by Blue Box (cash bar). $5-$10, 6-8pm Friday; San Antonio Museum of Art, 200 W. Jones Ave., (210) 978-8100.
”Becoming” San Antonio artist Jesse
Amado’s latest body of work plays with concepts as divergent as materiality, design, religion, politics and the social construction of meaning and beauty. Free, 11am-4pm Wednesday-Saturday, 11am-4pm Tuesday; Ruiz-Healy Art, 201-A E. Olmos Drive, (210) 804-2219.
L.A. Vatocosmico Print Release La Printería
celebrates the release of Shut Up and Dance, a new print by L.A. Vatocosmico (aka L.A. David), a local artist who explores his “cosmic Chicano roots” through a pop-art lens. Free, 5-8pm Saturday; La Printería Anexo at Freight Galleries, 1913 S. Flores St., (210) 825-8898.
“Realm of the Fey” Billed as a “whimsical
event” where the “Golden Ones” and “Buttery Spirits” of folklore frolic and play, “Realm of the Fey” showcases “mythical glam” clothing and jewelry designed by
A Very Sordid Wedding Queer as Folk
writer Del Shores once again brings together the zany characters of the conservative, Southern Baptist town of Winters, Texas. A sequel to Shores’ Sordid Lives (a 1996 play later adapted as a film and Logo TV series billed as “a black comedy about white trash”), A Very Sordid Wedding is set weeks after the Supreme Court’s marriage equality ruling and features an ensemble cast that includes Whoopi Goldberg, Caroline Rhea and Leslie Jordan. The Playhouse hosts the film’s Texas premiere, to be followed by a Q&A with Shores and producer Emerson Collins. $10-$20, 7pm Saturday; The Playhouse, 800 W. Ashby Pl., (210) 733-7258.
THEATER Disney on Ice: Follow Your Heart Minnie,
Mickey and Disney princesses galore join forces for this ice-skating extravaganza based around the animated features Finding Dory, Inside Out, Frozen and Toy Story. $16-$60, 7:30pm WednesdayThursday, 1:30pm & 7:30pm Friday, 11:30am, 3:30pm & 7:30pm Saturday, 3pm Sunday; Alamodome, 100 Montana St., (210) 207-3663.
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The Bald Soprano The Trinity University
Theatre Department takes on the comic caricatures and absurd non-sequiturs of Eugène Ionesco’s chaotic assault on realism. $6-$12, 7pm Wednesday-Thursday; Stieren Theater at Trinity University, One Trinity Place, (210) 999-8515.
The House on Mango Street In September of
Gangai, Krystal Newcomer and Bryd Bonner in the Woodlawn’s production of the “divine musical comedy” based on the 1992 film following disco diva Deloris Van Cartier as she masquerades as a nun after landing on a mob hit list. $18-$29, 7:30pm Friday-Saturday, 3pm Sunday; Woodlawn Theatre, 1920 Fredericksburg Road, (210) 267-8388.
last year, the Classic Theatre’s production of Sandra Cisneros’ The House on Mango Street WORDS was so successful, every spot in the theater’s Gemini Ink at Viva Tacoland Gemini 99-seat capacity was sold out for each night Ink’s informal series continues with of the performance. Six months later and an evening of open-air readings from the play, directed by José Rubén De León, Anthony the Poet, Viktoria Valenzuela returns to San Antonio by popular demand. and Edward Vidaurre. Free, 6:30-8:30pm In a 2016 interview with the Current, De León Friday; Viva Tacoland, 103 W. Grayson St, explained the road bumps the cast had to (210) 734-9673. overcome before opening night, admitting that the play “almost didn’t happen,” during Pen to Paper The San Antonio Poetry Archive at Palo Alto College celebrates a rehearsal break. With Cisneros’ blessing National Poetry Month with a free and last-minute casting changes, the play event featuring special guests Jenny received two thumbs up from the Mango Browne (San Antonio Poet Laureate) Street author herself and a standing ovation and Laurie Ann Guerrero (Texas Poet time and time again. With this month’s Laureate) along with readings from performances you can expect to see the Sheila Black, Jim LaVilla-Havelin, Bryce original cast come together once again Milligan, Naomi Shihab Nye, Andrea for the coming-of-age story of Esperanza “Vocab” Sanderson, Shaggy and many Cordero in The House on Mango Street. more. Free, 6-9pm Wednesday; Palo Alto $10-$25, 8pm Thursday-Saturday; Classic College, Ozuna Library, 1400 W. Villaret Theatre of San Antonio, 1924 Fredericksburg Blvd., (210) 486-3555. Road, (210) 468-3900.
Shen Yun Established in 2006 with a mission
COMEDY
of “reviving 5,000 years of divinely inspired JR Brow Known for high-energy storytelling, Chinese culture,” New York-based Shen spot-on mimicry and guitar-wielding Yun Performing Arts is a touring troupe musical prowess, Austin-based stand-up comprising elaborately costumed classical JR Brow has warmed up the stage for Chinese dancers, talented vocalists and comedy legends and appeared on Comedy an orchestra that fuses East and West. Central’s Live at Gotham and The Late Presented as collections of vignettes, Late Show with Craig Ferguson. $16, 8pm Shen Yun’s performances play out in Wednesday-Thursday, 8pm & 10:15pm front of digitized scenery projected onto Friday-Saturday; Laugh Out Loud Comedy a high-tech backdrop. $70-$140, 7:30pm Club, 618 NW Loop 410, (210) 541-8805. Friday, 2pm & 7pm Saturday, 2pm Sunday; Tobin Center for the Performing Arts, 100 SPECIAL EVENTS Auditorium Circle, (210) 223-8624. Dignowity Hill Block Party Good Goods Sister Act Christopher Rodriguez directs and Chica Verde team up for a block Sherry Gibbs-Houston, Kate Ragan, Anna party featuring music by DJ Yevez, fare from Dignowity Meats, beer from Alamo Brewery and a portion of proceeds benefiting Dignowity Hill Animal Rescue. Free, 2-6pm Saturday; 904-914 Nolan St., (210) 229-0663.
Turkish Festival Aiming to complement
the diversity of the Alamo city while cultivating respect and understanding among different cultures, the Raindrop Foundation’s Turkish Festival offers guests a chance to experience authentic Turkish cuisine, performing arts, crafts and family activities. Free, 10am-7pm Saturday; Alamo Plaza, 300 Alamo Plaza, (210) 377-1110. sacurrent.com • April 12-18, 2017 • CURRENT 37
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Jacquelynne: A Transformative Composition
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As a child growing up alongside eight sisters, Daiquonne Lanier expressed an early attraction to the world of fashion by making dresses for dolls and drawing pictures of chic women headed to church or parties. Now armed with a degree in fashion design and merchandising from the International Academy of Design and Technology, the San Antonio native launched his eponymous line Lanier last year with an aim to “establish an image set apart from the ever-growing community of streetwear designers.” Inspired by Hollywood glamour, bygone eras and the refined aesthetic of Italian fashion icon Valentino Garavani, Lanier presents himself as a womenswear designer specializing in evening and cocktail wear. Although he designed a custom gown for local stylist Kirsten Thompson to wear to the San Antonio Fashion Awards last year, Lanier’s work has remained somewhat under wraps save for a few well-received teasers released via social media. (A video preview he shared on Facebook has amassed 2,700 views.) Taking shape in a ticketed runway presentation of tightly edited looks, Lanier’s debut collection “Jacquelynne: A Transformative Composition” is built around a semi-autobiographical narrative that explores redemption and self-love while referencing an old-school style icon. “One of my favorite fashion influencers is Jackie Onassis,” Lanier told us. “So much of her style, poise and grace were the root of the inspiration for this collection.” (Coincidentally, Jackie O was also a big fan of Valentino and wore his clothes almost exclusively for a period in the 1960s.) In anticipation of Lanier’s big reveal, we quizzed the emerging designer about his creative influences, the themes shaping his first show and his hopes for his new brand. > Can you explain how the themes of transformation and tragic romance factored into your debut collection? At the time in which the initial inspiration for the collection came to me, I was going through the preliminary phases of my divorce from my now ex-husband. During our marriage, I had ceased all creative endeavors so that I could focus on my partner. I became a completely different person while I was with him. There came a point where I was totally disassociated from myself. That was the moment I knew that as long as we were
together, I couldn’t be who I really wanted to be. I loved my husband, but he loved me in a different way. So from that moment is where the transformation took place and ultimately what fueled the inspiration for this collection. > You’ve mentioned wanting to stand apart from streetwear designers. How and why do you differ from that genre? It’s always been such a struggle for me to relate to streetwear and the grunge aesthetic. As an artist, I can appreciate the work. However, I’ve never identified with that look ... One of my favorite quotes from Valentino is: “Forget about fashion — the grunge look, the messy look. I cannot see women destroyed, uncombed, or strange. I want to make a girl who arrives someplace and makes people turn and say, ‘You look sensational!’” I think there’s something so vital to the first part of what he says. >Do you see your garments as being one-of-a-kind or do you plan on going into production with certain pieces? I don’t see myself going into mass production. I enjoy the exclusivity that comes with custom work. >How many looks are in the debut collection? This collection started out [at] about 37 pieces. After cutting that in half, I still wasn’t pleased with the overall composition of the looks ... I chose my top 10 pieces from the collection and reviewed them, which took about two months. Seeing them together and realizing how these 10 pieces were so representative of the body of work as a whole, I had to stick with these. I was really apprehensive about such a small number ... but I really wanted to be certain that the pieces I showed told the story exactly how I wanted the viewer to receive it. > What are your ultimate hopes and goals for Lanier? It’s so hard to place goals on something that’s so new and organic ... I consider myself to be a creative first — fashion design is just the avenue I choose to express through. I’ve never sought out to be the next big designer or have a global brand ... I’m still young and learning and hope to continue to learn and grow in my craft. The only wish for my brand as of today is that it influences others to explore their creativity and put into action their dreams. I know for sure that this process has taught me how much I love telling stories, so I definitely hope to continue to be able to to touch and inspire people through my craft and the narrative that each garment is a part of. sacurrent.com • April 12-18, 2017 • CURRENT 39
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Oh, what a strange and lovely and melancholy fi lm! The genre-defying Personal Shopper — part mystery, part drama, part thriller, part supernatural fantasy — is nothing you can expect, and continues to challenge your expectations at every turn: It’s an electrifying thing for a movie to pull off this well, tripping you up while also keeping you satisfi ed (unless you require concrete resolutions and answers to all the questions a movie asks, in which case you may well fi nd yourself frustrated). The lingering eeriness Personal Shopper left me with is a great wonder. American Maureen (Kristen Stewart) haunts Paris working as the personal shopper for a celeb and waiting for word from the Other Side from her recently deceased twin brother. She is a medium, as he was, and they vowed that whoever died first — a congenital heart problem they shared made it a not-remote possibility that one would die soon — promised to communicate from the afterlife (if there turned out to be one). But it’s been months, and Maureen is still waiting. Or is it all just in her head? She describes being a medium as an “intuition,” a “feeling,” a “vibe,” which means it’s possible that it is all purely subjective.
She wonders as much as well, and Personal Shopper toys, deliciously and in surprising ways, with ambiguity — sometimes it seems we know more than Maureen does about the authenticity of her spiritual experiences, though maybe the film is toying with us, too. This is not a traditional sort of ghost story: It’s quiet and pensive, more evocative than scary. And there isn’t a lot of plot. Olivier Assayas — who won Best Director at Cannes last year, and also wrote the script — instead steeps us in the moody sadness of Maureen’s grief and loneliness, and also her self-doubt. She is nearly a ghost herself in the life of Kyra (Nora von Waldstätten), the indeterminately famous woman she works for. Maureen (and we) barely glimpse Kyra even though Maureen enjoys — if that’s the word — the privilege of the intimate spaces of her bedroom and her closet as she drops off the high-fashion items purchased or borrowed on Kyra’s behalf. Or maybe Kyra is the ghost? (Is she a model? An actress? A socialite? We have no idea. She’s a wisp in the cultural ether.) In between tending to Kyra’s fashion needs, Maureen explores the work of Swedish artist and mystic Hilma af
Klint (who was a real person, and made gorgeous art way ahead of its time) and discovers a “cheesy ’70s TV movie” about Victor Hugo’s explorations of spiritualism (which isn’t a real movie; Assayas invented it, including the “clips” we see of it). Is Maureen looking for confi rmation that her abilities are real, or is she scoffing at herself? A bit of both, perhaps? Stewart’s onscreen persona of restive reluctance has never been put to better use: Assayas has said he was inspired by her (he’d previously worked with her on the marvelous Clouds of Sils Maria) to write Personal Shopper, and with her, has created a disquieting portrait of contained emotion, as if Maureen is afraid to give voice to her sorrow, or to admit to herself how lost and uncertain she is. (One scene in which she does, briefly, give in to her distress, as a series of mysterious texts provoke her, is all the more affecting for how hushed it is.) Even to its uneasy final moment, Personal Shopper never gives Maureen — or us — solid ground to rest on, not emotionally, not psychologically. I’m still turning it over in my mind, even after two viewings, and I don’t expect to be able to shake it off anytime soon.
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Food & Wine gushes over Mixtli
> San Antonio got some more national attention last week with the release of Food & Wine’s 29th annual “Best New Chefs in America” list. Chefs Diego Galicia and Rico Torres, co-owners of Mixtli, made the cut this year. The list is compiled from nominations solicited from restaurant critics, food writers and other experts, according to a press release. Chefs must be at the helm of their respective restaurants for less than five years. Galicia and Torres opened Mixtli, Nahuatl for cloud, with a rotating menu that changes every 45 days to span another region of Mexico. They’ve produced menus that give fine dining takes on Oaxaca, the Conquistadors, Mexico City’s Metro and Veracruz among other regions. Dining at Mixtli is a ticketed affair. The boxcar restaurant seats 12 diners Tuesday through Saturday night for multiple-course dinners priced at $95 per person. Food & Wine gushed (rightfully so) that Galicia and Torres are turning out “the most exciting regional Mexican cooking happening in America right now.” Last time we looked, reservations were booked solid through the week. Visit them online to save your spot. 5251 McCullough Ave., restaurantmixtli.com.
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> We’ll have another way to cool down this summer when the Alabama-based Steel City Pops makes its San Antonio debut in June. The shop on South Alamo will occupy approximately 3,600 square feet of production, office and dining space, and will also feature a covered patio. Steel City Pops is
will also close some time this June and will be turned into a 10-story office building. The Langs say they were “shellshocked” by the news of their ouster. “It’ll be impossible for us to go forward,” Teresa says while pointing out the improvements to the building and equipment will stay bolted to the building. “We’d have to borrow to recover from that and we can’t do that at our age.” Though the Langs tried to negotiate a new lease in October, worries of the political climate, increases in taxes and the onslaught of change to the area made them hesitant to sign a 5-year agreement. According to the couple, Harper/Huddleston wouldn’t agree to a one-year term, and offered a month-to-month lease with the option for either party to terminate the contract with a 90-day notice. The Langs say Harper/Huddleston has already Timbo’s Loses Lease leased the building to a new tenant. > Timbo’s, the off-shoot of the late Little Hipps, will close Timbo’s is known for its beefy homestyle burgers made its doors this June after receiving a 90-day notice from their using Bolner’s Meat Market beef. It opened in 2003, as an landlord to vacate the premises. ode to former San Anto instituion, Little Hipps, where Lang According to a gofundme crowdfunding page set up by worked for 27 years. For now, the Langs have no plans of Teresa Lang, the restaurant hasn’t been able to keep up relocating and are still reeling from the news. with the rising costs of the Broadway corridor. “Presently, “[Harper/Huddleston] owns millions. The only reason we have been at this location for ten years, but the increase he’s picking on a little peanut like me and throwing us out is of property taxes in central downtown San Antonio has nothing but greed,” Tim said. made it nearly impossible for our little mom and pop Proceeds from the gofundme page will benefit six to keep up,” she wrote. Lang says that with the 90-day families affected by the closure. As of last week, they’ve notice to vacate, which was delivered by landlord Harper/ raised a little more than $200 of a $50,000 goal. Huddleston Inc. on March 31, “6 families were devastated 1639 Broadway, (210) 223-1028. with a stroke of a pen.” The literal mom-and-pop burger shop, owned by Teresa and husband Tim “Timbo” Lang, sits across the way from Send food and nightlife news to Stay Golden Social House on Pearl Parkway. The patio bar flavor@sacurrent.com.
a privately owned popsicle company that opened its first location in Homewood, Alabama in 2012. Since then owner Jim Watkins and co. have expanded across Alabama, Tennessee and now Texas with 22 total stores in the forecast by the end of the year. Steel City (Birmingham is known as the Pittsburgh of the South) is known for its small-batch organic popsicles ($3), that can be dredged, dipped or drizzled for an extra $1.50. The Southtown location will handle production, led by general manager Ben Cleveland, for smaller, satellite locations across San Antonio and mobile carts available for catering and major events. 812 S. Alamo St., (210) 963-6540.
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The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission has quietly given up the fight on so-called crowlers, a portmanteau of “can” and “growler” that, until the agency banned them more than a year ago, had been the hip new craft beer trend at Texas bars, grocery stores and specialty beer shops. Last month’s decision by the TABC marks the end of a regulatory dustup that bar owners like Rob Martindale argue should never have happened in the first place. “This was completely brought about by TABC just making up the rules instead of enforcing them,” Martindale, who owns San Antonio’s three Big Hops Growler Station locations, told the Current last week. Martindale said all Big Hops bars would start selling the cans by the end of last week. Martindale was one of several Texas bar owners who had to stop canning beer when state alcohol regulators in 2015 settled on this brain-twisting logic: while filling bottle growlers with beer to go was perfectly legal, putting the same brew in a giant sealed can was not. When Austin-based Cuvee Coffee Bar ignored TABC’s rule, agents raided
the business and seized its tabletop seaming machine (an invention by the Colorado craft beer pioneers at Oskar Blues Brewery). TABC then “clarified” that the loosely-worded section of state law regarding the “packaging” of beer made crowlers illegal. So small business owners like Martindale, who had made multithousand-dollar investments in crowler machines, had to give them up or pack them away. To underscore the financial hit, Martindale says that during their short-lived run, his three machines were cranking out about 75 crowlers a week for customers. “They were pretty popular,” he said. That’s because, according to people who love them, the 32-ounce cans are lighter, more durable, don’t require a hefty deposit and better protect your beer from air and light — making them easier for bars to sell. Cuvee eventually fought the TABC and filed a lawsuit against the agency to get its machine back. The case was later bumped to a state administrative hearing before a judge, who in a ruling last November tore the TABC’s anti-crowler argument
to shreds and ordered it to return Cuvee’s equipment. Still, TABC didn’t budge on the issue until mid-March, when the agency’s executive director decided to adopt the judge’s decision. Why? Well, the agency hasn’t really said. San Antonio lawyer Angel Tomasino, who represented Cuvee in its case against the agency, said regulators haven’t even yet formally announced the rule change. Instead, they’ve only removed a couple lines from the TABC website’s FAQ page that in the past had “clarified” that crowlers were illegal. Tomasino says that’s pretty much the opposite of what federal regulators with the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau typically do, which is to release revised rules and guidance whenever their position changes. Perhaps political pressure was behind TABC’s change of heart. As the Texas Tribune first reported, lawmakers like state Rep. Ramon Romero, a Fort Worth Democrat, sent TABC Executive Director Sherry Cook a letter last month chastising her agency for keeping Cuvee’s canning machine months after
the judge in the case had ordered the agency to return it. Tomasino told us that TABC’s rule change “only occurred after Rep. Romero wrote to TABC and there was also some communication from the Governor’s Office. “ Plus, as Romero told the Trib, “TABC has so many other things to worry about” — you know, like officials who don’t even abide by their own rules for proper alcohol permitting and who apparently love to party with taxpayer money, two scandals that have hit the agency in recent months. Meanwhile, TABC finally returned Cuvee’s canning machine late last month. Martindale, who leased Big Hops’ canning machines to a few local breweries while the TABC ban was in effect, calls the episode a clear example of arbitrary overreach from a regulatory agency. He also called it “chilling” that a small business like Cuvee would have to spend thousands of dollars in legal fees and rally political support for TABC to finally return the property it seized. “Shame on them for putting small businesses through that,” he said.
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MORRISSEY Female-fronted, no wave punk group Cellular Chaos are probably one of the weirdest bands heading to SA this week. Incorporating elements of metal and punk through thick distorted guitars and hard hitting drums, this NYC group’s songs are…unpredictable to say the least. Incorporating free-jazz time signatures, with traditional punk rock vocals Cellular Chaos kinda sound like Deerhoof meets The Sex Pistols. It feels random and sloppy, which might be the point, but you can tell there’s some smart musicianship behind the frenzy. With Encrypted, 9pm, Hi-Tones, 621 E. Dewey THU
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Longtime SA trio Buttercup are back with their first new album in eight years, Battle of Flowers. The twelve song record was mixed by Portland’s Larry Crane, who’s worked with artists like the late Elliott Smith, Death Cab for Cutie and Sleater Kinney, to name a few. Described as “jangly art-rock for the left side of the brain” by NPR, singer Erik Sanden, guitarist Joe Reyes and bassist Odie joined forces in 2003 and have been cranking out rich indie rock ever since. Joining Buttercup on drums for the release show is Apple In Stereo’s John Dufilho, whose band Clifffs is also set to play along with Austin’s Slomo Drags. With more than 15 years in the Texas live music circuit, Buttercup remain a staple of the burgeoning indie scene in Alamo City. With Clifffs, Slomo Drags, 8:30pm, $20-$30, Empire Theatre, 230 E. Houston St. FRI
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BUTTERCUP Formed out of the dissemblance of the band Anatomy of a Ghost, Portugal The Man got their start with their first release Church Mouth, which was followed by a short tour with Circle Takes The Square and screamo heavy-hitters Thursday. The five piece had traces of post hardcore in their music in the early years, (which made sense for touring with Thursday), but over time and with every release of a new record, prove that they’re committed to developing and evolving their sound which has gradually transitioned into the slightly electronic, psychedelic indie rock band that they are today. After throwing out an entire album they had been working on since 2013, the band is back with a new collection of music entitled Woodstock, which is said to come out sometime in June. With HDBeenDope, 8pm, $25-$40, Aztec Theatre, 104 N. St. Mary’s St. SAT
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Formed in 1987 in Zion, Illinois, Local H are best known for the track “Bound For The Floor” off their 1996 record As Good As Dead. Relatively straightforward alternative rock and grunge, the band signed to Island Records back in 1994 and have since released a 16 collections of music, including some EPs and a live record. In an interview a few years back it was revealed where the band actually got their name from which, apparently, is just a combination of two R.E.M. songs – “Oddfellows Local 151” and “Swan Swan H.” We’re guessing most people probably still believe it’s a heroine reference. The Grasshopper Lies Heavy, We Were Wolves, 8pm, $12, Paper Tiger, 2410 N. St. Mary’s St.
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HARD LIMITS > I’ve read your column for as long as I had access to the internet and was interested in sex, so here goes: I’m a 27-year-old male with a 42-year-old girlfriend. We met at work; we were both going through divorce. At the beginning, holy moly! My dream girl in the bedroom. We’ve been together for a year, and the sex is still the best I’ve ever had — she says she feels the same — but it’s vanilla. I am assertive and in-control in the bedroom, which works for both of us, as she prefers to be passive and wants me to make moves or switch it up. I want to do other things, but she doesn’t want to do anything anymore other than missionary-position sex. Anal, oral, watching porn together, bondage, voyeurism — she’s not up for any of it. There’s always an excuse: “I’m not young like you,” “I’m not flexible like you,” “I have done that before and don’t like it, no, no, no.” Do I just suck it up and be grateful for what I have or what? She Hates Options Totally, Desires One Way Now She wants you to be in control and switch it up but doesn’t want to do any of the things you suggest when you take control and attempt to switch things up. Hmm. Either you’re bad at everything you’ve attempted other than missionary, SHOTDOWN, or she has a very limited sexual repertoire and/or actual physical
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limitations or health issues she hasn’t divulged to you. Considering the age difference here, and considering that this is a postdivorce rebound relationship for you both, the odds are stacked against anything long-term. I don’t mean this relationship is doomed to fail. What I mean is this: You’ll probably be together for another year or two before parting ways. While most people would define that as a “failed relationship,” anyone who’s been reading my column for as long as he’s been interested in sex can tell you that I don’t define failure that way. If two people are together for a time, if they enjoy each other’s company (and genitals), if they part amicably and always remember each other fondly and/ or remain friends, their relationship can be counted as a success — even if both parties get out of it alive and go on to form new relationships. In the meantime, SHOTDOWN, enjoy the amazing vanilla sex for as long as it lasts — which could be forever. Anyone who’s been reading my column for as long as he’s been interested in sex knows that I’m not always right.
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1 Branch offshoot 5 Charlie of “Winning!” memes 10 All-out battles 14 “How awful!” 15 Dance company founder Alvin 16 Creature created by George Lucas 17 Washington newspaper 18 Take-away signs of happiness? 20 Lhasa ___ (Tibetan breed) 22 Oil transport 23 Casually uninterested 26 Puddle gunk 29 They directed “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” 30 1990 Stanley Cup winners 32 Gets warmer 34 Rough purchase at the dairy? 38 One of LBJ’s beagles 39 Anaheim Stadium player, once 40 “___ little teapot ...” 42 1980s actor Corey hawking some tart fruit candies? 47 Passport endorsements 48 Doughnut shape 49 Goaded (on) 52 “Spring forward” letters 54 Teeming with testosterone
55 Grand Canyon pack animals 57 Burgles 59 “If something can go wrong, Gargamel will never get it right”? 62 Pinball foul 66 Fashion Emergency model 67 Slow mover 68 On-screen symbol 69 Employer of Serpico or Sipowicz 70 Road trip expenses 71 Penny value
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23 NBA great Chris 24 Bartenders’ fruit 25 What a snooze button delays 27 Fashion status in various states? 28 Stuff in an orange-lidded pot, traditionally 31 Adds some seasoning 33 Frank Zappa’s son 35 Aquatic nymph 36 Hot Fuzz star Pegg 37 Clickable communication 41 Toy Story kid 43 Stated as fact 44 Get ___ (throw away) 45 Bausch & ___ (lens maker) 46 Rigorous 49 The Beverly Hillbillies star Buddy 50 Like some kids’ vitamins 51 Cranky sort 53 Hiker’s path 56 Part of iOS 58 Nocturnal rat catchers 60 ___-cones 61 Kobe’s old team, on scoreboards 63 Word before pick or breaker 64 Chaney of The Wolf Man 65 C7H5N3O6, for short
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY by Rob Brezsny ARIES (MARCH 21-APRIL 19): Before visiting Sicily for the first time, American poet Billy Collins learned to speak Italian. In his poem “By a Swimming Pool Outside Siracusa,” he describes how the new language is changing his perspective. If he were thinking in English, he might say that the gin he’s drinking while sitting alone in the evening light “has softened my mood.” But the newly Italianized part of his mind would prefer to say that the gin “has allowed my thoughts to traverse my brain with greater gentleness” and “has extended permission to my mind to feel a friendship with the vast sky.” Your assignment in the coming week, Aries, is to Italianize your view of the world. Infuse your thoughts with expansive lyricism and voluptuous relaxation. If you’re Italian, celebrate and amplify your Italianness. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY 20): It’s closing time. You have finished toiling in the shadow of an old sacred cow. You’ve climaxed your relationship with ill-fitting ideas that you borrowed from mediocre and inappropriate teachers once upon a time. And you can finally give up your quest for a supposed Holy Grail that never actually existed in the first place. It’s time to move on to the next chapter of your life story, Taurus! You have been authorized to graduate from any influence, attachment, and attraction that wouldn’t serve your greater good in the future. Does this mean you’ll soon be ready to embrace more freedom than you have in years? I’m betting on it. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE 20): The heaviest butterfly on the planet is the female Queen Victorian Birdwing. It tips the scales at two grams. The female Queen Alexandra Birdwing is the butterfly with the longest wingspan: over 12 inches. These two creatures remind me of you these days. Like them, you’re freakishly beautiful. You’re a marvelous and somewhat vertiginous spectacle. The tasks you’re working on are graceful and elegant, yet also big and weighty. Because of your intensity, you may not look flight-worthy, but you’re actually quite aerodynamic. In fact, your sorties are dazzling and influential. Though your acrobatic zigzags seem improbable, they’re effective. CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22): Picasso had mixed feelings about his fellow painter Marc Chagall, who was born under the sign of Cancer. “I’m not crazy about his roosters and donkeys and flying violinists, and all the folklore,” Picasso said, referring to the subject matter of Chagall’s compositions. But he also felt that Chagall was one of the only painters “who understands what color really is,” adding, “There’s never been anybody since Renoir who has the feeling
for light that Chagall has.” I suspect that in the coming weeks, you will be the recipient of mixed messages like these. Praise and disapproval may come your way. Recognition and neglect. Kudos and apathy. Please don’t dwell on the criticism and downplay the applause. In fact, do the reverse! LEO (JULY 23-AUG. 22): “Go Tell It on the Mountain” is the title of an old gospel song, and now it’s the metaphorical theme of your horoscope. I advise you to climb a tall peak — even if it’s just a magic mountain in your imagination — and deliver the spicy monologue that has been marinating within you. It would be great if you could gather a sympathetic audience for your revelations, but that’s not mandatory to achieve the necessary catharsis. You simply need to be gazing at the big picture as you declare your big, ripe truths. VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22): If you were a snake, it would be a fine time to molt your skin. If you were a river, it would be a perfect moment to overflow your banks in a spring flood. If you were an office worker, it would be an excellent phase to trade in your claustrophobic cubicle for a spacious new niche. In other words, Virgo, you’re primed to outgrow at least one of your containers. The boundaries you knew you would have to transgress some day are finally ready to be transgressed. Even now, your attention span is expanding and your imagination is stretching. LIBRA (SEPT. 23-OCT. 22): For over a century, the Ringsaker Lutheran Church in Buxton, North Dakota hosted rites of passage, including 362 baptisms, 50 marriages, and 97 funerals. It closed in 2002, a victim of the area’s shrinking population. I invite you to consider the possibility that this can serve as a useful metaphor for you, Libra. Is there a place that has been a sanctuary for you, but has begun to lose its magic? Is there a traditional power spot from which the power has been ebbing? Has a holy refuge evolved into a mundane hang-out? If so, mourn for a while, then go in search of a vibrant replacement.
ignore the outer layers, but I urge you to consider the possibility that right now they may have value. SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21): You’re growing too fast, but that’s fine as long as you don’t make people around you feel they’re moving too slowly. You know too much, but that won’t be a problem as long as you don’t act snooty. And you’re almost too attractive for your own good, but that won’t hurt you as long as you overflow with spontaneous generosity. What I’m trying to convey, Sagittarius, is that your excesses are likely to be more beautiful than chaotic, more fertile than confusing. And that should provide you with plenty of slack when dealing with cautious folks who are a bit rattled by your lust for life. CAPRICORN (DEC. 22-JAN. 19): Until recently, scientists believed the number of trees on the planet was about 400 billion. But research published in the journal Nature says that’s wrong. There are actually three trillion trees on earth — almost eight times more than was previously thought. In a similar way, I suspect you have also underestimated certain resources that are personally available to you, Capricorn. Now is a good time to correct your undervaluation. Summon the audacity to recognize the potential abundance you have
at your disposal. Then make plans to tap into it with a greater sense of purpose. AQUARIUS (JAN. 20-FEB. 18): The poet John Keats identified a quality he called “negative capability.” He defined it as the power to calmly accept “uncertainties, mysteries, and doubts without any irritable reaching after fact and reason.” I would extend the meaning to include three other things not to be irritably reached for: artificial clarity, premature resolution, and simplistic answers. Now is an excellent time to learn more about this fine art, Aquarius. PISCES (FEB. 19-MARCH 20): Are you ready for a riddle that’s more enjoyable than the kind you’re used to? I’m not sure if you are. You may be too jaded to embrace this unusual gift. You could assume it’s another one of the crazy-making cosmic jokes that have sometimes tormented you in the past. But I hope that doesn’t happen. I hope you’ll welcome the riddle in the liberating spirit in which it’s offered. If you do, you’ll be pleasantly surprised as it teases you in ways you didn’t know you wanted to be teased. You’ll feel a delightful itch or a soothing burn in your secret self, like a funny-bone feeling that titillates your immortal soul. P.S.: To take full advantage of the blessed riddle, you may have to expand your understanding of what’s good for you.
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SCORPIO (OCT. 23-NOV. 21): Most people throw away lemon rinds, walnut shells, and pomegranate skins. But some resourceful types find uses for these apparent wastes. Lemon rind can serve as a deodorizer, cleaner, and skin tonic, as well as a zesty ingredient in recipes. Ground-up walnut shells work well in facial scrubs and pet bedding. When made into a powder, pomegranate peels have a variety of applications for skin care. I suggest you look for metaphorically similar things, Scorpio. You’re typically inclined to dismiss the surfaces and discard the packaging and sacurrent.com • April 12-18, 2017 • CURRENT 57
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