October Chronicle '25

OCTOBER ISSUE

EDITOR’S LETTER

Second issue of the school year, let’s goooooooo! Exciting news: we’ve hired some new people since the September issue – Prince Caro as Cover Designer, and Justin Pandala and Melissa Enache as Writers. I’m super excited to have them on board and see what masterpieces they create!

October is one of my favourite months on campus – the leaves are changing colour, everyone’s settling in and getting into the groove of the school year, and the weather hasn’t taken a turn for the worse yet. My advice to you all is to spend as much time outdoors enjoying the positive degree temperatures as you can. I always regret not taking enough walks, bike rides, or picnics when the first snowfall hits (and it’ll be sooner than you think…).

I’m particularly proud of this issue, as it’s especially long and filled with good stuff. It took me an exruciatingly long time to put together, but hey, at least I can marvel at the fruits of my labour. I really hope you guys like it (and read all of it! Please.).

As always, feel free to reach out to me at emmamowat@burmanu.ca if you ever have any questions, concerns, or contributions.

EMMA MOWAT EDITOR-IN-CHIEF

OCTOBER

PLAYLIST

A couple minutes - olivia dean

Parachutes - coldplay

these arms of mine - otis redding

sweet boy - malcolm todd

weird fishes / arpeggi - radiohead

steeeam - shelly all in my head - computer

all things end - hozier actor - conan gray out of me head - steve lacy on one tonight - gunna

rule the world (feat. ariana grande) - 2 chainz

inner ninja - classified everywhere, everything (with gracie abrams) - noah kahan better me for you - max mcnown

i remember everything (feat. kacey musgraves) - zach bryan

Scan on spotify!

Meet The Writers NEW ADDITIONS!

I am a student at Burman University. My major is. . . My favourite place to study is . One thing I can’t live without is . . My dream vacation spot is . My favourite thing to write about is .

LLatin American Heritage Month

atino and Hispanic Heritage Month is observed from September 15 through October 15 in the United States. This observance was established in the 1980s; in Canada, however, it was only recently recognized. In 2018, October was officially declared as the month to celebrate Latino and Hispanic heritage. As we celebrate, it can be helpful to learn the difference between terms. “Latino” refers to people from Latin America, while “Hispanic” refers to Spanishspeaking heritage. Although the terms are often used together, they are not necessarily interchangeable, but rather represent overlapping but distinct identities.

For myself, this month holds special significance. My mom was born in Cuba, and my dad was born in Argentina. While both Spanishspeaking countries, they certainly have very distinct cultures, foods, and histories. I grew up in a multicultural extended family, as aunts, uncles, and cousins have married people from various Caribbean and Latin countries. As such, one of my favourite things is the diversity of foods we have for Christmas and other family reunions. A particular drink that is traditional to Argentina is called yerba mate, a type of tea which is drunk from a special cup using a metal straw (called a bombilla). When I was younger, I honestly didn’t like it that much, but in recent years have really begun to enjoy it!

I feel strongly about the importance of recognizing both the struggles

and resilience of our families and individuals of all backgrounds who have had to immigrate to another country. To get a broader sense of what this month means across our community, I spoke to two lovely ladies from our very own Burman campus – Lizeth De La Cruz and Kimberly Lange.

Where are you from?

Liz: I am Mexican American (born in the US, parents are both fully Mexican, specifically from the state of Veracruz, shout out)

Kim: I’m from Argentina, Entre Rios [province], far from big cities.

What does Latino/Hispanic Heritage Month mean to you personally?

Liz: It means that my culture and community get a spotlight on the impacts we have in all aspects of life. We also get the opportunity to highlight the struggles and the overall progress that has been made to not only better our communities but also the world around us.

Kim: Latino Heritage Month for me is a nice way to celebrate the different minorities present around us. Even though we all speak Spanish, cultures vary a lot, and it’s always nice to share and get together! Spreading awareness about our differences, even though we always get put in the same category, is important because it is often disregarded.

How do you celebrate your culture?

Liz: I LOVE BLASTING MUSIC! Our culture is loud and unapologetic, and that seeps into our music. Whether it's Bad Bunny or Vicente Fernández, there's always some Latino artist playing. Latin America has such diverse music options, so it really depends on the vibe you're feeling. Crashing out? Brazilian funk. Yearning? Juan Gabriel and any other person who specializes in ballads. Music is such an important part of our culture, and having music for literally any aspect of our mood is so cool.

Kim: The way I celebrate my heritage is by sharing my upbringing and how I express myself. We are known to be quite outgoing, and for the most part, that seems to be accurate. We love food, and I always find myself inviting people to eat my food as it is engraved in my demeanour. Soccer is generally a sport one cannot dislike, so I find myself fitting right in. Argentina has a strong history of activism and immigration, which rooted my interest in international studies.

Thank you so much for sharing your unique perspectives and experiences. To wrap things up, how is Burman campus going to celebrate this month?

Kim: BULAA has our big kickoff event coming up in the first week of October. Latino night is going to be full of fun activities and of course a LOT of delicious food! Be there or miss out!

Women’s History montH

Well, first off, who are you and what is your role on campus?

I am Dean Pretha, and I’m one of the Resident Halls Assistant Deans.

What does Women’s History Month mean to you?

To me, it’s a reminder of what women in various positions and periods of time have done in history to bring us to where we are today. Women’s History Month is a really good reminder for the younger generations to have an

OctOber is WOmen’s HistOry mOntH. tO cOmmemOrate tHis mOntH, let’s Hear frOm a WOman in leadersHip: burman’s very OWn Dean Pretha!

understanding of the barrier-breaking women who advocated for our rights in their various fields.

You are a leader on campus. Describe your leadership style, and is it different from your male counterparts?

I love to have one-on-one connections with people and get to know them face-to-face. I use conversation to make deeper connections with those around me because, through email and text, you don’t get the full picture of a person. The deeper the connection, the better the understanding of the students that I have to help make suggestions to help them grow. Also, having stronger connections with the

students helps me to connect with them when they’re going through emotional turmoil. I see the ladies as my kids. Compared to my male counterparts, I have a more nurturing/mothering type of leadership style. I must mention that mentoring is a big deal for me; giving back to the community I am in is very important.

Who inspired you to become a leader and why?

My former boss, in my previous job before this one. I saw the way she led; it was client care centred, every individual mattered. The clients that we had and worked with had mental health concerns and developmental delays. She treated them with importance and had a way of affirming her staff, she would pour into them, she would mentor, love on them and make them feel special. Everything she did, she did it with the highest pos-

sible countenance. She had an amazing work ethic; she wanted people to know, she was intentional. I was impressed by that, and I wanted to make everyone feel special and let them know who they are.

When you began your career some years ago, did you ever imagine yourself in a leadership position like this? Especially coming back as a Burman Alumni?

Definitely not in the plan, I did not see myself as a leader at all. Not in a million years did I see myself as a leader, but secretly I did think about it. Never thought I had the courage to do so. But God knew different; He had His plan for me. However, when I think about it, my previous job put me in positions of leadership. That job that I held previously prepared me for this one. I never thought I would come back here to Burman, much less as a Dean. I had to look at the name plaque a couple of times on my door, and I still didn’t believe it.

What factors do you think impact a woman’s ability to lead others?

Your past experiences, your RELATIONSHIP WITH GOD, your own self-awareness, how you see yourself, your family dynamics, how you were raised, the influences that were around you, emotional intelligence and the

ability to connect with people.

Have you ever felt imposter syndrome, and if so, how did you navigate your way through it?

Absolutely. I am honestly still working through it. I couldn’t believe that I became a Dean. I love it so much, I can see how God has prepared me for this position. When the syndrome kicks in, I remember that God brought me here; I know for certain that He brought me here. He will equip me to continue in this job. God uses people to do great things for Him. Go to the Bible if you need a reminder, and pray about it. Remember the individuals in the Bible who thought they weren’t enough, but through God, they accomplished great things.

How do you balance career, personal life and passions? Is there such a thing as balance? I don’t do very well with it. I will stay here at the office longer than I should. Balance is rough. I’m working on leaving the office when needed. I am working on having a good balance, because it is important to have one. Doing way better at it now, I am working on music, which is my passion, after feeling more comfortable now, after being a year in my role here.

Staying in the Word of God, listening to faith-building podcasts, ladies’ prayer group, staying connected with my loved ones, having quiet time alone (me time), doing something that’s enjoyable, sitting with the quiet, practising being still, my music or music definitely grounds me and spending time writing/recording that music as well.

Finally, what advice would you give to your 25-year-old self? That I am enough, I am worthy of love. God loves me unconditionally, despite my mistakes, and I would do great things for Him. Life does get better.

What are the ways you stay grounded and take care of yourself?

Interviewed by Renee Hall

1. Go to Kraay Family Farm!

3. Attend Lacombe Farmer’s Market (enjoy it while it’s still around!)

2. Pumpkin picking, then carving.

5. Coffee and stargazing

7. See a drive-in movie

9. Have a cozy photoshoot with friends

11. Costume party!

4. Bake fall-themed cookies with friends!

13 Things Do To This MonT h

Written by Thirsa Ward

12. Make caramel apples (or try some with chocolate or dulce de leche)

6. Have a paint picnic (make or buy some food and paint the scenery, each other, or whatever you want!)

8. Walk through Lacombe’s tree tunnel

10. Bonfire and s’mores (Burman has it’s own fire pit in the woods)

13. Make candles - they have places near Bentley where you can do this!

Interest Club Week

We were really busy this week, it would seem.

Sunday

CABL Club hosted a 5k run around Barnett Lake (INSANITY in this hot weather, couldn’t be me). There was quite the turnout; it would seem that Burman has quite a lot of runners; however, there can only be two winners. Teresa Bruce was our winner for the girls, and Kyle Bacalso was the winner for the guys.

Monday

The Pre-Medicine Club hosted a movie night, and they watched the Disney movie Soul. It was a warm, cute environment with snacks and an adorable movie that tells the tale of a middle school music teacher who goes on a journey to rediscover his passion for Jazz.

Tuesday

Ultimate Disc Association (BUDA) hosted a “capture the frisbee” event on the Aurora field behind the cafeteria. They played about three rounds of it, where teams had to balance attack and defence to score. There were two teams of twelve, who had a great time! The real winners in the end were the friends made along the way. (Kyle B.)

Wednesday

Zumba: Glow Night- Our Zumba instructors showed up and out for their event. They had a glowing, sweat-induced workout. The students of Burman and some members of the community came out to dance and have fun. Even after Service Day, we still had some wonderfully active members who are dedicated to our class (and having fun).

Thursday

Football Association: FIFA and Football Night. This club hosted their event in Lakeview Hall’s Lobby. It was a competitive night full of foosball competitions that included many of our on-campus students and gaming on the lobby projector screen.

Friday

Baking Club: Three teams of two people participated in the first-ever cake bake-off over a two-day event. The teams were only allowed to make use of the ingredients provided to them and were not allowed to use phones. On Thursday evening, they were given 90 minutes to brainstorm and bake their cakes. On Friday afternoon, they were given 60 minutes to decorate and “sell” their cakes. These cakes were tasted by six unbiased judges, and a conclu-

sion on the winner had to be determined. The winning team was TEAM TEAM (Chudier & Sarah), these lovely ladies won aprons that named them the “Best Bakers Ever.”

Saturday

BUSA: Movie Night: BUSA screened the OG High School Musical, which was a lot of fun. An inflatable screen was set up near the sundial, and there was a popcorn and lemonade truck in the parking lot. The weather was perfect for this event to take place, and the atmosphere was lively. Many people sang and danced together, which added to making the night even more special. We even got a special dance from Chaplain Carl and Mel, alongside many students, during “We’re All In This Together.”

This week was full of fun, lively events, and we would like to thank our BUSA team, Campus Clubs and all the faculty/staff members who put up with our shenanigans.

Written by Renee Hall

Thanksgiving Plans

Written by Briana Perrone

We really have so much to be thankful for – I encourage you to make a list and see just how many things you come up with. Speaking of things to appreciate, don’t forget about the upcoming four-day weekend!

Students of Burman were asked what they have planned. Let’s see what they have to say:

“I’m going to plan something to spend quality time with friends by hosting a Friendsgiving, taking a pause to reflect on what I’m grateful for, and enjoying simple moments like a picnic and art activities with the girls.”

- Lidia Cofles

“I’ll be in Washington, D.C. for the Adventist Intercollegiate Association (AIA). I’ll be visiting Washington Adventist University with the BUSA team, helping run the program and chairing some committees as part of my role as Vice President of the AIA. I’ll be there for seven days, and I’m really looking forward to it!”

-Joshua Martin

“For Thanksgiving weekend, I will be going to Banff with my friends on Sunday and working my lovely job at the daycare on Thanksgiving Day!!”

- Shanah Euroba

“I actually haven’t made plans yet, but I’d love to go to Banff with friends and explore!”

- Michelle Luceno

“Staying in Alberta and hopefully going hiking with friends”

- Prince Caro

“Studying for midterms and then going to Washington.”

- Alayna Moore

“I am on the social committee for College Heights Church. Every year, we have this event, ‘Look Who is Coming for Dinner’, for the students who are not able to go home. I think I might be hosting or driving the students to their host family. Also, sometimes, my family plans with other family friends, and we usually invite students from the university for Thanksgiving.”

- Dean Gibson-Creary

“Catch up on my reading list, and eating pumpkin pie too!”

- Aimi Ogawa

“This Thanksgiving, I’m planning to stay here, have a Friendsgiving, and study for my upcoming Organic Chem midterms!!”

- Olivia Kwak

“I plan to hang out with family and friends and catch up on my books!”

- Paw Tha Lah

Whatever your plans may be, I hope this season brings you many things to be grateful for.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Ms. Take Advice with

Well, well, well, dearest darlings, I have seen your responses and will use my extensive knowledge to respond to your quandaries. Some of you have been living the most scandalous lives at this institution, and some of you hold the utmost animosity towards each other. So without further ado, let us commence into the scandal:

Battling Hormones

Dear Ms. Take,

What to do when lust distracts me from my education?

Sincerely, Caipheous Smith

Ms. Take:

Dear Caipheous, I appreciate your candour, fellow student. This would be quite the struggle to deal with. To overcome this predicament, may I suggest a change in mindset? A reframe of negative thoughts, if you will. Identify your triggers and work on ways to eliminate them through mindfulness, meditation, and support from friends and family. Create a strict schedule for yourself that focuses on your studies. If all else fails, may I suggest therapy?

The Most Painful Breakup of All

Dear Ms. Take,

Any tips for a friendship breakup?

Sincerely, Lonely Larry

Ms. Take:

Dear Lonely Larry,

Probably the biggest heartbreak you can experience. I empathize with you. Your best option would be to allow yourself to grieve the loss and sit with your feelings (You now have every reason to practice self-care). Once your feelings have subsided and the shock has worn off, you must engage in new activities and find new hobbies/take up old interests. You must now discover new connections and build fulfilling relationships. Reflect on your lost friendship and use that reflection to gain closure and understand the lessons learned.

Situationship Sighting

Dear Ms. Take,

How to deal with seeing your failed situationship everywhere on campus?

Sincerely, Freaky Frank

Ms. Take:

Dear Freaky Frank,

Oh dear. Well, first off, accept that you are going to see them everywhere. This is going to be your period of clarity and not a reflection of your worth as a person. Rely on your friends for support and motivation to process the experience. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEM.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race

Dear Ms. Take, What’s the best way to take a relationship slow on campus?

Sincerely, Earl

Ms. Take:

Dear Earl, Ah, young love. I remember the days of the chase, the adrenaline rush of something new (Rabbit behaviour). Set clear boundaries, which include discussing honestly and clearly communicating about the pace that you guys are going at. Encourage the concept of individualism. Having hobbies and a social life outside of the relationship is the healthiest boundary to keep. A reminder: You are not married, you are young, you are figuring out how to live your own life, you are building a career, learn about yourself first before merging with someone else.

Pining for Violence

Dear Ms. Take, There’s this guy I really want to beat up in front of a lot of people; he’s the type of guy who’d switch up on his

day ones in a heartbeat. His name rhymes with “trust-in”, and his last name is something akin to a large asian animal. What would be the best arena on campus for this?

Warm regards, Jon Jones

(Two-Time Light Heavyweight and Heavyweight UFC Champion)

Ms. Take:

Dear Jon Jones, No comment.

Rats Writing Emails

Dear Ms. Take,

My brain is plagued by multiple voices telling me that the Burman email is run by highly advanced rats. What should I do?

Sincerely, me, myself, and hi

Ms. Take:

Dear me, myself, and hi, In actual fact, it’s run by the souls of Burman’s past students.

Interpreting Feelings

Dear Ms. Take, I just did the deed with my boyfriend and did not like it, is this a sign of God saying I shouldnt do it ? And should I tell him?

Sincerely, Rabbit

NOTE: Due to the sensitive nature of this topic, Ms. Take decided to outsource advice for this individual.

Elise Kruithof (Director of Student Success and Mental Health, Sakala Success Centre):

First, when a committed couple begins experiencing physical intimacy for the first time, there are many factors that come into play. Just as in any area of life, growth takes time, communication, and patience. A respectful and consensual encounter can be thought of like learning a dance—both partners bring their own role, and it often takes practice to move together in harmony. This

is not something couples are expected to “get right” immediately, but something that develops with time, trust, and care. It’s not like the movies ...

Second, it is not unusual—especially for women—to feel that their very first experience does not meet their expectations. This has more to do with biology and the newness of the experience than with displeasure from God. It’s important that she does not interpret a difficult or disappointing first experience as a punishment from God. In addition, for someone raised with the belief that sex before marriage is sinful, feelings of guilt or shame may influence the experience and even block feelings of closeness or pleasure. The spiritual and emotional weight we carry into intimacy can deeply affect how we experience it.

Third, if both partners are new to intimacy, neither may yet understand how to care for the other’s needs physically or emotionally. Just like any meaningful partnership, intimacy requires time, learning, and selflessness. Within a faith perspective, this can be seen as part of the journey of growing together in mutual love, respect, and service to one another.

Lastly, if her relationship with her boyfriend is grounded in respect, trust, and honesty, it is appropriate for her to have an open conversation with him regarding this experience. Relationships (including those rooted in a belief in God) grow stronger when there is open communication expressing care about the needs and hopes for each other and the future of their relationship.

Just my thoughts on the matter, good luck.

I encourage any response to refrain from judgment and stigmatizing the choice this young couple makes.

Cheers, E

Carl Cunningham, Associate Chaplain: Let me first acknowledge and affirm that you are taking the time to acknowledge the emotions and questions which are resting on your heart- this is healthy

and will help you make mindful decisions about how you move forward in this relationship.

Within the context of our religious persuasion at Burman, I want to present to you that God prescribes to us an ideal for sexual intimacy- committed relationship (marriage), but he does not condemn us for actions which don’t align with His will. Instead, he invites us into renewed relationship with Him and recommitment to His prescribed way. Is this what you desire? Is this also your partner’s desire? Please accept my encouragement too that transparent and honest conversation helps create healthy relationships, and reduces feelings of resentment and guilt that can accumulate with avoidance.

As you may know, consensually sharing your bodies is a big step which can come with other responsibilities- it’s always important to ask yourself- Am I ready for the potential responsibilities which could come with this decision?

Much for you to contemplate and I pray for you, wisdom as you move forward. Please also note that the Chaplains and Counsellors are here should you need someone to confide in and further spiritual support.

Best Regards, Chap C

Check your Burman email for the google form to anonymously submit your request for advice from Ms. Take!

What is your name?

Heyyy, my name is Keira Paglia. Yes, like “PAH-lyah,” not “Pa-gleeahh.” I’ve heard it all.

What is your major?

I’m majoring in nursing, which means basically sleepless nights, lots of caffeine, and breakdowns, but hey, I’ll have a job in 3.5 years.

Why did you choose Burman?

Definitely the friends I’ve made. They make campus way more fun, and I’m really

Student Spotlight Keira paglia

Meet Keira! She’s a newly minted freshman; “fresh meat”, as some 4th year Religious Studies majors would call her. She’s a caffeine-fuelled Nursing major soon to be shipped off to Kettering College in Ohio.

I chose Burman because the nursing program is only 3.5 years, and then I get to transfer to Kettering, which is closer to home and my mom’s cooking.

If you see her around campus, make sure to say ‘hi!’.

What is your favourite part of Burman so far?

gonna miss our Wednesday “The Summer I Turned Pretty” watch parties. Who is your favourite professor? Adalikwu-Obisike for sure—she somehow makes sociology inter-

esting at 9 a.m., when my brain is still half asleep and I’m questioning all my life choices. Somehow, she keeps me paying attention and even laughing, which feels like a miracle before 10 a.m.

What’s your go-to comfort food during late-night study sessions?

Vector cereal with almond milk, it just hits different during late-night

study sessions.

If the cafeteria served you one meal forever, what would you want it to be?

If the cafeteria served me one meal forever, it would be a rice casserole with WELL WASHED RICE, none of that dry nonsense.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve encountered on campus so far?

Let’s just say… *******. I’ll leave that up for interpretation.

What’s your favourite show?

I’m obsessed with The O.C. Summer Roberts is literally iconic like, her whole vibe is summer, sass, and great hair. Basically, everything I aspire to be while I’m buried in textbooks.

sleep and pretending you’re fine.

What cartoon character best represents how you feel about school right now?

Probably Dory from Finding Nemo. I feel like I’m just swimming through assignments, forgetting deadlines, and hoping I’ll magically remember everything at the last second. Also, she’s kind of adorable while doing it, so maybe that’s me, too.

What’s the most questionable cafeteria food you’ve seen so far?

The mashed potatoes and bangers. Like…what even is a banger? If you had to challenge one of your professors to a duel, which one and why?

I’m not gonna name anyone because I know I wouldn’t stand a chance in a duel against any of them.

Would you rather have free textbooks for life or free coffee for life? Why?

Coffee. 100%. Textbooks are expensive, sure, but nothing hits like a good Starbucks latte when you’re running on two hours of

Which celebrity would you want as your roommate?

Sabrina Carpenter! She’s fun, loves pink, and has amazing vibes. I’ve been an OG Sabrina fan, so living with her would be a dream. I feel like our room would be full of laughs, good energy, and probably way too much singing, but in the best way possible.

Do you have anything you want to say to all of Burman?

Some of y’all stink. No offence. Just a friendly PSA: deodorant is $4.99 at Walmart.

Interviewed by Thirsa Ward

CHECKING IN WITH

BRONWYN!

Bronwyn is a 3rd-year Burman student currently doing a semester abroad in France with Adventist Colleges Abroad (ACA)!

CAMPUS/DORMS

I k now ya’ll be wanting to know what the dorm rooms and caf food situation is like, let's be for real

TRAVEL EXPERIENCE

Written by Bronwyn Christison

Monday, Sept. 15th

As I w rite, I am watching our wheels touch down on the Geneva runway. My brother/sister in Christ, you hav e no idea how happy I am to see this airport. After a ma ssive truck bumping into our vehicle (a borrowed van from a friend) and giving us a flat and a damaged rim 10 m inutes out from O’Hare, two missed flights, and running fo r forty minutes across the Frankfurt airport like a crazy w oman, we have finally arrived. Praise God!

These are the cliffs that John Weidner escaped over to escape capture by the Nazis. Being an Adventist underground leader, his story is told in “Flee the Captor”.

PICTURE #2

SETTLING IN

Thursday, Sept. 18,

We completed our placement tests, and I am A1 like I expected lol. We have core classes selected based on test results, and then we choose our electives such as cuisine, arts and monuments, choir, or climbing :)

Meet my roomie, Jasmin! she lives in Texas and goes to Southwestern

CAMPUS

CAFETERIA

very limited food choices and no ‘togo’ options but a homey, cosy feel [pic 2 is my lunch for the day]

DORMS

East-facing dorm rooms in La Clairière: this is mine :)

the campus is small, comparable to BU in size, but wherever you walk, it's either up or down! this is so one can burn off those calories from all the cheese and bread ;) a lil capture as i explore the neighbourhood off-campus during dusk [referring to picture of alleyway]

Thanks for stopping by :) Je vous aimes tous, Bronwyn

SUPER SLAY SARUK!

What is Saruk?

The Saruk Centre for Leadership Development offers a three-year program that helps university students build leadership skills through mentorship, workshops, retreats, and community service. The program is designed to develop confidence, communication, and goal-setting abilities while encouraging students to make a positive impact in their communities. Students gain real-world experience through professional development, volunteer projects, and even humanitarian travel. By combining academic learning with hands-on opportunities, the program prepares young people to become well-rounded leaders ready to contribute both locally and globally.

September 2025 Session

The first session of this school year happened September 18-21, with 30 participants attending. The weekend, which was themed “The Essentials of Teamwork,” talked about how to be a team leader, develop your own leadership skills, understand your personality and how that relates to your strengths and weaknesses in a group, and even about mental health. The students also had the opportunity to go to the Red Deer Soup Kitchen where they not only helped with serving food, but had different booths such as hair cutting (thank you Nathan and Andrew–everyone loved them!), clothing (from the bins set around campus, look out for them as we’ll be doing another one in January), singing, and more! The weekend, filled with captivating speakers and events, led to a very well-rounded experience that included service, learning, and connections. If you’re interested in joining, we invite you to apply for our September 2026 program. We hope to see you there!

Written by Thirsa Ward

Midterm study guide the ultimate

Written by Briana Perrone

The semester is certainly flying by! While some of you have already finished your midterms, others still have some coming up. Whether you are preparing for exams or just keeping up with your studies, here are some practical tips to help you get the work done:

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Hide your phone

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Even if it is for 10 minutes at a time, give yourself a break from the brainrot! Your mind will thank you once your intellectual faculties have returned.

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Get outside

Make a list

Personally, I forget things very easily if they are not written down. Create a to-do list with specific assignments or tasks you need to have completed. I like to keep mine hanging above my desk!

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Form study groups

Reach out to that person/people in class, even if you’re a little scared to! You’ll be held accountable to study, learn from others, and potentially make new friends.

Prep yourself

This weather won’t last forever! While it can be tempting to stay inside all day, we all know how this can negatively impact our mood. There are many beautiful nature trails around campus – take advantage of them!

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Before the time of the actual exam, make sure to hydrate and eat a nutritious snack; your brain needs to be fueled to function at its best! Take a few deep breaths and review any quick notes before the test begins.

All that being said, focus on what works for YOU. Resources such as the Writing Centre or Sakala Success Centre are also available if you require any support; they are always there if you need to reach out.

Remember, you got this!!!

HOW TO BECOME POPULAR AT BURMAN!

Written by Justin Pandala

So you’re wondering how to gain some popularity, huh? Maybe you’re a freshman coming from some obscure place and looking to make a name for yourself at the big BU, or perhaps you’re an upperclassman hoping to climb the ranks to upgrade from your subpar social life at Burman in the previous years. You could be a shark looking for a girlfriend who’s been heaving the ball from half-court and not even hitting rim. If any of these sound like you or you stand somewhere in between, look no further; here’s the top 5 ways to gain popularity at Burman.

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GO TO SOCIAL EVENTS EAT AT THE CAF

Yes, this may be obvious, but it amazes me how many people I know who don’t go to events at Burman but want to make friends. You are NOT cool for skipping out on events. Don’t think you’re above having a good time and chatting with people just because you think the BUSA event seems a little corny, BUDDY YOU’RE ENROLLED HERE. So suck it up, and just come out to all the events that you can; it’s a hot spot for people looking to make connections.

3. STUDY GROUPS

I am SICK and TIRED of students always studying alone and never studying with their peers. Yes, I understand we all need some time to be on our 1s and grind it out solo bolo mode, but it never hurts to have a full squad and study with others from time to time. If you’re good at a subject and you can help others out, don’t hesitate! Tutors are hot and popular. Create a group chat with students from your class and arrange a time to get at it.

4. OWN A CAR

Okay, fine, this one might be a little harder than the others, but I promise you it’s a one-way ticket to popular town. At Burman, to live a successful life, everyone knows you either need a car or need to have a friend with a car. People are gonna be throwing themselves at your feet once they know you wield a set of keys. Though the downside may be that others just use you for your car and nothing else, but it’s okay; just turn a blind eye and pretend that they like you for who you are. Yes, it’s not free to get a car, but popularity was never meant for the poor. BONUS TIP: Once someone is in your car, you basically have autonomy over them! You can take them wherever you want, and they’re just gonna have to come with you!

Yes, I’m aware the food is [REDACTED], but honestly, you get used to it. Just go to the sandwich bar for lunch if you don’t like the main, and if you don’t like supper, well, I guess it’s time to pray. Try sitting down at tables with others and joining in conversation. Don’t be that person who carries all their food to their room to eat it alone; you’re not gonna become known if you do that. BONUS TIP: If you’re on the meal plan and know someone who wants food but isn’t on the meal plan, pay for their food! THEY WILL BE FORCED TO SIT WITH YOU OUT OF GUILT. JUST MAKE SURE TO LOOK LONELY SO THEY FEEL BAD.

5.

CLUBS

Sign up for literally every club you can. If you spam that, you’re bound to bump up a few rungs on the popularity ladder. Most clubs are always looking for newcomers and execs, so if you can tap into a few of those, people have no choice but to know who you are.

Tropical Handshake

Written by Teresa Bruce

Pizza was served, and for all you pineapple-on-pizza-lovers, there was even pizza just for you! Students could also treat themselves to delicious jello and refreshing popsicles. But if that wasn’t enough, students had the chance to partake in the watermelon-eating contest. As a participant myself, I think the contest was rigged since we had to consume the watermelon without using our hands.

On Saturday, September 13, BUSA’s Tropical Island Handshake event welcomed students to make new connections, enjoy a night of great music, and have the chance to win prizes. The first 100 people at the event walked away with a fun colour-changing cup. Upon checking in at the balloon arch, guests were greeted by warm smiles, lively music, and bustling activity. The tropical island theme was vibrant, and some were dressed to impress in beautiful leis and glistening hula skirts.

Nonetheless, it was an exciting experience, and the crowd got really involved and invested in the competition. There was also the chance for students to take their shot at limbo and test their flexibility compared to others. Last but not least, a great Zumba session was held, and the crowd was taken by storm (you had to be there to understand). To the despair of the students but relief of the local neighbours, the event came to a close around 11:15 pm. It was a lively start to the year, and we are all excited to see what BUSA has in store for the rest of the school year.

summer JOb series CARE AID

Hiiiii!! My name is Dania, and I am a 4th-year Biology student here at Burman. I am from BC (the best province) and I love to swim, talk about my dog, and spend time with my super awesome friendzzz.

Where did you work this summer? What did your job entail?

I worked back home in BC at a group home for individuals with various neurological disorders and diseases. I had a care aide role, so I assisted with personal care, mealtime assistance, outings in the community, giving medications, and guiding rec activities. It was kind of a jackof-all-trades type of job, so I got to learn a lot. The staff was very supportive and helped me develop the skills I needed to provide great care :)

What did a day in your life look like?

In my role, I worked both day and night shifts, depending on availability, and every shift was 8 hours long. For the day shifts, I would clock in at 7 am, wake the residents up, provide morning personal care and oral hygiene, then give fluids with their medications and get them dressed for the day. Most of the residents were women, so it was fun to see how they would customize their outfits for the day. Some residents attended a day program at a nearby church, so I would ride in the transportation van and hook their wheelchairs up, drop them off, then come back to help with lunch. Sometimes we took the rest of the residents to the beach, and sometimes we stayed home and played crafts and games. If I had a late evening shift, the remainder of the day would be spent relaxing, getting residents bathed, fed, and ready for bed. Night shifts are more relaxed and mostly consist of filling out paperwork and logs, cleaning, and re-

What was the best part of your job?

The best part of my job was the relationships I was able to foster with the residents. Many of them were well into their 70s and 80s, and most of the staff were older than me in their 40s, so I was on the younger side. I found that the residents particularly enjoyed being cared for with a sense of humour. I was able to be as quirky and silly as I wanted, and I found that even the most cranky residents were more likely to take their medications if they were cared for in this way.

One time, I memorized an entire conversation in German off Google Translate because I knew one of the residents spoke German, and he was genuinely so flabbergasted for the rest of the day, he stopped speaking to me. I don’t know if it was from shock or because he might secretly be swearing in German when we wake him up in the morning (he is NOT a morning person), but he now calls me spatzi (German for little sparrow).

What was the worst part?

The inevitable part of working with an elderly population is seeing the struggles of the aging process. Many residents no longer have or have very little living relatives and experience loneliness while dealing with their neurological illnesses. Some of them come from homes or previous facilities where they were treated poorly, and must cope with psychological traumas due to those living conditions. Something I was not anticipating was the fact that, in many cases, when we grow old, we return back to a child-like version of ourselves. Many residents are afraid of the dark or of falling, and seek a hand to hold or someone to tuck them in at night. We as providers are given the opportunity to be that hand

to hold and to act in gentleness to relieve some of these fears.

What was the application process like?

I applied on Indeed! I don’t really recommend using this platform though, because the previous summer I had like 30 applications with zero replies YAY :D

Would you recommend this job to other students?

A MILLION TIMES OVER!!!! This job has exposed me to the nitty-gritty corners of healthcare that I did not get while doing volunteer work. It affords you the skills, but also shocks you into the reality of working with a patient population and what it takes to be committed to providing GOOD care. You are tasked with genuinely caring for a life, and it is a precious responsibility. ALSO, you get to eat any of the in-house meals and snacks and get free trips with the residents if they go out, which is an awesome bonus.

What qualities are necessary for this job?

This job is big on PATIENCE. Elderly people, and on top of that, elderly people with neurological issues, do every single task, movement, and job SLOWLY. They walk slowly, they speak slowly, they suck fluid through a straw slowly. If you get rage-baited walking behind slow people on the Burman sidewalk to the gym, this job ain’t for you, brother. It’s for a real man.

Would you do this job again?

Absolutely! And I am actually on track to work there again after the year ends. I am excited to cause more trouble and mischief with the residents and get back to my little group of grandparents :)

Dating at Burman

Written by Teresa Bruce

Now what do we have here? Before you continue reading, please select which category you fall into:

A curious and painfully naive freshman a) b) c) d) A seasoned and perhaps desperate senior An indifferent observer None of the above

Now, before we dive into the nuances of dating, I must get something off my chest. Please, if you fall into category A, do not jump to being with someone from category B (and vice versa). With that said, we are all adults on our own individual journey, so I simply wish you all the discernment and fortitude as you trek on.

a): Hello, curious and painfully naive freshman. I hope you have experienced a warm welcome to Burman, and I hope you have started to form a home away from home. With that said, have you noticed that anyone is perhaps being extra warm and welcoming? Not that it is a telltale sign of interest (since Burman is filled with so many awesome and loving people), but it may be something worth noting. Whatever situation you find yourself in, please do not feel pressured to jump into anything you are not fully ready for. So just because all the boys in your cabin at CUE Quest said that you and that girl would be cute together, that doesn’t mean you have to hunt her down. Also, just because someone expresses interest does not mean you are under any obligation to play along. This is your university experience, please live it the way you want to with the people you want to!

b): Hello, fellow upperclassmen. I promise I don’t think we’re that desperate. But I can promise that you may get some strange looks if you start to make a move on a freshman. Now, what if a freshman starts to make a move on you? Well, that’s a whole different story, and I wish you all the best.

c): Hello, indifferent observer, please continue to utilize your keen eye as you scope out the brewing connections on campus. However, if you happen to see something genuinely insane, please do your due diligence and speak up.

d): Hello, you enigma. I apologize for attempting to fit you inside a box. I hope you can enjoy the rest of the read!

Now that we’ve got the initial greetings out of the way, let’s take a deeper look at this. I am no expert, but I have been at Burman long enough to witness both heartwarming and devastating moments unfold upon the hiltop. I will humbly share some key learning points that I hope you will consider as you navigate relationships during your time here.

1. You don’t need to date if you don’t want to. The world won’t come to an end if you don’t find your forever soulmate at Burman. If you don’t find someone you’re interested in, please don’t force yourself to settle. If you don’t feel the pull to get to know people in that way, it’s all ok!

2. On the flip side, yes, it is also very normal to want to date. The question is who? Is that person here at Burman, or have you already looked up and down, and that partner is nowhere to be found? For better or for worse, Burman is very small, and there simply may not be someone for you here. Don’t necessarily shut the door, but don’t feel like it is the end-all be-all.

3. I know it goes without saying, but everyone, please ensure that the person you are pursuing is receptive to it. What do I mean by this? For starters, make sure they aren’t currently in a relationship. If you barge on ahead, just be prepared for things to get messy.

4. Secondly, make sure that you aren’t being creepy about it. Read between the lines, and perhaps practice your lines.

5. Don’t let rejection get you down. Obviously, respect a decline, but don’t let that dampen your confidence or self-worth. Just because Conrad doesn’t find you awesome doesn’t mean his brother Jeremiah won’t (please don’t pull a sibling stunt). Know your worth and know when to move along.

6. Beware of the Burman grapevine. Keep your circle small and keep your personal information private. News spreads quickly at Burman, so be really intentional about how you handle situations and treat people.

7. On that note, value your reputation. I’m not saying you ought to be a saint, but once again, be intentional with how you conduct yourself. If news gets around that you were terrible to that girl or unbearable to that guy, it may make potential partners more skeptical.

8. Don’t just believe the rumours, take the time to get to know people. But also, if you’re hearing a bunch of terrible testimonies about how this guy was manipulative and narcissistic and all-around intolerable, it may be worth further reflection.

9. To all the long-distance couples out there, I promise I have not forgotten you. What you have is beautiful, and I hope you can continue to stay strong and be intentional and keep counting down the days until you are reunited :)

10. This list could go on forever, but ultimately, none of this matters. You know yourself best, and you may or may not know exactly what you are looking for in a partner. Being at Burman does not mean you will automatically find your spouse, and the person you are with right now may not be the person who walks down the aisle. I simply wish you all the best as you navigate this beautiful, complex/exciting/frustrating/amazing/terrible/ awesome part of life.

Fall Fashion

Written by Martin Santomin

Hey y'all, the leaves are swaying, the breeze is getting cooler, the sun is fading, people are starting to order pumpkin spice-flavoured things, so we gotta shift our clothes into a little pumpkin spice munchkin. Something I find shocking is that we have somehow taken the concept of cropped baggy into every season. Like, in the winter it’s baggy balloon jeans, but then in the summer all we do is take a couple of inches off them pants, and boom, you've got baggy jorts. It’s like reincarnation, and if you're below the age of 20, you're cursed to this aesthetic. I'm going to try my best to veer away from the concept of cropped baggy and try to get a new perspective on things. By new perspective, I mean finding a different microtrend a little early, so it seems fresh, but I’m almost 100% sure I will be making fun of this trend in the future. That’s just kind of the way things go nowadays. Something will become trendy, we all praise the people who are more chronically online and wear the trend earlier, then make fun of it when it becomes the meta. Anyway, enough of my psychotic rambling, and let me force my opinion on what you should be wearing this fall to make your wardrobe a little better and make you a little less insecure.

Men

Straight Leg Jeans

SHOCKER right? Like I'm telling you to wear jeans, maybe next time I'll tell you to wear Tshirts. But, like we’ve been so invested in baggy jeans that I think a straight leg or, if you're a little taller, bootcut with some added pizazz will make you a little more different and be a man amongst boys.

Sussy Stussy

STÜSSY

Basic STÜSSY Skullcap in Black, $50

Levi 501s are probably the best bang for your buck; they're simple, and they last long.

Levi’s 501 Original Fit Jeans in On my Radio - Medium Wash, $99.95

I have this Arc'teryx one and it’s cool.

Arc'teryx Satoro Merino Toque in Olive Moss/Euphoria, $60

Skull Caps

I literally saw this one on an Instagram reels ad, and it's simple and

These Uniqlo ones are cool, but make sure you get the JW Anderson collab ones because the colours they have are good.

Uniqlo Straight Jeans in 65 Blue, $59.90

I know people have been wearing them, and it’s super big right now; however, I like them, and I think they are a good alternative to regular beanies, especially if you lean more towards the youthful side of life, if that makes sense.

If you don’t care about money, then get these Our Legacy ones, but I know none of you gooners will get it because we’re all broke college students, but I’m putting this on here so you can reference it and maybe find something similar.

Our Legacy Third Cut Digital Denim Print, 430 EUR

Bold Pattern Shoes

I think that having a bold pattern on a shoe really makes you seem like you're not boring, especially when the rest of your wardrobe is

These vans are cool

VANS

Old Skool Shoe in Leopard Brown / Black, $105

Knitted Sweaters

It’s cozy. Fall is cozy. Let’s get snuggled in and cover our hands with our sleeves, and put it to our mouths.

Here is the Peggy seater from Aritzia. It's trendy, and Aritzia has a generated trendproducing machine, so if you wear what they have, you’ll look decent at whatever time you are in.

Aritzia

Peggy Sweater in Whisper White, $128

Now, if you want to be extra special and splurge a little, and if money is nothing and you want to be different, then these Wales Bonner sambas are good. I think sambas have gotten to the point in their trend cycle where we make fun of them, but these cheetah print alternatives are a big enough difference that makes them refreshing.

Adidas Wales Bonner x Samba Pony ‘Leopard’ Sneaker Elegance Unfading Sneaker, $210.99 USD

Honestly, checkered vans are back.

VANS

Classic Slip-On Checkerboard Shoe in Black / Off White, $75

Women

Okay, ladies, let’s get in a fall mood. Let’s retire those ballet flats, those sambas, and that POP of red, okay? Let's fall into a pumpkin spice vibe.

Motorcycle Boots

Honestly, there are some nice brown boots from Call It Spring that look good, but like I feel like most of them will make you look like a middle-aged mom who has a rambunctious kid with a mullet.

Here's a cheaper alternative to the Aritzia one

Garage Bubble Sleeve Sweater in Snow White, $54.95

This one is cheap

Boots aren't cheap, idk what to tell ya.

Steve Madden

Astor Black Leather in Black Leather, $250

On the cheaper side, I guess

Urban Outfitters

UO Moto Harness Boot in Black Distressed, $154

Box Knit Cardigan

These are dope, especially if you wear those ugly thin glasses that make you look like a businesswoman. Do you know what I’m talking about? Whatever. Box. Knit. Cardigan.

Uniqlo Merino Crew Neck Cardigan in 05 Gray, $59.90

I couldn’t find any cheaper options, but like I feel like you want a good knitted sweater and not one from Shein or Amazon that will melt off your body after five wears.

Now again, if money didn’t matter, then get this Miu Miu one, but I’m putting it on here not because I expect you to buy it, but because you can use this as the gold standard and try to find something similar.

Miu Miu Cashmere knit cardigan in Slate gray, $???

This one is goated Aritzia Golightly Cardigan in Light Birch, $118

Campus Jobs

Written by Teresa Bruce

Are you loaded? Are you currently sitting on an endless supply of cash? Are you looking to make some extra money to help fund all your grand adventures or pay off your student loans? If so, have you considered working a campus job? If you are one of the lucky few who have a campus job, congratulations! If you are still looking, we know it can be a mad rush, and you may not know where to look. We got you covered! Scan the QR code below to access the student employment contact list!

Let’s ask the employed people about their jobs!

Job & Name

R.A. - Andrew

Tutor - Alayna

Newspaper EditorEmma

LVH Front Desk - Justin

Best Part of Job Worst Part of Job

Favourite is seeing how the guys on my floor are doing Least favourite is taking out the lobby trash

Pro: I’m making money. Tutoring is fun except I don't know what I’m doing half the time

Opportunities to go to conferences

Being able to study while working and spying on my friends on the cameras

Security - Seth

Library Assistant - Mel

Well, my favourite part of being Batman and being the hero of Burman is...“He’s the hero Burman deserves, but not the one it needs right now… a silent guardian, a watchful protector… a Dark Knight.” aka I'm Batman!

I’ve really enjoyed working as a library assistant; it’s helped me learn many office skills.

Con: I’m not making a lot of money

Very time-consuming and distracts me from studying

Working the 12-4 pm shift and having three calls and 21 packages at the same time, all while a freshman insists that it's ok for their family of 7 to go see their room

My least favourite part is the late hours

The only downside is it’s pretty hands-on, and doesn’t allow much time for homework.

Student FinanceElena

Lifeguard - Maddy

NotetakerAnonymous

TA - Anonymous

The best part of my job is chatting with both new and returning students and learning their names and faces when they come in for their ID photos at the start of the year. It’s incredibly satisfying to make them smile and have some fun while they are getting their IDs!

You get to interact with some really sweet members of the community, especially when they are regulars and you see them every shift. You learn their names and they learn yours.

One aspect I don’t particularly like about the job is dealing with individuals who become overly stressed and harsh when they’re in a rush. However, I suppose this experience helps me improve my customer service skills, which will be beneficial since I’m a business major.

You can overwork yourself easily if you continually accept to pick up people's shifts. You need to sometimes say no, and it can be difficult to find coverage for your shift if you need to.

Forces me to be involved in class, and I end up studying much more. It is great since I get paid to do the work I do anyway like getting paid to be a good student. That’s such a hack. I can’t be lazy in class, and I need to be at every class. So, no off days since someone depends on me.

Scaring my professor in his office and sometimes dancing upon entry. Also getting to cosplay an elementary teacher and writing “AMAZING WORK!! ” when students get a good test grade.

Gym Front DeskAaron I get to people-watch

Grounds - Anonymous

Custodial - Kofi

Student Dean - Teresa

Pros: the environment is amazing, and coworkers are really lovely.

One pro of working as a janitor is that I get to see every place in Burman.

It has been the most rewarding role during my time at Burman. I love love love luring people into my office with candies and making new connections. I am grateful to play a part in helping the dorms feel more like a home, and yes, if you lock yourself out of your dorm, I got you :)

Students sending me shocking voice memos and emails about things I have no idea about. At that point, just ask chat or something, bro pls im begging you

Sometimes I feel like I’m trapped in a cage

Cons: very labour-intensive and never sure of what job you are doing that day.

I don't get to blast SZA in every building I clean.

You never know what will happen when you’re on call. In a twisted way, it’s kind of like a game to see just how much can happen in a 24-hour period.

To all those still looking for a job, get your resume ready and reach out to the departments you are interested in. Although the positions may be filled for the rest of the current semester/year, it can never hurt to reach out and follow up! Wishing you all the riches and success!

Loma Linda Ladies!

Let’s check in with two alumni currently studying at Loma Linda University in California!

Introduce yourselves for those who don’t know you!

Taehee: Hi, I’m Taehee! I graduated last April with a Biology degree, and I started my first year of dental school at Loma Linda University along with Dana. As much as I enjoyed my time at Burman, I’m already having lots of fun here, excited for this new chapter of my life:)

Dana: Hello! My name is Dana Rey, and I graduated last year with a Bachelor’s in Science. I currently go to school at Loma Linda University School of Dentistry because I really love looking at teeth all day!

What was the process of applying and getting accepted to Loma Linda University like?

Taehee: I remember being stressed the whole time writing my app, study-

ing for the DAT, and doing the interview. Last summer studying for the DAT was the darkest time of my life, but in the end it was all worth it! I remember sitting in the airport and getting a call from Cali out of nowhere, and I got to surprise my parents with the acceptance letter when they came to pick me up. SUCH a humbling experience overall.

Dana: It was super scary, super awesome! No, actually, it wasn’t awesome. SO MUCH STRESS applying, shadowing, studying for the DAT, and the interviewwww. Waiting to hear back from the school was so anxiety-inducing, and I really didn’t think I’d get in. The day I got a call back was one of the best days of my life. The relief I felt was UNMATCHED. The journey was hard, but it’s so doable, just a little scary :P

What made you decide to go to Loma Linda? What are you taking?

Taehee: I LOVE Jesus, and I loved being surrounded by a faithful community in Burman, so I wanted to offer myself a similar environment after undergrad. Also, the dentistry program here is amazing, so there was no reason for me to hesitate to apply! After my first year of uni, I decided to do dentistry, so I’m studying teeth every day now and already have back pain.

Dana: The main reason was that it was an SDA school, and I was really hoping

to get that same experience and community I got at Burman. I also heard good things about Loma Linda’s dentistry program, so I was like, “Why not?” So now, here I am, a month in, learning about teeth every day, with quizzes every day and exams every week, and generational debt. I just love it here!

How has your experience been so far? What’s it like in California?

Taehee: People make fun of you for saying washroom and sowry, don’t hold doors for you, and NEVER let you merge on the road. But it’s so beautiful here, with a completely different scenery than Alberta, and I love having both the ocean and the mountains so close by! I was scared of Americans at first (sorry Liz), but people are nice, especially my classmates - our class is really social and so much motion.

Dana: It is TEWWWWW HOT out here. I get almost no opportunity to wear hoodies because of the heat, and I HATE IT. Aside from the weather, the views are INSANE. Every morning I wake up to mountains and come home to some beauuuutiful sunsets. I still have more of California to explore, but so far, it’s been a really good experience here. SO MUCH MOTION what’s happening to me I love it here.

How would you describe the culture on Loma Linda’s campus?

Taehee: Um is there culture here Dana

Dana: um idk taehee, but they chill here i guess.

What are the dorms and cafeteria like? How are classes going? What are the typical class sizes?

Taehee: I love waking up and falling asleep with Dana, going to class in the morning with Dana, and sprinting back to the dorm DEFEATED after exams with Dana. I really wish I could cook for myself like I used to in Riverton, but at least the caf is SO MUCH BETTER than Burman and there are lots of take out options around campus. Classes are pretty intense and chill at the same time(?) because the profs like to mess with you - they make us study for hours just to give everyone 100%?? Thank you ig?? For some classes, our whole first-year class takes together (106), and some classes are broken into different pods.

Dana: I live with this silly person named Taehee, and she’s pretty kool I guess (I think she’s obsessed with me or something…). Our dorm room is a little smaller than the ones at Lakeview. We don’t have a kitchen, and there is no ensuite bathroom for us (dang it). But the caf food is pretty good, I can’t lie (Burman step up). I just love going to school at 8 am every day to learn

about biochemistry and the morphology of teeth! We have 2-3 hour classes every day with evil profs who like to play with your feelings. We have 106 students in our class (53 guys and 53 girls), but we get split up into different pods for labs or clinicals.

How is Loma different from Burman?

Taehee: I get almost run over by cars every single day! On campus! And it’s weird not knowing people on campus, seeing people outside at 7 am, and my brother telling me not to go on night walks bc he almost got kidnapped multiple times???? Lacombe is my safe place.

Dana: Whatever Taehee said. America is scary.

Are you homesick at all? Do you miss Canada?

Taehee: Yes, every single day, I miss Mom’s food

Dana: No, I love my life here and I want to stay here forever and ever and never come back! (I miss my family, my room, my friends in Toronto, my friends at Burman, the cold weather, Tim Hortons, and McDonald’s poutine)

Based on your experience so far, would you recommend Loma Linda to other students? Why or why not?

Taehee: Yes comeeee, boba is so yum here

Dana: No don’t come here, you’ll regret all your life choices (just kidding…)

Do you miss Burman :D?

Taehee: I’m actually surprised at how much I miss Burman, mostly the people, professors and especially CAYA!! Call me weirdo, but I miss choir and Ubuntu so much.

Dana: Yessssssss I miss CAYA and Afterglow so much it’s actually surprising. Loma’s Friday night worships are good, but they just don’t hit the same dang it ://

Do you have anything you want to say to your friends back at Burman who are missing you?

Taehee: I didn’t block you I just got a new number

Dana: i’m having so much fun without you guys (to my slushy twin, no one here knows who slushy noobz are and i just end up making myself look weird dang it)

WISE

“Abide” Pastor Eddie Hypolite

Made To Move 5k

Written by Martin Santomin

On September 13, the CABL club hosted the Made to Move 5k, and to say the least, it was exhausting!! But hey, no pain, no gain! We ran around Elizabeth Lake in the blasting heat; however, for I’d say a quarter of the run was in the trees with cool shade and running with the pack was motivating. Person ally, Stacy Hunter was chasing behind me like a hungry lion, which made me want to push myself. The hardest part of the race, I would say, and many would agree, was this one uphill part before the Burman sign and WOW, that almost made me want to throw up. However, I saw this 60-year-old man absolutely

SMASH it with no hesitation, and I knew I couldn’t give up. After the race, we were rewarded with mango, banana, haskap, and many more refreshing smoothies. They were so good that I think I consumed about four of them oopsies. First-place prizes went to Kyle Bacalso for the men’s division and Teresa Bruce for the women’s division, for which they received amazing Owala water bottles. 2nd and 3rd place prizes were coupons to the Burman merch store here on campus. I would say that the Made to Move 5k was an absolute blast, and I would encourage everyone and anyone to come out next year!

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See you next month!