The Knight Times / March 2026 Issue 8

THE KNIGHT TIMES

On the morning of March 21, the top 24 computer science students at EHS were invited to participate in EHS’s annual computer science contest. These students have earned their spot based on their achievement and participation in academic challenges such as computer science competitions, Quiz Bowl, and other activities.

The competition consisted of a 45-minute test on coding and general computer science knowledge, such as ASCII representation, code interpretation, and binary conversions. Students also took part in a two-hour, 18-problem programming packet, in which they solved difficult logic and math based coding problems. Schools in the area were invited to compete in this contest either from their home schools or at EHS.

Public schools used this competition as practice ahead of their University Interscholastic League (UIL) district meets, which occurred March 27-28. For Episcopal students, this competition was a great opportunity to prepare for the UIL SPC invitational championships, which will take place at the end of April.

The top 6 highest scoring students in each UIL event at each participating high school will be awarded for their exemplary performance. UIL event topics span all academic subjects from current events and computer science to literary criticism. The SPC UIL academic team championships are another opportunity for students to showcase their academic skills and demonstrate the academic prowess of Episcopal.

In the 2024-2025 school year, EHS emerged as one of the top ranked UIL schools in the state, and there is no doubt it will be able to achieve this once again. EHS students have already proven themselves with their accomplishments at quiz bowl and coding competitions, where Episcopal has been a fierce competitor.

Houston Art Exhibit features Frida Khalo

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The Radish is Here

Long-awaited Radish makes its return

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The Senior Retreat fosters community among the Class of 2026

“The Senior Retreat at Camp Allen was a transformative experience for the Class of 2026, allowing students and advisors to connect outside the classroom. Shared activities and meaningful discussions helped foster a strong sense of community and belonging among peers. It was a memorable experience to create lasting relationships and futures together.”

more about Senior Retreat on Page 2

Potential Knights celebrate acceptance to EHS

ANYA PANT Co-Editor-in-Chief

March is always an exciting time to be an Episcopal Knight. On the Friday before Spring Break, the Knight Ambassadors gather and call every eighth grader who has been accepted to EHS for the next school year, giving them an early taste of the supportive community that thrives on campus. Once those phone calls go out, Episcopal begins a plethora of events to make the new Knights acquainted with the school and feel included in the campus culture. The very first of these admitted student events is the annual Knight Celebration.

The Knight Celebration happened on March 18 from 6:30-8:30 pm. The night started in the Underwood Theatre with a speech from the Head of School. Then, the new Knights and their families headed into the Underwood Student Center where they were ushered around by Knight Ambassadors and greeted with a spread of food and drink.

In addition, the Arts Pillar and Athletics Pillar set up tables in the CGCA and Alkek Gym respectively and had current students who participate in the pillars available to talk to the new Knights. This gives the admitted students a chance to see the variety of activities that EHS offers and start deciding what arts they want to take or sports they want to join.

One of the goals of the celebration is to ensure that every new student quickly feels

a sense of belonging. Starting at a new school can be intimidating, but the Knight Celebration allows students to meet classmates, connect with mentors, and learn about the many opportunities available at Episcopal - from athletics and arts to clubs and service organizations.

The event also highlights the importance

of leadership within the Episcopal community. Student leaders play a major role in organizing and running the celebration, demonstrating the welcoming and collaborative spirit that defines the school. By helping introduce new students to campus life, these leaders pass along the traditions that make Episcopal unique.

Slice of π

ELIZABETH BRANTLEY Guest Writer

Hi, EHS Community! My name is Elizabeth Brantley, and I am the secretary of the Math Club. March has been one of the most exciting months for the math community at EHS! We celebrated Pi Day and the International Day of Math with a school-wide event on March 23 during both lunches. We had math games and a fundraiser with sweet and savory treats, and most importantly, lots of pies. We are super thankful for Dr. P and the Math Club volunteers for organizing this remarkable community event where math is made fun and accessible to all.

Additionally, Dr. P’s Linear Algebra and Differential Equations Post AP students, along with other juniors and seniors, participated in the M3 Math Modeling competition – a consecutive 14-hour competition where teams of five create a mathematical representation of a realworld scenario and use their mathematical model to make a prediction or provide

insight. In this process, students discover their potential through problem-solving and data science. We are still waiting on the results, but we are super proud of all who competed in such an extensive and challenging math competition. This is a super cool experience for anyone who wants to go into a STEM, in particular, an engineering field, so make sure to keep it on your radar if this interests you for next year!

Lastly, we got to honor and induct our wonderful new members of Mu Alpha Theta. Bravo for an awesome accomplishment, and we are overjoyed to have formally recognized these new members into the Math Honor Society. March truly exemplified what math at EHS is all about – community, competition, and fun! There is still time to compete in the Steven H. Strogatz Prize for Math Communication and to share your love of math with the world. The deadline to submit is April 23. We will have officer elections at our next meeting on April 21. See you all next month!

Class of 2026 reminisces during Camp Allen senior gathering

SIMONA KARNANI Co-Editor in Chief

The Senior Class traveled to Camp Allen on March 2 for Senior Retreat to reflect on their past four years together before they walk the stage. The day’s events were centered around the theme “Past, Present, Future” to highlight the memories they made, lessons they are learning, and their goals for their future endeavors as they approach college.

Senior Retreat preparations began months prior when advisories were tasked with picking their shirt colors and team names. Some names included “Hype Sipe,” “Hicko Mode,” and “A’bove and Beyond.”

Mrs. Courtney Lindloff oversaw the whole event and ensured the day went smoothly. The day began at 7:30 a.m. in Scurlock Gym where advisories gathered to receive their shirts and enjoy breakfast tacos. Then, advisories boarded buses and traveled to Camp Allen to begin their activities. First, everyone gathered in the cafeteria to hear Mr. Kwok, one of the senior advisors, speak about the class. Seniors began their rotations which were designed to develop team-building and foster reflection. The rotations included a challenge course, low ropes course, and team building games. After the seniors completed their rotations, they ate lunch together before hearing from three student

Episcopal Art Car returns to the 2026 Houston Art Car Parade

KARIANA CARLSON Managing Editor

After a year-long break, EHS’s Art Car is making a return to the Houston Art Car Parade. The vehicle, a 1968 Chevy S10 pickup truck, has been owned by the school for three years after the Dads Club funded its purchase.

When the truck first arrived on campus, the main priority was getting it running and moving. Members of the Horsepower Club worked to rebuild and replace the engine, ensuring the vehicle could function properly before it was transformed artistically. That year, the truck made its debut in the 2024 Art Car Parade with a castle-inspired theme, marking the school’s first entry with the vehicle. Last year, however, the truck was not entered in the parade due to a variety of circumstances, and the project remained on pause. This year, the Art Car has been revived as part of the Arts Pillar Program and is being led by junior Grant Evans.

Evans, accompanied by fellow student Will Geisler, made it a priority to bring the Art Car back to life and return it to the parade. This year’s theme, titled Knight and Day, plays on the contrast between daytime and nighttime. The passenger side of the truck featured a bright daytime design with blue skies and clouds, while the driver’s side represents the night with stars and darker tones. The hood will bring the two themes together with a sunand-moon design as well.

Students interested in contributing to the project are encouraged to reach out to Mr. Revaz or Evans to help finish the truck.

Student clubs encourage and boost community involvement

BENTLEY BEICH Staff Writer

At EHS, many clubs give students the chance to explore their interests while giving back to the community. Three clubs have done an excellent job of this this school year - Baking Club, Mahjong Club, and American Red Cross Club.

speakers. Abby Horn, Zach Farmer and Richard Agyeman-Yeboah spoke as part of the senior speaker program. Horn spoke about the past; Farmer spoke about the present, and Agyeman-Yeboah spoke about the future.

After hearing from their classmates, they rotated between playground time and herpetology. Students got to hold and wear different reptiles and amphibians and learn about the animals as well as a reptile rescue center.

Seniors also heard from Reverand Gilliland, who spoke about how having an open, helpful mindset when interacting with everyone is important going forward in college. Then, they boarded the bus and got a goody bag with snacks for the ride home. Their time at Camp Allen marks one of the last times the whole class will be together before they walk the stage in May.

The Baking Club, led by co-presidents Peyton Stewart and Bentley Beich, brings students together through a shared love of baking. During meetings, members enjoy homemade treats while discussing ways they can use their hobby to help others. Earlier this year, the club hosted a bake sale just before Lent, which raised hundreds of dollars, and all proceeds going to the Houston Food Bank. Their sale included delicious treats like cake pops, cookies, cupcakes, and many more. The club plans to hold one more bake sale later in the school year to continue supporting the community.

Another great example of how hobbies

and service can come together is the Mahjong Club, led by Molly Jones. The club focuses on teaching students how to play the traditional tile-based game and wind down from the stress of school, while also connecting with the local community. Members recently visited senior citizens in West University to play mahjong together, giving students the chance to spend time with others while earning service hours. During their regular meetings, students practice the game and help teach new players the rules.

The Red Cross Club, led by President Andrew Fertitta, focuses on health awareness and service. Last semester, the club organized a CPR certification event for students interested in learning lifesaving skills. Looking ahead, the club is planning a school blood drive on April 1, giving students another opportunity to make a meaningful impact.

Through clubs like these, EHS students are turning their interests into opportunities to learn, serve, and connect with the wider community.

Dads Club academic showcase features student presentations

HIMALI WICKRAMASINGHE Staff Writer

The EHS Dads Club is a dedicated group of EHS fathers who work tirelessly to serve our school in a variety of ways. According to Dads Club President Mr. Will Stacy, the Dads Club’s mission is to promote school involvement. The Dads Club works toward fulfilling this mission through participation in community building activities, such as hosting an annual golf tournament and running concessions during school functions, which are ways to fund special needs for departments that aren’t on the normal school budget. Most importantly, the club gathers five times a year at breakfast meetings that highlight the four pillars of EHS — arts, athletics, academics and religion.

On February 26, 2026, the dads gathered in the Alumni Center for the annual Dad’s Club Academics breakfast - a breakfast that showcased all the departments within the Academics Pillar. This

event invited students from each department to share three-to-four-minute speeches about their experiences in their classes, which allowed the dads to gain a better understanding of what their child is learning, while giving students the chance to show off their favorite subjects. Students talked about a variety of things such as projects they worked on, units they found intriguing, and things challenging about the course.

This annual meeting is not only a great opportunity to bring the EHS community together but also serves as an opportunity for teachers to receive feedback. Hearing what students really enjoy and what they find to be challenging gives teachers an idea of what they should continue and what they need to spend more time on in the future. Later this year, the Dads Club will meet again for their annual arts breakfasts, where students will put on mini performances, showcase projects and give small speeches about their experience in each department, so stay tuned.

Parks Gregg reels in a pro career on the water Admission guides future Knights

DARIA MASSEY and MIMI WRIGHT Production Editor and Opinions Editor

Most people pick up a hobby and stick with it for a few years. Junior Parks Gregg picked up a fishing rod in sixth grade and turned it into a professional career before he got his driver’s license.

Gregg has been outdoors his whole life. He started hunting at age six, took up fishing in sixth grade, and has been fly fishing the Texas coast ever since. Now a junior, he has been competing professionally for four years and currently represents Bajio Sunglasses and Templefork Outfitters on the tournament circuit.

“It all comes down to dedication and skill,” Parks said. “I don’t believe in luck.”

That mindset has taken him far. At his most recent tournament, the Black Fly

Fair, Gregg placed in the top 15. Over the years, he has also represented brands including Sabine’s Skiff Company, Hooked Fishing Gear, Kracken Tackle, Bayou City Angler, and Nectr Energy. One of his most memorable catches came off the coast of Louisiana, where he reeled in a 10-foot swordfish.

Beyond competition, Parks is committed to protecting the waters he fishes. He is a member of the Galveston Bay Foundation and was selected for the inaugural cohort of Teens for the Bay, a student-ambassador program that trains young people to advocate for the health of Galveston Bay. His drive extends beyond the water as well. At Camp La Junta, Gregg earned the Rough Rider Award, which recognizes the top eight horsemen in the camp.

For Gregg, success in any pursuit comes back to the same principle: put in the work and the results will follow.

New classes arrive next year

PAN Features Editor

Course registration for the upcoming academic year will include several new classes, updated requirements, and more opportunities across multiple departments. Students should carefully review these changes before selecting their courses. In the Mathematics and Computational Sciences Department, a new yearlong Robotics course will be available to all students interested in technology and engineering. The course will generally focus on building and programming while applying principles from math, coding, and engineering design. Additionally, students who wish to move into Algebra II Honors from on-level Geometry will now be required to complete a proficiency test as part of the appeal process. The Science Department is also introducing new options. Nutrition Science will be offered as a one-semester elective for juniors and seniors. In addition, the department will now offer three semester-long science electives: Astronomy, Forensic Science, and Nutrition Science. Conceptual Physics will be available only through department recommendation. Furthermore, unlike previous years,

SIMONA KARNANI Co-Editor-in-Chief

Behind every acceptance letter and campus tour is a dedicated team working to shape the future of our school community. The Admission office serves as the front door for prospective students and families, supporting them through an important time of their educational journeys. Mrs. Carol Wasden and Mrs. Casey Lonnecker are part of the behind-the-scenes group that plays a vital role in building each incoming class.

When asked about what a day in their life looks like, they agreed that it varies on the time of year and covers a little bit of everything. The fall application season consists of events to show prospective families all the sides of EHS. The winter focuses on interviewing and reviewing applicants. Spring is for celebrating the incoming Knights. Mrs. Lonnecker notes that “no matter the season, each day I look forward to Chapel and lunch!”

Mrs. Wasden found her passion for admissions because she wanted to ease the

pressure families feel during this time. She said she “wanted to be a friendly face to students and parents who are considering us.” Mrs. Lonnecker taught and worked for admissions at a different school before coming to Episcopal. She loves that her job enables her to follow a student’s journey at EHS from interviewing them to walking the stage four years later.

Mrs. Lonnecker also highlighted Episcopal’s current students and the Knight Ambassadors. Other Admission office personnel had similar favorite parts: they get to show prospective parents all the highlights of EHS. Mrs. Wasden said, “It’s so fun to see families get excited about everything EHS has to offer.”

Finally, they offered some words of advice to prospective students nervous about applying, which is normal. Mrs. Wasden encourages all students to ask questions to ensure the school is the right place for you. Take advantage of the athletic and arts events that are open for prospective students. She said, “Seeing a school truly in action is the best way to get a feel for what it is really like.”

Engineers offer advice to students

ANYA KALE Staff Writer

Organized by EHS alum Ivonna Lloyd in 2024, the Future Innovators panel took place again in the new Sarofim Hall this past month. The panel featured engineers from a variety of fields as they spoke on their work experiences and gave advice to aspiring engineers.

The panelists were Sarah Oldenberg, Devonie Nelson, and Moises Gavarette. Oldenberg was able to give an environmental perspective on the engineering field, as she works with Williams, a clean energy company. She works specifically with pipeline engineering and offered advice on schoolwork and building good study habits early.

Nelson works as a cybersecurity engineer for Modern Health, where she frequently advises employees in company security policies. Nelson gave advice on the importance of networking in professional spaces and in your daily life.

Gavarette is a hardware developer at IBM, and he gave advice on taking advan-

tage of the resources available to you. He suggested taking advantage of office hours and tutorial time and not being afraid to ask for help.

Students asked questions about how much networking the panelists did to acquire their positions, how the panelists grades affected their study habits, and how to prevent dejection from academic setbacks. Panelists discussed their schedule and how their positions shape their daily lives and expressed the flexibility in their schedules that they had.

The panelists offered guidance by working with groups and leading teams. Oldenberg discussed how project management was a large part of environmental engineering jobs, as her field is largely innovation based. She recommended learning to convey your ideas in a detailed way, so that all group members could remain on the same page.

Overall, the panel was a great way for aspiring engineers to learn more about what their future could look like and for students to explore a field they may not have considered.

students currently enrolled in an Honors science class who receive a B-or lower must appeal and pass a proficiency test to continue into the next Honors course in the sequence.

Several changes are also taking place in the History and Social Sciences Department. AP Psychology will now be available to both juniors and seniors. Rising tenth graders who are interested in taking AP World History will be required to complete an entrance exam before enrolling.

In the Arts Department, students who have already completed the four-semester arts graduation requirement may take additional arts electives on a pass/fail basis. This adjustment will make it easier for students to explore their interests as well as to make sure that interested students’ GPA will not be affected by classes they are taking for fun. Furthermore, new Performing Arts opportunities include Advanced Guitar, which, in the upcoming school year, will require an audition, and Band or String Orchestra, which may be taken for one semester in the fall with approval.

Students are encouraged to explore and discuss these options with their college counselors as they plan their schedules for the upcoming year.

LIZ BURKE

Social Media Coordinator

Located in Midtown Houston, Brennan’s of Houston is one of the city’s most iconic restaurants, known for its Texas Creole cuisine and warm, welcoming atmosphere.

Opened in 1967 as a sister restaurant to New Orleans’ Commander’s Palace, Brennan’s brings classic Creole flavors to Houston using fresh, high-quality ingredients in every dish.

During my visit, the food lived up to its reputation. The lamb chops were perfectly cooked, tender, and full of flavor, while the crab cakes were packed with fresh crab and lightly crisp on the outside yet soft and flavorful inside. The real high-

light was the famous original Bananas Foster, prepared right at the table. Watching the chef pour rum over the bananas and ignite a brief flame is a bit thrilling, and the warm, caramelized bananas paired with ice cream make for a rich, comforting dessert.

And if that isn’t enough, the front checkin area has some of the most delicious pralines you can imagine. They’re incredibly rich and sweet, and I may or may not have taken a few extra home.

With attentive staff, a cozy atmosphere, and food that is both comforting and exciting, Brennan’s creates an experience that lingers long after the meal. From start to finish, it’s easy to see why this restaurant has remained a must-visit in Houston for decades.

MIMI WRIGHT

Opinions Editor

The Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo wrapped up its 2026 season with another year of Texas tradition, bringing together rodeo competition, agriculture, and live entertainment for millions of visitors. Established in 1931, the event has grown into one of the largest and most influential rodeos in the world. The 2026 Houston Rodeo did not disappoint, drawing crowds from across Texas and beyond for its famous carnival, massive livestock show, and exciting music performances.

Visitors experienced the full range of rodeo action inside NRG Stadium, where professional cowboys and cowgirls competed in events such as bull riding, barrel racing, saddle bronc riding, steer wrestling, and team roping. Fan favorites like Mutton Bustin’ featured young riders trying to stay on running sheep, while the calf scramble awarded students scholar-

ships to raise livestock for the next year’s show. The Rodeo Houston Super Series competition format builds through several rounds before the final championship showdown.

Beyond the arena, the rodeo continues to honor its agricultural roots. Since 1932, the livestock show has promoted the breeding and marketing of livestock across the Texas Gulf Coast and has grown into the world’s largest livestock exhibition. Thousands of students from organizations such as 4-H and FFA participate in judging contests, auctions, and exhibitions that reward months of hard work raising animals.

With major performances from artists like Cody Johnson, Chris Stapleton, Parker McCollum, and Megan Moroney, the 2026 Rodeo once again proved why it remains one of Houston’s most beloved traditions, celebrating Texas culture, music, and community all in one place.

ANYA PANT Co-Editor-In-Chief

March marked the beginning of what I (in my extremely gender-biased opinion) consider to be one of the most influential heritage months. Women’s History Month is celebrated from March 1-31 and shines light on the immense challenges women have overcome and the contributions they give to society and the world as a whole.

The story of Women’s History Month starts in 1978 in Santa Rosa. The Education Task Force of the Sonoma County (California) Commission on the Status of Women planned and executed a “Women’s History Week” celebration. The organizers selected the week of March 8 to correspond with International Women’s Day. The movement spread across the country as other communities initiated their own Women’s History Week celebrations the following year.

In 1980, a consort of women’s groups and historians—led by the National Women’s History Project (now the National Women’ History Alliance)—successfully lobbied for national recognition.

In February 1980, President Jimmy Carter

issued the first Presidential Proclamation declaring the Week of March 8, 1980, as National Women’s History Week.

In the years to follow, subsequent Presidents continued to proclaim a National Women’s History Week in March until 1987 when Congress passed a law designating March as “Women’s History Month.” Between 1988 and 1994, Congress passed additional resolutions requesting and authorizing the President to proclaim March of each year as Women’s History Month. Since 1995, each president has issued an annual proclamation designating the month of March as “Women’s History Month.”

Like Black History Month, Women’s History Month always follows a theme, this year’s being “Leading the Change: Women Shaping a Sustainable Future.” Some important women to highlight who follow this theme are Katharine Heyhoe (leading climate scientist who is focused on atmosphere and climate change); Christiana Figueres (Costa Rican diplomat who has led national, international, and multilateral climate policy negociations); and Inna Braverman (CEO of Eco Wave Power), a company that works on sourcing clean energy from oceans.

Welcome back to Book Nook! Today, I present you with a somewhat relatable, coming-of-age novel.

Something In Between, by American author, Melissa De La Cruz, is the story of a young Filipino American girl, named Jasmine De Los Santos, who has always strived to be the best and make her parents proud. However, when a national scholarship award provides Jasmine with the opportunity of a lifetime, her world is immediately turned upside down when she discovers that she and her family are undocumented US citizens and must avoid the threat of deportation.

Jasmine’s situation gets more complicated when she meets and falls in love with Royce Blakely, the son of a US congressman, who strongly opposes the passing of an immigration reform bill

that could save Jasmine and her family. Normally, coming-of-age novels don’t really incorporate forbidden love because forbidden love is its own central conflict, and coming-of-age novels generally want to focus on making the main character’s journey the focal point of the story. Yes, Jasmine and Royce’s relationship may not be the novel’s primary focus, but it’s still a unique element that really thickens the plot of this story.

Another element that makes this novel special is that it is a little bit relatable. Jasmine has always had these expectations to be the best at whatever she does, which is something that a lot of teens, especially nowadays, can relate to. With its relatability, dynamic characters, and compelling storyline, this book is definitely worth checking out.

ALL THINGZ fashion

DARIA MASSEY Production Editor

As a longtime admirer of Carolyn Bessette-Kennedy, wife of John F. Kennedy Jr., I have been keeping up with Hulu’s new TV show Love Story. The viral series has certainly sparked a revival of 90’s minimalism fashion, and I am totally here for it.

For my fifteenth birthday, my mother gifted me Mrs. Kennedy’s biography, Once Upon a Time: The Captivating Life of Carolyn Bessete-Kennedy, and I have drawn inspiration from her style ever since. Her quiet luxury and understated elegance are qualities I admire, and I am excited to see them celebrated more widely today.

Mrs. Kennedy’s close relationship with fashion began during her time in public relations at Calvin Klein, where she worked before marrying Kennedy Jr. Working at Calvin Klein definitely

helped shape her aesthetic, as the brand is known for its simple yet elegant clothing and neutral color pallet: a hallmark for her style.

Often seen in neutral colors such as black, white, beige, and navy, Mrs. Kennedy cultivated a war-drobe that was both timeless and understated. A few of her signature looks included white button- up shirts, black turtlenecks, kitten heels, and, of course, her most iconic accessories - her tortoiseshell headbands and her black oval sunglasses. Even her wedding dress exemplified this refined simplicity.

Designed by Narciso Rodriguez, the 1996 bias-cut silk crepe slip dress has easily earned the title of one of the most iconic bridal looks of the twentieth century. The gown is celebrated for its simplicity and sleek, minimalist silhouette.

In a world full of evolving trends, Mrs. Kennedy’s legacy reminds us that true style is effortless and unmistakably personal.

Amazing coffee shops discovered

ANYA PANT Staff Writer

Hey, everybody, I’m back with another coffee shop review. If you missed my review last month, I consider myself somewhat of a coffee connoisseur. However, I get stuck in ruts when I stopp trying new things and stick to what I find safe and comfortable. I write these reviews to force myself to leave my comfort zone. This month I branched out and tried two new coffee shops in Houston. I went to The Cottage Grocery and Fresso.

I’m going to start off strong with The Cottage Grocery. I got the heavily hypedup Nutella latte and also a teddy graham latte that was cinnamon, honey, and vanilla flavored. For me, the Nutella latte was a solid 7/10. I think part of the reason I didn’t rate it higher is that everybody told me it was their favorite coffee in Houston, so when I tried it, I was mildly underwhelmed. On the other hand, the teddy graham latte was a definite 10/10. The flavorings all tasted natural without that artificial sweetener taste, and the cof-

fee itself didn’t have that burnt undertone that appears in certain lattes in the city. I also loved the interior; it almost made me feel like I was in the Hamptons for a moment instead of on my off-campus lunch break. Overall, I would give it a 9/10 and will definitely be going back for that teddy graham latte.

Second, I tried Fresso. It’s tucked away in a strip mall in Sugarland, but for me, it was well worth the drive. From here I ordered both their matcha and coffee Ein spanner lattes. The matcha latte was 9.5/10. Even though the cafe is very busy, they hand whisk every matcha and make their syrups in house, making every latte delicious. Since I love sweet drinks, I also loved their house-made whipped topping that perfectly complemented both my matcha and coffee. The coffee was a 7/10. I liked it enough but nothing about it stood out to me like crazy. If you are looking for a cafe to sit down and study, this is definitely not the place. It was so full in there I barely had space to stand and wait for my drinks. Overall, I give it a 7.5 out of 10. Definitely going back for the matcha, but there’s better coffee out there.

EHS teachers explore different cultures

JULIA LEVAN Staff Writer

Episcopal High School offers a unique opportunity for its faculty and staff through the Teacher Summer Study Grant Program, which funds enriching personal and professional experiences during the summer months.

Since 2016, 17 current EHS faculty members have benefited from the program, traveling to destinations across the globe, including Africa, Asia, and Eastern Europe. The grants can be used toward self-designed adventures, continuing education courses, or organized tours through external organizations.

To be eligible, faculty and staff must have completed at least three consecutive years of full-time service and plan to return to EHS the following school year. Applicants submit a proposal outlining their goals, planned activities, estimated costs, and the potential benefits to themselves, their students, and their colleagues. Proposals are reviewed by the Pillar Heads, Associate Head of School

for Academics and Student Life before being forwarded to the Head of School for final approval. Faculty interested in applying should submit a proposal to Dean of Faculty Mrs. Nguyet Pham.

Mrs. Katie Samson, who traveled to Costa Rica in 2024, shared, “The biodiversity in Costa Rica was unlike anything I’ve ever experienced. Without the EHS study grant program, I likely would have never visited the incredible ecological sites such as Tortuguero National Park, Arenal Volcano, and the cloud forests.”

Mr. Dan Murphy, who visited Japan in 2025, reflected, “The EHS study grant allowed me to go to Japan, where I traveled to Tokyo and Kyoto. I was able to observe a dual-language high school in Japan that has both IB and Japanese accreditation. I also had the opportunity to visit a massive tutoring center and learn about how the Japanese math curriculum is structured differently from America’s. It was an incredible trip, and I am so grateful to all the people in Japan who helped me out and to the EHS community which made the trip possible in the first place.”

Fridamania exhibit comes to Houston

BEICH Staff Writer

If you’re looking to step up your weekend and take advantage of what downtown Houston has to offer, The Museum of Fine Arts is currently hosting a major exhibition titled Frida: The Making of an Icon, on display until May 17. This well-curated exhibit blends art, fashion, culture, and identity in an immersive way.

Unlike a traditional art retrospective, this exhibit focuses on the growth of Frida Kahlo and how her style became so beloved. Curated by Mari Carmen Ramírez, the exhibition explores the many layers of Kahlo’s identity and how her art, personal story, and unique image have influenced generations of artists and fans.

Visitors can see 30 original works by Kahlo, along with over 100 pieces from artists across all generations, inspired by her legacy. The collection spans multiple generations and artistic movements, showing how Kahlo’s influence continues to shape modern art and culture.

Art is not the only thing available in this exhibit; personal artifacts such as photographs, clothing, jewelry, and archival materials help tell the story of Kahlo’s life. One particularly eye-catching section explores “Fridamania,” displaying hundreds of everyday objects that highlight

Kahlo’s image from an artist to an icon. The exhibition also shows how Kahlo became more than just an artist. Today, her image appears everywhere, from fashion and pop culture to social media, making her one of the most recognizable artists in the world. Her bold self-portraits and personal storytelling helped redefine how artists express identity and emotion.

THE RADISH THE RADISH

Parking garage embarks on expansion

(ENR) Bellaire’s Episcopal High School is starting another new construction project, the addition of new levels to the parking garage. On March 18, Director of Facilities Mr. Robert Buckelew announced the two-year plan to remodel and expand the existing facility, promising to provide parking spaces for all faculty, staff, and student drivers.

“This has been long overdue, and we are trying to put in enough parking for everyone, including daily guests and special event attendees,” said Mr. Buckelew. “The number of students and staff has already outgrown the garage. The plan calls for expanding to five floors, which would significantly increase capacity. Committees are already addressing the additional traffic and confusion the new build will create, so alternate entrance and exit locations are being considered.”

Mr. Buckelew emphasized that the construction comes with a painful caveat, though: all drivers will need to use the shuttle lot.

“I know it will be a pain, but growth always involves sacrifice. I guarantee it will be worth it.”

Students will still need to be on time, and the school has had to increase parking costs to help fund the extra shuttle buses.

Despite the temporary disruption, the school administration is confident that the project will make daily parking easier and safer once completed.

Students and staff are encouraged to plan ahead, allow extra time in the mornings, and be patient during the construction period. Once finished, the upgraded facility should reduce congestion and make life a little smoother for everyone on campus.

Movie crew plans campus takeover

(Screen Rant) Students may want to keep an eye on campus this summer…it might not just be summer school taking place. According to several sources familiar with local planning, EHS has been selected as the filming location for the next production of Disney’s High School Musical, with filming expected to begin as early as July 1.

Location scouts reportedly visited campus over Christmas Break this school year, taking photos of the courtyard, gyms, and USC. Producers were said to be interested in the school’s “modern high school atmosphere,” especially with the new addition of the Crain-Galloway Center for the Arts. Large production trailers and equipment trucks are rumored to roll in shortly after graduation ceremonies conclude.

While official casting announcements have not

yet been released, insiders suggest that students will have the opportunity to be background extras in the musical.

Filming during the summer would allow the crew to transform hallways and classrooms without disrupting regular classes. Though, some athletic practices and summer programs may need to relocate for the first few weeks.

School administrators have remained cautious but optimistic. In a brief statement, one staff member shared that the opportunity would “highlight our campus on a national stage” while making sure the students stay safe and minimalize disruption. If everything goes as planned, cameras could begin rolling in July. If you notice unfamiliar faces with headsets, don’t be surprised. EHS is soon to get its Hollywood moment.

No pass, no play adopted by SPC

(ISAS) Starting this semester, student-athletes at Episcopal High School will be held to a higher academic standard.

Under the new policy, all students participating in athletics must maintain a minimum grade of 75% in every academic course, a step above the Houston Independent School District’s baseline requirement of 70%. The policy reflects the school’s commitment to its college preparatory mission, ensuring that students competing on the field are equally prepared for success in the classroom and in higher education.

“We hold our students to a higher standard in everything they do,” said a school administrator.

“Athletics are no exception. We want our student-athletes to be just as competitive academically as they are on the field.”

Any athlete falling below a 75% will be deemed

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Ancient artifacts found under Benitez amid renovations

(SciNews) Students hoping to see the renovations on the Benitez Chapel completed before their graduation were dealt sad news this week when it was announced that due to unforeseen circumstances, the reopening date of the Chapel has been pushed back. The cause of this delay, as stated by school administrators earlier this week, was the discovery of dinosaur fossils beneath the chapel.

News of the discovery broke earlier this month, and staff were informed of the finding and delay in construction during an emergency staff meeting. Over the weekend, a construction worker attempting to drill through concrete accidentally hit what he thought was a rock underground. Upon digging it up, it was apparent that it was no rock but instead the bones of a giant, prehistoric creature.

“I had no idea what I was looking at,” said the worker. “It looked like something out of Jurassic Park.”

Upon hearing of the discovery, administrators immediately halted further renovations and began contacting organizations for more insight on the finding. While the Houston Museum of Natural Science passed on the opportunity, citing their disbelief that any real dinosaur fossils could be found in Houston,

EHS and Oslo to exchange this fall

(ISEP) Episcopal has recently partnered with the Fjordheim-Solheim Institute (FSI), located in the capital of Norway, Oslo! FSI is a prestigious Scandinavian boarding school with a rigorous program focused on academics and global citizenship. This new school program collaboration will begin with the 2026-2027 school year, incorporating all grades.

Through an agreement between both schools, four EHS students from each grade will be selected to study abroad for one school year. FSI will be sending an equal number of students to EHS, as well. FSI students will be able to experience U.S. and Texas cultures by participating in classroom, athletic, and extracurricular activities. EHS students will explore the beauty, history, and language of Norway during the first-hand experience.

FSI students transferring to EHS will be required to have work-experience outside of school. A newly formed advisory committee will help provide students with jobs ranging from customer service to delivery. They will be required to work at least 10 hours a week. FSI will provide the same arrangement for Episcopal students who will be employed under the guidance of special advisors for similar work experiences.

All students will be required to gain a working knowledge of the native language of their host country during summer courses prior to the exchange.

Students interested in this opportunity are encouraged to contact their advisors about the EHSFSI exchange program, a friendly experience, full of community, academics, and cultural discovery.

Faculty member combs over career change

(Allure) Citing a long-simmering frustration with supply-and-demand curves that never once involved a decent conditioner, Episcopal High School economics teacher Alan Bradshaw announced Thursday that he will be leaving the classroom at the end of the school year to pursue a career as a hairdresser.

Bradshaw, who has spent the past decade explaining marginal utility to increasingly skeptical juniors, reportedly came to the decision after realizing that the only “cuts” he truly cared about were the ones done with professional scissors.

“For years I’ve been telling students about the invisible hand of the market,” Bradshaw said while carefully trimming a friend’s split ends during what he described as a ‘purely theoretical demonstration.’ “But I’ve recently discovered the visible hand of a well-balanced layered cut, and frankly it’s a lot more satisfying.”

Students say they first suspected something was amiss when Bradshaw began using hairstyles as examples in nearly every lecture. One recent class reportedly featured a 40-minute explanation of inflation using a hypothetical barbershop where the price of a basic trim rose “purely due to an unexpected shortage of mousse.”

“At first we thought he was just trying to make economics relatable,” said senior Andrew Fertitta. “But then he replaced our midterm exam review

session with a demonstration on how to do a proper fade and said, ‘This is the only kind of tapering the public actually understands.’”

Faculty members confirmed Bradshaw submitted his resignation along with a spreadsheet outlining what he called the “microeconomic advantages of

precision styling and a loyal shampoo clientele.”

“Alan has always been passionate about markets,” said Department Chair Bethany Hood. “We just didn’t realize the market he cared most about was the one for volumizing products.”At press time, Bradshaw was reportedly informing his AP Economics class that while the Federal Reserve can influence interest rates, “no central authority can truly regulate the confidence boost of a perfectly executed blowout.”

Band forms in Saturday detention

ineligible and prohibited from competing until their grade is brought back up. Teachers will be available to help students regain eligibility. Students’ reactions across campus have been mixed, with some feeling the pressure of the new academic standard while others view it as an opportunity to push themselves academically.

“It makes sense to me; we’re at a college prep school, so grades have to come first,” said a senior football player.

Many see the policy as a reflection of the school’s broader expectations for its students. Coaches and faculty alike have expressed support for the measure, emphasizing that the habits built in the classroomdiscipline, focus, and accountability - are the same qualities that make a great athlete. Students struggling academically are encouraged to reach out to their advisors before grades become an issue.

the Smithsonian Institution immediately came to campus. According to the Smithsonian’s reports, the found fossils are worth millions and could be as old as 85 million years. After further investigation, Smithsonian paleontologists concluded that the fossils found do not belong to any known dinosaur species, marking the discovery of a new, soon to be named, dinosaur.

While the Smithsonian continues their work on campus, students and staff will no longer be allowed near the area so as to not interfere with the digging. Museum administrators predict a two-year timeline for their work at EHS. In the meantime, a suggestion box will be placed in Glassell Hall where students may input their ideas for what to name the new species.

(Billboard) Saturday, February 28, the unexpected happened during a typical Saturday detention. Sitting for two hours in Anderson Lecture Hall without music, conversation, or a stimulating iPhone screen drove students to the unimaginable: starting a band. It took precise calculations to place an AirPod at the perfect angle to avoid detection, but students Henry Bragg, Juliet Egan, Reede Robinson, and Paige Berger cracked the code. Together, the four schemed behind laptop screens and hidden Bluetooth devices to craft sonic masterpieces.

It started with boredom: Robinson noticed Egan off task, fiddling with SoundCloud tools alongside Berger, mashing up “Flowers” and “Aperture.”

He immediately declared it the “perfect mix” and sent a team’s message asking to join. Berger and Egan figured another set of hands couldn’t hurt and added him to the session.

Bragg, sitting next to Robinson, watched it

Polly want a cracker, EHS style?

(SPCA) Since Episcopal’s beloved school cat Shadow was adopted, a wave of melancholy has washed over EHS. No more adorable, gray cat to greet students or provide comfort after a long, stressful day. In order to counter this malaise, the school has decided to introduce a new school pet. Polly, an eight-week-old monk parakeet, will fill the empty space that was once Shadow, with her lively squawking and colorful appearance.

Polly will have a birdcage outside the counselors’ offices. EHS administrators believe that having a school pet can significantly improve the attitudes

of many students at EHS.

Polly’s arrival is being initially celebrated by the Art Club, which has decided to sponsor a ]cage decoration table during both A and B lunches.

While all students are welcome to visit Polly any time, there are rules that will come with having a pet on campus. Students are not allowed, under any circumstances, to open Polly’s cage and must visit her in groups of no more than three people.

Polly is set to arrive in May, which also happens to be Exam Week. Feeling stressed? Polly is “beak-oning” for you to come visit her.

unfold and threatened to turn them in. The trio countered with an offer: join the group and stay silent. Reluctantly, Bragg agreed. The band was complete.

No schoolwork was finished, but absolutely nasty remixes were spun. Bragg handles vocals with a voice clear as water, Berger searches tracks with perfectly matched BPM, Egan spins out-ofthis-world beats, and Robinson layers ad-libs while helping with mixing.

The four later met at Torchy’s Tacos to make business plans and announced their debut performance at the Spring Coffee House. Mark your calendars, detention’s devious four are bringing explosive beats beyond compare.

Cut: In this season of Tough Guy, the good doctor pushes his team to the brink of collapse. In a display of egregious postering, careers meet their end in a test of totalitarian loyalty and measured self-worth. Staff will crumble in calculated attacks as the self-appointed General Secretary of Ill Will humbles his charges.

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History teacher awaits game show gig

(Collider) Following multiple qualifying rounds during a Spring Break stay in California, history teacher Mr. Travis Smith will be a featured contestant on Jeopardy.

Given his expertise in just about everything from pop culture to Olympic history, many students have jokingly told Mr. Smith that he would be an excellent contender on a quiz show. What they didn’t realize was that he had been secretly cultivating a career in trivia for the past few years.

In class, students are often asked trivia questions regarding civics and other complex or specialized topics.

“Every time he tells us to close our laptops, I always get nervous because I know we are about to be quizzed,” said junior Mimi Wright, an AP U.S. History student.

Unbeknownst to his students, however, Mr. Smith has been using class time as an opportunity to train for his upcoming appearance on the show.

It all started with an online test in late 2023.

“I took it for fun,” Mr. Smith recalled. “I didn’t expect to earn a score high enough to be seriously considered.”

But that’s exactly what happened. His quiz score was outstanding, and he was invited to an in-person audition in Culver City.

There, he reportedly impressed the judges with his expansive knowledge across a wide range of subjects.

For most prospective contestants, it

can take up to six weeks of waiting in the contestant pool before receiving the call. But the executive producers knew that Mr. Smith wasn’t just any challenger. He received the call while on his flight back from California, officially inviting him to compete on the show.

The EHS community is very proud of Mr. Smith for pursuing his Jeopardy dreams. Be sure to stream his episode on July 15, exclusively on Hulu.

EHS advances bowling team initiative with hopes to win big

(PBA) Episcopal High School has been working diligently on multiple construction projects, and fortunately for the students, the Athletics Pillar has diverted attention from these inconveniences through the formation of club teams for the SPC’s new pre-college sports club program.

Popular at colleges across the country, collegiate club sports in the United States are any sports offered at a university or college in the United States that compete competitively with other universities or colleges but are not

by the

Collegiate

(NCAA). Among other sports in the early stages of formation, a new Knights bowling team will join the SPC bowling league in 2027. The bowling program will be the first co-ed sport at EHS, with boys and girls fighting for a championship. While more details are yet to be unveiled, the team will practice at Palace Social from 4:005:30 Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Due to

its indoor requirements, bowling will be a club winter sport.

Assistant coaches on the faculty are yet to be decided, but the head coach will be Ms. Jacquelyn Cox. A professional bowling master since she was introduced to the sport at in early age, she participated in six national championships, winning multiple awards for the highest cumulative score. She said she is ready to bring home an SPC club trophy sooner rather than later. In an exclusive interview, the to-be coach stated that she believes “EHS students are ready to break free of the gutter rails and crush the competition that we are sure to see from fellow SPC schools.” Coach Cox has given the team an already iconic nickname: The EHS Holy Rollers. If you’re interested, keep your email open and refreshed for more updates coming soon. If you want to have fun, learn a new skill, and meet new people, come join EHS bowling in the winter of 2027.

Formula 1: Drive To Survive faces heat from fans

CLAYTON COX Staff Writer

A new season of Netflix’s Formula One: Drive to Survive was released on February 27 this year, and with it, a whole

season’s worth of controversy and criticism on the direction of the show. Since the first season of the show in 2019, Netflix has tried to give fans a greater sense of what happens both on the track, and in the places most media is restricted. Fortunate-

Season 8, of which eight episodes focus on the 2025 Formula 1 World Championship, aired in February. Photos courtesy of tvinsider.com, netflix.com, williamsf1.com.

This month, I want to set the stock ticker aside and talk about a book published in 1926 that remains one of the most quietly powerful guides to building wealth ever written. George S. Clason's The Richest Man in Babylon delivers its lessons through parables set in ancient Mesopotamia, and every single one of them applies to your finances today.

The book's central character, Arkad, rises from poverty to become the wealthiest man in Babylon through a simple discipline: pay yourself first. Save at least a tenth of everything you earn before bills, before luxuries, before anything else. In today's terms, that means automating a transfer to your savings or investment account the moment your paycheck lands, not after you've already spent.

Clason also warns against chasing

After a four-year hiatus, Harry Styles has once again entered the music world. After his 2022 album Harry’s House won a Grammy, Styles’ new album Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally. marks a new style for him: electronic, coming-ofage dance pop. This new persona looks good on him.

The first song from the album to be released was “Aperture,” and it was chosen for good reason. Its catchy beat and nonsensical lyrics reminded me of Styles’ boyband days. It was an excellent choice

ly, in 2019, this was possible. Footage of doors slamming and secret conversations off the track could be covered easily and allowed for a very engaging first season. However, as the seasons continued to release over the following years, teams quickly caught onto Netflix’s strategies, and thus became more secretive. Because of these developments, Netflix was forced to create controversy and rivalry where there often was none. Longtime fans of Formula One criticize the show because it makes the sport something it is not. Undeniably, the show has brought many new fans to Formula One and motorsport in

general. However, the new season, which covers the 2025 F1 season, has created much discourse. Not only has the show continued its run of false controversy and rivalry, but many drivers also chose not to appear for interviews. And these weren’t smaller drivers at all. Sir Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, and Fernando Alonso, for a combined 13 championship titles, were completely absent from the show. Each of these drivers had very important part in the season, and their absence was not ignored.

Only time will tell what will happen to Drive to Survive in the future.

get-rich-quick schemes, a lesson that feels ripped from today's headlines. Arkad's friend loses his savings to a smoothtalking trader, a story that should resonate with anyone who's poured money into the latest speculative craze. The Babylonians called it bad luck. We call it FOMO. The outcome is the same.

The most underrated lesson of all is this: make your money work for you. Put your savings into income-generating assets so that your wealth compounds while you sleep. Whether you choose index funds, dividend stocks, or property is less important than simply developing the habit of investing regularly.

Moreover, Clason stresses protecting what you've built. Before asking how much you can gain, ask how much you can afford to lose. That single shift in thinking separates disciplined investors from gamblers, and it's as relevant now as it was in ancient Babylon.

to whet listeners’ appetites for more of his poppy tunes. However, “Aperture” is somewhat of an outlier on the album. It’s certainly modern and upbeat, but it’s much less quirky and playful than other songs on the track. Very little of Styles’ “disco” vibe can be heard.

It’s clear that Styles’ team was guiding him in the direction of MGMT with this release. Electronic keyboarding can be heard in the background of many songs on

This month I watched the highly anticipated adaptation of Emily Brontë’s classic piece of gothic literature, Wuthering Heights.

Generally, I am not a fan of Emerald Fennel as a director, mostly for her tone-deaf exploration of her films’ major themes, like gender roles and toxic relationships. I just don't believe that she is a great writer. However, her ability to craft an aesthetic around a film is unmatched by the majority of this generation's major filmmakers.

For example, with her last film Saltburn, the upper class, English countryside aesthetic of the film was extremely impressive, and her visuals, costuming, and music all go extremely well with the “vibe” of her films.

Wuthering Heights is consistent with her efforts to give her films a very specific feel. The costuming, although not historically accurate, fulfills the gothic yet romantic themes of the book. The dark scenery matches the story as the main characters. Cathy and Heathcliff navigate their toxic relationship. The music, written by Charli XCX, was a major positive for me. Despite its very modern sounds, it fits the film.

The writing and story of this film however, suffer. Every one of the characters of the film are extremely one-note and their motivations for their actions are not fully formed in the storyline. Considering that the story is based on the trials of romantic relationships, having completely realized characters is extremely important to understanding why the relationships between Heathcliff and Cathy. Overall, this movie falls flat but is extremely well-crafted.

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the album (like “Dance No More”), along with bass guitar. It certainly sounds nothing like “Watermelon Sugar.” My favorite song on Kiss All The Time. Disco, Occasionally. is another example of his new indie sound - “Ready, Steady, Go!” Other standouts include “American Girl,” a very emotional track that sounds like the feeling of growing up, and “Season 2 Weight Loss,” whose synth intro certainly fits the album’s theme. Overall, Styles took

a more mature and eccentric approach to the album, differing from his previous produced-for-radio feel. I can appreciate the bravery it takes for a popstar to branch out from their norm.

For it being only his third solo album, KATTDO shows that an artist can experiment with their style and voice without changing their core identity. Styles will always be seen as a pop icon, but this album is an excellent display of him branching into more modern, techno-inspired genres for the future.

Trends from social media replace individual style and creativity

CAROLINE JOHNSON Staff Writer

As someone who scrolls on Pinterest on the daily, I see new trends as soon as they begin. The newest styles, colors, aesthetics, all at my fingertips. The algorithm updates the posts and images I see to be as current as possible. The thing is, as soon as the new trends appear, I see them on TikTok as well. People post in their clothes and shoes, urging others to get the same. Using attention-grabbing terminology like “run, don’t walk” and “must-haves,” they implore their watchers to partake in the new trends as well. And, fearing being excluded, their viewers buy into whatever’s popular. This is how trend cycles startand never end. It’s also how the internet creates one mass-personality: by making sure everyone wears the same clothes and has the same interests, not wanting to stick out from the crowd.

If I walked outside today, the majority of people I would encounter would be wearing sweatpants from Brandy Melville or a tennis skirt from Alo, have on Birkenstocks or Adidas Sambas, and probably be carrying a matcha. They think they’re expressing their true style and deciding what they look like and what they do, but they’re really just following the template that social media has decided for them. Whether they consider themselves “clean girl” or “coastal grandmother,” they’re only copying a predetermined aesthetic. The freedom of choice for society is gone.

The science behind this comes from

the dopamine boosts that come with the rewarding feeling that following a trend gets someone. Every new package that arrives and every compliment that you receive gives a sense of accomplishment, further incentivizing the trend-following. Furthermore, this desire to fit in is instinctual. What psychologists call the “herd mentality” comes from the evolutionary need to stay with a group in order to survive. Fitting in not only gives safety from being seen as an “outsider” but also validation from other conformers.

It is becoming harder and harder to keep up with “what’s in” now. Trends are becoming shorter (now called “microtrends”) and fast fashion and social media only accelerate the changes. New platforms like TikTok Shop allow content creators to post about, advertise, and sell products all at once. Influencers profiting from the trends entices them to continue spreading them. The mass, social media-curated personality that most people follow is marked by consumerism: one must spend exorbitant amounts of money to keep up with everyone else.

It’s not necessarily a bad thing to follow what’s trending - it allows people to unite over shared interests and give people a sense of belonging. However, it must be admitted that individuality and real personalities are lacking in today’s world. Today, everyone’s personality and aesthetic is “clean-girl” and “2000s yoga teacher,” and tomorrow it may be something different, but rest assured that everyone will adhere to whatever comes next.

The importance of boredom and why we all need to welcome it

DARIA MASSEY Production Editor

In the age of endless notifications and constant entertainment, we have lost the ability to embrace boredom. While many see it as a waste of time, it is a truly valuable concept, fostering creativity and critical thinking. When our minds are dormant, they nurture ideas that structured activities often restrict. It’s time we stop avoiding boredom and accept it for what it is.

This year, I have made a conscious effort to limit the amount of time I spend mindlessly scrolling on social media. I realized that by aimlessly drifting through feeds, I only distance myself from reality and waste precious time. When I feel overwhelmed or stressed, I often find myself reaching for my phone, seeking an immediate sense of relief. While it can feel comforting to escape into the endless social media loop, this is actually an extremely unhealthy habit. It suppresses our natural human feelings instead of encouraging us to confront and process them.

Our generation is accustomed to spending hours a day glaring at our phones, making boredom seem abstract and unappealing. Before we can even form a thought in the morning, we immediately reach for our devices. From the moment we wake up to the time we go to bed, we go throughout our day looking at our phones: in the hallway, at a red light, and some people take it as far as scrolling in the shower.

Collectively, we need to learn how to unplug and be comfortable with having nothing to do. Not every second of the day needs to be filled with an activity. A “productive”

SIMONA KARNANI Co-Editor-in-Chief

Heated workouts are having a moment. Studios offer a variety of classes, ranging from hot yoga and hot pilates to interval training, and are expanding rapidly with studios opening left and right. Social media feeds are filled with sweat-drenched photos that claim to offer health benefits like “detox” with increased flexibility, but the growing appeal of these classes is also fueled by misinterpretation.

There’s no doubt many people genuinely enjoy exercising in the heat. Some students reported feeling “more accomplished than doing a regular workout;” others said they feel “nauseous, lightheaded, energized.” Physiologically, heat increases blood flow and warms muscle tissue, which can improve flexibility and range of motion. Exercise physiologists have found that expanded blood vessels deliver more oxygen to muscles, potentially helping them loosen and move more easily. That’s one of the main benefits of heated workouts and why stretching in a heated environment feels easier than stretching in a cold room.

The selling point of heated workouts is that people feel like they are working harder since they sweat more. Heated workouts dramatically increase calorie burn. Many studios promote heated workouts with slogans like “more workout, less time,” which suggests that turning up the temperature automatically boosts fat loss. This isn’t necessarily true. While your heart rate may rise in a hot environment, that doesn’t mean your body is burning significantly more energy. The added heat can reduce exercise intensity because the body is working so hard to cool itself down.

day doesn’t always mean you wake up at 5 a.m. to workout, complete several hours of homework, and run a long list of errands. Society’s obsession with constant stimulation is diminishing our capacity to think deeply. We need to be willing to sit with our own thoughts rather than immediately reaching for distraction.

In a study of the challenges of the disengaged mind, Wilson et al. found that 67 percent of men and 25 percent of women would rather experience a short feeling of shock rather than sit alone with their thoughts. But aren’t our own thoughts where we find our best interests?

With the absence of social media, I find my thinking has become clearer, and I’ve rediscovered hobbies I once loved. I’ve returned to activities such as needlepointing, painting, and even reading for pleasure. For years, I told myself I didn’t have time for these things because of school or sports. In reality, the time was there; I simply wasn’t using it intentionally. The change doesn’t happen overnight. At times, resisting the urge to grab your phone can be difficult. But disconnecting doesn’t mean deleting every social media account or getting rid of your phone entirely. You can start with small, manageable adjustments like not looking at your device until after you’ve gotten out of bed in the morning or not listening to music during passing periods. Over time, these simple adjustments can help you become more present and comfortable being alone with your thoughts. So, the next time you feel boredom creeping in, try not to reach for your phone. Don’t let the opportunity to be creative pass you by.

The type of calories you burn depend on being properly fueled or hydrated. If someone enters a heated workout dehydrated or lacking carbohydrates, the body tends to break down muscle tissue to meet energy demands. Instead of burning fat, you are actually burning muscle. Sweating more doesn’t mean you’re losing fat. Sweat is mostly water and electrolytes, not toxins or stored calories. Heated workouts don’t detoxify the body since the liver and kidneys handle the vast majority of detoxification.

None of this means heated workouts are bad, though; for healthy adults who approach them carefully, it is an enjoyable way to exercise. The problem is that many people enter these environments without understanding the physiological demands. A smarter approach starts with education. Studios should emphasize proper hydration, nutrition, and gradual heat adaptation rather than marketing rapid calorie burn. If you are going to take a heated workout, hydrate before, during and after and consume carbohydrates before the workout. Beginners should also ease into the heat to build tolerance against the heat. Heated workouts can absolutely be a part of a health fitness routine, but like any fitness trend, they work best when people understand the science behind them; pair heated workouts with other workouts, and remember that sweat alone isn’t a shortcut to better health.

Correction

In the February issue of The Knight Times, an article headline referenced that Netflix bought Warner Brothers, when in fact, Netflix has dropped their bid and Paramount is now in line to merge with Warner Brothers.

Episcopal’s track team continues strong performances

LIZ BURKE Social Media Coordinator

The Episcopal High School Track and Field team is entering the 2026 season with strong energy and big goals. With several competitive meets scheduled across Texas, the Knights are focused on improving their times, breaking school records, and continuing to grow as a team.

Senior Mary Taylor has been one of the team’s standout athletes and recently committed to compete in track at the University of Louisiana at Lafayette at the Division I level. For Taylor, the sport has always been about competition and passion.

“My favorite part of track is probably being able to showcase my talent in front of crowds,” she said. “After years of dedication to the sport, committing to running in college feels incredibly rewarding.

Being committed to track really feels like a dream come true since it’s all I’ve been wanting since I started this sport.”

The team hopes to break past Episcopal records this season and possibly set a new SPC record while continuing to support each other and keep the close, family-like bond that defines the program.

Taylor highlighted several teammates who have stood out this season. The girls’ 4x100 relay group, including senior Mary Taylor, junior Ariana White and sophomores Caroline Smith and Emilia Sanchez have impressed with their strong work ethic and determination. She also mentioned seniors Tennessee Galbreth and Kamille Bishop for the consistent effort they bring to practice every day.

With major meets like the Texas Relays and the Victor Lopez Classic coming up, the Knights are excited to compete and continue pushing toward their goals this season.

Episcopal tennis serves up success

CHARLOTTE MEHNERT Copy Editor

The Episcopal High School tennis team has had strong performances across the Junior Varsity and Varsity in multiple tournaments. At the Missouri City JV Tournament, the boys and girls displayed their skill and determination through wins and tough loses.

On the boys’ side, Dean Nguyen earned a silver medal. Tim Davidson and Alex Anderson, the doubles team, claimed silver as well. Ryann Miller, Sadie Barrett, Emily Stash/Ava Adamson and Hannah Chitty/Samantha Smith contributed to the team as well by showing the potential they have for the rest of the season.

At the Houston Christian Varsity Tour-

nament, William Fitts stood out among his team, advancing to the finals with an impressive 8-0 start. He ended up a finalist after a challenging match. Henri Potter/ Saif Mujtaba and Luke Killian/Thomas Gonzalez fought hard in the singles and doubles matches as well. On the girls’ side, Maddie Achilefu and Natalia Dikmen had awesome performances. Annie Brandt/Margaret Black earned trophies in the Consolation Finals.

Fitts and Achilefu are the athletes to watch out for this season. They have both shown standout performances and leadership on and off the court.

The team is set to compete in a JV Tournament at Chancellor’s Family Center followed by a tournament in Missouri City Rec.

EHS golf team swings toward a strong season

KARIANA CARLSON Managing Editor

The boys and girls golf teams have both started their golf season with great momentum, delivering strong finishes in the first couple tournaments, which were filled with tough competition.

The season opened at Black Horse Golf Club in the Kinkaid Steve Lasher Invitational, where both teams played in windy conditions. The girls earned themselves an impressive second-place finish while the boys placed fifth against a competitive field. The strong start carried into the St. John’s Invitational at Hyatt Lost Pines, where the girls, once again, secured second place and the boys finished fifth. Individually, Kariana Carlson placed third overall, posting rounds of 84 and 82

across two days of play. Three players, Carlson, Kate O’Keefe, and Kate Clark finished in the top ten of the tournament. At Moody Gardens, the Boys District Preview, the boys broke through with their first tournament win of the stretch. Every player shot in the 80s, highlighting the team’s depth and consistency. The balanced scoring proved to be the differencemaker in securing the first-place win.

The momentum peaked at the Awty Invitational, where the boys captured another team victory. Senior Jack Sudduth delivered a standout moment with a remarkable hole-in-one on the 16th hole at Wild Cat Golf Club and finished with a 75 overall. Luke Michael also played a key role, tying for third individually with a score of 74. Additionally, the girls continued their streak of strong performances with yet another second-place finish.

Boys LAX reaches greater heights with guidance of new head coach

BRYAN

ZHAN

Staff Writer

Boys lacrosse currently sits at 4–1 and has already shown flashes of very legitimate lacrosse on both sides of the field.

Under first-year head coach Jacob Tatum, the program has found a new level of energy, focus, and confidence early in the season. With a talented roster and a large group of contributors, the team has begun to develop the type of fast-paced, unselfish style that Tatum wants to see from his players.

One of the biggest strengths of the team so far has been its offensive firepower.

Seniors Nicholas Khalil and Blake Hearn have both stepped up in big ways, recording multiple multi-goal games and helping lead an explosive scoring attack. Their ability to create opportunities and finish plays has helped keep the offense productive throughout the early stretch of the season. Another key piece of the team’s

success has been Florida Tech commit Tyler Shanley. Playing at the X, Shanley has been fantastic in the face-off circle, consistently winning possessions and setting the tone for the offense. His ability to control possessions has made him the pulse of the team and a major factor in the group’s early momentum.

The team’s most impressive performance came on the road against Louisiana Jesuit, the three-time state champions. After a seven-hour drive, the team stepped off the bus ready to play and immediately set the tone. The boys jumped out to an early lead and never looked back, dominating the game on their way to a 14–5 victory.

For Tatum, the key to continued success is simple: competing every moment of the game.

As he explained, “Not every ball will bounce our way or go in our favor, but continuing to compete puts us in good spots to make that extra play that matters.”

Baseball shows promise with noteworthy preseason action

BRYAN

ZHAN

Staff Writer

Baseball has begun the season strong. With an experienced and tight-knit group of seniors leading the way, the Knights have been grinding day in and day out, practicing every afternoon from 4:006:30.

The intensity and focus at practice have translated directly into game performance, and the work has clearly paid off. Heading into the year, the team earned the No. 5 spot in the private school preseason rankings, a sign of the high expectations surrounding this talented roster.

The Knights currently sit at 6–4 after navigating an extremely tough early schedule. They opened the season against private school No. 3 Lutheran South Academy twice and then continued nonconference play against No. 2 Atascocita High School and No. 5 Tomball High School. Facing elite competition so early in the season has tested the team in every

phase of the game. While the matchups have been challenging, they’ve also provided valuable opportunities to expose weaknesses, build resilience, and sharpen execution before district play begins. Despite the demanding schedule, senior Miles Young, a Georgia commit, has been nothing short of dominant at the plate. He is slashing an absurd .625/.657/1.970 with six home runs and 27 RBIs, powering what has become a supercharged Knights offense. His leadership and production have set the tone for the lineup and energized the dugout.

Unfortunately, the team suffered a major setback as senior Michael Chin is out for the season with a torn UCL. He was a key contributor last year; his presence on both sides of the ball will certainly be missed. They continued play in Kerrville with games against Tivy, Cornerstone Christian, Alexander, and Clark. They swept the tournament with a 6-1 win against Tivy, a 5-0 against Alexander, and a 12-4 win versus Clark.

Girls lacrosse has favorable outlook going into new season

CHARLOTTE MEHNERT Copy Editor

The girls lacrosse team started the season with games against St. Agnes and Awty to start the season 1-1. The early season has been really promising, with the players and coaches being extremely enthusiastic about the team’s potential.

Junior captain Sophia Ibarra is a great player and the one to keep an eye out for on the field. Her intelligence, agility, and quick reactiveness make her stand out as a great teammate. The opponents need to watch out for her and her shifty playing style. “[The coaching staff] is looking forward to seeing where this sport takes her,” Colson said.

Senior captain Lucy Davenport is also a stand-out athlete, bringing spirited energy to every match. She described the team as a “machine” in the beginning of the season. Everyone has a specific role, all equally important for a cohesive unit. The team is preparing for two big rival match-

es after Spring Break against Lamar and St. John’s. The players hope to see encouragement and support from the community by coming and cheering on the team. With the dedicated captains and a team willing to work together, the girls lacrosse season promises to be an awesome experience.

Softball already dominating early season games thanks to an impressive line-up and outstanding team chemistry

BENTLEY

BEICH Staff Writer

The Episcopal High School girls softball team is once again proving why it has been one of the most dominant programs in SPC. The team has remained undefeated in SPC play for the past seven years, and this season looks just as promising. With strong leadership, talent across the roster, and a close team culture, these girls are continuing to build on their impressive legacy. One phrase that drives them to do their best: “Getting 1% better every day.” This motto reflects the team’s focus on constant improvement, both individually and collectively. According to returning players, that mindset has helped the team stay competitive and motivated year after year.

Assistant Coach Kary Kemble shared that the team is off to a 12-5 start against mostly public schools, with the only private school matchups coming against IMG Academy and Sacred Heart from

Hallettsville. The Knights also competed well in early tournaments, going 4-2 in the Clear Creek Tournament against larger 5A and 6A schools and later winning the Gold Division Championship at the Hallettsville Tournament with a perfect 5-0 record against strong 3A and 4A competition. Several players have already had standout moments this season. Sophomore Caroline Loper hit the first home run in a game against St. Pius, while Alexis Johnson has already hit multiple home runs this season.

Beyond the stats, the team’s strong chemistry has been key to its success. Before each game, the players gather for a pregame ritual that helps calm nerves and bring everyone together. Practices are energetic as well, with music blasting during conditioning and technical drills. Most importantly, the team prides itself on being supportive and uplifting toward one another. That unity continues to push the Knights forward as they chase another successful season.

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