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Rallying for Rasta

Forest Service rule change could cut public out of equation p8

How to Strava like a local p11

Helping a pillar of local music & farewell to a newgrass icon p17

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4 La Vida Local

Out in the cold New Forest Service rule could take public out of decision making

4 Thumbin’ It

by Tracy Chamberlin

5 Word on the Street

6-7 Soapbox

How to Strava like a local & other useful tips for life in the fast lane

10 Mountain Town News

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15 Day in the Life

16 Flash in the Pan

Say ‘aaaah’

17 Top Shelf

After much ado, summer officially arrives in Southwest Colorado photos by Stephen Eginoire

18 On the Town

20 Ask Rachel

Sweet and sour The perfect foil for lime refreshment is right under your nose by Ari Levaux

22 Classifieds 22 Haiku Movie Review

On the cover: Yep, there’s still a lot of snow up there as we head into the first week of July, as evidenced by this view from Kendal Mountain recently./ Photo by Stephen Eginoire

Rallying for Rasta Loss of a bluegrass icon and helping a pillar of the local music community

by Chris Aaland

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Ear to the ground: “My advice: If you’re going to take mushrooms for the hike out, leave six hours earlier than you think you’ll need.” – Words of wisdom from one Grand Canyon traveler to another

Hitting the trail

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In its fourth year, Backcountry Experience’s Colorado Trail Days returns this weekend with a full slate of activities for the trail freaks near and far. Headlining this year’s event is Ridgway-based alpinist, climbing guide and mountain athlete Steve House. At 5 p.m. Saturday, House will present his latest book Training for the Uphill Athlete, which he wrote with the help of ultra-running phenom Kilian Jornet and cross country ski coach Steve Johnson. Other speakers include: ultralight backpacker 5 Pound Pete; “The Running Bum” Morgan Sjogren; artist and adventurer Hannah Green; and Colorado’s “Mr. Fourteener,” guidebook author Gerry Roach (for more on him, see p. 19.) In addition, all weekend long, the Osprey Pack and Exped Dunk Tank Mattress repair stations will be on hand to assess and offer free pack or sleeping pad repairs (if feasible). The Colorado Trail Days event schedule follows (all events at Backcountry Experience unless noted): Fri., June 28: • 5 Point Film Festival, outdoor and adventure films, 6:30 p.m., Powerhouse Science Center Sat., June 29: • Coffee talk with the San Juan Mountain Association, 9:30 a.m., OR Tiny House • Ultralight Luxury with 5 Pound Pete, 10 a.m. • Bikepacking the Colorado Trail, with selfsupport adventurer Brett Davis, 12 noon • Outlandish: Fuel Your Epic with writer Morgan “The Running Bum” Sjogren, 2 p.m., • How to use a Map and Compass with Graham Coffey, 3:30 p.m. • Training for the Uphill Athlete with alpinist Steve House, 5 p.m. Sun., June 30: • Salomon Group Run/Hike Shoe Demo, 10 a.m., Junction Creek • Society Through Adventure’s Lens with runner, bike-packer and artist Hannah Green, 1 p.m. • Water Filtration with MSR, 2 p.m.

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Chevel Shepherd

The Voice The sweet twang that won America’s hearts last year is coming to Durango. None other than Farmington teen and “The Voice” winner Chevel Shepherd will be headlining this year’s “Friday at the Fair” concert Aug. 9 at the La Plata County Fairgrounds. Tickets went on sale this week, with reserved seats at $35 and general admission $25. They can be bought online at www.durangoconcerts.com. Gates open at 5:30 p.m., with local bluegrass band Six-Dollar String Band opening at 7, and Chevel taking the stage at 8.

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LaVidaLocal Maui wowie I should have known better, but I had an itch. My dear grandmother, who is 91 years old, decided to take the family to Maui for a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. And about 48 hours into that vacation, I discovered there was some climbing nearby. So, of course I had to make a plan to get there and check it out. My girlfriend, Amber, and I decided not to rent a car since several others in our family had. So, like the time before I got a drivers license, I had to rely on Mom and Dad for a ride. And since my grandma is adventurous, she came along too. Soon enough just about everyone in our 13 person family unit was going to this beach just so I could go climbing. The “climbing” ended up being a cliffjumping spot with only a minimal amount of rock, and cliff jumpers leaping off, one by one, minute by minute. The whole thing was a bust, as my inner voice told me, “You’re in Hawaii, you should be surfing!” The best part of having a 91-year-old grandmother, who is very much still active and lucid, is the stories she tells. I feel like every time I see her, I get an important part of my family history. Last summer, I learned that my grandfather, who died when I was a teen-ager, had received a Purple Heart in World War II. I also learned that he was a skilled typist when such a skill was rare, and after he was shot in the war, he was sent back to the States to write discharges for other soldiers, until the war ended and he was discharged. Little details like that about my grandfather’s life are sacred to me. Most of my memories of my Grandfather are from when we’d visit him in the nursing home. World War II seems like the distant past until grandma starts telling stories about it; stories about the first 16-year-old from her hometown to die in the war, and when we dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima. This time, as we sat in our vacation house, she started telling more stories from that time period, and why, in fact she’d always wanted to take a trip to Hawaii. It turns out my grandfather was supposed to take a trip there with his family, and just before they were supposed to leave, his father suffered a stroke, and they never got to take the trip. So this trip we were on was redemption for that, and plus, she told me, she had saved the money from my grandfather’s pension – he was a music teacher in the suburbs of Chicago – to pay for our trip. Then she started telling me a little about grandpa’s dad, who was a World

War I veteran, and she mentioned that my grandpa’s brother was against war and had written a thesis on Gandhi and his use of nonviolence. This did not make my great grandfather happy. It does make me want to know more about my grandfather’s brother, Howard, who is still alive and has kept his beliefs about nonviolence all these years. We did a lot of the tourist things one does in Maui – luaus, tropical drinks, sunset cruises, snorkeling, hikes on the beach, lying around the pool – but up until the last day I’d yet to get on a surfboard; something I really wanted to do. I’ve surfed twice before, but never really learned any technique. My grandma sealed the deal by saying she’d pay for some lessons. We booked the lessons online, and when we showed up, no one was at the shop. Fortunately, just two doors down was another surf shop, and we were able to get a lesson from them. The surf instructors reminded me of climbing bums – instead of living for the climb, they were living for the wave. Our instructor guided us down to the beach, over-stoking about how the surf had just improved and conditions were getting really good. I am as scared of surfing as I was of climbing when I first started. I’m not naturally a water person, and I’ve made it a habit to only do outdoor sports where I feel comfortable with the risk. As I looked around the beach, I couldn’t help but notice the group of 30 groms getting ready for the same waves we were about to face. We floundered about on small waves with our instructor, who was super patient, as I mostly failed to follow the simple instructions about how to stand up and ride the wave. After an hour, he challenged us to swim out past the masses of people in the beginner waves. I was terrified but wanted to at least challenge myself a little. After what seemed like a half hour of getting pushed back by waves and trying to swim out to my instructor, I was finally ready. He cautioned me to stay calm, remember my posture and just enjoy the peacefulness of it. As the wave approached, I felt a primal fear but managed to relax and stay on the board for a few seconds before I fell off, crashing down with the wave and then getting thrown about like I was in a washing machine. But, damn, there was a moment of transcendence and magic, and I had a vision of why people like my instructor dedicate their lives to surfing. As I crashed and realized all was OK, I heard my instructor encouraging me to swim back for one more, but I pretended I didn’t hear him, and headed back to the shores of safety. – Luke Mehall

This Week’s Sign of the Downfall:

Thumbin’It Careless campers leading to wildlife officials having to set traps for a bear and her cub for getting into coolers and breaking into vehicles at a campground at Vallecito The near-semblance of a normal boating season on the Dolores River, with dam managers forecasting boatable releases at least through next week Colorado arts organizations raking in $2.7 million in federal grants sso far this year, including more than $700,000 to Colorado Creative Industries, which supports arts groups across the state

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What’s turning into one of the deadliest run-off seasons in recent memory, with five deaths so far this year on rivers around the state The Durango Public Library facing tough financial straits, with staffing and funding shortages despite having more visitors than any library its size in the state

Close Encounters of the Absurd Kind

The prospect of uranium mining at the Grand Canyon, through which a large portion of the Southwest’s water supply flows, rearing its ugly head thanks to a Trump Adminstration directive

I blame The History Channel for all the confusion because of their show “Ancient Aliens,” but the line between history and idiocy is blurring. Charles Hickson and Calvin Parker were sitting by a river in Pascagoula, Miss., in 1973 when they claim to have been abducted by aliens. They became world-famous, thanks to the book and movie based on the event. But now, the city has erected an official “historical marker” commemorating the event, and yes, it was commissioned with taxpayer money.

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WordontheStreet With the annual migration of kids off to summer camp, the Telegraph asked, “What would you name your summer camp?”

Alfredo Ruiz

"The Rebel."

Eddy Gonzales

"I would call my summer camp ‘Coolio.’"

Gabe Stickler

"Wappapanoka."

Justin McAllen

"Iowaska Living."

Martha

“Water World.”

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ReTooned/by Shan Wells

Iran: Who & where is the threat? To the editor, The official U.S. narrative on Iran is that it is an escalating threat to “peace and security” in the Middle East and must be stopped. Step by step, with Mike Pompeo and John Bolton – two war maniacs – taking the lead, the Trump administration has sought to destabilize Iran with sanctions, if possible to bring about regime change, and if necessary provoke actions by Iran that will provide a pretext for war. If this sounds similar to the nonexistent Gulf of Tonkin “incident” in 1964 and the false pretenses behind the post-9/11 invasion of Afghanistan and Iraq, it should. Only this time around is even more dangerous and more preposterous. Journalists and Congress members have been pestering Trump and his aides with questions about their determination to go to war with Iran. Trump, typically, tells reporters to wait and see, stymieing them. They should be asking different questions, such as: What threat does Iran pose to U.S. interests? Why shouldn’t Iran’s actions be considered responses to the U.S. policy of “maximum pressure?” The answers to these two questions are clear: Iran is doing nothing that constitutes a new threat to the U.S. or any other country’s interests, and Iran’s latest actions – even if Tehran is responsible for the attacks on oil tankers in the Gulf and the downing of a U.S. drone – are best understood as responses to U.S. provocations. What I believe we are now witnessing is the result of the ascendance of the hardliners on both sides. U.S. policy since the appointments of Pompeo and Bolton and withdrawal from the nuclear deal has energized their counterparts in Iran – the Revolutionary Guard, certain military leaders and others long opposed to the nuclear deal are now able to show that the Americans are completely untrustworthy.4

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The fact is that the Trump administration has been on a mission from day one, with open support from Israel and Saudi Arabia, to eliminate – not merely deter or contain – the ayatollah’s government. That mission has engaged U.S. administrations since the early 1950s, but unlike those previous efforts, Trump seems prepared to commit forces to accomplish regime change. Yes, he has said he wants to avoid war, especially with a re-election campaign under way. That is why his preference is not to deploy yet another war-fighting force to the Middle East, which would undermine his longstanding criticism of “endless wars” there. But preference is not policy, and the policy, being relentlessly pushed by Bolton and Pompeo, is to push Iran’s regime to the brink and get rid of it. If Trump takes the U.S. to war with Iran, which could happen without consultation or authorization from Congress (another impeachable offense), the responsibility will be squarely on his head. Thanks to the Obama administration, Iran has been in compliance with the nuclear deal, an achievement that is very much in the security interests of the U.S. and its Middle East allies. Obama showed that moving from confrontation to engagement pays off, and that mutual respect can move mountains even when trust is absent. Now, however, the enemies of “peace and security” are in Washington, Tel Aviv and Riyadh. And among the most outrageous aspects of Trump’s Middle East policy is rewarding those enemies – Israel, with a full tilt to Benjamin Netanyahu’s assault on the Palestinians, complete with a dead-on-arrival “peace plan;” and Saudi Arabia, with billions of dollars in military aid so the murderous crown prince, Mohammad bin Salman, can continue his aggression in Yemen. I will say again: Donald Trump and his minions are the chief threats to America’s – and for that matter, the world’s – real security. – Mel Gurtov, Professor Emeritus of Political Science, Portland State University, for PeaceVoices

Independence from meat products To the editor, What ever happened to the good old days when the worst things we had to fear on the 4th of July were traffic jams and wayward fireworks? According to the USDA’s Meat & Poultry Hotline, this year’s top threat is food poisoning by nasty E. coli and Salmonella bugs lurking in hamburgers and hot dogs at backyard barbecues. The hotline’s advice is to grill them longer and hotter. They don’t bother to mention that high-temperature grilling of meat products also forms lots of cancer-causing compounds. And, who knows what they really put into those hot dog casings in the first place? Luckily, a bunch of enterprising U.S. food manufacturers and processors have met this challenge head-on by developing a great variety of healthful, delicious and convenient veggie burgers and soy dogs. These plantbased foods don’t harbor nasty pathogens or cancer-causing compounds. They don’t even carry cholesterol, saturated fats, drugs or pesticides. And, they are waiting for us in the frozen food section of our supermarket. This 4th of July offers a great opportunity to declare our independence from the meat industry and to share wholesome veggie burgers and soy dogs with our family and friends. – Diego Horvath, Durango

Stop Iranian oil tanker attacks To the editor, After two more oil tankers were attacked in the Middle East, Secretary of State Pompeo and President Trump stated Iran was responsible for the attacks. This brings to six the number of oil tankers attacked by Iran. Iran is attempting to get the United States to lift its crippling economic sanctions which have severely restricted its oil shipments. Iran is trying to interdict oil

shipments from competing countries in the region and could be trying to drive up world oil prices, but this strategy runs the risk of the United States and other countries taking military action against Iran. We, and other impacted countries, should put an end to the Iranian attacks on the oil tankers by conducting mine sweeping operations in the Gulf of Oman, Strait of Hormuz and the Persian Gulf. Impacted countries should provide naval escorts to the tankers. If necessary, Iranian naval forces should be neutralized, and while at it, we could take out Iran’s strategic weapons systems. – Donald Moskowitz, Londonderry, N.H., via e-mail

Lines

From the southwest, the long gray- bellied lines move overhead and past me. Journeying swiftly northeasterly, they bully what is blue, pushing toward tomorrow, never at rest, never motionless. The cycle, massive and careless parades its morphing molecules, always ready to destroy or heal, like abeyant gods under the great tangents of light. They wait for no one. We too, journey through the endless cycle, at times hollow or full, passing swiftly in and out of the warm or cold drifts of our narrow actions. Yes, the long gray- bellied line above moves over and past, ephemeral yet constant in its configurations. It’s capricious blossoms of white and gold build above the terrifying darkening and I, so far below, witness, once again, the foundations of a limitless firmament. – Burt Baldwin, Ignacio

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Open to the public? Forest Service rule change could cut public comment out of the equation by Tracy Chamberlin

he rules are about to change when it comes to public input on public lands. Officials with the U.S. Forest Service say a new rule – published in the Federal Register on June 13 – will make things more efficient for the agency. But, others wonder what exactly would be sacrificed on the altar of efficiency. The new rule is a revision of the National Environmental Policy Act, or NEPA. Over the years, specific NEPA rules and regulations have been updated and refined to keep up with changing times and advancing sciences, the last of which occurred in 2008. However, this rule change would give Forest Service officials far more discretion when it comes to deciding which activities and projects need environmental analysis and public input – and which ones do not. “I think the Forest Service is suffering a crisis of conscious of what the agency is all about,” Susan Jane Brown, public lands director and staff attorney for the Western Environmental Law Center, said.

Get in the game • Public comment on the U.S. Forest Service’s proposed rule change is open thru mid-August. To view the specific changes and comment, visit www.fs.fed.us/emc/nepa/revisions/index.shtml. • The Forest Service is hosting a webinar on the rule changes July 12. The link to the webinar, to the comment page and more is available on the website.

Backpackers hike in the San Juan National Forest. These public lands, along with others across the country, could see less public input on proposed actions under a new agency rule./Photo by Stephen Eginoire cially recognize an existing hiking trail on Forest Service land not currently recognized. Under the new rule, it could skip the public scoping, public comment period, environmental analysis and other steps currently required by NEPA. The Forest Service would still have to publish a public notice of the final decision in an official document called the Schedule of Proposed Actions, but that is all. There is no requirement in the new rule for any other public announcements, nor is it specific on how quickly the notice should be

Playing by the rules The new rule is all about something called “categorical exclusions.” According to Forest Service documentation, categorical exclusions are defined as “activities that agencies have determined, from analysis and experience, to not have significant environmental impact and, therefore, do not require extensive environmental analysis.” An example could be if the agency was looking to offi-

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published following a decision. It could come immediately, weeks after, even months after or longer. In addition, by the time word got out about the final decision, there would be no way for the public to get involved – other than filing a lawsuit. Brown said it will lead to more litigation. “The only option the public has is to go to federal court,” she added. Forest Service officials have pointed out that categorical exclusions are not new to the agency. What’s different 4

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is that the Forest Service is proposing to add some new exclusions and expand existing ones. These exclusions are related to special uses, infrastructure, restoration and the ability to rely on categorical exclusions already approved by other federal agencies. One example of a special use exclusion could be a guided hiking trip along approved trails in the Weminuche Wilderness; an infrastructure project could be decommissioning a rarely used and poorly maintained Forest Service road in the San Juans; and, a restoration project could be removing beetle-kill trees from the Rio Grande National Forest via commercial timber harvesting. The new rule does have various restrictions to the exclusions, like the harvesting of beetle-kill trees would be limited to 4,200 acres or less. But, one thing that concerns conservationists is that under the new rule the Forest Service would be able to link or stack multiple exclusions. The harvesting of beetle-kill trees on 4,200 acres, for example, could be approved right next to a project where 5 miles of new road could be built to access those lands. And, the public would only find out after the final decision was made.

Why now? Essentially, the agency’s reasoning for adding more of these categorical exclusions is wildfires and an ever-growing backlog of paperwork. First, the Forest Service is spending more and more of its budget on fire suppression each year. According to the agency, fighting wildfires made up 16 percent of the budget in 1995. Last year, it was 57 percent of the budget. As wildfires become larger and more common, the Forest Service has had to reduce staff not related to fire suppression and shift funds from other programs – even fire mitigation projects like prescribed burns or the removal of fuels like diseased or dead trees. This issue is something Brown, in particular, has been putting the spotlight on for years. Relief came in 2018 when Congress passed legislation designating fire suppression funds to come from a different source under the Federal Emergency Management Act, or FEMA. “They were spending so much money to suppress

fires,” Brown explained. “Now that Congress has shifted the sponsive to public interest on a specific project. If the deciway the Forest Service pays for fire suppression, it’ll come out sion-makers feel the public would be interested in commenting or they feel the project could greatly impact the of a different account.” Forest Service officials have acknowledged the funding environment, they can initiate the environmental assesschanges and admit it helps. But, they still have 80 million ments and public input process on their own. What concerns conservationists is that they are not reacres of fire mitigation projects waiting to be addressed. In addition, agency officials claim it’s not enough to quired to. “These changes would create loopholes to increase tackle the backlog of more than 5,000 applications for spe- the pace and scale of resource extraction, including logging and mining, all while limiting cial use permits that are the scope of public awareness holding up 7,000 businesses and input,” a press release from and keeping 120,000 jobs the Western Environmental from being filled. Law Center reads. “The new An example of a special categorical exclusions would use permit that could fall allow the agency to move projunder the new categorical ect planning behind closed exclusions would be a doors by cutting out the public guided hiking trip into the from the decision-making Weminuche. Rather than process.” spend agency funds on enviAlthough the proposed rule ronmental assessments and would not apply retroactively public comment, officials to any Forest Service projects, with the San Juan National many past decisions related to Forest would have the ability trails and roads in the San Juan to approve the permit. or Rio Grande national forests According to the Forest could have been eligible for the Service, an environmental type of categorical exclusions assessment takes, on average, – Western Environmental Law Center the rule looks to create. almost two years, while the When asked if some of the categorical exclusion process Forest Service’s recent decisions – for example, concerning takes about seven months. “I don’t think the answer is to take it out of the public’s the Village at Wolf Creek – could’ve qualified for categorical exclusions under the new rule, Brown said some of what is hands,” Brown said. being proposed could affect projects like that in the future. Discretion and decisions The Forest Service used to be a restorative agency, she Not every project that falls under the new categorical exclusions would skip the public comment or environmental explained, with an eye on rebuilding the nation’s natural assessment steps. It’s entirely up to the discretion of the Forest landscape and protecting public lands. “This administration has really forced the agency to back down on that apService office in charge. During a webinar Tuesday on the rule change, agency proach,” she added. “This is not what the land, or the officials said they expect that the regional offices will be re- public, wants or needs.” n

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JACKSON, Wyo. – A wrongful death lawsuit has been filed against a resort owner and developer, accusing him of actions that resulted in the death of two laborers in an unsecured 12-foot-deep trench that collapsed on them last September. The Jackson Hole News&Guide reports the complaint cites text messages that were reportedly from the developer to the two men, giving them job-related orders. The text messages indicated that the work site was in violation of local and state regulations. The lawsuit says one message in August to one of the two laborers said: “Keep working regardless of what anyone says.” This lawsuit asks for $1 million each in damages for beneficiaries of the two men. The News&Guide says that the county prosecutor hasn’t decided what criminal charges, if any, will be filed. Wyoming’s Occupational Safety and Health Administration has proposed penalizing the developer $10,532 for “serious” violations.

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BANFF, Alberta – Elected officials in Banff have started a conversation about whether congestion pricing would help the town inside Banff National Park deal with its excess of cars during summer. It seems to be a no-go at the moment, but the topic is on the table. Banff has set a congestion level defined by 24,000 trips in a day within its borders as unacceptable. By that metric, the town was congested 67 times last year, according to the town’s engineering coordinator, Stephen Allan. Applying a fee for use of a car during congested times would seek to discourage use of the vehicle. A congestion charge of $5 to $15 applied from June through September would yield $1.1 million to $5.5 million for alternative transportation, Allen said. London implemented a congestion charge in 2003 that was credited with reducing car travel 23 percent by 2012. In 2016-18, the charge yielded $280 million that underwrote other transit initiatives. Elsewhere in the world, both Singapore and Stockholm levy congestion charges, and Vancouver has been exploring such a charge. In Colorado, Crested Butte is talking congestion, too. But it’s a whole different problem, one apparently caused by employees of downtown shops parking in front of the stores. This has the Town Council talking about enforcing parking limits, including the mountain town equivalent of a parking maid. “The question facing the council appears to be whether to implement a comprehensive parking plan in town and – that means paid parking – or keep flying with a Crested Butte casual attitude,” Mark Reaman, editor of the Crested Butte News, explains. Reaman concedes Crested Butte’s traffic problems would be considered trifling – or less – in much of the motorized universe. What nobody seems to want is paid parking, as began several years ago in Breckenridge. During July, the mountain towns’ busiest and most prosperous month, Crested Butte is “certainly busy and more stressful than May parking, but it’s rarely over-the-top hell,” he writes.

Kerouac bronzed along one of his roads FRASER – A life-size bronze statue of the writer Jack Kerouac has been completed and now stands in the vicinity of Fraser, along with a similar statue of President Dwight Eisenhower. Eisenhower is an easy explanation. He enjoyed fly fishing around Fraser when he was president, as his wife, Mamie, was from Denver. As for Kerouac, the author of On the Road and Dharma Bums, he passed through Fraser in his continent-crossing traipses in the 1940s and 1950s. Fraser then was a logging and railroad town. This was before the interstate, and most travelers between Salt Lake and Denver used U.S. 40. Kerouac hung out a lot in Denver and San Francisco but made his home in New York City. The likeness was created by Howard Neville and unveiled at the Fraser Valley Distillery. “I’m glad that we can unveil it here because this is basically what killed Jackson,” Neville said in a toast, alluding to the alcoholism that killed Kerouac at age 47. Neville, reports the Sky-Hi News, has created 47 miniature versions to sell.

Chinese dismissed after building Truckee TRUCKEE, Calif. – Long before Truckee became a ski town it was a lumber town and also a railroad town. Both industries had drawn large numbers of Chinese immigrants to California and elsewhere across the West.

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For a time, they were welcomed. The Central Pacific Railway was built to Promontory Point in Utah in May 1869, thanks to nearly 20,000 Chinese. The rails laid, Chinese in Truckee worked as woodcutters to produce lumber needed for the silver mines of Virginia City’s Comstock Lodge, producing the wealth that produced the mansions of San Francisco. There were also laundrymen, doctors and prostitutes, together comprising nearly a third of Truckee’s population in 1870. Writing in the Sierra Sun, architectural historian Corri Jiminez explains that attitudes toward Chinese shifted when boom times ended and recession arrived. He cites articles in the Truckee Republican, which in 1875 found that Truckee’s Chinatown had “a very good appearance but just two years later reported that all the shops and places of business were uniformly ‘uncleanly and filthy.’” The next year, there were three fires in Chinatown, believed to be caused by anti-Chinese vigilantes. The vigilantes, known as the Caucasian League, stepped up their efforts, boycotting businesses who employed Chinese. The newspaper stepped up its rhetoric, by 1882 referring to the “Chinese pestilence.” By 1886, the Chinese were gone from Truckee. In Wyoming, it was worse. Chinese were willing to work for less money mining coal for the transcontinental railroad and in 1875 worked despite a strike. In 1885, white miners from the Knights of Labor massacred Chinese miners, leaving 28 dead and 15 injured. There had also been race riots in the Seattle area and in Los Angeles.

How big is too big for houses in Aspen?

ASPEN – Aspen long has been favored by the world’s 1 percenters. This includes both liberals and conservatives, but especially the latter. Two of the four Koch brothers, they of fossil fuel fame, now or in the past have owned places in or around Aspen. So did a Saudi prince, Bandar bin Sultan, who had a 56,000-square-foot house that he sold in 2012. That’s just the main house. The buyer, hedge-fund billionaire John Paulson, was one of Trump’s campaign advisors in 2016. And it should be noted that the $24.5 million he paid for the sprawling Aspen digs comes in only second on his real-estate list. He paid $41 million for a place in Southampton, N.Y. This castle is outside Aspen proper, like other big homes. But even some lesser McMansions come in at 15,000 square feet. That’s the same size as the Pitkin County courthouse, points out Tony Vagneur, writing in The Aspen Times. “If you’ve ever wandered through one of those big, bad boys, it’s reminiscent of wandering through an over-sized mausoleum or an outdated, empty hotel,” he writes. “Aloneness is a word that comes to mind, especially when they’re unoccupied so often. It’s hard to make a 15,000-square-foot house ring true to the meaning of ‘house,’ no matter what kind of art you hang on the wall.” Now, the maximum size allowed is 5,750 square feet. However, by buying land elsewhere in the county and transferring the development rights from those, homes of 10,000 to 13,000 square feet remain possible. Pitkin County officials – but not those in Aspen – have been talking for the last year about further limiting house sizes. Real estate agents, developers and architects in the Aspen area want to allow more larger homes. They have resisted any restrictions. Pitkin County officials will take up the matter again in late August. The compromise Vagneur sees making sense is 7,500 square feet. Energy use of the supersized homes figures into the debate. A 10,000-square-foot home doesn’t use 10 times more energy than a 1,000 square-foot home, a study found, but instead 30 times more energy. A house’s energy appetite escalates disproportionately beginning at 7,000 square feet. Paul Andersen, also writing in The Aspen Times, says if the Aspen community “hopes to seriously confront climate change, it has to address the impacts of empty vacation homes, which cover ridgelines and mesas as a testament to the privilege of wealth.” Why hasn’t the community crimped house sizes in line with their climate impacts? Because, says Andersen, the topic remains “taboo in Aspen and Pitkin County, where an inconvenient truth is mostly unspoken: extravagant vacation homes contribute significantly to the pending crises of climate change.”

– Allen Best

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here’s such a thing as healthy competition, and then there’s Strava. Strava isn’t necessarily unhealthy, per se, but anxiety is, and every once in awhile I blame Strava for my mid-run stresses. Strava is great, or whatever, because it tracks every tiny movement you make when you run, bike, or swim on an app that is obviously meant for triathletes and not people who just want to take their dog on a morning jog. It follows you by GPS and records all of your stats including pace, elevation, your hopes and your dreams, then saves them into geographical segments so that next time you exercise, you can make sure that you do slightly worse on that big uphill and cry in shame before starting your Monday--or, if you don’t cry and if you beat your stats, you get a medal, and that feels pretty good. I first downloaded the app on my phone so I could be in “healthy competition” with myself. I wanted to see the stats and get the medals. I wanted to be faster, stronger, and better--that is, until I suddenly started getting “followers”. I’d had the app for a few weeks before I realized it was a social app; that my friends could see the days where I couldn’t make it up the hill and quite possibly saw me cry, too. They could see the days when I didn’t earn any medals or the days, or, weeks, I didn’t even go out at all. While I personally may have come to peace with popcorn and Netflix instead of “crushing” and “sending”, I can’t be certain that my Strava friends could. All this “following” made me feel a little selfconscious, anxious, and therefore, slightly unhealthy. The obvious next step was to change my Strava settings to “private” and ignore all my follower requests, totally defeating the purpose of Strava to begin with, but I was still anxious on days with a headwind or when my dog needed to stop and sniff something because that meant my stats would be compromised and I wouldn’t get my medals and I needed my medals--give me my medals!! This “healthy competition” was truly bringing out the worst in me so, one day while running, I decided to create my own version of a running and biking (not swimming, because, honestly, who uses it for swimming?) app that gives or takes away points based on situational variables; awarding points when there is an unavoidable hindrance and taking away points if you have noteworthy advantages. Making things a little more fair, a little less stressful, and a little more healthy.

A LOCAL’S GUIDE TO TRAINING APPS How to “Strava” like a local: The weather is perfect. You’re feeling great, perfect for a run. +0 points *Treat yourself to some new shoes at Durango Running Company or Backcountry Experience where you should also treat yourself to a new climbing harness and base layers because you’re a winner and winners deserve it. You got in a fight with your significant other because you bought too much gear. You need to run out the rage from your fight, so you go faster for longer: -4points *Get an “I’m sorry” card at Urban Market, “I’m sorry” flowers from April’s Garden and a gift card to Ken and Sue’s. A storm front is moving in and you have a headwind of 30mph: +3points You turned around so the storm front is giving you a tailwind of 45 mph: -5points Now It’s raining, snowing, and hailing all at the same time: +4 points *Next time bring a rain jacket: Pine Needle Dry Goods, But for now, give up. Go get a beer and a burger at 2nd Deli and Spirits. You’re going on a first date tonight and your favorite t-shirt is fitting a little snug (maybe all the burgers and beer?). The motivation pumps you up: -2 points *Just buy a new shirt at Crow’s Closet, Rose Duds, or The Sparrow. Consider fruits and vegetables from Durango Natural Foods and don’t forget deodorant, and a razor at Nature’s Oasis. The date went well and now you have a hangover: +5points *Drink your weight in coffee from Durango Coffee Company or Magpies Newstand and follow it up with a hearty breakfast from College Drive Cafe, Durango Diner, or Oscars. You get a bad side-ache from eating and then running. You have to walk. +3 points *Grab some tummy-nourishing herbs and teas from Dancing Willow Herbs, Old Barrel Tea Co., or Create Art and Tea Maybe just give up on running and go get a bicycle instead. Don’t forget to Strava your rides. Mountain Bike Specialists, 2nd Ave, Pedal the Peaks

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FIVE STAR REVIEW LOCAL FIRST REVIEWS LOCAL BUSINESSES

first met Traci Moriarty, CPDT-KA at Wag Between Barks, after I found my first dog, Bodhi. He was a sweet dog, but as a rescue, he was a little skittish, and honestly, he was kind of glued to my feet. Wherever I went, Bodhi went, too, and there was no arguing about it. Luckily, I worked in a dog-friendly office, so I didn’t have to leave him at home all day, and he could loyally be by my feet 24 hours a day. It was probably the 10th time I tripped over him and maybe the 100th time he got scared of my coworkers or people on the street when I knew I needed to do something about it. Since he was already on-edge and nervous, disciplining him wasn’t an option. I needed to find something special, something softer, something more positive. Wag Between Barks was just that—in fact, that’s their claim to fame: training by using positive reinforcement. Studies have shown that using “force-free” methods—meaning no shocks, pain, fear, or any physical force—is more efficient, fair, and fun for both the dog and the handler. And, as it turns out, it was a much better way to handle my very nervous dog.

have to admit, it’s been awhile since I rode a bike. I used to love riding around; sun on my face, wind in my hair, but I’ve just gotten a little too busy. Being busy isn’t an excuse though when the weather is beautiful and so on a recent sunny day, I went into my garage to pick out an old bike to ride, but they were all in desperate need of a little TLC. So, one by one, I brought my old dusty bikes into Mountain Bike Specialists. The minute I walked through the doors, I felt like I was stepping into a piece of bicycle heaven. It was a mecca of bikes, accessories, clothing and I was spinning in euphoria when a very friendly employee walked up to me, snapping me out of my dream and asked if there was anything he could help me with. I actually didn’t know how to respond because I was so overwhelmed with questions.

Once I learned about Traci’s methods, I became aware of the very extensive training she herself has had. No, she wasn’t taught to “sit” and “stay” by using delicious treats; instead, she spent over a year in an apprenticeship—learning and researching—and ultimately gained a CPDT, or Certified Professional Dog Trainer credential (which, I learned, is kind of a big deal).

I was there for a tune up, but I wanted to ask about the plethora of accessories lining the walls, I wanted to ask about all the different kinds of bikes on the floor, and about all the framed jerseys near the ceiling. I was curious about the pedal assist bikes, and the various mountain bikes in the windows. I was so giddy with excitement, in fact, that the employee had a hard time answering all of my questions at once. But eventually I let him tell me about the many offerings that could get me through any ride; short or long, road or mountain. He told me about the quality bikes offered and knew a fountain of information as to what it would take to get me on the open road.

Being a CPDT means that Traci has to stay up-to-date on the most scientific advancements and studies in dog training. On top of that, she’s been a professional member of the Pet Professional Guild for several years, which requires following a strict code of conduct. For me—a dog owner who’s as wary of people touching my dog as my dog is wary of people, this was very reassuring. Bodhi seemed like he would be in good hands.

But then, what really caught me interest, was all the framed bike jerseys hanging high up on the walls. It turns out, the downtown shop also holds a museum of bike jerseys from cycling celebrities that make the industry so much fun, including World Champion Ned Overend, and Olympians, Travis Brown, Ruthie Mathes, Todd Wells and Howard Grotts. In fact, I was told that if I stuck around long enough I might even run into some of these pros inside the shop.

I looked at the classes that Wag Between Barks offered and had a hard time choosing among them. I wanted Bodhi to do it all: basic manners, puppy classes, Canine Good Citizen, outdoor manners (including dinner on the Homeslice Pizza patio), therapy dog classes, senior-only classes, and private one-on-one classes. Obviously I wanted to go eat some pizza at Homeslice, but I figured a basic manners class would be a great start for Bodhi—maybe followed by pizza later if he was good.

That got me a little too excited and I started asking too many questions again. Luckily, the employee was super patient, very kind, and happy to engage in my inquiries. Then he looked down at the old clunker I’d brought in to get fixed and asked if he could take that off my hands, understanding exactly why I’d brought it into the store to begin with.

I was nervous to drop Bodhi off because of his behavior history, but Traci immediately established a gentle rapport with him. She was understanding of his nervousness, and instead of jumping straight into obedience, she eased in with basic manners, something Bodhi has always had a hard time with. She was so good with Bodhi that, when it was time to pick him up, it kind of felt like he wanted to hang out with her a little longer. That all changed, though, when I told him we were getting pizza. After Bodhi’s class was done, walking him downtown and taking him to my office was much easier. He was less reactive to people and would listen to my commands. He was as happy to work with me on his new skills as he was happy to follow in my footsteps. It’s so much easier to have a dog who listens to me and is well-mannered. Little does he know that, although he did so well, he might have to take all of Traci’s classes, which I think he’ll love. signed, will sit for pizza

The shop offered a full fix and tune up from some of the most highly skilled professionals in the bicycle industry. They, too, were friendly and ever though I knew I shouldn’t, they let me watch what they were doing anyway. Even better, they talked me through some of the basic mechanics of bicycle maintenance. I also learned from them that Mountain Bike Specialists was named a “top cycling retailer” by Bicycle Retailer & Industry News as well as being the major sponsor of the Iron Horse Bicycle Classic since 1972. I simply stood there, mouth agape, until the mechanic, again, had to snap me out of my stuper to offer me back my freshly tuned bike. I took it home that evening with gratitude and images of big trails and fast hills speeding through my head--maybe I’ll try to go neck and neck with the pros in a big race--you never know.

signed, rock’n and happily rolling

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Slopestyle by Stephen Eginoire

ell, folks, we made it through another

tains, summer is a relative term with the amount of

solstice, and itâ€™s all downhill from here.

snow that still lingers. Hereâ€™s a look at the first days

Downhill as in an easy, gentle coast

of summer on the slopes of 13,066 foot Kendall

through summertime. Although, high in the moun-

Mountain (sans skis)!

Good self-arrest skills will be essential to high country travel at least through the coming weeks.

A sure sign of summer: the fairy slipper orchid

Taking a much-needed water break.

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Taste the lime, smell the roses by Ari LeVaux

ime is available all year but is never more in season then summer. Hot times mean an increase in the need for thirst management, a task for which limes are exceptionally qualified. The Caribbean coast of Colombia us no stranger to limes, thirst or some quenching places where the two intersect. In Santa Marta, I had a lesson in how to make a cool, frothy beverage called limonada de coco. A mix of coconut milk, lime and sugar, there isn’t a lot to it. But in teaching me his special method, chef Jairo Villafane, taught me a trick that changed my lime game for good. I have not seen or heard of this technique anywhere else, including countless recipes for limonada de coco I have read. Villafane comes from a long line of great cooks, all of them women, and has cooked in several prestigious restaurants. In his small home kitchen, he wore a hair covering and a bright pink polo shirt. He washed six limes and cut them in half. I assumed he would juice them with a hand-held lime squeezer, an ubiquitous tool in the region. Instead, he put them in a blender, covered them with water, and blended them briefly until the lime was thoroughly worked but still composed of recognizable bits. He then poured the chunks through a strainer, and squeezed the remains to get as much juice out as possible. Every other recipe for limonada de coco uses plain lime juice, which is a waste of both time and lime once you know Jairo’s trick. His method yields more lime flavor per lime, and quickly. Beyond the limonada de coco, Villafane’s blender technique can be used in the making

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of other limey dishes too, from marinades to sauces to other drinks. In almost any instance where lime is called for, the blender trick will help. It works on lemons, too. As I’ve written previously, lemons can be blended (without the seeds) all the way into a zesty, versatile foam that improves lemonade, lemon bars and everything in between. But lime is too potent for that. Its flavor is more complex than a lemon’s. The two fruit are similarly acidic, but a lemon’s acid comes exclusively from citric acid, while a lime contains a cocktail of acids, including citric, malic and succinic acids. Limes also contain bitter notes that are absent from the flavor of a lemon. A lime is like a tangled jungle of acids and bitters, while a lemon is just a simple, bright sunbeam. A blended lime, including all of that skin and pith, is simply too bitter. But via partial blending, a la Jairo Villafante, the technique extracts all of the juice and just enough extra to make it a little more interesting. This week, in my northern vacation spot, Jairo’s limonada de coco has made me some new friends. As I have tweaked the recipe, volunteer tasters have not been hard to find. During my research, some of my co-vacationers determined that limonada de coco makes a good base for a modified Moscow Mule. But ultimately, I took my drink in a different direction, adding strawberries and rose petals, and sometimes a shot of gin. The flavors in my rosy, strawberry limonada de coco work together seamlessly. The result is complex, yet smooth; sweet, bitter and totally quenching. This recipe depends not only on the blender technique

but also a rose petal trick, researched with petals from the salt air roses that grow wild in my summer hideaway, and confirmed with unsprayed landscape roses. Like the blender technique, the rose trick is broadly applicable. You don’t consume the rose petals, but smell them as you eat or drink your way around them. Their sweet fragrance tricks your taste buds into thinking the drink is sweeter than it is, while drawing out the floral notes of the strawberries. The perfumey feel would be tarnished if you actually chewed a petal and tasted its soapy flavor. Instead, smell the roses and taste the fruit. It’s summer, after all. This recipe is broken into two parts. The first part is for a classic limonada de coco, followed by my modified, rosy strawberry version. Remember not to add ice until the end. Otherwise the coconut milk will congeal unpleasantly. On that note, Jairo maintains that for this drink, canned coconut milk is preferable to homemade. Stop and Smell the Roses Serves 2 2 limes, cut into quarters (or halves, if your blender is as good as Jairo’s) ½ cup water 2 Tablespoons sugar (or to taste) ½ can coconut milk Handful of strawberries Ice Rose petals, rinsed Blend the lime and water until it’s somewhere between chopped and a slurry, with large chunks that are recognizably lime-based, about three to 10 seconds, depending on the blender. Pour this through a strainer, squeezing the remains to get all the juice. Pour the lime extract back in the blender, add the coconut milk and sugar, and blend. You now have a classic limonada de coco. To make it a Coconut Rose, add strawberries and blend again. Toss the rose petals with the ice and put some rosy cubes in a glass. Add gin to the rosy ice if desired. Pour the pink frothy drink over the rosy ice, and garnish with more petals. You are now clear to smell the roses and quench your thirst, all in a single sip. n

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Remembering Jeff, reggae for Stevie and car wheels by Chris Aaland

ger since first hearing the rumors on Saturday. If you know someone who needs help, please be there for them. he Colorado bluegrass community lost an icon Monday Saturday is Reggae Day for Rasta Stevie, with events takwhen former Yonder Mountain String Band mandolin ing place at a variety of venues across Durango. The 11th Street player and lead singer Jeff Austin died after several days on Station hosts music from noon ‘til 7 p.m., including DJs life support. I awoke to the third morning of Telluride Bluegrass Codestar, Skinny Danger, JahMek, Blood Preshah, Riddim Pusher, to hushed whispers from friends that Austin had died. A quick Revelation’s Healing of the Nation and Inner Orbit Sound Syscheck of social media had plenty of rumors about it, with claims tem. Then, from 8 ‘til 12:30 a.m., the Animas City Theatre hosts he’d committed suicide or overdosed. Some musician friends con- Niceness, Mister Kali, Gracie Bassie and Blood Preshah. A live and firmed that something had happened, but that they couldn’t silent auction will also be held for more than 100 items, include share details. VIP tickets to The When Yonder took the Ride and Roots Rock stage Saturday, Telluride Equinox, haircuts, was already in a somber gift cards to local mood. The freak storm that restaurants, organic moved across Colorado on produce, artwork, the first day of summer had jewelry and much dumped rain, hail, sleet and more. Businesses even snow on festivarians that play reggae that for hours. And, of course, day will also have we’d all heard variations of tip jars out to raise the tragic news. Bassist Ben additional funds. Kauffman grabbed the miRasta Stevie is a crophone and said, “We’re former Telluride Yonder Mountain String City Council memBand, and we’re going to ber who is currently play some music for you.” the longest-standing The applause was faint as DJ at KDUR, where Kauffman’s voice was alhe’s spun reggae for ready cracking. A fund-raiser for local muisc producer Rasta Stevie, who is undergoing cancer decades on Friday Five years ago, Austin nights. He’s also an treatment, will be held this Saturday featuring auctions and live bands. and his three musical brothactivist, herbsman, ers parted ways. It was called an “amicable” split by their respective organic farmer, skier and general lover of life. Rasta is fighting camps, and Yonder replaced him with virtuoso mandolin player HPV caused squamous cell carcinoma, which has created a huge Jacob Jolliff and soulful fiddler Allie Kral. Austin recorded a powerdebt beyond his insurance coverage. ful solo album, “The Simple Truth,” and formed the Jeff Austin KSUT has gone all crazy this week, starting yesterday (Wed., Band with top pickers from the Colorado newgrass community and June 26) with a sold-out Patty Griffin/Carrie Rodriguez beyond. Even if tensions seemed to exist between the two camps, twin bill at the Community Concert Hall. They also have a soldYonder Kinfolk now had two energetic bands to follow. out co-production with the Concert Hall at 7:30 p.m. Friday A few songs into Saturday’s set, Kauffman again addressed the when Lucinda Williams & Buick 6 come to town. Williams is crowd. He told us that 20 years ago, he, Adam Aijala, Dave Johnon tour celebrating the 20th anniversary of her masterpiece, “Car ston and Jeff Austin played their first Telluride Bluegrass set. In Wheels on a Gravel Road.” She’ll kick off the show by playing what should have been a celebratory anniversary for the band, each track from that record in sequence before launching into a instead, they wept. Kauffman asked the crowd to pray, send love second set that features songs from throughout her storied career. and energy, or do whatever we could for Austin, who “was still Sorry, this one sold out in less than 30 hours last month. with us” at the time. They proceeded to jam the rest of the show, Tickets still remain for KSUT’s third concert of the week: the dipping deep into the old Yonder well from the 15 years that Black Lillies at 7:30 p.m. tonight (Thurs., June 27) at the Henry Austin was a member of the group. Others joined them onstage, Strater Theatre. The Black Lillies are regulars in these parts. In including Tim O’Brien, members of Greensky Bluegrass, and Yonfact, this week’s show marks the third year in a row they’ve der’s old songwriting partner and former Durango resident, played KSUT’s concert series. The band has undergone an evoluBenny “Burle” Galloway. tion in recent years. When they formed a decade ago, they were “Remembering the incredible times and magical moments primarily a vehicle for the lush lyrics of leader and frontman puts us at a profound loss for words,” the band posted today. Cruz Contreras. Early albums like “Whiskey Angel” and “100 “While we honor his memory, we will continue to pray for his Miles of Wreckage” were Americana and alt-country gems. Harder family and for the journey they now face without him.” They rockers began to creep in on their next two discs, “Runaway Freealso included a link to a Sweet Relief page set up to raise money way Blues” and “Hard to Please,” which are my personal fafor his medical expenses. vorites. Lineup shifts hit the band and Contreras and company I didn’t know Jeff well, but I’d met him several times. I once stripped down to their rock & roll roots for last year’s “Stranger to smuggled a keg of beer backstage to one of Yonder’s shows that Me,” which strays into indie rock territory while allowing bassist I’d helped produce. I saw him join the Larry Keel Experience at Sam Quinn to take on new responsibilities as a lead singer and the old Abbey Theatre. He bought cookies from my boy in front songwriter. Not that songwriting was alien to Quinn – he’s a vetof the Camel’s Garden while autographing young Peter Spencer’s eran of 1,000 Americana wars with his former band, The Everymandolin. And I had the pleasure of interviewing him once on bodyfields. Durango’s own StillHouse Junkies, fresh from their the air, when the Jeff Austin Band did an acoustic performance at runner-up finish at the Telluride Bluegrass band competition, KSUT. I always found Jeff to be friendly, outgoing and more than opens the show. willing to crow about his beloved Chicago Cubs. Howlin’ like a lion ’til the roar be all you hear? Email me at There’s a hole in my musical heart today. It’s only grown bigchrisa@gobrainstorm.net.n

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Thursday27 Baby Meetup with Durango Café au Play, 9:30-11:30 a.m., 2307 Columbine. 749-9607. Explore Science: Earth & Space, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m., event also runs June 28, Children’s Museum & Science Center in Farmington. 505-599-1425. E-bike Cruise, part of Clean Commute Week, noon-1 p.m., from Transit Center to Environmental Center at Fort Lewis College. www.durangogov.org/cleancommuteweek. Tween Time: Intergalactic Space Globes, 1-2 p.m., Durango Public Library. Drop-in Tennis, 4 p.m., Durango High School, 2390 Main Ave. Inaugural Spring-Build-Up Furniture Building Celebration, hosted by The MakerLab, 4 – 8 p.m., Powerhouse Science Center, 1333 Camino del Rio. Veterans Thursday Afternoon Social Club for veterans, their spouses and supporters, 4-6 p.m., VFW, 1550 Main Ave.

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Bike Parade to Ska, part of Clean Commute Week, 4:30 p.m., meet at 2nd Ave. Sports, 640 E. 2nd Ave. www.durangogov.org/cleancommuteweek. Trailwork Party for SkyRaider Trail, 4:30-7 p.m., event also runs 9 a.m.-noon, June 29, meet at Red Mountain Drive in Skyridge. Register at www.trails2000.org. Bayfield Farmers Market, featuring local farmers, bakers, craftsmen and more, 4:30-7 p.m., Joe Stephenson Park in Bayfield. www.bayfielddowntownfarmersmarket.org. Durango Green Drinks, hosted by the City of Durango’s Sustainability Division and La Plata Open Space Conservancy, 5-6:45 p.m., Carver Brewing Co., 1022 Main Ave.

Meet the Author event featuring Gerry Roach, coauthor of Colorado Thirteeners, 6:30 p.m., Maria’s Bookshop, 960 Main Ave. www.mariasbookshop.com. Gary B. Walker performs, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Jean-Pierre Restaurant & Wine Bar, 601 Main Ave.

Friday Nights at Fox Fire Farms, featuring music from The Assortment, 6-9 p.m., Fox Fire Farms in Ignacio. foxfirefarms.com.

Pixie and The Partygrass Boys perform, 7-9 p.m., Fenceline Cider in Mancos. www.fencelinecider.com.

Live music, 6-9 p.m., DJ Hakan, 9 p.m.-close, Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.

“Between Vigilance and Sleeping,” presented by 20MOONS, 7:30 p.m., show also runs June 28-29, MainStage Theatre at Fort Lewis College. www.20moons.com.

The 5 Point Film Festival, part of the Colorado Trail Days festival, 6:30 p.m., Powerhouse Science Center, 1333 Camino del Rio. www.ctdays.com.

The Black Lillies perform, 7:30 p.m., Henry Strater Theatre, 699 Main Ave. www.henrystratertheatre.com.

Disco Night, 6:30-9 p.m., Chapman Hill Skating Rink. 375-7395.

Open Mic & Stand-Up, 8 p.m., El Rancho Tavern, 975 Main Ave.

Andrew Schuhmann performs, 7 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave.

Karaoke, 8 p.m., Wild Horse Saloon, 601 E. 2nd Ave. Plursday featuring DJ Spark Madden, 9 p.m., Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.

Karaoke, 7 p.m.-close, VFW, 1550 Main Ave.

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Colorado Trail Days, presented by Backcountry Experience, June 28-30, events around Durango. www.ctdays.com.

Trail Party Enduro Race, June 29, Purgatory Resort. www.purgatoryresort.com.

Durango Early Bird Toastmasters, 7-8:30 a.m., LPEA, 45 Stewart St. 769-7615.

Durango Farmers Market, featuring music from Elle Carpenter & Friends, 8 a.m.-noon, TBK Bank parking lot, W. 8th Street. www.durangofarmersmarket.com.

Free yoga, 8:30-9:30 a.m., Lively Boutique, 809 Main Ave.

Drop-in Tennis, 9 a.m., Durango High School, 2390 Main Ave.

Zumba Gold, 9:30-10:15 a.m., La Plata Senior Center, 2424 Main Ave.

Coffee talk with the San Juan Mountain Association, part of the Colorado Trail Days festival, 9:30 a.m., Outdoor Research Tiny House at Backcountry Experience. www.ctdays.com.

Adam Swanson performs, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.

Kids’ Club: Upcycled Rocket Ships, for ages 5-12, 1-2 p.m., Durango Public Library.

Sitting Meditation, 5:30-6:15 p.m., Durango Dharma Center, 1800 E. 3rd Ave.

Spanish Speaking Parents & Littles Fridays, 4-6 p.m., Durango Café au Play, 1309 E. 3rd Ave., Room 201. durangocafeauplay.org. Ignacio Farmers & Artisans Market, 4-8 p.m., runs Fridays thru Oct. 4, ELHI Community Center in Ignacio. 563-4600.

Tai Chi at Trimble, 9:30 a.m., Trimble Hot Springs, 6475 CR 203. 247-0111. Henry Stoy performs, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Jean-Pierre Restaurant & Wine Bar, 601 Main Ave. VFW Indoor Flea Market, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., 1550 Main Ave. 247-0384. Traditional Hopi Dances, 11 a.m., noon, 2 and 4 p.m., performances also run June 30, Visitor and Research Center in Mesa Verde National Park. www.nps.gov. Reggae Day for Rasta Stevie, a FUNdraiser for 4

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The Kirk James Blues Band performs, 7-11 p.m., Billy Goat Saloon in Gem Village.

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Love Your Commute Celebration, part of Clean Commute Week, 5-7 p.m., Ska Brewing Co., 225 Girard St. www.durangogov.org/cleancommuteweek.

Open Mic Night, 6 p.m., Eno Wine Bar, 723 E. 2nd Ave.

BMX Friday Night Races, 6 p.m., Cundiff Park. 3757331.

Gary Watkins performs, 7 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave.

TGIF – Live Music & Lunch, featuring Terry Rickard, 11 a.m.-1 p.m., Farmington Civic Center; Star Spangled Celebration, featuring hot dogs, family activities and more, 12:30-3:30 p.m., Farmington Rec Center. 505-5991148.

Elektric Voodoo performs for Concerts @ the Park, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Buckley Park. www.durangoconcerts.com.

Adam Swanson performs, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.

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his health attainment fund, DJs Codestar, Skinny Danger Jahmek and more perform, noon-7 p.m., 11th Street Station; Niceness, Mister Kali and more perform, 8 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Animas City Theatre, 128 E. College Dr. www.animascitythe atre.com. Summer Picker’s Circle by the River, musicians of all skill levels welcome, 3-5 p.m. Saturdays thru August, White Rabbit Books & Curiosities, 128 W. 14th St. 259-2213. The Assortment performs, 5 p.m., Animas River Beer Garden at Doubletree Hotel, 501 Camino del Rio. Kirk James performs, 5-8 p.m., Serious Texas BBQ South. Adam Swanson performs, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave. Light Show Public Skate, 6:30-9 p.m., Chapman Hill. 375-7395. The Black Velvet Trio performs, 7 p.m., Derailed Pour House, 725 Main Ave. Matt Rupnow performs, 7 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave. Jake Duhling performs, 7-9 p.m., Fenceline Cider in Mancos. www.fencelinecider.com. Comedy Cocktail open mic stand up, 8 p.m., Eno Wine Bar, 723 E. 2nd Ave. An Evening with Brain King, comedy showcase also featuring special guest comics, 7:30 p.m., Henry Strater Theatre, 699 Main Ave. www.henrystratertheatre.com. Smelter Mountain Boys perform, 8 p.m., 11th Street Station, 1101 Main Ave. DJ Side Affex, 9 p.m.-close, Starlight Lounge, 937 Main.

Sunday30 416 Burn Area Overlook Tour, 8 a.m.-2:30 p.m., guided by MK Gunn with San Juan Mountains Association. Register at mk@sjma.org or 385-1269.

Standing tall: Colorado’s 13ers offer plenty of excitement What: “Colorado Thirteeners,” talk and book signing with author Gerry Roach When: 6:30 p.m., Thurs., June 27 Where: Pine Needle Dry Goods, 858 Main Ave. As a lifelong avid climber and mountaineer, one could say guidebook guru Gerry Roach enjoys getting off the beaten path. And what better way than to highlight Colorado’s lesser-known but nonetheless spectacular array of 13,000foot peaks? Roach will be in town tonight (Thurs., June 27) to present a talk on his latest book, Colorado Thirteeners. (His seminal guidebook, Colorado Fourteeners, was published more than 20 years ago but still remains a classic.) “Although climbing Colorado’s Gerry Roach 14,000-foot peaks has become increasingly popular in recent years for both state natives and visitors, many of the best climbs in the state are actually 13,000-foot peaks,” writes Roach. “With an even mix of hikes, scrambles and climbs, as well as an average of

guest, 2-5 p.m., Sundays thru Aug. 4, Trimble Hot Springs, 6475 CR 203. 247-0111. Adult Coloring, 3-5 p.m., event runs each Sunday thru Aug. 25, White Rabbit Books & Curiosities Garden, 128 W. 14th St. 259-2213. Julie and the Boyz performs for Music in the Shade Summer Series, 4-7 p.m., Wines of the San Juan in Blanco, N.M. Erik Nordstrom and Friends perform, 5-7 p.m., Fenceline Cider in Mancos. www.fencelinecider.com. Blue Moon Ramblers, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave. Robin Davis performs, 7 p.m., The Office, 699 Main.

almost four routes per peak, there is something for everyone on Colorado’s Thirteeners.” The book includes accurate and userfriendly information on 59 of the state’s major 13ers, detailing 202 routes as well as trailhead and driving directions, distance, elevation gain, and difficulty and effort rating ratings. In more than 50 years of mountaineering, Roach has climbed all over the world, including 12 Alaskan expeditions, 10 Andean expeditions, and seven Himalayan expeditions, including Mount Everest. He is also the second person ever to climb the highest peaks on each of the seven continents. Closer to home, Roach has climbed more than 1,200 named peaks in Colorado, including all the Fourteeners, which he completed (for the first time) in 1975. Roach lives in Boulder with his wife and climbing partner, Jennifer. The evening is sponsored by Maria’s Bookshop and Pine Needle.

Industry Nights, featuring music and throwback movies Mondays thru summer restaurant, retail or tourism-related workers, featuring screening of Bruce Lee’s “Enter the Dragon,” 10 p.m., Animas City Theatre, 128 E. College Dr. www.animascitytheatre.com. Contiki Party with the Aussies, 9 p.m.-close, Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.

Tuesday02 Zumba Gold, 9:30-10:15 a.m., La Plata Senior Center, 2424 Main Ave. Guided Nature Tours, 9:45 a.m.-noon, Tuesday and Thursday thru mid-August, meet inside Purgatory Ticket Office. sjma.org.

Durango Flea Market, 8:30 a.m., La Plata County Fairgrounds.

Yoga Storytime, 9:30-10:45 a.m., Smiley Building Studio 10, 1309 E. 3rd Ave.

Henry Stoy performs, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., Jean-Pierre Restaurant & Wine Bar, 601 Main Ave.

Watch Your Step class, 10:15 a.m., Durango Senior Center, 2424 Main Ave.

The Club - La Plata Dems on the Move Monthly Luncheon, featuring panel with La Plata County Commissioner Clyde Church, Sheriff Sean Smith, County Treasurer Allison Aichele, County Assessor Carrie Woodson, and Durango City Councilors Barbara Noseworthy and Kim Baxter, noon-1:30 p.m., Durango Doubletree Hotel, 501 Camino del Rio. theclubdems@gmail.com or 403-5724.

Traditional Irish Music Jam, 12:30-4 p.m., Irish Embassy, 900 Main Ave.

Terry Hartzel performs, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.

Drop-in Tennis, 4 p.m., Durango High School, 2390 Main Ave.

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AskRachel Interesting fact: Forget fact-checking for veracity. Did you know there is no service for checking facts for intrigue and interest? I wield all the power here. Dear Rachel, Hi, I’m an anonymous Telegraph employee. I recently received a letter about one of your recent answers, where you mentioned a raccoon hitting two pieces of flint together to start a forest fire. It suggested that two pieces of flint wouldn’t start a fire, but that flint and high-carbon steel would do the trick. I don’t know either way, but could you please start fact-checking your own column from here on out? – Telegraph Ombudsman Dear Media Mediator, The Guinness Book of World Records got its start as a behind-the-bar guide to settling drinking disputes. That’s why it’s run by a brewing company. That’s a fact – verified by my memory, which is indubitably faultless. We need a similar book of interesting facts to settle disputes between newspaper-people and other newspaper-people. Any local brewers want to take that on? You can reprint all my interesting facts from years past. I’ll only ask for 50 percent of the proceeds. – Yo momma’s interesting, Rachel

Dear Rachel, I have never been to a concert festival in Telluride or Pagosa or anywhere that requires sleeping in the cold and spending all day on the ground. All my so-called friends keep telling me

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I’m missing out. Missing out? On below-freezing nights in June? On strangers riding that hungover/drunk wave for three days? On using porta-potties? No thanks. Yet I need a shut-down answer for why I don’t bother. Any ideas? – Homebody Dear Concert No-Goer, Can I get an amen? Amen! I love music, and live music is somehow more delicious than canned tunes. But seriously, why do we have to wallow like overcrowded pigs to see some acts we care about only marginally from usually some great distance, and pay hundreds of dollars for the experience? People just like to say they were there. So you can say you were there, too. Everyone was too drunk to remember that you didn’t actually go. – Festivus for none of us, Rachel

Dear Rachel, Why do people act like their garbage bins are sacred spaces never to be trespassed upon? Once the bin hits the curb on trash day, you’re not claiming any of the space you left empty. It’s literally nothing to you if I put my overflow trash in your bin. But people on my block get irate when they see me dropping bags in others’ bins. What’s the deal, yo? – Curbed Dear Trash Can-Do, My god, you’re right. People start turf wars over who put what in whose bin. I never thought of it that way.

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Email Rachel at telegraph@durangotelegraph.com Wouldn’t they rather house your garbage in their bin than have it fester in your yard for another week? Of course not! This is America, goldurnit, and our forefathers didn’t die for us to have our garbage privacy invaded like that. Interesting fact: garbage on the curb is considered public property. That’s right. Yellowstone is your American birthright, and so is your neighbor’s refuse. – Keep America beautiful, Rachel

FreeWillAstrology by Rob Brezsny ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Discipline your inner flame. Use your radiance constructively. Your theme is controlled fire. August: Release yourself from dwelling on what’s amiss or off-kilter. Find the inspiration to focus on what’s right and good. September: Pay your dues with joy and gratitude. Work hard in service to your beautiful dreams. October: You can undo your attractions to “gratifications” that aren’t really very gratifying. November: Your allies can become even better allies. Ask them for more. December: Be alert for unrecognized value and hidden resources. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: If you choose to play one of life’s trickier games, you must get trickier yourself. August: Shedding irrelevant theories and unlearning old approaches will pave the way for creative breakthroughs. September: Begin working on a new product or project that will last a long time. October: Maybe you don’t need that emotional crutch as much as you thought. November: Explore the intense, perplexing, interesting feelings until you’re cleansed and healed. December: Join forces with a new ally and/or deepen an existing alliance. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: It’s time to take fuller advantage of a resource you’ve been neglecting or underestimating. August: For a limited time only, two plus two equals five. Capitalize on that fact by temporarily becoming a twoplus-two-equals-five type of person. September: It’s time and you’re ready to discover new keys to fostering interesting intimacy and robust collaboration. October: The boundaries are shifting on the map of the heart. That will ultimately be a good thing. November: If you do what you fear, you’ll gain unprecedented power over the fear. December: What’s the one thing you can’t live without? Refine and deepen your relationship to it. CANCER (June 21-July 22): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Acquire a new personal symbol that thrills your mind and mobilizes your soul. August: Reconfigure the way you deal with money. Get smarter about your finances. September: It’s time to expedite your learning. But streetwise education is more useful than formal education. Study the Book of Life. October: Ask for more help than you normally do. Aggressively build your support. November: Creativity is your superpower. Reinvent any part of your life that needs a bolt of

imaginative ingenuity. December: Love and care for what you imagine to be your flaws and liabilities. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Transform something that’s semiugly into something that’s useful and winsome. August: Go to the top of the world and seek a big vision of who you must become. September: Your instinct for worthy and constructive adventures is impeccable. Trust it. October: Be alert for a new teacher with a capacity to teach you precisely what you need to learn. November: Your mind might not guide you perfectly, but your body and soul will. December: Fresh hungers and budding fascinations should alert you to the fact that deep in the genius part of your soul, your master plan is changing. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: I’d love to see you phase out wishy-washy wishes that keep you distracted from your burning, churning desires. August: A story that began years ago begins again. Be proactive about changing the themes you’d rather not repeat. September: Get seriously and daringly creative about living in a more expansive world. October: Acquire a new tool or skill that will enable you to carry out your mission more effectively. November: Unanticipated plot twists can help heal old dilemmas about intimacy. December: Come up with savvy plans to eliminate bad stress and welcome good stress. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Say this every morning: “The less I have to prove and the fewer people I have to impress, the smarter I’ll be.” August: Escape an unnecessary limitation. Break an obsolete rule. Override a faded tradition. September: What kind of “badness” might give your goodness more power? October: You’re stronger and freer than you thought you were. Call on your untapped power. November: Narrowing your focus & paring down your options will serve you beautifully. December: Replace what’s fake with the Real Thing. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Stretch yourself. Freelance, moonlight, diversify, and expand. August: Having power over other people is less important than having power over yourself. Manage your passions like a wizard! September: Ask the big question. And be ready to act expeditiously when you get the big answer. October: I think you can arrange for the surge to arrive in manageable installments. Seriously. November: Dare to break barren cus-

toms and habits that are obstructing small miracles and cathartic breakthroughs. December: Don’t wait around hoping to be given what you need. Instead, go after it. Create it yourself, if necessary. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22Dec. 21): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Can you infuse dark places with your intense light without dimming your intense light? Yes! August: It’s time for an archetypal Sagittarian jaunt, quest, or pilgrimage. September: The world around you needs your practical idealism. Be a role model who catalyzes good changes. October: Seek out new allies and connections that can help you with your future goals. November: Be open to new and unexpected ideas so as to get the emotional healing you long for. December: Shed old, worn-out selfimages. Reinvent yourself. Get to know your depths better. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the months ahead. July: You have an enhanced capacity to feel at peace with your body, to not wish it were different from what it naturally is. August: You can finally solve a riddle you’ve been trying to solve for a long time. September: Make your imagination work and play twice as hard. Crack open seemingly closed possibilities. October: Move up at least one rung on the ladder of success. November: Make yourself more receptive to blessings and help that you have overlooked or ignored. December: You’ll learn most from what you leave behind – so leave behind as much as possible.

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the months ahead. July: I’ll cry one tear for you, then I’ll cheer. August: Plant seeds in places that hadn’t previously been on your radar. September: You may seem to take a wrong turn, but it’ll take you where you need to go. October: Open your mind and heart as wide as you can. Be receptive to the unexpected. November: I bet you’ll gain a new power, higher rank, or greater privilege. December: Send out feelers to new arrivals who may be potential helpers. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Here are your fortune cookiestyle horoscopes for the months ahead. July: Your creative powers are at a peak. Use them with flair. August: Wean yourself from pretend feelings & artificial motivations and inauthentic communications. September: If you want to have greater impact & more influence, you can. October: Love is weird but good. Trust the odd journey it takes you on. November: If you cultivate an appreciation for paradox, your paradoxical goals will succeed. December: Set firm deadlines. Have fun disciplining yourself.

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Himalayan Kitchen 992 Main Ave., 970-259-0956, www.himkitchen.com. Bringing you a taste of Nepal, Tibet & India. Try our allyou-can-eat lunch buffet. The dinner menu offers a variety of tempting choices, including yak, lamb, chicken, beef & seafood; extensive veggies; freshly baked bread. Full bar. Get your lunch punch card – 10th lunch free. Hours: Lunch, 11am-2:30 p.m. & dinner, Sun. Thurs., 5-9:30 p.m., Fri. & Sat. ‘til 10 p.m. Closed 2:30 - 5, daily. The Perfect Gift for your favorite dirtbag. Literature from Durango’s own Benighted Publications. The Desert, The Climbing Zine, The Great American Dirtbags, American Climber, Climbing Out of Bed and Graduating From College Me are available at: Maria’s Bookshop, Pine Needle Mountaineering, the Sky Store, or on the interweb at www.climbingzine.com.

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Radon Services Free radon testing and consultation. Call Colorado Radon Abatement and Detection for details. 970- 946-1618.

Karaoke with Crazy Charlie, 8 p.m.-close, Wild Horse Saloon, 601 E. 2nd Ave.

Kennebec Market, featuring local farmers, baked goods, handmade products and more, 2-6 p.m., each Wednesday, Kennebec Café in Hesperus. 759-7345.

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Terry Hartzel performs, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.

Purgatory Sports Shop Rides, both coed and ladies’ mountain bike rides, 5:30 p.m., 2615 Main Ave. www.purgatoryresort.com.

Rotary Club of Durango, 6 p.m., July 2, Strater Hotel. 426-9549.

“The Hidden Power of Living Soil and What it Means for Food and Climate” by Tom Bartels, 6:30 p.m., Animas Valley Grange, 7271 CR 203.

Trivia Factory, hosted by Ben Bernstein, 6:30-8:30 p.m., The Roost, 128 E. College Dr.

Mighty Moon Histories, storytelling for children of all ages, 4-5 p.m., White Rabbit Books & Curiosities, 128 W. 14th St. 259-2213.

Ongoing

“Triple Jeopardy,” “Girl and the Shedding Fox,” & 3rd annual Pride Show, exhibits run thru June 29, Durango Arts Center, 802 E. 2nd Ave. 259-2606.

Community Concerts in the Secret Garden, featuring Six Dollar String Band to benefit the Durango Creative District, 5-7 p.m., Rochester Secret Garden, 726 E. 2nd Ave. www.swcommunityfoundation.org.

“Chaco and Beyond,” crow quill pen and ink artwork by St. Louis artist Gary Gackstatter, runs thru June, Durango Rec Center Gallery. gary@garygackstatter.com.

Terry Hartzel performs, 5:30 p.m., Diamond Belle Saloon, 699 Main Ave.

“Inside Out: Visions from the Artist’s Mind,” thru April 2020, Southern Ute Museum, 503 Ouray Dr. www.southernutemuseum.org.

Thank the Veterans potluck, 5:30 p.m., Peter Neds performs, 7-8:30 p.m., VFW, 1550 Main Ave. 828-7777.

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Loki Moon – Raw Experiments, 6-8 p.m., Eno Wine Bar, 723 E. 2nd Ave.

All-American Gourmet Breakfast, benefit hosted by the Rotary Club of Durango, 7:30-11:30 a.m., July 4, Rotary Park. 946-4756.

Leah Orlikowski performs, 7 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave.

Pub Quiz, 6:30 p.m., Irish Embassy Pub, 900 Main Ave. 403-1200.

The Great Contention performs, 5-7 p.m., July 4, Ska Brewing, 225 Girard St.

Latin Social Nights, 8-11 p.m., Wild Horse Saloon, 601 E. 2nd Ave. 375-2568.

True West Rodeo Opening Day, 6:30 p.m., La Plata County Fairgrounds. www.truewestrodeo.com.

Open Mic Night, 8 p.m.-close, Starlight Lounge, 937 Main Ave.

Gary B. Walker performs, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Jean-Pierre Restaurant & Wine Bar, 601 Main Ave.

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Terry Rickard performs, 7 p.m., The Office, 699 Main Ave.

DJ Crazy Charlie, 6:30-10:30 p.m., Billy Goat Saloon.

Summer Reading: Star Lab – Greek Mythology, 10 a.m., Ignacio Community Library.

Early Literacy Playdate, 10:30 a.m.-noon, Durango Public Library.

Open Mic Night, 7:30 p.m., The Roost, 128 E. College Dr. Void Where Prohibited performs, 8 p.m., Derailed Pour House, 725 Main Ave.

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