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Several players may leave Duke � Men’s basketball player Andre Sweet might

transfer to St. John’s University, and three women’s basketball players will quit playing for Duke next year. By BRODY GREENWALD The Chronicle

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THE OAKLEIGH SUBSTANCE ABUSE TREATMENT CENTER will close July 1 as part of Durham Regional Hospital’s comprehensive plan to cut costs. Services previously offered at Oakleigh will be offered inside the hospital.

Durham Regional to cut jobs By MATT BRUMM The Chronicle

CEO. “That is why we need to make changes. Liekweg attributes long-term financial losses to a decrease in federal and state funding, an in“

Facing an expected $9 million operating loss this fiscal year, Durham Regional Hospital announced Friday that by July 1 it will eliminate 130 jobs, consolidate two treatment centers and likely open another next year. Durham Regional has lost an estimated $4O million since Duke University Health System took over management in July 1998. “This trend is not something we

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can continue to absorb,” said Richard Liekweg, the hospital’s

“We still have about 130 positions that we’re going to need to

crease in under- or uninsured patients and labor shortages. At the time of the takeover, DUHS made a three-year “no-lay-

off” pledge. After eliminating 300 positions in the last two years through attrition and reassignment, Liekweg said additional necessary.

remove from our operation to get to a level of staffing we feel is ap-

propriate,” Liekweg said. The hospital has already found alternate jobs for 65 percent of the affected employees and will make an effort to find employment for the rest. For the 1,400 remaining employees, the hospital will offer retainment payments to those who stay for the next three years. In addition to cutting jobs, Durham Regional plans to save money by closing the Oakleigh See DURHAM REGIONAL on page 6

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Three members of Gail Goestenkors’ recruiting coup of 1999 have told Duke’s women’s basketball coach they will not return to the Blue Devils next season, while men’s basketball freshman Andre Sweet is considering transferring to St. John’s University. Sophomores LaNedra Brown, Olga Gvozdenovic and Lello Gebisa, who along with Sheana Mosch and Michele Matyasovsky formed a class that was heralded as Goestenkors’ most talented, have decided to leave the basketball program after playing only sparingly during their first two seasons. Gvozdenovic made her decision first, choosing to remain at Duke despite relinquishing her scholarship and spot on the women’s basketball team’s roster. Brown and Gebisa, on the other hand, will transfer away from Duke in hopes of playing basketball with other programs. “We’ve all had similar experiences. I just think the last two years didn’t go the way we envisioned them,” said Gebisa, who has yet to pick a new school but emphasized she wants to be closer to her hometown of West Lafayette, Ind. “I really don’t think there are any hard feelings. I think the team understands that the three of us need to do what’s best for us.” Gebisa, Gvozdenovic and Brown played a total of 292 minutes last season, or less than an average of three minutes a game per player. Although Gebisa and Gvozdenovic were expected to receive significantly reduced minutes due to the emergence of freshman post players Iciss Tillis and Crystal White, Brown’s contriSee TRANSFERS on page 15 P-

Melchionni to play for Duke By TYLER ROSEN The Chronicle

One more piece of a dynasty fell into place Thursday when high school junior Lee Melchionni gave a verbal commitment that he will join J.J. Redick and Michael Thompson in the men’s basketball team’s class of 2006. He is the latest member of a Melchionni family dynasty that includes his father, Gary, who was a star on Duke’s basketball teams of the early 19705; his cousin Keith, who was a three-time honorable mention All-America lacrosse player from 1989 to 1991 at Duke; and his sister, Monica, who is a freshman at Duke. At the same time, Melchionni is part ofthe dynasty that Mike Krzyzewski is building. Coming on the heels of his third national championship, Krzyzewski is putting together what has the potential to be one of the best recruiting classes of all-time, with Melchionni, Redick and Thompson on board and more on the way. See MELCHIONNI on page 15 �

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The agreement could be a step toward the relaxation of U.S.-China tensions

Space shuttle Endeavour and its crew undocked from the international space station, successfully wrapping up their visit despite frazzling computer troubles. The station’s three resi-

By SCOTT LINDLAW Associated Press

WASHINGTON China will allow U.S. personnel to inspect an American spy plane that made an emergency landing on Hainan Island on April 1, officials in both nations said Sunday. An American inspection team in Okinawa, Japan, awaited clearance to travel to China, hoping to depart as early as today. The development raised U.S. hopes that the disabled aircraft will soon return home, and it seemed to signal an easing of U.S.-

dents remained behind. Bush considers first 100 days in office a success Top aides to President George W. Bush marked his 100th day in office yesterday by declaring he had brought new civility to Washington, although Democrats disagreed with that claim. Hollywood tries for deal as deadline approaches Union officials are facing increasing political and public pressure to conclude negotiations to avoid a strike by Hollywood’s 11,000 writers in the final hours before the 12:01 a.m. Wednesday deadline.

Asian currency crisis that plunged two-fifths of the world into recession.

China tensions. “I see it as an encouraging sign that they’re willing to proceed,” Vice President Dick Cheney said.

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The plane cannot be flown now and Hainan island, and the crew was demay have to be taken out on a tained for 11 days. They were released after Bush said he was ‘Very barge, Cheney said. At the same time, Cheney and sorry” for the loss of the Chinese top Bush administration officials pilot and for the U.S. plane’s unaureinforced President George W. thorized entry into Chinese airspace Bush’s tough stand that a military to make an emergency landing. At April 18-19 talks in Beijing, response from the United States would remain an option if China American negotiators presented a written proposal for U.S. experts to attacked Taiwan. It has been nearly a month since inspect the plane to determine a U.S. Navy EP-3E surveillance whether to repair and fly it out or plane with a crew of 24 collided ship it out in pieces. “Having completed its investigawith a Chinese fighter jet sent to intercept it over the South China tion and evidence collection involvSea, outside China’s 12-mile terri- ing the U.S. plane and in view of intorial sea and airspace. ternational precedents in handling The plane made an emergency such issues, the Chinese side has See SPY PLANE on page 6 � landing at a military airfield on

Bush plans quick work on missile shield By MICHAEL GORDON with STEVEN LEE MYERS New York Times News Service

LONDON The Bush administration has put its European allies on notice that it intends to move quickly to develop a missile defense and plans to abandon or fundamentally alter the treaty that has been the keystone of arms control for nearly 30 years. The administration’s position on the 1972 Anti-ballistic Missile Treaty, which sets strict limits on the testing and deployment of anti-missile systems, has been

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Employee arrested for murder Federal marshals picked up a

Perkins Library circulation employee in connection with a Philadelphia investigation.

From staff reports Federal marshals and Duke University Police Department officers arrested a Perkins Library employee Tuesday morning in connection with a Philadelphia murder investigation, said Maj. Robert

Dean of DUPD. The man, 26-year-old Andrew Middleton of 6 Kramer Place in Durham, had obtained employment at Perkins under the name Sunni Muhammad. He was arrested at about 8 a.m. in the Perkins book loading area. Middleton was employed in the library’s circulation department, and he primarily transferred books between Perkins and Duke’s off-site stacks. In addition to murder, Middleton will also be charged with theft, See POLICE

YORK CHAPEL AND THE DUKE CHAPEL will soon be accompanied by a new chapel made possible by a $2 million gift from the Duke Endowment, made in honor of Divinity School graduate Bishop Kenneth Goodson, who served the University in numerous capacities.

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The new chapel will serve as the centerpiece of a complex to be built behind the Gray and Divinity buildings.

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Editor’s note With this issue, The Chronicle ceases publication until it starts weekly summer publication May 17. It will also publish a special graduation issue May 11.

Correction A page-eight story in the April 25 edition incorrectly described the background of a donor to the medical and engineering schools. Bill Wannamaker is the son ofDuke’s former vice president and dean.

It came as no surprise late last week when the Duke Endowment donated $2 million to the Divinity School in honor of one of the school’s and the Endowment’s most enduring figures—Bishop

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after graduating from Duke, Goodson served Duke in nu-

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He has been a bishop-inresidence and received the University Medal for Distinguished Meritorious Service

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Brown said the gift had been in the works for a while. The chapel’s groundbreaking will take place Nov. 10 to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the Divinity School, and construction will begin in earnest in September 2002.

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Women’s Studies director steps down, stays at Duke

Ouster’s Gusto Guster lead singer Ryan Miller sings his heart out at last Wednesday’s performance in Page Auditorium as Duke students celebrate the last day of classes.

From staff reports Jean O’Barr, Margaret Taylor Smith Director of Women’s Studies, announced that she will be stepping down July 1. O’Barr, the center’s founding director, will step down after nearly 20 years. O’Barr will remain on the Arts & Sciences faculty, where she plans to develop two new courses and continue her research in feminism in higher education. During her tenure as director of women’s studies, the program has grown in national prominence. Last year, the program received a $3 million gift, one of the largest donations to a women’s studies program at a private university. Additionally, within the past two years, two alumni, Lisa Lee and Laura Muglia, established the Jean Fox O’Barr Professorship and the Jean Fox O’Barr Symposium, respectively. This year marked O’Barr’s 40th year with the University. From 1971-1983, she served as director of continuing education, where she created new educational programs.

Dillon named director of Office of Research Support: Judy Dillon has been named director of the Office of Research Support. Dillon has served as the office’s acting director for sever-

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Dorfman elected to Academy of Arts and Sciences: Walter Hines Page

of Literature and Latin American Studies Ariel Dorfman has been elected a fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences. The Professor

Academy was founded in 1780 by John Adams, George Washington and James Bowdoin. Dorfman is perhaps best known for his play Death and the Maiden, which deals with issues of torture and justice. Written in Chile in 1990, the play is a political thriller. „

Local organizations honor student volunteer: Senior Mike Colsher was among 54 people and groups honored by The Herald-Sun and the Volunteer Center of Greater Durham.

Colsher, who volunteers at Hillandale

Elementary School, was honored at the 27th Key Volunteer Recognition Luncheon, part of National Volunteer Week. During his time at Hillandale, Colsher is credited with recruiting more than 30 fellow Duke students to volunSee BRIEFS on page 12 �

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Durham Regional to consolidate treatment centers � DURHAM REGIONAL from page 1 Substance Abuse Treatment Center. Oakleigh, generally fills about 10 of its 27 beds, loses $400,000 annually. The center also relies upon state support, but lost $300,000 worth of funding in April. Consequently, Durham Regional will relocate substance abuse services to the main hospital. “This is really a change in venue for services,” Liekweg said. He added that the hospital plans to continue to rent the vacated facility, which it currently leases from Durham County. Relocating Oakleigh’s services is just one part of a comprehensive plan designed to consolidate health care inside

the hospital. In July, Durham Regional will also close the Wellness Institute, which provides cardiac and pulmonary rehabilitation services and operates a fitness club with 600 to 700 members.

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ing, the facility will treat patients who have been released from the intensive’ care unit but still require hospitalization. Liekweg said most of these patients are on ventilators or suffer from neurological disorders and stay in excess of 25 days. The nearest long-term acute care centers are in Greensboro and

rehab services on its main campus and will transfer club memberships to the downtown YMCA, saving almost all of Rocky Mount. the institute’s $300,000 annual operatThe hospital could draw several huning loss. dred thousand dollars in revenue from Although Durham Regional will close the 45- to 49-bed facility, Liekweg said. these two centers, it hopes to open a longIn addition to leasing space to the managing corporation, Durham Regional term acute care center inside the hospital, operated by an outside company. If plans to sell supplies and services to the approved by the Durham County Board unit. The center would also free up hospital beds in the ICU for other patients. of Commissioners at their May 7 meet-

“[The long-term care facility] repre-

sents a significant new revenue stream to this hospital,” Liekweg said. Durham Regional expects to make additional savings by consolidating its purchasing, laundry and physician practice management within DUHS. Liekweg declined to cite a figure for total financial savings until Durham Regional’s budget is finalized in late May. Dr. Robert Yankes, president of the medical staff at Durham Regional, said the medical staff agrees with components of the plan. “The medical staff is very supportive of the initiatives to put the hospital on strong financial footing,” he said.

U.S. team prepares trip to inspect, retrieve aircraft SPY PLANE from page 2

decided to allow the U.S. side to inspect its plane at the Lingshui Airport,” the official Xinhua News Agency said Sunday. Cheney said he was hopeful that China’s decision would lay the groundwork for the return of the plane, which was loaded with sophisticated eavesdropping equipment.

“As we’ve said all along, we do want our aircraft back. And the fact that they have now announced that they’re willing to have U.S. personnel go in and look at the aircraft and assess what it’s going to take to get it back, I

think is very positive,” he said on Fox News Sunday. The president’s chief of staff, Andrew Card, said Washington was preparing to send a team to the island. “We expect them to get there as soon as their documentation is ready, their visas are ready,” Card said on ABC’s This Week. White House spokesperson Ken Lisaius said an American team was ready to travel from Kadena Air

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The team will try to determine what military and hardware secrets the Chinese may have collected in the month since the plane has been on the ground.

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In the past few weeks, a racially motivated harassment case and hate crime were committed against members of the Asian and Asian-American community.

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Duke-Durham summit Please note, the following is meant as a joke. weekend, Duke University and the City ofDurham held the inaugural Duke-Durham Leadership Summit. Administrators from both the administration and the city sat down for a four-day seminar to discuss what each institution could learn from the other. But there was controversy even before the event began. Durham city officials had lined up a keynote address by New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, but President Nan Keohane objected. Keohane preferred to have the address given by the no-name city manager of Whacketville, South Dakota—Christina Halopodus-Geritowski. Because ofthe impasse, the speaker was canceled. Unfortunately, the seminar was also forced to end two days early, because the Durham Leadership Summit fund was bankrupt. The fund was supposed to last all four days, but the money just disappeared. And at the meeting itself, other problems emerged. Water, for example, was in scarce supply. Durham was supposed to give each member ofthe summit a one-liter bottle of water, but because of an accounting error, each party was provided with only one Dixie cup full of water. When a Duke administrator intentionally started a fire on the Durham City Council’s dais, Executive Vice President Tallman Trask refused to use Duke’s Dixie cup to put out the fire. Durham was forced to use its cup; afterward, Trask refdsed to share any of Duke’s water. During a hostile session titled “Why Durham Needs Duke to Pay More Money,” city council member Floyd McKissick—returning from an annual meeting with the Honolulu City Council —explained that even though Duke provides well over $2 billion in wages, tourism profits and services to the community, the University should still pay millions of dollars for city council members to take trips to visit other city councils. Duke officials countered by suggesting that because ofthe $2 billion, Durham should change its name to “Durham at Duke University” Mayor Nick Tennyson voiced support for the plan, as long as there was some kind of development deal associated with the project. Another Duke official stood up and said there were six words that could solve Durham’s woes: money, moolah, greenbacks, bucks, cash and dollars. At a forum called “Solving Parking and Nightlife Problems,” Vice President for Auxiliary Services Joe Pietriantoni suggested that Durham hire an outside company to privatize its parking and latenight services. Durham officials responded that they had already sold out—to the American Tobacco development. The “Maintaining Poor Coverage” forum featured a lecture by University Secretary and Vice President Allison Haltom and Duke’s Board of Trustees, They advised Tennyson and the city council that if they were tired of having to be responsible for what they said and did, they could always close the city council meetings to the public. The Chronicle would have been outraged at that decision, but instead of covering the event, the newspaper dispatched a reporter to hawk more copies ofthe limited-edition 2001 Men’s Basketball National Championship yearbook. Copies can be bbtained by calling 684-3811. They feature color photography, highlights from the entire season, and go for the low, low price of $lO ($8 for students and employees). The Chronicle wishes everyone a successful exam period and warm summer. See you in a few weeks.

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towards minority concerns. Although we applaud the recent steps the University has taken, we urge the University to take the following additional measures: Formulate a clear and •

well-publicized University policy and protocol on racial hate crimes, distributed and taught to Campus Police, resident advisers and area coordinators and published prominently on the Duke web site; •

Provide additional sup-

port to the Office of Institutional Equity, the Office of Intercultural Affairs and to Counseling and Psychological Services to increase their visibility on campus; Increase the number of Asian and Asian-American •

administrators in the Office of Student Affairs. (This year, there is only one Asian American administrator, Beverly Chen in CAPS; last year, none); Provide funding for events to raise awareness

mands and actions, including a formal apology from the

officer to the victim; Launch a thorough reinvestigation of the hate crime case and all parties involved, including a detailed examination of each stage of the first investigation under •

the

and nationally; Launch a thorough investigation into the conduct of the officer in charge of the hate crime case; if misconduct is found, issue the appropriate formal repri•

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dents. We urge the University

to take these concerns seriously, and take significant and immediate actions to address them. Patty

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about racial hate crimes that have occurred both locally

guidance

Dickson, vice president for institutional equity. Duke University must not allow itself to be plagued by incidents that continue to make the environment uncomfortable and hostile toward many minority stu-

Chen

Trinity ’O2

The writer is Asian Students Association President.

Christina Hsu Trinity ’O3

The writer is incoming ASA Vice President of Political Affairs.

And

nine others

Duke students contribute to successful blood drive As the American Red Cross coordinator for blood drives at Duke, I would like to thank all of the students, faculty and staff who participated in this year’s blood drives. During four, threeday blood drives in the Bryan Center and one joint blood-bone marrow drive in the Gibert-Addoms Down Under, the American Red Cross collected 972 units of blood this academic year. Four drives at the Fuqua School of Business collected 201 units, and three drives at the Duke Law School collected 112 units. Since every unit of blood can help

save the lives of three people, the Duke community has helped over 3,800 people through this year’s

drives alone. Special thanks are due to the members of the Duke Red Cross Club, who helped make the Bryan Center drives such a success. Under the guidance of Blood Services Chair Naveen Rao and Assistant Chair Erin Harper, the Red Cross Club once again collected more blood than any other sponsoring group in the Durham area. Thanks are also due to

Catherine Peshkin of the

Fuqua School of Business

and David Kim of the Duke

law school for their assistance with the blood drives this year. The need for blood and blood products is constantly increasing, and it is through the assistance of sponsors such as Duke University

that the American Red Cross is able to maintain a safe and adequate blood supply. Thanks again to everyone who helped make these drives a success!

Jessie Strauss Duke Blood Donor Recruiter, American Red Cross Central N.C. Chapter

Columnist uses flawed reasoning to back arguments I was curious how Robert Kelley framed some of his comments in his April 20 column. “Southern lynchings”—

ofAfrican descent to put Jim Crow six feet under. Finally, “a non-black person can never know what it

porating race into our first

census, and he has himself to thank for the “race” problem in his family. Anyhow, I’m a bit off the point. Because of America’s one-drop rule of racial identity, is it not a logical impossibility for whites to understand, in an empathetic sense, what any non-whites—not just blacks—feel?

Implicit here is the notion is like to be black.” I can’t that “strange fruit” was refute the claim, but it’s a merely a Southern phenomebit off the mark. Race, the non. Not! Having relatives social construction that is from East St. Louis I can tell the basis of white and you that’s a he. black, is a historical prodAnd then, “white America uct of “whites” coming to granted them equal rights.” grips with their own identiExcuse me. Those rights ty in opposition to others—weren’t granted; they were i.e., non-whites. We have Michael Bangert won. It took a lot of blood, former President Thomas Clinical Data Assistant, sweat and tears from people Jefferson to thank for incorClinical Research Institute for referenced column, see http:! www.chronicle.duke.edu/story.php?articlelD=227l4 /

On the record This trend is not something we can continue to absorb. Durham Regional Hospital CEO Richard liekweg on the estimated $4O million lost by Duke University Health System since taking over manSgemeht of the facility (see Story, page'one)*

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A word of thanks THE ARTFUL DODGER thanks those who have helped him early and lately taining on the patio, separated from our first person to guess my identity. Bob kitchen by a pair of glass sliding doors. also gave me his own contagious My mother had dressed me—a pudgy lad thoughts and opinions regarding the with a head full of blond hair—up in a litprivilege of being able to inform and tle sailor’s suit. Out on the patio, the usuaffect others through writing. ally stoic Dr. Ashikari began to laugh Thanks as well to Bamaby Hall and Dana Vachon uncontrollably. People looked at the typi- Simon Higson, for helping me get new cally taciturn Ashikari, puzzled. He point- direction early in the column after a It’s a beautiful day in my ed to the doors, laughing, “Look at boy!” I slow start. I also want to thank Thomas DODGERhood, a beautiful day for the was in the kitchen, facing out to the patio, Bowman, for continually giving me his DODGER. There is nothing like my own behind the glass doors. And with a unbiased (and valuable) opinions on version of the opening song from Mr. delighted grin across my face, I was peehow I was faring as a columnist. I should also thank Thomas for his “I Rogers’ Neighborhood. On this, the day of ing in broad arcs all over them. Dr. my unveiling, I find that old tune rather Ashikari had seen enough of the human hate Duke” column. This effectively appropriate. This is because Mr. Rogers body to not be shocked by mine, and so he allowed me to say anything I wanted was the ultimate narsaw the comedy about our school without seeming rator, a great teacher 1 Ie ma extreme, as Thomas had already pitched and a man of great was funny a tent on the lunatic fringe. To Thomas’ at character. He never because I was credit, I think it could be said that few excited people know or love this school as much really lied about what he taciturn was doing. It is a sad about peeing, I as he does. thought I did it world where these Also many thanks to the Lovely Miss well, and I wantHughes, who missed many Sunday night traits are so rare that ed to show the movies and even a bit of her Valentine’s you can build a franto world. I was illitDay as I would suddenly remember that chise on them and bladerate, “I am going to at der control was take off my shoes,” he would say. Then the best thing I he’d take them off. had going for me. “Now let’s go to the kitchen” he would Mr. Rogers had taught me that there is value in what is actual and true. say. Then he would go into the kitchen. I don’t think that it would be absurd My mother found great comedy in the effect that this had on me as a little boy. to liken Duke to a big cocktail party. Some people at cocktail parties are conAs a three-year-old child, I was precociously masterful of my own bodily ducting business. Others are having interesting discussions. Others are functions. When other kids were in diapers, I used the big boy potty. That is looking to meet someone, and still othwhat my mom called it. Whenever too ers are just getting wasted and wasting much apple juice or too many Nilia time. I hope that over the course of the Wafers caused me to seek the latrine I past semester we’ve managed to move would drop my pants, proudly move about it like a fascinated three-year-old, towards the bathroom, and declare to albeit with a more reserved and confithe entire household, “I am going to big dant attitude regarding his own bladboy potty!” On occasion it went beyond der. I think that we did this over the past semester. this, intrepidly seeking out newer, bigI also want to thank Bob Bitwise, the ger, potties. Oh yeah, I was creative. One summer my parents were enter- editor of Duke Magazine, who was the

Monday, Monday

People looked the typically Ashikari,puzzled. He pointed the doors, laughing, “Look boy!”

Durham

improves

Monday, Monday SPARKY McQUEEN Chief City Engineer Ronald DURHAM, N.C. Blumenfeld unveiled a sweeping new plan to rename many of Durham’s streets at the City Council’s regular meeting on Thursday because “getting around is still too damn easy and drivers need a challenge.” The plan went into effect that afternoon. “At the Traffic Department’s last meeting, we decided that although Durham’s wrong turn rate is a statistical outlier on the high end of metro areas, people who know the city well can usualty make it from point A to point B without getting lost. Apparently, having 20 signs to Chapel Hill, a Chapel Hill Street (which crosses Chapel Hill Road) and a Durham-Chapel Hill Boulevard wasn’t even slowing them down. People are just getting smarter and we weren’t even giving them a run for their money,” Blumenfeld said. Over 30 Durham streets were renamed Thursday, including Swift Avenue to Hill Chapel Street, Erwin to University ofDuke Drive, Guess Road to Roxboro Loop and Morreene Road to Duke Chapel Drive. “Duke Chapel Drive... I gotta give credit to Bob Thompson for coming up with that one.” Blumenfeld added. “Do you have any idea how confusing that is? I gave him a high-five across the board room table when he broke that one out. Awesome.” Among street names that were not changed were Duke University Road, Duke Street, Chapel Drive and the Durham Freeway.

Monday has followed Sunday for a while, and sit down to write the column. A great thanks as well to Martin Barna at The Chronicle, who acted not only as a great editor but also penned a few of the columns’ best jokes and lost a great deal of sleep and study in his lenience regarding deadlines. I also want to thank Berin Szoka and Alex Epstein, for being such animated characters in real life and being good sports even though I portrayed them as repressed homosexuals in the column. My column was funny. They are certainly not, and I was impressed with their zeal and ability to stand alone in defense of their beliefs during the Horowitz debate. Additional thanks go out to protein, for forming the DNA which has allowed me to exist for all these years. Thanks protein, you’re the best! Dana Vachon is a Trinity junior. Despite his height, his fraternity brothers let him use the big boy potty.

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“Before the change, we got a lot of calls and letters of complaint from people visiting Durham, most of whom were Duke students or their parents, with various stories of getting lost for such and such periods of time, so we knew we were on the right track,” Blumenfeld continued. “Oh man, I’ve got this one letter framed on my wa11... priceless.” The move has caused a stir among Durham residents, commuters into Durham, and Duke students alike.

You’d think l’d be able to make it to work on my own. One day I took a wrong turn and there was a blue highway sign that said ‘Gotcha on it. “

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“What the f-k are they trying to do to us, here? For cryin’ out loud, I can’t even find my way to work anymore,” said Tina Blimchild, a resident of Durham and employee at the Hampton Inn on Roxboro Circle (formerly Hillandale Drive) “I mean, I only live 5 blocks from the hotel. You’d think I’d be able to make it to work on my own. One day I took a wrong turn and there was a blue highway sign that said ‘Gotcha’ on it. Are the taxpayers really paying for this s-t?” “This has got to be some sort of sick joke,” said an anonymous Duke professor, who commutes from Chapel Hill every day. “I don’t understand how they’re getting away with this. Now there’s a sign on 15-501 —

which I think is now Highway 174—that says ‘Entering Chapel Hill’ when I know fall well I’m driving into Durham. Are chimps running this city? The traffic here has gotten so bad, Durham’s starting to form an event horizon.” Pratt Junior Sarah Dreisdon added, “I live on campus, and I couldn’t even get to South Square the other day. What was the purpose of replacing directional arrows with Yin-Yangs?” “The problems used to be the little things, like how you go South on 147 but North on 15-501 to get to Raleigh (explain that one to me) or that the so-called nine miles between Durham and Chapel Hill is the longest nine miles in the history of roadwork,” said Trinity Senior Pat Tranaugh. “Hell, that sign was probably put there at the request of Dick Vitale. But since the changes, the old problems seem miniscule.” As a result of the revamping, several navigation services have stopped serving the Durham area, including the popular service OnStar whose official release called Durham “screwed up beyond belief.” In addition, atlas and map-producing companies have taken steps to avoid the problems. “We just sorta smeared Durham right off our maps and made it look like a printing error,” said a highlevel Rand-McNally Corporation official. The new street system has caused problems of a more serious nature, as well. “People are dying because of this nonsense,” local firefighter Joe Gusterson says. “It took us 30 minutes to get to a four-alarm fire yesterday. Needless to say, the building wasn’t there by the time we got to it.” SPARKY McQUEEN would like to thank the Durham Transportation department, for providing more fuel than he could possibly cram into one article.

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Local Events Doubletake»The annual four-day documentary film festival attracts filmmakers from around the world. This year's competition features 57 films including 2001 Academy Award winner Big Mama. Thursday thru Sunday. $lOO for festival passes; $5O for students; $7 for an individual screening. Carolina Theatre, Durham. For info: (919) 660-3699. Carolina Ballet and the Ciompi Quartet»Three new ballets by Christopher Wheeldon, Richard Tanner and Tyler Rockwell Walters will be performed to music played by the Triangle's Ciompi Quartet. Friday, Bpm and Saturday, 3pm. $3O dress circle; $25 orchestra; $l5 students —matinee only. Reynolds Theater, Bryan Center, West Campus. For tickets: (919) 684-4444 or tickets.duke.edu. Cat's Cradle»3oo E. Main St., Carrboro. (919) 967-9053. Streetwalkin Cheetahs w/ D.1., Tonight The Promise Ring w/ Camden, Tuesday Patti Smith, Wednesday Leadfoot, Thursday Big Sandy and His Fly Rite Boys, Friday Our Lady Peace w/ American Hi-Fi, Monday, May 7 •

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A Thousand Clowns*Former Magnum P.l. star Tom Selleck stars in a revival of Herb Gardner's comedy, in its pre-Broadway run. May 15 thru June 3. Reynolds Theater, West Campus. $22-$3 O. For tickets: (919) 684-4444 or tickets.duke.edu Charlie Goodnight's»96l W. Morgan St., Raleigh. (919) 828-5233 (Tues-Wed) John Valby, aka "Dr. Dirty," in an X-rated piano throwdown that’s sure to make the Christian Coalition sick. Then, Michael Winslow, the guy behind all the funny sounds in Policy Academy (Thurs-Sat)

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May 4 The Mummy Returns

May 11 A Knight's Tale

May 18

Angel Eyes Moulin Rouge Shrek

Music

May 1 Destiny's Child: Survivor Stevie Nicks: Trouble in Shangri-La Turin Breaks: The Optimist JT Money: Blood, Sweat and Years

May 8 The Black Crowes; Lions Blues Traveler; Bridge R.L. Burnside: Mississippi Hill Country Blues David Byrne: Look into the Eyeball Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child: The Jimi Hendrix Collection Moulin Rouge: Soundtrack Placebo: Black Market Music Wings: Wingspan

With Rock Action, Mogwai put themselves at the top of the “smart rock” movement.

By Robert Kelley

Smart

is layered over with guitar feedback and computer noises, The next track, "Take Me Somewhere Nice," features the chic. The hottest whispery vocals of guitarist Stuart Braithwaite and a full string and horn section. But even as Stuart poutily sings, "What was bands today are displaying that for?" the song remains stunningly gorgeous and never cloying. Later, Mogwai continue the uncharacteristic vocal-fest an intelliwith "Dial: Revenge," a more folk-based tune flavored with the gence that GLASGOW’S GREMLINS: Don't feed these intelligent rockers a few indecipherable Welsh vocals of the Super Furry Animals' just after midnight They might make another killer record. GRADE: Gruff Rhys and more than a little of the influence of that years ago with flannel and band's 2000 masterpiece, Mwng. gagged have them bound and gotten would Components of several of the first songs reappear later in tossed into the dumpster of the local TCBY. But the geeks are the extended coda of the lush 2 Rights Make 1 Wrong, rewinning this time, and bona fide morons like Evan Dando or establishing the themes of the album and setting the stage for strung-out half-wits like Perry Farrell are nowhere to be found. the gentle lullaby of a closer, "Secret Pint, The smart movement, led by the ever-changing Radiohead and God to look at Rock Action is to see it as a collection lesser-known bands like Sigur Ros, Tortoise and ow songs built around the startling magnum is of fans who ai You Black Emperor!, gaining legions "You Don't Know Jesus," which swells in opus, their brains. unabashedly proud of :he band's classic fashion from a simple minorBut even those bands often strike casual listeners :ey riff into a blistering cacophony of noise and too abstract or abrasive to listen to for any extended oporific guitar. Fully caputuring the ecstacy of period of time. Today's most accessible acts still tern iogwai's live performances, this song is easily the toward either raucous party music or solipsistic »st powerful recording to appear this year. And background tunes. :e the album consists of only seven other songs—Action, Rock Scottish band have Mogwai With of which clock in at a mere one minute—it's created a smart, ethereal album that is also easy to 'times hard to see'the other songs on Rock listen to. Clocking in at under 40 minutes, Rock Actio as anything but dressing for this song that epic of understatement and ambition dwarfs them. completely There are two ways to understand this record. (Okay, maybe and we So whether Rock Action carefully spreads its passion over the will ignore there are more, but those ways are worthless album or reserves it for one immaculate centerpiece, it focuses on the deliberateness of each of the entire them). The first tracks. Rock Action relies little on the soft-loud-soft dynamics that ranks as Mogwai's finest effort and the most appealing of the "intelligent" albums in recent years. Mogwai will likely be visiting pervade Mogwai's earlier efforts. Instead, the songs offer simple your hometown after school lets out (including a June 21 show at variations on themes and utilize a myriad of musical devices to the Cat's Cradle for you summer school kids) —and you'd be an bring out the subtle beauty of each song. For example, the first idiot to miss them.D track, "Sine Wave," is built on a militaristic rhythm of static

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If exploitive college comedy were an art form, Undergrads would be the Mona Lisa. Meet Nitz, Rocko, Cal and Gimpy, the freshman foursome at the heart of MTV's newest animated offering. These perfect slices of collegiate stereotype are leaving high school behind and attacking the undergrad experience full-frontal. Nitz is the Eyor of Undergrads. Hopelessly uninspired and sadly shuffling through the motions, he's the victim of the freshman 15 and a paraphernalia-obsessed decorator. Buff guy Rocko is the group's fratboy-wannabe. Obsessed with Greek life, he hazes himself after learning pledge tasks are no longer permissible. Dumb as a rock-o, he's the Animal House remnant of the contemporary college scene. Roommate to Nitz and lover to many, Cal is the ladies' man who never will be. The handsome blonde Valley boy is so light in the loafers he nearly floats off the screen, but his übiquitous harem of hotties is paradoxically appropriate. Computer addict Gimpy is the strangest of the foursome. A student at prestigious Techerson Tech (Think MIT minus sunlight), Gimpy enjoys a nerdy following devoted to his wacky schemes. He's also the most hideously rendered of the show's animated heroes Undergrads rides high on concept, coasting through a host of typical freshman experiences. With its student

activities fairs, bevy of ultimate frisbee teams, naked running and overzealous RAs, the show maneuvers humorously through familiar situations. Only Cal and Nitz are enrolled at the same school, but Undergrads keeps its characters intimate, communicating quite fittingly through AOL Instant Messenger. Cal's infrequent dialogue is perhaps the show's most uproarious. Dripping with deadpan stupidity, he's more than amused with his dorm's opening social event. "There'll be free cheese... and Boggle!" boasts Doug "the Dougler," the laughable everyman RA. Cal gasps and cries, "I love both those things!" Despite MTV's promotional push for Gimpy, who appears to be the show's star. Undergrads does best when the remote and maniacal tech-nerd is MIA. While Cal, Nitz and Rocko are drawn with clearly human aesthetics, Gimpy is misshapen and misplaced, like Beavis or Butthead in a Disney movie. The colorful characters are unlikely bedfellows, but diversity ensures a broad smattering of college humor. Undergrads may grow tired as university pastimes are sequentially exploited—and like any school-based serial, the show may do best to call it quits at graduation. Despite some potty humor and overly obvious "inside" jokes, Undergrads glimmers with the biting wit of Daria and offers a smart, if familiar, taste of college living —By Tim Perzyk

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When I

was nine years old, slammed the keyboard cover of my grandfather's Steinway onto my exposed penis. As I beheld the flushed member pinned against the ivories like the snakeling in Rikki-Tikki-Tavi, 1 immediately feared my urinating days were over. Precocious Catholic that I was, I wondered what sort of God could thus afflict what my parents in their infinite conservatism called "your bathroom thing." (As in, "What kind of idiot closes the piano on his bathroom thing?") Now, 12 years and countless successful genital movements later, I've got an answer: Tom Green's sort of God. Green, the wild-eyed Canadian "comic" best known for his eponymous MTV wince-fest, has graduated to feature filmdom (as writer-director-star,

THIS SCENE SPEAKS FOR ITSELF: The movie is not funny. Trust us.

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Freddy Cot Fingered is so far below bottom of the barrel comedy, we couldn’t even give it an F. By Dan Mallory

no less) with the woefully inept Freddy Got Fingered, which is not so much a movie as a means for its lead freak to stage all manner of tasteless, bizarre, deadeningly dull raunch setpieces. Green clearly thinks himself a latter-day Andy Kaufman, but he's really another self-satisfied, miserably unfunny performer in the Pauly Shore/Andy Dick mold. Here, he plays Gord Brody, aspiring cartoonist and denizen of his parents' basement, who treks west to peddle his illustrations in L.A. Things don't pan out for Brody—or the audience—when he's rejected by a production executive (Anthony Michael Hall). Gord limps back home, where he squabbles with dad Jim (Rip Torn) and mother Julie (Airplane! star Julie Hagerty, whose career—now spanning the best and worst comedies ever made —has gone officially bipolar). For 90 excruciating, excommunicate-me-

tions of his victims. So why would anyone deem Green's "humor" a good fit for film, a medium in which everything—action, dialogue, performance—is staged and spontaneity a non-factor? And since Green's victims—and not Green himself—are the funny ones, how could his persona buoy a movie? Answer; It can't and doesn't. If there's anyone to root for in Freddy Got Fingered, it's Tom, or perhaps the truck driver whose Mack mows Gord down on a woodside highway. (Hold your applause; He gets up.) Freddy Got Finger happens to be incom ly structured, poorly and listlessly acted. k you witness umbilica fluid coursing down

now-l-no-longer-fear-Hell-for-l-have-seen-it minutes, Brody tortures his family and dallies with a masochistic paraplegic (Marisa Goughian). He also severs a baby's umbilical cord with his teeth, drapes a freshly skinned moose pelt about his shoulders, and earnestly licks a friend's skinned kneecap. None of Green's antics are outrageous, because none of them are recognizably human; none are funny, because none matter, much like the stuff of Green's now-canceled TV show. But the show, at least, had potential: When Green heckled a JV soccer team in real life, for example, we might laugh at the randomness of his stunt, or at the ingenuous reac-

goateed chin, you find yourself oddly grateful for its amateurish editing. This movie is one of worst intestinal curd ever retched up by Hollywood. It is the • horseman of the apocalypse. It made

Green's recessive,

me want to find a Steinway and

unzipa

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French professor Palm Pilot nabbed from Fuqua wins book prize obstructing a police officer. He has a $1,500 bond and a May 31 court date.

POLICE REPORTS from page 3 burglary, receiving stolen property robbery, criminal trespass and possession of burglary tools.

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Bicycle racks disturbed: At 7:33 p.m. April 6,

teer there. He also has volunteered to coach the chess club and as a math tutor.

someone reported that a man was tampering with bicycles at the Randolph Dormitory bike rack, X ULIL-ii* said Maj. Robert Dean of the DrpnUTC oKlo Duke Police University Department. Campus Police located the subject at another bike rack, between Dormitory Gilbert-Addoms and Southgate Dormitory. DUPD charged 40-year-old Jeffery Maurice McPherson of 702 Shay Drive in Durham with attempted larceny and resisting, delaying and

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Duke professor wins book award: Director of the Center for French & Francophone Studies Alice Kaplan has won the 21st annual Los Angeles Times Book Prize award for history. Kaplan was awarded the prize at a ceremony Saturday evening at the University of California at Los Angeles. Each prize brings a citation and $l,OOO. Kaplan was nominated with Pulitzer Prize finalist Duke public policy and history professor Alex Keyssar.

Palm Pilot palmed: A student reported that between 11:40 a.m. and 12 p.m. April 26, someone stole her $250 Palm Pilot V, $BO Palm Pilot case, $l4O Sanyo cellular phone with leather case and $3O wallet containing credit cards, Duke Card and keys, Dean said. The items were located in Team-Room A-1 in the East Wing of the Fuqua School of Business. Cash swiped: Between 4:30 and 4:45 p.m. April 26, someone entered a student’s secured locker in the locker room of Wilson Recreation Center and stole $l5O cash from his wallet, Dean said. The student said that he returned to find the door partly open.

Runoff for Class of 2003 treasurer canceled: The

runoff election for treasurer of the class of 2003 has been canceled. The race was supposed to take place between sophomore Dan Broderick and Dave Kolstein. Broderick will pull out ofthe election, instead opting to fill the class’ empty secretary position.

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Men’s lacrosse loses to Pride By BRODY GREENWALD The Chronicle Duke 10 With a bid

Alaimo, who made four more saves than three-year Duke starter and All-ACC counterpart Matt Breslin. “A win for us takes us off the bubble and solidifies our spot in the tournament, and everybody knew that,” Duke

to the Hofstra 15 NCAA tournament hanging in the balance Saturday for two men’s lacrosse teams, the ninthranked Blue Devils were coach Mike Pressler said. “It unable to move off the tourwas so disappointing. There nament bubble as they was a great crowd, it was on dropped a disheartening 15- Fox Sports on live TV, and we 10 contest to underdog just go up there and stink up Hofstra in Hempstead, N.Y. the place.” Duke (10-5) would have all The Blue Devils fell behind but guaranteed itself a spot 8-4 in the first half, but even in the 12-team lacrosse after playing a miserable championships, but 15thgame they still had opporturanked Hofstra (8-5) instead nities with 10 minutes left in likely snatched a spot with the game. Trailing 12-10, its second impressive victory Duke had two near-goals to of the season. The home team cut its deficit to one, but the Pride outplayed Duke in second misfire ricocheted off every facet of the game, the post and produced a fastavoiding even the slightest break for Hofstra’s Tom setback despite starting Kessler. Kessler took the ball third-string goalie Jack and raced into Duke’s zone,

where he made a diving unassisted goal for his fourth score of the game. Doug Shanahan, possibly the nation’s best midfielder, added four goals and an assist for the triumphant Pride. “It doesn’t really make any sense. We were ready to go, but we did come out flat,” said midfielder Scott Bross, who helped Duke win 16 of 29 face-offs Saturday. “I don’t know what it was. We didn’t have it all day. I can’t really explain it.” Pressler said he still

expects the ACC champion Blue Devils to receive one of the four at-large bid to the NCAA tournament. Duke’s coach compared his team to ACC rival Virginia, another bubble team that has fared 1-3 against ACC competition in contrast to Duke’s 4-1 record.

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its ACC counterparts. “I think [beating N.C. State] is real important for our team,”

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home from a 9 After returning Duke fourth consecutive week on Dartmouth 8 the road in a four-overtime victory Thursday over James Madison, the

second-ranked women’s lacrosse team fended off exhaustion and a hard-charging Dartmouth squad for a 9-8 triumph yesterday

Schwartz wins vault Duke’s Jillian Schwartz claimed the pole vaulting championship at the legendary Penn Relays. Her winning vault of 12-4 3/4 set a new record for the competition.

afternoon at Koskinen Stadium. Duke erupted early in the game and turned the battle of top-six teams into a onesided massacre, devastating Dartmouth with a goal 21 seconds after halftime that expanded the visitors’ deficit to 8-2. The lightning-quick strike for the Blue Devils came immediately off the face-off, as midSee DARTMOUTH on page 14

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rightfielder David Mason said. “It gives us a lot of confidence. This is the best we’ve done in the ACC since I’ve been here. We’ve put ourselves in a good position going into the ACC tournament.” The Blue Devils took over fifth place in the conference, though this seemed unlikely after their first game Friday night against the Wolfpack; N.C. State piled in four runs in the tenth to emerge with a 9-5 victory at Jack Coombs Stadium. But the next evening, Duke was the team that won on lategame heroics, as it scored three runs in its final inning, highlighted by a game-ending, RBI double by Doug Bechtold, that allowed the Blue Devils to escape with a 11-10 victory. After a quiet start to the rubber match, in which the Wolfpack scored the only run of the first

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three innings on a Duke error in the first frame, the Blue Devils responded with a three-run fourth inning, as designated hitter Troy Caradonna, first baseman Drew Jerdan, and rightfielder David Mason hit successive singles to score two runs and catcher Adam Loflin drove in Caradonna with a sacrifice fly. Duke’s first lead was shortlived, as N.C. State came back with four runs in the fifth inning to take a 5-3 advantage. The turning point of the contest occurred in the sixth inning, when Mason, who had nine hits during the series and raised his batting average to .393, hit his second single of the day to advance Jerdan, who had reached base on a walk, to third base. Then, for the second time in as many games, Bechtold gave Duke the lead for good with a three-run home run to right field that put the Blue Devils up 6-5. Duke coach Bill Hillier was pleased with Bechtold’s clutch hitting and was especially impressed by the consistent batting of Mason. “He’s hot,” he said “I’m happy for him because he’s been busting his tail for me, he’s a great leader, and he does everything you ask of him. He deserves everything he’s getting because of his work ethic. Hopefully he can stay hot throughout the ACC

tournament.” After Mason’s and Bechtold’s heroics, Duke scored one run

later in the sixth inning and three runs in the seventh and eighth innings, cruising to a fourrun victory on the back of reliever Jeff Alieva, who closed out a Blue Devil win for the second game in a row.

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Blue Devils defeat Tar Heels Thief strikes Dartmouth’s in ACC rowing tournament locker room during game By CHRISTINA PETERSEN The Chronicle

Garnering another point for the Carlyle Cup this Saturday, the Duke women’s crew team placed third in the ACC championships ahead of its Tobacco Road rivals.

Duke and North Carolina finished even with 15 points each, but the Blue Devils broke the tie on the Duke’s dominant 9.9-second lead in the varsityeight race. “I was really impressed with the varsity eight-plus and how they solidly handled Carolina,” coach Robyn Horner said. “It’s the first time we’ve done so well [against the Tar Heels] in the history of the program.” At the first women’s rowing ACC championships last spring, Duke finished last. This year, the Blue Devils powered past Carolina to place behind two-time ACC champion Virginia and host Clemson. While Duke finished strongly in the varsity eight races—finishing third in

both the first and second divisions—the Blue Devils failed to catch the Tar Heels in the varsity-four races. Duke was narrowly defeated by the Tar

Heels in the first varsity-four-plus matchup by less than two seconds and then allowed Carolina a margin of victory of almost six-seconds in the second race. “It’s good to move up a step and get our Carlyle Cup point and all that, but I hoped our fours would have done better,” Horner said.

After facing the Tar Heels and 17thranked Clemson at the Southern Intercollegiate Rowing Championship in Oak Ridge, Tenn. a week ago Duke, was very familiar with its ACC competition and the seemingly insurmountable talent of both the Tigers and No. 12 Virginia. All season long, the Blue Devils have rowed against some of the top teams in the country, including llth-ranked Boston University and No. 6 Syracuse March 31 on the famed Charles River.

This season, Duke followed a schedule that Horner would have termed “discouraging” if not for the team’s work ethic and growing leadership. “It shows us what [level] we need to be at,” Horner said. “But I think the varsity-eight raced as well this weekend because they have had to race top schools all season. They’ve just had to dig in and do it.” With an eye toward improving even further, Horner wants to use the remaining regattas and the beginning of next season to improve her rower’s speed. Endurance has not been a problem for the well-drilled Blue Devils, but a lack of sprinting speed has often left Duke flat against its competition. “I get impatient and want us to be fast immediately,” Horner said. “The new kids next year will add speed [to the lineup] and we just need to come out and execute the entire race.”

The Blue Devils will travel next to Oak Ridge, Tenn., for the NCAA regional on May 12-13.

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fielder Kate Soulier started a fast break and found Lauren Gallagher all alone for a point-blank shot against Big Green goalie Sarah Hughes. But after the early outpour, Duke’s offense went silent as Dartmouth slowly climbed its way back into the contest. In a game won with finesse instead of power, the Blue Devils made careless mistakes throughout the half. Several dropped passes in the attack zone ruined scoring opportunities, while others resulted in goals off turnovers by the Big Green, who ripped off five unanswered scores in a 17-minute span. Following 16 shots on goal in the first half, Duke only tallied one in the first 14 minutes of the second half. “I didn’t think we shot that well in the second half at all. We never got into the flow of our offense. People weren’t moving and people weren’t challenging very hard,” said Duke coach Kerstin Kimel, who attributed much of the team’s let-down to physical exhaustion. Dartmouth’s comeback twice brought the sixth-ranked team within one goal, and the Big Green had a legitimate chance to tie the game after one final mistake by the Blue Devils with two minutes remaining. Playing stall-ball in its attack zone, Duke gave away possession on an errant pass by midfielder Courtney Rodgers, who lofted the ball over her teammate’s stick and into the clutches of Dartmouth’s Alison Moulin.

Moulin led a desperate charge by the Big Green, but Duke regained possession when Dartmouth was called for a second straight foul in their attack zone. “It was a huge win because they’re a

great team,” said midfielder Kate Kaiser, who registered a game-high three goals. “We realize we had a letdown in the second half and we need to work on that if we want to go all the way [in the NCAA tournament].” Despite stumbling in the second half, the Blue Devils displayed a barraging defense in the game’s first 30 minutes. Protecting goalie Kristen Foster was a tight seal that created 11 turnovers while allowing only six shots in the first half. The Blue Devils’ defense still held up in the second half, although tighter officiating seemed to give the team some problems. In the second half Duke was called for 13 of its 17 fouls. “That was the best defense we’ve seen all year,” Dartmouth coach Amy Patton said. “I think Duke just put us on our heels in the first half. They were making us play poorly.” After a hectic month ofApril, the Blue

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Big recruit may Sweet dreams for Sweet’s Duke career pay for first year MELCHIONNI from page 1 Melchionni is a 6-foot-7 wing forward from

Lancaster, Penn. He attends Germantown Academy, where he plays with Florida-bound junior Matt Walsh. When asked who he most resembles on the basketball court, Melchionni offered two examples that Duke fans know well. “I’m like Mike Dunleavy—but left-handed—or Mike Miller,” he said, referring to Duke’s sophomore forward and the former Florida Gator star who is a favorite for NBA rookie of the year honors. “I see myself as a complete player.” Clark Francis of the Hoop Scoop agrees that there are similarities between Melchionni and the aforementioned players, with the caveat that Melchionni is slightly less athletic. Francis ranks Melchionni as a top-70 player in his class. “He is the type of guy who won’t win you a national championship, but [he can] contribute on a national championship team,” Francis said. That Melchionni ended up at Duke, where his team will be competing for the national championship, was not a product ofpressure from his dad. “I pushed him in the direction of looking everywhere but Duke,” Gary Melchionni said. “So if he came back to [Dukel it would be his decision.” Ultimately, it was the Duke blue coursing through his veins that fought off a heavy recruitment by new Villanova coach Jay Wright. “I’ve always wanted to go to Duke,” Lee Melchionni said. “I loved Coach K, I loved the team and I loved the family environment at Duke.” After looking elsewhere, the Melchionnis came to campus for an unofficial visit in early March. “It was all over after we got a chance to spend most of the day with the players and coaches and two hours at the end of the day with Coach K and Coach Collins and Wojo,” Gary Melchionni said. Now that Lee Melchionni has committed, he has begun working to make Duke better. Committed players recruit each other a great deal; talking frequently with Redick over the Internet helped Melchionni feel more comfortable about Duke. Now, Melchionni is planning to work on Shelden Williams, an impressive power forward from Oklahoma who is believed to be one ofKrzyzewski’s primary targets for the class of 2006. Duke wants to bring in Shavlik Randolph, Williams and a point guard—most likely Sean Dockery—in addition to the three who have already verballed. If all of these.players come to Duke, they will be the best six-person class in college basketball history, Francis said. This would present a problem, however,’as the NCAA has a rule stating that a school may only bring in five scholarship players in one year. Should this problem arise, Melchionni might pay his own way for a year, red-shirt and then accept a scholarship for four years. “There are worse things in the world than having to spend five years at Duke,” said Gaiy Melchionni, who nonetheless played down the possibility ofhis son walking onto the Blue Devils’ squad.

TRANSFERS from page 1 butions to the team fell short of expectations. Brown was considered a candidate for a starter’s role, but her struggles with Goestenkors’ motion offense severely cut into her minutes. Goestenkors and assistant coach Gale Valley were out of town on a recruiting trip this week and did not immediately return calls placed to their office yesterday. “I’m not disappointed. I just want them to be happy,” Mosch, Brown’s roommate, said. “If them leaving means they will be happy, then I’ll support them.” Sweet, meanwhile, told The Chronicle yesterday he has already met with men’s basketball coach Mike Krzyzewski to discuss the possibility of transferring. Sweet, a freshman, has endured a turbulent career with the national champion Blue Devils. After showing promise early in the season, when he averaged more than 11 minutes in Duke’s first seven games, Sweet was suspended indefinitely for acade-

mic difficulties. Sweet, who maintained an honor roll grade point average for four years at Brother Rice High School, was given a chance to have his academic standing re-evaluated prior to the ACC tournament in early March. He was never reinstated into the Duke lineup, and he remained on the sidelines, wearing street clothes, for all of the Blue Devils’ tournament games. Krzyzewski has not yet commented on Sweet’s eligibility or standing on the team, and the 21-year coach did not return calls to his office. Sweet said yesterday he has yet to rule out the possibility of returning to Duke, but strong speculation is that the freshman will leave to play for Mike Jarvis’ St. John’s program near his hometown of Manhattan, N.Y. No timeline has yet been set by Sweet for when he will choose between the Red Storm and the Blue Devils. Norm Bradley contributed to this story

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The Chronicle’s ‘controversial’ history fountains. Blacks were considered infeine! Then the University relaxed its rior and treated as such. drinking rule. At the same time, it took is not ancient Parents history: away the “open door” policy, apparentThis of black students at Duke today could ly believing women, men and alcohol not have eaten in any restaurant in didn’t mix. We screamed about that. this city alongside a white—they Then there was the matter of desks. would have had to stand at a take-out There were not enough. Male students window to get their food. had to share; in some cases, three guys We at The Chronicle thought this shared one desk. We hammered the was wrong and editorialized about it. subject. Surely the University could provide enough desks. BIG issue. Many were offended, and took the criticism as unjust comHow about this? The library closed mentary against at 11 p.m. weekthe University. one: nights, 5 p.m. Try this one: Saturday, and didWhen I came to to Duke, there was no n’t open until 2 p.m. Sunday. The drinking on camon rationale was that pus, and dorms were not coeducawe should be at tional. In fact, the Chapel Sunday mornings. women had a curnot few and were not We ran editoriallowed in any male als demanding student’s room longer hours and

Beyond the wall Michael Peterson Since this is my last column for the year, I’ll keep it light, and give you some history that you might find interesting. Long ago, back in the Pleistocene, I was editor of The Chronicle. When my term finished, the new editor wrote: “Mike Peterson was probably the most controversial Chronicle editor that any of us has known. The whole University will probably agree that he lived up to his idea that an ‘adequate’ newspaper editor will offend everyone at least once during the year.” I cherish those words and repeat them now because The Chronicle and University are involved in the reparations ad conflict that “offended” so many. Being offended is good; it might galvanize otherwise inert people to do

something. So what did I write 35 years ago that offended so many? You will be amused and might learn something about offensiveness. Like most of you, I came to Duke and Durham from elsewhere—in my case, California. This was back in the early ’6os during segregation; there were no black students at Duke, and Durham didn’t integrate its schools for another decade. Blacks couldn’t eat at restaurants with whites, use the same bathrooms or drink from the same

When I Duke, there came was no drinking campus, and dorms coeducational. were In fact, women had a curfew and were not allowed in any male student’s room. Try this

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policies—prohibition and keeping women out of male students’ rooms. I hope I am the only editor brought before the Judicial Board and censured by fellow classmates. This was for drinking in the Chronicle office. I was given a suspended suspension. Finally women were allowed in men’s dorm rooms, but only as long as the door was kept open—can you imag-

We opposed faculty members living in the dorms —to “provide intellectual growth” was the idea. Spying was our take. We thought student government was stupid and corrupt, and said so—even getting an official to resign for “malfeasance.” We thought the student parking fee an outrage. We didn’t win that. Nor did we convince students that Duke should have an honor code. So it went all year: Some we won, some we lost, but everybody was offended at one time or another. Today you’d laugh at our “progressiveness,” but then we were considered radical, even dangerous. That’s why I’m telling you, offensiveness is not bad. It’s all in the muddled eye of the offended; screw ’em! Now as you leave: To those graduating, best of luck in the real world; to those returning, I hope to engage you in the fall. A final note: Last year before you left, I urged you to go downtown to see the American Tobacco site. The city promised great development over the summer. I told you nothing would happen. It didn’t. This year, after endless hoopla from civic leaders, the site is again heralded as just a moment away from development. I predict with utter confidence the same undeveloped mess will greet you upon your return. Have a lovely, safe time at the beach

Sunday openings. the Finally University relented, but certainly not to the extent you enjoy. We also were appalled at the quality ofspeakers who came. While UNC and NCSU had major speakers, we got backwater guests. Then there was the issue ofmaids and janitors. They were paid 85 cents an hour and forbidden to organize. We thought this an outrage and campaigned for highMichael Peterson, Trinity ’65, is a er wages and the right to organize. Durham resident.

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On the brink Eva Dußuisson I want to talk about alcohol This is my last column at Duke. I am supposed to be saying mushy, self-conscious stuff about my friends and my intellect and all the wisdom IVe gained over the last four years. But you know what? My friends know who they are, and they don’t really read The Chronicle anyway. My intellect? Of course it has expanded. I am a product of North Carolina public schools—at Duke, I have been like a kid in a candy store, except I’ve never gotten close to full. But we all have to take that journey ourselves, and knowledge of my discoveries shouldn’t change yours much. And as for the aged wisdom of the college graduate—please. I have more questions than ever—a sign of a good education.

So let’s talk about alcohol. Not because it is anywhere near as important as most other things we do in our lives, but because, like abortion, it has taken on a symbolic and cultural importance far beyond its use as a beverage and mild sedative. Over the last four years, I have

spent innumerable hours discussing the dangers, pleasures, effects, and defects of alcohol. I have spent even more hours consuming it—almost certainly more hours than I have spent in class. So let’s try to cast offthe baggage for just a moment and talk about this stuff. Like most of you, I was a pretty straight-laced kid, so when I got to college, I was ready to cut loose. And I have. I have partied with the best of them and have gotten drunk over and over again. I drink because I like the physical sensations. I drink because I lose my myriad inhibitions, and funny things happen. I drink because all my friends do. Sometimes I drink to relax, sometimes to relieve boredom. I have done silly things while under the

even scandalous things. I have never hurt myself or others, but I know I am lucky for that. People have been consuming alcohol for similar reasons for hundreds of years. It’s just a beverage. And yet our culture —not just Duke culture, but American culture—is so fascinated with and afraid of its effect on us, that we have become completely fixated. Anyone who has ever traveled abroad has certainly noticed that alcohol claims so little social consciousness in any other country but the U.S. I guess it’s the Puritans, screwing us again. Especially here on college campuses, where our quest to avoid liability by smoothing the naturally rough changes of adolescence has brought us all to new heights of in loco parentis.

So let’s talk about alcohol it has taken on a symbolic and cultural importance far beyond its use as a beverage and mild sedative. I know, because I was part of the hidden process. Last year, through some roundabout chain of events, I found myself on the vice president’s Alcohol Task Force. As a student completely un-legitimized by the halls of “student leader” power, I stuck out among the usual suspects around the conference table—but I also felt a special burden of truth upon me, the “random” student (as I was called in more than one meeting). I tried, I really did. I thought that surely, sheer logical truth was all we needed, and so I tried to express the unassailable logic that getting rid of kegs opens the door for liquor, and that cracking down on underage drinking leads to intense and horribly unsafe pre-partying. I know the rest of the

students on the committee agreed with me, because they told me so when I saw them at Big Beer Nights and compared fake IDs with them at the Hideaway. But when push came to shove, we knew it made little difference whether we were honest in those meetings or whether we toed the party line and kept our administrators-in-training status. Let me be the one to finally say it: The whole process was a joke. We could talk about the hows and whys of Duke social life until we were blue in the face, but at the end of the day the administration knew exactly what it was going to do. It may try to solicit student input—and they may even think they want to hear it—but in the end, if the voice of the students ran counter to the rules, the law and the prevailing moral ethic, then the students might as well be talking to a brick wall. The excesses and indescretions of college will continue to be legislated away or pushed out of sight. I’m sorry. I wish I could have done more. But, as much as we wish it were true, we do not live in a bubble here. We live in a national culture seriously worried and uncertain about the process of growing up, and wealthy enough to be able to fixate on these details, to the detriment of all sense of perspective. We are going to be dealing with these issues for the rest of our lives. But the thing is, guys, it’s just a beverage, albeit with an interesting chemical effect. What I really should have said at those god-awful 8 a.m. meetings of the alcohol policy committee is this: Why on earth are we spending all our time talking about this? Of all the problems that need solving, even just here in our little world, why does this one chemical have such a hold on us? I do not regret the partying I have done over the last four years. As a senior facing graduation without a clue as to where I will go or what I will do next, the partying skills I have developed in the halls of Mirecourt may serve me as well as anything else I have learned. What I do regret, though, is the hours of energy wasted on our collective obsession with this one ancient, ridiculous beverage. Eva Dußuisson is a Trinity senior.

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Hooray for Hell-y-wood Off the record & on the QT Martin Barna Mr. DeVille, it’s time for Hollywood’s close up, and it’s ugly. It that Hollywood’s appears Producer’s Guild is about to face a strike from the Writer’s Guild. While these millionaires fight over a few nickels of royalties, I have a short list of people who would make bad mediators: 1. Sen. Joe Lieberman, D-Conn.

That is the end ofthe list Holy Joe is at it again. Before he revved his engines as the Democratic running mate last fall, Lieberman usually made the news only when he had cracked up another Hollywood-Big Brother plan. And I do not mean that lousy CBS reality television program. Lieberman insists that he is opposed to censorship, but he just wants to see Hollywood a little more responsible for the content it creates. His latest bill is aimed at protecting children from violent video games and movies. A recent federal report asserts —with pretty damning evidence—that Hollywood executives are aiming some of their most violent products directly at children by running advertisements for Deathßlow 2001 during Fox Family’s Pretty Silly Dinosaur Hour. I hate to be a thorn in the frontrunner for 2004’s side, but seriously, Holy Joe, have you ever read some of those studies

that attempt to make inferences between Hollywood violence and violence among youth? Most ofthem are too consumed by awe-inspiring statistics (A 10-year-old child will witness 10,000 murders and 36,000 fights on television and in movies—and that’s just on NYPD Blue). If that same child were listening to Dr. Laura, he would hear 10,000 references to why one gender is inferior to another and 3,000 derogatory names

for gays. That’s culture. But even if the industry is putting out crap, these

studies are worth little more than the paper they are printed on, and for all the references

causes behind this culture ofyouth violence. It is time to bust out extra funds for public school programming and teachers and pass some laws that enable families with young children to have a parent at home before and after school. And parents—members of the Baby Boomer generation who do not want to stop being children —you need to do your part too. Remember, you can always turn the television off or tell children they cannot see go Texas Chainsaw murCheerleaders XIII. Holy Joe, leave Hollywood alone the town has bigin ger problems. Like the writer’s just strike—which is scheduled to begin any day. I have a lot of sympathy for some of the writers; it is not fair to make Tom Stoppard and David Mamet (both WGA members) sit at the bargaining table with the three idiots who wrote Gladiator or Freddy Got Fingered. But, we labor-supporters cannot be choosers. So, let the strike begin! If Hollywood averts the writer’s strike, then it will probably face off again in Actor’s Strike (scheduled to start this summer). This film is about a sympathetic organizer (Tom Hanks) who runs a dogooder labor union of poor, out-of-work actors (Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt and Mel Gibson) against a big bad movie studio boss (Charlton Heston), opens this July.

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made toward these statistics, little is said about the correlations. This is because there are no correlations to be made. These studies have time and time again proven very little about what makes the current youth so violent. Certainly there are a few high profile cases of this entertainment-related violence—the Money Train incident in New York City, the couple of Jackass-related incidents where very stupid children have re-enacted very stupid things—but these incidents are outliers. It would be nice to see Holy Joe and the Congress (which would be a bad rock group name) take up the real

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like—this would be the first picket with pedicures. In The Grapes of Wrath, the Joads stood around, looking for work and an honest wage. In Hollywood, Julia Roberts will stand around, with two cell phones—one to her agent, one to her boyfriend—a Manhattan and the latest issue of Variety, looking around for the number to her favorite little cafe —in Bali. Wait, did I say stand? I mean sit in her gigantic gated house, nibbling on little snacks with hard to pronounce European names. That’s a Hollywood strike. I feel bad for little actors, who probably could use a wage increase or better profit sharing, who will likely gain little from this strike. Once the big dog actors are satisfied, the strike will be

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Taking it to the limits Guest commentary Justin Fairfax Very recently, Duke University accomplished a feat whose singular significance will continue to increase our institution’s prestige throughout the nation and world and whose bold actualization of our outrageous ambition will forever raise the trajectory of Duke’s rise to the upper echelon ofAmerica’s institutions of higher learning. Here, we do not speak of our winning the 2001 NCAA men’s basketball championship, although the importance of that achievement is without question. Rather, we seek to highlight the Board of Trustees’ approval of the University strategic plan, “Building on Excellence,” and the attendant investment of resources, both of which mark the most significant moment of University development since James B. Duke’s founding indenture in 1924. However, grandiose rhetoric aside, does anyone know what the University’s recently approved strategic plan really means? Here is what it means in plain English. For the past several years, Duke has been engaged in an exhaustive self-study in which the University and each of its schools have: identified specific areas in their curriculum or operations that have been successful or are in need of improvement; set ambitious short-term and longterm goals concerning the quality and achievement of these programs; pioneered innovative initiatives in fields that present bold new opportunities for national and international academic leadership and; dedicated substantial resources, financial and otherwise, to fund and support these priorities. The result of this self-study? That’s right. The strategic plan. There are nine clear, well-reasoned and aggressive goals that form the heart and soul of this plan. They are: build an excellent faculty in every school; signif-

icantly strengthen science and engineering; be among this measure, the strategic plan proves even more the best universities at integrating teaching, learnextraordinary. That is because its stated goals and ing, and research; promote major multidisciplinary related investments are an individual commitment and interdisciplinary programs; promote diversity in to each one ofyou to support your essential needs as all aspects of University life; intensify the use of students and to provide you with access to tools and information technology; nurture the personal and opportunities that will profoundly and positively intellectual growth of students by building communiimpact the paths to achievement that you have each ty in social, civic, and academic realms; extend our set for yourselves. global reach and influence and; take a leadership role However, to invoke an equally appropriate adage, in building partnerships and collaborations in the “to whom much is given, much is expected.” At this Research Triangle, the state and beyond. momentous occasion in our institutional history, Duke University and its strategic plan have dedicated significant resources to, and have set the highest of expectations for, our students, pursuit of excellence and achievement in all that they do. So, let this serve as our official challenge to each on an one of you to push the limits of your educational to experiences both inside and outside of the classroom. Seize on every opportunity to perform excellent reserve its research, work with faculty, intellectually and socially engage your peers and other students with whom among you are not yet acquainted, perform community service, utilize your free-time in worthy and developinstitutions. private mental endeavors, build on your physical and mental well-being and in every way prepare your mind, body and soul to assume a place ofreal leadership in the As we know, this plan was not designed world and so make real the promise and potential of overnight, nor will all ofits goals be fully realized in your University plan. that time. However, the directives that guide this It is significant that much of the opportunity plan have placed Duke on an inevitable path to that we now have to permanently establish ourinstitutional excellence that will permanently selves as a uniquely elite institution of higher reserve its place among the country’s leading prilearning was made possible by the work, contribuvate research institutions. tions and dedication to Duke University of its forWhile we celebrate the measured, but nonetheless mer students. Now go, stick this article on your wall extraordinary, course that the strategic plan has set and make them and yourselves proud by building for the whole of Duke University, we fully underon excellence. stand that much of the educational experience, like politics, is local. That is, the success of this plan, and Justin Fairfax, Trinity ’OO, is a Young Trustee. Fellow therefore of the University, will be determined in Young Trustees Brandon Busteed, Chris Lam and large part by the impact that it will have on your Clark Smith, as well as Young Trustee-elect Jordan day-to-day life as a student and future leader. By Bazinsky, contributed to this column.

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Building the unperfect beasts Guest commentary

Duke, and for the fourth time in as many years, people yell and bark at us from the dorms. In New York City last June—many men in a post-parade mob—drench, strip, rob, grope, assault and/or rape up to 50 women in broad daylight in Central Park. Others stand by and videotape the screaming women while police officers ignore requests for help. Even more disturbing than the objectification and exploitation of women’s and men’s bodies in advertising are the behaviors and attitudes it promotes. Aside from individual messages for men (tough, muscular, beer drinker, sports fan) and women (passive, sexy, scantily clad, submissive, •

Ronit Ridberg The Duke student is not born a rapist; the Duke student becomes a rapist. Cultural messages in advertising are being broadcast on our buildings, busses, cars, clothes, in our schools and even on our urinals and bathroom stalls. When we cannot be free from ads, it becomes increasingly difficult to filter out their messages—we internalize the images we see, and they affect the way we behave and think. With all the recent debate over the ad policy in The Chronicle, it is shocking that there has been little to no public questioning of promotion of a different sort of opinion. Consider the following: In the Wilson Rec. Center, men are trying to make themselves bigger, women are trying to shrink themselves smaller. This winter, The Chronicle publishes a halfpage ad for Maxim which pictures a woman in her underwear —the copy at her crotch reads “yay for rhinestone panties.” In 1998, The Chronicle publishes an ad from Playboy calling female students to apply to appear in the “Girls of the ACC” special issue. Lucky Brand perfume comes to campus April 5. Beautiful sales representatives hand out perfume samples attached to reversible doorknob hangers which read on one side “I got lucky” and on the other side, “I didn’t get lucky.” Their car is adorned with the couple that graces most of their ads. (The woman’s breasts are always about to bust out ofher shirt, and her cleavage is in the guy’s face.) Those images and their motto “get lucky” bombards those on the way to class. On March 27, 2001, many campus and community members march to Take Back the Night at

Ever been groped at a campus party? alcohol Add a more bit and some music and ask yourself how far removed the Duke social scene is from Central Park.

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incredibly thin, large breasted, silent) we see dominant, demeaning and even violent behavior by men towards women. We have become so desensitized to these hyper-sexual images that often times we fail to see the violence in them. If we only see women as breasts and rhinestone underwear, we can’t really support and understand them in their struggles against sexual violence. And if we only see men as beer and sex-obsessed, then

we rob them too of their individual subjectivities. Finally, if we are so focused on “getting lucky” and getting laid, we tend to stop questioning whether consent was a factor. Not only do Maxim et al. serve as a more accessible form of pornography, but their articles and columns

contribute to the problem. Gear suggests if you’ve got a “stubborn hard-on, but her back is turned toward you tellingly,” and you know “any of your familiar sex-initiating codes will result in a brush off” then “it’s time to use a surprise technique.” Men are not born with a desire to rape, this behavior is cultivated by how-to manuals available in our campus stores. Ever been groped at a campus party? Add a bit more alcohol and some music and ask yourself how far removed the Duke social scene is from Central Park. Those men believed themselves more powerful and important than the women they attacked and they were acting in a crowd and culture that accepted that as self-evident. It is obvious from the voices during Sexual Violence Prevention Week that this campus is not free from rape and sexual assault. Shouldn’t the place in which we live and work at least be free from these images? The University’s support of consumer culture’s views of women as objects and men who are supposed to use and abuse them also supports a culture that condones rape. Where is the outrage? In the end, an individual’s actions are his or her choice and responsibility alone, but we need to stop spreading images that glorify sexual violence. Only when we each consider and understand the impact these ads have had on us can we break ourselves from it. Think twice about the magazine pages you are flipping and take notice of the way you look at your peers. We need to be more proactive about our opposition to these images and we need to change our behavior. Consider this a call to action. Ronit Ridberg is a Trinity senior.

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Warning: Progress can be painful rectness in the United States is that it hinders an open discussion of issues that people may be sensitive about. Another problem with political correctness is that it fosters a perception that the sole Seth Wechsler cause of bias is irrationality. Individuals that consider themselves “politically correct” seem to believe Am I bigoted? No. Am I prejudiced? I hope not. that if we better educate individuals, and in doing so teach them to ignore their biases, prejudice will disAm I biased? Yes. And so are you. I grew up in an upper-middle class neighborhood appear. This is an unrealistic and incomplete in the suburbs of Philadelphia. For most of my adoapproach to the problem. Certain fundamental lescent life the majority of my friends were inequalities do exist in America. Knowledge of these Caucasian upper-middle class males. I had a good inequities can seep into our subconscious minds and deal of exposure to other types of people, but this merge with our own personal biases. Here are a few exposure was limited in its intimacy. Due to this facts about life in America: lack of intimate exposure, it is logical to assume that I might have certain misconceptions about people significantly different from those I grew up with. Thus, I recognize my own biases. I don’t believe that my case is unique. I believe that the majority of peoseem to ple have had limited exposure to intimate relationships with a truly diverse group of individuals. we Furthermore, I would argue that in today’s mediasaturated society it is almost impossible to remain to so unbiased toward any group of people—perhaps even one’s own. The fact that we’re all biased stands in the way of incomprogress, harmony, and productivity in our commuis an nities, cities and schools. After all, everyone recognizes that bias is a “bad” thing. Everyone resolves to not to be perceived as biased in any fashion. Across America and at this very institution (which is by no means unique in this regard), individuals hide their According to the National Center for Education biases from one another. Perhaps even more disturbingly, people deny or hide their biases from Statistics, many more Caucasians than minority citizens receive college degrees. themselves. The rationale for these deceptions conAccording to the U.S. Bureau of Justice sists of A) hoping that ignoring the problem will make it go away, and B) hoping not to offend others Statistics, crime rates are often higher in many (so as not to appear biased or prejudiced). This minority communities than in many Caucasian communities. flawed exercise in superficiality is known as politiAccording to the U.S. Substance Abuse and cal correctness. corMental Health Services Administration, drug use is One of the biggest problems with political

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often higher in many minority communities than in many Caucasian communities. Thus, there is a statistical association between race, crime rates, drug use and education in the United States. The important thing to recognize is that race is not the explanation for these statistical trends money is. Contrary to popular opinion, money can buy opportunity, and to some extent happiness. Nonetheless, some people mistakenly perceive statistical associations as justifications for racism. Other individuals subconsciously assimilate knowledge of statistical trends into their worldviews. Most of us recognize that statistical trends are applicable to large populations and not to individuals. However, all of us are guilty of racial profiling to some extent. A classroom education alone cannot solve the problem of bias. We must interact with one another! Due to the existence of economic inequality in America, biases may never disappear completely. But ignoring biases won’t help solve the problem. As in personal relationships, failing to discuss problems only exacerbates them. Therefore, in addition to supporting programs like affirmative action, we must stop tiptoeing around one another! We must recognize our own biases and biases in others. We must not be afraid to confront one another. We are not foes! Only through addressing our differences of opinion can we begin to reconcile them. The David Horowitz ad may have been offensive. Nonetheless, the fact remains that many of us might not have considered the issues the ad addressed if it hadn’t been printed. More importantly, we might not have considered the issues raised by students who protested the ad’s printing. The Horowitz ad created an enormous amount of dialogue on campus. I believe that this dialogue was productive. If we are to strive to understand one another, we can’t expect the process to be painless. Progress can be painful. —

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State Laws Driving under the influence of drugs or alcohol is illegal. Penalties include a fine of more than $2OO and loss of driving license both in South Carolina and your home state. It is unlawful for any person under the age of 21 to buy, possess or consume alcoholic beverages. Open containers of beer, wine or liquor are prohibited in vehicles or any public place including streets, sidewalks and beach areas. Vehicle headlights must be on if you are operating your wind shield wipers due to rain or poor rain conditions. Motorcyclists are required to wear an approved helmet under South Carolina state law, and they must use headlights at all times. Seat belts must be worn at all times in a moving vehicle. All children in a moving vehicle under the age of six years old must be restrained at all times by means appropriate for the child’s age and seating location according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

Animal Laws North Myrtle Beach: Dogs in public must be on a leash at a times. No dogs are allowed on the beach between 9 am and 5 from May 15 through September 15. Myrtle Beach: Dogs in ] must be on a leash at all times. However, no animals are allowed on the beach or Ocean Boulevard between 21st Ave. N. to 13th Ave. S. of Myrtle Beach during any time of the year. No dogs are allowed on the beach between 9 am 5 pm from May 15 through September 15. Horses are not allowed on the beach within city limits. -

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Swimming 50 yards from the beach or over shoulder depth unless otherwise stated by the lifeguard. Jumping or diving off piers is prohibited. Only canvas rafts may be used in the ocean. Rafts must te equipped with safety ropes. Public nudity is illegal. Swimwear is subject to city ordinances in North Myrtle Beach, Myrtle Beach and Surfside Beach. It is illegal for anyone to wear a thong bathing suit. The public display of certain body parts are illegal and can result in arrest.

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See the web site at http://www.cityofmyrtlebeach.com The sand and surf brings thousands of visitors to the Grand Strand to enjoy the hospitality. The following local laws and regulations are in place throughout the year. Your cooperation is appreciated! The legal drinking age is 21. Drinking alcoholic beverages in public and having open containers in vehicles are illegal Motorcycle operators and passengers under 21 must wear an approved helmet under South Carolina law. Speeding laws are strictly enforced, as are seat belt laws. Sleeping in cars or on thebeach is illegal. Thong bikini bathing suits and public display of certain body parts are illegal and can result in arrest.

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Christian family with 2 kids seeks sitter 1-2 afternoons per week. Begin now and/or fall. $7/hr. Near South Square, references needed.

secluded area, great for grad students. $4OO/month. 336-3481808. M-F, 9-5.

mid-May- mid-August. Excellent price. 5 minutes from campus. 4903060.

Roommate wanted for fall 2001 and spring 2002 school year. Erwin Square apartments. Call 286-0213.

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summer apartment in exchange for childcare. Available immediately. Non-smoking female, with car. No pets. 493-5379

Student assistant wanted for Cognitive Psychology Research Lab. Assistance is needed 30-40 hours per week for May-August, with options for Fall employ-

Lakeview Apartments. 2616 Erwin Rd. Walk to campus. BULK LEASE AVAILABLE, You and your friends rent four apts and the rent drops from $B5O to $5OO. (utilities included!) For a limited time only. 2BR. Broker 489-1777, nights 3829729.

ment. Duties include subject recruitment & research testing, data entry and general office work. Good communication skills are a must. E-mail or call Ms. Harris at 66—7437 or smh@geri.duke.edu

LARGE 2 BEDROOM DUPLEX APARTMENT FOR RENT. GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD, SHORT DRIVE TO DUKE. AVAILABLE MAY 1. PREFER GRAD/PROFESSIONALS. $485/MONTH. ED 919-663-3743 (LEAVE MESSAGE).

UNIVERSITY OF OTAGO Interested in studying abroad in New Zealand? Meet faculty from the-University of Otago at an informal session on Wed., May 2, 3-4 p.m. in the Office of Study Abroad, 121 Allen. Questions? Call 684-2174.

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Experienced upper-class or graduate student for after school care of 8 and 10 year old. References required; own transportation; nonsmoking; likes pets; 4 days/week, 2:30-7:00 beginning May 7. Call 383-0732 or e-mail ck_augustine@med.unc.edu

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two children ready for camp/daycare and to safely transport children. Prior child care experience required. 2-2.5 hours. Mon.-Fri. mornings $9/per hour. Beginning May 21. or 960-3790 hlerice@aol.com.

Cognitive Psychology Lab. Applications invited for full-time Associate in Research position in the Cognitive Psychology

Lab, DUMC. The lab is located in the Center for the Study of Aging and conducts research on age-related changes in cognition, using behavioral and neuroimaging (fMRI, PET) methods. Duties include PC network administration (maintenance of MS Office programs, web page development), PC programming (development of programs for

PC-based cognitive tests), analysis of neuroimaging data. Required: Bachelor’s degree; good communication skills; computer skills. Helpful: knowledge of statistics; interest in cognitive testing; neuroimaging. Send resume and letter of interest to Dr. David Madden, djm@geri.duke.edu

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Coaching Positions available at Durham Academy. Independent K-12 day school is looking for inter-

3-4 bedroom apartment for sublet May 15-December or summer and fall separately. One block off East Campus. $875/month. Furnished if needed. Contact 613-2959 or vjf@duke.edu.

ested, capable coaches for the 2001-02 school year. Current needs are: HS & MS girls tennis, volleyball, MS level girls basketball, and others. Reasonable compensation, must have afternoons free. Good opportunity for grad students or upper class undergraduates. Call Steve Engebretsen 490-1093 x. 440 or sengebret@da.org, or Rick Dike 419-1751 x. 249.

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Laboratory Assistant needed FriSun. Cardiac research work in primary cell culture. Experience helpful, but will train. Work study not necessary. Contact Sharon @6845398 or slcol@duke.edu

SEEKING RESEARCH ASSISTANT BRAIN IMAGING/ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. Wanted: Full-Time Research Assistant at Duke Hospital, ideal for recent grads interested in medical school, psychology or neuroscience, gain clinical exposure, learn MR imaging and analysis techniques. Start date: Flexible (April thru June 2001). Benefits: good pay, publications, recommendations. Computer skills needed. Minimum 1 year commitment. Send CV and references to jeffrey.petrella@duke.edu

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Summer Courier & Office assistant Want a fun place to work? Call Pat Scott at 684-2631 or e-mail pat.scott@duke.edu Office of the Provost. Campus deliveries/clerical duties, your own desk & computer available. Physically fit for light lifting, energetic, motivated, & dependable. Hours negotiable.

SUMMER WEBSITE WORK Help us update and expand the Hart Leadership Program website during the summer. Flexible hours: off-site access considered. Must be dependable and creative. Call 668-6297 or email

Tennis Instructors; Full or part time for summer tennis camp. Tennis background preferable. Call Jim at 489-1550 or 618-2504.

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Houses For Rent 2BR, 2BA House. North Durham. 6 miles to Duke. Fenced-Safe, inlaw suite. $750/mo. 477-2911.

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3-6 bedroom homes available for rent. See display ad. Bob Schmitz Properties, 416-0393, www.bobschmitzproperties.com

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Nice 4BR Home. Large Kitchen & Living Room. Quiet neighborhood. 10min. to Duke-call 919-477-7811. Leave message. Wooded security patrol subdivision w/hiking trials, close to shopping. Convenientlocation-2 1/2 miles from Duke Campus. 2 story townhouse. 3-bedroom, 3-bath, living room, fireplace, dinning room, kitchen, breakfast room, laundry room, lots of closet, newly carpeted, deck, 2 other enclosed storage, parking, walk to clubhouse, pool and tennis. Some $1350/mon. amnesties included. Grad, professional, family preferred. 336-674-5069 or email-

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Need a place for the summer and/or fall? beautiful 1 bedroom apt. for sublet. Fully furnished, hardwood floors- large foyer, living room, bedroom, and kitchen. $435/ month Call Elena 680-4757

Real Estate Sales FSBO unique historic home. 817 Lancaster, next to East Campus. 1 BR/1 BA 1400 sqft. Upstairs apt 1200 sqft. Live in downstairs, rent upstairs for $6OO/month. Tenant ready to sign lease. Call 286-5916 for appointment. $164,000.

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Tennis Instructors: Full or part time for summer tennis camp. Tennis background preferable. Call Jim at 489-1550 or 618-2504.

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A The Chronicle publishes several public service calendars through the week as detailed below: Duke Bulletin Board Monday Community Calendar Tuesday-Friday Sports Events Monday Arts Events Tuesday & Friday Entertainment Thursday To submit a notice for our Duke Bulletin Board and Community Calendars, send it to the attention of "Calendar Coordinator" at the address below, fax or e-mail. Submissions for these calendars are published on a space-available basis with priority given to Duke events. Notices must be for events which are free and open to the public or for which proceeds benefit a public/not-for-profit cause. Deadline for the Bulletin Board is noon Thursday. The Chronicle, Box 90858, Durham, NC 27708. Fax: (919) 684-4696. Phone: (919) 684-2663 (Notices may not be taken over the phone). E-mail: calendar@chronicle.duke.edufor community calendar and bulletin board notices only.

Domicile of Chapel Hill will host the Great Escapes Auction tonight from 7:00 to 10:00 p.m. at its Eastgate Shopping Center location in Chapel Hill, This is Domicile s fourth year as auction host, with proceeds benefiting Triangle Hospice. CSMG, Duke’s student-initiated new music ensemble, cordially invites you to their spring concert. The event, entitled, “The Great Learning: Pedagogical Music Reconsidered,” features great composer Robert Zimmerman and will take place at 8:00 p.m. in the Nelson Music Room in the East Duke Building. Rodney Wynkoop will conduct and the Choral Society of Durham and the Orchestra Pro Cantores will present Rossini’s Stabat Mater and Verdi’s Opera

Choruses, 8:00 p.m., Baldwin Auditorium. Duke’s Institute of the Arts presents the Carolina Ballet with The Ciompi Quartet in “New and Newer,” 8:00 p.m., Reynolds Theater. Also on Sunday at 2:00 p.m. Tickets can be purchased online at tickets.duke.edu or call 684-4444.

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education seminar in the fields of CT and MRI. Visit our website at www.radweb.mc.duke.edu for more information. Barnes

Noble Booksellers hosts “Reach Out and Read” Storytime, 11:00 a.m. Residents from the Reach Out and Read programs at UNC Hospital and Duke Primary Care will be here to read books that celebrate Cinco de Mayo. &

May is National Foster Care Month. Durham County Department of Social Services and The Inside Scoop ice cream shop invite everyone to come and help celebratre foster families while enjoying a free scoop of homemade ice cream and live entertainment, 2:00 to 5:00 p.m.. The Inside Scoop, 4711 Hope Valley Road. For more information, call 560-8092.

The Eno River Association is sponsoring a spring wildflower walk at 2:00 p.m. Hikes are free but limited to 20 participants. To register call 919-489-2795. Holy Eucharist Worship Service, followed with

dinner fellowship, 5:00 p.m.. Episcopal Center, 505 Alexander Avenue. &

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Mallarme Chamber Players presents “Lift Every Voice!” celebrating music of black composers, 3:00 p.m., at the St. Joseph AME Church, 2521 Fayetteville Street, Durham. This concert features works by renowned black composers William Grant Still, Hale Smith, and Samuel Coleridge-Taylor.

Become a Duke Ambassador! Help hundreds patients and visitors who come through the Hospital lobby each day: answer the phone, give directions, provide appointment information, call for hotel shuttles, and other tasks as needed. Training provided. For more information call 684-3835. Visit the website at http://volunteer.mc.duke.edu

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DoubleTake Documentary Film Festival, an international annual event, will be held at the Carolina Theatre, Durham, NC May 3-6, 2001. Documentary filmmakers from the United States and abroad will be attending. Volunteers are needed in many areas during the 4 day event and prior to the Festival. There will be training sessions and opportunities to preview the films that will be shown during the Festival. Please call Jillian Weiss, Volunteer Coordinator at 919-660-3699. Do you enjoy reading to children? Become a volunteer reader for “Reach Out and Read,” an early literacy program sponsoredby the Duke Children’s Clinic. Volunteer readers commit 30 minutes to one hour reading books to children in the pediatric clinic waiting room. If you are interested and would like more information please contact the Volunteer Coordinator at 668-4107. Cancer Companions, a service of the Duke Cancer Patient Support Program, is looking for volunteers to visit patients in their homes. You would provide 2-4 hours per week of socializing and light errands. We specialize in matching people up for agreeable companionship. You should be at least 18 years old, and able to drive to the assignment using your own vehicle. For more information call Harriet Whitehead at 684-6914.

Be the voice of a voiceless child: Become a Guardian ad Litem Volunteer. A Guardian ad Litem is a trained community volunteer who is appointed by the court to conduct an independent investigation on behalf of the child. Call the Guardian ad Litem office at 560-6190 for additional information.

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Student-Curated Exhibition XII, Main Gallery and Lobby. Exhibition openedFriday April 6; Southern Gate: African American Paintings from the National Museum of American Art, Smithsonian Institution. North Gallery. Exhibition continues through June 30, 2002; the permanent collections of Old Masters, pre-Columbian, Classical, Medieval, Renaissance, Russian, and African Art. DUMA is located on the East Campus of Duke University, Durham, NC. Daily parking is available behind the museum; enter the Trinity Ave. gate off Buchanan Blvd. Hours are T-F 10am-spm, Sat. llam-2pm. Sun. 2pm-spm. Open Wednesdays until 9pm. For more DUMA information visit the website at: www.duke.edu/duma/ Asia?”

Touchable Art Gallery, main lobby. Eye Center Art and crafts by people with visual impairments. “Sculpted in Stone,” carvings by Inuit artists, through June 20. Gallery hours are weekdays, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. Call 416-2150 for more information. -

Sarah P. Duke Gardens, entrance parking area, off Anderson Street. “Twining Vines: Creating Connections Among Plants, Animals and People,” artwork by elementary, middle and high school students from across North Carolina. Some 30 paintings on wood panels will help to beautify the construction site where Duke Gardens is building a visitors and education center. Daylight hours daily. Call 684-3698 for more information.

O ‘hervice Award Call for Nominations: The Duke HumanitarianService Award was conceived by a group of Duke faculty, students, and campus ministers who felt an exemplary life might serve as a challenging role model for Duke students. The winner of this award should be a member of the Duke community who presents a clear example of a life committed to lifting up the lives of others.

Criteria for Selection: 1. Personal Service to Others. The nominee should evidence personal involvement and service which directly benefits others. This may include organizing and oversight, but should be thought of more in terms of personal work and direct involvement. The nominee could

be an advocate, mentor, or worker. Some sacrifice of time and energy as well as going above and beyond the call of duty ought to be evidenced. This award is not for nice people. Instead it is for exceptional service, commitment, and dedication. 2. Sustained Involvement. The nominee should evidence a long-term commitment to service. We are not looking for someone who has participated in something for a weekend, but rather for a person without whom, a program or the recipient of their service would be greatly diminished. 3. Simplicity ofLifestyle. Phrases that come to mind to describe our nominee are people who like to work quietly behind the scene and who act upon their convictions. This individual should not be a person who seeks attention, but simply goes about life quietly offering

themselves for the sake of others. Please submit letters of nomination/recommendation to: Dean Albert Mosley, Duke University Chapel Box 90974 Durham, NC 27708

Letters of nomination/recommendation are due by Friday,

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young alumni for a night of good food, drinking, dancing, and breath-taking views of the night time cityscape as we sail along the Hudson River around Manhattan aboard the Cornucopia Princess. Our cruise leaves from Pier 63 at Chelsea Sports Complex, 23rd Street at the Hudson River. Tickets are $35 in advance and include the cruise and a buffet dinner. Cash bar only. To reserve your place, send a #35 check made out to DUMAA by June Ist, along with your name, year, address, email, and phone number to: Catherine Conrad-Saydah ‘94 10 Park Terrace East, 3J New York, NY 10034 You can also visit www.dukealumni.com/diunaa/cc and purchase your tickets on-line with a credit card. All tickets will be held for you at the boat Be sme you receive an email confirming your check has been received.

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for a list ofclub contacts and the complete list of club summer events. For any questions about Alumni Clubs around the world, call the club president or the Duke Alumni office at (800) FOR-DUKE.

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Summer Health Care Taking Summer Courses at Duke?

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If you're registered for classes, you're required to pay a Summer Health Fee which is automatically included on your Bursar's Bill.

If you remain in the area during the summer, you can elect to pay a Summer Health Fee at the Bursar's Office or at the Clinic.

Summer 2001

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Attention 1 rl Student Groups! I In order to be included in the 2001-2002

Blue Devil’s Advocate, pick up an application form ii The Chronicle Advertising Di and return it to The Chronicle Monday, April 30. If your group’s listing was in year’s

Blue Devil’s Advocate, copies of that issue are availal The Chronicle Advertising Department at 101 West Unio Building for your review. Th listing is a free service Return the completed form to The Chronicle Advertising Department (101 West Union Building, near the Alumni Lounge), or fax a copy of the form to (919) 684-4696.

Don’t be left out, get an application and return it today! Questions email calendar@chronicle.duke.edu or call Catherine Martin at 684-2663.

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Discover a different Duke. Small classes. Daily instruction. Casual and relaxed.

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This year, the Class of 2001 has one more unofficial graduation

requirement to check off the list: Making a Senior Annual Fund Gift

(and getting your name engraved for posterity on a plaque in the Alumni Lounge).

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You may give an undesignated gift to the Annual Fund or you may

direct your gift toward any school

Each member of the Class of 2001

will leave Duke with some very special memories. The Senior Gift

or area of university life that has

affords us the opportunity to make

special meaning for you. Do you

an impact at Duke. Make your

worry about the Ozone layer? Give

to the School of the Environment.

senior gift today. Pledges may be fulfilled through June 30, 2001.

To make a gift or pledge online, visit the Annual Fund web site http://annualfund.duke.edu (go to “Making a gift online”)

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