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alling all comedians! Ever wondered if you had what it takes to be a real stand-up comic? Whether you’ve always been the class clown or you just love making everyone laugh hanging at work in the break room, why not try your hand at comedy? But just how do you get started? Just like everything else … it’s all about practice, practice, and practice. Oh, and a lot of guts!
More than 400 wineries dot the fertile soils of Napa Valley, one of the world’s premier viticultural regions and famous for its prized Cabernet Sauvignon. But wine, as visitors quickly discover, is only the beginning. Stay in lavish resorts, charming bed & breakfasts or modern hotels. Find top-rated chefs at scores of restaurants who work alongside the farmers who tend this land. Take a hot air balloon ride or taste the bounty of the valley on a wine tour. Whatever your pleasure, the result is something understated and exceptional. Source: NapaValley.com
For those funny friends out there who are ready to brave the stage, all you need to do is find an open mic night in your neighborhood. (Search for one on Google and you’ll be surprised how many opportunities are out there!) Sign up, take a deep breath, and just head on stage. A few pointers, from those who’ve gone before you: Be yourself (don’t try to act like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock); have a practiced routine (on stage is not the place to do a dry run on new material); and never, ever borrow somebody else’s jokes, no matter how different you feel you’ve made them. (Apparently, that’s the cardinal sin of comics.) And, of course, it doesn’t hurt to have a tough skin. It’s notoriously hard to make it in the comedy business, so you’ve got to get used to bombing … and even getting heckled. For those who are not yet ready to hit the stage, why not try dipping your toe in the water by taking a stand-up comedy class. Usually taught by an industry insider or seasoned comic, taking a class gives you tips on how to craft your act, where to find good material for your jokes (keep a notebook with you at all times!), the dos and don’ts while onstage, how to tell a good story, and what to do if you get heckled. Plus, a class provides you guaranteed time in front of other aspiring comics who can give you feedback on your act before you take it out on the road. Some comedy courses will also help you with getting gigs and bookings and can help guide you in finding an agent to represent you. Another feature some teachers offer is filming your comedy act and then watching it together as a class to critique it. With some advice and lots of practice you could just be a hit. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next marvelous Mrs. (or Mr.) Maisel!
COWBOY COUNTRY D
ude ranches and luxury aren’t usually uttered in the same sentence. But many modern day dude ranches are a far cry from rugged old cattle farms, where guests came to lend a helping hand and learn the rough and tumble ways of cattle ranching in exchange for three square meals. While many dude ranches do allow guests to work as cattle hands, others offer guided horseback rides, farm-to-table meals, and laidback but surprisingly upscale accommodations, including day spas, tranquil pools, and getaway-from-it-all experiences for individuals, couples, and families alike. The options are varied and allow you to choose your type of dude ranch. Buckle up buckaroo, you’re in for a fun ride! As more and more people look to reconnect with nature, dude ranches offer a unique and exciting spin on the usual vacation. Some dude ranches are working cattle farms and will appeal to those looking to learn what life on a real cattle ranch is like—and you will surely be getting your hands dirty while there. This is the real deal, from chuck wagon dinners to roping steers and fixing fences. Other dude ranches are a lot more comfortable than you might imagine. Offering gorgeous rugged terrain dotted with
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pastures and horses, many dude ranches provide the perfect backdrop for gourmet meals served al fresco and sun-filled soaks in pools. After a glorious day of horseback riding, guests can relax and enjoy moonlit bonfires, astronomy lessons, and guitarfilled nights under the stars. Those looking for something different to do with the family will be thrilled with the options for keeping kids off their phones and onto a horse. Riding lessons for beginners and expert riders alike abound, and caring for and bonding with the horses is as much a part of the experience as the ride itself. Kids will love trading in their flip-flops for some cowboy boots and getting into the spirit of the horse ranch. What teen wouldn’t like nature hikes in the great outdoors, mountain biking in the foothills, alfresco watercolor painting, sunset horseback trail rides, and fishing and swimming in nearby water holes? Even better is ending the day with a cowboy cookout and bonfire dessert. This is a vacation they won’t soon forget … and they’ll learn a lot about themselves while connecting with nature. Consider what type of experience you are yearning for and you’re sure to find it at one of the many uniquely American dude ranches. Yee-haw, cowboy!
Peach Sangria INGREDIENTS 1 bottle 1 c 1 1/2 c 1/2 c 2 tbsp
Pinot Grigio wine Ginger ale Peach, pitted and sliced Fresh blackberries Fresh raspberries Peach Schnapps
DIRECTIONS Place wine, ginger ale, peach, blackberries, raspberries and peach Schnapps in a large pitcher. Refrigerate for 4 hours. Serve over ice, if desired.
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TRAVEL TIME
STAND UP C
alling all comedians! Ever wondered if you had what it takes to be a real stand-up comic? Whether you’ve always been the class clown or you just love making everyone laugh hanging at work in the break room, why not try your hand at comedy? But just how do you get started? Just like everything else … it’s all about practice, practice, and practice. Oh, and a lot of guts!
More than 400 wineries dot the fertile soils of Napa Valley, one of the world’s premier viticultural regions and famous for its prized Cabernet Sauvignon. But wine, as visitors quickly discover, is only the beginning. Stay in lavish resorts, charming bed & breakfasts or modern hotels. Find top-rated chefs at scores of restaurants who work alongside the farmers who tend this land. Take a hot air balloon ride or taste the bounty of the valley on a wine tour. Whatever your pleasure, the result is something understated and exceptional. Source: NapaValley.com
For those funny friends out there who are ready to brave the stage, all you need to do is find an open mic night in your neighborhood. (Search for one on Google and you’ll be surprised how many opportunities are out there!) Sign up, take a deep breath, and just head on stage. A few pointers, from those who’ve gone before you: Be yourself (don’t try to act like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock); have a practiced routine (on stage is not the place to do a dry run on new material); and never, ever borrow somebody else’s jokes, no matter how different you feel you’ve made them. (Apparently, that’s the cardinal sin of comics.) And, of course, it doesn’t hurt to have a tough skin. It’s notoriously hard to make it in the comedy business, so you’ve got to get used to bombing … and even getting heckled. For those who are not yet ready to hit the stage, why not try dipping your toe in the water by taking a stand-up comedy class. Usually taught by an industry insider or seasoned comic, taking a class gives you tips on how to craft your act, where to find good material for your jokes (keep a notebook with you at all times!), the dos and don’ts while onstage, how to tell a good story, and what to do if you get heckled. Plus, a class provides you guaranteed time in front of other aspiring comics who can give you feedback on your act before you take it out on the road. Some comedy courses will also help you with getting gigs and bookings and can help guide you in finding an agent to represent you. Another feature some teachers offer is filming your comedy act and then watching it together as a class to critique it. With some advice and lots of practice you could just be a hit. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next marvelous Mrs. (or Mr.) Maisel!
COWBOY COUNTRY D
ude ranches and luxury aren’t usually uttered in the same sentence. But many modern day dude ranches are a far cry from rugged old cattle farms, where guests came to lend a helping hand and learn the rough and tumble ways of cattle ranching in exchange for three square meals. While many dude ranches do allow guests to work as cattle hands, others offer guided horseback rides, farm-to-table meals, and laidback but surprisingly upscale accommodations, including day spas, tranquil pools, and getaway-from-it-all experiences for individuals, couples, and families alike. The options are varied and allow you to choose your type of dude ranch. Buckle up buckaroo, you’re in for a fun ride! As more and more people look to reconnect with nature, dude ranches offer a unique and exciting spin on the usual vacation. Some dude ranches are working cattle farms and will appeal to those looking to learn what life on a real cattle ranch is like—and you will surely be getting your hands dirty while there. This is the real deal, from chuck wagon dinners to roping steers and fixing fences. Other dude ranches are a lot more comfortable than you might imagine. Offering gorgeous rugged terrain dotted with
FLAVORFUL
Napa Valley, CA
pastures and horses, many dude ranches provide the perfect backdrop for gourmet meals served al fresco and sun-filled soaks in pools. After a glorious day of horseback riding, guests can relax and enjoy moonlit bonfires, astronomy lessons, and guitarfilled nights under the stars. Those looking for something different to do with the family will be thrilled with the options for keeping kids off their phones and onto a horse. Riding lessons for beginners and expert riders alike abound, and caring for and bonding with the horses is as much a part of the experience as the ride itself. Kids will love trading in their flip-flops for some cowboy boots and getting into the spirit of the horse ranch. What teen wouldn’t like nature hikes in the great outdoors, mountain biking in the foothills, alfresco watercolor painting, sunset horseback trail rides, and fishing and swimming in nearby water holes? Even better is ending the day with a cowboy cookout and bonfire dessert. This is a vacation they won’t soon forget … and they’ll learn a lot about themselves while connecting with nature. Consider what type of experience you are yearning for and you’re sure to find it at one of the many uniquely American dude ranches. Yee-haw, cowboy!
Peach Sangria INGREDIENTS 1 bottle 1 c 1 1/2 c 1/2 c 2 tbsp
Pinot Grigio wine Ginger ale Peach, pitted and sliced Fresh blackberries Fresh raspberries Peach Schnapps
DIRECTIONS Place wine, ginger ale, peach, blackberries, raspberries and peach Schnapps in a large pitcher. Refrigerate for 4 hours. Serve over ice, if desired.
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