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Here's a prayer that hits the goal!

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Jesus died to pay the price for our SIN. Three days later He came back to life to prove he really was GOD'S SON! When we TRUST that Jesus died for our SIN, we are forgiven and enter God's family

who believes “Everyone in (Jesus) receives forgiveness of sins through His name.” Acts 10:43

Dear God, I'm sorry for the bad things I've done, called sins. Please forgive me. I believe Jesus died for me on the cross. And I believe He rose again to give me a new life, which begins TODAY! Amen.

❏ After praying this prayer, I now trust in Jesus Christ! ______________________________________________________________ NAME DATE AGE ______________________________________________________________ ADDRESS ______________________________________________________________ CITY/STATE/ZIP

Good News Tracts 1300 Crescent Street Wheaton, IL 60187 For helpful Christian literature, please write to the address above or visit our web site at www.goodnewstracts.org. Bible references: TLB.

©2012 Good News Tracts. (©2001 American Tract Society). Printed in U.S.A. Illustrations by Eddie Eddings.

What can be done about our sin?

What did the HOT DOG say when he crossed the finish line?

I'm the

WEINER!


What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9!

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Get it? 7 (ate) 9

Why did the wad of gum cross the road?

What is BIG, RED, and EATS rocks?

A BIG, RED, rockeater!

Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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LOST!

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is no LAUGHING MATTER! Sin is putting yourself first, and not behaving as God wants us to. SIN is “missing the mark”, like a soccer player who can't make a goal.

Why did the spider cross the computer?

IT MEANS FALLING SHORT OF THE RULES GOD HAS SET!

Where can you always find money?

I DIC N THE TIO NAR Y!

To get to his website!

“For ALL have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.” Romans 3:23


Here's a prayer that hits the goal!

Dear God, I'm sorry for the bad things I've done, called sins. Please forgive me. I believe Jesus died for me on the cross. And I believe He rose again to give me a new life, which begins TODAY! Amen.

â?? After praying this prayer, I now trust in Jesus Christ! ______________________________________________________________ NAME DATE AGE ______________________________________________________________ ADDRESS ______________________________________________________________ CITY/STATE/ZIP

Bag of Jokes Sin is no joke.

Good News Tracts

Bible references: TLB. Package contains 25 tracts.

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