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30 November - 6 December 2012

A marriage so strong, it will last for an eternity Gamle Scene, Kongens Nytorv 9, Cph K; Tue & Wed 19:30; tickets 95-595kr; 180 mins including intermission; in Italian with Danish subs; www.kglteater.dk

CONTENTS Performance

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Music

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Lifestyle

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Kids

Copenhagen Map

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Food & Drink

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Editor Ben Hamilton

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Film Editor Linn Lemhag

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BEN HAMILTON

TWIN PEAKS was my Morrissey, it was my Oasis. As a latent teen in the south of England who thought acid house was a new kind of abattoir, The Stone Roses and their like passed me by. I was growing up fast and needed a bad influence to encourage me to be moody and take hallucinogenic drugs. When it came, it permeated me like no other. Manchester had Bez, but I had Bob. This coming Thursday, Vega will welcome many such devotees, intrigued to see what their Twin Peaks theme night (see G2 for details) will consist of. Many will dress up, others won’t but claim they’ve come as Leo (especially if they’re sitting down), and some might even come in character, after slaying a teenage girl and dumping her body on the beach in a plastic sheet. Whatever they do, they’ll do it with style and without reason. For at the essence of Twin Peaks was its postmodernism. The net is awash with graveyard Q & A sites, where every other answer is: “Nobody knows! Not even David Lynch!”

ANDERS BACH

The Marriage of Figaro

And even when there’s an answer, it’s incredulous. Like the population. On the sign it says 51,201, but apparently this was a late addition by a network executive fearful that urban audiences would switch off during the opening credits. Its real population is 5,120 – a typo it was later claimed. The theme evening would do well to consult the owner of The Log Lady café (see G9 for details) in the city centre. Her homage to the series aims to capture its atmosphere, not give every visitor a visual journey through all 30 episodes. It’s tastefully done and the ideal place to start my own little homage. I’ll probably need to wrap up warm, though. With 6cm of snow expected on Saturday, and minus temperatures all next week, we could be in for a white December, let alone Christmas. And this issue is again accordingly festive with a guide to the best places to buy decorations (see G9), three Christmas pub quizzes (G8-9), numerous markets (G8), a heads-up on this year’s panto (G8) and a recipe for festive turkey that doesn’t involve you having to roast the thing for five hours. The cast of Twin Peaks sang a version of ‘The 12 Days of Christmas’ once. Bob sings the “three possessed souls” verse. Don’t ask me why: “Nobody knows! Not even David Lynch!”.

FOR TWO DAYS in December, the Royal National Theatre will host Mozart’s bittersweet comedic opera, The Marriage of Figaro (originally Le Nozzi de Figaro). This muchloved opera, performed by Den Jyske Opera, witnesses the rollercoaster emotions during the course of a chaotic, action-packed day of intrigue and misunderstandings. All shades of the emotional palette are embraced: from lust, transgression and jealousy, to commitment and forgiveness. These desires and emotions spin dramatically out of control as the day of madness unfolds − all set to the magical music of Mozart. On the surface, it may seem like an almost slapstick comedy of errors, in which all the characters seem hell-bent on following their own self-serving instincts and desires. But the story of the opera − a political and psychological dramatisation of the aristocratic hierarchy set to a simply stunning orchestration that subtly personifies the individual characters − is so much more than that. Figaro has its origins in a play by Beaumarchais that was banned by the French monarchy and that only had its première in 1784 – by that time, the writing was on the wall for Louis XVI. Transforming the piece into an opera must have been quite the political hot potato in the censorious atmosphere of Joseph II’s Vienna, where the play had also been banned. The librettist Lorenzo Da Ponte wrote his script in poetic Italian and removed the obvious political references to get the censor’s approval. Although the rascally aristocrats do get their comeuppance in Figaro, what was really fascinating for Mozart and Da Ponte is the sheer human drama that ensues from the twists, turns and entanglements on the unforgettable day of Figaro’s wedding. The Danish National Opera’s production from 2006 provides everything that the discerning opera-goer would expect: exuberant costumes, an aesthetically effervescent staging and high musical standards, both on and off stage. Set in the Seville of the late 18th century, the performance has costumes inspired by the vibrant colours and imagery of Spanish artist Goya. Robert Bøgelund Vinther’s staging (based on Jan Maagaard’s original) of this operatic masterpiece has more than lived up to its billing. Two strong teams of singers combine with conductor Per Otto Johansson, who expertly leads the

Performance Crazy Christmas Cabaret presents Hitchcock-Up!

Glassalen in Tivoli, Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; ends Jan 12, performances Mon-Sat 19:30, Sat 15:00; tickets 100-370kr, www.teaterbilleter.dk; www. londontoast.dk This year, to celebrate 30 years of the CCC, the master of suspense is being reinvented by the mistress of suspenders. “I write the show about issues that are relevant to the public,” writer, director and leading lady Vivienne McKee told InOut. “And Hitchcock is as influential today as he was when he was alive. Just look at The Killing and Borgen.” The plot sees ‘Vivienne’ decide she’s had enough of the CCC and decide to adapt a longlost Hitchcock script. Her actors vow to dispense of her quickly. LL

Given its political undertones, the lady of the house is pretty much looking up at the guillotine

outstanding team of soloists supported by the Copenhagen Philharmonic. From the comic fanfare of the opening overture to the dramatic explosive climax, the powerful score defines the emotional and expressive universe that captivates the audience. The emancipated atmosphere allows the personal turmoil of the main characters Figaro, Susanna, the Count and Countess to be reflected in the arias Mozart composed for them. Cherubino’s seemingly uncontrollable urges come to fruition in ‘Non so più cosa son’ and ‘Voi che sapete’, the Count’s furious rage is given full vent in ‘Hai giá vinta la causu’, and Figaro’s moving ‘Aprite un po’ quegli occhi’. Perhaps the most affecting music is reserved for the women: the Countess’s tragic and poignant ‘Porgi, amor’ or Susanna’s entrancing ‘Deh vieni’. However, it is Mozart’s ensemble music that assaults the senses, most famously in the finale of Act II in which the mounting tension is brilliantly interpreted with one of the longest uninterrupted pieces of music ever composed by Mozart.

Over the years, opera has acquired an unfair reputation for being inaccessible − a secret world reserved for the privileged classes and cultural elite. But the register of emotions and themes is universal and the cocktail of song, music, costumes, dance and special effects are instantly recognisable from Hollywood to Bollywood. For those yet to experience opera first hand, the Old Stage in Kongen’s Nytorv provides both an elegant setting and a typical Danish informality for such occasions, which means you can leave your gala dresses and dinner jackets at home. Mozart’s The Marriage of Figaro is a classic of its kind and is the perfect introduction to the enchanting world of opera. The 2006 performances received rave reviews, and the 2012 reviews have been no less enthusiastic with standing ovations at all performances. Lean back in the sumptuous surroundings of the Gamle Scene and succumb to the overwhelming theatrical and musical experience that is The Marriage of Figaro.

Madame Butterfly

Semiramide (Semiramis)

Blam!

The Nutcracker

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Tue, performances Tue 20:00, tickets 125-895kr; in Italian with Danish subs; 160 mins including intermission; www. kgl-teater.dk Wow. Isn’t Copenhagen lucky?! Puccini’s Madame Butterfly, one of the best loved operas of all time, is being staged in this city for the second year in a row. VS Republique, Østerfælled Torv 37, Cph Ø; ends Sat, performances Fri 20:00, Sat 15:00 and 20:00; tickets 160–255kr; www. republique.dk Suspend disbelief – and gravity – for the return of one of the most highoctane performances you’ll ever see. The death-defying stunts and thrills of Blam! are back with a bigger ensemble and better story. AS

Store Scene, Operaen, Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; ends Jan 16; performances Mon & Wed 20:00; tickets 125-895kr, billet@kglteater.dk, 3369 6969; 240 mins, two intermissions; sung in Italian with Danish subs; www.kglteater.dk The swansong of his career in Italy, Semiramide is Gioachino Rossini’s operatic adaptation of a famous 1748 Voltaire tragedy. KRG Koncertsalen i Tivoli; ends Dec 22, performance times vary, Sat & Sun matinees at 14:00, no Mon performances; tickets 325495kr, concessions for under8s, www.tivoli.dk; 120 mins with intermission A traditional version of everyone’s favourite Christmas ballet but with a twist: the sets have been designed by the queen. It’s a cracker. BH

PETE STREADER

Celebration

Store Carl, Pasteursvej N 20, Cph V; starts Wed, performances Wed, Thu & Dec 8 at 20:00 (also 16:00 on Dec 8); Tickets 60-130kr, www. teaterbilleder.dk, www.billetlugen.dk; 90 mins, no intermission; www.svalholm.dk Join the Celebration at northern Europe’s largest contemporary dance centre. Four international dancers come together in a collective celebration of their home countries as a tribute to diversity and festivity, acknowledging common life milestones and occasions in a period often overshadowed by conflict and uncertainty. As the performance progresses, the dancers must face critical decisions with some serious results. The evening begins with a short intro from toastmaster Mark le Fêvre, the 2012 winner of the Danish Open in stand-up comedy. JH

Evening for the wild at heart Twin Peaks Theme Evening

Vega, Enghavevej 40, Cph V; Thu (Dec 6) 20:00; Tickets 50kr, at the door or at www.vega.dk PICTURE THIS: you’re perched on top of a bar stool in a gritty, dimly-lit diner. The waitresses, both clad in snappy teal uniforms, dole out coffee refills and scrambled eggs from behind the counter. Cool jazz pulsates from above while a detective in a trench coat picks at a slice of cherry pie and mutters unintelligibly into a tape recorder. Perhaps it feels like you’re sitting at the Double R in Twin Peaks, but in reality the spectacle playing out in front of you is merely a TV screen. And that Bobby Briggs lookalike over there? He’s actually a shop owner from Nørrebro. In reality, this scene is a long way from, and two decades on, the small-town audiences have come to love – you’re at Vega’s Twin Peaks Theme Evening. Since Laura Palmer, the fictional teenager whose murder kick-started the series, first washed up on television screens in 1990, David Lynch’s Twin Peaks has garnered a fiercely devoted fan base (read: cult following)

Tornerose (Sleeping Beauty)

and been hailed as one of the highest-rated series of all time. FBI Agent Dale Cooper is brought in to investigate the young girl’s demise and inadvertently untangles a further web of mystery, as it turns out that Laura’s death is not the only mystery in town – nearly all of the characters conceal darker secrets beneath a campy exterior. The eccentricity and intrigue of Twin Peaks come to Copenhagen on Thursday night when Vega’s Ideal Bar pays homage to the cult classic. The event is the latest in Vega’s ‘Din Koncert’ (‘Your Concert’) series, in which selected organisers are invited to run the show for one evening, selecting all the musical content, themes and visuals. Following an intro of selected scenes from the series to warm up both die-hard Cooper fans and newbies alike, Denmark’s own electropop singer Freja Loeb will take the stage as the musical headliner of the evening. Instead of performing original music, however, Loeb and her band will depart from their signature tunes for the night and reinterpret favourites like ‘World Spins’ and ‘Falling’ from the Twin Peaks universe. Stick around after the concert when the visuals and dreamy music continue and the intimate atmosphere

HENRIK STENBERG

Exhibitions Xmas 12 NEW

NEW

Gamle Scene, Operaen Ekvipagemestervej 10, Cph K; starts Fri, ends Dec 16, Performances Fri 19:30, Sat & Sun 13:00 & 17:00, (Thu Dec 13, 19:30), no performances Mon-Wed; Tickets 75-595kr; 140 mins including intermissions; www.kglteater.dk The immortal tale of Sleeping Beauty comes to life on Operaen’s stage, set to a ballet score by Tchaikovsky and and choreography by Christopher Weeldon. After a fateful spindle prick sends her into a century-long slumber, the protagonist princess finally awakes after rescue from her prince, just in time for wedding bells to ring. Good and evil, humour and drama all combine in this fairytale adventure for audiences of all ages. JH

The Full Monty

Stærekassen, August Bournonvilles Passage 3, Cph K; ends Sat, performances Fri 20:00, Sat 16:00 & 20:00; Tickets: 230-365kr, www.billetlugen.dk Teatret Gorgerne, a performance group who every year stage an English-language production, are this year staging The Full Monty, a moving and hilarious tale about six unemployed men who decide to get their kit off to give their sorry lives a boost. EM

THIS WEEK

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Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; starts Nov 30, ends Jan 19; open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christofferegelund.dk This annual group exhibition celebrates the Christmas season with a wide range of contemporary art. Featuring over 20 artists from around the world, there will be paintings, drawings, sculptures and photographs to appeal to the art lover on your holiday list. The US-based artist Kevin Cyr is a notable addition to this year’s roster. BF

Prospero

Martin Asbæk Gal- N lery, Bredgade 23, Cph K; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 29; open Tue-Fri 11:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-16:00; www.martinasbaek.com Johnathan Callen, a sculptor, uses books in his artwork. Books become both large forms that take over an exhibition space and small paintings that remain on the wall. He shows new work in this solo exhibition. BF

The plot of Twin Peaks in four photos (clockwise from top left): Bob is the evil dead, Shelly is sexy evil, Laura is sexy dead, and Audrey is dead sexy

gives way to an open dancefloor. In the spirit of secrecy, other events and as-yet-unannounced activities will unfold as the night progresses. Double lives are the norm

in this quirky-yet-sinister series, so don’t be afraid to dress up and let your inner Audrey, Bobby or even Log Lady shine. Put your best foot (or log, if the case may

be) forward and indulge in a piece of pie and a cup of ‘damn good coffee’ with the rest of Copenhagen’s die-hard Dale Coopers and wannabe Windom Earles. We have a

definite feeling it will be an experience “both wonderful and strange”.

Gitte Mørk

Extract 2012

Anri Sala

Ge-Stell

Kunstforeningen Gl Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; www.glstrand.dk This annual group exhibition features work by emerging young artists with a prize for best in show. This year’s artists include Selma Alacam, Kai Mailänder, Claire Moore and Zoe Williams, among others. The international group comes from Denmark, Germany and Scotland. BF

Louisiana, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Feb 3; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; adult tickets: 95kr, concessions: 85kr, under-18s: free adm; www.louisiana.dk The film and music compositions of Albanian artist Anri Sala comment on politics and personal relationships. BF

Clausens Kunsthandel, Toldbodgade 9, Cph K; ends Dec 22; open Tue-Sat 11:00-17:00; www.clausenskunsthandel.dk Bendt Ulrich Sørensen works with sculpture and printmaking. BF

Galleri Oxholm, N Ravnsborggade 5, Cph N; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 31; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00, Sun 13:00-17:00; www.gallerioxholm.dk This solo exhibition features new work by abstract painter Gitte Mørk. Mørk works with colour, form and pattern in her paintings. BF

Entropy

Marianne Friis Gal- N lery, Prags Boulevard 49, Back Yard, Cph S; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 22; open Wed-Fri 11:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.mariannefriisgallery.com Robin Monies shows new work for her first solo exhibition in Denmark. The artist works with photography, collage and painting. BF

Christmas Exhibition

NEW

Politikens Galleri, Rådhuspladsen 37, Cph V; starts Nov 30, ends Dec 27; open Mon-Fri 08:3018:00, Sat 10:00-14:00; www. plus.politiken.dk/galleri Danish artists Peter Carlsen and Claus Carstensen are the featured artists in the Politiken Galleri Christmas exhibition. BF

Rune Elgaard Mortensen

Galleri KANT, St Kongens Gade 3, Baghuset, Cph K; ends Dec 8; open Tue-Fri 12:0018:00; www.gallerikant.dk Rune Elgaard Mortensen, a Danish painter who lives in Norway, paints minimalist canvases exploring figure and form. BF

Little Shop of Horror

Kunstforeningen Gl Strand, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed-Thu 11:0020:00; www.glstrand.dk Camilla Berner will present new work in the Salon at GL Strand. Berner works with sculpture and the environment in her multidisciplinary art practice. BF

Richard Deacon

Galleri Susanne Ottesen, Gothersgade 49, Cph K; ends Jan 12; open Tue-Fri 10:0018:00, Sat 11:00-15:00; www. susanneottesen.dk British sculptor Richard Deacon has recently returned from a residency in Singapore where he created pieces combining print media and sculptural forms. BF

Grafik fra Det Kongelige Danske Kunstakademi

Danske Grafikeres Hus, Sølvgade 14, Cph K; ends Dec 16; open Thu-Sun 13:00-17:00; www.danskegrafikere.dk Danske Grafikeres Hus (Danish Printmakers House) provides an exhibition space for artists who make prints, from lithographs to etchings and everything between. This exhibition shows new work from students at Copenhagen’s Royal Danish Art Academy. BF

Astrid Svangren

Christian Andersen, Høkerboderne 17-19, Cph V; ends Dec 22; open Tue-Fri, Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christianandersen.net Astrid Svangren’s favours a minimalist colour palette, with occasional pops of saturated colour to create a mood, in her paintings, sculptures and installations. BF

JESSICA HANLEY

The Critic

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Elmgreen & Dragset work with issues of gay identity, performance, and the influence of economics and culture in public art. BF

I Am the River

Nikolaj Kunsthal, Nikolaj Plads 10, Cph K; ends Jan 27; open Tue-Sun 12:00-17:00; www.nikolajkunsthal.dk Eva Koch presents a large-scale installation of an Icelandic waterfall built to scale. BF

Animations

Galleri Nicolai Wallner, Ny Carlsberg Vej 68, Cph V; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:00-15:00; www.nicolaiwallner.com Scottish artist David Shrigley is known for his naïve drawing style and irreverent sense of humour. BF

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Gallery B15, Islands Brygge 15, Cph S; ends Dec 10; open Wed-Fri 13:00-18:00; www.galleryb15.dk Jesper Palm, a figurative painter, renders contemporary scenes in a traditional artistic medium. BF

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Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Suzanna Asp, Maija Luutonen, Sini Pelkki and Pilvi Takala present new work based on the relationship between private and public. BF

Danh Vo: We the People

Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends June 2013; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, concessions 65kr, under18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Danish-Vietnamese artist Danh Vo has made a 45-metre copy of the Statue of Liberty. BF

Recollections (of Willumsen)

Galleri Bo Bjerggaard, Flæsketorvet 85A, Cph, V; ends Dec 20; open Tue-Fri 13:00-18:00, Sat 12:00-16:00; www. bjerggaard. com This exhibition features artists creating new pieces in response to the works of Danish artist, Jens Ferdinand Willumsen (1863-1958). BF

Modernisme and Guldalder

Nivaagaards, Malerisamling, Gl Strandvej 2, Nivå; ends Jan 1; open Tue-Fri 12:00-16:00, Wed 12:00-20:00, Sat & Sun 11:0017:00; entry 70kr, concessions 50kr, under-18s free adm; www. nivaagaard.dk Johannes Hage Nivaagaard and Knud W Jensen Louisana both started their own museums and built an impressive collection of Danish and foreign art. LD

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The Castle & Other Works: A One Man Show

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Dansk Arkitektur Center, Strandgade 27B, Cph K; ends Dec 1; open Mon-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; www. dac.dk This exhibition focuses on celebrated German architect Mies Van Der Rohe’s 1929 Barcelona Pavilion. It was an important part of the 1929 International Exposition in Barcelona, Spain. BF

Galleri Christoffer Egelund, Bredgade 75, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Mon-Fri 11:00-18:00; Sat 12:00-16:00; www.christofferegelund.dk US-based artist Jason Jägel will be showing a new series of gouache paintings done in a cartoon-like style. BF

Self-Portrait

Louisiana Museum of Modern Art, Gl Strandvej 13, Humlebæk; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Fri 11:00-22:00, Sat-Sun 11:00-18:00; Tickets: 95kr, under-18s free adm; www.louisiana.dk An exhibition of over 100 examples of artists working with self-portraiture in the 20th century. BF

Out of, In, On, and Off

Overgaden, Neden Vandet 17, Cph K; ends Jan 20; open Tue-Sun 13:00-17:00, Thu 13:0020:00; www.overgaden.org Stefan A Pedersen presents new work exploring the relationship between China and the West, which convey feelings of displacement and a life out of sync. BF

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Malmö Konsthall, St Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www.konsthall. malmo.se Georgian artist Thea Djordjadze’s works, at the intersection of painting and sculpture, resemble propped-up landscapes close to collapse. BF

Kunsthal Charlottenborg, Nyhavn 2, Cph K; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-20:00; Tickets: 60kr, under-16s: free adm; www.kunsthalcharlottenborg.dk Gesamt is a crowd-sourced film, with directors from around the world submitting five minutes of footage based on one of six cultural works selected by director Lars Von Trier. BF Statens Museum for Kunst, Sølvgade 48-50, Cph K; ends March 17; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; tickets: 95kr, under-25s: 65 kr, under18s: free adm; www.smk.dk Focusing on the fine details in classic drawings and paintings from the 18th century to 1930. BF

In the black of her eyes you can see the reflection of his camera DAMPgallery, Esplanaden 1C, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open WedFri 12:00-18:00; www.dampgallery.dk Thorbjørn Bechmann works in the minimalist tradition with painting, sculpture, and video. BF

French masterpieces

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends April 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; Entry 75kr; 3341 8141; www.glyptoteket.com This array of French masterpieces will take you on a journey through from 1850 to the 20th century. LD

Chicken Strikken

Malmö Konsthall, St Johannesgatan 7, Malmö; ends Jan 27; open Mon-Sun 11:00-17:00, Wed 11:00-21:00; www. konsthall. malmo.se LA-based Lisa Anne Auerbach presents new work based on Danish knitting patterns from the 1970s called Hønsestrik, or Chicken Knitting. BF

Edward Steichen

Denmark’s Design Museum, Bredgade 68, Cph K; ends March 13; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00, Wed until 21:00; tickets: 75kr, under-18s free adm; www. designmusuem.dk With over 400 LP covers, this survey exhibition explores the stylish visual culture of classic album covers. BF

Kirkeby Epiphany

Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Dantes Plads 7, Cph V; ends Dec 30; open Tue-Sun 11:0017:00; tickets: 75kr; www.glyptoteket.com Per Kirkeby, one of Denmark’s greatest abstract masters, brings a selection of works ranging from 1981 to the present day. DS

Det Nationale Fotomuseum, Søren Kierkegaards Plads 1, Cph K; ends Feb 2; open MonSat 10:00-21:00; www.kb.dk/da/ dia/fotomuseum Steichen helped shape the fields of fashion and glamour photography with the work he did for Vogue and Vanity Fair magazines in the early 20th century. BF

India Art: Now

Tomb and Treasures

Martin Fasting

Bryan Dooley & Thomas Yeomans

Dancing with the Demons

Arken Museum of Contemporary Art, Skovvej 100, Ishøj; ends Jan 13; open Tue-Sun 10:0017:00, Wed 10:00-21:00; Tickets: 95kr, concessions 75kr, under18s free adm; www.arken.dk A new survey exhibition exploring contemporary art in India. BF

Peter Lav Gallery, Esplanaden 8D, Cph K; ends Dec 15; open Wed-Fri 12:00-17:00, Sat 12:0015:00; www.plgallery.dk Bryan Dooley works with conceptual photography and installation, while fellow conceptual artist Thomas Yeomans works with the intersection of popular culture, digital media and painting. BF

Malmö Arena, Mässgatan 6, Malmö; ends Feb 17; open MonFri 10:00-18:00, Wed 10:00-20:00; Sat-Sun 10:00-17:00; Tickets: 165kr (Mon-Fri), 195kr (SatSun); www.tutankhamon.dk This exhibition features Egyptian artefacts from the famous Egyptian pharaoh Tutankhamon. BF Holstebro Kunstmuseum, Museumsvej 2, Holstebro; ends Jan 6, open Tue & Fri, 12:00-16:00, Wed 19:00-21:00, Sat & Sun 11:00-17:00, www.holstebrokunstmuseum.dk Using graphics by José Guadalupe Posada, Dr Lakra has redecorated the museum’s walls in the most macabre way. MAR

Galerie Pi, Borgergade 15D, Cph K; ends Dec 20; open TueFri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:00-14:00; www. galeriepi.dk Martin Fasting works with figurative realism in his paintings. Each of his well-executed figures appear in strange situations from car crashes to the jaws of an alligator. He will be showing new paintings in this soloexhibition. BF

Ryan Gander

David Risley Gallery, Bredgade 65A, Cph K; ends Dec 1; Open Tue-Fri 12:00-18:00, Sat 11:0015:00; www.davidrisleygallery. com British artist Ryan Gander won the 2009 Zurich Art Prize and the 2003 Prix de Rome for Sculpture. BF

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30 November - 6 December 2012

Billow talk:

say hello to the city’s hottest new hip-hop act

Billow

KB18, Kødboderne 18, Cph V Saturday 21:00 50kr at the door www.kb18.net

hen thinking about the Danish music scene, upbeat pop music by artists such as Alphabeat, Rasmus Seebach and Medina might be the first thing that comes to your mind. But dig a little deeper (or ask your hipster friend for help) and you’ll find a world of underground bands and music that is just about as varied as a Danish pick’n’mix

candy bar. One of those bands is Billow, a hip-hop group from Copenhagen, who won the award for best Urban Musician at the 2012 Danish Underground Music Awards. The band is led by Bashir Billow who, when he’s not rapping in a steady East Coast flow, croons soulful melodies with a honeyed voice that’s reminiscent of D’Angelo back in the day. Supporting him are a live band consisting of brothers Mathias and Jakob Miang, who play drums and guitar respectively, Mads Østergaard on keyboard and Anders Hellborn on bass. The final touch is given by the DJ, Sebastian Thielke, and the mesmerising Rezwan Farmi who

sings backing vocals. The band come from Nørrebro and the melting pot feeling of the area is definitely present in their music. They count The Roots, Lauren Hill and Mos Def among their influences and, although they are big old school names, it would not be unjust to compare the band to them: the music is soulful hiphop with an enticing rhythm that’s bound to get you moving. The band may have only been active for a little over two years, but they have been slowly building up a steady following – they released a single earlier this year, ‘Mental Picture’, which once heard is impossible to get out of your

head. They’re planning on releasing another single with a video soon, but even though they are in the process of recording, fans might need to wait a little longer for a studio album. Until then, their presence on the Danish live music scene is welcome as there aren’t that many quality Danish hip-hop artists who choose to rap in English. Their decision to perform in English also allows for their deep and sometimes political lyrics to be understood by non-Danes, which is great, not only if you’re a band looking for international recognition, but also for those of us who live in Copenhagen but find the idea of learning Danish challenging (to say the least).

Billow will be playing this Saturday at the trendy KB18 in the Meatpacking District. The concert at Kødboderne promises to be a good one as Billow is first and foremost a live band. Frontman Bashir says they love to perform and interact with the audience and that, essentially, they’re all about having a party with fellow hip-hop enthusiasts. The best part? Rumour has it that some brand new tunes might make their debut at the concert, and since the band doesn’t have any other big gigs lined up until January, this is a golden opportunity to go and catch one of the hottest urban acts in Copenhagen today. Lovísa Dröfn

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Amager Bio; 20:00; 275kr The sister of the flamboyant and multi-award winning singer-songwriter Rufus and the daughter of legendary American folk singer Loudon Wainwright, Martha made her foray into the pop world as a classical violinist. It wasn’t until the mid-‘00s that she released her self-titled debut album, which set off the comparisons between her style and that of indie-rock musician Joan as Police Woman. Beyond your run-of-the-mill pop fodder, Wainwright’s music is patently unique, even if a tad mundane to most.

Hymns From Nineveh

Vor Frelsers Kirke, Sankt Annægade 29, Cph K; 20:00; 140kr The seven-bit all-Danish band offer delicately crafted folk-pop that has found a niche in the Danish alternative music scene. Performing a handful of songs from their 2011 Christmas/winter album, Endurance in Christmas Time, they’ll be winding back the clock with a repeat concert of last year’s show at Vor Frelsers Kirke. While most bands try to grab attention with loud, in-your-face beats and clichéd lyrics, the Hymns instead sit quietly in the corner, tapping piano keys and playing violins, flutes and acoustic guitars. Stand a little closer and you may like what you hear.

One-Eyed Mule

Lille Vega; 21:00; 130kr The Danish trio are firmly rooted in the American folk tradition, capturing the country’s historic soundscape with organs, sitars, banjos, and a handful of homemade instruments. With their fourth album, When Tomorrow Comes, released earlier this year, they’ve stamped their authority, as Denmark’s primary Americana outfit, turning out dustbowl ballads reflecting the band’s deep understanding of folk history such as ‘Mild and Warm (To Mississippi John Hurt)’, ‘September Sigh’, and ‘When Tomorrow Comes’.

Alphabeat

Store Vega; 20:00; 225kr Regarded as one of Denmark’s quirkier pop bands, Alphabeat’s sugary pop-rock has gained success across the continent and topped the charts in Denmark and the Netherlands and even done well in UK. Best known for their summery hit ‘Fascination,’ the Danes’ ‘80s-inspired hits have ruled the Danish radio station P3’s A-list since the band’s formation in the mid00s. Often featured on the cover of teen pop magazines in neoncoloured head-bands and hightops, it goes without saying that Alphabeat’s probably one for the younger crowd.

Not bad for an old Nashville hippie pushing 80 Review Kris Kristofferson

HHHHHH November 17 Falkoner Salen atching 76-yearold Kris Kristofferson live is like seeing a living, breathing bit of American history. Yeah, that’s a cliché, but sometimes the cliché is the shortest distance to the truth. It’s all there. The hot, sexy beginning, filled with promise and invention. The middle years, clogged with excess and loss of purpose. And finally, the realisation that the best days may be past, but the struggle continues to redefine, reinvent and perhaps become relevant once again. Kristofferson arrived on stage at promptly 9pm. A Texas gentleman does not keep his guests waiting. Approaching his eighth decade, Kristofferson remains razor-thin, classically

handsome and radiates the kind of presence that only years and miles can bring. Playing most of the night alone, Kristofferson’s plainspoken voice and simple guitar and harmonica playing stripped every song to its essence – and these are sturdy songs. Countless versions by tone-deaf bar bands have not dulled the simple brilliance of ‘Help Me Make It Through the Night’ or ‘Me and Bobby McGee’. Make no mistake; Kristofferson is no virtuoso musician. Your uncle with six months of lessons under his belt is probably a better guitarist, but noone comes to a Kristofferson show expecting flash guitar solos; it is the songs and the man that matter. Kristofferson’s ageing voice actually serves his canon well. A song like ‘Lovin’ Her Was Easier Than Anything I’ll Ever Do Again’ becomes even more powerful when sung by a man who sounds like he has lived

long enough to make that claim with authority. Kristofferson’s daughter Kelly joined him on a few songs to sing harmony and hold, but never really play a banjo. She has a great voice and brought a sparkle to her dad’s eye, but her contribution was slight − their musicianship never rose above the holiday camp father/daughter talent show level. The mid-to-slow tempo of Kristofferson’s catalogue confused that part of the crowd bound and determined to clap along and turn every song into a Dubliner’s rave-up − the original pace of the tune be damned. To his credit, Kristofferson never allowed the audience to alter his staid delivery. When he appeared on the scene in Nashville in the 1960s, Kristofferson scared the establishment to death. His songs that unabashedly acknowledged that people had sex when they weren’t married, sometimes smoked dope and were often hungover

on Sunday morning caused one tradition-bound country star to sneer: “Great, now Nashville has its very own hippie.” An icon now himself, the best of very few spoken moments were when, struggling with a cold, he looked out at the crowd and deadpanned: “Y’all paid a lot of money to watch an old fart blow his nose,” and at the end of the break-up ballad ‘Nobody Wins’, when he paused and said: “Well, somebody won … Obama won … so the whole world won.” There is still some grit in the old hippie after all. There is a scene in a horrid 1984 film called Songwriter in which Kristofferson’s character climbs dishevelled from the hotel bed, looks at the mirror without taking off his sleep mask and says: “You good looking son of a bitch, don’t you ever die.” On one chilly Copenhagen evening, a room full of people shared that sentiment. Ray Weaver

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Loppen; 21:00; 100kr The New York street-punk band is rooted in the so-called ‘golden era’ of punk alongside groundbreaking groups such as The Exploited and Charged GBH. Their fearsome stage presence – foot-high fluorescent mohawks and all – paired with their outright anti-establishment lyrics has kept them touring since coming together in 1990. Their ninth record, Resistance, released earlier this year, earned a ‘thumbs up’ from punk music experts Sputnik.com. Sure to create a bit of a stir in Christiana, where Loppen is located, it’s advised to arrive early as the venue can only manage a few hundred people.

Nightlife Lemâitre Rust, Guldbergsgade 8, Cph N; Fri 23:00; 60kr Making their foray into the club scene only two years ago, the Norwegian beatsmiths Ketil Jan and Ulrik Denizou were an instant hit with their EP The Friendly Sound, a compilation of a handful of high adrenaline dance music tracks. The selfdefined ‘discodudes’ enjoyed immediate hype and were sent on a whirlwind tour of Scandinavia before international offers started flooding in, booking gigs all over Europe and the US. Nick Warren Culture Box, Kronprinsessegade 54, Cph K; Fri 23:00; 70kr The Kødbyen district pretty much has the market sewn up for dance, techno and house DJs bar one institution: Culture Box. Introducing international DJs from a myriad of backgrounds far beyond Berlin, Culture Box is hailed as Copenhagen’s top venue for dance music. Headlining tonight is Nick Warren, the English

Savage Rose

Koncerthuset; 20:00; 295370kr Formed back in 1967, the psychedelic rock group led by husband and wife Thomas and Annisette Koppel are hailed as one of Denmark’s most influential bands in rock history. Their eclectic brand of progrock, psychedelic and classical jazz elements, paired with Anisette’s Janis Joplin-tinged vocals saw the group become one of Scandinavia’s most celebrated acts. While the unfortunate departure of Thomas has left Annisette alone on stage, fans unite in celebrating the band’s history for practically every one of Annisette’s solo concerts. Daniel van der Noon house DJ and producer, half of the dance duo Way Out West and a member of the Global Underground collective, who’ve played stages from Budapest to Lima. Releasing his Renaissance Master’s series album this month, house fanatics will pile up at the entrance – so be sure to book in advance. Floss Larsbjørnsstraede 10, Cph K; Sat 22:00; free adm Located smack in the centre of Copenhagen, Floss is a staple bar for all seasons. Spread over two floors, the graffiti-heavy walls give the basement a gritty Brooklyn-like edge, packed with those too lazy to make the bike trip over to Kødbyen but still looking for a night on the town. Students will be pleased to hear that happy hour runs from 22:00-23:00. But don’t expect anything too impressive, just a strong mojito served up for 30kr in grubby glassware.

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YOU’VE SEEN her face plastered on every corner, but now you get to see her in the flesh. Lana Del Rey is coming to sing her sultry and soulful songs to you, and you won’t want to miss it. The New Yorker has won over many with her rich vocals and simultaneously playful and heart-breaking lyrics about love lost. Since mid-2011, her name has become synonymous with her big lips and big hair, but she delivers much more. Singles off her first album Born To Die, such as the smooth and smoky ‘National Anthem’ and the emotive ‘Summertime Sadness’, have given her a reputation for her distinctively sensuous melodies. Del Rey’s newest album, The Paradise Edition, came out earlier this month and featured eight new songs that have been given great credit for clever lyrics and candid commentary. Her show in Copenhagen is sure to keep you hypnotised, so go and get seduced by her unique voice at Falconer Salen on April 12. Tickets are 300-370kr at www.billetlugen.dk. Millions have already been seduced by his charm and now he’s gracing Copenhagen with his high-energy stage presence and faint-inducing music. Thanks to the support of his ‘Beliebers’, Justin Bieber has inexplicably risen to idol status, with millions upon millions of fans following his career since his debut in 2009. The 19-year-old Canadian sensation has just released his fourth album, Believe. His documentary film Never Say Never is the highest grossing concert film in US history. Become part of this legendary madness at Parken on April 20 for 349-599kr. Buy tickets at www.billetlugen.dk.

Events HY! Festival EW Baghold, Vester- N fælledvej 7A, Cph V; Sat & Sun at 19:30; tickets: 40kr, available at door; alteration.dk/calendar.htm Are you missing the summer musical freedom of festivals? Do you want to see a range of new music in a cool venue? Can you only spare 40kr? Hy! Festival is just for you. For two nights, this curated show of new free rock, alternative, drone and jazz compositions is the talk of the cool Copenhagen underground. Featuring local Danish and Swedish bands, this festival is an intimate one – only 100 people will be let in each night. Don’t miss this local gem! AS Danish Design School’s Xmas Market Strandboulevarden 47, Cph Ø; Wed 16:00-20:00; www.dkds.dk A chance to pick up a one of a kind gift for that someone special. JOS Outdoor Xmas Market KIB, Culture Islands Brygge, Islands Brygge 18, Cph S; Sun 11:00-17:00; Free adm There will be a bonfire and pleasantly hot waffles to warm up by on a Sunday with lots of light, comfort and opportunities to buy great Christmas gifts for those you love. JOS

These guys have been on the scene for far longer, but Denmark is still crazy about them. Love Shop, the Danish pop and rock group, are coming back for another show after their last one sold out. With a comeback in 2010, the band gave the world Love Shop’s eighth album, Salvation Army, and it was named the year’s best album by Politiken. With their ninth album released last month, Love Shop is on a roll, and loyal fans are lapping up the opportunities to see their beloved band back on the stage where they should be. See this piece of Danish musical history at Store Vega this weekend on December 2. Tickets are going for 240kr at www.billetlugen.dk. Denmark also appears to be wild for Marina and the Diamonds – when her December concert sold out so quickly, Vega had to move the concert into a larger venue. Good news for you! This young Brit has the perkiness and personality of bubblegum ... with ink inside. Her pop-infused electro-synth sound first emerged in 2010 with her EP The Crown Jewels, but she gained confidence in her sound and image with the recently-released album Electra Heart. It gets darker but stronger, and it’s difficult to get tired of her tenacious voice. Get swept up in the sensation at Store Vega on January 24. Tickets are 200kr at www.billetlugen.dk. Looking for something grittier? Wax Tailor might be what you’re looking for. The Frenchman has become notorious for a multifaceted sound that has become notorious in the post-hiphop scene. His sound is as varied as is his inspiration, and he has moved from

A Norwegian Xmas NEW Kong Haakons kirke, Ved Mønten 9, Cph S; Fri 14:0019:00, Sat 11:00-16:00, Sun 12:00-16:00; price 10kr Norway’s ambassador will open a market brimful of delights from his home nation, including decorations and knitwear. Don’t miss the raffle! MAR Frederiksberg City Hall Square Xmas Market Smallegade 1, Frederiksberg; starts Thu, ends Dec 14; Mon-Thur 10:00-17:00, Fri-Sat 10:00-14:00 A great chance to get out and about in the beautiful area without feeling guilty about neglecting your Christmas shopping. JOS New Designers’ Xmas Market HC Ørstedsvej 18, Frederiksberg; Sat & Sun 10:00-17:00 This two-day Christmas market will feature more than 21 designers selling their deliciously unconventional and unique products. This market is sure to yield a gift to suit even the wackiest of family members. Be sure to remember cash. JOS Free jazz Charlie Scott’s, Skindergade 43, Cph K; Tue & Thu 17:0020:30; Free Adm Jazz music every Tuesday and Thursday!

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utilising samples to making his own music and now, in his latest album Dusty Rainbow from the Dark, Tailor returns to stylised sampling. The album is a concept production inspired by “the enchanted world of children”, and it plays with musical aesthetics by featuring a varied cast of artists. It’s an exciting sound, so get to this show on December 15. It’s at KB18, one of Copenhagen’s true underground, local spots. Tickets are 112kr at www.billetnet.dk. Or try one of the most famed spots in Denmark – Jazz House is hosting a concert to ring in the new year with Pierre Dørge & New Jungle Orchestra. Their music is an eclectic mixture of jazz, Asian, African and European music, and it is something you won’t want to miss. The group utilises a plethora of instruments and rudimentary objects like seashells and kids’ music boxes, but the result is a sound that is musical art. Dørge’s jazz is often likened to Duke Ellington’s, so celebrate New Year’s Eve with one of the wildest nights of jazz around. Tickets are 230kr at www.billetlugen.dk. After the New Year, try another festive classic: the pantomime. This time, get swept away on a magic carpet in the Copenhagen Theatre Circle’s Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp. The panto takes the story from One Thousand and One Nights, but this version predates the more popularised version by almost 200 years. Set in China, the pantomime tells the story of Aladdin, the son of a poor widow who finds a genie to help him along the road to magic. An international cast is sure to mesmerise you, so be sure to catch this fantastically historic and traditional show at Krudttønden. It runs on various days in January, and tickets are 160kr for adults and 120kr for under12s. For more information, go to www. ctcircle.dk.

Scouts Xmas Market NEW Islev Kirke, Slotsherrensvej 321, Rødovre; Sat 13:00-17:00, Sun 12:00-16:00; free adm The Scouts Christmas Market will be decked out with all sorts of wares, from teddy bears and Christmas trees, to Advent wreaths and decorations. Also expect books, clothes, sandwiches, coffee and cakes. And don’t miss the tombola and raffle! MAR

Alvarro Pierri Concert NEW Studiescenen, DKDM, Rosenørns Allé 22, Frederiksberg C; Sun 15:00; tickets: 150kr, concessions 50-70kr; www.dkdm.dk, www.danskguitarselskab.dk Listen to masterpieces by Scarlatti, Albeniz, Ginastera, Piazolla and Barrios being performed by the intensely passionate guirtarist Alvaro Pierri. MAR

Textile Artists Market Design 19E, 2nd floor, Ryesgade 19, Cph K; Fri 15:00– 20:00, Sat 11:00–17:00 To avoid that argument with your little sister about how little effort you put into her gift, make a visit to Design 19E where textile artists will be flaunting their creations. Permanent workshop members will exhibit alongside guest designers - this year features Anne Black, Superlove and TriCot Tage. This is your onestop shop for jewellery, linens, clothing, pillows, ceramics and a whole lot more. I think Father Christmas even gets inspiration here. JOS

Håndarbejdets Fremme Julemarked Frederiksborggade 32, enter via Rømersgade, Cph K; Sat 11:00-16:00 A perfect place to come and find exclusively homemade gifts, these talented students have done away with impressing their teachers and are instead looking to impress you with their wide variety of creations. Everything from big to small works of art, ceramics, sculptures, graphics, paintings and drawings will be on sale.

Harness Racing Charlottenlund Race Course, Traverbanevej 10, Charlottenlund; Sun 13:00; 20kr; www. travbanen.dk No Ben Hur thrills and spills here, that’s for sure!

Christmas Tables Royal Copenhagen, Amagertov 6, Cph K; ends Dec 31, open Mon-Sun 11:00-18:00; free adm; www.royalcopenhagen.dk See the fantastically creative displays and don’t forget to pop into the Royal Café for some traditional treats and a steaming cup of gløgg. AS

NEXT WEEK: MUSEUMS CORNER Beethoven & NEW Stravinsky Koncertsalen, Koncerthuset, Emil Holms Kanal 20, Cph S; Wed & Thu 19:30; tickets: 150530kr, www.billetlugen.dk; www.dr.dk Beethoven’s Eroica and Stravinsky’s Le Sacre du Printemps will rouse you from your slumber and take you on a magical journey. MAR Lotte Rose + Golden Disko Ship Ideal Bar at Vega, Enghavevej 40, Cph V; Mon 20:00; tickets 50kr, includes one beer Lotte Rose is a brilliant young artist who lives to explore the dimensions of sound. She uses sound from the everyday and nature to create beautiful pockets of bliss in the matrix – bound to be a good Monday evening! EBD Christmas at Tivoli Vesterbrogade 3, Cph V; closes Dec 31, closed Dec 24 & 25; adults 95kr, under-sevens free adm; www.tivoli.dk Elves with red hats, colourful Christmas balls and small wooden houses will join the Russian Vasilij cathedral, as Tivoli takes the best from two worlds for their Christmas season this year when the Russian Christmas adventure meets the old-fashioned Scandinavian ‘jule-hygge’. RKM

Peace, Hope and Joy NEW Baggesensgade 7, Cph N; Sun Dec 9 at 13:00; Free adm; 3964 3679; www.fibc.dk The First International Baptist Church of Copenhagen presents ‘Peace, Hope and Joy’, a free Christmas concert. All are welcome. Come early, space is limited. HomeWalk Dybbølsbro train station, Cph V; Fri 10:30; tickets: 250kr; 3114 1414 or www.facebook.com/homewalkingcph Join this five-hour biking tour around the less-travelled parts of Copenhagen and see how the Danes truly live. During the day, you will be given a bike and helmet, tours of four different homes, and classic Danish dishes and drinks. AS Art Xmas Market Prøvehallen, Porcelænstorvet 4, Valby; Fri 11:00-16:00 A Christmas market that focuses on art. Kennedy’s Xmas Quiz Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Mon 19:30; 25kr per person; max four per team The pub can get crowded so get there at 18:30 to guarantee a nice table. The winners get 800kr, second place 400kr and third place 200kr. There are two beer round questions, a raffle and quizmaster Roy, who is a tennis coach, always asks at least two questions on tennis.

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Cafe or bar? The hours are somewhat in between

SELECT SHOPPING

BY JESSICA O’SULLIVAN

Notre Dame Nørregade 7, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 09:30-18:00, Fri 09:30-19:00, Sat 10:0018:00, Sun 10:00-17:00; 3315 1703; www.notredame.dk Nørregade 7 was originally an inn, but in 1908 the property was rebuilt to house Copenhagen’s first car dealership. Since then the space has been transformed into what is now known as Notre Dame, a modern Scandinavian homewares store. Here it is easy to find gorgeous and yet affordable Danish-inspired Christmas decorations and ornaments. With a beautiful window display that is constantly changing, this is the place to find something to suit every Christmas theme. Be sure to keep an eye out for their extensive range of wreaths and Santa Claus figurines. H Skjalm P Nikolaj Plads 9, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 10:00-18:00, Fri 10:00-19:00, Sat 10:0016:00 3311 8200; www.hskjalmp.dk For 55 years, H Skjalm P has been a leader in Danish design. They traditionally focus on housing interiors and design, but do have a stunning selection of festive-themed homewares that are sure to transform any room into a Christmas haven. This place is a good option for those wanting to completely transform rooms or the entire home for Christmas rather than add select ornaments. The Globe Quiz Nørregade 43-45 Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr pp; max five per team Just 25 kroner per person and the winners get 1,000 kroner, second place 500 and third place a crate of beer. As well as three rounds of 15 questions each – courtesy of quizmaster John Kelleher - there are two beer round questions, a raffle and a rollover. Southern Cross Xmas Quiz Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; Thu 19:30; 25kr pp; max five per team You’ll be impressed with the intelligence of the questions. The winners get a bottle of vodka and ten pints of beers, or tokens, second place eight bottles, and last place shots. This is their last quiz of 2012. BH Sankt Nikolai Pub Xmas Quiz Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; Wed 20:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk On the first Wednesday of the month. Four per team, 100kr per team, the winning team wins 400 kroner, four Sunday roast vouchers - you don’t want to miss out on their Yorkshire puddings - and a round of drinks. Second place wins you four roasts, and third: a round. BH Jazz Cruise Nyhavn, Cph K; Sun 15:30; tickets 120kr; duration: 90 mins; www.canaltours.dk Discover Copenhagen from the water with live jazz courtesy of Henning Munk & Plumperne.

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Christmas Decorations WITH JUST over three weeks until Christmas, now is the time to transform the home into a festive winter wonderland, and what better way than with Christmas decorations, ornaments and much more.

Christmas: a time for pretty things

Bering House of Flowers Landemærket 12, Cph K; open MonThu 09:00-17:30, Fri 09:00-19:00, Sat 09:00-14:00; 3315 2611; www.beringflowers.com For those who prefer adding a touch of nature, Bering House of Flowers is the place to go. One of the city’s most famous florists, this store specialises in providing the freshest products in the most beautifully imaginable way possible. From trees to wreaths and even live hanging ornaments, this shop has to be seen to be believed. It is also well worth a visit for those seeking last minute inspiration. Royal Copenhagen Amagertorv 6, Cph K; 3313 7181; www.royalcopenhagen.com/da/home Whilst Royal Copenhagen may be better known as one of the finest porcelain manufactures in the world, they are also leading the way in high quality Christmas-themed serving ware that will stand the test of time. One collection that is sure to stand out is their tasteful array of porcelain that features garlands of spruce wind and bows of satin, hearts, drums and angels. This store has everything one would need to hold a traditional and utterly cosy Danish Christmas, as well as porcelain Christmas figurines.

Kids Children’s Photo NEW Session Lifetime kids rooms, Lyngby hovedgade 1 5 E , Kongens Lyngby; Sat 10:0015:00; 300kr, 450kr, info@lifetimekidsrooms.dk, www.lifetimekidsrooms.dk, 7070 2060 Have a portrait of your child taken by professional children’s photographer Christina Bode, who will then issue you with a series of Xmas cards bearing your cherub’s face. MAR Cut down your own Xmas tree Rosendal Farm, Rosendalsgade 5, 3140 Ålsgårde; ends Dec 23, 10:00-17:00; www. rosendal-gaard.dk, www.veterantoget.dk/arrangementer Pick and cut your own Christmas tree and also choose handmade decorations. Bring the kids: they are welcome to pet and feed the farm’s animals and ride ponies, while the parents, after the hard graft, can relax with a glass of gløgg or hot chocolate and some delicious seasonal æbleskiver. AS Design School for Kids Stockholmsgade 33, Cph Ø; ends Dec 8; www.visuel-innovation.dk This course is run by professional designers and illustrators who will encourage your children to free their imagination and discover the joys of creating. MAR

Log Lady and Bob Crazy: it was always difficult deciding who needed locking up the most

The Log Lady Cafe Studiestræde 27, Cph K; open MonFri 12:00-23:30 Sat 14:00-23:00; 2627 9362 TUCKED away in an inconspicuous spot on Studiestræde, there’s a metaphorical slice of North American pie that many a TV aficionado would love to taste. Standing out among many late-serving cafe-bars with a cool but cosy vibe, The Log Lady is primarily a love song to the prematurely cancelled, early-1990s TV show Twin Peaks. Despite running for just two seasons (and one movie), the series transformed the face of television forever, paving the way for much of the darker and stranger programming we enjoy today. It’s hard to imagine there being a Lost, The Sopranos or even The Killing without Twin Peaks. For a moment, it seemed the entire world was asking: “Who killed Laura Palmer?” Like few shows before, Twin Peaks captured the heart and imaginations of a generation, including those of myself and the owner of the Log Lady Cafe, Henriette Hartmann. “For me it all started when I used to spend every summer with my grandmother in Sweden,” she recalls. “I clearly remember our conversation about this exciting new American series called Twin Peaks. I’m sure

Shane Brox NEW Children Workshop Kunstforeningen, Gammel Strand 48, Cph K; starts Sat, ends Jan 13, daily 11:00-17:00; www. glstrand.dk Take your children to this magical Advent calendar room to take part in a workshop that will lead them into a world of fantasy and imagination. The workshop is conducted by Shane Brox from Shane’s World on DR. MAR Christmas family NEW concert Konservatoriets Koncertsal, Ju- l i u s Thomsens Gade 1, Cph K; Sat 15:00-16:00; free adm; www. dkdm.dk Enjoy Christmas songs and carols performed by this 26-strong youth choir, who are internationally known and patroned by Princess Mary. MAR Story Time Books & Company, Sofievej 1, 2900 Hellerup; Tue mornings 09:30-10:00; free adm; www. booksandcompany.dk Every Tuesday morning, storyteller Sara Albers performs stories, poems, and finger plays. She entertains, inspires and captivates kids’ imaginations, making Tuesday mornings a magical experience for all. SA

my gran had little idea about the content of the show. It turned out to be pretty scary and I was actually way too young to see it. My grandmother’s house was in some dark woods too, so the whole experience was a little overwhelming, but neither of us could stop watching. We were hooked. I still am. A Twin Peaks-themed bar seemed like the natural expression of that.” To Hartmann’s credit, this relatively small bar is less like a fan-made mecca and more an extension of the show’s atmosphere. It’s not crammed with memorabilia or signed photographs, rather it’s more the sort of location you might actually happen across in David Lynch’s fictional town: a neon sign flickers in the window, most of the furniture is wooden and there’s the occasional piece of taxidermy. Certain wall coverings are Native American and there are actual logs placed here and there. One blatant reference to the series is a small walkway that connects the main room and the small cosy to the toilets: its red-curtained walls and black & white zig-zag floor is directly inspired by an iconic dream-space called the Black Lodge that many viewers will be familiar with. This overall restraint reflects the good taste of Hartmann, earning her kudos from fans without scaring away potential non-Peaks punters. It seems

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THE LONG-STANDING monopoly of turkey at Christmas is slowly being dissolved back in Britain. Once a given for lunch on the 25th and then in bubble and squeak, pies, curries and casseroles for days after, the festive bird is being more and more overlooked these days in favour of more succulent, tasty duck or goose – even pork’s making a resurgence, and that’s saying something! But like most foods with a bad reputation, the turkey has just suffered from either being cooked in the wrong way or not being used creatively enough. Why do we do such wonderfully versatile things with chicken, but only eat its plumper cousin once a year? The answer is probably its hard-wired

association with Xmas, just like many still shudder at the thought of tapioca due to their school dinner memories. The truth is that turkey can in fact taste very nice indeed. It does roast nicely under the right conditions, but the simplest way to make it nicer is to make it smaller – or increase its surface area. Below is a dish that could either take the place of a roast on Christmas Day, or be made with leftovers if you have enough for big slices. It would score highly at a pre-Christmas dinner party. Best of all though, this is for the other 364 ¼ days which, if the turkey were alive, would count because the animal would be for life and not just for Christmas.

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Hero Kitchen Jarmersplads 3, Cph V; open: Tue-Thu 17:00-23:00, Fri-Sat 17:00-02:00 (kitchen closes 22:00); 6969 6000; price range: 40-125kr; www.herokitchen.dk Hero, located on the ground floor of the Fox Hotel, which opened in June of this year, captures the authenticity and atmosphere of a Japanese street kitchen (izakaya). So much more than another stock standard Copenhagen sushi place, it offers a delicious range of snacks, salads, small dishes, sushi, meats from the grill, Yakitori (skewered meats), tempura, sashimi, and, of course, a range of sweets. Its Scallop Katafi is the best in the city, while the Yakitori left us speechless – it was divine. Reasonably priced, impeccably chic and unbelievably tasty, this is the place to go if you want to be a hero amongst the trendsetters. JOS

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BioMio Halmtorvet 19, 1700 Cph V; open daily 12:00-24:00 (later Fri and Sat), kitchen open 12:0022:00; 3331 2000; starters 75kr, mains 135kr; www.biomio.dk Located next to trendy Kødbyen, Bio Mio is certainly unusual for conservative Copenhagen. It’s stylish without being pretentious, fast enough that you don’t go crazy waiting for food, and loud enough that you can make a racket without anyone raising an eyebrow. JH Cap Horn Nyhavn 21, Cph K; open MonFri 10:00-00:00, Sat-Sun 09:0000:00; 3312 8504; starters from 99kr, main courses from 139kr,; www.caphorn.dk Cap Horn’s simple menu boasts a fine selection of organic, homemade Danish fare with a touch of seasonal influence. There were two highlights: the veal, pumpkin, mushrooms and potatoes with amazing truffle sauce (a “best ever veal experience”) and the chocolate cake (“Oh My God”), which was possibly the best chocolate cake ever! MM

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meat’s about half a centimetre thick. Put half of your chorizo mixture on each flattened piece of turkey. If you think there might be too much, leave some aside and serve it with at the end. Roll the breasts up around the filling and press the joins in with your fingers. Roll the bacon around each steak. Leave the meat on the side where the rashers join while you heat oil in a pan. And then add them to the pan in the same position (very important as it seals where the bacon overlaps), and fry the steaks in red hot oil for a few minutes on each side. Transfer onto a baking tray and place it into the oven for 20 minutes, turning halfway through. Serve it with vegetables, cranberry and bread sauce.

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Restaurant Dalaman Vodroffsvej 15, Frederiksberg C; Open daily 16:0024:00; 3322 1231; threecourse menus 119kr, 139kr & 159kr pp; www.dalaman.dk Turkish restaurant Dalaman puts an emphasis on good food and customer satisfaction. It’s a haven for meat lovers and is popular among its clientele for the meaty mixed grill. AJ Saxo Cafe Colbjørnsensgade 11, 1652 Cph V; open 11:00-23:00; 3888 8288; Chinese buffet 128kr pp, dim sum dishes from 35kr; www.saxocafe.dk Saxo’s menu is an eclectic and comforting mix of cultures, incorporating Thai, Chinese and Vietnamese buffets, Dim Sum and Vietnamese menus, and traditional Danish fare. With such a wide choice, it’s a great place to go as a group who can’t agree on a choice of cuisine. AK Kødbyens Deli Slagterbøderne 8, Cph V; takeaway classics; open MonThu 11:00-20:00, Fri 11:0021:00, Sat 12:00-21:00; most mains 60-70kr; 3386 1586; www.kodbyensdeli.dk The owners claim that they make the best fish ‘n’ chips. Stop by this takeaway joint and see for yourself. The dish of the day is always a hit, or you can opt for salad or dessert. SB Bock Bistro & Vinotek Dag Hammarskjölds Alle 7, Cph Ø; Hungarian cuisine; open Mon-Sat 12:00-15:00 & 17:00-23:00; starters 85120kr, mains 174-245kr; 3313 9194; info@bockbistro.dk; www.bockbistro.dk Look no further for Hungarian comfort food because this bistro offers a wide range of the country’s specialties. The adventurous can try some blood sausage, and no meal is complete without a glass of Tokaji Aszu, a sweet dessert wine. PDR

Pubs The Irish Rover Strøget 46, Cph K; Open daily 10:00-late; www.irishrover.dk There’s live music Thursday-Sunday (22:00-late), the kitchen is open from 10:00 until late every day – serving a burger meal with pint for just 120kr – the pub caters to all sports fans, there’s a pool table in their back room where you can smoke, and there’s an upstairs lounge area – the perfect place to relax with a view over Strøget. BH Brew Pub Vestergade 29, Cph K; open Mon-Thu 12:00-24:00, Fri-Sat 12:00-02:00, Sun closed; 3332 0060; www.brewpub.dk The menu is full of hearty, homely, yet inventive dishes featuring inspired use of the same ingredients that go into the brewing process. Each dish is matched with one of Brew Pub’s own concoctions from the casks across the courtyard. AK Charlie’s Pilestræde 33, Cph K; open Mon 14:00-00:00, Tue-Wed 12:00-01:00, Thu-Sat 12:0002:00, Sun 14:00-23:00; 40-50kr per pint; www.charlies.dk Serving up ales from microbreweries across the UK, in addition to continental beers and several ciders, this bar might be the best place in Copenhagen to sip the night away. EM Sankt Nikolai Restaurant & Pub Nikolajgade 18, Cph K; open Mon-Sat 16:00–00:00, Sun 13:00–00:00; www.sanktnikolai.dk A friendly English boozer with great cask ale and cider, darts and pool (spanking new table), English-themed events (sign up for their monthly email), and splendid British grub (shepherd’s pie, beef and Yorkshire pud, fish and chips etc). The first Wednesday of every month is quiz night and the last Sunday ‘family day’ – a great occasion to let the blighters run riot. BH

The Globe Nørregade 43-45, Cph K; Opening hours vary, until 03:00 Fri-Sat Friendly service and good value food make this the perfect city pub. If it’s company you want, try the main bar, or a private function, the second bar; seatingwise, pull up a high chair, relax on cushioned benches or lord it as a bishop for the evening; or go genteel in the library – a great place to cheat in the fortnightly quiz. BH Kennedy’s Irish Bar Gammel Kongevej 23, 1610 Cph V; Open Mon-Sun 12:0002:00 It’s not an Irish pub. Instead it’s a pub owned by Irishmen, and there’s a big difference. It’s an authentic taste of what the Emerald Isle was like in the 1980s in a pub totally devoid of concepts, themes, and DIY Irish pub kits. Drop by at 17:00 on Fridays for the traditional Irish music sessions which are rapidly gaining in popularity. BH Southern Cross Løngangstræde 37, Cph K; open Sun-Thu 15:00-03:00, SatSun 12:00-05:00; 3311 0939 This Aussie boozer has a lively darts board, a fortnightly quiz, a good sports atmosphere, and a happy hour until 8pm during which you can buy beers for just 30kr. JHW The Dubliner Amagertorv 5, Cph K; Open Mon-Sun 10:00-late It’s the perfect place for sports fans to mingle, or for live music, which it provides every day. It serves food from 10am to 10pm, and diners can find peace from the music and sport on a table overlooking the walking street, or on the first floor balcony overlooking Amagertorv. BH The Old English Pub Vesterbrogade 2B, 1620 Cph V; Open Sun-Thu 11:30-02:30, Fri-Sat 11:30-04:30; 3332 1921; www.oldenglishpub.dk Facing Tivoli’s arches and just a stone’s throw from Strøget, it’s the ideal pit-stop on a tour of the city centre. LB

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in their daily five, there is the choice of adding broccoli, mushrooms, onion, leek, fresh chilli, peanuts, organic potatoes, pineapple, mixed bell peppers, or bamboo shoots. And for the sauces, there are six options: gluten free soya, teriyaki, sweet chili, hot chili, panang curry, or Nordic oyster. During our visit we chose, or rather designed, three dishes. The first was rice noodles, with tiger prawns, onion, bamboo and mushrooms, and penang curry sauce. For our second dish we decided to combine egg noodles, chicken, broccoli, fresh chilli and a sweet chilli sauce. Decid-

Rygaards International Christmas Market Saturday 1st Dec 11am – 3pm Visit our indoor market selling a wide range of Christmas gift items. Sample some festive food and drink from around the world. Activities for all the family! Try your luck in our raffle, with a grand prize of 2 return flights to Thailand courtesy of Thai Airways! Plus many more great prizes. Live gift basket auction at 2pm, followed by raffle draw at 2.30pm. 54 Bernstorffsvej, Hellerup

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TO CALL Nordic Noodle a restaurant is a stretch. Seating no more than 14 on a good day, this new addition to Nørrebrogade is more hipster hole-in-the-wall than formal sit-down restaurant. With a large logo that comprises a fork and a chopstick intersecting on a clock dial, one may be inclined to think that Nordic Noodle is advertising it offers a wide range of dining utensils. And whilst it does, its logo is actually saying much more about its concept. Combining the inspiration of Asian wok fried food and Nordic Danish vegetables like cabbage and carrots, Nordic Noodle is a fusion of these two distinct cultures. Offering quick, healthy, tasty and, above all, super affordable food is this place’s draw card. Paying tribute to its cultural backbone, the interior is a melting pot of two cultures. From the outside it’s easy to miss due to its minimalist signage amongst the plethora that crowds Nørrebrogade. Once inside, despite its signature Scandinavian approach to design (think stark minimalism), the raw boards and exposed brick décor provide a welcoming hip and rustic atmosphere. The tiny tables are exposed split-tree trunks, while the open kitchen will warm patrons even on the coldest of days, as they watch their meals being prepared over the open fire. There are not many places where you can enjoy a healthy and fresh meal for the same cost as a pizza or kebab, but this is where Nordic Noodle is making its mark. Explaining the concept themselves, they said: “We want to give our customers a fast, healthy and individual dining experience. Our three-step menu gives you the freedom of putting together an individualised meal to either enjoy it in the restaurant or as a takeaway.” The menu is so stupidly simple that one almost wonders why the concept hasn’t really caught on before. You begin by choosing your base, before adding optional ingredients, and end by picking a sauce − simple as that. There are three basics to choose from − rice noodles, egg noodles, or wholegrain rice − and all three come standard with fresh cabbages, carrots, bean sprouts, eggs, and topped with fresh herbs. Tasty enough to be enjoyed on their own (you’d need a sauce though), we felt like treating ourselves, and accordingly added some optional ingredients. For protein, there is the option of chicken, beef or tiger prawns. For vegetarians or those just looking to try and get

ing on our third was difficult due to all the delicious smelling dishes others were eating, but after much discussion the order was placed for wholegrain rice, with beef, broccoli, mushrooms, and teriyaki sauce. After no more than a 15-minute wait, our amazing smelling dishes were in front of us. Quick cooking at high temperatures retains the natural colour, vitamins, and nutrients, while fresh Nordic ingredients and a little oil are key to serving a fast and healthy meal. As we tucked into our dishes, all I could really think was: God damn, were they good.

Not usually a fan of taking the lord’s name in vain, there really is no other way to describe how tasty the food is. The noodles and meat melted in the mouth. The tiger prawns were a particular stand-out for their size and juicy texture. All in all, every mouthful was a true taste sensation. With queues a common thing at Nordic Noodle, you may just be inclined to go for a pizza instead, but don’t! This place really is fantastic, as is the relationship between price and quality.

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One more shaky-cam film and it’s the end of cinema ARUN SHARMA

End of Watch (15) Dir: David Ayer; US action/thriller, 2012, 109 mins; Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Pena, Anna Kendrick, Natalie Martinez, America Ferrera Premiered November 29 Playing Nationwide

T WOULD seem writer/director David Ayer is a one-trick horse who solely specialises in depicting Los Angelenos who straddle the line between law and criminality. Training Day (2001) and Street Kings (2008), which he scripted and directed respectively, as well as many films he has co-written – The Fast and the Furious, Dark Blue, S.W.A.T. – all feature at least one member of LA’s finest who is either on the take or flirting with the dark side, while the unstable lead of Ayer’s directorial debut Harsh Times (2005) can’t decide whether to join the LAPD, work for Homeland Security or become a drug dealer. It would seem that Ayer affords his protagonists the luxury of considering a dizzying array of options while he himself is sadly loath to. So when, at the beginning of Ayer’s latest feature, officer Brian Taylor (Gyllenhaal) is heard in voiceover declaring: “We stand together, a thin blue line, protecting the prey from the predators, the good from the bad,” viewers may be forgiven for expecting these sanctimonious words to foreshadow a rather blurred morality, yet this is not the case. Ayer’s trademark raw authenticity has here been supplanted for a far more palatable commodity − the appearance of raw authenticity, a superficial sheen that lends itself well to gentle story arcs, appeasing familial bliss and a melodramatic climax. As Taylor and his partner Mike Zavala (Pena) patrol the streets of South Central, they adhere to a strict routine of good cop/great

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cop, rescuing children from burning buildings, fighting crime and bleeding for the cause. Meanwhile, as though to underline the film’s ethical certitudes, Ayer provides a counterbalance in the form of a Mexican street gang led by a man known only as Big Evil. The film’s racial politics are thankfully a little more opaque than its morality, and much of the mocking brotherly banter between Taylor and Hispanic Zavala is dedicated to highlighting their ethnic and cultural differences, while the crimes they investigate trace a demographic shift

from black American to Mexican dominance. None of this is subtle – black gangster Mr Tre is in the middle of complaining that local chicken shops have been overtaken by taco stands and that “it’s going to be extinct niggers pretty soon,” when an expressly territory-marking drive-by shooting interrupts him, conducted by Big Evil’s gang as though in direct response to Mr Tre’s pronouncements. Ayer apparently felt the need to paint us a picture. Still, a certain balance is maintained, albeit contrived – if the deleterious impact of Hispanic gangs and

– was no doubt intended to infuse End of Watch with a gritty, groundlevel realism, but it is undermined by the jarring melding of this footage with other, entirely non-diegetic shots (often confusingly filmed in the same visceral handheld style). Viewers attempting to determine who’s filming what at any given moment will quickly discover that the authenticity normally associated with this cinematic method yields a messier kind of postmodernism which in no way serves – let alone protects – an otherwise over-simplified story of good versus evil.

Rex in waiting to succeed Leigh and Loach Tyrannosaur (15) Dir: Paddy Considine; UK drama, 2011, 91 mins; Peter Mullan, Olivia Colman, Eddie Marsan Premiered November 29 Playing at Grand Teatret

It’s either court or a funeral − most probably his dog’s

Mexican drug cartels is highlighted, a more salutary image is suggested by scenes involving Zavala’s family celebrations; and if Big Evil’s gang includes a no-nonsense lesbian, then Taylor’s unit has one of those too (Ferrera). Accordingly, the film offers a dialectic between exclusion and integration, order and underworld, which strives to be even-handed while being absurdly broad in its delineation. Ayer’s decision to incorporate POV camerawork – compiling what we see from a (fictive) selection of digicam footage shot by Taylor, Zavala and the crews of Mr Tre and Big Evil

S ONE of the finest British actors of his generation, Paddy Considine’s directorial debut Tyrannosaur proves that he has the potential to be a masterful filmmaker as well. Set in the drab pastures of Leeds, we first meet our antihero Joseph (Mullan) after he is thrown out of a betting shop. Drunk, disorderly and in a fit of

rage, he kicks his dog to death. It’s a devastating opening scene, illustrating not only how the now companionless widower is a tormented soul, but also just how dark and distressing the following ninety minutes of Tyrannosaur will be. Running away from another crime scene, he stumbles into a charity shop only to be greeted by an affluent woman of God, Hannah (Colman). Initially afraid, she consoles Joseph and, after a few heated exchanges, they strike up an unlikely kinship, sheltering them from their harsh living situations outside. For Joseph, it’s from his martyrdom and loneliness; and for Hannah, her turbulent marriage with an abusive and

degrading husband (Marsan). Famous for his many acting roles in Shane Meadows’ films (Dead Man’s Shoes, A Room For Romeo Brass), Considine expresses the same level of austerity in his own filmmaking. Rather than presenting a highly stylised portrait of underclass Britain, he focuses on characterisation and performance, managing to reveal three of the best performances this reviewer has seen all year. Peter Mullan (Trainspotting, Warhorse) is both enchanting and sympathetic as the hapless Joseph, whilst Eddie Marsan (Happy Go Lucky, Sherlock Holmes) invokes terror whenever his gleaming eyes and insincere grin fill the screen. Best of all, Olivia Colman (the unsung

star of British comedy series Peep Show) is finally given the breakout role she deserves as Hannah. Fragile and sympathetic, she is the beacon of light amongst the darkness, leading to an inevitably devastating closing scene. Tyrannosaur continues the social realism trend set out by the politically conscious Ken Loach and the wryly-comical Mike Leigh. It’s a story of disconnected people looking for humanity. One of the best British kitchen sink dramas of recent years, it might be relentlessly miserable, but Tyrannosaur suggests that Considine has a bright future ahead.

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Book Your Tickets The Act of Killing (15) Dir: Joshua Oppenheimer; UK/ Indo doc, 2012, 115 mins When the Indonesian government was overthrown by the military in 1965, local gangster Anwar Congo and his friends were appointed death squad leaders, helping the army to kill an estimated one million ethnic Chinese alleged communists and intellectuals. This documentary’s masterstroke is revealing these monsters as human, and therefore recognisable. This is how it manages to touch us − and in doing so, the film transcends its medium. MW

Skyfall (11) Dir: Sam Mendes; UK/US action/thriller, 2012, 143 mins; Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Ralph Fiennes, Judi Dench, Naomie Harris, Ben Whishaw, Bérénice Marlohe Forget the latter Brosnan follies, the much maligned Quantum of Solace and even fan-favorite Casino Royale because, for the first time in nearly two decades, nobody is doing it better. MW

Searching for Sugar Man (15) Dir: Malik Bendjelloul; Swe/ US/SA doc, 2012, 86 mins If you disappear into obscurity after an undistinguished music career, you can always take pride in the fact that halfway across the world a nation is being in-

spired by your music to start a revolution against a racist oppressive regime. That’s at least what happened in the case of US ‘70s rocker Rodriguez, who was a hero to many during the South African struggle against apartheid. Swedish filmmaker Bendjelloul follows two South African fans as they try to find out what happened to their hero, and the result is as compelling as a real-life detective story. LL

Avoid like the Plague The Possession (15) Dir: Ole Bornedal; US horror, 2012, 92 mins; Natasha Calis, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Kyra Sedgwick The only twist in an otherwise by-the-book exorcism plot is that instead of a Christian demon, this is a Jewish one. This forgettable flick does a decent job at maintaining a feeling of dread throughout, but that’s mostly because the audience can’t wait for it to be over. ED

Ted (15) Dir: Seth MacFarlane; US comedy, 2012, 106 mins; Mark Wahlberg, Mila Kunis, Seth MacFarlane A tale of Peter Pan-esque protracted male adolescence and ‘broversus-ho’ ethics, this is a film that squarely relies on the comic potential of random flotsam and jetsam pop culture, tongue-in-cheek offensiveness and state-of-the-art foul-mouthed puppet humour. As with much of MacFarlane’s work, it is devoid of any trace of sophistication or finesse, and is fitfully amusing thanks only to the occa-

sional deadpan shock-value jokes offered by Mark Wahlberg’s crooked straight-man performance. AS

Taken 2 (15) Dir: Olivier Megaton; US action, 2012, 95 mins; Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Famke Janssen, Leland Orser The first film was a guilty pleasure that worked only for Neeson’s fast-paced and high-octane action sequences, and in spite of a mind-numbingly dreadful performance from Maggie Grace. Now they’re both back, but this time with frenetic fight scenes that appear to be stolen straight out of Die Hard, and even more screen time for Grace. Skip it. LL

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (11) Dir: Bill Condon; US fantasy, 2012, 119 mins; Kristin Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Dakota Fanning, Ashley Greene, Nikki Reed, Michael Sheen The enormously lucrative franchise that is The Twilight Saga finally comes to an end. And thank god for that. As we’ve come to expect from the last four films, Part 2’s soap-operaesque script, lacklustre direction and mind-numbing melodrama are the film’s biggest problems. But perhaps the scariest part of all comes with the introduction of some new characters, which leaves the door open for potential spin-offs. Now there’s a scary thought. LR

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Argo (15)

Sinister (15)

Dir: David Frankel; US romcom, 2012, 100 mins; Meryl Streep, Tommy Lee Jones, Steve Carell, Mimi Rogers While the trailer makes this film look like a syrupy sex romp, only a mournful tale of relationship turmoil lurks beneath the slapstick jokes and sarcastic jibes of Hope Springs. Longtime couple Kay (Streep) and Arnold (Jones) embark on an intensive marriage counselling class in a last-ditch effort to save their marriage. The film raises faint hope and humour during the counselling session scenes, but the therapist Bernie Feld (Carell) unfortunately then sends the couple out on intimacy exercises, shudder-worthy attempts at vulgar comedy. Short on laughs and drama alike, Hope Springs reduces Kay and Arnold’s reconciliation efforts to 100 minutes of bickering, crying, and attempts at intimacy. LR

Dir: Ben Affleck; US thriller, 2012, 120 mins; Ben Affleck, John Goodman, Bryan Cranston, Alan Arkin, Clea Duvall, Tate Donovan, Victor Garber While Affleck has gone to some lengths to deliver a restrained and tasteful film, the script itself is determined to show off, with the climax taking every opportunity to ratchet up the drama quite shamelessly. It might make for highly entertaining cinema, but falls short in convincing us of the narrative’s authenticity. For a film about disguise, this film masquerades as one belonging to the dangerous fringes of political filmmaking, but reveals itself to be quite mainstream and, like Affleck himself, a little more ordinary that it really should be. MW

Dir: Scott Derrickson; US horror, 2012, 110 mins; Ethan Hawke, Vincent D’Onoofrio, Michael Hall D’Addario, Juliet Rylance What Sinister lacks in innovation it makes up for in jump-inducing frights and gruesome imagery. This flick will definitely please horror fans, but might not be the thing for the squeamish. LL

Also Playing Room 237 (15) Dir: Rodney Ascher; US doc, 2012, 102 mins Documentary film-maker Rodney Ascher delves into one of the most-beloved horror films of all-time, namely Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining and, with the help of five hard-core Shining fans, explores some of the many symbolic interpretations surrounding the film. Most of it is far-fetched and absurd, but all of it entertaining! LL

The Imposter (15) Dir: Bart Layton; UK doc, 2012, 94 mins; Frederic Bourdin, Carey Gibson, Beverly Dollarhide, Charlie Parker Despite a promising premise for an intriguing documentary about a French man trying to convince a Texas family that he is their missing son, there is a level of over-stylisation that irks. We are drowned in gratuitous pseudo-tension and filmic technique, which ultimately serve only to detract from the genuine craft involved in documenting this complex and fascinating story. DS

Moonrise Kingdom (7) Dir: Wes Anderson; US comedy, 2012, 94 mins; Edward Norton, Bill Murray, Frances MacDormand, Bruce Willis, Tilda Swinton, Jared Gilman, Katy Howard This newest feature film from debonair filmmaker Anderson has a brilliant cast, a wry script and stunning cinematography. It’s fashionable entertainment, and will no doubt please Anderson’s considerable fan-base. But under all the bells and whistles, is it just another coming-of-age, feel-good romcom – even a faintly insincere one at that? MW

PROGRAMME: THURSDAY 29 NOVEMBER - WEDNESDAY 5 DECEMBER 2012 All times are subject to change KINOPALÆET without notice; consult Klampenborgvej 215 A, Lyngby www.kino.dk for confirmation. Argo (15) 18:30-21:10 End of Watch (15) PALADS 16:30-19:00-21:30 Axeltorv 9, Cph K; 7013 1211 Hope Springs (11) Argo (15) 14:10-16:45-19:00-21:15(Sat & 16:20-21:30 Sun) End of Watch (15) Sinister (15) 11:30-14:00-16:20-18:3021:10 21:10 Skyfall (11) Hope Springs (11) 12:10-15:15-17:30-18:3019:00 20:40-21:30 Looper (15) Taken 2 (15) 19:00-21:30 21:30 The Possession (15) The Possession (15) 12:00-14:10-16:20-18:45-21:00 16:30-18:45 Sinister (15) The Twilight Saga: Breaking 21:30 Dawn - part 2 (11) Skyfall (11) 12:00-14:00-15:45-16:0011:00-12:00-14:00-15:0018:30-20:45-21:10 17:00-18:20-20:10-21:20 Taken 2 (15) 18:45-21:00 Ted (11) 19:00-21:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) 10:20-11:30-12:15-13:0014:00-14:50-15:45-16:3017:30-18:30-19:00-20:1021:10-21:30

VESTER VOV VOV

Abalonsgade 5, Cph V, 3324 4200 The Act of Killing (15) 20:45 Room 237 (15) 16:45-18:45 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 14:15-19:15-21:00

FISKETORVET

Kalvebod Brygge 57, Cph V; 7010 1202 Argo (15) 23:45 (Fri & Sat) End of Watch (15) 13:45-16:15-19:00-21:30-23:59 Hope Springs (11) 10:00-17:00-19:15 (Sat & Sun) The Possession (15) times vary Sinister (15) 21:30-23:59 (Fri & Sat) Skyfall (11) 10:00-11:00-12:30-13:5014:00-15:30-16:15-17:0018:30-19:30-20:30-21:3023:30 (Fri & Sat) The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) 11:00-13:30-16:00-18:0018:30-20:30-21:00-23:45(Fri & Sat)

GENTOFTE KINO

Gentoftegade 39; www.gentoftekino.dk Hope Springs (11) 17:00 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 20:45

GRAND TEATRET

Mikkel Bryggers Gade 8, Cph K www.grandteatret.dk Argo (15) 11:30-14:00-16:30-19:00-21:30 Hope Springs (11) 12:00-14:20-19:00 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 19:00-21:30 Tyrannosaur (15) 14:30-16:40-21:30

EMPIRE BIO

Guldbergsgade 29F; Cph N, 3536 0036; www.empirebio.dk The Act of Killing (15) 17:15 Argo (15) 17:00-21:30 End of Watch (??) 20:00-22:30 Hope Springs (11) 17:45 Keep the Lights On (11) 19:45 Searching for Sugar Man (15) 12:45 Skyfall (11) 13:00-16:00-19:00-22:00 Your Sister’s Sister (4) 13:00

DAGMAR

Jernbanegade 2, Cph K 3314 3222 Argo (15) 16:30-19:00-21:30 Hope Springs (11) 9:45-12:10-14:20-16:40-19:0021:15

FALKONER BIOGRAFEN

Sylows Allé 15, Frederiksberg, 7013 1211; www.falkonerbio.dk Argo (15) 21:30 End of Watch (15) times vary Hope Springs (11) times vary Skyfall (11) 12:30-15:30:18:30-21:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) morning times vary-16:3019:10

IMPERIAL

Ved Vesterport 4, Cph V 70131211; www.imperialbio.dk Skyfall (11) 15:00-18:30-21:30 The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - part 2 (11) 12:30-18:30 (Thu)

GLORIA

Rådhuspladsen 59, Cph K 3312 4292; www.gloria.dk The Imposter (15) 14:00 Moonrise Kingdom (7) 17:45 Room 237 (15) 21:20

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PICK O THE W F EEK

Kidnapped - A Georgian Adventure DRK, Wed 20:00 or Thu 18:55

YOU CAN picture K5 in negotiations for new series Missing (56 on Metacritic) and Perception (Sun 20:00, 52): “Okay, it’s a choice between Breaking Bad and this tripe.” The former has 99 on Metacritic for its fifth season, while the other two have bombed. “Fifth season! And no-one’s taken it – there must be something wrong with it.” Missing sees a former CIA operative (yawn, men’s crotches beware, we can feel a drinking game coming on) looking for her abducted son (yawn, she failed the child surveillance module) in Europe (yawn, it’s mildly xenophobic). Like most US series, it’s overflowing with Brits. Sean Bean’s at home in anything that involves missing children, while Gina McKee (Our Friends in the North) re-

ally has cornered the sardonic cow market. “Think The French Connection meets Alias with a big helping of Taylor Lautner’s Abduction,” praised the New York Post. Taylor Lautner! Are you trying to praise it or raze it to the ground? The NYP was less kind to Perception, observing that the “quirkygenius cop genre is getting a bit mouldy around the edges” in a plot that revolves around an eccentric neuroscientist played by a stubbly Eric McCormack (Will & Grace). So thank god for Kidnapped A Georgian Adventure, this week’s pick. The BBC doc recounts how Robert Louis Stevenson was inspired to write his classic by the story of a 12-year-old sold into slavery in 1728 by a nasty uncle keen to get his hands on the boy’s inheritance.

And even nastier is the subject matter of Saving Face (DR2, Tue 21:30), an Oscar-winning doc that looks at the practice of throwing acid in women’s faces in Pakistan. Elsewhere, two celebrity chefs will help you pile it on at Christmas: Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Christmas (TV3 Puls, Tue & Wed DRK, Wed 20:00 or Thu 18:55 Kidnapped - A Georgian Adventure 20:00) will land you in WeightWatchers while Nigella’s Christmas Kitchen (TV3 Puls, Thu 20:00) will see you celebrate New Year in a coronary care unit; there’s another chance to see Norwegian drama series Lilyhammer (K5, Sun 21:55); while The Desert of Forbidden Art (DRK, Tue 16:00) chronicles one man’s mission to gather 44,000 works of banned Soviet art at an obscure museum in Uzbekistan. BEN HAMILTON K5, Sun 21:00 Missing

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K6, Sat 21:55 La Liga: Madrid derby

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17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 21:25-23:25 21 (US drama, 2008) Kevin Spacey 23:25-01:05 Illegal Tender (US thriller, 2007)

20:00-21:15 Matador (Dan drama, 1978) Jørgen Buckhøj 21:15-23:15 The Spy Who Loved Me (UK action, 1977) Roger Moore 23:15-00:50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (UK crime, 2003) David Suchet

22:40-00:10 DCI Banks (UK crime, 2012) Stephen Tompkinson

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Amber (Ire drama series, 2012) 23:20-00:10 Paradox (UK thriller series, 2009)

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Homeland (US thriller series, 2012) Claire Danes 23:20-00:00 Damages

17:00-17:50 Murder, She Wrote 22:30-23:20 Supermarket Sleuth (UK science doc, 2012)

19:00-19:55 Sherlock Holmes (UK crime series, 1986) 19:55-22:30 The English Patient (US rom, 1996) Ralph Fiennes, Juliette Binoche

18:00-18:50 Arthur and the People’s Supermarket (UK doc series, 2010) 20:01-20:45 Consuming Kids (US doc, 2008)

16:15-18:05 The Ipcress File (UK drama, 1965) Michael Caine 20:00-21:00 River Cottage 23:40-01:10 Above Suspicion (UK crime series, 2009) Ciarán Hinds

17:55-18:45 Stolen Babies, Stolen Lives (Can doc, 2008) 19:05-20:00 Deadliest Tornadoes (US science doc, 2011) 22:15-22:30 River Cottage - Bites 23:40-00:05 The Daily Show

19:05-20:00 Deadliest Earthquakes (US science doc, 2011) 21:30-22:10 Saving Face (US doc, 2011) 23:40-00:00 The Daily Show

19:05-20:00 Deadliest Volcanoess (US science doc, 2011)

19:10-20:00 Climate Wars (UK science series, 2008) 23:50-00:10 The Daily Show

17:05-18:00 Friends 20:00-21:50 Beverly Hills Cop 2 (US com, 1987) Eddie Murphy 22:20-00:10 Along Came a Spider (US thriller, 2001) Morgan Freeman

20:30-22:15 Drillbit Taylor (US com, 2008) Owen Wilson 22:35-00:30 Flight of the Phoenix (US action, 2004) Dennis Quaid

15:25-17:10 Drillbit Taylor (US com, 2008) Owen Wilson

16:15-17:10 Friends

16:20-17:15 Friends

16:15-17:10 Friends 20:35-21:25 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2012)

16:15-17:10 Friends

18:15-19:10 King of Queens 19:10-20:00 Friends 20:00-20:45 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow (UK reality show, 2010) 20:45-22:30 Behind Enemy Lines (US drama, 2002) Owen Wilson 22:30-00:00 Shoot ‘Em Up (US action, 2007) Clive Owen

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 20:00-21:30 Beauty and the Beast (US crime series, 2012) Kristin Kreuk

11:55-21:00 Desperate Housewives (US drama series, 2010) season seven 21:00-21:45 101 Ways to Leave a Gameshow

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends 23:50-00:40 Russell Howard’s Good News (UK com series, 2011) a topical comedy show focusing on last year’s news

18:10-19:05 King of Queens 19:05-20:00 Friends

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 19:00-20:00 Mobbed (US reality show, 2011) 20:00-21:00 Bones 21:00-23:00 Armored (US action, 2009) Matt Dillon 23:00-00:50 Mr. Bean’s Holiday (UK com, 2007) Rowan Atkinson

18:00-19:00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course (UK food, 2012) 21:00-23:15 Mamma Mia! (US musical, 2008) Meryl Streep 23:15-01:30 Sex and the City (US com series, 1998) Sarah Jessica Parker

21:00-23:10 The Other Guys (US action, 2010) Will Ferrell 23:10-01:15 Sex and the City

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 20:00-21:00 The Mentalist 22:00-00:15 Sex and the City

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Last Resort (US drama, 2012) 22:00-00:15 Sex and the City

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Bones 22:00-00:15 Sex and the City

17:00-18:00 NCIS 18:00-19:00 Bones 21:00-22:00 Unforgettable (US drama series, 2011) 22:00-00:30 Sex and the City

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-23:00 The Simpsons 23:00-00:55 Bam Margera Presents: Where the #$&% is Santa? (US com, 2008)

16:35-21:00 Top Gear 21:00-23:25 Jarhead (US drama, 2005) Jake Gyllenhaal 23:25-01:25 Doom (UK scifi, 2005) Dwayne Johnson

22:25-05:50 NFL: Baltimore Ravens vs Pittsburgh Steelers, followed by Dallas Cowboys vs Philadelphia Eagles

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Man V Food Nation (US food travel series, 2012) 21:00-23:25 Men of Honor (US drama, 2000) Robert De Niro 23:25-00:35 Spartacus (US action series, 2010) Andy Whitfield

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-19:30 How I Met Your Mother 19:30-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Real Madrid vs Ajax

17:00-17:30 The Simpsons 19:35-00:00 UEFA Champions League: Chelsea vs FC Nordsjælland

17:00-18:00 The Simpsons 18:00-20:00 How I Met Your Mother 20:00-21:00 Man V Food Nation 21:00-22:55 Buried (US drama, 2010) Ryan Reynolds 22:55-00:00 Spartacus

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 21:00-00:10 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (US adventure, 2002) Daniel Radcliffe

21:00-23:40 Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (US adventure, 2004) Daniel Radcliffe 23:40-00:40 The Closer (US crime series, 2005) Kyra Sedgwick

00:00-00:55 Biggest Loser (US reality show)

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 20:00-21:00 Hart of Dixie 21:00-22:45 Miss Potter (US drama, 2006) Renee Zellweger 22:45-23:45 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00-22:55 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Netherlands 22:55-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

17:05-18:00 Grey’s Anatomy 18:00-19:00 Private Practice 19:00-20:00 Ghost Whisperer 22:00-23:00 Trinny and Susannah’s Makeover Mission - Netherlands 23:00-23:55 Grey’s Anatomy

18:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:30-20:00 Big Bang Theory 21:00-23:45 We Were Soldiers (US war, 2002) Mel Gibson

18:00-19:00 Once Upon a Time 19:00-20:00 CSI 20:00-22:20 Eight Below (US drama, 2006) Paul Walker 22:20-01:00 Beowulf (US adventure, 2007) Anthony Hopkins

18:00-19:00 Once Upon a Time 20:00-21:00 Perception (US crime series, 2012) Eric McCormack 21:00-21:55 Missing (US action series, 2012) Ashley Judd 21:55-23:00 Lilyhammer (US crime series, 2011) Steve Van Zandt

18:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 21:00-23:40 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (US adventure, 2007) Daniel Radcliffe 23:40-00:40 CSI

18:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 21:00-23:20 Raising Helen (US com, 2004) Kate Hudson

18:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 21:00-21:55 Criminal Minds 21:55-22:55 Detroit 1-8-7 (US crime series) 22:55-23:55 CSI 23:55-01:45 Criminal Minds

18:00-19:00 Ghost Whisperer 19:00-20:00 Big Bang Theory 20:00-21:00 CSI 23:00-23:55 Detroit 1-8-7