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Coming out of their shells by Jim Morekis | jim@connectsavannah.com
In environmental circles, there’s a certain unspoken reluctance to talk too openly about how important our coast is as a sea turtle nesting area.
While everyone is justly proud of the role of Georgia’s barrier islands as spawning grounds for these wonderful creatures, there’s a sense that spreading the good news too far and wide might spell trouble for the reptiles, considering how extraordinarily fragile their nesting process is — and how extraordinarily destructive humans can often (usually?) be. We discussed the sensitivity of the topic when planning this week’s issue featuring Bill DeYoung’s special report on the secret life
of the loggerhead. While sharing a desire to keep the lives of these magnificent creatures as stress-free as possible, in the end we decided that the situation was better served by more education and information, not less. While Bill’s feature this week might seem out
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Spill baby spill? It’s time to take on big oil by andrew willner
The BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill that killed 11 and threatens to annihilate the coastal economy of the southeastern U.S. is a good reason to question authority. It has caused me to abandon my faith in our government’s ability to regulate big oil and lead us to an alternative energy future. I’ve been disheartened by the web of legislative loopholes and industry deregulation which has opened the door to potentially criminal negligence by the oil industry. As oil continues to hemorrhage into the Gulf, it is now up to individuals, grassroots organizations and communities to demand that the U.S. government criminally prosecute those responsible for this disaster and amend the policies that have resulted in unregulated, out of control coastal drilling. It’s also time to make this a major pocketbook issue, a moment when all of us should divest ourselves of oil stocks. Let’s be clear, BP and other companies drilling in the Gulf (and determined to drill on all of our
coasts), are not drilling because it will add a few months of fuel to our current supply, but for the bloated profits those companies will earn – a significant amount of which end up in the election coffers of both parties. Yes, it’s been a great time for the oil companies. BP alone made almost $6 billion in profits in the first quarter of this year. And to protect those profits, BP spent $16 million in 2009 to influence Capitol Hill lawmakers on both sides of the aisle, says Newsweek. But now the Gulf disaster has ripped the filthy bandage off the festering wound of our oil-based economy, exposing it for what it truly is – bullying by a corrupt industry. This spill was easily preventable had government done its job, and had BP been a responsible company and put reasonable safeguards in place, such as a $500,000 emergency remote-control shutoff switch that two other oil producing nations, Norway and Brazil, require, says The Wall Street Journal.
of character for those who know him better as our Arts & Entertainment Editor, anyone who knows Bill well also knows his fondness for turtles and his devotion to learning more about them. A couple of corrections from my story last week on Preservation Week: Apparently the tuition of the American College of Building is closer to $19,000 a year, not $23,000. And “BDU” of course refers to a type of military uniform — the proper acronym in this case is obviously “BTU” for British Thermal Unit.
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Instead, BP cut corners to save a buck, and is now doing senseless violence to the environment, our economy, and life on the battered Gulf coast. It is now up to ordinary people to do what government has failed to do – to stand up to the bullies at BP and other fossil fuel companies and demand they be deprived of their privileged place at the bargaining table, and be stripped of the billions in subsidies and tax relief that keeps the playing field tilted precipitously against alternative energy. Instead of subsidizing oil production, we should tax every barrel to recoup the costs of stationing U.S. troops on foreign soil to protect private oil derricks, pipelines and tankers. It is also time for people to work locally to transition our towns, cities, counties and states away from an oil-based economy to a “restorative economy,” an economy dedicated to core values of human and environmental health and safety, cultural and biological diversity, and care for commonly held natural resources. A restorative economy embraces alternative locally based energy, is less extractive and less violent. One need only look at the utter lack of danger presented by a wind farm or solar array, compared to the horrific events in the Gulf, to see the difference. As importantly, we must place blame for this disaster squarely on
the shoulders of big oil. It is not enough to parade the BP board of directors through a congressional hearing. As an environmental activist who has gathered the corpses of oiled birds, and seen firsthand ecosystems wrecked by oil company negligence, I wonder if it’s high time we paraded those executives in a “perp walk” before the blinding lights of TV news cameras. We must put our elected and appointed officials on notice that this is the beginning of the end for fossil fuels. It is time we rejected the morally bankrupt arguments of an industry that is destroying not only our environmental and economic future, but the democratic process. Vote with your wallet and purse. Sell mutual funds that include fossil fuel securities. Tell charitable foundations, your churches, and higher education institutions to divest portfolios of oil stocks. Invest in alternative energy companies instead. This amounts to an investment in yourself, your community, the environment, and your children’s future. cs Andrew Willner was Executive Director and Baykeeper at NY/NJ Baykeeper for nineteen years, retiring in 2008. Copyright Blue Ridge Press.
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Story Time at the Roundhouse
Citizens Advocacy Annual Covered Dish Supper
Wednesday What: Fun crafts and sto-
ries for kids with a theme related to the season. When: Wed. May 12, 10 a.m. Where: Roundhouse Railroad Museum, 601 W. Harris St. Cost: $4/child with regular adult admission Info: http://www.chsgeorgia.org/
dinner show Info: 912-232-8511.
Theater: Impossible Marriage
Thursday
What: SCAD’s Performing
Arts Dept presents this comedy about an eccentric Savannah family trying to prepare for the wedding of an unlikely couple. When: Thu. May 13, 8 p.m., Fri. May 14, 8 p.m., Sat. May 15, 8 p.m., Sun. May 16, 3 p.m. Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. Cost: $15/general, $10/discounted, $5/w SCAD ID Info: 912-525-5050.
What: Bring a
selling author, hosts a lecture and a signing for his new book “Council of Dads.” When: Wed. May 12, 7 p.m. Where: Trinity United Methodist Church, Telfair Square Cost: Free
covered dish, bottle of wine, or $5 donation. Enjoy live music from Soap and hear inspiring stories from people who’ve been involved in the advocacy program. When: Thu. May 13, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Where: Savannah Station, 601 Cohen St. Info: http:// www.savannahcitizenadvocacy.org/
Film: The Stranger in Japan (Italy, 1968)
Theater: Enchanted April
Silent Stranger”, this is an early attempt to merge Samurais with Spaghetti Westerns. A cocky outlaw travels from the wild west to Japan in order to claim a large bounty reward. When: Wed. May 12, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5 Info: http://www.sentientbean.com/
Face Ensemble joins with the Epworth Players to present this awardwinning theatrical adaptation of a story about bored housewives rediscovering themselves during a vacation together. Friday night shows include dinner. When: Thu. May 13, 8 p.m., Fri. May 14, 8 p.m., Sat. May 15, 8 SCAD’s p.m. annual Where: fashion New show is Covenant Saturday Church , , 2201 Bull St.
Reading: Bruce Feiler What: Feiler, a NYT best-
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What: The Collective
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ing event for the American Cancer Society where teams try to keep someone on the track continually until morning. A Luminaria ceremony honoring cancer victims and survivors precedes the event at sunset. For more info, call (912)355.5196 When: Fri. May 14, 7 p.m., Fri. May 14, 7 p.m. Where: AASU Info: http://www.RelayForLife.org/ChathamCounty
Theater: Luv
What: The Savannah Com-
munity Theatre presents this quirky comedy about a wife who won’t grant her husband the divorce he desires. When: Fri. May 14, 7:30 p.m., Sat. May 15, 7:30 p.m., Sun. May 16, 2 p.m.
Where: Plantation Clubhouse at the Landings Cost: $17-27 Info: 912-247-4644.
Film: Hannah Free
What: Award winning film that questions same sex partner rights, the definition of family, aging and courage. Preceded by a hilarious short film “Tools4Fools.” Presented by SGLFS. When: Fri. May 14, 8 p.m. Where: Jepson Center, 207 W. York St. Cost: $10/adv, $12/door Info: http://www.sglfs.com/
Theater: The Piano Lesson
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What: The Cultural Arts
Dept. presents The 1990 Pulitzer Prize winning play by August Wilson, set in the 1930s, which follows an African American family’s conflict over an heirloom piano. When: Fri. May 14, 8 p.m., Sat. May 15, 8 p.m., Sun. May 16, 3 p.m. Where: S.P.A.C.E. Black Box Theater, 9 W. Henry St. Cost: $10/general, $7/discount Info: http://www.savannahga.gov/arts
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AWWIN Top Ten Working Women of the Year Awards Gala & Silent Auction What: Annual event honors
outstanding working women of Savannah. When: Fri., May 14, gala and silent auction begin at 7 p.m. Where: Mighty Eighth Air Force Museum, Pooler Cost: $100
Armed Forces Day
Moon River Chorus performs a patriotic concert in the museum Rotunda. May 15, 11 a.m. Where: Mighty Eighth Airforce Museum, 175 Bourne Ave. Cost: Free When: Sat.
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Saturday
Wild Island Exploration
What: Take a trip to Wassaw Island National Refuge and learn about the unique habitat from a naturalist guide. Reservations required. When: Sat. May 15, 8 a.m.-12 p.m. Where: Wilderness Southeast Cost: $50/person Info: 912-236-8115. http://www.wildernesssoutheast.org/
Sketchcrawl What: Spend a
day drawing at various locations around downtown. Participants have a chance to have their work hang in the Jepson’s Trustee’s Gallery. Ends at Blowin’ Smoke at 4pm. When: Sat. May 15, 10 a.m. Where: Starts at the Jepson Center, 207 W. York St. Cost: Free and open to the public
SCAD Fashion Show
What: Featuring the best of the fashion department’s graduating class. Legendary designer Diane von Furstenburg will be on hand to receive the Talley Lifetime Achievement Award. When: Sat. May 15, 8 p.m. Where: Trustees Theater, 216 E. Broughton St. Cost: Info: 912-525-5050.
Forsyth Farmers’ Market What: The Savannah
Local Food Collaborative hosts this weekly market featuring regionally grown, fresh food and food products. When: Sat. May 15, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Where: South end of Forsyth Park, Corner of Park and Bull Cost: Free
Polk’s Saturday Market What: Featuring a
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The Goliards: Cleaning Out the Attic What: A retrospective of
Medieval and traditional works from the group’s last four years of performances. When: Sun. May 16, 3 p.m. Where: St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 34th St and Abercorn St Cost: $10 Info: 912-495-9081. http://www.savannahgoliards.org/
Dixieland Jazz: Hotlanta
What: Hotlanta is an
internationally known group specializing in authentic Dixieland. Let the good times roll. When: Sun. May 16, 5 p.m. Where: Westin, Hutchinson Island Cost: Free for members, $10/non-members Info: 912-920-1317. http://www.coastal-jazz. org/
Premiere: Rock of the Marne What: Local produc-
tion company Cosmos Mariner debuts the first episode of a new series documenting area soldiers during a deployment to Iraq. When: Sun. May 16, 6 p.m.-7 p.m. Where: Tantra Lounge, 8 E. Broughton St. , Cost: $3 suggested donation to Army Relief Fund Info: http://www.cosmosavannah.com/
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3rd Annual Sculpture in Savannah
Highlights the efforts of area sculptors. Proceeds from sales benefit Green-Meldrim House restoration. When: May 17 5–8 p.m. Where: Green–Meldrim House, 14 W. Macon St. Cost: Free
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International Museum Day
What: Telfair Museums
will offer a $5 discount on its Telfair Pass, which is good for a visit to each of the three museums the Telfair Academy, the Jepson and the OwensThomas House. When: Tue. May 18 Where: Telfair Museums Cost: $10
Jack Kingston’s Town Hall Meeting
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Kingston hosts an event to hear public input on the direction of America and plans for the future. When: May 18, 11 a.m. Where: Armstrong Center, 13040 Abercorn St. , Cost: Free and open to the public Info: kingston.house.gov/
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Wednesday Film: Labyrinth der Leidenschaft (Germany, 1959)
What: This criminally un-
known film won awards for cinematography, and tells the tale of troubled writer whose alcoholism lands her in a remote sanitarium run by a controversial doctor. When: May 19, 8 p.m. Where: The Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. Cost: $5 Info: sentientbean.com
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The secret life of turtles It’s loggerhead nesting season on Georgia’s beaches by Bill DeYoung | bill@connectsavannah.com
Back to the source: The tiny hatchlings emerge after about 60 days and scurry down to the sea
Gravity is an entirely new concept for her. She weighs as much as 400 pounds, and she’s spent her adult life in the open ocean. Until now, there’s never been a reason to come ashore. It’s nesting season. To watch a sea turtle on the beach, in the dead of night, is like pulling back the veil on some secret ritual. You’re acutely aware that it’s something you’re not really supposed to see. The great reptile, so agile in the water, is hulking and heavy on land, and when she sees you, the only reason she doesn’t flee immediately back to the shadow and safety of the ocean is because she can’t do anything quickly now. This reproductive rite takes place over and over again on Georgia beaches, nightly, from May to August. Sea turtles have been making these nocturnal landings since long before humans claimed everything for their own. Before waterfront property, lighthouses, shrimpboats and seawalls. Before the barrier islands had even gelled off the coastline. The most commonly–found species
of sea turtle in the southeastern United States is the loggerhead — so named because it has an enormous head, particularly in comparison to the green turtle, which also nests every summer from Texas to the Carolinas. Several times during the nesting months, mating takes place five miles or so off the coast. Studies indicate that the females actually lay their eggs on the very stretch of sand where they themselves were hatched, as much as 50 or more years before. Somehow she knows to crawl past the high–tide line, usually at the base of a sand dune (provided there is one). She creates a “body pit” by flailing those front flippers back and forth, as if she were making a turtle–shaped snow angel. Slowly, methodically, she uses her flat rear flippers to excavate an hourglass– shapes hole in the sand. (Again, this is all through instinct. The turtle’s body is not even remotely flexible; she digs the nest without ever seeing it, or her eggs.). Over the course of half an hour or so, about 100 leathery white eggs, the size of ping–pong balls, will be deposited into the hole (they’re quite wet, and goopy, and are in no danger of breaking at this stage). Once she discerns there are no more eggs inside of her, the turtle — again, blindly using those rear flippers — scoops sand back into the hole. Then the big swin–fins in the front go into action. She flings sand back and forth over the area, disguising the nest, and caps the effort with a few heave–ho
Before beginning the actual nesting, the turtle creates a shallow body pit
body twists to further camouflage the area. Laboriously, she turns around and begins the long crawl — a bit faster this time — back to the ocean. It’s about an hour after she first made landfall. The only evidence that the turtle was here are the telltale tractor–trailer tracks left as she dragged herself from, and back to, the water. Somewhere between 50 and 60 days later, the 3–inch baby turtles emerge from the nest, wiggle their way down to the sea, and begin their own perilous journey. Perhaps one in 100 will survive the harsh realities of life at sea to reach adulthood.
Tybee’s turtles Of all Georgia’s barrier islands, Tybee records the fewest number of loggerhead nests. There were only three in 2009; the record was 2007, with 11 nests. (Compare this to the beaches of Brevard County, Florida, where several dozen turtles come ashore every single night, all summer long.) “In all of Georgia, a big year would be 1,500 turtles for the whole coast,” says Terry Norton, the founder and chief veterinarian at the Georgia Sea Turtle Center on Jekyll Island. continues on p. 10
By instinct: An adult female loggerhead makes her way up the beach
Covered in sand and barely visible, she lays her eggs
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She breaks surf silently, like a piece of driftwood lodged in the wet sand. Guided only by instinct, and by the position of the moon and stars, the turtle drags herself forward using her muscular front flippers.
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Jekyll accounts for 10 percent of that number; mostly–wild Cumberland Island has the state’s busiest turtle beach. “With Tybee, part of the issue is due to development and changes to the beaches, and the number of people on the beaches,” says Norton. “I’m sure that way back when, the numbers were much higher.” Beach “renourishment” (dredging) and the density of humans and their well–lit dwellings has apparently made Tybee undesirable for the reptiles. According to the Georgia Department of Natural Resources, sea turtle data has only been collected on the five miles of Tybee beachfront for 20 years. Mark Dodd, the DNR wildlife biologist who coordinates Georgia’s sea turtle research and rescue programs, applauds Tybee’s recent efforts to raise public awareness of the presence of turtles on the beach. “One of the reasons we focus on these animals,” Dodd says, “is that they’re an excellent indicator species, of the health of our ocean and beach ecosystems. So all the things we do to help recover loggerheads, they don’t just recover log-
gerheads, they help beach–nesting birds and a lot of marine organisms that rely on the same ecosystems. “As an indicator species, loggerheads are telling us that as humans, we’re having a very profound impact on our ocean ecosystem,” he says. “All their efforts on Tybee to control lights, to maintain the nesting habitat, everything they do to make that beach suitable for turtles, ultimately makes it better for humans. I think it’s a noble and worthwhile goal.”
Keep your distance So what should you do if you encounter a sea turtle on the beach? Leave it alone. The loggerhead is listened as a Threatened Species, under the national Endangered Species Act of 1973, and if you’re “molesting” a turtle (meaning you’ve harmed, interfered with or touched it in any way) you’re committing a crime. Nevertheless, it is possible to observe the turtle’s ancient ritual, if you’re careful.
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If you’re patient. If you can see in the dark. Don’t use flashlights. Sea turtles are extremely sensitive to bright light; the most populous nesting beaches are those that keep the lights from human dwellings to a bare minimum. As she rests at surf ’s edge, deciding if it’s safe to come ashore, the female is at her most wary. Any bright light, flicking on suddenly, will spook her, and she’ll turn around and swim away. A cigarette lighter will do it. If she’s already making the long haul up the sand, any light, sound or obvious movement will seem like a threat, and she might still turn tail, even after 50 yards of laborious crawling. This is called a “false crawl,” and you (the observer) will feel pretty bad if you’ve caused it. Stay away from the nest. If you come upon the telltale tracks, follow them (with your eyes) toward the dunes, and you might catch sight of the turtle in her “body pit,” laying her eggs. She’ll be there for a while. Some scientists say she
goes into a sort of trance while the eggs are dropping, and that it’s safe to approach and watch from a few feet away. It’s better to keep at a good distance, though; she might still abandon the whole thing if she senses your presence. After she’s finished laying, you’ll see the sand flailing as she attempts to camouflage the nest site. Once she’s turned herself around and begins crawling back towards the water, that’s when it’s safe to approach her and get a close–up look. Just make sure she’s well away from the nest and heading oceanward before you do. The hatchlings. You’ll never see them. They leave the nest and hit the beach so quickly, it’s a rarely observed natural phenomenon. If you do happen upon them, again, don’t interfere in any way. CS For more information about loggerhead nesting in coastal Georgia see www. carettaresearchproject.org, and www. tybeemarinescience.org.
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Could changing rules for smokers increase drunk driving?
Among the topics of discussion during the Healthy Savannah Initiative’s first community health forum, hosted at the Civic Center two weeks ago, was the desire to strengthen the restrictions on smoking put in place by the Georgia Smoke Free Air Act of 2005, which banned smoking in most restaurants and workplaces across the state. The state law left open several loop holes, including exceptions for bars, as well as some restaurants with designated smoking areas. “We’d like to close that loophole because of the dangers of second hand smoke, particularly to the employees,” says Cristina Gibson, the Director of Health Promotion and Disease Prevention with the Coastal Health District (CHD). “There is no risk free level of exposure to second hand smoke.” In the battle against lung cancer, heart disease and emphysema, among others, the Healthy Savannah Initiative (HSI), with help from the CHD and the foundation Americans for Non–Smokers’ Rights, would like to join the hundreds of communities across the country that have nixed smoking from bars and restaurants. “Our goal is to get to city council this
month with a model ordinance,” says Paula Kreissler, owner of the Wound Care Clinic and incoming chairperson of the HSI. “That’s the whole push here. Second hand smoke is what’s driving all this.” Supporters of stronger restrictions argue that health risks associated with second hand smoke impinge upon the rights of nonsmokers, particularly those exposed because of their jobs. “It’s not a choice that they have; it’s a condition of employment,” says Kreissler. Although the health advantages of eliminating smoking from more establishments across the city is clear, the full impact of a smoking ban in Savannah is complex and touches upon issues of economics, public safety and quality of life. Arguments for and against quickly become mired in the opposing forces
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of anti–tobacco groups versus the corporations of Big Tobacco. “When you’ve got people who are very passionate and involved in an issue they’re very suspicious of work, whether it has positive or negative impacts to it,” says Chad Cotti, a professor from the University of Wisconsin at Osh Kosh. “They assume you’re making a political statement rather than a scientific one.” In 2007, Cotti and his colleague Scott Adams, both members of the Economics Department, undertook two significant studies into the effects of smoking bans on communities across the country. Their findings were surprising: Banning cigarettes can affect bars economically and increase the incidence of drunk driving. Money, money, money One of the longest running debates surrounding the effects of smoking bans are economic in nature. It’s no secret that bar patrons are often also smokers, and much attention has been given to the question of whether, once drinkers aren’t allowed to smoke, whether they would begin to patronize establish-
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ments where they could still smoke and drink. “There has been discussion that businesses will lose revenue,” says Gibson. “There have been several studies that have said that the smoke free policies actually don’t have an adverse impact on the hospitality industry.” The numbers, however, may be deceptive, because they are taken in total across several different businesses. While restaurants may see an increase in business, welcoming non–smokers who previously had shied away from smoky eating establishments, bars might be affected differently. According to Michael J. MacFadden, author of Dissecting Anti–Smokers, the impact for bars in Minnesota’s Twin Cities was actually an 11 percent decrease in bar employment over the three years following passage of the ban. “Changes in employment are a good gauge of the economic impact on bars and restaurants as staffing decisions reflect patronage,” says the first report continues on p. 32
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Blotter All cases from recent Savannah/Chatham Police Dept. incident reports
Crime waits for no one
Police were called because someone was knocking on a woman’s door and when she asked him to leave he refused. An officer arrived and spoke to the man, who said he wasn’t the man the police were looking for. He told them that the suspect had left already.
Police then spoke with the woman who called the police and who informed them that the man they spoke with was indeed the suspect. She told them that the man did not live at her residence, but that his wife was staying there because he had beaten her up. The suspect was very intoxicated and continued to try and lie. He told police that he had walked to the residence. The woman told police that he had driven the red SUV parked in front of her house. The wasted guy said that he didn’t know who
the car belonged to, and was then arrested for public intoxication. A key to the SUV was found in his pocket. The vehicle was towed and the man was taken to jail. • An officer spotted a vehicle going 52 mph in a 35 mph zone on Johnny Mercer Boulevard. He pulled over the car and asked the driver for license and registration. The driver complied. The officer noticed unopened beer in the back of the car as well as a slight odor of alcohol coming from the vehicle. The officer asked the driver if he had been drinking. He said no, but that he had been at the beach earlier and someone had spilled some beer in his car. The officer asked him to step out of the vehicle and noted that he was unsteady on his feet. The driver consented to performing field sobriety tests. He failed the horizontal gaze nystagmus, but did ok with the stand on one leg test. However, the driver, who was only 19, tested positive for alcohol (.045) during a preliminary breath test and was taken to the precinct. The officer read the driver the Implied Consent for Drivers Under 21. The driver didn’t know how to respond. He was released to his father.
• A woman called police because she and her estranged husband had gotten into an altercation. She told officers that her husband had been waiting on her in the parking lot outside of a club, and when she exited the building he began to yell at her. The situation escalated when he punched her in the head. The woman’s husband was not on the scene. The woman had swelling around her nose and on the side of her head. She was transported to the hospital by EMS. • A woman stopped at a precinct to report that she had been receiving harassing phone calls from a former boyfriend. She stated that he had called and told her to tell another woman to return his personal property, and that if she does not he will have the complainant charged with receiving stolen property. The suspect then called again two days later, and that he had called ten times that day repeating the same message. The woman said that she and her fianc are both on probation and that she
is afraid any accusations made might get them in trouble. She said her ex was recently released from prison. She was advised of warrant procedures. • Police stopped a vehicle because a brake light was out, and it didn’t have a license plate. The driver said he had just bought the car, and that was why it didn’t have a license plate. The man told the officer he had just gotten out of prison for burglary and didn’t have a driver’s license. He said he needed to get home because he’d left his six–year old step son there alone. The child’s mother was contacted. The driver consented to be searched. He was arrested for driving without a license. After arriving at CCDC, officers discovered a bag of marijuana as the arrestee was booked. It had been tucked into a fold in his jacket pocket. cs Give anonymous crime tips to Crimestoppers at 234-2020
• Our Expanding “Rights”: (1) In April, a high official of the European Union called for member-nations to subsidize “vacations” for seniors, the disabled and those too poor to afford one. Said Commissioner (for enterprise and industry) Antonio Tajani, “Traveling for tourism today is a right.” (2) In April, the town of Olathe, Kan., became the second city in two years to settle lawsuits filed by citizens who were arrested for flashing their middle fingers at police officers, thus appearing to acknowledge that flipping the bird contemptuously at a cop is expressive conduct protected by the First Amendment. (Philadelphia paid out $50,000; Olathe, one-sixteenth the size, paid out $5,000.)
Can’t Possibly Be True
• The Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., famously pickets targets around the country with explicit antihomosexuality signs and recently chose as venues the funerals of deceased U.S. soldiers and Marines (calling such deaths God’s punishment for America’s acceptance of gays and lesbians). One grieving Marine family in York, Pa., filed a lawsuit accusing Westboro of “intentional infliction of emotional distress” by picketing their son’s 2006 funeral, but a U.S. Court of Appeals ruled in March that such protests are protected by the First Amendment. Piling on, the Court added that the grieving family must also pay Westboro $16,510 to cover its costs in having to defend the lawsuit. • Michelle Taylor, 34, was sentenced in Elko, Nev., in April to life in prison, solely for the crime of forcing a 13year-old boy to touch her breasts, twice. The sentence was mandatory under a certain state law, but, said her lawyer, “She is getting a greater penalty ... than if she killed (the boy).” (She could be eligible for parole after 10 years.)
Inexplicable
• Baltimore County (Md.) Judge Darrell Russell Jr., presiding over a March domestic violence case in which the woman obviously had changed her mind about blaming the boyfriend, performed the couple’s marriage ceremony in his chambers after temporarily halting the boyfriend’s trial. Earlier, Judge Russell had informed the woman that she could not refuse to testify
based on “marital privilege” because she and the boyfriend were not married. Consequently, as the trial started, she asked the judge to marry them. After the ceremony, she was then granted the “marital privilege,” and the judge dismissed the charge for lack of evidence. (Russell has now been reassigned to less important cases.) • When Joseph Velardo, 28, was arrested in Port St. Lucie, Fla., in April after shoplifting items from a Staples store, he for some reason expressed relief that the charges would prevent him from being accepted by law schools. He explained that, since the value of the goods was over the $300 line that separates a mere misdemeanor from a 3rd-degree felony, law schools, thankfully, could no longer accept him. While officers were busy being puzzled about all that, the Staples manager told the police that the actual value of Velardo’s take was $276.88. • Justin Massler, 27, charged with criminal stalking of 28-year-old businesswoman-heiress Ivanka Trump, was released on bail in New York City in April but explained to a New York Daily News reporter that he intended to alter his approach. Instead of imposing himself on Trump, he said he would “become like a big-time millionaire, real estate mogul, so that she’s the one who contacts me.”
Unclear on the Concept
• At press time, the British Columbia Human Rights Tribunal is considering declaring veteran comedian Guy Earle guilty of discrimination against two uncloseted lesbians who were heckling him in a night club. According to Earle, the women were loud, rude to the waitress and contemptuous of Earle, and thus opened the door to combattype comedy of insult-exchange, except that some of his insults referred to the women’s sexual orientation and frisky behavior at the table. Earle said his job requires him to be “offensive” and that the traditional verbal Best of jousts between comedians and Savannah hecklers are not the same as ilResults legal “hate speech.” Next Week! • More Fuzzy Thinking: (1) Schools’ conventional “zero tolerance” policies prohibiting guns or weapons on campus not only apply (as they have recently) to drawings of guns and to a 2inch-long toy charm in the shape of a gun, but, at an Ionia, Mich., school, to making the familiar, thumb-up hand representation
of a gun, for which Mason Jammer, 6, was suspended in March. (2) Carly Houston, 29, was arrested in Naperville, Ill., in March after a rowdy early-morning dispute with a taxi driver, and, given her customary “one phone call” to ask a friend to post bond for her, she chose instead to call 9-1-1 and report that she was “trapped inside a detention facility” (thus causing police to add “abuse of 9-1-1” to the charges). • Erlyndon Joseph Lo, 27 and a graduate of Southern Methodist University law school, was arrested in April after threats against a Dallas women’s clinic that performs abortions. Police were tipped the day before when Lo appeared at the federal courthouse in Plano, Texas, and sought a formal judicial ruling that would protect him from harm, even if he were to use deadly force “to defend the innocent life of another human being.”
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• (1) In April, outdoing the recent partisan spats in the U.S. Congress, several dozen members of the Ukrainian parliament squared off over a cooperation-with-Russia bill that eventually involved headlocks, punching, a smoke bomb, glue (in the voting machines) and cartons of eggs tossed at the speaker’s platform. Russian president Dmitry Medvedev called it the chamber’s “traditional elegance.” (2) Sweden’s Metro newspaper reported in March that a 21-year-old inmate at Kirseberg prison in Malmo faces discipline for continuing his protests against jail conditions by aiming his gas-passing directly at guards.
Recurring Themes
• Federal agents in April uncovered an elaborate bestiality ring (involving horses) in Washington state. Facility operator Douglas Spink is suspected of using the site to make pornographic videos for perverts, and a visitor from England was arrested as a suspected paying customer. This farm is near Bellingham, Wash., and the operation is completely separate from the 2005 raid on a similar facility near Enumclaw, Wash. (about 110 miles away), in which one man died of a perforated colon following penetrative sex by a horse. The state had no specific anti-bestiality law in 2005, but one was enacted after the Enumclaw episode. cs
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I recently read in your online archive about the origin of “hoist with his own petard,” in which you say that a petard was a small explosive whose name came from the French word for fart. That made me think: what kind of PSI are we talking about to lift oneself off the ground with flatulence? Assuming you had the precision of Le Petomane and could make a seal in a seated position, what would it take to get, say, a 180-pound man airborne? Could an equation be formulated to determine the amount of baked beans needed to reach liftoff? —Kfraser34 You realize, K., that this question is idiotic. However, that’s never stopped us before. So I assigned the job to my assistant Una, a professional engineer, who quickly obtained the relevant thrust equations from NASA and got to work computing the necessary forces. While Una and I found the results enlightening, for you—assuming you’re the 180-pound man here—it wasn’t such a good day. Rocket science works impressively when embodied in the space shuttle, but I’m here to tell you that on a personal scale it makes a real mess. The digestive system isn’t optimally configured for propulsion. Our first problem is the shape of your sphincter. All you’ve got to work with is a pretty slender ring of muscle; no matter how good your control, it’s not going to be able to direct and contain the flow of gas like a rocket nozzle. The more immediate challenge is handling the necessary pressure buildup. Una devised an ingenious spreadsheet that factored in sphincter diameter, molar mass of gas, and other matters that nobody but your doctor needs to know about. We learned that getting you aloft—and I don’t mean putting you in orbit, I mean just budging you off the launch pad—would require
800 newtons. Your basic fart generates 0.2 newtons. Hoisting’s going to take a lot more petard than that. It was time, you should pardon the expression, to turn up the gas. Assuming a robust 23 cubic inches of flatus per emission, we computed the necessary exit pressure at 3,680 pounds per square inch. Problem is, your gut will rupture somewhere north of four pounds per square inch. Alternatively, if we took four PSI as our limit and instead ramped up the propellant volume, we discovered we needed about 17,600 cubic feet of gas. The observed volume of the human intestine is on the order of 300 cubic inches. “I don’t think he’s got it in him,” Una concluded sadly. She wasn’t about to give up, though. She resumed tapping away at her keyboard. I looked over her shoulder and saw a document entitled “Combustion of Fart Table.” “Una,” I gasped. “You’re not suggesting . . . ?” “It’s our only hope,” she replied. I’ll spare you the details—you probably remember the basics from college anyway. Una ran various scenarios. At one point we had the internal pressure up to 250 atmospheres, the combustion temperature at 3,600 degrees Kelvin, and exhaust gas exit velocity at 12,000 feet per second. It wasn’t pretty, K. In the meantime, you asked about beans. The most potent kind we know about are mature lima beans, which produce about 34 cubic inches of gas per pound ingested. So if your lower GI tract were somehow able to accommodate the volume, at 4 PSI you’d need 453 tons of lima beans to generate the requisite 17,600 cubic feet of flatus. Here’s plan B. Since flatus is lighter than air, you could save up enough to inflate a hot-air-type balloon. Assuming 180 pounds for you plus 20 pounds of apparatus, to get off the ground you’ll need to fill a balloon 30 feet in diameter—a slow but sustainable approach to transportation. Resources don’t get much more renewable, and you’ll be sequestering greenhouse gases, too. cs By cecil adams Comments, questions? Take it up with Cecil at straightdope.com or write him at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago 60611. Cecil’s most recent compendium of knowledge,Triumph of the Straight Dope, is available at bookstores everywhere.
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HOTLANTA
Don Erdman plays clarinet and saxophone in this Dixieland quintet from – you guessed it – Atlanta. The group also includes cornet, trombone, banjo/vocals and tuba, and sometimes there’s a drummer. The tunes are from the Bourbon Street songbook – Fats Waller, Louis Armstrong, Jelly Roll Morton and the gang – and they’ve been known to toot out that old standby, “Hard–Hearted Hannah (the Vamp of Savannah).” Hotlanta is in Hilton Head for weekend–evening shows; Sunday’s gig in Savannah is part of our Coastal Jazz Association’s “Jazz Across the River” concert series. Listen & learn: www.hotlantajazz. com. At 8 p.m. Friday and Saturday, May 14 and 15 at the Jazz Corner, Hilton Head. See www.thejazzcorner.com. At 5 p.m. Sunday, May 16 at the Westin Harbor Resort, Hutchinson Island (Savannah). $10; free for Coastal Jazz Association members.
ALYSE BLACK
Seattle singer/songwriter and pianist who won the 2007 Billboard Song Contest (jazz) for her tune “Stood For Stand For.” She’s quirky in a pop/light jazz sort of way, and her voice is reminiscent of Regina Spektor (all right!) and a slightly less–pouty Fiona Apple. Best of all, she writes catchy, upbeat songs that don’t tax the brain or overdo the quirk factor. She’ll perform this gig with bassist Juke Wyatt and drummer Cody Rahn. Listen & learn: www.alyseblack. com. 8 p.m. Tuesday, May 18 at the Sentient Bean, 13 E. Park Ave. With Ashley Brooke Toussant.
DICK DELICIOUS & THE TASTY TESTiCLES
This Atlanta metal trio was praised six years ago by Howard Stern, who honored the band with the first “Howard Stern Award For Excellence in Music.” Knowing Stern, that might also have been for the name alone. Anyway ... the song lyrics are lewd, the music
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Papadosio
Following a hot, successful January gig at the Wormhole, this Ohio– based “livetronica” jam band returns this week to boil ‘n’ brew at the Live Wire. “Sound–wise,” says synth and piano player and lead singer Billy Brouse, “we’re a mix between electronica, rock ‘n’ roll and improvisation. We’re all influenced by Radiohead and Sound Tribe Sector 9, bands that mix electronics with organic instruments like guitar, bass and drums. There aren’t too many of those bands, but it’s starting to get more popular.” Seamlessly welding funk, jazz, dub and spacey electronica, Papadosio’s Brouse, Tony Thogmartin (guitar, samples, synthesizer, vocals), Michael Healy (drums) and Rob McConnell (bass, vocals) met on the University of Ohio campus in Athens (the OTHER Athens). On its website, the positive–energy band raved about the January tour that last brought them to hard and fast. Y’know. And that’s not all: Dick and the guys are actually opening this show for the punk/metal aggregate the Spo–Its, from Bluffton, once featured on
Savannah: “There’s nothing like going south for the winter,” they wrote, “especially in a tour van with the most charismatic individuals the world could conjure.” Next stop for Papadosio is the All Good Fest in West Virginia, July 8–11, where they’ll share the stage with Further (featuring the fabulously Un–Dead Phil Lesh and Bob Weir), Umphrey’s McGee, Widespread Panic, Dark Star Orchestra, Savannah’s own Perpetual Groove and others of similar talents. The band’s latest album is Observations. Listen & learn: www.papadosio.com. CS At 10 p.m. Saturday, May 15 at Live Wire Music Hall, 307 W. River St. With Wilmington’s Sci–Fi. $8.
a Jerry Springer Show about “rock music that is scary, violent, scary and even perverse” (big Jer’s words, not mine). Listen & learn: www.dickdelicious.com, www.
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On a 100–acre farm in Norristown, just about an hour’s drive from Savannah, the tribes will gather this weekend. It’s the 2010 Hoopee Jam, a three–day music festival, featuring a pretty cool lineup of some of the best jam–band performers in the Southeast. Among the veterans are Jimmy Hall and Donna Hall (Wet Willie), Randall Bramblett (Sea Level) and Tommy Talton (Cowboy, the Gregg Allman Band); the relative “new kids” include Caroline Aiken, Savannah’s Bobby Lee Rodgers, Phantom Wingo and the phenomenal Florida–based gospel/R&B band the Lee Boys (you gotta hear “sacred steel” music to believe it). It’s an all–day, all–night hippie
camp–a–thon, and things get rolling with a big ol’ acoustic jam on the 13th. Next day brings the start of the scheduled performances. The biggest name on the bill isn’t bringing a band at all – he’s Kofi Burbridge, who plays (mean) keyboards and jam–band flute. Burbridge, a full–time member of the Derek Trucks Band (and Trucks’ current project, a joint musical venture with wife Susan Tedeschi), is the Hoopee Jam’s Artist– at–Large. His job is to sit in with anyone he chooses – or pretty much anyone who asks. It’s the kind of thing this multi–talented musician is particularly good at. Burbridge and his younger brother,
Oteil, have been shining stars on Georgia’s jam scene since moving down from their native New York in the early 1990s (Oteil is the fulltime bass player for the Allman Brothers Band). According to Kofi, the idea is to show up with his flute ready, and his mind open, and to simply “see what happens.” What exactly does it mean to be an artist–at–large? Kofi Burbridge: As I’ve seen it quite a few times before, there will always be some artists that are seemingly roaming around from stage to stage. A lot of the guys know each other from working together, passing ships in the sea, so to speak. I think the promoters and the
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public notice this, and they want more of it. Will you be sitting in with the Lee Boys? Kofi Burbridge: Absolutely! That’s actually been a dream of ours, including Oteil, and we actually sat in with them at the Wannee Festival, to bring us up to date, and that was a blast. We love that kind of stuff. We love all kinds of music, we really do. Was moving to the South – and Georgia – a musical eye–opener for you? Kofi Burbridge: I could have easily focused in way more on the flute, because that was my first instrument, and I had decided to become a bandleader and stuff like that. I had a band years ago, through school, out of school, and then I just wanted more. I wanted to play chords – the flute was a mono instrument. I wanted to learn more behind the scenes. I wanted more of the experience than just the performance aspect. And so it threw me into all these other circles, and I think eventually that’s what happened. I ended up playing keyboards with these different situations. It threw me into Atlanta, it threw me into bands, it threw me into other than orchestral things. Tommy Talton’s playing the Hoopee Jam. He’s been around for years. Is that someone you’d feel comfortable just jumping onstage with? Kofi Burbridge: Possibly. You know, it’s not mandatory. If he feels like it,
yeah, if he doesn’t, cool. It’s not like I’m supposed to sit in with every band. But they’ve opened it up for more than just the regular shows to go on. They’ve opened it up for other possibilities. There are some groups that’ll say “Hey, we have a set show, and we want to do this a certain way.” Which is good! I’ll probably want to check it out and see what’s happening. That’s the kind of vibe you’re looking for. You’re looking for all different kinds of things going on. The Derek Trucks/Susan Tedeschi Band tour continues. How’s that going? Kofi Burbridge: It’s a bunch of fun. One main reason is that my brother is playing in the band now, and we’re really happy about that part. And it’s progressing into further areas that Derek and Susan have been trying to get to. CS Hoopee Jam Where: Norristown, between U.S. 16 and Swainsboro When: May 14–16 Performers: The Lee Boys, Randall Bramblett Band, Tommy Talton Band, Bobby Lee Rodgers, Jimmy Hall, Caroline Aiken w/Jeff Sipe and Charlie Wooten, Diane Durrett Band, Ralph Roddenbery, Moon Taxi, Donna Hall, Phantom Wingo, Incredible Sandwich, Tommy Crain & the Crosstown All–Stars and others Weekend pass: $75 ($65 through midnight May 12) Online: www.hoopeejam.com
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The annual Sculpture in Savannah show celebrates fine art in three dimensions by Patrick Rodgers | patrick@connectsavannah.com
Sculpture is one of the oldest forms of art in human history, but it isn’t as widely appreciated as it once was, according to one local artist.
“Sculpture is probably one of the oldest forms of art there is,” says sculptor Susie Chisholm. “Sculpture was a huge ancient art, and somehow over the years we’ve progressed into paintings.” Chisholm, who is well–known for her life–sized bronze sculptures – including the Johnny Mercer statue in Ellis Square – wants the art form to get the respect it deserves here in Savannah, which is one of the reasons why she started the annual Sculpture in Savannah show. The third annual event will take place Monday, May 17 at the Green–Meldrim House. A portion of the proceeds from the show are donated to the building’s restoration campaign. The inspiration for Sculpture in Savannah started innocently enough with a question from her husband, who asked why there were no sculpture shows in Savannah. “He said that and then left me to it. That was the last he had to do with it,” says Chisholm, smiling. “That’s when I sent out an email to a bunch of friends who were going to be in the show.” For years, Chisholm and several other sculptor friends had been participating in an annual show in Summerville, South Carolina, which takes place the weekend prior to the show here in Savannah. Since several artists were already in the area for that show, it was just a matter of convincing them to stay an extra day or two for another show here. continues on p. 21
fers to as the Susie Chisholm School of Sculpture. There are sculptors from across the country, each of whom brings work in their own style – some are more traditionally figurative, others’ works are abstract, design–based pieces, and some specialize in various species of animals. “The point is to have a little something different for everybody,” says Chisholm. The diversity and quality of work has proven effective when it comes to drawing a crowd, and the relatively young event has already developed a devout following consisting of everyone from art collectors to curious laymen who are drawn into the event by the live music, the unique fine art and the stately ambience of the Green–Meldrim House. While Chisholm is proud of the show’s success, she isn’t harboring any plans to start doing the event more than once a year. “Oh, good golly no. You don’t want to saturate it,” she says. “As long as they’re successful, we’ll do them every year.” cs 3rd Annual Sculpture in Savannah When: Monday, May 17 from 5–8 p.m. Where: The Green–Meldrim House, 14 W. Macon St. Cost: Free
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At the time, Chisholm had no idea how the event would turn out, but knew that if the work on display was good, that people who stopped by would appreciate it. “People are overwhelmed at the quality. That’s what I’ve said for years. If you bring quality in, people will realize it,” she explains. Several years later, that level of quality has become a hallmark of the event. “If you have good art, they’re gonna come,” says Chisholm. “People want to see something of quality. They’re tired of craft shows.” Now that the annual show has established itself, there are artists who fly in specifically for that night. “These are people from all over the country that are doing big things – huge national commissions,” Chisholm says. “These are some of the top artists in the country right now in sculpture.” Over the past few years, the artists who participate have become a tight knit group, and of the 12 artists who displayed work the first year of the event, 11 are returning for their third appearance. Several of the artists also return throughout the year to teach sculpting workshops hosted by Chisholm here in Savannah – classes she affectionately re-
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Clockwise from top: Work by Leslie Hutto, Nnamdi Okonkwo, and Darrell Davis. The show happens Monday evening at the Green-Meldrim House downtown. A portion of proceeds from sales of sculptures go to the building’s restoration fund.
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Southern–fried whimsy and eccentric characters are the stock–in–trade of Pulitzer Prize–winning playwright Beth Henley, whose Impossible Marriage is onstage at the Lucas Theatre this weekend.
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The SCAD production is directed by Sharon Ott, who won an Obie Award before arriving in Savannah to teach the theatrical arts in Savannah in 2007. Ott was Artistic Director at California’s Berkeley Rep for 13 years, and during her tenure there, the company was awarded the Regional Theatre Tony Award for Excellence. She and Henley became fast friends during a production of another of the Mississippi–born playwright’s works. “I’m in the lucky position of starting my career by directing Beth Henley when she was in the room,” Ott says. “I fell in love with her a lot because she’s such a lively and interesting, quirky person. She’s sort of similar to a lot of her characters. Her sense of humor is quite similar to Floral, the lead character in
Impossible Marriage.” Henley won the P–prize for Crimes of the Heart, the story of three Southern sisters dealing – in their own disparate ways – with joy and heartbreak. Her plays are also very, very funny. “I think directors love her because she’s one of those people who doesn’t write a bad character,” explains Ott. “All of her plays have a very ensemble feel – everyone who’s out there onstage is wonderful and interesting. Which is a rare gift. A lot of playwrights write great lead characters, and there are always a couple of supporting characters who are just sort of there.” Impossible Marriage – which happens to be set in Savannah – is about family matriarch Kandall Kingsley, whose daughter Pandora is about to wed a an older artist – “with vaguely Eastern European lineage” – named Edward Lunt. Pandora’s pregnant older sister, Floral, is determined to undermine the marriage. “Beth really hears the whole world in her plays,” Ott observes, “so she gets these very interesting types of people, most of whom are in some sort of crisis. At least three–quarters of the people on the stage have something major going on.
”And then she ramps up the situation to this great place where there’s always a kind of wild, comic, slightly grotesquely funny climax.” Ott believes that Beth Henley is in a unique position to make her Southern stories and offbeat characters true to life. “She grew up in a quirky, interesting family, and lots of people around her were that way,” says the director. “And I think she wrote about what she knew.” Getting the Savannah dialect just right was one of Ott’s primary tasks for her Impossible Marriage cast. “We’ve used some locals as our dialect ‘first responders,’” she laughs. “Just talking to those folks, there’s a kind of wonderful quirkiness that is more found in Southern culture, one could generalize and say, than in Yankee culture or West Coast culture. It’s a particular form of quirkiness that’s often kind of family–based.” cs Impossible Marriage Where: Lucas Theatre, 32 Abercorn St. When: At 8 p.m. May 13–15, 3 p.m. May 16 Tickets: $15 general admission; $10 seniors, military and students; $5 with a valid SCAD ID; and free with valid SCAD ID
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When Beth Henley was a little girl, in genteel Jackson, Miss., her mother would often drive past Eudora Welty’s house. “I would look up at the window and see her typing,� Henley recalls. “My mom said ‘She’s a writer, and she’s internationally known.’ To actually see a woman writer, at that time, was something kind of amazing.� In 1981, Henley received the Pulitzer Prize for Drama, for her play Crimes of the Heart, making her Jackson’s second (famous) woman writer. Henley, whose other works include The Miss Firecracker Contest, The Lucky Spot, The Debutante Ball and Am I Blue, shares Welty’s affinity for quirky Southern characters, their unique predilections and most especially their honeyed back–and–forth dialogue. It’s probably no surprise that her favorite playwright is Tennessee Williams. The 58 year–old playwright lives in Los Angeles; lately she’s been traveling back and forth to New York City, where her play Family Time has just opened off–Broadway. The Family Time director is Academy Award–winning Jonathan Demme (The Silence of the Lambs, Philadelphia, Something Wild). An odd choice, perhaps – Demme’s never before directed live theater – but then, Beth Henley has always sought out and celebrated the odd. Why is Impossible Marriage set in Savannah? Beth Henley: These people are kind of wonderfully entitled people. I wanted them to live in a place that was beautiful and cultured, but kind of had roots grown into the characters. So your family’s name was important. What you did, morally, was more important than it would be in, say, Los Angeles. I wanted somewhere where it was important to be a moral, upstanding person and make your family name look good. And there was such a thing as scandal and betrayal. And it had high consequences. It sounds like you could throw a dart and hit any number of southern cities that fit that bill. So why Savannah?
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I’d like to ask about your friendship with Sharon Ott. Beth Henley: She did a beautiful production of a play of mine called Ridiculous Fraud in California. It takes place in New Orleans, and she was just obsessive about learning about the South. I think she’s a genuinely curious and kind of perceptive person. Whatever she’s doing the play about, she wants to know the heart of it, and the language, and the roots. So I was thrilled that she was going to do this play, especially in Savannah. It’s never been done in Savannah, as far as I know. Where does Impossible Marriage fall on your list of your favorite works? Beth Henley: I like it very much. It all happens in one day – or, I guess the course of one night – and the characters all get to change and get to wear pretty outfits. continued on page 24
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Taking a Lesson from history by bill deyoung | bill@connectsavannah.com
Winner of the 1990 Pulitzer Prize for Drama, August Wilson’s The Piano Lesson opens Friday, May 14 and runs through the 23rd at S.P.A.C.E., home to the City of Savannah’s Cultural Arts Theatre. Set in Pittsburgh, The Piano Lesson is a story about family ties, painful memories and the tenuous promise of a brighter future. Boy Willie has brought up a truckload of watermelons from Mississippi. He and his sister Berniece are trying to decide the fate of the family’s heirloom piano – she wants to keep it (the instrument features the carved likenesses of their great–grandfather’s wife and son) and he insists it must be sold, so that he can purchase the farm their ancestors worked on as slaves. Berniece sees the piano as a treasure, a priceless tie to those who have gone before; for Willie Boy, it’s the key to his own freedom from economic enslavement, and his right as the descendant of those who suffered. Certain facts about the keyboard’s history are too bitter for either sibling. “When I read The Piano Lesson,” said actor Charles S. Dutton, who played Willie Boy in the original production, “I realized it encompassed the entire African–American experience. August Wilson’s legacy is as important as Martin Luther King’s legacy, as important as Malcom X’s legacy, and as important as Nat Turner.” Vicki Blackshear directs this Savannah production, with Gary Swindell Jr. as Boy Willie and Charlene Williams as Berniece. cs At 8 p.m. May 14 and 15, 21 and 22; at 3 p.m. May 16 and 23 at 9 W. Henry St. Tickets are $10 general admission, $7 for seniors and students with
Gary Swindell Jr. and Charlene Williams star in the City of Savannah production of The Piano Lesson.
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What’s it like working with Jonathan Demme?
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writer? Was it “I have to be brilliant every time now”?
Beth Henley: It’s really been, I don’t know, a dream come true to work with him. He’s so brilliant, and it’s extraordinary how he synthesizes things and thinks on his feet. His mind can just contain so much. It’s really thrilling.
Beth Henley: I don’t know that it’s an asset ... certainly, there are things that are done different, but I think the basic things – just telling the story, having a pace, having kind of the tone and the heart, and the characters, is very similar to film.
Is it a challenge or an asset to have a visually–minded film
When you won the Pulitzer, did that up the ante for you as a
Beth Henley: You just do the best you can. Because that play went so well, I had the luxury of being able to be a writer for my life. Even though I’ve had plays that have not done as well, by far, at least I’ve been able to keep writing this long. I think you just have to go on to the next one. It’s really about you and your play, and you try to make it good. CS
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The last crop of Beaujolais Nouveau was disappointing to me, even if a bottle could be found. Retailers baked off fall 2010 orders in the wake of a stale economy and poor sales the prior season. But our palates get a reprieve every spring when new Vinho Verdes begins to fill wine racks. Vinho Verde, literally “green wine,” from Portugal that brings freshness to the glass and refreshment to the palate. This export from the Minho region, in the nation’s northwest corner, can be sourced from more than 50,000 growers. Many of these are mom and pop operators who train vines to climb walls and fences in order to have space for vegetable plantings closer to the ground. Vinho Verde is traditionally non–vintage and consumed quickly, so the wine on the shelf should always be a fresh bottling. But why the name “green wine?” The grapes are harvested slightly under ripe to retain crisp acidity and make wines that go perfectly with the local seafood and the warm summers of Portugal. A trio of specifically chosen grapes make up traditional Vinho Verde: Loureiro adds aroma, Trajadura gives body and Padern lends acidity. Ask your favorite wine vendor if their Vinho Verde is shipped under refrigeration – which is key for maintaining the wine’s freshness. Vinho Verdes that have been chilled all along the route are more costly – but only about a dollar more per bottle. It’s an investment that well worth it. Average prices range from $9–$11.
Sip this well–chilled by itself or pair with salads, grilled fish, shrimp or scallops or grilled chicken. Its refreshing characteristics will also go nicely with spicy foods like barbecue – or even lighter Asian dishes. I found these Vinho Verde examples on Savannah retail shelves: Gatao Vinho Verde: The ’freshest” I found on local shelves, the wine is a vivid, sharp refreshing untested wine as a Vinho Verde should be. Soft apple, peach pit and honey essences with non herbal tones and spritzy citrus fruit. Don’t be put off by the cat on the label. Vinha Real Vinho Verde: Crisp, fresh and nicely effervescent, it’s another from the new crop. Quinta da Lixa Vinho Verde: This Portuguese beauty is refreshing and was the perfect foil for a savory antipasti plate I enjoyed at Leoci’s while tasting. 2008 Quinta da Avelada: Yeah, it’s an ’08, but still drinks very nice. Crisp, citrusy and nicely acidic, it still shows mild effervescence and all the proper Vinho Verde characteristics. 2008 Twin Vine Vinho Verde: This may be the price leader in the group, I found it for $4.99 at Habersham Beverage in Midtown. In ’08, this was a winner at nearly twice the money. For this kinda price, buy it up and serve it at your first big backyard party of the year.
Madeira madness...
Two things: Savannah Verdelho Madeira is from The Rare Wine Co. –– I spaced on the name in a previous column. And, I’m happy to report that Hugh Golson confirmed that the Savannah Madeira Society, despite many scholarly reports, is alive and well and tasting great Madeiras on a frequent basis. cs
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After ordering, I checked into Foursquare and learned that my friend Melissa is “mayor” here. That means she’s been here a lot. It also means it’s probably not going to disappoint: Melissa has no reluctance about sharing a bad experience – and she doesn’t suffer fools lightly. Adjust your expectations. This is not Japanese–style fine dining by any stretch. It’s barely a click above dining in the mall. This is counter service, fast food that’s meant to satisfy hunger, not generate 5–star accolades. I was No. 388. The menu, blessedly, is concise: a mere half dozen sushi rolls or so, another dozen, maybe, hot entrees. I went for one of each. My spicy tuna roll came sealed in a two–part plastic container, accessorized with squeeze packs of wasabi and ginger – and a neat dollop of chili sauce atop each of the eight segments. The roll was tightly built, with nice, sticky sushi rice, a fresh, generous portion of tuna peeked out of the rice and, yes, the chili sauce did guarantee spice with each bite. The steak yakisoba was filling, to say the least. Yakisoba, literally “fried noodle,” might have originated in Chinese cooking but has been fully integrated into Japanese festival cuisine. Heck, in Japan, you can buy yakisoba dishes served in a long roll, like a hot dog. Mine didn’t really need the additional hearty helping of another starch, in the form of fried rice. Bits of steak, julienne veggies and mushrooms dotted the steaming mound of noodles, which were nicely flavored – albeit challengingly rubbery. One snapped back and stuck to my eyeglasses. Trying to eat these noodles with a plastic fork is frustrating. Had I been issued a plastic knife, I might have been tempted to commit seppuku – Japanese ritual suicide. Instead, I fell back on another Japanese cultural practice, noodle slurping. There, that’s better. Even though the dish was flavored and seasoned to my liking, I took a dip or two into a sauce from the self–serve bar, a thin, brown fluid labeled as “New Steak Sauce.” OK, it was savory and seasoned, like a barely refined beef stock. Kinda left me curious about “Old Steak Sauce.” 7400 Abercorn St. (In Savannah Centre, a couple of doors away from TJ Maxx)/ 353–9281
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Tom Fitzmorris does in New Orleans what I do here – except he’s done it for 38 years and enjoys a following via his blog, his newsletters and a daily radio show. He is the ultimate NOLA restaurant insider. His career, the evolution of New Orleans cuisine and more than a worthy selection of recipes are included in his new book, Hungry Town. (Stewart Tabori & Chang) In many ways, the book is an homage to the dedicated culinary professionals who returned to NOLA in the days after Hurricane Katrina. And Fitzmorris does an admirable job saluting the early culinarians, the upstarts who fueled the city’s nouvelle cuisine – and the collection of characters that make the Crescent City’s food scene hum. Consider this a must for any serious foodie’s bookshelf and anyone who appreciates dining in New Orleans.
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Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros It’s been suggested that Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros are at the leading edge of a folk/rock renaissance. Others have said that the Los Angeles–based band, which tours and performs as a kind of “ragtag hippie collective,” is merely a barefoot retro phenomenon and will fade fast. What’s without question is this: Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros made a zillion new fans at the Coachella Festival last month, and will play Bonnaroo in June, and Lollapalooza and the Newport Folk Festival in August. The band’s cross–country tour makes a stop here in Savannah at the Trustees Theater July 11. You’ll know when the gang rolls into town – they drive a renovated school bus, painted white, out of which they’ll all pile (10, 11 or 12 of them, depending on who’s playing that night). There is no Edward Sharpe. The visionary, frontman and lead singer is Alex Ebert, who bought the bus off Craigslist for $9,000. Ebert and his girlfriend, singer Jade Castrinos, began the Magnetic Zeros “organically,” by inviting all their friends over and creating new songs in their living room. The music is infectious, and may include accordion, piano, banjo, trumpet, guitars and whatever else is laying
around. It’s folk, rock, reggae, pop ... mostly it just has a happy hippie vibe. They all look like they’re having a great time. “What we’ve been trying to do since the beginning of this climb is to not stray from the beauty and openness that started it,” Ebert says. “We want to keep things real and open and adventurous, and be sure the spirit of joy is still in it.” Long–haired, dark–eyed, charismatic (and vaguely messianic, to be honest), Ebert fronts the live show in the guise of Edward Sharpe, a name he admits he just sort of made up. Ebert says it’s all about the revival– like spirit of the live performance. “At its best, a live show is completely transcendent,” he said in January. “The image I get is breaking through glass or shooting out into the free zone. “We’ve played some really nice shows on a quiet level, like in Telluride, Colorado, for example. There was no piano, we were in a 200–person opera house, we had blankets on the floor and we sang the songs lightly, with delicacy. The songs flowered themselves. “But then we do gusto shows on a variety of nights. Sometimes I’m really communicating with the audience and I’m hyper–engaged. Other times my eyes are closed and I just let it be what it is.” Advance tickets for the all–ages concert are $22 at www.scadboxoffice.com; they’ll be $25 day of show. CS
Ellen Susan: Soldier Portraits — Local photographer uses a 150-year old method to capture striking portraits of contemporary soldiers. Runs through July 25. Jepson Center, 207 W. York St.
Maureen Kerstein and Ruth Hunter — Kerstein is a founding member of the Plein Air Painters of Savannah and Hunter is a watercolor painter who has exhibited extensively around the country. JEA Art Gallery, 5111 Abercorn St.
Exhibition: Identity — A group show featuring paintings from 13 SCAD seniors responding to the theme of identity. Opening reception and artist talk: May 14, 5:30-9pm. Bull Street Student Center, 31st St. Between Bull and Drayton, http://identityartists.blogspot.com/ Giving Soles — A group show featuring artists’ creations using pairs of Tom’s Shoes, a company that gives shoes to a person in need with each pair it sells. OneNine Fine Art, 19 E. Bay St. Holy Conversations — A collection of mixed media work from artist Tiffani Taylor that combines sheet music with lettering, gold leaf, prayer cards and expressionistic brush strokes. Runs through June 30. Opening Reception: May 13, 5:30-7:30pm. Hospice Savannah Gallery , 1352 Eisenhower Dr. , http://www. hospicesavannahhelps.org/
Maybe Something, Maybe Nothing — Artist Jack Metcalf holds his farewell show. Recent drawings, found objects and mixed media celebrating the beauty of chance. Runs through May 18. Opening reception: May 14, 6-8pm. Oglethorpe Gallery, 406 E. Oglethorpe Ave., http://www. fowlthought.com/
Work by Helene O’Hagan is featured at Gallery Espresso; reception is Friday evening Introversive Indulgence — A collection of new paintings from Helene O’Hagan featuring colorful, textured abstractions. Runs through May 31. Opening reception: May 14, 6-9pm. Gallery Espresso, 234 Bull St. , http://www.galleryespresso.com/
Jewelry Trunk Show — Chroma Gallery hosts an all-day jewelry show featuring several designers including Caroline Johnson, Janae Minor, Jennifer Kapfer and more. May 15, 10:30am5:30pm. Chroma Gallery , 31 Barnard St. , http://www. chromaartgallery.com/
Lavar Munroe: Art of Illustration — Digitally colored graphite drawing and mixed media pieces with complex compositions. Runs through 6/12. Beach Institute, http:// www.kingtisdell.org/
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Iron Man 2 doesn’t quite degenerate into Transformers 3, but those of us who thought the weakest part of the vastly enjoyable original was the title hero’s climactic showdown with Iron Monger will doubly wince upon seeing the battle royale chosen to end this second installment. In a variation of the axiom about too many chefs spoiling the broth, this culminates in a heavy–metal act that almost spoils the sequel. Even before this supersized slugfest, this follow–up to the 2008 blockbuster has its fair share of problems. Recommended with major reservations, Iron Man 2 serves up the larger–than–life fun we expect from our summer flicks without ever quite coming into its own. Whereas its predecessor kept its eye on the narrative ball, this one ends up all over the place, impatiently cramming in extraneous subplots and supporting characters that might have been better served by being placed in a holding pattern until the next film. Set six months after the conclusion of the first film – the moment when billionaire industrialist Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) announces to the world that “I am Iron Man” – this opens with the government (repped by Garry Shandling’s Senator Stern) trying to get its hands on Stark’s design for the Iron Man suit so the U.S. military can use it as a weapon against its enemies. Stark flat–out refuses, noting with no trace of modesty that he has basically instigated an era of world peace via his role as global enforcer. Yet not long after the narcissistic playboy has made his claim, he finds himself nearly defeated by a newcomer to the scene: Ivan Vanko (Mickey Rourke), a Russian ex–con whose own body armor –– nearly identical to Stark’s – allows him to confront Iron Man in the guise of the supervillain Whiplash. Stark’s near–fatal encounter with Vanko places him in a precarious position – even his right–hand woman
Pepper Potts (Gwyneth Paltrow) and his best friend Rhodey (Don Cheadle, replacing Terrence Howard) begin to question the decisions he makes – and a rival weapons manufacturer, Justin Hammer (Sam Rockwell), decides to secretly employ Vanko in an attempt to stick it to both Tony Stark and his alter ego. This is enough plot to propel the film, but wait! There’s more! Stark ends up hiring a personal assistant, Natalie Rushman (Scarlett Johansson), but there might be more to this bombshell than meets the lusting eye. Meanwhile, secret agent Nick Fury (Samuel L. Jackson), briefly seen in the first picture (after the end credits, to be exact), returns to offer Stark some career advice. On top of this, Tony also has some daddy issues to sort out. And as if all this isn’t enough, it also turns out that the power source in his chest that’s keeping him alive is also, paradoxically enough, killing him, and he has to work against the clock to find a cure. Oh, and did I mention that another ironclad superhero ends up stealing some of Iron Man’s thunder? That’s a lot for one film to chew, and Iron Man 2 only manages to digest parts of it. The story strand involving Stark’s efforts to locate a cure for what ails him proves to be the deadliest, leading to tedious tinkering–in–the–lab moments. And even some of what’s carried over from the first film doesn’t work as well: For example, the bantering between Tony and Pepper, so delightful in the original, here comes across as forced rather than playful, thereby stripping their burgeoning romance of much of its charm. On the other hand, Rourke makes for a spectacular villain,
and the film really hums whenever he’s on screen. Also memorable is Rockwell, who adds some salty humor as the high–powered nerd who believes himself to be as cool as Stark. Mainly, though, there’s Downey, who once again invests himself completely in his character. Not afraid to embrace Stark’s less appealing qualities, the actor repeatedly tests the limits of how much ill behavior audiences will accept from their heroes – his Stark is at times a drunken lout, an egotistical prick and a poor friend. Downey takes the role to the edge before snapping him back into place, a high–wire act that’s thrilling to behold. In fact, Downey’s so good as Tony Stark that we miss him whenever he becomes the man in the iron mask. Then again, it wouldn’t be a superhero movie if the superhero never bothered to show up, would it?
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET Lamentably, it’s probably not a stretch to say that any movie at least 15 years old that’s vaguely remembered by the general public is now called a “classic” whenever it comes up in conversation or print (Howard the Duck excepted). But make no mistake: The original 1984 A Nightmare on Elm Street is hardly a classic – it wasn’t even the best entry in the never–ending Freddy Krueger franchise (that honor goes to 1987’s A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors). But it did contain an interesting premise as well as a new horror icon in Robert Englund’s demonic dream weaver, a boogeyman who could kill people as they snoozed. continues on p. 30
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This new Nightmare, in contrast, doesn’t boast of a single thing it can call its own. The latest soulless horror remake from Michael Bay (who’s already pillaged and plundered the likes of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The Amityville Horror and Friday the 13th by producing needless rehashes), this film is the ultimate example of making movies on autopilot, with everyone going through the paces merely to plop something on the screen, the sole goal being to siphon lots of money from impressionable moviegoers responding to the brand–name recognition. That’s the name of the game, of course – aside from Max Bialystock in The Producers, nobody sets out to make a flop – but couldn’t somebody have had a little fun with this project? As it stands, the movie is dull more than anything, furthered hampered by unappealing teen protagonists (at least the original had a memorable heroine in Heather Langenkamp and a future star in Johnny Depp), clumsy direction by Samuel Bayer (there’s nothing even remotely resembling a scare in this thing), a slack script full of risible mo-
ments (such as the clod who somehow falls asleep while swimming laps in the school pool!), cheesy CGI effects and, most disappointing of all, a letdown performance by the talented Jackie Earle Haley as Freddy (he possesses neither Englund’s enervating energy nor his way with a quip). The bottom line is that it isn’t just Elm Street that’s affected; you’ll find a nightmare on any street that’s housing a theater with the misfortune to be playing this monstrosity.
Death At A Funeral A remake of a film that was released a mere three years ago – wow, that was quick; what’s coming out next week, a remake of March’s Hot Tub Time Machine? – director Neil LaBute and writer Dean Craig scuttle the British setting of 2007’s Death at a Funeral in order to stamp this with a “Made In USA” label. The result is a perfectly pleasant piffle, a comedy that fails to produce many big laughs but knows how to parcel out its small ones at an acceptable clip. Still, this isn’t half as uproarious as
LaBute’s ill–fated remake of The Wicker Man, a bomb whose unintentional laughs continue to delight viewers via well–spliced YouTube compilations. But I digress. Death at a Funeral focuses on the events surrounding the laying to rest a well–respected man who leaves behind a wide assortment of friends and family members. Among the ranks of the bereaved is his oldest son Aaron (Chris Rock), who’s forced to shoulder the entire cost of the funeral since he can’t count on his successful yet irresponsible brother Ryan (Martin Lawrence). But Aaron’s issues with Ryan take a back seat when a stranger (Peter Dinklage, reprising his role from the original) arrives at the funeral home hoping to blackmail the siblings over their father’s extracurricular activities. A true ensemble piece, this suffers when humor takes a back seat to drama – for example, the plotline involving a slick businessman’s (Luke Wilson) attempts to win back the deceased’s niece (Avatar’s Zoe Saldana) adds nothing. But the picture is breezy enough to always get back on track fairly quick, and there are some nice comic moments from Danny Glover as a cantankerous uncle, Tracy Morgan as a perpetually nervous acquaintance, and James Marsden as Saldana’s boyfriend, whose accidental ingestion of hallucinogens leads to some madcap mishaps.
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THE BACK–UP PLAN Jennifer Lopez’s first screen outing in four years isn’t a motion picture so much as it’s a new form of Chinese water torture: Seemingly innocuous at first, it continues to pelt the viewer with one abysmal scene after another until insanity seems like the only logical result. Lopez stars as Zoe, a single woman who, tired of waiting for Mr. Right while her biological clock continues to tick away, elects to conceive through artificial insemination. But wouldn’t you know it, as she walks out of the clinic, she bumps into a charismatic cheesemaker named Stan (Alex O’Loughlin), and they begin dating. Zoe waits until Stan falls in love with – and makes love to – her before she alerts him to the
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Date Night The third time’s the charm thanks to Date Night, a likable lark that just makes the cut due largely to the appeal of stars Steve Carell and Tina Fey. After suffering through the dreadful one–two sucker punch of Did You Hear About the Morgans? and The Bounty Hunter, it’s nice to cozy up to a decent comedy that also centers on a marital couple trying to stay one step ahead of murderous thugs. The chemistry between Bounty’s Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston was even more non–existent than that between Morgans’ Hugh Grant and Sarah Jessica Parker, but that’s clearly not the case here. As Jersey suburbanites Phil and Claire Foster, Carell and Fey not only bounce off each other as accomplished comedians, but they’re also completely believable as a longtime married couple who love each other but worry that all excitement has been drained from their union. On one of their patented date nights away from the kids and other familial obligations, they opt to forego the usual salmon ‘n’ potato skins at the local dive in order to head to Manhattan for a swanky dinner at a posh new seafood restaurant. Unable to secure
seats (as the haughty maitre d’ informs them, reservations are required a month in advance), they decide to pose as the Tripplehorns when the latter–named fail to turn up when their table is called. Unfortunately for Phil and Claire, their impulsive act leads to a case of mistaken identity straight out of Alfred Hitchcock: As in North by Northwest and Saboteur (to name but two), good people find themselves running from dangerous villains while trying to clear their names and escape with all vital organs intact. Shawn Levy is a mediocre director at best (Night at the Museum, ill–advised remakes of The Pink Panther and Cheaper by the Dozen), which explains why the movie grinds to a dead halt whenever the attention shifts from the leading players’ personalities to the usual bouts of gunplay and vehicular destruction. But the film clicks whenever Carell and Fey are allowed to fully engage each other, whether they’re serving up the anticipated comic riffs or, somewhat unexpectedly, settling down to discuss the commonplace difficulties faced by married couples who feel they can no longer surprise (or even excite) their partners. And while most of the supporting characters are stock (crooked cops, sleazy mob kingpin, sassy babysitter, etc.), there’s a nice contribution by Mark Wahlberg as a buff security expert whose religion apparently prohibits the donning of shirts – this macho man’s perpetual refusal to cover his bulging pecs proves to be a bright running gag.
KICK–ASS Based on Mark Millar’s popular comic series, Kick–Ass begins as a PG–13 delight before eventually turning into an R–rated ordeal. Adaptations of this sort often squarely fit into the more restrictive rating (e.g. Watchmen, Sin City), and Millar’s illustrated series certainly isn’t for the kiddies. But despite this fact, here’s one graphic (in all senses of the word) retelling that would have benefited from a more family–friendly rendition. The title refers to Dave Lizewski (Aaron Johnson), a geeky teenager who loves comic books and wonders why no one has ever mimicked the caped crusaders seen battling evildoers in print. Even though he concedes that his only superpower is being “invisible to girls,” Dave decides to don a slick scuba suit and mask and take to the streets to fight crime under the moniker of Kick–Ass.
His first encounter with a couple of street punks ends with him receiving a shiv in his stomach before getting slammed by a speeding car, two incidents that land him in the hospital. Released with damaged nerve endings and a semi–steel body that basically turns him into a Wolverine–with–training–wheels, he again tries his hand at crime–fighting – this time, his skirmish is captured on film and broadcast all over the Internet, turning him into a media sensation. As long as Kick–Ass remains focused on Dave and his exploits in and out of costume, it remains a clever modern riff on the classic Marvel tale, like watching Peter Parker’s travails reimagined for Napoleon Dynamite. But this is only half the movie. The rest involves the efforts of two far more accomplished superheroes, Big Daddy (a woefully miscast Nicolas Cage) and Hit–Girl (Chloe Grace Moretz), to take down a ruthless criminal named Frank D’Amico (Mark Strong, fresh from playing the ruthless criminal in Sherlock Holmes). Big Daddy and Hit–Girl are the secret identities of ex–cop Damon Macready and his 9–year–old daughter Mindy, and they’re both bent on revenge. Make that bloody revenge. A glaring streak of sadism proves to be Kick–Ass’s undoing, as the can–do pluck and spirit exhibited in, say, Spider–Man is ignored in favor of unrelenting violence at every turn. Writer–director Matthew Vaughn (who previously helmed the memorable Layer Cake) and co–writer Jane Goldman might believe it’s fair game for the bad guys to get offed in jokey, gruesome ways (most notably the goon who explodes in an oversized microwave), but how funny is it when D’Amico fatally shoots a costumed kid in the head after mistaking him for the real Kick–Ass? Equally troubling is the handling of the character of Hit–Girl, who, taught by her father, proceeds to kill scores of men (and one woman) by any means necessary (guns, knives, you name it). One character chastises Damon Macready for turning Mindy into a pint–size killer, correctly asserting that this little girl deserves a normal childhood. Yet Kick–Ass then completely ignores this line of thought, allowing Macready to steadfastly remain a good guy and never once questioning the fact that he’s turned his daughter into a soulless killing machine. CS
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by Cotti and Adams, which assessed the economic impact on bars separately from the rest of the hospitality industry. “When we gathered the data we found that, on average, there was a moderate decline in their business after the pass of a ban, and that’s nationwide,” says Cotti. The patchwork problem For bars, the migration of smokers away from their usual watering holes is exacerbated by the lack of equanimity for smoking policies across neighboring jurisdictions: If a smoker can drive across a jurisdictional boundary – a city or county line – to a place where bars still welcome smoking, then they will probably do so. This exodus from smoke-free bars is what leads to the loss of revenue for business owners. There’s also evidence that it can lead to an increase in drunk driving, according to another report from Cotti and Adams. “A lot of the increase in drunk driving we were observing was due to cross-border shopping — people crossing jurisdictional boundaries so that
they can drink and smoke in whatever establishments are right outside of the jurisdiction of the law,” says Cotti. If Savannah takes the lead on creating more stringent tobacco policies but those policies are not also adopted by Chatham County as a whole — as well as neighboring counties like Liberty and Bryan, where there is also a higher percentage of adult smokers — then the risk of dangerous behavior and negative economic impacts become more likely. “It doesn’t mean it overwhelms all the potential health benefits that can occur from eliminating a second hand smoke externality in the public domain,” Cotti told Connect last week. “We don’t want this to be taken as slight against smoking bans. It’s just one element that goes into determining if a public policy has net benefit for society.” The last drag With the number of communities enforcing smoking bans growing quickly, and the overwhelming research detailing the detrimental health effects, it’s clear we’re living in the last days of tobacco, but the solution might not be
as simple as pushing smokers outdoors. “What is very obvious is that leaving the litter of cigarette butts has been a continual concern downtown because we don’t have a vacuum that runs up and down every sidewalk or cleans out the tree wells,” says Lise Sundrla, the Executive Director of the Savannah Development and Renewal Authority. Last year, the SDRA conducted a survey with a grant from Keep America Beautiful to better understand the amount of cigarette butts being discarded in the streets. “In just a two–day period, they picked up over 4,000 cigarette butts along Broughton Street,” says Sundrla, who adds that the same staff returned to three intersections a month later and found nearly 2,000 cigarette butts had accumulated since their last outing. Although not everyone encounters issues with second hand smoke everyday, “what does become a continuous issue is the litter that’s left,” says Sundrla. Worth the effort By raising issues with the potential change to smoking policy, it’s not in
an attempt to undermine the efforts to improve public health. The solution to the second hand smoke problem may not be as simple as it would seem, that doesn’t mean the issue should be abandoned, only further examined. “The folks who work in those environments – yes, they choose to work there – but given the opportunity, there’s a lot of workers that would prefer not to,” says Kreissler. There does seem to be pressure on some employees to view smoking as a necessary evil of employment. “I don’t smoke,” says one bartender, explaining why he’d prefer the change to a smoke free policy, “but if it makes the customers happy than you’ve got deal with it.” It’s also not only nonsmokers who are supportive of the potential change. “I personally am a smoker, but wouldn’t mind seeing it pass through,” says Travis Coles, a manager at Club One. “I would probably smoke far less if I wasn’t allowed to smoke inside.” cs
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The Georgia Federation of Democratic Women is holding its first meeting in Savannah to organize a local chapter. All local Democratic women are welcome to attend. Saturday, May 15 at the Pirates House (20 E. Broad St) at 12pm. For more info, contact Jolene Byrne at rjobyrne@comcast.net or visit: gfdw.blogspot.com
Purrs 4 Peace
Three minutes of simultaneous purring by cats (and honorary cats) around the world, conducted online (Facebook & Twitter) each Sunday at 3 p.m. by Savannah residents Confucius Cat and his human Staff. Details at www.ConfuciusCat.blogspot.com. Contact @ConfuciusCat (Twitter) or Acolytes of Confucius Cat (Facebook).
Savannah Area Young Republicans
For information, visit www.savannahyoungrepublican.com or call Allison Quinn at 308-3020.
Benefits 3rd I-D Adopt-a-Soldier Program
The Adopt-a-Solider Program currently has several projects underway, including sending care packages to troops who will be stationed in Haiti for the next 6-12 months, as well as supplies being sent to medics in Afghanistan. If you are interested in donating, or more info, contact: carol.megathlin@ comcast.net
A Night at the Museum
The Ralph Mark Gilbert Civil Rights Museum hosts a black-tie fundraiser on May 21 from 7-10pm. Evening museum tours, live music, an auction, food, complimentary wine
and a cash bar. Tickets are available at the museum as well as from board members. Call 912-231-8900 for more info.
Blood Drive
The Blood Alliance and Hampton Inn host a blood drive on May 21, 12-7pm. Those who donate will be eligible for a raffle incl. gift cards and free hotel stays. Hampton Inn 201 MLK Jr. Blvd. To schedule an appt to give blood or for more info: 912-721-1603 or via email at: angela.lightsey@hilton.com
Hope House of Savannah
A nonprofit housing program for homeless women and their children. Hope House is requesting donation of new or gently used furniture for its transitional housing program, Peeler House. Pick-up can be arranged and a tax deductible letter will be provided. Call 236-5310.
Call for Entries Auditions for Summerfest
Savannah’s branch of Hosea Feed the Hungry will host auditions for its Summerfest event at Grayson Stadium in June. Prepare a 3-minute piece for a family-friendly audience. Bring your own equipment. Non-refundable audition fee $25 solo, $50 group. May 16 & 23, 1-4pm. Savannah Garden Inn, 6800 Abercorn St.
Call for Artists
Call for Entries for “Man-ipulated” an art show based around architecture and manmade environments. Deadline for submissions is May 17 at 5pm. To submit your application please contact us at 786.325.4667 or thecolaboratory@gmail.com The Co-Laboratory, 631 E. Broad St. ,
Geekend Presenters
Geekend 2010 will take place November 4-6. Once again, we’re looking for a slate of awesome speakers and panelists to geek out with us. Do you think you are “geek” enough to present at Geekend 2010? Go to www.Geekend2010.com to find out more about Geekend and enter your idea for a Geekend 2010 session.
Party On 7pm Tuesday may 18 Be there when Connect savannah hosts the 2010 Best of savannah awards party. 21 and over only.
Short films wanted
The first annual Savannah Beach Film Festival will take place Oct. 2, 2010. The call for short films (under 20 min.) is open until Sept. 1. $20/entry fee per film. Application forms, and more info, available at Huc-APoos on Tybee. 912-786-5900.
Short films wanted
The first annual Savannah Beach Film Festival will take place Oct. 2, 2010. The call for short films (under 20 min.) is open until Sept. 1. $20/entry fee per film. Application forms, and more info, available at Huc-APoos on Tybee. 912-786-5900.
Sponsors for Kayak Race
The Tybee Marine Science Center is looking for sponsors for its 12th annual Sea Kayak Races. There are a variety of levels of sponsorship for businesses or individuals who would like to support the event and the TMSC. Deadline is May 26. For more info, call the Science Center at 912-786-5917 or visit tybeemarinesciene.org
Summer Interns
The Co-Lab art gallery and studio is looking for interns interested in hands-on experience with marketing, promotions, artist and theme selection and more. For more info: email thecolaboratory@gmail.com or stop by 631 E. Broad St. Wed-Sat 1-6pm.
TEDxCreativeCoast
Savannah’s own version of the popular TED conference will take place June 18. There is an open call for potential presenters and speaker nominations who will address the theme of “Designing Creativity.” For more info: http://tedxcreativecoast.com/speakers
Classes, Camps & Workshops Abstinence Education
Hope House and Savannah State University are providing an after-school program for youth and young adults ages 12 to 29. Program activities last for about 2 hours every Wednesday at SSU. Transportation is provided. Snacks, field trips and supportive services are provided at no charge. 2365310. Savannah http://www.savstate.edu/
Art Smarts
SCAD and Arts Academy join forces for a non-residential summer camp experience for ages 7-14. Workshops in studio art, computer art and performing arts/production design are available. July 12-16; July 29-23; and July 26-30. E-mail savannahartsmarts@ scad.edu.
Art,-Music, Piano and Voice-coaching
For all age groups, beginners through advanced, classic, modern, jazz improvisation and theory. Serious inquiries only. 961-7021 or 667-1056.
Bach Bash camp for kids
A four-day camp running June 28-July 1, 9am-5pm. A program allowing kids to experiment with music, dance and puppetry. Open to children who have completed grades 1-6. Cost: $80 for week. Hosted by Lutheran Church of the Ascension. 120 Bull St. Call 232-4151 for more info, or to register.
Beading Classes
Learn jewelry-making techniques from beginner to advanced at Bead Dreamer Studio, 407A E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 920-6659. Bead Dreamer Studio, Savannah http://www.beaddreamer.com/
Boater Safety Course
The Metro Police Department is offering boater safety courses on the 3rd Saturday of every month. Participants will receive a certificate upon completion and may qualify for insurance discounts. Minimum age is 12 years old. For more info, call 912-921-5450.
Camp Snipesville Summer Program
An interactive 5-day summer camp for 8-11 year olds interested in history. August 16-21, 9am-3pm at the Coastal Georgia Center. $199/student. Registration limited to 25. For more info: www.ImaginativeJourneys.org or call 912-536-2719.
Children’s Choir Summer Camp
The Savannah Children’s Choir hosts this two-week, full day camp offers daily lessons in sight singing and music reading, music history, theory and more. July 19-30. Open to kids 2nd-8th grades interested in music. There is also a mini-camp for 4-7 year olds. continues on p. 34
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Conversational Spanish
Do you want to practice your Spanish? Come to the mesa de espanol the second Thursday and last Friday of the month at 4:30 p.m. For information, e-mail cafecontigo@gmail.com. The Sentient Bean, 13 East Park Ave. , Savannah
Conversational Spanish Group
Want to improve your Spanish skills? Meet at the Sentient Bean every Monday, 5:00pm. Group focuses on increasing vocabulary, grammar, and conversational confidence! Free and open to all levels of experience. Call Ronnie at 912-257-0333, or email dvorakquartet12@yahoo.com for more info.
Cooking Swiss Meals
Cooking and eating good Swiss food is so much fun. We will be a small group in a relaxed atmosphere. We meet on Saturday at 11:30am. Cook together and eat around 12:30pm. Cost is $90 for 6 meetings. Call: 912-604-3281
Dating With Success
Discuss strategies to feel great dating and enjoy dating. Improve your dating skills. This is for people of all cultures, colors races and ages. For more info, call: 912-604 3281
Davenport House Junior Interpreter Program
Young people ages 14-19 can learn to give tours of the Davenport House Museum during an eight week program. Training is held at the museum from 6 to 8 p.m. on Thursdays from June 17 - August 6. An orientation will be held on May 17 at 6:30 p.m. For info: 912-236-8097, info@ davenporthousemuseum
DUI Prevention Group
Offers victim impact panels for intoxicated drivers, DUI, DWI, offenders, and anyone seeking to gain knowledge about the dangers of driving impaired. A must see for teenage drivers seeking a drivers license for the first time or teenage drivers who already received a license. The group meets once a month and the cost is $30.00. For more info: 912-443-0410.
English as a Second Language
We are tiny groups, 2-4 students. Learn English in a fun, relaxed way. We meet when you have time in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. Single meetings are available too. There is a small fee per class. call: 912-604-3281
Fany’s Spanish/English Institute
Spanish is fun. Classes for adults and children are held at 15 E. Montgomery Cross Rd. Call 921-4646 or 220-6570 to register. Savannah
Flying Legends Summer Camp
Day Camp for kids age 6-11 offered at the Mighty Eighth Airforce Museum. Classes available in June, July and August. Learn about everything from life on the home front to WWII pilot training. Call Heather, 912-748-8888 for more info.
German Language Classes
Have fun learning German with small groups of 3-6 students. Classes meet Monday & Thursday evening at the Sentient Bean. The choices are Beginners I or II, or advanced Conversational class. There is a small fee per class. I am a native professor from Switzerland. For more info: (912) 604 3281 The Sentient Bean, 13
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Gifted Learning Summer Programs
The Dept of Gifted and Advanced learning will offer 2 summer programs open to SCCPSS students. Junior University is open 6th-8th grade students. Contact Michael Corbett at 201-5700. Superintendent’s Scholars is open to students enrolling in AP classes. Includes classes and possible paid internship. Contact Donna Brado or Grace Herrington at 395-6327. Both programs run June 21-July1, 8:30am-1pm. www.sccpss.com
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Grants Management
A workshop on effective grants management to help nonprofits evaluate their grant project progress. Wed, May 19, 9am-4pm. Advance registration is req’d. $90 for GCN members; $130 for nonmembers. Contact: Georgia Center for Nonprofits at 912-234-9688.
Housing Authority Neighborhood Resource Center
The Housing Authority of Savannah hosts a series of regular classes at the Neighborhood Resource Center. 1407 Wheaton Street. Adult literacy/GED prep: MonThurs, 9am-12pm & 1pm-4pm. Financial education: 4th Fri of month, 9-11am. Basic Computer training: Tues & Thurs, 13pm. Community Computer lab: Mon-Fri, 3-4:30pm. For more info: 912-232-4232 x115 or www.savannahpha.com
Infant/Child CPR Class
Held the first and third Monday of the month, 6:30 PM in the Candler Professional Bldg., Room 508. The class is for new and expectant parents. $25 per person. For more info and to register, call 819-3368 or 800-501-4054 or www.sjchs. org.
Knitting Class
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Knit your own scarf, hand-warmer or blanket. You choose your colors and what you like to knit. I teach you how to do it. We meet in small groups downtown Savannah. Meeting in a coffee shop. There is a small fee per class. Please call my cell: 912-604-3281
Model Airplane Building Class
Free children’s model airplane building class with the purchase of a model airplane. World War II model airplanes are on sale in the Museum’s Gift Store for $12. Classes will be held at 10 am, 1 pm & 3 pm. May 15. Mighty Eighth Airforce Museum. Contact Heather at 912-748-8888.
Musical Theatre Camp
3rd Annual Savannah Summer Theatre Intensive. A three week program for talented high school and middle school students. Students will keep a very tight rehearsal schedule as they prepare a fully realized production of the smash Broadway hit, Les Miserables. For camp and audition information, visit www.kaoproductions.com
Portrait Watercolor Workshop
Local artist Napoleon Wilkerson hosts a watercolor portrait painting workshop for kids ages 12-18. May 15, 10am-12pm. S.P.A.C.E. Gallery. 9 W. Henry St. $10 class fee. Pre-Registration req’d. 912-651-6783 or www.savannahga.gov/arts
Program Evaluation
A workshop on the essentials of program evaluation. Learn how to plan and manage this process so that your nonprofit programs will demonstrate results. Wed, May 26, 9am-4pm. Advance registration req’d. continues on p. 36
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$90 for GCN members; $130 for non-members. Contact: Georgia Center for Nonprofits at 912-234-9688.
Puppet Shows
Offered by St. Joseph’s/Candler AfricanAmerican Health Information & Resource Center for schools, day cares, libraries, churches, community events and fairs. Call 447-6605. African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/1844. cfm
Savannah Conservatory for the Performing Arts
Low cost instruction in a group lesson format. Classes in drama, dance, percussion, woodwinds, brass, strings, piano, vocals, guitar, visual arts and music theory Tuesdays and Thursdays 5:30, 6:30 or 7:30pm. $60 per quarter. 352-8366, tsaconservatory@ bellsouth.net. Salvation Army Community Center, 3000 Bee Rd. , Savannah
Savannah Entrepreneurial Center
Offering a variety of business classes. Call 652-3582. Savannah Entrepreneurial Center, 801 E. Gwinnett Street , Savannah
Savannah Learning Center Spanish Classes
Be bilingual. Call 272-4579 or 308-3561. e-mail savannahlatina@yahoo.com or visit www.savannahlatina.com. Free folklore classes also are offered on Saturdays from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Savannah Learning Center, 7160 Hodgson Memorial Dr. , Savannah
Starfish Cafe Culinary Arts Training Program
This 14-week full-time program is designed to provide work training and employment opportunities in the food service industry, including food preparation, food safety and sanitation training, customer service training and job search and placement assistance. Call Ms. Musheerah Owens 912234-0525 ext.1506 The Starfish Cafe, 711 East Broad Street , Savannah http://www. thestarfishcafe.org/
Summer Camp at the Roundhouse Museum
Four weeks of summer camp for children from June 14 to August 5. Call or email for dates of each camp and additional info. 9am-1pm. $135/wk. 912.651.6823 x203 or childrensevents@chsgeorgia.org
The State of Poverty
Participants assume the roles of families living in poverty. The goal of each family is to survive for one month, which takes place in four 15-minute “weeks,” while subsisting at or below the poverty level. Open to the public. June 10, 2-4:30pm. Savannah Civic Center. To register, contact Shawnte Tyler, 912-232-6747.
Tybee Theater Camp for Kids
Program runs 6/14-25 for kids ages 6-16 in the Tybee Art Association Firehouse Arts Center. 9am-3pm. Fundamentals, technique, games, improv and more. Cost of camp $250. For more info: Call Renee DeRossett, 912-596-4992, tybeesurf@netzero.net or Kim Trammell Schneider, 912-228-0357, tybeekim@gmail.com http://www.tybeearts.org/
Volunteer 101
A 30-minute course that covers issues to help volunteers get started is held the first and third Thursday of the month at 6 p.m. The first Thursday, the class is at Savannah State University, and the third Thursday, at United Way, 428 Bull St. Register by calling Summer at 651-7725 or visit www.HandsOnSavannah.org. United Way of Coastal
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Clubs & Organizations Buccaneer Region SCCA
is the local chapter of the Sports Car Club of America. It hosts monthly solo/autocross driving events in the Savannah area. Anyone with a safe car, insurance and a valid driver’s license is eligible to participate. Visit http:// buccaneerregion.org/solo.html.
Civil Air Patrol
Aerospace education programs and activities for adults and teens ages 12-18. Meets every Thursday from 7-9 p.m. Visit www. gawg.cap.gov, send e-mail to N303WR@aol. com, or call Capt. Jim Phillips at 412-4410. Savannah Flying Tiger Composite Squadron, Savannah International Airport , Savannah
Coastal Georgia Low Country Surfrider Foundation Meeting
The monthly meeting for the local chapter of the Surfrider foundation. The Surfrider Foundation is a grassroots, non-profit, environmental organization that works to protect our oceans, waves, and beaches. Tubby’s Tankhouse, Thunderbolt http://www. myspace.com/coastalgeorgiasurfrider
Coastal MINIs
Local MINI Cooper owners and enthusiasts who gather on the first Sunday of the month at 10 a.m. to go on motoring adventures together. Visit coastalminis.com. Starbucks, Victory Drive and Skidaway Road , Savannah
Coastal Readers & Writers Circle
A Creative Writing and Reading discussion group that meets the 3rd Sunday of every month, 3:30-5pm at the new Savannah Mall Branch Library. Bring: Passages from any of your writing that you would like to read and passages from a book, publication, or production that you would like to share with the group. www.TellingOurStoriesPress.com for more information
Coffee & Conversation
Held every Tuesday at 8am by Creative Coast as a networking event. http://links. thecreativecoast.org/conversation. Cafe Ambrosia, 202 E. Broughton St. , Savannah
Geechee Sailing Club
Meets the second Monday of the month (except for November) at 6:30pm. Open to all interested in boating and related activities. www.geecheesailingclub.org. Tubby’s Tank House (Thunderbolt), 2909 River Dr ,
Historic Savannah Chapter of ABWA
Meets the second Thursday of every month from 6-7:30 p.m. The cost is the price of the meal. RSVP to 660-8257. Tubby’s Tank House, 2909 River Dr , Thunderbolt
Low Country Turners
This is a club for wood-turning enthusiasts. Call Hank Weisman at 786-6953.
Make Friends in Savannah
For anybody, every age, every race and nation. We chat, hang out, go to movies and more. Meet in a coffee shop downtown Savannah. A small fee covers the efforts of the organizer, a well educated, “out of the box” woman, who lived in New York and Europe. Call 912-604-3281.
Military Order of the Purple Heart Ladies Auxiliary
Meets the first Saturday of the month at 1 p.m. Call 786-4508. American Legion Post 184, 1 Legion Dr. , Savannah
Moon River Chorus
United States
Mothers of Preschoolers (MOPS)
Savannah Fencing Club
Ladies’ barbershop chorus. Rehearsals are Thursdays from 7-9 p.m. Visitors are welcome. Call Sylvia at 927-2651 or sylviapf@aol.com. Whitefield United Methodist Church, 728 E. 55th Street , Savannah http://www.whitefieldumc.com/ Join other moms for fun, inspiration, guest speakers, food and creative activities while children ages birth to 5 are cared for in a preschool-like setting. Meets the second and fourth Wednesday of the month from 9:15-11:30 am Call 898-0869 and 897-6167 or visit www.mops.org. First Baptist Church of the Islands, 6613 Johnny Mercer Blvd , Savannah http://www.fbcislands.com/
No Kidding
Join Savannah’s only social club for people without children! No membership fees, meet great new friends, enjoy a wide variety of activities and events. For more info, visit http://savannahnokidding.angelfire.com/ or e-mail: savannahnokidding@gmail.com
A dinner meeting held the fourth Tuesday of each month (except December) at 6 p.m. at the Hunter Club. Call John Findeis at 748-7020. Hunter Army Airfield, 525 Leonard Neat St , Savannah http://www.stewart. army.mil/ Beginner classes Tuesday and Thursday evenings for six weeks. Fees are $40. Some equipment is provided. After completing the class, you may become a member of the Savannah Fencing Club for $5 per month. Experienced fencers are welcome to join. Call 429-6918 or send email to savannahfencing@aol.com.
Savannah Friends of Music
Spring Luncheon and Meeting on Wednesday, May 19 at 11:00 a.m. at The Landing’s Plantation Club. Members of the Atlantic Armstrong Youth Orchestra and the Men’s Barbershop Quartet will perform.
Savannah Jaycees
Richmond Hill Roadies Running Club
A Junior Chamber of Commerce for young professionals that focuses on friendship, career development and community involvement. Meets the second and fourth Tuesday at 6:30 p.m. Dinner is included and there is no charge for guests. Call 961-9913 or visit www.savannahjaycees.com. Jaycee Building, 101 Atlas St. , Savannah
Rogue Phoenix Sci-Fi Fantasy Club
Open to all women who have been in the Savannah area for less than two years. Membership includes a monthly luncheon and program and, in addition, the club hosts a variety of activities, tours and events that will assist you in learning about Savannah and making new friends. Call 351-3171.
Old Time Radio Researcher’s Group
International fan and research group devoted to preserving and distributing old-time radio broadcasts from 1926 to 1962. Send email to Jim Beshires at beshiresjim@yahoo. com or visit www.otrr.org. A chartered running club of the Road Runners Association of America. For a nominal annual fee, members will receive monthly training sessions and seminars and have weekly runs of various distances. Kathy Ackerman,756-5865 or Billy Tomlinson 596-5965.
Savannah Newcomers Club
Members of Starfleet International and The Klingon Assault Group meet twice a month, on the first Sunday at 4 pm. at 5429 LaRoche Ave and the third Tuesday at Chen’s Chinese Restaurant at 20 E. Derenne Ave. at 7:30 p.m. Call 308-2094, email kasak@ comcast.net or visit www.roguephoenix.org. Savannah
Savannah Parrot Head Club
Dedicated to pursuing adventures, both indoors and outdoors, throughout the Low country and beyond. Activities include sailing, camping, skydiving, kayaking, hiking, tennis, volleyball, and skiing, in addition to regular social gatherings. Free to join. Email savannahadventureclub@gmail.com or visit www.savannahadventureclub.com
Savannah Toastmasters
Savannah Adventure Club
Savannah Area Sacred Harp Singers
The public is invited to come and sing early American music and folk hymns from the shape note tradition. This non-denominational community musical activity emphasizes participation, not performance. Songs are from The Sacred Harp, an oblong songbook first published in 1844. Call 655-0994.
Savannah Art Association
The non-for profit art association, the Southeast’s oldest, is currently taking applications for membership. The SAA offers workshops, community programs, exhibition opportunities, and an artistic community full of diverse and creative people from all ages, mediums, and skill levels. Please call 912232-7731 for more info.
Savannah Brewers’ League
Meets the first Wednesday of every month at 7:30 p.m. Call 447-0943 or visit www. hdb.org and click on Clubs, then Savannah Brewers League. Moon River Brewing Co., 21 W. Bay St. , Savannah
Savannah Council, Navy League of the
Love a laid-back lifestyle? Beach, Buffet and no dress code. Check out savannahphc.com for the events calendar or e-mail Wendy Wilson at Wendyq1053@yahoo.com.
Savannah Sunrise Rotary Club
Meets Thursdays from 7:30-8:30 a.m. at the First City Club. 32 Bull St , Savannah http:// www.savannahsunriserotary.org/ Helps you improve speaking and leadership skills in a friendly and supportive environment on Mondays at 6:15 p.m. at Memorial Health University Medical Center, Conference Room C. 484-6710. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah
Savannah Wine Lovers
A sometimes formal group that also sometimes just gets together to drink wine. Visit http://groups.google.com/group/savannahwine-lovers.
Savannah Writers Group
meets the second and fourth Tuesdays at 7pm at Books a Million to discuss, share and critique writing of fiction or non-fiction novels, essays or short stories. A meetand-greet precedes the meeting at 6:30pm. Contact Carol North, 912-920-8891. 8108 Abercorn St , Savannah
Son-shine Hour
Meets at the Savannah Mall at the Soft Play Mondays from 11-12 and Thursdays from 10-11. Activities include songs, stories, crafts, and games for young children and their caregivers. Free, no registration, dropins welcome. Call Trinity Lutheran Church for details 912-925-3940 or email KellyBringman@gmail.com Savannah Mall,
Local chapter of Women in Aviation International. It is open to men and women in the region who are interested in supporting women in aviation. Regular meetings are held once a month and new members are welcome. Visit www.southernwingz.com
Stitch-N’s
Knitting, spinning and crocheting Monday and Tuesday from 5-8pm and occasional Sunday 2-4pm at wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty. Jennifer Harey, 238-0514. wild fibre, 409 E. Liberty , Savannah
Tarde en Espanol
Meets the last Wednesday of every month at 6:30pm in different locations to practice spoken Spanish in a casual environment. 236-8566.
The Armstrong Center
The Armstrong Center is available for meetings, seminars, workshops or social events. Classrooms, meeting space, auditorium and 6000-square-foot ballroom. 344-2951. Armstrong Atlantic State University, Savannah
The Peacock Guild
A literary society for bibliophiles and writers. Monthly meetings for the Writer’s Salon are held on first Tuesday and the Book Club meets on the third Tuesday. All meetings start at 7:30 p.m. at meet at 207 E. Charlton St (Flannery O’Connor’s Childhood Home). Call 233-6014, facebook Peacock Guild or email peacockguild@googlegroups.com for more info.
912-631-3452 or 912-272-2797. Ask for Muriel or Darowe. E-mail: abeniculturalarts@ gmail.com St. Pius Family Resource Center,
Adult Intermediate Ballet
Mondays & Wednesdays, 7 - 8pm, $12 per class or 8 classes for $90. Class meets year round. (912) 921-2190 The Academy of Dance, 74 West Montgomery Crossroads ,
African Dance & Drum
Learn the rhythms of West Africa with instructor Aisha Rivers. Classes are held every Sunday - drums at 4pm, dance at 5pm Rhythms of West Africa, 607 W. 37th St. , Savannah http://www.ayoluwa.org/
Argentine Tango
Lessons Sundays 1:30-3:30. Open to the public. Cost $2.00 per person. Wear closed toe leather soled shoes if available. For more information call 912-925-7416 or email savh_tango@yahoo.com. Doris Martin Dance Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd ,
Dance or learn flamenco in Savannah with the Flamenco Cooperative. Meetings are held on Saturdays from 1-2:30 p.m. at the Maxine Patterson School of Dance. Any level welcome. If you would like to dance, accompany or sing, contact Laura Chason at laura_chason@yahoo.com. Maxine Patterson School of Dance, 2212 Lincoln St , Savannah
Free Swing Lessons
Beginners Fusion Belly Dance
Meets every Wednesday, 6:30pm at Seaside Surf Coffee Shop. All levels welcome. For more info, call Will Strong, 912-604-8667. Seaside Surf Coffeeshop, Tybee Island
Offered Wednesday evenings 5:30pm & Saturdays 1pm. $10.00 per class. Packages prices also available. Contact Kelly 912398-4776 or Austin 912-704-8726
Beginners Salsa Lessons
Tybee Performing Arts Society
C.C. Express Dance Team
Meets first Fridays at 7:30 p.m. at Vu at the Hyatt on Bay Street. If you’re not having fun, you’re not doing it right. Call 272-9830 or send e-mail to spannangela@hotmail. com. Vu Lounge at the Hyatt, 2 W. Bay St. , Savannah
Flamenco Enthusiasts
Meet every Thursday from 6-8 p.m. at Nassau Woods Recreation Building on Dean Forest Road. No beginner classes are being held at this time, however help will be available for those interested in learning. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Nassau Woods Recreation Building, Savannah
Saturday, May 15. Waltz lesson starts at 7 PM. Social dance from 8:00- 10:30 PM. Cost: $8 for members and $12 for non-members. Beginners and singles are welcome. Moon River Dancers. Call 604-0966 for more info. Frank G. Murray Community Center, 160 Whitemarsh Island Rd.
Tybee Knights Chess Club
Urban Professionals
Coastal Georgia Steppers is offering adult Chicago-style steppin dance classes every Sunday from 4:00– 6:30pm at the Tominac Gym on Hunter Army Airfield. All are welcome. Free admission; no partner required. For more info, send email to Robert.neal75@ yahoo.com.
Ballroom Dance Party
A club for enthusiasts of electronic music and instruments, including the theremin, synths, Mooger Foogers, jam sessions, playing techniques, compositions, gigs, etc. Philip Neidlinger, theremin@neidlinger.us.
meets the first Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the old Tybee school All interested, please attend or send e-mail to ried793@ netscape.com. Old Tybee School, Tybee Island , Tybee Island
Chicago Step Classes
Every Thursday at Doubles Night Club (7100 Abercorn St.) Join the SwingCats for a free lesson at 7:30pm, followed by dancing from 8-10pm. No partner required. Drink specials.
Every Tuesday, 6-7pm. If you have never danced before or have limited dance experience, this is the class for you. Cybelle, a formal bellydancer for over 10 years will guide you through basic bellydance and fusion Walk ins welcome. 15.00/class 912414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance. wordpress.com/
Theremin/Electronic Music Enthusiasts
gmail.com.
Meets every Wednesday from 6-8 p.m. at the Windsor Forest Recreation Building. Clogging or tap dance experience is necessary for this group. Call Claudia Collier at 748-0731. Windsor Forest Recreation Building, Savannah
Home Cookin’ Cloggers
Irish Dance Classes
Glor na h’Eireann cultural arts studio is offering beginner to champion Irish Dance classes for ages 5 and up, Adult Step &
Ceili, Strength & Flexibility, non-competitive and competition programs, workshops and camps. TCRG certified. For more info contact PrideofIrelandGA@gmail.com or 912-7042052.
Mahogany Shades of Beauty Inc.
offers dance classes, including hip hop, modern, jazz, West African, ballet, lyrical and step, as well as modeling and acting classes. All ages and all levels are welcome. Call Mahogany B. at 272-8329.
Modern Dance Class
Classes for beginner and intermediate levels. Fridays 10-11:15am. Doris Martin Studio, 7360 Skidaway Rd. For more info, call Elizabeth 912-354-5586.
Pole Dancing Class
For exercise...Learn dance moves and spins while working your abs, tone your legs and arms, a total body workout. Ladies Only! The only thing that comes off is your shoes. Classes every Wed. at 7:30pm. Call for details 912-398-4776 or visit www.fitnessbodybalance.com. Fitness Body & Balance Studio, 2127 1/2 Victory Dr. ,
Salsa Classes
Learn Salsa “Rueda de Casino” style every Wednesday, from 6-7pm Beginner, 7-8pm Intermediate, at the Delaware Recreation Center, 1815 Lincoln St. Grace, 234-6183 or Juan, 330-5421. Delaware Recreation Center, Savannah
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Experience Irish Culture thru Irish social dancing. No partner or experience needed. Learn the basics of Irish Ceili dancing. 7176 Hodgson Memorial Drive. Mondays at 7:30 p.m. For more info email PrideofIrelandGA@
Victorian Neighborhood Association
Meets the second Tues. of every month at 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Post 135. 1108 Bull St. For more info about the VNA visit: www.vna.club.officelive.com or e-mail: Robert_vna@live.com Savannah
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Vietnam Veterans of America Chapter 671 Meets monthly at the American Legion Post 135, 1108 Bull St. Call James Crauswell at 927-3356. Savannah
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Classes for multiple ages in the art of performance dance and Adult fitness dance. Styles include African, Modern, Ballet, Jazz, Tap, Contemporary, & Gospel. Classes are held Monday through Friday at the St. Pius X Family Resource Center. Classes start at $25.00 per month. For more information call
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Salsa Lessons
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Salsa Savannah offers beginner and intermediate salsa lessons on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays at several locations. For more info, contact: salsasavannah@gmail.com, or call 856-7323. www. salsasavannah.com
Sunday, May 23. Visit Fort King George from 1pm- 4pm, as the fort’s blacksmith gives demonstrations on techniques and the history of the trade in the eighteenth century. Darien, GA. 912-437-4770 or www.gastateparks.org/fortkinggeorge
Savannah Shag Club
Curator’s Tour and Highlights
Shag music every Wednesday, 7pm, at Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. and every Friday, 7 pm, at American Legion Post 36, 2309 E. Victory Dr.
The museum’s curator will lead a special tour of the house explaining the recent restoration, examining highlights of the collections and viewing collection storage, which is normally off-limits to museum visitors. May 5, 12, 19, 26 at 4:30pm. $18. 324 E. State St.
Shag & Beach Bop
The Savannah Dance Club hosts Magnificent Mondays from 6:30-11 p.m. Free basic shag, swing, salsa, cha cha, line dance and others are offered the first two Mondays and free shag lessons are offered last two Monday’s. The lesson schedule is posted at www.shagbeachbop.com. Lessons are held 6:30-7:30 p.m. Doubles Lounge, 7100 Abercorn St. ,
Diesel Train Rides
All aboard the old passenger car at the Roundhouse Museum for a trip back in time on the diesel train. Train rides 11am, 1pm, 2pm on Tues-Sat. every week during May and June. Sundays, 1 & 2pm only. Roundhouse Museum. 601 W. Harris St. 912.651.6823. www.chsgeorgia.org
Early Bird Preservation Walking Tour
Events 2nd Annual Hilton Head Art Festival
An eclectic mix of the country’s top established artists as well as new and emerging talent showing paintings, life size sculptures, photography, glass, wood, jewelry, collage and ceramics. May 29-30. Admission: Free. 1 Harbourside Lane, Shelter Cove Harbour, Hilton Head Island, SC. www. artfestival.com More than 30 bands will perform at this 4day music and art camp-out festival held on a 100-acre farm in Norristown, GA (Emmanuel County). Includes acts like Moon Taxi, Randall Bramblett, The Lee Boys and more. May 13-16. For more info: www.hoopeejam. com or call 678-691-0724.
Awakening the Dreamer, Changing the Dream Symposium
An afternoon to look at our biggest challenges and opportunities today. Explore a new global vision built on sustainability, spiritual fulfillment and social justice. Saturday, May 15th, 1-5 p.m. at Unity of Savannah, 2320 Sunset Blvd. $10 (suggested donation) www.UnityofSavannah.org
Film: “Hannah Free�
Award winning film that questions same sex partner rights, the definition of family, aging and courage. Preceded by a hilarious short film “Tools4Fools.� Presented by SGLFS. May 14, 8pm. $10/adv, $12/door. The Jepson Center. 207 W. York St. www.sglfs.com
Film: Food Inc.
Two screenings of the shocking documentary about food production in the US. May 27, 6:30pm at the West Broad YMCA and May 28, 6:30pm at the Moses Jackson Community Center. Sponsored by the 100 Black Men of Savannah, The Savannah Local Food Collaborative, the Healthy Savannah Initiative and others. Free childcare and healthy snacks will be provided.
Fitness
Take an early morning stroll through downtown and learn about the city during the 1820s, as well as what parts of that history have survived. May 1, 8, 15, 22, 29 at 7:30am. $20. Reservations recommended. Isiah Davenport House Museum. 912-236-8097.
Beach Body Boot Camp
“Taking America’s Past into the Future.� Savannah Technical College offers free classes featuring expert guest speakers on preservation-related topics. May 10-14. Each session is open to 20 participants. To pre-register, call 912-443-5864 or email: shartley@savannahtech.edu 5717 White Bluff Rd. , http://www.savannahtech.edu/
The most fun class you’ve ever taken to get you in the best shape in the least amount of time. We provide bright colorful veils, jangling coin hip scarves, and exotic music. Every Thursday at 7:30pm. $15 drop-in or $40 for four if you pay in advance. Call 912-660-7399 or email ConsistentIntegrity@ yahoo.com
Preservation Week
2nd Annual Hoopee Jam
Film & Video
SEDA Annual Luncheon
Following the theme ‘looking back, moving forward’ the annual event will feature keynote speaker jack Uldrich, an author and business expert. May 27, 11:30am-networking, 12pm-lunch. International Trade and Convention Center. $35/person, $280/table of 8. www.seda.org for reservations.
Waters Ave. Community Conferences
The City of Savannah hosts three public sessions focusing on the revitalization of the Waters Ave. corridor. May 15, 9am-12:30pm, Asbury Memorial United. May 20, 6-8pm, St. Pius FRC. May 27, 6-8pm, W.W. Law Community Center. For more info, call 912651-6529.
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Shed winter pounds with an intense workout with two certified personal trainers. Morning and evening classes available. 2127 1/2 E. Victory Dr. For more info: 912-3984776 or www.fitnessbodybalance.com
Bellydancing for fun and fitness
Bellydrills
2 hour dance workout utilizing basic bellydance moves. This is geared to all levels of ability. Dance your way towards a better sense of well being. Bring water bottle. $25/ class. 912-414-1091 http://cybellefusionbellydance.wordpress.com/
Cardiorespiratory Endurence Training
Offered by Chatham County Park Services for persons 18 and up at Tom Triplett Park on Tuesdays from 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Thursdays from 8-9 a.m. Participants should wear comfortable clothing and will be required to sign a waiver form before participating. All classes are free. Call 652-6780 or 965-9629. U.S. Highway 80 West , Pooler
Crunch Lunch
30 minute Core and ABs concentration class. Offered 11:30am & 12:15pm Mon, Wed & Fri @ Fitness Body & Balance 2127 1/2 East Victory Dr. www.fitnessbodybalance. com 912-398-4776.
Fitness Classes at the JEA
Spin, firm it up, yoga, Pilates, water aerobics, Aquasize, senior fitness, and Zumba. Prices vary. Call for days and times. 355-8111. Jewish Educational Alliance, 5111 Abercorn St , Savannah http://www.savj.org/
Hatha Yoga classes
Every Monday and Wednesday from 5:306:30 p.m. Pre-register by calling 819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being, Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/
Learn Kung Fu Today
The Temple of Martial Arts is a Kung Fu school where men and women of all levels of martial arts experience come together to learn the art of Wing Chun and Tai Chi. SiFu Michael, 429-9241. 407 E Montgomery Cross Rd, Ste B , Savannah
Mommy and Baby Yoga Classes
Mondays, 10-11am (crawlers and toddlers) and 11:30-12:45 (infants and pre-crawlers) at the Savannah Yoga Center. The cost is $14 per class. Multi-class discounts are available. Walk-ins welcome. Call 232-2994 or visit www.savannahyoga.com. Savannah Yoga Center, 1321 Bull St. , Savannah http://www.savannahyoga.com/
Pilates Mat Classes
Mat classes are held Tues & Thurs 7:30am8:30am, Mon 1:30pm-2:30pm, Mon & Wed 5:30pm-6:30pm, Thurs 12:30pm-1:30pm, & Sat 9:30am-10:30am. All levels welcome! Private and Semi-Private classes are by appointment only. Carol Daly-Wilder, Certified Pilates Instructor. Call 912.238-0018 Momentum Pilates Studio, 310 E. 41st St , http://savannahpilates.com/
Rolf Method Bodywork
For posture, chronic pain and alignment of body/mind/spirit. Jeannie Kelley, LMT, certified advanced Rolf practitioner. www. islandsomatherapy.com, 843-422-2900. Island Somatherapy, 127 Abercorn Street , Savannah
Squats N’ Tots
This class will help you stretch and strengthen overused body parts, as well as focus on muscle endurance, low impact aerobics, and abdominal work. Your baby (age 6 weeks to one year) can get in on the fun, or simply stay close to you on your mat. Call to pre-register 912-819-6463. St. Joseph’s/Candler Center for Well Being,
The Yoga Room
Visit www.thesavannahyogaroom.com or call 898-0361 for a schedule of classes, times and fees. Savannah Yoga Room, 115 Charlotte Dr , Savannah
Wheel Chair Tennis Lessons
The Rehabilitation Institute at MUMC holds weekly wheelchair tennis practice at the tennis courts at Lake Mayer. Mondays 6:308:30pm. We provide trained instructors, specialized wheelchairs, and racquets. Anybody interested in volunteering or playing, contact Corie Turley at 350-7128 or turleco1@memorialhealth.com.
Zumba Fitness
Classes are being held every week in the Pooler and Rincon areas. Zumba is a fusion of Latin and international music, dance themes that create a dynamic, exciting and effective fitness system. All ages and shapes are encouraged to attend. $7 per class. For location and info, contact Carmen at 4841266 or calexe@comcast.net.
Gay & Lesbian First City Network Board Meeting
Meets the first Monday at 6:30 p.m. at FCN’s office, 307 E. Harris St., 2nd floor. 236-CITY or www.firstcitynetwork.org. 307 E Harris St , Savannah
Gay AA Meeting
meets Sunday and Wednesday at 7:30 p.m. at 311 E. Macon St. Savannah
Georgia Equality Savannah
The local chapter of Georgia’s largest gay rights group. 104 W. 38th St. 944-0996. Savannah
Savannah Pride, Inc.
Meets first Tues of every month at 7 p.m. at the FCN office located at 307 E. Harris St. Everyone is encouraged to attend. Without the GLBT community, there wouldn’t be a need for Pride. Call Christina Focht at 663-5087 or email christina@savpride.com. First City Network, Savannah http://www.
Stand Out Youth
A Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender and Questioning youth organization. Meets every Friday at 7 p.m. at the FCN building located at 307 E. Harris St. Call 657-1966, email info@standoutyouth.org or visit www.standoutyouth.org. First City Network, Savannah http://www.firstcitynetwork.net/
What Makes A Family
A children’s therapy group for children of GLBT parents. Groups range in age from 10 to 18 and are held twice a month. Call 352-2611.
Health Alzheimers Discussion with Dr. Monica Parker
The Alzheimer’s Association of Coastal Georgia hosts an event featuring Dr. Monica Parker, from the Emory University School of Medicine, who will discuss an overview of Alzheimers, new treatment options and more. Memorial Health Mercer Auditorium. May 20, 6pm. Free with RSVP (by 5/14). Call 912-920-2231.
Better Breathers of Savannah
Meets to discuss and share information on C.O.P.D. and how people live with the disease. For info, call Dicky at 665-4488 or dickyt1954@yahoo.com.
Community Cardiovascular Health
Control your high blood pressure. Free blood pressure checks and information at the Community Cardiovascular Council at
1900 Abercorn St. Monday through Friday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. 232-6624. . , Savannah
Every Step Counts Survivors Walk
A monthly walk open to all cancer patients, survivors, and caregivers. May 27, 9am. Memorial Health. For more information or to register, call DeDe Cargill at 398-6554.
Free blood pressure checks and blood sugar screenings
Conducted at three locations. From 8:30a. m.-12:30p.m. and 5:15p.m.-7 p.m. every Tuesday and Thursday at the SJ/C AfricanAmerican Health Information and Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605 for appt. Every Monday from 10a.m.-12p.m. at the Smart Senior office, No. 8 Medical Arts Center. No appt necessary. Every MondayFriday from 10a.m.-2p.m. at St. Mary’s Community Center at 812 W. 36th St. Call 447-0578. Savannah
Free hearing & speech screening
Hearing: Every Thurs. 9-11 a.m. Speech: 1st Thurs. of each month. Savannah Speech and Hearing Center, 1206 E. 66th Street. Call 355-4601. 1206 E 66th St , Savannah http:// www.savannahspeechandhearing.org/
Healthcare for the Uninsured
St. Mary’s Health Center is open for health needs of uninsured residents of Chatham County. Open Monday through Friday from 8:30 AM to 3:30 PM. For information or to make an appointment, call 443-9409. St. Mary’s Health Center, 1302 Drayton St. ,
Hearing Aid Funds Available for Infants
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The Coastal Health District’s Universal Newborn Hearing and Screening Initiative has funds available for the purchase of hearing aid devices for infants and children 3 and under who qualify For info, contact Jackie King at 691-6882.
Help for Iraq War Veterans
A method used at Fort Campbell to treat lack of sleep, anger, flashbacks, nightmares and emotional numbness in veterans is available in Savannah. 927-3432.
Hypnobirthing Childbirth Classes
Classes provide specialized breathing and guided imagery techniques designed to reduce stress during labor. Classes run monthly, meeting Saturdays for three consecutive weeks. To register, call 843683-8750 or e-mail Birththroughlove@yahoo. com. Family Health & Birth Center, 119 Chimney Rd , Rincon http://www.themidwifegroup.com/
HypnoBirthing Classes
Learn to birth in a calm and gentle environment without fear. Uses relaxation, meditation and guided imagery to achieve the birthing experience you desire. Tiffany, tiffany@savannahdoula.com.
I am your ‘live’ coach
You like to be happy, healthy and successful? I am your coach, helping you to life your live to your fullest potential in all fields. I help you to expand your talents. I offer small groups or one person appts. Please call: 912-604-3281
La Leche League of Savannah
Mothers wishing to find out more about breastfeeding are invited to attend a meeting on the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 pm. La Leche League of Savannah is a breastfeeding support group for new and expectant mothers. 897-9261, www.lllusa. org/web/SavannahGA.html. Family Health and Birth Center, Savannah
Meditation and Energy Flow Group
Meet with others who practice meditation or want to learn how, discuss techniques, & related areas of holistic health, healing, Reiki, Energy Medicine, CAM. Reduce stress, increase peace & health! www.ellenfarrell. com, http://meditation.meetup.com/490
Memorial Health blood pressure check
Free every Tuesday and Thursday from 7:30-9:30 a.m. at GenerationOne. 350-7587. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/
Memorial Health CPR training
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Yoga for Cancer Patients and Survivors
This yoga class is free for people with cancer and cancer survivors. For more info, call 350-9031. Thursdays at 12:10pm. FitnessOne, 3rd floor of the Center for Advanced Medicine, Memorial Health.
Nature and Environment Canoe Trip
Saturday, May 15. Join the staff of Fort King George for a guided canoe trip along the Barrington area of the Altamaha River. Trip will last about 2 hours. Canoes, paddles and life jackets provided. $20 per person. Darien, GA. 10am. www. gastateparks.org/fortkinggeorge or 912437-4770.
Dolphin Project of Georgia
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Boat owners, photographers and other volunteers are needed to help conduct scientific research. Must be at least 18 years old. Call 727-3177, visit www.TheDolphinProject.org.or e-mail gadolphin@comcast. net.
Tybee Community Garden
A Tybee community project with both individual plots and communal shared space. Plots are $50.00 for a 4x8 ft space. To participate please contact Karen Kelly at karenontybee@aol.com or call 786-9719.
Tybee Island Marine Science Center
Exhibits and aquariums are home to more than 100 species of fish, reptiles, amphibians and other interesting creatures. The center offers beach discovery and marsh walks. Aquarium hours are 9 a.m. to 5 p.m., Wednesday through Monday, and from 9 a.m. to noon on Tuesday. Call 786-5917 or visit www.tybeemsc.org. 1510 Strand , Tybee Island
Walk on the Wild Side
The Oatland Island Wildlife Center offers a 2-mile Native Animal Nature Trail that winds through maritime forest, freshwater wetland and salt marsh habitats, and features live native animal exhibits. Open daily from 10-4 except Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years. 898-3980, www.oatlandisland.org. 711 Sandtown Rd , Savannah
Wilderness Southeast
Offers a variety of programs every month including guided trips with naturalists, canoe rides and more. Their mission is to develop appreciation, understanding, stewardship, and enjoyment of the natural world. For more information: 912-2368115 or sign-up on our website www. wilderness-southeast.org.
Pets & Animals A Walk in the Park
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call 401.2211 or email lesleycastle@gmail. com to make a reservation.
Dog Yoga
Every first Sunday of the month at 2 p.m. in Forsyth Park. The cost is a $10 donation, with all donations given to Save-ALife. Bring a mat or blanket and a sense of humor. Yoga for dogs is a fun way to relax and bond with your four-legged pet. Great for all levels and all sizes. 898-0361 or www.thesavannahyogaroom.com. Savannah
Low Cost Pet Clinic
Tails Spin and Dr. Lester host low cost vaccine clinic for students, military and seniors on the second Wednesday of each month from 4-6pm. The cost for each vaccination is $12.00, with $2.00 from each vaccination to be donated to Savannah Pet Rescue Agencies. Habersham Village Shopping Center. For more info: www. tailsspin.com
Professional Pet Sitting and Dog Walking
Insured, bonded, certified in pet first aid and CPR. 355-9656, www.athomepetsitters.net.
St. Almo
The name stands for Savannah True Animal Lovers Meeting Others. Informal dog walks are held Sundays (weather permitting). Meet at 5 p.m. at Canine Palace, 618 Abercorn St. Time changes with season. Call for info 234-3336. Savannah http://www.caninepalacesavannah.com/
Readings & Signings Circle of Sister/Brotherhood Book Club meets the last Sunday at 4 p.m. at the African-American Health Information & Resource Center, 1910 Abercorn St. Call 447-6605. Savannah
Tea time at Ola’s
A book discussion group that meets the fourth Tuesday at 1 p.m. at the Ola Wyeth Branch Library, 4 E. Bay St. Call Beatrice Wright at 652-3660. Bring your ideas and lunches. Tea will be provided. 232-5488 or 652-3660. Ola Wyeth Branch Library, Savannah http://www.liveoakpl.org/
The Iridescent Quill
Members of the Peacock Guild Writers Salon will read short selections from recent works. The PGSW is a group that meets twice a month at the Flannery O’Connor Childhood Home. May 20, 78:30pm at Lulu’s Chocolate Bar. Free and open to the public.
Religious & Spiritual Christian Businessmen’s Committee
Meets for a prayer breakfast every Tuesday at 6:30 a.m. at Piccadilly Cafeteria in the Oglethorpe Mall, 7804 Abercorn St. Call 898-3477. Savannah
DrUUming Circle
First Saturday of the month at 7:30 p.m. at Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah on Troup Square at Habersham and Macon streets. Drummers, dancers and the drum-curious are welcome. Call 2340980 or visit uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah. org/
Gregorian Chant by Candlelight
For a peaceful end to your day attend the chanted service of Compline (Singing Good Night to God) sung at 9pm every Sunday night by the Compline Choir of
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Attend church from home Sundays at 9 and 11am with Pastor Ricky Temple and Overcoming by Faith Ministries. Log onto www. overcomingbyfaith.org, click ’Watch Now’. 927-8601. Overcoming by Faith Ministries, 9700 Middleground Rd. , Savannah
Metaphysics For Everyday Self-Mastery
A series of metaphysical/New Thought classes at The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, 619 W 37th St., Mondays 8pm, with Adeeb Shabazz. $10 suggested donation, 1877-494-8629, www.freedompathonline.org, freedompath@yahoo.com. Savannah
Midweek Bible Study
Every Wednesday at noon at Montgomery Presbyterian Church. Bring your lunch and your Bible. 352-4400 or mpcsavannah.com. Montgomery Presbyterian Church, 10192 Ferguson Avenue , Savannah http://www. montgomerypresbyterian.com/
Music Ministry for Children & Youth
The children’s choir for 3 years through second grade will be known as Joyful Noise and the youth choir grades 3-5 will be known as Youth Praise. Joyful Noise will meet Sundays from 4-5 p.m. and Youth Praise will meet Sundays from 5-6 p.m. Call Ronn Alford at 925-9524 or visit www.wbumc.org. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd , Savannah
Nicodemus by Night
An open forum is held every Wednesday at 7 p.m. at 223 E. Gwinnett St. Nicodemus by Night, Savannah
Quakers (Religious Society of Friends)
Meets Sundays, 11 a.m. at Trinity United Methodist Church. Call Janet Pence at 2474903. Trinity United Methodist Church, 225 West President St , Savannah http://www. trinitychurch1848.org/
Realizing The God Within
A series of Metaphysical/New Thought classes presented by The Freedom Path Science of Life Center, featuring metaphysical minister and local author Adeeb Shabazz. Mondays at 8pm. 619 W 37th St. , Savannah
Soka Gakkai of America
SGI is an international Buddhist movement for world peace and individual happiness. The group practices Nichiren Buddhism by chanting Nam Myoho Renge Kyo. Introductory meetings are held the third Sunday of the month. For further information, call 232-9121.
Stand for Peace
A sllent witness for peace that will be held in Johnson Square the fourth Sunday of every month from 1-2pm until the occupation ends. Sponsored by the Unitarian Universalist Social Justice and Action Committee. 224-7456, 231-2252, 234-0980, uusavannah. org Johnson Square, Bull & Abercorn Sts. , Savannah
The Savannah Zen Center
Soto Zen Meditation: Tuesday evenings 6-6:30pm with study group following 6:30-7:30pm; Sundays 8am-9:30am which includes Dharmatalk. Donations accepted. Rev. Fugon Cindy Beach cindy@alwaysoptions.com. The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. Savannah. More info: savannahzencenter.com The Savannah Zen Center, 505 Blair St. , Savannah
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Services begin Sunday at 11 a.m. at 707 Harmon St. Coffee and discussion follow each service. Religious education for grades 1-8 is offered. For information, call 2336284 or 786-6075, e-mail UUBC2@aol.com. Celebrating diversity. Working for justice. Savannah Liberal religious community where different people with different beliefs gather as one faith. Sunday, 11 am, Troup Square Sanctuary. 234-0980, admin@uusavannah. org or www.uusavannah.org. 313 Harris St. , Savannah
Unity of Savannah
Two Sunday morning Celebration Services - 9:15 and 11:00. (Children’s Church and childcare at 11:00.) A.W.E. interactive worship service at 7 p.m. every first Friday of the month. Noon prayer service every Thurs. To find out about classes, workshops and more visit, www.unityofsavannah.org or call 912355-4704. 2320 Sunset Blvd. Unity Church of Savannah, Savannah
Women’s Bible Study
at the Women’s Center of Wesley Community Centers. Call 447-5711 1601 Drayton St , Savannah http://www.wesleyctrs-savh.org/
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Sports & Games Open Chess Tournament for Beginners
Ogeechee River Scholastic Chess Association is sponsoring the Chess-tival open to K12 students at the Langston Chapel Middle School in Statesboro. June 19th. Check in: 8-9am; Rounds are at 9:30am, 10:45am, 12pm, 1:15pm, and 2:30pm. $8 Registration Fee (on or prior to June 16th), $13 for late registration. For more info, taramichelle. henderson@gmail.com or call 317-696-3355.
Savannah Bike Polo
Like regular polo, but with bikes instead of horses. Meets weekly. Check out www. facebook.com/savannahbikepolo for more information.
Savannah Sand Gnats Baseball
The Savannah Sand Gnats minor league baseball season runs through September. For more info on home games, promotions and tickets, visit: www.sandgnats.com.
Texas Hold ’Em Poker League
Free Texas Hold Em poker league is available to the public. Teaches new players how to play and advanced players can come and work on their skills. Prize tournaments for season points leaders. www.series7pokerleague.com for more info.
Youth Track and Field Competition
The Silver Cheetahs host this event inviting youth, ages 4-18, to compete in a variety of races and field events. Saturday, May 22. 8am-4:30pm. SSU Wright Field. $5 per athlete. Free admission for spectators. http://silvercheetahchampions.ning.com or call Coach Ed Jinks 912-660-1475 for more info.
Support Groups Al Anon Family Groups
A fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics meets Monday at 12:30 p.m. and 8 p.m., Wednesday at 1:30 p.m., Thursday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 8 p.m. at 1501 Eisenhower Dr. and Tuesday at 8 p.m. at Goodwill on Sallie Mood Drive. Call 598-9860 or visit http://al_anon_savannah.freeservers.com. continues on p. 41
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ARIES
(March 21–April 19) What happens when someone “sells out”? Typically, it refers to a person who overrides her highest artistic standards or her soul’s mandates in order to make a bundle of money. But I want to enlarge the definition to encompass any behavior that seeks popular appeal at the expense of authenticity, or any action that sacrifices integrity for the sake of gaining power. I think you have to be especially on guard against this lapse in the coming days, Aries –– not only in yourself but also in those you’re close to.
TAURUS
(April 20–May 20) “I can’t live the button–down life,” says cartoon character Homer Simpson. “I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles.” Born May 10, Homer is unusual for a Taurus. Many of your tribe love the creamy middles but are quite content to live without the terrifying lows, even if that means being deprived of your fair share of dizzying highs. While that may sometimes seem like a boring limitation, I don’t expect it to be any time soon. The creamy middles that are looming for you are the lushest, plushest creamy middles I’ve seen in a long time. Terrifying lows and dizzying highs will be irrelevant.
GEMINI
(May 21–June 20) Spanish painter Francisco Goya created an etching entitled “El Sueno de la Razon Produce Monstruos.” Its two possible translations have very different meanings: “The sleep of reason produces monsters” or “The dream of reason produces monsters.” The first version suggests that when our reasoning faculties go dormant, we’re susceptible to doing dumb and crazy things. The second version implies that if we rely excessively on our reasoning faculty, it acquires a lunatic hubris that devalues our emotions and distorts our imagination. You’re more susceptible to the former than the latter right now, Gemini, but it’s crucial that you avoid both. A way out of your pain is available if you use your reason just right –– neither too
little nor too much.
CANCER
(June 21–July 22) Some of your illusions seeped into you before you learned to talk. Others sneaked into you later, while you were busy figuring out how to become yourself. Eventually, you even made conscious choices to adopt certain illusions because they provided you with comfort and consolation. There’s no need to be ashamed of this. It’s a natural part of being a human being. Having said that, I’m happy to announce that you’re entering a phase when you will have the power to shed at least some of your illusions –– especially the ones you consciously chose –– in ways that don’t hurt you. To begin the process, declare this intention: “I have the courage to see life as it really is.”
LEO
(July 23–Aug. 22) According to a statute in the state of Indiana, you may not use your bare hands to catch a fish from a lake. In Fairbanks, Alaska, you’re breaking the law if you let a moose slurp an alcoholic drink. In Flowery Branch, Georgia, you may be arrested if you shout out “Snake!” Arizona doesn’t permit you to let a donkey sleep in your bathtub. And yet I’ve got to say that you Leos could probably get away with all of these acts and more in the coming weeks. The omens suggest that your levels of freedom are extremely high, as is your amount of slack. You’ll have clearance to do many things you wouldn’t normally be able to do.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23–Sept. 22) I didn’t think it was possible, but paranoid visions of doom and gloom have become even more popular in the past few years than ever before. Apocalypse–watching is no longer a fringe hobby reserved for conspiracy fetishists; it has gone mainstream. And yet here I am in the midst of the supposed mayhem, babbling my eccentric ideas about how we are living in the single most wonderful time in the history of civilization. So let me ask you a crucial question, especially if you’re one of the millions of normal people who believes that cynicism is a
supreme sign of intelligence: Do you really want to be getting your fortune told by a rebel optimist like me? You should know that all my horoscopes are rooted in the hypothesis that expecting the best makes you happier, safer, kinder, wilder, stronger, and smarter. What happens in the coming weeks will be proof.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23–Oct. 22) The bad news is that climate change is really underway. That’s why Purbasha Island in the Bay of Bengal has sunk beneath the waves, swallowed up by rising sea levels and shifts in monsoon patterns. The good news is that its disappearance has ended a dispute between India and Bangladesh, both of which claimed it as their own. There’s nothing left to fight over. I foresee a metaphorically comparable scenario coming to your life, Libra: an act of nature that will render a conflict irrelevant.
SCORPIO
(Oct. 23–Nov. 21) Some experts say methamphetamine is more addictive than any other drug. Here’s one reason why, according to “Mothers Against Methamphetamines” founder Dr. Mary Holley: “The effect of an IV hit of methamphetamine is the equivalent of 10 orgasms all on top of each other lasting for 30 minutes to an hour, with a feeling of arousal that lasts for another day and a half.” At least that’s what it’s like in the early stages of using the drug. After a while, hell sets in and the body is no longer happy. Luckily, you Scorpios won’t be tempted to fall victim to meth splurges any time soon. Without relying on anything more than natural powers, your capacity for erotic pleasure will be substantial.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22–Dec. 21)
Your eyes can discriminate between about 500 various shades of gray. Let’s hope your moral compass is as precise in its power to distinguish subtle differences. Why? Because there will be no easy black–versus– white decisions to make in the near future; no simple, foolproof way to determine the distinctions between good and bad. I
recommend that for now you give up hope of achieving utter certainty, and instead celebrate the pleasures of nuanced truth.
CAPRICORN
(Dec. 22–Jan. 19) These days you have an extraordinary capacity to perform magic. And when I use that word “magic,” I mean it in a very specific sense: causing practical changes to occur in accordance with your most noble and beautiful desires. I’m not talking about the kind of “magic” that helps you gratify mediocre wishes or tawdry fantasies. I’m not saying you should go on an acquisitive binge as you gather up booty and bragging points. Rather I’m letting you know that you have the power to create inspiring transformations.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 20–Feb. 18) Do you want to know where all the power lies for you right now? It’s nowhere. Do you want to know what the nature of that power is? It’s nothing. But before you jump to conclusions about the meaning of what I just said, read this passage from Lao Tzu’s *Tao Te Ching,* translated by Stephen Mitchell: “We join spokes together in a wheel, but it is the center hole that makes the wagon move. We shape clay into a pot, but it is the emptiness inside that holds whatever we want.
PISCES
(Feb. 19–March 20) A Pisces woman I know was harried by ant swarms invading her kitchen. She could have run out to the drug store and brought home loads of poisonous little ant hotels. Instead, she gave her imagination the go–ahead to brainstorm. She scooped up a host of ants and threw them in a blender with the other ingredients of her smoothie, then drank it all down. The next day, all the ants had departed, as if scared off by the Great Devourer. I suggest you learn from her example, both in the sense of being open to outlandish possibilities and in the sense of finding alternate ways to deal with adversaries. .
Meetings for families and friends of alcoholics are held every Monday at 5:30pm and Saturday at 11am. Melissa, 844-4524. First Presbyterian Church, 520 Washington Ave , Savannah http://www.fpc.presbychurch.net/
Alcoholics Anonymous
If you or someone you know has a problem with alcohol, call 354-0993.
Alzheimer’s Caregivers Support Group
Senior Citizens, Inc. hosts a Caregiver’s support group for individuals caring for Alzheimer’s and dementia family members. The group meets every second Monday at the Wilmington Island United Methodist Church, 195 Wilmington Island Road. For more information, call 236.0363, ext. 143. Savannah
Amputee Support Group
Open to all patients who have had a limb amputated and their families or caregivers. Call 355-7778 or 353-9635.
Cancer support group
Meets the first Wednesday of the month from 11am-12pm. at the Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion on Reynolds Street across from Candler Hospital. The group is open to anyone who is living with, through or beyond a diagnosis of cancer. Call 819-8784. Savannah
Caregiver’s Support Group
Meets the 3rd Tuesday of every month. For more info: 912-925-5924. White Bluff United Methodist Church, 11911 White Bluff Rd. ,
Citizens With Retarded Citizens
Open to families of children or adults with autism, mental retardation, and other developmental disabilities. Meets monthly at 1211 Eisenhower Drive. 355-7633. Savannah
Coastal Empire Polio Survivors Association
Meets the fourth Saturday of the month at 10:30 a.m. at the Candler Heart and Lung Building, second floor, Room 2. Call 3551221; or visit www.coastalempirepoliosurvivors.org. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah
Couples Struggling with Fertility Challenges
Meets every Saturday at 6:45 p.m. at Savannah Christian Church, Room 250. This is a group for couples struggling with primary or secondary infertility, whether they have been on this journey for one year or many years. Call Kelly at 596-0852 or email emptycradle_savannah@hotmail.com. 55 Al Henderson B;vd. , Savannah
Domestic violence support group
SAFE Shelter provides a domestic violence support group every Thursday from noon to 1 p.m. at the Senior Citizens Inc. Building at 3205 Bull St. Call Brenda Edwards, 6298888. Savannah
Fibromyalgia support group
meets the second Thursday from 5:306:30 p.m. in Conference Room 2, Candler Heart and Lung Building, 5356 Reynolds St.. 819-6743. 5354 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/
First Line
An after-hours referral and information line to talk confidentially about birth control, sexually transmitted diseases and pregnancy options. A free service from Planned Parenthood, available nightly from 7 to 11 p.m. at 1-800-264-7154.
For traumatic brain injury survivors and their caregivers. Meets the third Thursday at 5 p.m. in the gym at The Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial University Medical Center. 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/
Grief 101
A 7-week educational group offering support and coping tools for adults who have experienced a loss by death. Meets Tuesdays 6-7pm at Full Circle, a Center for Education and Grief Support, 7212 Seawright Dr. RSVP to 303-9442. Savannah
Grief Support Group
6:00 p.m. Tues. at Full Circle Grief and Loss Center, 450 Mall Blvd. Seven-week support groups for children and adults are offered by the bereavement counselors at no charge as a complementary service of Hospice Savannah. For information call 912.303.9442 or visit www.HospiceSavannahHelps.org. Savannah
Gynecological Cancers Support Group
Gynecological cancer survivors and their loved ones are invited to share their experiences and discuss treatment and recovery from cancers such as cervical, ovarian, uterine, and endometrial. Wed. May 26, 23pm. Memorial’s Anderson Cancer Institute. To reserve space, call Jennifer Currin-McCulloch at 350-7845.
Heartbeats for Life
A free support and education group for those who have suffered or want to prevent or reverse Heart Disease, and/or Diabetes problems. Contact, Jeff: 912-598-8457; email: jeff@heartbeatsforlife-ga.org
Hope House
Provides housing and support services such as life skills, resources and referrals, follow-up care and parent-child activities funded by DHR Promoting Safe and Stable Families. Please call 236-5310 for information. Hope House of Savannah, 214 E. 34th St. , Savannah
KidsNet Savannah Parent Support Group
meets on the first Thursday of the month at 4:30 p.m. at the Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave. Call Carole Kaczorowski at 598-7001, Lorr Elias at 351-6375 or Bruce Elias at 644-5916. Department of Juvenile Justice Multi-Purpose Center, 1149 Cornell Ave , Savannah
Leukemia, Lymphoma and Multiple Myeloma Support Group
This education and support group is for individuals with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin-McCulloch at 350-7845. 5-6:30 p.m., Thurs. May 13, Summit Cancer Care office, Curtis and Elizabeth Anderson Cancer Institute
Group
meets the second Wednesday of the month at 6 p.m. on the second floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. 355-5196. Nancy N. and J.C. Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion, 225 Reynolds Ave. , Savannah
Memorial Health Bleeding Disorders Support Group
Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/
Memorial Health Focus
Focus is a program to encourage Sickle Cell patients ages 11 to 18 and their parents and caregivers to learn more about Sickle Cell disease. For information, call Saundra at 350-3396. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/
Multiple Sclerosis support group
discusses topics that are relevant to anyone with a debilitating disease every fourth Thursday at 3:30 p.m. at St. James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave. at Montgomery Cross Roads. 355-1523. St James Catholic Church, 8412 Whitfield Ave , Savannah
Narcotics Anonymous
Call 238-5925 for the Savannah Lowcountry Area Narcotics Anonymous meeting schedule.
National Alliance on Mental Illness
A recovery support group for people living with mental illness. Meets at several location throughout the week. Tuesdays: 6:308pm, Trinity Lutheran Church, 12391 Mercy Blvd. Thursdays: 6:30-8pm, Pine Woods Retreat, 1149 Cornell Ave. Suite 3A. Saturdays: 1:30-3:30pm, Candler Heart & Lung Building (2nd Floor). Call 912-353-7143 for more info.
Overeaters Anonymous
Meets weekly at several locations. Please visit www.oa.org to locate a meeting.
sity Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/
Rape Crisis Center
assists survivors of rape and sexual assault. The Rape Crisis Line is active 24 hours a day, 7 days a week at 233-7273. The center offers free, confidential counseling for victims and their families.
Rape Crisis Center Incest Survivor’s Group
As part of its ongoing work with incest survivors, the Rape Crisis Center has built a cinder-block wall where incest survivors can throw plates as an anger management technique. In order to continue, donations of china are needed. Call 233-3000 to make a donation.
Reflex Sympathetic Dystrophy Support Group
The group welcomes anyone suffering with this disorder, and family members or caregivers interested in learning more about it. For information, call Martyn Hills at 651-4094.
S-Anon Family Group
A fellowship for families and friends of sexaholics. For information, call 663-2565.
Safe Shelter Outreach Program
Providing services for survivors of domestic violence. All services are confidential and free. 3025 Bull St. 651-0004. Safe Shelter Outreach Program, 3025 Bull St. , Savannah
Senior Citizen’s Inc. Alzheimer’s Support Group
For families of persons suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and other forms of dementia. Second Thursday at 5:30 p.m. at Ruth Byck Adult Day Care facility, 64 Jasper St. Call ahead to reserve a seat. Call Stacey Floyd at 236-0363. 3025 Bull St , Savannah
Sexaholics Anonymous
Pancreatic Cancer Support Group
A fellowship of men and women whose purpose is to help those with sexual addictions. 351-7440.
Parkinson’s Disease Support Group
is open to anyone who has stopped smoking and needs additional support or to those who are considering trying to stop smoking. Call 819-8032 or 819-3361.
Call Jennifer Currin at 350-7845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/ Meets the first Thursday of the month. 56:30pm in the Marsh Auditorium at Candler Hospital. For more information, call 3556347 or 238-4666.
PRIDE Support Group
This is a support group for parents of children with bleeding disorders. Call Mary Lou Cygan at 350-7285. Memorial Health Univer-
Smoking Cessation Support Group
Spinal Injury Support Group
Meets every third Thursday of the month at 5:30 p.m. at the Rehabilitation Institute at Memorial Health. For information, call Jami Murray at 350-8900. Savannah http://www. memorialhealth.com/
Support Group for Parents of Ill Children
who have a seriously ill child receiving treatment on an inpatient or outpatient basis. A case manager facilitates the meetings, and a child life specialist provides an arts and crafts activity Meets once a week. Call Donna at 350-5616. Backus Children’s Hospital, 4700 Waters Avenue , Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/backus
Teens nurturing teens
Meets the third Sunday of the month at 3 PM on the 2nd floor of the Lewis Cancer & Research Pavilion. This group is for teens who have a family member or loved one impacted by cancer. For more information, call 819-5704.
Tourettes Community of Savannah (TiCS)
Meets on the 3rd Saturday of every month. For more information contact. Michelle McGee 912-224-9201 or sign up on the Facebook page Tourette’s Community of Savannah. Call for meeting place and times
Transgender Support Group
My Brothaz Home, Inc. is sponsoring this support group. For information, call Lady Maverick or George at 231-8727.
Troup Square Al-Anon Family Group
A support group for friends and family of alcoholics, with special attention to issues of adult children of alcoholics. 495-9758 or www.al-anon.alateen.org. Unitarian Universalist Church of Savannah, 313 Harris St. , Savannah http://www.uusavannah.org/
Wheeze busters
is an asthma support group for children that meets in the Rainbow Room at The Children’s Place at Candler Hospital. Call 921-3368. Candler Hospital, 5353 Reynolds St. , Savannah http://www.sjchs.org/
Women who love too much
meets Fridays from noon to 1 p.m. Call Maureen Wozniak at 355-4987.
Theatre “Aida”
The Arts Center of Coastal Carolina presents a production of the award winning musical “Aida,” through May 30. Tickets: $54/adult, $37/kids. For more info: www. artshhi.com or call 888-860-2787
“Luv”
The Savannah Community Theatre presents this quirky comedy about a wife who won’t grant her husband the divorce he desires. Plantation Clubhouse at the Landings. May 8, 14, 15 at 7:30pm. May 16, 2pm. $17-27. Call: 912-247-4644
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Leukemia, Lymphoma and Myeloma Support Group
AWOL’s Theater Arts Program is currently seeking people interested in assisting with its annual theater production which begins rehearsal in October. Production in Spring 2011. Positions include: Assistant Director, Stage Manager, Dance Instructor and others. Email cover letter, resume and headshot to kgreen@awolinc.org. Deadline: June 30.
Living without Violence
Volunteers
For patients with blood-related cancers and their loved ones. Call Jennifer Currin, 3507845. Memorial Health University Medical Center, Savannah http://www.memorialhealth.com/ The SAFE Shelter offers free drop-in counseling to anyone who is in an abusive relationship. Meets every Thursday from 78:30 p.m. at the First Baptist Church Education Building at Whitaker & McDonough St. 234-9999. First Baptist Church of Savannah, 223 Bull St. , Savannah
Man to Man Prostate Cancer Support
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America’s Second Harvest Food Bank needs volunteers
To help with various tasks around food bank and warehouse. Apply as soon as possible. 912-236-6750 ext 109. America’s Second Harvest of Coastal Georgia, 2501 E. President St , Savannah http://www.helpendhunger.org/ cs
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1 & 2 bedroom apartments. $450-$600 per month. Available now. On the busline, Anderson @ Waters. 604-9997 Homefinders Realty. 1107 E.53rd Street: 2BR/1BA Apartment: Central heat/air, LR, DR, large backyard. Section 8 Only. $625/month, $350/deposit. Call 856-7318 or 412-0767 •11405 Willis Drive: 3BR/2BA, $925/mo •1914 E 50th St: 2BR/ 1BA large home. $825/mo •5524 Emory Drive: 2BR/1BA, total renovation . $725/mo •100 Lewis Dr-D: 2BR/1.5BA, $625/mo •1005 Hearn: 2bed/1bath, off Stiles, $500/mo. +DEPOSIT, NO-PETS NO-SMOKING. Call Bill:656-4111 1200 EAST BOLTON Street: 2 bedroom, 1 bath apartment., central heat/air. $525/month + deposit. Call Daryl: 655-3637 1210, 1212 & 1230 ROGER STREET: Off Bay & Carolan Street, Savannah. 2BR, heat/air, refrigerator & stove, total electric. $525/month & $400/deposit. 912-655-4454
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1322 E. 54th and 1308 E. 53rd Streets: Both 2BR apts. washer/dryer included. $550/month. Section 8 Welcome. Call 912-308-3926
3BR/2BA NICE House, nice area. 3yr. option. Call 404-826-0345
1944 CAPITAL Street: 2BR/ 1BA, LR, DR, Kitchen, CH&A, Section 8 or Rent. $700 per month. Call 912-356-5384 or 912-660-4297 •2023 Causton Bluff3BR, all electric, washer/dryer included, $825 •1917 E. 56th3BR, NEW kitchen, $850 •5613 Bettye- 3BR, new kitchen, $850 •2BR/2BA, $675, 22-B Mastick 257-6181 2211 UTAH STREET New paint, new carpet, 3BR, 1BA, separate living/dining, laundry, central air/heat, carport, large fenced yard, quiet dead-end street. $750/month, $700/deposit. NO Section 8. 912-897-4009 2 BEDROOM, 1 BATH Apartment in Springfield. $575/month. Call 912-661-1615. View Pictures at www. talentsfinance.com 2BR/1.5BA APARTMENT, Largo/Tibet area $600/month plus $600/deposit. Call 704-3662 or 656-7842 2Br/1ba apt, rent $800/month or $200/weely. All utilities included + cable. Call 272-1472 2BR, 2 BATH Townhouse for rent. Central heat/air, appliances included. Centrally located between Beach and Downtown area. $675/month. 912-238-5323
308 E. HWY 80 Bloomingdale 2Bd, 1 Bath $650/Month. 912-823-3302
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5500 JASMINE AVENUE 2BR/1B, sep. LR and DR, furnished kitchen, w/d hookups, oversized rooms. Pet friendly. $625/mo plus deposit. 912-398-6038
• 660 W. 42nd St2BR apt. CH&A, $475/mo+security •1121 E. 41st st: 2 or 3 BR house, electric and g a s. $550+security. •2018 Live Oak St: 3BR large upstairs apt. $600/mo+security •1127 E. 39th st: 3BR/2BA house, furnished kitchen, CH&A, laundry room, off street parking, $800+security •3110 Wright StThunderbolt: 1BR upstairs apt. Appliances, window a/c, $400/month. FOR SALE• 904 Moray St: 3BR house, good condition, owner desperate. Make offer. LANDLORDS: If you are in need of a good Property Manager, CALL US. Managing property is what we do best! Call Lester 912-234-5650 or 912-313-8261
741 EAST WALDBURG: 2BR/1BA, CH&A, hardwo o d f l o o r s. $650/month. Call Felicia at 912-844-0694 or Gary 508-2397
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8 EAST 38TH Street: 3BR/2BA $600/month. 1321 EAST 38TH: 2BR, 2-stor y house $480/month. Call 925-1992 917 ELLIOT ST. 2BR/1BA, newly renovated, living room, dining room, kitchen, large backyard, air/heat, $700 deposit, $750/m. Call 912-844-6155 or 912-508-2246 ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS Work! ConneCtsavannah.Com online musiC & events listings, & fine sweetness and Content ConneCtsavannah.Com music, Art And EvEnts listings. updAtEd dAily And whEn wE’rE not working on thE print Edition
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APT/CONDO FOR RENT: GROVE STREET-1BR, 1BA Apt, furnished kitchen, $525. DUANE COURT-2BR, 1BA Apt, furnished kitchen, $650. WINDSOR CROSSING CONDO-total electric, 2BR, 2BA, $650. LEHIGH DRIVE-2BR, 1BA, furnished kitchen $675. EAST 39TH ST.-2BR, 1BA, furnished kitchen $600. KANDLEWOOD: 2BR, 1 BA, furnished kitchen $575. HOMES FOR RENT RICHMOND HILLPiercefield, 3BR/2BA, furnished kitchen $825. PT. WENTWORTH-3BR, 2BA, furnished kitchen $850. RINCON-THE COVE Like new 3BR, 2.5BA executive townhomes, gated & pool $875-900. Frank Moore & Co. 920-8560 FrankMooreCo.com
for rent 855 AVAILABLE NOW! FOUR BEDROOM HOUSES 136 Runner Rd. $1445 724 Windsor Rd. $1340 THREE BEDROOM HOUSES 33 Chapel Lake N $1295 2320 Hawaii Ave. $1250 1734 E.33rd St. $825 1919 Causton Bluff $750 2012 Nash St. $795 TWO BEDROOM HOUSES 602 W. 35th St. $675 1710 E. 34th St. $675 2010 E. 58th $650 1012 Hearn St. $575 ONE BEDROOM HOUSES 7715 Central Ave. $675 APT/TOWNHOUSE Three Bedrooms 303 Gallery Way $1050 Two BedroomsWindsor Crossing $650 1130 E. 53rd St. $550 One Bedroom 208-1/2 E. Taylor St. $800 Efficiency 321 Broughton St. $1400 FOR DETAILS & PICTURES VISIT OUR WEB PAGE WWW.PAMTPROPERTY.COM Pam T Property 692-0038 ConneCtsavannah.Com music, Art And EvEnts listings. updAtEd dAily And whEn wE’rE not working on thE print Edition ConneCtsavannah.Com online musiC & events listings, & fine sweetness and Content
•Condo- Wilmington Island, 2BR/2BA, $800/month +deposit •Guyton- on 5 acres!5BR/3.5BA + in-law suite w/full bath, gourmet kitchen, sunroom, large entertainment pavilion with refrigerated wetbar & glass doors opening to pool & deck. $1800/month. Call 596-5237/897-4543
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DAVIS RENTALS 11515 WHITE BLUFF RD. 1BR, LR, walk-in closet, laundry room, bath $575/month. _________________ NEAR MEMORIAL: 1308 E. 67th Street 2BR/1BA, walk-in closets, laundry room $695/month. _________________ TOWNHOUSE 1812 N. Avalon Avenue. 2BR/1-1/2BA $675/month. _________________ SOUTHSIDE 127 Edgewater Rd. 2BR/2BA, walk-in closets, $795/month. 310 E. MONTGOMERY X-ROADS 912-354-4011,Office DOUBLEWIDE mobile home $650/month, $400/deposit. No pets. Call 661-0056 or 661-3520
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GARDEN CITY APARTMENT Recently renovated 2BR Apt., total electric, washer/dryer hookups. Convenient location. $615/month. Call 656-5000.
MOBILE HOMES: Available for rent. Located in mobile home park. Starting at $450 per month and up. 912-658-4462 or 912-925-1831.
RENT: DUPLEX 1510 E. 53rd. 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. $795/month plus deposit $795. Call Alex @ 912-401-5710, Days/Nights/Weekends, email: alexcerbone@gmail.com
Homes for rent in Bloomingdale Lease-purchase available $650-$895 Please call 912-823-3302 www.mtpisgahproperties.com House for rent. 3BR/2BA, fireplace, large kitchen & dining area, large yd, $875/month +deposit. Near new Kroger on Hwy17. 658-2759 House for rent - Wilmington Island, Battery Creek Plantation 120 Ropemaker- 3BR/2 full Bath, refrigerator &dishwasher, living room, dining room, fireplace, central heat/ac, laundry room, fenced yard, 5 mins. to school and groceries! $800/m + $700 deposit. Call 912-308-4127 (daytime) or 912-897-4836 (after 6pm).
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Very nice 2BR, LR, DR, fenced-in backyard, offstreet parking, washer/dryer room, screenedin porch $700/month. *ALSO: Historic, newly renovated 4BR/2 large marble baths, fireplace, hardwood floors, fenced-in privacy backyard, off-street parking, washer/dryer included. E. Park Avenue, very nice, quiet neighborhood. 912-659-8141
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Oceanview 1BR fully furnished apt, $800 per month. All utilities paid. Call 912-786-4147 or 912-433-1567 Large Furnished Efficiency. Very nice, includes utilities, cable, washer & dryer. $200/week. $200/deposit. 912-236-1952 LAUREL LODGE Efficiency Apartments
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5013 Ogeechee Road. $170 per week and up. No deposit. Nicely furnished, all utilities included. Private bath 695-7889 or 507-0222 MAIN STREET, Richmond Hill. 3BR/2BA, bonus room, 2-car garage, fenced backyard, pets allowed. $1575/monthly. 912-447-5501 or 912-210-0859
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Lovely 2 Bedroom Brick Apt. carpet, blinds, kitchen furnished, central air, no pets. Washer/dryer connections, $550/monthly. Call 912-661-4814 ONE BEDROOM Efficiency: Off Skidaway, near college. Fully Furnished, includes water, cable & electric. $145/weekly plus $145/deposit. Call 912-675-0062. ONE BEDROOM: Stately apartment, hardwood floors, ceramic kitchen and bath, washer/dryer hookups. Beautiful and quiet Baldwin Park neighborhood. 537 Maupas Ave. $550/month. Leave message, 912-441-3087. POOLER HOME SPRING LAKE 101 Lake Pointe Drive: 3-bedrooms, 2baths $1,100. DOWNTOWN APT. 2-bedrooms, 1-bath, Off-street parking $575. MIDTOWN HOMES 27 E. 63rd Street: 3bedrooms, 2-baths $950. 1724 E. 33rd Street: 3-bedrooms, 2-baths $900. Section 8 Accepted Jean Walker Realty, LLC 898-4134
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410 East 50th St. 1BR/1BA, water & garbage included. $600/month. 1108 E. 38th St.-2BR $700/month. 1104 East 31st St. 3BR $625/rent. 1 Altman Dr.-3BR/1BA plus den $750/month. Several Rent-to-own properties. Guaranteed Financing. STAY MANAGEMENT 352-7829 RENT: DUPLEX 1110 E. 53rd. 2-bedroom, 1-bath $550/month plus deposit $550. One block off Waters Ave., close to Daffin Park. Call Alex, 912-401-5710, Days/Nights/Weekends, email:alexcerbone@gmail.com
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3BR/2BA doublewide, private lot, Water and Garbage, lawn service included. No Pets,. available now. $750/month, $600/deposit. Call 912-756-7116, 912-667-2498. Southside brick home CH/A, 2BR, LR/DR Combo, new carpet, den, bonus room, fenced yard, Cresthill Subdiv. $785/month. Call 912-354-8315 evenings. SOUTHSIDE- Hampstead Oaks Two bedroom, 1.5bath townhouse apt, total electric, $600/month with washer & dryer $625. Call Debra at 912-356-5656
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•k itchen furnished. Country atmosphere. 3BR/1BA, $785/month plus deposit. •4BR/2BA $895/month plus deposit. •Hibiscus, 1BR/1BA, $475 +deposit. No section 8. 234-0548 TOWNHOUSE for rent: 1BR, 1.5BA, all appliances included, private patio and pool. Near AASU, St. Joseph’s. Call Anna, 912-844-5749
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3BR/1BA- 21 Gerald Dr. $850/month. 3BR/1.5BA- 34 Chatham St. $865/month. Both w/furnished kitchens, central heat/air, carpet, fenced yard, lots more! Call 912-507-7934 or 927-2853. ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS
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WEEKLY AND MONTHLY PROPERTIES AVAILABLE Peaceful atmosphere WEEKLY UNITS: Furnished, Private entrance, No sharing, living quarters, utilities included. From $200/wk, $100-$150/deposit. MONTHLY PROPERTIES: 2&3BR, 1-2Baths, Appliances included. Properties located in Pooler & Savannah. $600-$800/month plus deposit same as rent. No Section 8. Interested parties call 441-5468 Wilmington Island Duplex: 2BR/1BA, liing room, dining room, kithen, Water included, $775/month, 912-897-6789 or 912-344-4164. rooms for rent 895 DOWNTOWN & SOUTHSIDE 1st week $100. 2nd week until star ting $125/week. Furnished rooms w/cable-tv, WI-FI, free-laundry & off-street parking. All utilities included. Minimum deposit $50 required. See online at: http://savannahrooms.cjb.net Call 912-220-8691 912-604-1890
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EFFICIENCY ROOMS Includes stove, refrigerator, private bath. Furnished! $180/week + deposit. Call 912-844-5995.
32 GOEBEL Avenue: 3BR/1.5BA garage apt. $800/month. GARDEN CITY: 4125 Sixth St. 3BR/1BA Apt., new flooring & paint $650/month.
FURNISHED EFFICIENCY: 1510 Lincoln St. $135/week or $145/week for double occupancy, Includes microwave, refrigerator, stove, & utilities! Call 912-231-0240
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FURNISHED Studio apts @ Quail Run Lodge, airport location. Newly remodeled, includes all utilities, cable, broadband internet, room service, onsite restaurant/lounge. $169/week. 964-1421
3BR/1.5BA, 34 Chatham St. $825. 3BR/1BA, 21 Gerald Dr. $825. Furnished kitche n s, central heat/air, lots more. 507-7934, 927-2853
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LARGE VICTORIAN with windows on two sides, across from library, nicely furnished, all utilities. TV/cable/internet, washer/dryer, $140/week. $504/month. 912-231-9464 Other apts. avail.
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MY NAME IS Johnnie. I live in a very nice neighborhood called St.James Place off Montgomery Crossroads on Southside. 4BR house, 2-car garage, 2 full baths. Looking for roommate who is honest, clean, free of drugs, no smoking in house. Arrangements: $550/rent, ½ utilities, security fee $125. Questions? Contact me at 912-508-2020.
NEED A ROOM? STOP LOOKING! Great rooms available ranging from $115-$140/weekly. Includes refrigerators, cable w/HBO, central heat/air. No deposit. Call 912-398-7507.
NO DEPOSIT-LIMITED TIME! NEAR MEMORIAL/ W. CHATHAM East Savannah •ROOMS $100 & UP• Furnished, includes utilities, central heat and air, Comcast cable, television, washer/dryer. Hardwood floors, ceramic tile in kitchen and bath. Shared Kitchen & Shared bath. 5 minutes to Memorial Hospital. Call 912-210-0181.
ROOM FOR RENT: Safe Environment. Central heat/air, cable, telephone ser vice. $400/$500 monthly, $125/security deposit, no lease. Immediate occupancy. Call Mr. Brown: 912-663-2574 or 912-234-9177.
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‘56 FORD TRUCK parts, position rears, 6cyl engine, standard trans. ‘70 Ford body parts, 9in rears. Call 661-3879 or 858-2746
HONDA Hatchback SI, 1991- Lowered suspension, intake exhaust & headers, CD player, brand new tires, very clean $2700 OBO. 912-312-2849
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$99 MOVE IN SPECIAL SOUTHSIDEEASTSIDE - WESTSIDE New Large Clean Carpeted Rooms, only 2-4 rooms per guest house. Quiet Areas, Busline. Cable, Fridge, TV, utilities, furnished rooms. Rooms with PRIVATE BATHROOMS available. $99-$159/Week. DISCOUNT FOR FOOD SERVICE AND HOTEL EMPLOYEES EFFICIENCY APTS 2BR/1BA, 1BR/1BA APTS. LR, refrigerator, stove, all utilities & cable included. Weekly $179 & $225. No sharing. Monthly rates available. No Credit check.
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ROOMS FOR RENT Completely furnished. Central heat and air. Conveniently located on busline. $130 per week. Call 912-844-5995. Senior Citizens Homeopening 1BR independent care person 65 and above. $350/m includes utilities. Call 912-925-3832 WEST SAVANNAH ROOM FOR RENT: Very Clean, newly remodeled w/central heat/air, stove,refrigerator,cable, washer/dryer. On busline. Starting @ $125/week. Call 912-272-6919. ConneCt Savannah ClaSSified adS Work!
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LINCOLN TOWNCAR, 1997. Fully loaded, AC/heat, strong V8 engine, stereo sound, alarm system, keyless entry, CC, tilt, leather interior. Very well maintained. For more info, 912-323-1673.
‘74 CHEVY TRUCK, 12 bolt rears, 6 leaps springs, 283 engine parts on rebuilt power glide trans. 661-3879 or 858-2746 ACURA Legend, 1993- Fully loaded, 4-door sedan, color silver. Bose stereo system, AC, power seats, PW, runs in excellent condition. $4500 OBO. Call 912-659-9726 or 912-925-9796 BUICK Park Avenue Ultra, 2000- Super charged V6, garage kept. Private party sale. $5500 OBO. Call 912-898-0077 or 912-257-8469. CADILLAC Escalade, 1999- in excellent condition with 4WD. White in color, leather seats, Bose stereo multi-changer system. $5900. Contact 912-443-5004. CHEVROLET Silverado, 1985- K5, 4X4, needs a little work, $3,000 or best offer. Call 912-224-4451 FENDER BENDER? Paint & Body Work. Reasonably Priced. Insurance Claims. We buy wrecks. Call 912-355-5932. FORD 390-Engine needs time chain, C-6 Trans, engine to rebuild 390-360-352-351-302-30 0. Call 661-3879 or 858-2746 FORD F350 Superduty Lariat, 2002- 4x4 Off-road, long wheel, crew cab, loaded! $18,000. Call 354-3008. FORD Mustang, 19983.8L V6, 5 speed manual transmission, perfect mechanical condition, lots of extras $4,000 obo 303-359-1971 local (Southside) FORD Thunderbird LX, 1994- Nice body, needs engine work. Mazda 626, 1994, needs transmission $600. Call 661-3879 or 858-2746 FORD VAN E-150, 1999- V-8, Power windows/locks, good condition, one owner, 105,100 miles. $4,400. 912-844-7875
LINCOLN LSC,- rare 2 coupe, 50H0 runs & drives great! one owner! 40k, $6000 or best offer. Call 484-2127 Mercury Sable 1997 Wagon Good Condition, 51100 Miles, Handicap scooter and lift included. $2,500. (912)786-5915
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